The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 743: Michael Rapaport

Episode Date: November 4, 2021

Michael Rapaport is back and makes Bryan follow him on Instagram. The guys talk haters, how Rap got his ear bitten off during a street fight and how he's the one who created the F...ighter and the Kid "Guest Of The Year" awards, the Squid Game creator clapping back at Lebron James, a woman who breastfeeds her fiance', a Taiwanese math teacher using Pornhub to teach math and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You in the total human optimization because there's one stop shop What do you want to do you want stuff for your focus here? You know what I want I want people to go see in braia tonight and Friday And I want people to go see me in Los Angeles at the ha ha Comedy Club this Thursday and Friday. That's tonight. What if they're in Dallas at the next week? I'm an assing in probably we might have to add shows dude There's next Thursday Friday say shoot my 30 minute special, the whole squad, she's bail back, flip, lacy, David Lucas, myself, Brian Johnson built the set.
Starting point is 00:00:30 I get special sneakers coming to them, be so freaking filthy. We also got special merch just for the special taping for the fans there as well. That's Dallas next Thursday Friday Saturday. We go see Brian this week, Thursday Friday. And Brian, we have fight companion. My grand Saturday, 7pm Pacific, Chris D'Alia, Josh Thompson, Brian Cullen, myself, Jail of Plant Canelo, you'll see two, six, eight.
Starting point is 00:00:54 We're covering it all. It's gonna be sick. And then by the way, a lot of people are going, you know, 11th to the 14th, I'm at off the comedy club in Naples. I got to get one. My boy, yes, please do. I want to ask for Naples. I got who get my boy. Yes, please do.
Starting point is 00:01:05 I want the rest for Naples. That's a great club. Dude, people go, how do you get so so much energy? Do all this stuff and I go, oh my gosh, we love men on the scene. We feed our brain, we feed our sleep, we feed our digestive valve, we have daily support. We got essential nutrients.
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Starting point is 00:02:06 You messed up, man. My hair is falling out. You could have prevented it, dude. Because my friends at Keepes, they can prevent hair loss, man. Yeah, you know, two out of three men will experience some form of hair loss by time the 35th.
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Starting point is 00:03:19 Now, now you're not a natural blonde, right? What do you think I bleach my fight? I do. It was strawberry. Motherfucker's with pants. Pay and pay money to have this color here. Yeah, well, I'm gonna switch it.
Starting point is 00:03:29 I'm gonna switch it. It's strong too. They pay my age. Your hair looks strong. Hey, you boys have skin problems, huh? Because you know your nose, like the camera's picking up. Those are high-difficum.
Starting point is 00:03:38 So Brian walked in the studio today. Like, everything was all good. Like, he didn't have a huge dot on his fucking nose. You had another procedure. I'm not, I didn't have another huge dot on this fucking nose. You had another procedure. You had another cosmetic procedure. It was me, it was in a cosmetic store. I'm gonna stay about for him for this one. Because the next thing he should be doing
Starting point is 00:03:52 is get shoulder implants because you could tell his shoulders have dropped. And I haven't seen Brian in about a year, year and a half. Oh, so yeah bro, so I see, because I've always been like, Brian's that kind of shoulder, but like life beat him up. Life beat him up and your shoulders have dropped.
Starting point is 00:04:04 I never stop life the roughest. I ain't, hey guys, I never stopped working out and I don't stop now, okay? I'm just on a thinning process right now. I've been eating a little too much. I'm losing my guts, so I've been restricted my calories. No, you need to just start living heavy weight, lower reps.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I love shit pal, he's always on my side. He's not eating it. No, it's what he's naive. I'm not doing any of that fucking stuff, but I might start. You never know. He's so convincing when he says this shit You've ever showed too long to put up his bulls so I had an age spot That's a pre-cancer like you get these little things so what the doctor goes. I got a freeze that off now
Starting point is 00:04:34 It's a middle of my nose Cinnamon middle of my nose. Who's your doctor? Well, I'll do all these pictures all the time now I'm just determined talk so I go oh you went in yeah, I'm Mark right I Chimprasthal what kind of shit hole fucking studio did you buy for yourself lights are falling? I've got hard to Camera's fucking lights are falling down here. You still hey you still doing the podcast out of your apartment that people got a Paper you know what anyways what we say about that I
Starting point is 00:04:59 Waste you know what I the next time you come on my podcast. You know what I want I'm seriously I want to have you on I don't want to talk about fights. I don't want to talk about freckles or fucking what I want to do no bullshit is The business of Brendan job Deal straight up because straight up because I Fuck with you. I respect you and and I'm all these hate nass bitches out there and Brendan doesn't say because Brendan Joe but all these hate and ass nameless bitches out there nameless jealous ass Hating ass. I used to be a dormant at the comedy club comedians ass motherfuckers that have been Hating my mate. I don't know if him or he hires somebody to make him business decisions because we know he's dumb as a Fucking Rock or maybe not this motherfucker when you come on the podcast, the business of a friend and shot.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Yeah, that's dude, brother. Because I knew it directly at the camera and said that shit. Oh yeah, because I know these hating ass jealous ass bitches, you know, working out there like, oh, I hopefully I can do this whole flack, I can do that. Pritch straight up, I want to talk about the business of a friend and shot, but I'm just doing. I respect, like when I heard about like you had the thing,
Starting point is 00:06:02 you know, the room here in every single time, like when I just like, I always the thing you know the room here and every single time Like when I just like I always hit him like yo, I fuck with you because I don't know is your brother making the decisions because your punch is Walk right? Yeah, it's CT gets where his brother is the guy behind it. He's the last one Brandy goes like this I'll have your brother on. He just, he's your friend, he's gonna go like this. Oh, good. Yeah, fucking, yeah, Jave me,
Starting point is 00:06:25 I live in Denver. Oh, shit, all this stuff. You know what, he's good at, he's good at, he'll outwork it, he'll outcrime you. He just keeps moving. He just goes like this, he goes, cool, what did he say? Yeah, he's got a bag.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Oh, I hate me, let's go. I'll keep moving. You don't fucking talk, you just move. He keeps moving, man. But what do we gonna do? Like, yeah, I've never had anybody good hate on me, ever, ever. It doesn't matter if they're good or not good. I had does though, if they're good,
Starting point is 00:06:47 then at least there's some, here's some people doing it. There's some people doing it. No, you know what I'm talking about? If they're good, at least I'll acknowledge it. Hate-n-ass bitches. And Brian will tell you this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Cause, well, you've done a little acting. I'm like, we're now acting. You've got the, but don't you find, he's on Netflix, he's on YouTube. I know, I know. A lot of shows. And I'm like a renowned actor. You've got a door. But don't you find, he's on Netflix. I know, I know. A lot of shows. And I'm also, can you plug my tour? Yeah, treat me like you don't know me.
Starting point is 00:07:10 Plug my tour. Okay, what, what, you're back on tour? I thought you shut it down. I thought you were going to go tour. What's your name? I'm like, you thought we were crazy for going out. What's your name? Don't wrap up on that.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I thought you were going to wait till there's zero cases of code. She's going to start saying all this. I called it a rap so hard or something? No, viral load tour. Viral load. I'll be in San Francisco at Cops Comedy with you guys have all played. Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:32 This week in the fifth and sixth. Is it shameful that I'm having to plug myself? Don't you usually do a pre-interview with people you don't know? Never. You do, motherfucker. When you get like a guest, have we ever?
Starting point is 00:07:41 No, dude, this is all off the cuffs. You'll be at Cops. I had no idea that Cubs. That's why I thought you, I thought you weren't performing with 2024 until the back. Don't you fuck 2020, are you? Hold on, team time out. Time out.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Are you following me on Instagram? I don't have, yeah, yeah, I don't look at, you know what? I don't know, you're on your runs this year. I don't look at it. I know I don't need to look at this. I swear, I believe. I think I may not be and I should be. I just, you son of a bitch. I know know me when the chips were down who's hitting you?
Starting point is 00:08:08 No, I know I get fuck you shoulderless fuck. Okay, hold on. I'm gonna follow you right now. You shoulderless Fuck you. Take it easy, dude. Let me I'm following you all right. I got shoulders like the girl from June I got shoulder I'm gonna say you. She switched up the game. I got the Elliott Page. Same shoulders. Let me do my plump. That's Elliott Page shoulders.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Elliott Page. You follow what I say here. Cobb's company this weekend. Yep, Sam Fran. Cobb's company club. Next weekend, I am at Caroline's on Broadway, New York City. Follow her. You're just going to all the blue states.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Keep going, you're in cell notes. And then Phoenix. Phoenix to be good. And's good and alive. Yeah And then great club continue on tour the rest of the year in 2020 Michael rap report comedy dot com do it Michael comedy dot com he's in San Francisco He's got seven hours in the name No, it ain't motherfucker. Okay, Michael rap
Starting point is 00:09:02 New York and then he's in Phoenix. And then continuing, and then he's doing it, you'll catch him. Yeah, you're a killer. Give me that plug, motherfucker. I just gave him that. That was the plug, huh? Because you'll normally, at the end,
Starting point is 00:09:13 you really have to three hours of submitting people into boring, like give us your days. And I'm like, no one's watching, no one's listening anymore. That's true. But the point that I was gonna say is, Brian, don't you find, like you find actors who are nuts are not even as close as the kind of hating jealous ass motherfuckers comedians are?
Starting point is 00:09:34 Yeah, I would say that there's a darkness. First of all, I would also not have been saying. I would use comedian, that's using comedian loosely. I think what happens is with comedy, thank you. Comedy's one of those things where you can say you're a comedian and you can just hang around a comedy club and you have 10 minutes of bad material. Or even good, or even good. I'm not even saying that you're, or even good. You could be good.
Starting point is 00:09:58 You could have a Netflix special and be a Hateness bitch. That's for sure. But for no reason, that's for sure. Because they're typically torn. You have a new Netflix special and be a H.A.N.S.B. for no reason. That is true. This thing about rap.
Starting point is 00:10:11 If you hate on rap, he's not a guy who ignores it. Yeah, he's gonna call me down those. There's a bunch of chips on the preckled shoulder. Yeah, you know. Well, because it's like, if you hate, like, be ready. Be ready. Because you're gonna get that rap smoke. And rap's back in New York.
Starting point is 00:10:27 All the smoke. Rap he's back in the room. I always, I always smoke. I always smoke shout out to Steven Jackson and Matt Potter. Shout out to, yeah, shout out to my guy. But Mike, I used to get hate all the time. Really? As a comedian?
Starting point is 00:10:39 Really? Yes. Could you an actor going to say? The knock on me was, I couldn't write material so I had to perform or I was, I was, like Jim Carrey. I was kind of like a little bit for comedians I was a little bit Versus when I was younger a little what a little cute compare I was I was good looking compared to so you there's when you were young I'm cuz my neck my shoulders my eyes
Starting point is 00:10:58 I just like oh, there's that cute I'm a varsity cock these No way. I don't think they're so serious. No way ever. You're like, I'm a varsity cop. You were never called a varsity cop. I'm a varsity cop. These like, I don't think they were saying I'm a bloom cause you want to fuck. I don't think people were saying. You're the no one said you were a hot comedian.
Starting point is 00:11:15 The rap on me was this guy's an athlete, any symmetrical and makes us uncomfortable in the auction room because the guys want to be in the girls. Be with you. Oh, you're like the Marlon Brando of comedy. That's what I was hearing and I don't believe that, but that's what the, that's what. And all the comments are all you talk about, bro. And I was just doing what Marlon brand was right now and ever come up in the same,
Starting point is 00:11:33 like conversation within an hour. They call me the brand of comedy and I, and I don't, that's a stupid thing to say, but that's what they said. So I said that. So when people say, though, but then when people see, when people see you, you look that good and you're coming in going They could good and mowing down crowds. Yeah, come on. Okay, so we can't handle this. They hate That's what the hate came from yeah jealous ass
Starting point is 00:11:53 No, but by the way, I'm envy is a good comedian. I always jealous of I'm like, yo, that motherfucker funny. No should be inspiring Yeah, I'm like I'm like like I'm like, yo, yeah, it's firing and like I'm like, yo, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, yeah, it's firing. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, you know, like, but don't you expect, don't you expect, I always expect it hated. But especially rap, like you, like, cause you're not, like you're a little bit like me even more so polarizing where you stand, we know.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Like there's certain guys, that walks a straight line, like they don't want pissed anybody off. Yeah. Well, but I don't mind pissed. Like you have a strong opinion. I have a strong your fan, but fans fuck with it. That's why they tune into you Yeah, but everybody twos into it, but no a lot of people a lot of people don't yeah, but a lot of people a lot of Nine, you know, it's crazy on social media, which is a whole other place a whole different a lot of people come to talk shit It's all the politics. That's the thing. I know I know there's A lot of people come to talk shit. It's all the politics. That's the best.
