The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 761

Episode Date: January 6, 2022

The guys watch Brendan's 2nd pro MMA fight and discuss their upcoming Thiccc Mudder at Tough Mudder, Brendan's cat debacle, everyone's dentist visits and dental hygiene, peeing etiquette, eating butt, Jason Derulo fighting two men after being called Usher and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/ GoodRx - https://goodrx.com/fighter Helix Sleep - https://helixsleep.com/fighter GrubHub See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maybe you're doing the thick mutter. It's January 29th. I need some energy. Yeah, dude. I mean, I don't want to break down Do you have any advice? Yeah, dude. You need some on its supplements Cuz you know daddy's joints are gonna be hurting so we have joint oil krill oil, all right? You need you need optimized mental space to get up those ladders jump in the Shroom tech room tech little alpha brain. I suggest alpha brain black label heavy on the black Well look they got total strength and performance, they got protein powders, they got all kinds of stuff. But I think that shroom tech sport for me, I swear by it.

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they're like, you doing it by yourself? Is it with the fuck, I was like, I would never. We got a team. Yeah, we have a real sociopath to do, tough mutter. To do tough, yeah, by yourself. That dude, it's a team. Yeah, we have a real sociopath to do tough months. To do tough months. Yeah, buy yourself. No, dude, it's a big boy crew. Yeah. Mark, Callan, you.

Yeah. We have a bunch, but literally a bunch of people run it. Casey, we have a bunch of people. I think my best friend's gonna do it. His friend signed up. Big J. Does he start with a long, long, long, long, long, long? Big J.

Does he start with a long, long, long, long, long, long, long? See, it's a different trail. I don't know what, I'm sure it's different. Where I'm like, Elson, that last one, you start off with pretty big hike. Oh, nice one. But you're not running. You're not running.

You're just hiking. You can run, people will run, but I jog walk. You just run. I jog walk. I jog walk. We'll talk. I'm not gonna run a high-chatty, on the other hand. Yeah, I can out.

Well, hike. But you people would be fun, man. But you would just walk a high So you want to sign up. I officially signed up. I've never done anything like this ever in my life. Maybe get out of your comfort zone, dude. Yeah, it is. This is completely...

I'm not wearing a pair of jeans shorts, now listen. Oh, okay. And it's not about the hell we about it. It's not about it. Oh, good. Now, you get tired. Yeah. Let me see your index finger.

Yeah. You take that index finger. My right is rum. Nope. You take that index finger, and you loop that in the back of my belt. Oh, you're a little mule. You and I'm a Mule. You got my bad. Mule. I'm your thick part. He's old. He's old, but he's grown. But he cries and he can bear down that old man. That old mule can grab that bear down. You just follow my little skinny

hips. Yeah, and I'll take you right out and fall that little bitch. I trust you. Okay, so you just like, I feel like we'd be at the same pace, maybe you'd probably be quicker than me. I have no, I'm a real man, I'm an old man, I'm an old man. I don't see his feet. He's not known for his feet. The old feet, the old feet is what I'm nervous about.

I'm really, really, really, really, you know what I'm nervous about? What's the weather like? Is it gonna be freezing? I don't do well with the cold. I'm a bit of a coward. Run well in the cold, I can do it. Now I'm told you should wear tights, and maybe I, I didn't. Okay. You just wore shorts. Sh well with the cold. I'm a bit of a coward. We're unwilling to do it. Now I'm told you should wear tights and maybe a...

I did it. But he just wore shorts. Shorts on the tee. You got some thick skin. You're doing it back and forth. You're doing it back and forth. Now, I want to get wet to eat it. I got some jeans, I got a cut.

I think I saw a picture of you like, and I'm not saying I'm scared of this, that's how you swim in. You swim in shit? You gotta go underwater, yeah. Oh, there's a cold plunge Really Chene if you go to the the tough mother website they have a special

Because yeah, it's a big mother link. So there's a limited amount of thick mother Spots so if we list this now we are almost full. Yeah, okay Right Yeah, okay, I Can you go there and sign me up? Brian so here's the thing so chin if you go to Trying to think you've got another 15k Says 15k

Cuz we don't fall around Keep scrolling down No, no go up a choose your adventure. Why don't you go back to events here. I'll give you the I'll give you the link. Yeah, I'll send them a link. It's easier. Hey Brian. So like you know, just at you know Just a situation. Yeah, I'm stuck in the water. Yeah, water. Yeah, what are you going to swim? So what I do is I jump in. There's no swimming I grab you I grab you around I just want why reach over your shoulder and grab under your armpit So okay now I do side stroke and I take you right to the fucking shore you fucking the whole time going Shhh, hey, I got you just stay boy. Stay boy. Okay, stay boy. Listen to your voice. Yeah, stay boy

Stay boy. You might fall asleep. Don't worry about it I'll patch your weight and then we fuck there Okay, I trust you I trust Stay-boy, you might fall asleep. Don't worry about it. I'll patch you awake and then we fuck it up. There you go. You have to see the guy. Okay, I trust you. I trust you. Okay, you might be lying to me. I'll be lying to you. Now we're gonna help each other.

When my feet fall off, I'm gonna jump on your back and you take me the right way. Come on, yeah. I got good feet. That's right. And then at the bar, you're feet. The best thing is that at the end, they have all these food trucks and coffee and whiskey.

And you get a cool, if you finish, I'm not saying you get to finish, you get a tough mudder. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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I want to be in KC and whatever we might have partnered. So it says join Brennan job and the thick boys were 15k, tough mutters. What is that there, Bob? What is that? That thing if you fall on its deep water and then you got to swing across. So this is where I saw you swimming.

Squared, go down. How far is it? So that thing you get in the water and then you need teamwork. Because it's all about teamwork. You're looking at the... And you gotta pull over to the other side to get over. So those two people have the bottom push. Those two people on the oom.

Hey, you were cheeked up in this. I'm a little drunk. I had no idea you were working there. That's already B over there. That's it. That's party B. Well, that's wrong. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. She goes. That's squatting and that's deadlet. That's what you do. Yeah, she just squat deadlet.

Fuck it. But so the people, that water wasn't that cold. I think they might heat that one. But the people on the bottom push and you got to gum over. You look like, it's probably like, fight feet. You look like you're dry-humping that fucking, not hanging on for the like. Were you coming that guy out or something or trying to?

No, no. They need to push him over and then I get on the other side and I help them. You look like you're looking at the guy there, going, I'm gonna fuck. That's what it looks like. I am chiqued up right there. You're chiqued in that, everybody.

You've earned it. So if you want to run with Chappelle, Brian, I had a bunch of the thickies, all you got to do is go to toughmutter.com slash thick with three C's, and you'll see the sign up there. Make sure you sign up for the thick one. Now you got to have a thick boy, it's shirt for me? Yeah, I have some thick muder shirts for me.

So it seems like there's a lot of teamwork activity. That's, and then you see in the back there, the rope thing, that's where the tough is part. That wall's on. Yeah, 25 foot. 25, you got gotta crawl up it. All right, now let me ask you this. That's all teamwork.

That's all teamwork. Now, now, the thick boy motor shirts, are they, did they cling to the body, or they made of a synthetic, are they like a rash card? They're, you know, they're billed, daddy. They're billed thick boy motor shirts. Okay, so I don't need a tight shirt underneath that hugs to the body.

No, you don't need that. Last time I just ran in my thick boy built shirt, the black one. You still wear the white weather. I don't do well on the cold. I don't even say wife, Peter. If it's cold, my wife. She'll look up the weather right now in like Elsonore. Now last night was the coldest recorded night in LA in like 40 years. Oh, so it might be a more time to look. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's cold out here. But in Benal, it's like 68 degrees outside. I know. Jim, why is it bringing up a bunch of times?

Gling for a ring for your girl? Interesting. Yeah, what's up? No, this is actually for you. Well, I'll talk to you about it after the show. Oh, okay. All right, so. Are you trying to, yeah, get in the branded?

You're trying to talk. Yeah, you talk. You saw that ass for a long time. You saw that ass. You're trying to talk to a wife. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up.

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You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna wife that up. You're not gonna be 66 tonight. Yeah, yeah. No, we're gonna be fine. A lot of crocodiles and make-out snore. A lot of crocodiles. A lot of crocodiles. Now there's not one. You guys can believe you're not sick. I actually believe you. There's a lot of cougars. A lot of cougars. A lot of cougars.

A lot of older ladies with my- Oh, ho. Oh, cougars out there. So don't bring your bare-spirer. Is that a real rich area? I've never been to Lake Elson. You know what I think about it? I don't know.

No, I do work that. I'm just gonna play you in the G2S. I know it's two hours away. Head down there, yeah, doing that. We should stay the night I think about it? No, I do work that. I'm just gonna play you in between. I've been doing it for hours away. Head down there, yeah. We should stay the night before. We should. We'll do that. We'll stay the night before.

You guys do that. Carb up a little bit, right? Carb up, sure. Get some of those gel packs. What'd you eat at the top of the morning? I didn't eat, I don't eat breakfast. That's why when I got done with it, I would now, I'd probably be mistaken

because daddy was cramping. I started cramping at the end there. But then I ate a full foot long hot deep throw that hot dog so fast. Cause I was there. I wanna, maybe, yeah, maybe I won't need it. I don't know what time to restart. 10 a.m.

