The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 752

Episode Date: December 7, 2021

The guys get in a heated debate about Oasis and talk Brendan being out sick with food poisoning, what they'd do if they were billionaire's, Shapel's time with UFC fighter Khalil Rountree, Bryan's restaurant suggestions and old feet problems,Tristan Thompson's baby mama drama, Jake Paul rematching Tyron Woodley because Tommy Fury pulled out and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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In 2020, goodRx users saved an average of 79% off retail prices. Yeah. Well, there are nothing. Don't do movies. Is it weird? Because when you do movies, you'll be there, let's say you get a really big part.

You'll be there for three months. Now,'re not going to be the star of the movie. Yeah. You'll be there for three months. You also take the money they give you. Oh, now you'll get residuals. And then what happens is you can't you stand up and also what also happens is it doesn't do anything for your ticket sales. And also what happens is nobody watches the movie and if they do they forget about it immediately. There's so many other movies and it's called Netflix. Anyway, the point is, movies don't matter. Back in the day, when you got one movie

and it was a big role, what it meant, when I was coming up was, you were gonna work for the next three fucking years, and you were gonna be able to buy a house. If you got a TV show, God forbid, on NBC or ABC, whatever, like I had done a couple of times, that meant I didn't have any money worries for the next two years. Unless you're the star though.

Like if you're the star of your movie. Now, yes, sort of. All right, I guess. But what movie stars are there nowadays? You know, it's Idris Alba. There are some big movie stars. Yeah. But okay, so there are 10 people that can get a movie made. Let me rephrase that. There are about seven people that can get a movie stars. Yeah, but okay, so there are 10 people that can get a movie made. Let me

rephrase that. There are about seven people that can get a movie made. You have a better chance of being a US fucking senator than being one of those people just on a mathematical basis. You understand? Can you tell I fucking hate it? Yeah, I know, yeah. And that I don't care about it. And he learned how strongly you and can you tell that Crystalia copies me because that's me and I invented all these words. Where did that come from? From me. Okay. Yeah, let's do a fucking forensics Study of all these moves. It's just fucking and you'll see that I started and then you hang out with your friends and your friends go

Oh, I like that move that Brian's doing let me do it to shake shake shake shake shake shake. That's right. Oh, I fucking get it Don't feel bad about not doing movies. No, okay. All right. We'll move on from the movie subject So you had a good good weekend now. I was in Florida. Florida. Boca Raton. Boca Raton There's real nice out there, right? Yeah, I like that. There's something about that. It's real nice out there, right? Yeah, I like that. That's like a real, it's got some money. Money area. Old, older, kind of like Naples.

And a lot of swingers. Really? Yeah, because what happens is, what happens is when you made all your money and you settled down with your lady and your older, but your lady's a little younger. Teach me. You get bored, you understand. You get bored, and she gets bored. The one thing that's true about all things life is that if you've got a super clean, big, spacious house

and a super clean car and a super expensive watch, and you can eat out at any restaurant you want and never look at any prices. What will happen is you're going to get bored because you need to find some meaning in your life. You need to find something to struggle against so that you get that satisfaction of climbing that wall. That's why Basil is flying in the space. Because he's bored. Because he's going straight up in the air and coming back.

And coming right back down Right back and with William Shetner of all people and and I believe the pleasure he gets is he gets to put on a Space suit Which is what all kids want to do. Yeah, they want to put on a blue space suit and then he wants to Get a little bit of yeah, it's which is cool. It's nice to be a celebrity He gets the cameras and he gets to get a famous actor like William Shatter. We grew up watching Captain Kirk and it's a thing. And a manga, mother.

And you're like, we're gonna go up now and ready and then we'll go up. We're going up. But like, okay, say you got all that money. Yeah. You go to fucking space the same way or not even space, but. The saddest thing is that I give it to. Do you think so? I'm my biggest problem is who I give it to.

What do you mean? You know, let's ask how much money you want to give me? How much money? I'll give you what space is that? Oh, okay. You want to give me that much money? We'll give you that much money. Okay.

So now I have a huge problem. So here's what I do. Number one, my children are fucked. They're fucked. Because they're royalty. Oh my God. It's insane. Okay, remember guys, a billion seconds.

One billion seconds. I'll never forget that. Dude, I'll never forget that. Like, one billion seconds is 33 years. A million seconds is only 11 days. That's how much of a difference is going in. So what's a billion? It's a thousand million.

It's crazy. It's insane. Yeah. The distance is fucking. 11 days that's how much of a difference is what's a billion it's a thousand million it's crazy okay insane Yeah, the distance is fucking that's two hundred thousand million dollars. He has he has two hundred thousand He had that fucking much. I shouldn't know. I'm either do you mad at me because I didn't know that well I didn't know either I did not know it was that One base of seven billion dollars. It's insane. And the compound interest on that is, I don't know, what is it? Is it $6 billion a year?

I mean, I doubt that I'll ever be that rich. But I know you'll never be that rich. I know. I don't want to. But I don't want to. I think I'm gonna say that right here right now. I don't want to. First of all, a billion that right here right now. I don't want to. First of all, a billion dollars.

A billion dollars is already too much, right? It's too much. So give me a billion, watch this. I'll give you a billion. So give me a billion. The 201 billion is the biggest problem with that is how do I make the world better? That responsibility, God put you in that

or whoever put you in that position to have that much responsibility and that much power. Well, how do you make the world a better place? Now you gotta deal with, now foster kids are your problem. Now, yeah, now Jerry Mander school districts where the rich, where all the fucking richest school districts, like in Cook's County, Illinois, which is Chicago, all the richest,

all the superlibs, all the rich liberals, San Francisco, all the richest, all the superlips, all the liberal, rich liberals, San Francisco, all the rich liberals. What they do is they're all about equality, but you know what they do in their neighborhood? They draw literally lines around where the richest houses are, where their neighborhood is, and those tax dollars go to their school, which is a country club, for their kids, and the black and brown kids in the county right next to them, they get their own, the tax dollars from that property, that's all they have to spend on their school. But that's baseless responsibility. So for me, at $211 billion, I figure out how to finance politicians that are gonna make things more equitable.

Okay. I gotta figure out a way so that underprivileged kids in districts that don't have high tax dollars, I fight somehow that gerrymandering, they're all kinds of, we get into these deep problems, but they're my problems now because I can make it, because with my money, I can fucking shape the political landscape

Brian and I guys you some yeah Do you really think you do that? I 100% know I would because I because it'd be like this. Yeah, it'd be like this If somebody shows you where the problem is a hook if somebody says hey You can make a difference your belt you alone. There are kids that are going to school and they're being exposed to lead and they have to pass the floors in with them. And they're in, and it's dangerous,

and it's dilapidated. And they're, actually their brains aren't developing properly because they're not getting enough nutrition, but you can make a difference. You're gonna go fuck. And then you have a team of people to go, and here's how, here's how. Look, Mr. Lacey, here's how. All you have to do of people to go and here's how here's how look Mr. Lacey here's how oh you have to give us a

Million dollars It's what you make in one day you go Okay, yeah, right you're right you understand yeah now you got 50 of those projects and your kids you love your kids Yeah, love a problem is They have nothing to struggle against and typically if you look at the richest kids in the world, they ain't doing well. There was a documentary about it. They're all, they're all, they're in and out of rehab,

they commit suicide. There's all kinds of weird shit that goes on. So how do you instill struggle? I always think about that. Like, when I grew up, I kind of got the best of both worlds. Like when I was with my mom and my stepfather, I grew up in a very poor area. But then when I was obviously adopted

into the white family, I'm in a better area, more money, people have wealth. But there was problems on both ends. It may have been different problems, but there was still problems on like, I saw problems in homes on the rich side. I saw problems in homes on the poor side. Like, I mean, the problems were a little bit different.

I knew parents, you know, kids who I grew up with are in the rich area, whose parents didn't give a fuck about them. Yeah, of course. They were just, send them away. Yeah, you could do whatever the fuck you want. To make that kind of money. And it was just completely... You you can do whatever like you want to make that kind of money and it was just completely. You got to have the good look because to make that kind of money, you're out of the house

all day. Yeah, you're not home for dinner. Jeff Bezos is really good at the game of capitalism. He works 22 hours a day. Always has. Bill Gates didn't get to be Bill Gates without working 22 hours a day. They have a weird, they have a strange endurance and ability to put work ahead of everything else. Have you ever met any of those people who make crazy money? I mean, not that kind of money. They're not bad people. I met people that make a lot of money. Yeah. Well, they're not, they're very busy. And so your kids get raised by nanny, so a lot of times. Go to Malibu High. It's called affluenza.

You know what affluenza is? No, you got to have to drop that one. Affluenza is money. So, influenza is a flu. They get affluenza, which is like, they're raised by nannies, and they get dumb money. Yeah, they're just down. They're just depressed. They get into substance abuse at young ages.

My point is I'm fucking problem. No, man, if I had that kind of money, the first thing I do is I'd have a tennis court. I'd have a jujitsu match. And I was like, man, that's where I was kidding. I was like, I'm not going to do all this shit. I would have, listen, man, I'd have trainers. I'd have to be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, even, I'd fucking train, if I get my black belt and jujitsu, I'd get really good at tennis. I'd be on fucking all kinds of TNT, so I didn't break down.

