The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 755

Episode Date: December 16, 2021

The guys discuss Bryan's conspiracy theory about Julianna Peña's win over Amanda Nunes and talk Conor McGregor's weight gain, drug testing, steroids in baseball, meatball's gains and Instagram page, pornhub's annual year in review and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and I got stuck out there, it got, fuck, I didn't have any clothes. I was in the, the, the, fucking hotel had no lights. The power will, oh, we tried, you were in the, that one you tried to go to McDonald's or something? Yeah, nothing, nothing. Nothing, I was eating Pringles in the dark. I mean, it was darkness. Yeah, I was like, hmm, I gotta get out there.

It's depressing. Yeah, the worst. And mean it was darkness. Yeah, I was like my gonna get that depressing. Yeah the worst and that's when the people I made the last plane out before a fucking Blizzard Soon I may I have something controversial to talk about what I'm coming out. I had to create things Yeah, cuz but you know how about your dream. No, no, I'm not coming out. I think another yeah, like another game in dream No, I didn't have another game in dream. Um, I Another Game Man dream. No, I didn't have another Game Man dream.

I didn't have another Game Man dream. What's this controversial subject, dude? Bring it. Manor Nunez. Yes. Pena. Okay. I'm just asking.

If you regurgitate what I said, I'm gonna show. What did you say? Well, let's hear what you said. I don't think you said. I don't think you said what you said. Let's hear it. Okay. He's got a new opinion.

So, I watched the fight again. Okay. All right Just hear me out you about the paper view again You didn't know you'll leave me Fucking no, yeah, what's that with you? Watch again, hey, did you watch highlights again? No, I watched the whole fight. I have a way We gave away so we all do now. I'm watched the whole fight. I have a way to watch the whole fight. Give up way, so we all do. Now, I'm just gonna say it,

I have an enormous respect for a man. If you say it was fixed, believe. That's what I'm gonna say. No, I'm just gonna say it. Are you gonna say it? Hold on, hold on. Hold on. That's so sweet.

I'm not saying it's, listen. It's not fair. She was smiling a little bit. Amanda? And it did seem like she turned her back where she that's not like a man in New New Year's. It really isn't. So I'm just just listen, just listen, just listen. Here's how I look at this. Pena jumps on her back. It was very strange that she had both hands on the on the mat and she didn't turn over. It just looked very everything about

her striking and her and that was so on characteristic of her It was so uncut. Maybe she didn't want to be in there. She's over fighting Okay, so that's why he's very well that my very well. That's what I'm gonna go with because I that's what I'm gonna I want to be controversial What why do people say that about fights? No way wait because because because it's like it's like conspiracy theory There'd be a lot of money. No, it's funner than the original. There'd be a lot of money for her. No, there's less money. It makes the USE's gonna make less money now.

The more money would have been if a man knew that one if I'd Kyla Harris said, that's the money maker. That was what they were setting up. Or, this ruin it. Did she make it come back? Nope, that's the title back. That's the money that comes back.

But what you said, she lost. We have, but now for the rematch, there's a lot of money, right? No, no, no. You're very serious. The money would have been her staying the face of women's MMA, destroying Julian and Pena. I think there's still gonna be a lot of money

for her to have a rematch with Pena. Not even close, if she would have beat her and then fought Kyle Harrison. Who's the number one girl of your life? Wait a minute, huh? Not really. Above where? Nobody knows, nobody knows Kale.

Nobody knows Kale. That's what they know. Nobody knows kill her. That's what Payne has said. No one knows Kyle Harris. She's more famous than Pena. That's true, but not really in the, like that, that you're talking about MMA fans, right? I don't know if the, I don't think that you're gonna get more paper views

because she's fighting Kyle Harris. Do you know what I mean? Like I don't know myself. Kyle Harris and girl beat Ronda Rousey. Girl that is undefeated world champion coming over. You still got it, it's still a promotion thing into iffy. Like, we didn't know her. Like, you called her Kamala Harris. What I'm saying is that you follow. I'm saying is that you had to look her up and the average person, not yet.

She's not known yet is what I'm trying to say. The fight is more well-known than you. There's definitely more money in a rematch for her to retake. Everybody's gonna watch that. Disagree. What do you mean? There's more money if she would have won and fought on to feed the college. There's more money for her.

People want to see that title. Of course they do. Of course they do. Because I was like, that was like, that was like, that was like, I'm not even Dana said this. But wait, people, even Dana goes, she missed out on millions of dollars

because her next fight was gonna be a super fight against Kyle Harris. But she can fight, she can get her title back and then fight Kyle. Maybe. That's a big maybe. When maybe. So you're assuming they fight again, she wins.

She's not gonna fight Kyle, because it'd be one of the one. I'm saying this is all this. There's a rubber match. This is all if she was, this is all in my conspiracy world. Where she's fixing. Hey, I've tripled too much. It's my conspiracy world. she's fixed. Hey, I'll get triply too much. It's my conspiracy world.

Well, you strongly think it's fixed? I don't, I don't like to do that. I like to do that about Amanda News, too awesome. And I do think she got stunned. I do think that's the best son. But in my, in my conspiracy, I just don't think she wanted to be in there. Yeah, I think she's over it.

She's a very handsome man. Yeah, when she was on the ground, she was in a version of her son. For her not turning her back and put both hands was very strange to me. But what's interesting, you almost looked like she was on the ground she was in a version of her back and both hands was very strange to me But what's interesting you almost look like she would think a rematch would be big because like it was like a under like She was the underdog Going into the fight and then for that to happen again. No

Well, no, I think I disagree with that. I think there's a lot of it. Hey chin bring up Okay, okay, chin bring up Man in new nas biggest paper use There's a lot of money. Hey, Chen, bring up, okay. Okay, okay. Chen, bring up, uh, uh, uh, man in the new net as biggest paper use. Well, she may not be a draw to begin with. Sure. Nobody said there's millions of dollars in it. I think there's, so you know, when she loses her title,

her contract, she loses millions and millions of dollars. Why? Millions. She's not champion anymore. So her contract changes. Uh-huh. Unless she wins it back. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's only so if she wins again,

and then she gets back in the championship category, then she's fighting. She wins again. She beats Penny, but right now, but right, she didn't though. So you're missing out. So she, she missed millions of dollars. So her next fight, she's gonna make less than what she would have made if she was champ. I don't, well, I, I think I'm not asking you. I'm telling you her contract changes when she's not changed. I wonder what she made. What do you mean? So now she doesn't get paper viewpoints.

No, that stuff for a rematch. Nope. It has to be champion paper. I think you could hype the fuck out of that rematch. I mean, I really do. She lost her title. She wants to get it back. All that stuff.

So of course, the Rousey one was big, right? Rhonda Denver misses outside Rhonda, which was clear to the draw there. Noons versus Tate, million, that's huge. That's UFC 200 though. Yeah, a lot of variables. And plus, Noonahs was really tired. It seemed like she just, she gets one out. I mean, she was so tired.

She thought she was getting getter. I didn't think she wanted to be in there. Exactly. And she just got lit up. She's got to a point where she just doesn't want to do it. Maybe. Here's my question. What, but is she a draw at all?

Neunez? Yeah, honestly. It's tough because there's outliers there because she was on UFC 200. Right. So that was, you know, there's a million fighters on there. And then she fought Rousey, which was a big one. So take away those two.

It's tough. It is tough. It really is. It's always surprising how few people actually pull. It's like movie stars, man. You look at who actually can get people in the seats, movie stars from day one. It's a very small group. Yeah, for guys that like, actually.

So this journalist came out and said, the US like Dana fucked up, having a man in New Ness beat Rousey, having a man in his beat cyborg because they lost their two biggest women draws, and a man in New Ness isn't a draw. He's like, you fucked up your business plan. Damn.

See, between Rousey and Cyborg, a man in New Ness has single-handedly killed the most valuable women in the sport, brutally damaging the UFC. Newness isn't the same marketing ballpark as either of these two. Which there's a point, there's a point, what do you do?

No, he has a point. But the UFC's not the WWE. Like the, and this goes against Brian's point. Listen, if the WWE in the UFC could control the narrative, they'd have Rhonda win every single fight. But it's not fixed. There's fixed.

Trust me, Rhonda would be undefeated till even now. They give her perfect matchups and the man who is taking a fall, all these girls taking falls. That's not the sport. It's a sport. Yeah, it's a sport. It's a sport. You think the NFL is a sport?

