The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 753: Tucker Carlson Callen

Episode Date: December 9, 2021

Brendan is back from his food poisoning episode and the compare each other's teeth, and talk the last time they've all gone to the dentist, Brendan's ears, Bry's new small baby on the way, potential names for his baby, C-clamping punishments, NFL player and podcaster Will Compton, UFC 269, Sammy the Bull, Hells Angels, the Jussie Smollet trial, plumber who found $600k in cast at Joel Olsteen's church and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, let me ask you a question. Yeah, Brian. So like let's say December 22nd. I'm just in Los Angeles Puts and around where what would I do like what would I what's there boys again back together for one night only at the Hollywood improv You you mean be shop and friends. I'll be shop my friends. I'm be for funny. Oh, yeah One night only. Yeah, just one on sale be there 8 p.m. The squad will be there Callie would improv Ross, Andrews, California, December 22nd. It's a Wednesday 8 p.m. One show only Hollywood get your ass there. Yeah, then Daniel Florida Fort Lauderdale Florida December 30th through January first Why they call it Daniel. It's so weird to exchange. Yeah, it's it's where the Florida day. Yeah, it's Danny of Florida. It's and then Rally

Raleigh Rally Rally North Carolina. I may as well say Rally Rally I want to say it January 6th through the eighth correct and then I'm back in North Carolina Charlotte January 22nd. Yeah, you gotta come back. Yeah, he has come back. Can't enough North Carolina Now we'll have a mugsie bogus Jersey on or Rex Chapman. Yeah, you got to come back. Daddy has come back. Can't get enough North Carolina. That's right. Now we'll have a Muggsy Boggs jersey on, or a Rex Chapman. Oh, okay. Well, now I'm going to be the dragons of comedy, and that would be Fat Dragon and Man Dragon. That's right.

And Sam, the fat dragon calls himself a fat dragon. So Fat Dragon and Man Dragon. There's come no Armenian dragon. Well, he likes more religious fat dragon. He likes fat dragon, but he's not that fat though. No, but he'll tell you he is. He and I are going to be at the Sixth Chow House. No, but he'll tell you he is. Yeah, he and I are gonna be at the six-chow house, could be a special guest.

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I'm there and then open So jealous you know KC for New Years. Oh dude you like that. I never been favorite club really top top Wow great town comedy club. I'm great restaurant. We're really great. Really great January first great great owners really best security in the game I'm psyched me and dub David off will be there so like city Utah wise guys January six and wait and then it's got a good run coming up yes but can't Washington you love that early one set but those three do yeah yeah it's gonna be good I like Kansas City I really do yeah I like Kansas City itself I like good barbecue I like the music man I like the music scene the blues yeah I

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Sometimes you might need some alpha brain. You might need alpha brain. I swear, but you might need some digestive health. You might need some digestive health. I swear by it. You might need some digestive health. Dude, you know, Daddy had a food poisoning and I used a ton of total gut health. So let's listen to this. I had food poisoning.

I was nauseous for one month. I took total gut health. It went away. That is for a month. That is, I really was. It's a long time. Well, I would eat and I'd be nauseous. You're nauseous. I don't remember that.

Do you remember that? I took, I would eat and I'd be nauseous. You're nauseous. I don't remember that. Do you remember that? I took, I took literally like total shit out of it, right? And I swear to God, I'm better. Me too, dude. Because they have, they have, they really do have scientists and doctors to look into all of this. Listen, if you're taking someone's not on it, you suck. How about that?

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We did, man. I guess I had the fourth down. And daddy was gone. Daddy was down with some of them. Now, we got a few emails complaining about your sports knowledge. Well, Tyree Kyl, he's like, played for Arizona. He's a DB.

Yeah. Now, he's a DB. He's a DB. I think he's fast, sure. Sure. Yeah, he's said it. New rule when daddy's gone. bastard. I didn't say anything. Sure, sure. Yeah, he said it. New rule when Daddy's gone. Yeah, we don't talk sports.

No, no football. No sports in general. I don't want, yeah. It's too bad. It's too bad you're not around when I'm breaking down fights. Oh, no. And I'm physically getting up and showing people stuff. Like, I would have.

Well, and then when I go like this, this is my favorite shit to do. And I do it when only people who don't know fighting, I go, now you see I was winning that corner. See I was, his foot is stepping around his foot. You always want to. I'd physically throw up. I know.

Yeah, you try to, yeah, you just love him. Kick my ass. And I say stuff like this, I go, I go, it's not the punching, it's where you're punching from. Sure. So watch out and they eat it up though. They eat it the fuck up. Well, I know what shit.

Then, compared to them, you're Bruce Lee. And a lot of people think I'm a black belt and she gets you. That's what happens is people go, I knew it was you, I was looking for the cauliflower ear, but I was like, think you have fat. And I go, I go out a little bit here from wrestling. It's a little bit there. Who was I?

When people really think you're a black belt? No, not many. Well, have a black belt and tag one down. A little bit there. Who was I? Wait, people really think you're Blackvill? No, not many. Well, have a Blackvill and talk one down. Now that never happened. Hey, great, we had a, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, We had you ruined it with a sport talk. Listen.

Hey, who was I with the, I was at the improv the other night. I forget what comic it was and he goes, Oh, it's Dilea. He goes, dude, your ears are still like that I go what? Literally before I go on stage. I had to bring him up right before I go on he goes your ears You still keep your ears like that? I keep them that way. Yeah, what would I do dude? He goes we can't just fucking change it back

When she stopped like then they go down. I go one's doing it. There's nothing I can do. I said, I guess I could have a surgery, and like scrape it out, like a major surgery. Speaking of scraping out. I said, is it that big of a deal? He was kind of. So speaking of scraping things out, I went to the dentist this morning.

Now, I don't know about you. I'm not a big dentist scorer, you understand? Like I never go to the dentist, unless something breaks. So, level five tier. So she looked at my chart, she goes, 2018, with the last time you had a screening, I go, a cleaning, I go, yeah, she goes,

oh my God. She goes, that's too, she kept checking it to make sure, she was just sure I go, no, I just don't come. And they had to get in there and give me a call. You guys don't go to the dentist? No. Now we're both pretty good. No, here's my thing, this is our thing, right?

I don't like the dentist. I went and due on 14, she goes, and I didn't go, tried several years before that. She goes, oh wow, she goes, now I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but for teeth, you're very gifted. Like, for you not going, and as soon as I went, oh you fucked up. I'm never coming back.

Cause I haven't been in 10 years. She said the same. You told me every time I would get the same as you have the such healthy gums. Say less bitch. That's all I gotta hear. Say less bitch. Now I'm not coming back.

Really? I have to go. I have to go. Really? Yeah. I have to get a cleaning. I have to. Say less, bitch. Now I'm not coming in. Really? I have to go. I have to go. Really? Yeah. I have to get a cleaning. I have to, I have to. That's smart.

I can't not go to the dentist. Yeah. That's crazy that y'all do that. Oh, six years. Seven years? I know. I got that beat. My 10-15.

But the thing is, you know what the thing in my girl goes and takes the kids like monthly. And she goes, once you go, I have, now I got something to s'mores you. What do you have? Your stuff. I never go. But the she goes, once you go, now I got something to s'mores, she goes, what do you have? There's stuff, I never go. But the thing is, but now daddy, I think has two cavities up top here. In the bottoms, from tops and bottoms. I promise.

But you know what though? You know what though? I'm gonna sugar in three weeks because of it. Because it hurts so bad if I eat sugar. My teeth hurt so bad. You guys went, I'm not getting sugar anymore. Your boys isn't awake. That's good. My girl goes, you have cavities. Clearly I do. went, I'm against sugar anymore. Your boy's isn't awake. That's good.

My girl goes, you have cavities. Clearly I go, I do. But dad is not even sugar anymore. So it's a problem. So it's a problem. Now here's the thing about that. It only gets worse and it'll get right into the bone. So what we have to do is,

you get a root canal. And now that you have, that you don't want, that you don't want one. So we gotta make it count. The root canal's, root canal's can be bad for your heart, believe it or not. Some of that's not really bad, yes. But the bacteria have to be fine.

I've had a Rookanal, handle it pretty fine. Yeah, you want to be careful. I'm a rural dice without. I'm a rural dice with it. Because the thing I'm losing weight, haven't touched sugar, my body is re, I cannot see sugar without being like, oh, get it away.

Because it hurts your teeth. Yeah, so my body's like, oh. So when you eat a sugar, you know me, I love sugar. Oh yeah, yeah. So if you eat sugar, it hurts. I'm a sugar baby. Yeah, it's like, is it? No you eat a shaggy, you know me, I love sugar. Oh yeah, yeah. So if you eat sugar, it hurts. I'm a sugar bag. When you drink more, it's like sensitive.

No, and that's what I told my guy, I said I'm only gonna make a change if when I start eating like regular food, it starts hurting, till then. It's, yeah, roll with dice. Well, that ain't what you go for when I do a root canal. Well, he looked at me, now you got some cracks, you know, you're too, the two back teeth are just,

you grind your teeth. It's 60. Yeah, I'm like, yeah. 50 grams and goes, now, now you got some cracks. You know, you're two, the two back teeth are just, you grind your teeth. You're 60. Yeah, I'm like, yeah. 50 grams. 54, 54, 54. Yeah, but, you know. Yeah, barnacles on your foot. I got, I wear my teeth hard.

Yeah. These chompers, penties, some shit. Yeah, and now you guys grew up in the United States where you had fluoride in the water system. I grew up overseas where there was no fluoride. So what happened, please or not, is that your teeth just, they can, they can't be lost.

They've lost all their teeth before they were. My grandma, you know, she grew up in England and she was around the days when. There was just no dentist, right? They didn't give a fuck. So she lost her teeth. I think she sat last all her teeth at like 18. Yeah, she's at, like, what, yeah.

Like since 18. Yeah, that was very common. In most of the world, you'd see people who just lost, like a whole row of teeth She's pulling teeth. You don't have any wisdom teeth. I don't think so. I think they got I do That's why my teeth are slowly like making a V. It's pretty does it does it does it hurt? Yeah, cuz that's what happened to me Like mine were like pushing and it like would hurt a bed

What else like 26 is when it really started to pop and I had to get them out. I got them out Yeah, mine are making my teeth. I pushed to the front like a Travis Scott concert. Yes A lot of there's a real a lot of serious uneven. No, my bottom teeth are like a English bulldog Yeah, but your front teeth are not winning any awards Come here to yours. They're not winning any Your I got straight you got good. He worked. Let me see mine at 50. Well, you know what? Wait Yeah, but you won't go to the dude. She were a visit line

I didn't stick with it and so they looked it by teeth and they went cuz look at this Dude you remember when you would come in it was in this line and you'd like how's everybody I'm like well, you can't can you take those out you know that? You like watch out for a kid this? I mean, Brian, was this weekend confusing? You know that? It's so fucking... I'm at the club, coming club. You're like, trying to...

I'm sorry, everybody. Bill Bir was not going on stage and he had his own fist line in because I'm just going to fucking go on. I go, you're going to go perform like that. No way. I had to take it up. Plus I was doing the Goldbergs, so I had to take it off. I could never wear it.

You have to wear it all day. I don't know where it at night You got to do it all of it and I'd be like fuck all this you would hurt I've always said that I'm Michael metal braces I might go back in this fucking don't go to braces because braces work the best You can never take them on I know yeah Hey, is there anything more depressing than a guy over 40 with metal braces? Oh my god Ain't no wrong with that. There be a live coach. You're real killer. What? Because they want straight teeth if you ask you if a grown man comes at me with braces Those those ones you wear in middle school. I'm rolling my window up and locking my door and drive you away and they have the rubber bands

It's 2021 You can see there and you got a clean Fuck off fuck off chin. Well, I heard you had a neck brace dude. We're the fuck I brought it in today. Yeah, put that shit Rolling machine a rolling I just brought this cuz I don't like carrying all this crap Okay, but uh, yeah, I gotta pump it up. I'll do it for you guys You bounce back from that food poisoning right quick. Let's get thing about food poisoning. You lose some weight. Now daddy's on a death store step.

