The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 748

Episode Date: November 23, 2021

The guys show concern for Bryan's weight loss and talk Chris D'Elia getting a neck tattoo, the beginning days of TFATK, a fight breaking out at one of Bryan's shows, Joe Rogan's Gunther Porsche, Sam Tripoli and Jay Schaub stories, Lebron James punching Isaiah Stewart, Shapel's JoJo crush and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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because honestly, Brian, being a human is exhausting. It's exhausting. Here we go. I want to apologize for my face. You look like shit. Little swollen. Did you just wake up? Listen, here's a couple of things I need to get through.

All right. You're just scrolling your sleeve. All right. It's a grateful dead logo. It's a great, it's exactly what it is. It was the John Fervato's a long time ago. It's a great, it's exactly what it is. It was the John Fervato's long time ago. It was their collab. A long time ago, this shirt might be from the 60s.

We don't know yet, all right. Now, I found it hanging in my thing and I went for more color. You've been wearing color, ever since I made fun, you've been wearing color every day. But I don't say anything. These are my old, I got green and I got this.

And I was like, I'm a little tight on me though. A little tight on me. It would've mixed your muscles like pop out. I got green and I got this and I'm green a merule I'm a little tired. I mean what it makes your muscles like Bob Bell. I got yeah, it's like Daddy doesn't take days off now when he works out. Now here's the thing. Wait, so daddy was in Orlando with Mickey Mouse. Daddy was in Orlando. Now see you get all. Why do you look like this? I'll explain. I'll explain. Daddy thought it'd be a good idea on a Saturday to do a CrossFit workout and then do two shows.

Saturday morning. idea on a Saturday to do a crossfit workout and then do two shows. Saturday morning. Well, I wake up because it's my, because it's fucking, East Coast time. East Coast time. I wake up at 11 o'clock, right? Because it's three hours ahead. That's right.

It's now a month, because the night before I do two shows, so whatever. So I get my seven and a half hours, though I need, and I go, I got a lot of energy. So first thing Dad is gonna do is, he's gonna do a CrossFit workout. So did you look up CrossFit gym in Orlando? Sure didn't.

I get the wad of the day and decide to do that. Now it's all good, I'll push myself. In your hotel room? No, no, down in the gym. Okay. I'll push myself, and I'll do a little more, because what I like to do is I got an ego, and I go, you know what?

I'm gonna do more than that. Push it to the limit. Yeah. We'll have a easy. Take it easy. Take it easy. Take it easy. Now the night before I decided to do a prison house workout, which is another cross-fit, 15, 20 minutes, you got to do five pull-ups on the door jam, 10 push-ups, 15 jump squats. Do that for 20 minutes, try to get one round every minute. This is in your hotel room. Yeah, that's gonna make you a little sore also when you're over half a century. Then the next day, I'm very sore. Let's push it more.

So let's break our body down. Now let's do two more shows. Now you know I'm pretty physical on stage. I'm done. I'm not in it. Sure. And I'm taking pictures. I'm not doing a meeting read.

I just do it for free. I'm just out there staying hi. So now it's 12 12 15 but it's nine for me. I'm still a way now. That's that that's the east coast time. I can't and I'm with my our boy Luis Gomez hilarious by my boy, but yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, now welcome. Good guy. I need a good guy. Yeah, Luis D. Yeah, one of us goodz. Yeah, Lewis Diaz. One of us, good guy. Yeah, Lewis Diaz. Lewis Diaz.

Monster, right? Monster, bro. His whole air ever says monster. Fucking hell. Nice guy in the world. Great guy. Beast. So we go, we hang a little bit.

So did you, did he just open for you? Yeah. Oh nice. But I got him. Yeah, but I got to wind down. Yeah, he's a killer. I got to wind down. There he is. He's one of my favorite people on the planet. Yeah, I told him. I told him. Nice, but I got to wind down. He's a killer. I got a wind down. There he is. He's one of my favorite people on the planet. Yeah, I told him. Nice. This guy's so nice. He's Cuban. He's Cuban. I said,

you got to do a half hour. You got to do a half hour and put it on YouTube and get this thing gone. Yeah, but other way. So now I fucking, uh, he's the official Cuban thick boy. Yes, he is. By the way, he looks like the kid from, uh, up that grew up, but in Cuba. That's a thick kid. That's a good reference. Not unathletic. You know, he's got a- I don't care. I don't care about it. Do not care if that's it.

He's a comedian. Okay. And it's just acknowledge that he's a funny comedian. Because, no, when I say, and I mean, well, I'm speaking for everybody looking, we don't give a fuck if you play baseball in high school. Well, no, okay, I understand. I just want to say, I want to say one thing. Now, you're strong. You're a gorilla. You, if you play baseball in high school. Well, no, okay, I understand. I just wanna say, I wanna say one thing.

Now, you're strong, you're a gorilla. You're very strong, we know this. Sure. I looked at his legs and hips. Yeah. If he starts getting into some deadlift, but he does it, but he does it. That's the way.

Yeah. He used to go ahead. No, he used to go ahead. He's strong. You know I love it, you know I love it. Yeah, he's around the back. He's over there. He's around. He'll tell love you, you know I love you. Yeah. He's around the back. He's around the back. He's around the back.

He'll tell you that. You ever seen a big guy with small calves? No, no, no. He's, he's, hey, hold on, hold on. You ever seen a big guy with skinny quads or calves? No. Because what's gonna carry all the way? The legs.

So your basic leg pressing, whatever, how much you weigh, is every single day. So your legs are me big. So wait, you think he's strong, just based off looking at him? No, the kid, the kid, didn't work out with him. It's been a lot of time, no.

It's been a lot of time lifting weights. I looked at you and lived away from him. I take people in. I looked at him, I went, well, you're a Samoan. You're a Cuban Samoan, right? Okay. I went, you strong guy, he goes, I am. I said, play football, he goes, I did.

I said, high school, good. Played one year in college, I guess. Yeah. Either way, did a lot of lifting. And it's not, it's not hard for a guy like that if he pulled 600, I wouldn't be surprised. I would, I'd be very surprised. I would, I would. And I'm gonna say this, I know you don't want to be told you to pull 600.

Because the thing is, you've never pulled 600. So the people walking in there, you can pull 600, is very rare, huh? So when you throw around those numbers and you look like this, it drives me crazy. Okay, now that's not here's the other thing and I hate to do this. Yeah, you've never been skinnier. You look unhealthy. You look unhealthy.

I thought the certain major arms, you know, my arms are fucking, cause it's like this turn, it helps you. You just look thin. I've been traveling. But there it is. And I've been cross-fitting and not eating a lot. I thought you gave up on cross-fit. I did. But since I've been cross-fitting and not eating a lot. I thought you gave up on cross-fitting.

I did. Well, I did do it again. But since you've been self-in-eating, I just want- You gotta put some weight on it. I just gotta eat it. You gotta eat it. Alright, man, just hold on for a second. I'm like your mom, we're scarfing.

I'm fine. Of course. I'm fine, I'm very healthy. I'm very healthy. I'm holding a little- It's better than you being big. I'm holding a little- I'd rather you look like a skeleton.

Hey, I'm holding a little weight in my face right now. I'm holding a little puffiness. I'm a little closer. I know, dude I just Pull up your doc have them I'm in the middle of my story. May I do you mine? Well, I think a replica of time I lose Diaz playing fucking well, and I knew you and I felt I knew I could get not like you better You're very competitive. You just and you get a little scared now. No, no, you're very competitive. And you get a little scared. No, no, you're a casual. Now listen, you get a little bit. It comes around the way. Casual.

Listen, super casual. What I'm saying is this. In my opinion, I believe this in my heart. I believe he's because he's a big guy with a stronger than you are. Sure. You think he's stronger than you think he's stronger than Brennan? I do. How did you see this?

He came to work out with me. I'm an actor. He's a little more go. Now he saw me in the green room. And realized he had big legs and threw him around bounds. He had, work out with me. I'm not sure. He's even working out. Now he saw him in the green room and realized he had big legs and three on bounds. He had, oh, you're Simone. He said, hold on, because I've been around Brian for 10 years. Every big guy, he's ever seen you. You Simone, no.

And then, now, they can't do in 2021. You know, I can't do it. Every big black guy for Ronald Planey goes, would you, would you a basketball player? You're a racist. Absolutely. Absolutely goes What do you would you a basketball player? You Know I'm actually headed to a fucking Bro, yeah, dude, you're out of line. I don't say that I may think every time I may think it Everybody's strong Yes, or they can be oh yeah, what is yeah, I don't get the can be I can't even get I can't believe you didn't go over his mom's house to make you a Cuban

Can't get a story that's all you should have done bro The Let us finish the story be I know oh wait, so you didn't sleep I don't care how strong you I take it Anyway, let's get let's get beyond him because you get insecure when I love it. I got it. I make it strong. So anyway, let's get beyond him, because you get insecure when I talk about a guy being stronger than you. It's not. And I agree.

So you really think he's stronger? I think he pulls over 600 pounds if he works at it for six months. Easily. Easily. I think he's that strong. He's a cashier. He's a super cashier.

I know. I know. He has no clue. I know. He's never spent time in actual. I remember I was at Venice no I know he's no I spent time in actual I remember I was it Venice barbell for a while. I was around you weren't though How are left? You weren't though you weren't though. I spent some time in there You weren't though. I was there now. I didn't move a lot of weight. No, I love that Diaz is gonna listen to this my what though?

I bet I'll take some like I can't pull 600 pounds he has pulled He's based on playing baseball player football player. Look, the kids very good. No, he's a comment. And this is the problem is we don't acknowledge how great he is at his career. And Brian brings up his high school act related

because he's a big guy. He's strong kid. He's strong kid. That doesn't matter. I don't know why. So you didn't sleep. I knew you would, I knew. He been out of high school for a while.

One thing I like about getting Brennan, I can get Brennan riled up so easily I just know this on how no just hold on this around me because I love him and the only reason you know of him It's because of me you got all you got all looks insecure and you started calling me skinny no I call you not Louis. Hey don't take her fit. No, put your hand on me And nobody sees you more than me than maybe your girl. So I know. Yeah, well, Daddy's withering away. Okay, take it easy.

I'm fucking, I do need to do something about my feet. I got some plantar fascia, something. Well, I get the insoles. I got the insoles. I got to get the insoles. Well, you're feet are hurt. So, did you, was it on your heel? No, it's where the tendon meets at the back of the heel,

the tip of the heel. Yeah, that's right. So it's like, so wait, everything meet like here. Like, because the tendon runs here and the elbow connects there. So I got, but I got tightness here. Oh, then you'll have planar fasciitis. All right, I got something going on with my Achilles.

Oh, I don't know what it's like. The Achilles just tight. Yeah, age. Wait, so you didn't sleep? So what time is that is flight on Sunday? What time is flight on Sunday? That is flight on Sunday is 625 and the more why would you do this? You're doing this too long. I know Baba. I never do it

But it's that's 3 a.m. L.A. I do act flight. I want to see my kids It's a direct but here's the thing I do the same thing first flat out Fuck you're well you get there in your zone because I dude what the fuck you don't you feel like shit But here's it you feel like shit, but here's the other you. I get to my hotel room. I'm still wired. Sorry What don't put your I'm sorry. Don't show your shoes. I'm not I don't know here that's a lot of stress. I don't know all right keep going Tell you I'm not to go all right, so you're on a flight early feel sick. You want to be out So I but I make the mistake of watching the fucking

Porter Crawford fight that gets me now I'm wired time. We know it's gonna happen. Yeah, I didn't really but yeah Okay, you should call me Great fight and then I watch I Want to get your take on his dad saying what he did. Okay, thank you, go. And then I watch, then I watch the year-year Rodriguez, a Halloween fight, which I missed. Okay, we're going to take two fest. Yeah. But I got, now it's two, four, five in the morning. And you're flights in three hours.