You think the NFL is rigged? Yeah, no. No. It's a sport. No, it's a sport. No, I'm surprised that cyborg didn't ask for that rematch and didn't get a rematch. UFC with with a man in new news You see hate cyborg. They hate her. She's just not a draw. What is it? Just two? She's more of a draw than a man in an in-ness. Yeah, but

I'm not to see cyborg fight kind of Harris to I mean, I like to see both. She's in Belly, though Kalle's going to the big leagues. Yeah, she's going to see yeah, and He's going to the big leagues. Yeah. She's going to my two. She's going to my two. She's going to my two. Yeah. And yeah, again, I just don't know right now if anybody knows.

They don't know her now, but it'll be interesting. You think she's going to dominate Kyra? I don't know. Is she banged? It's tough. Yeah, she can, but it's tough to tell because she's in PFL. Yeah. So it's the competition's trash.

Right. So who knows? She's a monster. But her thing is Judo and she's crazy strong. She's also an Olympic athlete, which is saying a lot, right? You know how to train, but you still gotta be really good at judo, you still gotta be good at wrestling. She's really good at judo.

Yeah, at least she had me submission. She has a ton of finishes. She's scratchy. But just tough to tell, man. And scroll down to, I think she's just a talent. She's just so proud of, right? Yeah, she's fighting no matter what. She's proud scratch, but just tough to tell man And scroll down to night. This guy's a talent. She beat Ron. Right. Yeah, she's fighting no She beat Ron in the Olympics. I think so. I know they went against her. They're on the same cheese though. Look at how much she saw They couldn't much they were competing Olympics. Whoa. She's competed so fucking much damn Yeah, she's on the national team. Yeah, yeah, yeah, super

Wow, not going like I thought I thought it was a black woman. She walk to like I heard she walks around like 185 I mean she's a big girl big girl She was talking about it. She's just tough pf. Hell like I don't I don't know she comes over You know that the come to well what her striking you can't tell cuz she's striking against yeah, we don't know where does she train ATT her and a man in Newness are best friends train partners. Oh, they are that's why I've been such a big fight. Oh You didn't know and they get along I mean they train together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the training partners That's really interesting. Yeah, do you have any inside? I heard she does well. Yeah people say she does really well

They don't the people are pretty tight lift. Oh, yeah Tipley typically when you're when you're her and an Amanda in a can't in it You know when you're training in a cage. Are they going? 70% when they fight At ATT they're going pretty full. Yeah They she's a beast. That's crazy. Oh, yeah. She is a strong lady Good lord How dare you she is a strong lady Good Lord You will see

But a man who says she wants to rematch so see she says she wants to Yeah, yeah, and then Charles O'Levereh came on city wants Connor Peloton is how you get in shape dude you can do all you can do all kinds of different Shredding your heart, do some weight, dude. It's not something to fight. It's not something to fight. It's not something to fight. It's not something to fight.

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I don't want to fight Gage, you know, spend Gage and bring Conner in. And they Conner tweet out, give me a date. Cause Charles goes, listen man, this is where I'm in fight sports for price fighting. I want the most money possible. You're crazy if you don't think, I'd rather fight Conner than Gage. He's like, does Gage deserve it? Sure, but I'm trying to make the most money possible.

Of course. Give me Conner. Dude, I'm 100% on this train. Oh really? Fuck, fuck, fuck this out. Give me this, Conner. 100% Conner? I would fuck this out. Who makes a hundred per feet Connor? Make all of my in the world. And then Gachi's not going anywhere. Then fight him. You know, he's not going. Gachi's not going anywhere. He'll be there in five

years. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. I was 100. I would love to see that. You know, the you know, you remember the you see the entertainment price fighting like, that makes sense. That's a better.. Even though he's lost a bunch of times. I mean, I'm not exactly, that might be a better fight for Connor than Dustin was. I mean, Dustin Prayer was in a way. I mean, I don't know. You know what I mean?

All tough for Connor at this point, but. All tough, all tough. But yeah, you think you'd be a good fight though? Yeah, I'm all for it. Yeah, I hope it happens. It makes no sense in any realm that you live in. He's just jumping the queue, but I'm a for it. Yeah, I hope it happens. It makes no sense in any realm that we live in. He's just jumping the queue, but I'm a Connor dick rider, so please give him a title shot.

It makes no sense, and the entire MMA community is gonna be pissed, but remember, the casuals are gonna pay for a con fight over a gay course. But the hardcore is like, what the fuck? Nah, yeah. The day is like my bank account's what the fuck. I would consider myself a hardcore fan And I don't care. I want the money for I want that you want that. Yeah, I was get paid the most. I love that fucking guy

Yeah, he's such a bad motherfucker Can I get another picture of Connor right now? He put on 36 pounds of muscle. I say that Yeah, and and that's that's from eating six meals a day. You got to eat a lot of meals. You got to eat a lot of meals. You can do it. Do what? Holy shit. Yeah.

Uh-huh. Now, he's not working right now, though. In other words, he's training, but he's not. He's not a hot dog. He can't do much leg stuff right now. Can he broke his leg, we love it. Oh, I thought you were kidding. Because it's like this. He's not up. He can't do much leg stuff right now. He can't do much leg work right now. Oh, I thought you were kidding. Cause his legs.

No, he broke his legs. No, he broke his legs. Yeah, his legs are tiny. He can't do much leg work right now. Yeah, he's definitely. He looks fantastic. Yeah, it's a good look. Yeah, he's at 190.

I don't think he's 190. That's what he's saying. They say. I don't think he's 190. That's what he's saying. They say that. I don't think he's 190. He's holding a lot of water in his face and his- His face got thicker, yeah. It's going, if you can put on weight,

you're facing from weight. Sure, sure. Yeah, you're gonna put on weight. And I'm sure that's all fair. That's him at 45, little bit. That's the death story. We need him. What a fucking weird trend difference. That's so crazy. That little on the death story. We heard him. What a fucking weird trend difference.

That's so crazy. That is so weird, man. He looks like Mike Perry on the right. Oh my God. Yeah, that's, um, good for him. What a monster. I hope he gets the township. Is Usada, um, dude, it's random.

They come around. I know, but if, but if you're not on the roster, is he teching? He is on the roster. Fuck yeah. You have to retire if you gather you side. Right. It's interesting. Yeah. I think Connor was the most tested athlete last year. Sure. Where is he? Where is he living right now? Is he in Ireland or is he on a is he? He got a bottle of tea. He got a bottle of tea. He got a bottle of tea. Yeah. They still find you though. Do they find you? Yeah. Well, here's the thing, they'll give you 25 iron O's, say, hey, we're coming tomorrow, blah, blah, blah.

If you miss it, that's counts as a fail test. So they say, hey, where is this? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you cannot run. No, no, no, you have to check. If you're on vacation, you have to check. And say, I'm here and then they're going to find you. But what if you're in Chile?

Oh, they find you in China, but. Well, he's ain't doesn't like miss testing because she's in China. You saw this worldwide, dude. There's been fighters who've been tested on vacation, Hawaii, Mexico. And it's just random. To Hedie.

They just hit you up like, hey, we're coming to test you. I don't think he's 24 hour notice, but if you're gonna go on vacation, you have to tell them. Oh, wow. Like Tim Kenney almost killed a guy because he came to his house when he was in the UFC. They just showed up and he like pulled a gun out on him. Jesus Christ. He's

like, I mean, he saw it. He's like, Oh, okay. I am. It's a ready man. That's I am intrigued. I am intrigued. Yeah. At that incredible. Wabbling in some different sort of proper 12. Well, here's the thing, Brandon. Um, Remember, he's a one percenter now. He's a one percenter. One, you know. He's the tip of the spirit. No, I definitely did. 100 percent.

Now, you would have seen his frame up close in personal. His shoulders. They're wide. They're big dude. They're wide. He was 165-assum specifically. No, that's when he was fighting at 45. 100 percent.

Who's gonna walk at 65? 100 percent. And he fought at 70 and he's fighting at 45% percent. There's gonna walk it. 100% Yeah. And he fought at 70 and he's walking around at 70. Eating well. Yeah. So. I don't think he's 190 right now.

Yeah. You don't think that he said that. I don't think he doesn't look 190. How tall is he? Five, nine, baby. There's no way you put it on. 190 might look a little. There's no way you put that kind of muscle on.

