The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 746

Episode Date: November 17, 2021

The guys watch twerking vids and talk samurai's, Bryan's trip to Naples, JFK conspiracies, Brendan breaking baseball bat, an update on Bryan's Metaverse comedy club, Brendan and Bryan's fascination with Elizabeth Hurley's son Damien Hurley and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, a little tight. Yeah, a little bit of a samurai thing going. That's a samurai. That's a samurai. It has to be longer. No, sir. I don't think so. I think that's when you have a good hairline,

you go samurai, that would be. That's right. Yeah, that's how the samurai would do. I like how you do the proper. That's how samurai would do it. And when you are samurai, you have to study Bushido, which is the way of the warrior. Woo! And you hang a sword of other fissure colors.

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Gunpowder because you give them gunpowder. They're gonna fuck everybody up because they had been in a low-grade civil war for Roughly a thousand years. I mean it was basically these these this is shit. You need to know That's why they were so good Brian explains it. Well, that's why they were so gonna making metal because they were like those Portuguese were like wait a minute How come this metal doesn't break and why is it so fucking sturdy and why can it cut through something? What was the the The Was it all folded metallurgy they would fold it? It was just master sword makers They could they would fold the steel and I guess when you fold it, I don't know,

but you keep making it. So this isn't what the last samurai is about, which I'm curious about. He is. He is. He's a samurai. He's a samurai. He's a samurai way of life.

And he fell in love with that little Japanese. Yeah. That the way of life ended because of gunpowder. Uh huh. And remember when they're lighting up the guy who just has swords, he's on the bridge lock. G-G-G-G-G. Here's a quiz, here's a quiz.

Because he's the last one. Why did, why did, yeah. Why did, why, well, it's Tom Cruise. Why, why would they, why would they, why would they, why would they, so annoying, yeah. Hey, why was, why did, why did nighthood, remember when you'd wear, you guys were in night shining on.

Yeah. It was a whole, it was a, it was a warrior class of knights, right? Swords, we have fighting. Yeah. Why'd that go out of style overnight? What invention? Here's a little quiz. What, what did they invent that turned that thing obsolete?

It was just, no, you couldn't use it overnight. Not guns. Not gunpowder. Not guns, not gunpowder. It was before that. Cann you couldn't use it overnight. Not guns. Not gunpowder. Not guns, not gunpowder. It was before that. Canons. Nope. Arrows.

Arrows is in the area. Arrows is in the area. Not a bow and arrow. Crossbow? Yes. Yes, sir. The crossbow, yeah. The crossbow turned that thing into a steel coffin.

No, it did. It just go right through. So, and they'd fire. Oh, yeah. Because they'd be like, ah, I'm a man. It was cool. It was like World War One, where they didn't know that the fucking, there was something called machine guns and artillery.

Yeah. Technology. So they got on their horses and they were like, let's charge. They were like, really? Hey, giggle, giggle, giggle. That was the end of that. And then it just,

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Where he personally rubs. Do you know the name of the restaurant? It's called for Gina. Oh On fifth street if you you're in Naples, you got to go there. You got to go there. It's so nice I was so you got a squad would I was drunk. How funny you see though the best He's the best. He's the best. That's how to talk Louise. This is where this is three in the morning Louise is so high can barely hold his head. I know look at him. Louise is so high can't keep his head off Luis is so high, can barely hold his head off. I don't look at him. Luis is so high, can't keep his head off. As Dennis who manages the fucking, I don't know if the hook I had a blast, great weekend.

And here I'm bragging about looking the same age as everybody, it was a silly thing, but we had such a blast. It's an eye. How great is he though? You're missing, just turn around. You don't have to, otherwise you have to watch the whole thing, it's too much.

Okay. Erick is great though, huh? Erick is. Isn't he fun? Erick, how New York is Erick? He's fucking hot. I kept going, get less New York. Well, he's a silly. You might as well get a fucking Yankees tattoo how New York is Eric. He's fucking I kept going get less New York Well, he's Sicilian you might as we get a fucking Yankees tattoo on your neck

Eric New New York Sicilian and and he will you pay for it? Dude I kept trying to pay do I try give him cash they would Everything I would tip the way and it's so expensive every night. So I mean every night But he wouldn't let me pay for anything. He was open. Nothing. Cast 23. That's a stag's lead. That's so expensive. Cast 23. Like you buy that in a restaurant. You spend 500 bucks on a ball.

Yeah. It's me the best. He's the reason I was managing. Yeah. He's the reason I was just keep doing Naples. Fuck off the rest of the floor. He made my weekend. I said that to him.

That's what I told him. I was at that restaurant. You were never, you were never. I had to hang you. You were well. I was there till three in the morning. So are we every night. How do you in the morning? How do you fuck chillin and eating great food? I mean I didn't sleep well because you're not a watch guy

He's a big watch guy so he knows watches so we're talking watches So it's funny you say that because I saw the watch he had a polar Rolex a Polaris polar it's a white face. Okay, did maybe Daytona? Not to be racist, but it was Whiteface and I I really liked that watch. It's like a nine grand, I don't know how much I'm going to do the way more than nine grand. Okay, so that, it has a White Daytona, no, you didn't have to explore. Look up a Whiteface Daytona.

Did it have three dials on it? I'm not sure, but I liked it very much and it's the kind of watch that felt good on me. Is that one on the far left I assume it was a little bit different was it because that's a mother fucking watch 40 grand I know oh yeah, and you can't watch it. They're like Ferrari can't walk in Rolex and buy those you can no So what do you like you have to you have to be somebody the allocations or you had to know somebody like can't just walk in It's a beast be this is exciting is that the watch that little baby got duped on

well no not that no now listen that I will go back to naples just for the straight I had so much fun and it was the first time for in a long time I had a group of people with me and we were just hanging yeah and being idiots white and no and no No, they were there were I thought we were vibing him. No, they were Hispanic people. They're too Yeah, the we you're opener what well he counts for seven he counts for seven My boy Augustus from Nicaragua bro. He is yeah, bro. That picture. He noticed that is he a comic He is a he works there. No, that's a good story there on the the smart guy right there right on my uh... he's he's he's a good place with Eric all i remember him yeah good

dude and here now Lewis looks the Lewis Louise Louise Louise is so high there he can keep his head up i love it yeah smoke the devil's lettuce i didn't i didn't i think red wine which gives me energy you give me red wine and good food came on at three in the morning I'll go on a fucking marathon. Correct. Dude we said our boy Jason from we did a tough matter with him the dime piece. She did like body up. He lives in dalsi came

He owned some like THC like weed gummies. Yeah called alpha something He give them to me, he goes, you smoke weed, I really don't, but my guys do, so I'll give them, he goes, literally, and he goes, I smoke weed every day. I eat half this, I'm fucking flawed. He's like, tell your guys, take it easy.

They look like candy though, I want to eat them all night. Yeah, it looks so good. I'm not gonna get you so high on a fuck. But Mark took one and Mark was out. Yeah. He was out. Oh, the, oh the big blind was snoring Yeah, snow you you you had you had some good shows. Oh, man. Can I win any better? I want to show you I'm real dude. Yeah, I got you look at that. I might team do it

All right, yeah, it's me jumping as a crowd after the show. That's a great picture. That's a great How about Addison? It's doing doing that fucking great? Not so, dude. It was, and the whole, the whole squad was out there was just such a great fucking vibe. And I told them, so we didn't record Thursday night, show was fucking great. I'm like, God, we pressure God that one. Friday, you know, Friday early, good,

you know, there's never bad shows in Dallas, but it was good. Friday late, fantastic. So we got both those. I'm like, well, we kinda got something to work with there now. Now I got both those. I'm like, well, we kind of got something to work with there now. Now, I got everybody together. There's like 15 of us. And I want, I'm telling you,

be on the fucking ball. Saturday early show is gonna be the one we're gonna use. Like, well, no, we can take pieces. I'm like, I'm telling you, Saturday early is gonna be on fucking real life. That's one of my most energy. Oh, the most. They're excited to be there.

Dude, they were fucking nuts. So, you know, my sets 30 minutes, when we recorded, it turned out to be there, dude. They were fucking nuts. So, you know, my set's 30 minutes. When we recorded, it turned out to be 40, because the last couple hours, like it was just such a beast. And so, you know, I'd stand and know, I go it off stage, I come back in, and the whole team's still there recording,

I get on the mic, go, I told you it's the fucking one, boys. I was fired up, dude. Well, it's a milestone for your man. Yeah, isn't it? Yeah, it's great Beautiful. Couldn't have been any better. It was great. Congrats. There he is Body top wait. I was at him with that That store on the left door. Yeah. Yeah, that's Jason on the right. Wait, who is that guy now? Jason? He did the tough

Mudder with us. He's the only kept trying to like to keep me Jesus Christ. He has oh He's Olympian dude. Yeah, he's an Olympian. Yeah, he's competitive. Oh, he's shit. He's a limp. Yeah, he's a limp. Yeah, he's competitive. He's a limp. He's a monster. He's a fucking and he's handsome and weightlifting. Yes. Jesus. And he's 42, I think. He has he has two twins. And then he has like four kids, too. He's a beast of a dad too. That's him. Look at his body. He's stupid. Dime piece. That's ridiculous. Stupid Dime piece. Yeah, that's, uh, such a good dude. He's straight. Oh, yeah, he's very, very wifey for kids.