I said, I am. You wanna be there around nine. It's a good idea. But I mean, I need to leave something. Yeah, if you go easy, you don't wanna run on full stomach though. No, I do not. Cause then your body's breaking that down

so I've given you energy to complete the course. Yeah. Think about it. Pro team shake? Maybe. I mean, I don't know. Something that doesn't like fucking sit there. I don't want you to fucking, you know, you don't want to eat like a-

I can't believe I really can't believe what I'm doing this. Really? Yeah, I told my family they're shocked. Really? They're like, what the fuck are you doing? It's great. Like, you don't do anything like this. That's the whole point. Yeah, that's why family they're shocked. They're like, what the fuck are you doing? It's great. Like, you don't do anything like this. That's the whole point.

Yeah, that's why you're doing it. I didn't know what I was getting to either, and I fucking loved it, dude. But you kick ass with shit like this. I guess that thing's a different end. Like a fucking no matter. We had a Brennan idea, sort of a mini fight companion this morning. We do, you know, it's called a CalBass fight plan classic.

It's on the super cast only can video and audio where we watch, say like, Francis and Gano has a fight come up. We'll watch all his fights But the first one we watched my fights and that was really fun because I hadn't seen I realized I hadn't seen those fights in years I forgot about how you were actually you were actually legitimately beating croak-hop in every round that that was not every round well no you're also given in the what for yeah you're given them the what for and you were the most you were the aggressor of the entire time he's a counter puncher popping him with that jab you know and then he broke your nose but that was that was one elbow but for the most part for the most part for your the in your fights fighting monsters like danzaga and Crocup and those guys who had that much experience, that didn't get much of a mark on his face. You're really good. You're timing, you're timing.

On the takedown was unbelievable. I told you my favorite Johnny Curtis. Was my favorite fight of yours. I love that damn. He loves the Johnny Curtis. But don't really fast one. No, it was like a minute seven. Yeah. I got set up. It was my second fight. I don't really fast one. Oh, no, it's like a minute seven. Yeah. I got set up. So it was my second fight ever. The good fight. And my manager at the time, you know, some scumbag

was like, oh, I got a fight for you. You want to fight out town and at the time, like my team, the office was just coming up. We're like, yeah, we'll fight out town. It'd be cool, man. Like, yeah, you go to DC and fight. Like, oh, it'd be so cool. So they signed like three of us up to fight in DC.

And I'm like, who am I fighting though? Like, dude, it's just some like, he's an older guy. He has high school wrestling, easy fight for you. He's a cake walk. You know, you're still building, so we want to be a cake walk. We're weighing in. I'm like, I don't think any fucking heavyweight. There's my opponent, man.

And we're waiting, then we hear this. Oh, oh, and this fucking dude rose up. Like, the sun's of anarchy on a big hog. American flags flapping. And the crowd my razor crowd are the start going Johnny Johnny Johnny I'm like Johnny that's my fucking opponent just this big dude gets off the bike and he's all Johnny Curtis how you doing like holy fuck and then we do research on which we didn't do

before this because we you know we thought we're just gonna kill him. He was in a high school wrestler he was on the national wrestling team oh no he was the wrestling coach for George Mason University's his four time all-american he was I think he got a little bit he no never went to his four-n-o and I'm like oh they're set me up and I was so mad and you see it in the fight because I absolutely wreck his entire world because you didn't know how to box like you. You just want to wrestle,

but you couldn't get daddy down at first. So then I hit him with a left hook from fucking Pueblo Colorado. And his knee buckles tears every legum in his knee, but he can't fall down because his leg is stuck. And I go, he's not going down. There's no ref. I'm gonna fucking punch him straight in his old face.

And I punch him in the face, he goes down, there he is. Legit. Look at him. That's a big fella. Big mother. Does he just talk to you? Yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah, his body on like his boxing stance. Oh, I want to do that. I think he just got hit right there. Yeah. Yeah, he just got right there, that's 404. So then he blows every, here you go, here's the fucking fight. Obviously, we can't point him.

Obviously, we can't point fucking fight I say 10 minutes Probably intro not yeah intro It's probably me talking I was young hungry line. I'm hungry. I want one when you knock that what's his name? You've dusted your shoulder off. Oh, this one's funny. All right. Oh, I fight a t-scale out of Denver, Colorado Trainers either are Trevor Whitman and Christian Allen. You know what it is? It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, fans leave on Saturday night, they're definitely going to be saying, wow, he's the next big heavyweight. I love that kind of confidence. And this is a confident young man.

Luke Thomas was the announcer on this. Oh shit. Exhibiting a lot of maturity. That's sort of been the theme tonight here for this five-year-old. You're nervous here, but you're confident. I'm super nervous. Very large, I might add. 6.6. I'm not six foot six. I'm not six. I Just wait 25 25 years old you 25 here

Holy fuck He'll be the first to admit this he needs experience in there. He's got the maturity Stayed in walk out with you. No, okay, Christian Allen now Christian Allen was behind He's in ninja and he's a genius. Yeah, he's he's Cory Sanhagin's main That's Luke Thomas talking right now First of all, he's only been trading boxing for six months. I mean, you could tell it's him It's just six months six months straight to traditionally coach that you have seen what the way champion George St. P. Your has trains and high altitude is Christian now see the guy is right. Yeah champion George St. Pierre has trains and high altitude. There's Krishna. Let's see the guy on his right.

Yeah, the right partial on the back. The Jean Shay Carwin, Luke DiO, Cody Donovan, Duane Bain-Lugwin. What's his specialty? Everything. Everything. He's an angel. He's got all the tools and the proper handling to go very far. By the way, the vlog guy in the back room there is Elliott. How about Luke Thomas?

He's great there. He's been here, hung out in the locker room before. So you got a really good fight. He went in spirit, hung out in the locker room before. So you got a really exciting one. One spirit martial arts out of Reston, Virginia. Strategy, I'm Shantan Mugai. That's an all-American man right there. I will throw some on the feet. That's a Ben Asker.

That's a giant Ben Asker right there. I'm in good shape. Reston, a freedom tree service. And so it's physical, but I train six days a week outside of that. And so I feel for me in 38 years old. I feel his wife and kids were in the front row, man. Handsome guy, no handsome guy, 38 right now, a real man, a real man. Just a door here by everyone phenomenal wrestling. Yeah, you hear that?

A door here by everyone. It's a really good submission. Are you sure? Who's Elvis? That's a big Elvis. who's the big Elvis guy Take a mask for it a little chin. Hey, God are we allowed to show this? I don't know I'll show that little pieces All right, not say six four. I'm one. I know One or no Yeah, he's definitely bigger than six feet

Hey And I All right, let's catch look at you dog On my left fighting and the red corner Home town hero right there. Yeah, he was all fucking proud. I was just crazy for God's sake. Oh he's the coach Yeah. He's the head coach of the rest of the game. 6'6". God damn it. Running job in the blue and black trunks. John Curtis in the olive.

That was when neck tattoos were still rare. The boys getting their mix it up here. Real trouble. My king getting ready to get the heavyweight started. The question is, is it time to keep it on feet now? I think this is going to win. Yeah. This organization still exists here?

No. No. I think the owner of this organization dies. He's looking to take you down. He didn't add a box. No, that's all he wants to do is get me down. All right. I want to be at the end of the...

You've been boxing for six months. I'm happy with that, Jim. Oh, oh boy. Oh, he picked you. Oh, he's oh damn dad He got back to his feet. Yeah, yeah, good shot. Oh, yeah, great shot. Yeah, this is take down offense. Oh Very good balance what's up balance hard for him to get off Luke was a base. Oh, oh Good that was the inexperience. I pulled him right on top of me Yeah, like he hurt when he felt his back is right in front of on top of me. Yeah That's Luke Thomas a young Luke Thomas back there. He's strong kid though. Watch this though. Watch daddy now This was my move Now now he's in trouble now daddy's in trouble

Now he feels how strong you are. He's strong, too. And he can see he's a better wrestler. He's going to do what he wants. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. What's this?

He's a young aggressive kid. Oh my god, watch this. Oh yes. I'm very upset. I feel like they're trying to set me up. Friendly job at one. Crowd was not happy. Yeah, you knocked out their home telling hero.

I'm a little bit out. I'm a little bit out. I'm a little bit out. Watch this. Oh, damn, blow my knee out right there. Oh, almost blow the knee out. You're trying to stop the ground. This is from almost blow the knee out. Don't do that. You're trying to stop the ground and now this is from him

in the head when he fell on the ground. This guy right here? Yeah. They didn't have to wait. They didn't have to wait. They didn't have to wait. Right here. Oh, you know, you're not.

Oh, you were still punching him up to the knee. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's terrible. That's very dangerous. All American wrestler. All American wrestler. I have no other ground. Just sort of. Oh, you know, he blew out every lady is left me and I'll

Clearly got can cut he's 38 you got it. You can't you can't be fired now I think I killed Josh burn in Frank Mary. I was very good. He's fucking me. Oh, yeah He's fucked. Oh shit. Oh, me. Shwai Look at what's what what's what I see rewinded to you. They said Shwaiw watch like a mother fucker Even back then I was pretty pissed when they mess my name watch this watch my face when they say Brendan Schwab Watch this stop this fight one minute and Look I'm looking at my thumb

one Mother that is bushing solid solid goal people still call you Schwab yeah a good demonstration taking on a very tough tough fighter key to this one clearly take down defense yeah the knees going you have the hands going you want to do with the ground you want to demonstrate your hands and this one it look like. Yeah, I did, but I'm comfortable wherever it goes. If you want to go to the ground, that's fine. So I was comfortable down there.

