The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 742

Episode Date: November 1, 2021

The guys recap their Halloween celebrations and talk the new Brittany Murphy documentary, Howard Stern, Carmen Electra and Pamela Anderson, fishing, Island Boy drama, a TikToker who led police on a high speed chase, Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian rumors, viral Amazon driver who had a girl in his delivery truck and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, yeah. Better be wearing a lab car. You better be wearing a lab car. Shut up. Because you're talking about glycogen. And that's how we're wearing this off. He was, you know what, dude, you're a piece of shit. Yeah.

That would be a great time, dude? You're like, you're a piece of shit. Yeah. Ah. That would be a great time, man. Oh my God, dude. Look man, I mean, I haven't been the same room together in a minute. The whole thing about, the whole thing about this career and the whole thing about this life

is that if you don't have people to share it with and if you don't build friendships and if you don't have, and when that all gets taken, shattered away and part of it, what happens is with success and with getting older and kids, you, there becomes this diaspora.

It becomes like this. It just atomizes. It's part of hanging out. Yeah, nobody hangs out. And if you think about the times that you fucking, what are your memories? Your memories might be accomplishments, but I think most of our memories are the times

we were laughing. When I think about it that like think about it Like what do you connect to to a place? to a time It was the amount of laughter even when it was hard like you're trying your practicing at something but like It's usually just I don't know the body energy. You feel like the energy was there though. Oh, we skip a beat Yeah, you skip that's why I'm glad you kind of like just showed up five minutes before because I was hoping he would come early because then you know the chemistry on camera. Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's just yeah, exactly.

He's so fucking fine. No, oh my god. He's crag. Yeah, at least I've ever talked on a fight, man, because I was laughing. No, you just got to just wind him up. You got to watch that lab coat. You just set up set the set it up. I said that You said is the Guinness the Guinness board one yet He was just talking about food and he was hot just say yeah, yeah, I know it's super boring. Thank you The board it's like it's like the only guy who can do that. He said, you won.

You won. You won. Theo Vaughan can do shit like that. Theo's up there. Theo can just like say, man, you sound like a guy in a castle behind a curtain right now. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah.

I do at that point, you know. But it makes sense. Yeah, two months. Yeah, we can. I saw the Halloween family get up. The Star Wars family. I didn't have any saying that my girl Just like well, we all need to be like the same. So yeah, she was a star was fantastic. Dude Boston has baby Yoda do oh

He shut you the street down Yes, people can't get enough of them. They're so cute. So fucking cute. So cute. I was surprised like a J called me because you know they're our head right? Demo's head or our head? Yeah. And Jay's like I've never seen more kids trick or treat and he's like it's mayhem. You know I ran off candy in 30 minutes. Wow.

Because they miss last year I think they're just candy cars right? Well and then I told Jay I go man I wonder if it's going to be like that now like it's different here compared to other cities. I was different. Dude it's packed. Except for what? There are certain neighborhoods with some of the wealthier neighborhoods like in Touloucalaic and stuff.

Some of the houses had large signs saying, dude, COVID, we're not trick-or-treating. And there was one house that had police tape around it. Well, no, they didn't have no candy. You guys suck. The zombie apocalypse, fuck off. Yeah, go fuck yourself. Nah, yeah. The probably older, who knows. Not a teacher. No, they fuck yourself. Nah, yeah, the probably older, who knows?

The teacher. Nah, they weren't. Isn't Jalucolade pretty? A couple of them that were, I have some story. There's another celebrity that had big celebrity who had someone hand, like hire someone to hand candy out with a table far away from their house. Oh, fuck off.

I didn't see any of that. I mean, we're not mad. It's gonna be a complete impact. It's so much fun. So many kids on the street. It's so fun. I feel like it's when everybody comes together. You have people from all different social

economic backgrounds knocking on doors, and it's just a happy time. It was very, yeah, unity thing. You're watching your kids collect shit. My daughter at 13, she goes off with her cool friends. And they dress up. By the way, my daughter hit me with this. She's dressed up as a man

from one of her fantasy novels. He's like this Wig and everything and I go and I go a choking around I go oh cool. Are you Trance that didn't go over well and she goes thanks for the micro aggression Oh, no, and I went oh, don't talk about microaggression. Yeah, don't talk about that. So we had a little we had a little mix up with that. Yeah. That's fun. Yeah. But she knows she hit me with and I think you'd appreciate this. I said something about Twitter. She goes, Dad, nobody in my generation takes Twitter seriously. Oh, I went. She goes, it's not a real place and it's nothing but negative toxic bullshit. And I went, she's 13, and I go,

all your friends get away, she goes, yeah. And they try to cancel one of our characters, one of these fantasy characters, who I guess was politically incorrect, which is Twitter tried to cancel the character, and all of a sudden we're like, not even a real character and shut up. And it was unbelievable, dude.

I was like, there's some light at the end of this time. They just young kids around, take the time. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, but it's not, they. I was like, there's some light at the end of this time. They just young kids around, take time. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, but it's not, they try to keep it, like they try to keep it from being a body-shaming place and stuff, like when people get on somebody for being fat, there's a whole group of people. That defend them.

Like, hey, hey, you know, yeah. That's nice. Because they're aware, I mean, so kids, my daughter's age, are actually aware. How did I get over this? Yes, and they're aware of what it's doing to them. That's very, very true. I did a show for kids.

One of the comics before me was like, so what, you guys want like woke stuff? And they were like, no. That's not what they're doing. They all straight up, it was like 13 to like 16 year olds. Yeah, man. But they were like, no, we don't want that. No, they want common sense.

Yeah. They all get to go long together. In fact, I was talking about all this woke stuff and I'm worried and this kid's 19 goes, man, you guys sound old because they're in it. They're not. Yeah. It's old things.

I'm over here looking at it and reading the headlines. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, they're not reading like CNN and MSV. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. However, however, I will say this, I was talking to a very big director

who has to cast a very big movie. And the diversity clauses in it are so beyond what you can imagine. So you're not getting the best actor. Oh, well, no, it's not even that. When you write a character, okay? So say you wanna put a handicap character in there. There are, they will tell you,

that when you're writing it, that the handicap character can have no flaws and cannot be sympathetic. Here's the problem with that. The problem with that is that when you write a character, any interesting character has to be flawed, has to have weaknesses, and because it's called a human being,

they have to have contradictions. So you can't be like, I'm in a wheelchair, and I'm amazing, it's amazing. No, it's not, it sucks. And it's a struggle. And we all know it. Yeah. But these fucking these people who don't write, these people who are listening to the Hort to these, because they can get these special interest groups that get together. And they go, we're tired of having otherly able people be portrayed this way. And they put a lot of pressure. The problem with listening to that

and telling the artist, the writers that is that you're gonna get shit product. You're just not gonna get a good product. And that for sure. So for example, when Ted Lasso came out, the whole talk among all the executives was, people want a light, positive energy thing. So that's what we need now, guys.

That's what our metrics are saying, okay? Then along came a show called Squid Game And the darkest shit in the world and everybody watched it and it's like We're wrong. Well no shit. It's called those executives don't know what the fuck They're living the rich bubble. They don't know what's real. Yeah, but you also can look at data No, you can't look at this like know, this creativity doesn't come with data. No, Jesus Christ. It's really interesting. Oh, can I, I started you season three.

Oh, how do you like it? I just finished. It's all right. Really? It sounds good to see other two seasons. What episode are you on? Four. Four?

Hard to keep you going. Yeah, I think three seasons tough and they're married now that a kid. Some, that's where they're all around because sitting around going, how can we keep this going? Cause it's still well done, but it's just not like the other two.

I really like season three, because they're focusing on how crazy love is. You see, I don't like that. You don't like it. No, they're both serial killers. It's not happening to get married. Come on. They're not happy. I'm saying they happen to get married.

Oh, they happen to get married. You know what I'm saying? It's like they're both killers. They're not happy. I'm saying they happen to get married. Oh, they happen to get married. You know what I'm saying? It's like they're both killers. Get out of here. I don't know. I watched the story last. I watched the other two. Do you know that show on HBO?

