The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 756

Episode Date: December 21, 2021

The guys talk Andrew Schulz's wedding, dentist visit stories, Brendan's new zombie tattoos of his kids, Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley 2, JFK classified files finally being released, Louis C.K.'s new special advertisement during SNL, Bill Burr's punter doppelganger on the Houston Texans and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you have nothing to do new years, you come. But you should have plans. You go to break down and open home. City where brought one of my favorite clubs, that security in the game. I'll be there. Were you going to be for New Year's? You're going to be in Fort Lauderdale.

I'm in Florida. I'm in Florida. No Florida lit. Well, it's lit. That's a new club. Daniel Florida, Florida, Florida. The whole thick squad, spell AC Dave Luke's myself December 3 through January 1st.

And Rally North Carolina's January 6 through January 8th. Charlotte, we rescheduled because we have a CalBass fight, paying that night. So Charlotte, don't worry, I have a new date for you. But North Carolina, Rally, come see me, man, January 6 through January 8th. I got Salt Lake City after, right after New Year's Eve, people like Brian, take some time off, and I'm like, kiss my ass. I'm going to Salt Lake City, see my parents. I'm going to do wise guys, January 6th. What a nice weekend for you.

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gambling problem, call Wayne Hunter Gambler. Do this man. Let's do a chin-y-yah, we're good. You look in recent 10, Brennan's job with the 10. You don't need any sunblock, you can let yourself just get up right now. I've never used sunblock, dude. You don't worry any ofblock you can let yourself just get up never use some block, dude Yeah, you got that you don't worry that's the no no no he's a little he's a little

Sun neither to the kid at well my boss is pretty white but tiger neither No, you know something you wear it. I don't If you went to the dermatologist get skin tissue. Yeah, of course you're Yeah, I had a skin He was that you know on the beach together was the half I go to the dermatologist and they take, like something's, you want to get in the back? You want to get in the back?

Something was itching on my back, right? You remember this right away. Something's in my back, so I go, whatever. And the guy takes it off. And then they send it to the lab as a thing. I get a cough on the nurse, because you got some cancer there. I go watch, because you have a squeamacell.

I go, whoa. Now, I didn't know that, then this is the nurse. I didn't know that it was a little skin thing that doesn't spread. She said, you gotta stay out of the sun, you gotta put something like everywhere. And I go, well, for how long she was, well, the rest of your life.

You're alive, yeah. And I go, so I see him, I don't know if you remember this. I'm literally in long sleeves. Oh, so. And I have had on and sunglasses. Oh, that means. Huge hats on, no, the podcast, I'm waiting in long sleeves and I have had on and some less Huge hats on no the podcast. I'm waiting like this and I mean the shade and he goes what are you doing? He's like that for a while. I have cancer. I have cancer Dude I was so fucked up for the longest time now though. I have to go get checked all the time but nothing

You're doing good. I get shit taken off. I'm like, what is this? And the dermatologist says, there's nothing there. You're paying the rent. So it's a cancer, but it just doesn't spread. Well, you don't want to fuck around. You got to go once a year. It's just when you're older. You don't need to go.

No, it's when you're older. I have my skin, my shitty skin. That's not built for the sun. If you have a lot of melanin. You're telling me? And here's the other thing with what they think. How you eat actually has a factor in skin cancer. So you know, no, I eat well, but I'm saying as a kid, you gotta remember, I grew up in fucking

tropical. I grew up in the sun in the 70s. You were eating bullshit. No, but I ate really well, but in the 70s old pinky boy over here was in the suns. You were in the whole shit. No, but I really was in the 70s old pinky boy over here. It was in the sun all the time. Well, you never did that. You wouldn't have liked Shulti's wedding because it's all sun. All sun.

All sun. All sun. All sun. I'll see you tonight. Oh, it's great. Small wedding. Yeah. It's great, man.

Moving too, right? You said not. Well, what do you mean? Oh, yeah, his speech was insane, dude. Yeah. No, obviously. I'll see the boy again. Right. Yeah, his speech was insane. It's just, obviously. He's a great guy. I'll say the boy can write. Yeah, his speech was in. It's just, yeah, it's tough because, I guess you would write.

It's tough because his, you know, his dad is ALS and doesn't remember. I didn't know that. Oh, I didn't know that. So he was like, you know, one thing about, you know, me, you know, I went being with him without my dad and his dad's right there, you know, it's tough. I didn't know that.

Yeah, it's tough. ALS is a terrible disease, man. Tough, man. It's where you just lose your mind. There was a dry eye on the room. There was a, I mean, dude, it was dad's ALS is a terrible disease, man. Tough, man. It's where you just lose your heart. It was on a dry eye on the room. There was a, I mean, dude, there was dad. And he was crying. I was like, how old is his dad?

I don't know, you know, two young guys. You're dead, hey. How old are you? Two young to die. How do you? Shut up. There you go. ALS, ALS is a horrible disease, man.

He's not a horrible disease, man. Yeah, it's tough. What a young, you're an ALS. Yeah, he doesn't remember stuff like dementia, the air is tough. Yeah, because your body, what happens is is your body you literally lose all muscle function damn Yeah, just for him it's locked for him it messes Yeah, memory to like he doesn't horrible like like a shultsy sold out radio city music hall in New York

Which is a big deal's names on the bill. He's sort of like six shows And he called his dad to tell him is does it okay? And then forgot this down's walking on street to get stuff in saw And took a picture like, look at this. Look what I said, yeah, dad, we talked about it. He's, it's, it's, my grandfather had that on my dad's side. My grandfather would look me and, like, start, and I was young, I get scared.

He'd go, Pat, what are you doing right now? I was like, I'm not patting my dad, but like, he thinks you're, he thinks you're his son, just, just, just, just go with it. I would go with it. I'd be like, I know, you know, it's just, it was, it was, it was, yeah, it was hard, great wedding though. They did with it. I'd be like, I ain't on. It was hard, but great wedding though. They did it right.

There was no like super formal. There's no groomsman or bridesmaids. They just knocked it out. Can't, man, I asked you a question. It's really an honest question. Can you go back to that picture? Why do you always do that? You don't look like you're smiling.

You look like you're going, That's how you smile, man. Just, no, you don't. That's not how you smile. You don't, Bob. You smile like that. You're like, can you not go? I little drinks there. No, it's really interesting. All of all your pictures, you have a fucking really hard grimace. Yeah. I'm having to get time though. Okay. You think? This is true. In that picture, I don't believe that. In that picture.

Oh man, that a great time. You look like something's coming. Shultziu is pretty emotional. That's right after. He's pretty emotional. Yeah. It's beautiful, God, man. God, that house though, Jesus Christ, man.

Is that it? Is that it? It's his wife's parent's house. They just had it built, Jesus Christ. That's the part of the house. They're not giving away in Monsido. No, that's where you go money does by happiness, right? Look at this, this is their death. We're in Monsido.

Yeah, right outside Santa Barbara. That's Charlotte. Charlotte Maine. Wow. You'll see, you must be a cool guy. Yeah, Charlotte Maine's great see Rogan. Wow. The whole crew is there.

I've never seen Shultty so nervous in my life, man. Here's nervous. You know, it's, it's a big deal. It's a lot there. That's what. I've never seen Shultzie so nervous in my life, man. Here's nervous. You know, it's a big deal. It's my real life, dude. Yeah. When I went back, I met Lex Friedman for the first time. We hit off right away. Yeah, he's great.

He's great, great guy. Smart individual. Dude, why? Because he came up with the driving technology for a company called Tesla. Because he's an MIT professor. Anna Blackbelt and Judo Andrew Jitson. Yeah, he's the lead of robotics in America. He's a big deal. Yeah, he's a big deal. We took this picture and we took a million of him. He's a laser- and a black belt in Judo and Jiu-Jitsu. Yeah, he's the lead of robotics in America.

Yeah, he's a big... Yeah, he's a big... We took this picture and we took a million of him. He's like, I go, dude, you're just, ah, I just fucking post it. All right, dude. Wait, that's a good smile right there. That's not like, that's not like the fun.

It's better. And the sun's in your eyes. Yeah, that one. So that sun was tough. Joe's head looks like mine. Your head starts to die. Right head. Yeah, that's a strong head.

I'm sure that's a strong face. I'm sure. I'm sure. Shall we make it small too, man? Is he? Yeah. Little guy. Little dude.

Yeah, not big. Did you get that suit last minute or you had that in the... No, that's the best thing about... Whitney looks like a cutout there. Like working for a cutout. Like working for a bravo and E. I've so many freaking suit. Oh, yeah.

So many. That's the best part about working for him because Because I'm so big they like no one can wear that just keep it. Oh, like 40. Oh, yeah, cuz they have to probably custom Yeah, they're like just fucking keep it. Yeah, that's hilarious. And the Rogan was showing me the His club's gonna open next year. You show me the renderings of it Jesus Christ Dude, everybody out there's fuff up. Really? It's, I don't know if you see anything like it. Wow. Nuts up.

Everybody's what? The rest of the club's a fuff. Oh, God. They're not gonna compete. Nuts. Oh, going against it. Oh, so stupid. It's crazy.

That's amazing. Well, all right. Yeah, crazy. Because there are a lot of clubs now in Austin. Not like this one. Not like that. Not even close. And the money's put into it.

Uh-huh. And the staff and his lineups, it his line-ups. It's gonna be tough Mmm, it's me tough. It was so crazy. That's great. You asking me dope. Good for him. Yeah, something really dope awesome Yeah, like so smart individual dude What is I like to cry at weddings I get I get very I usually don't that one I did it just shalt see you super emotional Some of his dad I cried I cried Like the couple things I've cried it like my sister's wedding I cried. I cried. Like, the couple of things I've cried at, like my sister's wedding, I cried. My own wedding, I didn't cry, but I, it was very important to me that I speak to my parents. And the people I love, it was like a moment to say, if I died in a moral, just know that

this is how I feel about all of you. Yeah, I was not ready for a shulty in that. There was then a drop town, everybody cried. You know what I cried? I didn't even know Tarkwell, but he invited me to his wedding. Yeah, we were both there I know and when when when they started talking about his dad Uh-huh, and he started kind of tear up. Yeah, and his dad's brother came behind him

Yeah, his dad passed away. Yeah, dude. I it was it was just you see this fucking warrior this man anytime Someone brings about their dad or their kids. Yeah, it's just emotional, yeah. He did a right to have open bar at some of the best whiskey on having in here. It's called Johnny Drum Burbin. Fuck, it was nice. Really? We all got smash. You do really?