Well, it's got such nice, that's a, that, that, that that pose is sexy. On the left. Yeah, that, you have the left one's question on the right. What's your going to a phase then? I mean, why, I mean, why wouldn't you feel my boy and you're doing that, I'm gonna have to be like, hey bro, but why wouldn't they cast them in 300? I mean, just off that on the right.

I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. In fact, do the movie over again and cast him. Yeah, he's just unbelievable. That's a good set. Well, look at his beard and his hair. All of you, if you look that good. He's just a good looking,

and just so you'll love him. Such a good guy. Just such a good person. I fucking love that guy. He's just a good looking and just said you'll love him Such a good guy. I'm sure just such a good person. I fucking love that. He's got good style. He wears chains Yeah, yeah, he's great fashion. I appreciate actually the first one first type one diabetic to win the Olympia Oh, he's a type of really first one ever he won the other Yeah, yeah, I see so he's not Olympian. He's a he's a Olympia Olympia, but he didn't win. I'm sorry. No, no, no, he won miss Olympia. Yeah, four times. Yeah, four times. Four times. Four time winner. Well, I put so there's different classes, right? He's not in key field. He's no that that's different He's in whatever the program is there's like there's like he's in less gear. He's in the program. He's just like fucking jack

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I took Chappelle to the JFK shooting. Oh, yeah, drop some, drop some knowledge. Knowledge, man. Fuck, dude. You don't know, dude. Come on, man. That is, man. I'm so deep for you.

Dude, yeah, Jack Ruby. I went deep seeing the, seeing the library to the where that first shot is and all that I'm like the Jack Ruby. It's great. Yeah, that part. The Jack Ruby is the the one thing where I go if it's not a conspiracy. It ties. Well, I mean also why did he come out of nowhere? Shoot him.

He had ties the mob. Oh, shoots and the harvest was well. And then won't say anything in jail. No, he wanted to say him. He had ties to the mob. He shoots any harbours, Oswald, and then won't say anything in jail. No, he wanted to say something. He said they won't let him. Yeah, he was like, I'm ready to give the real story what happened. And then he died of cancer. And then we're good. But Diana, you guys told me that if I play ball with you, I could give my peace.

And they're like, we're good. Wow. No one ever came to interview. And then, oh, that's a shot. That any diet of cancer, Mr. What you said, so you said there was a bar. It was a speakease. It was like Speakease. Did he have all the the the the the the the downstairs the mob the politician. It was Jack Ruby. Yeah, and then Jack Ruby was the nightclub over. So

what is your gun to your head? What's your assessment of the J mafia mafia? I'm but it's not really conspiracy. To me, it's like clear as day. And then also like, you know, Biden, even Trump didn't release the whole findings, the whole Warren report. They didn't release that. They release certain things,

but there's a last thing that they won't release. I mean, it's just Mafia, maybe I don't know. I mean, you and I are the same. I don't,. I'm not, you know, you and I are the same. I, most conspiracy, I'm like, get the fuck in there. This one, you like how cool it been. Yeah. How do you feel about it, B? Again, I, I, I, I don't, I don't put it past some lone shooter,

but was the lone shooter. You get a guy who's not stable, like we heard you out as well. But he said, he was a communist, but in time in Cuba, in cuba and shot at somebody i think before that blah blah okay fine you you can those are the kind of people you would use you could place that person some yes they're there they're very they can talk easy easy talk i would the sky jack ruby why would he and you know the narrative for a while as he was was so, he felt so bad for Jackie Kennedy that he wanted to avenge her loss, I don't buy that. Why? Because he was a

sleazy nightclub owner who, with, part of the mafia, you look at the ties to New Orleans, but it's not how those guys are. That's not how those guys are. But like you said, you said, you said, Sam Giancana, Sam Giancana, who was the head of the mob back then, who took credit for getting him elected apparently, right? The Republicans were talking about all the fraud that went into getting him, the Republicans, that's all they were talking about. So, and then, and then,

which one the mafia had real power? Oh, the most, but that's what I'm telling Shepel, like it's different now, that, like then they had it. And then also what they do with the cards, so when he gets shot, they drive straight to the hospital, drop JFK off and then take the car to wherever and clean it clean it wash it down it's very strange bleach it out no sense which is it's just not protocol you know what you doing a crime yeah that's

the argument like well why would you guys do that and like oh we you know we panic we didn't want the car to have the presence blood on it's like it's crazy yeah and it's that we haven't saw it It's a pain's missing. Brain, everything, yeah. The brain was missing, you found that bullet. It's on the bullet, the original bullet went through the throat. Yeah, but why was it on the gurney next to him?

Very strange. Yo, I'm not if it's very strange, I don't know. I'm not thinking it's very strange. The Havoc wall was just like a regular dude in the army. Like, you said to pull that shot off. It wasn't an outlier Not you the shark shooter. That's I've seen I've seen outlier in the military. He was at very average. Yeah, he was classified as

But like okay, so you can pull that shot. I've been I've been I've seen that you're shooting straight down I was telling you guys don't think it's a hard shot, but I think there's 100% more than one shooter And then that did My thing is you didn't mean. The cop that they did. Yeah, but he had multiple, he had different. He had four different bullets in them. Bullets in them.

But even that, like my thing is, if I found out there was only one shooter, it still doesn't mean that other people weren't behind it. Oh, 100%. What do you mean? Just because Mothy's butt, I mean. Oh, as well, might have been the only shooter, but it doesn't mean that there weren't,

that this was, didn't have the architects behind this the jack Ruby thing is the strangers is no one has ever explained to me why this guy that also be Johnson live TV Then it's not crazy. Yeah, I was watching watching like say you're watching the written house Trial yeah, and so much came in shot in the face. Yeah in live TV It's just like what do they say about the what what does the war on commission say about jack ruby what do they say about it you know ties crazy he was just crazy they just put him as crazy but he said he said he already had cancer and just want to go out on his shield

okay maybe at a terminal diagnosis and decided fuck it but i don't that's hard to hard to it's ties to the mafia into the the the Dallas police department so strange here's very close with them Very good. That's why they're saying when he was there It didn't causing red flags. He's always hanging around that because he he he would make sure so he on that nightclub Cops come in he given the best tables. Yeah, they had a poker game with politicians mafia guys Dallas police Jack Ruby like they were all there. Did he have family, did he have family that the Mafia could have threatened or rewarded

for his behavior? Because again, if a Sam's you kind of could have gone in and said, listen, you do this. You gotta do this, we'll set your family up here. Or you're gonna die anyway. Do us a favor, we'll do you a favor, whatever it might be, or by the way, you know, or you owe us.

And if you don't do this, we're gonna have to take it out of your fan. It's all strange. It's fascinating though, huh? It's fascinating. But Brennan, so like the, like, was there one specific reason or was there among multiple reasons why they would go after JFK?

Yep, because his brother and JFK were cutting down hard on the mafia. They're trying to shut down the Dallas mafia scene, New Orleans and New York. Which I thought mafia was weird because the mafia got JFK were cutting down hard on the mafia. They're trying to shut down the Dallas mafia scene, New Orleans and New York. Which I thought mafia was weird because the mafia got JFK elected. Yeah, that's right. And they were all like, hold up.

Sam Jr. Conrad, they thought they use him like pull off the mafia and take over. And Bobby Kennedy becomes the district attorney and it's fucking just reigning. He said, I'm gonna shut down the mafia. It was his number one goal. But just shut down the mafia. Bobby Kennedy died in Los Angeles. Yeah, he was doing like a press and...

It's all, yeah, it's interesting, though. Man, I'm struck. He's faxed on me. Yeah, he was. He's trouble a lot of fact. It was kind of crazy to see it off. We had a film for the vlog. It was like, well, I'm the Brendan Shaw, J.F.K. Tour. And I went through all of it.

Are you gonna give me a name, Jack Rubin? I got Jack Rubin. There was a couple random people that came up and asked to bring a question. Oh, I just... They knew he had something to say. I want to talk to this guy. And then there was a whole thing behind it that said you could sign up and it was part

of the conspiracy. I was like, oh yeah, I'm not doing that. Like, will you sign over here? No, I'm not in that world. There are people there who sell pamphlets. That guy's always there's the black guy. Yeah, what they say, Oh, you want the real Yeah, you want the reals right here five dollars in my animal. You want the real truth. I'm right here. Yeah

It was pretty wild though. That's fucking crazy. What what else was crazy? How people will go up to that where the X is Lay down and take a picture smile. It's like a man died so you, fucking it. It's like we and mainly Asian, gotta be honest. Asian people get there and look like where you shot in the hand they're all. What kind of Asians? Asian Americans are foreigners, cause those are different kinds. Foreigners, I feel like they don't have a concept of

like, it's like it's foreigners. But like, yes, I mean, what does that should throw up this? Yeah, I don't see a lot of American Asians doing this. That's foreign. That's foreign. Asian Americans go like this. We go like this. Oh, that's cool. That's foreign. Asian Americans go like this.

We go like this. Oh, that's cool. This is cool. But when it wasn't foreigners, I thought that was weird. I'm like, what is it? White people? It's just going up and just like. I was a heavy little wristband.

There's just like someone died there. They ever seen Doris funeral and they're driving by and the four-year-old son's waving at the same time. Oh, yeah, no, he's like Saluk's doing. Yeah, it's like a heartbreak out of him. Heartbreak. I see him all the time in New York all the time. You did?

All the time. He would always be around, I had some friends who knew him and stuff like that. In fact, he used to come to the restaurant and I waited a little while. Guy didn't play any grouch. He did. He was a handsome son of a bitch.