The other two. It's based on Justin Bieber's real life. So Justin Bieber has, I think he had a brother who's an actor and a sister who's a dancer and didn't work out for them and they're older. Heard it? I think. I think Bieber has like a younger sister, but she's like a child. Oh, okay.

Well, I, this is about a, just about, just about, uh, somebody. This is about Justin Bieber. No, I think it says they rose to Justin Bieber. Yeah, this is a kid who's like Justin Bieber, but he's, he's got a, he's got a older brother. He's got, yeah, and he's got a, he's killing it and his older brother and sister. It, oh, it just misses. It's a little sketchy. It, sketchy it it people were saying it was good it just kind of misses it's a live head writer Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider yeah

it's a little too sketchy and that's their mistake they should just not you shouldn't be able to smell a joke and that's all I can do but Molly Shannon's one of my favorite shoes in it I watched that Britney Murphy doc. Oh yeah. What was it on? It's on HBO. What do you think crazy? It's crazy.

It's more crazy. I don't know. People make it seem like there's some conspiracy around her jazz. Do I know? Yeah. It just came out and then she was with just a shitty dude that was very controlling, which I think banging her mom, I don't know.

Yeah, it was like a weird, yeah, because when Brittany Murphy died, they stayed together, and then she was sleeping in the bed with Brittany, yeah, they were sleeping in the bed to get. That kind of thing, they got it. But it just, I don't know, it just seems like a, I don't think so. It just seems like a typical Hollywood kind of, I don't know, and seems like a thing something seems like a typical Hollywood

I don't know and then they said they died from the mold in the house But there was a the lady that did their autopsy Yeah, she said there was no mold because she said it Comes that like when when someone dies of mold or something like that you could see it in their lungs They didn't see mold She'd have a drug overdose. No and they're long, they didn't see mold in their lungs. Did she have a drug overdose? No, that's not mold.

That's what they said. Mold is the actual, no, they didn't, they didn't, they didn't. No, that's what, pneumonia is what they, yeah, is what they ruled it as, but then the husband died of the mold. No, pneumonia is what,

they died of the exact thing. The husband died of the same exact thing. Which, do you think that's normal? It's weird, no. I mean, I don't think it would like, what else, what else can, who dies of pneumonia? But also back to back. Yeah, also don't think it would like putting them on yet. What else can, who dies of pneumonia? Pots of back.

Put them back. Yeah, also the guy had a sketchy, and she also had a nemio. She wasn't healthy, but neither was that guy. I mean, if you look at him, he won't healthy either. No, of multiple drug intoxication. Yeah, they had a, they had a, they found a lot of like, they didn't have a lot of, you're not eating

and you have no iron, you're about to be taking a lot of drugs, your heart can stop. That's what I, that's, see that, see multiple drug intoxication. I might do it. That might do it. And then what the boyfriend died from, I think it's said the boyfriend, or the husband died of the same thing.

He was the exact same thing. He was, he was, like, it was, it was weird. He was a drug guy. And he pulled all that money. And he was just, we have enough iron. Right. He died in pneumonia. Simon. But what did he do?

Simon, no. He was, he tried to do something. I don't know if he was like a writer. He lied. So he lied. He told everybody that he was like a writer. He was a famous director and all these other countries. But then once people start to look into it and like really like,

like, hey, who is this guy? Really? They found like that the guy was wanted in other countries. The guy was like a criminal. And once people start to look into it and like really like look, hey, who is this guy really? They found that the guy was wanted in other countries. The guy with a criminal, he was just like really sketchy. So no one really knows what he is. But he's like very manipulative. And I guess at the time Brittany Murphy wasn't like, like her confidence had went down

because Hollywood said some crazy, oh, they said, you're lovable, you're not fuckable. Yeah, like fuck, fuck, fuck, Yeah, yeah fuck they're up right there when When I kind of ate her up your lovable not fuck oh and then I just how her stern was When she was dating Ashton Kutcher how her stern was like yeah, you're dating the the fat ugly girl from Clueless and Ashton Kutcher was like no, she's not the fat ugly girl. She's a beautiful girl. Dude even Hey, how are turns of fucking asshole? Yeah.

Hey, you're a fucking asshole. Also for him, we're calling buddy. God, what a shitty thing to do to a young girl, too. You don't think that's gonna fuck her up? Yeah, and so she talked about in an interview how she read, like she would read all those, which is like reading, I can't stand that guy. Almost like reading comments, you know, in the comment section.

Especially back then. Yeah, but she would read all those headlines about her. And oh, dude, the one that went hard on her was Perez Hilton. Yeah. He went super hard on her. Now, he's got a bad part. He's got a dialed back, right? Yeah, like, because he thinks about all that he can.

Yeah, I can't tell that I think. Yeah, he's got Perez Hilton. Where's the hell? Where's the hell? He's going bad on so he's celebrity. Yeah, and he said something happening. Yeah, he said something happening too. Well, if you're business is're business is smashing, I met him once and he was just fucking up. He's in that docking, he kind of like owns up to like, yeah, he felt bad.

Yeah, he felt bad. Well, you get older and like, which I was like, okay, like, he wrote a thing like saying like, she's the next one to die. Yeah, at the bad end, she's the next one to die. Yeah, he's been all at a party and she didn't look healthy. So he's like, yeah, but you she's the next one, it's like, like the bad aunt, she's the next one to die. Yeah, he bids on that apartment, she didn't look healthy. So he's like, I bet you she's the next one. It's like, Jesus, that's your business, mom. Yeah, that's just awful.

It's not like, you're no longevity. But I see how you don't know. I remember, you know, when I stopped listening to Howard Stern, he was talking to some- We went to Sirs. Girl, some woman. And in a cold smith. No, he was just talking to some gallon she,

and he goes, well, the main thing was he, I remember he said, are you fat? It was and Nicole Smith. And she said, yeah. And he said, well, that's kind of gross, something like that. And then, and then the real thing that really fucking killed me was when I watched him, he had this contest, he and his fucking loser friends had a contest

for women who were ugly, who you put a paper bag over the head, like they have amazing bodies, then you take their face off, and loser friends had a contest for women who were ugly, where you put a paper bag over their head, like they have amazing bodies, then you take their face off, they're bag off and everybody goes, ah, like that. That's what he had, these women, these,

that was his thing. That was his thing, right? That's what, and I was like, oh, you're a piece of shit. Like you do that to people who are already feeling terrible about themselves. You're a piece of, like I just hate that. And I was going to therapy, like only stays in this castle

and junk is there all. Talk shit to everybody. He's just, I remember seeing that I go, well, who the fuck thinks that's good? I think that's just suck, man. Oh shit. It just makes the world. I don't know, I don't know, he went that hard.

Oh yeah, damn. I was just, then he used to be violent. Oh, yeah, I just heard the thing said about Brittany Murphy and then the thing he, when he was talking to Annan Nicole Smith and like he was just kinda like, yeah, you got that effect. That was the, those weren't like, well, because I would watch his interviews with like musicians

and like it was just kind of regular. He's supposed to be a really good interviewer. Yeah, that's what I'm about. He gets stuff out, no one else can do. But if I'm dating a girl and you say that about her, like say, say, say you're dating a girl and I'm a action cushion and you say, she's the fat ugly girl from Cluj. I'm surprised they put up with it. Like, you say, say you're dating a girl and I'm a action cushion and you say she's the fat ugly girl from

Clue. I'm surprised they put up with it. Like, you know, it's almost like I feel like in that instance, I'm not trying to be macho. I believe it's appropriate to get up and punch him in the fucking face. I believe in that situation you should get up and just, I don't know, do something to him that makes it but it's also, it's not like he's Brad Pitt. He looks like shit. He sucks. He's always got apparently he's got a dick like the my that's why he's like that's why there's so much aggression Yeah, but don't be so nasty to people like what I should. It's what got him on the map, you know the original troll

Yeah, I don't know yeah, I didn't know he was like because I watch all his interviews with like musicians He can't kind of like pretty cool like you said I mean I don't know it's one thing to be honest and call it I guess it's like he's fine about the sex life of like pretty cool like he's this I mean I don't know. It's one thing to be honest and call it I guess it's like he's fine about the sex life of celebrities and shit like you oh, I mean one of the best interviews Well, I don't yeah, he's a dick man I know another guy whose wife committed to a side and he was up. He was a DJ And he was harassing him Because his wife had died or Well, what he used to do is when when he was on stairs before when he's just a radio

Jockey he would he wanted to be the biggest in the market he would come to that market like our boy in Cleveland It just bully them until they got out and then he took over. Yeah, yeah Have people call in BDC super beast. Yeah That's a guy, you know, yeah, all right. Don't guy made his money evil can evil You know you never see anything on evil can evil evil can you know a guy wrote you know, yeah, all right. It's not guy made his money. Evil, you know, you never see anything on evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, a guy wrote a bad article on him. An evil, evil, evil, waited for the guy with a baseball bat.