Yeah, about two in the morning. I'll just start. I might have to go to the emergency room. That bad. Ooh, yeah. You know when you're throwing up and it's just like that dry hurl and you're just throwing up bile at that point. Yeah.

That's that bad. That's that death store step. That's that fucking bacteria. I got that IV and fully redeemed myself. That's that aquatic bacteria Oh, but the IV felt great. You can just feel it. That was nice. I just hate when the IV guy talks to you It's like hey, I don't know podcast, you know, yeah Well, my mom's good IV and get going my mother got super sick and almost died once

I said what happens because I had food poisoning once I said what'd you do? Well, she was insistly and thought it was a good idea and insistently there was to take the muscles. She's in the water. Smart. With a lemon from the water. She's in the water with a lemon. And what you do is you take the muscles, you shock them on the rocks in the sea. And I've eaten them. Is your mom an otter? And she would take your mom on it? I'm gonna ask again. Apparently. Apparently she thought she was snotter.

Your mom thought your mother. She thought she was snotter and she was eating. You must do it. Rombus. We say the kids. You must do it. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, Careful now careful now. I was a stupid thing to do most It's about what she took a loaf of bread down there by the Rocking back and forth

Holy fuck chin you don't need this He says he does need it. I love that you're doing it help chin. Yeah, I think it's actually helping a little bit It raises your neck up or guy it actually pushes your head up so yeah it pulls it's called the attraction oh dude I would like to take that but you see the meme that that chase dude made of you no but it was all the rings yeah like the African ladies yeah you know it's like where he does all the memes now chin what doctor recommended the severe neck brace for doctors it's people that say that you should try this before surgery So the internet yeah, yeah, I shall you the way more the doctors doctors wanted you surgery so bad Yeah, the way they were doing it to it's like

The way This I think I think I think maybe you got to do it for three years maybe more now But then later on I could do it less Maybe just do it when you record. I think I did actually yeah, I mean because I'm not doing I'm just young I'm here to do it around here. Girl How many times did you do it? Because they're eating less than times a few times a day I know it's not sexy. You don't come on me. I'd rather be healthy than you know, you know dude the health count

Okay, what are we looking at right? Look at people eating muscles raw muscles in in the water. Yeah, dude Yeah, bro people from those regions do that cuz that's what they do Because they can't have they don't have money to buy tomatoes and don't do raw muscles in the water. Don't do that It doesn't make sense Yeah, like these guys are yeah, hey B 2021 Eating your own muscles in the water. Don't do that. It doesn't make sense. Like these guys are? Yeah.

Hey B, 2021, thank God mental health is finally a thing. Cause you know this, doing the pandemic, everything's crazy right now, it's acting through the anxiety. But so many people are struggling right now. They're not feeling like they're normal self. But also guys tend to not, they tend to think of mental health as sort of has a weakness.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's what's great about it being online. That's why you get to talk about it. Yeah, dude. More we talk about the more normal life. And that's where better health comes in. And the bottom line therapy helps. That's the bottom line therapy helps.

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Sleep so important. It's everything. I sleep like a baby, thanks to calm. Get started at calm.com slash fighter that's C-A-L-M dot com slash fighter. It's everything. I sleep like a baby. Thanks to calm get started calm calm calm slash fighter that C.A. L.M. dot com slash fighter. There you go. It's kind of sad. We're talking about the barefoot kids. We have nothing else to eat. Yeah. Oh, they dive down there and get this. But you can eat some raw stuff if you know your mom can't if you come from the sea and you and you know how to do that. What do we have? Look, they're dipping.

and you know how to do that. That's the way it's done. That's the way it's done. Look, they're dipping. Okay, good. You mom can't do that, dude. No, she got some. I bet the air delicious if you're stomaching, you know. It's like Mexican, she's gonna mix a lot.

If you know, if you know what muscles, you gotta know certain shit, what time you eat. A color, yeah. You're in Sicily. If I go to restaurant, mom, come. Yeah, go to restaurant. Don't be, she wanna be one with the people. She's a talent.

She's a shitter. She's a pants. She's a pants. Bro, I was so sick. Trashcan here on the shitter. I was like a bang bro girl. Dude, double penetration. Is that right? Double.

Really? Double. Getting the devil out of your body. Dude, that's what it does. It's called a bullhead. I just knew, though, it's hold it down for 24 hours, daddy, and we're gonna make it through it. Yeah, yeah, you knew.

Did the doctor, I showed up, put an IV in. Yeah, but they get they put all sorts of like They give you stuff like pain Electro lights. Yeah, they give you that nausea medicine. They give you pain killers I'm like, dude, how's going? Come on daddy. Well, I really hyped that thing up. I got a lot of stuff on my system Anyway, go ahead now you plan yourself out though probably no nicotine you didn't do anything through my system anyway. Go ahead. Now you can't yourself out though, probably. No nicotine, you didn't do anything.

Excuse me? Yeah. One monatic, so you gotta have nicotine. Even when you had food poisoning? Oh yeah. You don't say it. Every morning. You don't miss it.

I'm throwing up anyways, dude. That's impressive as hell. You know what, this would be like really the first coffee I've had in a long time, because coffee or like certain food, like I can eat sweat, thanks, dog. Thanks me, ball. I can't have like real spicy food right now.

Yeah. What do you got neck up? This is whiskey. So whatever you have in your stomach, I'm told whiskey will burn it. Especially, yeah, tiger thick. Here's all illness. Is that what they say? Well whiskey, by the way, when you're in, it does that. You said back to back your day. You're in a country where the water and parasites, you want to get, you want to get some whiskey in your tummy or some just some spirits

So I would have to if I was in that situation I would have to do whiskey. I would I Whatever yeah, I have to pre-lap well unless you want to shit your pants I always drink hard liquor if I have if there's ice in my drink or whatever I'll do a shot Oh for sure cuz it'll equal it out right what do you mean a lot of times kill that bacteria? Oh, dude I you know I want to talk about I want to talk about on Monday Yeah, I know a kid come in this Monday. You got another kid coming this world. I got another kid coming this world.

Now, and I'm coming up with names. Now, now Casey, when you know my boy, Casey, I love. I was thinking about Casey. I was thinking about maybe, and you're sons of me small. Is it, maybe, you're, Mason's in small. You're, you're sons of me smaller.

Let's think of small names. Man, chip. No. Dude, little chip. No. Chip? You know little chip. Little chip. Dude, little chip. Dude, little chip. No. Chip? You know, little chip.

Little chip. Dude, little chip. Hey, little chip, come around. Do you think about football? No, because it's my... Rudy, hold on. Rudy. Her family, her family, her family, big boys.

And that's fine. Yeah, my dad, my dad, big boy. You dad's huge. You think of the meat? So you think your son's gonna be a big boy? Well, I got big, you actually, I think, I take after mommy though, five, two. You're my best tiny. And so your sister's pretty small too.

Oh, no. Well, I guess for a girl, she's about the same size. What is this, too? It's a big girl. Dwarf names. Dwarf, how are you? Oh, wow. No, I'm not even.

I just noticed my fine stuff. No, but you know what though? You know when people like all the baby's small, that, you know, like Boston was in a big baby. Tiger was in a big baby. It's the, like when they get to a year, that's when you kinda know. So when everyone's like, oh my God,

that baby was 12 pounds eight ounces. None of that shit matters. No. It matters like not six months into it. If they're still tiny. Ankle byter. Ankle byter. Rug, rag, rag.

Okay. Little ankle byter. And Bino. No, I think in here. Bambino. Like what, was it? Was it Brendan even in the conversation? Have you ever met another Brendan? Little right little ankle bio and Bino. No, I think in here. Bambino. I like what Brendan even in the conversation. Have you ever met another Brendan problem with Brendan is people call him Brandon? Well, no, dude. That's why I'm trying to get more famous name another famous Brendan

Rezure Okay Our careers are a little bit of different Tribute killing it Sort of doesn't it? It was, don't keep killing it. Don't keep killing it. I like him very much.

So there was this so many. That effect show? Of course, but he did the superhero term. He's one a lot of weight, dude. Listen, I love Brendan Frazier. Take it easy. So there was Brendan Shanahan,

captain of the Detroit Red Wings. He retired. Name another one, bro. Not a lot of Brendan's. Typen famous Brains. Who? Brendan, bro. Not a lot of Brandon's. Typing famous brand new place for the Los Angeles Kings. Is his dad Mario Lemuel? Claudo Lemuel.

There you go. Famous? Yeah, Brandon. Is that in a, in a, Brennan? We can't even think about it, dude. Well, it's Brandon, then you can't Bren.

No, you'll Bren? He, little Bren. Little Bren. Little Bren. Uncle, your uncle Brennan. Big Brennan too. I don't like it. Okay, that's fine But I don't like Brian. Hey, that's this you and you want you everything in like

Everything in like unique names like you can I go down my lane? Well, I'm trying to go tie your boss in where it's a very different We're trying to go normal. I like we want Jeff Dave. I want Frank not Dave Joe. No, I don't like those Billy Nope, Billy's not bad. Billy's good. I like Billy. I like Billy. I like Billy. I like Billy. Will you like Casey? Not gonna be small. I like Jack. I like Billy. I like you know what? I like Jack. I like Jack. I like Jack. It's a strong name. It's a rich. You know what it is? It's original. It's American. I know it's American.

And we need that right Jack. Calon. Dude, what about Jack? I like blue. I like blue. I like blue like your friends blue and he's a badass. I know he looks weird though It's be honest. He's a bad guy. Yeah, he looks weird though blue Blue what I call blue karate count blue karate count. Why you get it? Why you got a karate? Just cuz I like blue blues dope. He I'm just spitballing ideas here. Yeah, we wanna get America back on the right track. Blue Jack? Tucker. Tucker's not a bad name. Tucker? Tucker Carlson, Caledon.

Okay. Tucker, Jack. Tucker Carlson, Caledon. Tucker Carlson, Caledon. Okay, again. Tucker Carl. All right, he's, he's rolling. He's superman.

Polarizing. What happens is, they go in front of Carlson and then everybody turns. In LA, that's gonna be tough. Yeah, all right, Hannity Hannity Jack talent and a strong name I know I'm not doing that. All right. You know anyone I figured actually I do a gun false the fun The front runner is it Jack no Front runner from the name is blue comaharras

Yeah, yeah, Jack is Jack is strong Jack strong. I like my son's name is Finn Jack I like those like simple names man. I was gonna name my son Gus, but that's just a shitty name Because you can't be a hero when you're God. Yeah, yeah, they might break the cycle Gus has your son like his son. He's a little young, has he, have you had to sit to any of his performances? Do they have, like, has he done a play? No, not yet. No, no, no, no.

I've not had an improv. He did an improv show at 10. And that's, that's at 10 for sure. Yeah. Looking over. Was it long? Yeah. Oh, no.

That's what they do. Dude, dude, dude. He knows my dad's a celebrity. My father is a comedian. They just want to be like, they want the okay. The kids are all there. I'm like, keep them down. Well, you know, I sent you that video.

When you call me, video is, Tiger's getting promoted in Jiu-Jitsu to a gray belt, which is a big deal for him. Especially if he's not been doing it too long. Dude, he was Russian sombal tossing his kids on the head. And the coach was like, dude, I don't know, were your teaching techniques? I swear to you, I've never taught him that.

That's not my, did you watch as you have seen with me? I'm hip tossing. Oh, wow. 10 year olds, get going. Jesus. Yeah. So why did you not want to teach him? It's just a lot for a five year.

