The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 754

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

The guys learn about Bryan's photographic memory/learning disability, recap the most recent Calabasas Fight Companion with Rob Dyrdek and talk UFC 269, Bryan and Brendan's podcast beginnings, Bruce Buffer joining this weekend's Fight Companion, Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley 2, 90 day fiancé girl selling her farts and making $50k a week, Jussie Smollett found guilty on 5 of 6 felony disorderly counts, dong cages and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, how'd you know? I like that. Oh, you like it? Remember, we shut it on the screen. Yeah. Well, I don't know if he remembers. I know you remember. I got a really good memory.

I don't know his memory. I have a very good memory. We don't pick up stuff like that. I actually have an amazing memory. No, you don't. I have a, I have a, I know you don't because of what you have. I don't say it.

Don't say photographic. I actually do have a photographic memory. No, you do. No, no. And I see my mom at memory games, even at five. I have a ridiculous memory, and I actually have a photo. I'm a certain- I don't believe that, but I think I have a good memory,

but I don't remember details. The way you're bragging about it lets me know that you don't have. Here's the thing that I also have. I have an auditory issue, which means I don't, no, I have a weird, first of all, if I'm not interested, I ain't hearing it. You have a fair-

Front of me, ask me, I just, like, the of all, if I'm not interested, I ain't hearing it. You have a friend of me, ask me. I just, like, the biggest complaint from my family, my girl, my mother, everybody, my sister, I'm not listening to you. If you're talking about anything. You're just not interested. Unless you're talking about shit, you're the way,

unless you're talking about things I'm interested in, I promise you I'm zoning out. That's fair, you're talking about. I think it's most people, though. Yes, especially guys, I think sometimes when you're in a traditional relationship with a woman, and she's talking about Christmas, and it's most people, though. Yes, especially guys, I think sometimes when you're inter-traditional relationship with a woman, and she's talking about Christmas and whether or not this, that, the other thing.

I just- My girl knows, I'm not even talking. I'm not even talking. No, I think that's one person. But if I'm saying that- Apparently, I have a part of Tori issue, too. Apparently, I have a thing where- Who told you this?

Yeah. Well, you doctor? Yeah. So my son has a little bit of an issue of that, right? So like, loud noises? Well, that when he was younger, when he was younger, he had issues with that. Okay. Now he's fine with that.

Yeah. But there's some kind of a thing where you can have a delay where, where, for whatever reason, you don't, if you're just hearing something and not seeing it It's harder to comprehend. I don't know why it's a type of a like music I don't know Like you can't listen to books on you I do listen to books. I take what I do listen Hey, hey, don't make fun. Are you learning disability? Yeah, that's me

I'm being bullied. No, we're don't make fun of you learning this. Yeah, that's me. Yeah, I'll be in bully. No We're not bully am I being bully? No, why are you looking down at me? You're both looking down at no, dude apply for love on the spectrum. Hey You know what man? We know it's weird. You came out telling you had a photo. Yeah I remember and then it led to you have a learning Which one is it this is why I don't know I Have trouble reading numbers and I've never been tested and if so when you'll spread I pan it I have been test but my sister Yeah, I'll be honest my sister my sister told you her theory on me. There you go Your sister doctor. She's not a doctor

Okay, so you don't so you don't entertain With learning disabilities. Does your does your sister have any experience with learning disability? Answer snow not really not really so but Lisa Kimber is this. Yeah, but I feel like I'm still pissed off Because both you guys are fucking assholes because you know, I could have an ability and I probably do I had serious ADHD and you still have it in your both shit heads Who do they you're opening up to us? Yeah, and you guys fucking made me feel that no it's life Yeah, it doesn't matter the kid in me is in 55. We got a fucking learning disability I get made up fun of for my fucking age. What was you learning this ability? What's specific? I had eight severe ADHD. All right, I'll tell you what,

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And I told my ego it's not for me. Well you and Chris literally walked away. You couldn't take it I was you stay there. Yeah, I think it's fascinating. It's just not, you know, like, he's, you know what he shows you something to see? Yeah, for me. He decided, I think the philosophy is, I'm going to plan, I'm gonna be very crystal clear on what I want, and I'm going to be very crystal clear on how to get out of my own way.

So, I have a routine no matter what, and I stick to that. How I, how I set my mind up in the day. You know, if somebody's so disciplinary. Oh my God. I mean, I've followed him since I was a damn kid, but just to see where he's at now is like. Well, he has a doctor. He's like, come to his house five days a week.

Oh, what? A doctor. Oh, so make sure he's optimized at every level. Then he even checks him with his girl every night, scare one to 10, how are they doing? That's incredible. And I went, well, it says zero there he goes. She didn't answer that day. Wait, how they're doing as a couple?

Yeah, like that. That's beautiful. He's also, he's also, I like that. He's also one of those really interesting people who people who are super successful. I've met a couple like Quincy Jones was this way. You talked a rob or you talked to people who are highly successful like that sometimes.

You feel like you're the only person in the room. Yeah. They give you all their attention. Yeah, well, and it's sometimes, you feel like you're the only person in the room. They give you all their attention. And it's genuine. So that's what I find fascinating. And also, you know, like you'll throw out like Nord, like, I hope you like, man, he's like, so I gave him a studio,

or give him a tour down a studio. Yeah, and he's like, oh, this is great, man. And then he's like, so what's the goal? I was like, you're looking at, man, so I built this and he's like, no, I see that. And you're having a show, so you're like, yeah, I told him, actually, I announced it today. I'm below the belt. I'm leaving show time, January 21st, or I'm sorry, December 31st.

Everything will be under thick boy. Yeah. The below the belt changes, the shop show and food trucks come over to thick boy and all the things that I'm telling them all this stuff. And he's, no, I hear all that. But what is the goal in two years? What is the goal now? I mean, it robbed. So what I'm doing is, no, is the goal in two years? What is the goal now?

I mean it Rob. So what I'm doing is, I know you keep saying that, but so you're gonna see that. That's where he's basically what's called. You need to figure out what's your end goal for building all this, like what's the end game? I was like, I just go did. I just go, it works out.

I think he's right. I think that a lot of people from what I've seen, and like, so if you read books on people who study highly effective people, right? They'd write these books. I think he's right. I think that a lot of people from what I've seen and like so if you read books on people who study Highly effective people right they'd write these books. I don't like I know I don't either But you'll hear them talk about this stuff like Tony Robbins. That's what he did like he studied the most successful people Uh-huh, and almost all of them are very crystal clear on their goals like like Rob like they're very specific It's right to the point. I think I've always been that way to an extent, but I do it in my mind. Oh, you're not down.

No, I think I, you shitting in my hand. No, I 100% am. I'll prove it to you. I'll prove it to you. I have 100% proof it to you. I wouldn't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know, we are though, let me explain. To Rob?

No, but I'll give you an example. No, I am. I 100% am. I am. I've always been that way. I'll give you an example. No, I am. I'll be 100% am. I am. I've always been that way. I'll give you an example. So so when I was I want to be a really good wrestler and I and I was like I'm gonna be the captain of the team by the time I'm fucking senior and I'm gonna do this. I know that I'm very specific, but just like take a look at that specific But take a look at how specific I was about my career

I remember and I wrote it all down and because I remember I had this somebody said, ah, you're lucky and I go lucky I wrote all the shit down specifically My own TV show Okay, I Wanted once podcast starting I saw Rogan I go whatever I do. I want to have a huge podcast That's not why we started this you know that I know that you did not write that down to yes I did write it down Brennan. I'm telling you when I wrote down I said if I'm gonna do a podcast why don't let me prove it? I started with the Brian Count experience. I then started it turning the Brian Count show

Then I tried 10 minute podcasts then I tried mixed mental arts, okay? The whole time Baba I tried mixed mental I know no no it was but it was all that was all part of it I that's that that was the Brian Count show that that because Rogan told me to do that and it turned into that I kept changing my approach Once you and I but I kept what I'm saying is that once you and I then I then you and I were hanging out And I was like this motherfucker can tell great stories. Let's do a podcast So we kept changing our approach what I'm saying is that I didn't stop until all the sudden and I knew I knew we hit one I remember it and I don't know if you remember them Do you remember that there was a moment

where we had Conor McGregor on? Do you remember what you said to me? No. We had Conor McGregor on and I looked at you and I go fuck. I complained. No, I go, we got Conor McGregor on and you went, yep, and all we do, all we do is we keep doing this.

