The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 757

Episode Date: December 23, 2021

The guys talk Brendan's crazy coffee consumption, Bryan on Meateater with Joe Rogan and Steven Rinella, Brendan and Shapel doing Tough Mudder together with Bryan, crocodiles vs kayakers, Mark Harley's missing cat, Elon Musk paying 11 billion in taxes, kid heroes and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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He's always got five substances running to his. Oh, yeah, that is crazy and I'm headed down the highway to cocaine Yeah, if you say it on hey, you could die early he'll say I expect to yes That's what that's how you roll enjoy my company now fellas. Yeah, when you're a giant He figures he's a giant and he's not a great day. Yeah, he's not long I'm a great day in that ride. It's hard. You ride hard. You ride hard, he'll have high blood pressure from the nicotine.

Yeah. And the doctor's like, you gotta stop and he goes, no, I'm not going to. It'll finish the workout. I'm gonna do six pouches in my mouth. At least go through a can of day. Will you still do six? He'll do whatever you want. I'm gonna do it.

Yeah, forget how much I was probably going. Cause what happens is you gotta up the ante, he needs to keep chasing the dragon. No, it's not you want. Oh, three times. Okay, forget how much practice. Because what happens is you've got to up the ante, he needs to keep chasing the dragon. No, it's not even that. I just enjoy it. Well, also, you said the process of it. You're gonna get your brain fired up. Well, it's good for your CT apparently.

Yeah, Rogan a smoke cigarette for he goes on stage to get the nicotine hot. I didn't know that. He's gonna get a cigarette. I don't know if I should have said that out loud. Ha, ha, ha, ha. That's fantastic. Yeah. We should probably edit that out.

I don't think so. He doesn't give a fuck. All the stuff he talks about. He's on a standing ramp, but everything. He's not addicted to smoking. He literally just takes one puff sometimes where he gets on stage. Whatever.

And she pells smokes on stage. Dude, I used to drink coffee between rounds. Do you know how many great books? Does I'm awesome. Nobody great books. What great comedy, were written using cigarettes. Like cigarettes.

Some of the greatest writers, some of the greatest journalists, some of the greatest artists smoked their faces off. Well, back in the day, everybody. David O'Brien died a fucking lung cancer. I mean, I think he had a liver thing, but he was a big smoker. I mean, yeah, he'd be amazing.

That's what they did back in the day though. Well, but nicotine is something that keeps your appetite down and actually it's just stimulant. Yeah. So it does, it does. Sometimes I do enough nicotine and coffee. I don't eat the three, four in the afternoon. It's all right.

Dude, when I live in Kentucky, I'm like intermittent caffeine fast. When I live in Kentucky, they still had smoking and not smoking sections. Yeah. How many cigarettes, I'm sorry, how many cups of coffee do you smoke? I mean, I'm sorry. I mean, I'll smoke it.

How many cups of coffee do you drink a day, or have you cut down? Have you ever cut down? No. You drink your coffee. I try, I try. Remember when it was like a thing to like cut out taffy and we had whole, I lasted six hours. I was shaking with thing to like cut out taffy and we had whole shbio. Yeah.

I lasted six hours. I was shaking with the cold sweats. Yeah. I almost died. When did you start it early? Oh yeah. Since a kid. But when I wake up, my drink is eight shots of espresso.

That's how I start my day. Even the guy, well when I wake up, I make the darkest roast, it's like a much sludge. Like, me dark? I down. Yeah. But a mudslide. By reddark. I down. Yeah. But I'd say, yeah. Maybe a little lighter. Yeah. Maybe a little lighter, not that dark.

But I go, I go to cups at home when I'm in mind. He's my kid. That's about 5'36am. Yep. And then I'll leave the house around 8am. I go to Starbucks. I get an 8 shot of espresso. And then I come here.

I drink whiskey. Now, Nick teams in the whole time since the moment I wake up. The best part is that my boy who has the heart condition is started magic mind. He goes, you can just take magic mind, and I go, nah, my coffee, he knew I was gonna say coffee because he used to be addicted to coffee, and he goes, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

you can drink your coffee, dude. Of course, you can't take your coffee away. Yeah, well, I don't need both. I do both. Oh, magic mind is that little, dude, I'm gonna get us a bunch. I wanna see what you think. No, I'm Oh, I'm gonna get it so much I want to see you think I've had I'm fucking our pass really like all set. Yeah, you know, I can I'll say me calm down a little bit on it. Yeah, yeah I've ever done that I really believe. Yeah, hey, why come down? Have you tried it? Yeah?

Yeah, I'm like you know, he's basically vegan. Oh, it's, except I brought it here. You're gonna judge me. It didn't work for you. Well, what was it? No, it's just like one it's nasty. I don't give a fuck. It's just like, is it a shot or is it a shot? Yeah, a little shot. I don't care.

Yeah, if it's a shot. And I actually like the taste. Bro, you know what, you know what makes you fart hard? What? Like cough medicine. Like night cough medicine. What was that on your stomach? No, I'm positive. Or you had the verbatessen and it is bombs over bags.

That's really, I don't know what is happening. That's interesting. That cough medicine. I thought you were gonna say like Brussels sprouts. Well, fuck a six. So, Brussels sprouts don't bother me. So, broccoli and cough medicine. Oh, broccoli?

Your boy, oh yeah, broccoli. Rock, broccoli, forget it. So, for me, I'm not a medicine guy, blah, yeah, broccoli? Rockly? Forget it. So for me, I'm not a medicine guy, blah, blah, blah. What was it? No, I don't do this. Steve Jobs, yeah. He went up and dropped.

Yeah. He went up and dropped. And he went up. And he went up. And he went up. And he went up. And he went up. And he went up.

And he went up. And he went up. And he went up. And he went up. And he went up. And he went up. And he went up like well, I'm cured a lot of sugar. A lot of sugar whatever it is I bet if you're really sick and you need to get on stage I take one and if you need to sleep like night cool will knock your ass out now you're me grogging the morning You'd be grogging the morning. That's just that's just curious me though. They cool. I can handle like little night cool Yeah, you posted and do some me making me go to sleep and shit

They're out there. No fuck sleep. I be fart Making me go to sleep and shit there are no fuck sleep. I be fart I get worried about the far so great. You know weird of all things. I know Just fucking why I don't know and I wonder if maybe you had some cheese or something Yeah, you know, I don't need dairy. Do you not need dairy at all? No, not at all really Well, unless some pizza. Oh, yeah, cuz you always do I don't like milk with your fucking Always eat and very rarely I drink even all the milk. I don't fuck with any of that. I'm a mouse.

Oh, because I'm not a baby. Oh, see, I'm a mouse. Are you a baby? Yeah. Only milks for babies. No, I eat cheese. I'm a little mouse. I'm a little mouse.

And my, yesterday when we're, two days ago when we were doing the podcast, I looked at my phone and I got a text. My girl sent me a picture of, we had this huge thing of grated Parmesan cheese. And she goes, and it was completely empty. And she goes, are you kidding me right now? And apparently at night, I take a spoon.

It's just a spoon. You take a spoon? Yeah. There are other things that are a little, it's just Parmesan cheese. I mean, there are things that are a little more disgusting. But eating it with a spoon like it's ice cream.

I got some problems. You're disgusting. Take a fucking poll. How many people are eating it? How hard to stress? Now choose a different word because there are other things that are more disgusting. That's not disgusting.

I'm eating cheese. A mouthful for a spoon. A mouthful for a spoon. Delicious. It's disgusting. Age, 24 months. That's nice. I like it a pizza.

You feel like all the stinky stuff. Yeah, yeah. We're cheesed. I can't believe you don't need cheese anymore. We used to kill cheese. I like all the stinky stuff. Yeah, yeah, we're cheesed. Gouda's tight. I can't believe you don't need cheese anymore. We used to kill cheese. I know, I don't know. It sometimes is hard in your body though. You do feel, dude.

But think that's more, it's hard like this. Hey, now that this thick elf has cavities, daddy's gonna need sugar, and daddy doesn't do dairy. You might keep your cavities. You're not gonna go to my dentist. I will say. Yeah, do go to your dentist. I your dentist go to the dentist before it gets Too bad. Yeah, it starts. It starts to keep you yeah starts getting deep and then he just got problems

He's cool and me getting gold back there though. He's awesome. He's lit. He's also I like him because there's no pain He's very good. Yeah, I knew that and he's quick. You know, you know, I always say about a dentist surgeon What you want your scent dentist? Do you like a surgeon? Especially Asian. No, you want him. What is it? Jewish. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm like we're going. I like we're going. We like them. No, you know, you want great hair. Oh, okay. They've done it. They've done it a long time. I just see that. How about this? According to statistics. What when somebody's looking at your X-ray, your MRI, your CAT scan, and looking for things, do you want young, do you want old?

You want young. You want young, because you want fresh eyes. You want fresh eyes. Yep. And that weird, but when you want somebody cutting in and you want somebody doing the work, let's get some gray hair and some wrinkles on that. Get some gray hair and some gray hair.

Because you see it all. Yeah. If you're delivering a baby to you want an old, like my girl's doctor's like 95. He's seen it all. Dude, so if the baby is on a vehicle, cord wrapped around his neck, what's he's been there? He's like, I got, I got, I got, I got, I got,

I don't know if I told you this, this ancient man, he was Persian, he was like a doctor. And we go in to see if my girls pregnant and the motherfucker just goes like this He's 90 I swear to God same thing He's talking, you know and he he just doesn't one examination puts his fingers in and goes I guess touches the server It can goes yeah You're about six weeks pregnant

I know what and I go about six weeks, I would say exactly six weeks. Turns out they know everything. He can just touch a short. What a fucking dude. Dude, my doctor knew that before anything knew the exact weight. He was like, he's gonna be new, the spot weight height. So you gotta get the old bones in there. You don't want to get this.

