The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 745

Episode Date: November 11, 2021

The guys talk shoes, Bryan's "Meta Comedy Club" pitch, the Aaron Rodgers and Travis Scott controversies, Joe Biden's long farts, skydivers almost hit by a stalled plane, Jeff Bezos's response to the viral video of his girl swooning over Leonardo DiCaprio, Squid Game confirmed for a season 2 and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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A person. When I talk about people, I say folks, and it's F-O-L-X. Oh, why is that? Why did he say that? Yeah, it's a new thing, dude. Okay, because I don't know what you are, and I'm not gonna put a label on you.

You're not gonna assume. Even though I wanna separate you by your past oppression and by your privilege, but I don't want to do that otherwise. But we got to treat each other as individuals, except we still have to do an intersectionality and see where you stand in the pantheon of suffering. Sure. If you're a woman, you're ahead of a black woman

who's ahead of a black woman who's maybe. Coming in hot today, you know what you know what you do see though. You see shoes You see these you had the you had the loves back from shoes on now. They are love spectrum Where they still worn out these are two boots. They're supposed are those the ones that supposed to be worn out Yeah, yeah, when you buy when you buy exposed for like your 45th birthday They were you keep Look at how they they're so fucking yeah, they're expensive What'd you say? Let's be honest with anyone like fuck dude. They missed the boot to boo

Thanks, Ken I went to boot freak! But to boot, boot is those boots. Remember those boots you bought me? Yeah. Those are to boot. They're still high quality boots. They're a high quality boots.

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They're still high quality boots. They're still high quality boots. They're still high quality boots. They're still high quality boots. They're still high quality boots. They're still high quality boots. They're still high quality boots. They're still high quality boots. They're still high quality boots. Yeah, but it's just too much of a hassle. It's a buckle, it's a lace, it's exactly like taking a shot as comfortable as shoes. I can't remember last time I wore boots. Although there's something, there was always something about, you know, dressing

in an uncomfortable way. So back in the day, you were, especially if you were an aristocrat or you were a professor or whatever the fuck you were. Yeah, stupid wigs they were. Yeah, you were a three-piece suit even like this is I like it shit I don't do and you were bespoke you wore your shoes were made for you that you polished your shoes Your tie probably cost 200 300 400 dollars. There was a Where's this? Where's this? I mean in England in New York you were a banker if you were Economist if there was a uniform man in New York. You didn't go to the bank without even the...

Now, it's still like, obviously there's slabs out there, but there's also like, for the most part, you don't see a lot of people in sweat. There was a form of a very LA thing. Yes, your shoes were not supposed to be comfortable. I don't let my son walk out in sweat. I walk out in sweat. I walk out and sweat. I know you do.

You never heard a man say things like, well, I can wear these shoes all day, they're super comfortable. That wasn't a thing. A thing, okay. Your shoes had a leather sole that you lace them up. Everything was difficult. But there's something dope about it. If you have some nice boots, some nice jeans,

there's the plain tea, like that's a dope ass out. Change the way you are too. So with acting, there used to always say, one of the best actors I've ever worked with and known said, the minute I got the shoes, the minute I knew what kind of shoes that character had. I mean, this gets cookey, but it's true. It does change you.

You will negotiate the world differently if you're in moccasins versus really expensive bespoke dress shoes. That makes sense. But that's all good. Yeah, you feel different. But even with street wear, like the fashion side of it, like there's like joggers and stuff again,

where I saw a guy in the habit of running barefoot. He was jogging barefoot. That's a thing. He was jogging barefoot. That's a thing. It took a barefoot. Like, jogging barefoot. That's a thing. He was jogging barefoot. That's a thing. It's like a barefoot. Like in the sand? It's like a lot of things on him.

Oh yeah. Well you get into some glass. Well there like gets the way the caveman, I get that, I get that. And then they invent a shoes. Yeah. For a reason. Yeah and phones, you know things.

Wait does it on the concrete, not the sand? I've seen bulls. I've seen bulls. He was everywhere. He was on the street. Well have you ever wore those, the vibrams, the like they're like basically like, I've seen both. I've seen both. I've seen both. He was everywhere. He was on the street. Well, have you ever wore those the vibrams, the fat, they're like basically like, Rogen wearing it.

Try it a couple of times. Yeah. Fuck off. Oh, fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.

Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Yeah, I used to, I wore them for a little bit. I walked around in my foot socks. They're foot socks, right?

Yeah, they're like, they're aquasauks, you're a kid. And meanwhile, you walk around. You walk around. You walk around. With your toes showing. You had a pair of oaks? The slippers.

Oh, the slippers on the house. I got, I got oaks. They're nice. They're made of, my thing, you know what they're for, yeah? They're, they got popular because of Pearcehilton, but they're originally designed in Australia for when they got the ocean with the sand.

So you know, wow. Yeah, it's like that sheep. Well, I love that sheep wool. I like it. Ultimately, what do I want to do? I want to always be in wool. I always be in fur. Ultimately, it's a little cold.

I like it in the mask. Yeah, I'd like to always have some fur in it. Yes, my body. Where fur coats and shit. I might start. Well, Hey, although, I'd like to always have some fur. Yes, my body to wear for coats and shit. I might start well Hey, although I don't know well, you know, I retract that steam I don't know you it the in you it you would see they were talking about this guy on how he dressed so the British Explorers when they would go to the Arctic they would get frozen in for the winner

Yeah, they have all their supplies in the boat They get frozen in and then they would do their exploration to see if there were any routes, trade routes they could take. Would it be so fun? Now that's a great time to see what happens is sometimes it doesn't fall out and you run out of food. You have to eat your buddy. You have to start eating your buddy.

Eat your food and it's good time too because the gangrene, that's awesome when you get when you're cold all the time and you're well they got to start lopping shit off. Yeah. There's a famous story about the leader of the, one of the expeditions, those brids work hard, hard. You never complained, ever. That was the, well, think about what they had. Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, one island. It's a little island. What the fuck? Oh, England. And they would go, and he said this. He literally said this in the fashion of the old English aristocracy He's got frostbite. They're all starving to death and he went he went

I'm going for a walk and I may be sometime And he just and they just said the guys just by said we just saw him stroll off into the Blizzard and he just never was never fucking like a big That's how a man. That's how a man He didn't want to die in front of his it was unsightly and inconveniencing What a boss to die that way I'm going for a walk and I maybe sometime I would not know Now now how about this the next exhibition? Fucking the cabinet or the one of the guys, they were like,

you know what? Oh, and by the way, the Inuits saw them. But when the Inuits saw them, what you'd call Eskimos, they saw them lugging body parts that they were eating. And they were like, these white people are gross. Let's get the fuck away from them and ran away. No, we do whatever it takes.

That's correct. Now they pretty much perished. And it's not died to perish. I'm sorry, I was gonna say. Now, the next exhibition, the fucking, the guy goes, you know what, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go right to the first in-you-advillage and trade them some shit and ask them what the secrets are.

Because it's harder to survive. Here's the biggest problem. What do you think the biggest problem is in that environment besides food? Like, yeah, that too. But what is the, what's, yeah. How do you find, in iceberg? You don't have the boil.

How do you, well, no, it's all salt water. So where's the freshwater? Those icebergs, Amy? No, they're salt. Where do we find the freshwater? There's a color, you gotta go deep and you gotta find the color, you have to tell there's a color to certain ice.

That's freshwater versus the other. You can see it on my way. I see that shit. That's how they live. They can find, they'll catch you a seal. And by the way, the first thing the innuence did is they go, okay, here you go guys, hey, your wool, very cool, your leather, very cool, that's great.

Your kung fu, no good for this environment, because it's gonna get down to 50 below. So what we're gonna do is you're gonna collect a whole bunch of, we teach you how to make a nigglo, collect a whole bunch of driftswoods, you can burn it. And oh, by the way, you also have to burn, we're gonna teach you how to render seal and whale fat. So we're gonna do that.

And take all your clothes off, and we're gonna show you some caribou and seal clothes. And then one white guy went, thanks you. Let's show him. And then the truck. The Indians went, what the fuck? And then they all perished.

They all perished. One white guy, they, who's there? They all, they all, they all, they all died. Dude, the jerk gave them like a small cold, cold and they all died germs are what most of That because they didn't have the system like we did no the guy said he was wearing one of the guys Was wearing polar bear underwear basically polar bear that is lit this Oliver yeah, what that look now they kill a polar bear how the fuck do you kill a polar bear?

I guess they would take polar bear bone is super hard I guess they would take polar bear bone is super hard So they would actually get a polar bear bone spear and I guess the polar bears There's sometimes when the polar bears are sleeping Semi-hybernating and they would find with us fucking polar bears are in their sleep stab him right through the fucking right You better pray to God that works. Oh, yeah, I know that's a polar bear It's like that. You're killing the polar bear with his boy's bones. Then you eat it and then you take the fur and please don't eat the liver because you'll die.

But you also got a cookie. It's quite a well done. Too much what? Could you get your diagnosis, right? Actually, not polar bears. Oh, really? No, because in polar bear land, they kill living animals and because of the...