We all got smash. That's what it's supposed to be. Yeah, it was nice. Open bar and then it was like food trucks. Like wood fire pizza, sushi, taco, street tacos. It was dope. That's beautiful. It was dope.

They stayed later, because I stayed in Ohio so I had to get back with the kiddos. Oh, I was. So I left before I got here. You stayed at the Ohio Valley in his car? Yeah, it was nice. I got married there. How great is that fucking place?

It is. No, I was doing that thing. It's really nice up there. Yeah, it's so nice up there. That's north. Uh, so if Santa Barbara's here, yeah, it'd be north. Oh, okay. So I got married and I decided. They're like 50 minutes right from me.

You know how long my, you know the vows where you're up there and the guy makes this. Was yours a religious thing? No, it wasn't. It was under retreat at Valley and... I know what you're talking about there with the lights on it. And I was like, you know, the one thing people

don't like, weddings is having to sit there while people read hymns and poems. There's nothing worse. There's nothing worse, right? Well, but he probably got made six hours. That's right. So I got worse. There's nothing worse, right? Well, but he followed that, made six hours. That's right. So I got married. That's obnoxious.

So the walking down the aisle, I present you men and wife, that lasted for exactly, I believe, somebody timed it 12 minutes and no, it was less. It was 11 minutes and 50 seconds. Shultzee did the same thing. Like, is there, there's no sitting or anything. They came out. That's party.

Like everybody get on the deck. They walked out on chair. They both did their vows. That's it. That's it. My buddy, Jay, he's like, let's go eat open bars. That's it. We just went.

Everyone was small wedding, bro. He was, you know, I know so many people. And it was 200 people. 200 people. That's pretty good. It was fucking, it was, it was all my closest friends. It was one of the best times I've ever had in my life. It was like a time when I had such a sick community.

I had such an incredible community and now I can't even tell you. Because all of us were young and all of us were, their dreams, aspirations. Yeah, like we were all kind of just, some people hadn't become famous. Everybody was kind of on the bus. The come-up.

Yeah, it was the come-up. That's the best time. That's cool. It is, it is. Yours was small too, yeah. No one had kids. We didn't do a traditional wedding. We just got my,

the courthouse and I had a party at the house. Oh. But after going to shulties, I'm like, I look to my girl. I'm like, God, you probably need something like this. She's like, I would love this. Yeah.

Well, figure it out. Yeah. I'll be down. It was cool. Yeah, you and I aren't the most sentimental about that kind of stuff. For my kids, it might, yeah. I'd be down. It was cool. Yeah, you and I aren't the most sentimental about that For my kids it might be good. It'd be cool. It'd be cool. I'd be I'd be open for I think the way he did like there's no best man There's no No, like you just go the kept court house. Oh, you lose just go in. Oh, yeah

You just go to the courthouse and then some you know random state like No, they just read a little something you repeat it and then get your license Which oh you got to have like a witness there though. Oh, yeah, state official her brothers. I did that I did that too. I did that first some people do that and then That's what I did I got got legally married for taxes and benefits. Yeah, all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. Well, yeah.

I came in the last time I've been to a wedding. I don't know what you're gonna want. I don't know that weddings would happen if it wasn't for women in the relationship. A lot of times, I'm kinda like, I don't know. I'm usually, yeah, usually, I'm usually frown upon weddings, but Schultz, he's really, I mean, really nailed it, man. He's easy, he's fun, he's more like a party.

He's a, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's got a box. I don't even think there's a hundred people there, man. That's great. Yeah, that's the better. Yeah, that's dope. We'll look down at the people that you really only care about.

God, monocetos, they're not giving that away, huh? The neighbors are like, Ellen and fucking Prince Harry. Oh, dude, it's nuts. Oh, kid me. Not so. Oh, no, it might be the best place in the world. Money, what? It's great.

I mean, there's nothing out there. It's so beautiful. But, yeah. Peaceful for sure. Yeah, I might go crazy, but it's pretty amazing. Yeah, and yeah, it'd be tough as a comedy. That's the question. It should drive.

Yeah. You know, it's our drive, at least. Our drive, Delay. What do you, I don't know, like how, like the view is beautiful, that comfort, but how long until you got a little, a little restless. I would be fine.

I'm a homebody. Like give me a dope house. I don't need anything. And if postmates goes out there, I'm good. Yeah. I don't go out at night. I'm not trucking and driving. I'm good.

That's ideal for me. Yeah. It's just too far if you're trying to do sets or, Right. You know, if you have to drive into the West Side for a meeting or something, like you're talking about fucking three hours out of your day. Yeah. I'll never leave leave where I am now

That's nice out there Yeah, you know a few of the ocean, but um I'm not saying way I love LA, man. I don't know a lot of people talk shit on it That's fucking no you know what by the way and we know some people who are leaving our boy Josh Wolf is now leaving Nashville and there are a lot of people that are leaving certain areas that were really popular to go to. It's like LA is much better. Thank you what you paid for.

But I think a lot of it during the pandemic people freaked out. Shit, I almost did too. My house is like a property in Nashville in Austin. Wasn't yet, yeah. I looked at both. Yeah, I looked at both. I flew out there with my girl, yeah. I got serious about it.

But it was the high, you know what I'm making the irrational decisions. I think a lot of guys did now that like, I got serious about it. But it was the high, you don't wanna make any irrational decisions. I think a lot of guys did, now they're like, okay. And like buying a house and then sell it within a year. And I make money really. No, no, you're not.

And everybody bought it when it was going up because those prices went, they jacked up by the fucking day. Oh yeah. By the day. Meaning that was also natural. Oh, natural. Really everywhere.

Yeah, natural and awesome. But Josh's move from Nashville to Vegas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's going to Vegas. Yeah, I know a lot of people are pretty happy with the Vegas. Depending. Yeah, Vegas, tough one. Both of them tough. I at least Vegas is closer to it.

Yeah, it is. Yeah, I'll stay. I'm sticking out like yeah, yeah, same. Yeah, let's just shit. Totally hit the fan the family lockers back down. I'm not leaving right Right It's interesting. Well, you know, I don't know if you've seen this but San Francisco the mayor of San Francisco I mean San Francisco has open-air drug markets and brazen robberies Literally everybody at the party she was at a party 95% of the people she did the people, she did a poll, had been a victim of crime,

had been a victim of the car being broken into the district attorney went to get in his car, the district attorney's been letting everybody out, not prosecuting him, and the motherfucker's car was broken into. Good. Exactly, well he's fucking, they're all fucking. But now they're backtracking, like what do you mean more car car while London breed goes the bullshit Yeah, the president the bullshit is old. She went hard on the paint. She goes she grew up poor and so did New York Both of them are like this ain't this defund the police ain't work you like they now they're hiring more police What a surprise and they were like when we're gonna start putting you to in jail instead of like letting you out Yeah, but what do you say let them out and let them wait for their

instead of letting you out the next day, get the fuck out. Does they let them out and let them wait for their court face? They don't even have that. They don't have that. But it's like, what you think was gonna happen? A couple of things going on. Yeah, one is it's a sanctuary city.

So you're not allowed to check somebody's immigration status. So you got MS-13, MS-13, all over the Tenderland. They control the entire drug trade. They kill people, they intimidate people, they rob people, they do everything. MS-13, straight up gangsters. You're not allowed to check their immigration status.

You arrest them for things. They organize these property crimes under $1,000. They have a calculator while they're doing it. And they're out the next day. And when they go to jail for three hours, the somebody takes their place in the corner anyway. Like I've talked to police officers there who it's literally an open-air drug market.

And she was like, you got kids having to get in the street because people are using on the sidewalk. What the fuck? Ender shit. But she also said she's like, we've turned the city into shit. Like this is gonna stop. Yeah, so it's gonna be legal. And legal vending, so it's gonna be legal.

I heard about Baltimore as well. I heard that. They've always been in disaster. They've always been an disaster. It's like South Side Chicago. You can throw the lump of money. You need jail, dude. How about that? Yeah, bad guys gotta go. Yeah.

How was KC, buddy? It was great. Was it cold out there or no? No. For Christmas, it must be 62 degrees in Kansas City. So unheard of. I guess global warming is a thing. I guess. I don the thing. I guess. I don't know. I mean, other way, it got really cold one day

and then it was 60 on Sunday. You didn't try to barbecue or nothing? I didn't. I didn't. I think it's Joe's. You don't really go out and show the spark you out there. Yeah, I think that's the big deal. Yeah, Joe's.

It's at a gas station, I think, right? No, it's got its own little spot. Right there. I stand across roads, which I really like as hotel. So I had everything I needed. There it is. Joe Sparky's like the well-known one. Author Brian's I've been to.

Never been in Danny Edwards. I found some great restaurants though. You did? Yeah. People think that Joe's barbecue's like right up there with like, there's another spot they have out there that's supposed to be like top notch barbecue as well. But I'll just try this off of you the day of so much sugar. It's so heavy. It kills me. It's too heavy Too heavy to fucking like you 39. I went to it's nice. Oh

39 that was the other one been there talking about gets to yeah, so Shit your pants a little bit a little bit daddy had a little bit of a cold daddy had a little cold A little bit, a little bit. Daddy had a little bit of a cold? Daddy had a little cold. What if you got cold? Well, you and I both had, you and I didn't, we don't want to minute when we have it. It's like I got allergies, but.

I say allergies. Yeah, which I do, but not in the weather, Brendan. Right. Yeah. Well, that's a cold. For the longest time, I'll be like, I'm fine. I got a little nascratchy thing. And then it, now.

Usually I beat it. This one, they went from chest cold to then to the head cold. I was like, oh, there's no way I'm making this wedding. And then my fricking housekeeper who's straight from Mexico was like, in her broken English, was like, oh, I have medicine. I'm like, okay, cool.

She comes over the next day with a fucking syringe, full of antibiotics. She's like, pull your pants down. What? And I was like, what? And you know, I mean, I like to roll the dice. She goes, whenever I'm sick, I use this. And in my head, I'm like, what? You got me, I like to roll the dice. She goes whenever I'm sick, I use this and I'm in my head, I'm like, this would be some weird bullshit.

