The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 740

Episode Date: October 26, 2021

The guys watch Brendan get electrocuted at Tough Mudder and talk Bryan's Bob Saget stories, Shapel meeting Ron Perlman, Brendan and Cat's trip to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios, the Alec Baldwin shooting incident on set, Kane Brown continuing his concerts after twisting his ankle and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kids Brennan. I don't know about you, but I'm gonna be at the brand improv. Oh my god. You're lucky man Now you're gonna be somewhere in LA November 4th. Well, that's right 4th and 5th That's a next Thursday Friday. I'm at the Ha Ha running my 30-minute special for I shoot in Dallas I get the squad out the Ha an LA Backflip Lacey and also David Lucas. We're all running our sets, man, at the Han L.A. After that, it gets real Dallas, Texas. November 11th through 13th, Addison Improv. Tickets are damn near, sold out.

We're gonna add some shows. So stay tuned. Get tickets for myself and Brian at FATKZ.com. And the reason why We're not doing Saturday shows is because we have a calibats fight companion this Saturday November and November 6th and October 30th. That's this Saturday. Yeah, this Saturday October 30th. We have a UFC 267 The calibats fight campaign will be live at 11 a.m. Pacific only at the thick boy YouTube channel and the lineup is

Fun the boys are back. Chris Dilly a Brian Cal and myself Josh Thompson this Saturday 11 a.m. Pacific time All right, and then yeah the next Cowbats fight campaigns November 6. That's a double header with Canelo and also UFC 268 That's a double header with Canelo and also UFC 268. We have a great guest lineup for that, but yeah, go see Brian and Brea, y'all, go see him. And then I'm gonna be off the comedy club, November 11, 12, 13th, 14th, come see me. Now, Brennan, a couple of things we gotta talk about.

When it comes to exercise. You can get on a bike and you can ride, but a lot of times it's raining, it's hard to find that you can't be consistent. Or if you wanna go on a gym, right? Some of your gyms make you wear a mask, you don't wear it, you don't wear it. You don't wear it on a mask, get the name in.

But you do want, you do want instruction, you want your choice of different workouts, you want your choice of different workout gurus. Do it from the comfort of your home man, doing your garage like I do with Peloton, and guess what, they're taking 400 bucks off, they're best bike. Yeah, the original bike is now $400 less at Peloton and guess what? They're taking 400 bucks off their best bike. Yeah, the original bike is now $400 less at Peloton.

So now's the time to try it. Right now they have great instructors. My favorite's Robin, we got you covered. All right, they have curated music just for you, whether it's hip hop, country. And they got like half hour workouts, right? You think they got 20 minutes? You think what?

15 minutes, half hour. I always say to people, if you are down, if you just don't have any energy, get on a bike for 20 minutes, 15 minutes, half hour. I always say to people, if you are down, if you just don't have any energy, get on a bike for 20 minutes, chin, and people like that, just try 20 minutes, and they'll take you through it. It's over before you know it, and you feel on the... They got classes for every level,

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Reliabilo prices all the parts your car will ever need rock auto dot com We had good food and you have a key around your neck You look good did you see your style? Oh, chin's a speed drive. You look good, dude, you're styling. Oh, chin and the update on your MMI. Yeah, I'm feeling. Oh. Yeah, so I got the MMI, but then my dog amputate your head. But then there's a voice. Why is there always a but then?

But I know it's a close. Yeah, so the MMI was already done. And I called my office to Dr. Office like, a couple days ago, before the weekend, like Friday. And then they're like, oh yeah, so you have an appointment on Tuesday, so we have the results, but we just wanna talk to you in person. Oh, that's not good.

We're also trying to hustle money out of you. But I'll have an appointment for that day anyway. Sure, sure. That's what's gonna happen, you're gonna drive all the way down the road with that. And then go, hey, nothing's wrong. I mean, for coming in. Says the athlete.

I mean, knock on wood, that's what I'm trying to do. No, you can go. Yeah, there's some irritation around, but you're good. There's not much they can do, right? For, for, for, if it's like a disc or pinch, they can, but it's either surgery or you treat it with like a shot and it heals, it's not heals it, but it's a pain go wrong. It's a distraction. You just, there's some.

Yes, yes. I don't have the app access. If you have a pholging disc or something, I think there's, there's something you can do. There's some stuff back there. Yeah, so that's what, what it what What is it still just as batching? Definitely, but you know, I'm not even joking. It sounds shitty But alcohol and then taking all these pills you pills helps

My question have you got on YouTube and likes yes, dude. Yeah, I've done it I bought a bunch of stuff I bought like elastic bands to stretch your head out with the door But is it getting worse or just stays the same? Without out out out. The shitty part is I think I'm getting used to this as my like regular. It's just life. But it's painful.

It's all one side. Chin, right? It's here, but then it shoots pain on my arm or even on the other side. Nothing more exhausting. Nothing more exhausting than that band, dude. Nothing more exhausting. It's gotta be nerve, because I can't massage it out.

It's nerve, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's nerve. It'll be fine. Literally 12 pounds came down on the side of my neck. I remember when you touched it. Shot in and he sprawled in my neck. And then Travis Brown went cool. I'm doing the exact same thing. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it.

I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it.

I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I'm gonna snap it. I I think so too. Literally, it's happening. What happens if he pounds came down on the side of my neck? I remember when you touched. Shot in and he sprawled in my neck when. Ah! And then Travis Brown went, cool, I'm doing the exact same thing.

Jesus Christ. Oh, that was the worst. That's why I was like, I don't shoot right there. Hey, you were yelling instruction. I was like, you're shooting, you're just like, I was like, oh yeah, I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna shoot, but I go,

I go, dude, just kick low. Not a low slip, pop, pop. Let him go. And he didn't listen to me. Not in the corner. And that's probably why his neck got. Hey, who's gonna pop, pop. He didn't listen to me. Not in the corner. And that's probably why it's Nidga. Hey, who's gonna say more stupid or shit during the fight campaign this Saturday at 11 a.m. Pacific?

Me or only on thick boy YouTube? Me or you or Kristalia? So the lineup for the fight campaign is Kristalia, Brian Kellen, Josh Thompson myself. The boys are back. The boys are back. The boys are back boys are boys are back There's no nothing about fighting, but that's what's gonna make this whole air. How about this? We're we're on a text right? And he goes this guy is it's real. I was on his real

He said he said style lender style lender And you know what I just went I And then I would I would put hands on him if he was next to me in that situation. But I was like, this can be perfect. Yeah, it's gonna be perfect. And then the text, I said, who's gonna stay stupid shit you were Brian,

Brian's gonna stay stuff like, man, these guys are sweating. Yep. These guys are sweating. These guys, no, these guys are sweating. I was like, man, these guys are tough. These guys dig deep. But I'm also an expert at getting fighters to tell me certain things.

And then I, I, I, I, Paris. So wait, what? So, so with a lot of guys, I will, I'll talk to guys who are real fighters. And then I, I, I, I have a, almost a photographic memory. Yeah, I call it parody. Yeah, so I, it's called parody. So I'm like a parent. A parent, a fighter will say some, and will regurgitate it.

He does the same with TED Talks. So, he'll get a list into it, and then it will become brining out information. But you know, it's benefited me through all these years. So I'm like, well, you know what, brines. And someone's like, what? The fuck? Would you have an IQ for fighting, right?

I mean, I'm, I mean, I'm, I mean, I mean, not compared to Josh Thompson myself. No, no. But he, he keeps, he keeps, he keeps, he keeps, he keeps, I'm I mean not compared to Josh Thompson myself. No, no, but he Keeps up as far as comedy goes. Yeah, you're in Rogan probably. I mean, I mean, there's a guy who know it, but like Lucy's you know, blue. Like you told me something about fighting. I'd be like, oh, you know, I did it. You been a fighter. I did it long enough as a fan. I mean, with you do it. Yeah, just I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, wrestling, wrestling,

you just give me credit. Shit, so, I don't get to fund those. You just give me a lot of credit. Boxing. Biddy. When you fight as long as I have it, when you're as big a fan as I am, and you watch that much video,

and you listen, you're gonna have things to say. And you're gonna have me for years, you've been in training camps with me. You've been in the world. But he also enjoys it. Yeah, I love it. But as far as like really getting down to those details, it's, you gotta have done it.

Yeah, you gotta have done it. You really, yeah. I mean, well, Rogan Rogan is the exception of that. And John Anix is the exception. I mean, if you're living it all the time, but I do think that there's a limit. Yeah, you seem to pay for it. You know, you do well.

I'll give you an example. So when I saw, yeah, you're a Rodriguez, the first time. I remember, I very clearly, I went, oh, he's the new plot, he's gonna crush. Yeah. He burst it onto the sea. Yeah. And Brennan went like this. Brennan went, he goes, that's someone working against the better guys.

And I went, and I remember I was like, you're wrong about that. And the reason you're wrong is because the guy's fighting at a very different distance. And he's gonna kick people in the head, and all that. And he goes, yeah, I know, no, it's not, he's amazing, he's amazing. It's just not gonna work against the upper echelon.

And then they gave him to Frankie Edgar. It was the biggest mistake. And Brennan went like this before the fight. I hated it. Why are you giving him to Frankie Edgar? I go don't do that yet. Runem. And I was like, I was like, I think he's going to beat Franky Iger because Franky Iger is a wrestler and a boxer. Yeah. And he said, it's not going to work against him.

And I argued strongly, but I didn't know it. And that's something you only know if you've been in the gym and you've fought and you've had to deal with that. Because there are just certain things that guys Oh damn He got career change the path of his career Really? Now he's back hopefully and

Yeah He's fighting some dents Or no he's supposed to fight Max hallway but Max had to pull out so he gave him an appointment but he's kind of back That was awesome I'll tell you about in the details I did Tough Mudder this past weekend. Tough Mudder and it was Tough and it was Muddy.

It was Tough and Muddy. Tough and Mudder. I'm all right. You're all right. Now that's a group of thickies. I know. So those two boys are the buttery boys, the buttery bros.

The buttery bros. I got a guy's. So they're like CrossFit monsters. Okay. They're also content monsters. But they, uh, So go back to their muscles first. So, yeah.

Now this kid, I'm very happy with the lot. The guy on the left, very happy. He's also brilliant, like, produces movies. He's a monster. He's like, Oh, three movies on Netflix. He's a monster.

Really? Smart, smart kid. The bassist Salt Lake City. So I've never met them. Okay. So the head marking lady, you know, they're introduced all these, all these other people that are there, right?

And she goes up right before we start and I'm kind of nervous. I know I'm like 10 miles. Yeah Yeah, but so I'm like in the back and marks there and we're waiting to go and She goes hey, do you mind if the the buttery bros run with you? I'm like, excuse me. She's the buttery bros I'm like I have no idea who that is. She's like, they're pretty big in the space. I think guys have fun together. So I'm like, I'll go out of the shape. She goes, oh yeah. Oh, yeah, fuck.

So they come back and right away, we're like instant friends, right away, they're a fan. They're just like, you would love them. How did they react to you looking like Jack Sparrow? Did was that, was that for Halloween? And don't be mad at the quads, they're the, I'm not mad at the quads. And now with those, with the cramping, yeah they were.

Okay. So here's the thing. So they bring it to them in my head, I'm like, oh fuck, but they were great. So this thing about Tough Mudder, I didn't know what it was gonna sign up for, but it was such a great fucking experience. And it's like, I was just gonna run it,

you know, I'm a psycho, I was gonna run it by myself. And even she was like, you don't wanna run it by yourself. I talked to them weeks prior, she's like, you wanna do, it's a bonding thing. Like you guys can go through. How do you talk to them? Yeah, she's like, you're going to need help. She's like, and people there will help, which they did. Like, there's, you know, there's hundreds of hundreds of people running.

And sometimes like, there's a 20 foot wall or you're going through mud or ice. So people can't make it through it. Random strangers are helping people through. That's great. Like if you want to feel good about humanity, run a tough mother. Like people you've never met, helping people up. So you start running.