And I'm wired up, I'm watching fights. Just stay up, stay up. See if I'm the plane, maybe it gets sick. I got an hour. You know how it is. I can't sleep now because I'm going to, I get anxiety when I have to wake up that early I can't sleep and then I try to sleep sitting up basically and a plane Would my daddy on spare where we thought I was jet blue first class, but it's not There though. I guess what it's sightseed those three C it's fucking there's no there's no first class What's been a good first class? No, they're just called mint it is even mint. I paid the extra money and it's I swear to God It's yeah, let's get you comfort. Yeah, I got comfort. Yeah, I got fuck pay for comfort

So now I can't sleep and then I get home. So I woke up this morning at you to make up for it Yeah, I woke up at 11 this morning. I Slept that's late for you. That's really good. Now that is, that is, what is that two PM in Florida time? Yeah. You slept the day away.

You slept the day away. Day away. Day away. Day away. Day away. So here we are. Now you made it. Now what questions did you have?

Wow. We're not, oh. Now, now, the Christian Christian did you post that? I met Sean Porter and his dad remember do you remember that yeah, watch them. So far. Yep. Uh, did you put a Chin go to the finding kid Instagram the fighter in the kid You're going on your no not mine. I didn't want to mine. I want to find a kid the video of Brian No, no, not the video the picture of him with the neck tattoo.

Oh, sorry. I would put that on the wall, dude. All right. Why? The price, right? The price, right? Yeah. Yeah.

No, it's been posted this morning. No, I just want you to see your potential. Oh, it's on your story, too. I'm putting on both. You want to see what I'd look like with a neck tattoo? Yes. OK, let's see what it would look like. Jalenu.

This one? Oh. Daddy looks sick, right? Oh, that's not bad. That bad. Now, I was younger and it seems that he's a little more. You don't have that hair anymore. Or that beard. Yeah, or that beard.

But take that away. Take that away, but. I like how there's deli. Where did we get? Where did we get tattooed? Where did the deli and tattooed? That's fucking genius. I like others delete it with it. We get that We're the delete that's that's that's fucking genius. I'm not mad at the spot Not like look pretty rugged there. I do look rugged. I look scary. I post a video so Chris got a neck tattoo We didn't know he didn't tell us that's I'm like him. I don't tell people you get tattoos

So he gets it he just sends Brian and I in a group chat a picture of his neck. And I go, is that real? He goes, yeah. And then I've always wanted to neck that too. I look neck that too. You said sick. Yeah, I said sick or dope, something like that.

And then we start talking neck tattoos. We start talking about a while. And then I told Chris I said, you fucked up because you put Brian on the screw chat. That's right. And we're talking about neck tattoos and shoes and he's basically in sunspots like office face and arms. And I put a hashtag, oh.

I think the next pick has a better. There is. Now Chris, let's not do that mustache like that because you're like super weird, right? You make fun of him for having less money, which is... No, I didn't. He did. He goes, yeah, it was like 600 bucks, which is no, I didn't he did he goes yeah It was like 600 bucks, which is nothing for guys like us right I couldn't take it. I'm listening. I'm watching. I'm reading this

I'm getting an indebted about a fucking necktie There it is I must have fucking hurt the internet Oh God, what? Who? I must have fucking hurt the internet. Yes. I'm so stupid. Let's take a break, Beat. Let's take a break from chatting with the boys.

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Now Brian wasn't responding. You're obviously driving something like that and then we should get this video from Brian. I was laughing so hard. I'm catching up on the thread and I can barely take it. I can't write anything. I got to make a video. Yeah, I was so angry. I can't even respond my two best friends are basically in their 40s you're in your 40 you're 45

because you're not gonna live middle aged because neither one of you are gone past 80 wanting to guarantee so you're both so once in neck tattoos cheaper than i like surgery though deep conversation about I can't even say you're laughing you're fucking you you might be Chris will happen so the energy I'm fucking neck I I can't because I said I want wings I want big wings on my neck. Hey man. That's it me off 40 cool great. I guess it's got significance and it's got a rose so that's awesome Never seen that Hi, I mean, you know, you guys are having an in depth. You're saying things like sick. That's sick. I've always wanted to get a neck tattoo.

This is what's going on in your fucking head and you send it to the pictures of your fucking shoes. You're 40! Over 40! Both of you. You too, Brandon. My head looks good. You're fucking both of you fucking fuck off. Get me off this fucking thread. Dude, I was doing a thing. Hold on, I've changed, go back to that. I sent Brian this. I have the new iPhone, go to my page.

I have the new iPhone. It my page. I have the new iPhone It randomly said memory from around 15 oh And I was like what I was like seven of them Dude I was like did I pass away? Well, we had so much fun look at this shit and it adds the music looking how much time passed Well, we had so much fun. Look at this shit and it adds the music looking how much time passed That's from finding kid 3d we had so much that's me seven years Dude, I'm watching it with my girl listen to the fucking music and they put that sad music I'm I'm song on your iPhone. Did they know no automatically from

You got a stem man you and I have been through an adventure some shit. We've been in so many ways we've been through some shit we didn't know we were doing here we know it was gonna happen. We didn't know if we know workout we're doing a sketch show that you know what I'm saying you died your hair remember all this fucking time that we had we had so much fun that was that plan. Yeah theaters not we couldn't believe it we were selling tickets to this was the first time anybody had done a podcast in a way it's the first time anybody didn't

done a podcast performance like this like yeah like it gives when you're the first people to do it live in a way how we're in the hood one of the great time I heard that I mean that was art is insane that's fucking great was so much fun that it throws in like it being born. I was like what the fuck I'm watching the kid I was tearing up. You know, I'm not good with emotion I'm watching it with my fucking girl and I I had to hide my face because I started getting yeah I got teary-eyed yeah, and she goes what are you doing? I go I was like this. I was like no I'm looking at this thing, you know, it's the music. It's the same song when the you know

When they want your give money to landslide landslide by by Stevie next to my with Mac is a Lancet I'm getting home. You know, it's about getting old crazy. Yeah, dude No, it's gonna kill you. Oh, they get your iPhone But I but but they're sent like seven of them. It's sent one of just tiger just Boston. I was like What the fuck is it trying to do? Wait, is it multiple of those? It's like seven you can scroll it had same song category. No all different songs It's for you. Everyone's phone. I thought there was the new thing. You forget you have those pictures You even I don't even know

But what's dope and you can download it and I can send you guys so then we all have it. It's amazing. It's amazing, man. I was crazy. I sent to my girl because she was somewhere. I was so about to keep popping up. I was like, I got fucking teary or something. I got what? I know.

I sent it to Mago-Watt. I have a pretty low. Yeah. I'm watching like that. And I remember we'd be in those theaters because we didn't know how it was gonna sit. We go on those theater tours and they remember,

because I was always the business one, I'd always settle up with the manager. I come up to the green one back, you made a grand, I know. And like, split between two. Oh yeah, still does. But we were like going nuts over that, remember? So what you guys were doing with theaters as the pod?

No. It was like Brian and Brennan. Got it, got it. like going nuts over that, remember? So what you guys were doing with theaters as the pod? Or the psych or... It was like Brian and Brendan. Got it, got it. But like we, like, so when we wanted to do, when we wanted to perform together, I wasn't, I didn't have an act. So Brian was like, no, we'll do life on the kids. And I was like, yeah, but you ever been

in the life pockets or the work? Like imagine us on stage in a theater doing this. Well, the first time I met y'all, brutal. That was a fine kid. Yeah, that was fine. But we had, like, those things weren't just spur of them, but we wrote all that. Yeah.

We had a whole set. We was bitter at the end. I'd be, I'd be hurtfully. Yeah. Yeah. Call you on the phone, count's late. So it was like me, Tricking Alliance, and always doing stand.

I'd be like, I'd be like, call on this is Brian, come out, go grab your crib, like, hold on, Brian's calling, like, do 10 minutes, I'm not gonna buy myself for 10 minutes. Yeah, yeah, just, people, I believe, yeah, and Brian's like, Oh, really? Yeah, Brian's calling, like, do 10 minutes, I'm not gonna remind myself for 10 minutes. Yeah, just, yeah, and Brian, like, yeah, Brian, Brian, Brian, like, just tell me story, and then hang up. That's how I started on stand up.

That's how I got on stand up. Trades, yeah. But you also understand that we would, like, we would talk about this too, for anybody who's trying to accomplish anything in life. I remember, like you and I, this was my third podcast I was trying. Yeah. And because of the infancy of podcasts,

we didn't really know who was listening. It was really hard to, yeah. You know, what's the word? Like lucrative. And also, first of all money, nobody was making money. It was an advertising firm. It was just rogue. I remember, I heard some of the numbers,

rogue was making, we were like, what? Compared to now, of course, it's not. But, you know what's weird about that is, remember you and I were doing audio first out of your garage and then Fox Sports because it might connect you and the UFC picked us up. And then I remember Fox, and then I was like,

hey, we need to be on video too. And remember, so we had, I don't know where those episodes are at, our first ones, but for two years, we just had an audio. Then went to. I convinced them to start shooting it filming it You've ever seen I had no clue at the time It would have been such a great negotiation tool at the time You've seen the numbers on the videos of the little fun kids no like with the Hodg twins

I took a million like one point four million views Sassal like eight hundred thousand views. Wow, but I'm not blaming Fox, they didn't know either. No one knew how to monetize it or how it was going. That's fucking huge. So when we would pitch on our advertising, it was audio only. I didn't, it's not like no one's, I had fucking no way he's watching.

Even though I want them to do it cause I think this is gonna be the future, no one, we're not gonna make no one's watching cause no one's doing it. But then I go back and look at the views and my coley fuck was shaming him paid. So when we, he and I started doing a podcast But then I go back and look at the views. My coley fuck we should be in pain. So when we, he and I started doing a podcast like this, we didn't know who was listening.

And I remember we were talking about how we both have always just missed in a way. Like we've all tried so hard. Like I was successful, but not successful. Like not to our standards. Like as actors, as athletes, as, and here we were trying this thing. So when the first time that we went to Seattle, I think,

and even, like, we filled the theater, and they were screaming for us. And we were like, I think, and I remember you said, when we had Conor McGregoron, the podcast, you said, you just said, you looked at me and you go, we just keep doing this, we just keep doing this. I owe to me and you just keep doing it. And then you were this. I owe him any of this, we just keep doing it.

And then you were the first guy to come up with graphics. Remember you hired a graphic guy? Now everybody does it, Rogan did it, every time he did. But he was the first guy to create each of graphics, man. For each of my deals like a comic book, each one had a comic book. And I didn't know anything, because we're all doing it once a week.

He backed Brian, post this. I don't know how to. So this used to be just once a week. Damn. But he would hire a graphic guy. And I asked, like posters, merch. I don't know how to post. So this used to be just once a week. Damn. But he would hire a graphic guy. Yeah. Like posters, merch. I was like, how are you finding these guys?

I didn't even know, I was never, you know, he's like, you gotta post, you know, and remember we'd have, you'd set up a merch would go live. He'd be like, Nurch is gonna go live at five. You gotta post now. And I'd be like, oh, good. So she's gonna start too. Yeah, but it would work with sellout.

