The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 744

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

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You don't want to do that. It's not helpful. He said friends 19 times, too. Yeah, yeah. Hey, bro. You were playing the guitar guitar and I thought I would I was gonna try to improvise a song with you. You're just learning another another all right song Right. Yeah, and all you really want to write song well you want me to grab it?

If I choose a boat head You want me to grab it? Can't say that. Hmm. Do you have a song in your head? No, I was he was just going he was doing the same Well, that's my tell us play Metallica. Oh, he was just going, he was doing the same. Well, that's my talent. I was playing with Talaga. The chin was teaching me. Chin can play my talent. Yeah, Chin knows a lot of my talent. I don't know if you could play that on the air.

We, we get kicked off. You can't even fake it. I think you can. That's a good point. I don't know. No, I think you can. I think you can play live. I don't think you can't. We got kicked off YouTube where Chappelle was just wrapping lyrics and they demonetized. Wow. Wow.

Really? They can't just put, you know. Because you're not a rapper. So if you're doing something live, yes, true, because it's being recorded. You can do anything live. If you have a black box, you can cover songs, do anything you want, and you don't have to pay for it. Yeah, but it's weird, because I'll see people doing cover songs, a guitar cover of this

band, and they'll have the bands music playing They're not they're not making money off that no, they're not yeah, so it's old If you're like you know the boy the full send boys the Steve will do it He posted this thing of his you know who he is I don't know I just want yeah He is like the same a jigillion's say a Jagellian subscriber. Okay. He makes more money than anybody we know on YouTube. And he has like 30 million subscribers. He posted the other day, he goes,

I only made three grand off YouTube all last year. Because in all his videos, he'll put like Drake music or Big Sean or just like major music. Yeah. He's like, and they demonetize that. So he's like, so should I stop doing that to make money or he's making so much money elsewhere here

and give fun. Yeah. That's how a lot of the big vloggers do it. They'll take a hit YouTube wise and I get sponsors to cover their not. That makes sense. That makes sense. So they just make it to where you can't make money

but like your views like or. Wait, wait, wait, so if you have, so if you do a music video, I mean, if you do a video like that and you have Drake on it, you can't make money off the video but you can get sponsors for the video. Yeah, yeah So like if we sang all the Drake songs on here and played his music, but then we have yeah our own sponsor on it

You're making money off. Okay, you just not make anything off the YouTube algorithm Okay, but you're still piggybacking off of you know, you still make the videos lit You remember you guys know who David Dobrik is. He used to be a huge vlogger, so is. He actually came out and said that, yes, he did. He came out and said that what he would do is put mainstream music on his vlogs to create a vibe that people will fuck with and people will watch that and then have his sponsors like Live Nation

then cover the cost of what he would have lost. And that's how he made a lot of the money, yeah. Cause a lot of people will fuck with how his videos are made. And the general vibe that he creates within it by putting relevant music in it. And so with his fan base, it then gets him a lot of views, even though he doesn't make money off the views,

he's making money from his sponsor. And he has a huge sponsor. I would use like Drake and stuff to promote my shows. On Instagram, you're fine, they're gonna pull it down, but Twitter will. Like they're like two years lag. We're Sony, but K, we're claiming the rights of this. If you do it again, we're gonna ban your profile.

So I'll have Chris or somebody go through and delete though, because you don't need them. I haven't delete all the old ones. Because by the time they get to them, they're off. Oh wow. Oh that's cool. You can't put any song on Twitter. No.

I mean, can for a while, but it's like. But then after, yeah. Like, they'll be like, you know, you violated the rules and whatever, there's from like videos from like three years ago. Yeah. At the time they claim them. It's more like Sony and shit, but.

That's interesting. You know, I actually made a, I recreated an entire band or we had a whole band, all the bass, drums, singing, all that stuff. We recreated a song. We got demonetized already. So we actually made the entire band, we had a whole band, all the bass, drums, singing, all that stuff. We created a song, we got demonetized already. So we actually made the entire song, but since it's a song that already exists. It's the exact same song.

But we did it differently. That matter. It's your song. It's still used to be. It's still used to be. We created a Nirvana song or something like that. Oh, I thought it was like an original that. No, no, no.

So when you're a musician now, or do most musicians make it online first, or do you sound like you sound like you? Right, not even. So you don't go to traditional songs. No, I'm Duke, some Duke. Some can, some can, some can, some can get discovered, but like,

I mean, the online world has like helped out musicians like a ton. You two have been. Dosea can. Dosea can. Yeah, Dosea started on TikTok. Actually, Dosea started on YouTube. She popped up on TikTok because a, Dosea started on YouTube.

She popped up on TikTok because a lot of the dance challenges. Got it. The first thing I blew up was on TikTok, the Cal video. Oh, that was on YouTube a few years prior. Yeah, it's a stupid Cal video. Bitch, I'm a Cal. That's Dosea Cal's like first main street. Bitch, I'm a Cal?

Yeah, it's her in like a sexy Cal. No, no. She was thick back then. Now she's definitely. She went somewhere and you look at him and you go like, go, it's a Cal. Bitch, she's hot in like a sexy cow. She's thick. No, she was thick back then now. She's definitely She went to me like I'm gonna go into cow. She's super hot. She's bad as hell That's fucking I'm muted just in case You guys want to watch it bitch on my cow? Yeah, bitch on my cow Yeah, it was huge hilarious. She recorded it and then created like a iMac

Music video Three years ago. Super hot. Yeah, definitely. She is the biggest artist right now. Yeah, she's the most streaming artist on Spotify. Wow. And was she just, she's black and stuff.

Yeah, she is black and Jewish. Black and Jewish, okay. Her mom's white or dad's black. Yeah, she's super. Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. Now she's like the most famous artist on the

And she just made that and then boom. Yeah, Bieber got discovered off YouTube. Yeah, he was originally a YouTuber usher. My space. Oh my damn. Yeah. So yeah, it's how like she just saying bitch, I'm a cow. It's a terrible song. Oh well, like they're funny versus it's more like a joke song. Yeah. It wasn't really anything to really launch her career. Yeah. She's a troll. She's an internet troll.

Oh. And she's having a pop off. Yeah. Because she's like streams that make fun of you. Does she still troll? Yeah. She does. She does a lot of Instagram live videos where she trolls people. She'll play video games and she's on her Twitch.

Basically. Yeah, she plays like, that's fucking amazing amazing that red dead game or the fuck it is I'm writing. Oh right now the shooting game. Yeah, yeah, she's super bad Chris her team was like hey, you need to lose a little weight and she said say less and then she blew up But who won really to this way? I appreciate the way she was looking before. Yeah, good for it never mad at her Lord have mercy. Yeah, she's the biggest thing going. Good for it. Never mad at her. Lord have mercy. Yeah. She is the biggest thing going.

Okay, well, she doesn't miss. I get it. I mean, that's actually cool. She'll just troll mother fuck. She is. Yeah, she's super. She is America. What the fuck is going on?

She's from the valley. She is? Oh, she's from here. Yeah, she's an LA local. Well, all hail to the valley. Are you dating a Mariana or something? I don't know't know why she got that video. I don't think so. I'll probably do oh no that was a Internet meme for a while if you were making fun of omarion for this performance. Oh the dance

Wow The thing that's a great dance. Well, he's just doing the red carpet for the fuck of it. No, I think this was a performance somewhere and this just happened to be his choreographer. Oh wow. Didn't seem like you put much time into it. And he's a badass dance.

Like he is. He's like, he's a fucking dancer. You mess a little bit. He said, fuck it, let me just hit this real quick. That's the guy that was in his group. Sorry, his girl. Yeah, no face. His baby mama.

And then they're so gone tour with each other. And then Omarion said, nope. Yeah, he booted him off the tour or something like that. It was supposed to be Omarion and B2K. And then Omarion then said, you know what? I'm just gonna go on this tour by myself. No more B2K. Oh, remember when rap was on last week. We played that a clip of

Joe button saying he's bisexual You know that was edited. He never said that. He was reading a comment on the baby's profile God damn it. And so people added to make it seem like he came out of the game. That's why I entrust it mother Isn't that crazy? Yeah, what the goddess? Yeah, but the baby did say that to get out of the show. No, no, no, no. He was reading a comment. Like, you know, it was the age of the comment. Oh, yeah.

And he was really, how do I say this? He was like reading the comment. And people edited it and made it look like he just came out of the game. Fuck people, it's such assholes, man. Well, that's what Charlemagne on Brexit came out and said, this is not the case at all, man. And they're like, you guys celebrate this,

like wait till they start going through your stuff, your comments, I didn't get to make you look like an asshole. Yeah, yeah. Which I didn't. Yeah, I didn't know at all. I couldn't trust it, because I was like, I need more consciousness. That's the larger thing.

That deep fake shit. Yeah, that guy looks like Tom Cruise, you see that? It's so good. Yeah, we saw it on here, dude. Remember that? I showed you saw it on here. I showed you that I See it before I was not right no cuz I was talking about the other time. Yeah, we did you spots cleared up

Yeah, my spots clear All this is scab and I want to get more that you got three gone What are they melted off for so far? They freeze it off like a off. Oh, like a, like you would for like a war. Yeah. Yeah, they just, it's just that all of this is a sunspot where the, where I guess these, the one on the nose healed fast and the others are kind of, yeah, you got that. They are healed.

I just kept the, oh, kept picking it. Like tomorrow it'll be gone. Yeah. You don't want to notice it. Yeah. So I'll look young. Delia said you had shit on you knows from a second fighters assholes.

Can then bright clean asses. Can't give me clean asses. Yeah, it's just right. He goes you have shit on you know from kids' fight assholes. That guy is always fucking funny. So funny. That was a good time.

It was a good time. Oh yeah. Never mind. We left so hard. Oh yeah. And then at one point, I love stupid shit. I'll never get tired of dumb shit. And Mike had the camera.

I said, Brian, give us your recap of the night. And Brennan's behind me sitting down. I'm like on my phone, and I'm not touching up on my phone. Yeah, and I'm feeling nostalgic. I'm feeling like I'm feeling so good. Yeah. And I'm feeling like, you know,'m feeling like I'm feeling so good. Yeah. And I'm feeling like, you know how you're reflecting a little bit on a great time with your friends, right?