Yep, because you need it. Yep, I'd have a chef make sure my meals were on point. I'd have great dinners. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, I'd do all that. That's exactly what I'm talking about. I'd do all that. You would do all that.

Yeah, I'd fucking, I'd be, I'd stay at the best hotels in Sorrento and in Florence. I mean, yeah, of course I do all that. Exactly. Of course. Okay. Yes. Okay, hold on.

That's what I'm talking about. But you would make it seem like, you know, if I had a, you sound like you're doing a fucking Miss USA page. I know, but, but I'm saying, if I had a building to pop up, you start to realize that there are certain things that are pleasing to your eye and pleasing to your taste buds,

pleasing to your skin. Yes. That's sensation. Is it any wonder that everybody who's fucking super rich like this, like Jack Dorsey, they renounce all that shit? Jack Dorsey's living in fucking Costa Rica He walks him on half with a surfboard under his he walks that's his life That's his life because he wants to feel he wants to feel some strife. There's nothing wrong with that

I I admire it. He's he's into like different kinds of food diets and restrictions. Yeah, he's not out there He's not doing all the blow with all the hookers That's what you would do for a while. Yeah. And then you'd be like, oh wait. Then you're like, and this fucking is exhausting. That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah, $211. I don't know how much would you stop doing stand-up? Would you stop trying to find out who you really are as a comic? You know what? No, you wouldn't. No, I wouldn't. Fuck no. There's something about, there's something beautiful about comedy. I've learned more about myself

as a person in comedy than anything I've ever done. Call the things I've done, fucking cheerleading, blah, blah, blah, blah, anything. Comedy is the one thing where I figured out so much about myself. I've found like forgiveness, you know, being one of them. Fuck it out, dude. By my anger problems. Wow. I've fucking, you know, being one of them. Fuck it, dude. My anger problems.

Wow. I fucking, you know, I'm just a lot more way more calm than I've ever been before. That's huge, dude. And that's just like, but that's because, like, that's what stand up has done for me. I remember I do this joke about my stepfather, him being, because he was abusive, right?

And I would go up there and I would do this joke and The crowd wasn't fucking what I'm like why not why not why why are they not fucking with this and then what I realized I was like oh, I'm still mad. I sound like I sound like I'm upset so they're like oh this is like Yeah, like I'm going up there with this with this mallas so then Yeah, like I'm going up there with this with this mallas. So then what I did, I did this like deep. Cause they believed you, they knew it was really happening. Exactly.

And it ain't funny, child abuse ain't funny. It ain't funny. But I've made it funny. Because what I've done with it, I've learned to accept everything that happened and understand that that was a moment in time. That's not my life. And so, and what I've learned with stand up,

you have to, you can say that. Like you can stop for a second with the funny and make that apparent to people. And then it makes them relax in a sense to where it's like, oh, that's the art form. You know, and that's what's beautiful about it. It's just going up there and being able to do that, and it makes me not only am I okay and cool

with my stepfather who we had to have a crazy pass together, but it's like not only what it's done for me with stand up, but it's just made me move forward more than anything, more like the most forward moving I've think I've ever done in my fucking life. That's so fucking amazing. That's all crazy. That's so a man out. You know what man? I was in San Jose on Wednesday. I sold that bitch out. God. Alright, UFC 269 is here in Draft King Sportsbook. The official sports betting

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a, that's a big room. Where's everybody on stairs? With the bottom level. You were there. Yeah. Bottom level was good. The spread of upstairs? The spread of mouth. When you don't want to hurt the chef's feelings. They spread out like that? They spread him out.

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It was the night it's tough. People don't fucking realize. Someday, people are going to have a hard hard, it is like, to sell tickets. To sell tickets, like just being, like obviously being a comedian is hard as fuck, but like there's all these layers to it. You now, you gotta build an audience.

People gotta come see you. Look man, look man. It's fucking tough. What, what, but I love it. What I think is I was talking to Andrew Schultz about that, like Andrew Schultz is crushing it. And you know, for even for an guy like Andrew, when you get really busy, you get busy. Yeah.

So part of what got you to the dance, you got to keep going as well as managing this whole thing. It doesn't get easier. It gets more of a challenge. Not at all. It's like, it's the same idea. It's like, but what I like about what you were saying before about forgiveness and all that is that if you want to get to know yourself, if you want to actually learn about yourself, get

good at one thing, get really good at one thing. That's the whole point of getting your black belt in Jiu-Jitsu. It's not so in case you get on the street. No, it's what you have to overcome within yourself to get that black belt, to compete, to be better than people you didn't think you were better than all that shit, so you can realize your potential. And that's why stand up, that's why I will never stop doing stand up. I want to see what else I got.

I'm always carving. I'm always kind of figuring it out. I feel like it's kind of like it's just an endless, you know, learning thing. I was talking with, when I had Calil around tree on my podcast and we were talking about him getting into fighting. And he, he told me how that helped him find his inner peace. All these things he was doing with fighting, uh, there he is right there. Where? Right there. Yeah.

with fighting, there he is right there. Where? Right there. Yeah. And how, like his transformation of like losing all that way, he was at 300 some pounds and then got down to two. I think he fights at two or five. I don't know that. I don't know that.

You're only 50 pounds heavier. I think. Too thick. 50. Okay, more? How much you weigh? I think I'm like 265. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Hey, eat a dick, meatball. Sorry, that was aggressive. I think I'm like two sixty five get the fuck out of here. Yeah, hey eat a dick meatball

Sorry, that was aggressive. I swear. I'm good on my You hold it in you hold it in your in your shoulders in your chest though What my way? Yeah, you're like see that's the unit about me. I show like you look at my arms You're looking my shoulders look at all that stuff people are like hell. Yes. Pills got it going on You put you care this you 60 well this It's tough. I need to lose it though. I need to fucking lose it But Khalil and inspired me because he said he he didn't make it like this intense goal Like where he had like where he was beating himself up to lose all that way

I mean he's so shreddy. He just he just stayed consistent. He just found consistency That's he found consistency and that's what helped him lose all that way. But what I thought was interesting was him saying fighting helped him find inner peace being and I don't know the world of fighting at all. But I just thought that was very interesting to hear someone say that. Yeah, but it's the same thing. Because fighting, I mean, it's an aggressive thing. Well, but it's also an art form.

It's also an art form. Like, to be fighting on his level, you have to solve the problem in front of you. That's another fighter. So the thing about fighting with Khalil Lout, when he draws an opponent, his team has to find out what that guy is good at. So what you have to work at is not only do you have to work on neutralizing whatever it is that they're good at. But you gotta then come up with a surprise

because he's watching tape on you. So now you gotta come up with a surprise he hasn't seen. You gotta come up with a different bag of tricks because if he says, well, he uses this jab a lot and he sets that jab up and then he'll look down and he wants you to drop your hands and he'll throw an overhand right watch out for that. We know the team knows that that's what he's looking for.

So you gotta now come up with something different. He's not expecting you to hit him low with low kicks, kick that calf out. Well, how do I do that when I get in punch and face because I'm exposing? Well, keep your mouth, now you're working on a whole different technique. So when you show up, he sees a different look.

His team. His team was planning on this game plan. Now, they know you're gonna go your happy place. They know that that's what you're gonna do. But you gotta add shit to your arsenal if you're gonna beat this dude, because you know he's adding shit. You've studied him too.

And the team that comes out with something, a fresher look that can catch him on the top, with honest chin and knock him out, or come up with a submission he isn't expecting. You understand? And then sometimes, you know also that you might be, you might, both of you guys throw the whole game plan out, you're back to your happy place,

and now it's a match of wills. Now, who's gonna get more tires? It's fucking interesting. Yeah, but to be able to train that way, Now it's a match of wills. Now, now who's gonna get more tired? You understand? Yeah, but so to be able to train that way, and to keep it going, and to manage, not only your energy, but also make sure you don't train over-trains, you don't get injured.

Yeah. There are so many, you have to understand your body. You got to key in how you're feeling. You got to communicate with other people. You got to stay, keep your mind clear so that you're not, you don't have all this emotional bullshit in your head when you go to fight, you understand? It makes another person.

Which is another thing. He talks about all the things he does outside of fighting that helps him for when he goes to fight. Like he expressed like meditation. Of course. That. So you're not attached to your problems. So you so that you can witness your problems,

you're not swimming in your problems. That's the whole point of meditation. Is to watch, the great thing about your intellect and your brain, your mind, is you can actually observe your mind. You can observe the way your mind works. You can observe, you can watch thoughts come into the room that is your mind. You can watch them leave. You can actually observe how you physically feel. You can even observe your own fatigue. In the middle of the fucking, in the worst thing, you're like, oh man, I can't move my legs. I'm so tired, but I'm watching this.