It's just really wherever I wanted to take it. Your face is different. Six, six, six, six. Six foot six. Great start. Hey, Tommy. Career here with the wind. This was your pro debut tonight. What can we look forward to? great story. from here. Look, you see a lot of me. And here's the end of the fight. Talk us through this, Brendan. I went for a double. I looked like I stuffed them

game and upper cut his knee. He was out then and then one just to make sure a couple more just to make you the way down. But you're doing what a fighter is supposed to do. You got you stood over him. The referee tells you otherwise. Good job finishing. Yeah, you know, that's what we're trying to do is finish it to the ref pulls this off. So, uh, near or not, you know, that's what we're trying to do is finish it to the ref pulls us off So near not you know, you're it's so interesting how youth a bright fear skinny his face So

In the Heavyweight and small head yeah, Luke Thomas is interviewing me before in the hotel and he's like so what's next? I'm like, you know, I'd love to get my hands on Frank Mann or Josh Barnett and Luke Thompson. Okay, how many fights do you have? I'm like one. No, I think after looking at your fights, I also think you were in a time when,

you know, a lot of those guys just weren't the athletes. Yeah. No, they just weren't the mouths. Even mouths. Yeah, even mouths. Cause you're like, you're strength and you're speed. You know, you were just a football player. This is very different. And I think you'd been training

The way they had been your whole higher level. Yeah, you're saying out of super high level Yes, you kind of knew how to train without getting injured. Maybe knew your body better and that was your pro debut They say that really by Pro did I got paid my mom. I never had any amateur So they said pro debut, but I my first fight was like 30 second song that Ring of Fire and Brune feeling. That was good. I forgot this. Did you get, did you end up getting the cat for Tiger?

Oh, what happened? You know, there are a lot of nearest resolutions, dude. You're in shape and stuff. Dude, what about save some money on your prescriptions? We're getting older, we use prescriptions. Why, why don't you, why, why not? Why not save some money? Do it with good RX band, Do it with good RX, man.

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So you, but you bodycat. So I need a hyper-allergenic cat, right? I need to get those. No, they're not cheap, daddy. They're not cheap. So I go online and type in best hyper-allergenic cats and like 10 cats, there's only 10 in the world. And only like one or two are actually non-allergenic.

So I was like, all right, cool. Found the name, put the name in the, the Russian blue. Russian blue. Yeah, they're fucking, they're amazing. So I go to this, that's where you put, go to the website, Chin, for me. So in Russian blue.

Russian blue. So, bunch sites pop up, but I need a mail, I want two cats, right? So we got a Russian blue kids for sale, right? Do you have fucking cute there, dude? Now it says all the Russian blue kiddies listed below for sale are home raised by us. All of our babies come highly socialized health guaranteed. This is great.

I'm in. Reached out to them. Danny got Nala, you got Kitty. 10 weeks. Sure. And we got Nala, you got Kitty. 10 weeks. Sure, sure. And we got Racks. So we got Racks. Okay.

And then my girl goes, so they need 800, you got to send a cash up. I'm like, that's easy. And I go, have you talked to them? She goes, I'm texting with him. And he says, just send 800 and we, the cat's ours. I'm like, all right. She goes, they said to make sure somebody's home at 9 a.m. tomorrow. 9 a.m.

Where's the breed rat? She goes, Oklahoma at 9 a.m. tomorrow. And 9 a.m. where's the breeder at? She goes, Oklahoma. 9 a.m. so they're gonna fly through the night with the cats. I don't like the way that she's gone. Well, she, and she goes, that's what I said. And then the guy goes, yeah, we do it all the time. That's what we do. Are you okay, cool? And they do, and they do, and they do.

And they do, they do. So then I'm thinking my head, why can't, the one cat's gonna be scared flying alone. I'm gonna, you know what, I'm gonna get a sister. Now, I gotta stop you. No, hold on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, gonna be scared flying alone. You know what, I'm gonna get a sister. Now, I gotta stop you. No, hold on. No, no, no, no, no. She was talking to him and he said,

we'll have the cat the next day? Yeah. But to me, I'm like, why the ticket? Well, to me, I'm like, well, I've been up the whole month. The flight time, I guess they do it. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not about the ticket. You know, yeah. So I go, I don't want the cat flying by itself.

So it's gonna be scared. It's a good way to fight. It's a friend and Tiger wants to, great. Look at Kitty. So I got Foxy. And we're name, we already have names for him. Names are Rip and Bath from Yellowstone, of course. Yes.

Right? So they see, so he sends me this picture of the cat. I go, is this him right now, dude? He can't wait, Michael, yeah. Now in his text, the English is gonna spell whatever. It's like, all right, maybe his text is fast. So the night goes on, the night goes on. Right, so hold on, I've sent $1,600 at this point.

$1,600. Six o'clock. I tell my girl, I go, hey, did they give you anything on shipping? They go, yeah, they're using, I forget the shipping thing, I go, okay, and she goes, I just got a tax. I just got a tax firm. Look at this, show me the tax.

English is off again. The spung's all incorrect. It goes, hey, we're at the airport now. The crate that we're sent them on doesn't work. They're gonna freeze their death. We need to get this other crate. It's too grand. Wires too grand.

And then when the cat's land, we're gonna keep the crate because you won't need it. It's for flights only and we'll give you your cash back. So it's just a deposit. So I go, hey, so the hold on. So I go, huh? And Joe goes, I don't know, it seems kind of fishy. You'll, you think? So I'd look, go on, line go scams. I know you've been scam. Number one thing is when they go, hey, we need this money for a crate. It's their go-to crate. And then also, how so huge red flag gets a scam? If they say they can send the cat the next day,

because those cats, you're writing months. For a hyperlogic cat, they're not available because people with allergies. So you gotta wait for a litter, which is what we're doing now. So you wait for a litter. So first red flag is a, they can send it the next day. B, that's for more money. So listen to this. So this is now. So you go wait for a litter. So first red flag is a they can sit in the next day Be there for more money. So listen this Russian guys bank. Yep, so listen this so I so I look it up Realized scam see guy and reddit go hate anybody else get scanned by what was the website blue blue Russian blue Blue bell Russian blues comms complete scam do not use them

So I realize if scam on the thing, they're gonna try and gauge with you as much as they can to get money out of you. So I go, well I'm have some fun with this. So daddy goes, hey man, hey man, love, once I knew I go, just join, I was texting I'll go give me your phone. So I go, hey man, love the cats, dude, I'm a huge cat guy.

Now I think about it, can you give me one of these? And I fucking screenshot a giant bangle tiger. Like a fucking adult like wild from India bangle, I go, do I'm really thinking about getting one of these? Can you fit one of these on that thing that I just paid two grand for? I didn't send them money, I go, I'm gonna save the money dude.

But how much would it be to get something like this? And he puts no problem. Obviously it's just a hustle. And I go, well how much is this bangle tiger dude? Like is he gonna be crazy for me? It was not too much. Let me talk to my guys and go, cool, say last man say last man. Here's right. Let me check on it for you Minigose buys not respond. So you're dude, you know what man? Now I think about it three cats in enough

I said well, I would like now I need the two original cats I paid for I need the bangle tiger You have to put on the same shipping and these guys these these two might not fit So let me know how much is shipping on these things. I said pictures of two white tigers from Vegas. And I go, all right bro, we're looking at five cats all here, through them are live tigers. I go, do you know what type of food I should feed these things? Do you think Kibble and Bits are gonna do it?

He's entertained, he's like, well the dry food might, literally no. And all broken in the dry food might work. Man, you're gonna have to figure it out. I can't, I don't have too much experience in it. I go, hold on, let me ask my uncle. I said, my uncle is very familiar with cats. I like screenshot of a picture of George Zodock with two cats.

I'm gonna talk to my uncle and then I go, this is him, he might know him. He just goes radio silent after that. Radio silent. So we got household, super household. The first red flag should have been, we're gonna hear this piece of shit out. So it's Russian blue bells, whatever it is.

So bluebellrushensbluez.com, they're the ones who create a whole scam, right? And so I call him. So this is the first red flag. Again, this isn't me, this is my girl texts with them. His cash app is Money Signed Y26Z13. Toronto Amand Fisher. That's not his real name, it's this case.

It's trying South Africa. Yeah, we have someone. We have someone. We might be in Toronto. No, no, no, I did a research on his cell phone but he uses ExpressVPN. So it's a district of Columbia. But they're just scammers.

They might be in India, they might be anywhere. So I sent a cash app. Cashup, we can do a thing where it had been They might be in India, they might be anywhere. So I sent a cash up. Cash up, he can do a thing where he had been scams and they're my back, they look into it and they might. So I might get the money back. But if anyone knows any hyper-alogenic cats that are available in the next three months, I mean, I need two for my fucking son.

Dude, my son, he's, so I've never had more exciting in his life. He's at Jiu-Jitsu, doesn't he? Stopped the class, tells the class, oh, tomorrow my dad's's getting me two cats, they're hyping the rip and bath. He goes, dad, you have your phone, like dude, we're not doing, oh, and the kids gather,

I'm like, here's the cat. My girl has the cats as a screen saver. Oh, no. So he's like, I'll be at school, but dad, you'll pick them up, right? I'm like, I'm picking them up, dude. At this point, I know. At this point, I know it's awesome.