Yeah, it's dangerous. So he's tossing kids on their heads and she'll teach them. Oh, for sure. By teaching them stuff now, but so they'll do a thing like whoever gets the 10 take downs first. And so Tiger knows if he gets 10 take downs he gets ice cream after. Since I said dude if you get 10 take downs

and you're taking down, you know ice cream. He's got an ice cream every single night. Since we've made that deal. Every single night he goes, dad, we get an ice cream, here's a problem though. Let's take the kid down, look at me go, one, like, because the kid's dad's next, like, all right, that's the, there you go. And then be like, three, I'm like, that's four out here. Keep going, just f***ing these kids up, dude. Yeah, my, my son kept running around. He kept me, I'm like, no, watching the kids and I just get a tap my shoulder He goes pretty funny. What's your what was your favorite part? Yeah, you're fired me, Bob

Sorry, but yeah Tiger keep looking I'll go do fucking pay attention dude. We're looking over here. I know more than That's for sport. Yeah, yeah He's been riding the skateboard right skate. We gotta get him a new one. Yeah, I'm getting one for Christmas. Okay, I have it. Hopefully don't listen to show My first reaction anytime I see a big dude my first reaction is muscular I go professional athlete and then you go no not necessarily at all No, no, no, and then the reason I know you tell it to it now But also because if you watch hard knocks and you watch all those huge really really muscular guys and 1% make it among those guys, you're like, oh, that's why.

It's fucking hard. Like my boy Will Compton, he does bus one of the boys. We're actually into a football campaign with him. Oh, wow. Great. But for I think for the national championship, I don't say that before we agreed to it. Anyways, but Will Compton, you're talking stud.

All big 12, University of Nebraska, linebacker, stud. Dude, you know, he just signed with the Raiders, he like floats around it. Oh yeah. He like was 10 a seat for why floats around, he's on a sped team. Do you talk about talent too? And you're talking like smart, smart.

Mods, he's not big compared to a lot of those guys. He's big, but not big boy. He's not small, he's perfect. He's perfect for linebacker, because speed now, remember, you gotta cover. So if you're playing the chiefs, you also gotta know a big boy. He's not small. He's perfect. He's perfect for linebackers. Yeah. Because speed now, remember, you gotta cover. So if you're playing the chiefs, you also gotta know your shit. You gotta be smart too.

You're smart, but here's the thing. So then I fell so fucking dicey, he could start for anything in the league. It's just about opportunity, the right fit, the right system. But until he gets his shot, you're bouncing around, dude. These are the people that you know, no one you're competing with. Oh, dude, and you're talking all-star, dude.

Like, if you want to cause football right now, you'd win the bucket's award. Exactly. That's true. Super-stut. So, have you put him in the pro, in the college line-up? Excuse me? You would have 40 tackles against Alabama.

Why? Is that because he can read the offenses and just is ahead of these guys, he's just got so much experience, pattern recognition. He's been playing since he was fucking six, I got it. He's a monster. And by the way, and by the way, still your girl.

A looker. A looker. Yeah, he's a dime piece girl. Yeah, super dime. Of course he does. What of course he does. But just a stunt, he's like bouncing around. Great guy.

He's one of the few guys in that fell. You know, there's a lot of guys trying podcasts now You know athletes try podcasts. He's good. Dude. I did his podcast Of course not the first one the like that's a great picture. Hey, why'd you like it with my profile, dog? I didn't. Oh, I see what you do. Oh, I should look. It's gonna make you feel awkward, Kat. Yeah.

With just us or just with people. I think in general, like anytime someone points out something I'm doing, ever since I was a kid, like it made me a comfortable. The attention? Yeah, the attention, like makes me feel embarrassed, almost, because I come from a big family So like when someone gets single down it's usually like they're just like

And now you make it living off doing it. Yeah, it's weird, huh? It's very weird very weird. I'm gonna start I'm gonna get at it. You go to Wil Compton pick I think we'll expect a baby right now too You're talking about just a beast. Oh. Oh, you did a spot in Nashville. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so he's back on the Raiders. I go, dude, I need a jersey, because you still have the jersey of Saint last time.

Yeah, but he's number 57. And hardest hit I've taken. Yeah, I thought, let me see that. Yeah, I lit up for what. Hit on a football field. The hardest I would say, oh, you know what? Outside of like getting blindsided and like getting the air knocked out and there's something like that

Probably it's the New Orleans Saints. I posted a video in this like a year ago to it going to get some New Orleans Saints When I was on the Washington Redskins. I was taking off and tried Just throwing my body into this dude and I mean I went stiff like taking a metal bat. Oh I went stiff and I even tried getting up. Exactly, right. Because as he did, the titanium budget. And I went stiff and I was down. He's like, night, night, night, farm?

Did he say night, night? Oh, he said he goes, so I was running, right? Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. And I tried, that's fucking. I tried taking off and lunging into this dude. Yeah. And obviously he smokes me and the dude's like over 300 pounds just built like a brick shit house. And I'm like, you know, I like go stiff and down to the ground and

he's like, night, night motherfucker. There you go. That's a lot of fun. Damn. Simon is boy Taylor, man. They're beast though. But they're kind of the first guy that I felt I'd do this. Yeah. But he has the personality for it. Yes, he does. I find that a lot of the players because their team players have a lot of social intelligence. They're the funnest to hang out with. They really are football players. Yeah. I find their personalities to be the most developed.

Some of them are introverted, but a lot of them because you're around so many different personalities. Compare the fighters like the different issues. He's so nice. But remember, if you're playing at University in Nebraska, you're playing with guys from California, Compton, you're playing from Texas, fifth ward, you're playing from Dave County, Nice to get. Different, yeah. You all have to come together like the fucking,

you know, the Titans, what was that? The, you all got to come together and gel as a team that's become a street. So those guys verbal IQs and like social awareness is so high because his girls are super. Oh, yeah It's a girl Get for him man, man, which spitball names for his kid Yeah, well, this kid's probably me. Well, it's good. It's gonna be a girl girls are tough call her athletic

I see I like I'd so if if I a girl, I like boy name for girls. Oh, like Charlie. Charlie, I don't want to give away the name because we do have a girl for sure named me at this. I met a girl named Cody. Yeah, I love that. I like Cody for a boy or a girl. Cody's not a bad name for my boy.

But how many old Cody's do you know? I know too many Cody's. How about, do you want him to work at Chipotle? How about Kobe? Kobe? What name was at Chipotle? How about Colby? Colby? No. What the name of it is called him Cody. If you know like Brendan,

because of Brandon, also fuck. Codie. I like Jack, right? Jack. To me, blue. Blue. I do need, I'm right with you on that.

Like why would you get, I don't get, like, he was crazy. He was crazy. He was like, I can't believe you name him Kid Tiger and Boston. Yeah bitch, because I don't want him just jell-in with everybody else. I want him to have that different name. So he's different. I'm calling kid tiger and bossin yeah bitch because I don't want to just gel in with the real else. I want him to have that different name so he's different. I'm calling him blue.

Fuck yeah blue count. How you gonna spell it? Good name. Just regular. I mean to be Cheat. Are you or the answer? Yeah, oh, oh could be stupid, but but no we're calling blows it. Yeah, I promise you got a Do you see you always got remember? Yeah? Yeah, guys gonna fuck well. I don't care who you are, my kid's a fucking, no, he's gonna give you a shack of elementary. He still gets bullied. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, he'll punch kids in the face, whatever.

But they're gonna get bullied. Yes. So you're gonna get names, you gotta remember. Yeah, you call them, come below, it's mid-tough day on the yard. That's a close niche, so BLUE probably, just keep, BLUE, yeah, keep it, yeah. Please, BLUE, I like it. Is your girl gonna go for it. She likes it

Wow, she was playing with Parker Kaden I just Parker Parker sounds to Parker feels like real estate agent Orange County Parker Cown here Parker Cown like the house. Hey guys Parker Cown Parker Cown How many cool Parker's no Parker count is a life coach We don't want that for him. We want more for blue. Yeah, it's blue. I'm gonna call him blue for that. You're gonna come blue So my here's the thing Bubba. Yeah, name him Jack Parker I come blue that's right uncle uncle Brendan doesn't blue uncle Brent's calling. I'm gonna know he comes over

Uncle Brent's house now you can leave Yeah, you love my house. Hey yours. Oh, I know, because you got all the boy stuff. All the stuff. You got all the stuff. We have basketball court. Poor slide. You got trampoline. You got trampoline.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, you do have a trampoline. Oh, yeah. I saw it. It was Disneyland. So it's fucking Disneyland. Disassist. That's why my kid in the pandemic was complaining.

Like you fucking ignorant little bastard. Yeah, you have any idea. If I was in a pandemic, when I was your age, we didn't have shit to do. We had nothing. Well, it's like my daughter. I had my brother. That's it.

When he was charitable. When your daughter turns 13, what happens is, there's something in their DNA that's like, they take my day off. Oh yeah. And I'll be like, I'll be like, I'm, you know, she had an audition. She had an audition.

I said, good for her. For the school play. Yeah, I go, I can help you with this. She goes, nothing's that. Oh, wow. I go, I bet you. I went, oh, okay, wow. I go, so I guess she goes, no, I got this.

And by the way, it's a theater thing. And she's like, this way, and she goes, oh, okay. And I said, oh, cuz dad's done theater. I don't know anything about theater. She's not doing that. Do you take a warm hand at stupid things? Well, my joke is this. And she's also, like, she's learning because I don't know anything about theater. I don't know. Do you take a warm hand and she would face it? Well, my joke is this.

She's also like she's learning things I forgot about in school. So she'll do stuff like she'll be like, you don't, you don't know all the layers of the atmosphere. I'll push a pie in your face. Yeah, it's like I did when I was seven, bitch. Like I wouldn't hit her, but I'll push a pie in. I'll twist it in just a little bit. There you go. I don't believe in in kids. Well, I will'll push a pipe. I'll twist it and just let it go. There you go. I don't believe in him, kids,

but I will give him a strong C on the elbow. Strong C on the elbow. Oh yeah, strong C. By the way, I'll do that to my boy. He'll feel the power. Oh, I, my boy is fighting with my daughter on the plane and making a big scene and fighting over who gets a window seat and I got into a physical,

and my son was initiating it and I grabbed him. Your daughter beat the show, I grabbed her. She'll beat it. She does the fuck grab it. She's that's her little brother. She's a little brother.

She's a little brother. Yes, and she can play some tete tete tete tennis. Yeah. I grabbed him. The sunnies go to the body on her. I grabbed him and I went and I do the same thing. I'll see. I'll see.

I'll see. Well you'll do that to a grown man. I had to I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, Here's the thing you can't you can't do a million bears man front of you can't you can't get in it You can't physically accost him. So if you're gonna physically This guy was used to do it. He was treating other people really shitty. Okay, and I knew that and he did it to me You can't do that. You just you can't get physical. I see clamped them so fucking hard You can't get physical with the bear. Yeah, you can get in I've gotten in your face. I've been I've been I've done this Yeah, I've been I've been you know, I walk off this. You nailed that each other. Yeah, I've been, I've been, you know, I walk off like I'm pissed off. You got in his face? Yeah, I got my, well, I mean, not in his face,

but I get, I have, I have, I have, I have, but he's the same way. We get all angry, but for two seconds. Yeah, of course, I mean, honestly, it's like throwing it. It's real quick, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm, I'm macho. I get macho. I swear up. Like, like, like, one time we were shooting,

we had to shoot some shit and I go, I'm not doing this shit. I'm fucking not doing it I'm not and I walk off and you go then I'll do it dude and I'm walking like like I'm ready to fight somebody But I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get up my walk like this. I'm not gonna go Dush not gonna put hands on them. I'm not gonna put hands on you. But you just have that aggression, natural. It's insane. Yeah, but you just need to know your boundaries. Yeah, pick it to. Don't be stupid now. Don't be stupid.

I'm so excited for your son, Blue. Blue. Blue. Yeah. Do you get a blue tattoo? And I'll just show up and just go, there you go. Ooh, dude, give him the milk. I'll buy your kid.

You'll raise him. Yeah. How much? Do you get like 300? Do you get 10 grand for the kid? Hey. Yeah. How much do you have? How much? Maybe 10 grand for the kid. Hey, hey. Your kids worth 10 grand? Hey.

Do you genetic? I have athletic. Hey, dude. My girl's very athletic, that's true. All right. Maybe a little beast. I think it's going to be athletic. I think your daughter's the most athletic, but I think.

