The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 758

Episode Date: December 28, 2021

The guys recap their sets at Hollywood Improv and Christmas celebrations and talk everyone being sick, menudo, Sam Tripoli's wild card attitude, Jared Leto, Cat and Stevie Blue Eyes' trip to Colorado, girl kicked out of her friend's wedding for being too hot, a chicken head found in a box of KFC hot wings, Demi Lovato singing to ghosts and much more! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sure, Chen. We can start, Chen. There it is. Guys, I just want to say that the entire world has on the crumb and I want to say this out loud. Now it's going to be controversial. It's not because I know what you're going to say and film it. What are you going to say? And other people have said it who are way more famous than us two days ago. I just, we go ahead. Sorry, brother. All right, never mind that. No, go ahead. What are we going to say?

I'm not going to say. I wanted to hear what he had to say. We just wait a like, ruin my, we don't like take my, we just have to know. I want to know. I want to know, Brian. I think everybody's got on the crumb and it's all good and it's probably the fastest way to like take my, well we just talk about, I wanna know. I wanna know, Brian. I think everybody's got Omnicron and it's all good and it's probably the fastest way to get over the shit. So let's just all get it.

Phil, Phil, make us an add a great, I think he was Instagrammer, Tweetie goes, hey, I'm not a doctor, I don't know. Don't hate Omnicus. When it makes sense, if everybody just gets Omnicron and we move on, pass the things, we get herd immunity, he was out of no, I'm not doctor. Stone Sheper said the same thing,

and he's fucking literally straight up journalists. So many people on the... I'm tired of talking about COVID, I'm tired of it. But hey, I've known someone to get it twice. They have this variant. No, no, no, you can get a variant. You can apparently, you can have the old variant and you can catch Omnicron again.

That's not science either, right? The only thing is, is the issue with people saying that twice is an default testing. The test are so fucking faultulty are they are they are they are they are they yeah yeah yeah really big time the energy and they are yeah there's an issue because it's a good he's a quite a few yeah you do that that I do I do for the I had got it with the home, my homey that got it, the second time or whatever. I had got it with him the first time when I had COVID back in July or whatever. And then he took four of those tests.

The all from long-gain. They all were positive. Two of those when I think he did the long-gain. Either way you get the green, and it perp the pink thing. Are they not good? No. How do we know?

The real I built it on this trouble. Really? Yeah. But if it's a, if it's a pink line, um, what about them holes selling out? Because I, I do think you can, I do think there's some evidence that the Omicron is something you can get twice. I, I know you can't get the same variant twice.

Like there's, if you look at CDC, there's literally no evidence of it. You know, people were saying that. But the Omicron, everyone's just talking about, they have the sniffles in the mouth. Yeah. And it's like, it's literally no evidence of it. You know people were saying that. But everyone's just talking about, they have the sniffles in the mouth. Yeah, it's like a cold. Yeah. Which is a great thing.

Which got the cold. Which is natural during this time of year. When I tell you that I, when I tell you that literally, I know, like I'm telling you, everybody I know has gotten it. It's up to everybody I mean, everyone. For real, like everybody I know. Wilmington's had a bath, man. Just, let's do this.

How was y'all's Christmas? Y'all have a good Christmas? Well mine was well-plitterated because everybody, my family got six and my parents could get together. Yeah, but I'm the super spreader because what happened to me is I went, I wanna see everybody.

You're not a super spreader because you didn't have it, dude. No, but I went and I was exposed to my nephew. He had it and then I was exposed to a couple other people that I went over to my ex's house with her family, my kids. And they all got it? No, nobody got it there. I mean, they all super spread it, branc.

I know they're super spread it. But I got in trouble because apparently I was, they're like, you went there and I was like, I didn't know until now. And then I, you know, now I don't have it. But you don't have it. So you're not a super spreader. I'm not a super spreader. I might have had it before, but I don't know.

You good. I know I was sick for two weeks. You had it for 19 days. No, no, no, I'm talking about I was recently sick. And then my girl was sick and she took a test. Were you? And she had it. There was a little pink line there.

Oh really? That in home test? Yeah, but I didn't, I was negative. So I took a test and I was negative. But that's a home test. And that was after I was sick, but I was still a I was negative. So I took a test and I was negative. But that's a home test. And that was after I was sick, but I was still a little sniffly. And I took just to see and I was negative.

So. Wow. What'd you do for Christmas, dude? My girl and I, we went to Universal Studios. They're open on Christmas? Oh, that's dope. Yeah. Christmas day for me.

Yeah, I was miserable. No, it's fun for them. That was fun for her. Oh, you don't like, you know what I'm saying? I'm not a music park fan at all was a pack though. Uh, I don't you it was good size. Yeah, it was a lot of people Idea it was pretty packed. She loves it. She had a time of her life. That's all that matter to me You don't like going on rides and shit. I just don't I don't care. I get sick. You know that transformer ride was actually pretty cool It's fun. I'm a one. one. I know I used to be alright. I was shocked. It's really done. I thought I was like, me too. I think we went to the Dern Hallowales. I don't want to go. But do you get sick on rides?

Yes, I can't do I I just I never use I never used to I think it's it depends on the roller coaster if it's like one of those ones that's like dropping and I'm fine with that It's when they turn and that's me. They loop. Oh, I guess so. I guess so. How about this one? The one that goes like this.

Oh, what is that? I get so fucked up. I just don't know what that means. I was like, yeah, yeah. Me too. I can't do it anymore. I love that. You can take a drama, I mean, I can go on it.

Oh yeah. But it's like, now I gotta take a pill. Yeah, I guess it throws off your inner ear for something called my whole fry. I mean, I had to go Oh, I had to go behind I had to go behind the Drive and my there my kids were like is he gonna throw up? Yeah, I was oh, it's tough

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Oh yes, you know about that. Cow, cow stomach lining, and then tendon. I told my guy, I go, I worked too hard, make too much of my phrase. No, I'm excellent. We can toss fucking beef and shouldn't. The Italian... All they did made is soup. Yes, she made, they made Manuto and then in Poussole. I was fucking sti-word.

He's sti-words. Domino pizzas on Christmas. I was starving. I'm like, I'm a grown man. I can eat soup man. I can eat just fucking soup. I know, that's all it is too. The Italian's had the stomach, the inside of the stomach

and you put it, you mix it in the stew. I was disgusting. My mother eats it. I'm like I can't eat fuck wait I mean so wait the time is to what the Italians eat what's called? Tripe okay, okay bring up tripe let me show you what it looks like so it's the lining of the stomach and and a lot of cultures I'm sure the Mexicans eat it as well. No, that's what that's my That's the stomach. Yeah, that's the stomach fuck you. That's what they made my Christmas I didn't need I didn't I refuse to eat I'm not eating that people love it, man I was like I'm a grown man. I can't I can't suit can we whiteen up a little

No fucking You ain't up a little bit of my son's eating him like put that shit No turkey your hand nothing dude just all soup dude damn But then Dom knows came flying to the rescue for large pizza. Oh boy. Oh, so when you wake up You got big pots on that stove. I'm doing And then they made sopas were the fuck they It is tough to just eat that and that's it and then you're like I'm like it's all we're doing a lot of That's soup. So put the post-it in front of you. Hahaha. It is tough to just eat that and that's it and then you're like, I'm like, it's all we're doing, a lot of corn.

A lot of corn, right? No, no corn. No, Pizzoli. No, Pizzoli, no, no, you're thinking it'll all day. Oh. Pizzoli is like a, I'm sorry. You'll wipe a red broth and then there's like beef in it

and then, Yeah, but Pizzoli I think is the large corn kernel. Oh, yeah, they're dead. Oh, I like that.. And then, Yeah, but it's only I think it's the large corn kernel. Oh, yeah, they're, they're, they're, Oh, I like that. I got that in there. Yeah. And they take, they take tortillas and put it, where you starve it.

Yeah, I have to starve it. I have to starve it. You're like, I'm all set on this man. Yeah. Widen up a little bit, guys. You're getting, you get, you're not a gift guy. Not a gift. I know.

I'm like, let's, let's say we have kids, Christmas is a big deal. If you're not a kid, there's still, there's still, there'm like, listen, if you have kids, Christmas is a big deal. If you're not kids, Christmas is a big deal. That's dope, that's dope. That's dope for kids. Oh, you look about 5 a.m. Oh, they were red. Oh, yeah, you got a bad girl.

Of course. Oh, Brian. Santa Brahma TV. Yeah. Oh, Brian made a chocolate chip cookies the way he likes and the toe house ones. You know what the butter and the butter and the butter and all that? Yeah, that's toe house, bro.

Oh, it's toe house. Yeah, you just pull them business house in the dough with the, no, I to hell. That's to hell. Yeah, you just pull them business outside. To hell with the dough. No, I just added extra. You made it first. Why do you say to hell? Because you take the to hell to, to hell with the recipe is two sticks of butter, two eggs.

Well, I do half a cup of, but it's usually three quarters of a cup of brown sugar, white sugar, then all extract. You mix that up. What make cookies do? You mix that up. Then you add, you you know you add flour but Problem is here's a problem with me. What man too big. I'm not a dessert guy. I'll eat the whole fucking I'll eat all the cookies

Especially I'll eat all the dough then I get sick then I cook them and then I eat those. Yeah, I got a I got all fucked up. You know you can do the store at the mall where you just get cookie dough That is basically I love it. I love I get all fucked up. You know you can do the store at the mall where you just get cookie dough Oh, I love it. I love cookie dough I'm gonna create a thing you know Papa. I can't talk nothing. We had desserts all over the place. Oh my teeth We gotta get you to shop. What's what are you doing or not? We're not also my boy Mike goes hey? No, Papa You got no listen this shots in your mouth. No, you guys don't know what the fuck you time up your doctor I'm on my teeth are they? in your mouth. No, you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

You're a doctor where I'm- Oh, my teeth are great. Are they? Yeah. Let me hear his dude. Yeah, right here. Let's hear his dude. No, I need to see the dentist.

But listen, my boy Mike, you know, the head of Thickboy Productions. I know, Mike. Mike goes, dude, I'm listening to, fine, the kid, you guys are so fucking frustrating. He goes, how do you not see the billboard around town that it's a density that puts you to sleep so you don't deal with any of the pain?

