The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 749: God is Good

Episode Date: November 25, 2021

The guys pressure Bryan to get TRT and a hair transplant, and talk plastic surgery, Brendan's potential cheek fat removal, Stevie Blue Eyes refusing to work out without mirrors, Kyle Kuzma getting roasted for his crazy sweater, a crazy fan tackling Seth Rollins, Biden messing up a teleprompter read and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chin. What's up? Oh, you're born. Chin's down with his fucking neck problem. That hurts. You know, we have heard about it. This is a tiger thing. It's not so good.

You're about to get your neck problem. Yeah, we haven't. Still there. Still there. Still exist. There's nothing new to report yet. Yes, hey yo You started something man this growth You started something rose. I got dudes messaging me talking about a team on circumcised. Yeah Yeah, no, not just five. No, it's like a girl. I don't want I don't want to be a brother. Why not you have it?

Yeah, have it, but I don't need to beat I don't need to bound with people like this like hey man But shepal there are circumcised men trying to grow their foreskin back. They want what you have They're trying to grow it. Yeah, they're you who stretch their like the skin on their penis try to Regrow it for shit like that Too busy for that. Well take it easy. You can send me multiple pictures. Yeah, you always send to your daily Too busy. No, he sent me pictures and you know what I love to think about so I I answered the first one right it was funny I first went okay, and then I put lazy though because it was a lazy picture because you see the tip You see the tip of it. He's in a robe and it's speeder out and it's just as thick

And he sends another one nothing's better when you don't answer because it's like okay Well, it's just Too heavy and it's just late. I put lazy was the one where it's dancing. No, this is new. This is yesterday. Oh Bro come down. Hey, but what's for when I get bored man? You know I'm bored when I do start doing that stuff Yeah, I start talking to you about dumb shit. Yeah, and I don't entertain like I'll like text him I like hey another thing about and you're like No, I'll be like hey, do you think Kobe could beat John Jones?

I'll just look at it Hey, but hey, no, I'll get you for a while Well, you get because I'll see if something you have something some actual talk about. And then when it turns into fight talk, I'm like, oh, I'm out. Or Dick's. Hey, Chin, what's the, is there more people on circumcised than circumcised? Oh, let me ask that question.

I think you did Chin come here. 100% more people on circumcised. Everybody in China is on circumcised. Everybody in the Asian world essentially. Confirmed. Except for Philippines. With its combination, communities, and not these things. Yeah, unless you are Catholic or Christian,

it's very common for you to be on circumcised. Most of India is probably, I think of you. Well, the rate of circumcised is drop, probably, that's probably 80% of males, 35% are on circumcised. 80%. You guys are the minority. Look at that.

They're the minority. They're the minority. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to have a boy. What do I do? I don't do it? Why would you do it when you think about it? It's just all like for for looks that's all Dude you're cutting a piece. Let's talk about it. You're cutting a piece of your baby's skin off these Religious reasons. Yeah, that's not even no Simon, he's not religious. You're just doing it. If you're religious, then you have an argument. Then you have an argument.

Whatever, religious. It's gotta be painful. It's gotta be scary. Excuse me. And then the doctor goes, no, we give him sugars, then they're had it and that takes their mind off them. Like, bro, you could give me math. And if you cut my dick, I'm gonna feel it, dude.

Thank you. Oh, and what baby told you this? You fucking scum, man. There's dudes that do it as adults. They'll get it done. I knew a guy who did it at 16. He really did right after. He what?

He was ready to get out. He was ready to get out. Yeah. There are people that pierced their cocks. I mean, we know this stuff. Yeah, but honestly, I get cooler cocks. Yeah, like if you're self-conscious about it, I get it. But I feel like in two on 21, like, I told you me,

my god, you're a straight fight fight about it. I don't, I don't, I don't, I feel you wanted to on 21 like I told you me my god straight Fight fight about I don't yeah, I don't you want to leave it 100% I don't the what yeah, what? Cut my kids some kids lose their penises because of it right? Reflection I mean just even like a point one percent chance. Yeah, but still no But either way, I mean, but I'm with it I have to say though as a guy who's used to seeing uncut cops See that's a problem That's the problem But it but it's a porno to like right you know, we were right there

Why the uncut dude the uncut dude don't get no jobs You never see it never see it. Yeah, you never see it. They get work. I would have had no work I don't get no, yeah, you never see it. Bigger work? I would have had no work. Oh yeah. That's just not a, Steve, Steve knows. Yeah, it's not good, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, or like a man like takes, takes out of it, let's say like big noses with like frowned upon a religious thing. Okay, so I came out of big nose. Would you give him a nose job off the bat? I know, it's fucking insane. My son's ears are literally like he could jump off a building and go out to the ground, right? He could. Yeah. He got some big dude. His ears

and I know I know a kid who got his ears pinned, but I'm not going to pin my sons here. What do you mean? You can know they can snip it. They can snip us so they fall back. Yeah. Oh, no. A lot of people do that. But my sons ears are just he looks like, you know, because he's so much of the way you're in. Now I will say this, have had a daughter and she had a fucking bee on her. I like 16, I'm like, all right girl, this is what we're gonna do. You would? 100%.

And if she wanted it? Yeah. That's why surgery is it, right? Dude, as a female, if you got that fucking... My life check. My good life check. That penguin, we gotta take care of it. Yeah, it's like you gotta...

You just got it. It's not uncommon for girls at 16 to get nose jobs. Not at all. A lot of care of it. Yeah, it's like you gotta... You just got... I'm uncommon for girls at 16 to get nose drops. Not at all. A lot of girls do it. You're saying it's common? Yeah, it's very common for girls to get nose drops before they turn 18.

I'm not going to achieve a 16. Listen, I know it's 2001 and everybody matters. Listen, I get all that. I'm with you. But at the end of the day, that girl's so self-conscious and good looking people just get farther in life. She's science. You know, if you're a female,

that's not such a good example of a nose job there. I know, it's a tiny one. Now, there's times they can fuck more. Well, her nose sucks a little bit. She was like, blossom. It's tough nose. Well, that's, oh, that's, she needed it. No, that's a grown woman.

Her eyes are cool. Yeah, she's got pretty eyes. How about that? You do. Like if your son's on the left there, would that fucking big face? Ain't no role with that. I mean, that's not good.

I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but if you wanted it, well, there you go. That's it, there you go. There you go. That's, that's an inch. She looks like Jared Lennon and that Gucci movie. On the left and on the right.

She looks like a normal human being. It's a different. Jared Lennon and their Gucci movie. She does. Bring on the right, she looks like a normal human being. It's a different one. She's a little with her Gucci. She does. Bring that up, Jim. Bring that up. But if you have a female, they're super self-conscious about it. Men and women always do have done this.

I mean, nose jobs have been around for a lot. Guys getting those jobs? Oh, for sure, dude. You have to get a fucking can in on you, dude. It's not fun. Although they say women are attracted to men with big noses really yes, that's come from a guy with big nose But that's what I've Strong jaws and big eyes holy fuck yeah, where are we doing stuff? Yeah, God bless now

Who's anxious on the right there? Oh, damn she's from high school me his goal You know who had a nose job? It's so distracting. It's such a shame. I think- My good dad's? No, he's dead, you know?

I'm talking current shit. But you know who had a nose job where she got a done, you can clearly see, she pays attention to social media and it affects her, especially her mental space, Cardi B. Cardi B, you see your host of the Emmett, the main thing? I haven't seen it, but I've heard that she had- It's such a shame, like she was such a character, like, off she said, worked on her body, I'm see your host of the Emmett? I haven't seen it, but I've heard that she had a short conversation.

Like, she was such a character. Like, off she said, worked on her body. I'm a super fan of it. But, no, not there. There's gonna be one that's not like this. That's her nose on the left, which is. Oh, damn. Yeah.

But no, that's not a good idea. Go back, Jen. They did it from the AMAs though. Go back to where you were. AMAs. No, just go back. So it looks like it up there, right? Wherever you were.

I mean, look at our nose right there. That's terrible. Look at that. Going down, go down. Where? Right where she has that hair right there. Look at that. That's a problem. This one?

Yeah, I don't like that look. Oh, the hair. Oh, yeah. That's the new nose. Yeah, that's the one. But it's so distracting. She's even had more done than that. It's such a bummer, man.

She's so beautiful. I know she is beautiful. There, I like her nose. Me too. I love that. Go to the AMA, Chin type in it. That's how she looks now, right there. No.

Promise. Where do you got it? She like kept doubling down, kept doubling down. I'm sure it's a dick. It's fine doctor You find a doctor and maybe it's such a shame cuz you such a gorgeous girl bad teeth, right? Yeah, she's to have bad teeth and then she got the nearest on and then you know it's said about bad teeth She goes they go why don't you do your teeth before she was like oh cuz I was worried. I won't be able to suck dick the same Good answer. Yeah, good answer good answer I won't be able to suck dick the same. Good answer.

Yeah. Good answer. Good answer. Good answer. You know who got plastic surgery and does not look anything like she did before? Have you seen Michelle? K Michelle?

K Michelle. She's a singer. Before and afters, you would not recognize her now. Really? I mean, number one's Kylie, don't I mean, that's the same. And there was a girl, her baby doesn't look like it. This is the before and after. Oh wow. Oh my god. See, without a mothana. That's what that's. She got there was I curl her baby doesn't look like it's like oh wow Oh my god see without a mufana that's it's got great work back

The front that's it's past yeah that's fucking impressive. Oh, yeah, you know how they get your jaw like that? Shave it down fillers. They know the shave it down fillers. What do you mean a lot of fillers? Yeah I thought I thought it was I thought it's actually they can do that with fillers so they can they they actually Should stuff in there. They don't yeah, so they create the jawline right here We'll fill in and they put fillers in your chin so it gives you that like kind of credit I thought I was like no that's right to but but I found out and they do that with your cheeks So you'll see this and you'll see this you look like don't be surprised if I come in Chiseled first of all look at how nice like black matter you'll see this and you'll see this. You look like, don't be surprised if I come in. Chuh, chuh. Chissled.

Chizzled. First of all, look at how nice it's not a quagmire. My, my, my, my, your, your, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my the stomach? I was like, huh, just, who said this? My aunt, I was like, just do it. Yeah, just woke up like this. Yeah. Look at this crack, man, that's a jaw. That's me. That's gonna be your jaw. Okay, I guess a jaw.

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Get started today. Well, like Mike, my girl's friend who she's her best friend, she just had a fucking, you know, she had a, she had a potato for her nose, man, it was distracting. And then she saved up her money, she still make a ton of money, saved all her money, went to the top doctor and Beverly Hills and got the nose job done. Dude, it is worth it. Oh, life changing, she broke up with a boy from the next day. Yeah. He's just some regular dude and now she looks like a dime. She's like, bitch, oh, no, I'm at a different level now.

I'm letting him. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, it's different. Yeah, I'm a wealthier dude. Yeah, it's real different. She's like, oh, see you, dude. Yeah, yeah. Your nose actually changed a lot because of getting punched.