I guess I don't necessarily do meditation. I should, I should probably try it, but I try. Mine is the journaling. I guess that would be my form of it, because that's how I figure out a lot of shit. Like anything and everything that happens to me, or comes my way, it literally goes straight to the fucking journal. Okay, the journaling is getting to what you honestly revere, what you honestly are afraid of,

what you're honestly worried about, what you honestly want, what you honestly revere, what you honestly are afraid of, what you're honestly worried about, what you honestly want, what you honestly need. That's what writing does, too. Like when I fucking write stand up, I got a fucking kid now to what I'm afraid of. I'm talking about this a lot. Yeah. I'm afraid of my age.

I'm afraid of young people. I'm afraid of the world changing this fast. Just in a lot of ways, like there's a lot of funny. A lot of layers to it. Yeah, man. When you start to go, I thought you just been in general. I was thinking about my own feet, how I'm dying, how I can feel myself dying, and it's only gotten to my feet.

If I could trade my mother fucking feet in, I would. So you could never have that fucking feeling. If the only side they had was paisley or hot pink, I'd be like, give me those feet if they're new. And then they'd be like, what do you want us to do with these old feet? I go feed them the pigs. I don't give a fuck what you do.

Do whatever the fuck you want. Give me those luthin' it, Dan. Yeah, so now I know I gotta wear special shoes. Yeah. And I gotta warm my feet up. That means I'm getting old here. Are these special shoes? Now these are my common projects.

But you gotta put some shit in them to help them out, huh? These are my dope kids. Are you got to you got to put some shit in them to help them out I keep lifting a lot these are my dope kids are those new these are new I've had this for a long time Brennan got me to wear it by these back in 1995. Yeah, those are different. Yeah They're common projects. They're expecting is it is oh really? Yeah, but I mean what do you think cat? You're? You know, you know, you know, you don't you don't buy shit. You're alright. You don't, you don't, you don't buy a shit. You're not a clothing guy. You don't buy it. Not even clothing, but like just things in general.

I'm downgrading to my ad. My Tesla, I'm getting the three. I'm not even, I'm getting out of that S. I'm getting the three. I don't need anything. I mean, you'll see, yeah. I need a comfortable man. I'm a minimalist.

I have a view for the first time. I like my view, but I don't, I don't don't need shit you could what are you gonna steal from me? You could steal all my clothes take whatever you there's nothing you can take I'll just just leave my children out of it Looks nice. That's that's like way the S is like the higher ones. Yeah, I got the three with the long battery life That's all I fucking And Brennan's like He hates on those damn Teslas. He's a car guy though. That's an emotional thing

So no car guys in a fucking Tesla some guys are but I mean You know there's don't go like the sound of an engine if you like that Shit and all the turbo stuff see we're the same people when it comes to that. I'm not I'm not Turbo stuff see we're we're the same people want to come today. I'm not I'm not hey See that Brenda I don't know what camera you see that so Brennan has better There you go. I we didn't tell him. Yeah, that's just good. Oh, yeah, we did say shit Brennan shop has bad food poisoning. Yeah, he's littered down IVs. He took he ate bad sushi Yeah, I think his whole household has food poisoning right now His uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's call him. Let's call him

Yeah, that's face now. No, he doesn't have face. Oh Yeah, his phone doesn't let him face if he's on why thought it's something weird. Oh, let's go Why yeah, that's same as me. That's because I got that cricket We just have to like call our providers. Okay, this cricket still exists. Yes it does. It's doing pretty well. Oh, excuse me cricket.

Oh no, here it is. Is he answering? Yeah. Tell him about our dab. Yeah, we're dabbing. Come get some of that. Yeah, stop this. It's probably sleeping.

He's probably sleeping. Yeah, he don't want to answer. Yeah, stop this. It's probably sleeping. He's probably sleep. Yeah Anyway, he sick is fuck he's throwing up somewhere Yeah, it's on his Instagram. It's on his story. He's all bunch You're calm. He's not there. Yeah, he's definitely somewhere blow and ask but there it is food poisoning the fucking worst I think Brendan's gonna be hyped on this though because he's gonna lose weight I think he's gonna be happy the next few days. Yeah, it's the way he looks. Yeah his body His body dysmorphia issues. I mean the last time I got food poisoning. I was in Florida teaching a cheer camp,

and I ate at an applebee's, and it was the veggie pizza, and it fucking rocked my world. Phew. Like, literally, both ends just wouldn't stop. And I was like, why would this not stop? I think that was the first time I ever had food poisoning. But it was not.

Brennan and Vegas got food poisoning for meeting sushi. And we both were semi-stick. It was bad. I said, you okay? Because no, dude, we were both fucked up. Maybe it was, I don't think it was nine years ago. You ate fish in the middle of the desert? I know.

And I knew it because I saw the kitchen. I saw the guy mopping shit up and the fish just tasted just a little off. I got a steel trap stomach, but it fucked me up. That's what one thing Brandon said about you. For a month afterwards. I was, I was, yeah, I don't get sick because I grew up overseas. No, he was saying you're really good at spotting out really good restaurants.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like you could, you could tell just by looking at certain things. I can walk in. You can get a vibe and you're like, don't just say it. Yeah, I can take one look at the rest. I can walk in and see it. a vibe and you like, don't just say it. Yeah. I can take one look at the rest. I can walk in and see it. I can even see it. It's not even with the sign.

I can tell you right. And the minute I see the bread, we're off to the rest. I know you took me somewhere. The last place we went a few weeks ago, me, you, Herman, was Wally's. Wally's?

That was pretty good. Yeah, it's great. I like that spot. That place is great. We're gonna do it again. Oh yeah, we will. I love W of wallets because I'm friends with Robert who's the summer either and and Who's a what fucking and the wine guy? I can't believe I'm free. Oh, you said I'm forgetting the other the other Psalms name. I'm such an asshole It's okay. It'll come to you later. I know Look at that age.

Alias. No, it's not. He's fine. He's fine. You got it. God, dude. Alias! Alias!

Alias! There we go. Alias! There we go. Good answer. Good answer. Yes, will they take care of me? No.

I love it there. A walleye sees my one of my go-to spots. Walleye scope of the event too. You find me anywhere in those places. I guess you have like, I get all, you have the flavor. Really good at flavor. Oh, dude, they're wine, they're cheese,

they're chocolate board. I can't do their one. They're chocolate boards crazy. They're pork chop. Fuck you, it's so good. Fuck, you want the best caviar. It's, everything about them, they're winds by the glass. They'll kill it.

That place is great with those. They got that old, that career of that. Carrera marble. Those marble slabs with, oh, I love that place. It's a scene too. It's a, the one in Beverly Hills and the one in Santa Monica become later on at night. Yeah.

I mean, it's a, it's a scene. Some of the, some of the prettier people in the world. There it is. That's it, right? Yeah. That's what we were. I love that whole. I love it.

You're a fun dinner person. If that makes any sense. I like going out. Let's go on again. Like when we go to eat, like it's like a fun vibe. We make it fun. Of course. Good conversations.

Yes. We get deep. It's the whole point. We get deep. We be goofy. It's the whole point. It's the whole point. It's the whole point. We get deep. We'd be goofy. It's the whole point. It's just fucking that's the whole point Fascinating you want to and I what I do is I invite usually I'll invite a group of people from all different backgrounds Mm-hmm and it creates this amazing dynamic. You know my background. I know all about your background How you know don't worry about what do you know about me? I'm worried about it. What do you know about me? I did some I did some work

This some work. How was your weekend kids? It was good. I went to scope about me. I did some work. I did some work. How was your weekend, kids? It was good. I went to Skolpa yesterday. You did? Yeah, so good. What's the idea? I ran Skolpa. It's a Italian restaurant.

I went with Stevie because he was craving a steak. He had brought up the one I skolpa. It's so good. So we went last night and had it. It just delivers everything along. You guys didn't call me. It's so good. So we went last night and had it and it's it just delivers every single time. You guys in college. So good. Oh, I actually got in fight with him yesterday because I had recorded something earlier in the day and I was really craving Italian food. He wanted to be good. So I like argued with him for two hours until he made a reservation.

Oh, yeah. So like I wanted it. He just caved in. Good. Good. Good. Yeah. Have you been in that Italian restaurant that's like right up Laurel. It's like Pachi it's right under the Laurel Canyon store I think Pachi Is that one that used to be called Pachi? I don't know that it still is yes. I've eaten there many times. Yeah, how's that one just okay? Really I mean not compared to every time every time I rolled by there. Yeah, it's not nearly as good. It's always packed Yeah, it's packed, but it's not it's not scope really. It's not nearly as good as it's always packed. Yeah, it's packed, but it's not it's not scope really. It's not So good you have to know it's not Nando and Manhattan Beach. It's not I mean, yeah, come on I'll give you my restaurant if you're on a hat and beach. Nando. I thought that would be it

Nando man Beach as per Daria Uh-huh Daria who's fromily, that place is fucking unbelievable. No, no. That's it. And that beach. And that dude had one of the most successful restaurants in Chicago. You want to eat steak?

You want steak? That motherfucker right there is brother. The guy. Brother cooks. These two guys. That guy. That's his brother who's in the kitchen. That is fucking it.