Oh, bro, he's fucking me. I went to jail and he goes, well, I don't deal with that. I'm not gonna say that. I was like, you know, hey, Howard, sometimes you need to get your fucking nose flattened. Two. Student loans, oh my god. Our a bitch. Two. Student loans are a bitch.

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I guess he's turned, no, I guess he's turned. You know what I mean? Now you've made $600 million. Yeah, fuck off. And then didn't pay any of his employees. Is that true? No, all those, all those high pitch air comes, those guys, they're broke.

Bop, bop, bop, bop. Beetle juice, all of them. Amazing. That's why the one guy who was his main guy forever is suing him. He's a colon dude, he used my name and like everything. I get nothing. None of it surprises me.

Yes, yeah, not good. Fuck off. I actually enjoyed his show for a long time. Yeah, no, no, no. I mean, yeah, I mean, it's into my mouth. The interviews I watched, I was like, but he just listened to music.

Yeah. No. Did you, what did you do for Halloween? Did you, do you celebrate Halloween? Did you dress up? No, I went to a continent, no, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I can dress up.

Did you dress up? I did not. No, yeah, I went to a concert. What's that? I went to a concert, went to a metal show, a suicide silence. How was it? It was good.

At the Bolasco, they opened for a band called Ginger out of the Ukraine. Are they red headed? No. No. The Ginger? That'd be safe. But it's no one else right here.

Yeah, that's one of the closest I took. Yeah. So the guitar player of this band, Chris Garza, is a big fan of you. He saw it's in Brea. Oh, was it the one guy who was like, I'm in a band. Yeah, yeah. I went, oh, good for you, man. I don't know what band it was. I hope you

put your band up. I hope you get that. And he was like, I use your marketing for my band. Yeah. Like, yeah, like, I was like, that's good. He looks at like your, you know, like, he idolizes. He was great. He likes to follow you. But yeah, he even wore a thick boy shirt on state. Oh, fine. He wore the, he didn't get a picture of that even wore a thick boy shirt on stage. Oh fine. He wore the he didn't get a picture that he did It's on his Instagram. That's like that's like that's like come on Yeah, they're actually in sync. I love the diversity in there. That's like that's like the time I was in London and I'm hanging out with this girl. We getting this Miss Mercedes that was still in front. I go, oh cool.

What's his name? Chris Garza. Little Dowdy girl there and I go and I go, what do you do? She goes, I'm in a band and I go, okay, and I say to my friend, I go, what band is she in a band and I go okay, and I said my friend what bad a shan she goes spice girls Yes, and with you right there. Yeah, I remember he's great. Yeah, there you go Go to his hole I'll go up. Oh damn he's rock go to the left rock and heart The video oh, it's a video on there, I thought he had a quick. Oh, it's an historian. Yeah, he's a really nice dude See what's that sound? Yeah, he's a really nice dude Thanks, I like that's how you know damn he's rocking it. Yeah I don't Yeah, that was a Bolasco theater nice

They have a pretty big following. Yeah, yeah, we're massive following. Yeah, it was fun, man My dumb ass, I was Yeah, yeah. We're massive following. Yeah, it was fun, man. My dumb ass was like, yeah, hang in there. Yeah, hang in there. I hope you're man. You know, if I can help you now. They're just touring around the world. Yeah, okay, see you later, dude. We sell more tickets than you.

All right, sorry, man. All right, all right. I think you're playing in a arena. Hey, kid, you know, keep a chin up. Dude, you get easier. You get it. You're like, okay okay see you later, dude But I told him he's talking about metal band. Oh, she pells out there. Go talk to she'll pal about it Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we start we talked for a while

Yeah, I'm sure yeah, he was a good dude. Yeah, he's good. Do you like stand up or or singing more? Do I like stand up or singing more stand up? Yeah, stand up But like if I could run any band you want or be like a major head headline comic, what would you do major headline in comic instead of being like? Yeah, yeah, cuz I don't know. It would be pretty dope, but there's just something about comedy that just like It's just all on you. You know what I mean? Like you know how that you like you can't rely on anyone I like that. I like that like kind of challenge. Yeah, yeah It's the best job the best and you have to deal with all the dynamics. Like, you hear bands all the time hate each other?

Yeah, exactly. I did a LaFactory Long Beach last night. 25 people. But you know what? Makes it. I had a fucking blast. Yeah. It was just fun.

It was just like, even though it was only 25 people in that room, like, but still, it was just still a good time. Just going up there, like, I don't know, and just doing that to a crowd of 25. I don't know if you're on like corn or some shit like that. I mean, if I was in corn, that'd be the problem. The problem would be corn. I love corn. Yeah, but, but, but here's the fun.

Yeah, bigger so, yo, you know what's up. Yeah, but here's the problem. Radio had all these toys. Radio, radio, radio, radio,'s the problem. Radio had all these values plays. Radio had, you had a run. The problem with these bands is that even if you're really big, they were talking, I think it was radio talking about this. They're like, you're on the road for a year, a year long.

And you're taking buses and planes. And what happens is you've been singing the same song. Now a stand up, you can change stuff. No, kind but you're standing up again but more importantly you're around each other 24 7 24 7 after a while they wouldn't look at the game I don't be around anybody yeah they wouldn't look at each other they'd be sitting in the bus they sitting and they're they're they just they would not look at each other because they said they're a smite and a Metallica they didn't talk yeah you show up at the concert like, I think they each have their own tour bus. They don't tour bus.

And then they only get together in the back room. They go over the set and they hit the stage. You kinda need that. But they need that. You kinda need that. After a while, you go crazy. Because they don't tour the way that we do. Like, we just do, we're home.

We're every day. And then Thursday, we leave on the tour bus. Back on Sunday, grand-aim, as soon as we get off those damn flights, we're like, see, I haven't got a break., we're like, see you, having a break. But they do it. Sometimes they'll literally go from city to city. Yeah.

It's crazy. I thought it was Taylor Schwiss. She knows about that. Yeah, the most touring date ever. 365. Like she just spent her life on the jet. Tokyo that fucking. I think it was a close to two years.

Thank God. She was on the road for. Yeah, for one of our more most expensive money. Michael Jackson talked about how he would get annoyed of touring. He goes, he goes, cause the like especially.

He could walk and shit all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. That shows 7000. He's like, One more time. Make Jagger talk about that.

Yeah, I'm old. It's like, and Springsteen said that. Springsteen, I can eat anything I want. Because I go, what do you do for workout? And he goes, I can eat, when I'm touring, I can do whatever I want. I could eat all the pizza in the world. You just, when you're playing for four hours a night,

fucking, I'm just singing and jumping around. Yeah, that would be tough. Yeah, I think Moonwalking every night. I'd be in the same playlist over and over. Oh my God. Over and over. You can't come out with anything new. Like, I think Moonwalkin' every night. And the same playlist over and over. Oh my God. Over and over. You can't come out with anything new. Like, fuck.

Oh, how about this? How about this? Every time he plays, so Spring's here with play something new. And literally, you'd see everybody going to the concession. Like, you'd see it be, it was like ants. You just immediately started a new song. They don't think it's gonna be fun. And I said, I'm kind of, it was a little touchy.

I said, is it tough to, and he goes, yeah and I said, I kind of was like, it was a little touchy, I said. Yeah. Does it, does it tough to, and he goes, yeah, I mean, I see them all walking out the, like, I think you know, like, that's Bruce Springsteen, right? Yeah, certain artists though, they've gotten to a point to where like, you gotta do what those fans want to do.