Because to me, that's kind of all that matters, you know. So I go, I'm about to just talk about how you measure your life. He's, you know what, you measure life. You measure life one, laugh at a time. And all of a sudden, I just hear, I go, you measure your life just, you know, kind of one-legged, I just hear behind me in the loudest voice And like to the point he may as well push me where you know how you get pushing the back in your head Go and you get whipped last night. Yeah, you're like

Start laughing so hard. Oh my god. Just run the entire vibe you ruined everything and you were dead serious to Yeah, serious I just ruined the whole Jesus Christ here. I was like what do you do it? You I did something what I watched the whole main card Oh nice. I think I've done that would you watch that? I'm a boy Toby's house. That'd be a that'd be the card Yeah, it was good. Yeah brutal what? Yeah fight. I mean no, that was a great card. I'd be part of the year Mm-hmm. That's a good one to watch I was kind of bummed I missed the plant in Canelo though. I couldn't find a way to get Oh, yeah, both of those so I'm gonna sent you Oh, you know, you know, you see that plant was talking to can't help it plant was gone pretty good

Got good skills. He goes yeah, I know How weird is that it was like the 10th rain he goes I'm pretty good though. Yeah, I'm doing well Yeah, and can I was yeah, yeah He's like come on Hey, you know what gave me chills when uh Who's been in coming ten like yeah, yeah, I don't usually goes. Yeah, yeah, I didn't think so last time I'm stormed off we finished him last time. He got it got stopped. Oh, yeah, so he's pissed Yeah, usually. Yeah, all the shit. Oh really? I'm doing with Colby. He's a good dude. Yeah, well, I'm not in that one time with you

Oh, and Miami in Miami. That's right. He's really nice. He's great dude You know who came to my show on Thursday stopped by to check out the set with Shulti And Shulti came by the ha ha. That's great. And he's He's shooting something. I don't think I can tell you I shoot something So then he came He's shooting something, I don't think I can tell you why. He's shooting something. So then he came to the book. We haven't seen this. No, Ryan stole my beanie. Be let's take a little break from the pod

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the best game product for the bros. Let'sdisco.com slash fighter for 30% off your first order. Thank you, disco. I look so and feel so young. I'm gonna throw in a meaning. I gotta change my advice. You should wear a meaning. Like what's the whole thing on your whole fight? Thank you disco I look so and feel so young Okay, I won't you know what you know me dude. I'm a sort of put rumor has a Josh still hung over from last night Who's ever oh no that's your right now I miss her so much look at him Central that you right now

Think I'm not a mouth. Oh, I have the other way around Too many slippers Oh so was that too many zippers Wow what? Jeez What? I could better leave him a miss in the fight Maybe I missed in the fight I got loads of I can be honest

I don't know what's happening Friending What the fuck is there? I can hear it was on the other side I don't know what's happening I have rows up to the one That's terrible He's taken

Let me show Oh well Let me show you guys Give me boxing instructions Give me boxing instructions Rose up to the one Guys give me boxing instruction You're a bum Yeah It's what you are. Wow. Yeah, you don't wanna know. Yeah. I didn't have a manager. Yeah, I had no manager. Yeah, you're the same t-shirt. But coming out of my cheeks to your nails. Yeah.

Nails in his gloves. You look sweet. I had no manager. I wanna be a manager. I'm 75 years old. No, how am I going to look so mean? Fucking guy that is still in acting class in New York City. Hahaha. Hahaha. So, guys, yeah, man. I look so real fucking guy that like it's still an acting class in New York City

So guys am I like and you see him at the gym and you're just like out for fuck sake. It's this guy Yeah, I've been doing a lot of black box. You don't want your dream. I'm doing the boom doing a air of Brockovich the play The fucking the air of Brockovich the play. Air of Brockovich the fucking which is next. Air of Brockovich the play. Oh, good. He's so fucking fun. Lid city. Yeah, that was fun. Lid city, bro. I'm gonna start using young terms like that.

That's what poor Josh though, flies round trip from Dublin. Didn't eat. Didn't eat. Lands showers, rushes over to the studio. We put whiskey in his face. I mean, he asked for it. And then so he got drunk off like half a fucking shot. Yeah, the hammer.

Oh yeah. He came in from Dublin. Yeah, he had no sleep. He wouldn't need any. And also he's trying to hang. He was trying to hang with three comedians. Yeah, but he's great. I was telling Chen, it felt like when you know

when you make new friends in college and then your friends from high school come around, you got to try to get them into the mix. Yeah. And you're like trying to like be the middleman. Like, oh, you played soccer in high school, right? So did Ryan. Yeah. Yeah. That's how I was. That's because because that that's because we all have a language. I'm the middleman. Yeah, you're the middleman. But we all, but we have a language we've been talking all the time in Josh. That's a different language. Like we're talking about your nuts. He's like, what is it? What is it? And the changes goes just don't go man. Yeah. How are your shows of Braia? Great. Great. Yeah. I love those crowds. Great. Right.

I love that damn club. Yeah. It was really cool. I love that club and I love that area. They just, they're things where a lot of our fan bases, so I think you know aren't counties great other doing it right your boy new some M.I.A. Newsom might you know you got the booster you get the booster shot hasn't been seen since yeah, he's sick And he doesn't want to show it cuz gonna you know that comes out that he got definitely yeah, I know a lot He's just missing. Yeah, I know people that took that booster and it put The optics of man. Yeah. I know a lot. So you just missing. Yeah, I know people that took that booster and it put them on there.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for the example, bro. And then his wife is like, do you ever think maybe as a life, it's just not politics, he's that sporting event that got taken down in three seconds. He's like, hey, bitch, what are you doing?

Doing take that down. That literally got taken down and. Oh, they took it down. What you said? Oh my God, yeah. She took it down. Really? He was like, what are you doing? Yeah. Yeah, because it's not like you just mess like...

He has a life outside of politics. It's not like you just mess like some random meeting. He has big deals. Yeah, yeah, it's weird. For long as we haven't seen him. Wow. Right down for the count. Yep.

And we just don't know. How we know. You know. I mean, why else would you just be missing? Just missing. I know there, this is not a surprising or a new thing. It's not surprising to hear this, but I know people that know him pretty damn well. And I spent time with him way before he was a governor.

And one of the things they'd always say is that when he was hanging out with the boys, he's one of the boys. Oh really? Yeah. And he gets boys, he's one of the boys. Oh, really? Yeah. And he gets down. He's a very different person. It's Dr. Jack on Mr. Hyde.

Like when he puts his jacket on, he's politician guy. The most people are there. Yeah, we can't know that. You couldn't be that, you couldn't be that one of the boys and run for fucking government. Well, I'm not sure, I'm not sure. Yeah, it depends. Not really, I mean, I ain't one guy.

The difference, I think DeSantis is pretty much probably who he is in general Not I'm not a fan, but I don't think he's romp. I think it was probably pretty similar Yeah, I mean, I just think that's who we use him I think he just puts on when I see him he's such a politician. It's so fake And I think that's the same problem with Kamala Harris. That's why she no one fucks I'm either side left or everything. It just seems too fake. She's also very ordinary, dude. Yeah, like when she tried, you know, getting the black vote and then you see her in like,

Tim's, it's like, what are you doing? Yeah, man. And they were the wrong Tim's that they don't even wear New York. It's almost like, put these on. The people like this. It's like, you're so damn proud of everyone. But you see through all that.

You just see, like, my mother, my it a mile. My mother will always say, you know, you, we'd learn to communicate long before we developed language, you know, the homo sapiens. And whether you know it or not, you pick up on body language, facial expressions, what the eyes are saying, your mouth might be smiling, but if your eyes ain't smiling, we can, that's creepy.

You can tell, yeah. And we also know when you're being condescending, we can, that's creepy. That's crazy. Yeah. And we also know when you're being condescending, we know when you like somebody for real, when you don't like somebody for real. You know what my issue is? I have to say something to me recently, who makes his living by being able to read people

because they have to loan them a billion dollars or whatever when you, and he said, he said, your issue is that because you like people so much and I do, I like people. And you told me that. I just like people. I see the best part. I see the best part of them.

I never ignore that. And he said, my buddy said, the problem with you dude is that because you like people, they see that. And a lot of times they show you their best side. Yeah, you never see the real. You're not seeing the real side. You're seeing their best side. Fair point. never see the real. You're not seeing the real side. You're seeing their best side. Fair point.

And then what happens is the other people that I know who are discerning go, why are you bringing that guy around? He's a dick. Yeah. Like that's always been my story. We've known each other. What is it? What is it?

You just like, you just, he's like, a type of, no, I think I like people. And you want them to like you. So Brian put, you know, well, my, my, my, in the best of my theory. But my theory is having moved around been moved around so much as a kid people say why are you a comic okay well what what do I do okay so I'm fucking throw me in a different country different common different language different school every year and a half as a kid so you

don't you want to make friends you want to make friends so what do you do learn how to be the not be the last guy picked on the team, be okay at sports, but also fucking learn very quickly. Like immediately. How to read people. What are people proud of? And what are they ashamed of? That my philosophy is everybody is ashamed

of a certain aspect of their life and proud of another. Accentuate the proud, protect them from what they're ashamed of. And if I were teaching a course on how to manipulate people or how to, but for me it was natural. For me, I didn't want, I hated seeing anybody embarrassed. I hate seeing, as you know, I can't stand seeing people's feelings get hurt or be embarrassed. And so I, and Rogan would always criticize me on this because I just can't stand it. So what I do is I, the way you're a middle man, like I was always the middle man. I was always trying to collude.

You take people in your wing. Always, always, yeah. Because I want people to be their best selves. It doesn't mean I'm more virtuous. It's just a personality trait. I probably can't help it. I don't think it's survival for us. You could have tried it off if you wanted it.

It was survival for me, though, as a kid. I had that that was the only way I was gonna make friends. Quickly. And you don't feel like you lose out on anything by being this way. I think you get burned a lot. I think you waste a lot of time on people. I mean, you know, you've got to waste a lot of time

because he's not getting the real people. That's how you bring crazy and broken in life. But I did it a ton of times. I did it with women. But you stay nice. Like you stayed between like, it doesn't mean you doesn't get burned. Yeah, yeah, I know.

But most people, like when they do get burned a lot, they probably just, you know, very standoffish and, you know, that's good. But like you seem to continue to stay genuine. Yeah, some say not learning your lesson. No, well, yes. No, but that's a good point. Like so, so, so, so, how do you balance

the larger question is this. So just take this year, this past year. A lot of times when you go through a disaster, you're very disappointed by humanity and people. It's just the contract you've entered into gets mocked and shredded, right? You're just like, it's a different, you're like, oh, this is the way the game's playing.