And that's my brother, Daria. That's my boy Daria. He's a racist. What? That he's doing that? No, he's like He's a Italian. Yeah, he's a Italian racist listen those are two million do it. I think that's what you can't Why we're just mimicking with you know that's not dude. That's what that's why can't we do that? He's kidding Oh you kidding? This is oh you know listen listen Those two are that those are two Italian magicians when it comes to food, okay?

You want the best steak in the world? They get their fucking meat from a place in Australia. A very special place. This guy's a maniac when it comes to steak. You go, you find me better steak. I'll give you your money back. That place is unfodeled. You said me having beef, that's what you said.

That dude knows his wine like nobody's business. So there's Nando and Manan Beach. There's Viannato in Venice. You've heard me talk about that a bunch. Oh, by the way, he's married to a physician. This dude, always in that, oh, I never see him in that. He's always in a fucking perfect suit. A stud.

That's why I want to grow up to be that dude right there. Daria. Yeah, he's the best. He's the fucking best. He's the best. That Nando Viano, Scopa, there's one of these. We're there.

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Yeah, that's the best. And now that I got you to do the sick food, it's so good. He made the pasta right there, come on. Hey, now that I got you here by, you know, just you and I, you know, we haven't done this yet. We haven't sat down individually. Yeah. I gotta ask you something.

God, man. And I've been holding back on it. Bring it. You know, I've been holding back on it bring it, you know I've been holding I've been holding back real fucking arm, but motherfuckers everybody's like yo call them out on that shit Man, and I'm like, you know, I said back. I'll be quiet. You know, I'm let me journal. I've already been dragged through the mock Yeah, you've been through yeah, yeah, I'm bloody I'm bruised, but but I'm still standing what's your problem with my favorite band? Huh now we we right here right now you look now you can look me now now now we're not sitting at a distance You mean you right we right across the way you know oasis. Yeah, what is your problem and and I and you know and I say this to

Steve burn as well who's a huge oasis. Shout out to Steve Burns. And I watched that documentary on... Supersonic? Oasis. Uh-huh. And I find that guy's voice. I find that guy's voice to be... Ssshhh.

Week in the middle. Okay? I find him to be... Sipel, you need to forgive him. Week in the middle, okay? I find him to be. Suppel, you need to forgive him. We can't win the middle. I find him when he sings, he sounds like you could fold him like a chair. But of course he's all raucous. I know he's Irish and raucous, meaning he drinks a lot and he gets and fights with his

own brother. But I seem to come up empty. Sometimes when you eat food, you ever notice how you eat food and it's like a delicious piece of dough and it feels good in your mouth. It's just too much. It's a piece of dough. No, no, no, no, no.

You can stop in your mouth. No, wait, stop in your fucking face. I'm just saying, and then you do. Stop it. That dough in powder sugar and you're like, this is the best fucking dough I've ever had. But then you quickly realized that about 20 minutes later, you have no fucking energy.

Because all it is is dough. It's nemty calorie. Then you go to a place like Scopa, Nando, Viva Vanito, qualis, you have the pork chop, you have the fucking steak where they grow those cows in very, very cold climates where they eat grass with the fucking frost on it. And somehow it makes the meat just so. And then you have a Sicilian. This is where the fucking...

You don't stop. You don't stop. ...who studied fucking cooking not in a school, but from his mama from his mom and Sicily and you wonder why it tastes good in your mouth because it's got substance So do me a favor. I know you like fucking oasis But there are people out there like spring steam and fucking Bob Dylan and you Bob Dylan you two that beg to differ Bob Dylan that voice Not in the void Bobby. No, but you was talking about voices. All right, you talking about voice me voice

Hey, yeah, you singer. How do you compare Kanye West to his his body of work to Kanye's to oasis come on now be honest and it's an artistic you're an artist listen I'm a fan of both I understand I'm a huge fan of both. I got a lot of fans. I know you do, but come on now. Listen, listen, listen. Listen, listen. I can go off. I can go off on Kanye for days. Listen, I think he's one of the greatest artists of our time. What do you think? for days. Listen, I think he's one of the greatest artists of our time. What do you think? Come on. You're gonna ask the racist? Yeah. Kanye.

That's a serious question. Cat. I feel like I don't know enough about this topic, but they're like apples and oranges. They're so different. Yeah, they're so different. I'm talking about just from... Oh wait, we have a real musician here. Yeah. What the fuck am I doing?

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He makes all his own beats. If he makes his own production, then I'll guess he Kanye. Not, some songs he does, some songs he'll collab with, but yeah, majority of his stuff. Are you, would they explain to me why, would you like Oasis? I mean, just the hits that, that's the only ones I know. It's cool, but I'm not like super.

I remember Kanye when he first came out through the wire and that kind of stuff. I was like, holy crap, this is amazing. I know that's a loop of something else. I mean, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's gonna be the day. There were other songs I mean, you know, I'm saying today. It's gonna be the day. I have other songs. No, I know.

Other songs don't throw out Wonderwall at me. Hey, hey, you know what? This is what this, this is how this conversation comes in right here. Learn more, Oasis songs, and then what the conversation is. I watched the documentary. That doesn't mean you learned the songs. I listened to them.

You would you listen to it? Give me, give me five. the song. I listened to them. You want you listen to it. Give me five. Super sonic. Okay. All right. It's good. No, pull that shit out.

That's what I do. That is a little bit back after. I'm getting her in this. That's what I was talking about. You don't know enough about the band to say they suck. I mean, maybe I don't say they suck. I just don't think they're in the top of the pantheon. They're just like they're a band that did that's that's that was that did their thing

for a very short period of time. I don't think there. I don't put them up. I think Jane's addiction is better than they are. Chin. Jane's addiction was amazing. I don't know enough about the honestly, I don't know enough.

I think they read how Chilean peppers have a way to Oh my gosh, under the bridge, come on. I mean, she felt not having that. Yeah, yeah, putting you two in the same category. Yeah, putting you two in there. Listen, for me. Yeah. You two, oh my lord.

Big time. I mean, just the lyrics alone. John Bono's lyrics alone. I like a couple of YouTube songs. I've heard quite a bit. I mean, running the lyrics alone. Jon, Bottle's lyrics, how's it going? I like a couple YouTube songs. I've heard quite a bit. I mean, running the standstill. Sunday, bloody Sunday. I like that one.

There's so many good songs. I'm just saying. You're not even a music guy. I'm not. Right? No, I'm not. I don't think you were. I'm really not.

So you just wanted to hurt me and Steve's feelings. No, I just feel like Oasis, it was so painfully commercial with only a handful of songs that people, I mean, they were very popular. Those were the songs that hit the states. Yeah, yeah, I'm always weary of popular. But everywhere else, I'm telling you. Yeah.

I just didn't, I listened to the lyrics, the lyrics weren't that deep to me. Bring up the lyrics. I've watched this. I've watched this. listened to the lyrics, the lyrics weren't that deep to me. Bring up the lyrics. I don't know why. I've heard a slide away. Bring up the lyrics. I've heard a slide away. Bring up the lyrics.

Bring up the lyrics of slide away. Casual shadow. Yeah. Bring up. No, that's like a way. I know. Slide away and give it all you got. My today fell in from the top.

I dream of you and all the things you say, I wonder where you are now. Hold me down all the world to sleep. I need you now. I need you to know you've knocked me off my feet. I dream of you and we talk of growing old, but you said please don't. Slide in baby together we'll fly.

I've tried praying, but I don't know just what you're saying to me. Now that your mind will find a way of chasing the sun. Let me be the one who shines with you in the morning. We don't know what to do. Two of a kind we will find a way of chasing the sun, let me be the one who shines with you in the morning. We don't know what to do. Two of a kind will find a way to do what we've done. Let me be the one who shines with you and we can slide away, slide away, slide away.

My today phone from the time... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'll just bring up just maybe a couple songs. Bring up, she's the one, Springsteam. This was a song he wrote to a girl he couldn't have. All right, let's just try this, but I'm gonna give you another one. With her killer graces and her secret places that no boy can fill. And with her hands on her hips, oh, and that smile on her lips because she knows that it kills me.

With that soft French cream standing in that door where like a dream I wish she'd just leave me alone because French cream won't soften and boots and French kisses will not break that heart of stock. Fuck is French cream. With a long hair falling in her eyes that shine like the midnight sun. Oh, oh, she's the one.

And that thunder in your heart at night when you're kneeling in the dark, it says you're never gonna leave her but there's an angel in her eyes that tells such desperate lies and all you wanna do is believe her. And tonight, you'll try just one more time to leave it all behind and break on through,

but she can take you, and if she wanna break you, she's gonna find out it ain't so easy to do. And no matter where you sleep tonight or how far you run, she's the one. Okay. What the fuck? Chin, if you had to compare those lyrics. Don't put me in this man. They're both great. They're both great. They're both well. We're Brad Brown is super passionate about this one. Yeah. You notice the way he read the

away. I know. I know. This way. Bring up growing up. Just bring up growing up. Springstay again. Yeah. I'm only starting with springsteady. We can get it. I'm just talking growing up. Now this is another song. He was 20-24 when he wrote this. When I stood stone like it midnight suspended in my masquerade and I combed my hair till it was just right and I commanded the night brigade and I was open to pain and crossed by the rain and I walked on a crooked crutch and I strolled out all alone into a fallout zone and came out with my soul untouched. And I hid in the clouded wrath of the crowd when they when they said, sit down, I stood up. Ooh, ooh, growing up. And that flag of piracy, this is what it is to be a young man.