The bear's the carcass. Yeah, and because the cold, that shit doesn't rot. Oh, interesting. Yeah, so when the Inuit had, when they would have like wool mittens, my buddy went in Sam Sheridan, he went and lived with them. And they all have wool mittens. They had these wool, I'm not wool mittens.

Wolf fur mittens. But when you're in the cold, you don't have to treat the leather. You can kind of just, the leather just stays what it is. It's so fucking weird, man. That's a hard one. Fuck all that. Fuck all that.

Yeah. And they also have, they've also evolved to, they, their body, their blood circulates. If you and I were there, we'd all, our hands and feet would just fall off. Yeah, it's not used. Cause your body, the blood goes to your torso. The core.

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Did you notice he's in green today? I'm okay, makes it up. Yeah, you mix it up. It's a little weathered, but that's apparently. No, that's a solid green. I'll go green makes it up. Yeah, you mix it up. It's a little bothered, but that's apparently. No, that's a solid green for you. Solid green. Yeah, greens of color of geniuses, you know that. I did not know that.

Yep. I like your Aaron Rodgers. Thank you, sir. I'm a fan. You just get this. What's his suspension? I think he's back next to him. They lost, right? Yeah.

Which is good for him. Yeah. You think that bitches? That keeps't afford a back up fight. He's suspended me. Oh yeah. Yeah, love the back up. This is not expected. And it's funny to me that if you turn to ESPN or Fox, not so much Fox, they're really ESPN.

They're all shitting on Air Rogers. And then, you know, Odell Beckham got cut from the Browns and he's looking for a new home. Obviously with Air Rogers, you know, he B, C'd be a perfect fit. But the commentators on the Eastpanner are like, no, it's not going to work out if you were to go to Green Bay. So they're trying to sway the public from campaigning for Odell Beckham to go to Green Bay. Because if you went there, they'd be a fun guy. So Odell Beckham is still a bad motherfucker.

It's good. Where's the NL, the Browns? there, they'd be a fuck. They'd be super cool. So, they'll be back. It's still a bad motherfucker. It's good, you know. Where's the NL? The Browns? No, you got cut. How was the M Sir Antonio Brown doing over at... These are right, he was hurt, but he played it last week. He's good.

But I just think it's funny that the media because of his stance on vaccines is trying to shame the man. Of course they are, dude. I mean, you know. It's just weird, right? It's like, imagine me a mad at a guy for that. And the thing is, like, he fucked up, he could have been up, like people like,

well, he should've been up front at the jump. Yeah, I get it. And how has society treated people who were up front? Are they really nice to them? How do they treat Kyrie Irving? Are they really nice to a guy who, and his, here's the thing, you know know him and Rogan are close he spoke to Rogan before all this news to you uh... he's close with the roger yeah oh well

yeah Rogan's one who sent him to his doctor that's why he's not better oh weird like Rogan does the fuck he's doing so obviously his associate with Rogan the left comes after him but you with uh... in rogers it's not he's not anti-vaccine. He's allergic to two substances in the vaccine. If you go on the CDC website, in all capital letters, it says, if you're allergic to these properties, which he is two out of the four, do not take the vaccine. Now, if you want to come out upfront, again, I still think people would have shit all over

him, but he has COVID, right? He has COVID. So he's got the immune. We also know scientifically that the vaccine loses, it's effective efficacy over a period of time and dramatically, apparently. I just think it's weird the way they treat them. If you're arguing with, like, well,

he should be in front at the start. And how has society treated people who are up front? And that thing, again, I'm not in front of vaccine at all. I'm vaccinated. Yeah, I'm not and I have COVID. Yep. So suck this COVID dick You know what I'm saying? So for him, it's like oh, why wouldn't he be open about it? Oh because you guys You know, it's not a warm welcome if you're if you say anything about the vaccine even if he's allergic to it Oh bullshit, but you know, yeah, like you guys, there's nothing you can say to make them like. There's a reason why he didn't feel safe to come out and go, hey, I don't feel comfortable doing this.

It's a very, it's a very divisive. It's insane. It's a very divisive. It's toxic. Oh, I heard more shit on the Travis Scott stuff. So, you know, like eight people died, he said crazy shit happened before. But apparently, and this is a theory coming from the heathen police department

there was a crazy guy stabbing people with fentanyl what the fuck kill them what now they don't know the conspiracy here so hang tight they don't know if that's just a conspiracy that he's in police is running with so they take pressure and the blame of them because they're supposed to be their security yeah so they so them and the blame of them because they're supposed to be their security. Yeah. So them saying there's a madman who was giving people

a fentanyl and killing people. So there's a lot of these theories that got like on conspiracy social, Sam and I got into it. This isn't one of those, no, they have no idea. But a lot of people are like fucking, he's a satanist, I'm like, God damn it. Can you please already?

Yeah. Just because he had anyone who's successful as a Satanist. Ah, yes. He's part of the skull. Well, dude, he did a show where the respire coming up from the ground. Oh, what the hell? Oh, so did Alton John.

Me and Sid and Ken Har. So, yeah, I got it. I'm going to have to. Look at this. One of the neighbors injecting people with drugs. So the scudoff right at the festival was pricked in the neck with a needle by unknown person. He said the security officer went unconscious

and was treated and revived with Narcan. The medical news raised for a treatment known to suspected opiate overdose. Sorry, so this is still hearsay, right? So yeah, well, that's a guy at the event thing now is pricking the fucking net with opiates. So, but the Houston police are running with his body. Yeah, that's a guy at the event saying I was printing the fucking net with opiates So but the Houston police were running with his way. Yeah, that's what happened. Yeah Oh, people got crushed

Yeah, I wonder what they're gonna do with him right because that's and then now obviously if you do this the haters And come out and they're digging up all his old post of you know like showing kids who were passed out gone You know you know this guy's earned who were passed out gone, you know. This guy's earned it. Or like, this kid did it. This is from previous, this is years ago. This is, you know, that's March 2015, that's July 2014. Look, that kid's knocked out at his concert.

Look, to the kid that didn't survive the rodeo, your hair on my book. So he like, he promotes that craziness. Yeah, he praised them being there. These kids are actually dead? No, they're not. They're just fucked up. Yeah, fucked up.

From his thing. Oh, I got you. But I mean, I mean, most people know what they're saying for when they're a Travis Scott concert. I don't think he'd expect the die. I don't think Travis Scott, this is him using marketing tactics. This is not a guy who wants people to die. Of course not.

No, not at all. No. You know, I mean, and I don guy who wants people to die. Of course not. No, not at all. No. You know, I mean, and I don't think anything happens to him. I don't either. I think live nation is gonna be a little bit of trouble in the Houston Police Department. And especially when we find out there's a guy fucking stabbing people in the neck and shit with that guy.

I think the only thing Travis got has to worry about is people pulling him from different festivals. Because so far he got pulled from one in Vegas. Well, he put both of his balloons. No, he didn't get pulled. He backed out of that. Oh, got it. That's a good taste.

The big one's gonna be Coachella. A lot of people are having Coachella. And they're like, there's 4,000 signatures from Coachella. 4,000? If he goes to his fans, he'll say, hey, sign this thing, so I go to Coachella, there's gonna be millions signatures.

4,000. Well, he, 4,000 that don't want him to do it now. Get out of here. Listen. 5,500 no. He'll, he'll, um, 5,500 in comparison. You better get 10 million.

You better get 10 million. Yeah. What, why do you think he's so popular? What is it about him? His style, like his style, like his type of music is completely different than everybody else is. Yeah. He's like a combination.

He's like a game, he was like a game changer in his, yeah, he was just, he was just different. Yeah, he's super talented. Like he's completely different than everybody else is. Yeah, he's like a game, he was like a game changer. And he's, yeah, he was just different. Yeah, he's super talented. Like he's not different or he's a talent. And he tracks like the younger gender, kind of like Drake and Kanye, like everybody fucks them. Maybe the Andre 3000. Yeah, he's really talented.

Super talented. So the documentary on him is used to, yeah, super. Yeah, they have the documentary. Yeah, the documentary on him on Netflix. You can't watch that, not like the guy. Like, they have a clip on there when he first started like, I'm 13 and he's at what was known as Astro World

which was a, all this stuff called Astro World was a amusement park when his kid growing up poor. He always wanted to go to and it was his favorite place to go to and it got, you know, they financially couldn't maintain the property so they lost it. So it's not open anymore. So he revived Astral world and that's his branding now Astral world. So they have a thing where he's at Astral world before it shut down. He's doing a concert there and there's in the crowd, maybe 12

people. Nobody knows who he is and he's going hard in the paint. You know, two at two of us. I've worked with just over my 25 years in Hollywood, having worked with famous rappers, you know, and like, whether it's Ice Cube or, you know, whoever it is, or Iced Tea, or who I don't know. Yeah, yeah. A lot of them had a hard, like, this is for me for the 90s. They had a hard kind of exterior, and by the way, they came from, at the time, it was pretty rough and... Was a real central and so. But, to a person, to a rapper, and then I heard,

then I've had conversations with people who work with people like the game, Nas, to a person, they always were insanely professional, insanely disciplined, and absolutely the opposite of any kind of like, I don't think so. No way saying that about this. Everyone knows, I'm pretty disciplined.