You don't want to use it. You don't want some TikTok or delivery base. Yeah. Well, for the first time in my life, we had an OBGYN for a while that was a I am We go in there and her hair would be all a sunder her hair would be a Sunder her hair would be it was like were you in her can't just now? You step out you know those movie words like Marty and they a close of door

And their hair's all over it. Yeah, I should come in and I go and then she was hot mess Hot mess and just miss shit just generally Oh, she's been doing drugs and then go well hold on that you see it's very interesting because then I get to go Okay, yeah, is that what I just said last time? Oh, I was like you're not even looking at the chart I think she's so high. I think she at the chart. I think she's so high I think she's doing edibles. I think she's just so high all the time and I'm not kidding So I but them docs can hold the edibles fuck that doggy. They got they got a real stuff And here's the other thing when I think when you are doing sonograms all day and looking at babies all day when you're doing

So I have a friend who does he's a surgeon and he does shoulders now. He's been doing shoulders just shoulders just shoulders I know he's been doing just ankles when you do that for 30 years. Yeah, you want to blow your fucking brains out Yeah, like you get so bored with your job. You get so bored Anything around kind of a mechanic, aren't you? Yeah at this point you're a mechanic so there's just like variations and you know you can fix things sometimes But that's what you're also like you chose this dude. Yeah, fix my shoulders. It's all shoulders. Yeah Fixed a day on the fucking show. Yeah, I didn't choose this for you chose this But I'm saying a lot of fucking shoulder fucking board I would imagine brain surgery things that are changing all the time are Not if you're dealing with it every day. Yeah, brain surgery probably

Well, that's where you're dealing with heavy shit. Yeah, that's where you're dealing with stuff. That's kind of new science We don't want to fuck around with that, you know, you know, I mean, I'd rather be a guy who works with athletes I got a fucking me thing. I got an ankle thing. I don't want to come out. Oh, like just like the sir I can't help it. Yeah, no doubt. It's just about. No doubt. Hey, where's your holiday spirit, dude? Yeah, we all have been in it, huh? He has a pickle rick shirt on. I have an elf hat on.

I'm the thick elf today. That's not very good at holidays. You know, here's Grinch. Yeah, put those there's on that. Hey, here's what those fucking ranger are. Oh, I would love to wear those. My little furcocks on my head. This is adorable.

Oh, somebody take this reindeer out to pasture. He's old. Oh, you can't see at night. Oh, this take this reindeer out to pasture. He's old You can't see at night. Oh, this reindeer is old and old but still No, you're not a bunny. I know right. Yeah Huff's dude Fuck your way up this guy like a this old reindeer Out of it. This old reindeer. I think it's gay.

We got it. Oh, this old reindeer a little little queen. Carefully to my hoo. Oh, hoo. And you got a little tail on the back. I'm going to have a little tail that just stands all up on end. You better not be hunting me. You better not be hunting. I don't like this reindeer One won't give me a little pat him a nose. No, no, no. I'm a reindeer nose. You'd be a retired reindeer retired Hate are you have kids no else has kids the elf on the shelf? Oh, yeah, I know about it love it

Elf on the shelf did it as a parents exhausting. You know, get creative every fucking night. You got to write notes every night. And then also after Chris, because they're only good because the elves, they think the elves are telling something to do. Then after Christmas, it's fucking back to the purge with these goddamn kids. Because it only keeps them in line for December. It's right. My son started crying last night because he had a rough days like, you know, it's been a bit of a jerk. And his mom

goes, you know, Santa's not gonna bring your gift, man. You know, it's, it Christmas in three days. And if you keep this up, you're not gonna gift. And you don't think he downloads it. He's like, okay, but then one in the morning, crying, dead, dead. So I wake up, like, what's up dude?

He's like, I'm not gonna get any gift. I'm like, yeah, you are, dude, I'm gonna talk to Santa. It was sweet. Well, my son, for the first time, like, time like he he's like I don't believe in Santa and that Elf on a shelf is his BS. How'd you feel about that? It bummed me out man because he Yeah, what I wonder he loved it. Not even tried I was like you don't think the Elf in the shelf is real. Okay, so you told Is he though? He's to tend. Yeah, that age I figured out that's when you start to figure it out. He's still dreaming.

Tiger's all in. He thinks of Schoen's dreams. Yeah, my dad's all in. But this one, I don't like giving Santa too much fucking credit because I'll see Dad's paying for the gifts. Yeah. Dad tells a lot of dick jokes before these gifts. So Santa ain't getting all the credit.

So he gets one gift from Santa, the rest from Dad. Yeah. Here's the other book. Okay, my daughter's at 13. Now when the boy has a 13 yearold daughter, she spills the beans. She starts getting them all about all kinds of stuff. She's already got a... Oh, tell me you're son, all the time.

She's already gotten him talking about feminist stuff, and he's just like, dude, what the fuck, yeah. She's online, and she reads a lot of... When you read a lot of fantasy novels or whatever it is, there's something called the fandom, right? The people that... It's kind of like a message board. Well, yeah, there's people that are fans that talk about this shit and All kinds of

Yeah, there's all kinds of stuff. Yeah, there's kid now. There's all kinds of that. That's cool. That's cool man. Listen, I thought talking the forums. I wasn't a big reader as a kid either so I but some She's read everything. Yeah, yeah, so you read a lot now though. I do read a lot now I don't meet a lot of but you're a lot in college to fantasy novels all fucking set How about a waste of time? Well, don't say that Hey, she's into it. She's not listening is complete with the time Okay, one treat on history something that's's gonna fuck you. So, but you know what I actually have to do with those books.

Hold on, I have a deal. At least she's reading, though. Well, not only that, I do think that what we don't realize, how much we get from the message of the story. Like, so movies that you see, J.R. Tolkien, you know, when the hobbit was written. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. You want to story? Just how did you work to his story? That is brother fucker. You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it?

You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it?

You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? You want to stop it? the idea of the all-powerful ruler and there was all metaphor, you know, so you can learn a lot from you can learn a lot from fiction.

Don't want to read them. I read fiction. I mean you can... Well yeah, what do you want to make sure you made sure? Right now I'm reading Lord Jim but we all we all We all You're not reading that at all. I said that. I love it. That's fine. You don't read that stuff. I love you. You don't read that stuff. I have trouble with fiction because I'm trying to read a lot of nonfiction.

Like I'm more into the history of philosophy. You're the real stuff. Because you're 55 years old. No, no, no. Great fiction is important. So you and I, all of us here, everybody here in this room is a product of the stories we've heard, right? So think about it.

Any story that affected you as a child taught you the lessons, the moral lessons in life. They just did, right? So even Harry Potter, right? It's the idea of like, to be a man, he had to go down under the basement, face the dragon, fight the dragon, come out. That's fair.

These are all motifs of resurrection. Yeah. I didn't need any of that as a kid. You did, you did. No, I don't realize it about him. No, that's fair. These are all motifs of resurrection. Yeah, I didn't need any of that as a kid You didn't read you didn't read any like no, I mean I teddy rubs didn't tell me story. No, no, but you Every movie star wars whatever it might be I'm out. What did I like it? Yeah, my favorite movies ever the music yeah, I'm glad just I like Shindler's list as kid My favorite movies. Yeah, I'm glad you asked I liked Shindler's list as kid. Oh, that was a good one But these are very important but those stories have a well, they're real less because they're real GFK Shindler's list. I mean, I can go on if you want mine's tombstone as a kid that you like Shindler's list

Oh, yeah, I watch tombstone all the time. It's too stone again tombstone is I'm down and out I come back. You're gonna burn and hell. I want to know again, tombstone is, I'm down and out, I come back, you're going to burn it hell, I'm going to pay you know, it's a real story. It's good, there's no dragons, there's no good guys, yeah, well, yeah, it's all this time. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones, yes. Yeah, but I didn't take any learning lessons. We'd read the books, but you do take hell.

No, no, no, no, no, but Brennan, you do take learning lessons, whether you know it or not from great great fiction teachers from game of Thrones Yeah, I guess I learned not outside swinging a sword. No, I learned not to fuck my sister. How about that? I learned not to trust a small person How about that? Oh? Yeah, what the fuck? Yeah, dude? What's up, bro? Wow? That's an outright Yeah, dude. What's up, bro? Wow. That's an outright. And then also, you know, some of those movies,

you know, Braveheart, you've read the, the, you know, you're telling me about the story of Braveheart and Wallace. Oh, well, William Wallace won one small war and then went away for eight years and then was captured and murdered. Yes, he didn't do all these battles. It's a fun story.

Yeah, like, Shague of Horror too. It's like, Shague of Horror, if you actually read the real story about him in the mountains like He's 100 a man killed him. He was a leader of the Communist Revolution Yeah, I mean he looks really awesome if you ever see what he looks like. He's the guy guy Oh, he's a real romance to it. He was a really good-looking dude and all that but he he wasn't really He's Cuban, right? Yeah, he wasn't really what I think he actually originally was from Venezuela, right? I can't remember but anyway they caught him in the andies. They hunted him down.

It just didn't work out. He was trying to lead a revolution with a small band of people and they were like, Hey, let's chase him into the fucking mountains. Yeah, as the story gets going, like people want to start to realize that well, it's also like Yeah, it's also like Pablo Escobar like if you watch like Narcos, it's weird. You're rooting for him. Yes, But then when you read the actual books, like if you watch like Narcos, it's weird you're rooting for him. But then when you read the actual books on- He's a worse person on the screen. He's a terrorist.

He's an absolute fucking legit terrorist. He'll blow up planes. So what do people blow up supermarkets? Like planes. Inseg it. So wait, why do they make these like movies and shows about people? It'll never be different.

It'll never be different. It's interesting. Because they're anti-social. Because you break all the rules. They're also out. You almost root for them. Yeah, I love Pablo Esquire and our guests. I think we root for them.

I think we root for them for one reason. They are brave or they're recklessly brave in terms of the fact that they are willing to do things. Other people aren't. They, they, a mass power and they take insane risks. And we all know how hard we all know. We all know how hard we are. That's why we're obsessed with like Mafia and like criminals

and microgames. Sammy the Bull said that he goes, you guys wanna be me, like these guys who love the mob and stuff, here's what happens. You're gonna kill your best friends, he had to kill his own fucking brother-in-law. You're gonna kill your best friends, you're gonna go to jail and you're gonna die.

It doesn't end in the other way. So if you wanna do that, go ahead. But you're gonna be in solitary confinement for six years and enjoy that shit. You know, it's that. That's aggressive. But I do think that there's something about, but think about like, think about.