When you're a kid and nobody understands you, that flag of piracy flew from my mass and my sales were set wing to wing. I had a few bucks graduate for a first mate. She couldn't sell, but she sure could sing. And I pushed 52 and bombed them with the blues, but my gear set stubborn on standing. I broke all the rules strafed, which means shot. Why don't you get the point? Yeah. All right, he's very passionate. Ah. About a lot of things.

Wait, go back and go, go down, go down, go down. No, this is my favorite. You guys sure that's your favorite. Watch this, watch this, right? This is romantic, listen to this. All right, I took, well I took month-long vacations in the stratosphere

and you know it's really hard to hold your breath. I swear I lost everything I ever loved or feared. I was the cosmic kid in full costume dress. Well my feet, they finally took root in the earth, but I got me a nice little place in the stars. And I swear I found a key to the universe in the engine in old park car. Come on. Listen, listen. Come on, motherfuckers. God damn, he was 22 you fuck Growing up and I could just keep on going I'll go to first of all you two don't make go to you

We don't need to go any further. I just hate the way you read the lyrics though. Yeah, yeah You read you read those super you read those with fucking that man You read those super, you read those with fucking that man power thing. I'll read anything you want from a racist. I mean, I'll not be a racist. You're gonna read it like a jacket. I'll do it. No, I'll give it a seat patch. Give it up.

Bring up who else? I'll live forever. Live forever. I'm gonna give this the same patch. I'll live forever. Watch my fucking read. I studied the spoken word. I started, live forever.

This is dedicated to me because I'm basically fucking immortal. All right. Maybe I don't, because I'm basically fucking immortal. All right. Maybe I don't really wanna know how your garden grows because I just wanna fly. Lately, did you ever feel the pain in the morning rain as it soaks you to the bone? Maybe I just wanna fly. I wanna live, I don't wanna die.

Maybe I just wanna breathe. Maybe I just don't believe. Maybe they're the same as me. We see things they'll never see you and I are gonna live forever I like this. I said maybe I don't want to really I don't really want to know how your garden grows because I just want to Fly lately did you ever feel the pain in the morning rains that soaks you to the bone? Maybe I will never be all the things that I want to be now Is not the time to cry now's the time to find out why.

I think you're the same as me. We'll see things that they'll never see. You and I are gonna live forever. Maybe I don't really want to know how your garden grows. That's everything. All right, so he's repeating a lot, but that's not bad. It's not bad.

It's not beautiful. That's when you see how it lacks some depth. I mean it doesn't It doesn't Go deep you just but I do like that. I do but there's a lot of gunna live forever We get he's like I don't like to argue with old people I like to respect my elder now you know what you know what this is the truth if that shit moves you then that's true Hey, what I thought was interesting that you do Appreciate a lot of Kanye's work. I do because I went down that rabbit hole. Yeah, because I wanted to see

I he made you curious while I listen to people who know better and they were explaining why Kanye special Yeah, why he broke the mold Yeah, so then when you start when you lit when you study, and then you listen to the music from that perspective, that dude is a ground breaker. And so then how are you gonna be, because as an old white dude, it didn't grow up with rap really. Yeah.

You know, you can be just ignorant to true artistry. I wanna know who my artistic heroes are as they walk around. You understand? That's the other thing about keeping in mind is that we live in a time when you got to put people up on a pedestal and we dissect everything they've ever done and they get canceled because they sent a tweet out or they're not perfect. Well, I don't believe in gold. Gold is called purity and I don't believe in purity when it comes to human beings.

The Nazis tried that shit. Didn't to human beings the Nazis tried that shit Mm-hmm didn't work the French Revolution tried that shit And we have got a lot of bodies to prove that utopias and Perfecting the human being like the cultural revolution in fucking China that starved probably 20 million people and counting Is a very bad idea you know Metal if you want to build something out of metal, if you want to make a sword or a pylon that holds up a building, you got to have, you got to mix that metal

with, it's called an alloy. You can't have pure steel, little snap. The reason that you mix metal, steel is, is because it makes it stronger. So, you know, don't look for your heroes to be perfect. You'll miss them when they're still walking around. Yeah, you almost want to take it like a... That's from Carl Jung, by the way, I stole that. Oh, yeah. Ah! I stole it.

But Carl Jung, apparently, in a mother's heart. I'm glad you said that. It's true, that was like damn Brian's fucking. But I know, because I've always said, the reason it resonates is I've said that before Yeah, because I don't if you start looking for perfection Then then who's perfect man? Yeah, I was like you're just extremely disappointed

100% you know when when you look for perfection I feel like People that look like that try to be the perfect perfect thing are like Like easy get to disappoint it. Well, it doesn't exist. You're looking for something you're looking for a mirage Yeah, so so so they they always say Gandhi who had incredible courage and moral courage and and led India to independence and was killed by a Hindu nationalist for saying I am a Muslim. I am a Buddhist. I am a Hindu. I am a Christian Mm-hmm And that was considered outrageous to this Hindu nationalist who shot him at point blank range.

But Gandhi said, I'm going to bring the British Empire to its knees without raising my hand, without firing a shot. I am going to go on a hunger strike until all of you Muslims and Hindus stop killing each other. And they did, they stopped. I mean, he's one of the great figures in history. Gandhi also had a sorted sexual history. Apparently, he cheated on his wife.

Apparently, he used to take bath with young girls to test his will. I'm sure that he probably spoke about this. Yeah, I heard about this. That's a couple of times. Yeah. He was an Anglo-File when he was younger. He wanted to be British.

And so he was considered somewhat racist, believe it or not. But Gandhi changed. Gandhi, Mohandas K. Gandhi, when he was a lawyer and got thrown off that train, he began his journey of changing. He began Martin Luther King. There's a lot of evidence. Apparently, Cheater on his wife, even his wife. Is that where we're going to focus on? Is that where we're going to focus on is that we're We're going to focus on are we going to focus on a man who had the courage to change the country as we know it for the better He stood up he refused to sit down and he refused to sit up. I mean stand up at times This is a guy with tremendous moral courage who was assassinated for his fucking beliefs

So again if you if you are expecting expecting your heroes to be made of gold, you're going to miss them while they're walking around. You can wait till they die in 30 years later for the pedestal, but you're a fucking idiot. Well, I always think about that, like, with certain things, why isn't a person's change for the better respected, or at least focused on and something of their past or whatever is because it gets the more focused then it's almost disrespecting the fact that they've worked their asses off because it's easier like when I think about me like I used to be a fucking nut I used to

lash out at people like crazy I wanted to fight. I wanted to go after so many people. I've done some bad things, you know, to my friends and family. But I've worked my ass off to break this cycle of not being that person. And if someone, it's like what I think about when my dad, my dad is 17 years in prison. He's worked his ass off to not be that guy anymore.

I think just this year, he finally got his rights back. He works his ass off. I mean, he was overweight, lost like 50 pounds or something like that. He's working his ass off. And so for me, if I were someone to go like, oh, you were a gang banger and a drug dealer back in the day. What, you know, and focus on that, but and just clear out everything he's working his ass for.

Yeah, a young man who went into jail was very different than the grown, who just let the life completely fucking dip. He's serious price. Completely. And that's what made me continue, because I would see my dad like on Facebook before we ever like sat down and met with each other.

And, but he just seemed full of life in a way that I was like, I need to know if that's real or not. So something in me just made me go, just reach out to him, just say something. Say something. And I expect that I go, if it doesn't work out, don't be disappointed. If it doesn't work out, don't be disappointed.

You know where your life is without him. You know what you're like without him, but at least give it a shot. At least try something new, something different that most people wouldn't try Because most people be like oh my dad left me. He wasn't in my life. He did 17 years He was game-banging drug dealing. He didn't focus on me But I was like okay, he's not in jail. He's been out of prison, you know for so long What yeah, what is it? What is it like now? So I you know, I took the time to reach out to them and I was learning

so much. I learned a lot of things that helped me with things from my past. I know one of the things I dealt with early on had this weird identity issues on a racial level. Because I was the black kid that was skateboarding punk rock all that shit. So everybody would make fun of me to call me white, whatever. But when I had sat down with my dad, he would show me these pictures of my family. He was like, you know, this is your great,

great grandmother. This is your cousins. This is your cousins. He showed me this heritage. You know, this is your cousin's, he showed me this heritage, you know, this lineage of where I come from. So it made me, it helped me climb out of that like weird identity issue that I was dealing with. And it was like, oh, I could,

and then one of the coolest things, so I would get made fun of for playing the guitar and playing the guitar where I, the way I played it. And my grandpa, who I never really got to meet, was a guitar player. Oh, wow. Was a guitar player. Yeah, he showed me all these pictures of him

playing guitar with the church. He's so old to know that. So like, yeah, and all of a sudden these things are coming together, I'm like, oh shit. You start getting your identity. Yeah, and I'm like, oh fuck you, I love Oasis. Hmm. No, no, and I, and I'm glad you brought that back love and I'll do it Brian. How do you do it?