Starting point is 00:12:46 And I know there's a lot of people out there watching and I know you're mad about Trump and you thought JFK and RFK were gonna come back to life this week. Just chill, we're chilling, everybody's cool. Don't worry about it. Just chill, I know a lot of people get upset about it. Was that a real thing?
Starting point is 00:12:59 That was a real thing, Q and I thought JFK was gonna come back and like, JFK and RFK, they thought, and then he said, that's Russian. Another one was gonna come back. J.F.K. and R.F.K. They thought, and then he, and then we need, that's Russian. No, they were saying, J.F.K. Juni.
Starting point is 00:13:08 And then we didn't appear at the site of where his father got shot down. They were like, oh, he's gonna be on stage with the Rolling Stones at night. But that's all Russian, no, you put too much of it. It's not though.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Brian, it is. It's also crazy, Q and I. It's just crazy people. How could Russian bots make you think, oh, John John's coming back to life? Well, because there's an entire Ministry of Propaganda. There's no propaganda that can make me believe, think or so next.
Starting point is 00:13:33 That's Q&A. Of course, of course, that's cool. I think you can't just blame out Russian bots. Russian bots shouldn't be able to convince you that John if Kennedy Jr.'s coming back to life. That's the whole fucking thing. Can you imagine telling your friends? They went there.
Starting point is 00:13:47 If I went home and I told my dad, like, hey, Dad, I'm going this thing because JFK's was show up. Have you ever had a conversation? My dad go, what? Dad, you'll come back. Yeah, he'd be like, go get really the last name. Don't come back to this shit.
Starting point is 00:13:58 Yes, yeah, but you know what? Here's what I, because of my podcast, Conspiracy, Social Club on Rockfin, thanks so much. I talked to this a lot of these people, and here's the thing about that community. First of all, you have the people that are actually doing the research, and then you have people that are coming out
Starting point is 00:14:15 with the theories, and then you have a group of people that are here to it. I have a suspicion, is that if you really put a gun to their head and said, do believe this they less believe it and they enjoy The part of a community this fun, you know, there's There's You could play pick a basketball I know you could go bug like they have a group not when you're isolated not when you're isolated And all you have is your computer and you're lonely, but get on twit and you're angry get on twitch
Starting point is 00:14:40 Yeah, they do pickable they all do that to do that to but they only meet on Tai Chi Get on Twitch. Yeah. They do pickable. They all do that too. But they only meet on Twitch. They have meetings on. They came out the other day because they said John John was coming back to life. That's insane. That's so crazy. What are you doing?
Starting point is 00:14:54 Nicotine dog. Oh, you haven't seen me in a while. I'm a nicotine. Anyway, so, she got some addiction issues. You haven't seen me in a while. I'm losing my hair, Brennan. I know, dude, you messed up.
Starting point is 00:15:04 You messed up, man. My hair is falling out. You could have prevented it, while. I'm losing my hair, Brennan. I know, dude, you messed up. You messed up, man. It's falling out. You could have prevented it, dude. Because my friends at Keepes, they can prevent hair loss, man. Yeah, you know, two out of three men will experience some form of hair loss by time the 35th.
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Starting point is 00:16:12 Dude, it's finally a big thing. But it's all over. But it's a guy it's hard to admit that sometimes. Oh man, drop your ego. Well, but I mean, people are like, but mental health is a thing. Yeah, so make people struggling with it, man. A lot of people are struggling with it right now. They don't feel like they're normal selves.
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Starting point is 00:17:27 you're basically, you're just, you're just like L.A. But it's fought, yeah, but as far as the life of New York, it's back. A hundred percent. No, no mask on the street though. Some people, no mask on the street. Some people, you don't have to wear it, but some people wear it when I first got there,
Starting point is 00:17:41 which was, well, when I was first there during the pandemic, whatever, there was more mask, but now it's like, you know, you protect, which was, well, when I was first there during the pandemic, whatever, there was more mass. But now it's like, you know, you protect, you know, you protect yourself, you need to protect yourself. But New York as far as just a city is back rolling, thriving. It's a fucking, I'm so happy being back in New York full time. I think it's a coincidence.
Starting point is 00:18:00 You come back now. It's thriving. Boom, boom. What's up, Doug? Boom. You got that tough. I like how people, some people were counting New York out and they were selling their real estate and stuff And I was like you're you're you're betting against New York City But they do your city they've done that even prior to the COVID they've always been like California screwed New York screwed Yeah, something to be the two best my my father tells a story in the 70s was late 70s
Starting point is 00:18:22 He had one of his friends said yeah said his one of his friends was begging him He said I'll sell you my apartment. It was on Central Park West or something. He goes I'll sell it to you for one dollar Because he didn't want to pay the taxes on it. He was paying Jesus and because nobody one are you serious? Where did God trump one of the reasons trump made his money? Because he bought all that real estate in the 70s dad Well, it was yeah, and so did I had oh yeah, bro And on the west side of the west out you couldn't get rid of your fuck, but even even Brooklyn's pop in that Oh, there's no like huge huge
Starting point is 00:18:52 Bronx and and and you know Bronx Bronx in 20 years gonna be like Brooklyn now. Yeah, it's already starting to Percolate. Yeah, yeah, but like just vacation just just yeah, and you know bronches heavily There's a lot of housing projects. So it's tougher, but but and it's so fucking big But I mean it's New York City man. It's it's just this fucking greatest city on earth And I know just respect to the other places. It's just a dope fucking place and you know You got a new mayor too who what I heard the rumor is it's he's this black dude He's coming in he's this black dude, he's coming in, he's getting red ball. Why say black? Because I-
Starting point is 00:19:27 Eric Adam, Eric Adam. He's got him because he was a cop. And he's gonna come out, he's not doing any of the mandates. Hear this? So can you ever- I'm just not gonna really take my factual information from a gorilla. Oh, that's hot.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Are you calling the governor of the mayor gorilla? You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it governor of the mayor gorilla or you? You got it you got it you have easy here, but you a fucking eight okay, all right? I'm calling you. I'm not taking my fucking news my information my facts my science my accounting I'll take a bunch anything from his brother not from from his brother not from you Monkey See I'll be dice to dice your dad. He's not a monkey A lot of you got new fans since I've been on last and a lot of new for the brand new cool
Starting point is 00:20:27 Funny you got pocket you have No, they they think but now it's some of those fans haven't seen me on cuz I haven't been on that sure Have you ever seen me beat this motherfucker's ass on his pocket? You haven't seen it new fits the old fans have seen it. The old fans have seen it. And the old fans also know Michael Rappport created the fighter and the kid guest to the year segment. I created it. I don't know if that true.
Starting point is 00:20:53 Is that true? I think you did, yeah. Did he? Yeah, he came up with it. Oh, Chris won. Yeah, he claimed it. Chris won. You came in the close, you came in the third.
Starting point is 00:21:00 You came very close. Fifth. You came very close. I'm glad Chris won. I respect Chris's tough guess. Tough gets to compete with, but when you create, you should just say it is the Mike rap work fan of the year award.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Period on the fight of the kid. So it should be the Michael rap report. That's for. Yeah, but you give it to another person. Yeah, so it's the Vince Lombardi trophy. Yeah, it's the rapper award. It's the Vince Lombardi trophy. Yeah, it's the rap trophy.
Starting point is 00:21:22 That like that shit. What kind of a what what's saying would you have under the trophy? Would you have a quote from from Michael rap? No, no, just a name alone. You can because I wanted to be fight or in the truck with freckles. What? I thought we were vibing.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I thought we were vibing it. No, I told you with freckles. Now he would his quote would be like, that's fucking whack or something. Oh, well, he'll say yeah yeah yeah your legs crossed yeah why you're sitting and because cross applesauce yeah I like it I have a mark on my nose would you do that before shows well that's a good question I've taught you into this that so the dermatologist said you went there
Starting point is 00:22:01 I've been looking at the ston on my nose I've been putting it off and she said, I said how, like along with the species, well it's gonna, it's gonna scab up and in about seven days and I thought, but I'll heal fast so maybe it'll be three days, but it's not as good. How many days ago did you do it? I did it yesterday. It looks, today's gonna, today's not as bad
Starting point is 00:22:19 as it's gonna be on Saturday. Saturday will be better. It gets worse. It's just, yeah. Just try and then the makeup's not gonna make it better. Do they do it here too? Yeah. And here.
Starting point is 00:22:27 But it's just like, yeah, let him have it. Just be, he had to do it. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's all for hell. My skin comes with fantastic after that. I don't know, man. Dude, you, you, you look like shit, Brian. No, I don't. You, you, you, you, you, that, this lighting is shit,
Starting point is 00:22:42 but if you see it, the lighting is fucked up. Good lighting, it's in the studio. And good lighting. Light's light, you know? Because of the way my cheekbones and my lips like if you wanna see me, all bullshit aside. You wanna see me with a really relaxed face? Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Without bullshit. Go ahead, just normal face. How you wake up? How I wake up? All right. Do it. Put your lips, there you go. That's me relaxed.
Starting point is 00:23:05 You all right? But your forehead is doing that thing with all the wrinkles. Yeah That doing it. I'll look don't do it. Don't do it. You're a dermatologist tells you they'll look rich and crazy Yeah, yeah, don't do it. We do Botox. Yes bullshit Botox. I I knew people and many I know you had your lids done though I did have my like a judge. I got a job, I got a job online somewhere though. Did they do ears? No, I'm talking to you. Yes. Maybe it's time, you're not fighting, maybe we get that fucking ear fix.
Starting point is 00:23:31 No, you know who offered to do it? Who? The botched doctors. They should do it. Nah, it's a badge of honor. If I get rid of this, there's all credibility in the space. In fighters fight, there's like, it'd be bad, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:42 I get so much shit for it. I like the cauliflower. I would. What are they draining or something? Yeah, they got to scrape that shit out with his. Yeah, they scrape it and then it's actually it's actually involved thing. I think I'm sure you know might might you're here
Starting point is 00:23:56 when he got bitten a fight right? You got a bit in street fight. Oh, you some motherfucker in you that's some bronc shit. Is that true? Yeah, where'd you go? You go in the front fight. I mean, I'm my fucker bit me in a street fight and I was like I was like
Starting point is 00:24:10 That's not the you that's breaking the rules man like it's like we're not in a this isn't one like a told death fight Like we're early in the fight. I was in New York shit That's the picture you win. I was winning. He bit my hair was like kind of like what is it called when a fight is? That's a counter. Oh, let's call it off. Yeah, like a counter. I was like, hey, we're done. I'm in a bit my ear, man.
Starting point is 00:24:28 That's zu your shit, man. That's what you get though. Did he have a, like, what did he say? Like, oh, I'm sorry. No, I just, I don't know if he probably doesn't watch this, but like, it's like, yo, man, you know, he like, he knew, like, come on, me, you bite my ear. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:43 That's a grab and dicks, but it's not like, this wasn't like a death, till death match. Yeah, that's a grabbing dicks But it's not like this wasn't like a death until death match Yeah, there just was it over back That's the point is basketball some shit. I guess it doesn't matter. It's too long story We got just light wrestling and then you got no we were fighting this was a fight this was a no one to the ground Street fight this is a scary thing you took you to the ground You got to I took him to the ground and what happened was he was on top his face I was on top of him my hand the weight of my body and the strength of my myself
Starting point is 00:25:08 It was on it of course. I couldn't get my hands from underneath it Car so I was stuck so and we were like he was here It was literally some Michael Mike Tyson a van a holy It's a good move to back off. Yeah, cuz why you need to do something you're on top of them He said like this? I play for keeps. Nah, nah. You're your cosine in this shit?