Yeah, I used to have like a, like a kind of pointy, sharp pointy nose. Look at Brennan's nose beforehand. I'm turning into fucking joy. What a joy for tone for fucking insane You've had a lot of work done and but in that so that would be that no. Oh my god my nose there That would be yeah, that's when I met you dude. Yeah, you used to be super crooked. You that jawline, bro That's still there Well that jaw line. Yep, you are skinny. You got a skinnier face. Yeah, I got skinny

You are skinny, you got to skinny your face. Yeah, I got to skinny your face. Oh, 100%. Yeah, big time. It's nothing a little guashaw when it's fixed. What's that? It's a thing where you basically help drain the lymphatic fluids from your face. So you basically rub your face and then it gets slimmer.

So it doesn't look like chunky. You don't have to. Because everyone who eats when you get inflamed, you have a lot of lymphatic fluid built up. So girls use this like Chinese technique where you will like massage your face and that fluid goes away, which then sharpens your jawline naturally.

Oh, I don't know why Stevie has not always had a beard. He was a fan of special forces here. Right, I love the beard. Hey, Kat, where do I get that? Oh, you can get, oh, I'll send you a link. And does it come back though? You just do it like every time. You do it, I do it every single night as just like a nightly routine.

Oh, but I get massage my face every night. Yeah, you can. You can't have a procedure to do these things. Never doing that. But yeah, you do this like once or twice a night. A bunch of girls do this. It works. I think I'm beyond that.

I don't think I have something that helps like your face. I check play twice this today. It's fine. The guashot twice. You get a whole little water in your face? The sodium, just loads your face. And you just get older, you know, whatever. Things like that. But you think that works, Kat?

It works for me. You're yelling at a tight screw. Look at this girl. Look at how little, if this is really. It's a lot of it, it's like the bloating, the inflammation. It doesn't change the shape of your face. I heard you can get a procedure done where they go inside the mouth and cut out the fat.

That's what the Kardashians and the Hades do, where like lot of them will have kind of like baby like chubby face. Yeah, like that. And then they take the fat out and suddenly you have like a crazy bone structure. That's what I want to do. But do you have to go under for that? I don't be an entity. I think you do. I feel because it's your face.

Ten years from now you're going to be able to grow tissue and we're going to have a very different conversation. Well, I don't want to grow tissue on my face. I'm going to take the fat. Like a crispy teagant has happened. We're going have a very different conversation. Well, I don't want to go tissue on my face. I'm gonna take the fat. Like, uh, I'm gonna go to the tissue and we're gonna be able to work with you on the screen. Chrisie Teigen, but Chrisie Teigen also was in the news because she got a eyebrow hair transplant recently. She did nothing right.

Anything she post, she gets lit the fuck up. Yeah. Because she told me to keep it. There's a hair transplant. You should be a person. You should be a person. Yeah, a person. She's a piece of shit.

And then she's just so like out of tune. Like she, like she was's like I know I'm canceled But what's up guys? Here's my squid party and everyone's like what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, she's bullying that girl for fucking ever She's trying to be all nice about it. Yeah, just what a gross thing. I'll look into fucking massage my face though Try to do it for two weeks and see if it helps. Every night though, I'll be like, helping your head to the old trick.

And I swat her. Probably gonna do it for you. Nah, why not? It'll be fine. It will be on that day. You do it, right? No, I used to, I tried it. It just did.

Your face is, what I would do is when I had to make up, when I was doing goberks or school, I would of course drink two bottles of wine that I before eat all the sodium. I've always been able to eat whatever I want. Problem is your face looks like a fucking balloon. Like the other day, remember when you came in,

you go, are you kidding me? That's what I was gonna be loving. I would be all swollen and I tried, I was like, all right, I'm gonna start dunking my head and holding my face in ice water. Doesn't really work. No, it happens. It's really, it's like, you're in there.

You still swollen your eyes, like frozen. Yeah. No, but I think we're beyond that, dude. I think we need going for a two for one. All of your faces, isn't that fat? No, I haven't. Should, yeah. No, not chiseled.

He has a good jawline. No, what we should do is see if there's a doctor who would take the fat of my face and give you a hair thing. Ooh, well, I wanna get, I'm thinking about, I mean, I'm going to the knife one more time. Yeah, I think so. Right?

Yeah, it's getting worse, you know this. I know, because I stopped taking my propitia, which I gotta get off. You said that for five years. I get back on the propitia, you still have for five years. But propitia, it only, it helps what you have. Nah, but it's not gonna make it thicker. But if I, if I go,

like my face and your hair We're we're beyond like one more like him's or like we just one more hair transplant I especially with two on twenty one science and shit technology. Yeah, they got all Feel gets it done like once every fucking month Feel he does he just does it. Yeah, he's scared to lose his hair So he's getting up he gets from the back and into the front you He just does it. Yeah, he scared to lose his hair. So he's getting up from the back and going to the front. You got that strong hair. Yeah. Yeah. You're shit. Yeah. Yeah. Your hair lines like J. Shob losing his hair. Yeah. He took his hat off. He's got my hair on the road. I'm going to go down. Yeah. You guys are the same. He might

even be. Oh, yeah. His is back. But so is my dad's. My dad's hair stays like my dad's not bald. It's just back. It's like it's, we're seeing that. I think he had a full head of hair. Full set of hair, but he has the widows to pick where it's all the way back here. Like he salutes like this. Your dad is good genetics. Yeah. Yeah.

Strong guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I need to figure out how to get fat sucked out of my face. I mean, you can try that natural thing, Kat. I think you have what's called edema. You hold water in your face. It's fat.

For example, this is what it did to Bella Hadid's face after she had that surgery to get the fat out of her cheeks. That's Bella Hadid. Okay, so what I hear is that's not what they do. Again, they are putting fillers in her cheek. Yeah, I'm talking about the fat in her cheeks. This is lying right here. This is something in look.

Or she just starving herself. Which I'm not gonna do I'd rather have a fat face again. I'm beyond all that stuff guys. I love that you're honest with yourself Yeah, here's the other thing they do they pull your eyebrows up. So they do this. Yeah, I brought threads Yeah, they pull this up so your whole your fucking head is up like that and now your eyebrows naturally do this So the first thing to do with a lot of girls, if you see their eyebrows, they're down like that. That girl right there, you see the one of the- That's the same.

Bellahadede, yeah. Wow, I didn't know Bellahadede had that kind of, that's a crazy transformation. Yeah, that's a billion, I did. Yeah, you can buy looks, I'll tell you that. How you know all this surgery stuff? You know a lot of this. Because he's had it done, Chappell.

Oh, because I got to do some of this. Because I got to do some of this. Let's all just be real. How many procedures that. Oh, Liz! How many of these will this be? How many procedures include the skin? We're talking several procedures. How? Excuse me, hold on. I thought it was excuses.

No, excuse me. Two hair plants. Sir. Two or three hair plants. One hair transplant. I got two. I swear on my life I have one hair. He had the lids done, he had the skin done.

Oh, no. Excuse me. No, I didn't have skin to rass it. I had my lids done. Oh, yeah, I forgot. I had my lids done. And by the way, I asked a bunch of questions. I was fascinated about how many people get the work done. I had my lids done and by the way I asked a bunch of questions I was fascinated about how many people get to work done. I was just fascinated with the

process. I got to know the plastic surgeon. But I've never had when you have a when 70 goes and they burn it off with with with I with dry eyes. Yeah. That's not a procedure. That's just 100% of this. It I if you have a sunspot, you have to burn off that part so you don't get skin cancer. That's all I'm doing. Yeah, sure. So you get on your arm. How long it takes?

Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh. That fast. But then you do the arms. Doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh, doosh. That's a procedure. That's a procedure. It's not a procedure. That is.

You have to weigh in to a doctor to get done. It's not the same, bro. You can't count that. It counts. No, because I'm in and out. You're getting some, I don't care. But how long you was there? I'm not going on. Kiley's like me too. Yeah, me accounts. No good. I'm in and out you get some I don't okay Kiley's like me to yeah me to three minutes it's not even like Botox. Yeah, in and out That's not a procedure. I never had bones over an hour. Okay, get it in there over now. No, it's like it's look like what Now go to your arms now good your arms. Yeah, keep going

Yeah, that was a lot. That was a little longer. That counts as a procedure. Dude, you've had four. I'm having, I have skin cancer, you know, I don't, but that's a medical procedure. No you did, cause you don't like the spots on your face. It's a medical procedure. You say people get rid of freckles.

I'm with you dude. It's sunspots. It's got a mole. It's sunspots, man. That's not a procedure, you can't call it a procedure. I count. I had my lids done. I had two plastic surgery things. My lids in my hair transplant.

Lids is the biggest thing you've done. But the hair transplant didn't take. I don't know if you know that. Well, you did in the 90s. Why bad hair for it? So what the guy said is that he goes, you're scouts very tight and you don't have good hair for them. And you still went through it. So it didn't really, it didn't really take so much.

Do you have that scar like Rogan? Yeah, you do? No, you don't, let me see. By the way, yeah. You can't see it. It goes like, oh yeah, if you shave your head completely, you see it. It's all the way.

Rogan's is lower. I thought, I thought something happened when he had like three, but now, now they take one follicle at a time Yeah, she can Kelly's had a few done. He's is really good He has No shit, he didn't want to get in the town for sure Are you you got good hair when it goes that I get like a widow's peak But there's nothing you do about that

Is it gonna lighten the top or no? I got like a widow's peak. But there's nothing you do about that. No, you can put a problem. You can put it there. Is it gonna lighten the top or no? No, I think it's fucked. I have what he does. That's how it goes in like that. Yeah, I'm gonna get it done right here. Look at him on the right. He's a dime piece, but I think it takes better

when you do it younger. That's why Theo does it. Not that young, but. He's a second guy. Yeah, machine young kid. I saw machine guns from Colorado. No, he's from Ohio. He's not a second guy. Yeah, machine gun. I'm so why not get it? I'll start machine guns from Colorado. No, he's from Ohio. He's not though.

Born and raised in Colorado to his 14th and then moved to Ohio and his 14th. So he's a white boy. Yeah, but he's from Colorado. We claim him. Yeah, Piven's is fantastic too. And Jamie Foxx. Oh, Jamie Foxx.

Yeah, I don't see why you women's the best of all time. Piven's is getting. Piven played Georgeastanza on sign Phil Our boy our boy Logan Paul looks like he's Is he here? Yeah, he sees losing's here. No Actually a while back. Oh the for it area. He does do that thing where yeah He's so rich to you know we have that money. I don't know why you't do it. I don't know why everybody would get a crazy expensive isn't it? No, I'm still holding out on on TRT formal

Take granted for like to change your life like that. Yeah, have good here Fuck if you're not on TRT and getting your hair done. I don't know what you're doing What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? You're the most well-known artist. What are you doing? What are you doing? Steve, Steve, you're not gonna optimize?

Yeah, like what are you doing? What are you doing? You're not gonna be the best person possible. Steve, go to the Onachim, and I love that functional fitness shit I'm doing. And Steve is looking at me and he goes, he goes, there are no mirrors here? I go, well, maybe over there, he goes,

all right, so he's kind of like trying to look around. And I'm like, you wanna do it in a joint in a class? He goes, nope. And so I go, this guy goes, all right. So he's kind of like trying to look around. And I'm like, you want to do it in a class? He goes, nope. And so I go, the guy goes, let's start with some jump rope. Well Brian didn't really stretch out. I had to show that night. I pulled my cab so badly that remember the guy had to ride that and he rolled it out and he saved me.