Oh. Yeah, send me the link. Yeah, Daddy's going there That's fine. I wake up boom Put you to sleep my dick. I don't care. It's all on my teeth. It's a long process. Just get your fucking just hate No, oh shit. I know a guy that gets put under for teeth cleaning. I get it. Don't I mean if you want to go to sleep I got it. I really don't I don't know that you want to go to sleep, I can't it. I really don't. Huh? I don't know that you want to though, Baba.

I think you can. Well, I'm going to ask him how bad is it. First, he's like, dude, it's just a few caps and you're in and out. Then I'm like, right, this should get it done. Go, go, Baba. He's like, dude, it's a big deal. Go to my guy. There's no pain, Baba.

He's really good. He's been doing it for two long. He's been doing it for fucking two. I know my thing is, my girl set me up with an appointment last week. I just, I'm a bit swamped. Yeah, well, you're like I can't go this week. I can't say I can't make fun of you for not wanting pain because I won't get a flu shot. I don't like it. I'm already nervous about our tough mother.

By the way, I got my way still down. So Hunter McIntyre who is the eight time world champion. Yeah, a tough mother. Yeah, we might want to have Mon. We'll just ask him questions about the tough mother. Sure. I'm talking to him. I'm talking to him today.

Just to say he's just a really colorful dude. Is he gonna run with us? Yeah. Well, he will. Or he's probably doing, there's two different. He's the best. He's in like, he's not running with him. No.

Wait, I thought it was in a competition. He's a champion. Yeah. No, it's not. There's people that start earlier that do it for like a living. Yeah, we're not with no We're fucking eat tamales and pizoli and climb up the moon. Yeah. Oh, no, but I mean I'll like Do you know what the exact events are for for not man? Yes to make questions just a good time You know, and it's not that serious. All right, here's the event, dude. Here's the events.

Water, mud, climber rope, run. It's cold. Good shot. I don't know what the temps can be. Also, it says LA, now this isn't my marketing. This is Tough Mudder. They're like LA, you look it up. It's frowns like fucking San Diego.

It's fucking, it's not LA. It's orange, it's falling. It's anything. Yeah, we're saying LA. Yeah. You know my fans, like, you don't see that LA one. I was like, yeah, Lake Elson, I was like, hey dumbass. That's like, yeah, I'm excited you're still on board. Yeah, we great to. I don't want to know I know Yeah, so much fun. I rather be great. It's so much fun. I can't wait. I'm excited. I'm excited. You're still on board Yeah, it'd be great to do this group. I can't you know, no, fuck Casey's in. Are you? Yeah cats not in? Are we thinking about it?

No, I'm sorry, can't come on, can't really my Running is the mud the cold. It's okay. I accept that. I accept that. Jim, man. What do you think, bro? What am I going to do? We're bracing that. How many of us are there?

It's going to be me. Is this three of us? Three of us. More on that. More on that. Okay. People you know. Us.

Yeah. So we're talking about women. Way larger than this. Okay. Yeah, I would assume. So we're all going as a crew in our group. Yeah. So, yeah, but we break up for thick boy. You don't break up anything, man.

It's like a thousand people all run at once. Okay. I thought you have to help each other over the whole thing. Yeah, you get the answer. Well, I could be like, fucking see you and then do my own thing, but we just stick together. Yeah. Yeah. Like Mark could dust off us, but we just stick together. Yeah, yeah, like Mark could dust Obviously, we all stick together Mark Harley. Yeah, of course that with that size. Yeah, I'm a

10 oh yeah, Mark move get that fuck out here. Why wouldn't he? Yeah, I've never seen a body builder with that kind of muscle mass Be able to do that in a heart like those those buttery bros could have finished but we're all stuck together his funner Yeah, that's not that serious. Yeah, yeah Like those buttery bros could have finished, but we all stuck together, it's funner to, that's not that serious dude. Yeah, yeah. We're not taking it serious. No, let me get down.

There's all these food truck, there's whiskey, there's these huge hot dogs covering bacon and shit. Yeah, it covered in mud. Great. Shower together. Shower? Shower? All right, yeah, yeah, you can do that.

It's like back in high school, in the lockers. I can't wait to see. There's a trough, three and a half years. Yeah, you and I, I picture each other's meaners. Just all naked, that's muddy. All muddy. I mean, you missed a spot? Oh Rubby down hey hey, she pal you ain't touching me. Nobody's like it. Oh, yeah, we're finally gonna see it

When I get home don't be a Just come Me at all Such a shame are all gonna be tiny cuz it's cold. Oh, no Fucking dumb dude. Such a shame. Now, the nicks are all gonna be tiny, cause it's called- Hell no.

Such a shame. Hey, you know what? So I can get off this dig subject. At a great time with you, Hollywood improv. Oh, that's right. We haven't been here since then. How much fun was that? So, I felt like the old days, didn't it?

Oh my god. That was fucking electric. So much fun. That was the old thing. That was insane. I love it. That was great. I know what you're saying.

And racist salmon. Oh, Sam. You was great. Sam, I know what he was saying. And racist, Sam. You know what, Sam is a 90s comic that is trapped in a 90s bubble. He's the greatest. He's the last of the true. We call Sam the last of the true. The last of the true. He is a fucking monster.

The last of the true. He is a fucking monster. The last of the true. He's the last of the true. He is a fucking monster. The last of the true. He is a fucking monster. The last of the true. He is a fucking monster. The last of the true. He is a fucking monster. The shot. Great crowd. So that was amazing. Sam brings

Sam, you know, he, he, he, while boy, Sam's like, hey, guys, give to, uh, please donate to this next comic, please don't. David Lucas. Dave Lucas is a go fun me after he dies of diabetes. He's overweight. We're like, you and I were laughing. We were laughing so hard. I don't have that hard now, no. I know. Did David get him though? No. No, no, no.

You David heard it. Oh, David, he heard it. We were laughing, Brennan, and then we started laughing in the middle of a set, too, after that. I just couldn't believe it all. It just Sam's such a fucking... The way he did it was so like non-smile. Guys, give to this set.

Yeah, I love this guy. He crushes it. You're one of my favorite comics. You're one of my favorite comics. But you donate to his girlfriend me when pass away from diabetes Called me a power bottom because this guy's a power bottle guy. He said I was black. I was like I'll take it Yeah, yeah, he's a little dicey. He's a old school 90s old school big and blacker. Yeah, big and black or something like that Yeah, he and black or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the most racist hilarious shit I've ever heard of. I was like, I don't even think I've heard that one before. Well, Sam will just come up with shit.

I know. I don't fucking know where. He's a walker. We have another one. If you didn't get to use that, I told you, don't complain. January 5th, it's another Wednesday night. 8 p.m. Same crew and a very special guest. That's at the Hollywood improv and that is January 5th. Once you're only 8 p.m. Can't wait. This week we're in Florida, man.

You're ready for that track? Oh yeah, you're in Florida. Oh, do you have Florida in Florida? You start Thursday? Thursday, Friday, Saturday, bringing the New Year's with your thick friend, Fort Lauderdale Florida. I got Oklahoma City, come see me in the first place. I'm jealous.

That's a nice fly. That's a nice fly. That's a great club. Yeah. I'm in fucking. I can't wait to meet that bodyguard. Oh, he's best. What's his best?

I don't know. He's an old man. You can't miss him. Don't worry. You know exactly who he is. Sounds like giant man. Giant man. Giant man.

He's big dude like Mohawk. Yeah. Oh, and he's the best. He talks about all the shitties on it. Like, yeah, I'm decking right. It's like, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, and then he does the merch. We didn't ask him to do it. We're doing merch.

We sold, he's so hot we're there. So we had hoodies left. We had like 150 hoodies left. So I don't have shirts the first night. You know, I don't know what I'm gonna do. So he cuts the sleeves off the hoodie, puts on, you want me like, bring some, bring some, we're like this, go and get you hoodie.

Go and get you hoodie, go and get you hoodie, go, go, go, go, sold out. Go and get you hoodie, cut the sleeve off the hoodie put down you want me like branch out branch out wearing like this go and get you hoodie sold out you want me like bring care we talk so we're going to wear like this man so southern is like me with a hoodie like the way you like this man no no no I'll get you guys a food here I got food here we got wings and they does this the mean greet go ahead yeah your phone get going go ahead phone get going you You go get hurt I'm telling I finished a hundred mean greets and fucking 10 minutes go ahead. Yeah, fun. I'll get you. You go on going you all You guys

Can't understand going on amazing is the best. He's the best. I said dude. I get to like Kevin Hart level I'm hiring you to come on the road with me all the time. Oh, he's the best. Yeah You're that my girl there. Oh man, good guy to have. Oh, he's the best. Yeah, you want a good guy like that. You know that, my girl there, dude, man, look at her tears, man. Go ahead and look at her, dude, man. Look at her, man. She's the bartender. Look at her, dude, man.

That's a good character. I like the way you're doing that. You want to be on the stuff? Because he's like, hey, I got a high kicker. I like that character. I like that character. Yeah, he's fine. He should bring him up and stand him.

He's a great dude. He's a great dude. Yeah, look at her, dude, man. Yeah. You know, she got one of it. She wanted me to take Roy's. You know, she wanted me to take Roy's. No, but look at me, man. He's on deck. I'm on Instagram, man. Go ahead and look at that.. Yeah, she got me. She want to take Roy's you know, she want to take Roy's nobody Look at me man. I'm dead. I'm gonna throw man go and look at that. Look at that body. Look at him trap man

I'm looking at him trap man. He was jack jack He's still big believer in School like he's just a record. He's a reckless boy. Wow, and then someone like set something We're in heck when he's I went and went to get out roughed him a little bit for your man. Hey, yeah, to get a man won't be back. Don't worry about it. Oh, yeah, he was on it with head. Oh, man, he was on it. And so he's a he's an Oklahoma boy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Redneck year. Oh, no, it's like more like a biker club. Yeah. I see more

that. Yeah. Jack. Yeah. Yeah. Big see more of that. Can. Yeah. Yeah, big dude. Oh boy. He's the best. But quick with a heckler. He's have rattles. Yeah, you're gonna be fine. I know you have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have I wouldn't be sure what that breakdown has the best chicken wings to oh What they talk about New Orleans mix or something like yeah, it's like that God I'm gonna cross the street. They have a seafood restaurant. That's fantastic. Oh, yeah

Like jambalaya like Asian Jump a lot. I just like saying jambalai Jambalai I like Jambalai Let's tell you what you don't want to go to when you're there is where that Oklahoma City bombing would happen. So sad. Not a ruined your day. Yeah, so sad.