Starting point is 00:25:31 I need to know what the fight was over before I cosine it. It literally was over some, you're probably talking shit. No, no, no, no, no. I was with the pride going hard in the pain. I was with some really tough guys and like, fine tough, tough guys. And like, fine tough. Tough guys.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Street dudes, like street dudes. New York street dudes. Let her tell a story. Street dudes, it was literally over. One of them had just gotten out of the hospital because he had gotten shot seven times. Like, these are straight like, and then two other dudes, it doesn't matter,
Starting point is 00:25:58 but it was a crazy fight. I mean, it was nuts, but I'm just saying it wasn't at the point where you start, but I just don't think you like another white guy I was the only white guy. Yep called it. Damn you that crazy white boy. Okay, my guy. That was a crazy white boy Pop it off fucking cheddar Bob. Oh plan. All plan. I'm not a white group of black dude. Yeah, he's the craziest and I get the ear bit Yeah, and my friend who had just gotten out of just got out of the hospital
Starting point is 00:26:25 after getting shot six times, he had staples and they thought it was the funniest thing that my ear got bit because they've been there. Yeah, they're level like. Yeah, they're level. And I'm like, I can't feel my ear. Like I can't, where's my look? Did a piece come off or was just like,
Starting point is 00:26:39 the whole piece, look at this fucking ear. It is good. Yeah. We're out on a Kyrie Irving? Talking sports, fellas, take a break. We out on Kyrie Irving. In terms of playing or not playing? Yeah, with a vaccine. This is my thing with it.
Starting point is 00:26:51 I don't think you're more- Look at our Rogers. He got it this week. Devante Adams, Chris Middleton. Yeah, they've been going- They're all gonna be throwing me fine. But the thing is with Kyrie Irving, whether you're pro vaccine or against it,
Starting point is 00:27:03 my thing is you must not like basketball enough because if you would have gave, like, let's say Kobe or Jordan were playing during this backstage thing, they'd be like, dude, I'm not missing a game, put that knee on my fucking eyes. Only can shoot the ball. Good point. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:27:16 So when I hear him, I'm like, I'm not gonna do it. You don't love basketball the same way these other games do it. He definitely does it. It'll be the first to tell you. He's on that flat earth shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yo, you know
Starting point is 00:27:28 I don't you know he it's so fucking redundant like he's either gonna play not play I if you're saying that Eric Adams is gonna change that that's the rumor. I know first you was I was hard first was hard to do is now that's the rule You pulled away. You know you had a new mayor so I did let's stand Twitter a little longer Palazio not do blasio For governor yeah, and he ain't gonna win. There's no fucking way to Thank you. Oh, look with death Anyway, but I'm enjoying NBA. I know these guys could like tune out like Ryan's like, you can go, no, I can, I can
Starting point is 00:28:08 hang NBA. You can, Brian, you can watch this. I'll, I'll pepper in with some comments. Keep, okay. Are you fucking with NBA? I don't fuck with it till after the law started. I don't do a fuck about early back. Are you fucking with football?
Starting point is 00:28:18 Oh, yeah. Who, who, who, are you Denver, right? Denver's my team, but they're suck so bad. Cowboys are my kids. I'm here. He watched. I'm asking him kids on here. He watch fuck. I'm asking him now. Can I just tell you how the,
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Starting point is 00:29:00 I don't know I've been you know how I act like I know football Yeah, so I literally I got I got Dallas I got Dallas I know I'm Dallas they didn't correct me, but I must have looked like the biggest fucking idiot or they are third You said this one. No, I don't they weren't any I said no football and they let it fucking weird I would one of them looked at me one of them looked at me weird and he didn't know oh god damn it I was trying to be cool because they were working they were they're yeah, you look like a fucking Cool because they were working there. They're they you look like a fucking dammit. You look like a fuck boy Cuz I was like I fall into a tattoo who I got fuck boy fuck boy Don't do that. I like that. What about this weekend? Kamaru gonna you gonna fuck up Kobe, Covington again
Starting point is 00:29:40 You hate Kobe. Do you think association with like Candace Owens and Trump or what? No, no, no. As a fighter. You know, it's an act, right? You know this. I know what you're acting. We covered this.
Starting point is 00:29:51 I know you got short-term memory loss. We covered this. I think the last time I was on the podcast, you've been here in two years. What kind of act is that? You live in a bubble. When you're doing an actor persona. You know who he is, though, right?
Starting point is 00:30:00 You know, like people know who he is. Who is he? Kobe Kevinton. I know who he is. That's why I did it. But I don't know who he was before he did. Oh, oh, I say, well, who cares with you? It's a page of Chale Sonan's book. It's like, you like, you want to be the heel.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Like he's just leaning in that. There's a better way to be the heel. What should he do? Talk shit. You know, like, there's a better way than like a so-shade with something that you don't even believe in. It's like, I don't know what he believes in,
Starting point is 00:30:23 but he about to get that maggot jaw again. You got a prediction on that fight? Uh, I do. I'd rather hear them lose me in. Yeah, yeah. What do you know? I got easy. I struggle with fighting.
Starting point is 00:30:34 No, easy. You like, you'll watch something. Yeah, I watch something. I watch this one. You never heard more about it from being around this fucking govone? Yeah. I mean, govone.
Starting point is 00:30:43 What is a govone? Fucking just like just this. I'mone? Yeah. I mean, g-gav-one. What does a g-gav-one? Fucking just like, just this. I've got loot. I've got loot. I've got big-g-g-gav-one. He's got big-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g Guys Something yeah, no, you know, I know you're like you're jerking off like oh We want Brendan to take a shirt off. That's not how it's going What the fuck is that? In the comments in the comments
Starting point is 00:31:14 New fans are like labor is an asshole First Scotty Pippin' now let me bird the whole asshole. You guys can quit please. But you see your boy Scotty going hard on the paint too? I'm Jordan. Bucking. For what? I feel bad for Scotty because you know Scotty has had,
Starting point is 00:31:36 he's lost money so many times with business deals. He's got, and that's what this is all about. And that's his own doing, but what's interesting is. He's got fucked a couple of times. Yes and no, but like when he's talking about contract issues and stuff like that, do you realize he made more money in his MBA career than Jordan did? When he left, I went to Houston, Portland.
Starting point is 00:31:55 If you just spent the MBA career, I know. Dude, he made more money in the MBA than Michael Jordan did. Michael Jordan has his shoes and all that and commercial. Yeah, but as far as straight up for playing basketball, Scotty Pipp had made more money than Michael Jordan has his shoes and all that and commercial. Yeah, but as far as straight up for playing basketball, Scotty Pippet made more money than Michael Jordan. You know what, in defense of Scotty? For your dick. Because I like Scotty.
Starting point is 00:32:12 Scotty, when you look at the last sentence and you read up on Scotty in his life and how he came up and the poverty and his whole story, we talk about abuse, we talk about people's trauma and all that shit. Scotty's a guy who became famous, was riding. And you know this, with fame, especially when you get it at a young age, it's stunt you.
Starting point is 00:32:36 It's stunt your growth. And the fact that he's got fucked up on business deals and he's got money stolen and all that shit. There's a lot of trauma there. That's what it sounds like. It is, and I threw bathroom, but it's like, why you lash, like there's a better way to. Don't lash out at Jordan.
Starting point is 00:32:52 He's not the one. And you not. But do you hear him, like, I forget, it was after the last dance came out, like six weeks later, he's like, yeah, Phil Jackson's racist. Crazy. But then he came out just recent was like, once I saw that in writing, I was like, yeah, Phil Jackson's racist. Crazy. But then he came out just recent was like,
Starting point is 00:33:06 once I saw that in writing, I was like, oh fuck. I know, he's like, he goes, I made a mistake. He said that. He was when I saw that in writing. When did he say that? Because he had to keep it up. He's been sure to take the last second shot and opposed to him.
Starting point is 00:33:16 And he's like, in my mind, I came up with that. The only reason he had to have him take the last shot is because he's racist. He's like, he's like, he's a bug. But even Scott, he's like, he's done make sense. I don't, he's like, I didn't mean that. But no one, no, I didn't, most people don't even catch it. It's fucked up.
Starting point is 00:33:29 I don't want to blast that out, but I know. I apologize for that. He's like, I didn't mean that. I feel bad for Scotty, but you, if you're gonna talk shit, don't talk shit about Michael Jordan. Like, come on, I mean, it's not gonna fly out. It's just not gonna fly. It's just all off of me.
Starting point is 00:33:41 It's a, it's a no win situation. It is no win situation. You try to sell books though. That's what he's doing. Cause he's like a memoir. It's like if I was talking about me, like you know, it's like, come on, no one's buying it more of me.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I only saw that he said he, but I only saw that he said he's so condescending. It couldn't have been more condescending. That was the what the trash I heard. Was that more? Michael was? Yeah, Michael was a motherfucker. He said it was a bit,
Starting point is 00:34:02 it's a bit more than that. Or was it just, he said they didn't really have a relationship. They just shitted on him bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit bit Jordan retired player dude for sure top 50 top 50 for sure I thought that's not even top 30 or something he you argue but he could he's whatever I mean I mean also MVP when Jordan left like he could be high skyddy people to fuck you could six really he's sick but something's not right nonetheless it's something's also not right with you what is the way you're looking and everything I'm firing I watched the last dance here's here's a real quick on the last dance. I love how you just cut them off.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Well, it would be real quick for Steve Nate. Steve Nate Smith came out and was like, but cut them off and like, and then what are you gonna do about it, bitch? Say that. Like I'm cutting you off and what are you gonna do about it, bitch? I'm gonna try to report that into the wrestling. I'm gonna show with him.
Starting point is 00:35:01 But if you can do a Ripper Ports tour, this is what the time is. Hey, I'm Brian Camel, it's back. I love it. We got the PMAs 10, 10, 10, the blow PMA Day, and we also, we did some wrestling. We get in the fights sometimes. I'll stop him around.
Starting point is 00:35:13 So then I'll stop him. I'm gonna answer the problem. People want to see, people want to see you do it. Like just, more of it. Not even say it. Like, you don't even have to do it. Like, if you're just gonna go, and what are you gonna do about it, bitch?
Starting point is 00:35:22 Yeah. And then I come at him. And the thing is, because of my age spots, I just like, I would love for you to try it. And I're just gonna go and what are you gonna do about it bitch? Yeah, and then I come at him and the thing is cuz of my age spots I love to slap you around a little bit I would love for you to try and I drop kick you in front of your new face She pals never seen it's she pales my man like I fuck with chappelle real life more than I fuck with both You you at that now you you had him pick you up from you up from your Airbnb or where the fuck you got out here. Coffee shop.
Starting point is 00:35:50 Coffee shop. You stay at the Red Roof Inn. You had him pick you up. Because you know, if you would call me, I would have said fuck off. I would have if Chappelle could do it. I mean like, Uber, bitch. Yeah, I would have been saying Uber. Not black though.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Oh no, no. I would have been like, I should be it motherfuckers. You've been ride share bitch. I'm not getting that word. I'm gonna be a Viet motherfucker. You've been ride share bitch. I'm not riding. I'm not riding. I'm not riding. You've been ride share bitch.
Starting point is 00:36:09 I'm not riding. You've been ride share bitch. I'm not riding. You've been ride share bitch. I'm not riding share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. I'm not riding share bitch. You've been ride share bitch.
Starting point is 00:36:17 You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride share bitch. You've been ride stuff. He was booking the ride for him.
Starting point is 00:36:25 We booked it like a week ago, cause I got on this day, and you pick him up at 4 p.m. Oh, well, he ordered a black car, but the way Uber works, if there's no black cars, they send whatever's available. So I get a call from Rampage, furious, goes, dude. You sent me a fucking Prius.
Starting point is 00:36:41 I agreed to do your show. And you sent me a Prius, but the orange can't help it. What's it like? his manager has said that? No I am pretty serious He's called himself I don't blame him
Starting point is 00:36:49 He called me yeah I don't blame him And dude I just move this neighborhood There's flying pictures everywhere I'm checking my good impression I walk out of here Is this fucking Prius How did huge dent in the side buddy
Starting point is 00:36:58 I think I am so sorry Joe He's a big motherfucker too right Big boy yes He's great though He's cool about it He came on this show. Uh, fight combat. Fight combat.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Outdoor about that. You don't know enough about fighting. Look at, hey, TBN. You know, do you know what you're about to see an end and stuff? You follow you again? Yeah, I do. I'm not a hard, hard corporate. But you have a, you have a, you have to see.
Starting point is 00:37:18 So, so you got, do you have Usman knockout or no? Yes, it goes to distance. Yeah, crazy. Like, great fight though. Great fight. Crazy. Usman could knock him out. goes to this crazy great fight though great fight Crazy Usman could knock him out. He's knocking his ass out Easy would what happened the last time I wanted to they stopped in the stop fifth after he was getting his ass Kim was a good fight though it was a he it was a good fight, but he was never Winning that fight. I see I don't like your animosity towards Kobe because he's a Trump guy.