We just keep doing this. But there was no end goal, there was no end goal. There's never an end goal, but what I'm talking about. I don't like putting finance like, obviously Rob's very numerical, what's the I'm talking about. I don't like putting finance. Like, obviously Rob's very numerical. Like, what's the end game? Like, I don't know. Like, I'm like, oh, if I don't sell thick point

four years or 40 million, that's not the goal. No, that's not the goal. For me, for me money was never what I'm saying. So, for me, for me, like none of this, that's not the goal. No, for me it was an internal goal. For me it was like an internal goal. So, so when I shot complicated Apes in Chicago,

I was, when I did that special, the second show, Justin came in and goes, holy fuck, I go, I did it. Like I captured on camera what I thought was the best effort I could do. The best I could do is my best effort. So I think what I'm saying is that, and maybe it's not like Rob,

but I always think about what's my best effort and what would I consider successful? Like I had no idea I could make you want to deliver your bed. Yeah, no idea I'd be doing a fucking TV show like my own TV show I had no idea that I do a special like that, but I always envisioned it So I but maybe that and I drew a line through that. It's what I wanted to do and in a way I felt like I had accomplished Like see that's different than that's different than Rob's. Yeah, I did.

So he's talking like Rob's so specific. That's very like America. Yeah, like you just, I want to show this in four years for this amount of love. Like you never done that with money. Yeah, yeah, yeah, never. I've never been like, but you're saying he's like that in a sense.

Yeah, more, more like very calculating like, yeah, yeah. Once he achieves this financial goal where he has financial freedom, then it allows him to do this. Like, I thought about it. I think everyone's blubbering is just different. Well, that works for a lot of people. I think Kevin Hart's like him.

And then also it's like, also it's like, with me leaving show time, you know, for me, it was just about owning all my shit, having to all under one banner and having the team that solely focuses on my show. Which is instead of showtime, which is, you know, it's a big, elaborate. Yeah, I don't think you, as much. Like, my thing is, it's like, no, I just want, I wanna do what I wanna do when I wanna do it.

And if it works out, great. Like, my secondary, yeah. And if it works out great, but it's all, it's gonna succeed or fail off me. Not you guys, because there's times when, I off me, not you guys. Cause there's times when I'm like, I need to like this way, I wanna do this, and we can't do that, I'm like, dude.

Yeah, I think with you, you're good at making money, but I think what you really like is building a team. Yes. I think what you love is the idea of this team effort when by the way, as a stand up comic, good luck with that, you couldn't be in the more, talk about the most individual group of people. Like the most fun people.

If you do it that way, have a team. I agree. I should have pellum, David. Everywhere I go. That's what, but see now, and I love that, because I love that shit. I feel the same way. If you're not experiencing this with your boys

and coming out together, I'm not sure what we do, but some people don't need to. Well, I called Rogan about it, and I was like, you know, he's not like that. He is though, because I called him and I go, he's different. I disagree, because when I called Rogan about it and I was like, you know, man, I mean, this much is weekend, but you know,

flying ship hell and David who were basically two features in this, but he can't be just about money, dude. Did you have a great time? Well, yeah, he shows good, I go, yeah. He goes, sometimes that's more valuable than, if you're just bringing down to how much you made this weekend, he's like, that's not how you want to do it. He's like, you don't remember the money, dude.

You remember the good times. But he does that. He brings Santino, Hinch Cliff. He puts some dirt on, he put Joey Diaz on. A little different, but yeah, I hear, I hear. I think that you come from a team sport background, and I think that, you know, it's just a little bit of a different mindset.

I'm not saying one is better or worse. I'm just saying that it's interesting to me because I do think that you, you don't really pay attention to the money. I don't even think you know how much money you have right now in the bank. Whereas someone like Rob knows exactly to the end degree. And I don't, Adam Bob, you want to talk about

there's not the role with that. Well, I still don't want to live like that. You want to talk about, there's nothing wrong with that. Well, I still don't want to live like that. You want to talk about somebody who's the worst at that. It's this fucking guy. Like I have a weird block to it. What do you mean? Money, I don't, I never fucking think about it and I need to.

Even when I need to, I have trouble with it. It's a big fucking emotional block mental block. I don't know what the fuck it is. For what you do, it's, I mean, kind of like important. You know, whatever it is isn't it isn't it? You learn what you're gonna be obsessed with it. No, yeah, not a obsession But just because everything's in where America value and the pin if I should do this or not That is just you know, I do like what I'm saying about how you can like what is the end game? Oh, yeah, yeah, you know, yeah I mean, I think it's too early to decide that Like we launched January 1st. I have some, I think it's too early to decide that.

Like we launched January 1st, I have some ideas, but it's like, so for you, would you, you would rather just keep your focus in the moment and what's going on with it right now. Yeah, I don't worry about something like that when you feel that moment coming, I guess. Yeah, you're putting the horse in front of the, you know, I'm sorry, the carton in front of the horse

there a little bit. Yeah, so much work to do. And I think once you get off the ground and you're up in the air, I think you look down like, you know, I'm sorry, the carton in front of the horse there a little bit. Yeah, no big fish. We have so much work to do. And I think, once you get off the ground and you're up in the air, then you can look down like, all right, now what's the plan? Right. But right now, everything's on fire.

Kevin Harwin, you're trying to get out of the fire. Kevin Harwin was saying something that I thought was kind of cool. He said, like, if you set your goal, if you set, if you see what you want, everything you do, everything you do then will be pushing in that direction. Cause a lot of times times you're kind of,

you're like a river with no banks, you know? And sometimes, that I understand, that metaphor makes sense. Like you wanna have some banks, you wanna parameters, and even within your mind, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why people will go over what they wanna do in the morning. But for some people that works great,

like you meditate, you get up at five meditates and does all that. So some people need that For this that's what I'm saying. I'm no one's I'm no one to give Rob dare to advice You know, I'm saying I'm not the guy that works from fucking you know But you know what you and I like having a good time man and so to see no hundred percent I'm saying like sometimes I have a sometimes being a little reckless and I'm not talking about reckless with drugs and hookers and cocaine I'm talking about just I'm talking about just being silly geese

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So what exactly do you need me to do? I go, and try describing a companion, I go, Bruce, think of it as you're watching Jake Paul Woodley with your three good friends and just having drinks and having fun and whatever happens happens you never have to You there's no no one's depend on you to give play-by-play commentary Yeah, if you want to tune in the fights tune in if not think you're just watching a couch and bullshit with your friends He's a that's easy. I'm like. Yeah, dude. It's the easy. You Josh Thompson and Bruce Buffer and Bradley Martin

Oh, it's great Yeah, but he you know, he was like, what exactly is my role in this? I'm like, just have fun, dude. Yeah. If you want to talk about fucking surfing for an hour, we can talk about surfing. He's like, really? And like, yeah, there's no agenda, dude.

Yeah. There's no game plan. There's no bullet points. There's nothing. The only thing you have to worry about is shown up at seven o'clock. Is he excited? Yeah.

