The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 759 Live, Laugh, Love

Episode Date: December 30, 2021

Papa Schaub stops by the studio for a bit and the guys talk fine wines and whiskey's, Brendan's brand new Ferrari, Bryan's old Barcelona red Prius and zippy new Tesla, new details on "Delta Karen", the guys role play a maid fantasy with Shapel and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's do this buddy. Hey guys if you'd like to live laugh and love and especially laugh and love and live here in the Florida You're in Florida and you guys are already living living it up dude. Are you gonna be a Florida out there? I'm in Fort Lauderdale Lauderdale Lauderdale Lauderdale, Dania improv that's Thursday Friday Saturday this Thursday Friday Saturday bringing the new year with your thick fucking friend here We're coming on out Danya Florida for a lot of deal come get some this whole thick boys squad is out there Then also next Wednesday it's job and friends at the Hollywood improv one night one show only It's me and some monster friends. We have a very special guest for you guys that Wednesday night 8 p.m. Only, that shows almost sold out. So if you can get tickets, go right now

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Rare stash I like it man. Cheers buddy. You try it cheers pal cheers. There you go. Cheers. Yeah, cheers I can't believe you haven't relapsed being around me so much I know all I have is the finest whiskey's around all the time And you know what's what's interesting about is that because you don't like you don't get drunk You just drink like because you like that taste. Yeah, you know what's interesting about it is that cause you don't, like you don't get drunk. You just drink like, did you like that taste? Yeah, you know what I mean? It's too big, it's too big.

So you would think that like, I'd be like, oh well if it's just tasting, you know, you know, do it but still okay. But if I was like, wiling out, like, if you were like wiling out, oh that would probably stress me out. I would be like, bring that, I can't, well it's kind of, it's kind of big.

So you'd have to, yeah, to figure it out. It's the wild times that's trust me out. Do you get, Do you get a little ornery when you get you just get happy? Yeah happy I never get happy I mean if I have to if it's like a Friday or Santa have two shows and I got to do a double before I go on stage I'll do a double when I get off between the shows and I'll do another double And we want to ride the ice. We want to ride the edge. Not only twice a month. Only on road twice a month.

Yeah, and then I drink every five of a year. It is. I didn't know for Yellowstone. And then for Yellowstone. I stopped drinking during Yellowstone. Oh, you did? That's when I knew I was an addict. Oh, yeah.

I remember how I had a damn. Yeah. You get the whiskey out. You do the damn thing. But it's so easy to just pop a little whiskey. I love how you love wine. Yeah, man. You are. You are's so easy to just pop a little whiskey. I love how you love wine. You are, you are a wine guy. I love everything about it.

I love choosing it. I love the region. You do the shaking. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, Hey, why do they not pour it in that bottle? They didn't pour it in a bottle for you. They poured it out of it. So, so, so you decant it because the oxygen gets to wine.

Yeah, changes the, changes the, that's it. So, so, when you open a grape bottle of wine sometimes, this is no joke. The difference between, when you first opened it and two hours later is literally night and day. Now did you stump the waiter that came to us? Because he was like, oh, and when got, when do you guys go to dinner?

When do you guys go to dinner? That's one day night. We went to, yeah, we went to Wally's. Wally's on Monday night. Didn't you go there before? I don't know. No, yeah, we did. That's where you went with the wine. Yeah, that's Monday night. We went to, yeah, we went to Wally's. Wally's on Monday night. Did you get together before? I don't know. No, yeah, we did. That's where you went with that.

Yeah, that's my coach. But this time, I mean, it wasn't, you growl and come. Yeah, that was just. Yeah, it's, here, Chappelle, this is, take it from me, I've been a million dinners with Brian. Whenever there's a wine, you take the wine, and you do this, you'll, you try and you'll,

it's, that's earthy. That is earthy. People are gonna think you know what you're talking about. There you go, there you go, there you go. That's my go-to. And you go, you live with the sweet wine I go. Ooh, that's earthy. And then throw some of this in there.

Throw some of this in there, go like this, go, go, go. Got some mushrooms too, huh? A little leather? Yeah. You take, you smell it. A little mushrooms in there. Is there a carmel scent am I crazy and just start throwing that out that's your

and then his rich friends my holy shit should hell is educated and then do this sometimes do this present me with the ball good let's see it 2014 yeah I don't like that year let's go go if you've got. I got you better present me one. Wow, that's a 97. Well, that is nice. You know what? That year a little sour for me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

He's a little sour. And that just don't make it bad. It doesn't make it bad. It's all you gotta do. It doesn't make it bad. It doesn't make it bad. It's all you gotta do. It doesn't make it bad.

Don't be able to say like wow. Okay, he didn't like 97. And no one's gonna quit like dude, have you ever had a 97? Well, he got specific with the year and everything. Oh yeah, I was like, this guy fucking. Well, I knew that region and I know the difference in 2014, 2015, not a big deal. How, how, how, what is the difference?

Because some years, so, so, so why would a 2014 be $100 less than the 2015? only because that year across the board It was a lot of times for Bordeaux in that reason. It just wasn't so good. That does not rocket science It's just an agreed upon thing and then I've had those wines and I didn't believe it and I go oh bullshit I don't I'm not picky and then I have those wines and I go oh damn they're right He pronounces this shit. Yeah, oh, damn, they're right. Dude, and he pronounces this shit correctly. Yep, good office, nice. But anytime, I'm just, I'm just excited.

I like that. Listen, I can't be impressed. Come on, come on. Come on, you know what it is. I can't be impressed. But anytime there's wine, just go, not my year. Not my year. Whatever it is, so you know what, I'm with friends, I'll try it.

Every, no matter what, the wine, not my year. I mean, I doubt I'll drink wine, ever again. No, but just act like you know what you're talking about. I know what, I'm with friends, I'll try it. Every, no matter what, the one, not me. I mean, I doubt I'll drink whatever again. No, but just act like you know what you're talking about. I know what I'm talking about. I'll tell you what, I'm gonna be like, I don't drink, but you know what, that year, I know what I did, not my year. And they're all gonna respect you.

And then throughout, earthy, not earthy. And about, you know what, you can just, it's easy to learn, it's easy to look like you know what you're talking about without knowing too much It's not a crazy. That's 99% of you. Yeah, it's like a real expert. You can't really do that with whiskey I think whiskey is up, but whiskey but like there's so many Listen, I'm a whiskey connoisseur. This is a bourbon. I'm more of a bourbon guy And this is the first wall doesn't pour a I don't I'm pretty sure you had a hand in making it hopefully dinters is not a name on it. I know that 91 proofs

That's already good sign. That's it's also what doesn't was can't be at least 10 years in the barrel Yes, yeah, yeah, but see I know the difference between While turkey and Jack Daniels and like knob Creek stuff like that you do the different Okay, oh you can tell you can tell big time, but like you can tell that would wine Yes, it has that same. Oh, yeah, I mean you can tell that would wine. Yes. It has that same difference. Yeah, I mean, I can do it. I like that.

I cook and cook, dude. I do, I prove that all the time. I always do this blind taste test, because I like to do that. Do you really? Yes, I can tell you. Oh, when we do, like Cabernet, you know. Sure, sure. When we do the, when we go to supercass, when we do the AMAs, that's exactly what we're

going to do for the first AMA. When blind fold you and get some expensive wine and then just that cheap box wine to it and see me and tell the difference. Yeah, I'll be able to tell without tasting it. You're able to tell, you're gonna smell it. I can smell it and tell. Oh, I can't wait, you sure.

And in fact, I'll do you one better. I bet you get peanut noir, get a cabernet, get a French cabernet, get a California cabernet. And you'll be able to tell the difference. And now hold on, I'm gonna do you one better. And then do a Pino. No, that's too many. No, you first of all, you're just so different. I don't know, but I'm not the one.

I'm not the one. I'm not the one. No, no, no, no, no, you can't tell. No, no, no, no, is white wine not as popular. I'm just not as big a white wine person I can tell the difference in a friend Shabby for example and a California shard may which is really easy You could too or a sovenil blonde is pretty easy to tell you the way you said the you know Because that's different Then but does white white wine doesn't have many health benefits as red wine, right?

I don't know. I don't know. So is that true too? Because they say red wine is like good for the heart or something like that? Maybe. Maybe my nothing so. I would say white wine, red wine,

I would say wine when paired with a good meal and good friends is good for you. Yeah. Yay. I for you. Yeah. Yay. And I'm serious. Hey, I felt that vibe. I felt that vibe. You ain't good friends.

You said it never. Never good me. No, you say it's not. It's got health benefits. Listen, health benefits. What does that mean? Cardiovascular, like we know this. Sure, but also so is hanging out with your friends.

The vibe, the vibe, the other things. Depends on the friends. If your friends do a bunch of cocaine But I'm saying like when they say the health benefits. Is it that or is it just that? There's no I'm trying good wine with their friends and eat good my papa knows wine man. Oh do you oh? Yeah, pop a shop pop a shop no one's rolling his eyes You're a wine guy then

And you can tell the difference. Oh, you really I didn't know oh wow. Oh, we got it. We got to can tell the difference. Oh, you really I didn't know. Oh, wow. Oh, we got it. We got to take them to Well, yeah, yeah, I'm a call you all right now beat now that I've gotten into whiskey and find whiskey's And bourbons growing up his every restaurant we go to he'd order seven and seven He's he'd always go. Do you have scene groups in the Seagrames 7 right? Yeah, V.O. and I thought because you'd ask for it everywhere He'd always go, do you have C-Gribs? C-Gribs, right? C-Gribs. Yeah, Vio. And I thought, because he would ask for it everywhere,

I thought it was like top shelf, like the most expensive. C-Gribs is bottom shelf, like it's the lowest. Yeah, but it's, that's what you like. You're mixing it with something. It doesn't matter so much. You would, that's what you drink. Like you don't want to switch it with anything else. No, I just do Vio. Yeah, you doesn't matter so much. You would, that's what you think, like you don't wanna switch it with anything else. No, I just do Vio.

Yeah, you love Vio. Yeah, yeah, I just think. Yeah, see, you can get into this whole, this bourbon thing and, but I'm dead, where's my scotch? Yeah, that's something I'm ready to do. I'll be like, I drink scotch because of the water and scotch.

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Arms I got the vein in the arm. Nope. That's a guy's never stopped working out. No, never never stopped working out No, ever wow always been super healthy. I mean, I don't see any there's not a there's no belly there That's a flat stomach. Oh, yeah, my pop is in shape, man Papa shop. I know he I mean even as kids like I do it with Tiger now like we'd walk every single night man Every night me Jay and him would walk every night walking is the best thing for you in summer I did that this morning. I went on my hike. Yeah, I walk I walk every morning There's been there's been myself up yourself up a little present this weekend. Yep, Christmas came early.

Christmas came early. No, I'm not a car guy, but I do have to say, I saw it parked outside in the rain. If there was a car that's made like jewelry, that is as beautiful as it gets. That color sick. This is me and my dad having a great time. What kind of car is that?

That is a Fright F8 Tributo Spider in green. Hey, that's it. A lot of room in the back. British green. Yeah, a lot of room in the back. Well, there's no back seats, brother. It looks like a go kart. Well, there's no back.