He saved me. I was like, I don't think I can't walk. I can't message. And he rolled me. And I pulled, you would be better. I guess it was a cramp. It was a cramp, right? I felt like it was a, fucking pole. You would be better. I guess it was a cramp. It was a cramp, a cramp. I felt like it was a, but it was a twer cramp.

Yeah. And he rolled it out and you were better. Yeah. Yeah, it's a cramp. Don't say that. You pull, you know, it's going to roll out of pole. Yeah, you lie. That's fine.

Okay, it was a cramp. You know what you're talking about. But it hurt. He can't be hurt. He can't see stuff. No, it's the worst when you're cramp. Oh, but then he rolled it out. The worst. I thought I was done. No, it's the worst when you're cramp. Oh, but then he rolled it out the worst. All right. I thought I was done The word you know who else is losing their hair is Bradley Martin. Yeah

Damn, dude. Yeah, I wouldn't see why he wouldn't get it done like just get he's got you know, yeah He looks like Joe Pesci from home on the right burns. They oh, yeah, he took his half like damn Joe Pesci Yeah, I feel like it's okay though because he can he can hold he can I feel like it's not a big deal I don't know like with one hand. I don't like Jay doesn't do it to it. Yeah, he doesn't look like buzzed right That's what I think he looks great there. Yeah, he wears hats. It's usually telltale Simon. He wear hats all the time I wear it all the time. I do too though, but I'm roll my hair I wear hats all the time, but I just it's a beast to do my hair I like him back then when he was thinner when he's

Yeah, you know like I was all big now It's a beast to do my hair. I like him back then when he was thinner You know like guys all big now It's going yeah, yeah, he spends his money on fashion You like since I'm for you fancy God. Yeah, oh Japanese damn look at barely around the far left. There's pie 13 or Yeah, still young he looks Oh boy That look really no I'm what I find impressive about him is he's so fucking athletic and strong his ability to dunk a basketball

He's just got crazy power crazy power. You see him dunk a basketball, how easy it is for? Yeah, he's a freak. He's just like, whoop, boom. You sweep him. You see when he jumped up to his truck? He sweeped him though. You just sweep him. Yeah.

No comment. There's a, like, I feel like we do like a three for one type of thing, like you, Jay, Bradley, like all you guys go together. All right. And then between your guys social media, like what company would be all over that? I'd do it. Yeah. I'll do it in the heartbeat. Even even do three weeks. Hey, you always know that. I always say that. Why? Don't say it. And don't say

like it's a fucking a good idea. Yeah, don't go three weeks I would rip your wig off Like a world star street fight with two black girls their wigs are always the first Weaved up. I'd weave it in there you go. That's gonna hurt. Yeah, you can do that This is shit. My hair is getting shit. It's terrible and even here. I got it Can I wonder if I can get here? No, yeah You're just waiting for the wheels to fall off like you are with It's too late and they're gonna you're gonna go to get a TRT you're gonna be 60 and they're gonna go cool You should have been here 20 years ago He's right like what you're on you have to stay on though, right?

Who gets you shoot once a week? You don't have five minutes and you also don't have to stand there's other like Right are you really gonna do it though? But I feel good. As they're giving you the motivation to say. I work out enough so that I get sore. If it's gonna help me not be a sore and recover better, yes. This TRT, do you want to, don't you want to, don't you want to shoulder?

Yes. Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't that be nice? What's like a chest for a shoulder? Yes. Can you imagine, how much is'm a shoulder? No, this is hidden behind with that.

Damn. Like, do you not want a chess? Because you can feel great, but like it's still, it doesn't matter how you feel. It's only of symptoms. Right, one of the ways to stay there. Okay, stay there. Stay there.

Dude, if you got a TRT and some fucking wig, it's guys from the... Nah, I'm sorry, not a wig. If we got TRT and some fucking wig, it's guys from the... No, I'm sorry, not a wig. If we got TRT, here, translate, where we want to call it. I'm gonna look good, man. Yeah, it's me. You look really good, really. You're really fucking...

Alright, I'm gonna do it. Alright, just killing it. You're gonna do it. Get me the kid again. You know what I'm just fine. I don't want to fuck up my endocrine system. I feel like that's what it does. No, it doesn't.

It's fun. You'll still have it. Oh, that's fine. Yeah, you'll probably have more. Yeah. fine. Yeah, you probably have more. Yeah. You're not gonna have a Wes. Yeah. You digs me raw card all the time. It is now, right now.

Yeah, you say your testosterone is like, I woke up this morning with a dick that could cut a diamond. Nothing about that. That would blunt its claw. Yeah, and I'll think about even more, even more. Like, do you not want more? Do you not want it to be an ice cream? You might have a hard life.

Yeah. Hey man, is this your question? Look, I got something in the car right now. I don't know if you put a wheel in your butt. Yeah. Your butt. I don't know. God, we've sat like that.

You don't know what I mean. You don't know what I mean. I don't know why Chim doesn't get on it too. Yeah, I'm gonna get on it. That's why I didn't know you were on it. Stevie, I would actually ask you a question. We'll also work out though. I know. But like,'m gonna get on it. That's why I didn't know you were on it. Stevie, I would actually ask you a advice. I was supposed to work out though. I know.

But like, I think I had to work on. If you just do test shots from when I work him out. No, of course I'm gonna help. It's a little motivation to work out. Cause I went, when I got tested the doctor, I was like an anomaly cause my test was so low. And the guy was really, normally a low is low. He's a little fuck you.

Low is 300, I was 106. What? Holy fuck. And the guy, that's what he said, he was he was just like what is going on here's like what do you do for like six? I was one oh six had you not blow your brains out. Well, he was like are you tired? I was like all the time I see for 12 hours a day, and I'm still like and then he just equated to he was like So what do you been doing for work? I was like I I used to be a porn star, he was like, this makes no sense. I was like, because my- How are you able to get it out? Because my sex drive has always been super high.

And he was like, that's one of the many symptoms. He's like, you can have a great sex drive, but your test can still be super low. It just comes out in different ways. Yeah, hard to take, but you're sad, Panda. Yeah, mine was 106. He was like, it was 106 inside. But you also had have done steroids before doesn't that that can't that fuck with you But I mean it was damn near 15 years ago. Yeah, you know so long ago

He said it was it was a combination of just that the chemo the chemo Real, but he said I should have been on it right when I got out of chemo 100% yeah, and he was just like It should be a protocol. They do yeah, so it's not a bad thing to take. No, no He was like, yeah. That's the problem with it. It's like, like if you were deficient in iron and magnesium, what to the doctor, they'd give you a supplement to get you to a certain level where your levels are good.

Yeah. So I don't, testosterone is the exact same. I'll never take it. Well, we'll see. It's the exact same. Yeah. Like if you're deficient in some, I don't know why you wouldn't. Like, it would be like oh steroids like no

If you're deficient some why why do I object it Well, you don't have to you take a lotion. It's better inject it's yeah injecting it's better when you take when you take It once week. It's a slow release right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I just do once a week because there's I know some people do lower quantities every day though. Yeah, some people like to I was just in the mindset that like if I'm traveling like doing the road or something I don't want to be doing having to bring a fucking kit with me. Yeah Does it mess with the heart or anything like? No, I mean if you do a ton of that's why it gets lumped into like these bodybuilders that do a hundred times If you're running like Ronnie Coleman, Coleman, and all the different types of things.

Even those guys, they say show me the bodies. Like steroids don't actually kill people. Like it's very rare. I mean, you can have, I would imagine. There's actually no evidence. I do think that when you take a lot of roads like the rock, you look older. Like your face gets older. Side me up.

You look younger than both of them. Oh, I disagree. I disagree. You think he looks older than way. Yeah, I'm stabbed. The biggest super star. Look at that line. See that line? Better he looks like you catch. You know,

it's cat. That's no filter. Fucking. Shit. This is podcast. Fucking picture of him. Yeah, bring up that one here. Here. I Was a podcast Picture of him yeah, bring up that one here. I have this one. Just right there dude Did he is you see this cheeks though that they get those they get those weird kind of shitty cheeks

Listen again, I love you man You look like shit makes a lot and so do I look he's got everybody in here Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey the world. No, I see it, but I don't have those lines You've crows feet You know you have crows feet You have more lines on your forehead than he does Yeah But be cool Be cool Everything this lighting fucking bullshit. He's in the middle of the sun. I just bring it up man. I'm fucking pissed off right now You look great though Brian. Don't let anyone make it

Thank you. Now watch this you do look good. You do not look younger than the rock though. Oh, are you shitting? Are you fucking shitting me? I got gray hair. You look brown. Actually, Ryan looks pretty good here. He looks really good. Yeah, that's actually really good. He looks great. He just doesn't look as young as the rock.

It's just a weird thing to go for the rock. It's like me saying I look better. It's like me saying I look better than Jared Leto. You know what I'm saying? It's like, no, you don't. That's the comparison. Let's try another person. Yeah, I'm saying? It's like, no, you don't. That's the comparison. Let's try another person. Yeah, I know. How about my nose?

Yeah, you gotta know that. That's a nose. No one's inviting you to a cocaine. And by the way, that whatever surgery I had on my lids, it's no longer. No, it's not. It's made it work. I told you that.

Two weeks after my dude, your lids look worse. It's no longer. No. Hey, you tried. I tried. Yeah. You know what's weird? Your lids look worse. It's no longer. No. Hey, you tried. I tried. Yeah. You know what's weird? Your lids are so heavy.

It's like your eyes are just all black. Like, we can't see any white. Yeah, I can't see shit. No. My eyebrows suck. You look like one of the guys from Midnight Mass. I can't. Look at my eyes.

You got a great smile though. Yeah, I don't know about that. I got a shave. My beard. Dude, hold on. Hold on, hold up. Look at the whiteness of the rock's teeth compared to you

corn nut teeth how no hold up how dare you you have you have called my two you have freedoms for teeth and you're gonna call out Dwayne the rock Johnson he's got some good he's got some very white that's baking soda or something Yeah, whatever yeah, I Looks like I got to get some work done. I got to go to the doctor and I got to see what we can do Whatever he's running outside me the fuck I got I got to run some gear here. I got to run some hell does rock now

50 50 dude, it's amazing. You know you know you want to be the next James Bond here that He could do it. He's not that calm. He's just so big, like bonds of spy. 49. So you're gonna have a spy who's 6'4'2'60 pounds all muscle? Like you're not blending in, even though you're in a tuxedo. Oh, and then you're gonna fit in an Aston Martin daddy?

That's what he drives. Yeah, that's him. Yeah, you can't be a fucking, you can't be a spy in England in your F-150. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? No. They'll figure be a spy in England in your F-150. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Oh, no. They'll figure it out though.

But I feel like you're as big as he is, or are you bigger? You think? He's probably gonna rise bigger. He weighs more than me. Yeah, probably. More muscle, better looking. We all like same height.