Sellout. So the first show y'all did on the road Together like these a sell out. I think you were the first person with podcasts to do graphics to do merch and for us to do a live Show I think we fucking crazy. Yeah, and I remember seeing the checks Yeah, and I was like I'm making fucking real money and I'm punching the face Dude fuck this and I And I remember when my age had a TV show for me. He, I remember this very well. And you said, you've been doing this a long time.

If you gotta go do a TV show, you do a TV show. And I was just like, I remember I said, I'm not fucking, I'm not abandoning you. What are you gonna do now? We're here together. How the fuck am I gonna leave you? Do what you need to show? And then, and then I, so I remember I said no to that.

And my age was like, he couldn't understand. Well, we weren't making that much money, but I knew. They still didn't, they still didn't. They still don't. Then we started, then I started making money. And I remember my agent came in with another TV show. And I, and I heard what the numbers were. And I said, this ain't worth it to me, dude.

And he couldn't understand. He goes, are you making money on your podcast? I was like, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember we were in Venice, like all your actor friends, and they would like look at me like a meathead and make fun of me a little bit behind my back. And then they'd give you shit for working with me. Oh, you have no idea.

Remember that? Oh, no, no, no. No, they had an interview. They were like, you're fucking career up. For you to do a podcast. Yeah. You're doing this with this some fighter. Yeah.

And you and you got, you guys are fucking two kids in it. I remember that you guys are two kids and a two 11. Yeah, a treehouse. Yeah, and you just fucking talk and I remember that and they were they were making fun of me behind my back. Talk about me and I was just like, but we just yeah, it was always a weird vibe. I just knew. Yeah, it's laughing now. They did.

They did. That we just kept doing it. So people were just talking shit on. Because it was a stand like even my dad was like, what are you doing? Yeah, like everyone was like what are you doing? That's right. You got on this isn't insane, you know, like I mean look we've been through a lot of Man yeah, they tried to kill us. I mean I mean I just feel absolutely blessed to fucking even be you're great Here with you two guys right now like I mean I want, I want to spoken in Tacoma to do shows. And like, there's a difference.

Because like, when I go out and do weekends, like, not everybody is there to see me, you know, like, I don't have that kind of, you know, pool yet. But, you know, I was doing these one-nighters in Tacoma and I spoke in. And literally, everybody was there to see me based off of like this.

And then you taking me on the road with you. And it was just, it was fucking insane. Like I even tried to pull a Brendan picture. It's so beautiful. I gotta find it. But jumping the crowd like it's like, I tried it, but just it took a picture. It was a really bad picture.

But I mean, like, I think you'd be better at it. But you think, I don't know what you thought. I don't want people without a podcast. Like it's, you know, I feel crazy. But I don't know, just like the power of this and like people coming up to me, they're like, I'll send you crazy, but I don't know just like the power of this and like People coming up to me. They're like I love watching you and I'm like what like it's just weird cuz I don't know I don't think of myself of any like you know like high status of anything It was cool. It's fun. You can't see my face, but but still you know like you can see my teeth and shit

But I blame you a little bit cuz he took it you could have fucked with the filter to make it dark So you see your face man that was a just mother Kyle I said Kyle I said the college But But like everybody was there and I mean there was a line of people to fucking meet me and I'm just like it's just I don't know It's just I know it's kind, I don't know, it's just, I know, it's kind of crazy. I got on your heart it, too. Yeah, I'm just,

but think that every show you do with me, think about you're in front of thousands of thousands. That's how I'm saying. And you do, you crush. Yeah. And then that's like, you know, you're doing the, the great. Well, that's what the,

because we, I've done Tacoma and I've done a, spoke came with you. With the head, a lot of people came, like they're like, yo, I saw you open for aane with you. A lot of people, they're like, yo, I saw you open for Ben and I had to come back. Look, the other thing about the Sian. Here's what's weird about Spokane. I went in, we're in Everett, Washington this weekend. It's like my fourth biggest market.

I never sold more tickets than a single weekday. Is that right? Then Spokane, Everett. That's Canada, San Diego. Yeah, Spokane. I'm not sure if you go to the mall. But Seattle, I do well in, but it's like, for whatever Canada, same thing. Yeah, spoken. The North, you go to the South. Which I'm not. But, you know, like Seattle I do well in, but it's like for the reason Tacoma spoken, I just, for the reason.

I'm gonna be there. I can't wait. Yeah, it just goes, I just crushed it there. In the new year. It's weird. Yeah, that's great, dude. I don't know, you know, I think the other one, I appreciate it.

I appreciate it. Is this, like, you know, it was really interesting to me. I had, I was in Orlando. And I had some of the best shows in my life. And I thought to myself, because I've been writing, like, I've been a maniac. Yeah. And I thought to myself, like, I'm 54 years old.

And something about standup, artistically, there's nothing more fulfilling. There's just nothing more, because you create your own man. And you can, it's not like a lot of people as they keep doing things they get less than, not as good. You ever know some musicians? No. Musicians, like, they have their, hey, it's not like a lot of people as they keep doing things they get less than, not as good. You ever know some musicians, musicians,

like they have their, hey, day and their 30s, 20s. 27, yeah. When you're a comic man, if you keep doing it and you're on the road, it may be uncomfortable, but you can be better than you've ever been in your 50s and your 60s. 100%. That's one of the only arts he can really do it.

This weekend, I thought I was like, I'm in Orlando. And by the way, I don't know how you'd sell tickets in Orlando if you didn't have a podcast because that where the improv is, with all due respect, the COVID killed all the businesses around it. So nobody goes there. There's no traffic.

So the only way to get people is through your podcast a lot of times. But I just, I was sitting there and I thought to myself on Saturday, it was so satisfying. Like all this shit I've been working on, like just the time I spent alone trying to work out, that you know you try to work out the order of things, you're trying to come up with your carven the jokes,

this doesn't work, it's a little flimsy. And once it starts gelling and you're killing that room, is there anything better for real? Is there something better? Also I assume you had to take shuttles to get to your fucking rental car. I did not. Nothing makes you feel more like a loser.

I want to fucking H. I want to die. I tell you know, because Jay books on my shit, I'm like, don't book me it. If the rent car has a shuttle, don't book it, man. I'd rather spend any amount of money than get on that shuttle. Nothing makes you feel more like a loser than a shuttle.

Oh, I'd rather pay $500 in a cab. I know, yeah. You're riding a shuttle. I can't. Oh, I'd rather pay $500 in a cab. I know, yeah. You're riding a shuttle at your baths. Oh my god. Oh my god. Fuck you. God, fuck you.

And those drivers, they can be routes sometimes. Takes all the energy out of my bath. Oh, those poor drivers, too. They don't want to be there. They don't give a fuck about me. They're like, ah. Oh, how about J. Shob, how will Drinky Poo's in Dallas after a show? I forget this. You were, I don't know if you remember this. You know, I'm not taking them

over a game. Jay's driving. I'm, you know, I'm drinking Jay's, Jay barely drinks, but, you know, I have maybe two drinks still in the rental car. We get like those big sprinter fans. So all the boys can fit in. yeah, we are the sprinter pants great pulling out Stop sign Heavy I mean I don't mean I mean The whole side of the rental car Well, Jago's that's that's why I got the full coverage on it What That's why I got the full coverage on it. I know, yeah. I think I got it. What? I went, I went, that's why I got the full coverage.

Just all notch luck. Didn't, heart forgot to tell you, Saturday night my last show, packed house in the very back row, chair start flying. Oh yeah, I mean a fucking brawl. I mean as in team on team, and I'm going like this, I'm trying to stop.

Was there a racial thing when it was in Dominican first? Nope, no, but you worry about this, there's things that go on. But it was just people get drunk. And I guess a girl, they kept talking, the other table was like, shut the fuck up. And then the girl was so drunk that she, well, she fell into the other table.

She went, and she was not, she had not been missing any meals. Sure. That went, so she just falls into the table, everything, that's fucking it. The girl throws a punch at the guy. The guy picks up a chair and throws it at her. And now the other guy throws it.

That's fine. So now it's on, and I start doing this. Did you find out the whole show? I'm going, guys, guys. Nobody's listening and I go, come by, yeah, my friend. Come by, yeah. Did they stop?

No, they took them. The entire staff had to get them out. So literally the whole back, like gone. Rightfully so there. Here's the thing though, Daddy has an hour of material on fighting, an hour. I mean, how much material do I have fighting? That's the true.

That's my thing. So they think, so what I do if you're providing. They think you're improvving. Yeah, you went to the old Tool set in the old tool set make oh, we talking fighting you have 30 years I've had you wish you were a fine The classic I brought out some of the old songs don't put on one of four point Oh, I, oh, they banged. So are the classics. I brought out some of the old songs.

So I'm putting on 104.7 with classic. How long have you asked it? Well, I was up there for at least an hour and a half because I had, but how long, how long did you decide that happened? It lasted a good, solid, five American minutes. Five American minutes?

Should I write when you hit the stage? Or like, no, no, no, no, this is probably 35 minutes into my set. Now, dad, did daddy do the crullism and see him do a hot two hours? I didn't do that, but I had to get, when you reach into the vault, when you reach into the vault, can't stop, people can't,

they're like, this guy's a fucking genius. How does he come in up with all the stuff? I thought it was empty. After the show, they're all taking pictures of like, dude, when you went into that, like I wish, I was like, you know, you just think about that. I'm not allowed. I mean, by the way, everything's carved out. That's good.

Those are my old songs, that's rock and man. That I'm singing Elm John's Rock and I got this old hit. I got those notes and it's funny how it comes back to you. Like I haven't thought about them in so long but it just comes right back. They would. Yeah, once you put that cassette in and you're weird. Now I got a stand, I mean, that standing off,

there was like, wow, you know, it's a bag of tricks. That's right. Anyway, it was, it was so fun. But I mean, it was a brawl. And I get, this is what it's called. That's scary. It's gonna pull out a gun or something. Yeah.

Because nobody's doing metal detecting, and flouring, you understand it, everybody in Florida. You can carry two back, and you carry two pistols on your hips. So, you know, but anyway, it is scary Yeah, it is yeah, but man, he did you rent a car and drive from Spokane and I flew I flew from Tacoma to Spokane. I wasn't gonna because because it was a it was all it was raining and also snowing In focus. I was like how long is it like five hours? Oh? Like five hours or something like that? Is it that far? Yeah.

Jesus Christ. Yeah, wait, oh no, five hours. Yeah, I would have done it, but like, three hours, five hour driving, then go do the show. But even wearing this weekend on Saturday, it's like you fly in a Seattle, you gotta give yourself time. Cause I told, and I know LA,

well I think Houston's worst traffic in America now. LA everyone says bad, sure, sure. I know how to navigate LA traffic these days. Seattle, because they have to go over bodies of water. Well there's rains, but bodies of water, well they can open up the lane. So you're talking about two-way like this. The traffic so far.

We were the last time we were there. They have to give yourself like three hour notice. Is that really? Oh yeah. So, cause we're staying in Seattle and then driving to Everett. And Everett is how part about it? It's, uh, I don't know, like 30 minutes? It says 30 minutes, but I mean, I can turn it around a lot of times.