They were all fucking here. But he was like, no one had more swag than him. The G-Dix too, all muscle. He'd seen with shirt off, roll of clating in Central Park. Guy lived near him. So you'd always see him and it was just like, he was just so good looking. Probably nobody ever talks about this, but not the smartest kind of one. Yeah, really.

It's tough. You're a candidate in that. Really good looking, but just didn't, nothing really, he didn't pass the bar. What he has a sister. I can't, I think he's someone like that. Now, JFK was a pipe, man. He used to lay the pipe. And they just, they just sold one of his letters that he wrote to his girl, his side piece in Paris. She sold him.

My buddy Carmine took a shower with him and said, is that the girl that died with him? And said he's got, he had a piece on him too. That guy? Yeah. Good looking guy though, look at him. The whole family. Curse, but whatever. You think it's a curse or just?

I mean, dude, that many people died nonstop. They also had two children die like prematurely as well. Yeah, tough, tough go for that. Yeah, she died too. Like within hours. Yeah, she was in love with a Calvin Klein model. I came up with a guy's name and she up there at the rumor was she was always having, she always kind of, yeah, well, she would leave him.

She's a guy, he's still in love, she was beautiful, but she was still in love with this one dude. You know what I'm talking about? There's the look it look up. God in the caroline here was here. Caroline All the sets love here. They got a good hair. Watch this and he was a Calvin Klein dude back in the day He also lived in my neighborhood Fucking weird. Carolina was set Yeah

That dude there is that's him. Yeah, he was a Look at other man look him up Michael Bergen look him up in Calvin Klein when he was younger. He was like all the Handsome dude. Oh yeah, watch this Put Calvin Klein just laying that dick. The Kennedy's girl. That's right. Oh, he was body up Now now his body's up as Jason, but he's body up He would walk around New York and look at that dick route, man Well that's who they said used to go, she used to go and... Yeah, because she couldn't actually get over her.

Oh look at him. Really? Yeah. You got a dick root. You know. I mean, not like that. I mean, that's... You guys lean him.

You just walk around and just lean. My boy is good there. And there, that was when back in the day. Dude, you know what we did yesterday? You know, I've Thickboy, authentic baseball jerseys come around on Friday. So we did a photo shoot with like baseball mitt, like actual mitts and gloves and bat bats.

And we just played some catch, man. And it was so fun. It was so fun. Now, you've never seen a guy more uncomfortable that shit around a ball than this See now, you're right. Hey, hey, you were a cheer my daddy was in prison. Oh, you were a chill I'm gonna play care and that's fair But I I do think I don't know I don't think I don't think you're an American You'll see I'm my person to begin you'll see you're a vlog He would throw it like this and I go shipelle you have so much sugar in your tank when you're on balls

First of all, I didn't want to throw it hard because I don't know. I don't know your skill So the D D rumor the myth is in World War two when they'd have a German guy impersonating American He would study the accent and all that they throw this is the rumor They feel a baseball and say let let's see, throw a ball. Now, if you're a European, especially back then, but even today, Europeans don't grow up throwing a ball. You get caught in the record.

They don't throw a ball. They don't grow up throwing a ball. It's just not what they do. Yeah, they kick the fuck out of it. We, I threw, I probably threw a baseball, I have, I would say I have 10,000 hours of throwing a baseball to this day. I can throw a ball when Boston was one He was told it's all you did as a kid. I played cash my dad all the time. That's all we do when he was home

Mark had the best joke of the week mark at the best joke of the day What is that because I was like damn she playing there a group because it's driving nuts I'm like don't be the ball. I can't be I mean you know a fucking throwing balls And then mark was yeah, it's like your dad was in prison your entire life It's not gonna do it justice because it was like a let me just see you just throw an imaginary ball It's not gonna do it just I'll tell you what give him could you have a piece of paper we have a bit yeah how has a base or uh... mike has a baseball in the wrong now get me and get me just get grow roll up a piece of paper roll up no

no that's not i'm telling us not gonna work for the mechanics not gonna work it's too light it's too light he threw me keys that's not gonna be it we're getting a base we're gonna act baseball do an imaginary thing It's awkward. It's awkward. Yeah, you just have a trombol That was it very interesting because your head went down It's adorable and that's great. Well, you can't throw a baseball right now. He's told to he gets out to Christian

Back up, Doug Big poppy see that see how it pushes see how there's a lot of sugar in his tank See how he's sugar and all in his tank Maybe we'll take it outside or something we don't want to do Are we teaching should hell how to play catch? I mean I'm 34 years old. I'm not gonna go on play catch. It was fun. It was fun, no. Oh yeah. And then I had the idea for the promo. I was like, I told Mark, I'm like,

throw the ball at me and they hit it. So I hit one and I go, I'm gonna strike out and I'm gonna break the bat like the pros do. Everyone's like, you can't break the bat. I'm like, I can't break this bat. But I was like, I'm like, you know, that's the best fucking thing. And I fucking swung, I messed up.

Oh, and I'm fucking snapped the bat pretty easy pretty easy Well, I really didn't think you were I was waiting the job the job was running Yeah, I see pro baseball players do it, but they're big. It's pretty. Yeah, is it for you? I don't think I couldn't do it That's that's a lot of fucking what to do just and then ripped a promo like don't strike out like I did these jerseys are home ruff that's a great great so stupid so if you have it

on on here uh Mike has it I don't think you have it yeah send that to me I gotta see that that's so send it to chance everybody can say whenever a baseball players would break that just you know what's funny me and Jay what I'm gonna say is I sent the video to him like look how he's that broke this back and he's don't So whenever baseball players would break bad, you'll see you. Ooh, yeah. You know what's funny? I mean, Jayartama's,

because I sent the video to Jay. I'm like, look how easy I broke this bat. And he goes, don't you remember where kids, dad, you still, he's hate on players that broke the bat? Like when Bo Jackson did it? And I'd be like, those bats are so fragile. They're so easy. I mean, Jayart, no, they're not.

But my dad, since we were kids, like that ain't shit, that's easy. So you'll see like my adrenaline's going, because I didn't want to not get it done. Did you baseball? Yeah, yeah in high school. Yeah, here it is Don't shuck out like me because these are home Maybe go to thickboy.com. It's Nick Friday Maybe go to thickboy.com. It's thick Friday. Right.

Right. Terrible ad. That's so good. That was good. It's purposely done like that. Yeah, I remember that cheesy. Like it's a 90s baseball commercial. Does that mean everything did?

That's so good. That's good. Yeah, I was laughing. thick point, Brenn. Chop. That's like an old school baseball card. Wait, Brian, you said you played baseball as a kid? Like every kid. Every kid. Yeah, I played every kid you played baseball as a kid? Like every kid did.

Yeah, I played every kid did. Every kid did, it's a fuck outta here. Yeah, I stopped in high school, but I've been, you know, but even then I was always, but baseball, I mean, it's insane, like I'm like, like being out there, I'm like, I gotta catch this fucking little ball. He kept going, ah, well when you're a kid,

I went, ah, one time, Kyle. It was very common. You did it a couple times, you draw, you went, oh. Until you're a kid, I went off one time. When you're a kid, it was very common. You did it a couple times. You throw all you in. Until I was 18, I always was going out throwing a flanking. I was always. What were you saying? You say, if you get three game of losses,

three out of ten, you're all insane. Yeah, if you hit 30 out of 10 balls, no, if you have a 300 batting in it, you're throwing the whole thing. If you hit, that's 30%. That's gonna be the hardest of fame if you if you hit yeah, that's 30% That's the hardest point you hit three out of ten balls. It's a game of failure You yeah, you if you go three and ten, you'll see you don't have a career Yeah, if you if you complete three out of ten passes your off in the NFL

You don't have a career if you if you hit three out of ten shots in the fucking NBA You don't have a career yeah baseball you're a fucking hall of fame. It's a night That's a whole more boy Mark McGuire doing he was he was he was He was hit in the hole in the hole. Russian steroids and crushing balls, yeah. He was more of a crushing ass. Is he in the Hall of Fame? Nope, because steroids. They're haters. Very bonds?

Nope. Very bonds should be, because Barry bonds wasn't just social Mark McGuire. Yeah, he was also one 10 golden gloves. Barry bonds could fucking field the ball. It was just fun throwing the ball at me and Mark were playing like real cats and he's an athlete. He's peak ruptured. Yeah, Mark. Yeah. I pretend I was doing double

plays and shit jumping the air. It was fun, man. Yeah, it's fantastic. Oh, guess what? Daddy got his residuals for his acting gig. For the movie? 127 bucks. that's fucking awesome. Now you can buy that book of stamps and buy a VCR. Ss, ss, ssag sent me my residuals on the DVD sales. Was it from the tax collector? Yeah. That movie? Yeah. 127 by DVD.

Get there 127, baby. My girl said you got a check from Ssag. I said, oh shit, open that up, girl. 127, alright. My second special, I never grew up. They had a DVD release. I knew I was in trouble. I was like, I'm girl, 127. All right. My second special, I never grew up. They had a DVD release. I knew I was in trouble. I was like, I'm with the whole group of people.

That's not good. DVD releases. They remember they go, do you want to get some reviews for the back of the DVD? No, I'm good. I'm too depressed to complete, to answer. Please don't. I said all the energy just left my body.