I'm like, oh, this isn't too bad. Me and Mark are doing a thing. I'm like, this isn't too bad. And then we get to, so there's like a bar and there's all these electric cords hanging down. And then you got a crawl under and not in water, freezing water. You gotta crawl under like a navy cap.

You know how like hippos are like this in the water? You gotta do that, right? But I'm cute, I gotta fat ass. So my ass is out of water. My back muscles are out of water. My head's out of water. I'm like this is a neck. I can crack it out.

But in my head I'm thinking, these things is probably like a dog collar. I'm like thick-ass, you know that. I'm like, it's probably like a dog collar. It won't hurt that bad. You know me, man. I don't, it's hard to make me panic. I was about a quarter way in. I couldn't go back.

I couldn't go this, I had to go forward. When it shocked me, I was like, oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. And the guy behind me goes, who's, who's, is that it? He's not part of that, that, that,

those shocky tuba you run through it, and that's, that ain't shit. That's the video. My boy from the Butterbrose had his GoPro with it, and they could not stop laughing. So his boy was behind me. Okay, I have to do some video. Oh, I can't wait.

I'm upset. I can't see, I don't know if the sheer panic on my face. The problem was the muscular butterbro behind me. Yeah. Obviously the electric can travel. Well, he was, he would touch me. Yeah, I obviously electric can travel. Well, he was, he would touch me. He was like grabbing my foot because we were like, navigate together.

He was, he was, he was, he was, he was shocked. I would, I was, I was like, dude, back up. It was the only time during the entire race where I legit panicked. It dude, I'm telling you man. I can't do that. Now, how often were you getting shocked? Well, they're everywhere.

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Alright guys you got a special tree You got a special tree coming up So he's running M-Thom This is a water and electricity combined I remember that guy was trying to get him He's called Oh he's holding the GoPro He's holding the GoPro. It's a 360 cam. It's a big kid. Is he tall? No.

Stinning crazy shape. Mark, where do people find you? Mark. Look at Mark. Hello, Mark Harley on Instagram. I'm going to find me on the haters. We'll say podcast. We'll just weekly fitness and comedy podcast. Oh my god. There we go. We're talking about the haters. I've seen them before. I was scrolling at the export page and I was like, man, who's this handsome guy? She's This guy, yeah, pumpkin time. This is the way I go. See that guy? Yeah. That was the guy touching me. He's so

much good. But I guess he's in the Olympics for lifting and shooting the monster. They're all monster. for lifting and shaking the monster. They're all monsters. So you see the water? And then you see their dangling. You see all the things dangling? Yeah. So I was like, that's not gonna hurt. Ow.

Oh shit. Oh my God, my ass is too big. I can't teach off any little bit. Come on, Brim. I don't like this. No. Hey guy, what's the little zap? don't like this. No. What's up, it's like him. Oh, no.

Oh, no. You fucked that. No. No. No. This is me Dead serious This is that midpoint Really

Can you avoid it? No, well I thought I could touch it and move it all the way But I'll see tough mothers like no bitch. You can't move it. So I go to move one. Oh, dude Cuz yeah if you touch it you're just gonna see this guy Crock doing it coming fast you would touch me get shot No, I don't like this at all I don't like this at all Mark made it I thought it was a fucking joke Hear me yelling Oh, yeah, you're not really, you're not moving. You're not moving.

Mark went the right way. I'm getting anxiety. I don't like this. I don't like it. Leave me try and go under it. Look. I don't know what's inside. Yeah, there it is.

Watch it. Now that's touching you. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Why are you staying low? That was real when I first got in.

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That one right there? Yes, yeah. You gotta go under it. No! Oh no! Oh no! That's a little... It sounds like a horrible.

Listen, the women in the back. It's real. See how low it is? Yeah. You have like, this much room, dude. Can you go under the water? I go under the fucking light go under the fuck no cuz he's gonna do the hippo thing Shob through this way No, wait no, Brendan

I want to look like that I had to not be here with the hair I make it through That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy That's so crazy. I'll tell you that much. That's what I'm saying. Right. No, fuck. I have no idea. I thought it would be like a leg. Me too. I was like, that was a cow.

That was a cow, God. Is it cold? No. It's freezing. And then you run from there into the cold waters up there, by the way. Yeah. And the mud water's up there too. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, it's San Bernardino.

That dude's crying out. Yeah. That's crocodile. This is amazing quality. And again, this Bernardino? That dude's cropping out. That's cropping out. This is amazing quality. This is good. Who, what are they? Butterboy. It's GoPro.

Look at 360 though. 360. You would run with the GoPro and just film it all. Monsters. Now these guys, what do they do for a job? They're just studs. Crossfitters, YouTubers, and gamers. Like the guy is like, director, has three projects on Netflix. The guy that guy that's filming their monster. Yeah, they're all fucking monster

That's fucking dope monster starts and the nicest guys You so you in you positon That's the other butterbro on the left there. So that's his brother with you Dude you'd laugh so they there's like a military guy I don't know if he's the owner of it or what but he gives like an inspirational speech Which is really good and I'm like what do we do? And so he said he's Me too. I'm all set to so he says something and they all missed it and they were what he said

I go oh your hair and you know you he said when we finish they're giving vaccines the Johnson Johnson Dude you should have seen there they went what in the fuck the no way I want you out dude and then apparently you saw this testing as well So I mark you hear that mark and I who what you do just seen the panic on everybody's face Testing a testing tent you run right at the desk that you run right at the finish line of Johnson Johnson You guys are claims and then you saw it is at the end there too, so I don't I don't know dude So it's Johnson Johnson you saw it. I'm sure everybody here. Johnson Johnson. You guys are clinging. I said, and then you saw it at the end there too. So I don't know, dude. So it's Johnson Johnson, you saw it. I'm sure everybody here is a pro. It's not a big deal.

It's not a big deal. It's so great. Back to you and we're gonna test it for all the sources. Oh, really? Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro.

Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. Just pro. That was the only part I did not enjoy it. Everything else was such a like eye opening experience.

This, the guy comes up and goes, Hey, do not push he foot through this thing. It's gonna fuck you up. He was sprinted through that, like you're on a 40 yard dash. And really he's like, it's the only way you're gonna make it out. He goes, because a lot of people not make it out. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. So how do you, what do they do? They're on the fuck away. Well look at this. Dude, you're out of your mind. I'm fucking beeline to it. Oh, that hurts. I'm gonna fuck her. So how do you what do they do? Well look at this dude you're out of your mind I'm fucking be lying to it. Oh No because since you're flying it can't really catch on all right. How many how many shock stations do they have just two? Okay, but that's enough to and that's yeah

This guy is very happy with it That's Nick Oh the guy walking through like Nick. That's Nick. That's Nick. The games are going to stay. Oh, the guy walking through like, no, it's not him, but it would be great. I want Kyle to run through this just to feel it. Thank God I didn't have to. Yeah, I mean, you guys can crawl through the water without getting the short. The short. The short. King's probably. Man. It was so fun, man. It was I will do so many more of them, so really? Y'all, Hunter, I fucking loved it. Even with the shock.

Yeah, I mean, if that's the only thing I'd enjoy, the rest of it, the climbing I was fine, oh, market shit, there's a thing where you got a swing, and it's towards the end, so you're pretty fatigued, and you got a swing in a long ways, and underneath, there's just freezing water, like 10 foot deep, or a swing, and it's not that he's not strong of his grip because your hands are wet, he slips.

Oh, dude. Oh no. Oh, God. He fall pretty far. What was that? What was that besides the electricity? What was the hardest thing for you? Yeah.

Run, you can run. I guess, run, like the running up hill at the end when it's 10 miles You're looking the markers like eight mile eight. You're like really fuck. I got two more miles Like I started to cramp up But were those guys better runners those those those buttery boys because they're thin. I don't know I mean You can run you y'all just went in like a pretty nice pace. Yeah, we went so the you know

There's like champions who like do this for living the fat This is the thing that mark. There's a woman. There's a woman. I don't know if the fastest time was the fast time for that was a hour 20 Which in your theme about it's eight minutes a mile and that's fucking Remember there's all these So we finished around two hours, which is not terrible for being 250 pounds I mean smarts right to 50 which is not terrible for being 250 pounds. Dude, I mean, it's- Because Mark's probably 250, I'm just-

Oh yeah. I think he's a little lighter. Look at Amelia Bloom. I think she beats a man. She for a while, she was the number two tough matter in the world, including the- T- Okay.

Amelia, Amelia. I did Amelia. This is not Amelia. I'm Amelia's probably a A. It's not one of those girls. It's none of those girls. I've been A. Amelia.

I'm trying to get Amelia. I'm trying to get Amelia. But those like real runners went boomeros like there you Victoria dress. Yeah, it's all good, but yeah, there's some people who are just monsters at it But was dope is my son and his best friend did it before me, not the same route, but they had a kid's one. How old was it? There's was supposed to be a mile and a half,

but Tiger finished. My another name. My other name. It's all good. But Tiger finished. Yeah, it's definitely. I'm just, it's all right. You're wasting his time.

There she is. There she is. Yeah, she's a lawyer too. She's a 38 so 38 Check this out. She's a lawyer for Apple full time. Laura for Apple. Wow and then not working while she was the number two in the world beating men All the men. There was a whole thing on her. Oh, well, she's the next super cool. So so so our boy Tim Ferris She used to date her and told me that oh, she just she's the one that get out of the car and just run car for it She'd run 25 miles away from him. That's crazy 25 fucking miles she just go. I'm gonna run I'm gonna run back. He'd be like but we're 25 miles away

So it's yeah, I know what wait what's the time piece? Oh, there's a Spartan. Yes, that's a race right? Yeah, Spartan and tough modded they worked together Okay, you knew Spartan which is less obstacles and like more like actual timing and distance But the queen of pain, what a beast. A beast. And apparently she got a sparse. She was bossy around. Oh yeah.

Apparently she trained so hard that she got a fracture in her pelvis that you only see under very strict like car accident. Correct, I'm sure. Yeah, like savage. Yeah, she's a killer. Super fresh. Yep.

Oh dude, how about, how about, so my son's best friend, Josh, his dad has like a computer company in Santa Monica And he he wanted to get all the employees together to run tough mother So this guy there and I go that's him. Oh, yes, my boy. He played soccer right? He played soccer high level in England and his son's like a fucking sub-aunt. Yeah soccer play It's like a little messy place of 10 year olds really fuck some up. He's a monster So that's Tiger's best friend. Yeah, so he has his team Come do this thing. So I'm talking me and the team I go. Oh, you work out. I was I Wins less time work out. I was about eight years ago

Okay, this is mr. Soccer. No, this is that this one of the one of this one this one on staff some random dude younger guy I go cool man, see out there. They take whatever four hours of finish, I don't see him. But he calls me as dude, that guy you were talking to. So there's a wall, there's a wall, it's like, I don't know, probably 25 foot long. You can run up and try to grab, or you can run and there's a rope,

and even that's difficult. And that's what I looked at, Mark, you wanna try and be Superman, because we're tired, or do we wanna grab the rope? It's still gonna be tough. Marko's rope. So we do the rope, we get up fine. Homeboy goes, I'ma do that one.

Okay dude, you haven't worked on it years. Back's up, it's wet muddy out, it's wet muddy. So I am right into the wall. Well as Niko's, I don't like this, I'm gonna snap into. Oh! And as Niko's, of course it goes. It's omelet Saturday and went Split is it's an omelet hard that is he split his kneecap open. Well, you know what? So he went to the emergency and you can't

Chin you can't not ever work out inside. You're gonna wrestle and box. Yeah, you're a chin There you go. Yeah, it's not how the universe works And certainly not how the human machine works. That's that's called a little. That's terrifying That's called mathematical justice. That's what happens. Don't be the way the world world World world is like a guy. It's like a guy who he was an athlete in college I guess and he's 38 and hasn't done the thing in probably eight nine years and he goes to the CrossFit gym My buddies crossfit gym and decides bit more and he's going to be a little bit more and he's going to be a little bit more

and he's going to be a little bit more and he's going to be a little bit more and he's going to be a little bit more and he's going to be a little bit more and he's going to be a little bit more and he's going to be a little bit more and he's going to be a little bit more and he's going to be a little bit more

and he's going to be a little bit more And he's like, dad, my legs are tired. I'm like, dude, you ran a 2.5 miles for five minutes. That's insane. He's like, yeah, my legs are tired. I said, well, what we can do is a cold tub hot tub thing. That's why he's doing I fought and played football. And he's like, really? I'm like, yeah.