It's a race car. No, I'm aware that you were a kung fu smock for that. With there. You talking about the denim coat? I'm asking you about your kung fu smock. Oh, the denim coat? I'm asking you a kung fu smock, I don't know. the denim coat. I'm asking you about your kung fu smock of the denim coat I'm asking you a real talk. I'd wear the Well, he looks like a he looks like a fisherman. He looks like he's just got

From wailing and there's nothing wrong with that You're picking up your furry. I caught a lot of crab Butterfly with the crab nothing wrong with that You know those are your fellow semen those two guys You know See me that's the first time that guy's been in a fucking suit and that guy no the guy in the back Well What are you talking about the guy in the with the tie? He's like I'm talking about that's a hell of a beard that beard has got a mind of its own

That's just amazing that'll keep you warm and a bit easier. He's mr. Fri He is who is who is he? He's the like overall manager of Ferrari. So he knows shit Oh, now what about the guy with the the beard there Greg Greg climbers my business partner. No, Gregg. Okay Oh, yeah, I'm Yeah, you met yeah Greg's that yeah, Greg so like to get allocated for I that's what's a big deal So my dad flew out here like get out get a fry. And be like, for a car guy, it's like, for, I'm trying to compare it.

So for you, it'd be like in past at the improv with comedy story, like it's like a path, like it's a big deal. Like you're in the club. So you can go and buy one? No, no, no, really. No, no, no, no. You buy a used one, but it's for like to get a MSRP and be part of the club.

And before like that's F90 spider comes out next year, they come to you because you're part of the club. to get at MSRP and be part of the club and before like that's F90 spider comes out next year They come to you because you're part of the club and get at MSRP. So let's say So MSRP so that you get it for cost so the reason why being part of the club so cool It's also a business investment these cars because you can turn around right now and sell that yeah For a thousand of dollars more because they're so exclusive They're so hard to get. That since you're in the club, Friday comes to you first, goes, hey, we allocate you at F8 or SF90 or a law Ferrari.

Do you want it before we... So what you got is limited to people. Law Friars are. But then they're so limited. So there's such a market for it that, man, I wish they didn't zoom in on the... Oh, there we go. There we go. There's such a market for it that the demand over is way over the supply.

So there's always a market for it. So there's a business investment. So you have that and then driving that car for free you're getting paid to drive the car the weird way. Correct. Wow. And so you have that and then the SF 90 that I ordered comes in June. So when that comes I get rid of that, I get SF90,

and you hold on to that. Why do you want the FS90 over that? That looks great. It does, wait till you see the SF90. Because the SF90 is more exclusive and it's 1,100 horsepower. And we saw it yesterday, it's insane, dude. But already I'm stressed out about driving that car.

So now you'll be driving that car all the time is that you're that's not your number one driver no the Porsche still the daily driver the GT2 still my daily but that fri that's that's that's it that may matter time out this morning like you're you're in this like club you're in this game and it's like all right well if you do it just for money don't drive it leave in the garage don't let it get ding don't put miles on it because you want someone to buy it. You just love the car. Yeah, but my thing is it's like, love driving that car.

It's kind of stupid. It's like, I like to, like I drive, you drive the fuck out of your car. So I have 11,000. Is it like flipping shoes? I mean, no, but he, no, he drives like, those guys, anybody who has a car like that, it sits in the garage.

Okay. Anybody I know has that as cars, they never have driven it, ever. He drives his car every day like a driver It's like his driver. Yeah, I like the drive It's so so that's the me my time at the swan is like that's the dilemma It's like all right. What you're doing this Like the smart thing to do is not drive it leave it pristine condition or put miles on it get the most money for it

To me, it's like that's not fun like that's not what I want to do So I want this to have I want the access to the cars. I might make a little less money when I flip it, but I'll be driving the goddamn thing. What, why is it, why is it, say, to plug in Dream? SF90 is a hybrid, so it's the first hybrid. No, it's 1100 horsepower, but the V6 also has two other engines that are electric.

What? So I can drive the studio just on the electric. What? Why do you do the gas. But every single person we talk to at Ferrari, because we've driven all the La Farraris, Daytona, every Ferrari, like nothing compares to SF90. It's nuts. I don't know.

I like green. It's a beautiful car. That's a beautiful green. I like green. Oh, it is. I only get my cars in green. Let me see the other. I only see the shape of the SF, the first one that you bought.

The F8. Yeah, I love that shape, man. Yeah, that's actually cooler shape. I don't know. You have a picture of the inside. It's smaller though, yeah. That's smaller, isn't it? Or are you just a giant?

No, just a giant. They don't make them for giants usually. Well, that's the thing about Ferraris, they make them for, like I can fin almost any fry, but some of the coops, if they're straight hard tops, yeah, hard, make you a little tough. But that's why like, frying Porsche, I don't really mess with them,

because I don't really fit in certain McLaren, I can fit in a McLaren 765 LT, that's the SF90, and that's in a great way. I'll come back to that. And mine has a carbon fiber kit, carbon fiber rims. Yeah, exactly. It's so stressful though, no one will talk about that.

It's so stressful, because if someone, oh that's my car, there you go, mine's spider. Mine's the spider, so it's convertible, which is rare. It's so stressful, because if someone, oh, that's my car. Well, there we go. Mine's spider. Mine's the spider, so it's convertible, which is rare. It's a beautiful car. It's a super car. Yeah.

Yeah, that was so you got to figure out, right, well, if you're doing it for investment, look at like, or don't touch it, don't drive it. And to me, it's like, now they have access to it. Now, let me take the wheel for a spin. Why just think of you love cars the way you do than you drive it? Well, same thing with my, like, you know just think if you love cars the way you do, then you drive it. Well, same thing with my, like, you know,

I love shoes in cars. So it's like also with like shoes, like have you ever seen me just put away some shoes? That's what I was saying, you know. No. Like, I rode down a mountain on a mountain by Kimber. Oh, yeah. You told it.

Yeah. And destroyed them. But it's not like, yeah, Kevin Hart got the first. So that's, see how it's convertible. Kevin Hart got the first. So that's see how it's convertible. Kevin Hart got the first SF90 spider in North America. So we have a friend, very close friend, who I got in the allocation program and he ordered that exact carbon and matte black

and it's gonna be a year before he gets this. Cause they don't, they just don't build them and then sell them. It's all custom you pick down to the stitching, down down the I had to pick the brake calipers the stitching the the door handle Yeah, I mean the back everything the stripes everything Yeah, but I'll tell you what what in my deck to voucher this like you know I bought a lot of cool cars, but with fry they made it so special man And I was just gonna put it on a truck and have them with Ferrari, they made it so special, man. And I was just gonna put it on a truck

and have them drive it from San Diego to LA, but that's like, what the, when, how many times are you gonna buy a fucking Ferrari like this? We're driving down there, we're getting the experience, and we got there in the manager, he was like, yeah, especially for first-timers, like in the club, this is your first time, he's like,

I'm gonna make a special, we walk in, it's in the middle of the showroom, it has a red tarp over it. They had a special champagne, they all are proud of it. They had a special cupcake to say, congratulations, thick boy. Like, when I got my Tesla, the first one they had a wrap in it, bow. And it took me in the back and I was so, it was like, this is the best. It looks so amazing.

I can't imagine it for our, same thing. Congratulations on your F8 Spider. One opened that. It looks so amazing. I can't imagine it for our... Same thing. Congratulations on your F8 spider. One open that, but it's just, yeah, it's really cool, man. It's really, that's a big stressful though. That's a big day of the day. Yeah, it's stressful.

Yeah, I see why it can be stressful. Yeah, that's a big deal. Well, it's stressful. And I don't wanna dig it. You know what,, yeah, that's the other thing. It's like, like, I'm not stressed about my poor stimulus. The supercrime not stressed out about this. My I can get it fixed. It's whatever. I'm not worried about flipping it and whatever. Yeah. But the fry, it's like, it's so stressful. It's so stressful.

It's so stressful. It's in the fragile. Yeah. It's a nightmare. Yeah. It's a nice set your piece of art. And then also, I think a lot of people, I mean, obviously Kim Hart did and the rock do some of that, Rogan won't post it in these cars. You really won't post anything yet. And like, I think, I struggle with it. It's like, do you post this stuff? Like, is this like bragging stuff like that?

And I think I come from a second of Johnny Christian about this and my girl. I think I come from a different kind of cut of cloth where we've been doing the show so long, like you and I have been talking this mic so long when we started, like I needed money from you to buy t-shirts to start buying the kid t-shirts. Have a kidy fight club.

Like I couldn't, or you fucking kidding me, I could buy a Ferrari. So I think the fans have come up with me and they realize the hard work, but it's like, it's all of us. So I post that stuff to show like, I'm an idiot, man. If I can do it, it can do it right. That's what I'm saying.

I can do this. Like check this out, man. This new podcasting and stand up, dude. Stand up and podcast and buy that for art. Yeah. It's a great thing. Yeah. That's why I like to post that stuff.

Yeah, I didn't think that you were being bragged. I don't think that's a bragged in. No, yeah. I mean, I just know you, I Yeah, I didn't think that you were being bragged about that. I don't think that's a bragged in here. I mean, I just know you, I mean, I just know how much you love cars. I don't think you've ever made any bones about how much you love them and plus. Plus, I find it a huge deal.

Oh yeah. I mean, it is, it is an allocated one to be. I get to understand people being like, I'll look at them showing off, but I feel like you've always talked about cars. And you know, part of it's like you're still super excited about it. Like you're still super excited about it. You're like, you're kind of blown away by it.

Oh yeah. Also, I mean, I mean, I, I mean, people can say what they want, but I mean, I think if you're, if you're that honest about, you're like, holy shit, I got a Ferrari. That's organic. You gotta be in the club. Like to be in the club.

I mean, I'm not in the cars, but I looked at it. I saw the club thing. Like to be in the club. I was like, oh shit. Like to be in the club. I'm in the club. My, I didn't know that. Like they let me in the club. And now when they have man. Oh shit. Like to be in the club. I'm in the club. My guy didn't know that. Like they let me in the club.

And now when they have, what's that car thing you go to dad in Northern California? What's the call? Monterrey. Monterrey where they have the car show. Yeah, so they'll have the most exclusive Ferrari's. Like they're just MSRP are like 1.4 million. There's only 500 of them.

They're be 40 of them there. So on the regular market, they sell for three million. I'm never gonna touch those cars. They have 30 of them, they're be 40 of them there. So on the regular market, they sell for three million. I'm never gonna touch those cars. They have 30 of them. And Ferrari, if you're not in the club, excuse me? Now you can't go in and do the thing and get all the treatments and stuff like that. But if you own a Ferrari, if you're part of that club,

you get access to that. You meet other Ferrari drivers, and it's just like this whole. It's a marker. Yeah, it's like this weird club that you're in. But it's also a marker in your life. It's like, you know, we always talk about how important it is to celebrate, we never celebrate it.

I suck at that. So that's kind of a mini celebration. It's like, look what I walk. Yeah, you earned that dog. That is your... Well, it's just a dream car. Yeah, that's fair to say. I mean, when I got in, I looked at my dog,

I'm like, how fucking crazy. It is stressful. It's all stressful. It's stressful. It's all stressful. It's all stressful. Yeah. But it's cool though. You can die tomorrow. So it's like, I'm like, who cares the fuck?

I think there's a drug. Yeah, I mean, I, I, I, I, I, am I droven the ring today? My uncle bought an Austin Healy. And he loved cars, but it, it sat. He had the real spokes. I remember he broke that. That was a young guy.