But that is coordinate. She might be, give me that. I'll put it in. No, dude, for average Joe, you're a beast. I'm pretty court. Yeah, for sure. So my girl, your girl's a coordinated. I know. You know, you could be a give me that. I'll put it in the court. No, dude, for average Joe, you're a beast. I'm pretty court. Yeah, for sure. So my girly girl's a coordinated, I know. You know, he could be a little outlier.

He could be a little outlier. I think it's gonna be good if you're small though. He's gonna chip on his shoulder. Yeah. Do you like that Rudy syndrome going? My buddies, my buddies kids, his wife is 4'11 and he's 5'7 and his kids are, his kids came home. One was 11, the other was like 13,

and they go, Dad, the son goes, Dad, I'm small. I mean, no, he goes, Dad, kids are calling me small, man. They're calling me small. And he, and I guess in a part of the world where some of the kids are small in and tongue in, and he goes, he was in Utah, so a lot of tongue in the small in the kids are Simone and Tongue and he goes that's we say it goes that's You have in your gun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, depending. Do this small guy should crush it like what dude your north star If you're in the sports could be like West Welker or there's like messy sports ain't your thing

Sometimes or could be or yeah, you could fight dude. Look at fighting. There's a bunch of smaller dude. Yes Soot of I mean there's so many small guys. So many small guys, you just crush it. Yeah. I do think being big is easier in life, don't you find? I don't know. I feel like both have their advantages. I don't know if they're advantageous small. Yeah.

I mean, you got to work harder, I guess. That everything. Yeah. Cheaper clothes. There, that is a good advantage. My shoes, I don't have to spend that much money on it because I'm short and my feet are small, so I get... I'd see, I forgot, I don't know.

I'll be paid for in private. I forgot you guys were not tall. I just forgot that. Appreciate that. I'm glad you don't see height, you know? You don't see height, you don't see color. I mean, I don't think it matters. I don't think of you guys as, I don't...

It's cat's taller than most of you adjusted. Yeah, are you talking about them, cat? In my head I am. I don't think I actually am, but in my head I think I'm fine. I think Kat's taller. Wait, stand up. You're just still in frame too. He barely.

He's well taller. You guys are not tall guys. Yeah. Yeah, but nobody over here is tall. You guys don't have small man like energy though. Wait, how tall is your dad, Meeball? You're dead? You're dead? It's 5-10.

Yeah, we don't have a- Meeball is like a little pipple. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, good. I used to be dead. You don't want him in your fox holeeeball? You're dead? You're dead? Yeah, we don't have a- Meeball's a little pipple. Yeah. Yeah. I used to be that. You don't want him in your fox hole. Yeah, he's digger. He digs.

He digs. He'll fight. He'll dig it up that rump. Yeah, yeah. Now, you have a lot of size, but you don't move slow. See, a lot of my guys who are big move slow, and they tend to be, they apologize for their size by being super sweet and super passive. Well, we were doing the slip.

You got none of your, very nice, but you have a, you have a, you have a weird thing. You have also a good chip on your shoulders, so it makes you, yeah, it makes you, it's not an appalling complex, but you move at a clip. Yeah, you move at a clip. That's what I'm saying. When we were doing those slip pushes in the burpees, that's just one of the fungared was just, Oh, no, no, no, no, you'll at a clip. Yeah, you move at a clip. That's what I'm saying when we were doing those sled pushes in the burbies

Just motherfucker was just oh no, no, he'll compete with me No, right. There's if there's a competition Uh-huh. What are we were playing here? No, we were playing volleyball in the beach and we didn't know we were just gotten to become friends with friends for a year and this guy This guy I believe he got you to play volleyball in this life coach. This woman goes oh, I know you don't know She goes you're a pro athlete. She I know you don't know she goes your pro athlete is comedian she had things she goes we can say her name yeah Eliza is a passenger I love her I love her but Eliza is such a smile she goes she goes man I thought

you'd be better your pro athlete I thought you'd be better at volleyball so I see Brennan I see Brennan he was young oh he was young and still fighting so if you're still fighting he had that thing so I just see him like this I hold on everybody. His fucking Over you no humor no humor. He was like he just went he died so I stood and his mouth opened a little He went like this like in his right behind his face. He went oh Like that but it said he went like this His breathing said he went and then he turns Tony as his coach,

who's a bronze medal. Tony's every bronze medal in the Olympics boxing. And it goes boxing burn on. And he goes like this, he looks, and Tony gets really competitive. And he goes like this, he goes, we have to win. We have to win. So then I spiked it like,

meet the parents and I fucking face. You did, yeah. You're joking like, hey, hey, hey, hey. You're joking. You didn't hold that Michael Jordan. I took that person. Yeah, I took it personally. And if funny, how when you're young, that shit can get to you so deeply. Tiger is the same thing though,

because they were doing something, and again, he should be talking to his grandma like this, which is that Kobe mentality that he has. Did doing something as grandma goes, who he loves dearly, probably loves him or anybody in in this world and they're playing outside and she goes oh you lost She goes you lost and keep going you lost you lost and you're a loser and grabs the bonk fucking Poof, I'm like well fuck yeah, I go tiger. I'm gonna talk to you, dude. Yeah, so I tore it on my king color grandma loser Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, but inside I'm like yeah

I'm like, can't call grandma loose. Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? But inside I'm like, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha. We need that. My mom's gonna lose us around here. My son is spiked up on me for a fake. Is an amazing actor.

My son, I get a call. I got to come to the podcast. The other Monday. I got to come to the podcast. I got a call from my ex. She goes, you have to pick Finn up. I'm not in town and he's sick, he's sick. I go, well, I tell you, he's not feeling well, I got a cheese

scratch. All right, so he's got a stomach thing. So I got to get, I got to go get him, then drive him back to his house and then come to the podcast, so I'll be 15 minutes late. But it's out of my way, I got to try. Yeah, yeah, man, I had to send a moniker and I pull up at 40 minutes, you know, I got my routine, I'm gonna do my now, you got to get your clothes good. I gotta try that. That's a nightmare. Yeah. Send a money to it. And I pull up, it's 40 minutes. You know, I got my routine. I'm gonna do my now.

You gotta get your clothes good. Kids are gonna be fun. Fucking damn. I get there. And he comes up bouncing out. Hey, Dad. A bouncing out. He felt fine.

And I go, huh? I thought you were sick. And I go, thought you were sick. He goes, no, I am. I go, are you, are you now? What's going on with where? He goes, my stomach, it's a whirlpool. It's going like this long.

Like, and I go, is it? That's funny, a whirlpool. And by the way, with a clip, and I look at the, I look at the, at the fucking principal, I go, and she goes, yeah, he's probably, she need a better breakfast. She just walks out like that. Yeah, she knows what's up. All right. They've seen it.

I get, and I go, I go, I face time mom, and I say, yeah, yeah, Finn's, I got him, he's sick, and I go, and she face time mom and I say yeah, yeah, Fin's I got him He's sick and I go and she goes do we have a little fake on her hands? Yeah, he goes faker faker I'm not talking either one of you guys. I'm not so you guys don't believe me I'm done and he just turns and he faces the window like that. He's like that. Then I go oh jeez All right, well, he seems to have a lot of energy. He's super mad I better get out of here because I got to see what's wrong with him. He definitely doesn't feel well He's super angry like that. So I of here because I got to see what's wrong with him. He definitely doesn't feel well.

He's super angry like that. So I just were driving and I go, I go, so tell me, you're a skill one to 10. He's like, what? I go one being terrible, a 10 being amazing. What are you guys? Like a six? I go, it's pretty good.

Seven? He goes, right now maybe. Good, good, good. You feeling better? That's good. I say now you know that I'm trained in reading human behavior Yeah, and he goes what do you mean I go? Well, I can read someone's face. I they you give yourself away You know what ticks are no, I go you use ticks. You do little things with your face They tell me this you want her now if I look in the face. I can always tell I'm very good So he just goes like this he just goes I go okay now tell me the story what happened?

He's laughing. I was no, no it was great. He goes he goes I was I was There was a very long essay use the word essay teacher was say doing this long essay and I began to feel really sick And I was my had a fever and I just said I don't feel sick. I got to go to the nursery I mean to the nurse and I go okay stop stop stop, stop. Tell me the same story again, because you know, you got it, if you're lying, it's the same story. Yep. I can just see, he's frowning, he's telling me,

I go, stop, stop, I believe you. And he goes, thanks, Ted. Oh, that's cool. No, and I go, I go, you're welcome. And he goes, thanks for believing me. You're lying, I go, and I go, you got it. And I see him, and he turns to the window, but he doesn't know that I can see his reflection.

And this motherfucker, this motherfucker, it's going like this, he's going, he's raising his eye, that stuff doesn't bother me though. And I go, I go, you, I go, you gave yourself away. You had me and you're celebrating in the mirror. I can see you. That stuff doesn't bother me though. But he was, I used to fake being sick. I remember my dad made such a big deal.

Doesn't bother me either. Who gave stuff? He also got away. One day, one fucking, my dad made such a big deal of it. I said the lesson here is you can't celebrate that early, dude. You got me. You won. Well done.

Well done. Don't abuse it, but you were celebrating too me. You won. Well done. Well done. Don't abuse it, but you were celebrating too well. I'll tell you what's different, though, is I hate, I didn't like school, I didn't wanna go. Tiger, he was sick the other day. He woke up like, how you feel? It's great. Excellent, actually.

Good enough for school, he was like, oh yeah. I'm like, fuck, dude. Oh, that's good. I would have melt this thing to fucking Friday. He was ready, he loves school. He just loves school, which is well. I can't wait to have kids. Yeah, it's, it's. It's a pop-'s pop a mouth out. It's good. It's good.

Oh, did you show Kanye New tattoo? No. Not yet. Show it. I'm gonna show you. Why? I'm surprised. Well, you used the vlog. The Vlog. Now hold on. Now, see now. Oh, it's a surprise for... Don't worry about this. Don't worry about this. You don't care. No. You don't care about my tattoo. Yeah, it's not like I don't wait. You don't give a fuck. Yeah, it's a giant, it's giant lettering across the stomach. Oh, it must have hurt and what's the lettering?

What's the lettering then that gives away the tattoo? It's a waste. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. I already have an oasis tattoo So you'll make you a bunch of them. Yeah, it's a punk rock thing, right? Yeah, is it a band? One of my favorite bands two guys here something or something. Oh no. Oh okay, name of Fugazi. I see you. It's because you see me wear the shirts. I like what you're about to get though. That'd be cool. Alright. Hey, who? Who's the lead singer of? Of what? Oh God. Dave Grohl. Yeah, not Dave Grohl. I'm thinking of someone else. Tony Hawk was on a flagrant with Schultzie and he was talking about, you know, how you're when your kids are doing acting, you obviously could help them out.

He says that his kids are in a skateboarding and the friends will come over and like, oh, look at this shit. And Tony, he'll come in from like skateboarding and like, go with you guys. Look at him. Like, you don't understand it. He's like, who do you think created that move? Like, he's like, dad, get out of here, he's like, right? And that amazing.

And he goes upstairs. Isn't that amazing? Isn't that weird? My daughter would not even entertain me helping her. Yeah, they just don't. I'm like, I can help you with this. If there's anything I can help you with. You see the rocks a little girl?

I'll get you in the park. You see the rocks a little girl, she's cute as shit. Yes she is. And she doesn't believe that her dad's the voice of Moana. And he's like, you're welcome. She's like, you sound just like him. He's like, I'm, I'm Moana. And she's like, that her dad's the voice of Moana and he's like, you're welcome. She's like, you sound just liking me Like I'm I'm Moana and she's like, no, you're not and he's like, yeah, yeah, I am he keeps doing the voice Exactly as you go. That's really good, but you're not him

And he's like, I'm fucking what do you fuck that's amazing crazy Tony son beast of a skater Riley really really hot Yeah, I had him on my podcast he uh He actually just I mean obviously he was in the environment, but he just started kicking ass on his own. Really? Yeah, because he didn't want to like, he wanted to skate, but he didn't write off his death code. Yeah, he just took, he just skated

because he liked to skate. And then it just kind of like took him to like a new level or whatever, but it's the Tony Hawk really tall and isn't that hard to be. He's tall, yes. I think, I think, yeah, his son's taller than me. Now, what, where would you play some as an athlete? Is that an athletic thing?