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I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, Kylie Twitter Fortnight yay, yeah, he crushes it. Yeah, he made a during the party my son wanted it my son wanted to go to the Travis cop concert in the fortnight Yeah, yeah, nuts. Mm-hmm. They pulled him from the game after I'm pretty sure they pulled him from the game after all this really tell him about the idea I had for us What you got to do? I don't know I'm'm not entertaining this thing. I don't want to. I love your idea. I'm going to pitch you the idea. Pitch it. All right. Brandon, don't be shit.

I remember two weeks ago. Brandon. Toads. Don't be shit. And we have heard about the Toads. No, toads are. No, we haven't heard of it. We made hundreds of thousands of dollars.

We actually made some money on it. We actually made money. All right, bitch. Okay, so, so, ready? So. it. We actually made money. All right, bitch. Okay, so ready? Yeah. So Travis Scott had a concert in the Fortnite space. Uh-huh. How come?

How come we don't own the first meta comedy club where you can fuck in. Digital comedy club. Yeah, where you go, you can sign up. We're in the world. Hold on. Hey, do you mind? In the club. We have our own comedy club. Yeah, where you go, you can sign up, like we're in the world, you're in, hold on. Hey, do you mind? In two, we have our own comedy club. You virtually can attend anyone, we can do a fucking comedy night.

And anywhere you are in the world, you pay five bucks to be in our comedy club, our meta comedy club. What? What? What? You welcome, guys. That was already happening during the pandemic.

I know. Zoom show. I didn't quite a few of those. Zoom show. Oxplain. Oxplain. What? Let me deal with it.

I'm still not in person. I'm still not in person. Comedy. Yeah. No, I'm thinking about this. So if we had like a green screen. So you have a green screen, you'd get up and you do your stand up. You could actually have a live show. But it's a green screen. I'm get up and you do your stand up. You could actually have a live show,

but it's a green screen. I'm about to show you a picture. Now what, I know we've done this, and he doesn't know. So now you can't do this to the panel. Instead of Zoom, you actually, you virtually enter the room, you can virtually enter the room.

But still you're not in person. And you're in a cons, you're there and you're actually, you can see people next to you. That's how it works. And now you're actually watching comedy. It's a Zoom, but you're in the face. Is that the future though? I don't think so.

Oh, live comedy. Yeah. I guarantee if you ask any of those kids that attended that Fortnite concert, would you rather be in person? Yeah. But what if that's the only, no doubt, also,

but isn't that something they would do without being, see, that's totally different. That's not what I'm talking about. No, Brian also, that only worked because it was the pandemic. He wouldn't have done that if it wasn't the pandemic. No, but say you can't go to a concert. Say you can't go to a concert. worked because it was the pandemic. He wouldn't have done that if it wasn't. No, but say you can't go to a concert. He did.

He did it during the pandemic. He did one before too. Yeah. Because I remember exactly where I was when I first heard about the first one. But wait, if you can't go to a concert, right? Say you're in, I don't know, your butt fuck wherever it is. Yeah. And you have your virtual goggles and you're sitting down in a theater, in a digital theater.

Like, go to, have you seen Mark Zuckerberg's fucking metaverse? Go show that for a second. Watch this. So now you're actually in a theater watching comedy next to people. But you're not though. You're dangerally there. But it's better than something else.

So we look like actors? Yeah, yes. Have you seen what they're able to do now? Watch this metaverse shit. You want to watch the trailer of it, or? Yeah, watch it like you have you seen what they're able to do now watch this metaverse shit You want to watch the trailer a little bit? Yeah, watch it is fucking it's it's that's shit like we're working stupid Yeah, but it's it's crazy watch how people are gonna be taking meetings now It's it's nuts. It's nuts. See I'm not talking about digital comedy. I'm talking about like literally it's digital So what we have so so this is all fake behind company brand to encompass everything that we got

I get a weird fun to reflect who we are because he looks like a robot we hope to build I am proud to announce How many barbie's do you our company is now meta? Our mission remains the same can you go can you just go a little bit further down? This is so creepy I'm in the brands like so Now you're in here. You're your this is this is you can create any room you want Imagine you put on your glasses or headset and you're instantly in your home space Look at this parts of your physical home recreated virtually

It has things that are only possible virtually, and it has an incredibly inspiring view of whatever you find most. That's his real house. Look at this shit. Hey, are you coming? Yeah, she's got to find something to wear. Good acting. All right, perfect.

Oh, hey, Mark. Hey, what's going on? Hi, Mark. It's up, perfect. Oh hey Mark. Hey, what's going on? Hi! Hi, my name is Mark. Whoa, we're floating in space. Huh? Who made this place? This is the meeting.

Right? You're having a meeting. Yeah, I don't want to watch coming. This place is amazing. Boss, that you? Of course it's me. You know I had to be the robot, man. I thought I was supposed to be the robot.

Whoa. I knew you was supposed to be the robot Nothing Hey wait, I get what you're saying otherwise you can choose whatever you want to do No, whatever. I'm telling you right now. Yeah, I know that's the future. Yeah, we get it Listen look at me now, let me let, let me, let me pitch you. Now, do you have the funding to build entire meta universe? So we, so we see. So wait, people would think that they're

in a theater watching us. Is what you're saying? Dude, we filled the first, you fucking, what? Is that, once you just go to those markets, we do a lot, bro. But, are there, if we wanna reach the world, five bucks,

you come into the puck and, I don't know what we call it, we have our meta theater. The meta club? Dude, the meta club, listen. Yeah, because most of the words not copywriting the pro. It's the first fucking comedy club that we create our own first comedy club. You can put on any glasses,

you get in the cup, you take your seat, and you watch us get up on stage and do stand up. I'm just telling you, that is gonna happen. So we're all in before and for them. There's no audience. We have to pay to be in the cup, you take your seat and you watch us get up on stage and do stand up I'm just telling you that is gonna happen. So we're all before them. There's no one. There's no audience Pay to be in the fucking audience. You have to pay you have to pay five dollars to put your fucking glasses on and Wherever you are in the world you can come and watch us do our special, but hey dude, huh? No, no Dude you admit what's on his eye? I know he's an avatarid what's on you? What's all over your arm? I have to Yeah more burn down like told you he's gonna do more

Same day Jack oh, and she went oh she went let me do the whole Let me see enough. All right, of course, of course pros and off. Yeah, but it's all going away It's gonna be nothing more done. No, I won't Get it. No, I won't. I don't have stuff done. I need to do Imagine if I had like Botox my face. That's only a matter of time. No, I'm not getting Botox fuck. Oh, but they're kind of It's a part of the lot of comedy. I know. Let's have let's start the first Comment like you know like no, I'm sure people are gonna be doing it. But isn't this weird how everything behind them is fake? Not at all.

I mean, that's what we're gonna be doing, dude. You're gonna be in a theater. Hey, we're gonna be doing it. Oh, you're gonna be dead. By the time this is like a outfit. This is one year away! Get the work done now. In 15 years, it's gonna be, it's gonna be really fun.

All right, I'll tell you what, how about this? How about this? Ready? How about this? I'm gonna have it built, I built I'm gonna have it built okay. I'm gonna have it built Yeah, and we're gonna be the first comics the three of us to do a show Some's gonna do it better first. No, they're not it's just save this up here, dude We can head it down Yeah, this whole show yeah, no, it's great. Hey, I said it first not original

You said it first so you Hey, I said it first. It's not original. Yeah, you said it first. So, you know, it is original. I'm an original thinker. See, now you're kind of coming over to my shop. No, I'm not. It feels like, it feels like, yeah, I'm running out. You will do it in person, you fox, but we can also do this.

But there's a, where's the crowd? Well, have a crowd. You can have a crowd as well. How are we gonna have a crowd? Just like, like, like, seats and stuff like this. We'll be, I've done that. But, that was like, but, but, why not, where you at this weekend? I'm glad you asked. like season stuff like this. I've done that, but that was like pretty good. Why not wear you at this weekend?

I'm glad you asked. Off the hook comedy club. There you go, so you're naples. And I link you up with my boy. Yes. So you're naples. Why not just broadcast it on YouTube? Yeah.

You're on stage. Because you're not in the theater. So with this, with YouTube, you're watching it on your screen. If you have your glasses with Metaverse, you're actually in this theater. Yeah, that's a different stuff. But it's a fake. But you feel like you're watching it on your screen. If you have your glasses with Metaverse, you're actually in this theater. That's a different style. But it's a fake. But you feel like you're in there.

You feel like you live. I'm just telling you as this technology could provide. Oh, no, that's gonna be a future for sure. But I think what happens is you will be able to reach everyone you want. And so if somebody can't afford to do this. But how do you do it?