Fucking DVD. Oh, gosh. Part of, part of, hey, we got a lot of emails about the metaverse comedy club. Your brother, Jay told me. Yeah, it's, but some comics doing already. Yeah, so what? Yeah, he's an awesome,

well, he's not an awesome, uh-uh. I thought it was Brett Erts. Yeah, Brett, Brett Erts. Oh, Brett's doing it? Yeah, that's my boy. Yeah. Well, I think that, I love Brett, but overall, you still need the glasses, right?

Everybody can eat the glasses. I mean, it's gonna happen. It's a good idea. Five tenures, yeah, right there. But ten years. They can make them glasses expensive. They're star, but then eventually, you know, it's like those electric cars.

Yeah. They're expensive as fuck at the job. Yeah. Down there, whatever. What? as fuck at the job. Yeah, whatever. What? Tesla's still beastin' it though. By the way, if you're in the market for a new car now, the shortage? Not.

Holy shit. Cars are all-time good. Things are going above sticker no matter what they are. You're spending crazy money. Crazy money. And inflation's up 6%. Whatever. Go brand-in. Oh, dude dude I'm telling you buy good luck by

I mean how's it going so far the economy is gonna be a nut not trouble not so I don't know do you want to open that with you what do you want to do with it I do yeah I've been staring at it you should we should we can we toast can we get a little can we get a finally get a No, you give me a sparkling liquid death. I'll toast with that. I mean can we can we not celebrate? Can I crack it? Do I get a cut of this? You're not gonna give me a little just a little not gonna wet by me You know influence yeah, I mean I'm an influencer All right

Got a start give Brian a sponsorship deal. Yeah come on I guess my mouth got us turned give Brian a sponsorship deal. Yeah, come on Well give me a little song I could come up with funny ads for it. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. Hey guys You turn the run the nil whiskey Just do some really dumb fucking ads. You probably just cracked that you could probably just twist it And you what yeah, your label already won an award, right? Yep, two awards. Before it even came out. Yep, whiskey Pete sent me a text they said,

Hey man, it's actually pretty good. You got no shit whiskey Pete. I love whiskey Pete. Yeah. What's this run about now? I think that's 60 bucks. Not giving it away, but that's worth it. But Japanese?

What's the percentage on the outlaw? Japanese, Japanese, Japanese, Japanese, black, Japanese, whole percentage? Japanese, black? I love the West. Japanese, and then American bourbon? There's a lot to hate America. What? There's a lot to it, isn't it?

Two years. This is a mix of bourbon. First makes ever the market of Japanese whiskey and American bourbon. What do you have to, you call it a blended whiskey? You have to. And then also in the rules, the rules, especially,

the thing I took so long is getting it Commission from the alcohol Born but then to get this rating the the mix approved and then also the the Japanese whiskey It can only be signified as Japanese whiskey if it's age 10 years So that to get the whole barrels find the verb to distributors for 10 years. Yeah, it's in bourbon the same way Yeah, oh yeah, but that but for jap for Yeah, but for Japan and be labeled as Japanese whiskey, has come from a certain barrel. So they have to find those distributors.

I love myself some Japanese whiskey. Oh, that's a matter, right? Yeah, my favorite besides Tiger Thick is called Niko Whisking. You'll be carefully pronounce it. Niko coffee grains is my favorite. That's my favorite, doggy. Oh, it's a coffee?

No. Go and just use your hands though. Hahaha. Thanks, buddy. See, chins looking as lips. I know where it's coming from. I know where it's coming from. Little whiskey, buddy.

Get some chins. Thank you Christian fucking rude Christian Yeah, so you don't keep run out of there Kat's a hater I don't know what's up. Well, I've seen you drink capa. That's what very rarely I saw you I saw you wasted in the ass What's whatever? Yeah, you're in here good. That's really year ago. I never followed you. Oh, thank you. I can't a little bit like. That's full-blown baddie, man. I feel a little bit like your dad

who's looking at your pictures and I'm like, I see and that's fair. I realize I have to post more if I'm not only fans. That's just like Instagram is a promotional talk. I don't see anything. Yeah. You probably don't want it. No, it's a little, a little sister.

Yeah, that's what I mean. That's like I'm looking at her going, well that's a good looking cow. Yeah, I don't want jack up. I can't be looking You feel me Deadlift just went up to 500 are we gonna talk about the fit you're wearing? I'm gonna keep feeling secure. Oh, yeah, we got some on this About what this figure wearing are you know, you like the this. Yeah, you too. Is that what? This figure wearing. Oh, you like the fit? Yeah.

Oh, can you see me or no? Oh, I fucking love camouflage shirts. Yes. I'm sorry. Just a zero dark 30 fit cat. Oh, glad you said something. Drop Friday. Built, collab with thick boy.

Oh, thanks, Christian. We have the night camo too. It's black and white. Mark, how Chris. We have we have the night camera too black and white Mark how much better than Mark looking out for he lives photoshoot today It's hard taking pictures with Mark. He's fucking he looks so good marks with good enough. I think they look like shit We have some we have some funny pictures. I'm gonna send this to Jim Cheers guys, for me to tag your pick, everybody. Yep, to tag your pick.

For me, send us to you. Just look how much better Mark looks. Okay, cheers boys, long time coming. Cheers, cheers. Well, to whiskey guys. Well drink responsibly. Drink responsibly, man, shut up. Okay. Oh Yeah, oh

Yeah, baby Daddy looking he's a liking I like it very much. It's actually an excellent blend. It tastes like Scotch man That's nice. Oh tastes like Scott What do you think? We see pizza? Hey, you're on the on whiskey. He was like dude. It tastes like Scotch, man. That's nice, huh? Tastes like Scotch. What do you think, Scotch? When you think Whitsky, I hate her on Whitsky, and he was like, dude, it's good. I said no, shh. Yeah, he drinks so much. It's actually very smooth.

Yeah. That was the number one thing. That's why I'm with Jaffa and he's Whitsky. It's got a peaty aftertaste, man. It doesn't have like a little wild turkey kick to it. Now, now, I'm not gonna finish it only because I gotta train after this. That's gonna train.

Ooh, what you're training? I train day. I work out. I'm gonna a train after this. That's gonna train. What you're training? I train day. I work out. I work out after this. I love that. What's specifically Brian? Oh, there he is. So here we are. I'm good, Joe.

I know. Thank you. Now go to the next one. And this is break dancing. That's great. Very good. Now do you see the guys in the background with their shirt off? Yeah.

Do you see the guy with tits in the back? Yeah. That's got a guy. Do there's a black guy today with their shirt off? Yeah. You see the guy with tits in the back? Yeah. That's good. You got a good guy. There's a black guy today with a shirt off? Oh my god. I like how you said what's up to him. You're like, what's up, though?

You look as... You look as... He said, you are too. I appreciate that, but I'm not. So people just take their shirts or not, I think. Is that Bradley Martin in the background? No. Okay.

Like a jacked. And that's his break dancing. Yeah. Yeah, that's amazing. That does look like a s the background? No. Okay. That guy's jacked and that's his break dancing. Yeah. Yeah, that's amazing. That does look like a sci-fi. Or river dancing. What is he? Look how much better Mark looks.

Yeah. Mark looks sweet. Like that. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, Mark's in that night, Camo. It's a good look guys. So, then I got shoulders on me, eh? You're a big strong.

I feel like this, this area of me is like I'm not I'm not mad at it at all. Yeah, you know me I think that's just at the end of the day. You're an athlete. Oh, this is my favorite picture Look at look at friendly Chappelle looks here Well, you're telling me you wouldn't buy whatever this guy's selling if you if you pop You tell me you want to adopt that guy. I mean he's I'm taking him for a friend Why does this look like an adoption photo? Yeah does look like it does it does pay looks nice how my adopted folks got me Yeah, I know the cutest one the cutest one. They look cute there It's gonna sell some shirts. Yeah, who's gobbling?

Look at him just friendly Here to live out that I like him. I haven't seen these before it's like a jump just came out just came out or drops Friday Yeah, trendy nice. Thank you, man. I joined you got I could use the top But I wear that are my two old camel a little school for thick boy. Aren't I just getting into old or what? No, fixing the heart, dude. Fixing, I'm not. It really is. I'm not talking about the arteries. Feel me? Fixing the heart, dude. Come on. I need to clothing. Maybe I'll send you some. I mean, again, he can get you that end whiskey. All right, well, I'd like a... What do we

understand? We got... I wanted to do something for our boy-ar because he fucking hooked me up so hard. I'm a dick pick Whiskey what do we do? I don't know. What do I say? I'm gonna get him a gift Let's send him something by my mom. Yeah. Well, yeah, what what do you want? I'm a Rolex? Isn't that the works? Yeah, I hate I hate people look at my Solutions my mother my mother every time I got I'm losing my hair. So I gotta figure out she was where I wig dead serious Well, I'm with your mom on that, but yeah, but a wig is it's it's so extreme so extreme I didn't fair ever really I'm not wearing I can't even wear a watch much less a wig I can't imagine Ryan waking up every morning fixing his wig. I mean I that would be so sad

I bet you're girl would be I just show up with a full head of hair. If you go straight bald, we have to go wig, dude. Yeah, but you know what would be the bald dad? What is the fuck are they coming up with ways to clone hair? I've been waiting. How's Jeff, hey Jeff Bezos, fuck space, dude. Work on the hair. Okay, man, daddy. I know there was like multiple things out there

to help you with your hair. That looks normal. Yeah, it looks like a fucking, you look like an idiot. Oh, look at that. Okay, well that's lit as fuck. could be you Brian. He looks like shit Then the hair on the bottom is fucking fight that looks like a piece. I don't like doing that though. I'm not doing pieces I want to grow real hair if I can grow real hair everybody will know it. Hey, Bayzo. Come on, dude

Fuck going to Mars start working. Oh, that's my boy. You got I'm fucking telling you pieces of shit. I watch Squid Game for you fucking idiots. All right watch yellow stone You're out of control. It's not an app. It's a peacock. It notes on regular channel peacock. Oh, it used to be the old like spike It's on regular TV. You don't have to have an hour. I'm having a regular TV. That's why I'm gonna watch my trip. Yeah You don't have to have an argument with TV. That's why I'm gonna watch my trip. Yeah. Yeah Take a show ever Don't get carried away 13 million people watch for a set so for regular TV. That was my boy rip 13 million on the herd of nowadays on her Goldberg is like one of the Top shows on a good week.