You know, you would say, I've spent a lot of my life trying to do good things for people. Yeah. That stuff can happen. Private charities, you know, private charities. Doing what I can do. And I think what happens is you can get very cynical. You can get cynical and you can lose your generosity,

lose your optimism. But then if I do that, then the dark side wins. I don't want that to happen. I don't want that to have power of me. I don't want to change. I don't want that to happen. I don't want that to have power of me. I don't want to change. I don't want to change. I need to be, no, I need to be a little more discerning. You don't see me bring in,

but I have boundaries more. Yeah, and don't bring people, don't bring people in who are not worth it. Because if you bring people in that are not worth it, you don't have energy for the people that are worth it. Yep. So you've got to be more discriminating, right? That might help.

You're good at that, but I've never been good at that. And you're a middle, I mean, Rogan is the best I've ever seen. I'm between Rogan and Brian. Yes. Okay. Rogan's the best. I'm all in the middle. Yeah, yeah.

And Brian's over here. Yeah, because I feel like, yeah, you don't just say yes to like, any. No, but he's also soft, he's softy. Yeah, I don't understand. He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, Annie. No, but he's also softy. Yeah, we'll understand. Yeah, he, but you, you, you, you seem like, you correct me if I'm wrong, but you seem like you dig more into finding out, like just to make sure like, if you're gonna, Brian's gonna trust you right away.

I don't trust you. Right. Got it. Yeah. And even if you fuck me over, I'm gonna be like, I had a bad day. I mean, it's my, I don't know. That's not a good thing.

I know it's not, I know it's not a good thing, but like, it's a weird thing I have, I don't know. That's not a good thing. I know it's not a good thing, but like. It's a weird thing I have, I don't know. And I probably will never change. It looked good and bad. You're 54. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good with that. I'd rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be,

I'd rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be, fuck it. I'm less important. I don't know. But Roganist is, the really successful people I know, a lot of times, are really good at getting rid of you know that Perredo's principally ever heard that when you have a company 20% of your people are

Responsible for 80% of your profits and 20% of your people are responsible for 80% of your problems So you know and sometimes it's it's 3% of the people are responsible for 90% of your Cut those motherfuckers out. Yeah, he's got it. And he can just go like this. At done. And I bet that Jesus Christ dude is like, nah, and he could reason for it because they'll take your energy. And he's great. Well, he's also good at his survival is having to see who wasn't pure in their intentions. Yeah, he grew up alone in a lot of ways. Yeah, so that motherfucker That's I was kind of shocked that he because he approached me when I first met him and I was kind of shocked He but he thought he had met me or something well because you you are Somebody I was pretty cool. I was staying quiet, but you're worth it. Chip. Oh, I saw you immediately what I say to you the first time

I saw you I went come to LA. Yeah, I saw something special I mean, I can't I went to LA. I saw something special. How many people come to LA? Very, three? 1,000. No, three? Literally three people. You go somewhere with your friends in Houston. No, LA. No, I almost, I felt it was genuine when you said that.

When people say I want to get into stand-up and stuff, like I've never, if you say Brian, I want to be an actor or comic, 99 hundred times out of 1000, I'm gonna say, do not do that. But there are, like I probably said three times. One of the things I remember you said to me that night, and I remember that night clearly, you were like, are you reading? And when I thought about that, I was like, oh, I read it.

I'm not reading. And then I just started like, fucking, yes. Reading, you know, just to, now I'll get you. Because I knew you were smart. I knew you were fucking smart It informs your your your expression. I think it's important No one didn't hear watch Yellowstone last night to our premiere no one's in the Yellowstone

I am I just bro. It's season four and you know how like it took a lot of come out people fans were complaining Bro did it deliver it was so intense really oh so fucking good Did you anyway see the heart of they fall with Idris Alba? It's a black Western on Netflix. No fucking pretty damn good Fun as these as he beats all these. Is the bass of a true story? No, man. Now what's city in the Westfuckin was all black back then. That's like, that's like, whole point. That was so funny and good about it.

He's fucking, he's ruthless. Who he is? Oh, and that dude on the right, I don't know that actor is, but he's phenomenal. I forget it, Leuke. Regina King. Yeah, Leuke. He's from Get Out.

I love that guy. Yeah, he's great. He's a leading TL, too. Yeah, and Lanyl. Oh yeah, love that guy. He's great. He's a leading TL too. Yeah, and Lennon. Oh yeah, so good. Oh, so good. Yeah, yeah. That was a good movie, B.

I thought so. I loved it. I thought it was really, really entertaining. Really? Yeah. Very good. Like, he just shot like Tarantino or something. Oh, it is a true story.

Wow. Oh, that guy's dressed more like a... That motherfucker. A little bit of a... That guy's dressed more like a... That motherfucker. A's a little bit... I guess less western on the right and more Mexican-y. Well, probably Native Americans. There was a lot of Native American slaves who would run away sometimes would go to, you know. Oh, there goes.

No, the story... Yeah, no, it's not based on truth. There are a lot of Native American tribes that have a lot of black in them. Like, when we were in... Were you with Native women? I think it was Cherokee Nation or wherever, where was it? No, it might have been upstate. Yeah, no, I think it was upstate Sacramento, remember?

And the tribe was all essentially, but I was like, well, they look pretty African-American to me. Really? Yeah. Are we all in? Dude, look at that. Yeah, Calusa, maybe. I was pretty Native American to me.

Look up, the Calusa. Look at Calusa, you see now. Oh no, the picture of maybe I was pretty native American to me. Look up, the Calusa, look at Calusa, Casino, oh no, the picture was unbelievable. Close tribe, yeah. Yeah, yeah, because that'd be Clusa. There was a picture of it. And, but you have to go to the Casino, Casino, the picture was like, well, interesting.

You'll see. Clusa, Casino picture? I think that's what it was, yeah. They look so Indian to me, baby. No, dude, they are, but there is the picture of the tribe, of the elders who owned the tribe. I was like, not resort photos. That's gonna be pictures of the casino, you know.

I know, but I'm not sure what it is we're looking for, you know. Was that a good game? I think, sure. Yeah, it's a casino, you know? Well, casino. I've done one. And it was, it was, it was tough. Well, we've done a few casinos, did Cluesa, I've done one. And it was, I think it was Clucino. It was tough. Well, we've done a few casinos

that did Clucino and did that Oklahoma. Okay, maybe it's not Clucino, sorry guys. No, they looked straight into, there he is. Oh yeah, that guy looks black. No. What about seven? Okay, yeah. Could it have been Oklahoma, Brian?

Maybe it was Oklahoma. No, they were super Indian Oklahoma. They were very Indian. Maybe we're talking when you do that casino in Jamaica. Might have been in Jamaica. Might have been in Jamaica. I think it was in that very black part of the country. Oh that's right.

Oh it's when you do that casino in South Africa. That's in South Africa. That was in Africa. You just got like the one in the casino in Africa. Yeah that's right. But it was the American Indian. Yeah. That's right. That's what it was.

They had Americans in Africa. That's right. You say that Americans are black. They're black. That makes sense. That makes sense. Well, they're rather black. I took a fucking spin class the other day. Those are tough.

That party on, or it's not a part called party on a bike. That's back home. Was the music blaring? Yeah, blaring, ready? And it's all black. Still dark. You know, yes. They make you wear a mask?

No. That's good. No, we just get down. You know what made it tough? And I think I thought I'd be all right up with other people that in Because I've done it in like forever, but they they brought out these like little weights those little 10 pounds Oh, you're on the bike doing it. Yeah, you have like and I'm like and I think I was gonna struggle A couple of times though. Oh my god. It was tough In the valley no, do we do it?

Marina Del Rey. That's when I did it with Bert. I'm a thin and a wild. They're good. I'd rather do something else, but they're good. No, you like? Not my thing. I like the vibe.

I like the energy. It smells like a fart in there. I don't like the music. You like the music? The music's so intense. It reminds me of cheerleading. Yeah. That makes sense.

Yeah. The music's all your heart rate and shit. Yeah. The best workouts I've ever had are the ones that on sense. Yeah. That's how I love the music, all your heart rate and shit. Yeah. You do sweat at home. The best workouts I've ever had are the ones that on it, Jim. Pushing a sled and stuff like that. It's like a sweat city. Oh. I like that on a jokter. Oh, yeah, I think you guys there.

Yeah. Those workouts are just made like half hour in and out. Yeah, if I had that every day, that'd be great. Oh, that was weird. I like that damn skier. Oh, the rarer's a motherfucker. Oh, that skier's a motherfucker. And but pushing a sled might be the best thing for your life.

Oh, yeah, we had that dope sled we like. We can just, we can adjust. Yeah, the weight, the resistance. I think that's, I think that's, yeah, which we had on it out here. So do I. Look at that. That's literally it's only location, yeah? Best looking people you'll ever see.

Men and women. Yeah. I'm a razz, where I never felt shitty here about myself when those fucking pro football players were all working out with their shirts off like right next to us. Remember when I was like, if one more person tells me I'm a pro athlete.

Yeah, yeah, I'm a boss. I feel like I'm a boss. One more person tells me if I'm a pro athlete. I'm gonna go. And you guys just jacked. I felt like such a piece of shit. Like you need to go to zoo the guys in there like They're just jacked well they're all like influencers your body. Oh, like they're all like I don't give a fuck about those guys when I'm around

These boys are like I have to try and chat yeah middle linebackers and they're just shirts are off They got long hair and I'm like how fuck what happened what happened? God, even you've get insecure around, like both of us are like, look at there, they take their shirts off and you're like, fuck this is something you're gonna have to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do.

You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do.

You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. You have something to do. He took his shirt off. Well, because I only had a long sleeve, so I wasn't gonna, I was running a long sleeve in sweatpants, I wasn't gonna work out in that. So I did a lot of that. Yeah, you're trying to show off what a girl's done.

Do I have a chest of a 10 year old? I ain't showing off to anybody. You gotta let yourself go. That's the greatest. I've got some balls to take your shirt off as a zoo. It's your torso is American, you gotta, it's gotta be free. That's what I say.

You taking a shirt off as a zoo is like your girl with zero tits, we're gonna hooter. Yeah. It's just, you gotta, you gotta take. It's got some tits, he has never had a, it's just you got a you got a tattoo. He has never terrible chest It's got shoulders. I'll show who's his bigger your who's chest is bigger yours account He has no I have no count has never had an incline bench in his life

He's all really gonna take a shirt off. He don't give a fuck. That's not bad body, dude Not a bad body though. I see what you're saying about the chest. For my arms, like my arms. And put that arm down, darling. That's the only reason my arms are feeling it. Yeah. Do you hit dumbbells and shit? Yeah, he works his ass over there.