You know George Washington cut down an apple tree, yeah? You know you don't have wood teeth either, huh? We know this, yeah. Yeah, that's right. But think about, think about, think about, just learn that. No, I'm kidding. Think about, think about anything like that.. No, I'm kidding. Yeah. Think about anything like that.

Any tragedy is basically a guy who has a flaw in their personality. And they don't, and they don't confront it. They let it, it destroys them. That's like King Lear, that's the story of that. When you, a drama, somebody who has a flaw and then they learn how to give up what they want for what they need.

Yeah. And that's the lesson. That's kind of a good life lesson. That's the extra stuff. Yeah. I didn life lesson. I think you know that stuff. Yeah. I didn't want, I didn't see that one. Dexter? Yeah.

Fire. Fire. Oh, it's nice. Oh, dude. This guy's got me doing the fucking tough motor. Oh, yeah. We're doing the thick motor, right? Yeah, thick motor.

The fans come out and run with your boy. She pales to it. How far is it? It's 10 miles. Then feel it. What am I doing? But it's not like, boy. She pales to it. How far is it? 10 miles. Then feel what am I doing though? But it's kind of like, but you're not running to it. You're definitely not gonna do it,

but, what are you saying? Cause I can't or just because I'm not. You're strong. I know, that's why I didn't invite you. But if you did it with, when is it? We could be.

10. 10 a.m. I just gotta get my, you're feeding, I can do it. No, no, don't tell me I can't. I will do it. You won't do it. You'll talk about doing it. Then you won't show up people

You're just point so I'm not even And what what what what it's the 29th at 10 am and if you're late, you can't go where is it? San Bernardino. I got I got I wish we had a computer like look at it. I got to start writing I'm running running not really like it's yeah,. I gotta start writing, huh? I'm running. Running? Not really, like, I didn't like prepare for, no it's like, it's like jog, stop, complete and obstacle, jog, stop. I can't believe that, first of all, that picture.

I'm never on anything like that, I'd like to do it. Yeah, where's it at? Says Los Angeles. Lake Elsinore? Where is that, Jim? I can't believe I'm doing this. I I take it easy. It's not that insane Brian do it too. I think I'm going to with you guys. Yeah, yeah Is that like Orange County? Yeah, that's town south Orange County

So you just go down there and you that looks pretty far actually, so let's see you don't sleep down there What do you fucking cycle? You take a fucking they just wake up at like 70 a.m. And drive down there. Yeah, he just go down there 26 minutes. That's right now though. Well, that's looking all the rest traffic on Saturday morning at 70 a.m. Yeah Hour 30. How many miles is 90 miles? Okay, oh I bet hour and a half. 98 miles? Yeah, 98 miles, driving a hundred miles an hour.

At least 98. Yeah, but that's a two and a half. No matter how you cut it, that's two and a half. That's from Kela Bass's. No matter how you cut that, Bob. Were you from Brian? I mean, I live down in Manhattan Beach. Manhattan?

So cut maybe 45 minutes? Yeah, him? Yeah, I'll be good. Brian is closer. Our 40 minutes? Oh, I'll be good Brian is closer. I'll That's not bad 75 miles. I'll stay down. That's our 20. I'll go down there that night and I'll stay there You're not doing it, but whatever. Oh, yeah, get some sleep. Good nice good rest All right, I'm gonna say that people think it's tough for them Don't be surprised. Oh, it's the 29th. Oh January 20. Yeah, yeah, I'm around

When you have to sign up now, it's it And it can be a birthday thing for us like a 23rd I'm in 23rd year 26 Yeah, we can make it like a bird like turn to 35 and turn to 55 then you get done And they have like food trucks out there whiskey. It's fun. I'll do it. Look at that You mean my carly bunch of thick boys out there. I don't like it's a shock. Do I have to get electrocuted? 100% that hurts. It did hurt, but they told me I moved too slow, like you got to move faster through it. No matter what it is, like even like in the water you just got to place through it. When you sit there's one that really hits your heart.

Like when I ran through and you got to run through it was in a big deal. I'm Brian, he said we got to climb like a big wall and shit though. Even I can do all that shit. That's the toughest part. Does it see? Is that hard? I saw some kid blows fucking me out Folks, he trying to do climb the wall should be all

But he like you know, I mean plan the wall How was he trying to I don't want to get muddy though? All right. Is that cool? This isn't for you, Brian So if you don't get shocked you only get wet. You don't get muddy You don't want to run maybe the tough mutters not for you. Yeah, but I kind of want to do it too though. That's not for you, dude. You don't think so? Uh, keeps growing down, Chin. Uh, most people younger than me, innit?

Yeah. No, there's all sorts of people. Beer. So choose your event, yeah, Saturday, 29th. How far is it? It's 10 miles, 15k. 15k? We got this. Yeah, we do. Yeah, again, it's not like you're not running for

15 minutes fucking straight. I'm gonna do it. I've always wanted to do it. Yeah, there's so it's so fun. Yeah, we'll have a blast. I gotta get some special shoes. Let's be out and talk about it. It'll be fun. Yeah, be fun. It's so much fun. It's like a team thing. Yeah, doing it doing it. Yeah, because you're not fucking amazing. Like, we're not trying to, like, there's actual professionals there, like, setting records. But then, you know, we finished like, building the path. It's like, you know, we were talking about that. Like, I watched River Runner.

It's fucking dude. The only reason I watched it was like, these kind of these white water rafters, same thing as the climbers, right? People die all the time. Guys, like, oh, four of my friends drowned. Hmm, okay, well, that's fine. And he was all bunched up about it they're all i get it that your bunched

up there is meanwhile they go down the fucking they go down beyond paddling with where they could they go in water they go in africa it's right water rafting they go in africa things get dice so that's how small it is yeah they go in africa down these insane rapids some of the worst in the world and then when you land in the still water It is the area of

Crocodiles well there are more crocodiles and hippos than anywhere else Oh Sardine go to the trailer and let me show it's just go to the trailer and take a look I'm telling you with stuff like like that kind of all the mountains, the river thing. Yeah, I need to see the trailer and I'll be to the right. Look at that thing. Watch, please watch. Look at that boy.

Please watch him get it. Man, get out of here. You got to start from somewhere. You've started. I'll put that in. I'll let him know. But watch, watch, look at him go. Do me a favor and watch this and tell me how this makes sense.

Like, you fuck up. Just a white word, but let's add crocodiles. And like, I don't understand. Watch. Standing on top of a rabbit. You still know that even though you've done all of this. That is insane. We have one more.

Well, people dial a time check. Yeah. Like all the time. And you don't see that Scott I mean you are we said a world-class kayaker all it takes is one person to change it Let's pour whatever that guy said today if it wasn't for him and all he screwed that we're on another level Scott you're 30 now, so what's the next big adventure? Did you say adventure?

It's a bad... Flash. And there are four rivers that come from this one peak and they flow in the four cardinal directions. And that would be completing the four biggest rivers in the Hennelas. In my mind, it was kind of like as high as you can go in the sport. The direction became, I'm just gonna get myself in the best shape to run off. You're gonna drag your boater. You're gonna drag your boat. Seven person then a truck. It just became brutal. That's one thing I think really became way more serious. First guy. Okay. Seems you some mental illness. Well he got it. He got it. I think great.

I did. It couldn't figure out what was new, how to cope. The only way we knew how to release is to send a bender. Yeah. You can't operate at that level forever. That's teeth are cool. And in a fire. Why is it so,

well, so as their friends would die, apparently one of the things you gotta be to be a kayaker is an uncle. Well, with my brother, when they would die, like what, when you die, this, so. Like, what? When you die. This, so, so, what on let me here be?

Sorry, but keep going, Jim. And then I kind of just black out. That was the beginning of it all. Got the call. God, Kai can's been fucking tough on him. Probably more so, Christmas. That's his girl. His mom.

I explained what it is that he would need to go through. Then Scott was like The one thing I was hanging on to the most was wrapped in this that was the fourth and final river He was wanting to try on kayak in again and nothing would come in the way Too kayak in life was physically healing. Yeah. Mentally. Fuck yeah, I'm meditating. And I was looking towards a 20-year-old kid to get me back in the day.

Oh, why? In the back of my head, I was like, man, is this guy who got it? We might not have a full life expectancy that we all hope he would have. I mean, I was about to run the scariest rapid of my life. Holy shit. That's fucking crazy. Hard pass you watch this hard. Yeah, that's not the one. I want it. Oh That's it. That's the trailer bro. That's it. I can't believe you say I can't believe you say There's a guy has a headache find the walk

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No, that's the same trailer but cut anyway they go in Africa and now they don't where the still one is in India bro huh this is this little docs about him doing four rivers in India no I know about but they did a thing where they're like if you fall over if you fall over you're in some you're in some real do you think they're making that up for the cameras their official the river runner crocodiles I don't see any cack or If you fall over, you're in some real... Do you think they're making that up for the cameras? They're officially... The riverrunner crocodiles. I don't see any kayaker next to a crocodile.

Oh man, they go into those waters with these fucking things. They die. That would have been on the trailer. It is on the trailer. We just watched the... It's Chin's ball, he did ever fight in one spot. Which river has the most crocodile? No, don't worry about that.

I'm just trying to find out. There's a fucking that one for official trailers. What? Which river friends the most caught no no don't worry about that. I'm just There's a fucking that one the official trailers the watch No, we just watch Let's watch it These these fucking you like that stuff on climb a mountain No, did you watch that duck? You watched that bullshit. The men and I saw the crocodiles I had to watch that part. I was like, you get in the water of crocodiles,

my biggest fear. Yeah. And, and, and, and, do you think they got into it? Yep, those. Do you think they actually rode with crocodiles? Do you think I'd say? They see them in that water.

But did you say the man next to the crocodile? That's not true. Nope, they showed crocodile. You know what it is? Like, naked afraid. Where they're like, this land has lions and crocodiles. And you know what happens on naked afraid? No one ever runs into crocodiles or lions.