But it would just sit in the garage. He never drove. Oh, no. Always thought to myself, you're gonna buy a car, drive it. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, otherwise just invest in art. I'm gonna shit about art, I know about cars. Yeah, but you know, yes, I'm gonna have to buy the cars

and just not do anything with it and then they just flip over Like well, that's not but that's what I love about what you do I'm not in the cars, but you you truly drive the shit Through some shit. I can see it. Yeah, you take it here all the time And then you also, but you like that brought you like your bronco, too love the bronco. Yeah, just different. Yeah love the bronco How's that situation going what your bar and stuff? Did you just what you didn't send your bar? Oh with rough country They remember on the last

Episode I went hard in the paint and told rough country you fuck me. Yeah, they reached out What if they I was like, what did they? I think you were like, came and said his curse, y'all. I was, no one was tagging them. Someone was probably tagging them. No, but I mean, we didn't post that clip. So I don't, so they, they, they, they, The same man of rights, didn't they? Oh, they made it right and the,

the guy reached out, he's a, Hey man. Hey. He's like, well, it's the show and the fucking office. He's like, we didn't, shout out to Rough Country. Yeah, shout to them. They're like, they're like, if you look at this,

I mean, let's be fair, Rough Country. They're like, if you look at this, I mean, let's be fair, Rough Country. He's like, if you look at the small print, it says that this Nerf bar fits this type of Bronco, yours is the first edition. We didn't make one first edition, but I didn't order it, my girl ordered it. Oh, okay. So I was mistaken.

So this is what he said, he said, I understand, blah, blah. He said, it's here to those things uh... don't make me send my manager out there to rough you up he's funny funny and his name is uh... tim watch at the tim watch at rough country but then he goes uh... our guy chase foster uh... he's that guy who come rough you up if you want

uh... give a shout out man so it's your shout out uh... chase foster chase foster don't come and fuck up, Brandon. So, yeah, please don't come up here. He came in the way and just like kicked you and punched you. Be like, I'm just f**king in the stomach. I need to shut out. Chase Foster, it's a guy from Rough Country, Rough Brendan up.

He just punched me in Stummingo. And then you know why? Yeah, yeah. Now you're a Rough Country. And it just walks away. Okay, he punched me in Stummingo. He was welcome to Rough Country. Like, what?

That makes sense, man. Or he comes down and beat the shit out of him. Anyways, so yeah, shout out to Tim Watts and Chase, especially Chase Foster for bringing it to everybody's attention. No ill will, man. I love you guys. And now,

Chins bring up Chase Foster. I wish you wouldn't do that. I'm not sure on the market. I like Chase Foster. I like the way he works there, but we need to bring him. I like that name. I can get his name Chase Foster. Chase Foster. Yeah, nice dude. Nice dude. we need to bring him. I like that thing. Not a bad name, Chase Foster.

Chase Foster, yeah, nice dude. Nice dude. I'm in the market. Now they did say, rough come to you, just say we're working on one for the first edition. And when we make it and it's ready to go, we will send you it on the house. There you go.

They said, well, also take your one and you can set it back and get a full refund. Good company. Great company. All their great company, I always use them, but too much work. Too much work. Yeah, I gotta set it back. Now Tim, if you could send somebody to come to the house, box it all up and then take it. Send Chase Foster. Send him to the store.

If you open, pick a call. He goes Chase Foster. I want someone here if you don't want. With a bow tie. He doesn't, I don't like to judge a book by his cover. I'm not gonna say, but I just don't, I don't know that he's gonna be able to beat Brennan up. I don't know if he's gonna rough Brennan up. We don't know anything about Chase. No, but I'm looking at him. I'm looking at him. You might be like Dex Remorgan.

You might be fucking nice with him. He might be with the needle of the neck. I guess not. I wake up naked. There you go. Naked. And then you know what you see? And then you see me in the background.

And I'm like, yeah. Thanks for the Ferrari. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'll drive a real good that's not nice no I just close yeah shut the rough country yeah they said they're gonna the send it once once they have it that's good shut the rough country I'm sorry I'm sorry I went bad on you guys there first yeah you you went pretty hard I thought they

fucked me I made a mistake. My wife fucked me. Oh, very Christmas, Brandon. Here's a 300 pound nerf bar that doesn't fit. So, there we go. Everyone wants it. Put on your Prius, dude. Or what do you have? It's a Tesla, dude. Don't say Prius, all right?

Don't say Prius. Don't say Prius, dude. I'll tell you something else. I'm doing something, no. No, my car is very fast. Yeah, sure. It takes no prisoners and I'll tell you something else I'm doing. No, my car is very fast. Yeah, sure. It takes no prisoners and I'll tell you something else.

Yeah, charge it. I'm getting the three. I should charge it. Make sure it's right. Oh, dude, drive to San Diego, nothing. Let me know how it goes for you. Drive there and back. I can get there.

I can't go back. Why wouldn't the get there? It's a Tesla. You have to charge it. Excuse me. Only three on a mile. May I? Excuse me.

I'm getting the three series with the extended battery life. That's the little game. Three out of three for me. It's white on white. Are you getting the Roseanne Tesla? You don't have the little one? It's small, it's no nonsense.

Daddy's not in the lock. Daddy's zips. Daddy's got it. Daddy's got it. Daddy's got it. Daddy's got it. No, I don't need a big car. I know, it's a much more expensive car.

I don't need a big car. I know, it's too much car. He's a Tesla, what? I have the S, it's too big. I don't need it. I need the small. You need the small. And I'm gonna zip around.

You would test it the way. No? No, how's that dude? He's my dad. He's fucking, he's got to get my dad. It's all about me. You might as well ask him, hey are you in the guys? Me, Peter shop in the Tesla's?

No, we're anti-Tesla dude. You're getting a fucking electric for our exactly. Oh, okay, it's half. Yeah, that's the Which you are anyway now But you know what's real gay is when guys go it's just too much car you know, I don't need all that Oh, is it too much car Oh, oh, is it too much car? That's like guys, you're not driving the shoes all day. You're not driving the S350. It's a fucking Tesla. They're not big.

It's not just you driving an S-Class. I drove a Prius and I loved it for a long time. Do you still have that for you? No, but I miss it. You miss it? Yeah, I gave it to a Prius. You're a simple man when it comes to the car. A simple man.

And that's fair. I'm a simple man. I really, I dig that. Yeah, get that little two door Tesla man. It's not a two door. I need to four door actually. The four door, I'm a little. You're not sure. You're getting white, right? I'm getting simple man. I did that. Yeah, get that little two door Tesla man. It's not a Two-door. I think it's a four-door. You're not sure you're in white right? I'm getting white on white You're gonna get a white car. I just look super I'm I'm I'm I agree with you It looks like a little white space ball and I like it Man, it's the exact same car that Kyle drives. It's the same car that he does

that Kyle drives. Oh, he does drive. Yeah, little short. It's a little, I will admit, it's for little guys. It's not very, it's not very sexy. Yeah, it's for little guys. But don't get white. Now does it come with a six back toe? My card's lemonade.

There it is. There she is. That's not the one. Yeah, black red on it. Oh, that's a key card. Yeah, that's a model. Dude, I could get black red. Get one of these. Yeah. Dude could get black. We're in. You get one of these.

Oh, dude, come on. Dude, that thing is sips. It sips. We call that the whip. Yeah, that will. What are you going to do? Yeah, you do those, Rick. Whatever happened, I just said I'm fine.

What ever happened to the Tesla truck? You know, all that. You got a cyber. He on was, I think he was seeing. I think they had some problems. Those were cool. Yeah, those are cool looking. But my car's gonna, it's a separate truck.

Really stay. What'd you call your car? Light 22. The whip. The whip. Yeah, those look pretty beefy. Those look pretty cool. That's insane.

Yeah. It is pretty badass actually. Yeah, they look pretty cool. You drive that, you drive that, Brian? I would. Well, if you're standard Tesla's too big for you, that thing is weight, that ain't free. Is that a prototype or is that what's gonna look like?

No, that's what it's gonna look like. Wow. It looks dope. There's Tesla Plads or Monsters, they're so fast. Rogue-head when they're so fast. No, Tesla what? I mean, if you're in the speed, but you're not just in the speed,

you're in the art of the car, right? Yeah, I mean, electric does nothing for me. Yeah, it's a passion, yeah. I don't care. I don't care, for me cars are a point A to point B, and I got a test because I didn't have to get up, put gas in it, and it was safe. Look at that. That was fast. But do you have a charger at the house?

Yeah, and yeah, but you're talking to the guy who drove a Barcelona Red Prius. They even tried to get me to, they go, please don't get red. The guy was like, this is so gay. I go, I want red because it's gay, I want red. And I want to call it the red ramp. That steering wheel, it's like you're already driving a video game, and the steering wheel just adds to it. I don't like that steering wheel, do you?

I like that. No, you're talking about the Lego. But it's not as Lego's that have that sort of, you know. That's so stupid. Yeah. That's screen's cool. I guess, right? Screens up.

Yeah, I'm just not into it. Papa Shob's like, no. But a leg, he's like, no. He's really, really. Yeah, I rented one in Miami just to film out. Hate it. He did. Hate it.

He did it. But this pickup is stupid. I just don't appreciate it. I mean, I wonder how you'd feel if you draw the Luda Chris though. You know, or the pad. Faster than everything else. It's just not that impressive. Faster. What is it about it?

You don't really drive the car fast. You just drive. I don't drive that fast. You like the art. You like the art. You like the reason you like shoes. I like the style of it. The history of it.

There's no history. First of all, it's also anybody that drives a Tesla. It's a weird like, I get it. Brendan, of it. There's no history of it. First of all, it's also anybody that drives a Tesla, it's this weird like group. Brendan, don't say you don't drive fast. You drive fast. Not really. Compared to you. Yo, you drive fast.

You ever driven with him? It's like driving with a skier. It's like driving with my aunt Nubby. It's like this. He's fucking. Go, he's sensible. It is. He's speed limit, he drives the speed limit.

That's a huge thing. Oh yeah, 10 to 2. Maybe 500. Yeah, and then radio's like, big and barely here. I drive pretty fast. No. In comparison. Like I'm always 20 miles an hour over.

I can't do the speed limit. Like if you're driving 25 miles, 45 miles an hour, I'm just like, if you're gonna get something. When we drive him San Eelius, you're on the highway, it's like 6.65. There's not a single soul going to see you. No, it's 80s though. Shit pal is driving. I'll drive 65 on a fucking's eighties, though. Shippell's driving.

I'll drive 65 in a fucking heartbeat, and I'll stay there. Music at a certain tone. It's different types of people, I guess. Everybody loves Shippell. When he comes to dinner, Eric, the next fan, I don't know what he done,

I love that guy. I love him. My buddy Gil was like, and he's so cute. I just, he's got, he's a giant, some face. I was like, different getting, that's cool. I was like, hey, what are you. I just, he's got, he's a giant face. I was like, my friends getting, that's cool.

It was like, hey, what are you talking about? I've got a cute face. How'd you? I mean, well, I guess, maybe it's the gal. The gal have a hot wife, I have some ideas for you. He has not. He has got girlfriends. Oh, he's single?

Yeah. How old is he? 60. 60, yeah. He thought she fell cute? Yeah, he had not a gay man though. Yeah, no, no, no, that's crazy talk But he will look at a man ago. You're why why why do you say I was cute like he could say other words? Yeah, like he's holding some school. He's older. Yeah, handsome is older though, and he just liked you

I thought you were smart and and and and a good soul Hey, it doesn't matter like whatever follows cute It's just like he man, he was cute. What about, what about, what, what, you said intelligent, you said smart. I like that. Jimmy Burke does that. Jimmy Burke will be like, he's a dish, huh?