I'm like, oh, at this point, all you At this point, I know. At this point, I know it's a hustle. I'm like, fuck. At this point, all you're thinking about is that, you're just thinking about. Oh, dude, he put their beds in his room, he's like, sleep with me, night dad, blah blah blah. Now, what, can you go to a breeder around here? It's hard to have. Those hyper-allegendic cats,

we haven't found any in California. If it was here, I would drive down there. I'll pay extra. If anybody knows any hyper-allagetic cats, I will pay extra, give my son a fucking cat. He's so broken-hearted. So I might be able to find him. So my girl found a legit breeder.

A legit breeder. Are you still trying to get two, though? Yeah, my girl wanted a tiger? Yeah, I still wanted that bangle tiger. How about he was in her day and age? But my girl, she found, she's like, set something on her Instagram story, I guess, and people reached out out and they said,

the number one breeder for those cats that you want are in Indiana and the guy was like, it's a complete scam. Anybody with any of these specialty cats, they are not gonna have them for four to six months. Like, they're not born in it. It takes a minute, yeah. If they do have letters, they're,

they're, well, the people are waiting six months. You call it, it's a success. So we put a reserve down on these two, but I told my girl, I'm gonna say something on the show, there's people with these two, but I told my girl I'm gonna see someone on the show. There's people with actual hyper-alogenic cats, I'm gonna give a fuck what breed. Let me know I'll drive down there and pay whatever. You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna order some cats from this guy, and I'm gonna have a long text conversation with them. You're never gonna get them. No. But that's a sell right there, if you wanna get them. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's I wanna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, on the website, I'm gonna call whatever,

and I'm gonna say. But you can probably switch that number up. Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm surprised'm surprised website still up because once I realize it's scam You know, and then once I did the whole Joe exotic shit and try to get tigers from them. Well, I can you believe he entertained them? Yeah, I'm gonna have a long talk We're talking about food how much they eat how to ship Well, you know safe, so that's the number on the website. Yeah. No, that's his number 405 293 8708 That's a scam on the website. That's the number. No, that's his number. 405 293 8708.

That's a scammer's number. Okay. Legit scammer. And they've scam people before. My girl goes, cause I start, I go, you had it, I said, you had, you had ripped edge of screen saver. I started laughing. And I was like, and I go, this is funny to me.

She was, how's this fucking funny? You're out, $600, I go, because, I said, hey, it's a great story. B, I'll be able to make this a bit. So I'll get my money back. Sell and take it's on the road. B, I'll be able to make this a bit. So I'll get my money back. Sell and take it's on the road. B, it's me fun content for the podcast. And I said, and see, we're so fortunate where,

to a lot of people sending that money, it's a fucking wrecked. Yeah. To me, I'll find another one. This guy, I'll get the money back, call for that catch up. If I don't, we're so blast, man, that this doesn't affect us.

I said, you're looking at the wrong way. And I said, and I said, and also it's hilarious. I said, it's hilarious you got hustled. And I'll learn. I can't guys. And I told my guy, go, who gets hustled by a fucking cat guy? And I looked up online, it's a real problem. For puppies, especially in cats,

but only the high level puppies in cats. Only the ones like everybody wants these guys. Specialty dogs. Tiger is broken heart, say the least bit. But we did FaceTime with the breeder and he showed us his cats, what we're getting. And there's no way that your girl's gonna settle for a dog poo.

Yeah. Is that what? I tried. I do, I tried. She just doesn't want to take other response. Like cats, she's pulling and playing. I think she gets super attached to it. She doesn't want to have to pick up shit and like walk

and she's swamped, dude. Which I understand. Yeah. I understand. I get it, attached to it. She doesn't want to have to pick up shit like walking. She just she's swapped Dude, which I understand yeah, I understand I talked to her about cats, too He told me the trouble's about it, but it's not but at this point just does cat. No, he gave him away No, I mean he called me one time. This is when we're really young. Oh, yeah back in the day though Not to kill his cat. Oh, yeah, not cuz he has ragdoll kittens now. You know, I don't think he has anymore Yeah, what's a ragdoll kittens now. You know, I don't think he has a lot more. Yeah, but he's a ragdoll kid. They're cute as fuck. They're super cute.

Yeah, I have to get cats now though. Yeah, there's broken. I show them pages that help. Okay, that's a ragdoll. Is that a ragdoll? Yeah, that's hyper. No, they're not. People think they're,

there's actually only two breeds that are actually hyperligial and we got two of them. In June, they're coming in June. They're coming in June. They're coming in June. We're not born yet. And now June for a five year old, well, it's each turn to date. Well, that's forever, yeah.

Well, that's forever. And by the way, he's forgotten about it by then because just once already broken in half. Oh, no, this morning, drawing cats, writing, dad were still in the club, and we had a see him before we name him. Yeah. And you don't want him to turn into a joke exotic.

So what we want to do is clip those wings. We don't get him two-in-the-cats. Yeah, no, you don't want him to be cat-dialymical. Yeah, but when you're a kid, you don't know. Like, he doesn't know. He wants to dog roughs his mom's a fucking hater, you know? Yeah. Well, one of the members.

She did all the searching for it? Like, you didn't know what it was. I'm not putting all the blame on her. I found that website because of pop pop. And I sent her, but she should have known what she talked to me. He talked to me. He talked like this.

Yeah, it's yeah, I help you with your cat. I hope you get their fun cat. I said, you know, I send you pictures now. I send you pictures. And he sent us the pictures now. If you just take those pictures and upload them to Google, you'll see that's a copy and paste it on a ton of scans. You can do that.

Oh yeah, you know, upload pictures. Oh my god, that's so annoying. That's funny. That's so funny. You scammed with a detailing of your Four before I remember a long time ago She got scared she got what's again. She got scared. She got scared. Wait. No, it's not it's not her fault No, because you that one is not gonna trust high idea most of the time you don't get burned and sometimes you do yeah I don't know why she do any

Sky was oh no, this is all they do. They make hundreds of thousands of dollars. Jones the port. I mean, it's fucked up. Dude, go after that guy. I don't know who's going to go after. They're also there. They're all they get a lot of elderly with scam and shit. Dude, they almost got my mom sent me and Jay. She goes, Hey, they say my iPhone account is going to get deactivated. If I don't pay this, she sports me the email. I go mom just click on the email And click it so it says apple. We click on the email. It's like yzz Russia dot com. Yeah apple. That's not their website

Yeah, that's not their email handle. She's like oh my kids a hustle mama My home we got scammer at a five thousand really yeah, cuz they linked it there. They knew he's with chase I don't know how they know this like yeah It's like very little information that they need. They cause it in the bank. You know, the biggest ones, the IRS hustle. So it's not that, so just so you know taxes, the IRS will never call you.

If they ever pretend they're the IRS, the government does not call. You get a letter in the mail and you'll find out that way. Do you know what I call that? I call them just not just for shits and give them. I knew it was a scam. And the guy was from India and he goes like this. And I literally go, hey, how much do I owe?

I'm nervous. It's better. It's not what you did. You motherfucker, fuck your mother, your bitch. And just hung up on it. It was great. I was like in a great Indian accent, you fucking got me. Yeah, they got us.

Damn. It's whatever for me, but for my son. I need to find two fucking hyper allergenic cats. Stad. You'll find them. We'll see, hopefully some. But it doesn't take a lot more since it does take months for you to read the script.

And make sure that they're hyper allergenic. You know, make sure that they're like, I can start. Well, we talked to a guy and he goes, a lot of people are going to say they're hyper allergenic. There's two actual cats that won't cause you allergies. He has the two, he sells one or two. And it's not the blue Russians.

We got a different cat now. He's real fluffy, but no allergies, no shedding. Well, our boy, Frank Grillo, decided to buy two conicursos. They're all over his Instagram. Now, I don't know if you know this, they get up to 120 pesos. I love those good boy.

Very good, great guy. But he, we're sitting there and he starts to realize that these puppies are a lot, they're a lot. Let's they get up to 120 pounds. I love them. Very good. Great, dark dogs. But we're sitting there and he starts realizing that these puppies are a lot. They're a lot. Oh, they're all the work. And here's the problem. Here's the problem.

His sons have fallen in love with their... They look at their... Now his sons have fallen in love with both dogs. So he says, I've realized two dogs, there's too many. I got to return one of them. Calls the breeder. Calls the breeder's got no problem. I get it.

I'll give you, I'll give you, and so he's got the dog. And his son is holding the dog. Yep, that's, now that's a puppy. That's the years, Frank, but whatever. No, they didn't. They breeder did. So now he's got the dog, right? And I was right there, his son comes out,

he's holding the dog, and he goes, listen, we're gonna give, we have to give that dog back. We're going to keep just one. And his son looks at him and goes, his son goes, no, that doesn't work for me. They get to, they get to a time. Yeah, he goes, that doesn't work for me. And Frank goes, what? He goes, that's not going to work for me. And Frank goes, well then you got to watch. They're cool as well. Now he's got two times. Oh, bro. Guess daddy went to the dentist yesterday. My girl, my girl. How did he go? So did I. I was there too. It gets so big. Oh, bro. Guess daddy went to the dentist yesterday. My girl, fuck, go. So did I.

I was there too. Let me tell you something, man. I went and now I lied to him. Like, when does that start to be the dentist? I say, you're 10 years, my girl goes, brand-in, you gotta be honest here. I said, prime more than 10. She goes, well, just give us like an estimated 15 years.