I shit you not by that night. You're from the scone. Everything's good. You should put it in your ass. Oh yeah. Yeah. And then you gave me pills. Well, after like you had it for straight up antibiotics. I think it was just a liquid Z pack because if it's around for two weeks, something's going on there. Yes. So she gave me that. I'm saying fine. Well, my girl's sick. She's, she got it. And now she's, she's, she's, she's,

she's got a little coffee coffer. Did you just have, so it started with a coffer literally two weeks. So I'll cup that and I had to sleep in another bedroom. That's how she is. Yeah. I had to sleep in another bedroom. She was sniffful.

Coffee. Now you might have had, I'm gonna say it out loud. Cobain. You might have had the Omnicron. Now you had tested for it. to say it out loud. COVID. You might have the Omnicron. No, you had tested for it. Yeah, I did too, but you might have had the Omnicron. No, you're like that. I know people, I know people now who've had the Omnicron very.

Really? Yeah. But it's like, it's really quick and light. It's more mild, yeah. Super mild, right? Yeah, that's not shut the world down. No. No.

I wish, you know what I wish they'd said about the first thing. What do you wish? I'm pro vaccine, okay, no problem. But I wish they'd said this about the vaccine. I wish they'd said, look, take the vaccine, take the booster. You're gonna, it's not gonna stop you from getting COVID, but when you get it, it'll make the symptoms way less severe, which is a fact.

They don't, they didn't say that. And then they would, They're like your straight up immune. And they're boosters like, well, to be really vaccine, you need boosters. But then, then Rogan had a doctor on a show is like we actually have Hardcore evidence where if you've had COVID you cannot get it again. Wow They get like that's why I heard immunity no one's to talk about it But people that like the people getting sick or people that didn't get it got vaccinated now

They have the whatever's called variant and the delta get it, got vaccinated. Now they have the, whatever's called variant, you know, the Delta manufacturer on the crown. Like, but we, evidence, the heavy evidence shows once people have had a actual COVID, the original strain, they cannot get it again. Wow. So no one's getting it twice.

Well, I, I look that up. Yeah. Listen, according to this doctor, who's pretty smart. Well, I looked it up, the CDC said, there's no conclusive proof. Yeah. There's been no evidence that people have got it twice. And, and, but everybody says you can get it three,

four times and everybody says, I get it three or four times and Everybody said I my friend caught it. I know that show me the evidence This doctor was saying it's like chicken dogs once you get it you can't get it again Well, now I don't know and that may be missed information. I'm saying from a high-level doctor that who's on Rogan? Yeah, so my friend my friend had the booster why if I know three people My mom my sister and my I know some people who had the booster, well, I know three people, my mom, my sister, and my, I know some people who had the booster, the shots, they got COVID. Yeah.

And now, one of my friends got real sick, and the other one's fine. The other people were, I mean, it was tough, but just for two days. But this was their first time getting it. Yes. I do think for sure the vaccine will make your symptoms way less strong than they could be

But just let's be honest about it. Well, we didn't we stand that pill to come out. Yeah, what is that? What is supposed to be supposed to be soon? Yeah, yeah You said yeah, they say England already has it or something England has it and I do do those anti whatever Pills and Florida anti whatever pills in Florida. I saw this black guy. Just kind of jack black guy and he's getting on the plane. And I swear to God, we're in Kansas City and he's just got a mask and it's so mesh that I can see his whole face. I can see his mouth.

No, he's just sitting like that and he walks on and the flight is and goes, sir, you have to have a different mask. He goes, what? You have to have mask. I'm covering my mouth. So I can see. So I called out. So hilarious. Oh yeah. Well, I told you I get the post office, that you're, hey, man, you get some big black guy big fat guy. You're hitting me in a mask. He's all fucking grabs out. And who up there's like this? And I was just like, this better than the guys like I get what do you need man? Yeah, I just bump them. I got this. This is from Scott Hussing echo and Ramadi first-hand story of use

Reus Marines in Iraq suddenly a city and he gave this to me forward by major general James Livingston Let me see it. You know a metal of honor. Reus and story of the US. We got the guy in the city. Oh damn You know, a metal of honor. First hand story of the US women's and Irish, Dallas City. Oh, damn, that's, okay, what's personalized? Yeah. And I think you fucked up, because this says, for Joe Rogan, thanks for always supporting our veteran

tribe, and always sharing the great stories they need to hear. Keep up the fire, brother. Semper five. I gave it the wrong. No, that's frustrating. Can you please get me the one that was I'd like to see the message that was meant for me. I take that back and bring me the real one. I have that mask. I won't be sending this to Joe because he was not

going to read it. He gets 50,000 books. Yeah, he might. There's his office. He's got like a thousand books. Yeah. For... for joe roger buddy thanks man rejo rogan's copy and i'll send you a yeah and send you a send rogan mind echoing ramadi i think it's a best-seller i'd be happy to have for sure dentists do

all i gotta go and i went in for my cleaning guess what what cavity where i go to where i uh... no actually one one of my feelings that fell out one at the bottom Did they face them? Yeah, did it hurt? Yeah The cavity fucking they gave me the shot I've had like a root root canal and that shit didn't hurt at all. I got to feel nothing really you just opposite

But but the but the when he was like drilling Yes, dude, he goes he goes raise your hand if there's pain. I do that. I had to keep raising my hand I would he give you more shots like They put the shot a cane in your gun. He did give me that the shots and stuff like that But like he like because hate that usually when they give you the shots You're supposed to let that shit sink in and like ready for it. Yeah, he went right forward. I was like bro Let me fucking they check gum health to because you can get plaque below the gum line which causes problems Yeah, he was like it goes house your blood pressure. I was like I'm right now mine's not right

So he was like doing this little thing with it and I need to go last time We've been over that. I don't know. You guys gotta go just get it done. I'm just feel better now I can't eat sweets. I'm doing I'm not sugar in four weeks. You know me. I'm a fucking sugar I hurt. Yeah, if I eat sugar hurts my teeth. Well, you got a cavity. No, I know you got a boy. Lou wait You got strong genetics. I feel like your bones. It's the it's the back ones and I've had fillers on it I'm worried the fillers others. Yeah, yeah, that's the problem You know what I'm gonna say? It's a way to do anything. Oh, yeah, I mean I was I

Chipped my fucking crown. So I had to go in there. Hey, quick question since you're just there. Can they just put gold teeth over mine? Yeah. Instead of drilling? Wait, do they have to drill and then cap it? Yes, probably. Yeah, they have to.

Yeah, they have to do it. No, so they won't drill those shave that. And then put the gold fronts on? The shaving doesn't really hurt. It's the fucking drilling. I just want the drilling. Can I just put a gold drilling? He was doing it.

He was doing it. I just want a gold tooth on. Oh, Bob, I hear what they do. They're the fucking drill. I just want the drilling. Can I just put a goal? So he was doing it. He's just gonna go to the room. Oh, but here's what they do. They're gonna tear from the whole life. They're gonna have to, cause I've been to the dentist many times. What they gotta do now, is that you got some bacteria and you got some decay. So what we gotta do,

I'm sure you's on the nickname. We gotta get the old, we gotta get the decay out of there. Now there's a drill we gotta do. No, that's where they scrape, scrape. No, that's where they scrape. Yeah, I teeth are starting. We gotta get deep in there, I'm sorry. Now, there's a drill we gotta do. No, that's where they scrape. No, that's where they scrape. I'll teach their sons. We gotta get deep in there, I'm sorry.

Now, you got nerves. So what we're gonna have to do is deaden you up. It's gonna hurt anyway. We're gonna have to get the old drill. Zzzz. And we're gonna take all that. Get the whole room in the sleep. Get the whole room in the sleep.

But they don't do that, but they will numb you. Now, listen, it's gonna be all right. Then bring that. Bring it, guys. Bring it all in. Bring it all in. Bring it all in. Bring it all in. Bring it all in. Bring it all in. Bring that You're gonna watch it I have a great dentist. I got a great fucking dentist right near the other side. No, no hold on this guy You want somebody's been doing it a long long time?

Err dentist, you know my guy's been no, but I got a guy next to you dr. Shav's whose shav's shop you making the stuff he's got real shav's Shav's chavez chavez and he's got his mech skin.ves, shoves. And he's got, he's Mexican. He's Argentinian, hunter, a fucking... Why do you say shoves? He's as good as he gets. He's as good as he gets. I've been going to Asia.

I've been going to him for 20 years. I want to Asia. The mother fucker, the mother fucker. Everything he does is unbelievable. I want to Asian little small hands getting there. Okay, Bobbization. Listen to me, I've had a lot of dentist. I grew up overseas.

You know what stepmom was a dentist now? That's, I didn't know that. Yeah. So grew up as a kid went all the time. Okay, well that's terrible. No wonder you've been traumatized. Now, my guy, I don't get pain. See, this motherfucker knows how to do it.

Where he numbs your gum. Shoot you and I don't feel any. What part of the valley is he in the valley? He's right on, he's right on, on the merciline on fucking Ventura. He's right there. Okay, yeah. From you, he's right on he's right on mercy lane on fucking ventura. He's right Okay, yeah, he's from from you. He's 10 minutes at the most literally I think he's five minutes wins last time you had a cleaning dude 15 years. Yeah, I'll set it up. I'll set it up now my teeth Her now here's the thing

Because they're hurting red then they got to put a temporary cap on it. They got to put a temporary Yeah, they just put a gold cap on because they have to they have to mold a temporary cap on it. They got to just put a temporary cap. Yeah, they just put a gold cap on. No, because they have to mold it. They got to mold it. You got to mold it. Because you got to have to make sure there's nothing out of the problem with gold, is that when you bite down,

you got to shave that gold down. It's got to be perfect. So you just want to make sure you don't have any, you got your teeth got to fit. So there's a whole process to it. But you want to be like, hold on to it. He's got gold. I don't want gold in the front. I thought the two, I want pop it back. I'm going to it to it. I'm going to it, he's got gold. I'm going to it right now.

I'm going to it right now. I'm going to it right now. I'm going to it right now. I'm going to it right now. It takes off, Sting. You just went, oh, you just went, oh, I'm going to it right now. It's my crown cracked, so I have to.