And you know, I do what my dad did. I go, he loves LeBron. LeBron does them, Tom Brady does them. He's like, really? So I'll set up a cold tub hot tub for us when we get home. So I set up a cold tub. His little ass have five. Wow. Neck deep and a cold tub. He did them. He's like, really, like, yep, so I'll set up a cold tub, a hot tub for us when we get home. So I set up a cold tub. His little last at five. Wow.

Neck deep and a cold tub. He did it. He didn't want to say a 10. He did it last night too. Six times, cold tub, hot tub, cold tub. You know kids are like that. Kids are like, I remember, like a lot of cold is in your mind because I remember I was, we were in the north of Italy

and there was a glacial lake. So the glaciers would melt and they would melt into, and so that's the water that you get into. Now, when you get in that water, and I don't even fuck of its August, what happens is you go numb right away. Well, it hurts. It's so cold to hurt.

Put your hand in a thing of ice water. It hurts. So you get in that one, oh, well, this is way too painful to stay in there. And my friend, six-year-old, same thing, just fucking. Now, he is built, the kids built like, what's, he's built like a refrigerator.

He looks like, if you, yeah. Well, no, he's also square, he's super square. Blocky. Blocky, very blocky. Like a dick face, he had no knack. Yeah. So he can conserve, he's built like a, like a, he was out, he was in there, not noticing for two hours.

Just, now Tiger knew it was cold, but when he knows like LeBron and then we were watching football on Sunday and he's like, they go in the cold to a dad and like every single one of them did. Wow. And I said, if your uncle Rogan tries pitching on that bullshit machine, cryo, tell him to beat him up.

Yeah. I remember he's just crowds. Wait, what's going to cryo? What's going to happen? How's it going? You get in, like you put on like gloves and booties and get in You're here in there for like four minutes people like I got to negative what it? Jump in the fun cult though. Yeah, there's nothing better free. Oh Better than that cry the cold tub takes time and preparation and I know some crowd therapies and that's shit

Oh, I know some kind of famous who almost died in a crowd chamber Thank you. I'm a stop. Oh passed out. They were doing win-off. Someone did die. Some lady in Las Vegas got stuck in there and just overnight. Well, first of all, this is free. I remember with you, we did the cryo thing and Brennan goes quietly. He was like, he was like, wait a second. I go, what?

Well, I do ice paths, and I do, we would do ice paths in the hot thing. But I only played sports my whole life. I guess, and that's all we ever did, but I guess I don't know any. I do ice paths and I do ice paths in the hot thing. I only played sports my whole life, but I guess, and that's all we ever did, but I guess I don't know any. I'm telling you, dog days of training camp, like, two days in Albuquerque, or Lofsky, we're doing three days together, like hard running. We got the cryotherapy was there and we do that,

and I would like him, are you feeling anything? He's like, no dude. And then we stopped doing that, and went in the cold tub, hot tub. So you're just in a machine, it's not like, are you feeling anything? Like no dude. And then we stopped doing that. Then went in the cold tub hot tub. So you just end up with that? So you just end up with that. So you just end up with that. So you just end up with that.

So you just end up with that. It's just cold air. There's nothing like soaking your body in ice cold water for 18 minutes. So that's what you would do. So you'd put it down the swell. So after you train, you bring it, you could bring that in for the next day.

So you could train the next day. Would you do that on a daily basis? Oh yeah, all the time. And then training camp too, they'd then have all the ice trash cans filled up, so you just take your top pads off and jump in there. Wow, and get ready for the next practice. Keeps you from from.

Yeah, man. I mean, yeah. So what about, can you do that as if you're just a regular civilian? Yeah, good for you. My five year old's doing it. No, I'm saying like, just if you were 100%. I should, don't waste your money.

Are you gonna do it? I mean, I just feel like, I like the idea of bringing down information. Hey, I train hard. Hey, I train hard though waste your money. Are you gonna do it? I mean, I just feel like, I like the idea of bringing down information. Hey, I train hard. Hey, I train hard though, you know. See, I wanna do it after flying back from Liberty. Bro, the problem is, no, the problem is, because you're, I'm sorry,

you're taking two planes and you're sitting, and you're not sleeping, it sucks, man. You kinda do need it. Like, I don't know why every time I get off a fucking plane, I feel like shit. is it dehydration? Is it here? Is that what it is? Yes, the ear it feels like fuck. Yeah, I hate fuck. Oh, especially on those longer flights Nothing works. Yeah, that is not a short flight that ain't a short flight a direct

Because nobody goes from LA to Cincinnati direct what you gotta do, is you gotta go to fucking things like Phoenix or Chicago and then take another plane. Chicago usually. It's a good time. Now does daddy have gold status on spirit area? I should. I don't know why you don't do it. I do on American and I'm cheap,

so I go, I'm gonna get a coach thing and sometimes it won't be up for a lifetime. Yeah. Oh my God. I took the plane with Bob Sagitt. People don't know how funny Bob Sagitt is one of the funniest people Savage you know from full house and shit, but the funniest I'm like, what are you doing? I'm doing a benefit. I go what for a good the Taliban. I just feel like they're misunderstood

He fucking kills me I just feel like the I just feel like the misunderstood. It's so awkward. Were you laughing here? I mean, every second he goes, he goes, he was seeing in front of me. He's still, but first class I went to take a pee. And he goes, where he's sitting?

I go, right here. And he goes, coach? He ate a seat right there. He goes, then I won. I know you got canceled for a while What was it your commentator He never stops. He's the fun And people don't know kids from like full houses like oh my god They'll too, you dude. How was that? Where did Mandel use to be a fucking killer?

I've done so much to my rich, yeah, I'm a communist. What, what, what, what, what, well, how we Mandel one time, I went and got up and fucking murdered. It was like, I did like 35 minutes, it was like for this, this theater. I mean, I fucking murdered.

Yeah. I go, he had to follow me and I know he doesn't do stand it out much. In my mind, I was like, good luck, how I can do it. Come on, Steve. He gets up and fucking murders. Murder, man. Oh, yeah, he's a killer and Bob Sagittos. Yeah, you don't know any you don't know anyone who is who is that funny off the cuff all the time. You don't know anyone. You're talking about an all star.

You're talking about a Hall of Famer. He is one of the best and I've done a lot of benefits with that motherfucker. He's so funny just the way he improvises. Maybe Adam. Yeah, Adam, Adam Crow, of course. I don't know when you're just talking Sagitt though, like his, he's, he's always been known as the funny kind of room. He's so good. That's amazing. Do I tell you how I knew I was getting older. I went to Halloween nights with Kat and Stevie and our friends Ryan and Shawn. Are you universal? Yeah.

Your boys just not scared anymore. I was there. I went to the first time I was like, oh no, I'm too old for this. Oh, man, it was so, it was so, oh, I had to go, how many more we have to go to your seven?

All right. It was because they have different themes, right? Yeah, each one is a different thing. They have rob zombies. They have walking a different thing. They have rob zombies. No, not them. They have walking dead for zombies. They have walking dead. They have rob zombies.

They have indoor's box. That was the worst haunted area. The haunting of Hill House, the exorcist, Texas Street and Saw Mask. A clown one. The, no, this year there was no clown. Oh, yeah, you didn't go though, you know. There's no clowns.

No, I went before. I went last year, the year before. Yeah, now it's, now the, the bigger one is the house I'm on till which I was okay the best was Like kind of if there's gonna be scary that was the scariest one. Oh, brighter Frankenstein was brighter Frankstein was cool Yeah, the purge one was kind of cool outside Long night my We got there at seven. I got home at one thirty in the morning was Tiger because he was loving it all our oh Titan I can't bring a five year. Thank God. We got the past now Seven I got home at one thirty in the morning was Tiger because he was loving it all or oh tight

No, he can't bring a five-year-old thank god. We got the past now Now what you're gonna find is your son because he's gutsy my son bites off more than you can chew when it comes hard movies now Oh, not much we were we were in we're while I was he said in my house and he sees this thing on Netflix and it's a guy going like this Shh and then there's a giant devil finger Oh, no and he goes I want to watch that. I go, well, that's midnight mass. That's by Stephen King. I don't know. Well, he watched it. I didn't see it. It's getting apparently. Can't see. Devil shit with priests. Yeah. Midnight mass. Yeah. So cats,

that's a good way to watch midnight. Oh, it is. Dude, it is amazing. Fantast. Oh, it is. It's the same guy who did house on haunted hill Yeah, and blind man. I think this is the best one out of the three. I said to watch Atlanta disagrees really she thinks the for the Halt House this is by far the this one's better I'm one of the slow working fan tap. I didn't want to end really it's only seven parts. It was so good my ten year I watched the first half too much too. We came downstairs and we're working out in the garage and he kept going like this, he goes, hey, no, wait a minute.

Too much. Oh, I thought I saw something. No, for seven years on, no. No, no, no. But how about this, go back to the last picture, Chin? Check this out. A universal, in order to get into the park, you have to show proof of vaccine.

So you have to show proof of which I'm fine with. It's an outdoor park. You still have to wear a mask. Oh no. And they were mass Nazis, dude. Yeah. Yeah. So I want to take that's because they don't want to get sued. So I want to take a picture. I want to take a picture. And they go, you have to leave your mask. I went, oh, fuck it. I want the picture then. I go, dude, we're outside. We're all vaccinated. Here's, I don't know, tell you what. I'll fucking I want the picture. It's all lawsuits. They don't want to get sued because they didn't have mass policies. Somebody gets COVID. They can sue I want to picture. It's it's all lawsuits They don't want to get sued because they didn't have mass policy somebody gets covered

They can sue the fucking whole thing. That's what happens. Do they still have it to where there's like random monsters running throughout? Yes, and those monsters have to wear masks now they don't really do the Makeup anymore now everyone has a mask look at the guy in the back Also, Norman Bates also the people in the hot house have mask on that's a norm in base They have fucking how long mask on that's a norm in base. They have fucking How about mask on yes? Wait a ruin every 20. Yeah, that's fucking weird Everything we got Charlotte. She's from England. She was terrified the whole time Screamy guy nothing got you

I'm to have the first one man. I'm too old for it. It's a little hard to get scared though because you see the jump scares with the group ahead so you know that's true that is very true. If those demons are COVID safe if they're safe not could you COVID I'm not worried about them chopping it off. Yeah. It was yeah I don't it just yeah I was a gun too old for us and then with the VIP thing they give they're like oh the free dinner the dinner was this buffet It was the worst fucking buffet in the world. This is the ramp shit they had salmon mashed potatoes uh chicken toki masala

yeah cheese it was like if I try to shit my pants along to the house yeah yeah for yeah oh and then we're like they're like oh you can go on all the rides too with your fast passes so you don't have to wait so we go on the dress park one and we got soaking wet. Halfway through, I'm like, well, I'm soaking wet. Well, so... Well, you chose to sit in the front. Yeah, I wanted to go. I remember going as a kid, it wasn't that wet.

Now you get fucking drenched. Daddy went to the Malibu chili cookoff and I went on the fucking... Oh, yes. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what Fuckin' fucking ass. What the fuck? I know, I know. It's the boat, it's the boat that we're watching. I love it, chillin' cause you're a girl's idea for sure. It was the boat that goes like this.