Well, I heard Limp Bizkit. Yeah, give him the hit. I heard Limp Bizkit came out with an album. And it sounds pretty good. I heard him one song of it, but yeah, from that one song the sober biscuit It's still because sober now. Yeah, I think so I think he is. He is. Yeah, I did a golf charity thing with him He's sober there. Oh, so I assume he's still sober. Yeah, how's this golf?

Bad as get his mind. Okay, not good. Yeah, he looked the part though. Yeah, they've been doing hard for years Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah, that's a good album. I hear it's good. Yeah, I'm We have a boy listen to the whole thing today. He's pretty good. I'm pretty good. How about that writer limb biscuits still sucks No, that's their old. I thought the same thing to Take it easy Let me see you put out a Carson daily trending. Oh, it's called still.

Well, he was big with them on MTV, right? Oh, God. Oh, so it's probably just. I'm a Carson God. He made that New York Yankees red hat. So fucking popping. Mm hmm. What?

I didn't see anything. Oh, he just read some Eminem stuff. Good for them. Still doing it. Yeah. Yeah, they did a lot of Paloza this year. And people were like, that was the best performance of it. Really? A lot of weight. It's so fat. Right. Wow. Yeah, I think you might be vegan too. I ran

it to a meta. When we run it to crossroads, well, that annoys me. But yeah, that's cool. We don't know when we get some right. Yeah, so he was so fucking famous back in there. Unfucking, oddly enough, he got a lot of hate too. Yeah. That's it. His band was like the band, like,

that was like, people just hate it. Loved to hate on. Loved to hate on. I feel like Nickelback took the crown now, right? Nickelback has that crown. That's Karmale Electra. Yeah, she is. She's a pain for life.

I work with her. She's a great guy. We had a fight scene. So it was fun. Yeah, she's just a fucking great gal. Yeah, she's ridiculous. She used to date Dave Navarro. That's Rodman.

But if you see her not dolled up, it's interesting. She's still banging. She's a, you know, she's very pretty. She's super pretty. But she doesn't dress the part like she's either like her Where you her or Pamela Anderson? You know I'm saying I was I was excited. Yeah, who'd you pick her all day? I'll go you go Pamela. I would both of them. All right. Take it easy. You keep saying that I don't care. Look at me. I see them. I love

Hey, look at me back in Baywatch days. You understand me days. Yeah, I understand I love her. I love her But you you go gorgeous. She's also gorgeous. She's also cool. She's also like her eyes are crazy That's her is hardly clean She's also featured in Goodburger She is well I work for. She is aged well. I worked with her 20 years ago and she looks every bit is good. Jesus.

Why she got a picture of Limmie on there. Who? Limmie. He passed on the motorhead. Yeah. Damn. You know, you're shit. Yeah, I mean, that's a pretty big deal, dude.

Yeah, she's fantastic. That's great eyes. Yeah, crazy eyes. That's what she's wearing. Oh, that's cool. That's impressive MTV awards. Wait, was she was she a scary movie? Yeah, no, she was in yeah, scary movie. It's the parody. The parody one, right? Yeah. Yeah He's like trying to kill and she won't die. Yeah They stab her in the chest and her silicone breast comes out. Yeah, so funny. She's so good.

I love those moves. She's so good. I love those movies. I made her, I'm her, Pam Lannison, and I'm hot minute. She's chilling. I know she got her citizenship. Out here. She got married recently.

What do you mean citizenship? Because she's from Canada. She got a citizenship. She's Canadian. All older pictures. Hey. I mean, yeah, she, she was discovered, I think, she was discovered I think on a jumbo tron, right? Wait, what? They showed her at like a CFL game everyone was like, who the fuck is that?

Yeah, someone's so in the top. And then just someone in the middle, she's like, hey, I think you could do some stuff. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah, and then she just got, I mean, she shouldn't sing her dance. She just, she's just I mean she shouldn't sing her dance. She just She's just unbelievable. Possibly hot when she was young. It was fucking stupid. Yeah, then she had a TV show That was like no no, yes she did

No, I'm not saying that's not the good boy. Oh No, she had her own show where they were like kind of like secret agents or something. I don't know. Will you go? Yes, she does. I know she's gonna bug me. Yes, I mean, ridiculous. Yes, she made some rich guy think recently. Now she's probably just chilling.

She was never with Billy Bob, don't right? No, I don't think so. Probably. She was with Homeboy. No,, right? I don't think so. Probably. She was with Homeboy. No, Billy Bob was with Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie. She's all woman there,

she's getting older. That's her there. That's not her. I think it is. It's just a bad angle. No, that is not her. That is her. That's her.

She's an older woman now. Still pretty much. That's how my Anderson is. Very pretty, it's probably 50, at least. You might be my age. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? I'm gonna stick with Carmine Electro. I'm on the site. 50 at least it might be my edge. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna stick with Karma Electro on the site.

And I keep saying you went for them 30 years ago. I'm gonna double down on Karma Electro. All right. All right, buddy. That's pretty. What'd you do for Halloween, Kat? Did you have an only fan party or something? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. open bar, it was cool. Steve and I stayed there for an hour, people watched and then went to Laurel Hardware to go eat. It was fun, but it was a lot of like young influencers and people who wanted to be around influencers. I just didn't feel very comfortable. Yeah, it felt kind of networking. There was a DJ who had like a mask, like a big like bubble head mask on and that she took her top off and was DJing Oh, that's cool. That was cool. Like a marshmallow with big tits. Yes, exactly. So my like marshmallow with big tits and then at first, even I didn't think she was gonna actually take her top off and that she did is just like big shiny plastic tits. It's great. It was great. Amazing body.

And she just did her entire set. Yeah, with have titties out. Yeah, with her titties out. I guess that's her thing on her head. Yeah, with the thing on her head. So you don't know what she loves about that. I prove. You know, good for her. Sounds like a fantastic party. They had food too.

Like people around with their orders. No food, just open bar. Just open bar, like. Just open bar and a lot of places. You think about that? People are prying drugs so they don't eat, you know? Yeah, a lot of people are on drugs. And everybody's getting drunk.

I don't know what's going on. It's just chaps. What did you dress up as cat? I was a cop because my squid game costume did not come in Oh, so early in the month of October, but then I guess the Merchant who sold on Amazon is from China and they just didn't have it in time So they said it would come in by November 4th. Thanks for nothing. I guess it's like a jump suit. You just wear. True. It'd be cool.

Just walk around. I don't know if I'm gonna do that though. Who I would. You would. Did you do anything, Jen? Oh, I'd fishing. Well, little browse. Do you wear a mask?

No, I'm not asking. We went to the Marine or Del Rey and it is disgusting in there. What do you mean? There was just like, we literally saw a condom floating by. Trash bags. There's like, you can't do shit fucking in the water. I got two fish, so I have it on my screen. It's got two fish filled with, you know what I mean?

Come. I took one back, I'm gonna eat it. You took one back and ate it? I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it. I'm gonna eat it too. You got a picture?

Don't eat it. They say picture in it. I wanna eat that raw, dude. You need a Venice fuck, what kind of fish is it no I froze it though That's a thing so if I froze it I feel like you're I don't know bro. That's where a lot of seals are you see any seals? No, I didn't see any way to see a lot of great Watts a lot of great Watts right there Look at giant bass director Look at giant bastard right there. That's what you're gonna do. That's what you're gonna do. Giant bad.

I'm gonna be one fucking polar pain. Popper, right? This is the one that kept us an Opal eye. There is no size limit and they're usually around this size, but miles pretty decent size. Where is it? What'd you use to bait that thing in? Just regular frozen shrimp.

What'd you use to bait it in? Yeah, he's a real worm. Worm up a little bit or a little too. But that's a, that's a, that's a baby fish. I'm not a baby. I'm going to kick it home and I'm going to use it for semifixes just started. Oh God.