Their hit show gets maybe six million views, which isn't saying. Which isn't saying. Now 13 mil for debut on a paramount network? On the paramount network. Come to the Dunn Ranch. It's interesting. What's your Dunn Ranch?

I will. No, I'm watching it. I like it. What's your take on Netflix longevity in comparison? They just, I know that Disney plus just superseded, just past Netflix. Like what's your take on Netflix longevity in comparison? I know the Disney plus just superseded, just past Netflix. With all the kids shit. Yeah.

It's interesting. I guess there's nothing. There's nothing, there's nothing for both of them. Cause I think like Netflix, like one of my favorite shows is Narcos, like that's fantastic dude. And I love, like I wish Yellowstone was on Netflix, because I fucking hate having to wait week to week. Like I told my girl, I'm like, I'd pay 20 grand

if Paramount would just fucking send me the entire series. I hate waiting dude. And then I'll, They make you wait huh? Every Sunday you gotta fucking wait and I'll have something to look forward to in Daddy likes. But I would love just a binge watch. There's something nice about having to wait. Oh it is nice. I mean in a weird way, it gives you, you look forward to in Daddy likes, but I would love just a binge watch it. There's something nice about having a weight.

Oh, it is nice. I mean, in a weird way, it gives you, you look forward to your son. That's the build up. You got football and you look fantastic. Come on, man. That's how we lived back in the day. There's something about the laid gratification that's in there.

But I like how Netflix, you can just binge watch it and then they're like Squid games. Like where else would you put Squid games? Did you ever hear like Narcos and Mind Hunter, like all the series, you know, like Midnight Mass, all that shit, what? Did you ever hear how they, how they did that experiment where it was a delayed gratification thing

where they give kids, they took kids, and they said you can have, it was marshmallows, right? Yeah, you can have one now, but if you wait till tomorrow, we'll give you three. Or if you wait an hour, or I think it was literally like 10 minutes. They were very small kids. If you wait 10 minutes, we'll give you two or three if you wait an hour, I think it was literally like 10 minutes. There were very small kids.

If you wait 10 minutes, we'll give you two or three. And the kids that waited, were able to wait the 10 minutes of 15 minutes. They followed them, fared way better in life later on. I'm glad you said that, because I do that with Tiger, because we'll go to the, you know,

if he does something well or something, or I'll hype something up, and like you do this, you can get a toy and we'll go to the toy store and he'll, he'll like go up and down the aisle, which toy store, I mean, target. So he'll go up and, because there's no toy stores in there,

way to go for toys or else. But we'll go up and down the aisles and I can tell you I've been found something, I'm like, dude, you can wait, and I'll take you to a real toy store and you get exactly what you want in a better gift or you can get some bullshit you want right now. He'll always wait.

Always, always wait. He was all wait, Papa. Wow. That's really nuts. You know, I always wait. He was all wait Papa. Wow. That's really nuts. You know, I think Gavin Newsom was, I think there was that measure to put gender neutral toys, gender neutral toys in the two pieces. They did it with Mr. Potato Head.

Mr. Potato Head. So cool. Yeah, this is important. That's important piece. We're going to do all our challenges. Now I rip new some up a little bit in the special. Oh, you do. Rip them up a little bit. There you go.

Good. Yep. See how that goes. Oh, I think it'll go well, right? Yep. And, you know, if you don't like it, suck it. Yes, suck it. Who's gonna be like, how dare you?

I like me. Do you know A.V. and Liberals are like, he's too much for us. Yeah, well, I don't think I've heard anyone that says, I don't know anyone who blocks it or, like, rides or something. There are plenty of people. There's not Pelosi. Yeah. I mean,'s just a lot of it's like you're gonna come all a Harris fan A lot of young people who are coming out of college is that are straight up socialists and comments We hear what happened with Dave Chappelle. You didn't go do a talk is one high school and they Protested the students did for him not to come there so the school is like all right Dave

I guess we don't want you. He's like oh really my god. How crazy is that? So the school is like, all right Dave, I guess we don't want you. He's like, oh really? Oh my god. How crazy is that? Brian, let's take your break dude and shut your yapper. Because when it comes to healthcare, it's important to make sure you're getting your money. Health cares the whole deal.

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a lot of the students there said that they were going to do a walkout if this event had gone down. If I'm Dave, I feel like I should just pull it. It was the students. It's the students, not the teachers. If I'm because he puts so much money in the pocket. If I'm Dave, I pull all funding and I go to the competing high school,

the competitor and go, all right, I'm gonna give you guys can I talk here and go, sure. They are at the school though. The school is still accepting the money and they're actually just pushing the date of the event to, I believe April of next year. Might just be a scheduling thing. Dude, if I came home and my kid, if he's not has a good,

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Pat's great. Who does pat for a barstool? Barstool writer. Great writer. He comes with a really good article. Yeah, he's great. Oh, okay. Yeah, he's the best one I think out of mom.

You just keep going. Damn. How do I wait? What? Take it easy. Take it easy. What? Guys, it's the best one I think out of mom you just keep Take it easy guys is twerk to guys is twerk to She's oh nasty Nas you don't know her no, oh dude hit it chin Hold up chin bring it up the current of this firing angle, but there we do see her ass daddy. Oh Yes pumpkin Friday Yeah And she makes a ton of money doing this

I've seen her in Luxe Penteira backside. No, she's so talented with it though. Oh, yeah, it's a real art I think she taught classes for a while. Oh, she's just a seminar. She's like, oh, she does. Look at that ass. Dude, a white girl teaching twerking classes. Yeah. It was a 21-year-old black girl, though, I guarantee. Oh, black girls are usually way better at that.

Why people always steal black people's inventions. They're always like, I'll take it from here. Thanks, black guys. Yeah, but are you mad at this? Yeah, I'm not crazy about her ass, to be honest with you. Get out. I've seen her much her ass to be honest with you get out I've seen a much better ass get out get the fuck you little You know oh

It's too much for you. I don't know Like glutes not ask yeah, that's what I like yeah, that's a great. That's exactly right Oh no go to her go the black girl we'll find some Alright you calm down right you get ready Brendan you guys are matching too. Oh, we're the dress thing Well, she's a thicker work work work work work work. Oh, she's doing one more flavor with it. Okay a little more stripper-ish Yeah, let's see the other one a little more stripper-ish. Let's see the other one. You're gonna make this time. It will be there now.

Oh, mega-style. That is how you know what's all about. You would think it's, you know, fucking computer animated. Yeah. That's twerking, Brian. Body out of you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's that? There we are. Body, yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, that girl might have been one of the originators, but then the people up the game, just like anything else. You had, you had Anderson Silva, then you have Israel one of the originators, but then the people up the game just like anything else Yeah, you had Anderson silver then you have Israel out of sun. Yeah, sure Oh, good. Oh, kids are skilled. I'm very hard. You gotta take a look at that

Those pants are nice. Oh, yeah, those leggings went viral a few years ago. It's like the winter's undress I'm very happy with that. See that it's like big, but it's also kind of flatter, isn't it? Yeah, I'm a fan. I don't call that fan on all of this. Yeah. Not afraid of it. No. Definitely not afraid. It's very strange.

I'm not afraid. And it's funny how quiet. It's mesmerized. Man get very quiet. Man, stop moving. Oh, that's because we all have boners, Brian. Yeah. It's gave you talking to me of a boner.

Do you know that? I agree. Do you remember having gotten boners in class and just... I tuck it up. Oh, yeah It's gave you talking to you have a boner. Do you know that I agree? Yeah, do you remember having getting boners in class and just I tuck it up Oh man, I would do the old I get it all straight. I would do the old There you go. Well now now we're cooking We've got where we've come home now come home. It's a white girl. We've come home. We come home Dude I used to I used to do the old submarine rather submarine thing a pop out of the water You're like this. I would take that to girl last and just pop it up top of the jeans. Yep

What you do my school guys would hold their binders or their backpacks like right Yeah, there you go. I still trick right there. Yeah. Oh Jesus Christ This jean shorts don't leave much imagination. No, they don't It's like slow I can see your asshole was Jean Shorch don't leave much imagination. No, they don't. It's like slow. I can see her asshole. That's what happens to the pants, right? I see her asshole.

I mean, why for a jeans? They don't work well when it's cold. I mean, it's, it ain't crazy. 80 plus degree weather. It's like, dude, you could get literally, I'll deposit my entire bank out into her bank out. That's what happens. You got to help her get through nursing school.

Whatever. What else you got, Jen? You have to Dave Chappelle and fuck them, kids. Yep. So the internet got really mad at Kendall Jenner for going to her friends wedding this past weekend in a very scandalist dress. They're saying that she took a lot of attention away from the bride. I agree with that.