Yeah. He has his own whiskey. He's bringing his whiskey on. Oh, I like Yeah. Yeah. He has his own whiskey. He's bringing his whiskey on and stuff like that. Cool. I had such a blast, man. So, so much fun. Good times. So much fun.

I beat you at $1,000. I'd like to see my money. Oh, what? You don't want a bet robbed, though, huh? Because I think Rob would make you pay right there. Rob, you have catch up? Yeah, I just like him. And I don't know. I would have felt, I don't know, you pay right there. Rob, like if catch up? Yeah, I just like him and I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know him. I don't know him enough to bet. I know you well enough to take your money. Would you guys bet on that? I would bet Rob. That was the thing. I would bet Rob. Yeah, I don't like to do it.

We bet I'm poor, he draws the man of it. Me and Brian always bet. Yeah, you always bet. And then Rob was like, I'm in on that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got it. But I would bet. Sure.

You know, I love bet. I would have bet him. Yeah. I would I got it. Yeah. But I would have bet, you know, I love the bet. I would have bet him. Yeah. I would have too. I just do whatever, you know, I just don't know. I'd rather just do it with you. He was great though. Yeah.

I think people are shocked how well Rob knows UFC too. Oh, he knows. There's a reason he's on. Oh, fuck. I talked Rob all the time. I didn't know Rob got so big. And here's another person who's come on the command Travis Barker.

He knows UFC like that. Yeah. Does he really? He does. He knows all of it. He's close to Brian Ortega. He goes to the barbed-ass. He's close to Bar-ass too, right? Yeah, but you have to see this.

You have to see this like, I got to know him. I sat with him an eight a meal, and he's fucking great guy, man. The nice guy on the earth, dude. So down the earth, like just a great, great guy. Right, we had to go this birthday, Brian. I was like, dude, I'll be the only dad there.

If you don't come, I'm not going. He's like, I'll go for you. Yeah. Did you, uh, were you very shocked by the, uh, poor, uh, I rewatch it last night, right? So when do companions? Obviously, I have to do below the belt on Monday. Um, companion, I'm drinking up. I was saying fucking Kamala Harris needs to fight new off stage.

I get it. Actually, remember what I said? I said, I can't wait to see Kamala Harris needs to fight new off-seek I'm so fucking sick. I can't imagine he was, remember what I said? I said, I can't see Kamala Harris fight. I was like, I'm in my scene by it and I'm dreaming. I'm trying to make it real. I'm bullshitting. I pay attention, I remember the results, but it's like, I don't pay attention

like I should to have a fucking MMA show. So Sunday I always have to rewatch them. So put Boston Amphoron nap and I'm like, right, hopefully I have two hours. So I can get through the main ones I need to see. So I rewatch Shonomalley and then Amanda Nunez and I rewatch the Charles Levera. And I said some below the belt,

I chalked the main event, combing the event up that they have similar areas and their losses that the guys, the women and the man who lost were both fat and happy Like they didn't have the same hunger as the Challengers who are if they win those fights. It is life changing life to you change your life for a man I mean yes, a man in Nunez and doesn't prayer. They're set man Doesn't probably come off the winds of Connor. He made all the money in the world Man in has been the goat for how long, she's happy,

she's married, she has a kid now. It takes a special type of person to wake up in those set and sheets with a baby and your family, it's cozy to go and hit the road and run 10 miles and do the same things that you had. Jewel and Peña has a child, Charles Larrera grew up in the Favella's, Brazil. They don't have those same luxuries. So they just wanted... I didn't knowera, grew up in the Favella's Brazil. They don't have those same luxuries.

So they just want to know that Overture grew up in the Favella. Oh, dude. Okay, so you're talking about... Dirt poor. Dirt poor, dirt poor. On the white hot surfboard. Of dirt poor. Dirt poor.

And so I just think... That's a little bit like a... There's a result of them wanting it more. Them just wanting more. And when you're championing and getting those big fights, if you don't have that tenacity, you're gonna get beat at this level. I think that's the reason both of them lost.

They're just watching, knowing that they lost and watching them. Neither one looked the same. And the contenders, even though Charles Olivaire was the interim champ, still not the champion, the contender and the Julian Panion Charles Olivaire just were willing to die in there and those other tumors. And that's why they won.

Yeah. Now, I watched them all. It was great. I tried to watch with your boy, James Ross. No, I watched with my boy Toby. Oh, nice. Yeah, I watched it with Toby. Is Toby coming with us tomorrow?

Yeah, yeah, he's coming with us. I'm going to tie it up tomorrow by Dan Smith. I'm totally out of it. Charles Oliver is the interim champion. Yeah. Who's the champion? Well, he is now, but him and him and poor a fought for the interim. Oh, I got you. I got you. I thought for the real but what does that mean? Interim like you're not really a champion. It was a belt. It was next for all the various. It just engaged just engaged tough fight for Charles. Yeah, but I got Charles. I don't know. When I saw, I mean, in New New Year's,

I'd never seen her throwing that way. She got hit. She got stunned. What happened there? She got a wild, like, turned her head. Yeah. But also, Julio Antonio was like, you know, people were given a ship

for the stuff she was saying before the fight. But she's like, this girl's been avoiding me. She breaks down how she's been chasing this fight. Then she talked to her coaches. And then she, because she has friends that train at ATT and they're like, man, it's really not in the gym, man. Like she hasn't been in the gym and then she saw the coaching.

She's like, no, she's in the gym and then man, a post-it video saying, I'm back in the gym, but you know what I'm saying? That that championship grind and the few can do. When I saw her when she came out of the choke, she had a look of relief on her face a little bit. She looked like she was like, she's done it. She has nothing more to prove after a while.

It takes a real special outlier to get to the top of the Mount Everest. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna keep going. Well, that's why it makes John special. And that's also what makes Floyd Mayweather special. The only difference with Floyd and like GSP can compare those guys who got to the top and still kept doing it is they fought safe.

They churned their fighting. John has not. John, and I said something about, has a hold in his heart that can't be filled with money and cars. And it's a darkness that will never be filled. And that's what makes him, and John Jones, that's what makes him

a complete outlier. Cause an empty hole in his stomach or heart and it will never be filled. And although he's done it all, nothing will fill in. That's what makes him so good. There are certain football players like Ray Lewis, who I felt like that.

Ray Lewis never lost his intensity. Not for one second, not for the intensity. And yeah, but that's he got, I mean, he was known for his work out. But, you think, no, because because Tom the better comparison is Tom Brady right. He's 40 40's the best he's ever been sick. And there's not enough he has all the he has all the money in the world.

His girl makes more money than he does. They have all the money. There's no reason you should be playing football at this level. But there's some chip on his shoulder being drafted in a six round. They have a shitty body. He still cries. He still cries over the fact that he almost didn't make the team.

Like he said, me and my dad went for a walk around the block. It was a tough day. He starts crying. You're like, dude, you still remember that. The grace of all time. Look at Jordan. And Jordan had a chip, even the whole thing speech. He's talking shit to a high school coach.

Who sucks at everybody? So it's like those outliers, and they do their few and far between. They're once in a fucking 10 lifetime of athletes. John Jones, Michael Jordan. So John Jones comes back. John Jones comes back. And you're not betting against him.

No, not even against Cyril God. He takes Francis or Cyril down and beats him. Damn. He's a fucking savage dude. I don't support anything, does outside the house again. I don't know that John. Inside that fucking cage. Again, there's not a hole in this world.

There's not a fast enough car, a pretty enough girl. There's not enough bank that they can give him that will fill that dark, dark hole. And it's fantastic. God, he got it. He got it. He got it. We, everyone just kinda, there's. And it's fantastic. Guys, you gotta count off it. We, everyone just kinda, there's no one else like it. Yeah, it just puts you on notice. You just look, okay, well that's who you are.