Yeah, he's five, but he's definitely not six five. Okay. I've been in an elevator with him, and I was like, I had an eye, and I looked down and he had platform shoes on like this big? But you match beyond bigger than him. That's what you know, it's a height. Yeah better genetics Way better. You have better. No, he has better. Thanks. No, I'm not Who's a better athlete? I went farther my athletic career than him

So if you like did he play all four years Miami I might behind Warren's app. It doesn't matter. Yeah, didn't sniff the NFL didn't All I was a professional athlete for seven years by top ten in the world. Okay, but hold on I'm just he does action movies. I know the four I tell dick jokes, but as far as pound for pound football He played it played all hard level art. I mean University of Miami. We all the same position No, we I we played Miami. We did yeah, we played Miami. Okay. You know both division one. Yeah I played as much as he did. I did yeah, okay. Yeah Only had one seven from add Joe Kloff and Stein and Lawrence Vickers. Yeah, he said all famous

He said no one's happens. He realized that he was just not made for the NFL when he played against the Gisborne Well with with Warren said it's like who's my buddy who who tried to cover he had to cover Randy Moss is your buddy white no and he my buddy Leo tells it he has a whole bit about it He goes oh Leo flowers. Yeah, he goes. I had to cover Randy Moss. I was Leo cornerback. I was like a Toss Corn the world camera? Were they playing pick up? No, no, no, no. Leo's six, too. That's huge for a cornerback.

But he was like free safety, I think. But he said, he had to play, he had to cover. He goes, in a real game? It was so different. In a real game? He played a ball state or something, I don't know. Oh, that makes sense. He played at Marshall.

So yeah, I think they're saying, you're talking about real. But he said, he said it was so astonishing. But he knew before that, before coming in. Yeah, I mean, you know. He didn't even try out for the NFL. He was like, no, not for me. Well, you'll know, because you ain't getting offered. Like, it's not like he was like, I could of,

but it's just not for me. No, then I felt like, but don't they say something that's walk on? What is that about? Even then, like me as a free agent, I have to get still recruited in prospect from the NFL like you know, you know, go into your junior I watch that hard knocks. I mean you have that means nothing, but I'm just saying no, but I'm saying like the chance to make in the team Are so that these are good players. I mean, they're fucking they they play what I didn't realize because I didn't realize that you can play

in the preseason That doesn't matter, yeah. In season two. And they got cut the roster down, 53. I think that's so bad. It's so fucking bad. It's so fucking bad. It's a beast.

I didn't know Leo played four years. His neck is, he fucked his neck up so bad that he was paralyzed for a little while. Really? Yeah, really bad. Really bad. Brennan? Yeah, was paralyzed? a while. Really? Yeah. Really bad. Really bad. Brighton. And was paralyzed?

He actually was. Damn, like bed, like bed-rass paralyzed for years. No, not years. He had a major neck injury for real. And he's paralyzed? The whole body? I think Brian, I'm not listed as you anymore. Parallelized the whole?

I probably had a neck injury. But paralyzed? I think so. Like bed rest, can't move. Yeah, for how long? Hold on. Let's find out. Hey, do we think this is an old college football story?

No, I think he was really fucked up. No, no, hey, fucked up, I get it. I've been fucked up. Pyrilized? I think he couldn't move. For how long? I think for like, like, uh. You've reached Leo Flowers, please.

Hey Leo, did you ever get to have a... Yeah, I did. You reached Leo Flowers, I was paralyzed for seven years. I was stopped. And now I'm back, man. Yeah, he went paralyzed. I think he was, I think he was... I think he had stingers and stuff though, you know?

Huh? He had stingers and stuff. No, no, no, I think he literally had to go, he was paralyzed for like two weeks or something. Real. Like, that's crazy man. Or, like, and then just came back. Yeah, yeah, you can have that happen.

Oh, do you have surgery? Yeah, he had major surgery. On his neck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That major surgery. But do paralyzed. And in fact, it's crazy. That's crazy.

He's still fucked up over it. I mean, still bad, you know. Paralyze is intense. And that never still bad, you know. Paralysis, intense. And that never happened. When you get a neck injury, sometimes you can go paralyzed for a short period. And I've had really bad neck issues. Yup, really bad.

But my ex is my ex, my current girlfriend's mother was paralyzed for a long time. Was she play football? She had a major injury, but she was paralyzed for almost nine months. Nine months, damn, bed ridden, nine months. Dan Bedvin, nine months. Yeah, for real. And then what happened?

And then how'd she come back? So sometimes in a spinal cord injury through rehab, you can bruise the spinal cord. When you sever the spinal cord, you're fucked. Super fucked. If you bruise the spinal cord, and it's fucking crazy. So you can have the exact same injury as someone else. And that person is paralyzed forever. You bruise the spinal cord and they can't work.

It doesn't hurt. And some people fucking, for whatever reason, like you have the exact same injury on a cat's can. She bounce back. She bounce back. And they don't know what. So she was doing rehab and she wasn't able to, they said you're not gonna be able to write your name

or anything, right? It's really bad. And she started to get her feeling back in her feet and her hands, because she had a pole hit her in the back of the neck. Oh, dang what was she doing? She was in a tent and a fucking wind hit and the tent got the pole flew and she was in.

Face and teeth, it was crazy, not it was a horrible thing, she got fucked up. She got fucked up. Concussion, I'm sure. No, no, broken that. Not, not like as in broken. As in broken that. Yeah, it's a horrible thing. She got fucked up. She got fucked up. Concussion. I'm sure. No, no broken that not as him. Sure. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's a question broken that you know, I'm talking about like a year.

Yeah. Like somebody did your face. A year in the hospital. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like almost dead. And they said it. But so she's doing rehab with the young man. We have not the same thing.

They told us she'd never walk again. Yeah. Yep. Yep. And then this guy didn't get feeling it wasn't getting feeling back and he's like, why is this happening? Wait, what guy? So you're when you're in a group the doctor when you have catastrophic injury and you're at the hospital You're working with other people who can't move her. What one dude had the exact same injury and just never regained anything But but your girl's mom did yeah

That's it just it just randomly happens. Yeah, but. Hey, but you have to think of the rest of life. Hey, hey, God is good. I'm not doing that. No, God is good. No, I don't like your attitude. I'm ignoring you. I'm not buying any of this, but God is good. I don't like God. No, do God is good. Leo was paralyzed. And so was your that's a fact soon to be mother. That's a fact. Do both paralyzed and both made it back. Yes. She did it. We've 10 a day And come on God is good get your miss dude God is good give it up. Get your fist. Dude God is good Your fist that am I get your you know what your promise you hang out with whatever friends you have now and you tell these And they're like, oh, that's crazy man. Everyone shares paralyzed stories and not one person goes Hold on he's paralyzed for how long?

Like no one asked questions, you know what I'm saying? Listen, if you weren't here, if you weren't here, you'd buy it all. I'd buy it all. No, but that's a fact about smilequery. No people come back all the time. Do you do go, you can be paralyzed. You can be paralyzed.

No, look at it, look at you. No, no, no, there is, no, there is that, dude, do you know there's some people that get knocked out and then they wake up speaking like mandarin is some shit That happened to your girl's mom too. That's crazy. Or they like they just know French Well, it's funny you say that because they're happy She speaks French that have had bad. No, I'm saying they I'm so I'm There's a lady who like is in coma for like seven years.

You're like, laughing or something. She woke up and started speaking straight up and mandarin' like, perfect mandarin'. Goddamn. Yeah, there's some weird shit. Don't have to explain it. That's like, that's like, so William Paddy wrote the exorcist.

Remember the exorcist? That was based on a kid in Egypt who was speaking, who had a, I mean, he was a journalist. Yep. And all these people came and they, they, he started speaking in Aramaic, an old Aramaic. That's so the, the Bible has written in Aramaic and Greek.

He was speaking in that ancient, ancient, Christ-Boke. And that's where I wrote it. And now Eric Sirs was written off a girl in the, exercise. Yeah, in America. No, no, this was in Egypt, actually. So that's a different story. Yeah. Because there, there's was an Egypt actually but that's a different

story because there there's an actual case that that's a true story yes so they say I don't know if I don't believe that shit I don't know I don't know I don't it's like I'm on the bottom my mouth when you wake up I mean you can be exposed to something and you might speak I might be some weird though they took some Chinese and I just speak in some fuck I think you're speaking some words. They didn't even offer Chinese. But you know what I mean? It depends on the district.

And you might be speaking gibberish. And it's like he just said, that's a sentence. But that old school Latin, like you don't learn that. That's true. Also, how many people were working there? I can't believe you back in the day you did that. That's why you did learn Latin. You learned Latin.

My dad. And Aaron Mayick is a weird thing. Like there were all these stories. Who the fuck knows? I personally don't believe any of it, because I don't think that happens, but. Well, did you, they made a movie I said that little boy who was in a coma,

I forget what happened to him. And then when he woke up, his like whole description on meeting God and being in heaven, like it is like, and he's like six. It's super deep. And like my son like, obviously he lies and shit. It's super decent. And like my son, like obviously, he lies and shit, but it's like,

you know what I'm talking about, details, like the details that kid had, you're like, where the fuck does six-year-old get this? It's true story. Oh yeah, they made a whole mood. There's like a successful book off of it. Remember I kidd was all over the news. I'm that joke, but it's wrong with my son.

When he was five or four, and I remember I used to that joke, but it was all based on true story. My ex walked in to my son Finn and Finn goes, there's my other mommy. Yeah. And she goes, your other mommy, where's the mommy you were talking to? And he goes, in the closet.

That's good. How about when he wanted me to get rid of all the stuffed animals? Yeah, because they're like talking. Because they eat, go, because they bite him at night. And I go, they bite you at night. And he goes, yeah, I go, I go, where do they bite you at night and he goes yeah I go I go where do they bite you I don't see any marks and he goes they bite me on the inside of my body and I went oh this is a fucking creepy thing so you burn those I got rid of those those fucking stuff animals he got it

with the motherfuckers on fire you know what he has an imagination like his dad but still they they're really biting them on the inside Bro what man I'm going with you on this listen there sometimes where I will fight you yeah, this is one of them I feel like you know I thought you're gonna do right now dude I thought you're gonna fight me off the rock stuff I guess the honest and then we talk about Leo being paralyzed. I was like this is definitely gonna do it and then here we are here. We are It is weird though those stories Dude what about the young black kid who's adopted my white family and then dude for Shradrafic You know what I'm saying that goes say that whiteous dude. I'm not athletics dude God is good. God is fucking yeah, there's God's good I love when people say that I said to my cold last night

No, where she was saying someone my God is good Good dad like found her job or something like God is good. I love she's like what I love I do shit like that to my girl Because she doesn't really so read she was talking about how this masseuse was talking about she's talking about this man about babies and stuff And I and I was as I'm listening to her. I'm slowly slowly pushing my chest out and sucking my stomach in Now I'm standing like this. I'm looking at her and I go She's standing about me. And she goes no what I go Why would she say anything about you I go she's saying about it. She goes why would she say anything about you? I go Just random shit. No, that's this got is good. God is good. Oh praise God. I like say praise God is good

God is good. He's good. I did next time I send you a picture of my dick. Let's just say God's good God is good. That was a lazy pictures last night. Stevie's got everybody beating this room with Dick's eyes. Apparently Kyle has a dick on him. What? The short king has a dick on him. We found out last night. Who said that? I don't think I'm being Stevie, but yeah.