Because Kendall Jenner comes here when she's wearing a dress. Well what the bride looks like. Much more modest. But it's just like a regular bride. Yeah, she's a beautiful girl. Yeah, she's a beautiful girl. That's your vending-tendled Jen, yeah. That's my thing.

If you invite Kendall Jenner. I invite little nods after Elton John. That's not everyone going to look at her. I'm going to assume they're shopping some shit. If I invite Bruce Buffer, I'm going gonna assume he comes in with a fucking crazy top Merrill Streep at the height of her career didn't go to her sister's wedding for that exact reason She went up. I just want to yeah, it was yeah, we'll take away ego much Let's see let's see her dress though. I'd like a if I can get a

Is that her? General is on the left dress Kendall's I mean that's yeah, that, that's a wedding dress. Yeah, well, people are upset. Yeah, people are upset. Well, don't invite the baddie to the party. Yeah. If you can't, hey. Yeah. It's like being mad at your comedian, then you invite fucking a funnier comedian. Everybody should think with him.

Of course they can take this bitch over. I think he's got to say that's my really hot friend and that's the way she's pretty too. Yeah, it's fine. You know what? You know what? People were going to stare at Kindle regardless. Yeah, but you know what? Yeah, but you know, I'm not going to say that.

I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I didn't take this bitch over. I just gotta say, that's my really hot friend and that's the way she's pretty too. Yeah, it's fine. You know what? People were gonna stare at Kendall regardless. Yeah, but people are also saying that Kendall and her group of friends were there. So Bella did Haley Bieber and they're all wearing kind of more normal, wedding appropriate

dresses and then there's Kendall. So people are saying like, she was trying to be a picnic. She's trying to upstairs these girls girls I get your tits out there there's super super it's very competitive out there to be in this in this world oh I also don't I also don't think the friend cares right yeah if you're actually I don't know the brand small matter who are they know the bringing hey man hey man come on like you invite me to your party, bruh. Come and do it.

Take it easy. Come in with a hat? Yeah. They're like Jesus. You're gonna bring Mark Harley with no shit in Mark walking. Mark can't take the shirt off. Just strutting in his slow motion, even though it's not slow motion,

you're moving his back forward. You asked for it, daddy. I like it. You want the goods, don't worry. Ladies, here you go. If you don't want a big dick at your party, don't invite him. If you're tired of fucking old guys yep great action so the lead singer of brass against actually performed on Thursday and at the very end of the set

she decided that she was going to pee on a farm hard she really hist on his face later on the very next day the band actually had to issue an apology saying that she got out of hand. Dude, watch this with his string. I've never pissed this hard in my life. But he was willing, that's another thing. He was willing.

Oh, come on. He put the go-pitch in. Or is goggles. This is where you thought, what is this, what is this band? This is fun. So, they do like raise your raise your machine care. But look, she can cover, hey, she's bodyed up. B, she pisses so hard.

She takes a legit piss. I know women could pee this heart Look she's all yeah, she uh, she uh, she uh, fucking punk rocker This is punk as it gets Brian look at this piss That's some gg Allen shit. Oh my god. That's a buffalo. She's yelling. I hear the gg Allen No, heart she's piss god. That's a buffalo. GG Allen. I hear the GG Allen. Yeah, heart. She's pissing. That's my generation That's a dirty old man. Oh, he's jamming in piss He's all fat Well, that's pretty strange

That's pretty strange. Did you let any famous person? I find it so pretty would you would you would you know? I find it so cringey would you would you would you know I find it so cringey would it let us more such a shit on your face Not shit. That's they would this. Oh, sorry. I said what she ate for breakfast. It depends on what she ate for breakfast Let's stay with this. No she ate clams in a pork chop. Then yes Oh now that's Sorry, so the shit on my face is fine and then I Sorry, so the shit on my face is fine and then I Well, if you're in a warehouse too much if you're gonna stick your finger in the fucking cage you're getting bit How's that thing don't if you want to get into that with me?

That's just I'll beat everybody Well, we'll give you and I'm gonna do a lot of Up it I'm gonna up it I mean you definitely raise the bar on that hey bro. That's little too far Is it though is it all right? Anybody pissed on you would you will I know go personally Any of that shit no gross. It's not sexual sure would. You wanna let no good piss on you? No, I don't know. Nothing, there's not a woman. Not in any of that shit. No, it's not sexual.

Christian, why are you making a weird look? Would you? Yeah. Who? Who? Who's been hairly for one? You let a shit on you? Piss.

Not shit. Yeah, shit's a little different. Yeah, just a little different. Pee-loot. Just because my sister called me. Her first day at college, and one of the guys got drunk. And he was at University of Vermont. Hell yeah. And she goes, I go, how is it going?

She goes, I don't like it here at all. And I say, why? She goes, this really nice guy, he got really drunk because his friend made him get drunk. She was so average. She goes, he fell asleep on a couch in our dormant area, main area, and they took a shit off. Yeah. I go, welcome to college. I started laughing. I go where they go He had a curl shit I was like a boy's will be boys animal house baby animal house. That's what it was that back that hot coil shit The 40 years ago kids. Yeah, that's stuff I had a homie slab dog shit on my face one time. Oh, we were drunk. Oh, yeah

Yeah, it's one of those crusty. I don't play with Nothing sexual That's like when they talk about squirting that's urine. Yeah, so this beepy, baby That's beepy straight up. Yeah, fuck off Yeah, there's no one alive on this shit up this Talk to a doctor Christian was like hell yeah I know right no, no, I wouldn't do it regularly I wouldn't do it Not nothing like Megan Fox like Elizabeth early fucking me

Megan Fox like Elizabeth early fucking Early Older woman English The dad Yeah, you know that is burn oh everybody knows The American generations it got it's everybody's generation, I love her. Sorry. I forgot you showed me before I have a friend I don't know. I was her name fucking smoking what you what you grant Yes, there we go see thank you. Did how do you not know her? I do I just said it 15 years ago, dude someone said milk. He's so ridiculous. It's fucking stupid. You know, I'd let her piss on me

Go what do you? See her she's all about her son is slightly hotter than she Look at her son pretty just stay to the sun. I can't get over I know he's talked about this before but her son it got a little attractive human being if he gets arrested for a crime And has to go to regular jail. It's his ass again. Toro. Well, I mean, I've never that's him right there That's him look at his eyes. Wow I'm not a gay man, but fuck it I mean that's astonishing how beautiful he is as a guy his lips. He's obviously a big model I mean, I don't like his hairy chest that grosses

I know but he's got a face on him like I've never seen it's very gay. It's on real. Is he insanely gay? Of course. But look at his friends. Yeah. In the back. I mean, just like gorgeous human being, it is what it is, man. Yeah, he's a beautiful creature.

What if he ain't gay? Oh, he is. I guarantee he is. You don't dress like that. Chabell, no, no. Prince. Prince was, they always say prince was getting all the hose sure and and bros They never said that was our house bros and hoes he gets them all

Here's insane Private person What did he say he's a private person surprise? You don't tell nobody dude. We don't need to look into this We're all set. No, we got this. Yeah, case closed We call this first 48 seconds There you go There is this hairy legs too Yeah, I wish you'd shaved down if he was my man. You know what I'm saying now now. Let me ask you to swing

Go for a good dude. They're your your bro If you had that face and that look how would you even if he cut his hair he looks still feminine He looks very happy. Yeah, yeah, you're just a pretty human being. Yeah, that's all reason why I do well I mean you almost have to embrace you gotta fuck them Oh I don't know the question I don't know the question. I'm finished. Let me finish. I thought you were saying what would I do with it?

No, if he's your friend, if he's your buddy, and you're a straight man, of course you fuck him. No, that's what I'm saying. And it's not gay because he's a bit, but it's about it, dude. What happens is you get drunk and he's looking at you and you're like, oh, I'm gonna get you. With those pouty little lips. Yeah, and then it's like, those blue eyes. And you're, it's, you're nann I'll look at you. With those pouty little legs. Yeah, and that's like the blue eyes. Oh, that's all of that.

And you're in the wine flowin'. And the wine flowin'. And the wine flowin'. And the wine flowin'. And he's. Oh, we're fuckin' bro. And by the way, you're fuckin' him face on face. It's not there.

No, look at the face. Oh, the face. You're passionate. You're lookin' at my drop in elbow. Oh, damn. And then I find out I'm not hard and I go and I go I don't call it in China

Yeah, we're we Face to face dude As gay eyes of them Oh, passionate sex Because he is very and it's sex, dude. Because he is very, he's so androgynous. Yeah. Can't put your hands on it.

That makes me gay, it is what it is. Look at his hair. It's nuts, man. He's, he's, he's like, so have a good time. Well, look at the ways, you know, I'd, by the way, I don't know if it's his mom or him at some point, you know, they, I'm confused, my son, too.

I have to. That's what I tell you guys, I'm like, dude, I think I hooked up with Elizabeth Hurley. Are you sure? Yeah. I don't know, dude. You decide. What am I going to say?

Let me see. You kept listening to machine gun Kelly, which was confusing. Could be the sign. There's no difference, dude. I don't know what to say. Boy, she's, she's, look at him with the model. Which one's female there?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, damn. I mean, seriously, look at his hair. You literally can't tell. He just has a lot of feminine. He has a lot of estrogen in his body.

That's fine. He might be intersex. I don't fucking know. Either way, it's all good. It's what I have to say. That's what I'm saying. It's all good. Look at that photo.