Yeah. Those are all grown. Yeah, they came out of the egg. That's fine. Neymar, that's Neymar me mo that's Nemo's kid right chin murdering innocent fish Fuck man. I think once you go back to its fucking clan Did little browser Taylor catch anything? Yeah, any catching that's hard to catch fish hard to catch fish Yeah, it's very difficult. Have you gone with David Lucas yet? He's he's a bit fish is all the time Yeah, I didn't know what it's profile I would have never thought he was a fisherman. Yeah, I'll be honest. He doesn't eat him up. We don't know Randy though, you know

What a weird thing I don't ask you tell you broad shall I Look at those dog What this one right here is small boys bigger than the fish That is true and he's just giving that thing a kiss and he says smells like his ex Like Yeah, he's a fish. Yeah, he likes to go out there and fish. That's cool. I didn't know that There he is again. the ESBAS. Whoa, that hurts my eyes.

Wow, some people love it. He put God his ass. He says for him it's therapeutic. Yeah, it is. Just being on the water. It's a whole thing. Well, the only be strapped down, does he? He's just gonna sit down.

They're on mushroom here. You know what I'm saying? You like, you like catch a Marlin, not be strapped. Did you feel me? I'm saying like Brian catch him you right catch a Marlin not be strapped You feel me? I'm like taking his big ass off the boat Braces good sneakers all I need is good sneakers look at him archer back and good damn. That's so cool No, that one's large about that. He probably loves that. He's from Georgia. He's in the country There you go. He grew up certain fishing That's cool. There is a bit of a technique to fishing. Oh big. Oh big go. He grew up to start a fishing. That's cool.

There is a bit of a technique to fishing. Oh, big. I'm in a big time. Because I try to, with my friend, is been fishing. So I didn't catch a fucking thing in the cart. It drives you crazy. Caught all the fish. I didn't catch anything.

I was doing the same thing. He was doing some fucking... Look at this cute ass on that picture on top of some fucking building L.A. far left. Oh, look at him. For one more baby mama. Look at all friendly. Someone said, fool me three times.

That's funny. He's got kids. He's got a kid. He's got two kids. Yeah, two times. He's got a one year old and I think a six year old. Someone said, that's your, you're more like a pick up a daddy mama.

That's an L.A. L.A. in Austin, Swiss time. He's in L.A. this week though. He's doing shows. Oh yeah, he this week though. He's doing shows. He's doing shows. He's so fucking funny. He's good. Oh, go to that clip of Stoney.

He lost his weight too. Him and Tony. No, I think it's actually it's not that specific clip. It's one where Shane's at. He's losing weight. He's down to good amount of weight. Yeah. He's trying.

He was struggling in Denver with that high altitude though. I'm talking about my- He can break it. We were walking to the state, trying to walk to the state. You can't tell me to stop and wait. Yeah, he's funny, man. Oh, that's him with Gary Clark Jr. Shit.

Damn, how cool is Gary Clark Jr. Damn, that's amazing. Wow. You ever listen to Gary Clark Bryan? Yeah, he's talented. So talented. I got, I think he's fantastic. Yeah, so open for the food fighters. I listen I have his last one put to moan and Pumbu came along That's what he gets. They wants to roast everybody so his comments gonna be roasted to moan Damn, Gary Clark Jr. Looks like he just did that beard.

He looks so talented. He looks sweet. He can play like a tarot. He's chilling. All right, Jim, what do you got for us? The zebra. That's all I have to say. Oh, I love zebra's man.

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You ready? So a 18 year old tick tock star with 4 million followers on the app recently decided to go on a police chase. Not on TikTok just for fun. He decided to take his car and drive a 100 miles per hour right pass by a cop which led to a high speed chase. They ended up actually finding him at his home because they knew he was gonna head back to where he lives

they arrested him right when he got there and asked him hey why did you do this he says cuz i'm young and rich and i want to have some fun and what happens to them now uh... he's arrested and that's about it but he also said that yeah i know this isn't like the best way to live, but I'm just living that lifestyle right now.

The thing is, it's not like he's the, I mean, you don't get me wrong. 400 grams of a lot of cash, but it's not like you're Elon Musk. I think to a 18 year old, it's a lot. Oh, he's 18? Yeah, he's 18. He's young. That's a ton of money. It just doesn't know any better.

So it just takes off. Yeah, he takes off. Next to a police officer. Oh, and runs that light. Yeah. What was he thinking? He said he just wanted to have Why don't you say anything this is it wasn't trying to do content or anything? No, this is just him

God he's fucking out though that help those help He said a hell cat yeah, yeah, yeah Dodger. Yeah monster. Yeah, yeah, Dodger and this is Yeah, really has one look at his boy just posted up looking there's two boys They're both shirtless. They're living all What's he think hey? Oh, no, just a young dumb kid You put your put your put your drunk or anything. So I bet he'll just post bail. I'll be fine Yeah, I have to find some shit He just, I believe he was arrested

with also trying to allude arrest. So you're that bored, I guess. I guess I was just going to high-speed car chain. I'm gonna do some crazy stuff. Yeah, I thought it was for like a content thing, but it was just a reason for it. No, it was not for content. It was just put in a different tone.

That's like that thing where young men flirt with their mortality. They just, they go, jump off this and see if I can do that. I was never that guy. I don't, I've never been, I've gonna jump off this and see if I can do that. I was never that guy. I don't, I've never been, I've always been really cautious, but I remember one time my friend goes, we're gonna go spelunking in West Virginia. You know what spelunking is?

No. It's where you basically crawl on your stomach and you go in these underground caves. Oh, no. And I went spelunkky with something else. I went to Spelongking. And I was with Patty Jenkins, and we went and followed my friends.

And I was like, what if that's what I was doing? Why would you want to do that? Now, and now somebody got stuck. No, yeah. It was disaster. It's claustrophobic. You're too big for that. I'm too claustrophobic.

People get stuck. So this guy had to breathe all his air out and they had to push him through and stuff. I was not when I was there, but that's whatustrophobic. You're too big for that. I'm too claustrophobic. People get stuck. So this guy had to breathe all his air out and they had to push him through and stuff. I was not when I was there, but that's what I was doing. Now that's, you can get lost in there. I knew fucked. And you're fucked. So I was dependent upon my friend.

And then when you're doing that, by the way, please understand that there are bats right under, oh, that's like, they're right there. They're just hanging out. And you're like, well, there I am. And we didn't have those lights, by the way. We had flashlights. You have social media back then.

No, we didn't. We didn't. No, no. And the entrance to the cave was this big. Like, you would never see it. Right, but I can't believe you. I can't believe you. I can't believe you.

And then I thought, I was like, am I gonna get killed? Maybe they're gonna kill us. Like, maybe we're just gonna die and that's what's gonna happen. Where do you go specifically for this? Where were you at? We were in West Virginia. Oh, oh, in the woods.

So, where? No idea. No idea. No fucking idea. My friends. They have a movie about that. Where the girl is a scary movie. Yeah, I've seen it.

You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, the descent. The descent, yeah. That's what this makes me think of. I went sky diving, that was scary. Hard path. Yeah, I'm not into that stuff. Not too big.

I just have no, just even if I wasn't. I'm not climbing Mount Everest, I'm not doing that bullshit. I don't get a fuck, I got stand up. I don't need, you know. I don't wanna die. It's like who I know, I did a two week, oh yeah, I'm talking to these two women. They were in, they were 40, they were in such sick shape.

They're at my show at Liberty Tansion. Like I was like, what do you guys do? They're like, well I'm a cross-fed instructor. But we just did a, it was a two week, it started with a 24 hour, no, I'm sorry, it's a 52 hour endurance thing, where you don't sleep and you do this Navy seal shoot. I was like, oh, and-

If I could throw rocks off though, like the tough mother has a 24 hour one. Like you wanna do that? I'm like, why would I do that? Because some you're gonna get a surgery for 24 hours. Stress fracture. I don't sleep. Why would I do that? That's what type of person. What else you get, Jen? Are you ready?

So this photograph of Kim Kardashian and P. Davidson going on a rollercoaster, holding hands is going viral. Over this past weekend, Travis Barker, Korni Kardashian, Kim and P. Davidson going on a roller coaster, holding hands is going viral. Over this past weekend, Travis Barker, Courtney Kardashian, Kim and Pete Davidson went on like a theme park day with a bunch of their friends. And Kim and Pete were seeing hanging out. So now a lot of people are speculating that they may be dating. But if you're on a ride and you grab your friend, does it make me gay? Since I grabbed my friend on Splashmack.