I think if you go pound for pound, if you go pound, you're like mighty mouse. You got a dinkily? He's John Jones, you're mighty mouse. I do. What do you think I pull on tour? Yeah. You got a sick eye.

Yeah, just pro eye. That's how I pull. Yeah, and it was out of note. I didn't have to get out's it. Yeah, just pro that's how I pull. Yeah, and it was out of no, you know, I didn't get to have to get out of them. He's just a guy. I got a dick on me. It's the one thing. Wow, one thing God gave me didn't give me height. He gave me length. I mean, you've always had a big dick. Um, yeah, I didn't realize it until until I got out of like high school.

Really? High school? The kids weren't like, oh, you got a big dick. No, yeah, I didn't really hook up that much in high school. So it was after that. Oh, you were fat though. yeah, I didn't really hook up that much in high school. So it was after oh you were fat though Yeah, yeah, you're fat high school. Yeah, you're seeing you're seeing Kyle is fat. That Kyle was not good Hey, hey send a sent you that picture who was fat or chin or Kyle Has to me You were three hoes enormous, bro Jim was almost 300 dude pound for pound though. I think comma, have you beat?

He was so fat. Let's take a look. Let's take a look. American guy. I don't tell you your fat. He live on junk food, man. His fat is like 205. Kyle, how old were you when he got that fat?

I was 20, 21, 22. And what was the diet at the time? I was eating a big Mac and two large fries every night for dinner. Every night? Every night just about, yeah. And I hadn't gone to the gym in like three years. You just love Big Macs? I had never had one.

That's huge. Look at you. Ooh, I think Kyle got you beat. Let's see, let's see. Pound for pound, Kyle got you beat. It doesn't look that bad. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Yeah, the prom picture of chin the prom pictures 300 Yeah, maybe the prom pictures I think how again food go pound for pound because cow was short and super well We're you eating just a lot of junk food not correct. I didn't know how it's from Korean food

It was from Korean food. Yeah, but we also ate very American as well I'm in a large fast food. You know sugars and eelsauce That's a you know, sauce last night Eelsauce. You know sugars and eel sauce? I just have to show you that. We've only had a slice. I'd say you had a eel sauce last night. Temporo shrimp. Lee Calder. Oh, come on. I got caught.

Well, how big my head was. Size about pumpkin. Yeah. Yeah, I was like one of the one because I got gaiers. Is he? No. Is he holding you on a shoulder? He's a big body builder.

He's a good looking guy. He's holding you on a shoulder? Yeah. Is big body builder. He's holding you on a shoulders? Yeah. Is it a cheerleader? He might have been. So he was getting it. Yeah, he's a body builder. Yeah, that aired.

It was like 178 there, but again, I'm 555 and he'll say, well, you were 555 what, 178? 180, that's the girl 178. That girl's athletic. She's got some traps on it. Yeah, she's still really, really off. Good for her. Well, she's just, same size chest as Kallen. Yeah, that's still really, really good for her. Oh, she's just same size chest as Cowan.

Yeah, that's a big, that's a big one. That's so funny that dude's just holding y'all up like that. Now when a girl has traps like that, is that TRT? Is that some kind of a thing? I don't think so. Isn't that where you can usually tell somebody's doing too much? No, that was females, because some of those females.

You know, some of them are just, you know. Even guys too, like genetically, like some are beast. He's definitely on shit. I know girls are jackman. They're just yeah Huge digs. Yeah, you might a one-bud. What's up? Yeah, I Thought you're a fat or cow You know, maybe it's just five one eighties. I felt fat. That is fat I was like Joan is going moneyball for a while. Well, you're five five. Yeah, I think so. Yeah

Yeah, he's five four 180 though around there Five four way you five five on the chin you're six three Six six two and I'm also 180 you're six three, but you were you were 300 at the time Chima hasn't beat 285 do I say 300 but it was a 285 I would you were away myself every day like hopefully goes down to 85 You would weigh myself every day, like hopefully goes down to 85. That's a big kid. Potentially.

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And then I got my crowned drove home back to Denver that day. You did? Oh yeah. You got the fuck out of there. Yeah. Maybe your lowest point. That's up there. It's up there. You grew your hair long just sat in your basement for a little bit fuck out of there. Yeah, that was maybe your lowest point. That's up there.

It's up there. You grew your hair long just sat in your basement for a little bit, right? Yeah, yeah. That's the best. And my testosterone's always been low. Has it? Yeah, I was hovering around like 28,300.

It was, that's a great thing. It was not good. It was a great thing. Head injury. No, I got diagnosed in college. Yeah. They gave me, they diagnosed me with low testosterone in college, but you can't get

TRT exemptions at Division I, AA. Yeah, I think so. Like, you're something you have to deal with. But they say that your bad-estimated. Repeated head injury. Still a beast. Can be, maybe, I mean, my dad's, I'm up for a pop 100 tackle full-blot 7. Yeah. Yeah. And you're resting at 250 right now? I'm 250. I was 250 too yesterday. It's good, right? Yeah. Let's be 230. Your body holds that pretty naturally, man I mean 235. Well, we had to it's the is there anything you're gonna try to do 205 for a nightmare? That would have been I get down to 221 I mean and I was fasting and eating fucking vegan. I mean, God. But you don't have a good.

No, I'm just so thick, dude. Yeah. Just like Moana. It's like no good. You know, I had to sit in because they're editing the special. Is there anything worse than watching or something? It's the worst.

It's the worst. So like, so what are you gonna do? I'm like, just fucking, just burn it on. I'd rather take that off. Like, you don't want to put on, like, burn it all. I agree. Do you have any, is there any camera that makes you look slimmer?

And why didn't somebody tell me how big I am? We were all black too. Yeah, I was just trying to help. No, I was black. For slimming? No camera too. Yeah, for the stage and everything, that was the best set. But I was like, when was the time you tell me how big I am?

You're a big kid. You've been lifting heavy too. Yeah, so much should be. You're on lots of drugs. Oh, dude, I didn't get. You're a big kid. Yeah. You're a big kid. Because you've been lifting heavy too, and you're sure big. You're on lots of drugs. Oh, dude, I didn't get it. Don't say drugs. Well, I mean, great.

Yeah. Do you remember when you were with terrorized for you? Hey. I tried, I attempt that never happened. I tried, I definitely never happened. I, uh, nope, never happened. I tried, uh, uh, uh, uh, Ben, I'm 430S today. I didn't get it.

I was so fucking close though. It was 430S. How close was I, Cal? It was very close. It was. It it. I was so fucking close though. It was 30. How close was I count? The least DS does four. It does. It does, and that short fact, right? And he pulls six six six six. No, a short fact, right? Like 30.

I bet, dude. But I failed it for 30 on camera. Damn. I know. You were close. That's the first time I was like, I think you have to be careful. I think you have to be, you're getting to be 40. I think you have to be very careful.

You can do some dumb shit like pull. You know what? I think you have to be careful. I'm you have to be, you're getting to be 40. I think you have to be very careful. You can do some dumb shit like pull. You know what? I think you have to be careful. I'm serious. No, I'm serious. I think because whenever I say I'll send Rogan a video of me bench like 400 or something like that. I'd be like, do your shoulder.

Speak here. This is for you and him. I've been benching since fourth grade. Shut up. Both of you. Shut up. I just feel like saying shut up. Something can pop up. of you shut up. I Just go shut up something can pop up. Nope for you guys. It can shut up. I'm different I'm not you guys. I'm different. It is kind of odd to say to someone that doesn't bench to tell someone that does bench

When you're when you get to a certain age and you're going where you actually fail That's where dumb shit happens. But he was going for a lot of weight. And I did 405 so easy before that. Yeah, I did. And I do it every week, dude. He did 405 easy. What? Yeah, he did it for like five.

That's a lot of weight. 405. God damn. I think it's 430 though. And we had my boy Big Mike. We had my boy Big Mike left in with us. The fan lifted with us. He did three for easy. He did three for easy.

He did three for six or five or six. You have very strong, what you're reaching? What you're strong to? 82. 81. You got long arms, man. That's a long way to go. Baby Mike built like a big Mike built like a baby hip on.

Like you're your best lift is probably deadlift, right? Bench for my size pretty good. Deadlift for pull ups. Pull ups are always been good at pull ups. Antigas get a pull ups. He's really good at Mikey bars. Really? Rucks those Mikey bars.

His boy broke his arm. Oh, that's Mike. That's big Mike. He's a barrel just for all the shows. He's not coming to the shows, man. He's seven years dude. He's never missed a local show. I've ever done What and then he came to the hub the before I did the special

He's like dude. I see doing the contest to work out the guys is like I fucking I live like 40 minutes away, man Oh, dude. Just fucking hit up Harley's the best of the party. He's the best. He's jack what He's back with his back Yeah, he could you he could've been too much. Oh, he was doing that type of squat worth like, it's not a squat. It's more like a good morning.

You're doing, you're doing, you know, R.D.L.s. Yeah, that's, that's horrible idea. That's dumb. Yeah, he was, he was doing that. How about the guy, there's a video of a guy he's doing this. He's got a, he's got 45 pounds, and he's got a speed here, and he's,

and he's going all the way back. And then up, and it then up and so he's just going all the legs are in the saddle Watching any more of these video. Oh, you got it. It's scary. Yeah How about the guy yeah mark fuck this back a little bit fuck this was left today Yeah, he can yeah, cuz we were doing he didn't even go for four or five with this on the deadlift Yeah, you don't want to be doing yeah, just he just he just I'll never attempt I'll never attempt but he's saying man. I remember I come I come to I'm like fuck my neck man I'm doing neck exercise and you go where do I go? I? I was like 50 I go I was neck bridging this morning and you go neck bridging neck bridging

I don't it's like a thing we did on wrestling. I used to do it all the time. But when you're young, we used to do neck bridging with it. Your friend was happy while I was doing it. Yeah, that's all we did. Struggling. But it's not good for your neck.

No. Well, when you're young, it's strength to your neck. But you're young. No, yes. No, you don't know. Did you get paralyzed, dude? But you could come back from that. Look at that.

Brian's just out there. That's what we used to do all the time. I don't think that's good. There are better ways to do neck bridges. Oh, go tell fucking John Smith, I'll call him a state, it's not good. You know that worked out for you. That's how they warm up, dude.

Yep. But they're next, the other fine. Yeah. Uh, but that is what they do. Look at Mike Tyson right now. Yeah, he had neck surgery, we saw him after his neck surgery, I believe. Dude, how about he's fucking doing poison frog drugs now? Two times a day.

Yeah. What is that? It's a hallucination. I guess you take the frog or the like the serum from the frog. Yeah. And take you another. Yeah, really? No, it's a, they're using it for a psilocyilocybin to they're finding amazing results with psilocybin for

No, he looks at old Toad vet him so do you just have that toad in your house? And you're looking when you walk by that toad's like I think it's a whole it's part of this whole psychedelic thing for a depression Psychedelic is pop and do like you know, I've had had buddies with people microdosing it it really yeah, I've buddies with PTSD and Depression depression. Yeah, they give them microdosing of shrooms. Yeah, so it's so really really be a really it does help Apparently Tyson just walks by this toden licks him every now and then Really yeah, it toads like what the fuck? I

I don't know how to do it. I would do it. Would you kiss the toad? I would do it. You would, you would do that shit? Yeah, I'd get off a fan. It has a venom. Yeah, you just gotta lick the toads.