He's a real dish. Yeah, but he's joking, it's funny. But then, but he'll be like, I mean, with big brown eyes, full mouth like that, the great nose, I'm like, hey bro, this is so detailed. Jimmy's a joke, sir, though, sir. I'll take care.

But Frank calls you up and goes, that black guy's cute man. Yeah Yeah, it's just specifically call you up. Huh? He's cute. He's cute, but he'll do that. He's cute But he does he does have that style to me. He's just it's the older style. Yeah, I get it right? No, I don't know guys say black guys are cute You know, I'm saying like to call him up out of the blue I'm like hey, you're like a cute man He had a great smile kank. Hey does he need any money or anything like that? I don't know

The state help with his renders and they talk about Do you have his number? It's a strong. Put us together on a text. Text. Put us in a group text. Right? Like, huh. Yeah. All right. Okay.

There is all that stuff. Like some dudes are like, you know, where they're like, they just say something. You're like, huh? They're like, you, you, you wear that well. Huh? What? Yeah.

You just say, I look good in it. Cute, yeah, cute. So tough to get by. You just say I look good in it. Cute, yeah, cute, so tough to get by. Cute, yeah. Hold on, guys. What do you mean an older guy recently? Because, you know, I used to be good looking. You still got it. You're still a great looking guy.

I used to be like that. That's him fishing for compliments. I was like, oh, thank you. But, yeah, he's not hitting on you with that. I was like, no, no. That's him just, yeah. Yeah. That's him just, yeah.

And you're just like, cool man and kept going. Yeah. Now you look great too. Yeah, right. I don't see that. That's him just yourself a steamed fish from the compliments. And he's like, cool man and kept going. Yeah. Now you look great too. Yeah, right? I don't see that. That'd be so awkward. The best was, I called you out on it. John Wayne par, who's a great fighter and a great guy.

But John, because he's a fighter, a lot of fighters, their faces get, you know, it's a hard life. Oh, John's face like Frankenstein. He's got deep minds. He's all my- John Wayne par, he's one of the great- Hall of Famer kickbox. I mean, he's from Australia. Handsome guy. Don't give me wrong. He's got. He's got. He's all John Wayne parry. He's one of the great Hall of Famer kickbox. I mean, he's from Australia. Handsome guy. Great. Give me Ron. He's a guy. Great guy. But but but a but a real man's man and

it's been through a lot. We'll post some of like his scars and stuff. It's right now. But he's got deep lines, man. Like he's got deep lines and I tell you, well, that guy on the right's lived the harshest. Well, that's the death from Rick and Morty. Bring that up, Jen. That's amazing. Wait, Han, let me introduce you to that guy. Let me introduce you to the guy who is 84. He trains them twice a week, man.

Oh, that's pretty cool. Personal mass 100 body punches finish. Look at that, dude. 84, dude. Dad from Rick and Morty. I don't know. Yeah, 84, don't do some. No, that's some diss. This is facts, dude. Oh dude. Dad from Rick and Morty. I don't know. Yeah, 84, don't do some. No, that's an dissent.

This is facts dude. There he goes. That's what he looks like. I got so much. You don't think so? I mean you look like you're just just like, you're just like, I fucking teed.

If dad from Rick and Morty, just go back in. Go to the grandpa right there. You see him? Yes. There he is. Oh, the cartoon. Dude, I 84, I hope I'm doing that.

That's impressive as hell. Yeah. But John, John looks at him and Brandon on Rogan Ghost. He just looks at him and he goes. What I said, it was pretty good. Brennan goes, Brennan goes, hold you and John goes, 38. And Brennan goes like this. So I'm missing a big Brennan goes, you look y'all And I look at it. I just call it. It's not go. No, he does it Right in front of him, but he's such a man. Oh, look at that face

Well, you said that Frank's time. He's all men. Oh, such a good person to such about us. Yeah, oh super legend Australian legend he gave my shows in Australia. Remember that? it. Yeah came this shows. Yeah, he's super Exactly right to Australia. Oh, he does yeah Wow, that's like a Collage of all the scars that he had. Oh, that's not from all that's right. No It's amazing man be able to train with a guy like that. Wow Dave yeah Yeah, those elbows and chicken him take its toll on your face. Yeah super super famous over there too everyone Yeah, he's like Tom Cruise. Yeah, those elbows and she gonna take its toll on your face. Yeah super super famous over there too everyone Yeah, he's like Tom Cruise. Yeah, yeah

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All because of his concert. Yeah. With his Celter company. I guess whoever manufactures cactus, I think it's called Cacti. Yeah. His heart's ulcer is actually pulling out as well. I just think it's pretty harsh to do that. I think it was a terrible tragedy, but how much did he have to do with that?

I agree. Yeah, I mean, then again, he did say, I mean, he kind of incited riots, right? Obviously, he didn't want that. This is not a guy who wanted people to douse. No, of course not. Oh, yeah. It's also like people that go to his concert,

like they know, like he goes hard on the paint and he goes like, you know, it's like people that go to his concert like they know like he goes hard in the paint and goes like you know It's like it's like a a mosh like that's what they do I think corporations are going this is not the best time right now because you're People may not buy it as much of the product because of this so let's just wait. Oh, I think he's more famous after this I think it's take it sales go through the roof. I think when when kids go shit. I could die You know kids are fucking shit, I could die. Kids are fucking here. I could die.

The ticket sales goes up. That's because they're insane. Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, I'll be a soon to see you. Yeah, look at Chris and he's young. He's hip. Yeah, it made me want to go to one more. There you go.

I've never been to Travis Scott. I was just gonna survive it. Yeah, kids are crazy. They all talk about how like crazy those shows are. So it's like life, but they get a little bit. That's the irony. Oh, that's the double edged sword there. But also with the people around the hook,

there's live nation. They provide security, the venue, all that stuff. And then also, And his thing, he's just showing up. But then also with security, it's like before you even touched the stage, four hours before, they had issues with people getting trammed stuff like that.

So it's like Travis Scott doesn't specialize in security. He doesn't, or in cultural. But also in crowd control. But also in crowd control. But also in his concerts. Like even when you're on stage, I'm sure your fans are crazy older, but when they go crazy. Like you can't tell if someone passed out or they're dead.

Like you switch to theme about him, about 50,000 people, a sea of people. Like people at every concert, you've never done someone that's passed out. You can't see them. And when people like, well we're yelling at him, this person's dead, it's like, yeah, you're in so much past that. You can't see them. And when people like, well, we're yelling at them, this person's dead, it's like, yeah, you're in the 20th road.

You can't hear. And you have things in his ear, there's fucking light. There's smoke. Yeah, you can't see the audience. No. When those lights are on you, you can't see it. So I think people have never performed before. Oh, that's radic, is everybody could see what's going on.

It's like, there's not a chance. Right. And human Drake, they're like, suing for billions of dollars, is gonna fall in live nation. Well, I mean, yeah, you're not, again, your job is to perform and you know, you obtain. You cannot, you're not an expert in exits

and that's exactly why you... Well, can you imagine if you went to a club and there's a million Hecklers and the club went, that's on you, dude. Like, you had to figure it out. It's like, I can't control, That's not my M.O. man. That's not my, in my job description. Like, you have security here to keep these guys safe

and for everybody to enjoy the show. So if there's hecklers, you gotta shut them down. If there's one, I can have fun with it. But if it's 10 hecklers, then what, what security are you doing here? That's, I assume they're gonna control the situation. So I think for Travis Scott, like, he assumed the situation was controlled.

He also can't see in a sea of 50,000 people. Well, exactly. He puts that in the security's hands. And like you said, if they knew people were getting trampled before he had gone on stage, they should have told him, they should have made him aware of that. We'll see what he went on stage. Again, let me make him a witness.

What's he in? All right, I guess I won't go. Or just like we'll be like to his people, like, hey, don't go up yet. There's we've got a control. a control. No, no live nation should but hey, we need more security here, man Like we we need double down security. It's to it's getting out of control. We can't handle of course So live there. I'm telling you live nation man hook for that Little sketchin So this is an update to the video of the woman attacking a man on adult to flight. People found out she used to model for playboy and she was a former Raider at.

Really? So if he keeps going on this, put your phone on. She came up with this. She came up with this. This is her bathroom. This is her bathroom. Is that a trading garden? Lime rock?

She's a model in the 80s? Yeah, I guess back in the day she was a really hot radar at They watch wow she's pretty oh, yeah, I Wanted it's real super pretty. I wonder what happens to her. She's so both. Oh, she's definitely in so much trouble Oh, she's fucking Yeah, I know I'm doing the damn thing But I want you up just okay. Why do you go Delta lady check this out? Yeah, she's really pretty so shame turn is such an asshole. Yeah

They call it the Delta lady She got 10 apertures. Yeah, we have a model, you know Okay model, you know, okay, man, can you know, critical? Yeah. Right. Yeah. What?

Do you mind a model? You might not like the model criticizing everything. No, what's for this? What if I was to wait momentum killer? We're not gonna, I'm gonna model it. Everything.

Everything. Everything says. And you're a lot of people. No. And the guy says one thing to you. I should have model. I do mind when a model is you. Okay. Yeah. Do you have to like comment on everything? I know. And the guy says one thing to you, I should've model. I do mine, but a model of pictures.

Okay. Do you have to like comment on everything you say? I know. And I'm just saying a model of pictures, I do have pictures on this website though. You mean mine, looking at the picture. I think the biggest thing is a question and dog. I think you drive Tesla, but I think the biggest thing is

that the biggest thing is the surprise that he's barstual posting the picture. That's what I'm saying. He's barstual. Yeah, okay. This car of picture is what she got. They got. But also I read about her that she had problems recently too, like the last few years, getting arrested for being drunk.

Oh. So I think she has a front of mental. Yeah, she's had a sense of sort of. Oh, so she's like on hard time. Really bad times, probably. So that was just like the, that's got to be rock bottom. Yeah, there has to be rock bottom.

Well, anyone that's that mad. Yeah. And she's gonna punch a load man the face over And when her mask is an on spit Something happened. Yeah, when her mask isn't on She's she wasn't all there for sure Is she married your kids? Pictures pretty crazy. You haven't she's my type to a tea. I said that much. She was a well. She's super beautiful back then

But I mean how did a web. She's super beautiful back then. You don't love that. How old is she now? She's got a pretrisher These these pictures look like they're from the 80s. I know that's a 90s 90s. It's 90s. Yeah, okay. Has to be early. Hold is she now. That's not the same one. That's not all right There's one. Oh, he's a different one type in Delta 51 51. Okay. One. Yeah. All right She had to assume those are eight should be 20 something. Yeah, I guess 80s then I think she was gonna be what would be I think she did I'm out when she was on she was on Baywatch too. Yeah, she would that one picture that we saw wow I'm gonna be keen it so let's let's have this picture from 95 the original Bay late 80s and early nines

Maybe I don't think late 80s. I think 90s. The picture looks so crazy though federal. She's 51 So maybe yeah, maybe 90s. I picture looks so crazy though. Federal. 51, so. Maybe a, maybe 90s. She had. Oh yeah. Kind of a fan at this point. But she has a job that obviously, in a fire. She was a real estate agent.

I don't know what's gonna happen with that now. I feel, we're doing crazy. I think what she's gonna say is I was, I was on medication and I was drunk, right? That's exactly the, what's going on? Yeah, I thought that's what I'm sure he tried to say. Yeah, I know a lot of people say ambient. Ambient, and I was, and I was drunk right? That's exactly the one that was going to get me. I thought that's the one that I'm sure he tried to say. Yeah, I know a lot of people say ambient. Ambient?