Oh, that's the fuck. Now I'm gonna do, I'm gonna do Invisalign, but cool thing is you're not taking a mold, they just do a laser. You can do a Invisalign again. And then they order it and then I'm here. And my guy, Dr. Schof's the number one in viseline like Distributor in in some ways a viseline that like the little plastic words like the retainer. Yeah, yeah, you know

Where it makes you talk weird. Yeah, yeah, but who goes the dentist? You go like normal cat. You have nice. I don't remember the last time I was up a dentist I think why are they so white? I know You see the races as a kid. Yeah, I had braces when I was up at dentists. I think that was a kid. Why are they so white? I know, you see the white? Why are they so white? You see the traces of the kid? Yeah, I had braces when I was really young because I had a terrible overbite.

But I think that was a good one. Did you have to hold the melt carton by a button and shit like my brother? No, I didn't have a severe to the point. I had cousin two had to have the like, what was it called the head? The retainer thing? Yeah, the head gear.

Nerd alert. Yeah, they had to wear an eye. They had theer thing? Yeah, the headgear. The nerd alert. Yeah, they had to wear an eye. Rubber bands. They had the rubber bands. Yeah, that's Jay. Jay had all that. Jay, because his overbite was so bad he had to take a gallon of milk, put a button on it and string and hold it with his teeth for like exercises.

Oh, wow. Do you know how lucky we are? We have dentistry, like most people in the world up until very recently including in Britain and there's a there your teeth just sucked your teeth would just fall out I mean I watched this uh there's two documentaries on uh did you watch the 14 peaks or the out the alpinist there's them climbing mountains yeah oh you okay okay Okay. Is it where they get all the garing clang with the mountains? Well, the fucking. Nah.

The never-least guy who basically was like, all these guys climb out Everest, like all these like Westerners, who's carrying their shit? Who's carrying the shippers? It's the shippers. Yeah. And they're just my shipper.

They're my shipper. They never have a name. So this guy who was in the British, he went for the Gurka special forces, which is like, you know, they work with the British, you know, special forces. So the Sherpas that each base can't. The one that lead the whites up the mountain. Yeah, and he was the first Gurka to be invited into the SAS, like the special air service, like Delta.

With Sherpa. The complete badass. The Sherpa. Yeah, a badass, a badass. In Sherpa though. When are you Sherpas? He's a Sherpa, I thought. He leads him up the mountain. Yeah, badass. The Sherpa. Yeah. I'm sure. You're a Sherpa, though. You're a Sherpa? When are you a Sherpa? He's a Sherpa, I thought. He leads him up the mountain.

Yeah. He's a Kirk. Oh, I thought you were saying Brian was a Sherpa. He was an Apple. These guys went into the Kirk. They know that mountain. They walked the back of their hand. You can't climb that without them. So, so they did his V.O. Max.

They did this thing at the British Special Force thing when they trained this. And they've never seen anything like it. They've never seen anyone. Is white blood cells just through the room? Yeah, because he lives on it. Yeah. So they've never seen any one test like that. They had this thing where the best guy last to find two seconds. He lasted three minutes. He could have kept going and they looked at like how he can deal with oxygen. They've never seen anything like it. So, so, so, so, you got to to live up there. There are 14 there are 14

peaks that you that that and one guy Ryan whole Metzger who is this famous mountain near climbed now you you K2 which is the tallest peak in the world or in Pakistan actually. Yeah. You have a 25% chance of dying. So one in four people die. Climate. Why? Avalanche's all kinds of crazy shit can happen. And mainly the weather kicks up, you get stuck up there all night. Great time. You're stuck, you're fucked. Get stuck up there all night. You have no desire to do anything to you. You're kidding? Why? Why? The worst thing in the world. So somebody climbed 14 and it took them 16 years. Like that's like a big deal. So this Sherpa who then became an SAS guy. Because his wife

was saying, I knew he was crazy. He was the only Gerka to ever become a special force to the guy in the British Special SAS. And he goes, I'm gonna climb all 14 peaks in seven months. By himself? No, he had a team of Sherpas. Sherpas. He had his all his blood to Sherpas, all his boys. So Sherpas look like,

Janet, they're really small. They're small and kind of thick, but they're small. They're like Ewoks of the mountain. They're not big. Ewoks of the mountain. No, they're like Ewoks. Super's of the Ewoks.

They're there. You're racist, but still, they're like Ewoks. No, it's okay. No, you need them to get out due to Ewoks to get people around and start watching. But bring up the guy from 14 peaks. It's like he's,

you'd see him in, you'd see that guy smile on the beanie? Yeah, your life is in his hands. Meanwhile, they're carrying like 100 pounds. But that guy kills it. But they can carry out. They can carry 100 pounds on their back all the way up. It's good nuts.

No, it's insane. Hold on, wait. There was a scroll down chin. What did they got on their back right there? Right there in the blue. Yeah, so they, that's what they carried. They're carrying your fucking couch. And they put it on their head.

Dude, see how he's carrying it like that? So it was like, hey dude, I'll climb it, but I need to run. Why do you know that's what's in there? Bro, they carry it all the time. That's why you need oxygen tanks. You need water, you need food, you need every coffee. And dude, and in the, in 14 peaks, they came across dudes who were dying.

They were stuck up in the mountain. Yeah, and you even have to go back up there. No, they don't have to go back up there, but sometimes it's, I don't want to give it too much rest. Who's the guy? This is the, this is the, this is the mother This is the guy. That's the motherfucker right there. That's the crazy dude. And when he went up K2 they go,

there are avalanches, three people have already died, you can't do it and he goes, I'll go up at one in the morning when that ice is concrete. And he goes up there. Meanwhile, there's footage of that Chinese trying to save a guy and he won't leave him behind because he fought in Iraq. He fought in Afghanistan with us. Yes. Yes. And got shot and all that, but he's a complete fuck.

I don't need to watch it. I don't need to watch it now. He kind of covered it. I think you'd love it. I think anybody would like to. I can't cover it, dude. He's trying to save this dude. And they go like this and he's trying,

I'm giving a lot of this away, but he's trying to save the guy. And they go, they go, you hear his hurt shirt up guy say in in Nepal easy goes You got to leave him brother or we're all gonna die You can't there's no more oxygen left and you see him let him go you see him let his he goes I've never left anybody behind and he you see him let him go it was fucking crazy Wow, but the point to your point seven months of like he climbed all 14 peaks in seven months, which Seven months of like he climbed all 14 peaks in seven months, which Ranhall, massacre did it in 16 years. It's on It's friendly. It's shit. He's so nice. Well, they went up and rescued a dude

So they they were on their way and this fucking guy was stuck up there They last time the helicopter they never done it. They were terrified the helicopter latches them on like this Picks them up Brings them out to their you know this fucking crazy place. They see the dude They wait with him all fucking night with oxygen, you know, cause you'll die without the oxygen. And then they get him out, they get him out somehow.

And it was fucking out. I should have no desire to do. None, I have zero. I like that shit, but that's not appealing. I have no idea. It's cool to see someone do it though. That's your thing. That's your thing.

Well, the other one is the alpinist where I'm watching this fucking alpinist and how Alex Humboldt is like, well, the only crazier guy than me, the only guy who does the craziest shit, he was this 25 year old guy, and you see what he does, you watch what he does, and you just go, so you have no ropes,

and you're climbing, oh, you're climbing all the hardest that people say is impossible. Oh, and then, and then I'm not gonna say how it ends, but he dies for sure. I mean, he died. He died. All the hardest people say is impossible. That's kids are fucking nice. And then I'm not gonna say how it ends, but. He dies for sure. I mean, he died. He died. He died.

Hey, what happened? What happened to hype on Squid Game? It's not even in the popular like trending thing on Netflix now. I think you've made it around. Yeah, it's just over. There's so many people watching it. It was so high for you for a while. Just over.

Everybody watched it. You know, I got a link in for some to watch last time, like, what happened to Squid Game? I think now it's that 14-peaks thing, right? I think that's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the,

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Yeah. Meanwhile, you're not gonna wanna die that way. It's gonna suck. Yes, you don't even shit about, yeah, I guess it just got so hyped that people are over it now. Can I see your tattoo now? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, we can see it now. It's still pretty juicy. Well, it's a little dry now. Ooh. It's a little dry now. It's very green. Who is that? That's Boston. Okay.

And then Tiger's up here. I can't pull it off. What's that? He's a zombie, because he says, Trombie. Oh, dude, I could see his brain. Yeah. All right, so that's your son. Yeah, then Tiger's here as a zombie.

I'm not mad at him. That's cool. Yeah. I'm not mad at him. Because every morning he says, Trombie, you can say, zombie. So he got Tiger up here in the Boston right here. That's a little disturbing, but in a good. Yeah. All right. Yes, here's crazy. That guy dance Smith is so fucking good. Can't really see it now because it's healing.

He's a cute zombie. Yes, cute as fuck zombie. Got a brain matter showing. He's zombie dude. All right. Chambie. Yeah. It's pretty good. Was that taking a while? No. No. Easy statue tattoo I've ever got. But Dan Smith has such a light touch. Wow. Yeah, I didn't barely felt it. Yeah, he's great. He's taken longer. He's done my last like,

Did you watch the fight? Dan Smith is. This thing? Did he post it? Oh, you guys post it yet? I don't think we posted it. There's no. Look at that boy right there.

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So stupid. I hate to put you in. It looked like there was a lot of that sort of what you talk about with, with where, where inexperienced fighters just keep clacking. I don't think it's an experience. I think it, Jesus Christ. I think it was, uh, because, um, they fought each other before and they knew the strength of each one.

It's tough and rematches, man. It's like when I fought Andre Olaski, we're training partners. So you get a boring fight. I know what the other one wants to do really well. You know what, you think he knows what you're going to do. So you're tentative. That was my takeaway from it. I was like, and the first five rounds, like, holy shit, fellas.

I thought Willie was going to go for a broke because his back was against wall. He's lost five fights in a row. So it's like, come on, dude, he really didn't. And then, thank God it ended like this because it would have hurt Jake Paul's stock so bad if it would have went to decision like that for eight rounds. Like, it was rough. That knocked out horrible.

Horrible. Horrible. But now it's off to the races for Jake Paul. Now you're getting big, big boy names. Yeah. You're getting, you know, the, the Diaz is the Conor McGregors, Horey Mosvidal's, Anderson Silva's,

everyone's coming after him now. Now you're getting the big, yeah, yeah. Cause you got their attention. You do that to Hall of Famer and Woodley, you're getting their attention. Yeah. So now it's off to the races for Jake Paul.