Mushrooms and toads, like, don't fuck around because you can touch the wrong poison arrow frog and die. Well, no, Tyson's not walking the Amazon rainforest just grabbing toads and licking them. Where's that specific thing? He's got specific things. I told you it's from like like actually America, isn't it?

No, that toads from fucking deep. I thought it was from like South America. No, like Sonoma. There's no fucking psychedelic frog. Call it on a river toad. All nice, Naurin dead is toads found in Naurin. That's not the one they lick, dude. South Western United States.

No, that is the one. Yeah, that's the trendy toad, huh? Isn't that no, that is the one. Yeah. That's the trendy toad, huh? Isn't that crazy? That's the one that's out here. Four to six times more profit than DMT. Now, you and I did DMT and I was lit. You know what, God is good.

God is good. I was fucked up. Was that when you always crying? I was. I was just sitting by licking the poison that's been in his back, but it's now more common to consume as a smoke of a dust form.

Oh, so you gotta go to, so, I'll hand shaman's throughout Mexico and Southwestern. So like Texas, New Mexico. It's Colorado. That's Southwestern, right? You should go down there and pick us some toast. Dude, let's drive down there and fucking kidnap some toast. Yeah. Let's traffic toads. All right. We're already selling No fun toads. Why don't we do psychedelic toads where it's like a to. Is this how molded it is? We're selling no fun toads. Dude, he's so fun. So fun toads. Where it's like a toad like, this is what we do, and we do them real fat.

And he's like the, he's like the bear from Grateful Dead. No fun toads. Like his eyes change colors. It's like a DMT toads. So fun toads. So fun toads. Has it already happened?

No, there you go. Oh, there's so fun toads. So fun toads. So fun toads. All right. Call about a river toad. There it is. Dude, we make one with a Mike Tyson tattoo on his face. You're welcome. Whatever, we're talking about. Now here's my question. I bet tell the toes. All right. Call about a river toe. There it is. Dude, when we make one with a Mike Tyson tattoo on his face,

you're welcome. Whatever. Now here's my question. I bet you the first time they figured this out with somebody eight one because they were hungry. No, I bet somebody you'd like. So hey, you're probably right. Someone's like, I'm fucking starving.

And eight, and then was like, I'm not sure. It was a hot, short fuck. What? It's a 20 minute trip. Some say you're 20 minutes, some say you're sure. You're 20 minutes is forever. I would do that. Because I was, I was blitz and it was a

for a minute. Dude, I was like, how long was I? I was like a minute 30. I'm like, Holy fuck. What? I went to the DMC. Five years. We went somewhere special.

Oh, I went somewhere so special. I'll do it. I'll do that toe thing in a heartbeat. I'll do the toe thing in the right. I'll do TRT. Toad stuff. Hair transplant. I'm gonna fucking awesome.

Do you give me a different man? Get my teeth white and dude. I get but where do we buy these Toads from? I think the best thing is we vlog it on thick boy and we go down to New Mexico and capture these frogs. I'll do it. But I wonder how crazy is down there. I bet it's pretty competitive. That's what that's what I mean. I mean, Marcos I guarantee has a has a connection. We just got to get a good connection. I actually have a very good connection.

Fair lot of these guys. Yeah.. Yeah, wealthy guy with bunch of- I got a richest fuck dude, a friend who's all about psychedelics. He's got stupid money and they say there's that community. It's over $1 billion. I have $1 billion and now what do I do? Like, toads. They're all like, I want to get closer to God. Yeah.

Yeah. Why are you still always smoking to? Oh, is they smoke it? No, it's not. You're smoking it, or like it's- They drive the venom. It becomes a dust and then we smoke it? No, it's not smoke it. They dry the venom. It becomes a dust and then we smoke it. That's how we did DMT.

I would be smoke it like crack. Yeah, but I'll lick it too. And the DMT trip was what? A minute 30. A minute 30. But it felt like forever. What? Call it called the Sonoran Desert Toad.

Call it out of River Toad. Shout out to Colorado. I think it's just become me found around Sonoran Desert in California, dude, that's right out of the street. But this is a backyard toad that you know. I need that valley toad. That's what's wrong.

I'm sure someone has connections that'll reach out to the show. So it's a psychedelic like psilocybin, mushrooms, LSD, ketamine, you've ever done too much ketamine? Not fun. You ever done, they call it K-hole. You ever done a K-hole? I've been on a K-hole and I want my girl to know because I sniffed it and I was deep in a K-hole. Yeah.

Well, when she was like, I told you, as Sam Tripley's gonna hit me with some conspiracy theory knowledge, he gives, you want some poppers or ketamine for your ass because I'm gonna get up in there with them. I just can't even help your ass. Yeah, you can take ketamine and apparently it dilates your, your, your, your, your, your holes. Yeah, like makes it smaller. Dylase, the way you hold your ass. Yeah, you can take ketamine and apparently it, oh, it dilates your, your, your, your umber. Your holes. Yeah. Like makes it smaller.

Dylase, ketamine, ketamine, ketamine. The way what you want, what you want to open it up your ass hole? Yeah, I guess ketamine is a sex drug in the gay community as well. ketamine and, uh, I thought it was just a popper. Popper. I think, can you look that up? But isn't dilation making it bigger?

Yes. Oh, dilation makes it bigger. Yeah. So if you're, why do people that dilate all the bigger. So what am I looking up? I'm hoping up your asshole It's your anus it relaxes your anus It relaxes it takes some poppers

And then you asshole you just open up a pop Then I just got a gaping asshole. Yeah, I like this book. I'm like, hey man. What are you doing tonight? Take a break. Oh my ass. Oh no, it loses it up. Yeah, and now you're like this Whoo, and she's a pal's best friend is super gay. Yeah. Ask him if he pops that stuff. The popper? Ask him if he does popper.

He does popper for his asshole. Tell him right now. Let's confirm this dude. Ask him if he does catamene or lick toes to get his ass ready. Do you think they, uh, catamene, catamene, catamene, it's super. Do they, do they, do they gay guys D.P. like to do some what I

Well, they're guys the guys are gonna put all the dicks in their eyes. Yeah guys like yeah Hey, man, you see hey, man quick question on the show. We're curious in in your culture Bro, we want a show right now. And you're put, hey, and then put just be, just be, just be friendly here in your culture. Kettamine. Do you guys fuck around with Kettamine to get ready? And he'll know exactly.

Does Kettamine in your culture? Kettamine and poppers. Help you get ready. I know. I think poppers in old school turn your tongue is a your tongue is aggressively big It no, it's aggressively like it's a lot of different colors. Is it yeah? What do you been doing poppers? That's a no-toads? I like to that's a fucking towed tongue right there brother really? Oh, look at that that look at this look at this look at the color It was tongue. I'll take a picture of that tongue. What's super red? No Old tons of red chin no no no the sides are super red

What are you why are you looking white? I know that's not what is this portion of the show? I've had eight shots of espresso. I'm on cretin. I've I'm whiskey up. I haven't eaten today But cat also said you don't drink you don't drink water. No, that's like a terrible Hey, he wrote me back and he goes, get ready. He's trying to say that like he's been ready. He's always ready. Yeah. To my computer, I get to play with your ass.

Like, say get ready for, you know. Maybe your your friends atop so he doesn't need to use it But he's your best friend so you can talk to him however Me not top you know Yeah, yeah, I do I had so many gay questions for him huh? Like you'd fuck your bed right now, hey bro. So when you go in a city is it just on? I'm going to bed trying to, A-Brown. So when you go into the city, is it just on? He's like, hot. And he's like, I'm like, I get that.

It's you and me talking to him. He's like, wow, I'm an open-air guy. I'm like, there we go, bubble. So when you go into town, are we just dumping loads? Is he a good looking guy? What? Oh, he's a good looking guy. Yeah, he's good looking guy.

I've heard that small, I've heard that tops are rare Then bottoms in the gay community. There you go. That's your fucking crazy dude. I don't know if we can show this on air That looks like a dad. Why not it just looks crazy. God that show you know what? What do you 90 chin? I'm just I think this is too graphic for the kids Let's not show your tongue. That was in the back of a tongue. It looks crazy. You look that, well, A.L. We'll be hydrated.

A little. I'm on whiskey. Whiskey. That's a lot of coffee. Well, my tongue looks unhealthy. That looks crazy. You know, I have a really long tongue. Why do I get a like gray hair?

That's a really long tongue. Let me see. Oh, shit. That's impressive. Yeah. It's impressive, brother. Can you do one more time for the camera? She's a point for the camera Yeah, it's like it's like Gene Simmons It's at a point like mine don't go. It's no point flat me too. We got a we got a couple flat

Yeah, I don't know how that happened, but I just got it. No, you're born like that. No, he said uh Your friend don't fuck around ketamine He said poppers make you want to take dick ketamine. He just want to make just make you feel fucked up Poppers poppers make you want to take I think it's what amol nitrate Poppers so I stay away from Amol nitrate poppers make you want to take it Poppers make you want to take it. It's dead.

I don't want to pop. Alcohol and nitrate. Poppers is a side term, giving a chemical cast. Get up there. Nitrate. Yeah, it has a relaxation effect on involuntary smooth muscles, such as those in the throat and anus. Oh yeah, that's good.

Yeah. He's sucking it with blood. He's frack open, purses to facilitate anal sex by increasing blood flow and relaxing. Sfeak. Sfeak their muscles. It's finger muscles. Yep. Drug is also used for recreational drug purists,

totally for a higher rush than a drug can create. Oh yeah. I mean, when you drink, when you have that coffee rush, everything is right in the world. If you just, I don't have it. If somebody came running and I had,

those days are good. Those days are good. Those days are good. Those days are good. Those days are good. I always chase is that. Yeah. Sometimes you still get a little hint of it. It's like you, you hear it clearing its throat. It's like, I remember you.

Yeah. And you're like, oh, that's a coffee, that's a coffee. Like a coffee? Yeah. Don't get like that. I used to. Having a meal in a out of roll. No, you just, I'm addicted to that.

I took 10 minutes. Why are we taking that out of roll? Because I was told it helps you focus. So I tried 10 millimeters of that. Yeah, you have ADD. What is it called? Pro-millimeter-so-fantilized. What?

What? It's called, middle ground. Milligrap. Milligrap. It's, you have ADD. What is it called? Millimeters. What? What is it called? Milligrams. Milligrams. It's fucking, it's cocaine. I was like, well, I feel, it's not cocaine. Yeah, I was so optimistic. And it was like, everything's great in the world. I thought it was the worst thing ever.

Well, that'd be great though. If you take it every day. Yeah, but I think it fucks with you. It'd come down. I don't trust it. Yeah, that come down was super brutal. Nothing that feels that good. It's sorted in in college. It was dumb. We're doing a million back there. Who do you mean, Milligrants? I can't imagine it. Yeah, that come down with super brutal. Nothing that feels like good. It's not what it did in college.

It was dumb. We doing a million back. 30 milligrams? I can't imagine 30 milligrams. I think a knee ball does like higher, higher notes. He does a very high percentage. Yeah, I've done 30 before. Dude.