And that's what happened here. They showed up, you see him like this? Did you just get footage? And you see this huge crocodile like, nope, nope. It's like, what the fuck? Nope, they're like, I'm sure they're like, they're, we've seen crocodiles and it's river before.

Get behind it! Try my best breath. And show a little crocodile eyes up out of the wild. No, they're used there. We've seen crocodiles in this river before. Get fired at! Try my best, bro. Let's show a little crocodile eyes up out of the wild. No, they're used like there's never seen anywhere. They're fucking everywhere. They're never close to those animals. Never. Oh, there's so many animals that terrified the people.

Terrified. Dude, yeah, there. There. There. There, there. It just talked about their story. I can't believe this shit. Who's all one thing about kayaking?

When we get done, we get fucked up. That's all right, dude. Oh, by the way, so anybody who does that, the extremists, it's like that, the guys who climb the mountains and stuff. And then you're a beer over there? Well, that's called an addictive personality. So they almost always have a history of drinking,

smokin', smokin', there's, they won't do one tab of acid, they do all the acid. Don't you get like drunk, like easier when you go up that high? What's that? That's one. That elevation?

Well they're not high, are they, they're at sea level. No, I told you, you're talking about the hikers. Yeah, you get your smoke weed on top of Everest, you get pretty fuckin' high. This is, this is not your guy. You know what it's like? There it is, I told you smoke weed on top of Everest you get pretty fucking high. This is a this is not your guy There it is I told you they're beginning attacked by a crocodile Nobody's getting a tattoo. That's actually scary. Yeah, why why you see what they're doing now? So dumb dumb's see you guys are on your kayaks and you're wondering why now

No, it's yet. Oh shit. Oh Yeah, let's get that close Oh shit, oh shit. all up on that crack. You were giving it a little pet. Yeah, yeah. You let your fingers drag across it. Really? Hang it on like this. He was the size of this rod.

Yeah, it was a dinosaur. Yeah, hanging like that. 20, it was, they called him Osama bin Laden. 23 feet long. He was so big. He was just like, I was like this. Grrr, he lets his hands, just go, ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg That what you do there's that woman to do that with the alligator. She got oh yeah in the

Watch that yeah, yeah Yeah, but that's a 23 footer. That'll do it. What's 2000 you watch that whole doc on that guy going to the river? Yeah, and the fucking crocs What a waste of time did you Brian? Yeah, you fucks. And also, I think you want to say that I have the extra thing I told you about with Kanye. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.

Because the right. It's right. But to be honest with you, to be really honest with you, I watched the whole thing and that particular section. They didn't show them with crumbs. And that section was very short. It was. Kind of just breeze through the ocean.

I don't understand how you get in African rivers with a tiny boat like that with those giant Crocs. In a kayak? I don't get it. I don't get watching documentary on kayak. It would be honestly. Hard bastard. Yeah, I fast forward to it.

The crocodile park. When you roll over, you gotta roll yourself back up, buddy. On the kayak. That's right, because what happens sometimes is when a crocodile attacks you. Very rare. Very rare. Yeah, very rare. Very, very rare. What do you mean very rare?

It happens to you. Like, they're not just gonna attack the boat. It happens to me for seven. Never happens. No. Very rare. So there have been, there have been, with kayakers, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been,

there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been, there have been there have been with kayakers. There's been seven attacks of all time. Seven attacks of all time. How many kayakers have been attacked by Crocodile? One. There we go. It's a 1,100,000 this year. How many kayakers get? Was it when kayaking here? Yeah, anyone?

You kayaking? Yeah, I'm glad. Not anything crazy like that, but I have gone on kayaking adventures with some perhaps blue ribbon, but nothing like that Yeah, I have no good. Oh, it said we'll crack it all a tech a kind of junior jail bit terabyte research And we'll a crocodile that we're not trying to find that out. Yeah Yeah, they do

Well, that's just one of the odds get attacked by Crocodiles there's a big difference huge difference. Yeah, I'll give you some America. Yeah. Alligators. Yes, that's happened. Alligators. Not something we can say for sure. How much we wish it were so. That's that's alligators guys. No, that's crocodiles. That's alligators. Alligators. Alligators 24 seven attack 24 No, man, man, man, man, can't attack you from the boats

Well, there's that guy paddle boarding. It's just that giant great white underneath them. Yeah, I didn't do anything What? That's fine. If it doesn't look like that's like out in Marina, direct to and I also talked to you, I grew up in Africa and she's happy. She goes, yeah, you're in Kenya. Oh, you're like, Hey, you ever been attacked by a crocodile? You know, she said, I got a minute, you run that water and she goes, she goes, she's from Kenya and she goes, that's not true. I go, what? Crockettos attack. They come right at you. They come right for you and she goes she's looking me and she's scared I don't think that's true. I've never had that experience

She's been around a long time But don't fuck around this guy was pulled away from Yeah, oh, we found him we found one Henry Codey living in Uganda. I told so Congo yep, Tuesday morning attack on don't go down the Congo and even then they said the reason is because a lot of their food Has been taken away has not been recovered So now they're coming after humans. They used to never be that. The body. Oh, you're that super rare, man. Yeah.

And they will run away from you a lot of times. You have the terrifus. Unless you're in the water and you're like splashing around. Yeah. Also don't kayak though, you know. Don't kayak. Yeah. There's other ways to get your rocks out.

Don't kayak. They had in this thing, they had them dragging their kayak up a mountain in the snow I was like oh cool just to get to the top to get to the gorge I can't believe you watch that drop in shit is fucking crazy 12,000 for walls on either side of you Life is too short to climb mountains without ropes and too short to climb to the top of very tall mountains where you're in an oxygen and life is also too short to kayak in white water like that.

Most of them will have kids. They don't, they're usually young people, they're young stream people. It's exactly like the young, young people. Yeah, a lot of people don't have like kids and so if you're not fucking planning to trip and average, should you there for eight months? Well, it's like some of these, it's, some people just have this need to do something dangerous. I get it. It's like those people on that show alone.

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Homie they got the... They get into the camera that catches the bear over there. Yeah, very rare. Well, one guy killed a moose with an arrow, I think. Yeah, and he was like, but again. He won. That shows. You think they put that moose with a hero, I think yeah, he was like but again. He won that shows you think they You think they put that moose there that show so boring. Oh, yeah I saw watch it. They can afraid cuz they had like pythons with nightquill like oh my god

When Rogan and I they dropped us off on a glacial lake in Canada I mean Alaska middle of fucking nowhere and it was so miserable that even the animals we get up there And the guy goes I mean the animals aren't gonna be up here. I go what you cold it's just too miserable They go down the lowlands and I was like oh, so we'll just spend five days up here We didn't see anything nothing. Did you guys not catch anything that they you're cold the whole time You're cold and wet the whole time There you go look at the space That's an intense face, dude.

It was cold, huh? Wet, you're wet all the time and cold. Yeah. You don't look right for that line. Joe is shaking. Joe is shaking. His lips were shaking. And his lips were going,

shush, shush, shush, shush, shush. Yeah, he had these giant lips there, right? No, no, no, no, he was like, mm, mm, mm. He just always cold. It was fun, though, right? All we do ishmm. He just always called him. Uh. It was fun, all right. All we do is laugh. All I did was make Joe laugh. And who's that guy with you?

He's like Steven Hanova. He's the greatest. He's like Michael. He's like the Michael Jordan. That motherfucker can find you food anywhere anytime. He can find you. He can look at tracks and go out to beaver. He can smell, he can smell that.

I go, and it smelled weird. I go, that's beaver. I can smell, he can smell that, I go. And it smelled weird, I go, that's beaver. And I was like, damn, how the fuck? What's his name? Steven in the room. I think it's on camera where he pulled. He's like the ultimate, boy. He pulled this piece of fat from behind the eyeball of a deer

that Joe shot. And sucked it. And he goes, put that in your mouth. I go, really? And he goes, and it's a piece of towel. He's sucked the eyeball. I chewed it. It wasn't an eyeball. It was the fat behind it. The fat behind it. It's like a piece of gum. There's nothing on it. It's just like a piece of gum. Like that's really dry. So what does it do for you?

Does it give you like this? It's because you know, this is a so weird thing. People used to chew these like Native Americans. It's like chewing gum. You just but didn't gun gum start from the hoofs of horses. I believe so. Pretty sure. I believe so. And this one was a K. we should make this more fun. Quick sugar in it. Yeah. And make it pink. I like fucking sugar.

I like eating it. Is that a young fucking ATS, wow. That was a good show too, Brian. Oh, yeah, not bad, right? They toasted, yeah. I fucking, uh, that's a lot of views. It's a lot of views, almost a million. I mean, eating is a big show.

Yeah, huge show. Yeah, I had a, I actually, I think think I passed pretty I did pretty well in this outdoor test You didn't die no because I watch a lot of YouTube on it I like Stud it before you went in I just like you ought to get your fire and all that huh? You're gonna catch anything No, no, that's what it's like. That'd be so disappointing. It all drains all the time That there you go. Oh fuck all drains all the time. That there you go. Oh fuck. Yeah. All the time all the time. Pass. All the time.

And how do they decide to fight guys up to like where Alaska? Yep. And I said, and I guy, Dan Daly goes, he goes, you were going to be sleeping in water. And I go, let's not do that. Is there a way we can not do that? And then you don't know, I'm like Bear Grills. Yeah. Shoot me in the wilderness when the camera shut off, flying me to the 14th. I'm the same way. But also staff, half sneakers in your body.

When you're up there in the middle of nowhere, you come out with a sea plane, and if you don't get out there in time, you have to wait till the next weather window. Now Alaska can decide. You know what, guys? Winter came early. Uh-huh

Hell no, how long were you guys out there being? I don't know Five years it felt like a long time. This was Montana. That's where I've never been that cold That's the place look a lot colder. You'd be fun. We got shooting over there. Do you guys kill anything Montana? Yeah, I got myself a deer you did get yourself a buck This is where I pulled quills out of his ass in his legs out of Rogan's yep He dove off this thing got panicked and tried to chase the deer and Rogan caught the I ate that deer raw You ate it wrong. Yeah, did you? You got it just called dress in it should pal dress the thing in the field. That's the heart was at the harder liver Yeah, I'm not sure, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. You're holding miserable because you laugh, you're out. Yeah, with your buddies, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, last tough one, or me, Mark, just talk the whole time. Yeah. Just like doing a podcast for two hours. It's great. And people are helping you out and it's great. We can get done.