I don't think he's put on that much weight. I think it's fun for the you put that kind of muscle on I don't think he's put on that much weight I think it's fun for the article and stuff like that, but I don't think you're 190 right now. He's 5.8. Yeah, I don't even think it's 5.9.5 Well, we just fight on Wikipedia. Yeah, you just read it. No, but I remember him being I remember you and I talked about it Because I was like much if you see him standing next to me. I was like yeah, yeah, he's shoulders. So the shoulders are wide Yeah, that's why I striking so good. This is the wide shoulder. Oh Great great body. Yeah, yeah, yeah, super freak, but now I think that You think something's up. I think it's from how would he get around it? How would he get around it? I mean, he's probably question. Yeah, I'm a little say this. I'm not played to more if you all the 100%

They've always got around it. Yeah, there are people that know how mean, if you say this, if you're not playing more, if you're all 100%, they've always got around it. Yeah, there are people that know how to do it. The drug is, the drug like, doctors are always ahead of the test. When you have money, well, when you have money, exactly. And there are people who are, there are people who have been fighting in the UFC

the past five years who are 100% yeah, 100%. What was more place more dates saying? More place more dates was saying there's certain things you can do where they can't test it because they're unaware of what the guys are taking so they don't even know what to test So they don't even oh god because the science is ahead of the testing. Oh, and then so China

The testing is always behind. Mm-hmm. So by the time they figure out these guys been using it places like the Russians Cuba China when you America don't forget twisted America, so they can only I hate when people say that Russian try well Yeah, pretty good here in America. Yeah, you know, that's athletes Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the best athletes. Yeah, yeah Yeah, that's right. Although what I'm saying is that sometimes that could be it's that that would be illegal here Not illegal somewhere. It's illegal everywhere But yeah, well, I mean I'm saying I'm saying and you can go to a doctor And you know if you want more anonymity in your famous fighter

You'd probably go to another country and that's a bill you think that's the way to do it I think it's a way there I risk I'm just gonna do it in this country Mm-hmm for a lot of reasons. What was the blood? When you do what you do, what you doing? What's he doing some of this blood? No? When you have the money you can do a lot of stuff You know, yeah, people come around it is what it is, I don't know. I don't know, do I care? No.

No. Why not? If you have the money. Yeah. Why not? Do you think UFC fighters should be able to do the stuff? It's tough when you get punched in the face. Yeah, it's tough.

They're definitely doing it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All sports. In comparison to like a sport like baseball. Do you know what I mean? I mean, baseball, no one's physically hurting anybody. You're just hitting. Yeah, that's the same.

That's how you say. That's how you say, ball into the stands. Yeah. Baseball should have no test. Yeah, it's just like who the fucking kids? No. The thing about fighting is that if you are going to do a lot of like toping and steroids, You still have to make your way.

And so it's probably more of an exact size. With baseball, you can get 240 pounds just to hit the ball. Yeah, it does matter. You can get it be as thick as you want. With fighting, you can't be too muscular for your weight or you'll gas out. There's just a bigger science.

Yeah, you gotta stay small. Sometimes, but be stronger and have better recovery. You might be taking a different stack than you would if you were just- What's the big boy in a baseball? Mark, require a Sammy Sosa. Have you ever seen the difference between when Sammy Sosa came into the league versus?

Oh, yeah. No, oh, yeah. It's crazy. Or for that matter, are you talking about skin tone? Oh, no, it's size. I'm talking about size. It's astonishing.

So this has started really. That's when you just realize you're like, oh, fuck you, you know. There's like a little kid right there. There's still a half. He was like 18 then. Yeah, I can't imagine that. Yeah, that's true. If you bring a picture of me when I think

that I like different. These guys get thick and they're strong, but. Where's a, it is pretty, it is a pretty big difference. Who's already big there. Yeah, no no no right there chin. Oh, he's white In the blue a lot of these guys a lot of these guys I think are very muscular anyway, and what it like if they lifted eight a lot they'd get really big I And the stair are not you can see it or not his face. No, what do you say? I mean

I'm always the shock that many, like with the guys who are really where it's their job and they work out and stuff and they'll show you who is and who isn't. I mean, it is biggest thing he's turned white, you know, that is the strangest thing. That is the strangest thing. That is the strangest thing. That is the strangest thing.

Strangest thing. I don't know what lotion he took. A white lotion. That's the strangest thing. A bleaching lotion. I know. It's his blue. Yeah, why do his eyes like that? What lotion he took a white lotion Bleaching lotion. Yeah, I know It's his police. Yeah, why do his eyes like that? I don't know. It's really fucking damn That's why right the best year in baseball ever man It brings it ratings stuff and then MLB knew what was going on

They want to turn their backs. What's it? He holding like the record for all the records What do you call the damn thing home runs home run? God damn it. I call it. I was like what you fucking did you hit it records? What do you call the damn thing? Home runs. Home runs. God damn joke. I was like, what are you fucking, did you hit it far? Yeah. You don't follow sports. Fuck.

No. I'm in the conversation. I love you. You see I'm in the conversation. I love you for it. I'm trying. There you go. It must be milk.

Fuck. It says forums were like 18 inches. Look at his arms compared to you. Use. But he naturally a big dude. Yes. Right? Yes. Not that big, but a lot of baseball players

are very fucking. But what's wrong with that? Let him look like that. Yeah, I'm all for it, but it's round upon. There are a lot of people on the U.S. They've never been to the whole fame, no. That's so dumb. baseball's being on the Adderall and shit like that too.

The pitch is focused. Oh, wow. You know, look how big Mark was back in the day. Oh my God. Yeah, it's a big fella. Yeah. He's not using that, he didn't like that big in that milk commercial

because that, but he, he, he, he told dude, he's huge, he has four of them. Oh my God. Very big guy. Very big guy. And so when he was doing it, did he just weren't testing for the whole point.

Jason Jambi, all those guys, like, you know, you'd see them and you'd be like, what the fuck is going on? Jason Jambi got so thick, you ever see? Yeah, put him in, Jason Jambi. He already did. I don't know what he is, but he's like, Yankee Gray.

Yankee Gray is brother played for the A's. They're both juicies. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, he was just, Jambi is one of my favorite players. They're wild boys. Look at him there. Is that him there? That's're both juicies. Okay, yeah, I mean he was jumping is one of my favorite players. They're wild boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look at him there.

Is that him there? It's him as a teenager though. Okay. He got a piotto. He got so fucking dead. A piotto. Also, juicy. Yeah, piotto.

He was juicy. Yeah, all of them. All my favorite players. Oh my god. They were stunts. He was like the bad boy though. Yeah, he's great. He's like a bad boy.

Yeah, he was good. He was good. Yeah, he was great. He always like a bad boy. Yeah, he was good from the a's damn Yeah, he was fucking he was so fun. Yep. Didn't only have those bad boys now. I don't take that picture though Yep, go ahead. Is that a share dog picture? That's every share dog fighter. Yeah So strange man, I know how things how things fall out of fashion. Yeah. I love Gianfi men. The great was fucking I mean still big Shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's on shit. Of course. Oh, you think he's still on Yeah, why wouldn't you be yeah, true looks like me there. I mean still talented fuck

Oh, no, hit it with baseball. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, you still talented Did steroids aren't gonna help you hit a baseball. You'll hit it farther though, and you'll have faster, more bat speed, and you'll play longer. But it's not going to be that bad. It's a big deal. Yeah, you can't go around that. So here's my question. OK, so you love baseball.

You're 33. Yeah. OK? Now, you, now I say to you, OK, look, dude, you're bat speed, you're slowing down. You've got young guys right now. And you just got a strong, and you're getting injured,

you're playing 160 games a year. Put that needle in my ass. I'll tell you what, I'm gonna give you steroids, hold on. No, you don't need to go that far. You put 30 pounds in my heart. I'm in, you're gonna look good. I'd say old men, shut the fat speed,

you play five more years. You're gonna need a hundred million dollars more. I'm in. What's like Ron? That was Ron. That was like, Ron, he was like hitting 18 home runs and got on all the juice, hit like 60, got the max contract, which is guaranteed,

rode away with like a hundred mill, got busted and just, kept the hood. I got a hundred. All right, see ya. Yeah, see ya. Came back like two years later. This guy right here? Yeah, bald the fuck out, got paid, got busted.

Is he a current play or just retired? Superballer good. We went from nothing to fucking the face of MLB got paid sign the max contract guaranteed money Got all the hundred million dollars. Yeah got busted was like all right my back. Yeah, okay. I got a hundred mill My back I'm gonna ride off to feed you now. Thank you guys for playing damn Fantastic baseball got that money, they be getting money. Ganty money, yeah. It's got crazy money. Yeah, I don't know.

Yeah, he's great. I'm gonna find out what kind of a stack they were doing and get myself going. That'd be cool. Yeah. Who's the most important? I want meatball to get real juicy and really, really, really take on the name meatball.

Cause right now you're more like a... Slimey. You got a lot bigger though. You got a lot bigger. Well, just a moment you gamer. Yeah, I put on like a decent amount of weight since I started coming here. But you see on a 10 pounds. You don't need to be doing starrows. Don't fuck with me.