Yeah, no, it's my kids' idea. It was the boat that goes like this. Yep, and my kid won't let me get on that rod. I'm gonna go chill and go back. It's a famous thing in Malibu. Boys and girls, Malibu, cook, yeah. Is it this one, bro? Have you been to that?

Oh, that's huge, though. No, I want to want to go because I don't know Adam Sandler goes. Here's a problem with good old bride. I can't do those things. I get so sick that I had to run behind one of the things and I was going to throw up and my kids are giggling waiting for me to fucking talk to her. For that ride right there? I can't do any of them.

I can't do any of them. I get sick. I get sick. So I went on the centrifugal force one where you were. Yeah. No, those old school ones though they'll make you sick Because I got sick I got sick on transformers at universal. I don't feel great guys. Yeah, good ride though Yeah, no chilly at the Oh, that swing one top left chin

No No, those make you sick, too. Yeah, oh, I did that too. You did that dude. I took dude I just want to make me throw up dude. How about this? This is how you know I went on a fucking Mary go round with Boston and I'm I'm staring as mama's we're going I'm like, oh my god. I don't feel like are you shit me in things going two miles an hour I'm like I don't know what to tell you man. I That's like any time You go deep sea fishing or you go whale watching. Please understand this, if you go with a group,

know that everyone's gonna get sick. And the only way to do it, I had a guy teach me, when you're on a fucking boat, please know the boat is always gonna do this. Move with it. You can have a conscious mind, never fight it, go with it and you will be all right. If you don't and you try to sit while it takes you,

your inner ear is gonna go, I don't know and you're gonna be all right. If you don't and you try to sit while it takes you, your inner ear is gonna go, I don't know and you're gonna be fucking dreaded. Yeah, it's the worst. Just getting older, man. Yeah, getting older. Or about a lot of kids were sick. Yeah, but midnight mass cat. Fuck it's good.

It's so good. It's so good. I told you, it's in the queue. He's already, it's in the queue. It's already, I stop pressuring. Midnight mass is that good? Oh, it's on Netflix. Oh Bible bumper girl. Oh, oh, so Such a cut cats on Netflix. Yeah, it's on it. Oh, it's very very good. Yeah, that's so good. Nice low burn. I'll check what you would you do this week in

Chappelle Oh, there's only one back to do what just get it get away out of get out of LA. So your fam or what? Mm-hmm. It was nice. chill. Yeah, it was good. What'd you do? The, had dinner with the fam, dinner with a couple of front, ate lunch with a couple of other friends. White fam? Yeah. My girl loves you.

That's a man. He, he, he, he, he and, he and my girl who was also cheerleader. How'd you guys go? Wallis. Wallis, yeah. Wallis and Sam. That was good. That's Sam and, oh yeah.

It was good food, huh? That was great. Yeah, actually, yeah, Wally's is him. That was good. That's Sammin. Oh, yeah. It was good food, huh? That was great. Yeah, actually, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really good. Next is scope, though, we got a, we got a, we got a game. Yeah, yeah. We got a big little bit.

Yeah. We got to do what? We do a dinner, man. Um, but she was nice. These two were like, you know, they were doing that thing where it's like, wait, nothing worse. New Jersey spirit, Jim. What the fuck?

He gets up and he's walking in the middle too. And he, you know, Josh, my manager's from, at three artists, from Phoenix. Okay. Him and Josh, they're making, like dude, you never really sparkles, like never in a spark, and they just kept throwing Phoenix, deep Phoenix references. So I can imagine when they're doing cheerleading,

like you cheered with the, it's Al Jermaine All-Stars, and you're like, Oh fuck, there it is. Listen, it's because everybody knows that world. So when you meet someone that does, you're like, Oh shit. And she did it backflip and he held her up like that. It's amazing.

Oh, sick. They were sharing videos. You're sharing videos. You can do some shit, though, dude. Yeah. Once upon a time. That's what she was doing videos to. No.

No. She was the one who held out. Yeah, she was a fly. They saved the big girls for the, yeah, big girls, right? Big the one held out. Yeah, yeah, she was a fly. They saved the big girls for the yeah, yeah Big girls for the bottom. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Oh, okay Bigger for big the little moana Bigger not going up a little moana is holed up like yeah, yeah, she was the one who would be the one Yeah, she's a top-room pumbler who me. No, yeah, yeah

Flyer because my girl was a competitive diver and then so that that diver She really man same thing anyway, I mean just the acrobatics flip Yeah, just like the flips and stuff and understanding like your body lines and body awareness, you know Yeah, her knees trash in the next trash. That's a good time. All right. I'm surprised. I can still do a back live I'm like what the fuck am I doing fans demand it? It's so crazy. I can't it's gonna happen I remember that one time I lived for the day Back live, I'm like, what the fuck am I doing? Fans demand it. It's so crazy. I can't, it's gonna happen. I, I, I remember that one time I lived for the day when I, doesn't get it.

I lived for a moment. When I have to follow that, I lived for that moment. Remember that day when I did it in San Jose and I just walked through the curtains with my, San Jose. And you're up. How's that, you're up, isn't it? All sad.

All sad. I remember, I'm a boy, Jeff Follies thing and I'm practicing a backflip. I'm into the... Oh really? Yeah, I'm practicing. Into the parkour. And you know they do with kids, will they take the small your back and like flip it?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're doing it into the phone pit? Yeah, I mean I wasn't, I mean I didn't have a spotter you asked for. No, there's a guy going like this. There's a guy? Yeah, I'll teach you a backflip. I'll teach you a backflip in a heartbeat. Now do a backflip at's a guy there. Yeah, I'll teach you back with kid. Yeah, I'll teach you back I'm in a hard back now do back flip at 53 do that

That's right and I can't wait but waste all your time There's no reason somebody who's 53 should be doing it back for there's no reason you need that's waste all your thoughts Can't imagine I'm be here every Thursday 3 a.m. I want to get better. I got it. I to do it back. Wait, you did it back with us? No. I can do it back, flip it into foam. Instead of foam, you can't not. That's, hey, that's a little pool. The fact that you can actually flip your body,

that's impressive. He can for sure. Yeah. And then if it feels like you're close where you can almost land it. Yeah. If the foam's not there, he's gonna eat shit. Oh, no, sir, I'm not doing that.

Which would be fantastic. Yeah. I can't wait for the day you don't land that. If we're still going together and you're not at 44. It's kind of hard to like fall on that. Okay. Right. It's like you throwing like a kick.

Yeah. That's how like I'll blow my ass while I throw a high kick right now. If I had to throw a high kick after. Well, something pretty basically like in like what a jab. Sure. Alright, that's like a fight for me. It's not though. Yes it is.

You have to be explosive. Do you see me struggling? No, I'm right now you're good. It's my save right now. It's your last one. One time my ass crack came out. Oh, that was fantastic. I said, do anybody see she smells big ass?

It was just like, it was all crack. It gives me material. I love it. I know yeah, you go off stage clown Walk in funny was walking steps in this weekend and he just took a stab me and poop Sorry, oh and he goes he knows be out of any goes whoops, I go there it is Oops, and I go, there it is. Saga, like, Saga goes, he's wearing a mask, he's so, he's so mask conscious, and my mask came coming off because it's cool that you're mask, he's coming off.

So, why don't you get a fucking belt? I'm like, I need a face belt, and he goes, he goes, anyway, on my whole day's ruined anyway, I go, why he goes, because the guy, he goes, the guy 4 seats back, came in, and as he was going about to be farted in my mouth He goes into my mouth. I now have everything you could ever catch He farted in my airshad right into my mouth

Yeah, he goes I'm depressing things are going well fact because I fight with my wife He had me laughing like that. I was how professional comedies How is howling the whole time? God, Danny killed me God, he's so funny You guys farted in my mouth. He's saying it's so loud and to do next in is dying He's just laughing so fucking hard. Oh, yeah, is anybody doing thing for Halloween? I mean, obviously we got the kids stuff. Anyone actually doing thing for Halloween? Oh yeah, is anybody doing thing for Halloween? I mean obviously we got the kids stuff. We want to actually do anything for Halloween

Halloween at least big man like legit costumes. Oh, yeah, my kids are pumped Yeah, it comes on Friday and then I have like a thing my agency asked me to go to so Stephen are going to like a Halloween club party for once like a Only fans Halloween thing Well, there are only fans grow there there but it's mainly just like influencer stuff okay action what's going on no Stevie won't last you that where one wears those what's those masks that they wear these things oh I like the your town oh I just want to know my members I just want to know my boundaries Stevie has become very conservative he's a prude boy now I make fun of him all the time for it

what why do you think that is? I think he's just getting older. Yeah. I love him. Yeah. Age. Is there anything you're doing? So you're doing that?

You're small, meatball, and young. What's up? Small, small. I don't know what small has to do with it, but you know. I think we might do a couple of parties out. Go to a couple of parties. Halloween for me isn't that special out here Honestly, like you have you been out here for a Halloween? Yeah multiple times

It's just not the same as going from back east to here It's it's way bigger back home the cheat trees change colors Everyone is decorating like it's just like a different Parties here insane feel the right party like if you come in like a fucking target costume, I don't think they're gonna let you in. I might do that just to be powers. That's also why I don't like, like, I don't like how you have to actually, yeah. Like it takes a fun out of it.

I remember the first party I went to Super Mario Bros. Ooh, yo, it's really out of costume. I'm gonna, I, what are you? What are you? What are you? I mean, now that you said that, it's not like it's not as good, but I was just gonna go as like a costume. I'm gonna, I, what are you? What are you? I mean, now that you said that, it's not like it's not as good, but I was just gonna go as like a ghost.

Like it's something that's timeless. You're doing kick? Are you gonna go boo? I'm going as a shitty ghost. It's funny. Are you cutting the eyes out of your, you're, you're, you're, you're, yeah. It's, hold on, let's just cover this real quick

because you're part of the thick boy productions. So you're gonna take a white sheet You cut eyes in it. Yeah, you get it over like a hood. Yep. You get it You're gonna be cast. Make sure you say I'm Casper and not yeah, not the Grand Wizard. I was I was gonna go I was gonna go as a ghost of someone who died on their birthday, but I realized that might not look as great I'm gonna be like babies? Well, we threw a Halloween party when I was in college

at the football house, we went to the football house. And no one had any costume like we're gonna do, I'm like, dude, I know what we're gonna do. I'm gonna get us to pens, we're gonna be big babies. That's fucking hilarious. So I go to like the local rouse that I buy us all passifiers and baby like bibs. And I guess this depends.

That's so good, because you guys are hairless. Yeah, these hot girls walk in and they go, oh my God. Oh my God. I'll never forget that she walks in and she goes, oh gross. I was like, what the fuck? It's a good Halloween.

I was so so happy. I was like, oh man. It's a good Halloween. I can see it all excited. We'll show off like peacock. Well you know why? You know why? Because Jay was doing a keg stand and me copper hole in his legs

You know Jay's like hairy, so we're like just there walking. We're like what's up? Here go. Oh I was like oh The party don't shut you down. You're so excited Big ass Jay doing a keg stand up. That's all It's all black. I never got there. This girl who I liked so much and she had just broken up with a boyfriend.

And boy, the woman's kind of just a regular dude. And she, and I was making people laugh and she's got to get, she just goes like, she goes, ah, little Brian, making people laugh. Oh, little Brian. Little Brian. I mean, she doesn't want to fuck you. That's right. Yeah. I told you the first time with my very first, my first man to LA, Jason, Kevin invited me Oh little Brian. That means she doesn't want to fuck it. That's right.

I told you the first time with my very first, my first move to LA, Jason Kettin invited me to his party in the hills, my first Hollywood party. Yeah. Yeah, I'm from Denver. Man, there's a pool. We swim, baby. We swim.

So I bring my swim to. No. Yeah, I get in the pool. I'm like, swim. And I'm eating food. I hear one girl go, Oh, why is this so big? I'm so, okay. Okay.