Starting point is 00:37:47 A fake Trump guy. You know Kobe had Candace Owens walk out with him. No, he did. I like Candace Owens. You do? Yeah, I don't agree with a lot of the shit she says. Sometimes I think the Alec Baldwin thing she said was distasteful. Yeah, too much.
Starting point is 00:38:02 You called that out. It's like, yo, this is a fucking accident, but you know why you're going after Alic Balboa. I understand that, but that's the right taste. Oh, no, I agree. I don't agree with it, but all the pro right people want super hard to show. No, but I'm talking about like if you're like Candace,
Starting point is 00:38:19 and I've said this before, I read her book, I listen to her podcast, I watch her show, I don't agree with everything she says, but she's a good thinker, and I like a lot of the things she says. I don't know what's smoking hot, dude. I don't agree with a lot of the things she says. Sure.
Starting point is 00:38:36 We're throwing all that in. I'm just, we're based talking more about her mind. We covered that. But that being said, and because I am informed about her, like not a lot of people aren't informed about her, I was like, and she calls herself a Christian,
Starting point is 00:38:50 and I had just watched her go on the show, the show that week, because I do watch it, and listen to it, she did a whole episode of her show on, the Daily Wire about how she adores her grandfather what he meant to her her and then two days later she's belittling the death of another woman who's another mother and it's like fuck from shit fuck the SNL fuck tell it to me something yeah something sacred and they don't need to agree period period so and that being said I do fuck with her and as a thinker and I think
Starting point is 00:39:23 she's a smart person, but I'm just like, when anybody, like, too much. Junior? Like, yo, have junior with the shirts? Come on, man. Sounds shirts. Wait, sure.
Starting point is 00:39:33 I say guns don't kill people, Alex Baldwin did. How do you guys not know this? How do you guys not know this? I hate that stuff. It's crazy. That toxic shit is so bad. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:39:41 It's like, listen, I mean, and you know, just from acting, Alex Baldwin, when you're giving that gun, first of all, I can't believe, I've never had a rule one time. I'm gonna take my No, but she said I've never been given a gun on the set where they didn't show you I know they show you the fucking gun They empty none of it makes it but what now they're saying there's like they they were trying to sabotage the set because They were so disgruntled. No, or they treat that Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:40:05 No, it is not how it works. No, that's the, that's a Newark post today. But it's just a terrible fucking terrible accident. Yeah, it's not to be made light up. And it's like, you know, you could say, I'll at boy when this Trump did, you been like, this guy accidentally shot and killed a woman.
Starting point is 00:40:22 His life is fucked up. His life is fucked up. The talk about trauma, That's really not good. They say it's a trauma with this bullshit about you just because he doesn't align with you politically. Doesn't mean you fucking attack him. Yeah, but this is why we're at different places. It's kicking a horse in the walls. But you're a whole lot of gun under show. You ever done a movie or like you ever played a cop or like the movie. The guns and stuff like I never see right along the show. You ever done right?
Starting point is 00:40:46 Yeah, fuck yeah, I had a gun. I was a bad guy in that though, but I played a cop and dirty cop. What else you got from it? What was that? That was it though, right? Just that one? I've just done it.
Starting point is 00:40:55 What? I think I've done a bunch of other stuff. You had a gun and hang over it. I had a no. No, I got shot though. I got shot and hang over it. Hang over it too. I got shot and hang over it.
Starting point is 00:41:04 Look at Brian Brian there you go Yeah, I'm a cutie pie. I did watch have Johnny legs on here. I love Johnny man I'm gonna talk about it. I'm out of town town one-man show is one man show in New York Yeah, he's done like six of them. Yeah, yeah, fuck you was good And when that was on H.B. Or Showtime was so fucking good. He's stupid good. So good man. He's like, how did you feel being in the presence of a real actor when you were like this? Like, come on, dude.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Yeah, that's so good. Oh shit. Dude, I'm a fucking good actor. Oh, look at us. But he had the, now this was awkward. That was a black guy. Oh, I remember this, Baba. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Do you remember this? Yeah. Yeah, we had, it was awkward for you. And it was, yeah. Why? We'll tell you later, but um The thing is when when he was someone with women well, he used to be single and right single You know and you're dating one person is not I don't know about there
Starting point is 00:41:54 That that was a nice red jacket. Yeah, Brandon. You have a black line of photo. Yeah, I do. Oh, yeah No, I was being sorry. Well, you were you had fight for somebody. I was the UFC then you know is cool When I saw you on what was the show the UFC show ultimately fire? I was the UFC then. You know it was cool when I saw you on what was the show, the UFC show? Ultimate fighter. I was like, this guy's such a fucking dick. Like, yo, I remember, I was like, I love that. I was like, I'm sure a lot of people was like,
Starting point is 00:42:14 this guy's a fucking asshole. Do you remember that show? Remember this, the most viewed Ultimate fighter of all time? Ain't that crazy? That one? Yeah, all of all time. Because it was due. No, Tennessee.
Starting point is 00:42:23 And we weren't sure with Kimbo? Kimbo. Yeah, I'm sure they were watching for you But the great Kimbo I'm sure I'm sure a guy with a story like the great Kimbo slice I'm sure they did but they were like oh we want to watch this fucking baboon You know what else is weird what I was in the finals dude and Kimbo lost the first fight So even after that the ratings were still high as fuck It's just got weird. It's got you in that strange And that's so strange. It's so annoying. I thought the same thing dude. I was like, what are we gonna do sometimes you gotta stand down
Starting point is 00:42:56 Yeah over there you Hey, it's all big. It's all big. I love it. I love it We've never done a part here. It never talks to me about acting. That's not what I expect. I'm a subtle actor. I have nuance to my eye to characters. You don't do any characters.
Starting point is 00:43:13 You do. Guy from New York. Who do you? No. I'm higher learning. I got what the fuck is my character? I'll give rap. No, I'll give rap.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Oh, he's fucking work. Yes. He's always work. What's with this fucking traffic? And I know the new fans are, you stupid dude, can't say nothing about my acting. No, you got to be honest. Oh, he's good.
Starting point is 00:43:32 He's always good. He's good. No, he was good. That's the camera stuff. Oh, he's good. He does, he does work. He's done some shit projects. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:41 But I've been good in the shit project. All right, dude. You're doing it. Yeah, you do some work. I don't fuck around. I saw Hitch. Good movie. Great movie. Only movie that I've ever done, you know,
Starting point is 00:43:51 when you say, oh, if the movie hits a certain amount of money, you get a bonus. Yeah. That fucking thing, I was getting checks before, well, the fucking thing was out. I've never had, and I was like, with the checks are sending me, I imagine what the sending will Smith.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Let me ask you this question. Because it was such a big fucking hit. But my, let me ask you this, do you think with acting, just mainstream acting, doing TV shows, doing movies? It's so different now in terms of trying to make a living, isn't it? I mean, totally.
Starting point is 00:44:16 You know what I mean? How so do I mean? Well, there's no movies. Yeah. The movie businesses could put, unless you're a Marvel guy, yeah. Unless you're a Marvel guy, you know, but you don't get paid much. Unless you're the big Marvel guy. Yeah, I'm a big Marvel character.
Starting point is 00:44:29 You are, but if you're not, if you're not a star in the Marvel movie, you're not, and you're gonna be like, we're gonna be in nine months in some, I don't even know where they shoot Taiwan and Island off the carrywalk. And that's a, you know, you're going on tour, you're doing fucking podcast.
Starting point is 00:44:42 So they're like, it's prestigious, but it's like, you know, it's far as as but the good thing is is for television. There's so many platforms You know there's pros and cons to do the money so the money's not so if you do a TV show Not to pay you because first of all and also the other thing is even if you do a great show on Netflix or something It's 10 episodes if you're fourth lead or something they they lock you into these things And all the time you can't do other shit but then also like the guy from Squid Games of saying he's like you know they didn't know this is gonna be a hit I he's like people saying I'm rich I'm rich you know okay he's gonna be
Starting point is 00:45:12 that's one you be rich rich but they and also you see this bureaucrat see the Squid Games burn on Lebron James Lebron Lebron got on Twitter long sir complain about the ending of Squid Games. The Squid Games creator, Ganna goes, excuse me, sir. Have you seen your new Space Jam movie? Oh. And then he said, I watched the ending to your last six finals. I didn't like the movie.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Oh! I was like, this guy is fucking awesome. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. And then the brunt James was like, is this for real? And I was like, yeah, bitch. And then I just, as much as I like Squid Games,
Starting point is 00:45:43 I liked it even more. Yeah, I mean, yeah, bitch. Wow. Maybe I made your fan a spin I like it even more. Yeah, I mean, yeah, me too. Wow, maybe I'm in your fan's room. Wow, I'm not, no, I mean, I respect the shit out of him. I mean, you're not. Right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:54 No, he's in the night. I don't like certain things, but. The 19th season right now, if he continues, he's MVP this year. If he stays the way he's going, right, and it's granted, we're never played 10 games. 19th season, it's early. I'm just saying he's going right and it's granted we're never played 10 games Nineteen it's early. I'm just saying he's and they're not very good. They're doing all right right now figured out with all those vets They figured out that month's okay is 19 seasons and the way he played this this last week. Yo, he's a savage It's crazy. So in that Tom Brady. He's on that avocado ice cream. Yes, I've realized That's what he's on that drinks.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Do you choose him on your team? Is that a Jordan and their primes? If you're choosing Jordan, I take over everybody. But he's number one. He's the best. Jordan is the best. Why? He's a fucking animal.
Starting point is 00:46:35 And there was no he's a fucking animal. He's like, he killed you. Kobe was closest. Kobe was close. And Aladou was close. Lebron is ridiculous. So how about Lebron physically? Lebron physically is a freak. Freak. But Alado was close. Lebron is ridiculous. So how about Lebron? Lebron physically is a freak. Yeah, freak.
Starting point is 00:46:46 But would you choose Kobe over Lebron? It's tough, man. I mean Lebron is, Lebron is, I think that Lebron James, I don't think he's the best player of all time, but cumulative, and obviously it has to do with injuries. I think he has the best career. That's body of work. Yeah. If he wins, if he wins, even if he doesn't win, but if he does, if he does, if he wins another championship, but it's 19 season last year
Starting point is 00:47:14 before he got injured, he was going to win MVP. So I mean, you know, it's like biggie small. It's like biggie and two pocket. Their body of work is small because they passed. Yeah. Jordan retired Athletes weren't playing into their fucking 19th season now, you know these guys are like they're on that shit that Brian can't afford But he used to be on the body And so the science and all the stuff like so you're gonna see people doing it But 19 years and he's he's not like he hasn't dipped. I don't look at Tom Brady I'm 44 the fuck is going on. It's not that is the nice. He's 44 that's so nuts. And he says he'll play these 50
Starting point is 00:47:52 What's gonna go? I think he's playing I think he's He's MVP this year to he's 44 so yeah, it's a statistically is best season ever the fuck is that He's crazy, and I know they're jamming stats and all they do is throw. I don't care I don't their teams loaded, but I don't know how much do the new rules Have to do with that as you can't hit the corner. He said it. It's still it affects it But I don't care what it is. Yeah, the because defenses are better everyone He's 44 years old. He's also smart because like you know Patrick Mahomes their team sucks the chief suck. They paid him so much money. Yeah. There's no money for anybody else. So they like he's often flying sucks. So but Tom Brady goes no no no I'll take way less just give me tools around me. He wants to watch his money. He has money. I think his life has more
Starting point is 00:48:40 money than he does they say. Yeah he's a fucking asshole. He's a model right? Yeah. Yeah. Supermodel. Yeah. Brazilian. Supermodel. Yeah, and he's a fucking asshole. He's a model right? Yeah, supermodel. Brazilian. Supermodel. She dated Leonardo DiCaprio before that. Ooh, wow. Body bags. Body bags.
Starting point is 00:48:52 How about Pete Davidson? Talk about body bags. Let me tell you something. He's with Kim Kay. He's not the sexiest guy in the world. There's no way. Kate Beckinsale, fucking area on the ground. He's very very Shin Kardashian.