I don't need to. I definitely want to be. Like I want to give it a shot. Why not? Let him get jaded. Yeah, let him do it. I think he should do it. You got fucking quiz no, son, baby.

Yeah. Let's get this thing on. Beef the fuck up. He's not gonna care about you. No, we care about you. I care about you. But you're doing, obviously, you gotta do it in moderation, right? Should I power you the game?

No, no, go just full Golds Gym 1990s. I'm gonna have Mark coach me through it. I'm going back to the show. Yeah, if you have some stuff. There's someone you want to help me. Yeah, when you say, Siri, what would you have him do? Name a Siri. Oh, really?

Test. Do you have a do? Name a steroid. Oh really? Test. Do you have a connection? Yeah. Oh, you're going back, you said you're going back home to do some stuff. To pick some up from someone. Oh, what up? You have a place back, there's, you can't find in LA.

Yeah, I can go to the bathroom and talk to him. I trust the person I'm getting it from back home more than anything. So I mean, it from back home more than anything. So, I mean, it's, I'm, that's my dad. It's my dad. My dad's done fucking steroids for 20 years. How are you gonna have to edit that?

Your dad's dealing steroids? No, no, doing not dealing. Oh, God, he's dealing like, but your dad's doing like TRT or he's doing, I feel like your dad's old school, your dad's doing like Deccan shit. Yeah, and like, Tess, he told us a story that he did so much clean at a time that he

actually saw the devil. Not even I couldn't sleep there, he saw the devil. I love you, Dan. Climb you to a rot. Is he just thick as shit? Did you get told dude? No, he's like five times. He was thick as shit.

You like, he was a fucking monster now. He's kind of thinning out. He doesn't look as strong as a Yusu. I don't know if I have any paint. Not a scroll down. Like, my mouth. So now he's kind of thinning out. He doesn't look as strong as a Yusu. I don't know if I have any pictures. Scroll down, like, my mouth. Look at me, ball, go up, go, go back. Look at that. Come on, man.

He was like, he was like, yeah, a little bit scrawny, but yeah, I was like a little, little worth. Ah, little worth. But if you go down, is your dad in here? Yeah, he'll, if he's like a while ago, but if you go down, go down, here. Yeah, he'll if he's like a while ago But like if you go down go down and hold his pops he's Running gear my name is my yeah, is that him? Oh? Yeah graduation. Are you?

Did your dad still sell steroids in real estate? That's cool. Good picture. There's your bros. Does your brothers? Yep. You graduated in 2017? Is that your sister? No, just a friend.

Like this was graduation night. That's your friend? Yeah. That's your other friend. High school or college? That was a guy you guys met. You guys met. Yeah.

Dude, that can lift a lot. Yeah. Take it easy. But um. Go back to the vatch and we're all set on this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. guys you guys you guys met yeah do that can lift a lot yeah take it easy but um go back to the that you're all set on this friends yeah you're mom's in shape yeah my mom my mom please

she's always been a shape right my mom's played tennis I think like once a week for as long as I please don't scroll thing down Please just leave it on. Yeah, it was a different one. It is. And you know, it's the same picture. There's one here. There's one here. I know what's the E-post of the same

picture. Why did you post the same picture? Yeah, he did it twice. Yeah, he figured it out. I was even know that. There you go. There's a different one. Is there any more picture you're

done? Yeah. Um, scroll down. I think I posted one for E-Purple. I think I posted one for E-Purple. I think I posted one for E- steroids there's Tony Hitchfulf yeah that was when he came to comedy connection Rhode Island um keep scrolling down and is your dad all for you doing it?

is he on board with this? yeah he's he's the one so I'm doing rad 140 now so what's that? what's that? and I'm marker telling me how you have to do like a post cycle thing of oh yeah dad's juice. Oh shit.

That was like when he was at his biggest. Yeah. Is that you too? Yep. Whoa. That's a cool picture though. Yeah, I was very, very small in it in high squad. The max I weighed in high squad. You got your dad.

Let's go, baby. Yeah. They call him disco date. Yep. I like him. Me too. I like disco date. That's a good name. That's a good picture though.

Yeah. You guys are close. Yeah. That's good. That's good. That's a good picture though. Yeah. You guys are close. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. That's good. That's okay. That's important. When I was home, I could play hockey with them, like three times. Like he plays hockey a lot. He'll skate like three times a week. Oh. Yeah. That's active man. What? Yeah. What? Is that you? No, that's not you. That one. Of course, that's it. It's him. Oh, you look like a real twig. You look different. Yeah. I mean, this was, Of course that's it. I'm a real different. Yeah, I mean, I was 14 at this. You were Brian just said about 14. That's for that's for all the Pee-dos out there

Yeah, I was what if I can trip my memory lane Well, hope your day gets you the right shit man. Yeah, he has good stuff. So I posted that young. Huh? You posted when you're that young? How that conversation go bad? You're like, Dad. I just said, yo, I'm on Route 140.

I need to do a post-cyclical at T. Can you do it for me? He's like, yeah. Oh, that's easy. He's for it. He's not like... That's funny. He actually gets that a lot.

People think he looks like shoot him Gavin from happy go more a little bit Christopher down like a fucking great guy worked with him. Yeah, remember when we went to that a Hollywood thing He was there. Yeah great guy. Everyone kept calling him shooter. Yeah, he's almost be annoying. Yeah He's hilarious to me. I love that guy His first picture. Oh, fuck so many. He's dead now, so. Butters? Yep. Yeah, the OG butters. That is three lights.

It's back of the day. 2012? 22, three people. Three is kind of three slow. Dude, I was in, I was in seventh grade. He's still had more than three friends. Seven, eight, no, three lights. How many of them had Instagram? Yeah, yeah, that's too long 12 is a waste

Three people are like hell yeah Greatest dog of all time Blurry He's the shit greatest dog of all time. I don't know. Oh, it's a bloody picture. I know. That's a King Cavalier's, right? Yeah. We've had them my whole, dude, they're the best dogs. Well, that's dogs. They're good dogs, huh?

Yeah. They came out hot with three dog posts, you know? Four dog posts. Four, yeah. Let me see the ones that I'm taking a shit. No, he's just sitting. Three legs. Three legs. Let me see the ones that I'm taking a shit Then go the next one

But my boy I got eight And then you have a picture of the ATV thing. Yeah, I got that for Christmas. That's terrible. That's terrible. Terrible picture. Yeah, they're blurtin' so bad. I had a fucking Android at the time.

That had three likes. That's too much. You got like, the part of its cutoff. Hey, I folded it. It's I'm a full dick. It's just a general pick. And then another one, three likes. Frank, Frank, Frank.

Let me see that one. Let me see that one. You called me and asked me how to post a real the other day. You're like, you can't comment about my pictures. You're right, but you're right. You're right. That one's better. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, I learned.

That's a great that thing. You got, thank God, they have those roll bars because they fuck people up. Oh, this is such a high school thing. Yeah. Let me drive it. I won't be hitting mailbox in cars. I'm a good driver.

Plus, you said you loved me already. So I should be able to drive it You told her did you love to no she was like she was dating my older brother at the time. Oh, okay. Yeah Yeah, oh, let me click click on the Board I'm getting tired. I was like, oh man, what's in there? Cause dogs and that general dogs and general pictures that you didn't come out to get hot.

You're young. My experience better. How old were you in 2012? 12? Yeah, probably around 12. I'm 23 now, so. Yeah, fuck. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I'm five. Well, all right, Jim, what do you got? Get us out of here. Yeah. What? Come over. Yeah, not a great picture. five All right, Jim, what do you got get us out of here? Yeah What come up with another great picture? Okay, so there's a video of two Brazilian politicians who had an MMA match because I guess one politician was a Council member for a local city that the mayor what is currently taking care of and they got in an online dispute decided to get into an MMA fight to I guess figure out who wins.

He's very Brazilian. And this is footage from it. He called him a scoundrel. A scoundrel. The mayor ended up winning. Really? Yeah. The mayor is older as well.

He's big. Oh shit. I'm not sure who is here in the city That mirrors beating the shit up Dude, well if you're gonna challenge gonna fight you might want to be ready. Oh They're kind of going at it. Yeah God bless them for even getting in there man. Yeah, it's getting at all I'm in there going at it. Do they shake hands after? Who cares?

It's gotta be a fail, you know? It's probably fail. It's ducking. Go, go, just throw a punch though. You gotta, take some boxing. Take some boxing. You get in there, Bubba.

This is pretty impressive. He probably do pretty good because he got the Taekwondo background. No, I do a lot better than that. Yeah. And these guys have never, I don't know if they have today training. The mayor actually came out and said that he is not a fighter, but he is willing to get in this.