And they say I was and I was on drugs and then she'll apologize but she's still gonna pay. It's gonna cost you. Is she a real estate agent in LA? Hold on, I have some article here. First time. Boy, that's the thing about this thing. I guess if she runs her own real estate agency

at that age, why not working for a big corporation? If she runs her own, she'll be fine. She'll be on a timeout. Yeah, lay low for it. So that's her. That's her right now. Yeah. Okay, well, do one.

For real? Oh, 80 year old man. And California has 80, dude. Few years working at real estate agent in California. You recognize? Oh, she recently moved to Florida. For color. 13 years in Los Angeles. All right. Just two grown children. but 13 years in Los Angeles.

Just two grown children. Ash of you. It sucks. I mean, in her rap sheets, like a... She went a little crazy. So she has more of this? She has a little wrong, yeah. Here's like her history or her. Oh, shit.

Oh, okay. You can start from the bottom here in 2020. Start from the bottom. It's pretty recent though, you know? Court records show that her sister-in-law Monica Cummins filed for domestic protection. Documents say Cornwall has a history of violent outbursts and destructive erratic behavior.

There you go. She allegedly threatened Cummings with voice messages saying you, you are dead. Okay. Can't have that. Um, Cornwall in 2020, December, Cornwall is rest and pleaded no cost having blood alcohol level of 0.08. Uh, court record shows she was sentenced 36 months of probation. All right. Keep going. Mm-hmm. She enrolled into alcohol program Cornwall is rest for a DUI actually crashed her car into a tree in Santa Rosa beach, Florida

Okay, and then she got aggressive with the cops who responded Refuse give her name or get out of the car when she did the Veal, she began going after first responders. Oh wow. Hey, we had a wild look at him. Hey, we're the subtractive. Wow. Wow. You're wild. And the neat needs, probably a crack to the jaw by some first responder woman. Yeah. December 23, you go cornwall, seeing a video a video punching, scratch and spend an older male pass over mass. She's letting her rest in Atlanta. She's been released on $20,000.

And homey was 80 years old, right? She has, I think she has, I think people said that. I don't know if you're saying that. She has an alcohol. She has a major alcohol. She has substance abuse problem, for sure. Yes, I got it.

And it takes her out of herself or it brings her into her real self, right? Yeah, they say alcohol brings out the real self, right? So she just might be an asshole. There you go. She might be just an asshole. And I'm going to go with that. Usually it's like, you know, people just, I don't know.

Yeah. She is. She's wildcat. She's a wildcat, man. She's a wildcat, man. So this is the most recent prison bay that's going viral. I guess this girl posted this photo. How old is she?

She is 19. Oh, OK. She is currently in a juvenile detention center for a crime that she committed when she was 16. And I said she's 22 now. Is she 22? Yeah, I don't know. 22, even better than a matter of.

Yeah, better out. But she was arrested because she stabbed a girl in the neck. Oh, yeah. I guess earlier in this month, she posted a photo of herself onto Facebook where it garnered a lot of attention. And now people are offering to pay her bond. She actually wrote a status updating.

Thank you for all of the support. And she then linked away for people to send money so she can buy stuff through commissary. Yeah, I'm a stronger Shin jail for. She's in there for seven years from I don't know but a lot of terrible health conditions after. She's very pretty. Prison very nice to follow her now.

I love Morrell. I love Morrell. Morrell. The lady died. The next stop. She love Morrell. I love Morrell. Oh, Morrell. The lady died. Oh, my God. The neck stopped. She's super pretty. It doesn't matter.

That wouldn't be murder. She would say that. Yeah, she'd be away a lot longer than seven years. Yeah, then seven years. Well, yeah, that's a long time. Step a girl in the neck. Now she's 22, so she's a different person. She's got another wildcat.

Two wildcat. I'm just going to cut ourselves a couple wild. Wow'm interested in that. I got a sales couple wildcat. Got a sales couple wildcat. Wow, Tomcat, okay. Yeah, she's pretty, man. Yeah, real pretty. This is for Chappelle. There was an incident with an Alexa recently

where this little girl asked Alexa, Alexa, told me to do a challenge. Alexa then proceeded to say, well, I did a quick search on the web, and this is what I think you should do. And it proceeds to tell her to put a plug into the out halfway, take a penny and touch it. What? The remaining part of the metal from the plug,

which would then- Did someone hack in a system called does? Is this actual Alexa? No, this is actual Alexa, and I guess it picked up searches that were popular on two top of yeah it was one of these like online challenges people were doing maybe like a year or two ago like is all I searched the dark web you should take a knife and stab your mom yeah that's basically what I have yeah thankfully that little girl was with her mom the little girl didn't

do it the mom freaked out tweeted at Amazon about this and they said they actually went through their services their service and Took that entire thing out because I guess that's the thing you you could get call if people kept asking tell me do challenge On Amazon you just get weird shit. Yeah, why the fuck would they put you? Cuz they went through The most popular search at the time and that happened to be the most popular search for Tell me to do challenge. Oh, throw that damn thing off a mountain. I'm telling you don't trust that fucking thing You have one I got one for Christmas But what are you gonna do with it? I

Would you mean the you know, I don't even use Siri. Oh, I actually I never used to use Alexa But now you can do it for any yeah, it's the weather in Kansas City What's weather today? Well, you just you know that she says everything where can I find? You know a fucking I don't know a fender You know, yeah, you can turn on lights turn off lights. You can it's a recipe. I should be a kitchen They'll give you a recipe. Yeah, play your favorite songs. Yeah, the rest but I still wouldn't get one yeah I don't trust it either. It's down loan all Yeah, you know how you know youall know it's always it has to because it's listening yeah it's your phone right oh cuz then it tells you yeah man the

things that you like it whatever super suspect yeah the phone's probably doing the same thing yeah the phone though the phone probably the same thing this is your little orange dot on top if it's listen yeah so they say. Oh, really? Yeah, and I say isn't there, you know, I don't know, man. But yeah, I don't trust it. Alex is just too much. The phone, I have to have my phone regardless.

I just think that we're gonna, ultimately with robots and robotics, we're gonna be, it's, you have to give in. It's just inevitable. But not right now. It's just gonna be too easy. Your car, your car is already a robot What's it that Ferrari does have computer stuff in it like a car like like a screen screen or no? No It's oh, I mean like a little one where you can get like navigation connect the Apple play. Yeah, the car play

That's about it though. That's it. So I like it beat what about when you back up. Do you have a camera? Yeah? Yeah, but all that stuff like let's say I shot someone, let's say I killed Christian, then went on a speed chase in my Ferrari, they get you with the navigation, the GPS, they track that, they can log into the car and see where your car is at. Not only that, but I didn't realize also that. I didn't know that.

Yeah, new car, you know, if you're gonna kill someone doing like a 80s car. Well, here's what's really frustrating, not gonna kill anybody. Your car, they have monitors and on corners, on street corners, that are reading your license plate 24-7. When your license plate is at a stolen vehicle, or your license plate is the tags or whatever,

it'll send a signal to a nearby patrol car. Patrol car comes over and pulls you over, happened to me in Arizona. They have cameras everywhere. like that accent when I saved those kiddos. They had the whole thing. The cameras all over the highway. They had it all on camera right. Everything. Everything. Everything. And you could see that it was you and I did two at T. It's nuts. They brought up on the lap. Yeah. And so now your license plate is being tracked all the time. So when my car got stolen they go the, the cops said, oh, we'll find it.

We'll probably find it in the next 12 hours. I go, what do you mean, it's just, because we have people running plates all day long. Anytime a cop car is behind you, that they're running plates, so look if you have an outstanding warrant expired. Now they have machines, now they have cameras that are doing that automatically

and send it back to the police. But also, like, when you're at a red light or something, whatever, man. If you're in committed crime, they can, they use the ping off your phone because your phone's always ping into the tower. Right.

So they can, if you're like, man, I was in a man- I wasn't a man-hatten at two o'clock. And like, weird, your cell phone was, we see the ping from the tower reached. Damn. They intracted all of your cell fuck these days. So you're in committed crime,

you're doing a 1980 car, and you don't have a cell phone. Leave the cell phone behind. Well, in Mexico, and I don't know if they do it anymore, it's called the eye in the sky, they have a plane that circles the entire city of, say, Mexico City, Juarez, whatever, right? And it takes pictures of the entire city. Now why is that? It just keeps taking pictures.

Well, police officers killed by the cartel. She gets in her car, they shoot. You can see from the satellite, from the plane imagery, the car, you can see fire coming out of the car. You can see her car rolled to a stop and they just put it all together and then they just follow that car. They don't do shit. They follow that car. They ate out of ten murders going itself. Correct. Because they stopped using it. But they followed that car back to the safe house and crippled, took down a whole cartel

on APR. But then there was American technology and the Mexican government was like, we're not using that shit. But if they wanted, they can do all kinds of things like that. So many things. Yeah. With the talk about putting a tax on how many miles you drive? Oh, really?

Issue with that is if you think about the tax on mileage is that means the governments have access to your car. How far you drive. So you can know exactly where you're at all times. That is, we think about the tax on mileage, is that means the government has access to your car, how far you drive. So you can know exactly where you're at all times. Well, figure it out people. I'll tell you what they do now. So you go, you know what, I'm gonna buy a house in Vegas,

and I'm just gonna say I live there six months a year, and they go, very cool. Is that what you're gonna do? Good. And but you go there like, you know, one week. That's great. Is that what you're gonna say on your tax? Good. Tell you what we're going to do. We're going to do a quick little thing. All we're going to do is check your cell phone records. Oh, yeah. Have you been in there? And or how about your credit cards? You have them.

There's ways around them. Yeah. My friends. Yeah. But with your phone, they just go, but my friends are you whenever they're no. All you just get another phone put in your name and have your parents live in that house and have me use your cell phone and credit cards Oh, yeah, very tough to prove Right, but how do they but then what about if they you're also in LA and you're there So what's your one of your family plan? It's under the family plan. How are you gonna prove who's using which cell phone? It's all under the same name You have six different accounts, huh

People do a lot of time really all the time. You don't have your family living there though Yeah, but you're still in the tax break and your Can you feel my slip somewhere anyways? Let's put mom and dad in Florida. And I just gave it all the way. Great. So now I'm fucked. Cheering the IRS. Yep. What does she get, Jen? Here we go. You're gonna put whiskey in your coffee?

Never. What a shame. So this Tom Cruise deep fake actor I was going to say, I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.

I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. Here we go. You're gonna put whiskey in your coffee? Never. What a shame. So this Tom Cruise deepfake actor has created a whole career for himself online doing deepfakes of Tom Cruise doing random things. And he says that he thinks deepfake technology is neutral and there's nothing bad about it. Whereas a lot of people, especially I believe it was Justin Bieber who was really angry about his account because he thought it was actually Tom Cruise and he said, this could

potentially trick so many other people. For sure. It's a thinking like, oh, this is my friend. But it's like a drug dealer. I'm like, drugs aren't bad for you. It's like, we make our own way through drugs, dude. This guy being like, oh, it's not bad for you. That's how you make a living, dude.

So of course you're pushing that narrative. Yeah, he's saying that in the future, maybe, I's not bad for it. That's how you make a living, dude. So of course you're pushing that narrative. Yeah, he's saying that in the future, maybe, I guess somebody, the use of somebody's face could fall under intellectual property and you would then pay them in order to have a license in his face. I'm surprised. I'm coming from Africa.