It took us, it took us an hour to get to, we were last time Seattle. We were in that, we were, me, you were cowards in that pre-us. Baba, that's seven miles. Yeah, that's seven miles. Yeah, that's seven miles So that's 28 miles, but 35 so 35 miles, you don't want to but every so long way if it's if you got if you got traffic But the but literally the worst traffic traffic was but ever it is where Boeing headquarters rat Or they make the fucking playing. Oh, you don't say. Yeah, we're doing a Boeing. I don't think so. I don't care

You know that you remember remember see Seattle. It was they had that I don't think so. You know, you remember, do you remember Seattle? It was, they had that, I can't remember, it was a pool hall. Remember, it was, you ever do stand up there? It was the only place in Seattle for a while. But it was a pool hall. It got shut down. It got shut down. What was it?

Not in Bellevue. Bellevue. It was Bellevue. Yeah. And you had all these, like, Microsoft people, right? Mm-hmm. And I did this joke about how I'm funnier than most of the great men in history, right?

Like Einstein, even Jesus. Jesus yeah, man. And I talked about how there's not a lot of room to be funny when you're a scientist and I go, I did something about creating a clean engine design, trying to get proton stick to a helium isotope is like pulling teeth and my right guys. You know, and some guy goes well, that's wrong

Nurtler no shit But proton so sit you a healing my sir get that you get out of here. That's how smart I best friends are like what the favorite it was a whole table of people What's up? The Seattle doesn't have a Place right now you can just do theaters that weird and it's a great market. I mean I'd have a club But that it's like if you do to come or smoke an even like ever it when they asked me to do it I'm like was I just in wherever? Which everyone's close to come on? I was in there like that's like saying was I just in San Diego when you're playing L.A. No, like yeah, those people aren't driving down there.

Well, Seattle, correct me if I'm wrong, and Vancouver, same thing. Are you can be walking down the street, coffee shop, donut shop, very nice, and then you make a wrong turn, and well, it's the perched debt. It's the perched. They're all heroin acts. It's super miscent teeth. They're zombies walking everywhere. Wait, where?

That homeless shit. It was the open air drug yeah people say people say homeless it's drug addicts it's straight up heroin addicts in Seattle and uh... and i think you know it's dicey portland too oh yeah oh yeah yeah it's crazy

i mean there's bad shit going on because they don't force it they don't force it you see you you uh... you don't criminalize that kind of behavior. And so it's a drug rate. Well, they, they flock there. The study, they know the, the, the, the, the laws are lucid, lucid, it encourages them. And you know how they talk about being the narrative is, it's a homeless problem. Well, the people that live, who do the services, who are there every day, helping those people, they, they interviewed those people. And they said, a homeless problem. The drug addict rate is 100%.

It's not 99%. Everybody you see in those tents is, they are open air drug markets. They are just doing... Oh, you love this bee, so it came out. Trump got his, he's a knife-thrugged black belt in Taekwondo. Yeah, well, that is... Honorary. So there's a picture-thriggory black belt in Taekwondo. Trump? Yeah, well, this is, you know. Honorary.

Honorary. So there's a picture of him and like whoever runs that. There it is. So I screenshot that picture. You know, my dad hates Trump more than anybody in the world. I screenshot that picture and send him my dad. I go do something. Oh my God.

He's like this. He's like this. Even his fist is like this. Oh, that's the way. I said to my dad, go do something. You just get respond back. But then I made, but then I made his favorite person on the planet's J Leno.

And then I was with J Leno on Sunday and I sent a picture of the kids with J Leno. Right. And he said, love J Leno. Love J Leno. Love. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah, J Leno is there and he always has his dope ass cars.

He won't shut the fuck up about the plaid Tesla, which I won't even entertain with. What is the plaid Tesla? It's like, it's the fast Tesla, like it's so fucking. Why do they call it the plaid Tesla? plaid, it's that version. So it's like, you know how there's like a Ferrari 48 and there's a 48 Pista,

in Pista it's like the special race one. plaid's the race version for Tesla. And it's so fast Rogan has one did you hear um did you hear that's it right there Elon Musk is talking to a bunch of people and he said um well so this is a simulation i hate him though this is a simulation and the guy's like well what what do you mean he goes well this is all simulation this could be rebooted well only only rich people say that yeah and he goes and he goes well what are the chances not he goes one billion it's a one billion chance that it's not a simulation and then so the guy says well what do you think and he said I just told you there's a one billion chance you know he's yeah he's I'm a spectrum yes I just told you it's one of the

billion chance that it's not it's not a simulation but it is a simulation wait he thinks what us everything that we are living is a computer. We are in a computer program. I've heard a couple people say that. Well, wait, you've only heard rich people say that. Like the guy at McDonald's is like, yeah, we're in simulation. No.

No, I was like, damn, I can't wait to get on. He's like, this game's so nice. But to be fair, it comes from mathematician. For sure. They do odds, yeah. They're also usually always atheist as well. Always. Really? Always. That's right. Always. Huh? Always. Interesting. They go hand in hand. Yeah. Simulation. Probably living in assimilation.

It's really interesting. What did you say? Those in 2018. Although I think it's not about assimilation. It matches with God because maybe who's controlling who's controlling that? Who's running that? And they're saying aliens. And it's a way that science mixes with religion in my opinion. Like there is a higher, so there's a higher being, a higher intelligence, right?

That's controlling all this. Who made that? And we're in a game, right? We're in a game. So you better behave appropriately. But I wouldn't entertain simulate, are we? I don't fucking know. You don't.

There's two words to what's the thing about from here. No, but what what are you gonna do? Yeah, so if we're let's say this is a simulate where you're just gonna give up You're just gonna stop living what you can do well it doesn't bury I beg the different dude yeah big the difference simulation when you have children. Yeah, he's got kids Yeah, yeah, when you have children. It's I thought about this too. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, forget it. When you have children, it's, it's, I thought about this too. And you have children. I don't know, I don't care much. All I know is I love that child too much. And I care so deeply about the world

because they're gonna be living in an after-home gone. Correct. And so everything matters to me. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You can talk about simulation. Nothing really matters. You can do meditation. And I love this.

When you do meditation, you're supposed to practice detachment. Cool. That's great. Again, rich person. I'm never going to lose my desperate attachment to my children. And if something happens, God, I'm okay. Also, tell my mom we're in a simulation and to disengage and channel it while she's working

three jobs with two kids and a single mom and three time mom. That's right. It's only rich people, God. When you have to live in this room. Yeah. Oh, you'll love this Tiger Star skateboarding. Picked it up in a day. Did he really?

Yeah, went to a toy shop in Malibu. Like when's that same soul? Toy Story. Like, Toy Story is gone. I'm talking like Toy Story is now our Barnes and Noble target. They market the corner of the market. But when're in Melbourne and Strayop said Toy Story. I'm like, well fuck, let's go in there. And Tiger was like looking at the thing. He found a skateboard. I'm like, don't you want a toy?

I'm not a skateboard. There he goes. And he's like dad, because he was watching. Who's the badass, the young kid? Run. Nice. Oh, Paul Riga. Yeah, he's what he's watching. There's P-Rod, Nigel Houston. He's watching Nigel Houston and P-Rod. Okay. And you know, they do all those tricks. Yeah, they were doing it. Please dad, I learned to do those tricks.

I'm like, let's learn just to ride first dude. Yeah, and then he's falling, falling, falling, dude in a day. That one fucking on your way. Can skate. That's amazing. Yeah, yeah, I'll take him to the party. And there's this dope park I go to called the Barrett.

I don't know if he's ready for like a off-ramp I'm in the car. He's a picture of him in the car And JLo's but he's kind of muscular on it. Yeah, now he'll be fine Yeah Is he a little bit of a look at that wear it look at this caps look at him Oh, pictures on the fucking JLo and I like anybody's car when it was kids dude look at those cheeks He let he let the kids all just fucking boss was stomping on those leather seats

Em Boston's howl down. He'll be too Friday. He'll be too. Oh shit. God. That's such a cute age Is he a car freak your son? Oh, big time. He can name all the car just like I was like my dad We grew up going to the Denver auto show Yeah, and then like I said in our living room had a picture of a 9-11 So that was like the girl so tiger. I can go what cars that tea? I go that's a Lamborghini event door. What car is that tea? That's a Porsche GT3 Because a GT3 or GT2 because you have the GT that's a GT3 You don't like you don't like old-school muscle cars like Rogan. No

He was talking about how sometimes he'll walk around his car at night, because it just, it makes him feel something. That stingray has, is I appreciate it, that stingray has. You don't care about your job. He has a, he has a poor, I don't know if he posted it, he has a Porsche 911 that Gunther made,

that he had tested made. Oh, really? I'll jack off to that car. Really? That's how fucking radio homey and Denver He will be yeah will it be fuck some muscle cars, right? Yeah, but not these vintage porches. It's like dude It's it's black. It's that one right see that black one That one yep, there it is really Joe wrote it out. It's out what is it about that like?

It's so it so that's a 9-11, it's an old 9-11, but they restore it. So it has like all the current shit, the motor, everything. You pick everything down to the stitching on the steering wheel. The interior has these carbon bucket seats. It's stupid. But when Rogan said, I'll just sit in my garage and stare. That's carrystime mount. And there's only one. That's the only one. Really? That's when Rogan said I'll just sit in my garage and stare that's Christ on my and there's there's only one That's that's the only one really that's the only one. I'm not giving that away. No

Yeah, that's much as a house Okay, I do Yeah, I'm in suitable car With our latest client Joe Rogan I'm not sure if Joe wanted that out there like that. Oh, look at that says built for Joe Rogan on it. Jesus Christ. Damn, that's fuck. What he does, there's money is exactly what I would do if I fucking.

Yeah, he said, because I have fuck you money. So why wouldn't I do what other people would? That's a fuck you, cart. That cart. So you would know that car. If you saw that, you'd be like, me personally. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So Gunther, so they make like, they'll make like, that's one of one,

so you can't buy that car. Does that car is worth more money than God now? But they had a gray one, my boy Greg who I have a business with on cars. He brought a Gunther, let me drive, and he's like, there's only 25 of them, because they do like custom, all custom cars. So it's just, it's just like a piece of jewelry

or something like a workable. Yeah, I mean, they're so sick, dude. And so filthy. God damn. But what I like, it's just like shoes or anything else. Like, see that? The interior. It's art.

Wait, what's going on with the pedal there? That's the passenger side. That's passenger side. That's the right side drive. And those are the racing seats, bucket seats and all that. Yeah, carbon seats. But the what's dope on is like especially with Rogan's like nobody else will have it. Are you the singer?

Is it two year waiting list? Like you won't see anybody else with it. Ever. Like you have a GT2. I'll see other people with GT2's but you're like there won't be one. Would you drive that a lot? Oh dude, every day what you know I've always wondered what happens if you do get Like a bumper like a fender bend on that. Yeah, you have to get a gunther the only one's it

Yeah, well the story. Yeah, yeah, where they're based out of it's so hard Gunther gunther in L.A. Pretty sure what what you're insurance on it doesn't matter at that point because you have that kind of money No, I think it's running on insurance on that doesn't matter at that point because you have that kind of money now i think wrote in the city of hunting beach on one of the public on the jones cc's in the bernard bank i think all of the speed what's funny is you can sell that car because it was made for him yeah there are collectives that would pay two million dollar for that car but even if it was in jorogan like say christian by that car who's not jorogan because that's one of one like you're gonna yeah you're gonna that car's gonna

make money so in twenty years It's gonna be stupid type. Yeah I would do some weird shit for one of those cars. Yeah, the weirdest you love yeah Everybody around the train on me If I can't design the singer I would pop it under your nose because that that dilates your wrong. Yeah. Oh wow Yep, that's true. You know that hit him with the whenever whenever Sam triples about to the school me on conspiracy on the podcast He goes he goes I'm gonna give you some poppers right now because you're in fairyland and you're in it He hit so and then he comes at me goes take some poppers

I'm gonna be in your ass the whole time I'm gonna hit you with some He's on in your ass. He's so funny. We gotta get him on the podcast Yeah, you're on here or a companion. Companion, dude, we have to. He is a fucking mom. He's so funny. He's so funny.