That's what's cool. Yeah, everyone's a hale. I'll see. He's kicking the body in the air going in there. That's pretty funny. I don't know. I would fucking never. Yeah, that's pretty bad at it.

What I'm saying is if you're gonna have a fight, you might want to train a little bit. Or not. It's just a gum-nearing America on that. Pretty cool. Yeah. Is it? What happens at the end?

Hold on. Let's see. There you go. Oh! I may or just swing it. I just turned in the front. Damn. That was it?

Yeah, that was it. Yeah, I was pretty good. That flies the one that one. Yes, he's the one that won. Trump versus Biden, you ever heard of Trump because I'd beat the shit out of Biden. Oh, yeah, he did set down the trailer broadcast. He's like, I beat the shit out of him.

It's true. It's true. 100%. 100%. That's hilarious. In their best days. So a man, I believe in Germany, is suing for workers comp because he was walking

from his bedroom downstairs to his home office because he's currently working from home. He walks down a set of spiral staircases where he fell and broke his neck. He then filed for workers comp to which his yeah he broke his neck unfortunately. His workplace said well this happened at home so no. Yeah you're the one that bought the house with spiral stairs, dumbass. Yeah. Once it went to court, the judge ruled that it was going to be in his favor because he went straight from the bedroom to the office,

which would be his commute. Commute, mute. And then if he went to go eat breakfast and then went to the office, then it would be in the worker, the workplace. Favorite point? Because he went straight from the bedroom to the office. It counts as his work. So he got it.

Working from home. So yeah. I figured as much. That's him. As soon as I saw the headline, I was like, you're getting it. What makes sense? Because of code if you're working from home, the office is your work.

Yeah. They break your phone. He did break his life. He did break it. Yeah, that's, yeah, that sucks. Help him someone. I mean, I pulled my neck and it really sucks. He's a broken man it that's a couple of some of my neck and it really sucks

broken broken hell no let's get in so we used to do these all the time where someone would send in a

porn hub twenty-twenty-whatever year to see what the best search thing was and this year the United States took first place in using Pornhub, which of course were always number one.

You wanna say. Damn, I guess what the number one searched category is now. In 2021. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll take you guys. Take it, take it. Yes, number one, number one. Black and white.

Black and white, yeah, what's the word? The word might be either mother, milk, mother, or a derivative of mother, or, or, well, don't give us to. Or young. So mother or young. That's such a white. I know, yeah, there's so many things.

Well, what, what, there's a word though, right? Yeah, it's one term. Well, there's either milk. And then milk is black and white. Mine's, mine's black. Black, okay. It's actually Hentai, which means you are watching anime tentacle porn.

What? In 2021, that's the most searched porn category. We're fucked. Hentai? Yes, because in Japan, the porn was outlawed because it was seen deemed as like not great stuff that the country wanted people to be watching.

So a rule around it is that they started drawing anime porn where instead of penises, it was tentacles. So people could get away with making porn. And the title is the number one search in 2021. Is it because there's so many Asian people watching it? So that's the masses? No, I feel like a lot of people are like that. Because in America, they're not.

I bet you that's not number one in America. Yes. I don't know in America. I guarantee that's not number one in America. But there are a lot of people in America watching Hentai. A bit more watching regular porn. Yeah, regular porn. In America, yes.

I think so. We want it. We want it. But there is a rise in people watching anime now. Watching anime is considered cool. I know that. You know, it became the number one search on porn ups are passing both Japanese worldwide. In Lesbian.

In the US. So just in 2021, it was the most popular. Lesbian was the top search. In the US it says, right? It used to be, but not anymore. I'm really caught. Number two is now world thing. Right, but I don't think I've ever searched lesbian.

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Yeah. It has to be black. I mean, I mean, I'm gonna be a big white one but you see black. I'd prefer to be way better looking, I mean way more muscular. No, I don't wanna see the guys want the big dick in here. I hate when they show the guys face like.

You need the dick. Yeah, I hate when they show his face like, yeah. I hate them. Like, God, get off his face. Yeah. Oh, I know I'm like, yeah. And then if you keep scrolling down, you'll see the most searched term based off of the states.

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So you Brian, keep asking the question. So I was really using this thing man. It was flesh color. You going Brian? Thick. Is there a dick cage? Nope. I wish.

The battery it didn't work. Yeah, it didn't work but you didn't use it. So someone tried. No I tried turning on. Just see the one. Yeah, I didn't know if So when you used it, no, I tried turning on. Just see it. I didn't know what it was. In this strange house, I found this dick popped into the box. No, it was in the attic of this house. I rented little tin. Old poem. We checked out for wasps or bats. You know, just checking out my storage up there. Sure. What else you got, Chin?

This cock was out. Nancy Reagan was recently trending on Twitter because Ben Shapiro's sister posted a photo of Madonna from a photo shoot. She's like trying to shame Madonna. She was trying to shame Madonna. And then the left came out. It was like you know, Nancy Reagan was notoriously known for giving great head all throughout her. That's what she was known for. Yeah, her youth before she was Nancy Reagan. She's just suck off the police. She used to suck everybody off on the MGM lot. Yeah, what? I don't believe that. It was a word of a dream from somebody's autobiography. Yeah. Kitty. That sounds like a girl trying to get back at her.

Yeah. I learned a Kitty Kelly's biography. Nancy was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex. Just say yes, Nancy. And the day she was Nancy, Davis was known to give the best blowjob in town, renowned in Hollywood for perform oral sex. Just say yes Nancy. And the day she was Nancy Davis was known to give the best blowjob in town at only in the evening but in offices. That was one of the reasons that she was very popular with MGM lot.

Must have made her very, very popular. That sounds like the cattiest thing ever. It sounds like so many hates that. Oh. Oh. Oh. God. It makes Nancy Reagan hot though, huh?

I would agree. That's why I've wrapped post to that picture over. Yeah. Yes. Um, I go back up for a sec. Madonna is 65, I think. Yeah. She's a fake ass now. If I was posting this stuff, I mean, she's pretty hot, dude. I don't disagree with that. That's a nightmare though. What do you mean? I'm personal or not, just dealing with her. Oh God. Stories.

Well, there's something wrong with somebody who's, do we, like go to her and give it up. She's fighting. She's in the fourth round with father time. I'm 54 and I wouldn't dare to do that, you know. You would, I mean, what would you do then? Yeah, I'm saying like, what do you tell them? I mean, how sexy do you want to be at 60?

She's pretty sexy first. Hey, let her hold on as long as she can Brian. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, she's in the fourth round with it. Yeah, she's kind of winning. I mean that's Unbelievable what technology can do. I know that's a thing. Yeah, you young And I think she has a 23 year old boyfriend. She does that's a filter young They're filters for sure. Yeah, the first edited to soften up the skin. Yeah, wow I don't know what the skin. Yeah. Wow. I don't know what the fuck is going on here. I do not know what's going on here, but you got mad at 50

cent from it. You see that? You see that? I mean, else a ralph or what? I'd say what's up? I mean, Bob, would you take a spin with Madonna? You're just gonna text her in the podcast. Would you take a spin with Madonna? You're just gonna text during the podcast. Would you take a spin with Madonna? I want to say who would it? Chin. I remember I saw her, I'm Jimmy Fallon, and I thought she actually looks pretty good. And this is like unfiltered.

This is just her. This is like filler. Oh sure, dude. Let's see this. Not great. This was way better than I thought. I asked on the table. Yeah.

You've had worked on that, dude, man. That's not. I mean, that's a lot of work. I know, but I could use it Oh, his work is like go back go back. Oh, that's where you start to see it's fine It's just hard with life, but for 60 Lesson for 60, not she any of your Googleist. Does she look like the Grimland from Grimland's to the female Grimland? I hold on you tell me the ring it up. Chin female Grimland Grimlands to see see hit it It's spot on dude What's up fam This is what I do the best I've ever seen that this you're the best is that not her that's pretty good

I've ever is that not her I don't know how you come up with these rough words. But they're so spot on. I don't see that movie since fucking 80 years. It's so spot on. I don't know how that's been. Oh, God. What's up, damn. Oh, that's a fucking spot on. Spot on, bro. Same eyebrows, same lips.

Same nose, same eyes. What, same shape head. This brings up a larger, that is just incredible. Thank you, sir. Thank you. This brings up a larger point that I've been thinking about a little, like lot of second older. I think that there's this need to try to live forever

and do all this stuff. I think it's a fucking, it's just a fool's errand. It's like looking for gold. You ain't got it. How old is she though? 63. Have you ever seen a regular 63 year old? It's kind of working no, dude.