I had a dream last night. I had a dream last night, and my girl told me that you had very bad dreams last night, because I was like, I was making all kinds of noise. I was, and the dream was so real, this guy, this fucking dude comes up, he's smiling, I'm like, how you doing? And I knew he was the boyfriend of this girl,

who was behind me. And he just walks right by me, I go, what the fuck? And then I see his eyes, he's got these big, huge, beautiful blue eyes. It's a gay dude. It's a gay dude. A whole place. I bet you're in your shoes like this.

No, I'm not doing that. Tell me you in your shoes like this Tell me that this sound like this. I'm opening up to you. Can I open up to you guys? Yeah, oh, you open up with your learning disability and now you're gay. What the fuck is Drinks yeah, I'm believe Space or is it not safe? This is a very safe. Do you know with me? You're on the gay magical carpet right now. You gotta save space for me man. No dude. No, no, no. Proceed.

Proceed. No, no, no, no. You guys do your own. Hey, let him have it. Go ahead. Proceed. So the guy says I had some, I've had dark thoughts and I go, what the fuck? And he goes, you come here and the girl that was like, I think a babysitter for my kids.

I'm like, I'm not, I don't even know. And he goes, come over and she comes over there quiet. And so I realized, scared. And then I go, what's he gonna do? The guy next to me goes, he's gonna fight you. And I go, he's fucking huge. And he takes his shirt off. And then he takes his pants off.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. I know, shut up, let me go. He did have a cod piece on it. It was the weirdest fucking thing. And then I said to myself, he gave me a drink. I'm gonna have to poke this guy's eyes out. But I don't want to, because he has really nice eyes.

There's only one way to get out of this. And no, there was no fucking, but, and then I woke up. Now, I don't think that's gay, but he did have a very good body. It's just weird that you're gonna fight this guy and you're ticking how beautiful he is and he takes his clothes off.

I was taking it back. I was taking it back by how handsome he was. And it's also weird that your babysitters in the dream too, because subconsciously, you probably went, oh, but I don't even have a babysitter. There's not, oh yeah, your kid's older. Right, so I don't have one. Oh, weird.

So that's weird too. I never remember my dreams. I don't either, except for last night. Yeah. And then we fucked. Oh well, shit. See, that's what we were waiting for. You know, when I was fighting out, I'd have dreams.

And before I fought Mitreon, I had the dream that I was gonna submit him with a darshoek. And that's exactly how I went. The exact same way. I woke up and told my coaches, I went, dude, I had a weird dream last night. I took him down, I submit him with a darshoek. And I'm very long gone.

That's probably how it's gonna go down. And then sure, maybe because subconscious, because you saw it in a dream. So then, I was visioned. Yeah, so then I was a guy, I'm gonna get them down. Because maybe, yeah, maybe because that leads you to think like, oh, this I can win. Well, they say that there are a path, though.

There's a whole psychology discipline about dreams and what they mean is that I think what that dream was that I had all joking aside. It means something. I'm getting older. I'm getting older, and I'm gonna die. And this young dude who was... I don't see that out of'm gonna die and this young dude who was I don't see that I was gonna kick my ass. I don't see that I was like I'm too old to fight him. That's how you define that

I don't I don't I don't know how to fight him. I don't see that And then for some reason he had a hard on I don't know why that is. Yeah, no, but for real I was like that guy is young and beautiful and he's and he's He's a little more down on beautiful. Yeah, see say it's a homo-routing dream and he's he's a home or down on Yeah, it's a homo-rounded dream and that's fine Physically doing the real world in your dream dream game Old and he was young I feel like are you gay if you have gay dreams? He was young. I feel like- Are you gay if you have gay dreams?

I think so. I don't, but it's not real. Oh, bet, all right. Like, is it gay if you, you know how you can buy those like, like, computerized like blow up dolls and they look real? Is it gay if you fuck the gay doll? I think so. To do the do one, to do one.

I think it is. But what if you're married and you hook up with chicks? I'm asking for a friend. I just think that if you, if you, it's see, if you look at a man who's got a beard or like scrubbed or even if he's well shaved with a strong jaw, and you, you would fantasize about kissing him on the mouth

or putting your mouth on his cock. I, I don't see how that's gonna look like. Yeah, I get it. Shit. Even though it's not a real thing. Yeah, shit. Even though it's not a real thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

If you, look, I can do that, but if I have a hard on what I'm doing that, I'm doing to it. You're into it, right? Or your body. I've just never been attracted to men. Or your body. No, it's just not my thing.

Yeah, and body would be, so, give me an example, so, so, you come to me and say, how would you describe my? I'd say, so if I was gonna come out to you, I'd like to, you know, I love chicks. Yes, I do, I love them. I see one, I feel crazy. Okay, of course. There's some guys, too know, I love chicks. Yes, I do. I love them. I see one, I go crazy.

Okay, of course. There's some guys, too, do the same thing. Some guys who do the same thing, be more specific. We know, like our friend Jeff, dude, like, go day, we're at the beach playing volleyball. Yeah. All I could think about was getting railed by them.

Okay, you're gay. Yeah, probably. And you're not even bi- No, you're gay. So you don't think there's such thing as bi? I don't know. Well, I do. I think there's some people just like,

when they come pansexual, where they just like, like a body's a body. Pansexual is attracted to personality and that's what I'm saying. Like, dire girls, it's just the spirit. They're just attracted to that. I knew a guy like that. Wait, I knew a ballet dancer. I didn't do anything.

No, that's asexual. Asexual. I knew a ballet dancer who was that way. He was a big giant ballet dancer and he was into women, but I know he was also attracted to men and my friend used to say he walks into a bar and he's like, look at all the attractive people. That's kind of like that. I feel like that's in easier life.

Yeah, it is. I just like everybody's attracted and you're just down for whatever. Yeah, but is that somebody who's been traumatized as a kid where they'll just take anybody who's nice to them, they can imprint on that. I think some or just that, I think someone just wired that. I think someone just wired that one. On the Edo, it says,

it's actually a very complicated. Yeah, super complicated. I would never try to, yeah, I have no idea. Whatever gets you off. Yeah, no one will do fun. Well, there's, I don't know if I told you this Well, I told you this. I said it's on the podcast No, well, you my friend my friend who is the great memory my friend

Keep keep going remember that remember that remember that Remember your photogenic memory? Because that's not real is it, Brian? Your sister told you that one day I didn't know. And that never happened. That's a bad podcast, right? Oh, good. Okay, go on with your dream. That wasn't a dream yet. And she told me, she said, I said, are you dating anybody? She said, I'm not dating. She said, I you dating anybody? She said, I'm- Your friend said this. She's in the weird stuff. I said, what? She said, he's really likes to be dominated. And I said, okay. Like, ball in the mouth, drags around the house.

I said, that's what I said. I said, like, what? She goes, well, I'll show you some pictures, but, and she shows me a picture of him in. Do you know what you put oranges? When you buy lemons or oranges, in the bags? In the bags?

Yeah, it does. They're nylon, but they're all fishnet. Yeah, the fishnet. I'll hold for his rope. No, he's in that hanging in that with his hands tied behind his back. Oh, yeah? Okay. Is he a spinner? Well, he likes to be bound up and held in a bag like that. What do you get a net to hold his human being like that? Well, that's a very good question, but apparently there are dungeons where that's very available. You just jump in on that. And also, if you spin him around, he's wearing what's called a cock cage. What's that?