I fucking love I like that you're standing by and now I love oasis Based on that story and because I'm afraid but you give my point you okay? I know what's that? What's a robocop what the fuck? I just have to put it on every now and there It's just part of the job I mean I look over and I'm like I'm like Whoa all right there is bitch. It look like he's about to go underwater You look like an evil you look like an evil super villain right now My name is Chen you gotta got to do what you got to do, man.

Have you seen grownups? You look like Steve Bush and you grow up. Yeah, they've never seen it. That's amazing. That's good though. It's traction, it's pushing my head up. So how you feeling? Is it a little better?

I mean, I'm gonna try this for a long. We'll see how it goes. All obviously you are. Yeah. Good stuff. Can you wear that all day or would that be weird? No, I'll do I'll try to do it every hour. Every like you know, but it's just a little if I do it every hour every 30 minutes, I'll just do it for like a couple minutes. But if I do it for 20 minutes,

I'll do it every like four hours or something like that. Why do they not want you to do it for more than 20 minutes? No, there's no exact thing. There's people try different techniques. Maybe it's like icing like you know, you're supposed to just keep it on longer than 20 minutes. I'll keep it on him now then. Keep it on. Holy fuck, that's hilarious. You're lucky. Alright, well thanks for the distraction. You're welcome. The point.

Yeah, where do we have right? Oh, look over. Chains perfectly fine. We're all look over and he has that on now. I got to do it every now and then. Yeah, no, it sucks when you have a neck like that. It sucks, man. That's like, that's like when you're totally broke.

All you can think about is you're fucking, you have no money. It's the same thing. When you got a bad neck broke all you can think about as you're fucking you have no money It's the same thing when you got a bad neck all you can think about is how bad you get the tight-knit is shit Yeah, okay, right you think of your feet chin thinks of his neck And I'd rather not to you distracting I feed her better You look great Human beings are not nouns. I always say, this is reverse. Yes, this is reverse. I hope that all makes sense.

What you're saying is that we're verbs. We're bipolar apes, sinners and saints, everything in between. And the point is we're all working progress. And when you freeze frame something from their past, when you say something, you did this or whatever. You are taking all the pressure off yourself. I hope you hold yourself to that same standard

because you don't. And so whenever you, that's why I don't, I always, as part of my act, it's like words like black, white, liberal, straight, gay. What are you talking about? What does that mean about the individual in front of you? It means nothing.

When you reduce somebody to one word like that, he's a piece of shit, he's a monster, he's a dick, he's this. You are lying, you are telling a lie. That's not who's there. That person may have done something, like they went to jail for something and they come out a very different person, which is why we have jail sentences and then we have exoneration or we have release from jail because you paid your debt and you get you should be able to get to start a new. There are all those issues.

And so to your point, man, I mean, fucking stop reducing people to free spamming them. We're all, we are, we are, we have the angels of our lesser nature and the angels of our better nature. And I'm reading that book. Are you? I'm so proud. Stephen Pinker. I'm. And- I'm reading that book. Are you? I'm so proud. Stephen Pinker. I'm so proud that you're reading so much.

It's your very book. You're very intelligent. Yeah, it's great. It's a very interesting perspective that I don't think most people- The world's getting better. Yeah. A lot of ways.

It's a very big book. It's thick as fuck, but I mean everything is, oh, it's just very interesting. Even Pinker was taking the task from the woke mob, these bankrupt, these intellectually bankrupt morons. Hey, everybody getting going after? Yeah, he's great, Stephen Pinker. Hey, he looked like that motherfucker from,

he looked like Michael Jordan's security guard. Yeah, he's got that great hair. Hey, he looked like that motherfucker from Look like Michael Jordan security guard. Yeah, he's got that great Great Young man, he was a stud Security guard. I think it was a security guard. Oh, yeah, yeah He looks like Yeah, yeah's pretty cool. Yeah, we never get to have those kind of conversation. I have these conversations with me all the time.

Yeah. Because I'm always on the road with him and shit. Yeah, we get some conversation. Yeah, we go in depth, stuff like that. But you and I don't necessarily get that chance. So those nights that we got this chance. I agree with you. I agree with you. You have your water, I have nothing.

Yeah, you have nothing, but you look great. And I hate when Brittany goes, when do you keep saying he looks great? You look great every fucking time. You would get that age, I would be, I would be doing better than I am now. Really? Oh yeah. Seriously?

You're in a great shape. Now the, now the, now the, now the, you saw the 50 burpees. I saw that. I was sore. I was sore. Listen, you're a fucking champion for that. I'm gonna give you all these credit, but the rock thing?

Yeah. I'm just about, and I love you to death. No, I know, but no one want to think, maybe I should be out there. No, I know, but no one. No one. Okay, but I'm just saying. When you said that that day, I don't want to talk about that. I don't remember that. And I.

I. I. I. I. Fuck off. Oh, good. What do you got? Yeah, what do you got, city out of this shit? All right, here we go.

By the way, come see me in Kansas City. Oh, no, I'm gonna be at the six-chop child house. Is that where I'm gonna be? In Vancouver. Six-chop, I'll be. December 15th. December 15th, we got the six-chop house. We're doing, I got two shows,

and that's in Ventura. That's a Wednesday and then That Friday that backstreet Thursday Friday Saturday I'm in Kansas City Missouri at the improv at the improv that I'm at Oklahoma City Oklahoma Bricktown comedy club Salt Lake City Utah wise guys January 6th 7th 8th Then I'm in Spokane Washington talk wise guys January 6th 7 8 then I'm in Spokane Washington January I fucking love that club. It's gonna be great. I love that damn club. That's a good damn club. Now where are you gonna be? I'm not I'm not anywhere until February

Okay, otherwise I'm just on the road with B with like what I got what I got all the comedy club of Kansas City That's February 25th through 26 but if anything I want to promote this my merge. I just dropped a new A bunch of new stuff for the love is tight you miss it I want to story yeah, yeah, so all that new stuff. That's great stuff. Yeah, I love it I'll wear that stuff. I like that and then Brynn's want to be I want to model your clothing You can do that Brynn. What does he got? Daniel. Florida. December 30th to January 1st.

That's New Year's. That's the four-letter, what used to be the four-letter, they'll improv. They just redid the whole thing. Raleigh, North Carolina. January 6th, 7th, 8th. I think probably what, where is he at? Good nights?

Who knows? No, he's at Raleigh and Prof. Oh, Raleigh and Prof. Yeah, that's a reschedule. That's a reschedule. Sure, but North Carolina, January 20th to 22. Yeah. All right. Anyway. he said roly and proff a ronny and probably and that was that's a rescheduled in north carolina january twenty to twenty two yeah

uh... alright anyway alright uh... that we get you you know here we go what a woman recently was on her way to atlanta george from syracuse new your where she was told by a flight attendant to put down her hairless cat because she was trying to breastfeed the cat mid-flight. She had her shirt up and trying to have the cat latch onto her nipple.

The cat was not latching on and when the flight attendant had told the woman, hey, please put your shirt down, please put the cat away. The cat was shrieking the rest of the flight. I don't know why she wanted to breastfeed this cat. Well, according to this article, the cat was like a pretty, a grown cat, not a kitten that needed to be fed, but she was trying to breastfeed the cat her milk. I don't know if she was lactating.

You wonder why she didn't go into the bathroom and just pump her breast, but I guess she wanted to feel what cat teeth are like on her teeth. On her toes. That's gross. And the flight attendant that asked her to put her shirt down and a cat away had said in a statement that if that's what she's comfortable with in public,

I have no idea what she does in private. That's what I'm saying. She got some weird sexual pleasures. Yeah, that's, that's something's going on. It's very odd. Something's going on. There's a cat bite your nipples and that, those are needles. That cat teeth, like, and their cat's very often going on. Sultans going on cat bites your nipples and that those are the needless.

That cat teeth like and their cats teeth are dirty. I mean, unless the cat it's not like good. Yeah, cat might be sucking like it's not sanitary. She's not a before that's for damn sure. Yes, absolutely. She's done it before turns around. Ain't none new. But why not take that cat in the damn bath?

That's a sexual fetish. Yeah, I don't yeah, I don't think she's trying to help that cat No, I think she wants the cat to help her That's unfortunate. She's unfortunate. I'm sorry. Y'all had to deal with that delta. Yeah It's not the end of the world, but so there are rumors about Tristan Thompson currently who is Chloe Kardashian's baby daddy. While he was with her, I guess he had gotten a personal trainer pregnant, and she is currently

suing him because I guess they had hooked up while he was in Houston on his birthday. And she was trying to get child support out of him. He said, I'm not gonna give you child support. I'm actually gonna retire next year, so your child support is gonna be based off of my unemployment status. So you're not gonna get a lot, especially in Texas.