Fantastic. The hair is fantastic. Well, the Rubik's cute. I see how they put he so handsome That's not handsome me that double gorgeous. I'd say yeah, I agree. He's just a gorgeous human being This coming from a straight man straight as it gets I'm telling that nan talk it the wine's flowing we fucking Hate to say that he would be so all over you.

Here he is. Brennan, let's go swimming and get ready. And I'd be like, yeah, yeah, walk in my trunks. Let's go. We don't have any, oh, we don't have trunks in the pool. Oh, fuck it. Yeah, fuck it. And you look at you, like I'm a little thing.

He goes, I like that. If I think you mean, manly. Oh, dude, it's on, dude. And nobody's around. And it's his night fight safe Well get on the back of my bike Pedal us there Pedal us sir. Oh, I have bad news this big mansion only one bad daddy. Oh

Shit you're gonna cuddle you would cuddle him. That's the fucked up thing Man, I'm gonna you would come weener to weener, too. We're not going buts to nuts We're going we're to we're to we're dude Gonzo on Gonzo knows Yeah, where is his dad? What's his dad? You grant no this one I don't The fuck that bitch No, that's the girl

Oh, then I'm with the shit. What the fuck's that bitch? Hold on. You know, that's the girl. Are you sure? Yeah, that's the girl. Yeah, that's the girl. That's not his hair. Let me see him with shaved head.

Well, who are these bitches all of a sudden? Hey, man, don't be jealous. You take it easy. Relax. Is that him or? That's what I'm saying. Is that him? I mean, I'm staying away from Nan Tucket.

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Yeah. I'm sorry. Me balls the first thing. Like this, like this. Like this. Like this. Like that. Like that. Christian, get the fuck out. I'm looking to go and you'd have to understand.

I'd go, you know why. Christian would understand. Why am I fired, Brendan? Christian starts growing as a kid. Christian comes back as his boyfriend. I took that. Look at that. Distracting.

How tall is he? Six, one. Six, two maybe. Might be tall. I'd say six, one. Yeah, I'd say, yeah, he might be five. Is he six, one, one hundred and forty pounds? Is that six feet wide?

Oh, there you go They're just all there you go. You've done a study of him. I haven't just we have this weekend Is he an old man? Dude, he's English holy fuck dude. I'm half English. This is stupid This is probably got a great accent too. Oh my god. Yeah, you want to see an interview or something like that? I like some love. I know Let me get my head on my pants. I'm new. We're crushing hard though. Yeah Yeah, yeah, you want to see an interview or something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well, we'll throw you, let's see that. I guarantee he's got it. All right, we'll just watch the first one. Yeah, let's see this. A brand new season of a look.

Look at these idiots. And so did Mom give you anything for you to take? And don't be annoying. That's the most important thing. What was the most important thing? The cocking accent dude. He was on there, look. Have you on the cock?

Take your business thing. What? And so he made. Of course, you couldn't really hope he's good. And I'm just like, Oh, he was in a movie. I thought I really at home, it was good. I'm slightly hooked on it now.

It's great. No, damn, I don't want to wear that suit on stage like that. Yeah, he's, um, we'll get him there. He might be straight. I mean, there, he might be straight in general. Yeah, I might.

Yeah, straight as Mahal and Road did. But sometimes you get, you're so beautiful that you fall into the next thing. You're doing that Mahon thing. You're doing that Mahon. It's like this. Swervey.

You say straight as Mahon. Straight as Mahon and dry. You get car sick on that phone, man. You get car sick. You're flustered. It's exhausting. You're confident. I always go down that road.

Oh, yeah. You get car sick. Yeah. We don't get chained. We call him Mahon Road. We call go down that road. Oh yeah, you get car sick. Yeah, little sketch in. We call him my hon road. We call him a hon boy. So have you guys heard about the drama between Tim Dylan and Michael Che?

Sure have. No. So. Bill the boomer in. Tim Dylan recently posted about a sketch on SNL where they were making fun of Joe Rogan taking horse-transrench-wise. Just lazy too, like it would, like they keep

going with the horse stuff. And it's like, you know, like it's been proof and like CNN came to say it and we're cause we get sued. So it's like a lazy joke. The rest of it was pretty funny. Like it says, Sesame Street, it was Ted Cruz Street. And that was funny. And the rest of it was funny.

Bert and Ernie were great on it. Big Bird was decent on it. But then, Well, it wasn't a very good Joe Rogan abert's mission. Like, pick the skiniest it was funny. Bert and Ernie were great on it. Big Bird was decent on it. But there's- Well, it wasn't a very good Joe Rogan of Bert's mission. I picked the skinniest guy to play him. Yeah, Tim Dylan went and said that this get was lazy. It was funny, but he does say that SNL is a very funny show in general, but lately, a lot of the sketches

that they've been doing is very lazy, very like, just they're not trying very hard to play. So Michael Chey, someone sent this, so he's to put it. So Michael Che, someone sent this, so he's, yeah, of course he's right. So you know how Michael Che is the head writer for Silent Live? So Tim said he, you know, their hacks on their bubble lot.

So Michael, it gets word to Michael Che, who has a special that dropped today, and he goes, he got to be kidding me, Tim Dylan, what's the world coming to? He obviously doesn't know the beast of Tim. Tim Dylan, all caps. Tim Dillon, all caps. Tim fucking Dillon, all caps.

Look, I don't want no trouble. That's pretty good. And then someone goes, dude, he makes 190K a month on Patreon. He goes, I don't care if it's a Zillian. I know Tim Dillon, he ain't what you think he is. He's a sweet humble guy who really tried it. Stand up, got nowhere.

I became a media personality because it's much easier and we're all very happy for him, but don't get fresh Tim Tim and then Tim lit him up Tim goes Tim goes here's a reality I sell more tickets than Michael Chey ever has he did just out the beacon theater Which is enormous and yeah, he was on things allowed to use the website per his job correct All right, like alumni can't be on there And I've built something on my own that he could never do Chey has has done well for a drunk and can barely read, but it shows sucks and he knows it.

Oh wow. What did Chae say? All fair point. I want no trouble. Good for him. Michael Chae. I mean, Chae, I mean, that's right now though. I'm a random person. It's him and Sam Town. Yeah, I and you're we're all very proud of him. You know, I don't want no trouble, but in the words of Prodigy, what do you say? Oh, he played a pro. Seriously, folks, what's the world coming to?

Did he want to go? No, I like it, but hey, Chase being witty too. Last time I saw Tim down three years ago and he was so nice to try. Do Michael Chase, the headwriters, do, say what you want about Michael Chase. He's a beast. I still.

Tim's also a beast. I'm not gonna say nothing to him. Here's the difference. When he's like, I want no smoke. Tim's also a beast. I'm not gonna say nothing to him. Here's the difference when he's like I want no smoke Tim Tim is You know he got famous from the on the internet, so he's not from a network So Tim's fans are gonna light Michael Che the fuck up because they're all on there Yeah, so he's getting eaten alive right now, but I think if this is all a play to get

Attention to a special if you go to his Instagram, it's just a pick from his special. No Michael Chase. He just dropped a special on Netflix. Okay. That's all he's doing. That's cool. Tell you honestly. He gave me an I want to know. I like how he keeps saying he just repeats that. I don't want to trouble.

Yeah, it's great. I like Michael Chase. Michael Chase is a fucking beast. I didn't know. He's a great joke. He's a great guy. Oh, dude. Monster. I bet. You don't get to be head right or an and I said now without monster. You also don't want to go

You also don't want to be drafted Tim Jones though. Was that wrong? Jay thinks. Yeah, Jay thinks no, not Michael Chase. Just change by the way by the way It wasn't it wasn't such a Yeah, I think that's what they want to see. No, that's a problem. Just make sure it's okay But it's just pictures Netflix. Look Netflix out now I just want to get it. It's okay, but it's just pictures Netflix. Look Netflix out now And you know what is where it is? 11th were dope. No Mike Chase of monster. I love that. He's just not you know He's not like Tim is on fucking social media. So he's gonna eat in a lot by Tim fans

Yeah, but all he cares about is views for especially Also, he trolls a lot on social media. Michael? Yeah. You don't want to round up Tim's cage though. He'll eat you a lot. Tim's a monster. Tim also makes one. That shit's good for both of them.

Yeah, agree. Yeah. It's good for both of them. Why don't you get Tim? I almost said Tim. Thanks for Tim. This is another person on the set of Rust. We had a spider bite.

I didn't look at the picture because this really does. I'm all by a brown booth, right? Yeah, it's a recluse. It's in New York, or it's in New Mexico. Brown and brown recluse are fucking rough. Let's see, it's in. Yeah, so they eat the skin away. They thought he might lose his arm,

but he's healing the way he should be. He had to remove the muscle and everything else. Gangrene. Take care of it. I don't wanna seize this movie. I definitely wanna see it. Okay, I'm not looking. That's his, what is that? That's his shoulder, dude.

That's his fucking shoulder. That shit, well, that's necritis. A spider bite. You can't get it from a spider bite. You can't get it from a spider bite. You can't get it from a spider bite. You can't get it from a spider bite. That spider bite.

That's the worst part. I can't believe I'm looking at this right now. I know, I can't have everything. That just looks like a piece of beef How the fuck do they save his arm? That's nuts god. Hey, thank God for modern day medicine. Yes, what the fuck would you do? Oh, so it's a dental floss. That's his arm. I'm not gonna look that's crazy. I can't believe they This one just one just a little bite of a shit. I don't know how skinned I bet that bite fucking hurt. Bro, that's it, brown or close.