Yeah, you're in there. Are we here? Yeah. And zoo? Oh, shit. Are you either going to zoo or are I go to Golds and Glendale. Hey, hey you was boxing yesterday I saw you hitting the what did they call that bag? It was it was kind of like a it wasn't like the water bag, but it was like a low

It was a two strings on it. No, it was not one It's like a We go every morning Usually three times yeah in there in zoo. We go every morning. We go to the bathroom. No, no, no. We don't go all the way. That's the past one. Usually three times a week. Yeah. How long have a drive is it? For me?

Yeah. I'm off wheelchair and like. So is it a 30 minute three? Yeah. Where is it? It's eight minutes from my house. If that, yeah, I'm right up the screen. And so, so that's an hour for you guys.

You just have, you know, have a year. No, it's like 30 minutes from here. 30 minutes. That's it? No, I'm saying. Oh, to work out what are you gonna do to that kid that's a that's actually good what's it what's it what's it what's it's a droplet bag is that a good that's that golds nice jab yeah see I like how's the town that girl I like everybody boxing how's the town that grows? I care about you boxing. How's the town that goes? Yeah

Good. Oh good bad. Yeah, I don't know the Lings. I fall in love at least like three times. Of course you do it. Tell me what the fuck Yeah, I follow love three thousand days. It makes sense Way hotter than the ones that do guaranteed what time be it been? When it's popping like three four o'clock in the afternoon? Yeah. When the tiktokers sleep in, come out from underneath their cages. Freeze come out in. Yeah, but like there's just,

at zoo, there's not that many of them. Like there's like maybe like 10, 15 at like, but when they come, they get, they show up. Yeah, they show up. Every five minutes a bad girl comes in. I'm like, oh, man. You're not mean to anybody, huh? I mean, like, I don't want to be that guy

like to go up to a girl and hit on him during the workout. I'm like, oh, I'm like, oh, that type of guy. Respect. Yeah, you could DM him a little later. Oh, no, I've been trying to do that. I've been trying to do that. Good stuff, not working. Like, the way you squat.

So I on the bench. I just like, I think, kind of weirdz me out a little bit. I don't want him to think I'm a little scared. It is awkward. It is awkward. Yeah, they say it's a no-no. That's what they say at the gym. They say it's a no-no. That's what they say at the gym They say it's a no-no to do that

What did you do this weekend, kid? Me to fight campaign with this Yeah, and then just hung out on my ground on the Kim the what you can my show Friday Friday went to your show. Yeah, you want. Yeah, it was dope. That's right Dope that's right good Real good crowds. Yeah, yeah. I was before there. You had that outside area? No, never. No, I refused to say shows.

The hot? Yeah, that's where they were holding it. Yeah, they had it for a lot. Done four shows out there. Not this year. What do you say about the outside where you did the mean green? That's what you started.

I'm talking about two fucking months ago. I was doing shows. They were holding. I had lined there four times this year. Well, the one and one, I don't know. Everything's adorable. No, they do have, Where do you do the Mean Great?

Yeah, they don't show that. They don't do shows. I don't do shows. I'm doing shows. No, no. They had a shutdown. They had a shutdown. I've never done that.

I'm saying I do showshow. I do showshow. Yeah, yeah. Not that outdoors. Well, it was good. There's outdoor shows, there were shows. They were good shows. You're just small there. Wasn't that small they got they packed that whole I'm talking about the

I know I do I mean great there. Yeah, yeah, yeah a lot they they packed that in it was pretty packed Yeah, it's not like the main room there. It's just as big dude Tell you I've been I've been there four times done that show I've been doing that that club for Ten years, I know that's fine You want to you want to bet I bet you $1,000. That outdoor venue doesn't seat as maze of indoor. Well, I mean, I mean, I don't know the numbers, but it was pretty packed.

I'm sure, I'm not saying it's not packed. I'm saying it doesn't seat as maze of indoor. But those outdoor shirts are pretty good. I want to do that outdoor. Well, it wasn't really so much outdoor. I mean, it's just a, You did it recently? Yeah, well, I mean, I don't know, probably.

Probably during the pandemic. Three months ago. No, not three, premmorning that. Yeah. Because they've been open for a while. Whenever they, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know probably during the pandemic. Yeah, three months ago. No, not three Prem more than that. Yeah, because they've been open for a while. Whenever they yeah, because that's the only reason I go the club Because they're they're open and you know, they have full capacity right right because they do the full capacity Yeah, but the other ones aren't no, and the other one you know, it's dice. You're talking about the round The I'm talking the full rooms wide open. That's why run shows that It's a good room to them. They pack it. That's a good room. Yeah.

Great last show the last night on real. Unreal. Yeah. That's how a comedy club should be. It was that they surround you. Like that's cool. Because it's always been struggling. But I'm glad it's like I'm glad it's doing well. Yeah. I don't know how that family. They're great people, man. Yeah. The sun. Yeah. The top of the overjack Juniors. Yeah. Yeah. They're great. The mom was there though. Yeah. Terry. Yeah. Yeah the sun yeah the sun to check you over Jack Juniors. Yeah great. The

mom was there though. Yeah Terry. Yeah Terry. Yeah those guys started doing that club because no club was like full capacity. It's close to your right. Super easy. 20 minute drive if that with no traffic it's like 15 minutes. It's actually it's not even too far from my crew either. No it's easy. Easy drive. Yeah it's easy to me going to Hollywood that club deserves it

I'm glad that you're supporting fun. Yeah, that's good club. We had a good weekend. Yeah, show yeah shows Can buy did his spot. Yeah, Chelsea pulled up. All right, Jim. What do you got buddy? All right first one But if you're new outdoor shows, there's like jamming the van. What else? There's that one supernova supernova those are great Yeah, yeah, I just jamming the van's got a dope spot now. I like jamming the van, what else? There's that one. Supernova. Supernova, those are great. Yeah. Yeah, I just... Jamming the van's got a dope spot now. I like jamming the van. The new, the new, their newer spot.

Yeah, she knew outdoor, that's the move. Yeah. You don't like outdoor? I don't like outdoor shows. Yeah. I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, And you do want an San Antonio? Yeah.

Well, it's tough. I just, I, I just prefer the color. I know. Cause it, it's like the sound here. It's the sound to me. Yeah, I just don't like, some people love it. Not me. Not on camera. I wait for it. I mean, if sounds Feel anything sound it's on like some people love it not me. Yeah, I wait for it I mean if I have to do it I get it. Yeah, if I have if you give me a choice I don't know I wait for inside that's what comedy the I've had the other times I've had really bad sets

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On Friday, it was the first day of AstroFest, which is Travis Scott's festival. Just dedicated to him, then he has other artists pop up. On, it's usually a two day event. On Friday, the very first day, a bunch of people had actually bum rushed the VIP entrance. So a bunch of people ended up coming

into the concert, who didn't have like, tickets or anything. And- And- And- And- And- And- And- And- And- And- anything. The victim was 14, 16, 21, 23, and 27, 14. I saw a video, someone had their five-year-old there. That's the thing. It's a concert. That's not worth paying the

million years. But something is Travis got to know it, like he promotes, like he wants his audience to get crazy, as he said. Yeah, because this time last year, there were three people who were actually trampled during his concert. He had a different concert where he actually told a guy who was on the third story balcony to jump and try to crowdsurf. He was paralyzed shortly after that. Well, there was, there was something on the, the ambulance were coming through.

The ambulance as well. They climbed up to the top of the ambulance. It was, I think that that's, that's on, this is also on live nation on also the, I absolutely. I saw a defense lawyer talking about it and they're like, it's really not on Travis Scott. Like he promote, like his issues, he promote it.

That's it. Cause he wants to meet crazy. But he's like, he's more on security and live nation, you know, with all the people there. And then Isaac who works for us, he's been in a Travis Scott country. He's like, do I've been in the front row? It's, I've never do it again.

He was just fucking off. Jesus, come on. Yeah, that's wild. He's like, when he comes on, he encourages everybody to get wild and he encourages people to jump the barricade and do all this crazy shit. He's like, people are just getting smashed, dude.

They're gonna be a worse way to die because they say you just can't bring it in. You get a, it's just a sea of people. I really get shot in the face. Me too, dude. Just shoot me in the face. Fuck that. And you can't bring your hands down.

Now you're getting, you know, far. I don't know what happened. Like what goes on there, because I go to a lot of concerts, especially like the hardcore punk ones, like that's I mean that's our world but like it's it's for us It's just like a different etiquette, but is it 50,000 people? This is 50,000 yeah, there actually has been a large trend since since this has happened of different people performing at arena Stadiums basically a different artisan like hey, we're being told that people are getting trampled people are getting squished together Everybody were stopping the show. Yeah, I guess Travis said I guess Travis said that was like hey, yo

We need help down here like this girl's past like he was saying like we need help This is what that this problem is is he like he encourages like that craziness the British the British soccer Federation went through this shit like where people got one, there was, I came around, I don't know who the shit. Oh, dude, and people got crushed. They got crushed against one side of a wall, and they, from that point on, they did all these measures. You can't go to a fucking soccer game if you're part of a,

if you're on a little... To 50,000. Holy shit. And there it is, all of what is to be 50,000 people ran to the front. And you know, because the, maybe the obviously Travis Scott's the headliner, he brought Drake out.

So kids lost their shit and rushed to the front. Oh my God. Squeeze minutes before. You don't even know what the fuck is happening, dude. Yeah. It's really heartbreaking. There's a lot of video circulating right now about people in the crowd where people

are screaming for help, but then you can't hear a power. He can't see them. You got a lot of people who realize when those lights are on you, you can't see the thing. You can barely see the thing. Yeah, and you're like, you're not aware. But there you go. Scott Paz is the actual word performance after seeing the ambulance.

Yeah, you got to stop. Damn, I don't say right. One star performance for a song. I looked at my boyfriend and said, we have to get got to stop. Damn, I don't say right one star performance for a song. I looked at my boyfriend said we have to get out of here. Damn. He said I can't. We can't. I sure are looking up and passing out. Jesus Christ. There have been several several different news articles that had came out

since this all happens in that Travis Scott had stopped his concert three times to try to check what was happening. Meanwhile, there are a lot of people on the hate train right now saying that... I'm just gonna have to... But my thing, like, obviously he wants his craziness or whatever, but at some point, like, these people need to take some responsibility, the fans who rush the thing, like, you can as much scared as you want in the front, and what can they do if the people... My thing is... ...in fucking idiots and rush into the stage and The person in front of you is I can't breathe and you keep fucking pushing people get pushed behind them too

Though that's the problem is that you you don't even realize what the fuck is happening until it's too late It's like a wave. Yeah, that's exactly what people described it as like that's why they would rush in and then like as people are Pushing forward people then like back up over time and that's how people People that are crazy they know that that's why it's really But you know it's crazy is like all the haters online like they need more security there in the governor of the mayor The mayor goes Astral world Travis got conscious have more security than the world series so stop that yeah Yeah, I think it's a question of how you barricade.