So she then proceeds to move to California where the child support laws would be very different since we're very loved here. Because he plays for the kings, some of the mental kings, right? Yes, and so she moved here with the thought that she could get more money out of him. He then tried to shush her by saying,

sign this, basically sign away like your rights to speaking about me, take the $75,000 and be happy with it. She then went to like media outlets and started like leaking the story, which is now why we're talking about it. You think he stressed out over this? I mean he cares. My my.

No he's done it time and time again. He cheated on his first baby mom with holy and I'm sure he's stressed. I mean that's a child he's gonna have. That's a big paycheck coming. You know it was he is he like a superstar? Is he a long no the only reason why he's ever really in the news is because he keeps cheating on Chloe Connation. That's really what it is. And there were text messages that got leaked

where he was basically saying, you need to take the $75,000 settlement because what you're gonna be left with is a fatherless child. That's why he's setting text. See, my problem is, if you care, not a good guy. If you care, bro, you gotta, that's your deal.

Take care of that fucking kid. And it's fully confirmed that he's the baby daddy. Yes, he's not even denying it. Do the right thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do the right thing. You're just gonna have a kid and then just not father. That's not-

Yeah. I'm not, I'm not, I don't respect that guy at all. This is not the kid's fucking fault. I don't respect that guy at all. I mean, you know, I think that's such bullshit. Damn. Jordan Craig. Yeah mean, you know, I think that's such bullshit. Yeah. Jordan Craig. Yeah. That is the first mother of his children. Because he had a son with his girl, then girlfriend, Jordan Craig.

He then cheated on her with Chloe Kardashian, had a child with Chloe, stayed with Chloe, did not father his first son for, for a hot minute while he was dating Chloe and I was doing the same thing. He's I hate people. That's just young rich. He's an asshole. Yeah. You know, you have children and don't father them fuck you. I have zero respect for that guy. Grill him to the wall, man. They can pay. Look at his son. Look at him. He's beautiful. Oh, beautiful little boy. And probably ignores him then fuck you. And that's and that's beautiful, beautiful little boy, and probably ignores him then, fuck you. And that's the, that's the, that's the, that's what he's doing.

I don't know what he's doing. I don't know the answers. If that's what he's, if he's not being a father to that kid, then shame on him. And I think there's no excuse. If that's the case, I don't give a fuck what your past was. I don't care if you're young, you know better.

And if you have a child, you're responsible for that child. Fuck you're young, you know better. And if you have a child, you're responsible for that child. Fuck you otherwise. Fuck you. That's what I have to say. I have zero. I have zero. There's no excuses.

I don't go fuck. About anything. Take care of your kid. Thank you. It was your question, Chappelle. I know. I know. I know.

You're feeling that. I was regretting. Can I get you a take on this? Yeah. So just because I know, like, like, so I just want to know, like, if the, what if Tristan Thompson in her had a good dialogue where he's like, I don't want this kid,

like, it was an accident and she's like, no, I'm having this kid, you're gonna pay me all this money. What if she's just having that kid because she wants this money? I would say, but that's also her choice. When you have sex with somebody without a condom, okay? And you bust inside of her.

Then that just know, just know that you are going to pay that price if she decides to have that child. So more importantly, now you got a kid, you didn't want that child. You didn't want that child. You want to have sex. You want to have sex, You wanted a bust inside of her. You want to do whatever it took to get that shit. Now you have a kid. So I do not care what you want. I don't care what

your feelings are. I care about that child you brought into the world and you are responsible to that child legally for a reason. What if what if the lady lied to him and said that she was on birth control? And then which led him to comments out of it. So that's not the child's fault. Should he move on that woman's part? But if you're Tristan Thompson, you should know that that is always going to be a possibility. You're surprised, you got trapped, you are money, you are that guy. That any guy, including fucking a dude in his 50s who's an actor?

You're a target You know that that's gonna happen if I have a child with somebody. I'm taking care of that child No, but first of all legally I have to I'm doing that without me. I don't need the legal system That's my kid. I'm gonna raise that kid. You might be an asshole But you're the mother of my child now. So I'm gonna take care of you and I'm gonna take care of the kid. Because, because that's the responsibility I took when I put my dick in her. That you understand? Yeah. You have to be responsible to the, not only to your actions, but to the results. The whole point of responsibility is that they have results.

That's so important to keep in mind. That regardless of whether or not it was your fault, your response, he's responsible for the condition he's in. At the end of the day, you gotta take responsibility. The buck stops with Tristan Thompson. You had sex with her, right? Didn't use a condom, right? I don't care what she told you.

You're responsible for you, motherfucker. And you had sex with it now. She wants to have that kid You got to raise that kid you can be mad But that's not that kids fault. That's your blood So that that's the way I look at it like anything in life is that way and and by the way the law reflects that the law will always tell you that It doesn't matter if you're not happy with such and such, you did it. It's why when you're driving a car, right, you're helping your friend do a crime, and all you're doing is driving the car and helping them get away. If he shoots somebody in that crime, you do life in prison for murder as well. You are convicted for the same crime. So everybody in that car is

responsible for the behavior because you were aiding and abetting. You were part of that effort. So that's how it didn't all look said. All right. Yeah. Keep that in mind for your life. It's way easier to live that way actually. That's why I wanted to ask you. Yeah. That's what old guys are there for. I know. Yeah. I I forgot good fatherly advice My father my father raised me that way my father would raise you know, I thought you talking shit to me I thought you said I thought you looked at me to say have some wisdom That was my that was my answer your angry. I know sorry

I'm good now. You're good. Good. Real quick, the Aiding and a Bany thing. So I was in a car with my friends. Sorry. Of course, Jenway. I know some stories.

It's not a robbery or anything, but so my friends back then we used to race, we just, you know, street races. The pathologist, the passenger in the car, and then he raced another person. They both got pulled over right away. They gave me a ticket for Aiding and a Bending in a street race. But I'm just a passenger in the car and then he raced another person. That both got pulled over right away. They gave me a ticket for aiding in a bedding in a street race.

But I'm just a passenger in the car. So I went to court and they're like, do you want a public defender? This is now, I'm like, no, I'm not gonna, they said plead guilty and then it's gonna be a small thing, whatever I'm like, no. Then later on they're like, okay, we can't really get you on this.

Then let me go. It's so stupid, aiding in a bedding for sitting in a car. You can't get into the car, but you're gonna need a lawyer and you're gonna have to do something. Yeah, it's so stupid eating a betting for sitting in a car I'm sure but you you're gonna need a lawyer and you're gonna have to Yeah, there's a lot of them because there are the woman that the guy who killed Nipsey Hussle was I think she was acquitted she drove the car, but she didn't really know. No. Yeah, she was like what's going on So yeah, cuz she was like parked in the alley. Yeah, there are exceptions for that shit

But yeah, but you know all of that stuff is you're still responsible I don't know if you saw I I don't know if there's on here, but that, um, that recent school shooting, yeah, those parents are getting charged. Yeah, we have that as a. Oh, we do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so yeah, there's a school shooting at Oxford High School in Michigan where three people had died. One of them being a hero. The 16 year old football player actually tried to disarm the shooter and died in the process. He died of his injuries, his name is Pete Meyer, and he was 16 years old. Like, star student, 3.9 GPA.

How old was he? 16. How terrible. He was like 6-1-192 as a... And everyone in his school says he was a great guy. So right now, they're trying to have people send a petition to rename that school's football field after him. Oh.

It was like a tape, I like tape my romance. And right now, the parents are currently under, I believe they got arrested yesterday. Because they were trying to flee. They said that they were trying to leave their city because of the ongoing investigation against their son and they didn't want to be bombarded. But they were clearly trying to flee because they were the ones the son got the gun from. And there was a lot of really shady stuff that they would post on Facebook about like shooting

people. Did you guys hear about the text that the kid got the day of the shooting? The mother texted his son, what was the kid? I don't know the schoolchildren's name. She texted me, she's like, Ethan, please don't do it. Or don't do it, don't do this or something like that. So she knew what was going to happen. Listen, listen, listen, listen, hold on.

You have to sit here on armchair quarterback this shit That the truth is like you know I was talking about this. He's got a lot of friends whose kids committed suicide parents never saw that shit Coming they never saw it coming. It was an impulse children are very impulsive We don't know what was going on with this child's brain you I can tell you as a parent you do not have control over your fucking Child's behavior, especially when they become teenagers. You don't. You don't know what's going on in their head.

You don't know what the medication they're on is doing to their brain. And you cannot watch every step of the way for your children. You can try, but all these parents had no fucking idea. Sure their kid was a messed up. Sure their kid met have suicidal thoughts, even homicidal thoughts. You don't know how to deal with that. All you can do is talk to them, stress about it,

but these people didn't kill these kids. That kid did and that kid was a mess. Where is this kid? He's in jail. He's arrested. But, so they lost a kid. They lost a child as well. They lost their kid. They knew he had the gun. They knew he was going to school with the gun didn't I don't think so

Her husband rushed on to look for the gun called 911 to report it missing told it especially he told the dispatcher He believed the sun was the shooter at the high school and he says LOL. I'm that manager. You have to learn her not You have to learn to how not to get caught In the school computer, and the teachers caught him a day before. So there were so many signs to it. Yeah, and that's what it yearn, that's what it mom said. You don't know, I mean, you just don't know.