Now everybody wants a piece of that. Now, now people are going to play ball. He's calling out everybody. Now he's, now people are going to play ball everybody now he's now people want to play ball with the who is that who would you put him up right now for what's what fight would you like to see yeah I would love a nate I think the nate Diaz build up be fantastic it would right I think whoever he picks he's gonna be an underdog next he's got a tough

I think the worst case center for him is we in I think he's the highest on their odds to fight next the worst case to be interesting silver I don't think he's being an Anderson. Yeah. Anderson just beat Julio Cheva's junior who's a multi-time world champion. That'd be a nightmare for him. Anderson's very slow. Oh shit. Be a nice one. But they you know I guess Logan was potentially was fight uh Anderson Paul or Anderson Silva. I knew that for you know um that was supposed to go down so they say Anderson was the most like the next guy. I don't like that for him.

I don't think it's the big of a draw as like a Diaz or McGregor. But the thing is with McGregor and Diaz, the Dana Weitz going to have to play ball and he hates Jake Ball. But I do think Dana realizes that that is, they're going to do it regardless. So he might as well cash in on it. Yes. So I think he allows one of those two to do it.

Can they, can they, can someone like me Diaz retire from the UFC and nope he cannot. Nope. You have to fight at your contract. Wow. Because if you if you just retire your contract it's frozen. How many fight you have left? One more. Like oh I think because he didn't fight it goes it prolongs it. So it's tough to if you don't fight just prolongs the contract so he wants to fight in January So good fighting January and then you know fight Jake you know quarter two of 2022 like if like I'm retired, right It didn't terminate my contract if I came back tomorrow's okay. I'm back the UFC owns my Contract I still have I think three fights on there so you never get out of it until you fight out of it You want to fight? How many? Yeah. How many fights do you want me? What? Like on a fight. Sorry. What? Usually they do six fight deals.

Six, oh, they lost for six fights. So you can't jump around it elsewhere. Yeah. Um, it's just about France. France says one fight left on his contract. They wanted to renegotiate. He was like, now you, uh, you can pay me more money. So he's risking it now. He's paying Sarah gone, and he's hoping, once he becomes champ, he'll have more leverage to either negotiate with the UFC, and get paid big bucks. Or he wants to jump ship and fight like Tyson Fury.

That's his plan. That'd be it, that's amazing. I don't advise it, but I got into his agent, but I'm like, I don't like that for him, man. He's like, but I know the pay's good, I just don't like it, but I got into his agent, but I'm like, I don't like that for a man. I was like, but I know the pays good. I just don't like that for him. No. V, how was McGregor able to do that? May weather fight. Because Dana and the UFC were co-promotors. The UFC has to be in on it.

And I think Dana, he's such a smart dude, he's gonna, it's gonna happen. I guarantee you Jake fights Nate Diaz and Connor McGregor. Now, Dana can play hardbonger. Nope, we don't want to be part of it. And Conor and Nate only have one or two fights left on our contract. Okay. So you can have him fight and do their thing and then when they get out, that fight's happening, dude.

It's fun, Dana. It's gonna happen for a girl. Might as well do under my wife. Might as well get a piece of this shit. Conor's interesting because he's much smaller, guys. 190 right now. He's 190 now. Yeah, I was dead.

What does that do to his speed and his, I don't know. Yes, yeah. And his endurance. Yeah, no. He's always had an issue with endurance. That's a problem. And, but I do think Jake can crack.

I do think Jake's next fight, whoever it is, he's me an honor dog for the first time. Well, when I see about Jake, that's like really, when he gets in there, he just throws that, blah, blah, blah, and he's just explosive. Yeah, speed, yeah. At some point, these people with disrespect, I was like, yeah, at some point, you gotta give the kids some respect. really when he gets in there, he just throws that bop bop bop and he's just explosive. Just speed. Yeah.

And some of these people with disrespect, I was like, that's some point. You have to give the kids some respect. He's four no. He's knocked out every pony in his face. Look at any, I challenge you. Any box or Floyd, Tyson Fury, Mike Tyson, look at their first four fights. Right. Jake has fought tougher opponents than anybody else in the world at four no.

Correct. And knocked them out, dude. At a high level like what In front of millions of people get into the ring. He trains really hard. He gets in the ring in front of all those people and puts it all in Life say whatever you want. Yeah, you do that. That's fucking hard to do and scary. Yeah, some point you gotta give them some credit with I do and he started three years ago. Mm-hmm. Yeah, dude. He was terrible. Three years ago, he was terrible. He said, wilders started late in the game too, right?

Uh, Tommy Fury did. Wilders started when he's like 21, 22. Oh, he's... He's... Have you waits different though? Have we, you can get a lot, a way around him? He's taken it very seriously. Oh, okay.

And I think his brother is too, right? Isn't Logan Trent? Logan a little different. Jake's doing, you know, really wants to try out. Jake's one of them. Logan's looking for the Mike Tyson's, the Conners. That's it. He's not fighting anybody else since there's a huge payday.

Yeah. He's not trying to the best matchup. He's just tough as guy, biggest name, most money. Yeah. Jake's looking for an actual career. Is Jorge Mosvidol a nightmare for Jake? Tough fight. Yeah.

Tough fight. But Mosvidol's not happening less the UFC plays balls, but because, you know, he's tied up in that contract, but Nate Nate is a lot of fun Nate's had a lot of experience against guys who crack. It's great fight Yeah, and just the build up them talking shit. That'd be fine Or yeah, at some point you gotta give Jake his doom, man You gotta give me I mean you can hate on you maybe Zantix on YouTube. I get it I get it.

I get it. At some point, flatline, woodly like that, a UFC bonafide, first ballot hall of Famer. I don't think you're fuck who you are. And you're fourth fight. You know what I'm saying that is? That's nuts, though. And we're not talking about like a TKO. I'm talking flatline.

You don't remember flatline, like F or Sir? Also in the latter part of the fucking sixth round, I think it was was and then throwing that just just having the balls to throw that thing open your So the thing that show time needs to do. I'm sure they're gonna edit on below the belt Cuz I said this but the thing show time is do is put on a better card Those are shit do give my fucking money back. Oh the card I didn't see the tears Frank Gore versus Darren Williams and be it they. They were. That was round. That was crazy.

You had two guys who were like 20 and 0, but they fought cupcakes and split decisions, ship fight. I thought the girls, the girls are monster, but she's the biggest favorite on the cards. So you know she's going to win. So you're kind of doing that with that. They just got to put on a better overall card for the money.

Does Jake give Tyson, Tommy Fury fits? He's passed that. Tommy Fiery's the easiest fight you'd ever have. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. That's a waste of time. This was a much tougher fight than Tommy Fury. Me, Bob, he did. I just didn't see Tyron. It just looked like he just wasn't. I just think he's been over fighting for a long time in a way good for him i don't know it's that i just again i think something when you read about you guys fucking tough to you you know what he's looking for like beating uh... harbors and beating the the knockout was back to no beating that's what i mean

the ship before that punch is shit get hit like that you're mad me ball yeah he was he yeah mainly because he called me with a shady ding grin on his face right after the, uh, because you were going for Jake Paul. No, I just, well, I just know it, I don't really carry the way. It's entertaining to me. I don't like Jake Paul.

But he knows it. No, no, no, I wasn't mad. I was more in a disbelief and shock at what I witnessed. Like it was, I think it's a conspiracy. No, no. I think that was a fair, he won that fair. My guy at Starbucks goes, bro won that fair. Whoever said that. My guy at Starbucks goes, bro, come on.

Whoever said that. My guy at Starbucks says, come on bro. Lower your hand. How long have you been fighting? Oh, excuse me. Did he? Make my fucking drink so I can get out of here, so I don't have to do this.

Wow, dude, throw it and let. Oh, throw it from his hip. Yeah, and you think he wants to be a mean face down ass up? Yeah. That's what you think you would agree to. Uh-huh. Why do people think that? Because they don't want those?

No, because they don't want to give Jake the... That's right. They don't want to give him credit. God, that's right. They're trying everything they can to not give him credit. Yeah. Same thing with Logan Floyd. They're doing whatever they can to not give him whatever they want.

Whatever they can to not give him whatever they want. Because people like that are threatening. They're threatening because they, what they're doing. He's fucking up the ecosystem of boxes. They're doing the impossible too, box. They're doing impossible to their goal for something and people that can't dream like that go Oh, oh, oh, yeah, they did that to you with standup. Oh, yeah, I mean I'm just keep going in the ventry. They're like, I you Eventually they'll get exhausted well those haters have no work ethic. Yeah, so eventually it if they had a work ethic

They wouldn't be hating. So eventually, they just, they're just trying something that nobody's done before and you're really going for something. What happens is the people that don't have the, you remind people that they should be doing that and they don't like that. What they do is they try to like bring you down

and they don't get it. Well, also, it's like, where are you getting your information that you believe it was rigged or fixed? Well, they're not. Where are you getting your information that you believe it's it was rigged or fixed? Like, where are you getting that? But they're not. They have no backbone. There's no info. Yeah, where's the info? Like, where it helps them deal with his. No one, no one that's ever done anything from Steve Jobs to

Albert Einstein, whoever none of those people have ever not received tremendous criticism. Oh, criticism, they begin. Naturally. I'm actually salty. Yeah, I get that. those people have ever not received tremendous criticism. They begin to. That's what I mean. I actually sold to criticism. I get that. It's just like, okay, if you're gonna say that,

where's your information? You don't have to, you know. You don't have to, these things. You know, I'm gonna ask everybody said, I know so many people who were like, this is never gonna work, Tesla's a shit company. It's gonna go down. He got a bunch of government subsidies.

And there's one thing after another. The electric car's never gonna work. And he was like, shout out, shout out, shout out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep saying it. He got a bunch of government subsidies. And there's one thing after another. The electric car's never gonna work and he was like, shut up, shut up, shut up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep it going. And someone has to do it. Somebody, he was the guy. Because obviously he knows something that, you know. Oh, he's brilliant, dude.