Yeah. Like you tell me like compared to a normal 63 year old, like don't get me wrong, I've she's had some work done, but you wouldn't say she's not a pretty lady. Yeah, you'd be like, oh, she's had some work done, but if I had to hook up a six three year old, she's on my top 60 year olds. But I would say she looks 63, right?

In a way, you know what I mean? I don't think she looks 63. I don't think, yeah. I don't think she looks like, I don't think it's 63. She looks like a born down 45 year think, yeah. She looks like, I don't think it's 63. She looks like a born-down 45 year old. So you wouldn't be able to. Also people in the 60s are looking good now. She looks like a 45-base girl.

Okay, when she was young to me, she was almost my number one. Like I just loved her. I loved her. Michelle Fyfe brings those things. Oh, the bass. The bass. Michelle Fyfe brings those things.

Angel Bass, it's Dimepeace. Sharon Stone. Okay. Well Fiana show Pretty great Well, at least a lot of my face. That's whatever young Madonna. Where's Lisa? I worked with her I work much over her. She was so hot with the same things She was so hot with the same things Bro Well, thank you

Number 10 in what we're all what's happening? He looks like Brennan saying that looks like her him Branding with the with the girl filter on Instagram. Yeah, good Wow, man, I'm still with the with the girl filter on Instagram. Yeah, good. Wow, man, it's so fuck fuck. She was so hot. Oh, this is all my fucking generation. Hold on. Oh, what's up, Roman Mafia? Yeah, remember that. What's up, Chrissy rock?

Where's that right over here? What's up Chrissy rock Right over here Damn look at Julie Mac though man, I'm on it up. Oh, yeah Dude, Massim Tony out. Let me see her. Yeah, father time a fucking hit you with a wet cold dick, dude Right in the fucking face You do all the lids surgery you want but the end of the day follow time goes nah Yep, we're all dying man every day you're dying Yeah, you don't want to go off gently Michelle five for number one number number one. Jamie Lee Curtis

This list is full of shit. I know you're crazy if you think Jennifer Tillies, huh? No, no, no, no, that's what that's not what they're doing. It's birthday. It's just 63 year old actresses Oh, but the old all because I was a parent to Madonna. Yeah, oh for the br- oh Okay, they want me to share in stone fucking poppin. Yeah, I think this is like feeling a shall pop in bro When else get chin Let's see if it's actually real though Sharon Stone Schoonstone birthday age Yeah, the things that line marches. Oh, she's a podcast with her in her house. Was Sharon. How's that? Not fun. It was serious. She, um, yeah, wait, so she's into

quantum physics. And we had a guy on the podcast who like is a famous quantum physics. Oh, my God. That's the last thing over here's YouTube talk about It's tell me about Robert DeNarro Casino She's not a year-of-a-year-old with quantum leap The TV show yeah, no man. It's like it's like shit. No, man. No, hell no shit. No, man. It's like, no, man. It's like, no, man. No. Hell no. Shit, no.

It doesn't get shit. I thought it was dope. All right, so this judge from Lafayette, is that where theos from Lafayette or somewhere else? From Coveington. Coveington, all right. So Dustin Parra is from Lafayette. Lafayette, there you go.

So this judge, her house is broken into basically. It was like an armed burglary. And then I guess the people in the house kind of chased them out and did whatever, and they have security can footage of it, and she can see her in the background looking at it and saying the N word multiple times about the criminal. The criminal, yeah, so the criminal is this guy right here. That's the oldest burglary I've ever had. I got 50 years old. You should be high. That's Brian Calan as a black guy. Exactly right. You imagine Robin my house. You could not get a tighter face. In your fucking 16.

You got a tighter face. Why did you get a Robin house that's 60? He's got great things. And you're done, don't just give up. No, he's a wet bandit, bro. So, was the single band, was the first one getting robbed? What's he, what's he, what's he, what's he, what's he, I think he was just trying to, yeah, he's 59.

So he was trying to bring Yeah, he's 59. So he was trying to bring into their house, but then they caught him. So you can hear her looking at her. Let me see the lady. Oh, she a black one. No, she's a white one. She's a white one.

She's not a white one. She's a hot one. Yeah. She's 63. Now it gets a little crude. It gets a little much better. Yeah, a little much better. Oh, does she go hard and take it?

Is this gonna make us cringe? Yeah, most likely. The song goes, why are the words here? way I pull up in the whip they be saying I Like And mom's yelling We That's me

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It has to be the police. Yeah, it wasn't in there. Someone the police police the police kids. She could see the fuck Yeah, I don't know either way though. police, but police kids. She could sue the fuck. Yeah, I don't know. Either way though, she did. Did one of her friends release the video? There was a text, oh great. It almost feels like someone posted it maybe on like a close friend story, someone grabbed it and released it, because that happens every now and then with people. What are you?

This little text bubble, that's like, that's an Instagram text from the set. At Gary Chambers, Jr. And she admitted that it was from her house and everything. Yeah, clearly, that's TV and they caught the the so it could have been they were rewatched the drama. The Brian County put it on like a close friend's stories for a certain amount of people to see someone grabbed it and then reposted it. Like almost it is almost inside like if I was with my friends. No, we were watching that and somebody was saying that I'd be like, hey, you know, like, yeah chill. You know what I mean?

Like yeah, I don't know man. Oh, they're just tagging him because he you know, yeah, chill, you know, what you do. Like, yeah, I don't know, man. Oh, they're just tagging him because he's like, yeah, he's probably, he's probably like the reporter or something. I mean, I don't know, man, it sucks. You got it. You can't see if he has any more information on it. You can't really have it.

Yeah, yeah. I, I, I, I, That's, that's, that's fucking offensive, man. Yeah, that's bad. Also, you're, you're presiding over, you know, the public, some of the people that you're going to be presiding over are blocked. I, I do not feel like I would get a fair fucking shit. Of course not, I know, I know.

I just wouldn't. You're, you're, you're credibility is. You can say whatever you want, but you're looking at me like you could just liking me to a roach. No, you can't have that, man. She's hot. You can say whatever you want, but you're looking at me like you could just liken me to a roach. Now you can't have that, man. She's hot. You can't have. Who's this?

Let's get some more pictures of her. Just just. Yeah, bring her up. Cause we want to do our research. That might just be a good pick, you know. We want to do our research. Judge Michelle Odenette. Yeah, we're just here to do research.

I'm not saying she's attractive. You said she's attractive. For me, I can't abide by that What along I mean there's different pictures go to the one with her husband there is isn't Yeah, yeah She was a five she's racist. You know that's that's deep South shit man. Yeah deep Hard-corded you can't have those a or a judge judge and you're presiding over you know African-Americans and that's her with her family looks like it

Okay, daughter's pretty hot. Well, we can't have it though We can't have it All right, yeah, it's fucked. She's definitely, I mean, she's, she can't be judged on that. That's terrible. Terrible. Yeah, that's terrible.

We also can't have them calling black people the N word. Yeah. No, you can't have that either. And then you laugh in the background. She was saying she was like, it was a traumatic incident. That's why she probably,

no, but she's laughing. No, wait, so never you understand. You know what you're saying? Never you understand. You know, she raises. I know. When I was, when I was in high school, I didn't grow up that way. My parents, if I had ever said that word in my house,

forget it, right? But I also grew up overseas. So I was around black and brown people my whole life. There was a lot of black people in the millies? Yes, yes. A lot of black people because in Saudi Arabia, a lot of people from Africa came over. Can you send some money?

So I grew up around some kids. Oh, that's it. And the school. So, yeah, so always, always black people. Yes, a lot of millies Africa came over. Can you send Somalis? So I grew up around Somalis. Oh, that's it. So, yeah, so always, always black people. Yes. A lot of Middle Easters. Yeah, and also, also in the Middle East, there's a lot of after Sudanese, like a lot of Kench, a lot of Ethiopians,

a lot of Somalis. So I grew up around my whole life. They're dark guys. But it's not just that. You also, also you were... I'm sorry, so do you say that in words? It's cool. And all that so I

didn't know from that shit like and my family there was no way yeah then did they use the unword around each other where in no like in the 50s where they use you I didn't hear growing up no when I grew up that's what he does so he's trying to say I was around American also to Kim America here yeah so I never forgot I went, I was in Maryland, their friend's house, and his mother, and they were really nice people. Fucking nice people, good people. And I remember when my friend said, Brian doesn't know any N-word jokes,

and his mother went, you don't know any N-word jokes. And I remember hearing that word, and I was like, oh, fuck. And she started telling me jokes about black people. Did you cancel her? I was like, oh fuck. And she started telling me jokes about like black. What's your canceler? I was like 14, 15, I think. Yeah, I knew her shot. I was like, I'm not having it.