A little bit. Really? So far on splash mount. A little bit. Really? So if I go, a little bit. I'm such a fucking man. I mean, if I'm like, no, I'm like, you don't know what's happening. I'm like, if I'm like this, if I'm like this, if I'm like,

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Oh, terrible picture. She's taking a shit. I was wearing diapers. Thank God. I'm gonna shit. I think people are mainly assuming this just because B. Davidson is known for bagging bad bitches. He really is.

Ariana Grande. I have a girlfriend. The girl from, oh yeah. Wait. Yeah, youging bad bitches. He really is. Ariana Grande. I have a girlfriend. The girl from, oh yeah, wait. Yeah, he did, he did. Yeah, Kate Beckinsale. I've seen that in the girl from Bridgerton. But you know God bless. Maybe he's really fun to hang.

He's probably got some swagger to him, you know? He's got a huge awesome, a torsion on from a giant dick. And then I love what he said, and especially because Ariana Grande planned that so that for the rest of my life, girls would be disappointed. This is a very intelligent.

Nice fun. Is this a very intelligent person? No, he's great. I love Poon. Now for the rest of my life girls would be disappointed. This is a very intelligent Intelligent person. He's great. I love him now for the rest of my life. They're like really but she said yeah I was great. That's funny Yeah, the big dick energy came from him. Yeah So why is she facing backlash because of this Madonna did a Photoshoot with v magazine where she was recreating a bunch of Marilyn Monroe photos and she actually recreated her deathbed. Does she she looks like alcohol? Oh she weren't she OD didn't know what's all of it.

All right. She's asked up. Man. She's pretty good. How old is she? Photoshopped. Yeah. She was in her brother's room. 60 something. She's photoshopped. Yeah. Yeah. She's got a little bit of airbrush going on.

60 something. She's, she's, she's, she's, she's, she's certainly, she's certainly is aging fierce like she's, she's fighting. She's in the fifth round. She's fucking fighting in the fifth round. She's in the fifth round of the three. Oh wow.

She's in the fifth round with father time and father time like, all right, bitch. All right. All right. Yes. That's right. She's put up a fight. That's right. She's put on a fight. That's right. And she's put on a fight.

She is not going gracefully. No, she's down on the cards, too, you know. Yes. She'll do whatever she's got. She's ridiculous, though. Yeah. But who's getting upset over the mail? I mean, what is my grandma upset?

Like who? Yeah, what really people? What non-goovers up? The sexist's not at all, too. Yeah, very, very well. Oh, they're saying this. That's a big concern. Yeah, very nice. Oh, they're saying this like, that's a big concern.

That's a big conspiracy, too. Her death. What someone said, Madonna will always be an icon, just like Marilyn, I'm here for it. Because she had an FK, Skanksters, Hollywood producers. There's no reason to believe that she might have been promiscuous.

Yeah, and she knew a lot. So she really got what GFK. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's why she was singing heavy birthday to him and shit And I was back when the mob would just they could do that stuff man. They could just yeah We don't have the same forensic like yeah technology like they don't know also no cameras have nothing That one's dicey What does she got you? Too much shirt away see what is yet to on too much sure to away. Oh, I got a fire the guy.

They fire the guy. So there is a video that went around the internet of a woman getting out of the back of the Amazon truck and the Amazon working up. Yeah, it's assumed that the Amazon worker and this woman were hooking up Amazon found it and actually fired the guy tax relax all right all yeah what's your dog rather shoulder

i mean they were just having a phone what is wrong with come on you can't let a man have some fun fuck off oh she's barefoot you think she has her phone in her she's barefoot yet something over her shoulder no

you know it's like that dread that dress it's two people that were in each other and they just have to be naughty in the back of a fan And then he is fireful. I guess is that for a fine? I think so, but it's like It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's a lie of money. It's Just let him, can you get a pass? It was two adults who were just trying to be naughty. But what if he was like, dude, she came back there to find a package, like prove we had sex? By the way, that's what I do. Yeah, it's soothe them.

You're not allowed to be on it. Yeah, I was so mad. I was so mad at people in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A while I put on her, but dude, she jumped in the van. We're a fucking van. Jumped in the van and then fell in my car.

And then my cock was all out. I don't know what happened. We were doing some light wrestling. Yeah. I like that light wrestling. It's all. And then my cock was all out and I don't know what happened. We were doing some light right I Like that light wrestling man the fire to month. Yeah, it was a good job to Fuck I know someone to help them out right price started go fun me make more money That sucks you think maybe they're just they're dating and that's one of you something or

You think maybe they're just they're dating and it's one of these some or or drops packages on the good of you guys she knows it on her shot she was horny or he shot his shot one of the two it's where he it's where he didn't didn't go into her place of where she off he could just ran up in her place I would like hey got a package I'm not talking about your fucking amazon packages I got this big dick for you this hand I know it's happening where where there's a moment in life where you might be doing something and you're on your way somewhere and it grows there and all of a sudden you hook up in your fan. You're having a job on the job.

Job off packages. You know what I mean? I'll be fired. I'm here to be a warning. How many plumbers are construction guys are there and this is Lonely Housewife? I know guys. I know guys. Yeah, I know guys who are like Pornin or you watch I'm telling you My buddy is I believe he's a good-looking big-fuck strong guy

He's a stud kind of a brute and I'm telling you and I can see it He he goes there. He works and lonely housewife It just happened for a day, four day, five day, and I was sitting in your bank. Yep. Come on. I believe it. Hey, what?

Hold on. Hey, bro. I don't think all of them are fucking on the job. No, I don't think I know a lot of them. I think a lot of them. You have a friend. No, you. I don't believe it.

This guy actually hired who did work at my house. I know him very well. What are you arguing with? You. I don't think all you are a trainer You are a trainer. I was and I said hey Brennan How many of the women and you and all of them? I didn't finish my sentence I go but I was the one to remember like 22 22 the same I was in a plumber Was it a plumber that I asked when you're

Plumber Was it a plumber my ass when you're Your Shit in here You like that plumber but let me go in the room a carpenter let me wash my hands. I'll get in there carpenter where you're like I don't know what porno's you're watching He's like, do I? Yeah, and then you're like, okay. I don't think it happens a ton.

Okay. I think it does. I think it does. I think it does. I just talk to many dudes. My buddy pulls in. I'm gonna stop. He's like, you know, my buddy, he and his buddy,

they pull, they stay, right? And like sure enough, there'd always be some gal who'd be there and she'd have a thing on. She'd look down, she'd have no one around and his buddy My one buddy my one buddy was like buddy again Yeah, buddy again. I'm there's my friends say buddy again, and he goes I'm gonna go get a blowjob And my friend is what he was that girl. I'm telling you I believe it's her enough after a full

Happens all the time all happens all the time. They're called carpet. Do you have so many buddies? They're called wood babies wood babies and when you're working wood wood is what Jesus did you're right? It will happen a lot with Belman at the time Service guys who are good looking dude all of you Put it over there, towel. Apparently there's whores everywhere. Why are you acting like this doesn't happen all the time? Sure it happens, but you know, I, you know.

All right, but don't be so skeptical. It's not like every plum or I've seen some handsome is what I'm saying. All right, well, I'm saying there's a whole thing. Good looking at that. Good looking dudes. The problem. Yeah, they're probably doing all right.

Like you, you, when you were a trainer, and you, did you trained people in their house? Never. Okay, you trained them at the gym. And then it would just happen though. You'd hook up. Sometimes. At ballies?

No. How many were married? You didn't ask. You didn't ask. No, I didn't, I don't know. But definitely some were probably. I don't know. I have no idea.

Yeah, I guess the wedding ring was just whatever. No, the wedding ring would work out there when I had it on. Oh, they weren't wearing. Yeah, I guess the wedding man was just whatever No, they went there. Yeah, I don't know, but you and your friends did some work. I mean kind of it wasn't like a Like a frenzy. No, you did a lot of what hornos you guys are into I would hold nits and like oh my god, oh my god, I like ripped my pants off And bell, guys. You hold mitts, mitt holders get laid. I mean, smell like leather.