When they killed a bunch of kids in that daycare, nothing. Yeah, it's so sad. Yeah, well, fuck. Like, as soon as you walk up and like, you get in the middle, it's just heavy. That'll fuck up your day. I know.

We got to do shows that night. We were with like, hey man, you're my brother, shout out, man, like, bro, I'm in front of the... Who was that? Oklahoma bombing. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I'm not gonna post things. Maybe they go ahead and say, what's up with my friend, man, like, hey man, you're my brother shout out, man, like bro, I'm in brother. Who was that? I'm a bomb, I'm not doing that. I got a post thing. Mary, they go ahead and say, what's up with my friend, man, like bro,

this thing to spoo. Who was that? I forget. Mark. Oh, that's right. That was Mark. Mark was like, hey man, say what's up my brother, and I'm like, dude, that not here.

Yeah, it was like, you're my shout out, I'm like, dude, there's like, this is where I was, his brother's birthday. You know, my brother's big fan, he was a brother of the man, so, yeah, I can't do that during the morning. Oh, it's tough. And then we had to do shows that night. Yeah, I say my brother big fan brother. Yeah, I can't do that turn them all this time And then we had to do shows that night. Yeah, great show. Yeah, I'm so jealous Hopefully florida's fine. You know florida love. Yeah, I mean, I don't think don't don't sleep on for a lot of hell's amazing

Yeah, the crowds are incredible and That's a new club. That's a new club. Yeah, it's a whole enclosure. Yes, and Tina did the Stefano did they love it. You're in a casino There's a casino there. So it's I believe it's a Native American. No, it's outside of that I think is it? I think it's they have a can you look it up? A new building. Yeah, all new bill. Yeah, they built it for a casino They tore everything down and rebuilt it. I remember hey, you know what's the new spot now? They have to be the him ands, kind of taking over. 100% green room and the fire.

Like so many vines. That's so dead. As Drake says, so many vines a year. I fucking love dead. I agree. I agree. It was so much fun. So much fucking fun.

Dania. Yeah, I know what it's saying. Dania Beach, yeah, it's Casino. Oh, you're right. Yep. Yep. Wait, did it Casino? Uh huh. Hold on. No, that's not what I'm saying. I know, Dania Beach, yeah, it's Casino. Oh, you're right. Yep. Yep. Wait, did it Casino?

Uh huh. Hold on. No, that's not where I'm at. That's not where I'm at. Go back, Dan. You're a jack. It better not be a Casino. It's right, Dania improv.

Well, no, it's not, it's not in the Casino. No, no, no, there's a Casino and then you go outside to an outdoor mall and then you get to outdoor mall. It's exactly where the old improv was. It's great. That's the one that I remember. I remember it. It's fucking happening. You're gonna love it. It's exactly where the old improv was. It's great. Let's come along and remind me of it. It's fucking happening. You're gonna love it.

It's a complete party. You're gonna love it. It's always been one of my favorite. Yeah, I don't mind Florida. Florida has really good clubs. I think you're gonna, I predict you're gonna fucking love that. Well, I was dreading going to Naples

and that's one of my favorite clubs. Oh, it's great. The Altahood Club. It's great. Well favorite clubs. Oh, it's great. The Altahood Club. It's great. I loved it. Well, Eric. Eric, Eric, for us, Regina makes it. Oh, amazing.

That motherfucker's great. Have you guys done the Orlando improv and stuff like that too? Yeah. I've never done that. Orlando is a little tough. It's just, it's a town. It's Disney, you know? Oh, got it.

My favorite city there is Tampa. He bore, like I love that theater Tampa's great. Oh, yeah, you do Tampa improv. Yes I see a little theater though. I think I'm a Miami Fort Lauderdale guy ultimately, but yeah, we'll see a red dump Fort Lauderdale I like Florida though. Oh, you're gonna love it You're gonna Florida Miami was popping So for Lauderd I was always my number one. Yeah, people love everything.

Like the greatest crowds, the greatest experiences. Yeah. For a lot of people, I think it was my number one. Yeah. Yeah. What's it with North floor? What's it North floor? I guess Jacksonville.

Jacksonville. Jacksonville's. Jacksonville's stuff. It is? I mean, if you can't. Sounds like a belitt there. Can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can I mean, if you can't, it's like a belitt there. Cat Wolves did a special there. No, yeah, I know that.

Sure. The only thing Linn there is not. You better know where you're going. Yeah, really? Yeah, it's not. Yeah, I had a tough time. Fred Ders from Jacksonville, I think. Sure, sure.

How do you joke, bro? I'm like, man, I'm so sober now. Yeah. Yeah, is Orlando, I guess Orlando's not really Orlando's tough because it's just Disneyland. People are there just for like the locals aren't coming. It's weird market Yeah, there's nowhere to go. I'm not crazy. This is North Chin. Yeah, it's got Gainesville with you. So you have Florida's that less Injection from Gainesville. I'm by the way, COVID kind of killed Orlando that whole area where the club is, it's just incredible how many shut down.

Really? Cause Disney world didn't shut down at all. They refused to. Wait, what do you mean? Yeah, it didn't, it didn't. No, no, my girl went with Twitter and I had a COVID. There's nothing.

COVID killed so many of those restaurants there, business, they used to be in the party. Cause they never locked down. That didn't make sense. Right now. In Jacksonville. You know what? It was, it's people weren't flying. The Turks weren't flying.

That's right. And they're reliant turrets. That's what it was. So they didn't shut down because like new some lockdowns. They shut down because there's no turrets to trash. That's right. That's what.

Well, you know, so the holiday madness where all the flights were being delayed and canceled. Yeah, it wasn't weather No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more We can allize more. Yeah, you get it by breathing. Yeah, what can you do dude? I helped my neighbors Care their tree into their apartment. You're a better guy than me. I would not do that They bought me new the newest AirPods in a freaking the thing where you yell at it. Alexa. Alexa. Wow. For carrying in the thing. Yeah.

If they buy it or it was in a gift, they re-gifted, you think. Oh, that's a very good question. Hey, I'd like to think. That's a very good question. I'd like to think they bought it. You think they just had that ready low for you? I like it. I'm sorry.

No, this one. It's on your parade. I'm a real one. That was wrong. No, no, no, no, no, that's fair? Also, that's what you guys would do. We got to live in the truth. And that's a very, if they're like, oh, oh, thank you. Thank you.

So interesting. Thank you. So I was saying to myself, what great people there are. And then he said, do you think they repackaged? Yeah. And I'm going to put all my money. Yeah. Who's going to give a,

the news already have it. There you have it. Like, there you have the AirPods and Alexa. You think so too, Kate? They're like, we don't need another one. Yeah, you're still a nice gift Kat somebody got double gift identity while you're out there like fucking grappling with that tree Like hey, do you have those ear pods and the Alexa right like we already have that Way I would do the exact same thing two people bought the same gift

Yeah, we're sitting there We don't need two Alexa's give it to that guy help this they wrapped it up and everything. Yeah Yeah, they ripped off the Way good gift yeah, pretty so though. I don't trust Alexa. You know the government listens Alexa Oh, my girls dad tried to get me when I said get that shit out of my house They listen to the download the data But man, it can do it. Is that what it does? Yeah, man if you kill anybody, they're gonna listen back to that thing Come on, you can rate you can you can fucking order everything. I guess I don't think that far ahead

No, I do No, let's go you can think you can order everything. You just tell me to play music dude. How about today last last Official episode ever below the belt fish your left showtime as of today at 11 o'clock. It's noon. Wow, I know. About time to make the move. Cheers. Cheers, cheers, cheers.

About time to make the move. It's all good. Yeah, I'm excited, man. Yeah, Showtime and a lot of networks have had a bit of a hard time. I mean, I feel like, you know, Showtime's lucky because they have Brian Daly. And Brian Daly was my boss there. And he's the guy who sees like,

man, we can't just bank on TV subscriptions. Like we got to move into the digital space. And so they started with me and then they went to all the smoke, the biggest NBA show on fucking YouTube, and then they've branched out. So they're lucky they have Brian daily. I hope they realize what they have in Brian daily

because he's one step ahead. He's like, we can't just bank on TV, dude. We're gonna figure this out. They didn't even have a, they had no foot in the door as far as YouTube or podcast goes. They brought me on. They're like, this is what we need to do. Yeah. And then they started hustling. They're couple of comics talking about how they did their special on showtime. So the first special I ever did was showtime. And a lot of comics were like talking. This is three years ago years ago four years ago They were talking about doing a special on on showtime and how it just it was tough because nobody really no room No, you know for me especially at the time I'll take what I can get and then greenland special. I'm all about it

But yeah, but at the same time too like my demo 1836 they're on mind it like they need to access to it So being behind a paywall or being it doesn't do me any justice going All right, special drops tonight at 9 p.m. And if you don't see it then see ya like that's not the way thing Yeah, your people know you through you Yeah, they were trying to do that and it's like nobody's gonna tune in like Comedy Central is different because they have nine million subscribers on YouTube. They've switched over They put all the content on YouTube. Much smarter. Yes.

Oh, in their IG, they post a lot of that send-off stuff like that. You gotta be able to leverage YouTube. I feel like. Have to. What do you say, B? You gotta get it to the maxes. Yeah, I bet that's what I watch on.

This is YouTube is there. But also like, like if you wanted to go viral, like I can't download a link to showtime sent to my buddies, like, Amy, show you, you know, pay for it in the description. Why should I spend?

Well, when you also say the same thing, as big as Netflix is, just because you have a special on Netflix, doesn't necessarily, unless they feature it, doesn't necessarily meet. Even if they feature it. What do you mean even if they feature it? It's rare, right?

Like if they give it a push. Yeah, but- A friend who had a meeting with them and either pull them back on specials because they greenlit 600 and they're not getting and even on their Chappelle special, it got so much attention, but because of the transgender stuff,

it doesn't mean that it equaled views. So even though they forked out whatever $30 million Chappelle, they're not gonna return on it. So they're pulling back on specials. If I told you the amount of people, they've turned down for specials, it would blow your mind. You told me you already told me that.

Yeah, I told you. Yeah, business mind, not a business. People aren't going what they realize are, like, let's say you have a huge podcast, even though you're a beast of comedian, it's not translating those. So those podcasts, or listeners aren't going to Netflix to watch specials.