I was so naive. Then I went to, and I was a senior high school, my friend's grandfather. There were all these black people in a pool. And I never forgot this. He said, he said, we're driving. He said, and some of those black guys are bucking in with those white girls.

And I went, I remember just going, what the fuck is that? Is that racist? Yeah, bucking in. Bein' like jumping in the pool. He goes, he goes, some of those white girls actually, some of those black guys bucking in with those white girls. I know that's happening. And the woman and his grandmother said, it's a real shame.

And I went, holy fuck, this is what a real racist look like. I just didn't know. I was going to boarding school in Massachusetts. My roommate was my best friend in high school's black. So I didn't just didn't think it's how we were. Yeah, no. Unless you're exposed to that shit, that shit's pretty shocking.

Yeah. Growing up. And then, we got it. Yeah, well, we're all a little racist. We're all a little racist. As fucking Lucy. Take it in the old friendship poem. It little racist. We're all a little racist. As fucking Luis is. Take it in the old friendship panel. It's great.

The greatest joke I heard Luis singing. I got a little racist. Everybody's a little racist. Like if I walk in with a pizza joint and it's three black women make my pizza, I'm gonna be like, all right. Yeah. I'm gonna do another fucking.

Maybe I'm gonna do another place. That's fair. Let's get you. All right. Oh, look real quick on that. So me growing up with my one of closest friends, he's white, his dad's white. He would be super racist, but in a loving way,

because he loves me, but he'll say like, you need some toothpick for your ass to hold my eyes up or something, my eyelids? He's like, but he's like, but he's like, but he's like, bustin' on balls, but it's like super racist, but he loves me. It's kind of, it's a weird type of racist thing, yeah. Well, you know, I think that for a long time, But he loves me. It's kind of it's a weird type of racist thing. Yeah

You know, I think that for a long time making fun of you where Asian was totally acceptable including on TV Yeah, like it just won't go long. I don't been tell about 20 minutes ago I know much in Dexter season three now the Asian guy there. I mean they make fun of them Yeah, yeah, like there's a criminal murder who's Asian. He's like that looks just like you I was like, well, that's racist But they like did it. Yeah, yeah Okay, do you guys know much about her show walker son? Yeah, he's a cheerleader. Okay, you do know them. Yeah, I know nothing I didn't know this but he's very like really really good. Yeah, pretty is he very gay. Yeah, I had no idea Yeah, this is him. Oh So he was he did an Instagram post and maybe a Twitter post as well about like the gas price

That's all the sugar in his watch look at this picture right here Fabulous, but he was talking about gas prices. Yeah, but people Yeah, so the sweatshirt cost about like what $1,200 something. Yeah, so here's what he said Y'all said Joe Biden was gonna be the great So here's what he said. Y'all said Joe Biden was gonna be the great unifier. This is divisive to my bank account and my hard earned money. Screw your unity.

You think this is unifying? Just keep going up, just keep going up, Joe Biden. This is Joe Biden for you, family struggling to afford to get to work. That's unifying, that's bringing the nation together. Screw this. He's a good looking guy. Disgusting. Oh, just keep going. Keep going. Democrats voted for this. Damn, Democrats voted for this. What? Obviously his dad's super far away, you know. Yeah, his dad's Trump's work. Super far away.

I know, this is a joke. He's on fuck both, I think. But I was voting for the guy who was going to destroy America. You were paying $30 for gas under my guy. Oh, I thought he was joking. No, not at all. It sounded like it. No, not at all. No. It was the delivery.

Where would it be funny in that, you know? I don't know. He's just trying to line with his dad. His dad's a good guy. Oh, God. Yeah, so he just got roasted. 13, I don't know a sweatshirt. Yeah. That's a lot of money. Yeah, but even a hundred dollars for gas a lot of money. Fuck it. Either way, you gotta do it all the time.

It's a 40. Yeah, every week. It's a night or what? He just price him. Beware that sweater. I know. That was that was the mistake. All right. So this sucks, but apparently North Korea publicly executed seven people for watching K-pop. Jesus Christ. Yeah, this is what Kim Jong-un said about K-pop. It's a vicious cancer. Well, he's never heard buttery from BTS. Shit pops. Yeah, hell yeah. But I mean all the entire hairstyle speeches behaviors. Oh, great BTS. There's like five young women. So the journal is just saying that because you know, it obviously makes North Korea look bad because how cool South Korea higher-here style speeches, behaviors. I agree, BTS, there's like five young women.

So the journal is just saying that because, you know, obviously makes North Korea look bad because how cool South Korea is. It's like, he's calling it a canceled. So he doesn't want people to see that stuff. So you get killed if you get caught while you see it. And then, he's a monster. And the messed up thing is some people

are watching Korean dramas. Yeah. South Korean dramas are very popular. And then they would have those people that watch them when they caught them. They would have them executed in front of their families. Jesus Christ, man Yeah, that's what tyranny does kids. That's what fucking a monarchy slash dude But how lit is squid games if you're gonna risk all that just to finish it you feel me?

They know they know they're gonna get in trouble so and they still do it. That's crazy. It's such a fucking shit. No, it's so jacked up There's crazy that still goes on labor camps No, there's camps. That's not right organ harvesting anything you can imagine they do the worst shit in the world Brian tells him no story. Hey, not racist So for me, you know, so why people making sure you know they're not racist The other guy raises his slavery. Oh, yeah. So pissed off. Like I'm personally anti-slavery.

He had slaves, like I'm so easy going. I'm so free. If you had slaves, I'd be so fucking mad. Like I'm not gonna take that. What else you got, Joe? This is a wrestling match. So, so this guy, this referee, he just paid, you got paid like 75 bucks for this gig to play a, you know,

a referee and he was supposed to do that move, that wrestlers do, where he's supposed to get spiked in the head, right? This is referee. Stand the head multiple times. Yeah, dude. I thought this was kind of like whatever, and I looked more into it, it's pretty bad.

Is it a video? Yeah. So he was supposed to do, you know, when the guy hits him, he's supposed to get the lyracid blade and do that. And this, so it kind of bleeds. The guy, the wrestler, was stabbing him in the head multiple times, yeah.

Hit it. Okay, wait. Here's a video first. You think it's fake to get fucking with this guy? So it's going through his head like this, which is not part of the plan. And he was just making stout. Oh!

He's hitting. Yeah, it looks like he's about to hit it. Ah! Ow! I'll fast forward it, keep it going. Ow! Dude, why not quick to act and look at this? I don't like this.

Yeah, I want someone grab them. So you keep it going? You gotta stop with that. And now this is the wrestler's girlfriend. San is too much, but take it off. Is this in America? Yeah. Yeah, it's a problem. So look at all that blood. San is too much and I'll take it off is this in America? Yeah

So look at all that blood So the wrestling organization obviously says this guy can't work for them anymore What the ramp for the guy in the guy in the mask look at this similar ranch. Holy shit. Look at that Nice to be getting wins super prizes It's got my own for $75. $75. So he wants an extra $125 because of the hospital. He's extra $125. He's got the fucking his ears are cut up out. Yes, yes. Lease he's handsome.

He's a leek in the building with a rain. Yeah, there's a leek right there. Where is it? Because there it is. There it little scotch in all right so tough this guy man oh good I was gonna say it's right there it's up there all right um yep let's oh no that's not that great let's see mm-hmm hold up hold up you can get this guy out this guy out oh no back him back again yeah did he had a game the other day, he'll dial back. Three touchdowns in a row, baby.

This Brazilian, Brazilian skimboarder, I think this is a record for this huge wave, because he's doing a skimboard, not a surfboard. Yeah, but check out the way this. The whole little wave, and this just takes off. Mm-hmm. But look how insane this is. Oh, shit.

Jesus Christ. On a skimboard, look at this. Beep, beep, look at this. Yeah, that's it. He's way ahead of the wave, huh? That's a ma- Yeah. Yeah, that's like, when the wave starts crashing here,

it's like, oh, crats. That's a fucking building. Yeah, it's a building. And you said that famous place in Portugal, yeah. Oh, that's Portugal, too. Yeah, it's crazy There's one guy started that started swimming You you You get those hot skins those fucking rocks. Don't they say that's like the best place to surf though. It's also the most dangerous

It's just so high. Yeah, yeah, you're building Yeah, yeah, that's not a good time. That's where the big waves in the world are All right, and last one I saw, and I thought this was really cool, and then I started thinking more about it, but what do you guys think? Watch. So this guy has three pencils, and he's drawing these Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman characters.