Let's call it. She goes, oh wow, this can be interesting. I go, yep, yep, yep, this can be interesting. She goes, you're gonna be here a while and it's probably gonna be pretty painful. Okay, that's cool. When I say I was nervous, I told my, all the more in the room, like doing that,

you text me. I looked at my girl and go, I would rather bungee jump in Mexico right now. Yeah. Because I hate Mexico, I hate bungee jumping and it's super dangerous to sound people dialed at time. I go, I'd rather bungee jump in Mexico than do this right now. Shake your shoulder man.

I gotta text from you, it's just a dentistry and you go, fuck. Did he go to your guy? No, but he's going to. No, I'm going to now. Dr. Shobb. So I sit there, they're doing X-rays, and I'm like, it's gonna be a fucking nightmare.

But I have 90 cavities. They do them, they go, once less time, so I'll dentists, they go about 15 years, she goes, huh, and they were hoping daddy had a fuck that mouth. Yeah. Nope. Nope. One small cavity, and it's from the had a fuck that mouth. Yeah. Nope. Nope. One small cavity, and it's from the crown that I got 15 years ago.

So I had to re-crow it. So, remember it was black before? Yep. Daddy's right now. And did they? I sure did. I was not sure. I was not sure.

I was not sure. It was not fun to have that needle stick your... So, fuck the needle. He brought the needle out and I was going to go and he got medieval fucking tools, dude. Like, they're not friendly looking. They are. They are. They are, I told them. I told them go, and he got medieval fucking tools, dude. Like they're not friendly looking. I am. He doesn't look pretty. They are, I told him.

I told him I go, he got medieval fucking tools. Like you're trying to mean to reek. He didn't get the reference to Game of Thrones. And I go, I go, dude, you can't get a friendlier looking needle and tools. He goes, what? He's like Armini.

He's like, what? I'm like, whatever. When he did the Neelah, I was like, had to close my eyes, but they pinch your cheek and then pull it. Yep. And then I didn't feel it at all. My mouth is just the right side's numb.

Yeah. He go, if that didn't hurt at all, he was that didn't hurt right? We're about pain free here. I'm like, oh, thank God. So they do, he does the crown lock. Didn't feel a thing. I'm like, oh, I could do this all day. This is a bad.

And then he goes, now, buddy, the cleaning is going to hurt. You haven't been in a dense about 15 years. You got plaque. The cleaning is going to hurt. They got to go below your gum line, Bubba. Bro? Yeah. Bro?

They gotta scrape. He had the touch of a fucking troll fan. A box, a box, a box. A box, a box. Touch of a box. I was like, you're gonna break my fucking teeth up. When I say the cleaning hurt, because when he was, when he's doing my cavity,

when he's fulfilling, or pulling the thing in, he was if they're spaying your left hand. Okay, it didn't touch. I didn't have to lift it during the clean I kept going like this he was all buddy That's just for the cavity for this you and lift your left hand your left foot doesn't matter. I have to clean him It hurts so fucking bad man. I will exactly. I will cuz he's getting a nerve He's getting a root. There's a nerve there. Here's that. He's problem is I Apparently I grind my teeth. Not when I sleep during the day. I didn't know that.

Typey personnel. When I work, I grind my teeth. Typey personnel. Typey personnel. Typey personnel. Typey personnel. Typey personnel. Typey personnel.

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Typey personnel. Typey personnel. Typey personnel. Typey personnel. Typey personnel. Typey personnel. Typey personnel. I can eat sugar, it's like you're sensitive, it's because I grind them down so much, they're sensitive to cold and hot and sugar. So what are you gonna have to cap them? He says we don't have to do anything right now. He goes, you don't have to do anything. Okay. And I like that dentist, he's not trying to hustle you. No, he said you don't have to do anything,

but the teeth cleaning, and because it's so sensitive, when there's scraping down here, it's so sensitive. I know exactly. I tears in my eyes too. My girl's laughing, like'm like laughing at her. You taste the blood, huh? There's blood all over my mouth,

there's a grape in my ear. My girl's laughing at her left. You literally got hussled by a fucking cat's camera. That didn't go over well in the dental office. She walked out, that's whatever, and I wanted to walk out. I was so upset, I go, dude, there has to be a better way to do this.

Yeah, do you floss a lot? Do you have to floss at all? What? I have to floss the other day. He looked at me. All right. Am I a baby? Hold on, real quickly.

Look at me, fucking crazy. This is the best part. Now, it's important. I know it's really important. Yeah, because that's how you get it below the line. Yeah, and the plastic. Dude, not doing it. How about this?

How about this? When he goes, oh wow, your teeth for not being in a 15 year are pretty good and my girls Oh, he should have told him that and he goes well look let's book you and I can put next appointment I go I'll get back to you and she goes we better see you You when we walked out my girls like God. I wish they didn't tell you that and I looked my girl Well, I'm never going back. Yeah, as you go and back I go no, you don't understand that hurt Ten times back a go no you don't understand that hurt 10 times worse than I thought.

I went to the dentist. Oh dude when they get to the point where I can't chew I'll go back. Okay. For now. Fuck off. The way you lie to your teeth, there has to be a better way. They kept looking at my chart and she kept going,

she kept going, to it, 2008 team was the last time you had your teeth clinging to it. It is, it is. It is and I'm a very bad patient. We know this. I went through the whole motion with the your teeth clean. I go it is it is it is and I'm a very bad patient. We know this. I went through the whole motion with the invisible line. Did I wear it? No, I didn't.

I just I'm terrible with the dentist. I hate it, but I broke my tooth. I broke my tooth. Yeah, man, that is teeth from cleaning our fucking clean. Oh, yeah, but your guy has a light touch. My guy is the best. I'm not. Yeah, I'm gonna go to him.

I fucked up. This this this this is like the Sarmini was. He's been doing it'm gonna go to him, I fucked up. This, this, this, this, this, this, I mean he's been doing it. They had to give, they had to dig for you. That's what he said. Yeah, you can't. Yeah. Dude, it hurts so bad.

So first of all, when they clean you that way, they're supposed to do just one side, then you come back for the next side. Doing the whole mouth like that, that's insane. After you haven't had a cleaning that long, that's great. But so he does the one side that was numb, and he's like, I'm doing the other side, man, it's gonna get pretty dicey here.

What the fuck's dicey mean? Because my teeth, the enamels worn out, dude, dude, I could feel the shooting pain up my spine. That's so awful, that's so, there has to be a better way to do this. It's gotta be a better way. And then when they lose, they'll do it. And then he's like, all right, that's it buddy, he leaves.

And then you know, the dental assistant comes in and she's polishing a teeth on it, but I can fuck you. I don't wanna pause my teeth. And she starts losing blood. And they're already fucking aggravated from fucking. You don't want any in the visoline, huh? Because now what they do is they scan it,

they scan your mouth. Well, you know what they told me. So he goes, he was bite down for me, he has the radius bite down, bite down. And he goes, your teeth are, so most of the time, the bottom go under the front go like this. Sure, sure. He goes, yours are exactly like this.

Oh, you're like a bulldog. No, I don't have a under bite. I don't have an over bite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They line together. So you see how yours, see how your bottom, I hate to put my feet in. Hey, hey, like mine.

Hey, whoop. Sorry, I'm so sorry. Oh, there you are. So, so, no, no, no, you are. So sorry. No, no, you're in. You see how you're fed. Yeah, it's been everywhere. Nope, put, put, see, see how the top are above the above.

That's how everyone's by, of course, mine's not. Let me see. I didn't know that. That's interesting. I thought they're supposed to line up. Of course they are. They're not, like your ball, one ball is supposed to hang lower than the other.

You know why? So they don't climb together. Oh, I think so. Yeah, so you have one ball is always lower than you have it. So your top teeth are supposed to cover and like protect the bottom of mine. Of course. Mine line up. So then vis-line up for you?

No, so he won't be able to orthodontus and get some, he referred to him as braces and supposed to crank it to widen my mouth. Yeah. Because the roof on the mouth is going up and it's running. So he goes, can you breathe out of your nose or you'll never have been able to, he's like, because that's because roof of the mouth is going up and it's running so he goes can you breathe out your nose or you'll never have been able to he's like because that's because your teeth what he's like your parents never took you to that they would have spot this right away like you've had this your whole life oh where do you go mom and dad oh now now now here's the problem when

you open the dentist and you open that can of worms they'll look at your mouth and go well we got some issues here and then you're like you got like, you got a choice. You got a choice. Well, choose like, do you want to schedule a little with the Donna? That's a one. That's three years. That's a three year process, by the way. You want to grow your mouth out.

That'll be three years. Yeah, see you there. Yeah, be there. What's the address again? Yeah. But it's not full on braces. It's just like, no, it's like these side clamps and you got to turn it.

And it just helps. You're obviously on the client. No way I never. Yeah, but you don't, you don't, you don't struggle. Like, you don't have like sleep apnea. No, not just helps. You obviously sound like a clown. No way, I never. Yeah, you don't struggle with, like, you don't have like sleep apnea in your head. No, not at all. You don't? No, sure.

I don't snore, none of that. I sleep great. Jesus, no. So it sounds like you're, you're, uh, I will never be back. That cleaning was the worst experience of my entire life. Can I go through your nose right now? Oh, you got blockage.