Starting point is 00:49:04 Yeah, Brian I tested this. I know you I could tell you this. I know you've never been to Staten Island I know you've never been to Staten Island. I'm gonna Rhode Island soon Never say that again, why not because never ever say I'm gonna Rhode Island because you're correlating Rhode Island with Staten Island. No, I'm not saying it's kind of same. No, no. That is Ireland. It is Ireland. Yeah, it's like saying, I'm not saying. How far, how far where are they?
Starting point is 00:49:28 How far stand Island Island Island Island Island? Well, what's Rhode Island right now? Well, about four or five hours. Four or five hours? Four or five hours. But they're both standout. No, no, no, no, no want this clip too. This is my third clip on this clip. I'm just gonna have to. No, cuz I repost that.
Starting point is 00:49:47 I'm like a lot of guests. I'm like a lot of guests. I like I post, I repost, you don't have to even tell me. I want this is my third clip. I appreciate it. We'll never hear. He's right, you might even want it because you protect. You might want to cut that out.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Oh no, I don't give a fuck. Okay, okay. No. Anyway, back to you. Back to you. Have you ever been to Staten Island? Yes, how many many times my aunt lived there? So I would go there all okay, but cuz you had spam. I actually did it randomly I did a play there which is really okay
Starting point is 00:50:12 She's the mayor of that outside of outside of your aunt being there and doing a play there desperate for work Yeah, because if you're doing a play in that island, which I was I was 24 the part the point is this Nobody's going to Staten Island, really, unless you're tapping that ass. Period. That's true. Nobody is going to Staten Island. She was in New York with them.
Starting point is 00:50:34 I've been to Staten Island. I'm 51. I've lived in New York my whole life. I've been to Staten Island one time in my life. You know who, who, Tay? One time for work. It's a suburb. It's just, there's nothing to do with it.
Starting point is 00:50:44 It's Staten Italy. It used to be now. nothing to do with it. It's that in Italy. It used to be now. Did you see the King Stan Island with Judd Abta. That was good. It was good. Yeah. But when we talk about Vallez or whatever, what's Vallez?
Starting point is 00:50:55 Vallez, he's the greatest. He's a morisse to me. But when we talk about a stick man, I'm not saying, because they tried to say the other day, he was like the Warren Bady of his generation. You can't, it takes decades to do what Warren Bady does. Now he, he's had three, if he,
Starting point is 00:51:10 well I'm saying it right here. He's fucking Kim Kardashian. You think so? There's no friends. He's fucking Kim Kardashian. And, or he fucked her. And then they might just be, it might be a short-term thing, whatever.
Starting point is 00:51:22 He's got that notch in his bow. So we have Ariana Grande and Kim Kardashian right there. So we're not saying, we're not saying Kim Kardashian. Yeah, Kate, you get the cake. Kate Beckett's also, I'm saying this is Christ. Bangin' and British, right?
Starting point is 00:51:34 Yeah. What do they like him for his vulnerability? But you know, big dick energy came from him. Ariana Grande says he has big dick energy and that's where all the big dick energies shit came from. Hmm. Right.
Starting point is 00:51:44 So if, so I'm saying right now, you don't go to Staten Island just to hang out. Just to hang out. There's no good. You got an aunt or you're just for work. I can't remember any, and by the way, when I say, you go there all the time, see my aunt, that's a lie. You know, that's a lie. That's why I breathe past it. Yeah, because you don't have that kind of compassion or love in your heart I went there on to maybe twice when I was a kid on what's your name play there In 52 years been there twice maybe what's your aunt's name? Emory Best way probably cuz you didn't see her enough. You hate it. I maybe I never went to see you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:52:18 So all the pens I Was just Play there did you do play there was in place. Streetcarning desire at Staten Island It was an original work in Chicago Chicago on bro is Chicago on Staten Island It was called it was called Staten Island. It's called I remember I didn't play couldn't tell you anything about the play, and I remember you looking for one.
Starting point is 00:52:48 I was right, I was still at the neighborhood playhouse on 54th Street, I was still doing, no one cares, but I'm sorry. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm still at a strange stage. This is before I went to Thundin and I did, I did. Because I'm a trained thuz being,
Starting point is 00:53:02 which is why my voice can carry so well, because I'm used to doing forage. Well, if I'm on stage, this is my stage voice. I could see you doing like a Shakespeare thing. I know. It would be fucked up and be like, is this guy playing really fucking? And you know what I did?
Starting point is 00:53:17 I did a fucking monologue and I went, now is the winter of our disconnect. I got a sappy, it's dappy. Go do stand up down the side. Don't do that with that voice. Right, the sellers, the sellers do an open mic. You might wanna do comedy. I audition one time for a fucking
Starting point is 00:53:31 for Shakespeare at the common. And these two very gay men. You must have thought you were doing this. They were so popping in here. They were doing this and I swear to God, the guy goes, and I've just been out of acting. Have you been to, have you taken any voice classes? And I said, I have.
Starting point is 00:53:45 And he said, yes, your voice needs a total rehashing. He said that to you. I'll rehashing. And that, it didn't go well after that. You ever want to, remember this? Did you want to participate in theater in New York City? Like, now, right? Straight to film.
Starting point is 00:53:59 All right, to your tail. Like a straight, you know, like, straight to film. What was your first one, true romance? Zebra head. Movie called Zebra, one Sundance, the same year that Quentin Tarantino, Reservoir, Dog's was there. Oh, fuck, I remember that. It was a big, big booming year for independent film,
Starting point is 00:54:16 that year. Like, I just missed, before, I don't know what you were doing, that, how old are you bringing? 38. The born of 83. Yeah, you were, you were eight years old. Yeah, eight, nine. Cause you were like, oh my, we'll lift, we'll lift, whip lift way to boom. I bang my head against wool boom like that football players
Starting point is 00:54:29 You do like that. I was like You do in 20 years only making more money than rap even though he's in all these movies I think I was more like that business business of Brendan shop. I don't I never talk business To watch all business talk to him or his brother, but one of those motherfuckers is smart Young rap look at you movie good movie look at you as a young you look exactly the same like thank you I do it that hair is still strong now that that was strong the curl curls were popping That's what is you know that's 21 years old rap where your kids stoked them Relocate to New York well one of them goes to college in New York, one of them's in LA.
Starting point is 00:55:06 So, they did what college? New school. Oh wow. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, it's good. Just studying one. Jazz, jazz, the musical there.
Starting point is 00:55:17 The new music. Wow. How old is your son now? My son's 10, my daughter's 13. Really? Yeah, it's crazy. You're still deep in the mix. I'm in a mixed problem. And how How old are you? Five and three. You're in the heat of it.
Starting point is 00:55:25 You're no kids. No kids. You get to be a dad though. Yeah, I do that. You're being right there. You should be able to get that. Five and three. Yeah, you're really in the mix.
Starting point is 00:55:33 I'm enjoying the fuck out of my kids right now. I really am. Especially my 10 year old, like I just, I can hang out with them all day. Yeah. I can hang out with them all day. You got two boys. 90's.
Starting point is 00:55:44 90's. 90's. 90's. 90's. 90's. I'm enjoying the fuck out of my kids right now. I really am, especially my 10 year old, like I just, I can hang out with them all day. Yeah, I can hang out with them all day. You got two boys. 19 and 21, it took kids. They wanna be an actor? Want them wanna be an actor? No, I don't think they wanna be actors. I think I wanna do.
Starting point is 00:55:57 If one of them wanted to be an actor, he could be an actor. The other ones, the other ones are writer. He's a writer. They're talking shit like you? They're the grab. They're chill. You actually grew up rich. They're just, they don't want to, one of the best things
Starting point is 00:56:12 is my kids don't want to be like Mike. Yeah. I don't want them to be like, you could be way better than me. You know what I mean? You used to coach. You're someone's on team. The chick was on, right? You used to coach. Yeah, by coach. I used to coach. But no, but I call every single time I want used to coach you some was on team the chick was on right? Yeah, by coach I
Starting point is 00:56:26 Call every single time I It's just do it cover you yeah, it's just part of my Mother fucker, well don't wish didn't you get it? Those videos were great You were going hard. Oh, you two mother fuckers got the video that she was like, weren't you like, weren't you, um, like, what is it called? In San Antonio. No, but weren't you, um, like quarantining together? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:51 We were fucking aback. Tell me to, you and you were yelling at us. You were, you fucking dumbies. That was awesome. I love it because we got it early before people like knew what it was. And everyone thought it was like, no, we knew what it was. You fucking dumb. You're such a pussy about it.
Starting point is 00:57:04 And you're like, you're such a pussy about it. You're like you're such a pussy, but like what do you guys get it? Do like Brian's like Brian like no brins like it can't do something like you're a fucking UFC Animal you can't compare like you're the guys if I you're you're you don't count look what it's done to Brian No, that's I gotta mark on my That's it no my lungs are stronger. No, but just forget the like just like I was Sucked the life out of me man. I'm just quiet right now enjoying the show. Brands bill like a refugee now I'm in shape. My favorite was the video he posted if I daft you up Bro, what are you saying? What are you saying?
Starting point is 00:57:43 You made it be with everybody. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. If I dapped you up, if you were around me, co-kid test and we're like, oh my god. Oh, I did it. Yo. That job.
Starting point is 00:57:54 Oh, what do I do? You just had to make this. That ain't moving your fuck with it. No, it was screaming on you motherfucker. You didn't make a video like that. They did. Oh, burdened. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:03 Yeah, oh, yeah. It was fantastic. I didn't see it. I didn, burn it? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. It was fantastic. I didn't see that. I didn't see it. That fuckers. But you guys quarantined it together. You look crazy. No, I just went to his house one time when we did the pie-kits.
Starting point is 00:58:12 To do the pie-kits, yeah. Because I had it. And you were yelling, guys. And this girl were coughing on stock. Were you gonna let them? Not always, yo. Yeah, I got it. But when they got, when they got fucking COVID,
Starting point is 00:58:20 I was like, you two dumb, like, all the comics were crying. Ooh, this is what you get. And I was like, you know, I know. And I was on my bike 40 milesed by the comments. Oh, this is what you get. And I was a gu- I know. And I was on my bike 40 miles every single day. He really, but you don't count. You're not normal person.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Yeah, you're not a normal person. Most people are fine, dude. I'm just saying at the time I was a gu- You'd be fine too. Hopefully, I'm- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're such a hysteric, you might die. Because you just freak out.
Starting point is 00:58:44 Well, you're vaccinated. Yeah a hysteric you might die because you you just freak out. Well, it's long your vaccinated. Yeah Sure your vaccinated. Yeah, backstead and have done that but he's I have to have the antibody. We're like goddamn X-men So actually I have way more antibodies having had it. I don't even need the vaccine technique, but then we dig it I got my antibodies checked. I got you. Yeah, so what do you got cough on me? I got I'm fine Oh, hey what did you do caught on me? I got them. I'm fine. Oh, hey, what did you do in Roger's say
Starting point is 00:59:06 when they said his backstay during camp because I'm immunized? What do you say? Immunized. Yeah, because that's a way to like, like, I said, hey, I'm immunized. I'm immunized.
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Starting point is 01:01:50 dot com slash fighter to take control of your health and give a G one to try. All right. He said an hour of 15's tops. Yeah. No, you can do as long as it went. No, I'm going to fucking leave when I got to leave you. You do. And three hours of.
Starting point is 01:02:03 And when I leave when I'm in the right. Yeah, yeah. So we're fucking leave. We're leaving when I got to leave. three hours of and when I leave when I'm right. Yeah, so we're fucking leave We're leaving when I got a leave. Yeah, yeah, okay, you stay in through this Go ahead, what do we got you to see Mike's been a while good to see you too, my man. Thanks, dude First one's a breastfeeding couple chin head COVID. I had COVID to everybody. I had so she would you This is your so this is your But I didn't get it from him and all those guys out there, whole team. Who was that?
Starting point is 01:02:28 The one's a TBN mother. What's TBN? Tick boy network. Business of Brendan and John. All right, what do you got, James, get me outta here. This Scottish couple, I guess, for the woman to feel sexy, she lactates and breast feeds her man.
Starting point is 01:02:41 Her man sucks on her too. Man's a nasty. Oh my gosh, she's called the fuck. Leave that, let the kid eat. Yeah, that's called a fashion. They also have open relationships, so man sucks on her too. Man's a nasty. And that's called a fuck. Leave that, let the kid eat. Yeah, that's called a fashion. That's why they also, they have open relationships so they go on other people. Oh man, I'm over with that.