Oh, yeah. He does, dude. He's top five. He's top five. He's top five. Pioneer. Yeah, top five, full time. He's on a lot.

Oh, yeah. But skating might have been the only sport where he would have been that way. I don't know. Not with his work ethic. He'd been successful. He's a session. That's for the NBA or NFL, but for his skill set.

Yeah. He'd be good at whatever it is. He's one of those winners. No, no, no, no, no. He's one of those allies. He's one of those allies. The 900. He's like Lance Armstrong.

Yeah, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony. But the stuff that he did, like, he was the first guy to do that. First ever in the 1900. And he was the 90's. He was the 90's, the stuff that he did, like he was the first guy to do that. First ever, you know, 100. And he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, that's, oh gee, I remember watching this. So, and now guys do it all the time probably. Oh, dude. Yeah, yeah. That Tony goes, well, you know, like, once you see what someone can do, then these young kids take another one. Like, he goes, the stuff they're doing now, I can't do.

So, his kids see that, like, oh, that's right. That's possible, and then just take it. It's like the guy who ran the mile, like, no one could ever break the four minute mile. So, Typing is done, and 30 people did it. I know. 30 people did it. Well, now high schoolers are running four, four minute and they're did it. Well now high schools are running for four minutes and it's nuts. Yeah. Watch his son skate. Just best tricks or what? It's just

really hot. It's skateboarding. Yeah. His son's insane. But they're different styles. His son's a street skater. He's crazy. Do this crazy shit. So he's tall like his pops. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Dude, like just, he did some crazy shit, right? Oh yeah. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

So he went kind of opposite of his dad doing street. Yeah. And so what is he's a beast, man? He's a case for one of my favorite skate companies. He's dope. Nice guy too. That's cool. Super nice guy. Good for him, man.

Yeah, it's really cool. Like anything else, man. Tony Hawk was talking about the video game, Tony Hawk, which is, you know, game changer. And he was like, at the time, he was like, yeah, whatever, video game wasn't a big deal. And he said, like, they were gonna pay him a fee, and then the company came to him because they realized how big it was gonna be,

and he had no money at the time. He was skating, he was making decent money, but not like Rich. And he said the company who made the game was like, hey, so we'll just pay this flat fee of like 100 grand, and then call it even, and he was like, what's going on here? He's like, now I'll take a percentage of the sales.

He's gonna be on my self, take a percentage of the sales. He's an element on myself, take a percentage of the sales and then fucking. It blew up. And there was other skate games before Tony Hawk Pro Skater. I like it. So Tony Hawk Pro Skater fucking. They said he had all his buddies involved in the game because you put me and he got put my friends in.

You know, like email skaters? You know what's cool about this? It's like, when he was skateboarding, he probably has zero idea he was ever gonna make money. Well, that's a said he was gonna do it for money. Yeah. It's just when he started making music. Oh shit.

But when you obsess over one thing and you're the best at it, you're not worried about making money. That's when, yeah, it's like, it's like Laird Hamilton. Like, he was gonna surf no matter what, and just became a total innovator. It's a passion. Yeah, but riding these massive fucking waves

with different innovations with boards, I mean, you know, where the one, bring up Jared Hamilton when you surf that one wave, and it was, oh my God, on Surf Magazine. Oh, it's nuts. And if he's fallen, there was a very good chance he would have died. You surfed, you would have died.

I'm sponsored by Surf. Yeah, by Surf. By a crew. Yeah, by a crew. By a crew. A crew. A crew. There I am. Now that's there.

Now that would be in, that would be in, how huge is that fucking way? Well, you can get sucked up into it. Yeah. No, I just saw him at a, air one. I see him tell that he is a very sturdy human being. Well, when I just built different. Bubba, when I saw him, when I saw him in his prime,

when I saw him in his prime, I promise you, I promise you, you would look at him and go, well, that guy, he's gorgeous. Oh, he's gorgeous. He's thicker than yours. He was 235, six foot four and just, is he, now, is he married to Cindy Crawford? He's not married to Cindy Crawford,

he's married to Gabrielle Reese who was a professional volleyball player and she's everybody six that's yeah I worked with her who's getting made to Cindy Crawford that would be Randy Gerber who owns oh that's right and all that you know I think he's a server but not like this guy now go go to go to young if you go to young uh uh Laird Hamilton uh Hamilton, you'll get a load of what he was built like him. I mean, he was just, I saw him years ago, just his neck. Let you and Lerid Hamilton right there.

That's when he's old, you and Lerid Hampton. Yes, it is. When he was younger, now you're spearfishing, you're spearfishing. That would be me, that you too right there. That all man said. Dude, that's it. You know who that is? That you and blue in 20 years. Oh, yeah, That's you too. That all man. Dude, that's it.

You know who that is? That you and blue in 20 years. Yeah, shit is. Yes, it's fucking it. That you and blue in 20 years. I have my tits removed. But look at him when he was a young kid. He was just big.

Over there. Not the great black white photo. His wife is gorgeous too, man. He just freaked. Look at Blue. Look at how he's built like a stingray. I know he's fucking that He's like Brock Lesnar. That's when he was said Paul dude, bro. Yeah, six four six four. Yeah, very big guy When I when they walked in I remember a summer at the firehouse 20 years ago, and I was like who the fuck are these guys?

Oh, dude. I'm at Irwin You know in line with my fucking juice and he's in front of me. And right away, I'm like, that's fucking hell. That's how he looks now. And he had a little thing. That's how it's like, that's how he looks now. He's built like a brick shit house. Fucking crazy. Now, if you look at him when he's younger, when he was surfing, when he was making a name for himself,

he was like, there, look at his back right there. How old is he? Yeah, right there, he's doing his board. Yeah. Yeah, like he's just that. Is he your age, Brian? He's, I think he's my age, yeah. Yeah, such a freak dude. just that is he or he's right. He's I think he's my age. Yeah, yeah, such a freak

Dude just a big wave rather than one of the first the right the guy was right. He does crazy workouts now at his house Yeah, my favorite story my favorite story is my friends pit bull is Locked onto another pit bull on the beach in Malibu dog Maggie and my friends big strong guy But he didn't know how to he didn't know what the fuck to do. So he's trying to pull his dog off, people are screaming. Along comes Laird Hamilton, who comes running up, grabs both the dogs, runs into the water, holds him under the water, so I can let go.

Cause they're gonna drown. Which one is who's? My friend's like, they ain't, and he goes, all right, and just gets out of the way and just keeps running. My brother's like, that's a fucking thing. See you later and just gets everyone just keeps running my brother's like that's a fucking See a lot of dude my buddy Gavin O'Connor Who's what other the other big surfers around that age? There's him who's the other huge one?

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Cause I'm gonna give you my picks and I wanna get your picks. First of all, the big one. You see 269, oh, we got a bet on it. Don't we? Yeah. Let's see where we're different though. Cause I think I'm up by 1000s. No, remember, even though,

are we even on the money? Yeah, cause Kinele fight. Yeah. But then I won the Peter Yon. Yep. But then I won Kinele. You won the Kinele? We're even. Yeah, I think we're even. won't get out of nothing. We're even yeah, I think we're even

All right, so we got so the main ones you got Charles Oliver doesn't pour a men in new nose jewel in a pen Neil Consonabio Kara France Cody Garbant first out 125 Cody Garbant. You got Sean O'Malley So I got O'Malley Okay, yeah, everyone does yeah, this is his his first, like, top 10 fighter, I think. No, it's not. No, not even close.

Keep going. Nope. It's Daniel and Pavia. Nine close, top 10. Oh, he's not. Sean O'Malley's not ranked top 10. They're bringing him up very slowly. Yep.

Cody Garbant, first time at 125, I don't know what that weight cut is for him. I have no idea, so I don't know. I don't know. I think he'll be fine, because he's a small 35. All right, you got your money on Kobe? 100%. Her knock's that guy out.

And France is no pump. It's tough fight for him at first fight at flyweight. Yeah, I don't know Jeff, a Neil or Santiago. Oh man, that's a shame. That's a great fight. All right, so what do you want to fucking bet on? I'm not betting. I mean, I'm not betting.

I mean, I'm not betting. I mean, I'm not an idiot. She's gonna win that. She's gonna win that. Who you've so many of that who you got? Fuck. This is where I'll make money. Fuck. Now, Charles Lever has more ways to win.

He does. Better striker. Better on the ground. I would contest that. I would contest he's a better striker. I would actually contest that. Do you have some poryes? Have your hand in.

I was a liver technical wise, much better striker. I don't know about that. Kicking, mowing time. Dustin, poryes, kicks and punches. His boxing is so on point. I don't know. I know I, I, I, here's the thing. Do you have any? Do you have any? and you see history. Well, he's got those

create. I that's from his back. He's got great card and all that. I don't think that works on Dustin. For you. Okay. Fuck. Oh yeah. Now here's the thing. Dustin's been through wars. Charles Lairs been through fucking wars. He's been through wars too. Ola Vairs early as career would quit. I'm gonna go with Dustin for you. Yeah me too.

You are? Yeah I was trying to, I should take Charles. Why? I think Dustin's just, I think Charles has a million ways to win. Yeah. But Dustin has the power and as it gets in the fourth and fifth round, Dustin's gonna finish him. He's gonna clip him because he has power.

And Dustin's impossible to finish unless your name's could be. He's impossible to finish. And that's right. And he's impossible to finish. And you know what, you know I'm picking Dustin, he's tougher. Well Dustin's gonna be, and he is, and he's,

he doesn't know his back. I see him on top of a little bit. And look at the resume of Dustin. He's fought everyone and won the majority of those fights. He's seen everything. It's just his time too I feel like. Yeah. I don't know though. I don't know. Is it his time? Is it his time? Here's the difficult thing to say. He's I believe he's been through some even more crazy wars. I mean then then Olyver is taking so much damage. And the Justin Gachy that he offers fights. Yeah, the hooker fight, all that.

He's just a piece, man. He left a piece of himself in there against Max Holloway. Yeah. Max Holloway, not a power puncher. No. Came up from 145. God bless, Max, for that. Yep.

We go to Charles Oliver. People forget how long he's been doing it, dude. See, he's been doing it. 35 God bless Max for that. Yep We go to Charles Oliver People forget how long he's been doing it dude. He's been doing it. Oh, excuse me sir forever Yeah, and I didn't I didn't really oh, but so he's been the UFC since 2010 11 years Wow, I didn't fucking know that 11 years Wow, and I remember he lost a max hallway. He lost a pet us Who pack a day? Look at this lost it Frankie Edgar lost a max hallway. He lost a pet us who poor AB look at this lost it. Frankie Edgar Lost a max Halloween lost a card alarm us now. That was a different olivera. Now he's a different animal. Yeah, all on no slouches He lost her now. It's a chin. What's the what's the Vegas odds? What's draft Kings odds on this?

If you click on the boost tab bar, Brenn Choppicks, you can boost your odds. You got to have, it's a parlay, three man parlay. You got Dustin Porre, a Cody Garbant tied to a Vos at a boost your odds. There it is, scroll up, scroll up right there. Minus 160 plus 140. So Dustin's the slight favorite there. That's surprising to me. Me too. The more ways to win. Champion and he just keeps getting better. He's the slight favorite there. That's surprising to me. Me too. The more way he's to win. Champion and he just keeps getting better.

He's the interim champion. He's perfect. Now when should they just give that belt? Mark Chaff, should they just present it to him? Let's see if Mark Chaff gets through. But you know, Darius. Oh, Darius. Mark Chaff's that new guy.

New guy. Yeah, that's the beast guy. Yeah, he's going to take, yeah, he's going to do. Yeah, you should. Oh, derriere? He's a new guy. Newer guy. Yeah, derriere is the beef guy. Yeah, he's gonna take, yeah, he's gonna do derriere shes monster. Yeah, he's a monster. Number three in the world. It doesn't matter. His wrestling is no good here against mockachaf.