I've done 30 almost finished a fucking book. Yeah, I did 10 and I was like, I did 30 milligrams. I finished a book on a plane and I could have fucking done a research program. Oh, yeah, 30? Oh, yeah. I'm 10 and I was like, oh, if I get up late, like, let's say you got off stage and you get at home at like 1 a.m. e. about 6 a.m. flight, and I'll wake up so grow y'all pop up up up up up up daddy has something in the reserve.

Right. But how much you take? 30. Really? 30. So it just makes you have a big, yeah, you can handle 30. Yeah, yeah, you can go right now But you don't feel like it that fucks your adrenals up I feel great. I feel great. Yeah, I'm high right now. I couldn't do it. I'm drunk right now drunk right now I need my sleep. If I don't do my sleep. Yeah, I don't really help you get through that though Yeah, so you're not baby back bitch for the rest of the day I'm a baby back bitch. Yeah, I don't know. I help you get through that though. Yeah. So you're not a baby-backed bitch for the rest of the day. I'm a baby-backed bitch. Hey, here's the thing. This is the plan that I think we should do.

Yeah. So you're gonna get your hair done. Yeah. We know that. That's what you know that. You've agreed to TRT. Stevie's convince you to do TRT. Yeah.

And then we're gonna do Adderall. Why are you pushing Adderall on me? And then- He said it already fucked him up. No, he loves it. No one do small doses. You could a dd? Here's the thing though, too. So you're here. Yeah easy. I know where you're going next You're here. I know you know pull on your hair. I saw your tea. It's gonna be sick I know you're gonna add roll and you're already wearing color. I know where he changed our wardrobe. I know what you're gonna do now life God is good. Okay, that's all that's it. Are you done or are you gonna hit me up with something else when I hit you with you?

You can leave. There's nothing I do but I try to do an issue. Oh teeth God is good. Okay, that's all that's it. Are you done or are you gonna hit me up with something else when I hit you with you? You can leave. There's nothing I do. I tried doing a shoot. I tried doing a shoot. Oh, teeth, that's up to you. Well, I gotta get myself. The rest is on my back.

No, God is good. God is good. God is good. Do you think I have a new kid come in the world? It's me sick, dude. Do you think about what kind of dad you have? You're a young dad, dude. TRT dad, new hair dad, Adderall dad, don't do TRT dad new hair dad?

Adder all dad new clothes I don't I need new clothes, but you don't give me any bills shit man. It's fucking amazing. You don't give me any thick boys Dude it's actually a man. I have built dude. That's what I'm gonna do when we get out of my text Built to send you a whole package. You're gonna wear those shirts every day. Seriously. Yeah, you're gonna love The best fucking shirt. Yeah, yeah medium for sure. You're gonna love them. You're gonna love him, the best fucking shirt. I need you, medium. Yeah, right? Medium for sure. You're gonna love him. Remember shoulders, don't you want shoulders? Shoulders chest, TRT. That's all I had.

That's all it took. We've been trying to convince you to TRT for years. Do you know who it convinced you on TRT? Let me take my shirt off, tell me what you think. Do you think he's really gonna fucking do TRT? I think he's open to it. If you have a wife, but I'm gonna hit you. Hold up, bro.

Let me hit you. He does. He doesn't have a wife, he meter up. He just needs shoulders. You're built like yellow bastard from Cincinnati. Like you got abs and shit, you're just. She ain't bring up yellow bastard. He out of the way.

You go do that. Look at that. Hey, look at that. He's still skinny, all right? It's the rear dial. Oh, I'm scared. You're not scared. Look, there're so fast. You're so fast. There's Brian right there.

No, your body for your age, it's not bad, but you're losing a little bit. I love your confidence for taking your shirt off. I'm losing basketball. I work out for that. Because there's Brian as the old bastard. But Brian, remember when you flexed on Rogan remember when we're all doing the fight command you flexed on there

it is funny that he does wear a white beater the only guy I know keeps wife bite beaters in business see I'd buy that picture I'm gonna frame that I'm afraid that I'm afraid that Yeah, 100% hey, you know you look like that guy though, right you have the same face And his name is yellow bastard. Yeah, he's a bigger gut. He's terrible in that movie's a fucking terrible person Oh Bastard He's so good Rogan's like in that movie is a fucking terrible person. Oh my god, he's a wild dude. Yellow bastard. He's so good. Look at Rogan's like, Tommy.

Oh wow, they did Rogan X and Yellow bastard, that doesn't make sense. Well you get older and no matter what you do, you're still gonna look, you just body starts to change. It's all about the height. Yeah, or just a h- You can also follow the time, like,

let me turn your fucking skin down. Yeah, follow the time, ghost. But really, it's testosterone. When you're testosterone is really low,. Let me find your fucking skin down. Yeah, for the time goes. But really it's test out. When you test test, it's really low. Your body stops. Your body starts sucking. Yeah.

All right, I'm going to go on TRT. And then I'll take my shirt off. You got a guy for him, Stevie? I got a guy. I'll use a guy, a doctor that Rogan uses. I don't work. Just going to get checked out, man. I'll go get checked out. All right, Jim, what do you got?

But, man, I just mean not be a muscular guy. I'm skinny, dude. But T-I-T, they have no choice. Yeah, but I think I'll just look like... But do you really want to take it? No, but I do, kind of. I don't know. So, so.

I just don't want my body in the way. I want to let people do the shit I do. Do what you want. And have energy to do this You have more energy I do now You sound like it Stevie has a good body T RT and fucking out of all TV you're way bigger. Yeah, are you taking out a roll to no? You take it though. Yeah, yeah, I never, I didn't stimulants I never got along with. Yeah, I never really needed that. You just do TRT, yeah, I just do TRT.

You don't like any drug, right? No. I don't even drink anymore. I haven't even drank since, when was it? You feel better. A mark, San Antonio. Oh, you were drinking there. That's the last one I've really drank.

Oh, that San Marcos, yeah. We're gonna have that guy, Peteriyan, who did his longevity doctor. And he said, one of the worst things you can do is people drink juice, like orange juice. He goes, that's like 14 oranges. All the sugar, all the sugar, fucks with your liver. A lot of them. Just an yeah. Yeah. Yeah. terrible. Just another host I bring on the road just now. Oh, just really Everything's fried. Yeah, yeah Lemonades always ask for apple juice. He's the skinny guy too skinny Well, you know, Amanda and you see that Disney world group at least people in the world

What they live on just they live on sugar sugar sugar. Yeah, they're they're built on funnel cakes You know, I mean, you go to Disney and throw those people in the room. I mean, I do love a good funnel cake. First team all ugly, yeah, but every day, you right. And they put gravy in shit on it. What else you got, Jen? I was like, here we go.

So recently, a Australian news outlet paid almost a million dollars to score a interview with Adele because she has an album coming out. And you get her a million dollars to score a interview with Adele because she has an album coming out. Did you get her a million dollars? Yeah, they charged about 700,000 for it. Just to have her talk about promoting her. Interesting. Yeah, I don't know who it goes to whether it goes directly to her or her record label Sony.

Somebody gets that money. Yeah. And there were different articles coming out because the host that they sent Do the interview with her had a 20-minute slot where he would ask about her album and it turns out He actually didn't listen to the album prior to The interview and so he said that when he got there He was sent an e-link to it that he hadn't gotten he says it went to spam folder or something Either way, he didn't listen to it

He came to the interview tried to do it and. Either way, he didn't listen to it. He came to the interview, tried to do it, and he revealed that he actually didn't listen to the outlet. During the interview. Because she asked for his opinion on something, and he said, oh, if I'm going to be honest, I didn't listen to it. And a lot of outlets are saying that she stormed out. But he's saying that she was actually really nice about it, and actually extended the interview

at an extra nine minutes, and and they talked and it was great, but Sony isn't releasing the the interview because he didn't know what was on the album. And she releases so there's still got paid her though. Yeah, they she still got paid. I think Sony still got paid, but they're not releasing the actual interview for him and the Australian news outlets. Apparently it's all about her. It's about her divorce. Yeah, divorce. She's the only singing pain, she says. Yeah, because before this, she said she wasn't gonna make another album unless she had her heart broken

and then she had a divorce. But then she's having a heart broken through her kid. She feels bad, did she broke up with the band? She can write songs, man. She can. She was made sure to chef her something like that. Something like that. Something like a famous chef.

I'd say she's a Schumer, I think, right? Yeah, she's made her chef. Oh, yeah, I'm with you Well, he just didn't do it's work nice to spend it two weeks Probably biggest interviews ever done. He don't yeah, he said that was the most important email. He never got he definitely got he just didn't listen to it. All said I was lazy. I would definitely be listening to like know the album. Yeah, a Dell. You don't need an email. I don't need an email. Give me the album. Yeah, it's on it. I'm gonna read if I'm so you know how to get the link here. If Kanye West is wrote a book and I'm an interview him. I'm gonna read the book. Yeah. We're gonna step. We're at that. The internet is currently making fun of Kyle Kuzma for wearing this gigantic pink sweater.

So keep scrolling down. This is the modern day. Do you remember Lenny Kravitz with that gigantic scarf he was rocking? Yeah, yeah. This is the... He got a plan for that, right? Yeah. Yeah.

How's he grab stuff? That's it. That guy is a basketball player. Yeah. He hands. Yeah. How's he grab stuff? That's it. That guy is a basketball player. Yeah. Yeah. He's from Australia. Good player. Means he can almost put it off. He's like good looking motherfucker. So ain't no fucking way. You wore that. I'm not pressing the like button. That's not right. You put man that shit fired. That is not fire. You had a line. You had a line, sir. That's great. Yeah, that is a horrible line.

I'd have to, you gotta get, man. Hell no. You gotta get rusted for that. Yeah, that's, I mean, come on, kill it a little more. What do you need? It's cold out. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I ain't gonna lie, I'm getting cooked. What are you saying? I'm getting cool. What are you saying? I'm getting cool. This is them laughing at me. You know like them, you're just roasting them. You're having some real fun, right? No, that's all. That's during the, might be a little,

you know, it's fun. It's just reactions. Yeah, it is just people making funny reactions. It's one point of view. That's what I'm blowing up. That's funny. That's really funny, man. Look, conspiracy thing. People go ahead. People think LeBron,

because he's been getting so much flack for the China stuff and he refuses to talk about it. They think he hit that guy in the face to take the distraction away from him. Because when he does the interviews, all of this is about China. Like, what's your pain China? So he does that completely deflects all the time. Wow.. So now they're asking about the hit. That's all the

time out. So interesting because he's never done that before. Right. It's very interesting. Fighting for his life. Fight for his life. I'm not fucking where you were that. I'm not pressing. He literally is replying back to all of it. He's like, hey, first life. Fight life. Listen, I take some fashion risks, but that shit is awful. That's different. That's different. They don't make sense.

Who's Molly Morris? I'm looking at it right now. She's cute. Not mad at her. So this was a bummer. Apparently, there is a Texas youth football team that joined a league last year. They did really well last year.