Starting point is 01:02:50 Oh, he's sucking on it to the heart. Yeah, out sucking on it to the heart. Oh, look at him there. Look at his long hair. Yeah, that's a fucking. He's all fucking weird. We have an open relationship and we both like trying different kinks.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Okay, I've been sucking. He goes, I've been sucking from another woman When I start feeling milk in my mouth that burned up the sexual ideas of breast milk connected with sacs I went from there. Oh you suck on somebody else's tips. Yeah, okay. How many Instagram followers did you get since you did this? Yeah, they are they are. Hey, let them do it. Yeah, she's at least she's hot. Oh, yeah, she's very hot Let the kitty why you taking food literally food out of your own kids' mouth? She's a 34D. Buster breasts have been come even bigger since Sean starts sucking.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Okay. Oh God. And they say a supplement, but they don't say what supplement it is. They're vegan. They're vegan. Oh, what is it? Right. Great.
Starting point is 01:03:39 Yeah. All right. Big fucking deal. Who cares your vehicle? You got to pacify it. Okay, these are, these are some selfish fucks, I want to see the kid. I don't think they have a kid. It's all malnourished.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Yeah, the kid's like, yo, I haven't eaten, I want my bikey, I want my bikeo. You can see his collarbone. Let that fucking kid eat that milk. She made utter butter from her own breast. What is utter butter? He's her boyfriend loves it. Oh, he's kidding, man. He's kidding, man. and they turn the butter.
Starting point is 01:04:05 He's a churnet in the butter. You churnet. We're looking these people out. Yeah, I'm looking for you right now. You churn it in. Where's the kid? That's her? I don't think there's an actual kid.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Yeah, I don't believe there's the kid. I think there's the whole thing. No, she takes an herbal supplement apparently, and that causes her to lactate. Apparently if you suck for long enough, you can get milk out. Bruse it? Really?
Starting point is 01:04:23 Yeah. So they say it's all the brunt. You guys all, that's what a wet nurse is. A woman, if she's around a? What's going on? You can get milk out. Really? Yeah. So they say it's not all the food. You guys know, that's what a wet nurse is. A woman, if she's around a baby that's crying, and if the baby sucks for a long enough of a woman will start developing. Right. So you can have a wet nurse.
Starting point is 01:04:34 You don't have to give birth. You can actually start producing milk from here. Do you ever produce milk from the mtitty? I do sometimes. I'm going to be honest. I leak sometimes when I'm around you. Because. Yeah, because he's so masculine and I produce estrogen and I start walking and start.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Like a little, like a little, like a little, like a little leaky bitch. My ass burks a little bit and I become a little leaky and LB. They only got 30 likes. Yeah, just they don't have that many followers. Yeah, hey, have a this also. Maybe I don't buy this story.
Starting point is 01:04:58 I don't buy it, I don't see a kid. You post everything but the kid. Yeah, so the supplement is what produces the lactation. Oh, so she'll have a kid. She's just trying to get milk at them tips. Oh She's a Rafa this is some Very fun. Yeah, it is good. Leave that monkey alone
Starting point is 01:05:14 Leave the monkey alone. You love monkey. Yeah, stop fucking with the monkey. I don't trust her on the monkey despite her monkey Monkey sucking your tit. I say that's a macaque or a Reese's or a... I don't know, but he's also staring at them. Yeah, he, yeah. What else you got, Jim? What else you got, Jim? So, CNN recently did an interview with the executive director of the U-Wen's World Food Program.
Starting point is 01:05:38 And the director claimed that if Elon Musk gave up 2% of his wealth, then they, yeah. Six billion. Six billion. To cure all world hunger. And Elon Musk gave up 2% of his wealth, they, yeah. Six billion. Six billion. To cure all world hunger. And Elon Musk said, all right, if you can prove that solves world hunger, I'll give you six billion.
Starting point is 01:05:51 Prove that we'll solve it, because I don't think it will. It's not money. CNN then retracted their statement so that it would help. Of course it did. And that would not have to. Of course it did.
Starting point is 01:05:59 Yeah, six billion would help any fun. For a little while, for a little, it's about infrastructure and and you know Being able to get them food to the people that needed a thousand things money ain't gonna solve that no Again, I love you on put was like oh really I'll use six billion proof to me that I solved the problem Yeah, and like well, we just said it would help And then you got Jake Paul he said he'd put up 10 million if if he line put up to six million Oh damn do you think that Jake Paul Mike Tyson is going to fight Larry Paul?
Starting point is 01:06:27 Larry Paul. Larry Paul. Larry Paul is dead. Is that the dad? No, but I forget the dad's name. Is that fight happening? That Tyson and Logan Pie bet happened February or if I have to guess? That's and what what's going to happen with that? Yeah, with Tyson, like we don't know the rules. Greg Paul. With Tyson, I don't know the rules. His thing against Roy Jones, I'm sure you're into it. It's so historic, but with Roy Jones like that, that was like a...
Starting point is 01:06:56 An extra big spark. Yeah, so I would assume with Logan's same thing. Mike's not gonna try to take his head off. Why not? He's 55. It's not what he does. Logan's not gonna sign the fight if head off. Why not? He's 55. It's not what he does. Like Logan's not gonna sign the fight if you can get his head taken off.
Starting point is 01:07:08 Yeah, but what if it's 55? You're 25. What if Logan Paul starts coming after him, head hunting, you don't think Logan's gonna go. He didn't do it against Floyd, did he? He didn't try ripping Floyd's head off. I think he was trying.
Starting point is 01:07:20 What about Jake and Tyrone? What was the breakdown of that? Is that a real fight? That was a real fight. Yeah, see I see I view them two different kind of fighters like Jake's actually going for careers and making steps to get to the real professional levels Logan's like how can I make the most of these jumping over steps to get to the real professional levels? What do you mean? He's he's jumping over steps to get to the real professional level, like fighting Tyrone Woodley. So for instance, so if let's say you want to be a boxer, Nate Robinson.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Well, sure, but when you're not a real fighter yet, he hasn't fought an actual boxer his age yet. Well Tommy Fury's two years younger than him. We're gonna see that. Seven professional boxing. You guys know that they're gonna do it? Yeah, in December. And Jake, not to mount, then what? I don't know Tommy Fury's a background as a fighter
Starting point is 01:08:07 His brothers obviously step brother with step brother have same dad have brother have same dad Well, just saying but he comes from that you know he comes he's around that great. Okay, good I'm just saying any seven and oh as a pro pro box or seven. I got I got time to see a size. I got Tommy If you're a bet on it. Yeah it? Yeah. Is it gonna be fixed? No. $500. All right. I want my money in cash or I come up beat your ass.
Starting point is 01:08:30 Jesus. Dude. I come to beat that ass. And then if I have to pay, I'm gonna just beat it just because. All right. Cool, man. What do you do with an open hand? Smack them around, about the face and ears.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Well, the last time I did it, tell them how it happened last time. You never hit me. You never hit me the air like well the last time I did it tell him out what happened last time I never hit me can't look at what happened last time I did because I were I were yeah I worry about roughing up with your lungs you got the black lungs and you've done no work in a coal mine listen baby after this just grab him just grab him by just get under hooks on him and see what happens but they want him want it. I mean, I've seen you look. Oh, baby. I fucked him up Does he know like I do it for the Instagram like all like the little guy like you know like But just grab him and just I'll let you get any position you want on him any position you want and then and then we've already been through this I just whatever you want to. I'll give you a headlock and put him in a headlock. You can hold him there and see what happens. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Okay. I'm gonna have you put him in a headlock. Yeah. Put him in a headlock. I can't wait to see it. Yeah. You get him on a headlock. Get him in a headlock.
Starting point is 01:09:34 He does, yeah. And I'm gonna, I'll let you get him in a headlock. And I'm gonna go. Can I get you in a choke? Sure. What do you want? What do you want? Do you ever see when, uh, that might be scary because he, do you ever see when Chinn and Brian, they pretend they were bouncers, tried to kick me out of the bar
Starting point is 01:09:45 and the studio was the bar. Have you seen that footage? No, did you beat them up? I, yeah. I was like, the end of the bouncer, and I was trying to talk a reason, and then he started fighting, we had to, oh, we had to get him.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Yeah, to get him out of the, out of the, out of the, out of the, out of the club. I get to understand, I am very aware of what, his technique is what he does, we've had some tussles, you see. But a lot of guys don't, so want to they want to poke the bear you posted a two-bron or no i think so brine definitely did i remember with row i'm sure he keep going
Starting point is 01:10:13 it's on the i'm er with rogan one time rogan the black belt jiu jitsu and strong and i said rogan's talking to you and i was after the little i said he was talking about shop and i go but at do you know little kids you don't't think you could like do much and against shop right I was getting and he goes like this he goes Hey He's a gorilla Rogan's of this yeah, he goes is it that he would he would murder me like murder right? Oh Immediately immediately Oh, immediately, immediately. Yeah, here's the whole two from one.
Starting point is 01:10:45 It's all this man. Listen, we're just gonna do it. We don't wanna throw you out of here, but we're gonna. We'll get you out of the club asshole. I don't know if that's the way it's going to be. Is this rushed over four? It's hooked up, right? Sorry, where your hands, where are you going?
Starting point is 01:10:55 It's not going to be a good answer. Right, hands right? All right, come on, it's coming. All right, let's get him. Chin went low. Now watch, now I realize he's gonna get rough. Oh god. I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it out of the way.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Now, Chin gets the leg, but then... See, that's where, that's where Chin got fucked up. I'm like, oh. No, he's fucking... Nope, he's fucked up again. Chin, he's not going anywhere. Look, he's grabbing Dix and everything else. Not.
Starting point is 01:11:23 Oh, damn. See, this is what's dangerous, because he does this to your neck and it can really fuck you up. No. I was able to do for him. Yeah. See him froggy. See you want to fight this motherfucker? It's a pretty tough, you jump. Like I said, when it's off camera he asks what did rap dude do last time?
Starting point is 01:11:40 Fuck all the fuck this podcast shit. Like I'm like swaying, swaying, kinda. We could shut these lights off and go outside. Yeah, this is here. Bro, you are, your confidence, fucking, I like it. Yeah. What else we got here? Have you been on the Joe Biden show?
Starting point is 01:11:54 Feel like you guys would be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard we're cool, yeah. Have you been on the... Did he come out today as bisexual? You see that? No. I think so.
Starting point is 01:12:02 More new than. That's from Brendan's job. That's it. That's it. Type it in. Who is this? Joe Biden, bisexual. No, I think so more than from Brendan job Type it in who is this Joe but I'm bisexual. I don't know Joe but He's a rapper. How do you get this information if you're you don't go on? Oh, we're there. Oh shit. Oh weird. It's like it's on there. That's cool weird That's so strange man, but this is is this legit, you said it was on his podcast? On his podcast, weird, it's like I know what the fuck I'm talking. I said I read gay and that, but it's okay.
Starting point is 01:12:31 And bisexual? Yeah. You can be bisexual, not bisexual. Of course I can, but I just think I, a little bit, that's like that's a little dip in the toe of golf. So this is a quote from Joe Biden. He goes, I'm bisexual. On his show on Thursday, said, how do I spread this news?
Starting point is 01:12:45 How do I spread the word yo? Listen, I like guys and girls, spread the word on down. Was it this, but is this coming out? What is this context? A context, because they could take things out of this show right here and the context. We need to, there more news on it. Yeah, they could be like, rap, really beat
Starting point is 01:12:58 Britney Shops ass. And people will be like, I believe that. Sure. This is like some people will be like, I believe that. Oh, weird, that's him physically saying he be like, I believe that. Oh, where? That's him physically saying he's bisexual, you fucking. I'm okay, it's okay now. You got to okay, you got to okay.
Starting point is 01:13:11 How do I spread this news? How do I spread the word? I think you got to call it CEO. Yeah, listen, make sure it's okay. I like guys and girls. Is that fake rap or do you think that's a? Look at those guys, that would be nice.
Starting point is 01:13:26 This is the last word in time. He returns to them. We need to, we'll fact check that later. In fact, that's in fact, that later. All right, well, he's quite sexually. Point is I thought you and him be fired together.
Starting point is 01:13:38 No, we've done, we've done a good podcast. We're in a fantasy football league. I beat his ass a couple of weeks ago. Beat his ass. Just like I beat it. It's fancy football, but you know, you don't like it. I don't give up. You don't care. No. Are you part of?