And he's just, he has many things he believes. Yeah. Like me and Lex, for even a little time about that, we're talking, who goes, do you think Rogan's club can be like the comedy store of Austin? I go, you know, if anyone can do it to him, it's just tough because you don't have the same,

you know, group of guys that are in town, you know, all the time, Monday through fucking Thursday, like, you don't have that, but if anybody's gonna get it done, it's Rogan. And Freeman said the same thing, he goes, yeah, it's cause he was the similarities between Rogan and Elon Tesla, the similar stream Elon and Rogan is they believe He was in it's so powerful dude. He goes in my business. You find someone who believes they do crazy shit

Oh, you be a fool to hate on him for doing this club. Rogan. Yeah, it'll take a big Yeah, no, it's games that match. Where'd you see the Crazy What do you see the? It's not so crazy. What do you got, Chin? How's that neck, Chin? Where's your neck, baby? By the way, did you really quickly before you did? Did you see that? That it was on Sports Center, that black dude who just,

I think it must've been a football player who was in a suit and a tie and just walks up to 675 cold and just goes, oh yeah, yeah, he just lifted it. I was like, you gotta see that. It's on ESPN. Yeah, yeah. Are there any Instagram handle or where? Yeah. Oh, I think Mark is going to sports center on Instagram. I think it is. And I was like, I'm sorry. He curled 675? No, he just, he just did like it was a roll of business.

Yeah, he got this guy right there no now you know he has his after he realized that the weapons uh... six and five that's the i don't know now this is that now it wasn't even like that now nothing like that where the fuck is a

more mark the post it that i'm gonna mark there is there is there is right, right there, right there. Watch this, watch this. You guys jacked. Someone says, sir, you forgot the struggle. Jesus Christ.

I'm sorry, sir. I'm sorry. Is he wearing rings, though? Is that rings? I got a jacket adjust right now. I didn't even just walked out there. Yeah, let me not know why it's dancing I'm looking out look at how close this I'm sorry I'm a watch

Yeah, he's jacked, but you just still you're like I'm so much what how much is it 65? I mean the bar bends he's just like me let me just pick the shit up. That's nuts. Yeah He probably saw guys in football Not really no That's weird All right, what do you got you? All right here we go So recently it was uh...

this information was released where lee harvie as well was in contact with a member of the k gd for two months before the shooting uh... and cia was told a year prior that russia was trying to pay a hit man any hit man a hundred thousand dollars to kill the president so that these are from these are from official government files from the white house that by the has to release

he held some back again but he's forced release of to sembar twenty twenty two it's apparently those have the juicy detail well he or he was well had been in cuba cuba yet so he and we and he was definitely a communist yet but they they have, they have the phone conversations on paper of them agreeing to a fee to take out JFK, which is interesting. Well, wait, you said they have to release this on in 2022.

The rest of it. It was that like a thing that was said like back in the day. Yeah. In the year 2022. And Trump wanted to release all of them when he first got into office. He promised to release all of them. He went through and went, I can't release all of them. he first got off yeah he promised to resolve them he went through went i can't really solve them

it's gonna it's gonna fuck the public up uh... the thing is so i'm so curious what else is in there and i but then then you got the jack ruby and the mafia connection you have was the same jian khana yeah who is involved like what are the new world's mafia you there's so much i go into and then have you seen uh... what's his name? Oh, what's his fucking name?

That's the JFK movie. Stone. All of Stone. He has a documentary on HBO right now. Fantastic. Really? Do they have the doctor that got his hands for it to the autopsy?

First on JFK and goes, so he's on record saying, without a doubt, a bullet came through the front shot him in the neck. Without a doubt. Without a doubt. A a day later after FBI just talked to him is uh... listen I went too fast it's not that's just they did a trachea I didn't see that it would come through the front but he held his throat oh yeah you see him do this and then the magic bullet that they found they said it came from when they were doing CPR and JFK, they said the bullet that shung the back while they're doing CPR fell out. I found it the, no, not chance.

Now they had a forensic guy going there like that. But the bullet was in perfect condition. Yeah, though, it doesn't work like that. Uh-huh. Yeah. And then also through the doctor's optopsy, the first one, get his hands on him, to get his hands on him, you were saying the shot came and blew up the back. Like, the, all points signs that was all from the front.

One from the back, two from the front. But then they said, it's the only time when autopsy history ever, where the FBI agents were in there with the doctor doing the autopsy, tell him what to do. First time ever, usually they're not allowed in there. And then his original files in the autopsy, they were burned. Why were they burned? He goes, it had the autopsy, they were burned. Why were they burned? He goes,

it had the presence of blood all over him. I didn't want it to be like a keep-sake for some insane person out there. So we had to get rid of them. It's so strange, dude. Damn. So weird. The whole thing is very interesting.

Oh, it's so fascinating. Oh, you can get hit. I was, there's a guy who I know who has done enough of that, special force guy, said, you you can get hit like when you get hit this way You're you're you're explode explode out. Yeah, so it doesn't necessarily mean you get hit this way because you can get hit in the back of the head And it'll slow backwards because it creates a vacuum So it goes in and goes and the vacuum blows about that That's all fine explain the bullet to the front. Oh, I mean, please explain it.

And then the magic bullet, they were showing the path that the originally said happened, through the neck, went through the back and they were saying the magic bullet and they were showing the trap, the trajectory of it. That went through him, through the other guy and do his leg, that I get just insane. Like it's just common science that this would never happen.

So for the public to believe that this magic bullet did all this He's like it's insane, right, and these are like experts on it. He just doesn't make any sense So everyone's just waiting so so what do they think there was a there was a rifle team? They yeah, they think it was a team. Yeah, they think it was a team and From what they're kind of saying that those documents come out in 2022 of December, as CA had something to do with it. But rifles are so loud, wouldn't people have heard? They did, and they noticed on the grassy knoll,

they ran this way towards JFK, not back. Bring that up, Chin. Really? Yeah, they, and then they all say, they heard shots. Behind them. So they duck and then run forward. And then they said they saw two men running into the train tracks. Wow

It's so interesting. I mean the grassy no people ran away That was a spot to like the to the right to the right. Yeah, yeah, where they had the we could sign up for other shit. Uh-huh It's really interesting What if there's a video on YouTube of it? It's really interesting. What if there's a video on YouTube of it? See, by my joy of witness, the area from where shots were fired. I witness this. And then also, what else is interesting is the umbrella man.

The umbrella man, he said he had the umbrella up because it was a protest against something JFK's dad did. It makes no sense. But it's very strange that he would open and close down Bella and they think he was signaling to them that it was. Like giving them the yellow. So interesting, they got passed away now, but.

It's so far. It's so interesting. The most interesting is the doc do the autopsy, changing all his shit, it's so strange. Like why would you do all that, dude? Yeah. Yeah. They said FBI agents were in there and they changed it's so strange. Like, why would you do all that, dude? Yeah. Yeah. They said the FBI agents were in there

and they changed it so many times. I get the chaos of that where everybody's in there, I get the chaos. And a lot of shit can get lost in translation and chaos. But the doctor who passed away now, his best friend, they worked together on all these surgeries. And he said, over the years, I always brought it up. He always shot it down and we shot it down.

And they said, one day we had done doing like a seven hour procedure, and we're in the years, I always brought it up. He always shot it down and we shot it down. And they said, then one day we had done doing like a seven hour procedure. And we're in the surgeon's, like, hang out here, getting coffee. And he was, come on, man. What'd you see? Like, I know you didn't say it on the thing. What'd you see? And he looked down and goes, without a doubt, someone shot him for the front. He was without a doubt.

And that guy was his best friend. And he just felt forced to live that lie, which he hated for the rest of his life. Which was somebody said talent people, but it came out. The government told him, like, this is how it went down. And he's like, no, it didn't. And then he's on record saying it when the FBI went for some. The next day, he even said, hey, well, that's what he said.

He said, he told his best friend he was. They came to me and this is this is this near the fuck. He passed away now, but his best friend still lives. So, but then that raises the question, but see, because now it was at the mafia. It wasn't the CIA. It wasn't so I think all of them. I think it's a combination. They all had one agenda. You think Lyndon B Johnson also had they fucking hated each other. And Lyndon B Johnson ties to everything's insane. Yeah, he was a nefarious guy. Yeah, that dude terrible person. So then so then the theory would go that Lynn and Johnson

worked with the CIA groups in the CIA who were embarrassed by the payout they have pigs operation higher mercenaries How do we do this? Let's get Sam J. and Connor who got him Sam J. and Connor who got him elected And then his brother Bobby ended up going after the mafia double time So he had an axe to grind so they knew that they had people they actually extort him out of Texas out of the United States Came back in through New Orleans. Yeah, they will they so maybe the CIA But Harvey Oswald was also we know he was in Cuba and C.I.A. But Harvey Oswald was also we know he was in Cuba and he made a G.P. and spent time rush and they have on the phone agreeing to the compensation to take him out. Right. So now I'm confused, but but then what's the use I think he was part and he's a escape because you can't be like oh mafia Took him out and then not have anybody to take the fall. So you have Harvey the way I do it is I would have also his gun was like a rent again. It's not even like a proper. You could have Harvey Oswald do it and then you could have another assassination team do it too. It's too complicated because then who

hired that assassin team. Right. So this would so did harm the Harvey Oswald pull the trigger then or I don't think so. He's a student. He's the he's the fall guy. But what was he like there? And then what he worked there he worked there he was never There's no there's no evidence that he was ever up in the tower weren't his fingerprints on the gun sure Sure that we know of they don't know Oh, it's interesting. He was in the commentary at the time and there's multiple witnesses go We went down and up the stairs and he was never there. He was in the commissary at the time during the assassination. He didn't know it was going on.

Why did he run away though? Yeah, I don't know who knows. It's all interesting. It's so fascinating. I can't wait for those other papers to get this. Because sometimes all these all the situations are unfolding in on each other. I'm trying to figure out what then is the theory.

What's the most plausible theory? Mafia, Mafia on the other, him and his brother were cracking down super hard in the Mafia. Landon B. Johnson and the rest of them were all intertwined. They all hang out at the same speak easy. Oh, all of them in the Mafia. Johnson and Jeff K. Fucking hated each other.

They wouldn't talk. They hated each other. They just disdain for each other. They wouldn't talk. They hated each other. They hated each other. Distained for each other. Wow. Interesting man. I think it's a combination of everything. As well as the fall guy, but he was also down for the cause. The mafia orchestrated, funded it.

CIA was like, yeah, here's what's happening. Get him out of here. It's so interesting. Well, we have my favorite conspiracy. I doubt it. Didn't there's always a chance that it was... Is there a chance it was Lee Harvey Oswald? And it was just him?

Like, what are the chances of that versus all this? It was so strange. Why would Jack Ruby shoot him? That's really weird. Why would Jack Ruby? And then also fucking mob. Mafia guy. And then also Jack Ruby and the Harvey Oswald,

they Jack Ruby goes, if you want the full story interview me, and they're like, we're fine. He's like, no, no, I'm in prison. I'm down to tell you what really happened. And they never interviewed me. No one ever gave them a chance. They're obviously dead of cancer.