I've come after him already for the name of the license. Yeah, that's the surprising part, Tom. Sometimes so busy, so, so, so, so he has no clue. He's like filming impossible whatever mission possible 19 So he's like what I'm trying to do about this fucking plane and I did see video of him on a fucking plane on the top of a plane Oh, yeah, like he's ready for mission possible whatever nine. He's on top of a plane It's Tuesday no Like he's someone else is flying. He's on top of the wing

He's like hanging. He's hanging off the wing in real life. Like an old school like 1940s world war two playing. Fuck. He's unbelievable. Is that real? This one's real. I think it was the yellow one. That's recently. Look at him. Jesus. And he's also 70. Yeah, that scares me. Is he 70? He's 60 years old now. Still looking for it. I'm sure.

He does all these guys. He's such a badass. Yeah. Look at him. That's a Tuesday. And then I'm filming it. He's just getting ready. He's a crazy.

Insane dude. Yeah, I'm not interested. Dude, his social media be so lit if you decided to do that. He's just getting ready to do that. Insane, dude. Yeah, I'm not interested. Dude, his social media be so lit if you decided they're like, do a selfie out there. You're wearing a Tom Cruise like, what? All right.

Fucking social media. I watched Will Smith's new Sean Disney Plus. Did you like it? You searched him for answers? I have to say no. No. You know, there's one is about studying sound So they go to a volcano and they study the sound and then they go to does he go to cool places? Another guy like study then there's light and he goes all the way to the bottom the ocean

That's good. It's yeah, and it's dark, but then they have jellyfish that you see. It's really dark It's cool. That's cool. It's cool. He's with like it. It's good stuff. Yeah, it's just, I'm not, I'm just not that. The sizzle look, you know, you're not out of the science. I would never watch it, but the sizzle looks cool. I have to say, I watched it. I was like, mm, boy, I'm, I mean, I just went up, though. I watched, I watched three,

and I found myself fast-forwarding, you know, almost like the study of swarms and the study of sound. But there's a guy who's, they take along who's blind, and he just, he comes along,'s blind and he just he comes along. He climb on Everest and he's blind and then he went to the edge of this volcano and he fell in. Well, he he because he's I would watch his blind since he was 13. So he can feel so he can hear things. He can hear very differently the way we do. So he feels, here's things in his body.

So what he does is his, like he can hear as well, behind him as he can in front of him. His ears, his back, his leg up had. He's a bad, and all so. You know what he is? He's daredevil. But also what's really interesting is that when you have been blind that long,

you actually, your whole body becomes like a nearer. You can feel sound waves better. You develop the ability to feel sound. Let me guess, he felt the heat of the volcano. Yeah, well, he goes, can you hear that? Can you feel that? And the guy was like, everybody can. Because like, no.

And he said, no, and he said, well, it's really weird to say that because our machine is picking up on exactly what you're talking about. And he was here and he was here and it way back there. Because sound moves air. Yeah. And you can feel the air change. Now is that blind guy in every episode? and he was here and I'm way back there. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the one episode. Yeah, it might have been the first episode But it's it's just a little yeah, that'd be cool if they like have them jump into like The ocean there's great white like you feel yeah, now here you go

Use echolocation Here's a guy no, it's a different kid But you can like walk through here without knowing it's only 13 months old because of retinoc cancer Poor kid you know echolocation like like so in our dolphins use that. You're like, that's what bats go through. It's dare dabble. That's fucking nuts. Ben Affleck, dude.

And apparently sperm whales do it too. There you go. That's what bats do, yeah. Oh, do they? Yeah. There was a cool thing where there were, these two women were swimming with sperm whales. And doing what?

And they were listening to them and they sound like a chainsaw. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm kind of into it. It is, it's cool. It is cool to see giant sperm whales and you're just like, the blind guy for 10 episodes, that'd be exhausting. Oh, very. Everywhere we go. No, yeah. Are they in a helicopter? Do you know what we're in right now?

He's like, you're shitting me? It was really, it was very moving to see him actually at the volcano and just feeling it, but he couldn't say. I don't know. You're all set I Don't know watch another episode. What is the feeling? I have Feel like wait time. Let me ask you this be honest. Do you have one of those signs in a house that say live laugh?

No, but I know I'm talking you do though a little bit. Yeah, well Maybe I wear on the inside of And do you have a where one on my heart? Yeah, maybe that's some, maybe I wear it on the inside of my phone. And do you have a, I wear it on my heart. Yeah, do you have a magnet in your face that says, good friends, good times? Do you have one of those?

I don't, but I'm gonna get that as a tattoo. Cause you're kinda going that way, right? Am I? Yeah. Good friends, good times. You know what I mean when you're having, but you know what I mean when you're having like a meal and stuff and then you're like this,

like you go like this, you go, Hey, guys. Like you really do, right guys? Guys, you acknowledge it? Good friends, good times do, right guys? Guys, you acknowledge it. Good friends, good times, am I right? Cheers, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, and then they go, ah, come on, yeah, like that, yeah.

Yeah. Love life, love living life, you know? Yeah. Every girl, I think you'll have that on her wall. You've got it from Target and like, I don't know, every single girl. We have laugh, love, and. When I was growing up.

At least sucked it. Yeah, when I was growing up, literally every girl had the, the couple kissing. Do you remember that couple that were kissing? Oh, it's the old school picture. It's black and white. Yes. And he, they're like this. Yes. Yes. Every single fucking girl I knew had that black. And it was a French. It was, it was a old school. That's it. Right there. That's right. And the soldiers come back to play. And it was a French, it was a old school, that's it, right there. That's right, and the soldiers would come back to war. No, that's not the one, there was another one, there was a French one.

The other French one was black and white. And they tried, they stood for money later on because it was such a popular thing. Well there's certain things that just over time when you're seeing a man going to a girl's house, like I had to throw it. There it is, that one right there. Which one? That one, no, no, no. No, go right there. Which one? Right right there which one? Hold on no, no go right there which one right there the one the far left one one last. Yep right there. Yeah

It's a great outfit by the way. Well, that's Paris man. Paris isn't crying the 50s Yeah, yeah, Paris is fucking just awesome Live-lapse love. By the way, he's got a cigarette in his hand. He's like, fuck, and I'm kissing my girl. But every girl had that picture in their houses. Have you been to Paris? No. I think you'd love it. I think you'd love Roman Paris, dude.

I'm surprised you haven't been. It's just the whole deal. I know, but you'd have to spend about three weeks there. Oh, no, no, no. I have. Tell me, Picks. But you'd have to go with friends. Not FaceTime.

I don't think so. But FaceTime, you're from there. No. Good life, old tower, FaceTime, you fuck. No, But you have to go with friends. Not face time. I don't think so. But face time, from that. Good eyeful tower face time, you fuck. No, you'd have to, you'd run on a partner. No, I'm sure I would like it. It's just with my kids. My kids are there. It's past. It's past.

When we were younger, like, I'm. I'm missed out on those days. Yeah. I missed out on those days, like traveling. Like, what are you up to? I'm just giving my backpack. I'm going. Like, I missed those days.

Or just having money when you're in your when you're 30 And going to grind to my third. That's right. So I couldn't take a break and go to fucking I You fight it. That's getting punched in the face. Can't go to Paris. I mean no did have a kind of for no when I was fighting I can't afford it. It's like Yeah, my kids you can be away from your kids. My kids would rather go to the holiday end of the street and fuck around in the phones. Instead of fly 18 hours a Paris. Yeah, because when I was gonna Paris as a young man,

it was the greatest thing in the world. A Roman Paris, we're like the most. But I get that same feeling, like I check some of those boxes, like when I go to New York and like if I'm with you or I phone with Jace friend Jason, they know New York and you get like the real New York vibes. I'm good.

I'm sure we don't need to go to pairs or Ili. New York and people know what the fuck's going on. It's fint or Philly my boys at Suplex. So Philly take around the best restaurant you're hanging up bars or like when we went to Ireland, Jim, we're in Dublin, we're like at the oldest bar and there's there's a you did it. You know what I mean? Bulletin holes in the, in the walls from like the old civil war, you know, you know, you, then that's what I'm

talking about. A little bit from the whole. Just that history, that fear. Yeah, it's cool. Yeah. But yeah, girls always had that or live laugh love. I had a theory where if a girl had a lava lamp, she's definitely up for anal.

I don't know. What? Yeah. What? Yeah, I don't know. Really? What? I was like 20. I'm like, there's a lava lamp, she's into it. Right?

How'd you come up with it? Because she's just an earth mother and everything's like, oh, I don't know. It's like, it's hot. Open up all possibilities. Yeah. It's like lava lamp. Oh, we got a freak on our hands. Well, so that's very interesting because my buddy and I, and I just talk about how, you know,

when I see a girl in a fiero and she's got lip liner and she's got dice hanging from the, I find that hot. Well, back in the day It looks like she needs some help with the brand some gene shorts on yeah, yeah, yeah, I like a little you know You drink cool aid for breakfast. She probably left the she probably left the house to do launching grab a jambajou's Yeah, yeah, not a ton of money. Yeah Yeah What is now I feel now like it's of the fear it's like I

You know what is now? I feel now like instead of the fear, it's like, I guess maybe a Tesla or it's like a Civic. Yeah, I see a hot ground Civic, I'm like, yeah. Now, my buddy is, he's in Florida and he's with his mom and dad and they're on this vacation. And he's, well, he's 30. Well, he might be older. He might be 33.

Sure. And he's just hanging out in these little board but he's with his parents and he's an only child. And mom is Southern and she's a lady. She's a lady and dad is a conservative man. I mean, there's just, you know, and my buddy sees the cleaning, the cleaning gal. She cleans their parents place. And then he starts cleaning his place.

He's like, this lady is young, and hot, and she's also, she's just working for a living. You know what I mean? And he just, and he starts talking to her. And he's good looking guy. And, well, they start, they start kissing. Yeah. She mop that dude.

And then, yep. And then he starts, he starts again, a little situation. She mop that dude. And then, yep, and then he starts, he starts again, a little situation, she starts going town on his, on his weiner, you understand? Oh, I understand. Starts stuck. I had to understand, you understand?

Keep going. And that's all good. And mom, well, she had the door a little bit, she forgot the door had been, you know, when you keep the thing there, mom came in. Mom was so soft. And mom saw in mom saw her son she's a man he's a man shocked by the fucking cleaning girl that's hot and yep of course is hot and strike home being I get that correct sir correct sir that brown skin correct sir that carmel skin

correct the positive attitude he's a good looking guy what else makes me rock hard a thing about this I didn't speak a word of English so you're trying to navigate You know what? Doesn't have a language love love the language. Yes, thank you It's a real rock hard dick. Yeah And he said You know I'm saying much and now he's at lunch at brunch or breakfast with his mom and dad and And his mom's just looking at him and and he's like, oh, this is so bad. And she goes, you don't even know her.

You had just met her and she's cleaning the room and this is what happens. I would say, you know, I'd get out of there, I'd go, I love her mom. Oh, God. And his dad goes, his dad goes, his dad goes, his change is subject. And they never talked about it?

No, not yet. He said he doesn't get embarrassed. He's like us. Oh, that was it. I was so embarrassed. That would do it, dude. Does that have your mom walking on this? Ah, so embarrassed.

And she can socked off by the maid, like Arnold Schwarzenegger. And then asked me. And it's like, you barely know her. Yeah. Who's the point? I bet you're a lover. Yeah. My mom would love it first sight. I mean, it I was a point. I bet you I love her. Yeah. I love it first sight. I mean it is what he is.

Where is he again? No. Things happen. Man. Yeah. What a great time for that guy. What a great experience. He's like, what?