I've always had it though. Yeah. Since my nose surgery. Yeah. So never going back. That cleaning was the worst, since my nose surgery. Yeah, so. Never going back. That cleaning was the worst experience in my life. But then your girl goes, it's not that bad.

I'm like, you don't understand. But Brennan, again, you're the one that's gambling, can't. It's horrible. She also goes to the dentist every six months, probably. She used to work at one tiger and the kids go every fucking like three months. That's what I'm saying. If you had to go all the way, you went all the time.

You wouldn't have to do that, because they probably did a deep cleaning on you, because you hadn't been in a while. A deep cleaning. But if you went all the time, they wouldn't, she probably had a deep cleaning. She probably had a deep cleaning because they probably did a deep cleaning on you because you hadn't been in a while But if you went all the time they wouldn't you put your teeth on Thank you. There he goes that he must our workout. You're sick. He's gonna go to the dentist Yeah, so originally because I had to they didn't finish my cleaning because they they found like a Cavity that fell out or whatever so they had like filling fill out. Yeah, yeah So they had to refill it or whatever and then it's still a very manual process like cleaning

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Grubhub, we serve restaurants. Oh, you know what, I wanna get to the point where you think of this beat. It's not dentures, hold on. There it is. Try your fake teeth. Yeah. Over here.

It's kind of a veneer, but it's just the front cap. Let me show you. Is he a teeth? Yeah, we got our top teeth straight. It's just his mouth is growing wrong and pretty soon he's gonna be a disaster. I'm gonna die. Cause it's not from bad mouth. This one I'm gonna do, but daddy, but I think you don't floss. That's my thing. Never. Yours are pretty straight, Brian. Yeah, I'm a good looking kid though.

Yeah, a lot of us genetic. Yeah. Teeth, Brian. Yeah, I'm a good looking kid though. Yeah, a lot of us genetic Teeth are genetic. Yeah, good as long as you don't see my bottom teeth my bottom teeth. I see their nightmare They're all by fighting. No, it's not bad. I know dad. He's got to get the only ones like crooked I'm going back. I'm going back to this line Your bottom teeth not in create this name for this game when I was kid But your bottom teeth are playing smear the queer yeah your bottom teeth look like a rugby scuffle. So this is what daddy wants to do. So they just do the front. They don't do so. So they don't have to shave your teeth. Okay. Look at that. All right. Look at that. That could be me, dude. That's it. You want that? That's called a vineyard. That's what I want. That's a vineyard.

It's a vineyard, but it's not the full. And a bond here, too. Yeah. So they just got to take the nameloth the front and then they don't shave them down. So it's basically like a grill. Here's the only problem with that. Sometimes for whatever reason, the gum gets black, the gum dies a little bit. Look at that. Yeah, that could be me, dude. You can also tell it's a fake shit, no. I just should.

Well, of course, yeah. You need veneers, you never like a veneer. You don't want to look like, you got to pay a lot of money for veneers so that they have the coloration perfect. Those are 30 jeans. Yeah. But what I want to do is, this thing is why I'm bringing so that they have the no coloration. Those are 30 jeans. Yeah. But what I want to do with this thing is why I'm bringing it up

is I hope this doctor Sam Salah. Salah. Salah. Here's this is like dude, let us hook you up if you're post about it. I'm like no problem, oh dude, give me the white grill. Yeah. Because that's the thing the dentist gave me the

mayor goes you think he was talking about my bite because you see any problems with it. I said my teeth are brown and that's a problem. Yeah. Well, I think before you do the thing here is you may have to do a little bit of adjustment in my, it might require. I don't think so.

So, I'm still keeping on keeping on. Now, you're not a dentist, so I don't need to say I don't think so because we don't know yet, but my whole guess is, but what if I just wanna leave it like this because I don't care about breathing on my nose and just have white teeth?

Because your bite would have So when they do that they've got a measure your bite is a whole factor for sure Yeah, and right now your teeth are meeting so if they make that big they're not meeting that's the problem Yeah, if they if they make those teeth bigger it's gonna be you brush two times a day It's gonna be lit once a day just in the morning You know that's what daddy doesn't have cavity. So I do say, no, I do the same things. Well, I just brush twice, it's fucking mammal.

Yeah. The key brush in twice. I was over there, I was over there. I was over there, three times a day, and he was like, when you, when you're, It's a hustle from Cras, bro. Hey, hustling. Yeah, they want to use more toothpaste.

Because your mouth has its own, if you eat while your mouth has its own sort of way of dealing with it when you eat it cleans your teeth actually I can't believe you don't have to answer because I only brush my teeth at night. Dude. I've been brushing at night Dude I've been just by the morning. Just the morning. Don't just the morning. I've ever brushed my teeth at night in 30 years, dude. I knew a guy that only brushes teeth at night It's super easy. Well, that's the best one's like shit in 30 years? Dude, I knew a guy that only brushes teeth at night. It's super easy. Well, the rest one's like shit. Oh, dude, it's a, yeah, it was disgusting. You got a brush teeth at night.

I cleaned the fuck out of my mouth in the morning, but I go hard on the paint that one time. Yeah, it's hard in the paint. But a lot of times, it's almost always at night. I'm like, you know what, time for bed? Yeah, I just don't have to get out. Daddy, let's go at night night. I might floss if I got shit in my teeth

and I can feel otherwise. My girl goes crazy on me if I don't brush my teeth at night. Tell her to relax, tell her to hustle. Tell her to hustle. I'm gonna tell her to hustle. It's brush your teeth at hustle. I'd say get a booster. Well, here's the other thing.

But here's the other thing. So a whole hustle. So a lot of people wash their hands after they piss. Okay, I did. It's my dick. Wash your hands before you piss. Because you have dreams all over your dick. You have dreams all over your head. Your dick doesn't touch anything. Your dick isn't touching anything. Yeah, your hands before you You pick because you have dreams all of your dick you have dreams all of your head

You're sick. Yeah, your dick isn't touching you. Yeah, your hands are out. What if I get a little on my hand? What happened? That's piss. I'm saying it makes more sense. Yo, fucking I'm not saying it makes more sense to wash your hands But if you have the real world before now you're touching your dick. Correct. My dick's not touching you Shake and hand doors. Yeah, I'm on your dick. The whole thing is that science. Clean your fucking hands. But yo, look at this. Never set great teeth. Never go the dentist. How long do you ever see me sick? You go the dentist on side. Brush your teeth twice a day. Yeah. Yeah.

Like good teeth. Well, all right. All right. I'm living really good. Well, yes, so where is what's your hands after you piss? When you get a little piss on your hand. I would like it. I'm gonna tell you why you peed on your hand. What are the accidents? Just fucking out of no. The principle I won't wash my hands. I won't wash my hands after I piss.

It makes me angry to people. Me too. I wash my hands before I have to. Hands jump in, guys. No, I just thought he put his finger in your mouth. I thought of that too. That's all I could think of. I thought he should go.'s all I could think of.

I thought, brush your teeth again right now. I don't even look the fuck. I thought of that. You said, I don't wash my hands, that piss or shit. I thought, I don't even look the fuck out of here. And you know what? I'm not that guy like scurried,

that guy doesn't wash hands. I don't want ear, but he knows. Oh yeah, he doesn't wash hands. I'll go, me too. Wash your hands, cool man, not me. Brandon, I noticed that in the airport. I'll never in the bathroom or whatever. I'm like, this will fucking walk straight up. No, no. You know, you're dead, the airport. I'll never in the bathroom or whatever. I'm like, this motherfucker walk straight out.

Now, you know, you're dead. The old saying is, you don't wash your hands after your pee. It's like, I don't piss on my hands. You know what I'm saying, bro? But also, at the same time, you touching all that shit in there. You washing hands before a toe. Wash hands before hands.

She, she, she, she, she, she, you're gonna wash your hands before hands. If they take you sit down and you pee, you're gonna start doing that. No, that's the government. I know people every most of the gals I've ever been with dated have always brushed their teeth after every meal, including lunch. I'm always selling.

I like to floss after a meal. You know, what's the rules? You got great teeth. I'm not gonna lie. You have great teeth. You're doing man. Wait for your life. Wait for my life.

You probably want to kill these. How many people watch your hands there after you piss? By the way, Chindas, your girl make you watch your hands. No, dude, by the way, I remember walking, not in this building, but in the Malca building. You guys would like to go to the restroom together. I saw piss in the freaking sink, and I'm like, at this point, there's no way I can get near the sink. I'm like, I don't know who did that. I grabbed paper towels. What a look. I got a piss in the freaking sink and I'm like, at this point, there's no way I can get near the sink.

I'm like, I don't know who did that. I grabbed paper towels. What a look at that. Who did that? I grabbed that towel. I don't know what they're talking about. I'm not talking about that. I just didn't know I was open to the door too,

because I know you guys touch your dicks and touch all that shit. That's what I'm saying. I got used to paper towels. I'm wasting money. I feel like a hell's angel when I've been sitting. I'm wasting trees, because my girl that she always has a beard. And you're texting while you're just while your balls and your dick are perninated.

Over it. They're perched. They're perched like they're hanging over a wall. And I got black jeans on so I'm pissed on them. Barely pulled his pants and he doesn't have the energy. He's like, there you go. Laying. Let's pull this whole thing out and it's just sitting there perched.