Dead of cancer all of a sudden well that's a weird thing too so here's my here's what's really weird to me about the jack ruby thing the narrative was that he was so upset for Jackie that he wanted to avenge her not come on which is really should right unless he was a patriot he was dying of cancer and he was like fuck it I'm going out with a bang and he was that angry but then his title they try to use his ties to the mafia he owned the number one nightclub all the mafia guys went to and he was like, fuck it, I'm going out with a bang and he was that angry. But then his time will try to use his ties to the mafia. He owned the number one nightclub. All the mafia guys went to and he was part, he was like a low level mafia guy.

And then the cops just allowed him to hang around the station. And the cops were also hung out that mafia club. What are you doing there? Yeah, the whole thing is fucking really weird. It's so strange. It's so fascinating. And then he was putting jail in a diet of cancer without able to speak to anybody What kind of cancer kills you that quickly though? How long was he in jail? I don't know how long was Jack Ruby and jail?

Yeah, find that out Also remember Harvey Lea Oswald. Let's say you were a super anti JFK a month after his tumors a month after So he's a spread to his brain and liver after his tumors a month after. So, he's a spread to his brain and liver. So, let's say you are super anti-America, anti-JFK. If you're Lee Harvey Oswald, you're telling me you wouldn't take credit for it?

At any point, you wouldn't be like, yeah, if I could be. What do you mean? Oh. He never admitted to the murder. Yeah. Anytime when they rest him, he was on record. And I didn't do that. Yeah, so it's like why would he admit it?

He never admitted. He admitted is what you're saying. Yeah, so it's like why would he admit it is what you're saying? Yeah, like that. Well, we know we killed, you know, we know we definitely killed him, but so we had it. How did Jack Ruby? What was the cancer? He died in 67. I feel alone, like a Warren commission.

Have you read the Warren Commission report? Oh, yeah, yeah. The what? The Warren Commission report. That's, yeah. The what? The Warren Commission report. That's the commission they put together to figure out if there was more than one shooter on the Kenny assessor. And it's, dude, the way they did that, it's such a crocus shit. What?

Just to help Johnson and everyone orchestrate all that, like it's such a crocus shit. It's like four years. Sort of. Johnson and everyone or straight all that like it's such a crock of shit So like four years started he was in there for four years roughly So it was never allowed to talk claim he was he was destroyed over the president's assassination What would come I mean it is possible he was such a loved guy and he knew he was dying and he was like fuck this man Right He was such a loved guy and he knew he was dying and he was like fuck this man, right? I think that's a possibility. Right. No, no, no, good. I do. I think it's a possibility. Jacob Rubinstein. Says, I may believe he killed Oswald to keep him from revealing a larger conspiracy.

And in his trial, Ruby denied the charge, maintaining that he was acting up. Patriotism in March, 1946 found guilty and since the death of three four years. of patriotism in March 1946 found guilty in sense the death. So three, four years. Well, while he was on this first trial with the dough, I was acting out of patriotism. I can see that. I can see that. I really can't.

He's dying and he's like, you fucking killed my president. Fuck this. You know, I'm going out with a bang. I can see that. There are people who really feel very strongly about that stuff. So.

In 1908, the House of Leckomay on assassination include in pre-Lermary reports that came, it was probably assassinated as a result of a conspiracy. That may have involved multiple shooters and organized crime. Committee finds as with the findings of the Warren Commission continue to be disputed.

And that's when he transitioned into a female gymnast Is that a big up there? Wow, that's Jack Ruby Took first place even with cancer. That's impressive. I would have sketched in it. It's fucking fascinating. Yeah Yeah, it is cool so Louisie K just Released his newest stand-up special on his website and people were upset because while they were watching uh... the recent episode of snl the very first ad break was an advertisement that we bought

for his special so you know mbc has to greenlight that yeah so you know a lot of people were initially mad at snl and then people pointed that out that nbc is a one we have to know he's a writer satellite for you know and then people pointed that out, that NBC is the one. We also know he was a writer in a set of our life for years. Yeah. Yeah. A set of our life alumni, he was a lead writer for many years. Yeah.

I watched, I watched, and it was mad. Really, I wanted to watch it, didn't get me. I liked it. It's refreshing. You kind of just, I mean, fucking goes up there and just, I saw some jokes. He's hilarious. Yeah, it's so funny.

That's all some slang jokes. Yeah. Okay. That was funny. It was funny. That's all some slang jokes. Yeah. Okay. That was funny. It was funny. It was funny. It was funny. It was special. Yeah. Super beast. Yeah. And then Trevor Noah is currently undergoing a lawsuit with a surgeon where he is claiming that his surgeon that specializes in elbows and I believe specializes in elbows and I believe hips somehow left him sick so or lame and disabled after his surgery in the later part of 2020 It is not currently disclosed what he had done a lot of people were speculating that maybe it was a cosmetic procedure

But his surgeon actually only does does not do any cosmetic procedures So we're thinking he has an issue with his arm right now or his knee, and now he's like permanently. And that's the surgeon right there. Yeah. What I fucked up is. Fuck up enough to have a lawsuit. Yeah, that can't be good.

Damn. Are you ready? Sorry for that, man. Oh, so a fan was at Adolfin's game with his girlfriend where he planned to propose to her. And when the proposal goes up on the jumbo tron, they then pan over to the girlfriend where she's sitting alone because the guy is gone. It's speculated that maybe he was at a concession stand he was the rest crew. I guess he didn't know the exact moment they were gonna play this video but I was just there. The proposal video went up. It was just

her sitting alone. I can't over, shock, that her boyfriend was nowhere. Oh, fuck. Oh, Harriet. That poor guy. He's just getting a fucking hot dog. It's a nightmare. Let's just give her actually a girl to ask Mary at a dog. Yeah.

You already asked him to trouble with that shit. Yeah, I mean the dog was weird. I always find that weird. Yeah, they weren't selling a real. Because there are a lot of examples where the girls like I can't she runs out. I saw some dude on World Star and yeah, I think it was Japan or Korea's this girl, the mario. Yeah, like this whole car and gifts and she said no man, he freaked out. Oh, it's like smashing the car and shit. I'm sure that's

a little embarrassing. First of all, why you got to go that hard? Well, for a proposal. I know I know that's the culture over there I don't know just go ahead and do it It's a grassland, it's a big thing Yeah, it's an egg You only know the videos and public ride Yeah Jumbo Tron and shit

That's a... What did she get, Jen? So there was a video of Hitman Hollow who is a cast member on Wild and Out that went viral over the weekend because it was a video uh... him and his girlfriend cinnamon on their anniversary where she was jacking them off they were having sex and he was putting it online under his close friends

story which is basically a list compiled by the user where it's people that they want to see this but like specific status why would you send your friends you can jacked off? Yeah, I don't know that's why I'm so confused He then had to later come out say you know what it's all fun and games That's fine, but let's clear a few things up one my girlfriend did know about it. She's on my close friends Well, she actually green-lit it. She also knows everyone on my close friends list So she's okay with everybody seeing that see this video Chan they took it down so fast, but I found a few screenshots

Had a real one. Yeah, it's very but also it was blurry I give you sent me Chris a snap of you You're going to be off of it. Hey, dude. Don't send these, you know, I mean, so this is one of it This was a video and the user had blew out the dick, but it's his girlfriend jacking him off, and then there is another video that he does. I guess there are a bunch of stories that were posted. He put a very tiny video of like him

fucking his girlfriend from a higher point of view. I mean, obviously he's proud of what he's working with and he's also proud of what he's working with. My thing is, I don't know anyone personally who would do this and put the, like, of you. I mean obviously he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's working with and he's proud of what he's working with and he's proud of what he the individuals and they all get off I think they swing it shit what they're going to be doing to each other the next time around that's what it feels like to me all right I don't know I think there's no video here no they took the video down by the time I was trying to find it but if you look at his story you can see there are quite a few little dots all right well weird he's obviously and now Twitter was in a frenzy and he was like the hottest topic. All the girls were thirsting at it.

Get for him, I never heard of him, and now we're talking about him. Yeah. I love wanting to know. Yeah. He was originally a battle rapper. That's cool. Yeah. It's just weird to film your girl doing that.

Yeah. Then send your brother. Can I think he's... Yes, then it's a little dig on him though. He said there were at least 30 women on his close friends list. He doesn't then say how many men were in there. But he says, my girlfriend is cool with all 30 of the girls on my post-mouse. We're like damn girls.

So yeah, it's always taking advantage. Right, it's always so. Yeah, maybe it is. So swing it, she. Oh yeah. She brings girls home. She's in the girls. She likes watching him.

It's all damn bad. Yeah. That's a whole situation. Hey, let it roll. Hey, let it roll. Fuck it. Dick on him. That's all it situation. Hey, let it roll. Let it roll. Fuck it. Dick on them. That's all it's got to dick on them.

I mean, God bless. Well, that's this girl with the red hair. This one is not his girl. This is an Instagram comedian. This one? Is that his girl, Cinnamon? Yes, I think. Yes, that's cinnamon.

I approve. Good little. She was shot in a break in. Well, she's super hot. My God. Oh, or is that the one who's not as into this one? Well, either way, get for him. He sits as girl though, you know. People

got a bump. People didn't know what. They're gonna bump. Bump. All right, it gives out of here. Yeah. Get us out? Yeah. I'm saying next one, forgot.

I said, get us out of here. I covered it all, you know? Okay, so I didn't mean to close the show too though. Let's see here. Oh, so this looked pretty crazy. This kid in Mexico is only like 16 years old. The cartel wanted him to transport drugs for him. He didn't want to do it, so they chopped off his fingers.

It was a trigger finger, huh? Just all of them. 16-year-old. Yep. Jesus Christ, dude. It's fucking just the worst people on the planet. Pager found the boy and his parents five siblings staying in a shelter. They're extremely poor people who are just being

to understand they have rights. Jesus Christ. Yeah, they do this shit to you. They're fucking awesome. Pledge said, and add that the boy's teenage and pre-teenage sisters are also at risk of being forced in sexual trafficking due to the families. Oh, fuck.