You know what? He was a young handsome guy. When you're young and handsome and a big old athlete. You know what? There's nothing wrong with that. I was such a fucking brood I would never. Oh. Are you kidding me?

Yeah, I mean like, I- Well, I mean, hold on. Let's hold on, Chappelle. And I want you to open your heart and your mind here. Okay, good friends, good times here. Good friends, good times. Good friends, good times. Good friends, good times.

Good friends, good times. Good friends, good times. Good friends, good times. We've been around Chappelle a lot. I've been around way more than you. I'm a little never seen as penis. So you gotta think about that. Before you talk about, I'm gonna say.

That's why I'm trying to open them up right now. That's I'm trying to tell him he's safe here. Yeah, this is safe So so let me think so let's say oh, we're head to Florida tomorrow Danny of Florida Fort Laudale Florida Danny M. Prove Thursday Friday bringing New Year's with a boy Let's say you don't have your girl Right and we have the Airbnb we get to early we get you know, I get checking you can't check in early It's an Airbnb can't check in early. No, we gotta leave our back somewhere So like hey boys. I'm gonna get through them up top right right about good. Go get your room you walk in there and there's just Getting your room right? What's the Colombian giving you a turn out?

Yeah, she's in some chocolate on your pillow chocolate foam the pillows getting the towels and she a tent She's in that made it but she's in that maze outfit, so she's dressed down with her hair pull back, not a lot of makeup, but you can see there's nothing to get to me. You don't need makeup. You can just tell. When you can see a diamond in the rough, where you're like, oh, you're dressed like that,

and I can tell right now that you're a, you're a, you're a, that made out for the high no curve. And by the way, she could be, she could be stripping, but no, she's working for a living. She's working for a living. Honest, honest, honest, hard-working, his hard working on his fucking living a good one you I think she goes I yeah, yeah, poppy. Oh, oh, excuse me. She was I poppy. Oh boy means she was I'm just dropped my bag she's oh my god. I'm a boy no, boy. No, oh, she's taking back. She's taking a back

Yeah, I do for you like your English is terrible. I. And she, I do for you, like, your English is terrible. I do for you, I do for you, she puts that down. She's rubbing your back. You're like, what the fuck is going on here? Yeah. And we will spell come down. And you go, just give her a suck it. You panic.

Are you kissing her? Not yet. Bring up, bring up the hot Colombian. Hot Colombian regular gals Regular hot Colombian made made It might be but let's just see what we get It goes 105 bucks, okay Go the top right go the top right she's gonna be Keeney. She's just she's go the top right. She's in a bikini.

She's just, she's cleaning your room, dude. She's cleaning your room. She's just working. So now, she's in an info. Some there are people out there that just get off on stranger sex and she's in an info now. And that exists.

That's her on the right, that you on the bottom. Well, look at her on the left there come on Okay, she's just like that on the left. Yes, there's okay. Yeah now now Now she says something to the effect now now this says hot clumb and made with big tits gives up the ass for extra I got one pesos. She goes my boyfriend my boyfriend is a huge fan, but I listen to you, you are so funny. The other guy's not so much, but you are. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's took good of a guy.

Kizm, he finds out you're a boyfriend, here's my thing. My boyfriend, he, no, my ex boyfriend. My ex boyfriend, he hit me. My ex, my ex boyfriend. He hit me, I, I have. Is this me as a single man? Yeah. But you get me, you get me through all my trauma.

My boy, I see you, I forget I forget I forget my drama you get She's on button or shirt. Well she's saying I forget I forget I forget no she hugs you She hugs you and she feels I just want to hug you because I'm excited She says to you but you feel sorry for because she's like my boyfriend. He hit you know what she says She says I don't have too much about my gift to you is And she just and she yeah, and we just see her and she just she see that She says she says I don't have too much about my gift to you is Yeah, and we just see her and she just you see that she says I That you on the bottom there the point of ship how are you what are you gonna do in that situation?

Tenses up like Jason. Yeah, I would I would sense the fuck up would get awkward and run out and go, Brandon and I'd go, I'd go, I'd go, I'd go. And I'd go, what the fuck's going on in here? Your boyfriend did that? This is unreal. Hey boy, it's time to go to lunch. I gotta help this person out. I am, should I put my dumbass up there? I'll be down a little bit.

I am, I am, I'll raise a furious. Yeah, give me a six inch meatball. Do you have any down a little bit? Do you have any bruises? Yeah. Give me a six inch meatball, be down have any down a little bit? Yeah, we've got a little bit. Yeah, you just kicked me. What? Just give me a little. I'll see you there. Okay. No, I'm kindly walking out. Yeah, I'd be tense as well. And I'd slap it. This is a situation like that. I'd go.

Shops in the game. Let's slip it on this. I'm like, yeah, I can do it. You come and go. That'd be a tough one. I'd go, this is unreal. He used to hit you. That's crazy I don't get down. I'll tell this one thing. I will not put up We're not making light if any kind of demand no, no, no, no, no, I get it. I get a hypothetical situation It's all hypothetical all high First that exists and that person and then I go I go well this weather's muggy. I'm gonna take my pants off Yeah, I'm too hot.

She said, she says, what should work? And then I go, can I put some shorts on? It's hot. I do hot enough. So hot, you hot? This is hot. I'm, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

This is fucking so hot. I say, now that you mentioned, I'm burning up. Yeah, I'm burning up. Yeah, and then as you guys are making love, she goes, I have confession to me. It's, I just, I'm burning up. Yeah, and then as you guys are making love she goes I have confession to me It's I just I like you, but Brian is my number And I'd say Brian is my

And you know I'd say I'd say weird so beautiful. I'd say we're Get him here And I'd say you know one thing I'll give by live love laugh and good friends good times guys different good times And what's minus is that the whole story gaming anxiety and then we date and then we yeah, and then you get two more friends Yeah, she has two boy friends. Yeah, I'm what's like the movie it's like the movie savages with those two guys That's what I'm one more. It's like the movie savages with those two guys. That's what I was. That's literally.

We move to Laguna Beach, I leave my family. Do you remember what she said about the one guy? She goes, he has war gasms. Yeah. And he felt like one felt like warm wood and the other felt like hard. Yeah. And she didn't say he fucked me like he's trying to get the anger out. Yes.

Jesus Christ. Oh my God. That movie. That was Taylor Kits, that was hot. Jesus Christ. Oh my God, that movie's hot. That was Taylor Kitsch or whatever he played there. Oh my God. That was a good movie, right? He's in kickass. If you got from kickass, the other guy's a timepiece. That's called Sally.

And then Blake Lively, Savages with the cartel. Was it Blake Lively? Oh, fuck. And then she had a show from Jess. She had a show from Jess. She was great in that. She had two boyfriends. Oh, it's due Taylor Kitsch and then Aaron Taylor. Then Soma Hikes, the leader of the cartel. Oh, it's a do-taylor kiss and then Aaron Taylor.

Then Selma Hikes, the leader of the cartel. Oh, and Bonito Del Toro. Oh, he's good as great. Oh, they're with their brothers. Oh, that's right. They're not brothers. No, they're not brothers. Yeah, what happened to him?

He said, good looking kid. They were both. The one on the right's blowing up. The one on the right, kick ass. He's got a bunch of stuff. He got the long hair. Yeah, super bad ass. Okay, he's stunned. He's slim a bunch of He got the long hair right? Yeah, super bad ass

Okay, yeah He's stunned He's slimmed down for kickass Hands back Oh, that movie is hot Oh Savage is too bad You know, you know, my biggest

Kidnapper My biggest issue With the All that you, this whole scenario You pointed out What is it, man? STDs or some shit? Yeah, I don't know that person

Oh my god Oh man I don't know that person. Oh my god. Oh man. This is why I drive. I don't know that. You know what? I get chojee. Then this way drive 65 miles an hour down the highway. Don't change.

It's less hassle. I got you. I don't know that person. I don't know what the cable was. Who is this? That's Aaron Tyler's wife. Oh yeah. That's the director, right?

I think so. She's a producer. Or she produced kickass. Or something like that, right? I don't think so. Oh, he's a milk the director, right? I think so. She's a producer. Oh, she produced kick-ass. Or something like that, right? I don't think so. Oh, he's a milk chaser, huh? She's 31, she's a poor. Oh, I appreciate that.

Is that right? Yeah. Yes, that is so right. Dude, he doesn't see age. I love what dudes say. He doesn't see age. I'm impressed. Well done, sir.

Ain't not wrong with that at all. Fuck, now that's impressive. There's just some controversy behind their marriage. Why? Because she knew him when he was a kid. Oh Because he was a child actor. Oh, yeah, well I guess she left her husband to be with him when he's turning 18. Oh god damn man. He was he was only 18 When they got together. Yeah, like some teeth and gums on her huh? They found love They found love. They fell in love.

You do. Love has no age. Has no age. Well, I like his body. He's buff. He's got a, he's he's. Oh, yeah, great body. Yeah, he's working. Holy shit. Great body. Yeah, he's working with.

Hey, go to the one where they're both in a bathing suit. She's in the one piece. Oh, yeah, man. He's body. Really? That's it. Dude, it's got the beard and shit. Yeah, he's got a piece. He looks, he's on. She looks sweet.

Yeah, he's got legs in the tail piece. Am I wrong? He's bodied up, dude. Think about the girls he could get and goes, you know what? I'm all the older one, man. I love that. He likes vintage wines, vintage cars, vintage women.

Yep, she's got, she's well put together. She's the Brian Count of women. Well, all right. How old is she? 54. 54. Same age as Brian. And he's a good knight, dude. No, are you shitting me, Papa? All right, how old is she? 54. 54. My age. Same age as Brian.

And he's a good knight, dude. And no, are you shitting me, Papa? You know, I like to shit on you. Not even close. Are you shitting me? All right, he's a beautiful man. Look at that. Oh, he's, that boy is fine.

My body, the hair. You all right, my ghost teeth, Brenda? Yeah, I call it. She kind of reminds me of the mom from the movie Hereditary. I don't know if I've seen that one. Of course I have it I like her. I'm a fan I bet she probably mentally challenges him. That's what he likes. Oh, yeah, Tony. Oh, that's a ton of glad Oh, she's so good. She's a hell of a good actress. Yeah, well, you think cap

She's a hell of a man. She's such a good actress. Wow, well, you think, Kat? You think they look similar? I see a little bit. Maybe not in her reddit. I think one looks down the other. But, yeah, anyway, God bless, man. Good for him.

Good shit. Well, into the day, live laugh love, but I think, that's what this and the theme of this is called live laugh love. Live laugh love. And I don't like that. Chappelle you're you're laughing. You're loving. But you're not living, dude.

I can't that's a tough way to live for me. I'm just too. I like you say you know, we love what I love about you is that you are well, no, she's a Pell's. Shub bells into things that like I think she's a love stand up. He loves writing. he loves writing he loves

that sort of you're talking about chick ideas yeah but he's he's a conservative man you're not tempted to be a natural conservative yeah you and I more reckless I mean girls say things to me after shows there's like you really handsome and I'm like thank you yeah I don't have much to say to that I'm not being disrespectful, you know, I just you're really handsome Chim what would you do I feel like you're kind of you're your long lines with Chappelle not before I was more Not crazy, but before I was more like whatever, but now I feel like you're kind of you're long lines with ship hell. No, before I was more not crazy, but before I was more like whatever, but now I'm like, I was out of the

I was never getting number. Your neck feels better. Am I wrong? It's definitely a better mood. A little bit better. Yeah, because I've been doing that traction stuff. I think I actually even wear the brace in here though. I'll do it when you guys are gone. Wait, wait, so what would you do, Tim? In that situation. No, back then I did, I'm afraid I'd say what now. Have a girlfriend now. You did it. She passed away. If you did it.