Just being that guy. Okay. Why did you go, why are you so big? You know, one's tiny. You, you, you were always so self conscious of that. You'd be, we'd be at some hip party. And just everybody's all cool and just, you know,

rate, wafer and the giant. He'd always spread his legs out so he could be eye level, and he just couldn't do it anymore. And then we went, we were up on this rooftop, and it was like this band was playing, and it was just all these, all these writers, he's like, all these writers, and just all these,

advocating, it was just like this, it was this wave session, I was muscular, I was the jock, and then he's just standing there and he's like, and he's not doing stand-up, he's not, he wants to secretly be a performer, but he's still a fighter and he just, he's got a lot of fire here, he's been trying to dress, and nobody, and people are ignoring him probably,

he goes like, as he goes, he looks at me, I just see him because he goes, I wanna go. And I go, why? And he goes, because I'm enormous. We were really tired of going to that. I forget who's, it was a Todd Phillips movie. And I didn't know the way Hollywood works. And I thought, you know, I thought you were honest about,

so we all watched the movie. And then I guess all the writers and stuff, and then you're supposed to like jack them off. Like, oh my God, that way that was shot. It was so amazing. So they're all assurable. And the other crazy episode, jack them off like, oh my God, the way that was shot. It was so amazing. So they're all assurable. The other way you have to say that, that's a religion. Let me explain why.

When you, when you do a movie, not a time the premiere comes, you talk about at least to two year effort. Everyone who is, and everybody's involved and everybody has huge stake in the movie, okay? And it's the only time you can celebrate. Even if the movie sucks, it's the only time you can say to yourself. Everybody's gone It's gonna hit people are gonna like it. Yes, because I have my mortgage riding on this my career's riding on this literally like variety magazine They're rolling stuff. No, no, no, no, it's everything and you're talking about a huge movie

I used to war some it's a huge movie and so it's it's right in the circle all these guys I come like I was getting whiskers It's right in the circle all these guys and I come like I was getting whiskers Like that I come in and there They go what you think I was like, not great man. I don't know man. I've definitely seen better I said it's just I was it you go. I mean you go I mean this is where the everybody direct everybody Everybody said the agent everybody the whole team around him and they all kind of want to be around because he's kind of Anomaly he's a fighter. Yeah. It's a difference. Yeah, it's a mystery And they go, what'd you think and it's important to him and he goes Dead serious because I mean I've seen better

And you're SIGOS let me talk to you. Yeah, you don't I would you mean why would the fuck are you doing? I don't know. Why would you say that? Mike, because that's how I feel. He's like, that's not what we do here. Oh my God. That way it gives fucking a feel. You fucking lie. Yeah.

I went to a Hollywood movie. You think I'd go back home and tell him it's the best thing you've ever seen. I was like, dude, actually, now reconsidering. Fucking good. I remember when Whitney Cummings and it was her and her agents and stuff and you were fighting. And they were talking about how,

you gotta do this kind of a factor guy. He tossed you you and stuff like that and they kept trying to sell it on you and you just went hey I'm telling you right now I don't even fuck how good the guy is it ain't happening he's not putting his hands on me you just shut everybody down it was like it was not very diplomatic but it was like you I'm I whatever you're telling me he's not gonna work it's not gonna, yeah. I was at a Hollywood event the other, or last week. And you know who I saw there? I was still banging. Evilongoria.

Oh, it's a damn right. Oh my god, I was like, You're damn right, she's still banging. You say what's up? No, I was terrified. I didn't belong there. And who else was there? Homegirl from Fifth Element, orange hair.

Oh yeah, Natasha. I have no idea who that is. Natasha, Natasha. He's also in the resident evils and stuff like that. Yeah, I'm damn Natasha. I have no idea who that is. Natasha, Natasha. She's also in the resident evils and stuff like that. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you Natasha. She was there. Holy shit. Oh, this is phenomenal.

Because, oh my, yes. She's incredible. And she's awesome. And she's cool. She's so beautiful. Yeah, everybody was taking pictures. I saw people gather around like taking pictures. And I was like, who's over there?

And I was like, oh my god. She's a great guy. I think she's single. Because then Tony Parker, like, she on her some shit. Yeah, yeah, shit. Yeah, yeah, Tony Parker was a hot second ago, so I'm sure No, not from fifth harmony No, even a fifth element. Her name is Natasha. How dare you Great panel I ain't got to go work work work work work work

Oh Night how you say Brian? Joe Vitch the Joe Vitch. Joe Vitch. I wouldn't know her if she came and dropped me coffee really coffee right now And then the one I was really excited to see that popped up there was Ron Pearlman. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah, some of the big sons of Anna What was the get together for it was a some for my boyfriend with this called random party in Hollywood. Yeah, it was on Melrose the most random people of all know. So it was this photographer. This my boy's friends with this like famous to both photographer or whatever and he had like a gallery night for that's cool.

So I think it's Brian. He's seven years old with that fantastic 47 year old stuff. She's a good actor too. Who is that? Who is that? She was in Yellowstone. She owned the jewelry shop where she accused the Indian girl of stealing.

That's her. That's season three. That used to be his wife right there. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay. So he up there. I think he's got like two kids with that lady.

That lady. I love together in Pasadena. I have a move in during lockdown. Yeah, she's a dime. Look at him. Just grabbing a ticket. Just grabbing a ticket. Do you grab and tits?

And a flat top? Dude, he's crushing. Oh, yeah. He was, he was pretty nice. Yeah, he's cool, huh? Yeah, he got a, he got a man of a hand though. He's like his hand. He hit.

He's got a manly hand. He's your guy. Is he? Does he have a cleft lip? No. No, that's weird. Do they both have cleft lip? He might, he might, he might.

And that's why he has a mustache. I'm never, oh, actually, yeah. that's either clef lip or it's a a Scar I think it's a clef lip. I think they both have clef lips. Oh, yeah, I'm not who lives. It's fine You know what that's interesting. That's actually they see our noses. I got you there. You might be right now. They're both gorgeous The wolf Yeah, is that our actual what yeah, what are you doing? gorgeous Yeah, is that our actual wall? Yeah, what are you doing? I mean help what you do what he wants very very tractable. Yeah older lady. Yeah, he's just a seven-year-old, you know, barnacle He's allowed to be nice guy. That's a nice looking wolf Jesus Christ. Yeah, I love having a dire what the Avril Lavigne fan on the right

This kid is so I don't know what mark clicking the right one or oh, he's biting her nails Okay, okay, I don't know how we got there. This one. Oh shit. Who's that place netball the fuck is netball Is that a new sport? What's going? Oh netball? Yes, it is. She needs help with her tits a little. They're all crazy. They're all out of whack I've seen it. We got a nice handball. No, it's not a net. Yeah, there's a little thing and it's a net and people Yeah, I watch your play. I was by call there my we just got to make sure she's okay It's coming. Yeah, let me get some All around. It's just so different here crap. Boy crap. Why okay, so it's very different right here

Oh, it's a famous dog. I was daughter load out of the second I don't want to be disrespectful. I'm just looking but then you get her here. Okay He's the only proper English. Yeah, it's a beautiful woman. Oh, okay, they're real. Okay, Chimco go. Yeah, get us out of here. What are we got? What are we got? She looks so different right there. Yeah, who? All right, so current events. Hey, we are doing a live Cobbass fight campaign this Saturday for UFC 267. The action is live in Abu Dhabi. We will be here at the Thickboy Studios,

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Okay, you know what I've been, I'm sorry to interrupt, but you know what I've been, I've been going down the rabbit hole. Have you watched any of Samy the Bull, Gravano's YouTube stories? Oh yeah, watch it every now and then, but Stevie, it's good. They're great. They're good. Yeah. He was John Gottis under boss.

He was the guy who everybody they talked to Johnny A. Light, any of the hitmen, they go, the baddest dude, the scariest dude. He's a great story, he's a great, amazing a great, you know how it ended for him, right? So he stitched, stitched on John Gotti and then moved to Arizona. And he was running an XC running out of there. And his son was running it. And his son, because they were so fucking stupid,

would tax and talk on their cell phones. And that's how the cops caught him. So he got 20 years for XC, so. But when you hear him tell stories, it's so incredible. He was such a cousin, not so long ago. He was such a mafia. Ultimate snitch though, you know?

I don't agree with that. I have a different take on it, but he's the original snitch. He wasn't the ultimate snitch. What happened with John Gotti goes, so you got to take the fall for everything. And he was like, that's how we're going to do this. Really? He goes, all right, fuck off.

Snitch, yeah. But I mean, everybody snitch it. They go like this, that's the other thing Michael Francis is with their all-tangue. They go, look, the government won. This is why. They go to you and they go, you're in the life. That's awesome.

Now here's the thing. You're gonna go to jail for the rest of your life. Dude, that's why you went to Gachy's six and nine. It's like, what, he was not even a real gangster now. And then they go, hey man, you're the good and the wife. Are you tell us what these guys are doing? 47 years, they're different. And he's like, yeah, I don't really fuck with these guys. Yeah, he's not a gang, yeah, I'm out, man, I'm a real gang.

That's what happens with them, all the mafia guys. Hold on, my dad's been all his life in jail. I didn't seem growing up. Yeah, I'm not gonna, John got a June here's the same thing you said, you know, it's like, we look for a chick, we'll start to get down, so let me see if there's another website that has it Yeah, there is a video With the trans activist that staged the walk out for the Diveshapelle Netflix special and there were a bunch of old tweets that she had tweeted out Yeah, resurfaced it was a lot of racists should against Asians gaze and Hispanic how interesting

A lot of of interesting that this and what she said was way worse so i don't know if i don't talk to that person because they're they're not a good person activist behind that for one has made several it's so bad thank you now we're now was outcry for this we're where there is there is the picketing for netflix north there's no

outcry she worked in the summer people are going to stop no she was the main like cry for this. Where's the picketing for Netflix? No, there's no outcry. She worked at Nessu. No more people are going to stop. No, she was the main like, oh, like, calling on the, yeah, yeah, calling on the pro too. Fuck her. Look at these. Bro, I'd beat the, it's always the people who see walkouts. I have this stuff come out again. So she's talking about a gay man here, Asian, Hose act like they won't get karate chop and their throat was a host, staring at my business bitch.

Now, Tio and Asian businesses need to stop being rude and fucking disrespectful. I know it's a lot to ask the California, but speak English. What? So she's a great person. Another damn agent almost hit me while crossing what the F is with y'all in the damn vehicles.

I have an idea Yep, this agent ninja in subway got fat ass. You almost looks like a bitch from behind now This is way worse than anything you think you think this person's an asshole. Yeah, get the fuck out of here I love it. This is exactly what it is Just cut that Asian bitch clean the fuck out, you messed up my order then blame me. Hashtag English is my first language bitch, never ordered again. What the fuck? And then, and now she's the one going after Dave Chappelle.

What a surprise. What a surprise is this helps the movement. Of course. The backlash. We are in the middle of a good backlash. It's like the fucking, the rest of us don't have to deal with this bullshit They're not anytime I read about this. I'm like you're not trying to make the world the tweet

No, no, the tweet appeared to have been deleted since yeah, no shit. You're interested in power and destruction Yep, although those tweets were refers to refer As a political play I take full responsibility for my actions deep. You pause those I've been a hurt sure I apologize as a political play, I take full responsibility for my actions, deep of pause, those I've finished hurt. I apologize at over a seven half years clean and sober, I've learned to make amends when I'm wrong, take complete account, I didn't have education and mentorship that I have now,

I still not strong on drugs. Oh, so you're on drugs, so those don't happen. Yeah, what makes me mad about that is that, like that doesn't give you the right to like go after people. Like you've done wrong too. Yeah, you know what I mean? So it's like, and like, and now you want the comment. Yeah, special taken down because of a few jokes.

She just doesn't argue with it. Yeah. Well, that's a joke of human being. Fuck that person. I gotta take a piss. All right, Brian, there you go. You drip hard, man. Yeah, drip fucking hard.