I mean, it's just one of those terrible things, man. Terrible fucking things, man. All right. What else? I don't see any kid I saw that it bumps me. I know, it's a hero though. He's a hero. 14 Looting Suspects released on California's zero bail rule. And that's Gaston, right?

The guy who used to be in San Francisco, that fucking far left activist, that maniac. So how's that going? fucking far left activist that that that maniac. Yeah. Yeah. And looting has been running rampant in LA and California in general. I went to go get a massage yesterday and because there was like a shooting in or no, like a armed robbery and Beverly Hills at a physical therapy spot. What? Two mask shooters with a gun came in and rob the physician of his Rolex watch in broad daylight in Beverly Hills and so places now are like locking their doors and you can only come in after you're a gun confirming your career

i know i'm gone carry a gun start shooting i don't yeah i don't understand like there was there was one that happened in uh... handcock park yeah a lady was walking with her child in the stroller, and she goes into her gate, I think rapper port have Michael Rappaport, I posted it up there. She's going into his gate, yeah, on his Instagram.

Two dudes just rolled up, because the gate didn't shut, they rolled right into that fucking gate, and grabbed her shit. Yep. I don't know, scroll. Yeah, you can see it. I saw it. They've been doing that for a while. They've done that a don't know, scroll. Yeah, you can see it. I saw it.

They've been doing that for a long time. Right there, it's the one of the middle. They've done that a bunch of times, by the way. It's not the first time. So like straight up. There's any audio in this video? In Hancock Park, that's the... They've been doing, they've been...

Which side are they coming out of that car right there? One of the most, these two guys have been casing. You see that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost happening right there. What's their child? Geez. This is what I always say to people.

It's like, you got to fucking, that's why you should have a gun on you, man. Two or one and two. Like what the kid? I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. I'm a kid.

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That's terrible. Well Yeah, that's fucked up, but that's why I think we should be allowed to carry guns. I do too. I can fucking just open up on them. Hey, what's up guys bang bang. Fuck you. Like that guy that we saw. Remember the two guys pulled up on him? And he said, uh huh. What? That guy was getting raw or he was about to get robbed. He just went back at that. I think he was on like my rose and like part of water. Yeah, uh huh.

He just started blowing. The people just they just rolled up on. They rolled on over the guns or they look like they had guns and the guys like just All right um Airbnb is having the home alone house of Ferret for like I think for a few people for one night. Oh nice. It's a lot like it's pretty cheap too. Oh wow. Where is it? It's 25 bucks. Chicago I believe.

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Yeah, well, they told her and they were like, hey, listen, you're fine. That's Tom Green. So yeah, recon firms are she safe, and well in second call with IOC. Sure. So crazy for now. Yeah. For now. All right, what else do we have here?

Okay, so Brian, you like this, all right? This is just President Biden's one of his secret service agents. He's going viral because he's i guess very hot cat said he's pretty hot too so i don't know if it's not a good looking man i don't know if it's like viral let me see a picture of me there's like a video here actually

uh... he's right there close up that just isn't what you would expect a secret agent yeah you're seeing these navy seals and these secret there They're studs man. They're all good looking guys. I mean I'm getting John Hamm from the town vibes all the all this

All the secret service agents Don't beat me up for asking this yeah, all of them have a military background not all of them I don't think but a lot of okay. I want a lot of them, dude, background. Not all of them, I don't think, but a lot of them. Okay, I know who. A lot of them do, but it's a different kind. It's a different, it's an agency. Yeah. You have to take a lot of tests. It's not that easy actually.

My friend is one. And you have to take a lot of tests. You have to go through a lot of stuff. Yeah. Oh, this is cool. This was on Instagram, but then Henter Gracie reposted this. A guy getting attacked by dogs, or one dog specifically,

and chokes him out with Guting. So this guy's driving his own business went out of nowhere. This massive dog jumps off an attack and he drops into the perfect guillotine show. Look at this sprawling technique. Because of the head control, and because of the low hips, the dog simply can't bite him.

And because of the tabloom principle, he's able to maintain the dog's head. Because of those dogs. Even as the dog retract retract trying to pull his head off for follow up bites If anybody knows this guy, please help me connect so I can give him the 32 principles of jujitsu for free and the new submission series T-shirt that's a huge yes, I know that's a big dog I was insane. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck a red up to but just the instincts to do that guillotine Yeah, and now let go when the other dogs are coming at him too sprawled on him Yeah, that that luckily a dog didn't bite him.

Yeah, exactly. Because those dogs grab a hole here, and it's a problem. It's a wrap. This is the biggest news in MMA, not this one here. Where'd it go? Anyways, Jake Paul was supposed to fight Tommy Fury. Yep, I saw that.

Tommy Fury just pulled out. He has some sort of bacterial infection, so now it's gonna be a rematch with Tyron Woodley it's going to be a rematch with Tyron Woodley. A rematch? A rematch with Tyron Woodley. That's good money for Tyron, I'm glad. But I don't know for sure. And it's going to be on the same day?

Yeah. Okay. Tyron's been trying to get this sort of wild. Yeah. All right. I mean, good for Tyron has been trying to get this for a while. Yeah. All right. I mean, good for Tyron, man. That means he makes real money. I'm excited for him.

Jake also put in the contract that if Tyron knocks him out, he gets a half a million dollar bonus. So. Jake will give him a half a million dollars. Tyron gets half a million if he knocks Jake out. Wow. I mean. Tyron gets half a million?

Yeah. I thought it'd be more than that. Well, that's on top of what he's capable of. It's like a half million dollar bonus, I believe, but it was what it was. But Jake was saying that he, I hope he does well. I mean, this, I think this is the last chance to look redeeming himself.

Otherwise, he's like a hard, you know, I mean, he's older and Jake Paul is a big, strong, athletic, who's working really hard. He's actually good. He's actually really well. He's actually good. He's actually pretty good. He's good. I mean, he's, you know, he's he can box. So I don't know, Tyron,

I don't know what kind of camp Tyron has or whatever. What have you. No, they're just making fun of chains next. Yeah. Oh, all right. Well, that's a good wrap. And just the real quick one, Israel Dessania, you know, he's a huge anime guy.

Yep. So now he's gonna be doing a voiceover on one of his favorite shows for Netflix, one of his favorite anime shows, yeah. Which show is it? I forgot the name. Is it Bach? Something?

They want to make a stand-up at the MMA Awards this year. This Friday. They can't do it because they only have, they want to do a three to five minute set. I'm like, I can't do that. What do you mean by five minutes. I can't do that. Well, you've been doing comedy. How long? I just can't the job down to do it Yeah, I'm not doing that. I just was like yeah, and it's like what yeah, what it was nice

And they offered but I was like I just can't do it if you want me to do 10 minutes. That's fine But I can't do I can't do it you can deliver a lot in 10 minutes with like especially to where your standup is like grown Right, you know, I can't do it. You can deliver a lot in 10 minutes with like especially to where your standup is like grown right you know I can't do it Good for Israel out of sun. Yeah, he's awesome. Yeah, and We're working out the pee. Okay. This is this last one. I didn't there's nothing to this. It's just a referee Fighting a hockey player. Oh really and then doing work. Oh, but there's no background to this. So this is not bar stool. Well, it's actually what happens more than you guys with different referees. And I've seen like so many over the years.

Really? Yeah, because I mean like in games like this, it's not like professional referees. It's just people who like just everyday people they could have a bad daily. Believe me, I'm almost fall to a ref when I played. Like it's just, sometimes a refs can be cocksuckers, yeah. Yeah.

All right. All right, well hockey, that's it. Hockey is just a recreation sport. It's just like a lot of work. I know. We gotta get 11 guys together, 20 guys, 20 guys together and fucking all my gear. Like Steve Burn plays in a hockey league like that.

And like he comes in and he's like, God damn it, it was my cat pistol over my hockey gear. He plays now. Yeah. Where Monday nights. He plays in the National Nashville. Oh, yeah.

But I'm like, all right, I guess I get, I mean, that's a lot of organization. How many people on the team? Like professional, it's like, I think it's 18 to 20 people on a roster. Look, you have like, no, but I'm saying, how many of you are allowed on the ice at the time? 10 skaters and then two goalies. So you got on each team?

You have three forwards, 2D on each side and then the two goalies. So a total of 10? No, no, a total of 10 on each side. 10 skaters, yes. The goalies like, so 20 people. If team is 10 on the ice, or a total of five. So if they're, could I do five? So all times, unless there is a power player or penalty,

there will be five people on one team playing against five people on the other team playing. Yeah, it's 10 guys you gotta get together. Yeah. A lot of organizing. 10 is high on land to get one more person. I play, I play mentally every Monday night and we always have enough guys.

Really? Yeah. It's cool. It's cool. I don't know. Just to re-innerate Brian O'P. Yeah, it can. Yeah, the city was great.

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