Hey, don't say that, dude. Say she got Omni-Kron. And let's say she was, we weren't dating. Yeah, if you guys, if you guys, they say you broke up, came on the road, Papa here. I would definitely be hooking up a lot right now. I think I would. Oh, you would do it.

Because if I tried, even if that was that random of a situation. Yeah, really. But that's not normally what I would do, but if something happened, and I was single, I just, there's just so many fucking questions I have in my head.

No, you think too much, maybe, huh? So, some people call it a whole, right? Yeah, I agree. That's a porno scene. I know. It's a porno scene. I know. It's a porno scene. The chance of it happening, aren't good? Well, anybody in here, it's just not gonna happen.

Right. Well, I mean, I'm sure some people in here, it'll probably happen. Crazy things happen to me sometimes. Yeah, sometimes there are, there are, I've never forgot in college, my, I was done with college. In fact, I was walking down Wisconsin

Avenue in Washington, DC and there was a girl I'd known for four years and she was just hot, but we were always friends because she was dating somebody, I was dating somebody. And I don't know if this ever happened to you. I saw, she saw me, I smiled, I walked up and we went to hug and kiss and we just started making the fuck out on that street, on that fucking street. And I dropped what I was carrying. And I, we began to feel each other up

right there on the street. It was like this pent up thing. Right, and I lived just down the way you understand. I lived just down the way. No rules, good friends, good times. Good friends, good times. We live once and we fucked, we practically started fucking, I understand. I lived in the way. No rules, good friends, good times. Good friends, good times. I said we live once and we fucked.

We practically started fucking like before the minute you got you when the door was. And you're young and you're like, I don't give a fuck. I'm not. We're going here. Too young. Yeah. You know, you do crazy shit.

No, you're fucking nuts. You're fucking nuts. Outside. I mean, I'm, I, I, you'll fuck, you'll be in a party sometimes. And you hook up the girl likes you, you guys, you know, something happens and you're on a fire escape in the middle of the winter

and you're getting naked and having sex. And that's happened too. I'm not saying I've done it. I'm just saying that's happened. You know wild boi. You know wild boi. Yeah, you know wild boi. Sure.

We all do things like that. Christian is 22 looking for those days. Look at him. Yeah, he's fucking praying for those Yeah, you know, hard for you know, you know, he's had that I know Christian Cat Cat is a woman you've done you've done you've found yourself in Adventurous situations predicaments, yeah, we can also have a boy like a boyfriend from like seventh grade to like last year

Yeah, did he let you? you know step out dip your toe? He did but I never did it actually. He did though. No I felt very obligated. I think it was very attractive that he was so secure with himself to say like, oh like we're doing long distance do what you want there. Just know like we are still together as long as you don't like fuck that up. Do what you want.

I thought that was very attractive of him. Well, I feel like you and I are both. I think different ways. But you and I are kind of like. Do they don't give a fuck or, you know, they're, no, but I think that you and I, I think you would agree, like for me, I've never tried to control anything I've been with.

If you, if you like me, good, if you don't and you're gonna go off and do that, then I'm not gonna try to control your behavior. You can't stop it. You can't, I'm never. I'm never, they want to do you can't stop it. Yeah, yeah. I'm never gonna be controlling. I'm not gonna be checking your phone and stuff like that. If that. You can't. I'm never gonna stop. I'm never gonna do you can't stop it. I'm never gonna be controlling.

I'm not gonna be checking your phone and stuff like if that's what you do. No, I've got to check your phone. We're over in this area. That's right. I mean, I feel like jeans can pull. And if you step out, I might be in the middle of the... Change control.

Do you guys imagine me being in control, my girl? No, I would. I would say she... She probably controls, just in my whole fan of my dad, they're all like tough guys, but the women controls. The women run. You didn't have Vietnamese women.

That's not the women run. The women run the, yeah. Oh yeah. Vietnamese women are very attractive. Yeah. Not that you don't boss the shit. You love it. We do.

You don't boss the after-wild. But you know, bossy comes with wild too. Because sometimes I have a theory on this. Sometimes when they're bossy and controlling and they're jealous, it's because they, you're what? My lava lamp theory. It's like a gas.

The anal. I love your lava lamp theory. I'm gonna hold on that. I'm gonna research. And I love it and I believe it. Years of research. I believe it actually. I think it's years of research.

And I then so it's a part of my love of racism. It might be a truism. It might be a truism. But with people, girls who are super bossy, super controlling of you and very jealous, I kinda like that because I think that they are that. And they're not doing this because they're that one. That was stressed me, they're all so wild cars,

and they might be fucking around. Usually they're fucking around. What I think you are, so then now you can get yourself into a whole situation here. The negotiation. Wait, is this your way of telling Chenna's what girls fucking around on? She's Vietnamese Vietnamese that she's not controlling but she's definitely like you know still talking look at your phone Is a boss. I mean, I mean, she and if she's guy you you're a catch so I feel like most women would be very happy with you

I appreciate that I mean that so you don't check your phone and she we have each other's codes, but we never check our phones Yeah, my girl has one is sister when we take pictures and when you Sit down for a nice dinner. Does she order for you? There's a thing that means yeah, here's a thing She's That question I was about to say that's a terrible question Very good. You have it If I'll have the salmon and I'm gonna gonna have the, if I know we're going to, like cream barbecue,

it's all, it's me all day, right? That's your thing, yeah. What if you're cooking this thing? She knows so much about food, she's just off Cisco. She's dorm for you. Yeah, so I'm like, just take care of it. I'll pay for it, just take care of it. And you're not picking about how you eat.

She picks the greatest things, I love it. Right, right, right, dorm for you. Do you sit down when you pee or do you? Sometimes, no. Okay. Sometimes I just sit there. Does she order your drink too? No, no, she tries to have me drink the cocktails.

I don't like cocktails. I like it. She'll be a whore. She'll be a whore. She'll say, just try. She wants it to be more cultured. Not because she's trying to control. I'm like, no, it's give me like straight whiskey

or like, you know, my mom decided that my mom has been to me. You know, there's your girlfriend there, no. Just my girl or for me, no. Nothing ever. Yeah, absolutely. I'm not. She ordered for me like, the fuck's wrong.

Hey, I'm like, I want my housewife from the 50s. I'm not gonna write. I don't wanna fucking salmon. And I went dinner with guys who had written a book on how to be an alpha male. Oh my God, they tried ordering for me, you know that? And I was like, what are you doing? How awkward is that? By the way, this big they're both like they're tiny

Yeah, and not all did the good guys, but they're a little alright. I for four. They're right. Yeah Good guys, but if you wrote a book how to be alpha male, I wouldn't buy it But the thing is that they hit that and they were trying to push this book and it we go to dinner and one of the things You do in the book as you take control of the table at dinner and you order the meal There was me Brian for you to was who else was there? I can't remember things you do in the book is you take control of the table at dinner and you order the meal. There was me, Brian Fried, who else was there? I can't remember. I don't know long time ago.

And he goes, yeah, well, we'll order the, and he'll have, I'm like, what the fuck you, look at what the fuck you're doing. You remember that? It was so awkward. What are you doing? I'll do that. I don't do that. What are you doing?

Let's not do it. Alpha thing. I know. I hate those two games now. It's so stupid. So now that's why I let it order. Cat, do you order for Stevie? No. But you're Alpha female. Yeah, but Stevie, it's so stupid. So now that that's why I let order cat do you order for Stevie? No, but you're but you're alpha female Yeah, but Stevie it's insane. Yeah, you could order for him I think it's very weird when someone orders for another person

I just don't have someone try to order for me cat Stevie got so conservative. He is he's very conservative now What do you mean conservative like voting? very conservative now. What do you mean? Conservative like, like voting? No. No. No, just like, like,

super conservative. Yeah. Just, I think he's much more tone down. He's not like a wild boy. Well, he went from shooting porn to really being domestic and with you. And like, posting selfies with his dog. Which is great.

Yeah. He just shot it, maybe just found the one and shot it down. And I yell at him and say it's false advertisement. That's neither here nor there. But you're also with your last boyfriend, he was kind of passive, right? Yeah, he was very passive. I don't like doing stuff like that though, ordering for another person. I want like a, I want a much more dominant man than me, because I'm already dominant as a person Yeah, I need someone more. Yeah, otherwise you're gonna trample. Oh, yeah, I just don't feel feminine if I'm with someone

I'm Have you been in a relationship? Yeah, yeah here and there. I just it's just too much work to what what he's 20 I Much work if you find a good person. I'm saying, it shouldn't be that much. Although they say, you have an tough time with men, have so many options with speed dating with apps.

What up? Yeah, but women are an apps. Yeah, but apparently a lot of women can't find a guy to commit to, who will commit to them? Oh, because there's so many options out there for them. That's an issue. Do you girl pick your outfits?

Ha ha ha. Hey man, listen. I don't like to order. I don't like all these stuff. No, I give you a shout out. You don't know. Yeah, she knows the restaurant. That's fair. I agree.

That's fair. Yeah, recommendations. Now, here's the thing. Did she say this flannel looked good at Bass Pro Shots? We walked by it. Yeah. And then you got it. And then she.

Yeah, so thank you. But when you wake up, she's like,'s not hey babe put the hoodie and the flannel With the boot you made out for you if she did me if whatever she does to make my life easier. I'm all about it Yeah, I'm gonna do it if she laid down and that's it. That's when we go restaurants I'm like I don't want to go through the whole menu. You know what I like just just say This is this cook a woman who can like she cooks all the time too. She's awesome Let me ask you this when you you go on long road trips, is she drive?

Ah! Mask, he's a good question. First of all, I do drive. Yeah, right? Because I don't, she's driving the navigate. But I also, what I do is I open the car door for her all the time. Oh yeah.

Do you guys do that? Oh yeah, I do. Okay, good. That's natural. Yeah. But I drive, I try to drive unless I'm drunk. Yeah, I don't have shows. Yeah.

Yeah. You're a good man. Any more questions, bro? No, I'm just trying to. I don't know much about you. How much did you learn about you? A lot, a lot. You made a shit for asking questions.

No, it's good. You gotta get it out of here. You gotta get it out of here. And you did get it out of here. And by the way, today's our last show of 2021. Oh, shit. Yeah, holy shit Hey come see me and I'll see this weekend and you and Danny of Florida

Fort Lauderdale, we're there tomorrow night tomorrow Friday Saturday and for Lauderdale I'm proper Danny 2021 you're no oh, yeah, he's an open home. It's been a interesting 2021. Yeah, it came back to the show. Yep We've been with you with you We're on the show the entire year. Did we do the whole year? No, like half a whole year. Half a whole year. Yeah, probably six months. But it feels like back to normal. Why don't you remember? Yeah. Man, it's good to be back home. Hell yeah. It was a dark time. Look at home. Thank you. Yeah, it was a dark time. So like city, why is guys January 6th, 7th, 8th?

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And then Rally North Carolina's January 6th, you're January 8th, fight campaigns January 22nd. And then Rally, North Carolina's January 6th, through January 8th, fight campaigns, January 22nd, and then also, as you guys know, I left show time, so the SHOP show, which is formerly known as, below the belt, formerly known as Big Brown Breakdown, is on ThickBoy YouTube now. If you watch it, audio stays the exact same.

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