Yeah, I guess you wish. What else you got, Jay? Get me outta here. What the fuck? What a fucking Puritan. Fuck. I think it does happen. I'm just sayin' it's not like a fucking festbred.

I think it's happening right now. Oh, yeah. Around the world for sure. Yeah, fuck. Every 30 seconds. Yeah, fuck every 30 seconds. Fucking in a kitchen. Yep. In a closet. Hold on, Kyle Busch is apologized for using the R word.

He was getting interviewed at Post Race. What's the answer to R word? You know the R word, mentally. Retarded? Yeah. He was like, well he drills my ass, coming out of horror for never reason. I mean, where was he going?

What was he gonna do? Spin the out? He was trying to do a hard work is what he was trying to do a hard because what he was trying to do for what for second place to do what he wasn't gonna transfer through with that freaking retarding man so stupid oh it's it's the the way he's used in it's not like he's saying he's mentally handicapped so really it was m&m dropping him now or what i don't know i got it just a gotta just apologize. He's just a person. He's just a person. You know, who is our buddy who did the podcast? His son has down syndrome.

And he just, and you remember, John McNally, and he's an actor. Remember, and his son has down syndrome. So for him, when he hears, it's retarded, it hurts it's feeling so bad. Oh, I get it. Cause you know, and I get it too. I understand.

Actor. It's just that sometimes we're not saying it that way John now is that his name what the come on. I should know his name is famous He's awesome. No, it's the same like when you say like when I call something now Like if I say like we're saying something I'll go get I'm not saying your home homosexual. It's a right the kind of tape. It's the way you're right and the way Obviously, I don't want to make John feel a guy a parent of that Oh, he's fantastic. I love that

And he said when you said something how you understand because you were talking about a friend of yours who had it and he said Can I hug you bro like he it really meant a lot remember this yeah, and I Talked about his son. He's talking about it. So I don't want to make him feel bad. I don't want to be disrespectful I don't want to but I don't think that that NASCAR guy was necessarily saying that no, not at all and I get it though if I was a parent Maybe I'd be the same way. I fuck yeah, I'd be pissed. He loves his love. Yeah, oh, he's super unless you love that little oh my god Yeah, it's he just don't want people to say that stuff. No hell no hell no Great fucking guy man. Yeah great actor Yeah me too. He's a great fucking guy man. Yeah, great actor too. Yeah, me too. He's great.

He's fun and scrubs. The best. Yeah, right? I love this character. I get the word, but I also don't think people should be canceled for it. I think it's just like, you know, unless you're going up to little kids. No, I think if someone was like, yeah, it's tough, right? Because obviously he doesn't mean mentally disabled.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't mind people being, I don't mind their people are voicing their point of view on it and it's fine, maybe it makes the world a better place. I just worry about when people get, they pay a financial price for it. It's like, guys, he doesn't get a good job. But I bet you if like someone came up to him who has a son with Down syndrome,

was a came in, that really affects my coming, say he'd be like, oh my bad, I won't do it again. We shouldn't be financially screwed. That's why the only way is not only use bad, I won't do it again. We should be financially screwed. That's why the only way is not only use that, so I don't wanna hurt some of these feelings. I'm totally screwed. I never used that word. But way before, like when the F word was used all the time,

right, and it was acceptable. The gay people, right? Yeah, for gay people. And I didn't, I, well, we used to use it all the time. And then my acting future told me that that, to him, was a word he would hear. That was a violent word because guys who were calling him that wanted to kill him. Yeah, and different meaning.

You didn't associate it with. Once I heard that, I never used it as a comic. I never used it. I don't want to make people feel bad. Yeah. You know, once it's explained to you, you go, oh, I got it. Okay. Yeah.

Fuck, man. Corn has a I got it, okay. Yeah. Fuck, man. Corn has a song about it. Whatever. I can't, man, I'm gonna drain my bargain. Uh, shout out to Chappelle. He showed me this. So the mabs are gonna lift their COVID-19 vaccine. Like you have to show proof to get in.

Weird, just doing that. They're lifting that a bit of a soy boy. I'm surprised he's doing this. Oh, right. He's a soy boy. I think it's a Dallas thing. Yeah. Wait, they're gonna lift fans. Yeah, well, I think it's a Dallas thing. Yeah, wait, they're gonna lift the coming. But by the 15, what would you say,

Chen? No, I was just saying that yeah, for the fans to come in, and because they're under 500 cases. So that's why they're doing this. They're lifting it. So you don't have to show proof, you don't have to do a test or anything. He's just going inside to the theater. They said November 5th, proof of vaccination. Yeah. Then as we're saying, Mark, owner of Mark Cuban responded

to questions about the police that went further than any other person in the state. Cuban told Fox it was an easy decision for the on-vacs if they don't have coverage, just get a test, have negative results, show it to us, then you're good to go. I mean, people that should have problems with this are people who can't pass COVID tests and want to go to a game. Agreed. to go. I mean, people that should have problems with this are people who can't pass go with tests and want to go to a game.

Agreed. Man, I just know some people that are still super cautious and I have to be honest with you. It makes me, it really bugs me and it makes me want to fucking not be friends with them. Why? I'll just, they don't want to leave the house with you. Yeah, it's just like you still like fucking,

you're still doing this when you go this moment. I do this anyways, but yeah, I get it, but it's like, hey man. Or they'll give you the elbow. I'm like, when the Bob Piss mom I do this anyway. Yeah, I get it But it's like hey, man They'll give you the elbow like how you man. D'Ala just do this Well, he's always been that way. No, he's always good. Yeah, Steven ride how he some people that way I don't care man if that's your thing that's your thing. Yeah, I I I literally don't care That's how you want to I mean whatever Float your boat just don't make me just don't expect the same out of me.

Right. Correct. All right, I don't know. I don't know how legit this is, but I saw this on this Instagram handle. So it's though, you know the two guys, Island Boy, whatever. I'm an Island boy.

It looks like his girlfriend has something, like a bloody mouth, and then she's starting to hit him as well. I'll just play it for you. She's like a man. Is he crying? Yeah. Oh, he hit her. Yeah. Oh, he hit her. Oh, he hit her. And then she answered her and loved it. S&M is a bike company.

S&M is a bike company These island boys are I don't get it. I don't get it either I mean You're not crying that hard. You keep crying all the time. This looks like a fucking mouth. You must have punched her in the mouth. Oh you fucking want to, my life is busted. I'm bleeding. You know you're struggling to me.

I'll get your fucking mouth, friends. Alright, well, that sounds like a strange thing. We'll just look at this though. No I'm a island boy. I'm a just island boy. I'm a geeky What going to keep that gun? I'm just staring at the sun. I'm just out of full gazing I'm like, well, I'm staying like you want to be famous I'm gonna be out of it. He's boys. You mean famous for it? Three more minutes. I don't get it. I don't get it I thought whole past you cringey the whole thing my whole body cringes up. Yeah, I just go

I think I beat up by his girlfriend I got I got skeptical I got skeptical hip-hop eyes on eyes on that yeah cuz I mean their Barton they know how to get viral so maybe posting that and you're and it's part it's for the gram It was a lot it was she said that she is around my post that no that made him like And then she was like you want to be like your dad who clearly also hits women women. It sounds like I think it's not. And his hair was going to pull. I feel it's a little bit of that heavy dress. Just hanging out in bed. I don't have a red shadow. No, but don't do that. I feel that that's a I feel there's some acting. I'm 50, 50 on it. You know, anything? No, I was going to say I don't think it's acting. I don't think it's acting.

Yeah. Yeah, that makes it. That makes it pretty, pretty hard. I feel like think it's acting. Yeah. Yeah, that makes it. She was saying that makes it look like off. Pretty hard. I feel like it's always acting even when it's not. I am. Like I'm so skeptical. That's not for too many reasons. That's such a bad look. I know, that's for that. But nothing's gonna come from that.