Dude, cut off fingers as a practice as a method of torture intimidation by mex and drugs. Even celebrities have been targeted. The son famous Vincent Fernandez, who died in response also lost his pointing feeders. Oh, I got to see that once. And where those tours running with the song. So this video popped up.

We're telling this. Oh, this is the one. Yeah, these are Americans. You can tell they're absolutely freaked out. And they're in Mexico. Yeah, I think they're lovers Please please please please please please Please, please, please I'm going to get in the car I'm going to get in the car Please, what? Please, what?

No, I was going to get in the car, please I think they're both in the car They're a couple Yeah, that's what I say Please, open the car Dude, it ain't worth it to drive down a Mexican for them three times Wait, watch, watch homey On the left?

I'll watch He passed out No, the watchy says it I'm going to get in the car Hey, it's fucking terrifying watch he pass out it's fucking terrifying no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Oh my god. Who's the colonel? No, he's trying to show them where they're going. They're trying to help them find their place. The cartel is?

Yeah, someone said the cartel was scared to get cancer. I guess cool. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no problem, hey. He's paying his shoulders. The problem with the great drug cartels is that they're all linked up with the government and the police. We're gonna see my mother. Can you? No problem. It's a chill man. What's your name?

Aaron. Aaron. What's your name? What's your name? Aaron. What's your name? What's your name? What's your name?

I wouldn't ask that. No, by all right, or you sleep. Alright. Fuck. So it ended well. Cause I think they, you gunned guns. So that's why you stopped. What do you speed up?

This isn't fucking fast and furious night. Oh, right. I played on speed up. No, it's not speed up. No, don't speed up. They're gonna fucking, no, they're gonna change the game. Yeah, you're not doing any of that. The survival rate right there was-

I'm a little bit with Christian, though. Like, you're gonna bank on them, it's speed up. They're gonna fucking, no, they're gonna change the game. Get in, get in, got it. Yeah, you're not doing any of that. The survival rate right there was- I'm a little bit with Christian though, like you're gonna bank on them, give me forgiveness. Yeah. Well, you're not, okay. So, so we do a facepdriving. They have fucking automatic weapons.

Yeah, those dudes- They're gonna like that, huh? Yeah, they're gonna fight. Especially when they're that close. Aw, the worst thing you can do you're in Mexico and what happens is when you drive around the streets like that that kind of shit happens all the time you got shaking down but you just why I don't do hard it be to hit a person in a moving car you're at you hate your son but they have to have a reason to do it on top of your

dog Christian you so am I driving and you tell me to gun it? Ehhh, like that. I don't know the streets. Don't worry, they just go like this. Okay, it's good, it's good, it's good, or they just pull up next to you. But if that's what I have, hold on. You think it's better if you think they're gonna kill you

to stop? Yes, yes, stop. Would you have a better chance of, would you stop? Because they're on a mob. Or they're gonna, they're gonna figure something out, but what are you gonna do? You're, you're,'re you're you're you're

You don't know how many people are there you don't know if they got homies down the road So it's worse for you to stop then now you don't know how many people the only problem is Chris if you assume There's gonna fire off and you like it's guaranteed you're gonna be in a gunfire. You're dead at least this you can stop You're not out driving a fucking a bullet You're not out driving an AK-47. You're going to piss them off. You got to drive like those are the guys. They're obviously looking for somebody. You take off like that.

They're like, oh, those are the guys. I don't know what the answer is. The answer is you do what those fucking guys did. You know, I don't know if you want to be that, you know, but just you're not. The answer is very simple. Don't go to Mexico. Yes. You don't drive around like that in the streets.

Like, dude, dude, that's the problem. It's just too dangerous now. That's your error. He's like, do you want to see my mother and can't go? All right. Shut up. He's like, it's okay, man. It's okay.

It's crazy there. There are no consequences. No, no. And cutting people's things. Not to loom is of issue for them. Like, it's not good. To loom, uh, pop it all. Yeah, yeah. Everybody was going to the band. On jet skis. good. Taloo, uh, pop it all. Yeah, oh yeah.

And everybody was going in the band. I guess they came in on Jetsky's and can't go to start shooting up. They can't do, yeah. But Taloom's the new one, cause you used to be like super safe, but they don't have the infrastructure or the cops. But, and now we get such a hotspot for celebrities and stuff.

So now they're, yeah, so now they're in, they're a lot of people do drugs. Well, drugs attract the cartel, like it's a nightmare. Wait, I thought they weren't going up to tourists as much as they drugs. Well, drugs attract the cartel, at least the nightmare. Wait, I thought they weren't going up to tourists as much as they tried. Nope, now they are. Well, they told us to, a lot of times,

the cartel's own the, own the resorts. Okay. Okay, or they have something in it. The problem is that the result is that the worst is when they're fighting each other. That's when people get out. Yeah, so what the result is like, if this hotel doesn't make their payments, yeah, they say oh

Russians and local politicians What To foreign tourists including US Bay Travel influencer and not Charlie Riyadh Yeah, it's just not worth it. I'm not interested in that. I'm not interested in a certain stuff. You need to be trying to fucking fly. Yeah, I don't want to be a sitting duck.

Yeah, you know there's no cartel, Hawaii. And the thing is, like you're driving around your car with your girl or whatever your kids, and that and a group of 10 men and two cars come up. Or there's a roadblock. When they do that to a whole roadblock, Yeah, but my thing is, who are you going to call? The federal? They're in on it. Correct gonna call the federalist they're in on it correct

That's right they're not so now you're Fuck that noise that now you're at the best of armed gangs Which is what happens and oh you don't want to do our bidding good How about we're gonna sell your daughter in sexual slavery and cut your hands off Which is what they do fuck you what else you have chin this right here this holidays everybody this punter apparently looks just like billber Holy fuck you looks identical Someone said since when did billber start punting for the tax? I thought it's Photoshop so I'm sending say is that Photoshop like not him. That's hilarious. Oh my god. That's really funny

That's hilarious. Oh my God. That's really funny. That's great. Yeah. I Feel like punters are so much bigger today than they used to be. Is that true? I don't know These be always really skinny. They're like ex soccer players. You'd see them out there. You're like oh my god now. They're like some of them guys This one is just pretty crazy. I saw this this morning So remember Tony say from Zappos who died mysteriously But they finally don't know who's kind of like he had mental issues and then he had candles and then I died I don't know the kid get out. Yeah, so he has Five hundred oh no, they think he just made a made a mistake and probably kicked over candle Yeah, and just got disappointed. He's like ball didn't candles. Yeah, he got really into candles

I was like in a wooden shed, you know. Really? So he burned it up. Oh yeah. Oh. Probably died of smoke ventilation, but yeah. Yeah, he wasn't all there immensely either. That's why people were concerned about him. Even Jewel, she said, I would joke into it,

I think, that she was friends with them and she realized he was going through some issues and that someone needed to help him. Jewel the singer? The singer, yeah. Hell yeah, I don't like her. And he was also friends with Joseph Gordon Levit and some other celebrities too.

But so he had $500 million and he had no will. But he had a bunch of sticky notes, like I guess thousands of them. We had like plans on them. So there's his friends and everyone that's supposed to get money from them are trying to use that in court to get this split up as much. Oh, that's supposed to get money from them are trying to use that in court to get I was quite up as well. I was sticky note

You wrote it man. He's high But you wrote it for Mill He's got some some survivors of filing claims court based sticky notes clean mark 30 million based on it was written three months before he died No, per journal said You would pay Evans Vold for 50 to move to Park City and take your project manager Give him 20% share in the restaurant. Yeah, but you never went dude. Yeah, but um Well, I'm always in here that's it. Definitely should go to his family. Yeah That sucks. Yeah, and let's end this on a high note. Oh, do you guys heard about this pink-way stuff?

Now she's saying she wasn't. Yeah. But then of course, the tennis, something tennis association doesn't really believe it. No, and they're not going to play in trouble either. Yeah, either do I. I mean, and this is a nice one. Yeah. I think we saw that.

Have you seen this? I've never seen this. Okay, let me play for it. Eat their hat. Well, you think he does. He's just fucking with her. He's fucking with her. Did they take it all their distinct? I think you can't. Here we go. He's all psych!

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Yeah, God, that's a nice video. Just say, and not a happy note. I've got some notes. Oh, you want to poke my nose? I'll poke your fucking big nose. I'm cutie. I saw it as I thought. No, my nose.

And you know what happens? You get older, your nose gets a little more bulby. It gets a little bit. Well, I think it's, uh, then stop growing your ears and nose. Apparently, your ballset. I know, right. They have balls. I don't feel like it's gotten bigger. You think it looks, it doesn't stop growing your ears and nose. Apparently, your ball set. I know, right. He's having balls. I don't feel like he's gotten bigger.

You think it looks the same to me. Still heavy. Crazy. Oh, what do we got for your kids? Wrap it up here. Yeah, I don't know yet. Hollywood and Prov, this Wednesday sold out, but don't worry if you didn't get tickets.

We have a bunch of Hollywood and Prov shows coming up in January and February. So, shop and friends, this Wednesday sold out, but don't sweat it, so we'll have a bunch more shows coming up next year And then Danny of Florida Fort Lauderdale, Florida December 30th through January 1st Bringing the new year with your thick friends, Chappelle A.C. David Luke's myself show Thursday Friday Saturday Then Rally North Carolina's January 6th of January 8th that bad boys almost sold out

So get tickets while you can Charlotte. We got a reschedule So a reschedule in Charlotte because we we had CalBass fight campaigning, and that is January 22nd with Brian Callan, Kristilia and Kristi Stefano and myself for Francis Ingano and Serogon. That's it, kids. We got to put some money on that. Oklahoma City, Bricktown Comedy Club, December 30th,

and 31 in January 1st. I'll see you there for New Year's. Let's go Salt Lake City, Wise Guys January 6th, 7th, 8th. That's it. Boom, I'll be out with Brendan Olive January and then February 25th through the, I can't remember those dates.

I'll be in Kansas City at the Comedy Club of, the Kansas, I would, get a name. The Comedy Club of Kansas City. That's pretty of the Kansas, I always get a game. Here we go, here we go. The comedy club of Kansas City. That's pretty awesome. What did you say? Pretty upfront.

Pretty upfront. February 25th and 26th and then merch. Let's just drop some merch. Yeah, yeah. And then yes, I have your merch. All right. Yeah, so. All right.

I get a happy holiday. See you Wednesday. Love you, guys. See you. Happy holiday, see you Wednesday, love you, bye. Happy holidays!