Wow. And they realize that years after, it's not the same demo. It's like, it's like when you get an actor actor like a famous person because I'm gonna do a podcast Well, dude, you're famous from fucking X-Men. Yeah podcast listeners aren't that's not the demo But also they think that just because they have a name in Hollywood they can come over and do podcasting and it's just not the same Lane I'm not one Rogan stopped having actors on like we were talking about that. We don't have actors on. No, and we'd say the same thing.

Well, we tried and that's like, bro, we'd be playing a fucking character right now. Yeah, give us the truth. Remember we had that booker I'm fighting the kid. Like this guy's from Blackish. Yeah, remember that? We were like, what's up, dude? And then we'd be like, oh man, it wasn't, yeah, it's tough.

They just do interviews weird. Or not even necessarily. They do it like in a tonight show. They do it like it's a connection. First of all, they do it like a connection. But those are all pre, like, they already have those questions. But there's nothing real. They're also actors, it's not that interesting. No.

I don't want to talk about making movies, not that interesting to me. Unless you're a film buff, but I'm not that interested in your experience. I mean, if you had a really famous actor who's been doing movies their whole life, in many ways. Yeah, in many ways. So you were, you were, you were,

you were gonna sit down with Denzel? If you had Sam, I'd jacked him. He dropped some stories or like, Sebastian's for own, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Sure. Guys who have lived a bunch of lives. Yeah, great guys. But that's rare.

And we'll Smith would be fantastic. Yeah, Jared Leno. Yeah, Jared Leno. Maybe, maybe, maybe Jared Leno. Maybe not, maybe very rare. You know, Jared Leno little vegan for 30 years Yeah, you see is he posted he's like him and Toby He's been a vegan for that long. You see him. Yeah, so he used to tour together. Who's Toby?

My boy Toby from a mutual friend and I'm just fine about this now. Yeah, you have a direct Pathway to Jared leto and you just tell me now. Yeah, bring up. Did you see him at 50? It's unreal. Go ahead and bring him up again to Jared Leto and you just tell me now, dude, yeah, bring up. Did you see him at 50? It's unreal. Go ahead and bring him up again. Now, did I watch my Mexican family? Did I watch my Mexican family forced to watch 30 seconds to Mars live in Bangladesh?

Yeah, I did. And that boy can find the same thing. It's so crazy. How is he, how is he 50 or that? How is he look like that? It's unreal. He looks better than I do. Take it easy, bro.

Take it easy. It looks better than everybody in. Take it easy, bro. Take it easy. He looks better than everybody in this room. Look at his hair and look at his fucking hair. Look at that picture. So he's been a vegan his whole life? Dude, he's been a vegan for, he said 20 or 30 years. Cause they asked him, like, dude, your skin's ridiculous.

He was, it's all vegan. He was, and also sleep, and I don't have any vices. He was, I don't drink, I don't do drugs. I sleep, and I eat vegan. That's my, he's like, He also lives his brain life. He's like an an asshole drink blood from hot girls I was like what? Yeah, that's a guy. He doesn't You know, right? No. Yeah, all he does is produce

Yeah, oh he doesn't have any kids. Nope. I'm man. Yeah, yeah, him Not that we know you love you love always my favorite Oh, I was like a mess an actor. Oh, my He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a great. He's a I mean, recognizing me so goddamn good. Yeah, let me see. Let me see him there. He's, you gotta give it up for him. Look at him, he's so talented, man. Who's the actress there, is that? That's the lady. No, you gotta go.

She's supposed to win the Oscar for it too. God, is she great too. Did you see that move? Anyone see it? No, because I'm theaters. I need to wait for it to come out on HBO or some shit. And then I'll see it, because Adam drivers in it too,

who I love, God damn, we got jerked. or some shit and I'll see it because Adam drivers in it too Who I love god damn we got your hey? God I wish I could have oh my god as long here at 50 That's it that's it that's it I saw me he was like better knee-budding and I see him at a couple parties and I saw him at a party And he was wearing like this poncho, you know this sort of regal poncho Yeah, yeah was walking around and I was like, all right. He made these boots like go on this YouTube thing. He was at the last fight. Oh yeah.

He was an out of hat. Yeah, we made fun of him. He's always had amazing style, man. Yeah, I mean, he's always, he was the face of Gucci for God's sakes. You know, hard that is. I didn't know that. I guess.

I guess you're out of actor too. Yeah, he's always loved, he's a creature. He's just a creature man. He's a fucking creature. You know, you grew up famous, you grew up in LA, and you just, you just march into a different drama. Probably a weird dude. That's, yeah.

You don't want to meet your heroes? Because I can tell by his, by his Instagram, probably, I mean him and it'd be heartbreaking. It's very happy with us. No, it's very happy with us. So he says he's cool. Really? Yeah. He's a very happy guy with his look. That's all cool. Yeah. And that's all good. But, um, yeah,

I look at his eyes though. When you got blue eyes like that, you know how many girls he's fucking probably insane. All of them. Well, all of them. I would do just all of them. He's having sex. He's having sex right now. He's having sex right now. He's got me up as a came here. You won't come over and have just a glass of red wine. I'm like just us like you're like sure I say what do you want me to win? I'm gonna say this and I really go do you call me daddy? Yeah, I'm gonna say this and I don't say this. You don't fuck with anything of that nature. I'm gonna ride over. I'm gonna say this and I'm being 100% serious. Let's hear it. You got it.

You would have you over. If you got a little drunk and you were laughing at talks, you watch this. Yeah, this is all he did was say. Hey, this isn't a reach either. And you go like this, you go and he goes, Hey, this is weird, but I'm gonna kiss you. And you go, this you go and he goes hey, this is weird, but I'm gonna kiss you and you go ah fuck it

You're not gay, but I think you would be you'd feel way awkward to not do it You might giggle and you do it. You're not gonna do anything more But you you might go in there you go in there. Yeah, no, you'd have a gay experience with them and it's fine Yeah, it'd be weird and you keep it to yourself and you wouldn't want to talk about it I'd get it out of you. Yeah, look at that though Look at that. What a strange cat he is. He's a strange creature in a great way. What was that drug movie? He was in with Marlon Wings Oh my god That's a great well. It's such a great That's a great it was a drug and they were like drug addicts. Oh, dude. That's a dare and a dare and you'd wreck him for a drink

Yeah, wreck me a drink. There dare and air and off this movie and And Jennifer Connelly they were like they were no I forgot that yeah remember that yes, dude and he has to have his arm cut off Remember how good he was not oh dude. He killed He's not above oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, oh yeah You got to recap it for me. I haven't seen it. Yeah, I've seen him. Oh You knew it. Oh, yeah, oh yeah, look at this. Look at this, hold on. I didn't want you guys to recap it from me. I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it. I haven't seen it.

Oh, you knew it. I just hate when people go, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, no, I haven't. Oh my god, you don't see it. I said, turn it, let off. No, I know, I gotta see it. No, I know, I think you will. I ain't watching it.

I might be, it might be a little dated now, but at the time it was amazing. I bet it. I mean, that probably still holds up. Dude, you'd really like it. You should see it It's one of his best pieces. I like Marlon Wayne's too. Yeah, he's been in the game for I think he has a new special out to you. I think yeah, that drop back in like August. Yeah, he's so good in that Marlon. Oh, yeah, he can act man

Reckway on the dream great movie Yeah, he can act man. I hope family can do it. Requiem, dream. Great movie. Great, great movie. Darren Aaronovsky. Kat, what'd you do for Christmas? Well, I was supposed to go back to San Jose, but I wasn't feeling well. I tested a few times for COVID,

all turned up negative, but I stayed home anyways. It has to be safe. Just to be safe. I have a lot of old people in my family. I didn't want to go see. I think I got it from LAX though. I came back from Aspen the Week before and that's like I felt it like last week. By the way, you're so right about Colorado being like the most beautiful state ever. It's so fucking nice. What are you guys doing Aspen? I felt so

fucking poor. Did you flutten? So fucking poor asked, so fucking more. So wait, ask him, where is this rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, rich, so man. I think he was overwhelmed by the amount of people that was just kind of like walking in and out because he went to a very dog friendly hotel. Yeah. So there were a lot of dogs. There was a St. Bernard literally my size just roaming around the halls. It's a beach. Did you fly into DIA and then drive to Aspen? No, I flew in directly to Aspen. Oh, do you miss skied? No, no, I didn't get to ski. Stevie snowboards a sunshade, right? Yeah, he snowboards. Next time I would love to go snowboarding,

but I'm not very good at it. It's not something you try out yet, it's stick-ly. Stevie, I'll sleep, huh? Stevie, what? We'll sleep, yeah. He'll take his 12 hours to the nap. Yeah, lots and a half. Stevie, I'll just have to wrap it up, too. Stevia's gonna happen up to you.

Stevia is not afraid to sleep a good, solid 11 hours or 12 sometimes, and then take himself a nice good one hour nap. But it's just because he's, Aspen's nice though, yeah. Aspen is so fucking nice. A lot of whites. A lot of whites. A lot of people looking, not in like a weird like racist way,

but like very like, huh, there's an Asian person. Yeah, they probably thought you created an app Asian person. Yeah they're probably like crazy. That's true. Yeah I think it's just one of those things where like every time we sat down at a restaurant I can feel someone looking at me from afar and ever now and then like I'll do a scan of the room and there's like a old like white man just kind of looking over not like in a more so you're three. Yeah more so you're three.

If I think you're aficion or some shit you know they can't have. I'm maybe. That's what it is. It's attracted to you. That's fair. Yeah we more so you're intrigued. If I think you're up with Fina or some shit, you know, they can't have. Oh, maybe. Yeah, that's fair. That's what it is. It's attracted to you. That's fair. Yeah, we're the old guys like, rock hard. I think it's a little different

because you have this warlock of a wife. I was gonna say, that's what you're gonna go, I just want to rock hard. He's like, God damn it. I think it's also because I was with Stevie, the entire time I was there, all the other Asian people, all four of them, were in groups of other Asian people

I was the one Asian person with like a very like blonde hair blue-eyed white guy so it looked very ruffle some fabulous. Steve is a good looking mother fucker man. Dave's good looking dude. And he's a smart the price staring at Steve. Steve is probably. Steve is highly intelligent. Oh my god Steve could have gotten a sugar daddy and asked him so fast if you wanted to. Sugar daddy or sugar mama? Both. Either one. Stevie's big. Stevie's very smart and very good looking. He's very curious.