They have these delicious hot dogs. It's great. Yeah. I'm actually excited. It'd be fun. Yeah. You got a train for it, you're just gonna go. You going train me for it?

Yeah. You got my bag? You got me. I got you, buddy. You look like you got me. I got you, man. You're just fucking. Yeah, also, it's not just like these crazy fit people that do it. Yeah. You got my bag. You got me. I got you. You look like you got me. I got you. You're just fucking awesome. It's not just like these crazy fit people that do it. So if you're, you know, shy about sign up for it. It's really, there's all sorts of body types out there. Yeah. Feel me. Oh really? Yeah. What shoes should I wear? Think of Disney. What shoes? What shoes?

What shoes? Just good running shoes. You can get muddy, you know, and then think of like hiking too. So like a good like, oh, we got a hike a hiking shoe Like a hiking running shoe like those hokas are really good for it. Bring that out. Hocus, hokas are dope. They're like a tough train like running shoe. H-O-K-A Not that's Gucci boots. No, these You yeah like those. Yeah, really? So it's for your feet. great support that shoes you can wear for your feet Yeah, so so those are they're real cushioning. Yep. Well not those those are weird Hocus yeah, that's a real thick soul. Yeah, those are what like guys who run like

Iron Man, oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, those are like the more common one. Oh really all right Those are like the prettus of the hookers You want like the right now? Should I have in souls just go with whatever I should get those all black I don't want to do whatever you want to do. Well, I got my feet issue. Yes So put your in souls in those things would be all set problems. You won't have any issues. Okay, I would order them now though Well, how about your feet? He's 55 Oh, no, no, my feet are rebelling against me. Well, I'm dying from that's how you start dying You're your head looks, your head and your feet

start to die. Yeah. Not fair enough. Yeah, we get you some hocus. Yeah. I run the tough mudder shoes. The game's some shoes are pretty good. Yeah.

But I have some hocus I've ran. Oh, look, I got some on clouds. The little on clouds are good, right? And what? You know what though, they collect dirt. They collect mud. I can't take it. Oh, those shoes right there.

Yeah, those are nice out hookers have good Traction that's what you want traction because if it's like because it's a different trail than I ran about assuming it's the same Where else? That should be good. I won't have some thick mudder official shirts So say team thick on the back great. I I'm thick. Maybe we're some short shorts, but you're not saying out the front for the pants. Now, where are shorts? I did.

I would imagine you would want to wear pants. Yeah, you'd wear tights, right? I can wear tights, so I think. Oh, like those long tights? You're just shorts with tights? What's better? What are the buttery boys wear? We all wear shorts.

I might wear the shorts with tights I don't mind my ass pulls down my fucking wet dude. So you mean soaking wet tight. Yeah You wet like I'm talking like up to your chest and water my ass pulls shorts down the pulls my shorts down Hey, dude, I'm gonna wear I know what to do. You got this. I went where like a big jacket or nothing like that No, no We got hot you guys cold first and then you just not really who's fine. Yeah, you might be a little chilling the more and then you know It's fucking LA, you know you'll be all right I fucking like runs Apollo figured out anti-chaf green. I Shit I'll get start crap at the end though. I'm like an idea after 10 miles. I'll ask your boys Crampon I get it trail shoes. I didn't eat anything before

Some some some fan gave me a beer right as I was that all of a sunlight. Love. No, that's all bitch shit, dude Supreme sunscreen. You don't need sunscreen. Yeah, cause of attitude. I need that out of you though. Oh, I have a you No, we can play in the old. I don don't, I'm tough. I'm not tough. I doubt you would complain. No, I'm tough. I'm, wait tougher than most people. Oh yeah. No, I was, yeah, Brian's tough.

I don't know. You'll finish it for sure. You'll be running with me and Mark, and then we'll be like helping Chipel up and stuff. Hey, no, I'm just saying like, you don't have to worry about getting left behind. Yeah. No man left behind.

Why would you just assume, I'm not being left behind. No man left behind. Why would you just assume that? No man left behind. No man left behind. Now what would you assume that? Now what was the last time you ran? Huh? What was the last time you ran?

He's a loser to cardio. Can you, how many, how many? What are he hikes though? You hike? Yeah. Have you ever tried to do just 20 burpees in a row? Yeah. Should we get the other day?

I'm scared. He's done that, yeah. So you're in shape, you can go. Yeah. I think I can do it. I mean Todd Filman's gonna do it with. Oh great. Todd You can go. I think I can do it. I mean, Todd Filman's gonna do it with. Todd Filman, yeah. Todd's gonna do it.

There's me a bunch of thick boys out there. Todd's not a thick boy. Todd's small guy. He should be able to run. He did have me surgery. He's in super shape. Todd's in super shape. He had me surgery like a year ago, but he should be all right.

But again, I don't want people to think, oh, we're all sprinting 10 miles. It's like jog, walk, obstacle, jog, walk, obstacle, and but also, you have to jog somewhat. Yeah, but you're like, we're gonna try to send me records. You're like a team, so me and Mark are helping each other out. Can we grab it? In the water.

All right. It'll be great. All right, we got to do Adder off. Wait, what would you say? No, no, no, no, because I heard, no, I heard that there really little, I said gel packs. Okay, you know what I thought you said?

It's so stupid. I thought you said Adderall. No, I said, I do not ask that. No, I said, no, I said you can add a lot of rolls. I'm sure if you did add a roll, it would probably, you know,

it doesn't help at all. No, you're not focusing, running like a banshee. No, no, just 10 milligrams. Hey Brian I'm down, I'm down to stay the night out there. I'm not trying to drive around that morning. Oh, I love waking up there. The low enough The Bronco me and Markin and drive down there. Yeah, we'll meet y'all down there. Yeah, whatever dude. Yeah, it's good. Well, I'm nice the night before get all carved up We got a car bump. Yeah, be an S night. Yeah, anybody else down to doing here Cat no, you're still Calesgan film Casey's in shape Yeah, you're a shape Casey. Look at that better Casey. Casey go bro. Casey got a tailpiece on it. Yeah, Casey got some strong legs Casey Casey I will say this if you're single

There's so many baddies on those trails I'm in and you're I knew that would get you had say no Casey's in yeah, I knew that get them in cases cases acquired. That's why I told Mark Mark single like dude Like fucking go and talk the one. He's like do we're in the middle of a race? And Mark do get all wet He covered in mud then ask her for advice is Mark Harley sponsored by man lion? And Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark and he would have left it. So Mark lost his cat. Oh, God. He talked about it on his podcast. Haydres will say, he has like five or six cats.

He's like five or six. He's a cat guy. He loves, he's so good with animals. Love them for that. So he broke up with his girl, right? She kept the cats, but he would still be responsible for going over there in the morning,

walking the cats, who walks cats, I don't know. So he goes outside, they have like a little fence there to walk the five cats, whatever. Spider, yep, cat's name's spider, goes, you know what? I'm gonna see what's over on those side of the fence. Dips out, he goes missing for how many days? I don't know, like five, eight,

four, eight, four, eight, four, eight, four, eight, four, eight, four, a long time. Yeah, because they're cats and they suck. Yeah, because they're not domesticated, they're detained, but they're still wild. Never, and when I told Mark, I said, Mark, I'm a big deal. So let's kill my birds. Correct.

So let's say you had a cat and you love that cat. You fed that cat, slept with that cat night. They know for a fact through research. I can take that cat, put in my house, that cat doesn't give a flying fuck. They have no emotional, they're serial killers. So anyways, marks, like, you know, I'm making jokes about this cat missing.

I'm not stopping. Making fun of them. Meanwhile, Mark's real sad. I didn't realize he's like, oh, like, you know, I'm making jokes about this cat missing. I'm not stopping making fun of him. Meanwhile, March was like, I didn't realize he's like, oh, dude, didn't work out for two weeks, like, distraught. Yeah. Listen to this. Hired a bloodhound, sniff out the cat. Sniff out the white cat.

And I go, Mark, do me a favor. You hired a lady, she was, she has three bloodhounds, dude. And then you're gonna sniff out the scent and show us where the cat's at. I at are you mark do me a favor how much is it or whatever 800 bucks you take your $100 set on fire it's a complete waste of time lady come bloodhounds done finally done finally cat cat still missing I go mark please shake out of this funk it's a cat get over it he's he sent this a video on Monday he says video video Monday. He's crying. They found the cat like across the street in a bush

Nobody checked the bushes. They found the cat. He's going His ex going oh my god. She's fucking German. She's like She fucking found the cat dude That's good and I go good go, yeah, I go, Mark, don't ever send me a video crying again about a cat and then also, but also, can you move on now? Can you move the fuck on? He's been different at the gym. He's been so much easier.

He went missing for, we didn't hear from him two. Yeah, some people, some people, I don't mean like, we probably, I don't mean like videos like from the cat, bro, I'm talking. It's not boos. I gotta see that. We got spider. We found spider and then is Russian X in the back. Unstice us by the German German. Yeah, would I say Russian? Yeah, same shit. You know what I'm saying? He's a sensitive guy. That's him after crying by the cat.

Because he went through the bushes to get the head. Look at that hair. It just collects all the stuff. You know, you can tell somebody's good person the way they treat animals. Dude, you should fucking see him with the cat. Oh my God. Do you know when he walks them?

You're molesting the cat. He walks the cat. He grabs them by their neck and I'm like, what are you doing? And then he's like nose to nose He's like wild cat. Oh You love dogs just a fucking weird cat dude, you know, yeah, you guys not bubbles Listen to That's I am no

The sir talking German. She's on FaceTime with her mom. Listen to Mark going, listen to Mark. He's all, we did it. And that cat's hungry. Yeah. Yeah, you feel it. That's what it was.

That's what it started me out because it was just hungry. So it was in the past. It was a good show. Otherwise, it probably would just still be chilling. Oh, man, that's amazing. He's a sensitive guy. He's not. Even if I cried, no one would ever know it. I wouldn't be saying it.