Dude, I do fucking. He's the best host. And I love this show. So he came to me and goes, you gotta do a podcast with Sam Tripoli, Conspiracy Social Club, which is now in Rock Finn, by the way. He fucking kills me.

He fucking, he's so funny. Every time. You said it, I got it. I got the guy. So I called Sam, I said, here's my idea. You and tell him to conspiracy show, you're gonna try and pitch Brian on these conspiracy. Over 100 episodes.

He's gonna debunk them. Yeah, yeah, great. And then when we get into these WWE fucking fuckers. You guys go in, huh? Dude over a Fauci. He knows this shit. I mean, he goes bad on all these people and he's just everything is conspiracy and I'm just like you fucking I used that to avoid him at the commie store when I do a show because he by job when he talked to her oh

Bro, I'm like what and then it's a great 30 minutes of But he jeep dive on JFK, but I know he like aliens kill JF Yeah, yeah, and then they're like he's all shot., shop, you're up, you're like, oh shit. I've had the guy who did lose change, Jason. Burmese on the show, I've had, I've had every fucking conspiracy guy, I've had the flat earther on the show. And by the way, the flat earther was so prepared,

ah, he had me. He hit me with everything and I go like this. I go, you know what? That's all they do. You're crazy, but you know, that's all they deal with. That's a job. We're on the internet.

So many people are like, oh, this, this, so anything you say, crazy, but you better that's all they deal with that's a job Yeah, we're on the internet so many people like go this this so anything you say you better you better We did the back and he had he showed up with a t-shirt that said scam demick and I was like all right I'm already fucked yeah, we had this we had this we had it was so great and the fucking guy he I was like you one You fucking one I'm gonna give this to you're crazy and you're wrong, but you still won It was the guy His name is David Weiss out of his mind, but it's his job. It's his job. Uh-huh, but that's all they are It's fantastic. Are you with Ben Shapiro? What's that? If you're gonna are you with Ben Shapiro? Oh, it's about the right You better have your ducks in the room because you'll talk so fast. He's also a debater

He's also it's, he's practiced debate. He was on the debate team. Yes. I think it Harvard. So that were even Harvard? So when you have a, when you debate a professional debater who's, it's like a sport. It's like a sport.

It's like a black belt. And you're a white belt. And then you're like, oh, I got this. And they've seen it all. Yeah. That's what, how crazy you're with. You got to tripling on. How crazy is it the Rogan though he

need to bait with those guys because he prepares. He prepares. He's so fucking smart. He's got his PhD in so many things because he's essentially reading every book that these people. Yeah, for three hours you're getting what they do. Yeah, pieces. So crazy. But we got to get triply on a fight companion. He's such a monster. He's he just always delivers. We think what do you think you me Sam and Chris? Oh my god. It's first and Sam and each other. Oh my god Yeah, he'd be a monster come on. He's not are he loves MMA. He watches UFC. You said MMA podcast He shows me he shows me a crab McGaw Technique every time he's he studies crab. I got it. Yeah, it's so great. Yeah, and Sam is a Armenian

He's Armenian yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's so good. Yeah, and Sam is Armenian. He's Armenian? Yeah, yeah, he's a Armenian Italian. Are you guys in town on the 18th? I'm in Kansas City. Kansas City in Prague, 1790. But the 11th we're doing it. I'm excited. But you mean Chris, don't want to forget who else?

Yeah, maybe Sam, we'll see. I think the person that can hang is either Sam or Sasso. For sure, I'd love to get Sasso on. We'll make that happen. We'll make that happen on the fight. Sasso's a monster. What is the 18th Jake Paul? I've Bruce Buffer in.

Bruce is down. Jake Paul Tyson? Be a good one. No, Jake Paul, tell me. Oh, Jake, oh, you think I have Logan Paul? Logan, it's a guy., I don't be fun right I Learned to tell Justin my age. I was like dude you gotta clear these dates. I'm not I wonder if I could skip Where's your I like can't see that it's a good

No, right you doing that that Kansas City improv. Yeah, I'm doing that February. It's a good market. Yeah, and it's a great club Great barbecue. I like the music. I like the music that Jones barbecue has Jones barbecue last year yeah I go listen to me to rank it number one yeah no one has better barbecue than truth right to get truth was yeah they took they took a stand the head like last meal for barbecue truth yeah truth is amazing truth he conloges good of Endalus as well. Pekon Lodge brisket. Mm-hmm, truth ribs in brisket though. Truth is, you have to pick one. That was a real deal right there.

That was when Jay got the beans spilled on him. Oh my god. It is a hot, his new shirt. Peens on his, his like loose Hamilton shirt. Yeah, it was like, it took like nine weeks coming. Yeah. Jay's wearing these like tell us all about it. And we just sit down. He's a bigger, he's like telling us all about it. And we just sit down.

He's a bigger, he's a bigger clothing, like, wore a white one. Oh, he knows. You should've seen the pants who's wearing a Dallas. Yeah, he's all in the Japanese shit. Yeah. Oh, he'll spend $900 on a pair of Dunga Reis. Oh, for sure.

So he look like something. Hey, so he's in this brand new like F1. That's the shirt. That's the shirt. So he had to get it dry-cling. So he, when that, he's telling us how exclusive, how hard it is to get, you know, he's ball deep and racer.

I'm like, oh, cool, cool. The owner of truth is giving us all this food. I'm talking like a family size thing of hot beans. Dude, and he goes, so what I, you, dude, I don't mean like a splash. I mean the entire family size style cup of being hot because the ch- All on that white shirt.

And you know, I can tell, you know, he's my bride, he can tell me he's mad. Jiggos, you know, you're not very emotional. He's a f-. And then the guy, and then Jiggos, give me some napkins. And the guy leaves, he goes, I'm so fucking tired. He goes to the bathroom. And the guy gives him a shirt to wear. my shirt to wear and Jason thank you. Thank you. His face is already you know, he gives You know so funny whenever anything happens to Jay we all get quiet. Yeah every time I learn a lesson about whenever you

You don't mean myself and Irene Yeah, yeah, I learned a lesson whenever you feel learned a lesson. Whenever you feel like you look great, when you feel like you look great, and you're, be careful. Because the gods, I remember, I learned this lesson in a young guy. I was probably 16 and I had my hair. My hair was awesome. I had it perfect and I remember. And we were out to, you know, I was in high school and I was just like girls and I was

just like, this is going to be awesome. And I went to a boarding school. So there was a pizza place and all the girls would show up and I liked this girl so much and I had my shirt and my You're so vain when you're a kid like that and I was just like feeling good. Yeah, I look fucking good I'm aware of my buddy Darryl. He goes I don't know why he did this he goes man Shut up. I was talking to you shut up. He's doing got anyway I don't know why he goes, thinking I would just pull it out. He's stuck in it.

He's stuck in it. It was, you can't get it out. Oh, once it's in a toilet. So now I've got this giant thing. It was a big, fuck the whole hair game. I had, fuck no, I had to cut it out. I had, cause he goes, let me ask you. I'm fucking anyway. And I, yeah, I had to have my hair like I had, could you go, let me ask you. I'm fucking anyway.

And I had to have my hair like this after that. Just be careful. There's nothing like a good hair day though. I'm gonna go in the hair. Like good haircut. I haven't had one of those long hair. But when you have a good hair day, makes you feel skinny.

It's really? Yeah. Yeah, when I have a good hair day, it's fucking, yeah, I'm like, it's where I do my hair. But when I do it, it's fucking on. It's a process. My hair's long. Yeah, it's just, but how can we get hit that every time? I don't know. That's why I do my hair, but when I do it, it's like it on, it's a process. My hair's long, yeah, just,

but how can we get hit that every time? I don't know. That's why those Hollywood people, like I was watching the AMAs last night, you know, obviously they have stylist and, you know, all that shit, here's stylist everything. So they're making sure it's on point. Like, know what, AMAs has a bad hair day.

Like, you're doing a press tour, like, in your celebrity, you have someone like, that, like, Well, you're doing a press tour, like in your celebrity. Yeah. You have someone like that, like you know when you have a good barber. Yeah. And you know, every time you knock out the part, like I have a guy like that, he comes to the house. Yep.

But it's like, if you could have that every day, like those celebrities. Well, the problem with me is that I went to the gym with my buddy Leo Flowers. Now Leo's a 210 pound guy. Leo Shredded. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he played D-1 ball. So I'm a professional trainer. Yeah, so when I a 210 pound guy, we'll shred it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shame. Play D1 Ball. So, I mean, he's a personal trainer.

Yeah, so when I'm next to him, when I show up to the gym for us to work out, I feel like I'm gonna, I look like him. I feel like I, I have the same build. I don't know, because we're close. Yeah, he's black, but. And then we're walking, yeah, and then we're walking. Yeah, and I, and I look at him in the mirror next to me.

Yeah. And I realize how much longer his legs are and how much bigger he is. This body's just better. I felt like a piece of shit. I was like, my whole day's ruined. My whole fuck is getting better. I think that's why I have insecurities because I grew up around, you know, clop.

I'm always compared to clop or the Lawrence vickers. These guys like, yeah, I don't have a bad body. Let's be real. Right. Compared to the, I always, that's the disaster. Yeah. I mean when you're you're right when you're next to I remember seeing you Next because I was thinking of you as huge and everything else you would always say no I'm mercy knew again against Alden Smith. You were between Alden Smith and Justin Tuck Oh, and San Francisco at that wedding. Yeah, I swear to God, I swear to God, Brendan looked like me.

He looked like a fucking, I was like, really? I thought, and I, you know what I thought? I swear to God, I went, God, Brendan's like my size here. Like, he just looked, that dude, remember that guy with a shirt off? Great player, complete fuck. Unbelievable body. Him, he's six foot, four, two, 65.

Maybe bigger. Maybe bigger, maybe six feet. He's taller than you, six feet. Yeah, but like lean. He's about six five, and then, he's six Maybe bigger. But like 16. He's taller than you. Yeah, but like, he's about 65. Yeah. And then he's like, he might be 66, Bob. He might be 66. He was clearly taller than you.

He's the John Jones of the NFL. Craze can't get us shit together. Yeah, really? But amazing outfit. Stupid. So nice. Stupid town. Yeah.

You tell me that. You know that's the best athlete, Diver. I remember looking at his, yeah, and then Justin Tucker's, a Hall of Fame defense band like like change the game right now. It's him and Michael straight hand yeah yeah freak. So you see him so thick him and Alden Smith next to Brendan and I went yeah I went there's always tell you this. Such levels to this but I always tell you that. Such levels to the game you're like the one you say Louise Diaz could

but have you ever but that's why I know what he's gonna do but have you I say when I say he's really strong I know it triggers him because he had to be around that shit His whole life. Yeah, I get it. So now when I start saying he can pull 600 when it took him that much time to work at it I know how to play him like I can get him I can get him. This crazy didn't take me that much time No, yeah, he got six only dead left The lifting way you've been lifting your whole life that did butlift is, you know. I talked to it, Rappin' Party called me, it was, my ribs still hurts. Yeah, that's fucking a ass.