And that's them attacking the situation quickly, right? Not really. Not really. No, he said that he made like six calls to the team and they didn't turn his calls. I think it's somebody who died, dude. Oh no, wait, so yeah. He actually did get treated right away,

but as far as getting workers comped to get paid for this, the injury, they wouldn't answer him back. Rack up the bill and get your fucking arms. You're gonna fucking die and that'll that'll fuck you up. That's crazy. Tell you what it's all about. That fucking movie. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. Um, do you guys see this shit? Yeah. You see this, Brian? No. All right, I'll just play for you. Why would you buy a ticket to the soccer show? Exactly.

And then go on stage. She's drunk. You can kind of tell she's drunk. She does look kind of drunk. Yeah. God damn, she is white people a bad name. And they're gonna call Karen, I'm sure. Oh, they did.

Okay. What did she do? All right, so. She didn't like the joke, but then the, what a big story here is that Sharon Stone also posted this below his description. Oh, what are Sharon Stone? Man, it's a goddamn camera goddamn damage over the fuck it is.

You know injustice. What's the problem? She took offense. To a joke, yeah. What's the problem? Who's the lady talking in there, manager? It seems like someone that works there, yeah. She's an ass-boy.

No, no, no. That's the guy I'm going to fuck you in the ass. You have to be careful. Where is security what they come up but why so late yeah, where is security I got super late this comedy zone in Charlotte I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night. I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night. I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night. I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night. I'm not gonna sit in the middle of the night. I have sex, I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name.

I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name.

I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. I have sex with my name. But where is about where is I know I'm so late how did this she don't have time to do yeah Get the fucking get that fucking asshole off this how about sharing stone It's about the artist if you don't like it go home. It's entertainers. Oh, not your ideas. How about security? Yeah shows up Look at our drunk she is. 10 minutes later. She's a asshole. Fucking white people. Get that asshole out of here.

Look at how drunk she is. Get the fuck out of here. Like, I don't understand why she thought she was gonna make a change right there because he goes on to the next city. He does the fucking same shit. No, what do you think, tonight? You know what I mean?

Like, what do you, I don't know. I like a shinscomb. She's throwing. That's what she's right. If you don't like it, go home's don't drop in fat What is right if you don't like you go home. It's entertainment not your ideas. Yeah Fion Croc good. That's good for him. He's gets he off on a fion. He gets more He's in LA or New York. I think a fiancee out here. Yeah, pretty good original Funny funny, funny. Funny, funny.

We've done a lot of movies and stuff. Good for him. That's pretty good impressions. Yeah, he's pretty funny. Talent to do. Yeah, she was up there for a long, like, two long. The fact that she even got up there. Yeah, that's, like, like, security.

What's up? Do you think there's a dude, they come up faster? They should come up faster. They should come up faster. They should be secure. Yeah,, yeah, that's just the club not being on it. That's Charlotte company zone I'm not sure what is there's there's there's a Charlotte and there's a Jacksonville right? Yeah, I bet that's Charlotte Yeah, I mean, it's insane. What else you get Jen? This is I just saw this video And it look cool. It's a Lamborghini It's a souped-up her con. Oh my god sick, right?

It is a Lambo So the thing about this is it's a it's a wrap. I guess this particular thing is a wrap. Yeah, that colors wrap What it but it's like a can buy it from the fact Well, how do you get the fire like that? What is that? Oh, dude? When I went to his page My seat building has fire Yeah, I just thought it was cool You don't care about it Naples had a bunch of these fucking guys. I'm trying to eat my pizza. They don't Able like the rib, oh my man zip code. Oh, yeah, $60 million man. Stupid. And you see some

cars. You see some cars. A lot of whites. A lot of whites. Except for my Louise Louise. Shout out to Louise. Great dudes. What's there? Well, in the video is not that great, but apparently this is a very rare battle. Now, before you run this, I just wanna say this, if you're a water buffalo, all do respect the common black death, they're bad motherfuckers.

If you're a water buffalo, if you're a water buffalo, I just wanna say this before I watch this. The last thing you wanna do is lock horns without Reno. Especially on land. Dude, Reno's. That's the problem what to say that's the way I say it's just it is the video suck it can't I'll play it's very

short wait dang it no I'm telling you right now on no planet does this fucking thing win does it either one of them die, kid? They don't die, but this is a rare battle. He would don't see on footage Hell yeah, dude, I'm in that sweat that bull. Yeah, Buffalo has balls. He ain't having it Oh my god, oh god, no, it's not good. Ryan does and fuck around. Well, why don't the rest also the homies are rolling I know fucking Buffalo dude. He's he's a balls Also the homies are rolling. Look at the fucking buffalo dude. He's got balls. Homies are rolling.

I'm gonna say one of the other rhinos don't get involved. They're rolling up. They don't want to. The other rhinos aren't those other rhinos. The other rhinos are the same as the other rhinos. You see if Mr. Rhino gets this horn in that thing's underbelly, it's gonna be a big. It's what he's trying to do.

He's gonna be lying food. But that fucking buffalo is staring him down. Yeah. All right. Kind of back there. I wish one of them died, but. Well, I'll tell you, there are plenty of videos where elephants kill water buffaloes and rhinos.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let us get you. Jeff Bezos is saying that eventually, Earth will just be a vacation spot and people will be living in space. Look forward to that. I'm standing here.

I don't need to go to space. I don't think this is for us. Oh. Like our generation. Yeah, he's saying generations Pat like later on. Oh, like actually years. Earth will just be something that you visit. I don't like when he talks this way. But he's he knows he's no he doesn't. Dude, Amazon. Just knowing how the the works. When you're shipping boxes, dude. No, people like this, you built that fucking spaceship. What do you think? People who are good at capitalism like that, don't, doesn't mean they know what the future holds.

No, but they also have connections to a lot of people that are super smart that we don't have connections to. Yeah, but we've been talking about space travel and living in space. He's not saying now. So, yeah, I mean, you know, I'm in an age of you're listening 500 years. Yeah.

And the two like biggest, most famous guys that have been changing the world are him and Elon Musk. Oh. What? No, not William Shaftler. Yeah, I don't know if I'd say changing the world, Chin. I mean, Amazon's dope, but also saying, hey, Earth is gonna be a place we visit in 500 years like okay I would say Jeff

base was a super board and yeah I'm gonna go into how would you fix my boys fucking hair from yeah I'm gonna get in the fucking mara I really like you guys both have shitty here I really like good hair you got no hair I'm getting depressed about my hair sometimes like I look at it and I go hard to have a good day today yeah are you still taking the the pills or no, but I gotta get back on you get that for years Prevention is keys Hems that come from could be to be what does she get you keeps as well? I fucking ordered my hands This is the last one. I just saw this pop up So apparently this M.A. fighter in Guam had an argument with the doctor

It seems like they're their homies, right? Had Argus doctor about the COVID vaccine. Did he stab him with a bone? A bone, an animal bone. They were eating together earlier. I'm thinking like a rib with some for it, but they were eating together earlier. So use that bone to stab him and kill him. Yeah, he debate over COVID 19 vaccine.

Stadmin, the throat with an animal bone, I would assume a baby man rib. From meal that two had shared, they shared a full of the ribs. And then he grabbed a knife and stabbed the doctor again. And then when the cops came and said, sir, it's me, I killed him. Well, yeah, damn. Yeah, to get your fired up, man. Oh, this was crazy was crazy last one oh shit I don't know

It's huge and I don't think it's break death to do oh no I don't think his break gets it dude. Oh no. Oh damn soccer ball battle. Oh I don't know this thing existed. Pull out a fucking hey, that's actually pretty though. That's he pulled out a red no idea this stuff, you're in the existing. Yeah, it says something's called. I mean, you're out in the game. It's called one ball. That means you have been ejected from this game. Yeah. When you get a fucking red card, do you remember when Zedan,

bring up Zedan, Jinz. Zidane. Bring it up, yeah. Bring it up. He's a coach now. Zidane headbutt. Yeah, I do headbutt. Maybe I'm the right guard. Let's watch this.

Top one? The guy called him a terrorist. He called him a terrorist, watch this. It wasn't supposed to win this way. I love him. One of the games on Rage is... The one below is just the clip. He calls his mother a terrorist terrorist because he's Algerian and

glasses and I love this though if you go back China's it's just the clip look at this look at this oh he was such a hero let's go back him yeah please go back for the love of God and then it's right there. There you go. Yeah. Seven minutes. There's a seven. There's one minute, but if you fast forward it's just gonna show the hit. Oh, this like him scoring goals and shit This was a highlight him scoring goals. It's so great to watch him When he does it he just you see him talking he smiles and he comes back and just fucking well there you go I don't know if we're gonna find it. I think it's right there

This is it watch this watch this watch this Cause the mom the terrorist Oh to his chest I'm trying to get a look at it. This is it. Watch this, watch this, watch this. Calls the mom the terrorist. All to his chest. Uh-huh. I love this. That's it, kid. Here's the red card, dude.

It's the red card. You're out. You're out of the fucking world cup, dude. That's just crazy. Oh, man. That's insane. He got kicked out of the fucking world cup dude. Oh shit. It's crazy He got kicked out of the world cup Man, I'm gonna carry a red car. See how I tried to make sure the show's not wrong See how I always try to steer this thing down the right path. Well, I was I was literally excited for this Yeah, got it. It took all the energy out of the Oh, yeah, yeah, I think I was literally excited for this yeah, got a little quiet all the energy out of the Yeah, yeah, I think I guess too long. I know what's gonna hit

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