So now that his dick is kind of pointing forward as he's fucking. He's actually texting. It's touching. It's touching the urinal too. I bet it's fine. there, perched. So now that his dick is kind of pointing forward as he's fucking, he's actually, it's just touching the urinal too. I bet it's just under that. We're the same. Sure. Or the whatever. Do my girl get so offended

when, because she'll rush in the bathroom to pee and say it at night and I get a pee too. I'm not waiting for her, so I piss in my own seat. It's my seat. She gets, she gets, she gets, she gets, she gets, so bad. Well, that's gross. As long as you don't watch your ass in the sink,

which I would never do. Besides, all she's done that,'t wash your ass in the sink, which I would never do. Besides, off the surface, it's something you've done that. It's something you've done that. It's something you've done that. Every time I take a shit, I run out of clean whistle. I'll give that right. I would never do that, even though I need a clean whistle at all times.

Bro, that's the reason why we're dark undies. You feel me? There you go. I mean, you piss in your own sink. It's my sink. But that's gross. But why? How's it gonna be different from the toilet?

How's pisses, and that's not what the sink is for. It's what you told you. It's like, watch your face. It's a government. It's a government, bro. You watch your face. What are you doing? You're new CNN.

Hey, bro. Hey, it's Tony Fauci live with you. Yeah, dude. Fuck you. Yeah, dude. Get your Kamala hairs. Did you listen to Dr. Malone on Rogan's podcast? It'll make you a little bit. Yeah, great. So, great. Everybody in the world should listen to that guy. Because they are Rogan's downloads are around 30, 40 million compared to Fox. Oh, yeah. Which around two to three.

See, there's 800,000. No, CNN's 800,000. One of those CNN's 800,000. CNN does even break a million. Rogan breaks on average, 11 million. I don't know if you saw that. No, no, no, no. Rogan was 30 million, Bubba. 30 million.

30. Yeah. 30. And CNN is. Do you have that article too? And by the way, all of that is, oh, senior citizen's homes, airports, and- I'll see you in the graphic graphic kid. Okay. It's unbelievable

That that this is how we do it guys is true scientists to set the front lines of the bio And they and they kicked them off of social media, so you know Rogan went to that GT why are are whatever? He's like He's like twitch is just getting crazy if they decide kick me off I'm going here and 300,000 people fall roguing over there. What's the GT R? It's like getter or something like that GT T. You are it's a thing that so when that was in House started well, he went over there where you go

Pro Trump. I mean, this is a lot of like you know, obviously He's just doing pre-cash I so if they take him off again, at least have a voice. I love how they they line him up with Marjorie Taylor green I love how they say it's a right wing. They're just assholes. They're such assholes. Wait, what? Who's that cutie on the ride? Unbravo. I love it. Look at that vest. That was a little bit of Cohen. You fuck with this. Hell yeah. Talking about your watcher work to watch a watcher. I love it. Look at that vest. That was a very cool one. You fuck with this? Hell yeah. We're talking about your watcher work. Roger Warts, I think.

That's what I was talking about. So what's going on with Gator? Can we get on there? We can. It's just a version of Twitter, but different. So people think it's for the right. Like there's obviously a lot of right on the right on the queue down on there.

A lot of just social media. Find him with Jason Miller. Look at more than 170,000 people have joined getter since Rogan's announcement Wow, yeah, and then they'll they'll they'll they'll say oh this is a far-right thing instead of people who just want to speak their mind So getter claims is purpose is fighting canceled culture while creating a true marketplace of ideas There appears to be limited moderation on their sites. So far the platform has already welcomed scores of far right users including Q&A on conspiracy. I mean, yeah, tell me fucking those ideas. And they've decided what what is misinformation and what's not. And I think what's interesting.

kicking off the ass. Scientist. This guy who's not only a scientist, the leading one of the leading authorities. Sir, he created the COVID-19 vaccine. When he was getting the vaccine, he goes, he goes, I don't boast, he goes, but I was like, I created that. She was like, what, I get a selfie with you. He's like, I created this vaccine.

And all he's doing is pointing out conflicts of interest with Pfizer. That's what I was gonna turn him. Oh, you're right about 11 million, my bet. So Joe Rogan, 11 million on average, Tucker Carlson, who's the next biggest, is 3.2 the five also Fox 2.9, Hannity Fox 2.9, Fox news, obviously Fox 2.3, Ingrid Mangold Fox,

Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddow is a 2.2. She's for CNN 0.8. Yeah. Well, they suck. They're terrible. They lie. And,

but how great is this that? Brogans giving the news. And the MEC, NBC news, purposely avoids a lot of very important stories. Like the Hunter Biden laptop thing. Like that conflict of interest. Because they don't fit their narrative.

They absolutely, they absolutely, what about the guy who crashed in those innocent people? Yeah. But because he's black, they don't, they don't this't this race. I was it. Yeah, I didn't cover it. No, they don't they won't cover it What about the written house trail correct how crazy that yeah already saying that he was a far right sure It's not at all. So what happens is they lose their credibility You know, well they don't have Trump to pick on so then know what he's watching what they else Yeah, I mean, I don't want to get into this shit because we'll get for like but well, let me let's be very clear here

There are certain things I could say that are science right now. I could say there are science And we're definitely a bank is not a scientist and yeah, no, but there are certain things I could I could Parrot what's that yeah fact and we would get flag, so if you, so freedom of speech is not alive, it is gone. And let's you're on super cast, subscribe right now. Give it a dog, super cast. Super cast. Super cast. Super cast.

Super cast. That's what's gonna happen. The people, it's about time-getter than these other platforms come along. Well, you need someone, a sh-mover and shaker like, Rogan to go over, then people like, oh, rogan's on here. Now, if rogan went, I'm just on here and really splashed the waters,

but I'm surprised Twitter hasn't banned rogan yet. Well, he has time. It's coming. He hasn't seen anything, but just because what he represents, I'm surprised it was soy voice on the man. What, he represents the truth. He has very smart eyes.

They don't want that on the phone. They don't want that. No, because it hurts their bottom line, because the amount of sort of the parallel conflicts of interest between big tech, big media, big pharma, big business, just how everybody gets, everybody's getting a piece of that pie when it comes to vaccine things.

It's really interesting. And that's from a, that's from a science. But also the media, also their business model is based off cl clicks, not truth. So when you get the scare of omnichron and stuff like that, that's what leads to ratings, what CNN who's tanking like a motherfucker, you watch their ratings, it's all fair of omnichron vaccines.

They had the death count, they had the death count like that and seeing that. How crazy is that? Jeff Zucker made that thing. But that works for a lot of people, that fear, and people are scared to go out. I canceled all my tour dates in January. We're rescheduled in Raleigh because of this stuff,

because that works. It hurts people that go to live shows, or you know, concerts, stuff like that, movie theaters, it hurts the entire business. But because they're motivated by fear, it hurts towing comics man Especially in blue states, so I read I get I'm waiting for an army crown, which I think by February things are gonna be a lot easier So I'm just doing spots around LA. We got our sold out show tonight at the improv so yeah, all our

To boy, I This weekend and wise guys wise guys tomorrow tomorrow Thursday Friday Saturday we got a total of five show club man get your tickets I can't wait and I can't believe people to come I was so nervous that people were gonna not not like we just like it's high doesn't get down high to the pandemic they were out I'm talking the beginning when we thought it was a they come out of course now you had a snowstorm in Raleigh so you had to cancel that oh well Raleigh's fun because you have winter advisory so our flights flights were canceled, so they want to rebook it. Oh, that's a good time.

You got Amikron, you have school shutdown, you have businesses worried. It's the perfect storm. So I went, you know what? This makes no sense for me to go out there. Not to mention, again, it is what it is. I'm not anti-vaccine, he fasted, your boys vaccinated. My grandma, who's had, she got a Moderna,

she got both shots, she was fine with that. She got the booster last week, and now she's on her deathbed.erna, she got both shots. She was fine with that. She got the booster last week, and now she's on her deathbed. Now, she's the exception, she's also 98. But she got the booster and that, you know, it's gonna kill my grandma. My mother's a fast-man, she got it. It's gonna kill my grandma,

and so once I found that out, I was like, man, I gotta, I gotta, this fight, I was like, I'm gonna chill out in January. I'm gonna wait for this, this media thing, my grandma, I'm gonna chill out. Yeah. My mom has COVID. So you can see me around thing, my grandma, I'm gonna chill out. Yeah. My mom has COVID. So you can see me around LA.

I'll be doing spots at improv and comic stores. She's 80. Yeah. My dad could give a shit, 81 coma birdies up the ass. Yeah, yeah. He's like, man, whatever. I'm trying to save it in a different room. He's like, he just does not, I'm like, hey dude.

Can you be a little careful? Please be a little careful. You know what's the bummer, though? You know what's the bummer's when he can't sell shows stuff. So we have to book Airbnb's like a month out. So J-Books a month out. You get $400 refund. You get $400 refund.

But thank God, shout out to the guy in Rally, North Carolina because he was a fan. He's a came in. You guys reschedule, I'm not gonna charge you. Next one's on the house. Oh wow. Which is very rare. Good for him.

Yeah, thank God. It's a good business. I'll use him. 100%. Yeah. It's awesome. Tonight though'll use him when I'm 100% yeah Tonight though it's gonna be fun Dude Sam triply Eric Griffin Cowan myself very special guests. It's true

Very special That's a dope ass flyer that is is a really good flyer. Who does your work? It's good shit. It made me look skinny in that shit. It sold out. There's 10 tickets left this morning. That bitch sold out. Again, you got to wear the Omnicron, the media scare.