It's over. You don't. You can't. It's over then. You wouldn't be able to tour. Of course you can tour. You can also tour. I'm just saying you could hold these sort of like shows if you wanted for the world.

So anybody anywhere who's a fan of yours, but why would you just go tour there in person? Like an African, Sweden, and all that. You can also do that, but I mean, think about the difference. If you want it to reach a bunch of people, say it's a half hour instead of doing a Special you can just say this this special is now you can come to my special. Yeah, watch it You do diverse in in my meta theory burn the material yeah

And I don't know if you have to burn the material because what happens is you can only see it if you paid that $5 so one of the goes away. Yeah, one of the cool things you can't screen-scrab it. You can't record it. The thing about the meta-first, you have to pay to be in it. So now you're doing literally a show for only people who are willing to attend. I think it's good.

That's how they're going. Yeah, it's so crazy, man. The myths the way it's going. I guess. I don't like that you're trying to do this. You're still all about it. Dude, I'm a few tourists right now. I'm a little bit of a few tourists.

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Bitcoin, that's fine. Ethereum, yeah. Everything else is just fucking horseshoes. Yeah, I don't understand it. I mean, people make it. Yeah, I don't understand it Well anytime you make money on like dogecoin. That's like that's like trading. It's like NFTs It's like people decide that oh this should be all can you explain it to me around like oh my god The listeners like You can create you can create fake demand you You create whatever you want. So with fucking not.

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Cars. Yeah, yeah, especially cars. Yeah. All right, guys, Metaverse, coming to you. Meta Theater. What do you want to call our virtual theater? I mean, we need Facebook to kind of, no, get all the kinks out.

This all DIY? That's true. Yeah, we need them to get all the kinks out. This all DIY? That's true. Yeah, we need them to get all the kinks out. And then everyone's, hey, everybody, make sure you buy the goggles to the 10, which are going to be how much? A thousand? No, way cheaper. Not a chance.

The first run of them? I mean, I don't know. Yeah, expensive those goggles would be. Hey, you're hitting you with all these details. Yeah. So right now, there's just for like meetings and to hang out with friends. Yeah, I really do think I'm kidding, obviously. I'm not, but I don't think. No, it's definitely a future. I'm doing it to future. I think it's just for like meetings and to hang out with friends. No, right. I really do think I'm kidding obviously. I'm not, but I don't know.

It's definitely a future. I'm doing it to future. I think it's going to be interesting. Which you'll be... My dad don't have an office. They just all do it from home. Not weird. He was like literally, he was like in June. We got rid of the office for 30 years.

He's like, we don't have an office anymore. Yeah. All that space. But he thought about it a long time ago. He tried it with his first business that he had and silicone Valley did this years ago before this pandemics Just so expensive and so silicone Silicon Valley. So they're like oh, let's just have people call in and work from home and The work load like people just tailor. I think human interaction Yeah, there's nothing like being there. I don't know

Well, that's all I don't know. That's all we can't perform in a good, I do think movies, like movie theater going, feels, am I wrong? Oh, 100%. Yeah. Like these movies, no, I wouldn't tell them about the other day.

It's not as fun, but it's coming back for sure. Yeah, but do they have premieres? Oh, yeah, they had a premiere the other night for the Gucci movie. Netflix with certain these movies, these big time movies. Netflix's on the other movies. Yeah, so you a premiere the other night for the Gucci movie They would like Netflix with certain these movies Netflix on New really premieres. Yeah, so you have this big movie they never do shows up on your TV You know like but yeah, I love that shit. Yeah. Oh cat. I finished season three of you had you like it

It's good. Yeah, it's good really good youth good. Yeah, you're really good Did you like the ending or no? Yeah? I dug it. Now Narcos season was it? Season three? I think three? Yeah, it's three. Season three. The Narcos mexico. That's where the showrunner was murdered. He was like, I'm gonna go scouting Sina Loa, whatever. He's gonna go scouting.

Well, the problem is this is cartel everywhere. And the shaman the face. What? Yeah. This was just recent? Well, the problem is is cartel everywhere in the shum the face so bad dude. What yep? I Mean yeah, this was just recent. Well, it's it's Season You you realize about like anytime you have a criminal organizations is that it's run very tight, but A lot of times like with them with the mafia and stuff There would always be a couple serial killers that would sneak in as they hit men And they fucking they're not professional now they just kill

Whoever like you know Roy DeMoeo same thing like that's why they killed them because they were like they found it He was just killing dudes like the Joe pesci Joe pesci character and good fellas like these out of yeah Yeah, yeah, oh Roy's killer. I had he had all these are all based on you He was a bigger earner and the fucking guy says to Sammy the bully goes I got 200 bodies under my belt and they go to earn about who's giving you these orders he goes now I just keep my guy sharp. Yeah. No. When there's a guy who's drunk at the bar you know it was like what? And that's it. We got to kill this fucking guy. He's liability.

He's a serial killer. Now I'm gonna jump past his character and good fellas. I think it's you, just out of hand. I just beat him and his brother. You hear a scene you can see, you know? Ooh, that was a brutal scene. Were they beat? Oh, it is, and they bury him alive? Yeah.

And you know, it's not since 1995. What's his name, friend, a friend, a friend, a friend, a friend, whatever his name. He was a boss. And he said, the guys that were crazy like that, that did all that crazy shit, they met pretty horrible deaths themselves. Of course. Yeah, they just are those guys never lasted They were just maniacs. Oh cat real quick back to you were the only one to care about yeah

What's up? You know it wasn't filmed in NorCal. It's filmed in Encino. Oh, yeah I don't imagine they did anything in NorCal No, I looked it up cuz you just the neighborhood looks dope. No, keep regurgitating the same with the whole story. No, I was about to wear it. No, you were. No, looks dope. No, you got to see the show.

No, you see the show. I thought it was dope. But then you look it up and that's not a real city. It's that particular city is not real, but they're based off of a lot of suburbs, like closer to San Francisco. It's really nice out there. Oh, the Bay Area is beautiful.

That was beautiful. I was watching that and gave me flashbacks. I was talking to Steve. I never want to move back. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The Bay Area is really fun. I was looking at that. Because I looked it up.

Yeah, I've always wanted to drive through that main. You would love it. So it's just based. That's where Clenet's show made. It's like everything's NorCalm. Then I looked it up on my car. God damn, it's nice. Where's that?

And it was like, it's actually not a real city It was filmed mainly the location was in Cena. I'm like. Oh, I know some of those fucking Maran County is like fucking beautiful big boy Mark big boy What does that big big damn? But also it's like it looks like the shire It's like I look at land up there dude the house is like 30 40 Stupid hurt your feelings. Yeah, oh yeah, I make you like all right Well, you just take a little drive up to nap a valiant grab yourself some some lunch, you know, I mean fuck

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Oh, gotta go. That's all they've ruined the city. Yeah. We're just doing some time. No, hell no. No, it's down to the left. This is not really. He lives in Sacramento, right?

I think you'd also love Paulo Alto. So you had a home in the back of those sick. You had a home in the air? Maricana. Oh So you had a home. He had a home here. Mary. I had a home six million. He had no way. Me. Look at him. duty pop back up. His face isn't half melted unfortunately. I don't want him to die. I just want half his face. He just wanted his face to just.

He was like, I was with my kids. Oh, that's convenient. You get the booster and you're missing for two weeks. And it's reported. And literally said, reportedly, they popped up. We still haven't really seen him. It's very interesting. Yeah. Very interesting. He might be a cyborg.

He's right there in the background. He said that. Looks like him. I love some of the fucking awesome conspiracy theorists. Oh, what is it? You know, Biden died in 2017. Oh my god. You know, he's a cyborg.

You know, that's a robot. Well, that's a shit. This is a sample. Why is the robot stuttering? They're all kind. The best is that you're Biden, the Duchess of whatever in England who made Prince Philip I think you remember the guy was Prince Diana's husband. Yeah, he got remarried right? The Duchess of whatever winds are yeah, dude. She met she met with Biden. Have you heard what she's been saying apparently? You know like my uncle when he was 70 just ripped Farts apparently biting ripped the longest loudest fart

That's all she can talk about yeah, he just ripped the longest fart. That's all she can talk about. Yeah, he just ripped the longest fart. That's great. I feel bad. Stom my friend Joe long fart during check. I love when old guys don't give a f**k rating. You're just let it rip. You ready? Look at him.

Just farted, right there. Farted, hard. God damn. Yeah, that must be nice. When you get that age, just let it rip. You've seen layer King just fart on air middle of the fucking Yeah, there's another conspiracy where there's like they've decided that everybody's moving to Florida all the Conservatives are moving to Florida people that believe in freedom and all that and

There are a lot of hurricanes there, and ultimately the same. They're all getting died. Oh, whip up, whack the hurricane. Yeah, it controls the water again. And they don't, they don't whip up the hurricane. And they don't take a minute to think that maybe they're going to kill everybody. Oh, okay.