That's why I told him. We saw him in the gym that day ago. Why would you send that video? I love him. Oh, yeah. Because he said, I would never solve it. And his ladies crying, they love that cat. Crying, dude. I hate it ladies crying, they love that cat. Crying dude.

Hey, they found cat. God move on, Mark. Also, he'd never talk about hiring like a fucking... Oh, a psychic. A psychic or a medium that talks to animals. So I told Mark to be able to pull. He's like, he's all-zabber. Who did that?

You know, I told him I said, Mark. I said, Mark, $700, pretend I'm the psychic. I'll pretend I'm talking to Spider and say he's passed on so you guys get over it. Well, I opened the idea. I had a family member. I'm talking to Spider right now. He's doing okay.

He was attacked by a mountain line and it was terrible, but I'm fine now. I'm in heaven with the other cats. Coyotes get the one. I had a family. I know people in my family, whatever it, whatever, who, uh, their cat went missing and they took some fur from the cat and they sent it in an envelope to a psychic in North Carolina.

Desperation, dude. For, for reading on where they're stupid, huh? So, they're stupid. They're hard for me to understand. Well, it's, it's tough for me to, it's desperation. It's desperation. It's desperation. It's desperation. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don your dog can be dogs definitely cats. Cats are straight up say fuck you I never told you this one time this guy

We had that we did a video of a leopard killing a dog. We watched it. Oh, yeah, we watched on here Yeah, and this dude this dude sent me a fucking I think it was a DM my camera But it's a long time ago and he said He had a dog and he was a soldier in Iraq. And his dog, he was real close to his dog. He was a, you know, can I get it? In Iraq? Yeah.

And he goes, I'm never listening to you guys again, because you have no idea what that is, what that did to me. He had to pull the car over. I was like, I'm sorry. I wrote him a long thing. I was like, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm not. Oh, I'm not.

Oh, maybe we don't need just listening. I got so much to that. I don't know. That long thing. I was like I'm sorry. Oh, I'm not oh, I'm not oh, maybe we don't need just listening Do you think you might need to face PTSD? A video of a fucking Comber attacking a dog I think yeah We The cougar did and it made a kernel of that dude It was a video. I know but I I felt so bad. I wrote him a long thing. He never wrote me back

I was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to make it He probably didn't even feel bad that motherfucker. He just wanted to reply I think he really some people just some people are just more sensitive Yeah, you know some people just can't take But I just think like I love my dog, I've had three dogs die on me, from old age, but that's what happens. That's what you sign up for.

I'm not gonna keep your dog for 25 years. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna sign up for. It's very sad. Just know that. It's about 10 years of joy after that. It is a nightmare. But also be ready for it and also get another dog and don't.

Yeah, I mean dogs are out there Just want to you know I love dogs your parents have a dog right we were just talking Yeah, they pass away they didn't tell me so I have no idea when it passed away and they still haven't told me what a great way to do it though Like you don't even know when to grieve It's like I guess the pen the pen down when it passed away. And they still haven't told me. What a great way to do it though. Like you don't even know when to grieve. It's like, I guess the pent up. Maybe it was two years ago.

Maybe it was a deal. Yeah, it was. You're all good though. You don't seem too choked up about it. I don't know how to deal with this. Yeah, because he's like, I said, what the, it's gone or he's gone. Like what?

I don't even know when he went. Dude, my dad put down my pit bull. He was like, man, this thing's leg was limp. But he didn't even ask me to make the decision. Yeah, because when I moved to LA, I left the pit bull with him, because you know, I had a big backyard and he didn't even you even asked me to make the decision yeah cuz when I moved to LA I left the people with him cuz you know I'd be back y'all and I didn't know what's gonna happen so I left the dog with him two months in he's like man yeah fucking jerseys dead man like what he's like yes he was limp and really bad took the vet they said two thousand dollars of fixes thing we put her down I'm like I

would have gave you two grand he's I wish you would have sent some earlier Cat you think about butters dying There was too early on about it yet, but I would start thinking about that was your crazy fucking dog chick Did he die no no she's still alive. But she's really out of shape? Yeah, yeah. I left her with my mom down here. I hold her shape. She is gonna be 10 this year.

Oh, okay. Yeah, so not much more. She's not much more. She's either dogs, boy. Yeah. Yeah, mom really did that to her. She looks crazy. She does.

I guess. Did you do like, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what's up? Caroline Pierce, she's the, you see, she does the reporting. Oh, yeah Well, there we go here. Oh, I didn't know they had a count Butters is cute as fuck. I don't know what I do if you passed away. I think you do not tell you do. Yeah, tell me you move on What are you gonna do stop living?

I fucking dog how long is the acceptable time to groove? Yeah? If you're working here, I'll give you a week. How long is that? That's fair. I think that's fair. Oh, wait, dude, a week. And then you buy another one. But that's how long.

I'm also here, you got to come to work anyway. You miss one, three, we gotta let you go. What is the, is that talking of any health problems are he's okay no he is perfectly healthy yeah super cute very cute that is tragic with my dogs died in a car from heat exhaustion oh my god no that a little bit of hope i was i was i forgot about it my my my the workers came to my mom's house my dogs there i was working at leaving Lehman Brothers They put the dogs in the car in July with the windows rolling in New York

The woman who did it was from Indonesia. She did just didn't think and my dogs died immediately Yeah, oh, and then they call me told me I had to leave work because I was gonna fucking lose it The next day I come back and my fucking scumbag friends. I was getting crank calls on my office phone I go see crank calls here my office phone. I go, I like crank calls. You just hear somebody going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I was like, oh, buddy. You know, that's not very nice. Yeah, but it's like What again? This sound like dickheads. They were but they're great No, I accidentally killed my adopted parents dog. What'd you do? You ran over? No, how'd you kill exhaustion? No outside Arizona No outside Arizona

No I know I felt so bad. Oh, yeah, I'm out the ears on a son couldn't five fucking shape Well, it's a long story 40 degrees. Yeah, it's a long story. Yeah, it's a terrible death. I know I felt I felt so I mean it was To this day I still feel bad there. They're like they're fine. They're like over it You know they're like you know happen was out of here, but I feel so fucking bad. Would you just left out there with skateboarding some shit? Something like that you're a kid though. You don't know I don't know like a little motherfucker. Yeah, it's like a No like a kind of like a butters but a little bit bigger. That's terrible. Yeah, I's like a one of them. No, like it kind of like a butters but a little bit bigger. That's terrible. Yeah. I

know. It was it was it was. It was tough. I felt now. Now here's the thing. My I almost started packing my shit. But my ex and my daughter they they ride horses you see and my daughter grew up riding horses. So they look at horses the way I would look at a dog.

For sure. But he more. He's a magical horse. People love their horses. Yeah. You know, for me, I look at him as horses. They live long time. They live a long time.

They live forever, a long time. And like 40 years. Yep. And if there's a movie where the horse gets hurt or shot, like in Heart of the Fall, I'm watching with my daughter. I love that movie. She goes, is the horse gonna get hurt here?

I go, I was like, what? No. But love that movie. Is a horse gonna get hurt here? I go I was like what now Horse good. Yeah the horse good shot and she was like You know it was a whole thing it was a whole thing You know like all right way too we're way too fucking sensitive about this stuff. Yeah, let's get off dog death I'm bringing up old memories and shit horse death dog The crocodiles and the kayakers horses are cool They're just fucking powerful, man. The horses scare me. Oh, they scare me and got they got the biggest digs Yes, the grand Montana my son was like dad. What is that like that is a big black day?

That's the biggest dick you've ever seen yes, and they are strong You're talking about thousand pounds twelve hundred oh dude I made that video making a joke that my horse got kicked to the neck. That thing was fucked up, man. My girl's horse kicked my horse in the fucking neck and it was fucking, it was like a world star. Well, yeah, I think it was on world star with that horse, it's made. There's a horse that kicks that horse and kills it.

Oh yeah, died in seconds. Oh, I never get around, I got it, I never go to the back horse, it's ever. People die that way all the time. People, like you get kicked in the horse, people who work with with horses usually know at least one person who got kicked in the head and was never the same Or do my my stepmom grew up on like a farm and stuff her her friend Titty got bit by horse. Oh what how he's just better Titty that picture when she got her ass bit by yeah, you have dove had to pull the car

We're laughing. Yeah, it's hilarious. Well, car, where there's laughing so hard. Yes, hilarious. She means over. Their teeth are really dull. Uh-huh. So, they fucking bite, dude. It's, it fucks you. It literally has. She leaned over and she said she felt like somebody,

she got hit in the ass by lightning. Like a shotgun. Like a shotgun. That fucking horse bit her in the ass and she had the worst. The other teeth, dude. She had those worst. She had those worst.

She had the worst fucking Bruce. Bruce, I've ever seen him in my life. Wow. Brian, he has the same teeth dude. She had those worst. She had the worst fucking Bruce. Bruce I've ever seen him in my life. Wow. Brian he has the same teeth as that horse up there. Oh. Ah. That's a sabate.

Those sabate. You guys have the same teeth. You may find me all bummed. I'm getting that in this line and I'm gonna have beautiful teeth. It's whatever dude. In our time dude. Look at that. That's right.

Bang. See that's just, that's a nibble. I'm talking. That's a mule. My stepmom's friend got her fucking tipped. Yeah. I mean bit the fuck. Yes.

Well my mom's horse, she's to have this horse. And her horse was next to a stable of another horse that was real nasty. And her horse got in a little swivel and got its tongue bit off by the other horse. Fuck yeah. Yeah, Austin. They're here to try and bite her tit.