You can't keep sticking your finger in the cage, probably not, because he's gonna grab you and he's gonna squeeze you. And he asked for that. All you do is grab him around the ribs. I said that when Shane's car was picking up and squeeze me and he goes, this is 40 seconds. That's too big to you up and squeeze.

Well, he could do that to you. He could do it. If he grabbed you around the ribs do pick you up and yeah, well he could do that to you He could if he go around the same little shame strong and I Bigger than friends. So when a when a guy like that There are guys that can pick you up if you're a regular do you yeah pick up and they can squeeze you kill you until you die Yeah, it's a terrible thing to say out loud and it's a terrible thing for most men who are proud to walk around What what happens to me what happens to me every time people meet me in person they go? You're a way and who are proud to walk around. What happens to me? What happens to me? Every time people meet me in person, they go, you're way better than I thought.

And I'm like, I'm taller than you. That's right. Yeah, Shane's fucking stupid. Shane's stupid. Yeah, whenever I stand next to you, but I feel like you're taller than me. I am taller than you. I mean, you're gonna say like that.

I'm just kidding, but I'm not just kidding. Look at him. Look at Shane there in the locker room. Where? You see him in the locker room? Taking the selfie, no the selfie that that'd be the case I can't see you can't see the bottom the bottom come on That's a dude who had great genetics who also like push it to the line saying that's a crazy body

That's a crazy And you used to spar with him. There's your reason for it. It is hands are slowly going That's so weird dude. They used to spar with him and you just got you guys used to bang Oh my god Just hit each other in the fucking head. Yep nightmare. I don't know look at his fist. I don't know how you did it. I really don't That that's that was prime Can't yeah, dude. How about when did he ever fight can no? What would that have been like in his both prime? I think he would have guessed can, Kane wouldn't have gassed.

He would have gassed. I mean, if he would have connected, he, uh, if he connected with the fucking horse, he would knock a horse. He knocked a bull on. Yeah. But yeah, the cardio could've been his, because Kane, and Kane better wrestler.

Kane would have had his head in his chest and just, different. Shane was more explosive. Shane fucking tough to take down though, man. I bet. That'd been a good fight. Yeah But yeah, I think if it if it went into later rounds it would been tough Look he was beating the fuck out of Brock, but then he just oh they could have stopped that fight

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That's com.com slash fighter. C-A-L-M dot com slash fighter. So somebody snitched on Antonio Brown and said that he actually bought a fake Vax card and turned it into the Buccaneers. It turns out that the person who snitched was his former chef. His Antonio Brown's girlfriend allegedly went to the chef and said, hey, I heard you can get a hold of a bunch of fake Vax cards.

Antonio Brown needs one. And there was a dispute between Antonio Brown and the chef between like $10,000, the chef was fired. So the chef's, that's not because he owed him money. Yeah, the chef says that he found out allegedly that Antonio Brown got ahold of a fake's Vax card and sent it into the Buccaneers. The Buccaneers are saying his Vax card actually checks out. It's normal.

How did you see this Vax card if you guys aren't cool anymore? So people are thinking that the chef is lying Yeah, and then on Antonia Brand goes shit. I even get the booster shot live on TV. Yeah, fuck Oh, I tell you a brown said that yeah, Antonio Brown What are you doing dude? I think it's just this to speed about a $10,000 payment. Yeah How do you do that? If somebody's been vaccinated, you can't. And if you have COVID, you could have the antibodies. Yeah.

In fact, you have more. You have some more. Oh, but, or how can you, well, you're saying, but you're good. It doesn't matter if you go to a, especially in LA, if you go to store, even though I haven't seen you, I've been all over it. No one's stopped me for a vac. But I have it. I've been all over it. No one stopped me for a vac But I haven't I've had I've had it with me at all times. They look they never asked me but But if you showed it like even if you can like I had covered two months ago

I've antivized they don't go fuck you have to prove it Through the card now this QR code or something. There's a database clear clear has a thing can upload your vaccine card in chill like clear for the airport Yeah, they create a whole database I don't know and I know TSAs checking backscars while you're traveling this weekend. It's the first time they're doing it So you just found that out into me. Yeah, I mean I'm back I think they are no one looked at up, but I just found that out into me. Yeah. I mean, I'm a backstain. I got it on the. I think they are. Now I looked it up, Jen.

But I'm watching this travel. Yes, right in here. This is how you. I think it's this week only. Like you go to hell, but it has all the information. And if they scare it, scan it, everything comes off. I think that's the only way you can prove that. You'll really vaccinate.

They just ask me for the card. I show my card. Oh, yeah. I'm not a deer. Poor airports never ask me. I don't know. I don't have like that. I had the card. I went card i'm not the airport's harassing the i don't know i don't have like that i had to i had to card i went to an a mc the other day and they said that i had a card and i had this uh... no we need the actual uh... really

uh... sentry city mall shit did you did you see the fucking did you listen to rogan's last podcast with tristan herrace and that other guy about no he's the ethics officer was the chief ethics engineer for Google, and he just talks about how misinformation, malinformation, like we talk about guns and all that and being ready for China's military, that ain't the warfare you have to worry about. The Chinese and the Russians and other foreign agents who are able to create divisions in our country

based on false information, radicalizing our veterans, for example, who are really good with violence, trying to figure out a way to do that. And not only that, you're pushing people further apart, but the algorithm, we know that human beings tend to gravitate towards something negative. So if you see a negative article saying, I'm clicking on it, you're going to click on it. The problem with that is it happens automatically and it just keeps pushing it gets to the algorithm on YouTube and Facebook does that automatically, right? So it keeps pushing people farther and farther apart. But now China is starting to see that. So with China because they can do shit China goes like this, no, but China goes for there they go

if you're a kid, I think after 10 o'clock, you can't be on TikTok. And oh, by the way, if you are on TikTok, after a certain amount of time, like 50 minutes or something, you can only watch science experiments and other things. Really? Yeah, they're not fucking around. They're looking at a TikTok and social media

for children as a health hazard. China is. Yes, it's a health hazard, which by the way, as a health hazard. China is. Yes, it's a health hazard, which by the way, in a lot of ways it is. No, of course it is. And so you know when you keep scrolling, the guy who invented the scroll thing, it's addictive. It's addictive. They know it is.

Yeah. Now in China, after you do five, there's a pause. There's like a five second pause. And then you do it five more. So they have all these built-in and genius things. And they were like, we're not doing it. Well they so they have all these built-in and genius things and and they were like We're not doing it. Well, so here's the big question YouTube did the dissent but here's the problem the government could help you with this

But if you so if you're against the government intervention You're still being controlled by what corporations? Yeah, who are making a fortune on the fact they can hijack your brain They can they can jack your brain and get tap into what makes you addicted. But even to elaborate on that, be got to remember those, the power companies like Facebook and Instagram who own by the same Mark Zuckerberg, his politics are the thing that are going to be the agenda

on those platforms. So even so if your anti-government, but you're still on social media, those social media, those social media are only allowed access and show what agenda they want to push. So either way it's still a government thing. Well so there are there are there are rebuttal that is actually there's a very very vibrant right wing community that uses social media. I mean they make a fortune doing that. So so but but but they don't but they don't own the platform right

and it does YouTube Instagram Instagram, all that. Well, he also said that. He goes, it's, they may be left, but they also make a fortune off the capitalist system. They're also crushing it. And you're right. Yeah, they're good. Yeah, and they have so much power. But the question is, do you allow government to come in the way they did with network TV?

Yeah. Network TV was regulated by the government. You couldn't have swear words. You couldn't have nudity. There was a standard that's called standards and practices. When I was on mad TV, the standards and practices, when I had to do a thing with a tissue. And I was always like that.

I was doing, I was doing blow. And they were like, the standards and practices said, it looks like he's doing cocaine. We can't have them on TV. So they were like, just act like you have a cold and I had to do it a certain way. So, yeah. But we always have that.

The species. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Okay, so, but there are a lot of people say, ah, you're getting in the way of freedom of speech. But when it affects the health of the young. And it does. Yeah, and we don't know for a fact. Okay, so now, but now you've been a super pro.

But there's a right wing group that says, I'm not letting the government do it, okay, but guess what? It's gonna happen no matter what, right? It's gonna happen no matter what. So those things you're against, it's gonna happen no matter what. Correct. It's already happened.

You're already, don't act like we're not being controlled. You wanna be controlled by Zuckerberg and Bezos and Tim Cook and all those guys. They have a job to do. They're gonna figure something out. You can do that, or you have a standard that the government sets. You know, I'm a pretty, I'm a libertarian kind of guy,

in a lot of ways, but listen, we're getting to a point where what are we gonna do? If this shit is, this is taking to your- You can't be the Wild West. You got to, this is a very difficult- This is how it's going. Like how, so are you happy where we're at right now? Everybody's happy, society's happy, how's suicide?

How's mental health going? Yeah. How's that going? How's addiction, society's happy, how suicide, how's mental health going? How's that going? How's addiction, how's it going? And we know this isn't gonna get better. So you wanna just, I know, I'm with you. Freedom, joy, so that, I'm with you. But how's things going? Are we happy with it?

No? We did it with regularity. It's only get worse, we know that. I think that there are a lot of ideas that could really save us that way and also get So also this information though the idea that you can you are getting bullshit on both ends that is pushing people further Into their hands with ease so Lebron Elbla Brown elbowed him. Yeah Lebron elbowed him. I feel like he's getting on it. I saw this though

Right. Yeah, I saw I think he did it on purpose No, it's like, it was like a backhand. It was like, it was like a backhand. Yeah, it was like, it was like a backhand. Yeah, it was like, it was like, it was like a backhand. It was like, it was like, it was like a backhand. Yeah, it was like, it was like, it was like a backhand. Yeah, it was like, it was like, it was like a backhand. Yeah, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like,

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I don't know, it's on purpose. Oh, that looks like it's on purpose. Go back, go back. Well, I don't think you meant to cut his eye like that. I think you just tried to push him off. Yeah, I think you just tried to push him off. Oh, no, that's a fucking hit, though. Like, I don't think his intentions were like,

fuck, dude, die up. No. But watch, watch on me. Dude, it took so many people to hold him back. Yeah, look at Westbrook Westbrook is ready to fight. Oh bro. No watch. He is again So watch the big man trying to get out Uh-huh all those look at all the the little white guest ran to stop them. Oh, they they start falling because they can't they can't hold on That's a giant man. Yeah, he's very upset what cuz he runs back at them look at him. Oh my god Who's he trying to get all of them he won anybody?

Westbrook was that look at Maddie, but he goes after one more time. Oh really? Yeah, yeah Break free again, huh peace man He goes look at my fucking eye cuz Cause he walks up and he goes, all right, I'll leave, I'll leave. He's all right, cool. All right, cool. He's all right. He's all right.

I'm good, I'm good. I'm good. Hold him back. What's the bronze hands doing here? Are they talking? Are they talking? I don't know what a bronze hands are. I'm gonna be cool with that.

Yeah, let's try. Look at this, yeah. Oh, someone got truff. Yeah, and then what's looking Westbrook. Westbrook. Yeah, wow Feel like Stuart might beat the shit out of LeBron. Look at your breath. He's all I Think LeBron was trying to be cool. I'm like yo, my bad. Let me see. I want to see if he is He broke free into the tunnel. Yeah, you see that was the funniest part where he was like I into the tunnel. Yeah, you see that was the funniest part when he was like I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving, I wouldn't. He's been famous since he was 12. Yeah, I don't think he is. Yeah, he's still competitive though. I mean, he is, but like, he can fight.