They don't think they're going to move there because the sales, the state taxes. No, no, no, no, no, the police. Well, they're doing that on purpose. The Santa's actually getting there. Oh, gotcha. You get them there. We get them all in one area. Huh? Then we have to tie away the kills after. So then everything's blue. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no though, you know, yeah, I We just farts like that. Call Harris is a approval rating is it 20% no one fucks with it. It's at 28% You know that Donald and rip in parts like that. Why did you bring up Donald? No, cuz only three years younger than Biden and Donald seems all that it's a different

Three, you know like he like Biden's had a hard hard he had a hard he had a lot of trash in his life I mean it was white died his family died away to his two of his daughters died his wife died and then his son bow his oldest son he was very close to out of a brain tumor and then his son the other son was the other son is a drug addict he's got a hard go man he's got a hard go man I think about it I think about it's actually really the person I think he's a good guy everybody says that he's I just don't think he's that smart personally I think he it. I think about it. I think about it. Actually, I know that person. I think he's a good guy. Everybody says that he's I just don't think he's that smart personally. I think he's a smart guy. He's just old dude. Yeah, you just put a fucking old man and yes, the Most important position. He was always very he was always fairly moderate like an old school Democrat

Mm-hmm, and and it seems that he's been he's been essentially taken over by the far left agenda The super this time in his call like he has a team pushing the agenda and he's like essentially taken over by the far left agenda. The super. It's not even his call. Like he has a team pushing the agenda and he's like, okay, yeah, I can't hold fuck sign this thing. That's what it feels like. Yeah, the farts.

Whatever. I'm gonna ban Joe. Yeah. I told you I saw a really old man, steel candy. He just like fuck it. You know how you're paying in paying in the weather's a regional or a thing a chocolate and I he just So old and he just went like this he was big and old and he just went like this. I just saw him go And he had a coat and he just put it in there He looked everything goes like that and I'm just standing like that. He just went

Yeah, like that old. Yeah, what am. Yeah. What do you mean that old? Yeah. What am I gonna do? Turn in. Yeah. No. Get a fuck. Just farting. What do you got, Jen?

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TheZiBread.com. Portugal just passed a law making it illegal for bosses to text their employees after work hours. Because a lot of people in Portugal. I can't afford to go. I just think that I know my text is like, oh my gosh. Portugal. I just think that I know. I text. Oh my gosh.

This is not a star, you know, it's a nine to five Microsoft. It's not like lately. I'll text. I don't want to. I'll text. That's a dumb law because shit comes up and you got to take care of it. Well, it's also because a bunch of people in Portugal and a lot of companies have switched to moving all their offices

to their homes, like you said. And so a lot of people are not finding a great work life balance since they're at home. A lot of people text them throughout the day and they feel like they have to work after hours. They don't have a lot of time with their kids. So they pass this law, making it. So if your boss texts you or tries to reach out to you after work hours they get find. Oh, isn't yeah, I isn't just taking down the carbon footprint of cities when people aren't driving as much.

I would imagine, right? Yeah, I think so. I mean, it helps. Yeah. Another part of this law is that employers are going to have to pay extra for the electricity and internet of their employees. I trapped at home 24-7. I'm gonna talk about that, but you know,

like you wanna escape a little bit. Yeah, I think so. I love my family, but dude, it's not even now. I'm like, all right, see you later. Yeah, gotta show you. What's great about how much is a fucking brain? See ya! Yeah, I need to not talk for fucking 20 minutes.

Can I do that? Oh yeah. What else I'm gonna do?? Oh yeah. All right. What else I'm gonna do? Downtown, I noticed it too. The smog was crazy, but then when the pandemic hit, like, especially when I was in the heart of downtown, it just looked clear.

I could see like, you know, hills and stuff like that. So it made a big difference. For sure. Mm-hmm. Gave the, what they say, gave, gave there a little break. I'll be right there. Is that what they're saying?

What did they give it a breather? I was getting here in 12 minutes. This animal. I know it was awesome. I'll leave it. Is that what they're saying? What did they give it a breather? I was getting here in 12 minutes. This animal. That was awesome. Yeah, the flying, that's awesome. The thing about it is that, you have to ask yourself, and really this isn't honest question.

I believe maybe the globe is warming. 100%, I don't know, I'm not a scientist now. I'm inclined to believe that. Do you think that passing laws, and having low flush toilets and stuff like that can actually cool the planet? I'm just sure you're one percent. And do you think it's the United States, the problem, or do you think it's developing countries like China and India that are the most egregious violence?

That we can't do anything about. No matter what North America does. Because they don't follow the rules. China, you've got to get sick out there from the pollution. Come on. You've've seen the smog out there you're to your point India so I think even if North America like let's say we just locked it down no carbon footprint it's really good yeah is it really doing anything I'm over the Indian oh yeah let her over the Indian Ocean they saw the dog cloud there was a smog cloud over the Indian Ocean now they're like well how big is it we should measure it? It was the size the continental United States sir

He's smart cloud. So you know if you're gonna start talking What was the song it was over the Indian ocean it was some crazy fucking, you know So world's most polluted China and India India India Hot China. Yeah, India yeah Is there a lay even in the top well? No, what? No the United States is not even oh my god No, I'm a dance we've been very clean for a very long time. Oh my we're not even no

It's all tried yes sir What are you talking about this shit does because because they it doesn't Merited here. We have to you know what they do? They give you a really low flush toilet. You have to flush toilet twice or three times and you use more water. You know when they have the one button or the two, so if you take a sheet you'll be fine.

I always had the two. You got a, I got a, I never knew what that was for. Well that's what it's for. That's what it's for. It's a spell. I'm a regular fucking toilet.'s for. It's a hell. I'm a regular fucking toilet. Or shallow, literally, castle.

European Union and the United States are not the problem. It's like you can keep doing this. We've had in Florida. Why don't you make this feel good? It's just like a, it's not like the mask in LA, like, I don't know. In 1985, in the 80s,

86, 87, 88, when you had a tree that came from Indonesia for lumber, for timber, there was all kinds of rules. If you wanted to have it coming to the United States, you had to have all kinds of certificates to make sure it wasn't a certain age, it wasn't from a certain region. It's not the Chinese back then when I went to Indonesia, the Chinese were the ones coming in and just decimating the forest. What they would do is they pay off the officials.

And by the way, if you were environmental, if you were actually an environmentalist, you could get killed if you were in the way of those bulldozers. They were like, it's not going to happen. We got people, you just accidentally died in the river. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Chin right over.

Yeah. It was his fault. Oh, it was his fault. I didn't tell him when he was trying to make a lot of money I just like his foot. He can't walk normal anymore They don't see what's up, but he makes so much money now. It's like yeah, so the company made a bank So really and they put they put our story into their handbook to oh Really like safety handbook?

Like I can't because it was his fault In the bottom he was in the bottom. I was in the very top. You can't see. So it wasn't even your fault. No, no, no. They have to warn you. Hey, I'm down here.

So then I'll stop and they can walk around. Ooh. Wait, so he had to warn you. No, I was, he sued him. But I saw him. He sued the company, not Chen. Chen got fired though. No, I kept my job.

The guy left, but yeah. Cause if it was my fault, they would fire me. The guy left, how long did you stay, Chen? For another like year or so. The guy left, can't need kept my job the guy left But yeah, because if it was my fault they would fire me Guy left you how long did you stay, too? For another like years the guy left can't need that shitty job anymore because he sued him one He I like I said before I think he did it on purpose He would walk underneath for close to have something happen to him But I'm saying the why why wouldn't it be his fault if he was the one that was to say no

It was it's fault. That's a distinct possibility what when you're so miserable at your job Yes, and I know people that know him well No, it was his fault. That's a distinct possibility. When you're so miserable at your job, I'm gonna just get it. And I know people that know him. Well, I'm not saying that happy for sure, but that's what I think. That's what I think. That's the thing. Not people say it, don't chat on the online.

You're not saying it's name either. No, trust me, it's in the handbook, dude. Yeah, it's in the handbook. But the traumatic thing for me was when he took off his shoe and I saw blood come out of it. That was like, my friends, my friends, at the airport,

a very heavy woman. The friends in the airport, heavy woman.. My buddy my buddy Bob is there's a very heavy woman and she got run over her foot got run over by a her foot too. Oh those cars come. Well the car hit her here and she was a very heavy woman and she fell down and my buddy helped her up and her foot came off. But like there there it was attached to the tendon, but the foot just went boom and it came off and she went oh and he goes don't look at your foot don't look at your foot look right here look here I got you I got you and he held her foot in place and he fucking he's very strong picked she was very heavy picked her up her husband was like a little guy was like whoa and my buddies all motto and he just picked her up and her husband was like a little guy, I was like, whoa, what in a, and my buddy's all motto and he just picked her up

and put her in there and held her foot in place because the husband fainted, he couldn't take it, he's our friend, he fainted, he fainted. So now my buddy's holding him so now, that's crazy. Yeah, watch it, that's crazy. Yeah. Do we believe her foot came off?