Now, what is that? It's a lot of things. You know this world. It's very well. Yeah, you do. Cat knows this world very well. So I want to come into this with her. Cat's can't end this. She's going like, she's going like she's going like she's like she's like

She's like I'm a student. Yeah, that's right. I'm a cockage. I've seen a few vice documentaries in my day But it's a cockage. It's where it locks on your dick. Yeah, can I get you? Yeah A while ago about the electronic ones that's what it is right there That's a dick cage. So, what happens if you get a heart? Yeah, I don't know. You've been at that place.

That's a dick cage? Well, it looks like it's got springs, but you're a bad boy. Oh, it does it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, so like when you get a boner, it grows with it. Yeah, so we're gonna put your dick in the cage. Well, that one is over there.

You don't have more. Yeah, that one's over. That one's over. That one's all bunch. That's what, that's what, that one's about to buzz. And that's when you say this, why you go like this, I'm growing out of my cage. Oh, I'm, I'm, this bad boy needs to spread his wings

to peel this peach. That thing is, like it just, you just put it on. I don't know, dude, I've never done it, but I'm just saying that it's interesting sexuality is a very interesting thing. Yeah, that's not judgmental. I'll tell you right now anything with cold metal just not get me off No, I guess they are silicone ones too. What'd you say? They have silicone ones there you go Do you know weird your dick would look in that thing? Yeah, I think I

Would I would 100% put my dick and then she takes the picture and it's so fucking old. I said you a full count. And I would enjoy that. Yep. But the thing is, so they hold the key to it. They hold the key. Don't lose the key. And then they only take the key off when they tell you,

it's time to pass. I would imagine when you've been a good enough boy or a bad enough boy, we take that off. They take it off. Kat, this isn't treating to you. I will say I went through a period when I was younger where I went through a bunch of vice interviews and went down the rabbit hole of shit like this.

What is interesting? I don't know. I think I was listening to a DVD ASA podcast back in the day and Asokira used to be on it. She used to talk about stuff like this. So I went down a rabbit hole and watched a lot of shit like this. Yeah, advice before vice got weird. Yeah, some people are just very into being held down tied up All that mess so what he's hanging like what his hands behind his back now. I'm old school I just like the yeah bump in ugly man

There are there are people and then we're into you don't need any fun like my girl But like I don't need linger fucking. Oh, like my girl, but I don't need lingerie. It's like your body's that right. I don't need you dressing up like fucking Spider-Man or the fuck. I knew there was a, I heard of this story. My friend stopped hanging out with this guy. My, I said, what's that guy, Meta? And he goes, I don't hang up with him.

He's weird. I go, why? He goes, he's into the weirdest shit in the world. He's got a girlfriend who wants to be owned and put in a closet and take him out of a closet, you know, like literally like- Like a gimp in public. Like a gimp, like, you know, you're a lot to the bathroom. Yeah, you're so-

I'm gonna leave you there all that shit. And then he was into- Takes so much time. Yup, and he, I probably have said this before, he was into being put in a tube into a plastic tube and having only like a tube with a like a sort of a mouth on the end of it and he was into having you put him in that tube and the only way to breathe is through that this other just there's only oxygen that comes through this way another to yeah yep who's making this yeah well there's plenty of it's a fart tube and you are far yes yep and you put your ass against that and you fart into that good way

to get COVID to breathe all the farther he likes it well my friend said I couldn't hang out with him anymore yeah that's a good reason that's interesting there you go that's for baby I'm like how do How do people get anything you can think of? Baby is done. Oh, Brendan, did you used to watch that show 90 day fiance? Oh, yes, still do I Well, I saw article the other day a girl who was on that show makes a bunch of money selling jars of her farts So that's like what what I forgot what her name was I'd never watched the show But it was on Yahoo news white girl from Georgia. It was a white girl. Yeah, I'm a weird shit I'm typing homegirls. Those are my day fiance selling fart. So let me see that chin. That's incredible

That's such a weird. Yeah, I'm always I'm always curious. How do people get there? Well, how do you think you can buy used undies in vending machines? Yeah, okay, that that at least and by the way, there are plenty of videos of hot No, she's made fifty thousand dollars in one week. Oh, which one the one the writer left normal hair Stephanie one on the left Yeah, she was pretty man. Oh, she's on with a mom that that yeah, I remember this So she just farts in the jar and sell this her hmm. She claims that she made 50,000 in a week. The girl who sells her farts in a jar. So I like to get things a roll in with some beans, a protein muffin, sometimes even a yogurt. I don't make me want farts.

I'm just going out of that line. I'm really excited. Oh, is that her, Kat? That's her, yeah. She's hot. I was feeling it for sure While I wait for those parts to develop I like to read I'm very smart love to read and wait for those parts of the I'm ready to go I go ahead and do my job. I don't need to show you that guys But I like to add a little flower petals

I feel like they attach the scent and make it last longer And when I'm finally finished with my jar, I like to leave a personalized note. I wanna thank you so much to the 97 people who have already purchased their jar of farts. And I'm gonna have to leave it to you. I feel like we should. I'm gonna have to leave it to you. No.

That's you and I sell our farts. I think you guys can make pretty decent. I swear to God, I'll fucking sell my farts. It's just fucking gross. You don't have to do that. How am I supposed to God, I'll fucking sell my parts. That's just fucking gross. You don't have to do that. How much does it have to do that? For Christmas, let's make a freaking match.

A year? A week, she claims. 50 grand a week. It could have been just like one really good week. I don't know if she's consistently making that. Yeah, but I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. I'm gonna make it.

What do you think I can make? What do you think, old, old, okay? $7. Oh. Oh. It's such a hard task. What do you think old old seven dollars? It's such a hard house You make seven dollars a month So one to some free he do you just gonna find your niche there has to be Like you don't have the roots of far it's like you guys there's something else that people want of you

Yeah, well, I'm just gonna I'm gonna do Colin Caling where you can call me and ask me questions She's pretty hot man, so that's the girl she met on 90 day Yeah, they're both on 90 no, I don't think she's with the girl. They didn't really get along they fly a lot Oh, they're not together No one works out on that show Very pretty yeah, she said she said some work done They're not together. No one works out on that show. He's very pretty. Yeah, sexy. Yeah, she's sexy.

She had some work done. Well, that's filters too, right? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Right, does she fart online? I don't know if she farts online. I just saw the article about her selling her farts. I don't see.

Maybe she does. Yeah, how did it get to that? How did they come up like, yo, I want you farts? Maybe she got a weird DM. Maybe she got a bunch of DMs DMs and she's like man, I guess I'll sell my farts It's like me and the feet Everyone has their origin story, but that's feet. That's not that's not a Both weird foot fetish some people like to be jerked up like feet. I Mean I don't mind like we had some hideous toes

I mean, I don't mind. Like, we had some hideous toes. We had some raptor claws. Like, goddamn girl, but it's not like- Pigs and socks, oh, you know. Yeah, there was a girl. I got to appreciate nice feet. You ever suck a toe? No, I did a girl.

I did a girl who's hot, but she had her feet in her hands were just, they were just too big for me. They're too big. Oh, too big. Just she had a giant big toe and a big old knuckle. Like, she's a big looks mom. Yeah, she's like, shallow hell. Big fucking hands and rough big old big neck hole. Yeah, she's a big looks mom. Yeah, she's like shallow how big fucking hands and rough hands and big feet like like I was like,

that's a sexy one. That's a big old toe. Yeah, she was just her toe. I can't believe someone makes a living something fart. That's insane. I mean, you can be living something. Anything but I mean, I don't think so. No, no.

She just happened to be a night if you aren't saying, she's a pretty girl. If she wasn't on a night if you aren't saying, she wouldn't be. Yeah, I don't think so. She might make a little money, but. What? You laughing at the fact that he says seventy dollars.