Big dick. You can't not love him. Big dick fat ass. Yeah, that's the thing. He's got everything covered. Big dick, yeah. Sugar daddy be easy, man. Friends get all serious, I'm trying to make it funny.

Yeah, we all love Stevie, man, you know? He would get it. He would get it. Yeah, there you go. You can make a lot of money. Yeah, just with love Stevie man, you know? You would get a, you would get a, yeah. Yeah, here you go. You can make a lot of money. Yeah, just with that big dick. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, just making that thing.

I don't see anything. It'll just melt in the acid. It'll just melt in the acid. Nothing, nothing, nothing, fuck it. Big dick. Have you seen it? Yeah. How have you seen it?

I've seen it. Oh, yes, I remember that. Yeah, you just have to know, ask to see it. Remember how many of you saw this. This is seven two. It's working with the piece too. I'm very impressed with his deck. Chris is coming on.

Chris will be on here, Chris is coming on the fight command too. Junior 20s, I can't wait. Can't wait. Let's come out here. How you see his dangling? You just be seeing dangling. Show me a picture of it.

Yeah, he sent me a pic of it. It's very impressive. If you got a big dig, I mean, show it around. It's like having a Ferrari, man. You want to show your buddy. He's a, he's a big, good looking fella with a pick of it. It's very impressive. If you got a big dig, I mean, show it around. It's like having a Ferrari, man. You wanna show your buddy? He's a, he's a big, good looking fella with a piece on him. Don't kid yourself.

Don't kid yourself. Yeah, I'm gonna tell the person that. Three kids, too. He's got three now. Yeah, he's got another one. Jesus. Like Tina Mama. Pumping them kids out.

Jim, what'd you do for Christmas? Parents house with my girl and then our friends last whole time or some shit no no they're cool they got their boosters to yeah pop a shop's out here now and he made sure everybody's vaccinated and he's he's he's out here right now he just landed yeah I was it 12 years I guess 81 and he just is not careful enough. He just has never been. He's like, it's unbelievable man. He's going where he wants, having people over all the time.

I'm like, you know, I haven't caught anything. Sure hasn't. And he's two six, two six zero. You're just two six zero. That's he gets that. It's good.

I'll be talking. I said that, Bob the Count, I ain't gonna say it. All the way to my family, my mother, my sister, they're all hysterical. They're like, he's gonna get it, he's got comorbidities. And he's like, blah, blah, blah.

Where are we going to eat? You know, it's unbelievable. You don't care. Good for him. It just does not give a fuck. Sometimes you just gotta live your life. I've never seen anything like that. Yeah, you don't wanna live the last years of your life

in a flocked house. Well, he tried, you know, when he saw me, when the bad one was coming around and before they had a fax scene, come out of the original code and fucking go near him. And he goes, oh man, he came over to hug me or shake my hand and I go, no, no, I'm not hugging you. I don't wanna get close to you.

And he goes, you know what he said? Oh, you're one of those. I'm not thinking about it. He goes, oh, you're one of those. I'm like, dude, you can die. What the fuck are you saying? You're 80 and you're not you know He's 80 he probably he's just like the last few years your life

He older people you know All right chin what He's all right, chillin' what he got. All right. Whoa. What? I have some crazy buzzing real quick, but it's gone now. All right. Here we go. So there is a TikTok going viral right now

because a woman claims that she was disinvited from one of her best friends wedding as a bridesmaid. Have you seen her? Because she looked too good in the dress. Fair point. And a lot of people are saying that this is bullshit. Just so she could post photos of herself. Brandon, she is gorgeous.

She's straight, far from all of you. Absolutely gorgeous. But you are thinking this is a lie that she got disinvited because she looks too good, because one, the bride picked out the dress ahead of time. Two, if your friend looks like this, you know she's gonna be like, you know she looks like that. So everywhere she shows up. Yeah, but she might invite her and then be like, holy fuck.

Oh, she's humble. Yeah. No, this takes you. This is a girl that was supposed to be a bride's maid. It's not like a regular guess that you didn't know she was gonna turn up looking like a fucking Victoria secret model. You knew this the entire time you guys were friends. So people are speculating that she probably did something else

that got her kicked out of the wedding. She ended up posting a bunch of these photos and she went viral. You have rightfully saw this. She's gorgeous. She's so gorgeous. She's so gorgeous. Yeah, I'll move her into my house and I'm gonna know her.

That's what you know. I'll donate to her go fund. I'll move her into my house. It's like, you know, where do you need a place? And we'll see what happens, but I'm willing to roll the dice here. You might be a bitch and I'll put up with that for about five, 10 years.

I know. She chose for me. I'm a close friend uninvited. Now that's very strange though. Did her still take some firepicks in it though. That's what she's claiming. We don't know who the friend is. So this is all like an alleged story. I can see a girl saying that

I'm gonna see a girl going, you know what? I just can't do it. Which is so weird to me, but I can absolutely see it. The only thing is this is on TikTok where a lot of people make up things to go viral. Oh, so it's kind It's one of those things where I don't Look at our TikTok now she looks pretty thirsty for likes too. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's what I'm saying. Now she's like capitalizing on it.

Either way, or she might be crazy. Either way, gorgeous. And gorgeous girl. 209,000. She's from Germany too. Mm-hmm. I think prior to this, she had a few thousand followers. But she definitely blew up since this TikTok went viral.

But she always look good though. Look at these photos right here Yeah, she's got this how much of this is a filter I don't think it's a lot of filter. I think she looks like this It's pretty hot. If you she was standing here in person. I don't think They can filter like curves and all that shit, but she's a pretty girl Yeah, she's been like this is jump. Yeah, that's that's crazy Looks like she went to the same doctors here on a grande huh?

She does is she not all natural no, I don't think so I have to work down the face lips, but still Great work. Yeah, that doctor is fantastic Good for her. What else you got? All right, I'm gonna run days had to work. Oh, yeah, she watches on Sam and cat. Yeah, she's her. What else you got? Um, Ariana Grande's had a work done. Oh, yeah. She's watching Sam and Kat. Yeah. She's on Nickelodeon. She's had some plastic surgery done throughout the years, but as a research, got a nose job and then she stopped tanning a lot. So a lot of people now are saying that she went from black fishing to looking Asian, which I don't see the Asian part, but.

So there's this fucking YouTube thing where they take out all the music and you just hear them singing when they're singing You have you seen this thing where you can hear just the vocals on famous singers and in some not so famous singers and you listen to all of them and they're all amazing And then you hear that fucking woman saying oh I used to be a Broadway. Yeah, she was a Broadway to be on Broadway. Yeah, she was a Broadway. Like I'll before any before. Yeah, before Nick Lodian. Really legit. I don't know the condition for that role on Nickelodeon in order to create a fan base for her music career. Wow. And as soon as she's her music pop off, she left. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She also. You see her on that Sammy catch on my son. It's his favorite show. What is that? Well, Sammy cat on Nickelodeon. He loves on Netflix.

And how what like you see her in the first episodes and she's completely different looking. She has different, yeah. She sounds different. Like bigger face, everything, that's weird. Yeah, her original start was on the show Victoria. She looked different. Not a bad thing if you're on the show.

That's why I watch her Victoria. Yeah, Victoria, she's very... And she's like second fiddle on Victoria's. You like second or third, she wasn't the main star, but the biggest star. That's her right there? Yeah, that's what she looks like on Victoria's. You look second or third, she wasn't the main star, but the biggest. That's her right there? Yeah, that's what she looks like on Victoria's. But also a young kid.

Yeah, yeah. So it might be her face. No, no, no, no, no, no's job for me. Come on, the no's, yeah, the no's job for me. Yeah, listen, you should be able to see this because you've had work done too, you know? Hey, man, bro. In this room, you had the most work done.

I had my fucking eyelids, because I couldn't see. Sure, sure, sure. And then I had maybe work done. I had my fucking eyelids because I couldn't see sure Sure, sure, sure, and I had maybe a hundred Some dots, that's it. So what? We had three procedures. What do you need three? It's three more than anybody. What the fuck three? Where do you come up with three skin stuff? The skin is I had to He has to get doesn't matter No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's for health. That's for health. There's not for seizure. They just they they they they freeze it like little marks and that's for health Yeah, that's for health dude. Well, they still counts as a procedure

It's about the hair transplant and you had your little ball of fucking five Spitchers a time what you do and it didn't even take man, but one one person said cosmetic surgery Go to the right of that one that you're on game should recognize him I don't want that I'm on yeah, it's like the three the three of her like evolution of her. I don't have a problem with it. Yeah, you tell me she's on like better I'm okay. She might have had her nose. I don't know the nose for sure. She looks a little more different Yeah, she had her nose for sure She's that her nose down her lips too, or is that just really good makeup filler filler? Yeah girls are filler She'll expand tasks

She's tiny shoot up the comic store when she's dating Pete Davidson. Yeah, she is fucking So tiny so little biggest bodyguards in the world real skinny Yeah, it's tiny little thing short four eleven maybe what what tiny dude no one are Pete Davidson's big Dick looked big in her head. Yeah. God damn it. What else you got, Jen? Mm-hmm. Wow. So Japan is set to open its very first esports high school in the spring. Makes sense. Basically, it's going to be a regular high school where kids learn the normal Japanese curriculum

and then for electives, you have different options in gaming to choose from so you can learn how to Program video games you can learn how to play video games in order to become a streamer or an esports professional And it's all happening in Japan. No big sense though Gamers make a lot of fucking money. What do you say gamers? I know I fucking money so much fucking money damn some of the biggest Internet creators are video, people who play video games. And people just watch them play, the game. I used to watch people play.

So you did? So you would go to the school, take your regular courses, but then also take courses in gaming? Yeah, so instead of like, say, taking theater as an elective, you could take a gaming course. Or instead sports, you do gaming. Yeah, I think they still have a PE curriculum within their educational system.

So it's not like you're neglecting physical training. So you're going to school to play video games. Yeah. Well, you're not going to school to play games. No, you're like learning like the ins and outs of it. And how to create like create games. Yeah, it's the same way how we have like coding. Yeah, you have a code.

I realize I'm old. I don't even know what to say about i know the future i don't know it's it's been huge i like this out staples the cell huge arenas just a lot of the game in the gaming and then all the kids live together like teams they live together like uh... like uh... fucking navy seal team they have a nutritionist practice but i think i of a gaming nerd

isn't the same thing as you were growing up. Now they're like fit, good looking in shape, drive crazy cars, super successful. Like that. It's like this girl friend. Kick ass at these people. Like that ninja kid who we have the same business, I mean, the amount of money.