Fuck. I do believe he's well for it. No, no, hey hold on, hey. Do you believe her entire foot came off offered. No, no. Hey, hold on. Hey, do you believe her entire foot came off in the street? Well, I think what happened was the foot broke. The bone broke, probably broke, and the foot was probably maybe the side. That's fair.

Yeah, severed off, though? No, no, it didn't come off. It stuck with the tendon state. The tendon held it on, but the foot went blue, sloped off. So he's holding it in place. Here's what I believe him. Because he was living with me at the time,

and he didn't have a lot of money, and the guy had a lot of money, and the guy said I'd like to give you some money. Oh, because he picked that big bit of us. And then he was, I would turn out to be a big, wealthy, real estate guy. And my buddy didn't take the money. My buddy goes, don't worry about it.

And he needed the money. And I was like, you're a fucking man, dude. He goes, I don't know. See, what you want to give you? You know, he goes, I don't money and I was like you're a fucking man, dude Yeah, cuz I don't see what they want to give you you know, he goes I don't know I mean you know, but would you say the man or the stupid cuz he's broke I think he felt awkward about it I thought he was like I don't know what for helping the man He's like what do you want me to I mean he goes yeah, what do I ask for a hot one? What are you gonna give me a hundred grand I mean don't give me you know what I'm saying. It's like it was so it is weird, but I remember him just kind of going

It was like I don't know man. What was the guy like how much do you want that makes it awkward? I'm just that's awkward. Yeah, the guy was just a fast little guy and he was yeah a big white He just counted it out. How much you want also he fainted. Yeah, poor guy That's it like also you got there you're with your wife your wife's way bigger and you faint when her foot comes off He's trying all the guys in. Now, the fucking disaster. Oh shit, Jim. Jim's not buying the store.

I would get Jim's fake house. Possible. And well, I think his foot, her foot, came off. She rolled her ankle. No. No, I think it broke her. I bet it broke and her foot was like, fuck that. That's what I mean.

It was floppy. I don't say come on. Okay. Yeah. So there is a video of Sky Divers jumping out of the plane while the plane stalls. So as they're falling, the plane is also going towards the bottom.

And it's faster than them. Yeah, it's moving faster than them. Fortunately, no one gets hurt, but two Sky Divers get very close to the playing pad. No way. Video of it? Yeah. It's gonna after these ads. So many ads. Mm-hmm. Okay. It's a very long ad too. Let me refresh and see if this pops up. The rock is so good. There are three. There are three pieces. Yeah. Crickets still thing. Yeah. I mean, I don't think T-Mobile bought them. That the other problem is there was a guy who was underneath

the guy they were falling and the guy pulled a shoot. And as he pulled a shoot, it came up and the other guy came and took his legs off. He hit his legs. His legs right off. And he died because he was coming to terminal velocity. So you pulled a shoot up, you come up, oh, you forgot there was somebody's skydiving now.

Chopang! And hit you. Damn. Not a good time. Holy shit, it says your somebody skydiving now. Chopin! And hit you. Damn, not a good time. Holy shit. It says that your video begins in one second. Let's see. Yeah. There we are. Big moments for skydivers in South Africa.

Take a look at this. The incident happened last month. Newly released video shows the group. Fuck off. I don't know why you do that. I don't know. Oh, damn. Oh! This is like the airplane stalls and spirals oh Good oh my god

We under the group narrowly missing. I don't like how she's not that excited fully the pilot Re game control of the plane as he's spinning around safely and no one was Wow, oh my god And no one was. Wow. Oh my god. Jesus. That was terrifying. Fuck jumping out of my I didn't want no design. I didn't want some college. I was like, I got a date. When you're looking down and you got and he goes skydive and I was on a slack cord. I was. You had a guy in your back. Now I was on a slack cord so you jump and it pulls on. Okay. Still scary as far as anyone else.

On here. No, I kind of want to. We can't do it. Our boy Andy Stovkem kept saying, come, he's got the squirrel suit record. He's like, Navy Seal. I was like, I'm just, No, that's ever happening. What else you got, Jim?

What you guys ever go, bungee jumping? Absolutely not. For what? I know I'm saying that, I don't think we can do it. I know you can't, I've seen big bitches do it. You, I'm not doing it. Do you see the lady? I think it's someone in the middle east.

She jumps and someone forgot to attach the cord to the thing. It was on World Star. I was like, yeah, I guess see this. I clicked on it. Well, she's like, hey everyone. And the guy's like, and she's like eager to go. He's like, just hold on, hold on. And he straps thing, gives a thumbs up.

But someone did it. So it's just like, and you're like, okay okay let's go and pull the rope and just slap. She just does. Yep. Wait she jumped. I started my morning with that. No she jumped. She just does a video of it.

Oh yeah. Wait. She jumped like it's like a tall building. And then you're so it's boiling and back up but just the bungie cord. Yeah. The bungie cord went. God. Well I'm not working today. Oh, today's my day off.

No one told you, I'm not gonna pull her back. God damn it. Oh, and her family is waiting. The screams, like you've never heard before. It's not the way you want to start your Monday morning. Not the way you want to start your Monday morning. Literally just like, yeah. And they're all 32 once you're all, yay!

Crap! You can't, and you're all 32 once you all yay You can't and you can't know it. Now here's the fucked up part about life. Here's the fucked up part I need to see it and I Go to world and I don't want to see it because I want to be respectful and I don't like did you ever watch the Daniel Pearl be heading? I never watched I want to sleep for four days. I won't watch that. I saw that too I want to watch that that was like back in the day, right? It's a jeer. It's jeer. I won't watch those kinds of things. Well, there it is. Yeah. Horrible. Mom. I don't want to watch it. No, don't talk to another chick. I don't want to watch it. I feel bad. I feel bad for the family. That's not what I want to be. I don't want to be disrespectful. You go, I can't believe they

hear the one that said I want to watch it. I didn't want to, I was describing it. I walked out of my arms. No, but don't, it ruined your day. It ruined your day. First of all, I can't believe they actually put that video up. It's a mom. It's world-star, dude. She's a mom with the family there.

God damn it. Oh, and they're like rushing or something. They're like counting down on the last night in English. Fuck, dying that way. It's like, there are other ways. At least you're not scared, you know? At least you, you know, just like. Yeah, I guess you're like, there are other ways. At least you're not scared, you know? At least you, you know, just like. Yeah, I guess you're like, woo!

Yeah. Yeah. What? Yeah, that's it. It's just lights out. Hopefully. It's like, remember in the sopranos, the way they ended it, where it's just like dark.

Lights out? You know, just pull the plug. Well, your body, just what they say, I don't know who said this, because they've never died before, but see your body just releases all the dopamine and doorphins. So you go into this different world. Well, they say, I don't know who said this because they've never died before, but see your body just releases all the dopamine and dwarfs. So you go into this different world.

They say when you're dead. And then that shuts off in your dead. When they would, the guillotine, when they would cut your head off, they would hold the head up. And sometimes people would be mouthing prayers. Oh, my. So the idea is your brain can live without oxygen

for a little while. So the idea would be, can you see your body? Oh, what does that do to you? Can't rattlesnake still bite you? If there is. Yes, chop chop. Chicken still run around. Yep.

Worms have like multiple hearts. Yeah. Yeah, that's science, dude. What else do you have to change, bro? Yeah, you don't want to look at that video. If you guys are looking for it, if you're listening to me, it's on World Star. Just type in Bungie Jump. It's the first video.

Jeff Bezos saw the video of his girlfriend swooning over Leonardo DiCaprio and he decided to respond with a photo. Leo, come on over here. I want to show you something. That's great. Good for him. Bodyed up, too. By the way, he's bodyed up. Yeah, he was on TRT. He's on Mr. TRT.

I got to get on TRT. I give you, dude. Hold his bass up. Same case, you three. 58. Is he? 58, yeah. Oh, yes. J.W. is well. 57. Dammit's from New Mexico. Well, he's a J.W.

Dude, isn't that where just like it's from too. He has $200,000 in the $100,000. Oh, just a culture. He worked on a ranch when he was a kid, especially in the summertime. When to Princeton. He's smart, dude. What does he got you?

There we go. So a band called Water Parks. I've never heard of them before, but apparently, yeah, Water Parks. Apparently, they have a pretty good following and one of their fans decided to get a tattoo of their album name, but the tattoo artist actually wrote it wrong. And this TikTok went viral. The frontman of the band saw this tattoo mistake and said, you know what, I'm going to do you solid. He changed the album name to the

mistake. But all the mistake was they added two ends. Yeah. So see you in in the future. Yeah, it's supposed to be see you in the future by his tattoo artist, but see you in in the future. On his own. The guitar is just wrote it twice on accident. But also, that's the one. I thought you should have checked. Both of them. Yeah, you checked. Then they have you look at it.

But yeah, it's a good story now, because they changed it for them. That's dope. That's such a tight move. See you in in the future. And the future. You know, my artist puts you in in the future. That's my artist puts you in the future. That's actually works. See you in and yeah, at least it was at like two.