I just think it'd be so stupid. Or just dropping on a trampoline naked. We'd be like, you're kids right on age. Another five years. And I'm like, Dad, did you sell your phone? I can't find out yet. And then the other pants are like, there's the guys.

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Remember we talked about this. Yeah, we talked about that. Yeah, I would do it for singing, but then now it's just like it's flooded. There's no. It's so fun. People singing on there other. Yeah, there's gotta be something singing I would say it's a lot of people who from what I've seen a lot of hot girls on only fans who happened to also be singers Who also put in their lives all I'm a singer watch me sing sometimes they do it naked It's kind of like a hook hook but it's mostly like sexy photos

It's all about sex I mean Rachel dollars all got it only fans It's gonna work out to the feet pics or something like that really Why lady who put it in the black full chocolate body? Yeah, you got Trans ratio, yeah, I don't know what's going on with her. No, she's not only fat. She's all sexy on there. Uh Wanna check? Yeah, let's see you That's it was that she's crazy. I gotta see that yeah on only face They're okay. She already hear the right thing. I got a profile. What did you say? Does this shows how many people follow her?

I mean, that's her thing leave it up or you can take it off That is the strangest thing. So what is she posting? Let's see if she has anything on her, this page. She has kids, hopefully she's making money. I think she might. So it's better there. Go up.

OK, so she's probably making some money, but not a crazy amount. You can kind of tell by how many likes somebody has and how many posts. And how many likes does she have? It said 4.5 and she has 144 posts. So I think she probably has a few people, probably like 50 or so, I would say, rough estimate.

I think she's making some money, but not a crazy amount. Unless she just has a very dedicated small following that's just pumping her mind. My prediction is in two years she's going to be looked at as a pioneer because being trans-racial will be accepted. And what's trans-racial? I'm wipe identify as black. We're the white kid that identified as Korean. Oh yeah, Holly. And he's British. And he's all British. So confusing. Oh, she's still doing the old. I'm darker than I'm natural.

She says that weird tan. I think that's a natural tan. Not for a high down. But that right. Well, it can't get anything sexy on her. That gives you a good invention. Can't. So we've been...

So we've been... ...ticing to order her only fans. No. Do whatever you want, Brendan. So there is a suicide machine in Switzerland that's currently being tested. And in the next few years, people are projecting that it's going to be like a viable option for people who want to do assisted suicide. It's pretty lit if you want to kill yourself, because you can just wield this to like say Malibu and stare at the beach and jump in and just fill it with gas and you fall asleep or you die in your sleep.

Oh wow. You basically fall asleep and then the machine slowly starts to take the oxygen out of the air and you just die peacefully. Oh, for what? Of no oxygen. No oxygen. So you fall asleep and then you become oxygen deprived after within the next few minutes.

Wasn't there a doctor there was a system? Cervorkin. Cervorkin. Yes. It provides a sense of occasion by its looks, it looks good and it's a thing I'd like to get into. I don't know. It's since-

Stylist and elegant way. It used to concept for years ago, it's been met with varying degrees of bewilderment. Some critics argue that appearance is one of its biggest problems. Keep scrolling down, Chen. Almost a luxury car like design glamorizes suicide. I get that. It can lead to more people dying. The real worry the machine likes to glamorize suicide makes it easier for people who are

vulnerable and mentally ill. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. Yeah, make it a very odd thing. Yeah. Yeah. To commit suicide when you should probably talk to a professional. Um, it's, but if you are ready to go, like, say you have like stage five cancer, it's like, go time, you like, fuck this. Yeah, if you get like a proof of a doctor or something or some shit, it's a decent option. There's a woman who got on a cruise, and she left a whole diary about how she was gonna wait till she got to the deepest part of the ocean, and she had a backpack and everything, and she wrote a whole diary.

She had a whole diary. Yep, she had her weights, and she wrote a whole diary of it. And she waited till they got to the deepest part of the ocean, and she just jumped off the cruise with her with this backpack and that's how she died and my friend was one of the police officers who investigated and it was just fascinating like it was just this whole diary that she left. Wow. But it's in the diary. But I was thinking about like mentally ill you know just somebody who was talking about going to the next dimension and how she was very peaceful,

but she was clearly, there was just such a premeditated way of doing it. But I don't know, jumping off into the water at nighttime. That's the idea. Back back. And then you think, before the ocean,

and you think you're just gonna float to the bottom, you're gonna change the mic. You're gonna change the mic. You're gonna change the mic. You're gonna change the mic. You're gonna change the mic. You're gonna change the mic. Oh yeah. Oh, what's up? Yeah. And then you die by suicide by shark yeah that's a miserable

way to go or you just die by by not breathing by you're just being taken to the bottom of the ocean the icy cold oh scary that is yeah whoa remember that cold that in the 90s that killed themselves they've had like Nike's on it was like a cold they like poison themselves because they thought that was the yeah no they were they were they were gonna there was a comment and they were gonna get on the comment. Yes. Yes That's what it was they all wore purple nighties yet and it was a purple and he was a unit key It's a hit Matt. He had cut his own balls off So he was a unique to free himself of any sexual desire. You don't remember that. Yeah, it was true. No Fuck what's this? It was a purple nighties. Yeah, it was a purple Nike's they had on purple clothes. Yeah, there's black Nike's on yeah

Like some dogs yeah Oh, and if you listen to that guy speak it's Fascinating it's crazy. Yeah, what was it called put called commit suicide in Nike's yeah, yeah typed that in Nike's yeah, yeah, yeah, tight. I did it It was yeah, it was something with a comment they were trying to Yeah, and you can see the pictures yep, they're all they're all covered up Yeah, they're all the Nike's worth it Chint go to try images of it and probably show and they thought the bite there in

Commissar that there is Images of it in probably show and they thought the bite there and come as to that There he is. Oh, I'm in him. He's nuts. Yeah, yeah, let's go ahead and bring him up I'd like to listen. Yeah, that was it. You know what these are for him. I can't tell it looks like just some regular Nike's to be honest They look like air Max's air Max is now. There's no air at the bottom There's a running Nike that's him's him. That was a dude. Who would listen that guy? Well, what you, what you was that? As far as I was in the 90s. Heavensgate, right?

Yeah, Heavensgate. Yeah, Heavensgate. And he thought by, they would die and then they would jump on the comment. That didn't make sense. It doesn't? That's like, that's like, there was a serial killer back in the day who was killing people in Europe, he'd kill couples

and cut their genitals out and I just put them in a jar and I go to my friend and I go, why? And my friend goes, oh well, okay, let's start with his mom, because what do you do? Why? Yeah. There's no why, Apple.

So that makes Apple saws and putting with wash down with vodka, it's a good plastic bag from on their head after ingesting the mix induced Fissiation all 39 were dressed in identical black shirt sweat pants brand new black and white Nike How many cakes that like shoes 39 30 fucking nine people. They're all like in bunk that many people willing to die. Holy shit. Yeah, they listen to that dude Shit, yeah, they listen to that dude Hold on to you know go off this okay. It says news of 39 death

The man left the note Dave Marchway said I'm going to spaceship with hail Bob to be with those who have gone before me Inventated some of the details of the heavens gate suicide that been reported man was found dead by a friend Wow that have been reported, man was found dead by a friend. Wow. I mean, you tell me at a 39, that one person was like, just had cold feet. Just like, yeah, I don't think I'll think I'll think I could do this. And my Nike's don't fit right.