And when you have no barriers, and people can just run to the front, that's gonna happen. Well, I think that, and then obviously you can't do 50,000 people. You can't. You're gonna have to limit the access, which make the price go through the roof.

Yeah. Or have seating where they can't. Yeah, they have to. Some festivals have it where they're ever split. Yeah. Like if you don't see certain, like especially the festivals in Europe, you'll see like the crowd is like, that's where they do it if you know, they do it, especially the festivals in Europe, you'll see like the crowd is like, that's why they do it.

That's why they do it. And it's like if you watch like, yeah, for stuff like that, you create those measures so people don't get. We've had a lot of this happen in the past. Yeah, again, in the soccer game. Well, he's had it happen before though. He, he, there's not to this now. Yeah, no, no, it's happening. For him, I think it it's just like I'm here to get people crazy and that fun Obviously naturally, but which is Christ man That's that's on that that's on the organizers and and how they set up the infrastructure It's just I would never go to traps got I would love him and I love his collapse

But I would never go to a concert ever ever ever You're not 20. Yeah, you know and Trampold I was always afraid. Jesus Christ. I'm always so scared. I'm always in the outside I took the Logan Paul Floyd May was fast working. I'm wicking around. I see all the Logan steam and Floyd steam I'm like, why are they so close to the ring and in my head? I'm thinking of some pops off This is gonna be a nightmare like Like there's not much security. My security guard was 400 pounds and not fast. So literally, I think during the second round,

they gave me personal security, I go, I'm gonna get out of here. Dude, you get the best thing in the house, you know? I know, I have anxiety. I'm gonna watch you from the back. So I went all the way to the back. Well, we were in Philly. We done a show and like in Philly and in like certain parts

of this and Boston people get aggressive and when they're drinking and I remember you and I were like I remember you said hey these because you're from Denver and you were like this fucking Philly crowds. I was like they're notorious for being aggressive. We got the fuck out of Boston too. Same thing like let's get the fuck out. I don't want to big. I don't want to be near that. No, I don't need to be in the middle of what the fuck and then stab shoot or fight You got a boss they keep using that Lincoln Park video where yeah Stop stop stop stop. Yeah, they've been using a lot of Lincoln Park videos I mean there's tons of bands that like

Different Like like drafts guy you're talking young kids Probably on I mean young kids Lincoln Barrett You ever see the Rolling Stone concert and time when when that the hell's angels the hell's angels doing No one hell's angels secure because they'll stab somebody. Yeah, they're not like excuse me came back up I got my shame. Yeah In the concert like it'd be kind of lit to have Hell's Angels.

Yeah, I'll think. They'll kill you. That's not like that. Yeah, but we don't play any games. Yeah, well, how cool that be if I rolled the Hell's Angel. I'm like, you know, that's cool. My man Larry over there, Hell's Angels MCs, he's gonna open you up a little bit.

He's gonna have something to say. Dude, that's what happened. He had one warning. They didn't get changed. That's what happened with Mike Kepsett's stand-up life. He was rolling around with some goons and they beat the hell out of this dude. The stop to do that, right? Yeah, it's on YouTube.

They beat that dude. Yeah. He was so bloody, he didn't go to the hospital. Because my boy, Kasey Courier, he was the GM of the club at the time. And he saw that whole thing go down. He was trying to get the dude. He was trying to tell them to stop fighting.

It was, didn't Jay Paul get beat up after he did that thing to do that? Well, by Floyd's good. That's what he wanted though. That's different. He got beat up. They just gave him a little rough run. Yeah, beat up.

Oh, he did. Oh, that's a great deal. Yeah, man. What, Jimmy Carr, you know, the great, you know, the best comics alive. Jimmy Carr, who's like one of the best roasters of all time. So people heckle him and he has a whole bit of, like he lit this dude up, he was like,

come on, talk and lights this guy up. Well, people think like, oh, that's the vibe. So he's at another show and the guy interrupting the show. And finally, Jimmy, like he's not playing. And he's like, dude, shut the fuck, like he's not playing the roast game with him. He's like, I'm trying to do my set, shut the fuck up, the guy keeps talking and he has a personal security guard who is,

I think, former special forces. Sure. And the guy goes, I'm gonna say something and goes, Oh, you are me. And he goes, I promise you, you don't want Harry over there. Get his hands moving. It was so funny. The guy piped down super fast.

Oh yeah. Don't fuck off. Because his boy came out the back and he pointed at him. If you want Harry to get going here, it was a promise you don't want him to get going. No, no. Yeah. Cause his boy came out the back and he pointed him. If you want to hear it, just get going here. There's a promise you don't want him to get going. No, no. Yeah. Yeah, don't, don't let slip the dogs.

That's it. What else you got, Jen? Yeah, Travis got stuff, tragic man. I just saw this pop up too, that he's covering the funeral cost for all the people that died. Oh, yeah, it could have to. Yeah, I mean, it sucks, man, all the way around.

Oh, it's terrible for him. Speaking of being squeezed, but also it sucks, man, all the way around. All the, it's terrible. Speaking of being squeezed though, we just should mention that Michael rap port's ribs are hurting a lot because, no, but I want it very clear. Remember, I didn't ask for this. He was, he was, he was, he was talking a lot of shit. He was ballin' me to be stuck with. He was not making light of anything to happen there,

but I'm just saying Michael, Michael decided, Michael decided to keep, Polo can be there. And then I was, I will admit that I was maybe in the hallway going Squeeze him and then I was going about and then he he was like let me get you know Whatever and headlight and headlight. Yeah, I said let me get in the headlight and you said I've never been in one of those and then He did that and then tried to give up and then try to give up and then you said well, no, it's too late now look at him Yeah, I attacked them. Yeah, there you go. There you go.

You said your Photoshop game is crazy. How funny is it? I guess you dislodged a rib cartilage or something. He's having some trouble. But that's what you get. Look at his face. Shoes are terrible. Your shoes are terrible.

You like those shoes? Oh, this is my face. But for real, like you leave me. They're pretty beefy. They're terrible shoes though, right, Bob? Yeah, they're totally. Just generally, wouldn't shoes though, right? Yeah, they're too big. Just generally, wouldn't you say everybody? Oh, I love those.

You think those are dope? It's not my style. There's a terrible shoe. I would never. You know what? Well, let's just, I would never, I know. That's fair. I would never.

I know, I know. I know you're gonna say it. I don't want to have a style. So you have Adidas tennis shoes on. They've had for how long? So what? Forever. Yeah.

But those are great. And you have business on. So, hold on. You don't get an opinion because you have peanut butter falcon vans on. Eat a dick. These are fake. He has belted those shoes on. Oh shit dude.

Thank you. Brian. Yeah. Hey, you need to be checked sometimes. I like this. You know what? to be checked sometimes. I like this. You know what? I bought another pair. I wouldn't know that those are a little bit.

I know. Those are some of my favorite shoes. They're a lot of noxious. I would take offense if you weren't 54. I gotta be honest. If someone younger came out, I wouldn't just defend myself. They hurt my shoes. You can see my feet there.

And then your feet are like, everybody love. Right? They're a little bit. They're too much for you. They're too much. They're too much. I'm feet are like, everybody love! You know, you said that. Right, they're a little bit. They're too much for you. They're too much. They're too much. I'm just being like, Now you wear the same thing every day

and I would take a fenced out. I'm not, I'm not. I would take a fenced out. I know I'm not exactly a fashion icon. And I like we are wearing here. And I like, I like those are all right. These are louder than those. I don't see them at those work though.

Really, so crazy. They're like, Don't ever wear those again. But you'll see those all the time. I'll tell you what, I'll stop wearing those. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, besides green black. I, I, hey, hold on. I will stop wearing those if you quit doing stuff to your face and get a hair transplant. How about that? Fuck you. Is that fair? I'm not, I'm not doing anything to my face.

I have to stop for a job. You have to stop for a job. But I'll, did you? I had to get some hair to do that to the face. The dermatologist. Yeah. You gotta get rid of the silo. Insane with your lids and the hair transplant.

My lids, what the hell? I know. I know. How can you bring my lids up? I couldn't see. You've had three procedures. I had one procedure. Nope, that was from my lids. You had your, you had a head, right?

You had the hair transplant? That's one. A little time ago, dude. Doesn't matter, still in the record books. All right. I've had your eyes done. Okay, and now the dots on your face, you've had the. That's not classic surgery.

Take that back right now. It's cosmetic. No, it's not. I had cancer, pre-cancer, you see. I did it. You just wanted the. It's cosmetic. No, it's not. It had cancer. Precansister thing. You just wanted to dot off your nose. No, it was a little, but she goes, I want to take that off.

And then she went, No, you came in there and asked her to take it off. Because she didn't come to the head. I've been noticing pages like you have dots on them. No, my sister said, what's that thing? Go get it checked out. I wanted to check.

She goes, I don't like, I think we should get it off there. Of course. And then wear some block because you don't. And she goes, let me take these off too. Sure. I stopped there. They were there.

Sure. All of this is a little fucking, you can't call that. That's cosmetic. Bullshit dude. She was, she froze some of the things off. Now you want to bet that's not your last procedure. I'm not sure. I will not get another procedure.

I can't do this. I'm really considering that a procedure. Thank you. Fucking I get off. Come here. Come here. No, I'm not. another procedure. I really consider that a procedure. Thank you. I got it. Come here. No, I'm not. No, fuck you.

Dude, listen, do you have velcro shoes? I'm not. No, I bought another pair. That's crazy. Yeah, you got dice on your socks. I love, I pay bro. I fuck with your shit, man. It's lit.

That shit's lit. Thank you. The only time I've ever seen velcro shoes is on Love on the Spectrum. Eat it, dick. The only time I've ever seen Velcro shoes is on Love on the Spectrum. Eat it, dick. The only time I've ever seen other Velcro shoes. That is not true. Someone else you've ever seen Velcro shoes. I happen to, I have a idea of a hair salon.

Who? Big Davis. Love on the Spectrum. No. That's your reference. I was kind of saying him to help prove your point. Thank you, sir. He has Velcro shoes?