Well, the future in and I didn't spell anything wrong. They just it was grammatically wrong. Yeah. Let's dope the band did that. Yeah. I have to say the band water parts. It's a pump. Yeah. I have to say I see a lot of really bad tattoos on people and I do judge them like I'll just see like There's some people Ground

It's probably hungry. Oh, he heard the door open. Wow, good guard dog. Yeah, a dog's fat. You see that dog? He's chubby. It's a little mull glee. He ain't seen Mike Quarge though. He's chubby.

He's chubby. I like him chubby. They don't live long. That's fine. He's so cute. Look at him. He's a cute dog. There he is.

A little dirty. Oh. That's a bummer. He looks friendly. He's like a good belly rope. Tiny head, big body, huh? He's like a fucking body of looking, he's sealed kind of.

He looks like a thing from Star Wars. And he walks. And he walks. Yeah. I like that nose on him. I won't say that much. I don't like to brag. I don't like to brag about this.

But two times in the past month, I've had, I've been walking down the path I've had dogs come up to me and say hi and the owners have said He never does that He said and I was like I'm the dog whisper. I just have I just have a purity to me man. What happened to that dog whisper guy He's not that shows. I think he's still he's still doing shit I love when he got attacked by that golden retrieval. Oh, yeah, yeah I just can't have it got his like four

It's all right. Yeah, he's like it's okay. Yeah, he's like it though Sometimes when you're on problem dogs, all right, some dogs are crazy Some dogs are not all there. That's all he's still doing the goddamn thing. Yeah, he's still doing it. He's really good at that shit man One hour ago In this video I help Harry a seven-year-old bastard how to can't keep out of trouble There are three phases when me and a dog Brian and you know this eye contact getting close sniffing each other Which one does Harry struggle with let's find out? I've seen a lot of care. I do not care.

Oh does the dog bite him because he was trying to bite the beagle? No, no this is some bullshit. I don't know. Yeah I don't know. He knows his dog's the boy. No I'm not fucking. Ball's deep in dogs. Yes he is.

What else you got Jen? Let's go with, um, do you know Grant Hill? The NBA player for his daughter does a MMA. Oh, she does. No, she just had her first fight, right? Yeah, I'm sure fight, and then he wrote this post about it. Four days there, I'm still on my daughter,

my list performance in first amateur MMA fight. She was focused composed, which her mother and I were not before and during the fight, aggressively and clearly not afraid of the moment that I thought it'd gone. So this is her, she's a one of 19. I think she was 19, yeah.

Yeah, I think so. And she's a one in the background in the black. Okay, see? The other girl's white though, you know. She's a bright, she's a bright, I can't tell. I can't tell.

Now, she's probably got dad's athleticism. I couldn't tell even a chance. Yeah, thanks. She probably, I got you. Anyway, she gets her here. She took her down. Mm-hmm. Socks they have takedown.

Shog and Shinged guys. Oh, she got her back. Yeah. So she took her out. Little bees. That's cool, man. Yeah. Wow.

Dad's Grand Hill. Mm-hmm. Dad's grand hill. Yeah. And do you recognize who this person is? Um, hold on. That is probably a photo shop of Chins head on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Basically. Yeah. You're the same.

That just means you're a good looking. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. You know, that was a picture of her four years ago when she was. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You're looking at me. So that was a picture of her four years ago when she was on Jessica Sinson. That just Sinson right there? She's sober now though. Yeah, four years sober now.

That was Jessica Sinson. Wait, what? Go back. I worked with her. I know, you say like that. I don't even recognize her. No, she was so devastatingly beautiful. No, she's still, she's hot.

She's back. She's back. So that was just how it looked. That's her carbs, alcohol. After four years, she posted this picture showing her when she wasn't sober. So now this is how she's like, what's her man like, hold up, let me get this picture.

Oh wow. That's her now. She's amazing. She's so bad. Good for her. She has them sweater. How are the popbies for days? Yeah, she does.

And her husband played pro football. She used to be with Nicholas Shay. Oh yeah, that show on MTV was fun. That's what she asked if chicken and cheese. Chicken and cheese. And classic. And he was just like, oh my God. He's like, what?

Yeah, he's like, what the fuck, frustrated. You know, the voice I shortly after. How did he get that? Good question. Yeah, she is. She was in an employee of the month. She was so hot in that movie. Oh, I love that.

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So all these kids just kept falling down. When was that? Elevator. Yeah, taken souls. We'll have an elevated court. So all these kids just kept phone down. When the one's there, an elevated court was taken souls. They were trying to rush this thing. Why are they all eating shit? Cause an elevated court. What's happening? I don't understand what's happening.

Well, because the court is a little higher. And they don't think it's a step. So the evening you just go straight to the court, but there's a step. I won't get kept following court. It's taken souls. And the elevated court was taken souls. The shit I got to take the souls

And this is just confirmation that there's gonna be a season two Good game You leave us okay. Can you get your warm up? If I come oh my god, I think that's that China ship. Yeah, I think it was a company that had set up like a different squid Gains to me the demand higher. I don't even know if they were sending out product I think they're just scamming people because it never got sent out to get your money back I'm gonna I'm gonna do I'll make one I have a thick boy. Yeah, you think boy Yeah, but what about a faster on there? I was thinking about what if I start dressing like the old school gangsters where I'm in

Tracksuits like the lower tracks Ooh, that'd be cool. You could pull that off. Bring that up. Bring up like old school gangsters like they do. Well, they're doing it. It's a movement now over in Europe. They do it.

Yeah. Yeah. You can get them. They're sick looking. We thought about Doma. Remember, Jay was trying to get us all in one. I don't know. Where were we? Yeah.

Where were we? Maybe I'll start doing that. Like that? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Maybe I'll start doing that. Like that? Yeah. Yeah. Right, you could totally pull the edge. Basically, you. Foulness.

What the fuck, right? With that guinea underneath, what is that? That could be cool. It does look pretty cool. Like this guy here. The new ones. Yeah, right there, right? Yeah.

That's literally how they dress I don't think that today but go down chin you see the guy in the the printed one keep going down Keep going see that guy walking right there right there. That's what's popping right now. That's a what you call I'm afraid but that type of vibe is popping how much 29 what's the movie? The tribe is popping. 129. What's the movie? The gentleman? Yeah. I would wear that.

Would be cool in that. A little old, right? I'd like to see it. I think you would. I need to say a little understated. The track, that was the track suit was good. Yeah, what about Adidas? This right here will be good.

Adidas track suit? Like that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you can find that. You can grab it, but Kenny Adidas right now and get a track suit. Yeah. Comfy. Like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can find that you can grab a Kenny Adidas right now and get a track suit. Yeah Come feet

Have you done something? They're about to get a fight this scene or something I Don't remember what happened to him outside the stoop. Oh, thick boy gonna mix tracksuits. Yeah, like that right there No, that's not for us. I would I would do the squid games I mean, I'm sure we'd sell few but not like Where I don't think so Pro-soup Well, squid games. I feel like people would yeah me too. Yeah I just don't know how I feel about the next season without the cast from season one is the cast

I don't think so I don't make the main characters without the cast from season one. It's the cast. I don't think so. Well, the main characters involved. The main character. Everyone else I can get a bet. I know. Have we heard of some of those actors? They were actually in LA recently. They were at a movie.

They did anything like that. Well, they just made the Sprouts of the Movie with Joe Diaz's in there all on it, right? Oh, you thought you were a other squid game. Oh, squid games, I don't thought you were talking about that. I was squigging. Yeah, that's not what that's just. Oh, squigames that, I don't know. That just came out.

Let's guess, the actors. I don't know. I mean, they're blowing up, at least their social media is blowing up. You know that, you know, Jaffrey from Game of Thrones, he's quit acting? Yeah, I think he's trying to be a doctor now.

Doctor, he wants to be a doctor and also his character was so evil. He was getting type cats, he's like, I got fucked up. Yeah, yeah. Smart. This guy. He's, I mean, one got fucked. Yeah, yeah smart Mm-hmm. He's I mean, he's so good. He's characters all time man. Oh man. He played it well He oh, he killed that role. Yeah, and people are so stupid. I'm trying to street he was getting shit all the time stuff

Yeah, cuz Lena he said the same thing about playing Cersei that people would treat her poorly in real life because of how well she played her I would about that. Yeah, she's so hot. I'd say my queen, you'd get down one leg. So hot. Like what the fuck are you doing? I remember her in the in 300. Oh yeah. Oh, when she just. Oh, I'm not your king.

Fuck, dude. Oh, hot. I'm not your king. This is not going to be nice. Keep your mouth open. You said, what else you got, Jim? It's a great life. That should just quit.

You know the kid from Willy Wonka and Chocolate Factory? That's the only movie he ever did. Oh, this sucks. I'm not doing this anymore. It's more. He did that one movie. The OG one. Yeah, though, they're good.

I mean, the real one. Johnny Depp, when I love Johnny, but that's the thing. Timothy Shalamay is gonna be the new Willy Wonka now. Who? Timothy Shalamay. Who's that? He's the current herthrob.