I think I'm gonna hold off. Oh, people collect those Nike's? That's crazy. I'm gonna crazy people. This stuff doesn't make me sad. This stuff just, I go, I, yeah, well, yeah, it's just a fucking idiot or just a mess. Like, I don't know what just, it works well for you. It was like, this is a weird thing, but with Michael Jackson when he died at 50, I thought

to myself, it's gonna be an ugly story. And it, like, something was wrong with him, yeah. This is dark. What else you got yet when down weird suicide around yeah we did off that like weird Tesla looking suicide yeah so sex in this sex and the city currently has a reboot out on HBO Max and

there was a movie just like that actual show yeah they have a new season like a limited series. Yeah, I don't know how long it'd be running as of now. I think it's only green for the one season that's out. And Bobby's it. Bobby Lee's in it. Really?

Oh, that's cool. That's a cool. Did you know Brian Calman was in Sex and the City? I do. But they had an episode where a main character dies. And this guy dies from writing his Peloton bike they're saying he had a heart attack that episode alone caused Peloton to drop 11% in their stocks and Peloton actually had to come out and make a huge statement about it they're like oh well this character had a like

a heart issue in this season and blah blah blah. And so they're just trying to defend that. Their product does not cause heart attacks. They did some commercial with the Ryan Reynolds. They did another one. The character, Mr. Big and Ryan Reynolds. Shortly after. So people were so upset that the guy died by Peloton. They dropped his stuff.

No, it's just because I'm not subscribed to it. Oh, it was a complex. Oh, thanks. This is the commercial. So this is the alternate commercial. To new beginnings. To new beginnings. You look great. I feel great. Should we take another ride? Should we take another ride? Life's too short or not too. It's too big.

And just like that, the world has reminded that regular cycling stimulates and improves your heart loans and circulation, reducing your risk of cardiovascular diseases. Cycling strengthens your heart muscles, lowers resting pulse and reduces the blood fat levels. He's alive. He's alive. How much does that pay Ryan Reynolds to do that, man? So much money. I'm sure. The strength. I mean, but do people really think Peloton kills people? Yeah. I mean, it's just a chance to let a person. There has to be a certain percentage

of people. There's a potential loss you are happening with Peloton and that show now. No Peloton signed off on it. They signed off on it. Yeah, they there are where it was gonna happen. Oh wow. They just they just didn't think it was gonna be in that kind of negative light. Oh, I got it. They had to sign off on it because their instructors in it.

Oh wow. Yeah, peloton knew all this. They just didn't realize the backlash they were gonna get. It's too late. Got it. They're doing great. You know, stupidity I'd be to think of bike

kill somebody. Yeah. So there is a camel beauty pattern somewhere in Dubai Yeah, I do. Yeah, stupid. I'd be thinking of bike kill somebody. Yeah. So there is a camel beauty patches somewhere in Dubai where the prize money is $66 million. Oh, you're just like 40 camels were disqualified because their owners were giving them Botox and fillers to make them look. Yeah, to make their, their nose and their lip area bigger and like I guess juicier I don't know what the phrase would be Camel's like what the fuck are you there are there are there were 40 camels that were disqualified from this beauty pageant because they were

Disqualified for using fillers and Botox injected flares and their faces inflated body parts with rubber bands Yeah, camels are smart and they don't fuck around. They don't like you. They will grab you, throw you in the air, and stomp and piss and spin. Not these camels. These camels were down for the cars. I don't really mind the first note though.

I love to see a boat cost up camel. The prize money is $66 million. Total to $66 million. $66 million. For a camel competition. That's that oil money, man. They should board. Yeah.

Daddy's written a camel also Alopton a calis also people I've had camel milk, but also people that go Let's do a camel beauty pageant you board. I would say you have too much money a real connoisseur on what? Can't just camels is different type of I like animals camels are sweet. You know, you get on a camel? Do you want to go back? It sits down and he jumps back. I don't think I've ever seen a camel in person, to be honest.

Yeah, they're not that calm. I wonder what they do to, well, that's why. That's why, oh fuck. Some lives are not real mad, I think that's Photoshop. Yeah. I want to see one with the Botox. Yeah, me too. I don't see the big old lives.

Fucking hilarious. Camel with Botox. It's so funny. Is that real? There you go. That's sick. Look at that flat lip one in the back. Yeah. That's sick. That bitch probably got it. Look at that flat lip one in the back.

Yeah, they're sick. It can almost probably like what in the fuck, dude? That's fucking hilarious. They put asses on them and stuff. They get more amounts. Maybe it's to make their humps bigger? They put people can play with them. They put steroids.

Oh yeah. really? Yeah For what? Get them juicy. Get them all muscular muscular as fuck if you're a breeder and you want your And she got that fucking hilarious. So a 48 year old mother Stole her estranged daughters identity in order to go back to college. She actually took out student loans under her daughter's name. She then enrolled in college under her daughter's name and she went through all of this so she could date college. I think that's hot. And apparently this

is a show up at parties and like hook up with them. Right. And this article says that she's dated several college aged men who had no idea she wasn't 22. Fantastic. And this is it. No idea that she won 22. Right. She does look great for right. No, you just saw her, right? She doesn't look bad. He's not her on the left. He doesn't look bad. But I wouldn't say she looks like she's on the right. Who's on the left. Her left I think it's her. I think they're both her. I thought it was her daughter. She's better on the right who's on the left left. I think it's her I think they're both her I thought it was her daughter on the right. Yes, she does way better on the yeah much better on that That's it that she's just fucking 22 though. That's a different person on the right. I think her daughter's on the left

I don't know what the fuck do I know? I don't know yeah, I feel like you're right daughter's on the left. She's on the right Yeah, I think of a dude did that The left is definitely the one that looks older to me than the right the left I'd be if the right is the mom I kind of get it now just I crime oh yeah yeah I get it that's so it's that one the left that's the mom or that that should be the mom that's all in the pictures at the parties I think that's the very interesting to me. That's the daughter. No, that's the mom. That's the daughter. Oh, yeah. I

Mean how stupid is college kids? I ain't for nobody. Yeah, but then old bitch. Yeah I feel like there are a bunch of guys who were willing to date an older woman. Oh, fuck yeah I don't know why she had to lie about being 22nd in college. So that's the daughter. Can't tell. Because she feels like she's being treated like she's in college so she can hang and be like, we live her youth. She's like rushing for sororities and shit.

Yeah, we live your youth. Oh, she ain't for that. I mean, you're not trying to lie about it. You're just a little bit. That's what I'm like. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, how the fuck are they? Oh, boy. She's adding all these filters and she's,

yeah, that's her, but she's filtering them. But that's her daughter. No, that's her. That's what it's saying. That's what it's saying. Okay, that's pretty solid. She changed her name to Lauren Hayes as the college student.

Oh, shit. So, she walked up in a fucking party Said she's 20 like goddamn bitch Yeah, some people just get two board Yeah, she's just want to give us board. She's like the five years in federal prison. What? She also must repay 17,000 Southwest Baptist University and to her biological daughter. Yep. I'm saying imagine the Snapchat.

I was saying imagine the Snapchat. Oh my God, there's no words she applied to filter a mug shot to pay like 20 year old criminal. The mug shot, she looks better. Right. The laugh she ain't feeling nobody. Right. Either with the catty. And either one she had like 22 for that.

Yeah, I like her on the right. I think it's a different person. I don't like either. What else you had to do? I don't know. Let me just start with this one. Okay, since cat brought up camels, someone tagged us in this for you, Bren, and hold on.

Oh, yes. Touched that nose. That's a cute, fuck yeah. That's a fucking warm camel. Is that a llama? Is it a pack? Is it one of those opakas? That's opakas. That's an opak, man. That's a fucking warm camel. Is that a llama? Is it one of his uphackers? That's an outpack.

That's an outpack, man. How soft that nose, play that shit, kid. Oh my God. It goes even further. Oh, that's nice. Look at this. Ah, I thought I wanted to do these things. He's cute.