Starting point is 01:13:51 No. You don't play fantasy football? No. Really, you want me to fucking tackle you and fucking show you what it is? Do it. Huh? I want me to fucking spear you on some other fucking lester
Starting point is 01:13:59 hay shit right now, but he's. Yeah, dude, he's. Do it. Do it. You want to show you what fucking real football is? Some Lawrence Taylor shit Because he's popping up dude, and I'm sorry. I'll let me apologize for him because I can tell right now You're about to use that body. I feel like you're upset that you found your friends bisexual, which I don't I'm fine from
Starting point is 01:14:21 Obscending like I want to get on some Jack Lambert shit bitch I don't I'm fine from them said that I want to get on some jack Lambert shit bitch That's what I'm talking about old school old school middle-life He's blonde this Lambert is Okay, that's what I'm talking about Tackling a motherfucker on his podcast He apologize Like a apologize for that dick my apologize you using a lot of blonde guys the mean Joe Green shit. Oh shit What's up?
Starting point is 01:14:46 Listen we apologize. No, I don't I'm not talking to him no more because the next thing I do it in gonna be you ain't gonna be fighting You're getting street is fuck bro. He got his ear bit on. I know dude He's like the Jewish Tyson What's good man? What's good man? What's good man? What's good bro? What's the fuck? Your tongue is just lulliaggimaphony.
Starting point is 01:15:07 It's just skilts. What is it? Your skin is just skilts. You know your skin is as pink as your tongue. Your tongue matches your entire face. Come on man, we're at the 115 mark here. Man, this is a great podcast. I know the federal code.
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Starting point is 01:15:35 If you get punched like the guy from Honey, I shrunk the kids. Don't give any fucking body in. That was a f**k stop. Yeah, that was an exit. That was not an exit. Somebody said a crazy cock. That guy got arrested.
Starting point is 01:15:44 My man, my man, my man, my man, my man, my man. Rick, my man. Yeah, fuck, hold up accident somebody's so crazy My man Rick Maranis He's a tiny guy, but he wasn't even yeah, I wasn't who's walking down the streets And it's you got to keep your head on a swivel in New York. You must keep your head on a About you about you bitch Jesus Christ your street is about you You're so street dude and you got your Jordans do you know anything besides Jordan? Mike Well the pants
Starting point is 01:16:15 You I just don't want you to I don't want you to get that cuz I got my cash mirror on I take my fucking shirt If you know what the cash man cash me a beat. I like the iced out Jewish logo. That's cool Start David. Yeah, oh it's iced out Jewish logo. That's cool. It's our David. Yeah. Oh, it's iced out. Oh, I see. Damn. You want to snap it?
Starting point is 01:16:30 You trying to look, you trying to snatch my fucking jewels? Is that what you're saying? I mean, I can if you want. Dude, you don't see it. How can you go and snatch my fucking jewels? I can. Let's go to the hardest part. And then just keep them.
Starting point is 01:16:40 You're fucking suing them. I mean, I'll, yeah, you might sue me. You, I got it. Ain't no problem. Ain't no problem. Hey, no problem with that Hey, Charlemagne got cold cocked. Yeah, that's why I security Yeah, he's like I know what's happening. Yeah, some dudes. Yeah, they try to say something. This is back on the street Yeah, as well and then all of a sudden they I don't know they really got them though, but this was no Yeah, but this was you know, I like that guy. He seems like a really sholomeans good
Starting point is 01:17:05 Yeah, I like sholomey. Yeah, he's dope too. What else chin? Just I oh shit In the kid brand new job studios That's not thick boy That's a chance go to the fucking Apple store and get the best It's hard to this mother new one in there. We have a brand new to be out here. You got your all your shit. You got a bullshit laptop. It's guys. That's his laptop. Holding this fucking this fucking ship down for years.
Starting point is 01:17:32 Hey, produces your show. The dust brothers. The dust brothers. The dust brothers. Why don't you come under this banner? You make me an offer. You got a East Coast flagship? No, you could be the guy.
Starting point is 01:17:47 Okay, let's talk off camera. If you're gonna treat me the way you treat my man, chin, it ain't happening. I'm that chin, shitty computer, I didn't ask for it. No, I need laptops, cars, you ain't doing it, you ain't fucking rampage, I'm serving it, pre-assets and shit. Then we ain't doing that.
Starting point is 01:18:00 You can put me in a pre-con track. How's your podcast doing? Pretty well. I'm glad to be, we had a great run. Mm-hmm. And now we're back. He had a video now. Yes, he had a video. I know. I know. Don't don't tease me. Finally. I know. Oh, so you're on Patreon. Oh, that's a good way to do that. You laugh at it because you're right. You're on Patreon. No, no. Should you be on Patreon? No. No. What is the name of it? I know. The I.M. Rap Porsterio podcast. He's been there for for a hot second, but it was behind a paywall. Now you're out of that.
Starting point is 01:18:28 Yes, great deal. Luminaries great, but now we're bad. You know, we were beating you in the ratings last week. No, not a chance. Yeah, we were not a chance. Yeah, we were. Chimpering up the ratings. Bring up the rating.
Starting point is 01:18:38 Last week we were. No, not a chance. Oh no, I out. No, we're top five all the time. Go ahead. No, no, we were beating you in the ratings like fight or in the kit? Not a chance. We're beating you last chance. We were just fighting pants on there
Starting point is 01:18:48 You didn't beat that I'm fighting to get where you got like 17 guys and you got like that's I go. Yeah It's like excuses. No, never say fighter in a kid. Well, we'll see this week. I hit you Saturday. I'll screenshot it Yeah, please I'll screenshot it. We're being the rating because I can bring up screenshots right now you weren't even the top 10 We were beating you. I don't know where a fighter in the kid was. Never. In the sports thing, we were beating you. Never. And that's fact, that's never happened.
Starting point is 01:19:09 You say sports? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, man, you're just being general over there. Just saying stuff. No, I'm telling you. No. What metrics are you looking at?
Starting point is 01:19:18 Well, looking at the same metrics as you're going to read. You're on video? You started. You want to compare video views? What do you want to views? I just started. Ah! Ah! But let me get cooking.
Starting point is 01:19:28 I'm worldwide. I'm sorry. No, I am. I'm worldwide. Yeah. How does the video shit work? You too? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:36 How does the video shit work? What? Were you doing video repotting? How's it work? All of your grass is discated. You how's that video shit work? Business of Brendan's job. That's a lot? Oh, the aggression just came to your house every day. It's gonna work. Business of Brendan's job.
Starting point is 01:19:47 That's it. You're not working, too? No, no, yeah. God damn, too. I'm sure you have it on your phone though, Kat, yeah? Current events? Current events. We don't want you to grab too late from them.
Starting point is 01:19:56 How many current events do we got to do? It's fucking like, oh my god. You've only been going to college? How long you in LA? How long is it going? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? Where am am I gonna be this weekend, Brian? You, you this weekend.
Starting point is 01:20:08 Where? I know that I'm gonna be, tonight at two. Where am I gonna be at the brand improv? And then where's Brennan gonna be? And Brennan's gonna be at the ha ha. Thursday, Friday. Thursday, Friday. I told you to come by.
Starting point is 01:20:18 Hold on, hold on. And then this weekend, you, where am I gonna be? Cubs. Are gonna be at Cubs in San Francisco. No, you, why did you help them out of it? Cause he, that wasn't registering. The fifth and sixth. Right.
Starting point is 01:20:30 And where am I gonna be next week? Next week, I'm glad you asked. Hold on. I know, I know for me, I'm gonna be at Off the Huckabah Club in Naples. You. Where am I gonna be though? And you're gonna be in Dallas shooting your
Starting point is 01:20:39 half hour special. That's it, yep. You are gonna be, you are gonna be, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know you're gonna be at Caroline's, you're gonna be at Caroline's, you're gonna be you are gonna be I know Caroline Caroline in New York And I'm gonna be there some time and then after that you're at stand-up live Phoenix boom There you go and chin that fucking y'all me you gonna hit the over almost steal shippell's car Get it make it right get the fuck out of here, man. Make it right.
Starting point is 01:21:05 Cat just read them to us. How many we have left, too? I'm gonna be actually. Oh my god. Oh my god. I like that you change out the lace on this. I'm giving you a compliment. I These are fucking these are fucking the ones best fuel of all time and the way these are these are fucking sick sick one of those are you Your sneaker game is what's the most you what's the most you ever spent on a pair Like a single pair three grand which pair? I have a pair of cause Jordan. I think they're Jordan four cause three grand of the of the Yeezy's the most born conversation of all time. I fuck with I fuck with I got the cause but they want to have the night of the night. He's shit of the Nike. Oh, okay. You're done with the bro. I boys from Philly, Suplex. To me like my guy suplex my guy Mike bro.
Starting point is 01:21:56 Say less. Mike is the best. We gotta make a video for them because they're on their 10 year week. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. history has to do it oh damn we're back so this is gonna be a quick one uh... in four year old tywin newsman was on youtube trying to teach people how to do math he wasn't getting a lot of you so he brainstormed and thought who is my main demographic college aged men
Starting point is 01:22:19 he then decided to create a creator account on porn hub where he teaches his subscribers how to do math and he has over a million views Simple math no just like I don't know exactly what type of math But he is teaching people how to do different types of math in Mandarin That's how much he's making a year to earn something grand a year Good for a thousand subscribers When he's teaching math, is he getting blown at the same time?
Starting point is 01:22:46 No, he's just doing regular math. No more, no more, no more. No need. Because that would be ill, like, you know, like five times five and he's like, you know, like, why are you important up for a while was looking into the comedy game, trying to, like, have regular comedy.
Starting point is 01:22:57 He didn't want special, I think. Yeah. I heard it too, like, they're gonna have regular content. They need to change a name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they have a subsidiary of it, like comedy, huh? Only fans does that too though. Yeah, like that's normal shit.
Starting point is 01:23:10 Yeah, like regular shit. Kinda defeats the purpose. Unless you get a change. Yeah. You, you want only fans, Brian? I am. But ass. G-Shring, but an hammock.
Starting point is 01:23:21 I show my hands. No, it's just pictures, it's nuts. Just my nuts. It's called rings. in different cinches and different road yeah, we dress it up. I do it He ties it off BDE right there would draw on and stuff BDE on your nuts Yeah, my not so you make a bank You pull like you're not having nuts. Yeah, bulldog them. Yeah, right? You bend down like like you're not having not. Bulldog them.
Starting point is 01:23:42 Yeah. Right. Or you bend down like football season's bulldog. And it's from that. He got the biggest. You're in a three point stans go. Excite for the season. Who else?
Starting point is 01:23:50 Calvin. Here's my draft picks. Draft Kings picks. What's Paul? Yes. But he's, you should just put a piece. That's a good idea. Tell me you.
Starting point is 01:23:58 He goes about as making bank, bro. He'd make bank. Oh, you know, this nuts out there. You've seen his nuts. They're on, on real. You gotta see him. Nah, man. Got it on that. You gotta get his nuts. They're on on I'm gonna see him. No, man. Got it. You're not gonna get you get on that show me later. Oh, you see him. I get text from wraps. Sometimes it just says show it to me.
Starting point is 01:24:13 I'm like, I'm not do I got a girl. I get to go. Hey, I'm gonna do the show next weekend. It's suck me off. My God. I'm with my kids bro. I'm like, dude, I He's like, answer the face. I'm like, no, dude. I'm with my kids bro. I'm like dude, I can't. He's like answer the face, I'm like no dude, I'm with my kids man. Every time I face that, every time I face that, Brendan, it's like normal hours. He'll go, what's up? I'm like, I'm calling you motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:24:35 Like, you act like I'm calling like I'm in jail. Like if I need something, I'm in jail. I'm not calling you. Really? You're gonna maybe, maybe, maybe. Not a bad point. Commentary privilege, put a little money in your commentary. Not a bad point.
Starting point is 01:24:47 Not a bad point. But like it's like just hit me back. Like it's not like I'm, I don't know if you know what I'm saying. And it's usually fight days. You should be like, he's asking me about a fight or something. I put a listen to the show.
Starting point is 01:24:56 You know what I'm saying? Like I cover the fights on Monday. Just download the show. Just download the show. I'm just being a big dog. Just telling me to do a fucking thing. I need just gonna read you the thing, Josh, just say it, let's read you the whole fucking thing. I said, I read you the whole fucking thing. I need you to just description.