The guy from June, the kid from June. Yeah. Who? Call me by your name. Super feminine. Oh. He was dating Lily Depp for a while. God is he feminine?

He's good. Mm. He's like the current teen hearthrop. He's gonna be the next Willy Wonka. Yeah. They're doing a Willy Wonka origin story. Ooh, I like that. He's really good.

He did a movie, I forgot what it was called with. The guy from the office, Michael Scott, not Michael Steve Carl. Steve Carl. Steve Carl, there you go. About addiction. There's a dire. So fucking good.

Oh, I've seen it. And yeah, I know what you're talking about. He's a very good actor. This guy. Great actor. Is he English? No, he's from New York very and raucinous. Yeah Very good. Yeah, Jen. Hmm. Very Let's go with This one so this is

You had something which one I got a bunch, but I'm just seeing what's best All right. Oh, this one, I thought it was pretty crazy. This is like a youth basketball game. And um... You saw this? Okay, I'll just play it for real quick. Yeah. She lied to her out, watch this. So...

It's when they're going the other way. Yes, so this girl gets the ball. She tries to get three pointer. This girl... She falls on that girl. And then watch. And if you hear in the background, you kinda, the mother of the girl that I hit said that the mother

of that girl that hit her, she's still, you gotta hit her for doing that, for messing up. So she, she kinda did this, like put her hand out? I don't think it punched her. You're like a pusher with a forearm, an octagon. She definitely hit her, yeah. Hey man, it was like glasses. You don't see this girl in the video.

It is blurry video. It's definitely blurry video. Yeah, I can't tell what's going on. She hits her, then she's swinging so hard her arm, like almost, where are you? Watch her, right here. Are you shitting me? Boom.

Oh, you guys not? Yeah, it's like neck and chin area Tell me It's a blurry video though. What a fucking asshole that was that was bullshit Yeah, so I tell you guys you all though to be fair Are you saying you have bad eyes? Yeah, he has bad eyes. I'm fine. You need glasses. I'm fine Yeah, glasses. Yeah, glasses. I'm fine. He has them. I got fine. You need glasses. You have glasses? And I'm fine. He has them. I got a memory of wearing them.

I don't wear them a lot. Who? Fuck that. Close to wearing them at night. I'm gonna beat them up. I'm driving this shit. Oh, I'm fighting the dad. He's like, you're the dad?

Yeah, he's like, I had nothing to do. I'm like, I know, but I can't beat her up. You gotta take this. Yeah, you gotta, yeah. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. Your daughter did my dad. Because her daughter said, her mom said to the daughter.

You gotta hit her. Yeah, that dad's gonna hit her. That dad's gonna beat up. Yeah, she didn't mean like that. I don't think she actually meant like puncher in the face Yeah, I don't know if she said the girl and the mom should absolutely no remorse and offer What I'm Zachary she gets spenders. So the mom's asking that she gets They both in trouble. Yeah, also big girl. She's Hard hit too, man She came with them, boy. That was a hard hit too, man. She came with them. Dude, that was a hard, that's like a street fight dude hit. Yeah, just closed line.

Yeah, like, bam. Yeah. No, we can't have that. Also, Doran's County basketball. Take it easy girl. Take it easy girl. Take it easy girl. She's just built like big baby.

Here's the trailer for these. See that? I can't wait. Got Tim and girl. Tim and girl. Tim and girl. It was far. Yeah, he looks bad. Here's the trailer for the... See that? T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T- It's just not the music from our trailer when you were a cowboy else in Indian pretty much buddy The dream is coming true Sam Elliott, I love him Faith Hill him and his wife are in it fan hills. Yeah We are the land of no mercy now. What a time.

Billy Bob Thorne, is that him? It looks like. No, that's him, that. 1883. New series streaming December 19th. I'll watch it. That's John Dutton's great grandpa. I think I'll say that.

That looks dope. Almost 20 years after the Civil War. Wow. Looks good, yeah. Mm-hmm. Looks real dope. I don't know what else I have, the Oriented. This is a real quick one.

I didn't know about this, but I guess it's a McDonald's hack. I'll just play it for you. Let me refresh. McDonald's hack number 17. Don't ever order hotcakes. Did you know that hotcakes are $3.69? Hold on. That's not the one.

I think it's this one. McDonald's hack number 25, the budget breakfast. The sausage McMuffin and sausage biscuit are both $1.19. But what are they missing? One egg. What's the cheapest thing you can ever buy? Ever? One egg.

How much is a sausage McMuffin one egg three dollars and seventy nine cents What it costs two dollars in 60 cents to add one egg? I can get a dozen at public for two dollars. Yeah, you're gonna go and make it Put on the car of Sam Get a sausage big muffin for this isn't a hack. I had no idea as I much It's like you like steak go home and cook your own steak So you think order the the folded egg on the side the make your own For a dollar about our bees though, but the egg the folded egg is not as good as that actual egg

But that was just something I saw. Oh, this is also The you know the girl that was the whistleblower for Facebook and then also all the Instagram Facebook stopped working on the same day, I think it was. Yeah, yeah. She's saying that she's worried that the metaverse that Mark Zuckerberg is doing is gonna make it seem and they're gonna even collect more information

and more data from us. It's gonna be dangerous. That's what I was saying, man. That's why this is like, yeah, yeah. You think, of course it will. Whole new set of dangers, yeah. I'm shit, girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the safety and platform he should step aside let's go on the folks on that. But I think we're headed towards that direction regardless. Yeah, I was gonna say, like you're not stopping. If he's not, yeah.

Like what are we gonna do? I mean, I guess read the book of Revelation. We stop to adjust. It's fucking repent right now. I don't, let the fuck are we gonna do? Like this, it is so scary to think about what technology is gonna do. I still resist electric cars. Huh?

I'm still in resistant to electric cars. I hate them. I hate it. I hate it. I'm ugly. And Tal for you by two thousand. I have. Oh yeah. Rented them. You just don't. You just like that. They're just lame, dude. You like the engine. Yeah. I like cars. I don't like goat carts, but it's so fast. That's not easy. You like that feel. You like the feel of the engine though. You just I don't like electric cars. That I mean, that's what happens. You're gonna have to. That's the bummer you get. It's like when they're from steam to gas,

I'm sure there's some steam guys. Yeah, what the fuck? That's true. It's true. I'm that guy. Now when we see you, when we see you, in Dallas tomorrow, daddy, is it gonna be metaversaire?

Is it gonna be live? Live. Live. We don't have metaversia. No, no metaversia. So I like rear heads at. Thank you. But please don't bring goggles, because this is not metaversaire. No, you gotta see.. So I like where you head's at. Thank you. But please don't bring goggles

because this is not metaverse yet. No, you gotta see. You can wear goggles. You gotta see this raw face. Raw face. Raw face. I'm gonna fall flesh face. November 11th, 12th, 13th,

in the Dallas-Fax Addison in the... Flash face. That's Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Shooting the special Friday in Saturday. That's the taping. And then November 27th, Everett Washington, Everett Theater, Taunted. I don't care.

It's 30 minutes outside Seattle, so we'll see you guys one night only, Everett Washington Theater. And then December 30th through January 1st, bring in the New Year's 2022 with your thick friends here by Thick, I mean, me and Chappelle at Dania, Florida, which is Fort Lauderdale. Dania Improv, right, in Fort Lauderdale, basically. Come on out, come on, oh, and for Dallas,

you can only get it in person at the taping of the special. We have a built thick boy collab Dallas shirts for your bro whisper shirts. This weekend, Naples Florida, and remember, 11, 12, 13, 14, you got a sunset. She talked to my boy, you all set up. Yeah, all set up. Here he has wine, free you and whiskey's the best

I'm telling you I can't wait. You guys can be who's so good. I'm gonna be there. I'll be in that restaurant with every night. You don't know the name. So I don't want to open. We should plug it. I forget the name. You'll play you when you get back Yeah, I'll plug when I get back. November 19th and 20th Orlando Florida. I'll be there at the improv and in December 17th through the 19th Kansas City, Missouri. I'll be in at the improv and in December 17th through the 19th Kansas City, Missouri. I'll be in That the Kansas City improv And by the way December 15th, we're doing a show The three of us and they are so sure yes, Oxnard, California One not only one not only

To one not only December 15th will give you details as we get them. It's gonna be a good It's fun. It's already on sale. Yeah, they will be that's gonna be a fun. I'll see real. Think it's already on sale? Yeah, they will be. That's gonna be a fun night. I'll see him real soon. So we're excited. And then November 17th, next week, I'll be at Tacoma Comedy Club and then the following night, November 18th, I'll be at Spokane Comedy Club and then December 1st, I'll be at San Jose Improv. Oh, and next week, fine kid will come out on Tuesday because Brian's out here on Monday

so she'll head up. All right, love you. Bye. Dallas, see you this week. take his prize out here on Monday. So yeah, it's up. All right, love you. Bye.

Bye. Dallas, see you this week.