Yeah, it's true. I don't think he's trying to fight nobody. Yeah. That guy would have beat the shit on LeBron. Like, that guy's so much stuff in LeBron. Yeah. I can't be casual. There you are in every facet.

I'm not. No, I'm not. Don't say I'm casual with him. Yeah, why do you keep calling casual like this? Yes, those people he's big and strong and he's so I don't talk that way. He's so I don't talk that way I talk like this no, no, I don't like that guy would have fucked up now because I get in grub like the brunt You know like think name the tough guy Name the toughest guy. You know, yeah, he's just too much for you're being treated like a

Would be you know everyone takes care of your dirty work. Yeah, you're not gonna be tough. You're not looking to that guy's hungry That guy wanted a piece of that guy's got worth a billion dollars cut me in the eyes on space jam too, right He's got a lot less news. I think I think LeBron was trying to just push him off LeBron was like I'm a fuck you're beyond here and you go get the fuck off me like no I think he meant I don't think you meant to fuck up as I bet Lorenzo go shit. Yeah, I think LeBron's a really nice guy. Yeah, he's trying to be cool Now if it was Michael Jordan Jordan Jordan when Jordan wouldn't be saying sorry Just be like no well if this is my it was this the early 90s. No one we got a jack yeah

No, yeah, the part of the game. It was crazy how rough that game was it was crazy and how it should be Yeah, like the 90s was not What is old troid and stuff they just beat the fuck out of those guys. What does it get you? We talked about this on blow the belt, but we didn't get to I didn't get to show you this part So this is John Jones claiming that he's sober for 60 days. So here's his post and it's exactly what he says here. Be sober. Mind it. Be watchful.

Your adversary, the devil prowls around like a roaring line seeking someone to devour my family, my life. My career could have been over. I've rather happened in Las Vegas, but God had other plans for me. See, they sobering talent. God had nothing to do with you hitting your wife, my man. A lot of things wrong with this. But so Mike Bond from M.M.A. Junkie, he wrote this.

Is the rest happened for D.A. days ago though? So, even though it's like a couple of days, but it's just kind of like, you know? Yeah. There's just, wait your 60 days days and then yeah, yeah, exactly. It makes me more. Give my goddamn, people are just, and I'm sure everyone can hate women, dude.

Yeah, that's when you lost everyone at that. I mean, so many chances. That was the one that I was talking about. That should be a badass fighter. I'll talk about a woman. I'll talk about John with it. Someone who's very high up in the UFC, he was just like, thinking about how much money that guys missed out on with all the bullshit he's done in his life.

Think about the millions of millions of dollars, the Nike endorsement, the big fights, everything. He's so weird, man. Dude, it's so weird. It's weird. We know so much about it. It's a self-sabotage. It's a major drug.

Self-sabotage. And psychological, he's not. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen way too much intervention, man. It makes him, maybe part of what makes him maybe part of what makes him such a fucking badass is is that same engine yeah what brings you down brings you up you know you know you know I'm pretty damn well didn't you or I don't know that well I may train

well I know I'm not going to lie yeah no but you see I don't know if it's that recklessness that makes him so gifted in the lockout. I think that recklessness is such a cloud on his talent. I think that's not what makes him special at all. It makes him a fucking idiot. I think I would good he would be if he didn't have all that. What is his status now? Where is he?

I mean, who knows? He's waiting for the, I think think the winner of Cyril gone for this So he wants to move ahead of you wait and the fight is getting a little at least definitely moved to heavyweight He's just waiting for the UFC to figure that out and then you've see us figure this shit out what happens with his wife I was gonna say they're gonna silence not pressing charges. Sorry. I don't just go away pretty much Yeah, go away pretty much and you see the video that football player fucking up his wife. Oh my god There was bad. There's like a linebacker. I think for the jets and the Falcons It's a pretty bad one. We don't want to watch on here. I don't want to see it's it's heartbreaking

Yeah, dude he throws her into a TV and then picked slamser body slamser and for another five-year-old child Yeah, oh my god So she records it and my takeaway from it was like, what is she such a badass? Cause she's not freaking out. But then my girl's telling me, I guess on her Instagram, she was like, a lot of people were saying how calm and collected I was.

She goes, trust me inside, I was screaming for help, but I didn't want to scare the kid more. Like if I start freaking out, the baby's gonna work right. She goes, so I was trying to hold it together for the two of bees. Wow. And she said it she's been doing this for a while now. It started. She got pregnant Real piece of shit. What a real piece of shit. And now he's out on base. I don't know So now so now So now it's a it's a terrible video. I don't know. Did you type in chin? No, you didn't knock her out. No, this one here. So now it is

You got Ray Rice. No, no, no, here this one. Yeah, I can't link here. I just don't want to click on it Oh, yeah, so now what happens to him is he out of the NFL? Yeah, it's gotta be right. I don't think I think he's been out So this is law enforcement. Oh, yeah, they arrested them. They caught him hiding at a friend's house in Florida Where is he 30 years old former football. Yeah, he's a running back What a fucking bad guy man And then he just post bail they let him out on the street girlfriend right there. Yeah So he's hurting a family not safe. Yeah, I think is you do that to a woman. They just post bailing you on the street Just fucking insane you you would have a court ordered protection though, you know

You know, that's not some kind of a quarter of the name He's got some kind of an anger issue fucking whatever it is man. Piece of shit. Oh Zero tolerance in front of the kid Not that's a very dangerous man. Wait till I kid grow those men kill. Oh, when you see the weight, what he does to her, dude. It's a very, very bad.

Men like that kill him. I watch shit on world stuff. I saw that as a holy fuck this is bad. And he's fucked. Good luck getting a job after that and everything else. What's he doing? What does he do for a living? I guess he has a pension.

Your own home wants to beat him up. I do too. Yeah, nothing to get me back in the lockdown, but if you give me him, I'll do it. Yeah, yeah, it'd be the fuck. It would beat the fuck. Yeah, Triller can set it up like the fucking like that. Yeah, yeah. I'll be in your corner. Just squeeze him. Just fucking. Not just his box is fucking face up. I don't want to make it quick. I'm not gonna. You want to know lingering, lingering beating. I would throw him like you threw his girl and I just knock him out. Yeah, that'd be cool. I just got you. All right, let's go. Oh, this one, that was awesome. A nine-year-old girl saw her mom get her purse almost snatched and the guy actually pushed her to the ground and she started punching the guy's face.

A little girl, a little nine-year-old girl. Damn, bro. Here's a video of it. You can't see a really bad video, but you'd see her. So they're right here. This guy wants to steal the mom's purse. Oh, it's a fucking... Now watch the little girl come out from this here.

Boom, start punching him in the face. And skiers him off? No. Oh, he got away. But the report says that she chased him for like four houses down, but he got away. The little girl chased him. And the cops, you know, gave her like an award,

and all that stuff to her. That's awesome. That's it, man. They caught the guy, yeah, that's the little girl. A little badass, yeah. That's the little girl. What a doll, that's the little girl. Little badass. Oh cool. She's got like on the far right has your same pants. Oh, yeah. Oh, fuck you. That's similar. You have the same pants. It's very cool. I love the way old dude dressed up. He dressed like a Communist Party official like a Texas. He's like Kim Jong-un.

I got one of his old school, but never was young. He's Chinese Kung Fu movies where the master is wearing that. Oh, I love those fucking pants. Me too. I love those pants. That's it. He's a comfortable man right there.

When you're older, fuck you. Those old shalon movies where the voices are dumb. Yes. Those are the best. How about the poor lady with her eyes closed? Like, could you post a different thing? I need to wear, I need to start wearing sweat tracksuits. Maybe I'll start wearing tracksuits.

Oh my God, bro. You can pull off tracksuits, Brian. Yeah, you can pull off tracks, right? I can, like, I can do this one? Yeah, that's cool. But what do I get? I need help on that. You're black and I'm black.

I can get a blue one. So, some color. Photoshop Steve made another Photoshop of you and this is amazing I think Photoshop Steve don't you normally do Photoshop That's so good dude bro that is so good Wow, that's really good my hair is I was contemplating another hair transplant That'll make three that'll make it daddy said some procedures three procedures on my face Because I got a hair transplant lids. I feel like they're here. They're getting so good. No, that's what I'm saying

I'm gonna go. I know yeah, they're killing a game now would be the time. It'd be kind of cool, right? Hell yeah, dude. How much is the cost, LeBron? I don't know, 13 grand, six grand. Damn. I don't know how much. He has no idea. He's not 13 grand. He did, he had the 90s. I don't know.

I'm not going to turkey your first market. No, they do it here. And rather, the company even offered. The company hit us up and was like, you know, they helped them out. That's a wig one, right? No, they do the turkish thing, but it's here in LA. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna get one. That's beautiful. It'd be fun. Shout out to Photoshop Steve. Yeah.

Yeah. He's amazing. He's really good. He's good. Oh, I need it. But do you have, who do I, what company do I get a tracks to that? That a question a deedis Puma because you wear those a deedis a lot Yeah, you can't wear a Puma tracksuit. Yeah, yeah, but like you do a deedis. Yeah, let me just get you some new song Bus like he has tracksuit. They all make tracks. Yeah, I might be tracksuit guy for a while But like you got to go with the OG. Yeah, if you're gonna do tracks, really? Okay? It's got to be a little loose. Oh Not too loose fit look ridiculous. Yeah, if it was loose Be some run-dips

I got to walk around with a boom box after that. Yeah, no, I'm gonna start doing that I'm telling you that I'm not a suits one of the other, but I think it's gotta be a Superconditioning me that picture yesterday. Oh Joe Joe So Chappelle's all passes Joe Joe no my girl did not give me a whole I give you a whole Joe Joe what was her main hit too little too little too late you know, she's had like two hits, but she's back now She's back now, right? So aren't concerts. now she's got the AMA's on the red carpet that's how to screenshot that uh... should be your girl is poppin tonight so hot yeah my

milk of magnesium yep she's so hot that she pells white brain she just look at her that you know the AMA she's a fabulous singer though really really fucking talented singer. She's gonna press to her about mental health. Why is this poppin up? Yeah. No, she's a whole article. I follow her. I know what she talks about. Is that her thing? Yeah, that's the picture. I screenshot that in sense. a surprise that your girl is brought the heat tonight. Yeah, bangin I know Sorry across yeah, very nice. I remember her like wish feels like this. Krushy good looking at her

No, the way the way she looks like back. Yeah, that was a movie. She's gonna move it. That was a movie Still hot very naughty my pants Brian She's still having. She still looks very nice. Very nice. My pants, Brian. Noddy. Noddy. Could you stop talking about my celebrity crush

like that, dog? Noddy. Noddy. It's Noddy Bar. Look at her. She's a little kiddie. No, she's cute. I'm telling you, type in JoJo mental health, Jim.

I'm telling you, she's not going to a tour of mental health. You didn't even know she was at the AMA, dude, I have to send it to you. There you go, mental health. And then go to New Mexico. Jojo opens up People Magazine. Teen Vogue, Depression, Anxiety. I'm telling you, dude.

She's got a crazy story. What's the story? Well, just like she was science is this regular, and she couldn't make any music for like a long while. She couldn't get out, they locked her down. Yeah. Herred it. That's not a crazy story.