Take it, take a piss. Take a strong kiss. Take a strong kiss. You drip hard, man. Yeah, drip fucking hard. Take a piss. Take a strong kiss. Take a strong kiss. Take a strong kiss. Take a strong kiss. Take a strong kiss. You look great. Great.

Amazing. What does she get, Jen? Here we go. So, Alec Baldwin was filming his new movie Rust when there was an issue with a fake prop gun on set that he shot and then incidentally killed the head. I believe she's director of photography. And then it also. She said when was behind the camera. Yeah, and it also interesting. So you know the new ahead of

a thick boy creative Mike Neil, he the last movie he did, she was the same. So he's really close with it. So I met with him on Thursday and I realized it's going on. He was not doing my friend. My friend did with it. So I met with him on Thursday, I didn't realize it was going on. He was not doing well. My friend did, my friend did four movies. Not doing well. Yeah, terrible. You know, I've done a lot of stuff with guns on movies,

not a lot, but enough. And, first of all, it's such a controlled atmosphere when it's supposed to be, right? When you have an armor, I've never heard of a 24 year old armor. I've never heard of that. That they're always usually men in their 50s and 60s Who've been around a long time apparently what happened was her dad was there not the she wasn't the original Armor there was a production team that was involved with all that they actually had a walk out because they were complaining about the work hours There were there was a strike and they released everyone last minute.

And she became the head armor that way. And I think her dad's a famous armor. I think her dad's a famous. So she's grown up around guns. But I asked Mike who knows her well who passed away. And he's saying one of the problems is in, I guess he spoke to her previously, is the budget for it. They're trying to stretch the budget so thin.

He's like, they just have the protocols in place. Like, they cut where they could all over and then this type of shit happened. Well, first of all, also, you got the first AD, you've got the, you've got the armor, you've got the stunt coordinator. There are so many people that are supposed to be here watching this.

Now, I heard they were using a real gun, which is crazy, but these old six shooters. If you have the camera, you wanna see the bullets sort of in the shot, I don't know what the fuck a real gun was doing there. I don't know how they were shooting it at the camera. Nothing makes sense. But my guess is she was behind the lens,

trying to capture a shot and, and Alec Baldwin was given the gun and he was told to shoot at camera. First of all, when you do that, you usually lock camera off and you fucking step away from camera. And there's a screen, and it's always, and so also, so when you're shooting blanks,

also what happens is whenever you shoot a blank, you always lock camera off and step away. Why? Because when you shoot sometimes a piece of the shell that is actually holding the gunpowder and stuff the piece of the shell can break off so you can have fragments of metal without even knowing it in the barrel That's why you no matter what you never ever shoot it at somebody who's actually standing there So it's a whole thing makes no sense to me. I don't know how it happened. I don't understand Fuck. He was he was given oh she was given or he was given a live a real gun I think that's what happened. I think it was a real gun. I think it had a real bullet. It was a real bullet

Yeah, it was real bullet. Yeah, I thought at first it was what exactly what happens Which is you got it with blanks and there was a piece of the shelling in there Because they use the shelves of her and I guess what Michael's tell me is because they're out in the middle of nowhere the production team and in the actors to have fun between sets which like go out and shoot real guns, that's right So another now, okay, so that's another thing. Terrible. I have never heard of ever having real guns on a set. You never do that. Like my generation of movie, like from where I'm from,

you never ever have that. If you had a real gun on set, even a real gun that didn't have bullets, it'd be no fucking shit. Yeah, a 12-year-old kid too, man. Terrible. Terrible. Yeah, it's a terrible. It's tragic man terrible. Yeah, it's a terrible

It's tragic for ever. Yeah, it for it, including obviously the worst for her family. Yeah, but also terrible for I don't want to say it's terrible for out bald When he must be so traumatized. Oh, they all they said he is fucked up of course he is and the victims father Actually also came out to Alex defense because a lot of people were calling him a murder Yeah, initially when it came out and so he said like it's not like Baldwins fall at all He's not the reason why my daughter is gone. It's because production didn't do their job. Yeah Look, it's a disaster. Yeah, all the way around just so tragic But I'm also like I'm so amazed it happened. It's so crazy They're supposed to be so much and balances on my friend's so crazy. Like, I suppose we so many checks and balances.

My friend, Stumman, was just working on that particular set, you know, and he was just like, it's the craziest shit. Not on that movie, they were sharing it, but he was like, it's just the craziest thing I've ever heard. I've never heard of anything. Well, they said, you know, when Brandon Lee died, the way that happened. So you put in like a fake bullet,

but also what happens, they didn't know there's already something I guess in there, a casing. So that was the case. They put in another fake bullet, when you do that, that fake case and turns into a bullet, because it's a hard piece of metal, so it'd be just like a fire in real bullet. Yeah, apparently they wanted to get the shot

with the bullet, so you could see the bullet in it. And that bullet was in there with the full-out. The fake casing was in the back already, so when someone reloaded it so that's how he died goes right into your body goes right into you But this must have gone right into her eye. No chest. It went into her I'm sorry It was the chest or stomach. I'm sorry chest because it went through her chest and then hit the director shoulder Well, you're talking about a real slug yeah terrible fucking tragedy I mean tragic or I mean you're right though cuz well Brian you were saying like how how why is this assistant whatever cinematographer or whatever she is in the director why are they being the gun

point at them yeah the camera should have been locked off but also so I I don't understand that that I'm already confused about that second of all the other thing I'm confused about is what the fuck was a real gun doing exactly Real bullet and when they're using six shooters There's a lot of times people get geeked out and they want to you. They want to you. They want to have authenticity Again, I've never heard of that. I don't know anybody who's a real armor Very hard dad Mike was saying what Mike was saying who has a lot of expensive movies. He goes also what they're trying

I know what they're trying to do. They want the real effect from the gun as it's coming out. He goes But even like that time of the day that set was lit like you can do that in post like what they're going for so fucking He was like it makes no sense all the way around I don't like what they're trying to go with the actual gunfire and it come out the gun. He's like you can do that in post Because they it's so there's no reason she should have died yeah or there should have been a real gun on the game they're trying to slow the camera down way down yeah yeah horrible then why don't you lock it off I don't know what else gets so this is unfortunate a man in the Windsor over in the UK was

enjoying a great summer day in July when suddenly in his backyard as he's like laying out chilling in the sun, a bunch of raw sewage from the plane falls and covers him, his home, his backyard and his entire garden. That is the only second worst to getting killed. That is a very close second. And he had to wait a few months until there was a council meeting for him to go voices complaints. So yeah, wait, he's up two months ago. I was in the backyard. No, they're scab, babe. What's up, Randy? Apparently, there was an issue with

the plane. It wasn't serviced and somehow on its flight path to London, the sewage actually fell out from the plane and covered his entire home. And it's so rare that it's damn near unheard of. Well, what band was that? Remember they tossed all the shit off the dough? I was thinking like a, in a... You were a band, right? From a Dave's life, yep.

And because I'm a Dave's slave, if he would have covered me in shit, I would have said it. You're a Scout baby. Yep, I'm a Dave's Scout baby. I'm a Dave's Scout baby. Wait, wait, wait, what happened babe wait wait wait what happened with they they Matthew you know they're on the bus right no I think it told Forbust but they have a bridge but there's a boat underneath no people on the Who like no happening why is it raining bram I didn't know you were allowed to do that now you're not allowed to do that I didn't know

So I didn't know playing it's got rid of their sewage that way though They don't suppose they're if they're sewage that way though. No, you're not supposed to be there. Something happened with that plane. It wasn't serviced properly and the sewage actually fell out. That was an accident. It was an accident. You're not allowed to throw shit on anything. Yeah, they don't release like that. You do it a different way. Frozen poo.

I mean, if your girl's a freak, I guess. It's supposed to be frozen. Like when you're high up in the air and the cold freezes the sewage, but it was so warm that day that it actually had thawed out when it hit him. Yeah. Is there a picture of it? No.

The Matthew Bans dropped to 800 pounds of human waste Chicago sightseers. Well, I feel like you're like Al Capone was up. You die on the spot. You die on the spot. So it's regularly filled. Do you see that guy? You see that guy who is like, there's a boat passing by,

you can get it somewhere and he goes, you guys, and there's a whole boat. And then he goes, you guys, and then they went, my sister's pregnant. Yeah, I'm gonna be, my sister's pregnant. And the whole boat's like,

yeah, you see that thing? There's, I'm gonna be a dad! I told the silence. He was just like, it was a dad so funny. I was like, I'm gonna be a dad. I'm gonna be a dad so fucking funny. He's just, you guys, my sister is pregnant.

There it is. Skeel left it says. Oh, the Skeel left. It'll be a dad. Oh my god. I don't know if that's it. No. My sister's pregnant. Yeah, I saw the one on the boat, too.

Everybody, my sister's pregnant. I'm gonna be a dad. They still cheer. No, the other one is so much better. It's just like the original one Sticking some time to load I'm gonna be a dad. Oh my god you guys You see them all look up in the boat. It's like this. No, this is There it is.

Boat. How about this? This is the original. How boardy and liberty are you when you're supposed to be? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank God you had said to me. I've got great news!

My sister's having a baby! I'm gonna be a dead. I'm gonna be a dead. Dead side. That's hilarious. Let's get you in. So this is an unfortunate one. There is a woman in Mexico walking around the streets trying to prank her neighbor and she's trying to be

love Yes, and she's walking up and down her neighborhood saying oh no my children. Yes, because that's what she does and One of her neighbors. I guess they were superstitious and they actually went out with the gun shot her thinking that she was actually the ghost of the weeping woman and she was killed. It happened more as I assume. Yeah, it happened in Mexico. It was not a gun, killer ghost. Oh no.

Hey man, what else you need, Ribo? One, Juarez. You have to try something. You said a cross. Throw fucking holy water at her. That's where the cartel is very strong. The strongest. Yeah. Throw fucking holy water at her. That's where the cartels very strong the strong. Yeah, but then they they recently just jumped on over to

To Lou No, they did oh, yeah, so some some late from San Jose was shot dead and other innocent American shot dead in to loom Oh, yeah, cuz the way it works in to loom now. It's booming out there when people don't want to deal with the cartel Yeah, cartel goes. Oh, you guys are going there We're gonna have to shake down the restaurants and bars and hotels and the hotel didn't want to deal with the cartel. Cartel goes, oh, you guys are going there? We're gonna have to shake down the restaurants and bars and hotels. And the hotel didn't want to pay the fee to have the cartel part of the community.

They went, no, we're good. So the cartel went, you're not good though, because now we're gonna shoot the place up till you pay us our royalty. And these two innocent Americans died because of it. Mexico. Well, you know, the Mexican. When I'm listening to what New York was like in the 80s and the 90s, that's what i'm listening to the what new

York was like in the eighties and the nineties that's why the fucking f.b.i. was like we can't have this because they would do the market if you wanted if you wanted any windows the Gambino family the genvies family the Colombian family the the the the banana family you know if you wanted and i heard your question you were like about there was like construction right now yeah yeah yeah same thing they were like out there was like Construction right now Same thing they go like this they go now. Yeah, if you want to bring a window It if you want to bring one window you go through them. Yeah, it's two dollars for us. We get a kick-back Yeah, of course any kind of garment with a kind of garbage and this groceries in it

Yeah, and this one these two guys you want crabs these two brothers were like nah fuck you guys We're gonna have our own sure. We're gonna have our own it was a standout. We're gonna have our own. Sure. We're gonna have our own. It was a standout. We're gonna have our own Small business taking out trash. They were like they kept the mafia was like no, you're not gonna do that because this is our thing And they got they got killed That's how it is but um but a mech so you can get away with that still because it chaos out there and to loom Americans like Oh, we're not going to can't kill it's too dangerous. Yeah, we're gonna to loomel We can get there too though. Oh, we also go to kill him. We like to loom. Yeah Yeah, they're not we're gonna shoot you guys up and then we're gonna hit the beach Jesus Christ They killed they just killed two tourists just hope in shooting. Oh, just there at the restaurant I'll just I go if we're gonna keep doing this every week until he pays

We a pack but also hey, hey, hey, fucking senior frogs. Pay the bills on your shoulder face. I'm gonna get you a frog. You feel me? But pay the cartel their money. That's a big problem for Mexico. Can you imagine like the government are trying to get your tourists to pay?