Yeah, they'll get you, man. Yeah, you don't wanna fuck around. I'll tell you what, we went to Montana though. There's so many horses, Boston's putting this whole fucking hand in the horse's nose. It's like they know if the kid didn't give a fuck. Yeah, like they just know it was like a baby and he was all like grabbing his ears,

poking his eyes. They were cool with him. You see that, that, that feist thing, where they did that thing on the guys who fucked Donkeys. Oh, dude, nothing. That is my fucker. Dude, oh, timeout, Mr. Hands, best way of all time. But also, you talk about the soldiers

when they get the night vision and they're in the middle east, there's just some dude fucking sheep and they're laughing. No, I haven't seen that. Oh, it's fantastic. Bring that up, Chant. Dude, soldiers, night night vision catch guy fucking sheep

On YouTube or just on wherever was it a soldier fucking the sheep? No, no, no USA. No, dude. We're talking Middle East. Okay guys They're out there lonely. It's late at night sheep looking all cute soldiers catch Guy fucking sheep with night vision. Fuck. Shit. So good. Five, zero darks, 69. That's pretty fucking a,

zero dark 69s, main goats. Yes. Listen, when there are no women around, I guess. Same bid, click on the one says same bid, there you go. Can you show this on YouTube? Oh, it says here on the bill. Go back to the one says same bid. This way? Where? I think let says here on the bill. Go back to the one that says same vid. This way?

Where? Where? I think let's go to this one. Yeah, it says same vid. Yep. Yeah, that's right, we should be all right. Oh, where's it? They took it off.

I'm sure it gets pulled out. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. What is it? I got it.

I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. sex with donkey. It's hilarious and for those soldiers me such a pleasure. Yeah, you're out there I'm seeing fucking action some time and we catch your enemy fucking a horse or goat Dude, how much fun would they have with this? Okay, it's not working. Yeah, I've hit it many times. Oh, you did. Yeah, it's not working Well, you get the idea though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got fucking a sheet. Yeah, it's not growing. Yeah, I've hit it many times. Oh, you did? Yeah, it's not working. Yeah. Well, you get the idea though. You get the idea. Yeah, a guy fucking a sheep.

Yeah, it's not growing. It all happens. It all happens. It all happens. In a pursuit of ISIS. Now they're just probably open. Oh. There's one.

Oh, there it is. Yeah. We got night vision, dude. Now, is he riding that thing or is he just fucking? Yeah, he's fucking that thing. He's fucking. Yeah, he's upon vision dude. Now is he riding that thing or is he just fucking? He's fucking that fucking. Yeah, he's upon it. Big difference. Yeah, so do you think that this was legitimate captured by a drone, was it staged, was it fake?

I bet the sheep is like what in that? And fucking sex with a donkey, enemy. Yeah. Well, that's what it looks like. Yeah. For those soldiers by just a real treat, you know, yeah, Christmas. And I'm gonna, yeah, I mean, it's like, I already got you.

All right. Flag sucks. Yeah, we got a fuckload. Yeah, right? That's the only friend you have. I know. So a while ago, we talked about a story where a little boy got attacked by a pit bull and he was actually shaving his younger sister from the attack.

His name is Bridger Walker. A lot of Marvel superheroes came out and invited him on to set because he was a huge Marvel. He recently went on set to visit Tom Holland on the Spider-Man 3 set. Wow. That's so cool, man. He also says he's very proud of his car because it reminds him of saving his sister.

Oh, that's cool, man. That's good. Yeah. That's gonna be a permanent scar probably. Yeah. It got a lot better though, man. It got a lot better. Yeah, it's good.

Like a little badass though, man. Were they out of somewhere in America, you know? It's so cute, man. Look at those two little things. I know. He kind of has like almost like a host Josie Aldo Yeah, yeah, but Aldo's just the Yeah, just his more that yeah little Joker vibe going on there little badass though. Yeah

That's a heavy cute kid man head Bolson or yeah poor kid All right next one and this is the little update to the Elon Musk story that we talked about he So I little update to the Elon Musk story that we talked about. He sold, I mean 14 billion dollars worth of stocks in Tesla, and now he is going to be paying 11 billion in taxes this year. We know the rich cover like 89% of all taxes, right? So when you say the rich, don't pay taxes, you pay all the taxes. And enjoy read, enjoy read, who calls him a free loader.

And the dumbest person on TV, joy read joy read who calls him a free loader and the dumbest person on TV joy read what a fucking So what are they where they get doesn't matter. Yeah, who cares? What did they get this information that he did that they don't pay taxes then? It's just a cool narrative tax the rich. Yeah, it's like the well-clath book Yeah, and it also doesn't you know, it's like that's that's your answer. Yeah, she's just though She's not listening her based on her worst. She's the worst. She called him a freeloader.

She's just stupid. She's just stupid, dude. She says stuff. Oh, good. Then I'll let the fuck come out. Let's say tax the rich like, well, they're already paying 90% of our taxes. It's so easy to say.

It makes sense. Yeah, you should watch her. Yeah, watch her. I don't want to watch her. No, fuck this thing. We can't play it anyways. Go on, Jim. So this is another really wholesome story. A six-grader recently saved one of his classmates from choking. He gave his classmate the Heimlich Remover. Heimlich

is that the maneuver? Manoeuvre. There we go. Not Remover. But he saved his classmate. Later that day, he actually helped a disabled woman who was caught in a burning fire out of the home. He's getting a habit. He was getting it right. So, he got a special award dedicated to him and his mother said that he actually wants to be an EMT really badly. He always wanted to come people. Oh, damn, little stud, man. Right, all in the same day.

That's cool. It gets bad. It looks like he'd be my son. You know, I don't want to say anything, but it's not the kid's ability. He's so cute is probably in your Think boy man You weren't always a think boy though. No Chebell's vegan dude you are vegan

Well when you're vegan a lot of times your your car intake is going to be going out. Depends how you do it. Yeah, because we got to be careful. We got some boys who are vegan or monster. Yeah, it's hard to do it. But it's not. You guys know I'm saying we like told me. I'm not against it.

I'm not against Smith. Yeah. Fucking Travis Barker. I was the best cardio I know. Yeah, I'm not against it. If you know how to do it, but you got to be those people like Travis Barker, guys like that know they do it in a really scientific way. Yeah, Toby, he been vegan since like,

we say 89, 88, 88, 88. I think sometimes there's a tendency to your carb intake goes higher. Goes higher, yeah. Which is fair. Yeah, so you see like a lot of like, and a lot of people do it for the wrong reasons. A lot of people try to do it because they think,

oh, I'll lose weight. I mean, if it's like, no, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you're eating a lot of lentils. Yeah. That's sort of no, you can't. You can't even eat a lot of lentils. You can eat bad as a vegan. Yes, yeah. Yeah, I'm drunk right now. The people that I've, the hell these people that I've seen

tend to be people who eat, like most of the protein comes from fish, shellfish, and vegetables. Like, they tend to be kind of paleo for the most part. Those are the people that I find. Like, who? Do you eat a, those are the people that I find. Do you eat a lot of crossfitters that I know? G, true.

It's true, they tend to be healthier. If your carbs come from primarily vegetables and not breads and things like that, I just, and you know, if you, I'm a pescatarian, you hear people say that, those are the people that I usually like, they're skin, they're anternutious. They're skinny no matter what though, you know? Not skinny muscular. Yeah, some of them. Yeah, but those are the people that I usually like their skin, they're just skinny no matter what though, you know, not

skinny muscular. Yeah, some of them. Yeah, but those the people that I was know that I'm not a chef, yeah, you know that. Yeah, you, what? Why? Yeah, why? I was trying to listen to your explanation, but he didn't really talk to the pros. I'm just talking about people that I've seen that are I would imagine like I feel like Mediterranean diet that's how they eat. Yeah, pretty much vegetables, seafood lean meats. Yeah, he's the obvious too, right? I feel like Mediterranean diet. That's how they eat. Pretty much vegetables, seafood. Lean meats.

Yeah. Ethiopian too, right? I feel beef's not bad. Beef's not bad. Beef's not bad. Like steak's not bad. No. No.

Chicken. Do you eat a lot of red meat? I don't. I don't think you do. I don't break it down as well. But I'll have a steak periodically and I like it. And if I stick to eating, like I do really well with chicken and seafood,

as a protein, and then I do really well with just like vegetables. But if I eat broccoli and stuff like that, I get all broccoli. You're far. Far, far central. So you know, I'm fine if I'm... I eat red meat, chick-flare.

Stronger than everybody in here. Yeah, and I'll be fine. You know, close up was the ordering chick-flare, I'm fine. You know those people, yeah. That's cool. What else you got you? Hey, hey, what the fuck dude? Take it easy. I care your friends. You know, hey, bro. I don't know them You know always tired and you're always doing a new diet. No, not really. Yeah, you are not really now because at nighttime Nah, I'm not break out

You roll out you break out of whisk. I will say for for Tough Mudder, it'll be all you guys and whatever, your friends or whatever. What do you got to do? Yeah. Okay, so everyone already knows Tarnwood he got knocked out pretty bad, like Jake Paul. And then someone actually made a meme of him. And it was so good that Tarnwood he put it on his page and paid the guy $5,000.

Wow. Why would he pay the guy $5,000 for the picture? It was just a really well done meme. I wonder if it was like, I was like, me. I'll let the rights to it so he can make an NFT of it later. Bitterm old money. What's the point?

Check it out. I'll hold up and then put you in the space. Just dip. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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In the time, just stand here. No one here left. I don't think it was funny. And then this is a proof of a... Hold up. There. Did... And then this is the proof of a hold up there. You said 5,000 like, oh did it or just because the guy made it? I don't know why he did it maybe because he just thought it was just really well done.

So he's like, I'm gonna give you 5k. What else you got, Jen? You hear me or guys fucking cheap? Huh? Nothing. What else you got? Let's go with this and another. Feel good story.

This girl saved someone in the drive-thru lane from choking on a chicken nugget. The hamlet chicken nugget. Yeah. Those get dicey done. She's autistic too. She's 10 years old. Autistic. She's 10?

I think I'm pretty sure she's 10. She is not 10. Yeah. Oh, 10. I think I'm pretty sure she is Yeah, oh, 15 15 close enough. Well, and doesn't she kind of look like Not a 10-year-old chef-chenko My trippin. Oh, no a little bit. Yeah Yeah, and she was awarded a hundred bucks for it. She jumped out of the drive-through window to say this person. Yeah Drive through window to say this person. Yeah. Yeah. The police station.

You want the guys just got 5,000 for a fucking day. All that money. Yeah, right? You're gonna give her $100. I think Tyrone probably made a comment. Going to the fall for that one McDonald's. Yeah. The police station pader.