Starting point is 01:25:07 I wanna get your take on the Dan Acroid thing. This is interesting. What is it? He thinks. So Dan Acroid recently said that he is in full support of cancel culture and that he wants hurtful comedy to come to a head of two shots. Well, he doesn't understand that anymore.
Starting point is 01:25:21 He never does that. He never does that. Yeah, I don't know, but I'm just saying, he doesn't do it at all. And then I'll see, he's a comedic actor. But that's like me telling like LeBron, like, oh, I think they should install these rules then be like, did you know, he played basketball?
Starting point is 01:25:33 Yeah, it's weird. This is just, you know, of course. He hits a culture of bullshit. Dave Chappelle special was fantastic. Fire. And it should be, it should be, honestly, it should be the business card for being compassionate and understanding of other people that are different
Starting point is 01:25:51 from you because it was so nuanced, so thoughtful and it's in a comedy special and funny. And I'm Jewish and it's like, I'm sure you guys have covered it, it's enough already. It's ridiculous. It's art and fans that are at the comedy show, don't be afraid to laugh,
Starting point is 01:26:09 because you find that they're like, ha ha, they're like, they're like, it's supposed to be disturbing, it's supposed to shake you up and comedy. It's sad to have a conversation. It's cool. It's cool.
Starting point is 01:26:19 It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. Like that would be deemed bullying now for sure. Yeah, you know the pie in the face thing I'd love to do it to you let it I do it to you and you're gonna like it I throw a fucking banana cusser pie and you're fucking right in that beak of yours
Starting point is 01:26:30 Let me tell you something I'd pie you'd I would take a fucking rhubarb pie and shoving your stupid Freckle bar you know what I do to you? I take a fucking like a big a cream pie and I'd stuff that fucking thing And then but I wouldn't just I do it and I kind of like that big fucking nose And then I'd mall those fucking big those fucking ears. Yeah, that's what I do and you laugh and you take it Yeah, okay, just take it. Yeah, I like dance after like Yeah, you're gonna take that fucking pie now and then when I pull that dick out and hit you on the head with it You're gonna fucking take that Outdoor don't with us and he gets a little shovey with you because that's probably what's gonna happen because I'm an instigator really Yeah, what's what's gonna happen? What are are you gonna do fuck I'm gonna be on the
Starting point is 01:27:08 sidelines going shove them and then and then when he grabs you I'm gonna go like this squeeze a little hard yeah squeeze him hard then I'll go squeeze until I see juice come out wants to see a little yeah I'm gonna go squeeze the juice. Make the juice come out. That's all you can hear as you pass out. Squeeze the juice. We pass it out. Squeeze the juice.
Starting point is 01:27:32 All right, give us one more than we get wrapped out of here. Get the shop. We got a Zubber fucking. That's you all coming. Yeah. Jesus Christ. How about this in China? Oh boy.
Starting point is 01:27:42 So Turs went into an exhibit with my lions. They don't have to send it to the white tigers. White tigers for. No, that's the thing. That's not the thing. They just literally just looked at them and the zookeepers were able to throw fireworks and throw food at the lion or the tigers.
Starting point is 01:27:56 So they scattered. But this guy literally went straight up to the face of face. They protected him and not the tigers. Pretty much. Now he's gonna go back in. Yeah, I really, yeah. Look at that. They're just looking at him. Well, now he's gonna go back in. Yeah, I was gonna try to. Look at that, they're just looking at him.
Starting point is 01:28:06 Well, they're like, what the fuck is that? I know. So the same fun for the one you're on and the one's like, yo, you hungry? Like, yo, I want to eat this. They probably already ate. They're fucking big too, man. Yeah, those are, those are so big.
Starting point is 01:28:17 Look how big they are. Yeah. Dude, this guy's clearly, crazy. Just didn't end right. It should, it should not have ended this up. No, like you ever seen the homeboy who jumps in the tiger exhibit in fucking time. The tiger's like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:31 On the tigers like, what the fuck is this? And it's like batting around and then just grabbed by the fucking neck and takes off. It just picks them up. It picks them up like it's the infant just takes off the mountains. Yeah, that's how the small life. But that do wanted to commit suicide.
Starting point is 01:28:42 Yeah, really? Yeah, that's fucking tough way to go. This is insane. Yeah, there's other ways to do it Fucking with tigers and she cuz you gotta be like no, I changed my mind. I can't I can't This is my territory. I know there's a bunch of the tigers like There's this more undo. Yeah, like yo come get your man Like at least take a run Confused they're like what is it? Yeah, yeah, scared. They just look at that. They're just scared. They're confused.
Starting point is 01:29:05 They're like, what is he doing? Yeah, I saw this photograph of a gorilla getting surgery, like a big fuck. Oh my god, I saw that. Did you see that? I was holding it. Bring it out. The fucking dude.
Starting point is 01:29:15 Look at this. Was he jacked? Oh my god. You're like when you're she-it-up, like that. It looks fake. Yeah, it looks fake. It looks like some King Kong shit. Is this it?
Starting point is 01:29:24 Yeah. Holy fuck, he's huge. No, but get this and other hands and stuff. Here, there's another, Yeah, looks fake looks like some King Kong shit Is this it yeah, holy fuck you see? But get this and other hands and stuff here. There's another I go get his foot there. Oh my god Looks like King fucking Kong look at that shit. You know jacked it. Yeah, look at his feet and his back. So the foot Holy fuck, but I mean look at this look at the muscles and the power I mean not like you want to go in a cage with that That's a fucking beautiful and the thing is scumbags that shoot animals like fucking Oh my god Kill animals like this that barely exists and it elephants and shit
Starting point is 01:30:00 Yeah, that's a big boy right there. What are they doing with them fix it? Give it a little help But give him a little like you know colon ask a beer gentle and gentle issue Jesus crap 450 pounds Yeah, that's in Tennessee they can get up to 600 pounds I'm sure really Brian look at a 600 pounds of natural geographic I'm Brian Kellen I don't think and then it feels like well you've been so mean you see That's how they do I'm like yeah, you do not get the stick. Hey, hey, hey, like you
Starting point is 01:30:27 get the stick. Hey, squeeze them harder. Yeah. Shovel. Is that it, Chin? That's it. Give a shovel. Great episode. I got my rap part. That rap part. Rap port's gonna be in... Let's see if it ever takes. I know Shabel could do it. San Francisco this weekend.
Starting point is 01:30:43 Pops, cops. Coralines. Caroline. Caroline. New York. You York you prefer me right? No never okay We'll get you right. It's a great. It's New York. Yeah, Gramsys Anyways, um yeah, for sure no, I know I know it's a great club. Don't just Caroline. I'm not at all Okay, I'm saying last time I was there as a great. He chill. That's a long time. It's a long time No, I know it's very famous. All right. I don't like gratitude. Yeah. No, I've just done them. I did Grammacy, Grammacy, well you you think you have a big fan base in Newark? I was a second biggest market. Where's your first just metrics? California. Okay. So you think of me and you walked
Starting point is 01:31:18 on the street in New York more people would know you they don't know me? No, it's your your hometown like you became the Denver know what bad and I do Like feel with me or you're like oh your securities white, you know like your security man. He's old How do you 38 a couple more years will get him Brian? Hope so yeah the old jokes don't work yet. No yet soon. No, no how old are you 51? You're 52 54 Fuck you'll be 55 and how old are you? 51 You're 52 54. 54 Fuck. He'll be 55 and he'll be fine. How old are you, Shepel? I'm 34.
Starting point is 01:31:49 I accelerate my age. I'll be 35 January 23rd, right? 54 at your body. You think they'll be doing this when you're 60? Probably. Yeah. He will. He has to.
Starting point is 01:31:58 He's an artist. It's in him. It's blood. But sometimes father time's like no more. Well, father time, I mean, he might be, you know, he might be doing it like in front of 15, 20 people, but he can still do it. Maybe I die. Maybe it depends and shit.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Maybe. That would be sick. At the busy five. I don't know dude, I'm in fucking crazy. He's in good shape. I like to see him in. His body's chiseled as fuck. I'll pepper you up.
Starting point is 01:32:19 I like to see him. I like to see him in a fucking man diaper. Up there doing comedy. He will tonight. Like moving around doing all that shit like shit His pants Brian Brian's in Brad tonight tomorrow fight campaign Saturday, Sampian Pacific thick boy YouTube only Chris D'Alia Brian Josh Thompson myself for UFC 268 and the canelo Caleb plant fight which we have money on we have money I've seen Caleb in warm-ups. I have now now I've won
Starting point is 01:32:45 I'm up to grand with you. Okay now I'm now the bet remember is kill last Yes, he goes I don't not really really and I love Kayla. You're watching throw and you're What what is what is what did you see I don't want to get in? Okay? I love it now Do you want it? Do you want to place real quick bets on just so I got I got I got you I got you You see the mean? I have Eastman too. Okay. Rose, wheylay thing.
Starting point is 01:33:08 I got Rose again. Me too. Well, Gachi Chandler. That's a very fucking exciting. That's what we'll bet on. Who you got? Damn it. I'll give you first dibs.
Starting point is 01:33:19 It's a tough one. And we have two grand on Canela. We have a grand on Canela, right? Okay, so let's do a grand on Chandler. We should do a grand on Canela. We have a grand on Canela. Okay, so let's do a grand on Chandler. We should do a grand on Chandler. I'll take the dog. You're taking that stuff. You got Chandler?
Starting point is 01:33:31 I hate that I get Aurora's finest, but I'll take Chandler for a game. So I can even. I mean, I'll go Justin. All right, I mean, you can't go. You got the favor, you're supposed to win. Chandler's fucking. Yo, that Jang fight versus the woman that she fought um
Starting point is 01:33:48 The rose no the before that fight you know, a gun check in Same where heads out to here. Yeah, great fight one of the greatest fights I think in UFC history and a lot of it in man or woman. It's great fight. Incredible classic That's why I was like there's no way that chick Jane could lose to Rose and I fuck with Rose nocturus I know I know but I was like again this is so good because I was like the the brutality of that fight I was like you know she could take they were beating each other roses you said a long time ago She's such a phenomenal athlete. No freak. Why she's free, but why explain it break it athletically like she's good everywhere She's especially especially, you know, for females,
Starting point is 01:34:25 they're not like the most explosive, Rose is super explosive, like that kick, like everything, she's really explosive. She reminds me of like a young Anthony Pettus. Remember when you could like, like, throw a flying fucking knee or like, a spinning back, she can do all that. What about the Jorge fight coming up? Jorge versus, who?
Starting point is 01:34:44 Oh shit, he's fighting Leon Edwards. I don't think so. Oh yeah, sorry. That'd be interesting. It's tough because Leon Edwards, you know, he should have been fighting for a title fucking a year ago. He's a killer man. You saw he didn't need ideas. Yeah. Like people walk away and they're like, oh, Nate rock, don't have that street fight. All right, it's not. So, Leana, it was a fucking monster. I know. Moswell's getting older, got knocked down his last fight. So, when you get knocked out as a fighter,
Starting point is 01:35:10 like most of the time it takes a toll on you, right? Fuck yeah. Especially guy like Moswell's, never been really finished. Right. So you feel different after what happened with you and me? I'm done. I'm done. I just want to do one more time.
Starting point is 01:35:22 Let's see it now you're out. So, go see rap. Go see rap at Cobbs this weekend. San Francisco, next week Brian and Brian at California and then I will be at the Ha Ha run my 30 minute special special special guest. Showing up for both shows Thursday, Friday, that's this Thursday, Friday, two shows, Thursday, two shows, Friday. Next week Dallas shooting this 30 minute special, the whole squad will be there.
Starting point is 01:35:44 David Lucas, backflipip Lacey's will be there Wait, I'm not coming at no the whole squad will be there Oh, well, oh And then just announce Everett Washington. I have no idea where it's at. I think it's 30 minutes outside Seattle Everett Washington one night one theater that's haunted and Everett Washington November 27th think at the FATKZ.com Fight companion this fucking Saturday, 7pm Pacific, let's go.
Starting point is 01:36:06 And Tacoma, November 17th, Spokane, November 18th, San Jose and Prodigy, December 1st. They have it. Rap, I love you. Appreciate you guys sliding around now. All that shit doing on the flat, you're on the flat.
Starting point is 01:36:19 What's good? Julian, I'm going to beat the fuck up. I love you. What's good? the fuck I'm at. All right, love you. We'll see you.

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