Yeah, it's a complete shit. Dude, the natural resources that they have, they should be killing it. I know. It's just the corrections. It's just the corrections. What else you got, Jen? Fuck that.

You got to have a talk with them. That's it. At the end of the day, you gotta have a fucking talk with him. The talk? The guy's gonna do. Send Sammy the bull and all those guys down there. All right, you guys haven't heard about James Blunt in a while, right? Oh, I have it. You have it?

I know exactly who he is. I didn't realize how funny he is. He's actually really funny, he's self-deprecating. So Adele's album is gonna come out, I think November 13th or something like that. And even Taylor Swift had that same drop date for her album, but she moved it up a week earlier because she knew Adele's drop her album. You can't compete with that.

No. But he warned Adele, like, I'm releasing my greatest set of albums. Same bag. Is that Cadillac? Yeah. Before you do this. You better watch out.

He's so funny, dude. You look at those old tweets. You know, it's all good, beautiful. You beautiful, yeah. That's that guy. Does anything else? Let's see. Hold on. It's got a good sense of humor.

I can't say. So there's some of his tweets right there. If no one told you today, you were beautiful. He says, I did already. I did already. It was, I love my fan. This is just guy, one guy in the audience. He's great.

Anyway, he's a super funny guy, self-deprecating. This is it. I love people. Yeah. You have a beautiful. No. Anyway, he's a super funny guy self-deprecating Yeah What is British? Yeah, but see my dad Well, it's not loading the page right now, but he's funny. He basically said that he's not gonna back down whatever I'm not gonna back down. I fucking warned. Something like that. That's fucking hilarious. She's funny, man.

Yeah, anyways, November 19th for her. Dell and Jay's whole thing. For her release and his release. I guess her every one of the songs is basically a sort of a song to her son explaining why she got divorced. Yeah, on this divorced. Yeah. On this album.

Yeah. I think so, because the last time she released an album, she said that she wasn't gonna make any more music unless she got her heart broken. And that's only last thing about that. Her last one was 25, right? Yes. And now this one's 30.

Yeah, this one's fast. Watch out fast, Jane. I think you guys violence out the same day. I love him. I love this Jane's blood. He's super fun. He's day. I love him. I love this James Plotts. He's super fun. He's hilarious. You're beautiful.

All right, this was at the Dejipel protest in Netflix and watch this crowd and this dude with the sign. Oh, I saw this. You saw this? I did. It's so frustrating. Oh, hell yeah. So his signs as we like Dave, and then the other protest just smashed it. Oh Hell yeah

So his sciences we'd like Dave and then the other protesters smashed it and listen to the guys He's like free speech Now they're seeing his weapon Now they're seeing his weapon. He's got a weapon. He's got a weapon. He's got a weapon. Yeah, they're doing this. And look at this person.

Oh, it's so frustrating to watch this. It's America. It's America. Yes. And me. There's my weapon. It's not the like read that Taylor can't ask comment. Just trust me.

It's only like this because it's in our Hollywood area. Move that to Texas. You have zero. I'm trying I agree. This is the Hollywood thing, man. I'm just here to say that jokes are funny people. She said jokes are funny people. Can you imagine going to a protest?

I love days! Look at that lady. You know, it's so crazy. Yeah, there are a lot of things. They break a sign and say he has a weapon. You're gonna have about six people who are completely crazy. That is a nice guy. It's near Netflix, whatever they have quarters.

That's it, that's it. Yeah, that's the tolerant one. That's the tolerant woke. That's right off the one I'm going. It's so annoying. Yeah, that's from Dr. Malorx. That's probably my crew. Yeah.

Okay, you guys have heard this already, but Brian Laundry has remains re-found and it's pretty interesting. They said it's official. This thing fizzle. But they said also that the autopsy shows that they don't know the cause of death. It's like, I thought the remains were not conclusive. Are you sure? It's his teeth.

So he did kill himself. And then the parents are not going to have a funeral in the end due to cremation. But the fact that they don't know what happened to him is kind of trippy already. It is kind of crazy. Probably, they pretty oft himself. But then you would find that in the autopsy, wouldn't you? I don't know. I'm sure they know.

The body might be very badly decomposed. They can still figure it out through some shit, right? It says that they inconclusive or something. They also probably don't give a fuck. They're probably like, are you tover? He's dead, all right? Let's start when we move on. Oh, why am I?

Dov, the bounty hunter's like, fuck. He's like. All right. Oh, we move on. Oh, why am I? And I want to talk to the bounty hunter's like, fuck. He's like, damn it. I wonder how this became such a huge thing too. I didn't know any of it. Good looking young. Why are they? Okay, that's why. That's why young white love. She was big.

She was a big, they were big. They're big YouTubers. Oh, they're big on YouTube. They lived in like a van and travel. Yeah, oh, they like, they documented it. They're documented traveling across the United. That's what it travel. Yeah, but they documented it. They're documented traveling across the United States. That's what it was. They've got you.

I know. I know. What? Yeah, nine bodies. Yeah, the yellow stone, I know. Yeah, the yellow stone. Yeah. They found like cold cases that they didn't solve.

Wow. It's crazy. Wow. What was that about? We don't know. I mean, just people just disappear, I guess. You know, I don't have to. People think there's a, before you go on that,

they think there's a serial killer. No. Are you making that up? I think I believe that. No, I have heard that. I'm hoping it's a serial killer. I think, have you ever looked at this for a year? Looked up how many people go missing in Yellowstone

per year? A lot. It's 600, 100, 40. yeah yeah ten million children go missing worldwide every year yeah they get a lot of them back because a lot of those kids are are taken from a parent okay let's say they get 50% back five million and it's not for you well listen you know it's just national parks. How many people? It's not like 22 people have died. Let's see, national parks, 29 cold cases. It's not that many.

Yes. Of course you said 66. No, he's right though. There's a ton of people in like the national force that go missing. And there's a theory that people think it, there's a similar killer. No, similar killer.

I mean, if you were a CO killer, you would look at this one. Look at those up. Out those up. You should pal, seven, nine. So that's over a million some people since 2017. No missing. You said 600 a year. We do type in per year, so.

But still, that's a lot of people going missing. But then people, you know, going to the forest you get lost you die Yeah, no food no water, but some people do vanish, huh? They just fucking vanish. Yep So so how about this so fucking Sammy the book Ravana was talking about how Roy De Mayo who they they they he was a acting boss and they're talking to him and Roy DeMail goes we have our 200 bodies on on on in my crew and Sammy the

bull goes 200 bodies who the fuck is keeping you in those orders and he goes ah nobody it's like just but we have the bar and there's always like one guy at the end who's a straggler who's drunk and you know we just fucking we kill him and he goes what why and goes, keep my boys sharp. So Sammy the Bull goes, and then Sammy, they're like, what the fuck? And then, and then, they're having another meeting with them, and he's sitting there looking, right to me, I was looking,

and he's kind of glazed off, and Sammy goes, you all right? And he goes, yeah, and he goes, what do you think about? And he goes, they're talking about important business in the middle of the day, I go, see all these old people? They're like 16, 17 years old. I can kill everybody here with two 9 millimeters. Santa Bull goes back to us and they goes, Hey, this fucking dude is a serial killer.

And they've realized that he was a serial killer. Oh, wow. And they killed him. Oh, and they fucking got rid of him. You know why they killed Paul Costelano? It's so funny. You know, the acting gambino boss Boston and John Gotti took it over. So Sam and the Bull was the trigger man,

I guess, when John Gotti was in the car. So he's talking to, just a fucking Paul Castelano head boss is like, all pissed off, and he goes, what's the matter? And the fucking maid, she's like talking about how this FBI agent who came and talked to her on the street, is so handsome, oh, it's so handsome, he's so handsome. So, so fucking, Sam and the Bull goes, Sam and the Bull goes, well, if she's talking to, he's so handsome. So, so fucking... Oh, it killed him. The bull goes, the bull goes,

well, if she's talking to the FBI, you want me to take care of it? And he goes, what the fuck did you just say? And his buddy goes, hit someone on the table and he goes, what'd you say? And he goes, no, I say something wrong. I don't know what the fuck I say. And he goes like that and he goes, no, drop it.

And they just stand and he goes, they're dumb, the meeting goes, you out of your fucking mind, he's fucking in love with you. He's fucking it, yeah, that was his side. And so he goes like this, he goes, she's too fatal, and also his wife, he lives with his wife in the same house. That doesn't make any sense.

And he goes, yes, that's not the way we do things. That's a major liability. Now the cops are talking, he's a love, and they were like, mm, big mistake. You've got to take it out. You've got to take it out. So at the end of the day, always keep you good man. On the other side over there.

Keep your old and the other side of town. Yeah. Yeah, I've been a little too deep. I've been going down. I was saying it right. Yeah. He's the best story. Simulta Links.

What? Simulta Links. It's on YouTube. It's just on YouTube. You type in sami bowl. You can't miss it. Fuck it. He's just telling a bunch of stories.

Yeah, he's been over here, but there's such good stories Even over here I don't think so. Yeah, yeah, it's not about a year. It's been out well. No just reason more recent He he he did one interview. Do we believe all these stories? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, no doubt Yeah, well, you do believe him because they're all corroborated by other Thanks. Yeah, no, it's all real. There's no doubt you listen Not a judge in it all Well, you do believe them because they're all corroborated by other gangs. Yeah, that's all real. There's no doubt. You listen to me. It's not exactly in it all.

Say it in the book? No, I believe all of it. I'm serious. Yeah, no, look at it. I mean, those guys are street guys, you know? Yeah, street is street. Different type of thing. But what I think is tough about is that the cosonastra code,

the way they, those due to our anonymous, like they wouldn't say, how do we tell them they were like a secret side? Are you coming to a restaurant and there's a table there? You don't say how do we tell that they were like a secret side you coming to a restaurant and there's a table there you don't say how do you know it's all it was all that quite well that's why I was such a big deal when he snitched on all yes and that's why it's the biggest there was such a code to all of it that if you fucked up he said he goes I killed a dude and he's listening to his wife cry and and he's he did it and he's at the funeral and he's gone like this he goes how the fuck could you make me do this to you? You fucking idiot, you broke the rules.

If I didn't kill you, I would have been killed you, I would have been killed and they would have killed you anyway. And I had to do this. Like, it's like that crazy way of living. Yeah, that's a different thing. It's insane. They would kill each other. It's like insane.

None of us live that way. That's a extreme example. Like, if you're fuck up, I have to kill you. If you have a girlfriend that you said something to, I gotta kill her and you. It's not. Like, all right. Enjoy that. And you're gonna clean up the mess something to, I gotta kill her and you. It's not. Like, all right. It's so stupid.

Enjoy that. And you're gonna clean up the mess. It's so stupid. And nobody gets out of the way. Nobody gets out alive and they get one guy, this guy was your, he was saying, nobody fucking wins in the end. John Gotti died, chained to a bed.

With cancer. Yeah, that's a great time. Nobody, as tough as you wanna be, it's in, you know, you'll have to live a 10 year run of, like where you get a table at a restaurant. know, it's insane. You'll have a 10 year run of like, where you get a table at a restaurant. Yeah, it's in 10 years, you can be great, but outside the city.

Outside the city, yeah, absolutely. It's like being a bank robber, you're gonna get caught. And he also said like, when you do kill dudes and you've known them forever and you had to do it, but you know their families and stuff like that, it does fuck you up. Some guys are complete psychos, but most of those dudes are tough guys who are in there

and they're in a group, they grew up in the the street they've dad was in it now they're in it so now you start killing people and now you get all fucked up so depression drug use just everything and then you get it's just fucking crazy crazy crazy so so by saying I'm trying to say it's like I'm gonna be the boomers. I said me the boomers. You don't join the top. Don't join the top. Don't join the top. Yeah, that's a tough world. But now cameras. Now it's, ah, they adapt. Yeah. That's what Tim Kennedy was saying about the cartel.