Music for like a while they locked her down. Yeah, heard it That's not a crazy story Will you will when you're a fan of earth's crazy story no Brittany had a fucking crazy story I just took your whole he took your whole it took my crazy story like like Let us have one walk in depth. I'm just saying he's got a little crush on her and he knows what she's killed. No, she got an aunt on your feet. I feel her power and he tries to stop you, bro. I'm not on my watch. Back to now.

He's like Thanos with this shit. That's what it's not. It's nothing. You're just a man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no't get a naughty in your mouth. Dude, come on, this girl. How old is she? Does she be 28? 30 or 31?

Hmm. Yeah. I don't know why I'm going. Yeah, I went, I went and saw her in concert like 2013. I grossed 32. Uh, uh, I do. 30. She is.

But I went and saw her in concert. Big age gap. You think, bro? You were 21. Wait, she's 32? You think? Eeeh. I'm old guy.

And she said to me, we were dating. She goes, I go, I go, I was 40, you'd be out. She goes, if you were 40, I wouldn't let you out of my sight. She goes, I wish you were younger. It was always a case. I wish you were younger. And then we, she's all Brian here,

her time machine. Like what? I guess not pulling dialogue. Do you know what I knew? I knew I was in trouble with her, because I just, my start to fucking really fall for it. But I remember we had a little busy before I had to leave, got a little busy.

I was like, it was like, I don't know, 12th of the day after you're in Italy. And I just, it was, it was special, right? Gain! I just get this text, I get this text. It just says, my fucking man. And I went, oh, I like this text. It just says my fucking man and I went, oh, I like this girl. I remember when you fucking found out a joke. Yeah, because joke, joke. My wife at the time said, I like that girl. I said, well, look at the way she looks at the children. Like she was such a mom before she had kids. Yeah, and you, you know, were you were you were hungry eyes girls like you you had your and you you text me

Just this one thanks you go. I Like Joe pro I don't know where I like Joe pro Why told I told Joe on our first day. I said you know you're meant to have kids. Yeah, she's like what? Yeah, I remember all of it. Yeah, I remember all of it. And then you, she was classy, right? Yeah. And you're like, hey, let's get busy. What, I just gotta know you, but she goes,

she looks, I don't know who the fuck you think I am and I don't know who you're used to dealing with, but this isn't what I'm asking. I hate her. I hate her. What else you got, Jim? Just one more. Yeah.

On this deck, yeah. There's a first time I see this. Dang, man. Take it easy. Bro, man. Bro, man. Two. No, bro, you gotta do this. Yeah No man, we're talking about Seven of moments in our relationship You gotta be Because he's talking about JoJo, he just wants to connect You're talking about the concert

That's how we talk about our girl's propellants. They shit about his gal. Yeah, it's amazing. What do you want to say? I hate this dick from us. Yeah, that's all I wanted to say. I'm a brood by the fuckers. I can't see it.

I can't see it either. You haven't seen it either? Never. And he's on the road with me. I know, showers at weird times. He's that weird kid. No, I can't see it. No.

You have an auntie there, huh? You have an auntie there?? You have an auntie? Yeah, I said that before. Oh, I didn't know. I knew it. Yeah. Why'd you say that? I'm comfortable with saying that.

You're a fuck. So you're uncut. Uncut, yeah. The way God intended me to be. The way God intended me to be. It must be better. Is that what they say? It looks weird on your fuck.

Yeah. Yeah. It looks different. Chintin' your uncircumcised idea? Yeah, I told you this many times. Yeah, I said it plenty of times. That wizard's fucking... Mine looks nice.

Pull it out. I put you out here. You doing pretty well down there? My girl didn't know I was on circumcised when we first had sex. Because the head popped out. They have it to me too. The head pops out so just turned on that time.

It just, it looks like a regular. Yeah, the thing where it does it, it does it. It on it just it looks like a regular When it gets iracked Yeah, you don't know the difference. Yeah, it has a turkey Right there's more there's yeah, that's thickness to just letting you know as a thick. It has a slinky on it's nice People call you guys get any leaders over there. No, no, yeah, you guys don't I was born in career though So most time yeah, you're most of our most Asians on my I'm the only one out of all my siblings and my brothers that here's a pound of that Is everybody know why?

Why if you're for example Muslim or your Jewish you get circumcised? Yeah, it's a religious thing. No, you get circumcised? Because the religious thing, no. Do you know where it comes from? No, it's really weird. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. It's so old school. I don't want to circumcise my kids.

So it became, when I was growing up, like a lot of now, the reason Christians in the United States got circumcised was there was an idea that it was healthier, that it led to less infection and all that. Since I think debunked that, but it's like self-cleaning like a pool. But it was primarily in Nazi Germany. They make you pull your pants down. If you were circumcised, you were a Jew, you went to the concentration camp, right?

So even if you said had blonde hair, you had to show that one of the ways. Did you take out? But why is it? So it's from the Old Testament. It's so weird. And Moses showed his subservience to God by cutting his penis. And we still get that out. Just look it out. But now, I don't even think it's a religious thing.

Now, when they do it, it's because in porno's, when you grow up, the dicks are never. They never have hoods on them. Effer. Very rarely. Right. But they. So now it's more like a rabbi. Horns when you grow up like the dicks are never they never have hoots on them ever very rarely right But but they now it's like more like a rabbi rabbi commits the the the it's still it commits well now to Filipino nerds But yeah, but did it cost a seven hundred ninety dollars to cut our shit

But that's why that's why the rabbi I think he called is called the Boyle it's such an old school tradition. It makes no fucking sense Like God gives her reason was enjoined upon the biblical patriarch Abraham I'm sorry his descendants and their slaves as a token of the covenant Concluded with him by God for all generations and everlasting covenant I'm gonna cut my dick as a as a subservience. So Abraham thus his commissar by two Judaism and Islam of the Abraham How insane is that that's fucking crazy It makes no sense it well

It's it's from the Bible where I'm my girl got the biggest fight about out of my out of my out of my Washington Won't no I didn't want him to get some sense because I know it's this old school bullshit. Oh, got it I don't believe in it out of out of my subservience to you. I will cut my For what I will not and that crazy don't you wish you got a hood? I wish I got a hood? I wish I had a little fucking ram area. I don't know. I grew up just knowing.

Most people that I, you know. But such an old school thing, like makes no sense to cut the, God made it for a reason to have a hood. Chin, that happened to be though. I hooked up with a girl and she asked for her, later on she asked for her dick pick. What? Yeah.

And then I said to her, she goes, you're a dick pic. What? Yeah, and then as soon as she goes, you're not circumcised? I was like, yeah. Oh, you didn't move back the night and tried an armor? Yeah, I mean, but it was, I mean, it was darn it. You sent it with the antider? Yeah, why not? You did really?

Yeah, I just want to show you all of this. Yeah. All right. It's supposed to be cleaner with the hood on it. I heard the opposite. Yeah, people, that's just so lame. It's what, look it up. You can see it, it is.

It's like, it's like, It's like to clean the inside. It's like washing it. It's like washing your armpits or something. It's like, yeah, it's normal. But you do have to clean it, because it'll be. Yeah, you have to clean your dick regardless.

Yeah. You don't clean your dick normally, right? You don't show dinkily right? You have to clean it. No, no, it's not like this like flat. It's just like, it's like that. That's it. I've seen a lot of uncircumcised.

No, I'm sure there's like crazy ones. Yeah, I'm sure guys have bigger hoods than others. Yeah, but my, there's some big hoods out there. Is it straight up in there? Straight up in there. It just closes down. A wizard's, nevermind. I'm not gonna read it, right?

My computer all burn, so many viruses already Come on, come on. Let's see an uncock Lea on cut Let me go to another browser. It'd be a good only thing That sounds like a that sounds like a porn parody of on-cut gems on cut cock Wait, let's go so uncut peanut on circumcised penises. Yeah, just on sir large Uncircuit size on circumcised penises. Yeah, just on circumcised penises. Large on circumcised penises. And you put on circumcised.

That's cock, you'll get some serious. Large on circumcised penises. Can we do like a pros and cons? There you go, buddy. There you go. Spill penises wrong. I called on circumcised wrong. Here we go.

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Stevie That one there this is download free gay college man You see the one with the hair on it Hair on this one no no that's a big two. This one? No, no, no, one more over. One more over to the right. To the right. To the right. Yeah, that one. That's the one that download gate college thing, though. No, I know. You don't click on download. I'm just saying, let's say, uh, Congratulations on that. That's fun. It just looks like you got eaten at the top.

It looks like it's missing something. Yeah, it's like a song like you got bit off. You don't see a lot of it. Do you? I think it's better to have that. Yeah, that's that route.'t want to look at that guy so we can shake his hand this got just normal Yeah, but there you go. Oh my god I saw Do you have is an old dude? It was an old dude doing Wait, I want to see a block. I haven't seen a black person on circumcised before I've never knew I All dude, it was an old dude doing something to it. Oh, okay. We're good, right? We're good. Wait, I wanna see a black, I haven't seen a black person

on circumcise before. I've never knew, I know what I was thinking. Yeah, it's a thing. Yeah, it's a thing. Oh, there you go, right here. All right, I'm good. We can get all the stuff. That's a heavy rod.

Congratulations. That one's like, it's like a turtle. What's wrong with that one? Yeah, that one. Something's weird. This one's more weird. It's just a is big there's some big That was encased in a big skin right more that's a piece there's like two different ones two different penises God damn

Congratulations on it. Okay, are we go with this? Yeah, the circumcised stuff is it should you just start and we ever had a podcast We're didn't end at least in some dick talk. I don't know how we got here and all and then it's the way I was you know because you've never seen this piece and then I said I bet he's on the circumcised and you said yeah I've said that before which is new to me. I said yeah me and Chen talked about it on the pod. I had a part. That's not on his episode. No, I'm talking about here. Oh my, his episode. Well, or King of the Sting.

Does he get Ashied? Like, do you have to lotion it? Yeah, I get Ashied with a fucker. Okay, whoa. The dick does? Yes. I don't get Ashied. Yeah, I get Ashied with a dick.

I get Ashied with a dick. Yeah, I get Ashied with a dick. Yeah, a little bit. You have to lotion it up. Yeah, bro. I thought it doesn't self lubricate too though Isn't that what the trunks for self-looping? No, it's literally just like your skin. It's there's nothing special and every time you gotta go I

Choose one it's like you guys have antlers. You know like I don't know. I don't have antlers a man can't ask questions You can ask questions. Yeah, you know, yeah, not all right. Well, don't have any of that. A man can't ask questions. You can ask questions, yeah. You can let him know. Not a lot. Well, I'm on circumcised. And you are circumcised. I'm on circumcised. And Chappelle Backflip on circumcised Lacey, we're bringing our big dicks to Everett Washington, Everett Theater, one not only this Saturday, November 27th,

then Dania Florida, which is Fort Lauderdale, improv out there, December 3th through January 1 1st bringing the new year with your thick friends and She fell as big on circumcised Dixon Be the bolt shows fantastic. He's into a backflip and get it out December 3rd I'm at the laughing spree comedy that he's in Florida more than I would lie out a little bit too much But that flights too far a little too much and then can can city Missouri improv December 17 or are we doing depending then who knows you never know I have to get never know Oklahoma City Oklahoma breakdown comedy. I wish I was bringing new years in in Oklahoma City It's one of my family favorite club really. Oh, yeah, wait. I can't wait for you to meet that security hard December 30

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