That's such a bad look. We're talking about it. And we are talking about it. I mean, no, he's talking about like legal, like, yeah, we're talking about legal. Hitting his girlfriend in the mouth and her whooping is that. I know, that's it.

I see. And you wanna be a rapper? Yeah. You're not about you. You know, hitting his girlfriend in the mouth and her whooping is that. I know that's it. I see. And you want to be a rapper? Yeah. You're not going anywhere with that. Wait, so the rappers? I thought they were just like, I don't know what they are, dude. I don't know.

I don't think there's something, there's something a little off with them anyway. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Because the tattoos on the face and the dreads. Yeah, God knows what they're. Who are they? Who are they really? Who knows? They went to prison.

They did? Yep. They both went. Yeah, drugs. For like four years. They're island boys, man. They went to prison for four years. Oh, shit. Some thickies. Yeah, this is a cool story, though. Check this out. This is a wismic post of this.

Do we? I've never seen this. I don't think we did. I'm gonna see. It might have been on your show. I don't. Let's see. I've never seen this. You've seen it show. I don't. Let's see. You've seen it.

You've seen it. You've seen it. Not many good news stories begin in such a bad news away. Boy, there. Shlaplin. Here at Southwood High School in Shreve, Port Louisiana. Laged with violence. Over the course of three days.

23 students arrested for fighting. 23 in three days. But strangely, there hasn't been another incident since. Perhaps in part because of this most unusual crisis in the interview. I learned about it on here. Nobody here has a degree in school counseling. No majors in criminal justice. Your qualifications are We decided the band that he who took their mark to the band that he

took their mark like that and for some of them sure said that A group of about 40 Southwood dads who now hang out at the school in shifts Let's go

Today any negative energy that enters the building has to run a gauntlet of good parenting You moving fast I like that I immediately feel a form of safety. We stop fighting, people start going to class. How could that be? That's all took.

You ever heard of it? They don't have like father figures in their life, I'm sure. You ever heard of the power to do that? Yes. Not many people know it, but yes. Fuck yeah, parents. It's not just the firm stairs and stern warnings. It's making the class my son.

It's also the dad jokes. They just make funny jokes like, oh hey, you're still on time, but it's really not on time. They got the brows on, they got the eyes. They're so embarrassed by it. And it's that perfect mix of tough lines. So basically it's just a good story.

It's so fucking awesome. It's like, it's great. They not have to get the word. This, this, this, this. No, they do it in shit. You know, man, dude, you know what I get, no one's asking those questions. You're up, you just said they do it. No one's asking, no four-punners can't die.

No one's asking, no one's asking, no one's asking. And now, these guys don't have to get the word. And now you got a fucking ruin on it. I'm just curious. They're being dads. They said they do it in shifts. God damn it. They look like it.

Well, they might work at night. No, there's 40 of them. 40 dads. 40 dads. You deserve to be canceled for that for the dad. Yeah, just cares how the business model Man, don't fucking no fun. I was in no fun Now it's no fun. I'm much more than you make up actually actually they sold I'll tell you later They so get this you're welcome in if dance. I think they're shutting off sales and the 11th, there's something, some of them are already being offered

for three times what they bought in a four. You're welcome. We'll talk about it, L.A.J. I don't wanna say too much. You only paid 140 bucks. It's the three times, so it'd be, no, I paid more than that. Per-

No, he told. I think you got a lot of, we have a lot of toads. I know about it, I thought they're like a hundred bucks a toe. Little more than that, we bought a lot, we bought a bunch. I bought a bunch. But either way, we'll talk. I don't wanna say, I don't wanna say now thought they're like a hundred bucks a ton. A little more than that, we bought a bunch. I bought a bunch. But either way, we'll talk.

I don't wanna say, I don't wanna say now. You say you're gonna make like, well, we still may, I don't wanna say, I don't wanna manipulate. We're very like, my friend made a billion dollars off of gorilla. Yeah, it's great. But I don't wanna say anything, I don't wanna, we've made, I don't wanna,

I don't want it made. We made a thousand bucks. We might make a lot more than that. You don't. Look at me. Look at me. Remember when Chris was like, he farted. He goes, I didn't fart. But the camera can see him. He was like, he go. He's farting. How about the fact that he went, he's been, and I was like, what the fuck are you doing? And he goes, Brian farting. I didn't fart. That was Brian. What else you doing? He goes, Brian, Farron. I didn't, Farron, that was Brian. He should be doing. What else you got, dude? Oh, fuck, man. Anyway, great story about the parents.

Yeah, that's great. I talked to this principal, I go, what should we do about, he can't do it, I should do about education, he goes, our education system is fine. Parents suck. It's the parents. It's interesting, okay.

This one, viral as well, this little kid, 10 year old. Oh, this is adorable. Holy shit. Watch the action, dude. What? Yeah! What's working on you? So cute.

His friends are ill. Oh, let me see that shit again. Yeah, it'll work. He's 10. Oh no! Watch him. One, two. Oh, what the fuck?

Fucking amazing. What the fuck? Fuck. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? He's 10 Watch him one two oh Fuck fucking amazing

Oh, sit bro. How many that was three revolutions three double back flip huh? Try I think it's a trip. No, that was double. Oh, I thought it was three two. What is it? No, there's double double All right, let's watch it one more time double back. It's still got the book one one two Even two fucking That is crazy All right, we got one up the 10 year old man. Oh, there's a grown man One of the dads is don't care what a dad now was it the big dad? This is the big dad big daddy big daddy What is this? This is a post on me. That's what he I guess everyone's talking about yeah, I see this

I can't play the music, but she just walks across her hands. Yeah, I've done that on a crowd I've served crowdsurfed once like that you crowds serve Yes, I did at the cromax concert at Lamores and Brooklyn. I said it. Look at you. I know. Old school bro. I know. 1989 maybe. Stone college I think. All right, man. All right. What I did. All right. By the way, that might not be a true story either. That might be a long. Never happened. No, no, no, no, we've gone over like. Oh yeah, you told me you Calm about on it. I invited me I wasn't that concert and I did jump into the crowd you didn't walk down the crowd But my friend walks but now I think you never did I did that never happened

And that's why I give no energy to that story How did you know that? Did I already admit that I didn't do that because I thought I know you didn't no I know in a rock no rock crowds gonna carry Brian Count like that. You don't know dude You don't know In monitor the halls Do that right now. Hey Do that right now. They're fighting and I wasn't so busy. I would do it dude

I can see I can see you up there Brian being a good dad and dude I'm a great dad and I'll take something. Yeah. Speaking of crowds. No, I'm up first. Right. This Thursday Friday. No, Thursday Friday. L.A.

Thursday Friday that the Ha Ha, we're running the 30 minutes for a shoot live in Dallas. Chappelle Backflip Lacey. David Lucas this Thursday Friday at the Ha Ha, two shows Thursday, two shows Friday, then shooting 30 minutes special in Dallas, Texas, Addison in Probe November 11th through the 13th. Then bitches almost sold out and then just announced Everett Washington. It's Everett theater. It's a one-night theater. One show only November 27th. I have no idea where that's at, but I'm gonna find out. It looks haunted online, but we'll figure out together.

Everett Washington November 27th, but this week, LA Thursday Friday, next week, Dallas, Texas, 11th, 13th. November 4 and 5, I'm at the Brea Improv. Let's go. And then November 6th, I'll be doing the fight companion when it's running job and some special guests. Naples, Florida off the Hutt Comedy Club, November 11, 12 and 13 and 14.

I'm not even taking the Lord's Day Sunday off and come see me Orlando Florida improv November 19th and 20th Orlando and then the rest is cancer. And then November 17th I'll be at Tacoma Comedy Club in Tacoma, Washington then the following night November 18th at Spokane comedy club and then December 1st, San Jose improv. Don't get to get the FATKZ.com right now. CalBass Fight Command will be back this Saturday, special guest, Brian, myself, Josh Thompson, one very special guest. That goes live at the Thickboy YouTube, 7pm Pacific, UFC 2, 4, or 2, 68.

All right, that's it, kids. Love you. See ya. two seven p.m. Pacific UFC two four or two 68. All right, that's it kids. Love you. See ya.