Yeah. I'm with the eye. I do have to call it back. Literally, literally any of those cup sides, gray and black. I you, sir. He has velcro shoes. Yeah. I'm with the I do have to I do have to color. Literally any of the cup sides, gray and black. I gotta do that. I'm not gonna go buy. I don't see color, but no. No. Any color. Literally, I don't go fuck walking. We're right. Blue, black, gray. They're universal. I know. We're not all the fucking. It's because I don't know really how to once I step out a little pick a color I never see you pick the color

Green maybe get wild get wild some green we're green. I once in a while. I have some green I like it puts me in a good mood. I need some like good blues like some some sky blue a navy blue a sky blue Maybe that'd be fun. Yeah, like what the color of your your hat. I'll be cool Could wear my beanies. Green. Blue, what else can I do? What else can I go? This is a look.

Sometimes. No, it's a top one. Like a red, but not a grid. Like a red, it's fall, so. So red. Yeah, like a brown would be nice on you. Brown. Oh, like a faded red.

A tan. Yeah, shirts, you're saying. I don't care, dude. Whatever you want. A patch. Just put patches on. Would that be fun? Just kind of wear different colored patches.

What's scarves? Scarves are good. I just, this is not fair. Change, I've been old man. It's just older, I should sit older. Oh, I meant to take a picture for you, Christian and Kyle. I was driving up in church, there's a store that says, five, eight, and under.

And it's just closed for short men. Is that true? Yeah, it's often, it's often true. It's called by, it's a weird name, but put clothing store up in a 5, 8 and under. Sure it wasn't baby gap or something? No, dude, I'm dead serious. It had like small suits in the front.

It should be called short keying's fashion. You guys need to go there, if you guys need to suit us. I gotta start, I'm dressing a little bit too much like a skit. There it is. Jimmy, how do you say it? Jimmy's? Oh, Jimmy's five-eight-nunder.

Five-eight-nunder. I don't know. Look at that expansive shop specializing in short men. Wow. That could be you guys. I wanna go in there and be like, you have nothing for me. Ah.

See you later, I gotta go back to my beach. Look at that little dude. Look at that little dude. Look at that little dude. Oh, look at the owner. He said, man, I need a store that fits me. And then they went, you know what? We're gonna hire the tall slated in the world. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

To make you guys feel shorter, we're gonna hire the biggest normal one. You might be five, four. In heels. Yeah. Yeah. He's the owner. See, he made, of course, George could stand the shops there, dude. In this great.

Yes, he does. I'll tell you guys again. I'm six and five five five five five six. And when you thought you were the same, like, Daly, it was the same height as you. I always thought we were the same. And then he stood next to you. Yeah, he's six, too.

Yeah, you're so much taller. I know. I do. Shoulders like an at least knows is like here. And then he stood next to you. Yeah, he's six too. Yeah, you're so much taller. I know, yeah. His shoulders like an athlete. Yeah, his nose is like here. Well, that was what was weird. Is your shoulder is way higher. His head is big. Yeah, your shoulders way higher.

So his height is more in his torso. Yeah. And his head. He's got a long leg. And his head's long. He doesn't have long legs. No, it's more in his torso in that head. He has a really long midsection.

Big head to a long head. Long head. Yeah. So he's got a long skull. Whereas you're like more proportions to what happens. Kind of. Your shoulders were this higher.

I know. I can't believe how much bigger I was. I always thought me and him were the same size. Yeah. Yeah. Even he was like, he's like a giant in me. I know. Do we have now?

Yeah. No. He's not that big. Anyways, that's the store for you guys if you're looking for. I meant to fucking take a picture of it. He just helped you all out. I'll give you a big shot. If you guys need suits and stuff

Should have other shirts and stuff for small people. I Business can't be poppin right? What's that there for the for the Jimmy's? I don't know If you're a short guy like I would never go in a big and tall. You feel like a complete Crew and get small yeah, right? You but like there's suits for y'all everywhere. Yeah, yeah, right? Yeah, get him tailored. If you're that small, you can't just go in the like,

men's and warehouse, right? Yeah, but you can go to like, different places in the game, Taylor. Jimmy's needs to tap up their God damn social media. And welcome to Jimmy As for Men 5-8. Oh, the world's most complete men's wear store for short men. Fuck yeah. We design and develop clothing for men 5-8 and the world's most complete men's wear store for short men. Fuck yeah.

We design and develop clothing for men 5-5 to 5-8 and for men under 5-5. So just say, collection was originally defined. 5-8 and under 1. Yeah just say 5. Not an afterthought of a scaled down regular size. Yeah man. And don't forget about you guys. You can scale down a regular size for a man 5-10 doesn't produce the proper size for

men 5. You should go in there and do that.. You should go in there and do it. And you should go in there and do it. I'm gonna go inside. You have anything? Say you're being discriminatory. And they're trying to cancel. Yes.

Yeah. And then they write an article about it. Or, they're gonna get fitted for a shoot and they said they don't like Mike Ty. Better yet, go get some shorts and put them on anyway. And some shoes and just be like, I got it, this is good. And then blast, I don't know.

Walk out, barely able to walk you. I just blasted out. I just blasted my dick out the front. Yep. What else you got, Jen? All right. How does that show? Nova not have a short king section.

Cause they have the curve in the fashion Nova men. No, why? Cause I like money. This is probably not a huge market. They could take over that market. They could sell short kings. If you promoted it right. They could so change. So, if you promoted it right? Short Kings.

Yeah. But if the brand was associated with just short guys, like no guy wants, you know, it's like small-day fashion, you know what I'm saying? Like no guy wants that. Well, it's not small-day fashion. But you know what I'm saying? Like if you start small-day fashion,

no guys can be like, oh, no. Short Kings is good because it makes people feel like, yeah, short king is a good name. Like if you embrace your short-king, even if you're a saluto is calling himself a short-king. He was? Yeah. Sure, and that's great.

Listen, this is for branding for the show, but I think in the real world, are people really gonna, like do you want, like I wouldn't wear something that said big-king on it. I'm like, God damn, didn't I? Well, I think the problem is people will go, he shops a short-king and then all of a sudden, your nickname would be short-king. So I'd be like, I was fucking, he shops the short king, and then all of a sudden, you're nicknamed it would be short king.

So it'd be like, as if I can guy shops the short king. Hey, check out short king over there, and all of a sudden, now it becomes a very easy. Very easy. Very easy. Yeah. All right. You'd have to re-branch your kings

as like short kings with big decks. That's the only way I would work. Anti-tall. Call it the anti-tall. Short man, anti-tall. Like, he's name it's in type of marketing, but with short Yeah, we're starting to like better out the letter L upside down. No, what?

This is the L this is upside down now. See what I mean tall guy. Yeah, you have to make it Tall guy short guy. Oh There it is tall guy. Yeah. Short guy. I like that. I don't, I don't, Hey, I don't like how long it took everybody to realize that. I just didn't know what he was saying. Yeah, I don't know what he was saying. And the angle he's got it up, I didn't see.

And then that's the, that's just, that's the logo. Nobody knows why, but they do know why. That right there, pistol. You know, you beat, you know what the problem is being? You're assuming all shortcuts have big dicks But they want that that's that's a good that's what we'll kept see you want people to have huge dongs But then the Asian guys go in the store like A lot of short guys have they've done studies

They have run. Yeah, there are a lot of medical studies and I've been doing a few real-time medicine. Go ahead. This how do you earn? Hold it down. Arbor's dick. You won't let me see your dick. Every time I try to get a dick.

He hides it. He goes in the stall. He fucken covers up with his shoulder. I'm like, let me just get one little peak. She has a lot of got. She's hiding it. She's hiding it. Let me see it.

Let's say you didn't grow up in the locker room shit. I know. Yeah I have good luck. I'll go like fun like key to short guys have big penis just small There's no short guys have both a big and small penis. Yeah, I'm sure it just depends yeah It smells weird for this day, come When I was in college was a kid who refused to take his towel off. We were like, something's going on in there. Sure enough, he had the biggest auntie to whoever stayed.

Oh, he did. But no, it wasn't. I'm saying like the hood. Yeah. Like it was like, you're like, when my son puts on my jacket, it was like his arm with my hood hanging off. Yeah, I'm cut.

Yeah. And that's why he was hiding it. A lot of skin. Yeah, all skin, no trunk. Yeah. How about, does he grow into the trunk? No, he's 20 something years old. You might have no like is he a grower rather than a shower? I don't know, but either way he was very ashamed of it What does he get you

Here we go this came out last week. Will Smith is coming out with a book and he's been releasing little snippets from his memoir. I liked Will Smith better when I didn't know all this shit. That's a thing a lot of people are saying. People are saying that they liked Jaden and picket Smith and Will Smith a lot more before they started being open about it. Yeah, Jaden is like, we don't like to fuck each other.

We have an open relationship. It's like, oh, you guys are weird as fuck. What happened to the cool Will Smith Will's like yeah, I was suicidal. I'm thinking about killing my dad. It's like whoa fresh prints say last did You're on it. Yeah, this is what Get made way around the internet my father was finally but he also had every game plan game play Recydall he was an alcoholic, but he was still right every premiere of every movie He's listening every record. Okay sounds like a solid guy. I like to drink. When I was nine

years old, I watched my father punch my mother inside of her head so hard that she claps a solid spit blood. They are divorced when was a teen in 2000. Was he a teen? Look, he loved his son, but the lowest point of the relationship between his father came when he was caring for his father in the end of his life. One night as I deadly wheeled him from his bedroom towards the bathroom, what darkness arose with me. The path between the two rooms goes past the top of the stairs. All right. As a child, always told myself that I would one day avenge my mother.

I paused at the top of stairs. I punched him right inside of his head just to get out of there. I could shove him down easy, get away with it. As the decades of pain anger, resentment, of course, I shook my head and proceeded to wheel daddy out to the bathroom. Now, is he doing so much, you think? Because I don't, I'm not buying it. These are my eyes right now and I'm under water.

I got skeptical, hip-a-wise. Yeah, yeah, I tried to sell this. I don't believe anything, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I'm calling homeboy racist, like I already did. It's just a lot of this stuff becomes, although Sammy the book, Ravana talked about his mother, he loved his mother so much, and he literally says,

and at one point I just thought, you know, she's in so much pain, and I thought about pushing her down the steps, and I think it would have been boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and that would have been painful, but at the end it would have been peace, and I couldn't do it, but I thought about it, no. But he's also a straight up killer.

He's a killer. He's a fresh prince of Bel Air. Yeah. And now is he doing this to become more relatable? Which I'm all good, dude. I like the view is the eye of goodness. I like the view you're better person the rest of us. Yeah.

And, you know. He also said he had suicidal thoughts or something like that? Yeah, he also talked about how he had once considered suicide. And he re- Another thing he mad about him being really upset that he had Jaden Smith in the movie after Earth and it bombed and then that took a hit to Jaden's career shortly while he was a teen. Then he asked to be emancipated.