Oh yeah, ninjas a huge creator. Who's ninja? Who? Ninja, this guy. The largest content creator in gaming with the same merch guys and I'll go in and see the amount of merch that kid sells it's fucking stupid damn that's him I mean these are the deal with Adidas yeah it does and he went to some uh platform where they paid like 50 million just to only play on their

platform yeah these kids make stupid wait so now I can't take it. What is he doing? That worth 40 million plays video games It makes 95,000 from streaming on Twitch and you just play video games. What what video games? Fortnight or whatever it's good at all He's got a great you have to lot of things. No, he's specialized. He's great at it. You have to be good in order to fucking get paid. Specializing Fortnite, Halo. Everybody knows how to do it.

He has 24 million subscribers, dude. Yep. Shout out to the acu. Yeah, he had his own shoe with fucking Adidas. Like, he's a mom. I love it. Yeah. They even make like special chairs for them, right?

Yeah, they're a special gaming chairs. Yeah, special gaming chairs, that's what I thought. Yeah. Yeah, these gamers are the real deal. Yeah. Those chairs are cool. They're cool. That's cool.

Oh, great one, Mark. I love the first part. It does for a fight campaign, like these. Not that one. I like that one. I like the ones that look stoked. I don't like you, then I have a back. Really?

Like the lean back. You know, everybody's sitting out. That'd be fun. Not terrible pricing for a chair. Either our chair's a more expensive. What's that? I know, it's like 240. Those are more expensive. Why don't we think it's like 240. Those are more expensive.

Why don't we think about it? Oh, these are more expensive. So expensive. These? Yeah. How much are these? A few thousand I think some like that. They're expensive.

Yeah. Collectively. We could have went to, I think, perp. I don't remember if it was expensive. Yeah, I think it's the one that I'm going to spend. I think it's the one that I'm going to spend. No, we could have went to fucking online only over the hell it is.

It's some cool gaming chairs. Your old ass and gaming chair be sweet, dude. Yeah. I don't say my ass. Come on. Okay. What else you got, Joe? All right.

So a woman from New Hampshire was on her way home from a vacation over in Europe. She was in Italy and Paris. When she came home from Europe, she noticed that when she opened one of her three suitcases That all of the gifts she had in her third suit case was gone and replaced with dog food and So now she's complaining to Delta about at some point during her flight Somebody from TSA or What's the gift? It was leather leather jacket a few bags that she got for family members or in christmas

poor thousand alright well my girl had all her shit stolen where psa uh... no uh... for sure on united and she had all her back stolen do you think stolen are lost no well not only with it do we know know what's stolen they have the guy on video

Walking out and he went up to the cart and sold it off and he had done it to other places like at the baggage claim Cops, you know had them and everything else never heard back from United never heard back from the cops And this three years ago never got any money. I know where they gonna do it. Well, you know You're supposed to give you money. Yeah, you know and but nothing And trying to follow that through I'm not expecting money for that. I'm usually supposed to give you money. Yeah. You know, and but nothing. And trying to follow that through could help. So I found me and I had him like, I can't do it. Get to your luggage faster, you know. I was just laughing.

Well, when the cops have their, I thought, well, most of you knows a lot of shit. I know, but if I'm a cop, like what do you want me to do? No, but airlines are supposed to get your luggage. They're supposed to have responsibility for that. But their liking can guarantee once it's on the roundabout. After that, it's like, hey, Doug, get there faster.

Yeah. I mean, you're done. Yeah, if I'm uniting, I'm like, oh wait, wait. I mean, and you can, and you can like, and I'll give you like 300 bucks of bags and shit, it's like, that's why I love when celebrities and comics can play about airlines on social media. And you unite, it's like, cool, don't fly, United.

I tell you, I tell you, I tell you, I tell you, I tell you, I'm not fly spirit anymore. And the guy looks up like this is a big line. He goes, what's that? And he goes, I'm not fly spirit anymore because I have to pay for my back. And the guy goes, that's fine. Either airline.

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If you said to me you got to fill out this brochure and send it in give you Oh, no, no, I'll do you one better. I'll do one better. Hey, I'll do you one better my girlfriend She's like what do you want? I'm like, I don't need anything she's like well if you're gonna buy somebody by and I want these lights for my bronco So I want these three lights. These lights are going top lights on the side and lights for like this Nerf like fender bar. Sure. The other two came, I put them on whatever they look great. The Nerf bar came, they sent me the wrong part of whatever. It's this huge box and she goes, I didn't feel like a Nade on fit. It's like, you know, Nade on her box. I'm sure she was done fair. No, she goes, all right, we'll box it up and then just, there's a return note on there. I go, that's never happening. She would even mean I go, It's like, you know, 900 bucks, something she was done fair. And no, she was, all right, well, box it up. And then just, there's a return note on the rego.

That's never happening. She, what do you mean I go? It's just, we're just gonna take the L. She goes, what? It's just not gonna work out. She goes, no, this year, Christmas give out, I don't care. She goes, are you shitting me?

You won't box this up and take a UPS. I go, not a chance, not a chance. Matter of fact, if it was $4,000, I wouldn't do that. I have, I have, really? It's such a hassle. I get a reb-gip-gip-gip-gip. What did you just put it back in and get it? They sent the wrong part.

It's like, I have small packages in the back of my trunk right now. And all I have to do is just drive to, all I have to drive to, look at them, come at them off and give them the code that I have on my phone. I just can't do it. It's just too much.

Really? I don't know, man, I'm fucking the worst with that. Y'all different, really. I have my phone. I just can't do it. It's just too much. Really? I don't know, man. I'm fucking the worst with that. No different. I'm already exhausted when you said that you had a, it's a how big is it? It's a big bar. It's a big bar that goes on the front and there's lights. So I got it from Rough Country. Rough Country, you fucked me. You fucked me, Rough Country. You fucked me, dude. My Christmas was shit because you sent the wrong part. It doesn't fit on the Bronco. It's for a four-door Bronco Mine's two door. It doesn't fit. Yeah So if anyone has a four-door, if you want to stop buying, pick it up and then box it yourself, you can have it You'll do it. I'll give it to you. But even then, what would it be? And I don't want you in my house

I'll just leave it on the side of the road. You pick it up up So what is the bar? It's like there's a light the light bar. It's like the front fender It's like a it has a came because I have the the first edition of the Sass watch package It doesn't work for your one. It has four lights on it. It just doesn't okay That Yeah, but with four lights across the floor. It already has the nudge bar. It's a nudge bar with four lights Oh, I see and so the ones you got you is simply too big It just doesn't it doesn't fit the two doors with the the first for the four doors So it's not right there. They sent me the wrong fucking one, dude You know you it's that yeah, they sent me the wrong fucking one now you got

You got to take those screws you got to put all that stuff back into the box and send it back It came it came three weeks late to fuck you rough country. There's no way you can do it. Don't buy rough country Well, don't be too much hard on it's yeah I Mean to do it. They're some of the wrong fucking I took her Yeah, dude. All right, people make mistakes.

Yeah. I'm about to business because you've got to be fine. But also make it right. You know what I'm saying? Because I'm not going to pack it up and send it back to you. I'm not going to pack it up and send it back to you. You've got to come in with the other one and then just take the other one away.

Yeah, just, but I need a guide. You want someone to come pick it up. I'm not doing all that. I mean, I, I, I, I, you're a bad person, but I get it because I'm the same exact way. So I can't really say much. I get all even something all ordered clothes online. They sent me a small.

All right. Well, that's what it is. Peace of mind, I'm just not gonna get the, we had a spot holding, we had to do our tuxedos and, and oh my God, the raw brutal. What happened? I, they forced us to go to the shop to get suited. Otherwise, they went, pay us. pay us to me and Brian go in there

First of all getting us to go and get fitted. I can't believe we did that. I can't believe it We go we were less busy at the time. Huh less busy. We go into Chino They all say the name is in the Chino. They took the measure and the suit, dude. It didn't it was way off one leg was cutting off my circulation The other leg was I couldn't believe it. I was like and I just said I can't we even set to them We go we I can't endorse it if that's good. I can't I can't have other people. I think they're out of business I think they might be it definitely It's not a guy rodeo It's not a good business model. It just doesn't work to it's a good business model thing

I couldn't even close the neck. I'm like, I can't believe we did that. So you get to drive all the way to Beverly Hills. Me and him drove down there together. That's fitted. That fucking suit sat in my suit came two weeks later. We picked out the cloth. Remember we picked that the cloud. I don't know how to pick out cloth.

You don't want to go back and send it back. This one's good. That is what it is, man. Yeah, damn. What else you got, Jim? Yeah, it was hilarious. Yeah, damn. What else you got, Jen? Yeah, it was hilarious. Here we go. So this is an older one.

I saw this. Demi LeVod. Oh, God. What's wrong with her now? They, they, they, not hurt. They, they, they, what's wrong with them now? Yes, what's wrong with them? On Van Gogh's show. She was, they were, I guess, doing a ghost encounter and the ghost

happened to be a woman named Carmen, who she sang for in order to help heal this ghost's trauma. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. I saw it on the show. The ghost gave her a stand-in-on-vation apparently. Yeah, really. That's what happened on the show the ghost gave her a stand-in ovation apparently. Yeah

I love out about the trauma caused by men And here later the star helps calm and heal with a song It's weird sounds it goes light than me the body's performance and even offered a standing ovation Okay, cool. She's a talent. Don't she's smoking She can fucking Okay, cool. She's a talent, don't she smoking? She could say they can sing. They can sing. They can sing. Why is it they plural? It's really awkward annoying, but okay. Yes, it is. They is fine. They is fine. They is, they can sing.

Yeah, they is talented. She's got some. She's in D-n-gage. Yeah, all the damage. Yeah, yeah. It's got all all the baggage United did not lose her baggage They did not stays with her They gave her more Yeah, Fauci Oh Fauci's telling us not to celebrate New Year's. He's thank God for Fauci. Where are you seeing this one at huh?

Fauci Now, yeah, there's no Fauci. Huh? Fauci? Now, I just... There's no Fauci. Fauci said. All right, so this one's just, I guess, Joe Biden did a White House call. It's called Santa Tracking, whatever. You know, so the people call in with their kids and they talk to Biden.