Not a McDonald's. A hundred bucks. You'd see big dollars of Pamela, right? Yeah, right? Those fucking guys. Yeah, you did that. You know, people fucking setting up like, oh, I was joking, somebody jumps out, I help you. Did you know what I, someone told me,

it might be my brother's like, all chicken nuggets from McDonald's are not deep fried. Ever since I've heard that, I can't fuck with them. Disgusting. Snopped? Yeah, you're coming up with a good nod. That's why I can't, you used to say that the day.

You open up, they're all wet. Yeah, they're disgusting. McDonald's had to come out and show how they made their McNuggets because that rumor went so viral back then. It's disgusting, that's gross. like you open up, they're all wet. Yeah, they're just getting... McDonald's had to come out and show how they made their McNuggets because that rumor went so viral back then. It's just, that's gross, because they're just kinda... They're like, it's all white meat, you're promised. Yeah, maybe.

I'll jump on that bitch. Yeah, they're delicious, I love them. They are, dude, they're very... They're very sweet and sour, they are fresh. Right. Casey brought a whole bunch of them for Thanksgiving. You know what, I ate a ton of those. We ate all of them.

Ah! That's right, Casey ate a ton of them. You. You know why I ate a ton of those. We ate all of them. Ah! That's right, KCA, the ton of them. You did. They're nice. They don't beat fucking Chick-fil-A. No, it's though. No, they don't. Chick-fil-A, so damn good.

We have the family pack. I mean, a bunch of those right now. Dude, we had a family pack of 30 last night with the kiddos. Oh, they love it. They're really good. It's all white meat, like actual meat. Like McDonald's never looks like meat.

No, it doesn't. That's one thing I'm curious. Let it. Oh, fuck you. It's all white meat like actual meat like like McDonald's never looks like me Ribs let it out that you're saying the You're the family pass 30 oh real meat do real chicken tough to beat chick-fil-a and their waffle fries I don't like those fuck you What else you have to you know this actually reminds me when I was in elementary school This is just messed up, this how kids are, but our teacher had a call. You know that phone's inside the room, so you get a call during class,

and then he's like, freaking out, and he's telling us, oh shit, he cussed to you, because my wife just slipped on a chicken nugget and dropped our kid. But all the kids, you just slipped on a chicken nugget. That's what we're hearing. Yeah, that's funny.

Yeah, but then with the kids, you're just laughing, he's like, how dare you guys, I don't know, just met him, he's like, what's so much of your wife's slipped on a chicken nugget. That's what we're hearing. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, but then the kids are just laughing. He's like, oh, there you guys are. I don't know, I just met him. I just saw him just like, I slipped on a chicken nugget. What happened to the kid? He said the kid, so she slipped and the kid probably hit his

head in the back of a table. So it was really, really bad. But he's okay. I don't know. I don't know. You never got, you never got a cool story? Yeah. Yeah.

It's the chicken I got. Some of you guys say stories that were just answers like this guy's like and These drug cartels were in a shootout and this kid was a great piano player amazing He's just award winning and the bullet hit him and the kid went paralyzed and I was like there's nowhere to go with it But the kids okay now, yeah, maybe we don't know I'm not doing great. Well, that's it. Don't tell me those things. Yes.

Don't tell me those stories of the tub. Oh, no. They just end right there. Oh, look at this. It's just the video's too long, but this is basically Steve and they Smith going off on car. You're Irving.

My favorite Steve and they Smith, me like, I have a huge announcement to make. I think I should know this. I got COVID. Yes, COVID. Everyone's all, you're so brave. Oh, join the fun. COVID? Everybody gets COVID. Yeah, COVID. Anyone anyone until the rat. So what's this like here's COVID the boom

I know after the question with our coach players staff the organization I decided to have Kyrie every Rejoin the team for games practice which he's able to participate so we can't play in New York Yeah, we arrived at the decision with the full support of our players. It's because he's such a good fucking player They need him to win a championship We look forward to carers turn the lineup as well as get our entire roster back together All right, yep, and then where and then we got see me Smith. Yeah, but this is a long run. Are they doing really good this season? It's still early be out again and the audio on that's really really bad He's a disgrace will move by the

He's on Vax. I'm bringing him back because he's on vaccinated. I mean, I mean, I'm about the White House message. Anybody they said anybody who's vaccinated, enjoy your holiday, we're going to get through this. You want vaccinated? Enjoy your senior family and yourself. Die. Yeah.

What? Holy fuck. By the way, we want to. I think Steven's rant was more like what you guys are saying. How if Kari really wanted to be a part of the team or really wanted to play, then he would've done it. I agree with that. Yeah, like Jordan.

Oh, that's all he's pretty much like. I don't even know what he's trying to do. Oh, God, yeah. Yeah, Kaira don't play about enough. He's just such a talent. They're gonna put up with it. Yeah. All right, so Kurt Warner wore this jacket

and it's been, it's getting like, he's getting mocked like crazy over. Is it moving? Coming out. Well, it's wrong with that jacket. It's been, he's getting mocked like crazy over. It's a movie coming out. What's wrong with that jacket? It's just, I don't know. But then these are cool. These are actually pretty funny. That's hilarious.

Why did he, there's a gv pop thing here. Oh, yeah, this is hair. Of course, George Kistanza. That's hilarious. Lady Gaga. Oh, this is. First looking good. Might have had some work done. His face looks tough. Where, this is. First looking good. He might have had some work done.

Where she's kiss. Doesn't his face look like that? His face looks extra shiny and tight. Yeah, for sure. He looks like more feminine too. I think this is pretty good too. He's had a smooth over. Maybe some fillers going. He's that. Oh, he made him a little bit over. He's had a smooth over.

Maybe some filler's going on. Everyone's clouted. Everyone. His eyebrows are a little hot. What's he thinking? I'm gonna make a call right now. I think he had himself a little brown. Oh, yeah, it's a more, he's a bow talk. That'll brown it.

Yeah, there's not a wrinkle on his fucking face. Not a wrinkle on his face. That looks good though. Yeah. Chipotle. Yeah, he really does. He can do whatever he wants. He's a stud.

He's need the first guy to ever come from like AFL. Yeah, wow I want a super all B MVP. He was a stud man. Yeah, he was What are you guys doing on those? This guy can't state mine and he puked and I guess because that it was called a he was flagged for a fall start. Oh, that's stupid. I'll show you right here start that's stupid I'll show you right here maybe it's really sick oh damn they called that a false star he didn't fucking move I think for the other side or something I forgot it was it must be super sick yeah well and that's pretty much it well this was kind of cool Yep. Well. And that's pretty much it. Well, this was kind of cool.

There was this like long, high-speed chase with this guy that stole a fire truck and suddenly a homeless man got in front of it. For like 20 minutes, talk to the guy and the guy got out. Oh, wow. The other homeless guy got it. The render peacefully. Trying to maneuver around that man, but witnesses say he was eventually convinced sister render peacefully

Like he's Dude for him man, still a fucking fire truck. Yeah, I always wanted to do. Yeah, I'm gonna do it Some people just decide to take the cops on a chase. They're like I could stop You know, it's we know I'm gonna get you don to wait a minute. Whenever there's a high-speed chase and like the 405 or 101, they literally stop everything and record it all. Yeah. It could be two hours, did.

Yeah. Him just driving through the neighborhoods. So my body never happened. My buddies never knew his father and then later on, connected with his father when he was much older. And his father was just this mercenary, this dude who had like

gone to the French foreign Legion, you know, you know, that it just was in wars and just kind of a rough dude, right? And my buddy's kind of rough guy. So it's like, that's interesting. So he talked with mom and he said, so what happened to you guys? And she goes, well, he and his friend came running into the house. I was pregnant with you his friend came running into the house i was pregnant with you they came running into the house and they pulled out their guns and boarded up the fucking windows and they go we just rob the bank and that we're being chased and she was like what

and they're waiting for the cops and he was sirens and then three days later nothing happens and he goes just kidding I was just fucking around with you and starts pulling up and she was like I'm the fuck out of here we'll see you later. That was it. That was it. That was great that's his dad.

You have any other details that we don't care about? You know this terrible story huh? I couldn't wait for that to end. Do you believe that story? No not at all. His dad wasn't didn't do any of that. But I just wanted to end. First of all, I was really,

did he die this way? Did he die this way? Did he die this way? Did he die this way? Did he die this way? No, I just felt like some people decided to do something crazy and then that guy did crazy stuff. And that guy didn't know his dad.

Well, all right, fine. I guess I won't tell you anymore. Backropper stores. What is this now? You guys were talking about people filming. I said this. So you saw this, too. People filming, fine, I guess I won't tell you anymore. Backrober stores. What is this now? You guys were talking about people filming. Raffle films. So you saw this too.

People filming, so this cop, for some reason, got into an altercation with one of the guys at the airport. I think my auntie was canceled or something like that, so then the cop was out of gun, and then people literally in the line of, you know, fire, I think. Just doing this, get started. What, it's filming it, yeah. Dummies.

All these people Let's see in a second so is the cop doing choking them Yeah, I know all these people are like trying to like a cop the cops the guys actually trying to punch the cops He was just stupid What if that kid knows how this ends for So watch here he pulls out a gun oh shit. Oh shit All these people are fine. Get the fucking kid out of it. Look down.

Get the phone out. Yeah, I saw him. Oh, so what's the guy doing with that footage? Look how stupid these people are. Yeah, give me that little boy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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He was big, dude. Cop that are out of shape and sane. There's so many, though. Dude, I know, there are a lot of them are so out of shape. And some are in crazy shape. And some are so out of shape. Well, Florida, you see some of them. They do, you pull me over.

I'm running, dude. But Florida, Florida, Florida, they'll just have their boat professed on and basically just a tank top over. I mean, they're pretty much, they'll have the guns strapped to their leg. They look rough. Who are these guys? Alberto Janez Suarez.

These guys got arrested. Yeah, those guys. His eyes are very bloodshot. It looks like he got sprayed or something, isn't it? Both. Does look like he eyes are very bloodshot. It looks like you got spray or something, didn't it? Both. Does look like you got spray. Yeah. Or crying.

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