Similar styles of wrestling. I think derriere has that Sambo Greco and shit. No derriere shes a jiu-jitsu guy. Black belt. I thought he was also like a, more time. Really?

What about his, but he seems to do a lot of that suplexing and fucking upper body throws and stuff. Is it not? Is it really? No, it's background is jiu jitsu. Yeah, no. He's great, but mockachaf is gonna, mockachaf's gonna.

No, I've watched her, I've watched her, I've watched her, he's, I've watched her a lot. See what his background is. I feel like jiu jitsu, he's a world class jiu jitsu. But also wrestling, wasn't he, didn't he do any wrestling? Grappling. But I don't think he has like a especially compared to mocked out of I feel like he did baba I feel like he's born right in iran yeah so that that was right so so when you're in Iranian you come up under that that wrestling system he did he's been wrestling no he hasn't no he hasn't

I promise you haven't done a lot of rest he started started Jiu-Jitsu. He began training in Jiu-Jitsu here in his black belt in five years, which is insane. Decorated competitor became a no-gui world champion of the blue, purple, and brown belt. I understand. I think, though, and I heard them talking that he had wrestled, he had started as a wrestler, though, in Iran.

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When he was trained by... It says by Kabib's father. Wow. Doesn't? I just... Here. So in high school, Dears played soccer. And at the end of his senior, he took advice from a friend

trapped for wrestling. Fell in love with wrestling when he started called Leia, he sought out Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. And then just started doing Jiu-Jitsu. No wrestling background. He's in my blood. So I'll be around in my wrestling. He's in my blood.

That's cool. There's the thing when we break down fights. Yeah, he's talking about. So it's a little tough. I do know what I'm talking about because you assume Yeah, because he's from Iran. Yeah, that's like just swimming because he's from Brazil He just does just does just does just exactly right or because he's everyone in because he's crazy Why does everyone in Brazil is done? Yeah, there you go. I love how you dial that hill though you got a

You go you go all hold on but you know what hill though. You got a down. You go, you go, hold the fuck. You got a dig in? Do you know what it is? It's a hill bullshit. All right, I was little. And I had my masters. It's the funniest thing. I swear. I was a little off on Darius. Yeah, well, so anyway.

He's got his hands full. He's got his hands full. I guess I'm fucking tough though, dude. Yeah, he's tough. Dude, he's just so fucking tough. Striking power, definitely the advantage. Submissions, definitely the advantage. Submissions, definitely the advantage. Submissions?

Oh yeah. I don't know. What do those guys do? What do those guys do? I know. I'm telling you. But what do those? This isn't like, hey, what do you think, Brad?

I'm telling you. But what do those? As far as submission, you know, Dirtch has better submissions. As far as grappling. Yeah. As far as like, their dagstain wrestling, that's Sambo. Yeah, dude, he's, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just run, they just But there are some both. I would have loved to have seen, I feel like Jake shields against one of those dog, the

dog is tiny guys. I think he did roll with those guys back in the day. And what are you curious about? I want, I feel like he was so dominant as a grappler in general. And you think Jake would take down the day, you're staying. Or you think he would submit him from his back. Okay. Shut up

Here's the thing. J. Shut up. Jakes never been on his back. It isn't usually get us back He's good from the top. Yeah, so how so I love Jake. Yeah, how would Jake take him down Brian? Okay, so it's a different game now. I might be I'm just gonna send him off his back now. Well I think I guess he wouldn't take I don't think I don't know if you're taking the dog his time He's dead. You're not you. You know who could do it? The guy who could fuck with them, especially in his prime, 20 Ferguson. You think so?

Oh yeah. Not take downs. Off his back. Very dangerous. Elbows, those make those, that's a different game. Tony Ferdinand is the monster with elbows off his back. His submissions, his guards, Phil Thietz, unique, because the Eddie Bravo system, so it's stuff they're not used to.

Who? A guy like Brian Ortega could be a prom for a guy like could be. Who held, somebody took Fertunic Ferguson though and held him on his back in Pannon, was this? Kevin Lee. It was also, wasn't it also our boy Charles Oliver be the shit out to Fertunic Ferguson? Yeah. But that's, you know, Tony is long in the tooth, man.

In his prime, when he won like 10 in a row, when they were trying to make the Kubee fight, when it was like prime Tony first in, dude, one of the best 155 was walking the fucking error. 100% monster, fucking monster. Terrified. Well, we got no bet cause we got same picks. Boy, I made us give a fuck about you, huh? The minute. I let you cut Kevin. Yeah, they think they do an email. Oh, come on. That's so disrespectful, man. Is that not

the way to do it? I mean, that's how I mean, when I retired, this email said, Hey, cool. We still own you come back My thing I was in a fight with so they're And Kevin Lee was so game. He always gave great fights man last like five hours last seven I know, but it's just like I know the game. It's the game. It's pro sports It's the it's the game. Yeah, that's what you said Then guys get butt hurt, but it's like it's fucking cut. That's it. That's a terrible.

It's cut. Also, though, there is something about MMA that I think is unniable. Something happens. You can be so fucking great. And you suffer one loss and father time. Something happens. Father time goes. The bad loss. It's time. It's time.

Well, like, tinnitus was in many ways the toughest human being I've ever seen in my fucking life Still is and never got tired and just was like insane He beat he basically beat you all Romero and then he fought Kevin Gaslam And I think at that point it was like father time is like okay. We're done now. We're done now Yeah, he was like a different guy against him. Yeah, and to his credit. He was like okay Yeah, you're like weird what happened? He just wasn't as into it anymore. His head, he had other things going on. He was doing other things.

Yeah, like fighting for our freedom. That's correct. And you're well-sacracked. And you're welcome. Wait, how long was he in the US? How about the rock horse? How about the rock horse beating him in the strike force? That was a great fight.

Fuck. Jesus. Yeah, he's a beast. Damn. Dude, then the Hodger Gracie had his back. He had Hod's a beast. Damn. Dude, then the Hodger Gracie had his back. He had Hodger Gracie's back. Tim's a freak, man. I love that dude.

I love that dude. All right, Chandler, he got first. All righty. So we talked about this in depth for the past few weeks about China having these protocols in place with social media and young people where they can only see like a certain amount of a certain type of content before they start veering them off into something more educational. And Instagram is actually taking this into place for people who sign up under like a certain age restriction. So if you're under the age of 18, there are new protocols being put into place where if you spend too much time on a certain topic, Instagram will then veer you off into something a little more educational.

Yeah, but can't the kids just put in there? They're like 22 when they sign up for it? Yeah, and you can do that. That's all. Yeah, all right. This is just in protecting their ass. Yeah, and I think a lot of it is also trying to protect young influencers. Like a lot of the kids who came up from TikTok, a lot of them are still minors.

So you can no longer tag or DM a minor who is not following you anymore. Cause a big issue with young influencers were like a lot of people, like adults with like, yes, wide and trying to DM. Well, I was watching the People's Choice Awards last night and they had like all these celebrities there then that Charlie, what's your name?

Demelia. Demelia? JuCias 50 million followers on TikTok. I think I have a number. I think it's like over 100 million. 100 million? Last night they said 50 million. I think it's not Instagram.

Yeah, that's what they said there. My buddy, but the interviewer, your buddy's not there. But the thing is when they're there, 127 million followers, think about the power that kid has. 17, put their interview and like, the rock, all these huge celebrities,

they get to her and you know, they're giving off everybody's accolades and they get to her like 127 million followers and it's like, that's currency known Hollywood. Like what skills does this girl have? She got popular because she is a dancer. She posted it up like that. She posted it up, right?

Yeah, she grew up dancing. That's what I've been doing. That's what I've been posting videos of her dancing on TikTok for fun, and that's how she got. And she has a sister that's also. Who sings? Sings. Yeah, they had a documentary about them on Lulu.

They have a blue show. Yeah, the blue show, whatever. It was pretty sad. I mean, like, that shit like eats them up, like the... Couser kids. Yeah, I mean, yeah, naturally, they read all that shit that's like, the batch in the shed about them. But 127 million followers, let's say 1% give you hate.

Yeah, that's a lot for a kid. But like, to a kid, that a fuck them up. To us, it's like... I mean, their million, they're so cry-me-robert. But the thing is, it's just weird. I was watching it and it's all these, like talented actors. And like, 127're million. There's some crime. I remember, but the thing is is it's just weird. I was watching it. It's all these like talented actors. 120 million followers. I'm like, okay, I just think I such a weird like the dynamic. I'm like, what is I was just watching? I So well, they had they had what they have the rock there who's like, you know, super. But there's a whole sub culture now. So all these

mobsters that are now getting out of jail up to 20 years 25 you know what they're doing they're all doing podcasts they're they're all doing they're all they have like YouTube channels and they have huge following the world's story. So it's just that way you killed 19 people cool go away he puts John got away. And then he comes back he's telling stories people love them. Dude he's he's one of the best storytellers I've ever heard. He's telling story about how they got this guy John John the matter yeah John

Lee John Lee who is head of there there was a war going on one family I think the Genives and Gambinos they couldn't get to him because he was surrounded by 30 dudes so he says so he goes and he goes tell mama punk and I want to bring a message from Paul Castelano. So he goes into this diner and the guys are knocking him out of there. 30 guys just by, hey, tough guy. And he said, look, if you go there and you say that Paul wants to meet him, they don't believe you, they're going to take you down to that basement, they're going to torture you. And, you know, so that's all this stuff.

Long story short, he gets the guy and this guy, Johnny, Johnny Lee, who is like the hitman's hitman and he was, he ran the soul crew. And if they killed him, they knew the war would be over when the war. So long story short, he, same as the ball has to pretend, he's a total, like he's just like, I can't get some water. I'm so nervous. I'm just trying to give you the message. You know, I just want to know exactly this.

He's, he just wants to meet you somewhere. You pick the spot, but he wants to do it alone. They go meet at a country club. The country club I belong to. Great. They got a van waiting. He goes, I'm going to walk. When I go by the van, I'm going to stutter step.

I'm going to get like a couple of minutes back. I'm going to bear hug him. Open that fucking door. I'm going to pull him in and then hold him down. Time, time, time. Drop him off. Long story short, they get him. And the fucking guy sit in there and he looks at him and he's like this.

He goes, unbelievable. Punk, huh? You're the messenger boy, huh? You had me going. they get him and the fucking guy sitting there and he looks at me like this he goes unbelievable punk huh you're the messenger boy huh yeah had me going it had me going Sammy and he goes hey it is what it is and then he goes now he had to wait to get a call okay to kill him and it was gonna be if he hit the side of the van once he's let him go twice I gotta kill, so now, so these guys are all killers, right? And the dude, the dude is sitting there like this and he's, remember, he has 50 bodies to hit the sky, but he's got, and he goes like this, he goes,

hey, jerk off. And Sammy goes, what, he goes, cover the back window. He goes, what do you mean he goes? Because there are a bunch of truckers here. They look in the back window, they're gonna see me tied up and they're gonna call the cops.

I'm not going out that way, you't want to go out there cover the back So Sam and the bull goes this motherfucker is telling me how to do a hit he goes Oh my god Sam the bull goes this guy's fucking gangster right yeah now now he goes I go all of a sudden I'm like what kind of a guy do I have here yeah and then he goes like this he goes they start talking and he goes he goes uh he goes, they start talking. And he goes, he goes, and he goes, say, do me a favor. In my pocket, there's that I got pills. You gotta put one under my tongue.

And then he goes, say, me goes, why? And he goes, I got pains in my chest, it's nitriblitial. I don't wanna die by heart attack. I'm not going out like that. I look like a bitch. He's hurting under my fucking tongue. So, say, me goes, he knows he's gonna kill me.

It gets better. Puts it under his fucking tongue. So Sammy goes, he knows he's gonna kill him. It gets better. Puts it under his fucking tongue like that. And he goes like that. Now if I don't get better, I'm five minutes, put another one under my tongue. You got me? You hear me?