It's just a lot of like little family. Oh, shit. Yeah, heavy heavy Drama coming out Yeah, it's a pretty good life. Yep. Yep. Yep. Still can't really be famous since he was 14 forever. Yeah forever and And so I'm sure that's why I like sure he came with it struggle That's why like Leonardo DiCaprio. He's not out there He doesn't say I'm doing all this work. It's not like, oh, I was sad the other week.

No. Professional, dude. And by the way, it keeps that small tight group of friends around him. It's always had those friends who are loyal to the core. He makes his climate videos. Yeah, but he can talk about saving the world, Japan. Yeah, he's not trying to fucking.

Oh, you're talking about this, isn't he? Yeah, it's like, dude, what are you doing? I think I can do something. I think I can do some global warming, dude. I mean, I think I talking about this. Yeah, it's like, dude, what are you doing? I think I'm climbing. I think I'm a global warming dude. I mean, I think I can say this. Like after he did Titanic, he realized, like my friend was with him and he started to cry, you know? And he said, what's wrong?

And he goes, I don't want to be, I don't want to be this movie star thing. I don't want this to ruin me. I don't want to be this hard-throb teen movie star. So he fucking met with Martin Scorsese. This is true. And Scorsese said, you got a friend right in a book? No, no, he's not.

Okay, you don't know. They were locals. And he goes, and he goes, you got to decide whether you want to be an actor and or you want to go for popularity. And that's why DeCaprio linked up with a guy named Martin Sc Scorsese and if you look at the movies the choices he made and how he stayed the fuck out That's what he started doing. Yeah, like that was a deliberate Move on his part because they wanted him to be everything right the new Batman the new all this stuff

And he was like I love an environment. Yeah, he was like man. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that I'm gonna create some stuff, you know. He's a great fucking actor. He's such a beast. Elon Musk the other day went on Twitter and put up a poll saying, I don't get this roast. You see him roast the guy who was making fun of him?

No. Oh, really? I can't believe I saw in this article. Yeah, some guys was making fun of me, said your avatar looks like you just peepied. It's like a weird like, on your lost gay joke thing. It's weird. Bring that up, Chinny.

Yeah, this guy, like some guy was talking shit about him. He responded back about his avatar, saying he looks like Peepie. It was a weird roast. Someone, he's a little bit on the spectrum, yeah? Oh, yeah, yeah. High, high function. It was a weird roast. Someone... He's a little bit on the spectrum, yeah? Oh yeah, yeah. High, high function.

Yes. What, Christian? Just... Say what you need to say. See, people are made of tweeter to penis joke. It's an old one though. No, that's not it. Go out of here. All right. Um, Chinese poem about beans.

No, here's a bad joke. I didn't get it. Do you think it'd be on his Twitter right now? If we were to say, let's see, and let's got pulled down. 62 million followers. Yeah, he's pretty famous. So it's probably gonna be here to, oh, keep going. Okay, you mean kind? I don't see it on there. Maybe it was a response to a guy. It doesn't matter. Yeah. All right. Well, Elon Musk put up a poll on Twitter saying

that if more people voted yes, rather than no, he would go and sell 10% of his Tesla stock in order than to get taxed. Do you need to go down for action? In order to what? To pay the tax that people are complaining that he doesn't pay. Because he's saying that he doesn't get a salary from Tesla, he gets money based off of the stocks. And so the only way he would have to pay taxes

is if he sells his stocks. And so right now it is at fifty seven percent. So he might be paying twenty five million dollars worth of taxes soon because of this Twitter poll. Wait, no, he'll sell twenty five billion dollars with stock. I don't think he's paying twenty five dollars. Oh, okay. There we go. Yeah.

Interesting. Yeah, I mean, it has so much amount of money. I mean, 25 billion. No, that's nothing to him. Worth a share. He's like, what? He's gonna give five. Worth a trillion dollars.

It's a thousand million. A thousand million. A thousand million. That's 25,000 million dollars. That's all the money. 25,000, I have 25,000 million. That's all the money. I have 25,000 million. So if you stack, you stack a million dollars, you have 25,000 stacks.

You walk in and there's like, why are there 25,000? How many stacks? There are 25,000 stacks here. Oh, you can't fit in a room. That's my money. That's 10% of my money. That's 10% of my money.

What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, it's Jeff Bayes. I'll take one of those stacks So speaking of Leonardo DiCaprio. There is a clip of Leonardo DiCaprio Jeff Bezos and his girlfriend at the art gala in LA. I believe it was at LACMA this past weekend And just look at his girlfriend just swooning over Leonardo DiCaprio Now is Leo 648 or what's going on? I think he's on stairs. Yeah. People just think that it's hilarious. How could you not, though?

That you could have all the money in the world and Leonardo DiCaprio will still steal your girl. I'll get Jeff Bezos. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. She's a batty though. She's gorgeous. Yeah. Very strong. Fuck me eyes. Yeah. How could you not though?

She's very hot. He's on. Oh, he can't blame her. Let's get you. All right. let's see. Oh, Vin Diesel. Yeah, hey, he just posted this. My little brother Dwayne the time has come the world of weights of Dwayne's I got get out of here my little brother as you know what my children for you as uncle Dwayne in my house There's not a holiday that goes by that they and you don't send well wishes But the time has come like see weights. I told you year ago that I was going to fill my promise to Pablo. Okay. I say this out of love, but you must show up.

Do not leave the franchise at all. You have a very important role to play. Oh, wow. So he's like putting pressure on the do the role because he said he'd never work with him again. They had beef, right? Yeah, they had beef. I guess Vin, like, runs a weird set. And it was like, like, basically rock saying, he was like super like. Why? I guess Ben runs a weird set and was like,

like, basically rock saying he was like super like, immature, like I'm perfect. You know what I do with that? I'd be like, cool. I think the world can live without another. Pass. I think the world can live with another. We don't need to.

How many other? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what destiny are you talking about? If I'm the rock, I literally don literally don't But they make so much money No, I do I say yes, I go absolutely I'll be right there So I was gonna say never show up. I just want to say so Bindy's okay to you right now Brian you say no, he's not the rock. I need money. Yeah, dude I need money. He's not doing the rock Johnson, bro. Yeah.

You plan as if you had to be I'd be all up in that. I'd be all up in that. I'd be jump out the helicopter like, then whatever you need. Yeah. I got you, brother. I'm the rock. And I look at my schedule. Like, yeah, I say it happened, dude. Yeah, we've been down that path. You're wrong. We're out here night rap songs. Yeah, that's a rap song. Come on. Seriously, the other day. They came night rap songs. Yeah, that's a rap song. I'm coming serious the other day They came with that song. Yeah, it's aggressive. Yeah, super aggressive All right, this is in Brazil apparently a guy was fishing with his buddies and so he they were getting attacked by bees

So they jumped in the water and then they found this guy eaten by piranhas later on the other two guys Drown exactly And then they found this guy eaten by piranhas later on. Oh, the two guys dropped that. He drowned, he drowned that. Exactly. That's not fake. It's not fake, but as far as piranhas killing him, there's like very, I don't know, there's not that much. No, there's no attack there. Like in movies, no, you jump in piranhas. Yeah, and you do the bone.

So he was in pieces, but they believe that he drowned. Yeah, and then the piranhas are eating them. Yeah, yeah. Either way, it sucks for this dude, big time. Yeah, then he got eaten. Yeah. Bees. Yes, just figured by got it. Yeah. Bees. Yes, just figured by the pranus.

Jesus Christ. So he was all fucked up from bees, so he jumped into pranus. Yeah, I'm sure you guys are probably jumping in the water too, right, if you were going to attack my bees. I would take a look before. I see a bunch of pranus like I'm going to deal with these bees. I take bees over a crocodile or hippos.

Yeah, that's my bad mind. Mine goes to a crocodile. Africa, you don't want to, you know, I think that's... That's Africa or Brazil. Brazil. Well Brazil doesn't have saltwater crocodiles, I don't believe. I think you're okay, right? I don't think you...

Does Brazil have saltwater crocodiles? Yeah, I don't think, I don't think. You see, don't type saltwater, see if they have crocodiles. They say man eating crocodiles. They say man eating crocodiles. They're just crocodiles, dude. Crocodiles they do but those are camons approximately 10 million 10 million Yeah, but those are camons, but oh, it's the largest crocodile in population on earth. Yeah, but they're not ones that Eat you. I've never met a nice alligator

Yeah, like let's see it are there alligators. Yeah. Oh, well you're putting that in humans Well, that's a weird all right All right, I'm sorry to zebra and they can't be get over. Yeah, they can't but no That's just a regular All right, let's do Yeah, they're camons either way. If the big one you don't want to jump in that water I don't think that's what you have to worry about. I can't be good though, do. Yeah, they're camons. They're either way, if the big one, you don't want to jump in that water. Yeah, I don't think that's what you have to worry about. I can't be good though, dude.

Yeah. I think it's not salty though. Are you guys with Khalifa fans at all? Sure, I guess. Taylor Gain, that's good. That's good. Taylor Gain, black and yellow, black and yellow. He's obviously very, very popular in people of his music.

I just never, for whatever reason, I couldn't figure out his style, whatever. It just doesn't resonate with me. So anyways, he did the theme song for PFL, which is a fighting promotion. He's a owner. He's a owner and a part owner in PFL. I'll just play it for a little bit.

Just take a look and get a feel of it. He's a great performer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Does he have to be blocked to him? Well he does train. It's not that athletic. This should just promote Kamala Harrison. I'll see I'm the one a million reasons I only need one a million reasons I only want Yeah, I'm this should just promote Kamala Harrison. That's it. Just show her the okay look you Look, you're saying what is this for the pFL the theme song for pFL? Oh, it's a good. It's a good. He's you like it really? Oh wow I don't know I'm you're big you're big whiskily voice I would like to say I'm a big whiskily for fan. I wouldn't like that. I big, you're big whiskey. I like his voice. I would say I'm a big whiskey for fans. I wouldn't like that.

I like him when he's featured on other songs. I don't like it. He's got a good voice. I don't like it. He's cool. I mean, it's a little cheesy. I see what you're thinking. I see what you're thinking.

I see what you're thinking, Jim. He's definitely not six eight. I see what you're thinking, Jim. Is he six four? I think he might be seven feet. I think he's seven eight. Six four, yeah. Six four. Damn. You're seven eight six four. Yeah. You

six four. Yeah. He's tall and skinny. Tatted up. It sure instead that he thought he was gay when he was growing up as a boy because he's so feminine. Guys man. He has album come out right? Is albums just dropped? That I don't know, but baby. I mean, he starts selling tickets, you're gonna get some weird shit out of me. Yeah. You're gonna get some weird shit. This is starts failing. We're gonna start dropping some gems in.