Yes. Oof, even Mike Brass dog today first that is squeezes fucking juicy nose His dog is a he's old old scally. Yeah, he's gonna die any day might some me traumatized But I always grab it soft nose man. I like the lips Ghibbs yeah, that when you got like a bulldog They're just like they're meeting Yeah, it's what it just gravel. I like that too. I like the two.

He's right on the fucking side of that face. All right, so Jesse Small has found guilty. Five of the six. And Black Lives Matter is standing behind him. They are. It's good to do that stuff though, because it just, it shows you how crazy. Wait for real?

Yeah. No. Yeah. He's such an idiot. So he's not charged, I mean, he's not going to get his censencing yet, but... I bet you just get the probation. I bet they don't give him actual time.

Let's see. I mean, he just ruined his career. That's what he did. So it's punishable for up to three years in prison and $25,000 fine, but likely not going to prison. Yeah, he'll get the $25,000 fine in probation, I bet. They should make an example. I'm just going to for a lot of the resources

in Chicago that needs all the help and get with the violence out there. He's a fucking moron. He sucks, sucks. Some people suck. That guy sucks. That's all. It's your some people suck.

You, bro. You suck. You're just a shithead. You're just an idiot. Bad guy. Selfishish definitely. His, but his sister's been like, by a side.

I mean, did your family kind of, think about it, I would like, if, like, say Jay Dismshoot like that, it's your, it's your, it's your, I don't say he's an idiot, then I would, you know, yeah. I don't, I don't fault any family member

for sticking by their fucking family member. Yeah, yeah. But that's just your nature. Yeah. Like if Jay wasn't willing to say like, all right, I did, I did do it. If you stuck by it, you want to be yourself. I know. I know he's an idiot.

Definitely. He's gonna come be like, dude, my brother. We all made it. He did. He fucked up. Yeah, I'll just be embarrassed. I would stand by and write that. Yeah, I mean, is it just you smell that it said?

Yeah, I did it. That's how much I hate Trump. I fucking did it Yeah, I just you know what support? Oh damn, he's like I just I hate him so much that it was my way of committing asymmetrical warfare Fuck him and we were a lot They've been like god didn't not work. Yeah, it didn't work. Well, don't write a check to. I'll tell you what else is interesting in the way I want to talk about it. LeBron, you remember when this was right before this was going on in Beverly Hills, a Bel Air where it was housed at? He's like, somebody wrote racist things on my gate

to my house. So the cops came to investigate and it was all cleaned up. There's no evidence. He has campers everywhere. They looked at the campers, there's no evidence. Nothing. Not a trace of that evidence. Really's cameras everywhere. They look at the cameras, there's no evidence. Nothing. Not a trace of evidence. Really?

Was he after Jesse? Before. Right before. Very strange. So I think some people do it for attention. Yeah. Of course. That's the, with Jesse Smod, it feels like it's 100%.

He did it because he thought by doing this people would rally around me and get paid more on the series. And just people look at him Like a victim, but then he said he fought back to like I got a couple During that it's like narcissistic. Yeah, for sure. He's not smart. He's also just not smart All of those terrible brown one strange Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing. No one brings it up.

It's very strange. The one thing about people who do things like that, like with the downfall, the downfall of the Gambino crime family, the most powerful fucking crime family in the United States. Yeah. You know, John Goddard and all that. Their downfall was,

Sam and the bull. Gagos, let's kill Paul Castelano. On the street, December 17th in New York City, at six in the evening, when everybody's doing the Christmas shopping, where cops are everywhere. Let's do that. Now, what happens when you kill two guys like that in broad daylight is the FBI

and the organized crime units and the police go you you're gonna do that you're gonna thumb your nose at us that badly really. And then they go after you. Oh okay so now what we're gonna do yeah now we now now instead of doing it quietly you made us look stupid cool very cool and that was the end it's like if you want to do that that publicly and then and the news literally was like Oh, it's those guys and all of a sudden John Gotti was more interested in being famous. Yeah Teflon Don. Yeah, and all the other cover

Cool cuz nostril guys were like this is not what we do. We lay low man. He had fur coats and shit right and you're taking all You meetings at the Ravenite Club where they know they bug the Ravenite Club like this is not how we do things They were begging him. Yeah, that's not smart. There's just the ego thing. Well, I mean, yeah, if you're listening to that mafia podcast a little too much and you always correlate everything back to that, but I feel like that. Yeah, that's not really you're very similar to this, but I can't wait to start it.

Oh, hour. You want to start if you're into it though, you know, I won't start it. You know, he's been he's been talking about for wheat. No, I just found out about it for weeks. No, very very much. I just found out about it last week. It's very interesting. The entire week's gone by. Hey, you're not still here.

The one thing to be sure about any mafia guy when they interview him, one thing just know is they're always gonna tell you how they're different from the other guys. And they're all the same, all social paths. You're willing to kill people. Yeah. It's literally a society of people going, you you'll kill somebody for money cool you too cool

What else get you Remember that kid that's all over the memes way back in the day The Popeyes won this guy. Yes, you want to stay championship And that the lady was talking to me just looking like yeah, and he's it was mean like crazy Yeah, I don't mean they use it for like everything everything we get them now. Yeah champion looking them go He's door stayed chance baby Big kid big indeed so I I'm guessing this is just Elon must trolling but he's saying he's thinking to become a full-time Info sir.lling, obviously.

Some about quitting Tesla. Brain chips. Thousands, aren't it? Neuralink. They're going to start doing on humans next year, they said. Got who the fuck sign up for that? Who's going to be the guinea pig? Little Oozzy, the rapper said he would be going to do that. That makes sense. That makes sense. Yeah, the smart people aren't going to be the guinea pig little uzi uh... the rapper said he would be in a few of the big sense

make sense yeah the time is so small people are going to do that early i mean uh... yeah and also you know with these goggles were these these new new this goggles they have these new uh...

it's an iphone their iphone goggles or something where you're not going to have your phone your phone five years you're not gonna have you're gonna have something else. I'm not walking around this. No, it's something different. It's like The glassy time out Google's had those for tried them They tried them and it has like it brings up. It's kind of like these clear glasses You know there's eye drops for to correct your vision now So you don't have to have glasses. There's just a medication eye drop that fixes your vision. Really?

You just put eye drops in. Even if it's terrible. Yeah. Is that what you're talking about, Brian? I guess. Where I book a computer. Yeah, I guess you won't need your phone. It's a remote.

You won't need your computer. You won't need anything. What are you just doing with glasses all the time? Probably will. No one. You know that. 2nd, 23. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know, man. What else you got, Jim? So last thing I have, so I just saw, I literally, I'm on YouTube all the time and I just saw this pop up and it reminded me of someone. I don't know why. Does it look anything like Brian? No. I don't know why it just popped up in my thigh.

I think in the eyes, it looks like me. We have similar eyes. Who do you see? It looks like me, Chad? No, no, I don't see Brian. Or maybe a mixture of both of you guys. I don't think I have the nose or that. Something about the eyes.

The eyes. Are you talking about this area? There's similar eyebrows. Very similar eyebrows. You will have heavy lips. I do see it. Yeah, okay. And the nose if it those if it keeps going a little bit wider About the new though. Yeah

Similar before home with savings better hair better hair than the ender Better hair. Yeah, they were here and this happened finally Center staples off. Yep, it's now crypto crypto crypto.com It's now what crypto.com stadium or center damn. That's crazy. Yeah, crypto's taking over man. Yeah, mm-hmm someone for the disgusted emoji. Theo wants to change the Is that changed the blood in crypto? Yes. That's pretty dope. That's funny. Well, that's it. That's it. All right, kids.

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