I would never do that. Anyway, so this guy, at the end of the call says, go brand, go brand. And we know where go brand is right from. It was an Ascar driver. He won, he was doing, you know, whatever the interview. And behind him, they're yelling, fuck Joe Biden. And everybody goes, banner fired up.

They're saying go brand it. Let's go brand it. Now, it's hilarious, but here's the problem. That poor NASCAR driver can't get any main corporate sponsors now. Can he's associated with Let's Go brand? He's like, hey man, I'm in political. He's like, I'm in political.

I want nothing to do with this. Oh, that's so crazy. That's true, that's crazy. He looks so innocent too, Brand. Fuck Joe Biden in the interview is like, let's go brand and that's fantastic. And that's how this went. So I did a thing for Discovery Channel

where I had to hang out in a NASCAR thing for a weekend. It's intense. Yeah, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, and they are intense. They're not the most woke group. I'll tell you that much. That's for damn sure. They're back then anyway.

This was fucking 15 years ago. Who's a black driver now? I was like, I was like, whoa, you guys. Hey, that everybody. It's, there's a lot of them. But it was, I was like, let me play the clip. The dad's getting some shit. I'm a wonderful person.

Hey, well, yeah, I hope you guys have a wonderful Christmas as well. Oh, thank you. They're Christmas and let's go brand it. Let's go brand and I agree. Hey, by the way, where are you in Oregon? He just so old, he doesn't, he doesn't know it. The White House brought it up. He's like, I don't know what's happening. That was a bummer.

I didn't like that. Don't say that. I mean, he said it was a joke. And it was just right. That's disrespectful. That's the guy right there. Yeah, it's still the president of the United States. I would never do that.

I would never do that. That's fucking different. And he thought it was going to be like an automated call that he just leaves a message. But he actually got the president. He's like, oh, crap. Let's go, Brandon. If you got the present, he's an older man.

I don't know, man. I'm not gonna be easy. He says I don't have anything against Biden, but he thinks he'd be doing a better job. Yeah, he was just trying to do a thing. I would never do that then he hung up. It is a douchey move. It's still an older guy and still your president.

Like when it become cool to hate on the rest of the world. I don't like Biden at all, but I'm not gonna hate him. Well, not only that, he know, he's a man whose- That's what he's gonna do. He's gonna do the long life who lost- He lost three children. And a wife. He lost his wife. He's been through a lot of tragedy.

His other sons of crack at it. Yeah, he's not a complete asshole. He's just- No, he's actually good at it. I don't agree with his politics. No, I don't care, I can separate him. I like the president of my country. Yeah. I'm gonna be respectful as fucker by seeing him. Yeah, I would never be. I'm calling him Mr. President. Yeah, I'm gonna be respectful as fucker by seeing it.

Yeah, I would never be. I'm calling him Mr. President. Yeah, I'm gonna bow down. He? I did. Go Brandon. That kind of cheap shots herb. That's weird.

Yeah, it's vulgar. Yeah. Fuck off. What else you got, Jim? This right here, I don't know how real this is, but that's pretty real. Is that real? I've heard of this happening. You listen. How many chicken fucking tenders

they make around the world? You're gonna get ahead every now and then. I think it's fantastic. I think it reminds you that you eat a chicken. Yeah, so someone, I also think Chin would eat that chicken, right there. I'm not the entire, well, there's certain beaks I would eat, but not that you would.

If it's deep fried. You eat the beak? You would dip. It's deep fried. I would dip that beacon Yeah, I ate tails. I had a pigeon's head. I grabbed a tight little fucking beak sure did night that fucking head It was like it tasted like liver it was in France It was a live chicken. No, I know pigeon pigeon

You ate it you ate the right of the air. No, not a live pigeon. It was a, you know, it was a forest pigeon. It's a squad, you know, yeah, anyway, anyway, yeah. So here's what they do at the restaurant. They present you with the head of the pigeon and they hold a napkin up. So we're, they hold a napkin up and then it's a ritual and then you take the beak and you, hmm, what the napkin, so people can't see you eat. So traditionally in France, there France, it's illegal now, but the biggest delicacy was there's a tiny bird. It's about that big. It's like a hummingbird.

And there's a season when it flies across France. And you catch it in a net. And what you do is you take the bird, you basically, you fatten it up, you get it super fat for like, I don't know, three weeks, you just feed it, the feed will, feed, yeah, like a big, so now it's all fat and shit. And you take it, and the way you kill it

is you drown it in brandy. Okay, well, I know, you drown it in brandy, it's pretty rough, and then you roast it, and then you basically would take a napkin or a sheet put it over your head So weird so nobody could see you doing this and then you fucking eat them whole now Now when you're at your skulls Get together you're meeting for the skulls and you guys would kill these birds and toss a white sheet over your head Now hold on now did you guys use the end? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I would have to know exactly how it's done. I don't want to be surprised. I'll tell you how it's done. Birds had fell in the deep fryer. No, if I was in the heat. I just can't believe that. But so this woman is claiming that, but KFC, so this is in England, it just, she found the head in the box over hot wings.

And then KFC, it replied to it and it and it's actually pretty funny about it. True that even the best laid plans can on Rare Kid and go awry. This is incredibly rare one. It's one we've taken incredibly seriously already put in further measure in place with our suppliers, well as retraining our teams to prevent it happen again. That's that doesn't change Gabriel's experience so we've reached out there and she's now except some free KFC on us. And they also said on Twitter,

they're baffled as to how a whole chicken head was in there. And also it's the most generous two star review ever. Cause they give them two stars, yeah. Yeah. Well, but I mean, yeah, that would freak me out too. I'm not KFC in years. I know. The last year?

No, I can't. Oh, that reminds me. I got a air fire for Christmas for Christmas exchange and it's freaking fan change My girl so do I get my girl sending her recipe for her wings? Yes, please do I'll make everything in there now But you know chicken heads. No, it's true though an air fry. Oh my god. All the Oh, you're good girl cook the wings that she made a problem. She made a problem. Yeah. I had some, I had some fries that I put in the fridge. I had, I saw him throw him away.

My girl was like, not so fast. Yeah. Put him right in that fucking time. Oh, so good. You could put him back in there? Oh yeah, I could do pizza in there. That dude. I was like, I did like fried.

I did like fried. Chicken nuggets, their dinosaur nuggets, the shape is dinosaurs. They love them. So crispy. Make them in seven minutes. Ooh, they're nice. Yeah. Oh, and it's real quick. Yeah. I mean, like, seven minutes not too bad. make them seven minutes. Oh, they're nice. Yeah. Oh, it's real quick. Yeah. I mean like seven minutes not too bad

Yeah, it's a little conventional oven. Not only the conventional ovens are fucked right just do a big air fryer The oven now yeah, cuz it crisps it up to I mean I Really good. It's moist and tender on the inside. It's crispy and crunching outside. It's Whole ovening you can cook steaks you cook everything in there. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, a whole ovening. You can cook steaks, you cook everything in there. Yeah. There's like YouTube channels that are dedicated to like different things you can cook.

I just got to use that on fucking real. I gotta try that for sure. My girl's lemon pepper hot. Oh, yes, she made the lemon pepper. God, don't. She was making everything. Yeah, man. Oh, yeah.

She did it up. You all called it up, huh? You mismatched today. Colored it up, what do you mean? That's on, you don't be tuned up matching. Yeah, you have violet on, huh? But I told you not to where when I told you where colors. I didn't mean violet. I didn't mean go Yeah, hey my girl got this for me. Sure. Yeah. Of course she does. This is not violet. Oh those are cool though Those are new absolutely not because they're worn off on the toe here. I've been wearing these for a long time. Yeah, man

Yeah, but you got violet on she got violent on this, whatever. Excuse me, sir. You know what, we'll call it. This is live under. That's lavender. Live under. Yeah, that's a nice color. With black, dude.

Sure. What a shame. What? All right, so this video's been going on. It's pretty viral right now. So the Delta Airlines women passenger. There's not really much details on how this started. Other than, I guess this girl's walking by a guy that didn't have his mask on and

Then she told him to put it on and then this whole thing happened afterwards. What's up? Nothing. We'll watch it. It's a long, well not that long, but... She has her mask on? Yeah! She has a cold mask.

Oh, it's underneath her nose? Yeah. That's frantic, huh? No, under your chin. underneath her nose? Yeah, that's frowned upon. No, under chin. Under her mask is off-road. Under chin. Stand your ass up. Stand in care.

It's an older dude, too. Sit down, Karen. Sit down, sit down, Karen. Sit down, Karen. You're the person. You're the person. I'm the person. The wife's tongue is stand up.

She thinks she can fight it. Yeah. She's getting knocked out. This old guy's gonna put that there. My ice-tumb is stand up. I should be sure we're fighting. Yeah. You're getting knocked out. You know, this old guy's gonna put some heavy mask up. Yeah, he got it. I'm gonna put that in there. You can try and get him to know you're gonna better scale bitch. Better.

Watch. I'm gonna get him to know you're gonna get him to know you're gonna get him to know you're gonna get him to know you're gonna get him. He ate that shit. Mm-hmm. You're going to take that shit. Now, is that the Trinity Killer from Dexter? Ha, ha, ha. We'll check after. That? That's it. You going to take a picture? Now is that the Trinity Killer from Dexter?

We'll check after. That? Does it fit right there? That's right there. Who's she spit on him? Yeah. I would have fucking lost her. Oh this guy got the coffee cart rolling though.

That thing's heavy too. And hot. Where is his wife? I think he's right next to him Me while hers is fucking at her chin This chick is out of her mind. I know I was sure as a big guy I have a mascot an ask a big girl on the flight to fuck her up. Yeah someone But the whole mask COVID stuff gives people this weird like power now like we are Never have power before

Girl's gonna go to she's in trouble. Oh, yeah, this is big trouble. No, we need a big girl on their knees. The shit out I'm sure you hit him. Yeah, she hit us. Yeah, she's scratched them. She scratches face. He's bleeding from the Yeah, you can see the hell she's gonna be in some Oh, no, no, the cops had We're ready for her when they when that fly had landed. Right? Yeah. She should be fucked. That's absolutely. But also like to be that aggressive.

Oh no, she'll, about people like she'll get sued. Hancock handed off to the FBI. That's gonna cost her a lot of money. That's like what it's in the air. It's a federal, whatever offense or something. Yeah, that's crazy. She's gonna not be able to fly the airline. It's gonna cost her a fuck.