Do you see anything you're gig right now? What does that, that would usually mean? I am excited. You thought he liked it? I mean, when they take their shirt off. Yeah, I want, I see guys and I want to fuck them. Like that's what I would consider where you'd be confused

He's confusing that with like he was into like art and stuff He's had a very feminine side and yeah, he doesn't really like the boys kind of things like football beer that kind of stuff At least back then, okay, near those crystal Crystal like sports nothing It's very yeah, he liked musical theater He's no role there. Yeah. But I mean, I don't know, to say that you actually thought

you might be saying. She's the hardest. It kinda makes me feel like maybe there was something there, but I don't know. No, I mean, like in other words, when you're a kid, you're like, wait, I'm not into these things. Maybe I'm gay, like you don't, you're a kid, so you don't have cops.

Well, if you're like, yeah, I'm way to end a fucking theater, man. It's all a gays involved in theater. Theater and dawn, you know. Theater and dawn, I'm saying. I was like, man. He's probably gays involved in theater. Theater and dawn, you know? Theater and dawn. I'm saying. He's like weird, man. Like dick and theater.

Yeah. Why is only the only thing in my head is theater and dawn. Yeah. I didn't know Calpin. Yeah, I just found out I'd say Calpin. Did he just come out? He was at. Harold and Kumar.

You need him, dude? Oh, wow. Really? Interesting. You don't believe it? I wouldn't bat my eyes if he came out and I was like, hey, I realize I can fly. I wouldn't care.

I don't, I don't care. I agree. So many people coming out with books. Yeah, is he coming out with a book? Yeah, he's coming out with a memoir. There you go. Yeah. And he was under Obama's administration for a while too.

He's super smart. Yeah. I came out and he gained, all right, cool man. out and you came out and you're getting, all right, go man. I think you came out and I was like, yeah man, I can grow wings up like, right, what else you got, Jen? Yeah.

Growing. It's funny how it even makes news in nowadays, like yeah. Yeah, I just saw the publicists right and they're getting out, sell bugs and shit. So this kid had brain cancer and Tom Brady sent them a message. He said that if Tom Brady thinks I can beat brain cancer, then I can. Vinnie beat brain cancer.

Wow. Chris Godwin, if you could talk to him. I know, right? Behind the bench. There's a little boy look over. So I caught a glimpse and then saw his dad and his dad said, these are the crimes. You know what?

You made a video for him earlier this year. So I didn't know he was actually at the game. Yeah, I'm like in shock. I like don't really believe it happened. Six that had on my head, he shakes my hand and he says, he says I'm like, nice job buddy. Oh. Tom, wait, that was a hat on his head. My gun is old. It's hell is to go through that shit.

I can't imagine. My cancer's not a good thing. I don't know. My gun is old. As hell is to go through that shit. I can't measure it. My cancer's not a good thing. Not a good thing. He's emotional. Tom Brady is even my mom's. Yeah. You ever hear him talking about his dad?

He starts talking to me. He's not gonna say it. Yeah. Horse kids, man. Yeah. I love it. He started crying about. Hey, I'll just talk to him.

That mom was smoking. I thought someone was gonna say it. I want somebody to cry. I love the mom. I'm gonna change the subject for we all start crying. That mom was smoking. I thought someone was going to say, I want somebody to cry. I want to change the subject for wheels, right, crying. That mom was smokestruck. Just kidding. Yeah. Tom Brady talks about how he didn't make like after the combines or something. He didn't get drafted or something. He was like six round. He said, he said, yeah, but they didn't, they were waiting and he said, we went for a walk and he starts crying. That was a tough day. Just remembering that.

Part of maybe his greatness is how emotionally, is how much he cares. You know, Jordan's the same way. He fucking still takes that shit seriously. He still remembers his losses. Oh yeah. Let's get you in. All right, last one.

Do you guys know who Mr. Beast is? Mr. Beast? On YouTube, he's like, he's a really famous YouTube guy. I don't know who he is. So he's a really famous YouTube guy, then he gets right in money way. They tried to get his son too, and they couldn't. What did he do? Nothing, they were just trying to come up with this, I think that Taylor Lorenz or some...

I wish the 450 thick contestants could luck next week. Yeah, so he's building like a Squid Game set. Holy shit. Yeah, it actually really happened. I think Logan Paul came out and like spoiled the part of it, because Logan Paul was a part of this. Holy fuck. Yeah, it actually really happened. I think Logan Paul came out and like spoiled the part of it because Logan Paul was a part of this. Holy fuck.

He got a bunch of YouTubers to play for, I think of you million dollars. That's amazing. Holy shit. Yeah, this guy spends millions of dollars every single video because he's, yeah, 100%. He says his dollar just for tax ride offs at this point. Yeah, wow, that is so easy.

He is one of the biggest creators. I'm not sure He's gonna say he's a special dude. Oh, I bet the content he's gonna get out of it's gonna be nuts Got to learn how many people died Hey, come on God Squid game. Why did I call it squid game? Because the very last game is squid race. He played squid as a kid, right? Squid game. Hey, bro.

Let's the entire knit of them show. Uh-huh. The very first episode of another game. Yeah, no, I remember. I never played more fun. I was like, I didn't see them. Yes. I haven't seen them. I haven't seen them, man. I haven't see it. I didn't see it. I was like, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I didn't see it, man. I didn't see it. I didn't see it.

I didn't see it. I had to imagine a mega. I had to imagine a mega. I had to imagine a mega. I had to imagine a mega. I had to imagine a mega. I had to imagine a mega. I had to imagine a mega.

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Is it like, like, like... Well, the marble ones was the game where they could make it up. I know, but let's say you partner with somebody who played marbles, you'd be like, I don't know. Well, you can make up your own marbles. I'd be like, okay, we're gonna show this. I don't know, you like shoot them at each other.

Like the marbles, like you like... There's all sorts of games. But if you like, someone actually played like, legit marbles, but you're all fucked. Yeah, fuck. But then you'd have to agree to play the game before we both die. Sure.

You could do stuff too. I remember playing marbles when I was younger. So you take a marble like this with your middle finger, you could smack someone's marble, throw that away, that's a point or something like that. I'm not putting my life on that. So it's like Pog's fucked that. I'm not sure if it's like Pog's, but yeah.

Ooh Pog's. It got pretty legit. People knew what they're doing for far away, too. I thought that tug-a-war thing when the old guy was like, I used to play if it's like pocket. Yeah, oh, it's actually got pretty like legit people knew what they're doing for far away I thought that tug-a-war thing when the old guy was like I used to play a lot as a kid. We have to leave it all game plan Those don't he was amazing. Yeah How about the one rich gay guy? They take out your mask terrible acting though Why okay? That's what I wanted to talk about. That was horrible acting.

And they made the Americans seem all stupid. It's so weird. He was like, I'll take 69. He was like, I'll take 69 though. Uh-huh. Yeah, I hated that one. I got who hired the actors. Yeah.

There was some actors, how? See, I wasn't that impressed with the actor. I didn't get to jack them off. I like the Korean. No, no, no, some of them. The American. Some of them. Just the white people.

Just the rich, but the spoiler alert, the rich people. But I wonder, I, no, no, some white some of them the American some of us just the white people Just the rich but the white spoiler alert the rich people, but I wonder I do wonder did they do that on purpose a lot of dumb Yeah, to make Koreans look I'm not saying that no we do but we've historically done it to Asians in our movie Yeah, like we make them so they're like fuck these but also Asians might have been casting it and because the English was their Second life Koreans were like these these guys started to tell. In Korean dramas, I used to watch Korean dramas. They would hire like just rookie actors for American people. Yeah.

So, dude, I'd rather have an Asian guy in white face. You know what I'm saying? Like, get some big set of Korean actors in white face. I try to come get actors in white face. Everybody's like, what is this? Yeah. I'll find some older white guys to do it. But dude, I'd rather them go Korean white face.

And then you sub titles. So it's more organic. Those white guys were awful. I'll take 69. There was an Asian guy too though, right? There was like one rich Asian guy. That was part of the crew. You barely taught him.

You barely taught him though. Yeah, but yeah, they made him look so dumb and the acting was terrible on that part. I told my daughter, yeah, when we're on like, how bad are these people? I know. Kind of bummed me out. It was so good up until that point. And he was like, if you can finish him off in less than five minutes, I can totally

shit this guy's gay. Oh, this is aggressive. Yeah. He's coming out with a book too. Yeah, he's coming out with a book. Yeah. This weekend, Dallas, Texas, Thursday, Friday one show Thursday filming Friday and Saturday only those shows are damn near sold out. Then that's this week. So let's ride.

November 27th, Everett, Washington one night one show only in a theater and Everett, Washington found out ever is about 30 minutes outside Seattle. Come on out and then just announce bringing 2022 with your boy and the thick boy squad at Dania, Florida. We'll find out for you. Dania Improv. Dania Improv. Dania. Dania Improv in Florida. Dania Improv.

That's December 30th through January 1st. Really? Have you ever been there? No, I guess it's new. It's new club. Where is Dania, Florida? Like not too far from Miami. Or not too far from Miami?

Oh it is? Yeah. I think you fly into Fort Lauderdale. Wow. Okay. I was borrowed from County. Someone old hard rock. Oh, that's grandad.

You're gonna love it. That's where the old hard rock, that's where the Fort Lauderdale improv was. That's gonna be amazing. Might as well be Fort Lauderdale, right? Yeah, it is. It's gonna be amazing. That's what they pitch me for.

Oh, that's gonna be amazing. And then when Danny a brother, I love that. They just re-did that. Yeah, it is. It's gonna be amazing. That's what they pitch me. Oh, that's gonna be amazing. And then when Dania brought up, I love that. They just re-did that. Yeah, it's brand new. Yeah, yeah. That's gonna be sick. It'd be fun for New Year's, right?

Okay, you're gonna love it. Are you kidding? I'm gonna wrestle out again. You're gonna love it. I guarantee it's gonna be one of the best shows you've ever done. Oh, wow. All right, but Dallas, this weekend,

June the special, let's go. Call it, hey, hey, hey. Oh, look, guys, it's a black deal. Why is it taking so long? God damn it, no, it's not Columbus Ohio. November 11th, the, hey, um, oh look I'm just a black. It's a pile god damn it now. It's not a lot of so high on November 11th the 14th not Columbus Well how it is off the hook in Naples Florida I don't know what's this Columbus. I don't know. We got to change that so that's not the all you got to connect you with my guy Yes, let me do it right off the comedy club November 11th the 14th November 19th 20th Orlando Florida

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