Listen to me. So Sammy's like, this motherfucker is working for you. Then he goes like this. Then he goes like this. He looks at me, he goes, you're one of us. He goes, goes to an extra.

And he goes like this, he goes, I can make you a rich man. You let me go. You know that I was? You guys, you guys, go to the next one. And he goes like this, he goes, I can make you a rich man, you let me go. You know that, right? And Sammy goes, I got too much respect for you right now. Don't do that. And he goes, I'm not. I was just testing you. Oh, whoo.

I was just testing you. And he goes, good. No money, right? Not all the money in work is. Not all the money in work is, good boy. Then he goes like this. Then he goes like this. then he goes like this. He gets a bone bone.

No, no, he hear it, they hear walking, but nobody's banging on the truck. And he goes, if it's a cop, shoot that fucker. Shoot him. I want to see him die before I go. Wow. So now it's him, he's like, what kind of a motherfucker do I have here?

What kind of a motherfucker? He gets the bang. The double temp. And as you go, he goes, you lost the the decision at this point. It's been 13 hours. He got him coffee 13 hours Jesus, great. He goes so they're hanging out. Yeah, he goes. I love this man He goes this man embodied everything about cousin on strut that I could everything up He goes I fell in love with this guy and and I did he fuck them and he goes like this basically And he goes like this again. He goes like this. He goes he lost the decision, bro. I got to kill you and he goes like this basically and he goes like this. He goes like this. He goes he lost the decision, bro

I got to kill you and he goes can you do me a favor? And he goes anything and he goes take my shoes off when I don't want them find me with my shoes on He goes why I go I always told my my wife I died with my shoes off Meaning I died home my shoes off. She thought I'd die like a dog in the street And that's the way it is. She knows this life She's crazy and And Sammy goes, done, done. So he takes his shoes off form. And then they try to drag him out.

He goes, get your fucking hands off him. Get your fucking hands off him. He goes, he goes, John, you want it? You want to roll out yourself? And he goes, yeah, let me roll out myself. And he goes, and he introduces him. He goes, he's one of ours. He's a made guy.

His name was Ray Alito or whatever. Yeah. Ray's going to be, Ray's going to shoot you. He's going to do the killing. So he goesito or whatever. Ray's gonna be, Ray's gonna shoot you. He's gonna do the killing, so he introduces him. Like it's all formal. Jesus, great. And he goes, do me a favor, just walk about four feet into the weeds, duck your head, and he's gonna kill you.

Just like that, and the guy goes, all right, good boy. Keep your head out of trouble. And just, fuck shot him in the head. Just took his, took four steps, bent his head, boom. And then he shot him three more times. They found him with a shoes off. Jesus Christ. Bro, he tells these stories where you're just like,

of course, yeah. Fuckin' life. And he talks about getting made. He talks about the getting made. The whole ceremony. He goes, he goes, have put on a white shirt, a tie, and your best suit, and meet me on this corner. Now here's the problem with that.

Sometimes, yeah. Sometimes you think you're getting made and you never coming back. What an exciting life. Best day of your life, the worst day of your life. Exciting life, but never ends well for nothing. Down, they go down to the fucking, they go down to the basement, Paul Costanlano's there,

the head of the Gambino Crime family, and all the other made guys. And they're all sitting there and he goes, you know these people, and he goes, yeah, he goes, they go, you swear this is a secret society we're causing an extra. What finger do you do you pull the trigger with? He points at that. They burn the finger. They do some ritual in Italian. He says all these Italian words. Then they all hold hands and they do some weird like, I don't know, some talk and he goes, now from now on and then they go through a list of what is

Construced the Death penalty. If you raise your hand to a friend of ours, meaning another made guy, you die. If you introduce yourself, somebody else as a made guy, somebody's not, that's a death penalty. Jesus Christ. So you have to be introduced by somebody else who's made to somebody else who's made.

It's fucking fast. else who's made. It's fucking. It's cool. That is fucking great. Well, you can see how some guys get the life is. Well, even the head of the guy, he was the youngest head of the Hell's Angels chapter. He's 22. Wow. Dude, he was telling a story.

Again, he did prison like eight years. He came out. Doesn't fuck with anymore. Does all this like, again, podcasting and like, he talks prison like eight years, came out, doesn't fuck with anymore, does all this like, again, podcasting and like, he talks to businesses and stuff, he's like a real leader, that's like, gun that position. And smart guy. Dude, he was talking about, I was asking him

what he got pinched for, and he said, I was dating this girl, and she was the love of my life, but he said, I was a hell of a angel, the youngest chapter ever, like I had ladies, and she didn't want to be that. That's fine. He's like, but me and her stayed very tight. And he goes and then her parents on the bar

that we'd hang out in, start dating this guy, start beating her up. He's like, and people know me and do he's ready for this? He's the leader of the hell of angels. He's six, three, two and a half pounds. So we have us. Not fat. There is no fat.

He's jacked. He's the guy. He's jacked. Dude, bring him up when he's jacked. He's jacked. Huge. So, the guy goes, so people knew us that head of the, oh, holy, right. So he goes, so he goes, people knew us, the leader of the hell's angels,

and they go, they tell the boyfriend, go, hey man, you know that's like Mel's ex girl, like he finds out you're fucked, and he's not gonna do shit. So he was really close with the parents, who went over to like bring him food or something because he was always really nice to him. He goes to bring him food. She walks in the door and her orr wills broke and her face is all bust up and he goes,

oh hell no, are you kidding me? And he goes, you got to quit fucking with this guy. So the next day he calls her to check in on her, he didn't know the boyfriend was in the car. She has him on speaker and he's like, hey, just wanna make sure you're all right? The boyfriend goes, don't fucking call. I got a bullet with your name on it. He goes, okay, okay, tough guy.

Hangs up the phone. He tells his two boys, he's like, we gotta go over there. They go, they entice him over there somehow. Like, she sets him up. He goes over there, they're there. They walk out of the back room. They tie him up. So first of all, he goes, well, he tried to fight me

and the guy goes, how big are you at time? He goes, 6'3, 2'90. He goes, so it didn't end well for him. He goes, and he goes, and I can fight. He goes, and I can fight. So he had his hands full there. He goes, eventually he gives up. We tie him down and he goes,

and that's when the boys took a baseball bat to him. Oh my God. Yeah, well that, look at him. Look at him. Yeah, that's why he's fucking, yeah, that's a thick kid. That's why you don't fuck with the Hells Angels or a group of, you know, an organization. An organized group.

The Hells Angels thing so tempting. You don't get in. I know, you don't get in. I just couldn't be, I couldn't enforce anything. And they'd force me to like beat guys. No, I don't want to do that. I can't do anything. Oh, you've got as a kind man.

You have to pay for my kids shoes. I'm like, all right, I'll be back next week. Not for us. No, it's not. I can't live that life. The Oh, you guys are kind of man. You have to pay for my kids shoes. I'm like, all right, I'll be back next week. Not for us. No, I can't live that life. Things I had yet night in shit. And he was talking about that. Like he was talking about the sum of the shooters, some of the guys he used to run and the thing.

It'd be this tiny, skinny, little old man. And you're like, that guy? It was like, yeah, that guy. He's a big guy. He was a shoe-choo and kill you. It's a big difference. It's so strange, that lifestyle man. His guy, it's called Hour Thing. It's a podcast. Uh-huh. It's really

Oh, for sure. Oh, they make so much money Michael French is the same thing Michael French is What is the podcast? What's really fascinating about it? It's called the hour thing Our it's fucking good. It's Amy the book because I used to I know I remember him I remember him. I remember back in the We should get that Melgan this podcast we should get Sammy the bull on this fucking Okay, he's an Arizona. He's in it. Arizona. He's got great. He's just just get breath Yeah, he would do it. Yeah, I bet you'd come on the ball. I bet we get Mel the hell's angel guy. I'd love to That would be heavy though. They're merch is so lit. Yeah

I mean you can't just wear it. Don't be capping Don't copy it. Don't capping. Don't capping. Don't pay it. I don't know. You told me about it. I had a friend, they come on the street. Yeah, you didn't sell it anymore. Yeah, I don't know that.

No, it's not that. Oh, do you remember? There's like lawyers who are hell's angels. Like, they got it. I, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And depending on where you're at, like, if you're, if you ride a motorcycle and you wear a cut,

it has to be like a proof. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Apparently when you're not just wearing white, if it's like you're riding with them. Yeah, would yeah. Oh yeah. Apparently when you have a show in San Francisco, a lot of them are there. Yeah, would you say Brian? You and I did a show in San Francisco, and apparently I would.

I did do one in the inapolis years ago, and they're on the front row. I was making fun of them, because I didn't see the hell's angel patches. And I was making fun of them saying, oh, it's Sands of Anarchy, reject it, you know. They were laughing, no, they were laughing. But they had the VIP mean greet.

They came in there, like we on we on the shoot club down the road, the baby bird, we're gonna feed the baby birds. You know that? Yeah. And I was like, okay, I'll see you there. And Jay's like, we're not fucking going there. We all love hell's sake. Yeah, I don't know why.

Yeah, the whole thing, Michael French, as it was talking about, and one of the things that Sam and the Bull's talking about, he learned from his mentor that Violence is always last resort like he would be like I don't know because send the young guys over there and beat the shit out of that guy And it's like no, ho ho. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're both sides. Yeah, before you do that shit That's all that's also getting trouble. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. They're not yet There's not trying to like the other thing is Michael business

They'd be successful in any Michael French is who was the made guy and a captain to 10 years and he comes out and they're course. They're not yet. There's not trying to. There's not trying to. The other thing is Michael. No, the business. Maybe successful. Michael French is who was the made guy in a cap into 10 years. And he comes out and they were saying, I heard that such and such killed had over a hundred bodies. And he goes like this, he goes, they weren't even a hundred guys. They were 113 guys in the entire Commonwealth family. Where are these bodies?

Yeah. When people say that, they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. Five people, they're just, five people that shit load a people. Yeah, five? It's a lot. Yeah, five that shit load. If you're a mafia guy and you killed, if you did work as they call it, that's a lot of people. Yeah.

What else you got, Jim? So, I saw this clip on bar stoolool of a college basketball player from Tennessee trying to make a score and win the game, but it goes terribly wrong. What? What? He got so roasted, I bet. He got roasted. Let me see the yin chin. Did he have a stitty, yeah, man? Yeah, what? Yeah, it was like he pulled a hamstring.

It was like hamstring. I don't know. He just didn't. He just didn't. There's something happened. You know, it's nice you have a short circuit. Yeah. Did it say something happened to him?

Like, did he hurt his leg? My friend. Nothing was wrong with them. Nothing was wrong with it. It looks like something happened. Right. It looks like he pulled something like a way. He's like, oh, sit. Jimmy Burke told me about his buddy who's a good athlete

and they're getting a fight. They're on the softball, you're in the softball. They're playing softball in the fucking Central Park. And his buddy Harry gets in a fight. And I guess Harry kind of saw... He's this big. He went to punch the guy. And he went like this.

He went, he was awkward and he was like and he went ah And he just got through his wrist and like that and in the middle of it somebody was like what kind of punches that fucking idiot You know you can have a short circuit the wrong way. Yeah, it's not a good fuck. Yeah, the little muscle spasms Maybe it's okay. We got to do it the other day. Yeah. We have a lot of things to do. We had a lot of daps.

So, Sienna News anchor, what's his name? Don Lemon. Don Lemon. Don Lemon was recently accused by Jesse Smole while he was on trial. That Don Lemon gave Jesse the heads up hey police officer before Chicago before the trial but they're investigating it yeah the trial just happened Jesse had a friend confesses for the first time police department is hey just want you know they're not buying your story yeah which is interesting

well so sometimes a journalist though wants the story so they'll chum up to the guy oh no no, no, they're friends. They were friends previous to this. Okay. Yeah. Thanks. Because Jesse had talked about this on the scene. Is that bad? I believe yesterday.

But is that bad? I'm not a huge fan of Don Lemon, but is that bad? I mean, according to the all sucked. You know, CNN and their people, yes. All of a sudden, I love CNN. I love this. I love this. I love this.