He's like, nobody adapts faster. He's like, you know how we're like trying to figure out how to get like goods in. He's like, the cartel are two years ahead of us, man. He's like, you're not in close. They figure out before all of us. He's like, they're smart. Of course. He's like, they're so smart how to figure out how not to get caught. He's like, they're way ahead of head of us man. Yeah. He's like, you're not gonna close. They figured out before all of us. Yeah. He's like, they're smart. Of course.

He's like, they're so smart how to figure out how not to get caught. I think they're way ahead of all of it. Hey, you got technology like drones, computers, everything. Like, you know, I'm just fine. Yeah. Oh, this is a scary life. I'm gonna get you. Here's a quick one since you're into serial killers.

There's gonna be a Netflix series. I know it's out. It's out already. I think it's supposed to come out October, yeah, 20 seconds, right? Have you been watching it? Haven't been watching. You saw it on there and I was like, is it subtitles?

No, it's a Netflix talky series. So it's gonna be probably in English, but just talking about his, he has the craziest, like, he's a Korean, he killed the rich, right? A rich and prostitute, masseuse, stuff, and stuff. He killed like over 20 people. I'll try that for sure, yeah. He killed the rich, what? The rich and prostitute masseuses, that kind of stuff. He killed like over 20 people. I'll try that for sure, yeah. He killed the rich, what was that about?

He said they know what they've done. And the masseuses and the process, like they're shit or something like that, you know. And would he, he'd use that, he had a, I forgot what the, He used a hammer or something. Something like that, it was right. How good is your Korean?

It's shitty. I'll still talk your parents talk to you in Korean. They talk to me Korean in English. So when you watch Squid Games, do you have to read the subtitles? Squid Game. Squid Game. I do read the subtitles,

but then I read their language too, and it doesn't match up sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. But anyways, so this guy is an interesting dude to this. He broke into houses and murdered people. Yeah. Really?

That's why you gotta have a strong... There's a movie called The Chaser. It's a Korean movie. That's incredible that you should probably watch too, but I know you don't want to watch it because it's subtitles. But it's about this guy's life as well. Jesus Christ. But yeah, they call it a ringer killer.

They call it a ringer killer. I think he would kill people when it was raining. Something like that. Does it ring a lot in Korea? Yes, right off the top. That's tough. What happens if a guy comes in with a sledgehammer. Yes, right off done. That's tough What happens if a guy comes in with a sledgehammer right now. What do you do beat the show? You do all he has a sledgehammer. Yeah, that'd be the fun. I have my house right now

And like here we all throw Louis in front of him you go low on his knees They're like coffee in his eyes first. Yeah, that's that's the quam. No, but I mean coffee in his first. Yeah, that's that's the quorum. No, but I mean, he's still coffeein' is that? I heard this guy in prison. He was he found out this 300 pound guy was gonna come in and kill him or beat him operative. So he got his orange juice from the commissary and just took a bunch of salt. Just put a bunch of salt in it. Apparently he was in the fucking cell like this just stirring it like that. Starring, stirring, I gotta go dude the guy's coming. it's gonna fucking come, stirring like that.

Fucking guy comes in, throws the salty oranges right and the guy's eyes, ah can't see. That worked. And then what he was stirring it with was he had sharp in the end of his tooth. Oh, shanky. Shanky, shanky, shanky, in your necky, necky, necky, and we all go on. I can't believe salty oranges did the trick. You dive blind.

Oh yeah, that'll get in your eyes, that'll get in your eyes. Let us. I haven't forgotten about it. if I have to fight you and it's salty orange You're doing this ready. I don't like orange. Yeah, you like orange. I hate it. I don't like salty orange Yeah, my god, it's already acidic And do I see orange juice I'm not wearing orange juice No, it's worried about orange juice I see orange juice? I'm not worried about orange juice. No, I was worried about orange juice. No, I know.

I'm like, oh. Also, who's stirring orange juice? My radar, be up. Hey, do I? Bygly, I shot, drink. Yeah, but that's that. Because I have this. Hey.

Yeah. Oh, one, two. Look at that transition. You know, orange juice killer. And you have salty, who it stinks? Yeah. Look at that that transition the orange juice killer Yeah, salty orange my god in your wound when you're wound. What else you get? Are you guys fans of a cane brown at all? Fuck my son loves oh no one but I like it looks like Patrick my home a little bit and he looks also look Theo I think ooh all right. They think countless when you see a little bit of

Piano no They think Cowboys when you see a little bit of piano there. Oh, no. Oh, look at that. They look like they can be brothers. He looks like Theo and Patrick Mahomes had a baby. Yeah, exactly. So he twisted his ankle on stage in Memphis. He looks like Theo on estrogen.

A little bit. It's like more feminine. Like he's taking hormones. He's actually a pretty built dude. But this is him on stage. And he twisted his ankle and he continued the concert afterwards. So he's walking down right now. Yeah, he's huge right now. This is him on stage and he twisted his ankle and he continued the concert afterwards So him walking down right now. Yeah, he's huge right now

Not yet. Oh, yeah right there right there So he was out for a while, but they came back to finish the show and then this is his ankle You know what good on him and He said a continuous show is too. He's not stopping. Show him what's going on. Yeah. Which is pretty dope. Did he break it or did he just text it?

I think he just sprained it and then, you know, God dang. So that's, oh, that's a sprain. He goes swell like a moody fucker though. It's a hard beat. God damn. So that's pretty cool. Damn. And then the last one I have is this is from the beast,

the black beast their gluest I'll just play it for you. Oh, yeah, I saw this shit. You saw it. Oh Over his head no over his all on watch. Oh, he's in my bat. Let me reverse. Yes I have no idea what happened to this kid. Okay. Yeah, he's okay. He got his he got his run robot It was like the perfect that that backpack saved his ass. We but it went over his face, right? Up whenever his body. That's pretty tough. He's all right He's gonna be Bruce. Why did the guy reverse? Oh, he's on a scooter Yeah, I just don't like it. He goes my bat and then reverses. I mean panic. You know, you don't know what happened

You just try to also don't panic and reverse over his face. A woman robbed me a woman. He probably thought he was still on him. Yeah, exactly. A woman ran over my dog and then she backed up. Yeah, by the way, I ran over someone as well. I used to work at a warehouse. You know, OS operators.

You got bodies. You know, it's like a big, basically like a... He's a syrup. Basically like a forklift, right? Chin the bull over here. So the... You're supposed to, when you're going in, these are like tiny little...

Chin the bull. Chin the bull. They're tiny little entryways that only your four-clif can go through. So when people are walking under you because you're all the way up, you have this palette, you can't see it what's below you.

So they're supposed to tell you, hey, when we're here, we're walking through. Okay. Does this guy didn't say anything, so I was driving the four-clif, I went, douche. And I was like, I the fork with my, I was like, and I was like, I heard some guy screaming and I'm like, oh shit, so I turned back, ran over him again.

Oh. You didn't like look down on them? You can't see down. That's why you have no idea. You don't work look. What happened? So he, I think I permanently damaged his foot. I know, man, my friends, I mean no,

because he's a vending machine guy. My friends know of his family, whatever. They knew who he was. He sued that place, and now he's set for life. Oh, wow. He was set for life. But he sued. I honestly think he purposely did that

so he can do something like that. I honestly feel like that. What have you been doing? The Vinnie Meez. What are you torturing? You make your dreams and I chint. No, that was like an war in They would if it was my fault they would have fired me on the spot. They know that he f-fucked up

You're supposed to be one someone he got paid in world where one might hold a cigarette up, you know in trench warfare You just hold your cigarette or a notch up and they shoot your hand. You have to get taken out So that guys would just freak out maybe maybe like, to get out and maybe like that. Snipery, but like, I got it. Ah, and you're fucking. Ah, and your hand's fucked. Yeah, it's not a good thing. Or a lot of guys would do that

and like, worsen as you shoot yourself in the foot. And you just can't take it in. Yeah, I do. You'll get out of there. Four times. All right, let me get the fucking out. You'll chain kill the guy. I didn't kill him.

I set him up for life. Yeah, you got bank. Set him up for life. Set him up for life. Are you a part of it? Did he pay you off? No. But I will never forget this though. I remember when we went down there,

he took off a shoe and just all this blood came out of the shoe. If I gave you a, for real, it's a tax rate, a billion dollars. Oh, a billion, that's a lot of money. It's a billion dollars. I need your left foot. Tough one, right? But how far are they were like science and stuff

It's the foot get you to know too many questions and I'm gonna give you 10 seconds, but really ask a billion Yes, take my the just like that. Yeah, yeah a billion dollars. Yeah, yeah, cuz I have a sick robotic lagger Some day a billion I think me but did but like how's it get taking off my dog does a doctor do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah strategically does it and like, I mean, I like my foot. Yeah, you like more than feed billions of dollars. Billion. Yeah.

A billion tax free. It's a lot of money. Easy does it. I don't know anybody's gonna pay that. Cause your life gonna be, that you can't play tennis the same way. You can't run. You think he can give a fuck off?

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I'd get my life wet. But I'm always tennis. I'm older. I'm like tennis. You might as well say that. It can't suck dick the same way.

Yeah, right. Tennis. Tough mudder's never been the same. That might be better. Yeah. I've got a billion dollars. Like I was in a damn way. I'm flying a tough mudder in a private jet.

Yeah. Yeah. So no, so a billion dollars and no less than a billion dollars. Yeah, it sucks. Yeah, it's a note, so a billion dollars, no less than a billion dollars, dude. Yeah. I have to be a billion tax free. How about from the knee down? No, no, no, see, this is where now we're getting into things.

Now, partway. Yeah, I don't want to. You should have left it in the foot. You said you had to ask questions. What? It's a difference though. It's a difference. Between, look, right there.

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on. We're now have enough after cleaning it all the time it smells. You don't need that calf. Let me just get it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,ia. That's worth a fucking billion dollars. Yeah, I'm not done that. You're a bitch. You want him to give me that much? Dude, you're worried about playing billion dollars. But daddy, you're worried about playing tenets. I know, but it's the same shit. It's the same.

My as well said, hey, I suck all the cops. No, I said it. It's the same. Think about it. Same for said it. But think about that. I don't know if I can play tenets the same. Yeah.

Oh, I'm sorry. Do you play off the? I have a favorite in place. No, please don't play. Please let me go, Chen. All right That's all right I'm fighting for saturday 11 a.m. Pacific with Chris Julia Brank on myself LA tickets just want to sail run my 30-minute special with the squad David Lucas Backlip Lacey is at the ha ha November 4th and 5th. That's a Thursday and Friday at the ha in LA

Then Dallas, Texas November 11th through the 13th Tickets are almost sold out. We're gonna add some shows Dallas, Texas, Addison, improv November 11th through the 13th Tickets at FATKZ.com Brian, just give your dates and don't show us a tennis video because I'd rather I'd rather you cut my leg off than show me a Blame math let a shitty tennis. No, no, very good. I'm very good fucking art. You know what? I'm not gonna tell you I'm gonna post on to see my athletic shitties tennis. No, not very good. Where you gonna be, I'm very good. Fucking art, you know what, I'm not gonna tell you. I'm gonna post on my Instagram. Thank you guys. My Instagram is bright.

I'm at the Brea Improv November 4th and 5th. Brea Improv just Thursday Friday. And then Naples Florida off the hook, November 11th, 12th, 13th, 14th. Did you call me, hey, what's the furthest flight I can take? Yeah. And then I got Orlando Florida the improv November 19th and 20. So come see me. And then November 17th, I'll be in Tacoma comedy club November 18th, Spokane comedy club. And then December 1st, San Jose improv and also check out my new podcast. Yeah.

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