And this year, they've literally been on a team that's been on a team that's been on a team that a Texas youth football team that joined a league last year. They did really well last year. And this year they've literally been on a non-stop winning streak. They have beat every single team. Apparently their total score currently is 199 points to six throughout the entire season. They're just Molly Wapping. This entire UK. You can't have a leak. And two weeks prior to this decision, they played the director of this league's team, and they Molly Wapped him, like basically, this team did not get one single touchdown.

Two weeks later, that director actually banned them from being in the playoffs, because they said, it's not fair for him. That's so, so good. And this winning team to be in the playoffs because they're so good. That's the world. And he's then blaming it on the parents

of the other team saying, oh, they actually threatened saying that they would do something if this team was put in the playoffs. So they're too good. I feel admit they're a select level team. They're too good for a wreck level team. So they're probably recruiting and stuff. Yeah.

They're all between the ages of seven and eight like recruiting and stuff. Yeah. Whatever I expected 27 years old. They're all between the ages of seven and eight. Seven and eight. Seven and eight. This is a flower mound, shout out to flower mound. But it would be weird if that team's like a, you know, like a competitive like super league, where they get in the best players from different counties.

Well, there's this one. And other teams are just like, yeah. Well, they built a book to teach this woman, where her brother, her two brothers played the NFL, her dad played the NFL. I mean, and then she had a child with a man who played the NFL. So they have a child, the little boy.

And he's like eight, and he's just like, he was just literally running through everyone and the question was as good as he was they were talking about CTA and whether or not she wants to keep minute but he was so made for football but she said the men and her family have issues so the dilemma was this kid is so naturally made for football yeah I, I mean, yeah. And also issues, what issues? I mean, yeah. To be honest, yeah.

I mean, all of them, if your kid is that good. He's that gifted. Yeah, and also the rules are changing. You're not banging head as much. I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. What else you get, Jen? I already hear.

This is the one I was referring to earlier where Chrissy Teigen had posted that she got an eyebrow hair transplant. She said, why are people so riled up? Why do you think? No, people just can't stand her. Yeah. I don't know, this is the stencil right now. And this is what it looks like afterwards. They're going to calm down after a few weeks for recovery, but...

I'm going to give a fuck about her as a person. So I don't care what she does. She actually had that fat removal too from her cheeks. Yeah, definitely help. I've seen her in person though. Not a pretty girl. No, no. I've seen her in person.

Her body is fucking, she's like a hunchback and I don't get it. That's weird because she used to be a model. That does that's crazy. I don't know maybe a posture fuck that. Yeah, she's like, oh, she's like, it's not good. She's just fucking, she's crazy. I don't know maybe posture fucked up. Yeah, she's like all she's like it's not good Just fucking she's Nothing's least sexy than a hunchback Yeah, I don't like a curved back. I'm not into the bad posture like that. No shrimp like posture

Yes, she got canceled now She just like she went off Twitter and then came back and then she all the pizza gate shit Like yeah, like you know She went off Twitter and then came back and then she all the pizza gate shit like yeah You know to me it just feels like she's the girl who thrived off of attention She got in social media and then they turned on her and actually still trying to like grab that attention She's probably being horrible. Yeah exactly because she got attention for it. Yeah, telling a teenager to kill herself privately She also was text in that girl privately Deeming her privately and saying take a dirt nap, we'll come down sizing about you taking the dirt and then she'd kill yourself.

A 16 year old. So she's a piece of shit. She was older too. She was an adult. She was like, she was 30. Yeah, she's like, no, that's not really me. I was like, no it is. You're a piece of shit.

You said it. You said it. And there is a record about. There is a reason to go away. What was the reason that she even knew that 16 year old? Because the girl married the older man. She didn't know that she didn't know that she was 18. She married a 51 year old. Oh that one. That's terrible. I'm assuming she was suicidal. Yeah. I think they were on the corner. Yeah. They were on that show. Yeah. And so, you know, what a piece of

terrible. Yeah, that's terrible. Tough to bounce back from that. Bad person. Yeah. That's true. That's who she is. that's who she is. Hopefully she changes. All right, so this is just an update on that whole Brian Laundry and Gabby Petito. It shot himself, right? Yeah, before I was like inconclusive, they didn't know what happened, but they said. They were just holding out. Yeah, boy, I tell you what, straight on your fucking side.

It's just like, once they found them, they had a very, very troubled relationship, right? They were always like fighting and stuff. She had depression. What was the, I don't know, I think, choked her and killed her. Yeah. And then they would like vlog their trips through North Island.

I think they, I didn't even know about this, but they, I guess they did like a van life type of. Yeah, they're big. Yeah, they're big. They're all the followers. It'll be a lifetime movie. Yeah, they're big. Yeah, they're big. They're the followers. It'll be a lifetime movie. Yeah. Yeah, 100% 100%.

100% 100%. This is a bald eagle grabbing a shark after a guy caught it. Kinda shark with a lot. Not sure. But it's pretty cool. Watch. I'll see you. Paul Eagle suits this too.

I'm having a man of last. Florida. Not having a man of last. That's it. It's actually really cool how this happens to. Look at that, bam, just grabbed it right there in front of everyone I got it on video God damn, he's just having it You don't even care, there's like all these people standing around

What do you do, fight the eagle? No, I'm saying the eagle doesn't care about the people He's trying to eat it There's an eagle sees that food Yeah, you're gonna cut the hook You're gonna get picked and it's gonna happen to me and fucking Alaska Did it really, bro? No, I never happened Well, okay Brian. Brian told me to eat it right now.

But the guy did throw fish into the water and if Baldi came out and grabbed it in front of us. I don't know if it was on my line. I can't remember. There's a little shark. Yeah, there's a lot of baby sharks on along the shoreline. This is a very sweet story. A high school quarterback scored actually eight touchdowns after his mother a lot of baby sharks along the shoreline. This is a very sweet story, a high school quarterback, scored actually eight touchdowns after his mother passed away from cancer.

Are there some pretty sure Tom Brady? Why? I'm just probably like the article. What was the picture of the kid? It's the article, it's the article. Red Bayon has a picture of the kid. Tom Brady showed, said I'm proud of you. I kidn't tell.

Yesterday I lost my amazing mother today. I kidn't tell her to score eight touchdowns. Things are basically, he's in high school that kid. He's in high school that kid. I can't tell. He was on that, I can't tell. He was on that, I candie yesterday. I lost my amazing I can't get a huge touchdowns. Thanks They I school that kid me mama. I school you Yeah, you that little kids team. Oh, this is like just Just symbolic after his mama dad Get it bro, yeah Was mom died from cancer. Yeah, from'm from Cancer. Jesus Christ.

So, that was pretty cool. So, I'm not sure anyone here even cares about WWE, but then I thought this was a scripted thing, but a fan tackled this guy Seth Rollins, and it was not scripted. It was a real thing that happened here. Did you just jump out? Yeah, I knocked out So that's a fan they came in and tackled South Rowlands and they switched the campus here focused on the fake guys That's it we can't see the way I'm a bit more

The guys in sweat No more fuckers that heated I watch I don't know how this guy even got in the boom He double-aged the fuck yeah, but if you're caught by surprise, you know, it's definitely a Look at that. Yeah, yeah, that's a fan. Look at him look at that wrong guys kicking him He went for a choke. And he's still playing it up. What the fuck is going on bro?

How was he able to just jump back? Yeah, exactly. That's the crazy part. That's fucking insane. Well, also how that Rollins take down the fence? Not good. I mean, you Your blindside though I don't know he's barely here his head turns he sees it is that turns and then here Yeah, there's a really big guy to big boy out of shape guy for sure, but there's a lot of mouth for like a weird guillotine Yeah, get him in there and fucking but he heated about that fucking wrestling match

Yeah, but so that wasn't a scripting that was a real thing the guys up for some charges right now. Yeah That's fucking How the fuck did he get you got hit hard? Yeah, yeah, I was out of nowhere. There's a lot of mass headin towards them Yeah, that guy's a yeah rock them Okay I've seen this Yeah, that guy's a... Yeah, rock them. Okay. I haven't seen this. But I didn't know. He's so...

Yeah. What are you doing? End of quote. They're all, oh fuck. I forgot what it was for, but... But I just let it fly like... Not ever do, yeah. Yeah, he's an old guy.

Imagine if Trump did that, how gross did he get? He's younger than Trump, isn't he? No, he's older than Trump. Oh if Trump did that, how gross did he get? He's younger than Trump, isn't he? Now he's older than Trump, isn't he? Oh yeah, he's fucking 79, dude. Okay. Let me just play this for you. He said, yeah, so I guess there's like, you know, different scripts they have,

even when we do a reads here, they'll say like, okay, just mention this, you're not supposed to read that. He read all that. He read parts of the script, they should read. He's like, Ron Bergen, dude. He's like, we're together with your family, this thing's came in and want you to know how grateful I am to serve as your president.

And I promised you that I'll never stop working to address your family's needs. And together, we're going to confront challenges that we face them, or going to face them honestly. That's the part you should be doing. Keep building this economy around hard-working folks who built this country. So happy thanks, Kimmy, and God bless you, and may God protect your troops, and I'm headed to a

So just that part was like a Walmart read for the Walmart. Yeah, no, he said that So robots. Yeah, he says encode here, huh? Where's end quote end quote? Do they say end quote? The food kitchen to serve for the troops, and I'm headed to let it right. Yeah, let it right He says ain't both meals right now. Thank you for your time in effort now plenty of time to talk to Oh, he like whispered it as you walked He just I mean he just seems super super old The White House the White House fucking ages you and gentlemen You must be 79 have to fucking read all the time this in public. Yeah, it's a fucking beast Yeah, I mean what kid kids I got a run. You run. Oh, yeah

You got to catch you three thirty five you want to end this right now the one more just a quick I mean is it good or is it like you fish? I didn't 35. You want to just end this right now though? One more? Just a quick finish. Is it good or is it like you fished? I didn't know what this animal was, but you like noses, right? I don't know. This is, yeah, tepeer. Oh. What is that?

Tepeer? Tepeer? That's a thing. So I'm giving you some poppers. You're having some poppers. I think you just saw. I guess. No, it's like, oh, it's too hot.

It's a real cute. Zebra body. Yeah. Chocolate face. I think they're indigenous to South America. I think they're indigenous to South America. I think they'repers. I think. I guess. No, it's not. I know it's too. It's not really cute. Zebra Body Chocolate Face. I think they're indigenous to South America. And I maybe.

Is it of the pig family? They're definitely Jaguar food or something. Is that a tape here that we're ready? It is a taper. It's a pure, whatever that is. Basically we mean when I eat a lot of it. Got these cute. Oh, and they get older you're pretty good from Central America there you go. Yeah, South and Central Mark Southeast Southeast Asia, too

That sucks. They're kind of like a pig. Yeah, like a little pig. Cute noses. That's great. There's fucking cute Is that it Chin? That's it. I kids this Saturday, me and Chappelle will be live in Ever Washington. That bitch almost sold out every theater watched in one night, only this Saturday, November 27th, then Dania Florida, Fort Lauderdale, Fort Lauderdale improv, the old Fort Lauderdale improv, bringing the New Year's with you thick friends, December 30th through January 1st. That is coming up, But this Saturday, see you soon, Everett, Washington. Also, Thickboy restocking. Restocking the whole goddamn website that's sold out.

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