She's gonna pay a fine. He's gonna sue her. She's gonna pay a lot of money. That's a dumb. You get a car in her car and which is hilarious. Yeah, you said bitch, then she went off on a plane. But also like, you know, people say that when they take airlines, a lot of times they'll take Ambi and her something and they're not in the same frame of mind.

You've heard this before, right? From what people say. Yeah, she can kiss my ass. I know, she's trying to kiss my daughter. She's trying to kiss my daughter, the Charlotte. But I wonder if that's just, she'll say that. She is a strong man for taking that speech. I know, know I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry eat all the dicks for a while. Mm-hmm. She's fucked now because her name's out and her Instagram handles that on the shots.

Well, she actually deleted, or she sucks. Oh, people like to line her up. Line her up. Yeah, cause she sucks. Karen's a little old, feel like they have power now. That's whole. Yeah, you seem to do that to the wrong person, get beat up. Oh yeah.

That's what they need. She's lucky she called him. She should have a girl. There's a knocker of the fuck out. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's what you want a girl to do. You want a dad to do it.

Nope, yeah. What else you got to do? This looks pretty crazy. So this guy is a real estate agent guy who's on Instagram, kind of flaunts his riches and stuff like that. But apparently he's also a serial killer. Fantastic. He would drive at night and then walk up to homeless people

and just shoot him. In the face? Yeah, so one person survived. I think a few others died or something like that. And he also looks a little bit like a singer, no? What's a singer? Damn it, what happened now? They covered his face.

Yeah, he is. Trace songs, no? Am I tripping? No, no, you're tripping. Yeah, you might be tripping on that one. I see a little bit. All right, anyways, this is an Instagram handle. That's an evil dude.

Yeah. And of course, people are... Crypts are kind of... Well, that was outside crypto, that's the time we were doing. No, no, yeah, but he does, I guess, in the past he did. So, someone said, will you be able to drive this in prison? They're all comments about that stuff. Just one of those guys.

Yeah, murder, rotten prison. Some people were just crazy. Yeah. So, he was like like real real doing well real estate. You're killer by night Yeah, I guess I got off on killing. Yeah, that's what he gets off on damn Whatever your person he's fucking me more pictures of I see the rest of the I can't what I do more like real estate stuff on here You would never expect that. That's what he says. Guys, good evening.

Making another short video for you about real estate. This one is going to be dedicated. I didn't expect that accident. The buyers, buying process. The very first thing that you want to take care when you're planning on buying a home, it is to make sure that you know what amount, you know, how much property can you acquire and that the way that you it seems

Like such a nice guy you would never expect He looks like penny hard away. Yeah, they put two together. Oh, okay We have no the other picture like whatever so it's a legend that these happen just make sure Legit but the cops put two and two together. Yeah, he's falling his license plate and everything So you just run up and shoot him in the face and run off We get homeless people yeah, I've heard about that happening to people with bats would hit homeless people to get it. They follow his license plate and everything. So you just run up and shoot them in the face and run off. You can tell. Almost people. Yeah. I've heard about that happening to people with bats would hit

almost people. It's something that that's a way to kill people without feeling like you're actually killing regular human beings. Almost. Yeah. We're here. People get off on his flaw of causing pain. This is just a quick one. Jay Z said he would be unbeatable in versus. No, he was asked the question.

I need to beat the fuck out of him. What's versus? Hold on. I'll play this like that. um this is a quick one jazzy said he would be unbeatable in versus no he was asked the question what's versus um hold on i'll play this real quick your best hits versus another artist's best hit kind of like a mom you're on stage and yeah you you guys go back and forth yeah kind of a hundred percent you mean if they were just getting a little Wayne with really light amount he's saying i think this is for like a freestyle battle though he should be on me this i ain't a lot of, just expect everyone's amazing.

And then what they've done, no one's is standing at stage and we have to do it. I'm just telling you guys. He's got some kind of a chance in hell that anyone just stand on that stage and be for I don't know how long it is, $2,000, $2,000. Right. Basically, as we said, and then future said he could.

And then people were cloning on future. Yeah, future one beat my goat. Yeah. Yeah. That's my first pick. I conniated Drake could do it. Definitely conni, conni 100% could do it. I'll count this and they're all saying little Wayne and little Wayne. Little Wayne, little Wayne's another one.

Yeah. I guess you guys haven't heard of M&M. Yeah. M&M will be great too. Yeah. He would. That's fair. Yeah. Maybe&M be great too. Yeah, he would. That's fair. Yeah, maybe.

Remember that heartwarming story we talked about just before Christmas how the home alone house is gonna be rented out for your bean. This is girlfriend, whoof. Yes, this guy hits. So he was a 1,000 charge of all that. He was a 1,000 charge of all that. Now he was arrested for a pair,

you know, allegedly hitting his chick. And Buzz is not keto. No. Buzz is the exact same. And the reason is because they went to like, you know, one of those comic con things, signing events. So they went to a bar afterwards, he was drinking. This is what his girl says. And then two girls went up to ask for autograph picture.

And then his girl gave her, or gave the girls two pre-autographed pictures. Sure. He said, I know. But he said that you got pissed off because she didn't charge them for. Oh, he's my friend. And then she went off, he went off his girl. Buzz looks like a white mic if you had eating brown.

Turner, he does look a little like white mic. You're welcome. Oh my god. Why not who white mic? Buzz looks like Michael Turner. What's his name? Buzz looks like Michael Turner. If the bangles lost my turner

Turner it might be Turner comedy I think it's Turner comedy I come my Mike He's a token like that's what I'm ready. He's a black girl. He is like he is that swag. He's great He's a great guy die hard Die die hard That's a great No, go to a great God damn I like it bought on yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, there you go I mean that's buzz that is buzz Did you eat the gift?

Home alone remember the the bully Buzz. Buzz. Did you read the gift? So who is this Buzz guy? I don't know who this Buzz guy is from home alone. Remember the bully brothers was brought on the loan? You've seen him all the way, right? Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen it? I have, it was so long, bro. It's not very Christmas though, you know?

Remember this kid? I've seen it. Oh yeah. Yeah. Buzz's girlfriend. Very rough. He has the pet rancher. Yeah.

Whoa, he did lose a lot of weight. Look at this picture. For the loads. He lost a lot of weight. Look at this picture. For the loads. He lost a lot of weight, so I said. Oh God. Life is fucking, don't get COVID, daddy. Yeah, it's tough. God dog.

All right. Yeah, it does, you know. You can't use the spot. Yeah. Yeah. This is pretty interesting. Spiderman, spider way, spider way. Spider-Man to no way home is Sony's highest-grossing movie ever.

Now this is a good thing, because this shows you that people aren't scared to go out of the house with the song. To the theaters, yeah. So it shows you that theaters are back. I took my son to a scene. I took both kids and my girl to scene two yesterday. Great, great fucking movie.

It looks packed. Packed. That movie, AMC was packed in California. That's awesome. Yeah. But it's also Tom Holland. Every movie's been in so far. It's awesome. Yeah. But it's also Tom Holland. Every movie's been in so far. It's just been killing it.

He's so good. He's fucking him. People say that's like the best Spider-Man too. My favorite Spider-Man. I'm a Spider-Man failure. Yeah, it's him. My Spider-Man is told me, but whatever. Told me it's the Spider-Man too.

I think he's really good and he's the first. He kind of like set the bar. I wouldn't say he's the best. Who's the best? Tom Holland. I haven't seen the Spider-Man. If Toby had the right storyline, he could have been. It's just like a matter of what type of a spider versus

the best spider-man. Oh yeah, I found Toby. My brother. I'm required to be a little bit lacking in charisma. In this movie or in general. He was in this one? No, he was talking about the, he was talking about the real Spider-Man series.

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Fuck yeah, you wanna Oscar for it, dude. Yeah. Oh, I do that. This last one is for for just my ass. This for Shepel. This for Shepel. This for Shepel. You would have had a real chance.

JoJo is like, Shepel is one of the biggest, his biggest precious. That's his whole path. Oh, really? He's engaged. He's engaged. That's a fall path. Oh really? She's engaged. She's engaged. To a nice looking dude.

Like a guy who's not as good looking as Chappelle. Nope. Small. Look at her there. Thank you guys. Smoking. Use those deor cakes on too. Wait, who is this guy?

Do you know about him? He's like a fellow actor, I think? He's an actor on the save by the bell reboot. Okay, there you go. All right, fuck. Looks very innocent, nice dude. That's like them back in the day, I'm sure, right? Seems like at least. She's more recent.

Oh, I don't know. It could have been you, she's. I know. She's hot. She looks. She looks big. Look at her there. Look at her all curved up and stuff.

Yep, no, she was. Tid. Hey. Hey, I can see it. She was the one that went on Instagram live and accidentally showed her tid. Remember we had that as current event. Yeah. Wow. Now can she. Well don't post that picture though, you know. I know. Wait, go back. That one. Don't do that. She's like, well, she's probably giving that. Is that to the pop. No, that's

gotta be her homie. Now. Now. Now. She's still. Yes. she was that really friendly. She's um, we're from Boston. Okay, she sings that song. Um, Lee would have let it rain. Whoops. Yeah, she didn't have a hit in a caught second. Yeah, she was stuck in a really weird, uh, yeah, whatever. She just had a gun. Right.

It's how much on its own. Hey, I'm not trying to tell how many people at shitty contracts still put out here, you know, she couldn't legally Yeah, you couldn't Yeah, they won't let you know I see today. Yeah, what do they do with your lime green? I'm more of a I'm digging this because it reminds me of Arizona. I'm not crazy. I'm kind of jealous I'm not crazy about that. What would you get it? This is double RL. I don't know what that is. Yeah. Tits.

So are they real? Yeah, real nice. Yeah. She's tiny too, right? She's got to be short. She's short, yeah. She's very sexy. I like that kind of.

She's got to make him a comeback for no apparent reason, right? Like we're talking about her all the time. I mean, I know she's hell likes her, but She's in the news world. She's she's got a full tour coming up right now. Fuck yeah, dude. Yeah, she's got a tour She got a full tours. Is it a rena tour? No It's not an arena tour, but hey, it's a tour. What's her anybody? What's a recent song? I'm gonna be that girl when you always Mays won gonna be that girl when you always on the run. That's hard. Mays won't be that song.

I'm not explaining anything to you guys about music anymore. Get it out. Right now. There you go. Gonna be the girl. Oh, it's good. And looking much time. Is that a chin?

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