Oh, no, that's fucking, how the fuck's he doing it? How does he do that? That's not real, is it? It's real? This is what he does, but then I started thinking about it. Well, he's just lifted it up, though. Yeah, yeah, so I think it's super talented regardless. And he does, but then I started thinking about it. He's just lifted it up. Yeah, yeah. So I think it's super talented regardless.

And he's lifted and then going lifted. Exactly, because he's speeding up all at the same time. Wait, what? He's just... Like, so it's three, so he's lifting, drawing the middle, lifting. Yeah, a little bit here and there, there. It's still crazy. Yeah, but you know, the...

It's insinuating that he's doing it at the same time, which is... It's like juggling, but with painting, guys. Still a really cool art though. Hell yeah, that's sick. And his eyebrows are sick, too. He's doing it at the same time, which is like juggling but with panting guys Still really cool art though. Yeah, yeah, that's sick and his eyebrows are sick You can tell from that angle though. He's lifting. Yeah, which I mean still he's drawn through you say you said what's him his eyebrows are sick His eyebrows are sick damn those are fucking sweet. Yeah, that's really nice That's impressive. That's cool. Give me some more Well, there's his eyebrows. You can see they did a bunch of different jokers. Mm-hmm. Oh Wow, that's some strong press that's fucking dope

Still very cool really great artist The Joker who is the best Joker of all time. He's ledger. I know Jack Nicholson. Jack Nicholson was different, but great. Jack Nicholson, my favorite. Definitely Heath Ledger. Yeah. No, walking Phoenix.

There hasn't been a bad joke. I actually haven't seen the, what walking Phoenix joke or so I can do. Unreal. Yeah. Unreal, you've never seen that. It's so unreal that I've never seen. It's so different.

It's so different. It's so different. Oh, it's a different. So actually him and Heath Ledger have these two. It's about the first in some really. Yeah, it's very different. It's so different. It's so different. Oh, it's a different. So actually him and Heath Ledger have to be too dark. It's about the first in sound really. Yeah, it's very heavy. Yeah. Shout out to River Phoenix. Holly Madison. Yeah, I read this and I was kind of like, I don't know.

Well, she's doing, there's like a book coming out. There's a podcast coming out too. Sounds pretty interesting, but it's also, you know, she was saying. She was saying, she used to do a lot of drugs and shit. She was saying she didn't expect to have sex with him that first night And some other stuff like yes, you're paying rent girl and then she forced just she forced her way into the the playboy house Or playboy mansion because she felt like that was her that's her taking control or something like I'm just I don't know Wait, what? It's her trying to be like, you know, I just was at any playboy girl,

you know? Holly Madison. Yeah, literally pushed on top of me and after it happened, I was just, I guess she cut her hair and you couldn't wear red lips, take it to the house, you'd freak the fuck out, you hit a red lipstick. Really?

Hey man, he just field his rules, you know what I'm saying? No, I know his name, bro, I'm not saying his name. You know what I'm saying? No, no, I get it. He did it for seven years. Oh yeah, he hung around for quite some time yeah it's been a monster wow all right this is last one remember that Tory Lane's and Megan the stallion thing oh this is funny to me he's showing the feeds a dance bitch yeah he what did he do that shot with a cop saying a cop saying that that's what happened he did yeah he shot but he shot at her not

in the dance bitch and then accidentally oh supposedly allegedly accidentally he shot, but he shot at her not in the that's it. And then accidentally, oh, supposedly allegedly accidentally shot her feet. So I saw the pictures now and it looked crazy. It's bad. She was definitely shot. She graduated college. Yeah, she graduated college recently. Yeah, super. Yeah, but that's the other joke. He shot her in the fucking feet. Yeah, yeah.

She's dancing. I thought it was weird at first. Huh? Apparently he was in a like Brunk and. Yeah, he there was a phone call To her best friend at the time he was also in the car with them because it was Tori Lane's Magnus Italian her best friend at the time and then Tori Lane's security guard who was driving and so there was a drunken phone call that ensued with Magnus Italian's former best friend and

Tori Lane's where he apologized like sorry. I was drunk that night, I shouldn't have done that. You were drunk. But then he didn't admit to shooting her and being that being the reason why he's apologizing. So his lawyers are trying to say, you don't know what he's apologizing for, he's just apologizing to this girl. Yeah, fuck. It's terrible, man. This kind of went away, too.

I was like, something has to happen to Tori lanes, but he just kind of went away. Yes, we did. Well, he was fucking up for a while because he went On a music festival that Megna stallion was performing at and he broke his restraining order by showing up during the baby set Uh-huh and so Okay, she did a song with the baby. She did a song with the baby But they were both performing at a music festival Torre Lins was asked for to be here

He then showed up and that was an issue within the confines of his restraining order with Meg and the stallion. So it affects his probation. She said she feared the cops would shoot Torrey if she told him a black man had a gun and had shot at her. Well, he's facing... What kind of assault? Oh God, yeah. Do you want to see him? Holy fuck, yeah. We can roll with it. Oh my god He really shot the fuck out of it. It looks like a shrapnel, right? Yeah, I don't think yeah the brule sucks. Okay, that was it And the cost meter walk a lot like you go back here go back in which our feet were just jacked up

You know what I am I watched the Kanye West concert on the Amazon one? The extreme one? Yeah, and Drake got cut out of all of it because I guess they couldn't arrive at a deal. A deal? Yeah, so he sang 12 songs and you're waiting for him to show up and all he does is in the end. No, that's not true. I watched that live. He did all of it live. I didn't, it's not on fucking what I saw last night.

Maybe on the replay, but but or maybe you saw the yeah You probably saw the live he's all over it. Yeah, you were there Watch out when it's framed I watched the last night You can watch it on YouTube right? There's the live one and the soul You said what hey, you get out of here I was alive You too if you watching the last night you didn't watch on the Amazon. I was on Netflix

You know how I know you like it was I know you know, I know you saw a clip on YouTube and thought that was the whole concert Can you 55 listen? December 22nd Hollywood improv I don't know I have no idea what that's on though. You watch it on YouTube. You watch it on YouTube. You said Netflix. You said Netflix. You said Netflix. You said Netflix. Yeah, so you guys don't know what you're talking about.

Look at how I look. I get down. Oh, okay, Brian. Hey, I I grew up something. Hey, I just grew. He missed the Drake part. That was a great video. Great. You watch that. You watch that. It's only there for the last song. That's not true. It's not true. It's not true. It's not true. I watch the whole thing. Hey, Pete. He listen to me. Yeah. You're old and you don't know what you're watching. I don't know which one you watch. But the one I watched, which was very good. Do You know upset people would be if Drake didn't show up. They could there was it was all over It was all over like we looked it up what happened there was all

See the little real ones which one what is it on YouTube? It's on Amazon. It's only here on Amazon So you watch on YouTube. It's edited. Yeah, if you yeah, if YouTube is like a edited version Yeah, and the only thing that watch on Netflix. So that's fun So that's it. Well, I'm not put it on Netflix. Yeah, and the only thing that watch on Netflix. So that's fun. So that's it. So we're not Netflix. Why do you put it on Netflix? Yeah, but it's on Netflix. I don't fucking know.

You got to post that video. You dancing. I was gonna say not to. No, I was gonna say not to. No, but when you watch me, when you watch me do it, I said, I said, I'm gonna play it again first. I said, I'm gonna get out of here.

Hey, last year it's got four years. Next Wednesday it's almost sold out. One show only, 8 p.m. Hollywood in Probs summer 22nd Shobben friends Danny of Florida Fort Laudale, Florida December 3th January 1st Then Rally North Carolina January 6th January 8th Charlotte North Carolina January 20th January 22nd And what North Carolina was there thing was a big day? Three big bull. I thought it was big day. So that's no that's Florida

Three big bull. I thought it was big dish. So that's until no that's Florida It's penis pops. That's right. Yeah, I mean two BBCs and Florida summer 30th January first What do you got you, Bell? Nothing till February so I'll be out with Brandon also give my merch loves tight She probably can you want to do this or you want to be I'm gonna be in And then the dragons of comedy tonight at the six child's December 15th And I'm gonna be in the dragon's comedy tonight at the six child's December 15th to the Master Tatos comedy your fucking tickets Brutal sprouts comedy

Yeah, don't do that and then he's gonna hear the the Kanye West only Concer that never happened. Did you get a little ink? Oh, yeah, I can't I can't take it off the right now I can't say I have to have the protection thing on for four days. You can't show me without you can't. This is no one. It's so work. It's covered. Okay, the child, the six child, fake potatoes, Brian. Look at the reviews are actually really good. No, that's great state. Yeah, yeah, no, I know. The six childs and Ventura got it. Oh, I've been pizza. I count the wrong You got the road that's one I've been to no notes in Kansas City, Missouri improv December 17 18

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