You know what he's doing now, right? What? He's doubling down and saying, he's so fucked. Do you see the cross prosecution? They let him destroy him. He's like, by the way, no, they lured me. They said to come get him. He's still saying.

Yeah, but the cross prosecution went through his DMs, where they, so they did a rehearsal before. So when he was like, it was at random act, they have all the DMms lined it up. He died on this hill. He's dying to try to. You know the two brothers, the swallies? Yeah.

Because they went against him. He just threw them out the bus. He's like, well, me and that one jacked off together. And he's like, I'm not gay, he's like bullshit. Me and that guy jacked off together. We're at Chicago bathhouse. He's like, no, what the fuck is he out of? He's just out of people.

You know, I'm like, Gays, I don't ever do. Remember that? You're a little gay. It's a little gay. Yeah, apparently, Jesse was really frustrated when he was on the stand to the point where he started to tell the lawyer, like, oh, you don't even know anything about Instagram

when they were bringing up his DMs with the brothers. Like, you don't even know how that works. And he's just getting really really... He's real hostile, makes him excel. This know how that works. He's just getting really really, you know, real hostile, makes him like so bad. This is a true narcissist. This is fucking insane. This is a true narcissist who thinks

he can get away with anything. It's just so weird, man. That's fucking right. What's weird is he wanted to get more notoriety for the show. See how much he was getting paid? How much? 18 episodes.

He's making like, I think a, the last season, it was 18 episodes. He's making like, I figure we're like 120 grand in episode, 18 episodes. Yeah, that's really good. Does he ever work again? No, no, no, no, no one fucks with it.

I mean, what are we doing? So what's he do? I got like this. Broadway show. No, I mean, like, you know, the off, off Broadway. Oh, okay. I think reality show, he probably do really show. I think I think in five years, five years, 10 years.

It'll go away. I don't think he's talented enough. Yeah, if he's more talented, I think you'd be all right, but it is so weird, man. His whole family is a lot of awful, man. His sister is a killer. His sister is amazing. Yeah, so if he has said something to the effect of journey,

yeah, you know what, I did it. I hate Trump that much that I did it and I stand by it. Hollywood support. Yeah You were trying to you were trying to fuck him that you were trying to go it was an act of lying Yeah, it's better than just own up something like hey, that's what the fuck I did Wow, it was weird though when they're reading the DMs and he says the N word and DMs and the white prosecutor said the N word Yep, just he's like can you not say that word? He's like sorry I to read the DMs and he says the N word and DMs and the white prosecutor said the N word. Jessi's like, can you not say that word? He's like, sorry, I have to spell it out.

The white prosecutor's like, what are you doing, dude? Don't say the N word. I know what it is. It's just helping him small it out. Yeah, it's dumb. He's fucked, though. By fucked, I mean, he's gonna get probation and it just scares fucked. He's not gonna do that.

He's not gonna do that. He might do some jail time, but that's not. It's like, maybe like six months. It's disorderly conduct for making the cops go through all these things. It's a felony, yeah, felony, that line in the up. Yeah, so, but I guess he, yeah, he probably want to time. I don't think so. But it's just that public shame.

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Here's the check. Here's this in the even being checked. They have online news. Yeah, still like that. So fucking dumb. He's so stupid. He's also just dumb. It just shows his lack of intelligence, double in diameter. For a guy, yeah, just Chicago prosecutors

haven't seen this before. I mean, it's still a jury, but a jury is going to be like, I mean, you said, yeah, you said the cops like immediately, like, what's there? They were like, they know real shit. Yeah, they're like, uh, off the bat, the cops like, you should come. They said he left the news on his neck when they came to the house, like, we have the news on. And then he said a friend of him told him to leave it on. He could leave it on the house. Like anybody who went through this traumatic thing

is not gonna leave a news around their neck. Yeah, you had to take it hours. Hours. Just walking around. Yeah. I saw a picture of it. I was like, oh my God, you're so smart. My favorite is the note that he wrote. Yeah, that was the great. It's so hilarious. There's a fact that he put a picture of it. I was like, oh my god. My favorite is the note that he wrote. Yeah, that was the great.

It's so hilarious. And the fact that he put a mega on it. Absolutely. People are crazy. Do you guys remember the original story he said that happened to? He said he was on his way to South Pole in the middle of the night, like 1 a.m. in Chicago during a polar vortex. This was the one crazy subway.

That's right. And that's where it happened. And remember, he brought the sandwich back to his apartment after the struggle, after the fight, he actually had to salvage it. He cops are just, those cops that just so used that. They're like, hold on, let me put, let's just do a little paint by now. The cops are like, you still got a full foot long me bow, huh? They made it all the way here.

You got the new trainer neck? Okay, did you put it down while you were being attacked? Yeah. Yeah. And then Jesse was like, I don't want to say white, because that's not fair. They were pale skinned. Is that what you say?

Yeah. Well, those brothers, I wouldn't use pale skin as a... I'd use any other... Any other... Any other adjective to describe them than pale. That's right, any other description. What else you got, Jen? Oh.

So a TikTok of Sam Smith and his friends on a night out is going viral because I guess this girl right here is a fan And she saw Sam Smith walk you by with a group of his friends She decided to run out from the restaurant She was eating in to say hi and tell him that she's a big fan when she runs out She's already recording and she's a Sam Smith I love you and one of his friends says shut up you bum bitch and tries to knock her phone down Which then she is stunned by this interaction. Like, wait, I just wanted to tell him,

I love him in a different video she then posted as a follow up. It seems like Sam Smith is in the background saying, shut up to her while she's telling him, like, no, don't tell me to shut up. I love you. Oh, wow. So he's getting a lot of backlash online for this. Sam Smith.

Also, she's like running up. I mean, why do you gotta record this? I love this. Sam's dead. Also, she's like running up. What do you got recorded? Yeah. Shut the fuck up. You're bomb. Hey. Thank you. Did you off?

What the fuck? Thank you. What the fuck? I just went and say hi. She still hasn't moved or nothing. She's got food in her mouth. She looks annoying too. But like also like runs up like that.

Like she's kind of a noxist. Yeah. Don't tell me to shut up. I'm not going to be a little bit more. I'm not going to be a little bit more. She still has food in her mouth. Yeah, she got food in her mouth. She looks annoying too. But like also like runs up like that. So that is kind of a noxious. Yeah. Don't tell me to shut up. I love you, son. But also, how do you know he's saying shut up? Did it sound like he was saying shut up?

They're speculating that it's him, but you can't really see those words in them. He's weird. Yeah, it's not. The fucking guy's walking and some crazy person comes up. And so, some of one of his friends might have been drunk and was joking around. Should I be dumb bum, I don't know. Also, I don't know.

He's got a pub with his friend. Yeah, he's doing that selfie thing with him. That is so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He has me, yeah. Like, what were you, what were you, what were you, what were you, what were you, what were you, what were you, what were you,

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To get followers Forget that good. Give us one more change. Give us a good one. Let me see here. Um There's not only that well, this is actually kind of cool. This Vegas restaurant is giving a dinner away as well as a Rolex watch. And I don't know if you know this particular model, but it's a Rolex GMT Master II. Got a sick Batman, so it's black and blue. Yeah.

Can I see a picture? I did pull it up before. Yeah, Swiss Yub. I mean, I saw different. Yeah, Swiss jeb. I mean, I saw different ones that are even more expensive. That's it right there? No, type in Batman GMT. I did.

Uh, two toe? Yeah. And it brought in the, no, it's blue and black. There it is. There it is right there. That one. Oh, that's sweet as fuck. How much is that?

Well, there's one thing here that's 9,9,000. No, that one has diamonds on it. Listen, anybody puts diamonds on a Rolex, a fucking moron. They lose value. Uh-huh. I believe they do. Yeah, because Rolex doesn't add

but diamond bazillion. Why is that? How much is that used? Not cheap. You don't like? No, that's probably used right there. 20 grand, probably used right there. Long period. Brand new, I mean, 40 What's what's the top notch of the Rolex? Some of the Daytona's are probably the most expensive those are okay, those are the high-end

Somebody yeah, they're like honor grant right this on the oh, yeah, yeah, look at that black one I like you know what I like the only watch I would like I'd wear the Mars or Mars PGA with the rubber like yeah those are cool those are far how much of those not cheap pretty fuck man really they are very expensive right yeah the Royal Oaks the big boy one that that one 60 grand one the meant the Royal Oak I like that 25 grand that's not for you this one's only 59 fuck the Royal Oaks I can't that's like their Daytona the other great. Yeah, Shulti Shulti has one. Oh he does That's a dope. I think it's the all metal one though You got a new watch run do you have a new one? Yeah, I haven't seen them before I've had this for years Block one. Yeah, what is that? Brettling. Oh sweet. I love my

What is that? Uh, Brettling. Oh, sweet. I love that. We're a lot of f... Brettling's dope. That's what I want to get. Yeah. Excuse me?

Watches? Oh, yeah. What's that? This is a Brettling, yeah, with the Black Diamonds. That expensive? That's a got Black Diamonds. Yeah. Who brought it?

I don't know. I mean, for watch, I don't know. What's expensive? Over 20. No. Okay. How about that? That's expensive. 20 no okay how about that okay I mean that's the way but for for stay I can't wear my Rolex on stage because it the

class when I bend will pop up so yeah so I wear this because I need a band you don't that doesn't get that doesn't sink to you no I love those I wouldn't pay 60 grand I know it's so expensive yeah it's a fucking lot we're just trying to get robbed in fucking exactly. Exactly. Especially nowadays. Yeah, nowadays. Yeah, fuck. Oh, I don't wear my Rolex outside of Calabases. No.

I mean, even in Calabases, people get robbed. Not really. All right. This is just a quick last night at all. Knock on wood. What's that? So just get robbed in Calabases in some way. You just got out of that.

In Sino. Oh, wow. How dare you. Nope, you're off. So this plumber found a, he was working on a toilet inside that guy, Old Stine's church. And then, and then the toilet was, he saw like loose tiles, so he pulled it out and there's a bunch of envelopes there. And there was $600,000 with the cash.

So I guess someone broke into this church bank and had, that took out the $600,000 with the cash. So I guess someone broke into this church bank and had that took out the $600,000 and hit it there. So then the plumber that founded just returned it all. Then months later, they gave him $20,000 as a reward. I was 600 grand. I know, but still, that's $20,000. I was 600.

And they gave $20,000 to like another foundation charity as well. So 40K. I give that money and I go buy all those watches and then I turn around. They probably would have caught hold me if he would have actually kept that money. They wouldn't have caught it. They wouldn't have caught him.

That's a big one. I got here some money. Yeah, those guys are super rich. Oh yeah. He sells out like staples 10 times over. Yeah. Oh yeah. Is he good speaker?

Someone just didn't take talk with them. Really? Like, being mean to them, right? Yeah, they're like, you know your face shit right? And then you just smile and, yeah. Is he good speaker? So we're just gonna take a talk with him. Really? Like, being mean to him, right? Yeah, they're like, you know your face shit right and then you just smile and, yeah. John could have been lost a lot of weight, holy fuck. Where? Right there.

Oh shit. I like him fat. 200 pound weight loss. Yeah, I think it's good for his health. Yeah, it doesn't look good for him. It doesn't look good though, his face now is all drawn up. I mean, he's older too.. Yeah, it doesn't look good for it. It doesn't look good though. It's faced now. It's all drawn up. I mean, he's older too. All right, Brian, shoot.

No, I know. Well, he does look healthier there, doesn't he? Yeah, it looks fine. I like him when he was there. I like him, I like him, partly. Now this, yeah. He just looks older there. Yeah, I like him.

He just looks a lot of loose skin. Yeah, skin, yeah. Yeah, skin never tightens. Mm. All right, cheers, that it, dude. That's it. That's it. All right, kids, new it, dude. That's it. That's it. All right, kids. New date, just announced. Brian Cal will be there. And Chappelle and special guests. It's Brendan Shobben friends at the Mel

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