You never know, man. But to sell out in LA, tough to do. Yeah. People are having a tough time selling. You play that music, Chin, it's not. It's not? No. Yeah, it's a cool graphic In house thick boy artist exclusive room in

School's in session, let's go be fun. All right, what else you got gin? Alrighty It's gonna be fun. All right, what a sketchin All righty Let's do this so should pal send this to me yesterday. I guess the Man who was on the Nirvana cover as a child had filed that lawsuit and he missed a trial date So the entire case was dismissed he has one more chance to appeal this and pursue this lawsuit. But as of now, it's thrown out. Where's the more? I mean, A to sue somebody based off a historic album.

He needs money. He needs money and thank God it worked out. Yeah, it worked out. You're gonna be suing him. I bet you wash his hands after your piece. So him, he's such a dumbass. You know what I'm saying, dog? Can I put my finger in your mouth?

Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah, that would be good. That would be good. I'm clean, no, daddy. You put my finger in your mouth? Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah, I never forget. I'm clean, no daddy. You might have to go. I'll trust you, fuck a hand. I win the A. Well, but so they dismissed it because he didn't show up. Oh, because he's got a real case, because they got it.

So they're just like, we don't, so they won't fucking what it's been. He probably missed it because he knows he's fighting losing the battle and you gotta pay lower fees too. So. So he's probably gonna not even gonna fight the, you know, Nirvana wins again. Yeah.

He's just a dumb dog. Kurt Cobain from the Grey Wind. Hey, yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. Got some more of that nicotine. You want some? You got two patches at one time.

Oh, you three. Oh, he's, I go through a can of day. You wait, you got three at one time. Oh, yeah, I go through a can of day. Shout out to Rob. Hey, you know what's funny? As I was like, man, my bet my guns are gonna be fucked from nicotine stuff like that. And he goes, no, it's the tobacco that does it.

The nicotine does it. He goes, your guns are actually really healthy. Wow. I did every day go through a candy. Wow, you could never tell. Hey, the one thing I get is again, sir, we'll never be bad. One thing I always get is I have very good guns for my age. I go, see if great. That's good. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? There we go. So PBR is currently going through some, I guess, different marketing strategies. They're Twitter account on January 3rd, tweeted out, not drinking this January, try eating ass.

Oh, it's eating ass January? I guess so. You're the ass January. And somebody then responded. I'm in. That's the best. Somebody responded to that tweet saying, PBR or Ass, what's the difference?

And they responded, ask your mom. Oh. Oh. I like those treats. Now, now, now, okay, I mean, if you're gonna be silly and funny, I'll drink that. I'm not drinking this January, try eating ass.

That's interesting. PBR, ask what's the difference. Ask your mom. Oh. But that's aggressive though, try eating ass like I mean do you like pussy like what ass is very gender neutral It's asses. Yeah, asses gender neutral too. That's easy to ask girls eat ass. Yeah, it's ass season Baby, I'm all for it. You don't worry about the hepatitis because we got you. Yep. Just don't lift my legs like a baby Titus because we got you yep just don't lift my legs like a baby

Yeah, don't look my don't look my legs like a Lamborghini Who said that Disgusting Podcast and Like you like you drag see that he's like shit man. He's just disgusting He's all shit man. I lift my legs like a Lamborghini door Sweaty he's all shit man I lift my legs like a Lamborghini door Super disgusting. I just don't I'm not into that in general. I don't know about you doing it. You approve I'm the mass like to eat that's it that eat his ass I don't think his diets good look at his body. Oh

Eat that. That's a goddamn disaster. Yeah, his ass is a mess. That's a god damn disaster. Mess. Well, I mean, the things that come out of there. Oh, the fuck. Yeah, shit. Some people are into that. You don't need to ask, you never need to ask.

I, um, no. You've ever liked that ass? I have, I have. You never look at ass. Yeah, but it's my- I can't. Well, let me give this straight, right? You're worried about like, you're,

you're, you're worried about washing your hands. Yeah, yeah. You can't handle it. Well, let me give this straight, right? You're worried about licking ass, but you're not worried about washing your hands. Yeah, yeah. You can't be, dude, you gotta be with me all the way over here. I know, I know. Hell's Angel. No, I don't. Dermafob, Rebel.

I don't have four yet. All the way over there. Yeah, you do, dude. Why do I have to be, why can't I not eat ass and then also not wash your hands? Yeah, can. No. Yeah, can.

Really? Wow, unreal. I got all I need with Yeah, can! Really? Wow, unreal. I got all I need with the, with the, Vagine and the mouth. I feel sick. Yeah, I don't need the ass. Feel sick. Hey, they clean the ass too.

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But my freak done. Yeah. Now that I mean I Have had my Worked and it's you've got that old trumpet worked a little bit Look at your mud whistle You know, I don't think so. I'm doing the old Rusty Trombone anywhere. I'm just running. Shut the dad, that, that, that. Oh, you'll lift your leg up and then you're acting.

I know. It's the old Rusty Trombone. Now, the whole thing is moot, but it's all good. It's all good. Why don't you get, Jim? I'm a fan of Paps, though. Mm-hmm. So, Jason Gerulo got into a fight at the Aria in Las Vegas because he was a little bit

angry. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm a fan of Paps though. So Jason Trurolo got into a fight at the Aria in Las Vegas because I guess a bunch of guys were trying to get a ride out of it. They called them us, they go, they said they'll hate us or fuck you bitch. But they went fuck you bitch and I think I think just I'll show you like whatever I'm sure you respect us here but the hey usher fuck you bitch the fuck you bitch what's that I'm off. He was clearly just Tru the hey usher fuck you bitch the fuck you bitch what's that? I'm sure he was clearly

No, just a ruler who's a huge artist huge and why do they call them? They're trying to fuck when they go hey usher fuck you bitch and then he attacks because he's not usher He's not a sure I think because they call it said fuck you bitch is what's that? Yeah, it was just clear that they were trying to cause a cause usher is a common So they're these guys are huge assholes Yeah, and they get dealt with cuz he socks one right in the fuck Oh, really? Let me see. He gets arrested. Hit the bail on that one. Oh dude, he's pretty fit fast.

Watch. Hey, yo, why is that one? Hey, usher. F***. Watch. Look at this. Boom. Oh, shit.

That off white sh**dag is dope. Look at the speed on him. Bro, he read up. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. What the f***. Look at the speed on him bro. He read up Nice shot nice shot great outfit Octiz ass down good Is it weird I like this out of Jason? It may be a big advantage in the room.

Oh yeah. It's not a while. Remember so it's going up. I guess that they could talk shit. And then dude, he came in a new room. I love that he connected. He wouldn't realize that man. He talked shit to the wrong person.

They're going to fucking, what gets you there is, I think this helps him. I know he's dealing with some legal shit now, but I think this actually helps Jason DeRulo. Oh, he a bad motherfucker. He gets sued and all that shit here? I don't think so, because they're what are they gonna sue him for? They probably could, yeah.

Big tough to sue. Well, he hit them first. Yeah, that'd be tough. There is that, but you know what, you're right. At the end of the day, we all like him. We're all talking. Yeah, so I'm glad no two-pock situation happened right after you know what I'm saying a little shooting Yeah, little shooting because that was that was in Vegas. There's real dance on you there. Yeah, that was sick

What if you busted a dance we were right after? He's all fuck y'all hose usher this bitch. Yeah, I sure this bitch bitch to the police car and then went shit Home and got the fucking car. What else you got? What else you got, Jen? So a man in the UK bought a bunch of billboards to Advertise a website where he's trying to find a girlfriend potentially a wife because he does not want to be set up for a Name it. Say me from an arranged marriage Malik a wife dot com He's a website on the website if you go there's a small video where he does intro like hi my name is Mal

Oh, it seems cool. I basically like a good Religious now now Now Based on what's good correct? Why you why you asked me? A lot of people don't know. Oh, you think I feel like that was a slam down. Yeah, right? Yes, good for I hope he finds when he's Seems like a great he comes off authentic in the video. Yeah, he seems like a genuine. We all have to watch it or no

Flip of it small you to now. I'm a foodie. Oh, he's great. I'm religious I am looking for someone who is working on her dean. I'm open to any ethnicity, but coming from a loud Punjabi family so the banter has to be 100. Oh, he might be seeing. Why do you love island? He's seat.

Or shirt, come on. If he's from Punjab, no, the Punjab, they also have a lot of Muslims there. But he's sitting here. He was Punjabi, I'd say. But I think he's Muslim. What if he's a woman working on her what i think it would be a

basically like i he's looking for another religious woman of the religious okay okay it seems awesome he sounds great i love that guy good luck to that guy and over in australia a guy was golfing when he turns around to look at his bag and there's a huge crab on it although they're no punk either what What kind of crab is that? That's a coach crab.

I mean they come, coach crab. No, they're not, they're saying robber. I thought it was a coconut crab, but it's a robber crab. Oh, I was thinking of a coconut crab. Those things crack coconuts. Oh yeah, they're there. So if they get a hold of your piece, it's trouble.

They eat birds. Why is your bird self? I'm trying trees. Dude, look, he's on the golf course. Well, that'd be a good way to torture somebody. That's a big fucking crab. We don't have a video of it. I don't know if they took it out on you.

Did he fuck up his golf clubs? It's private now. Is it private now? I don't know. Damn, he snapped his golf club. I don't. I am signing a YouTube. Interesting.

Interesting. I'm gonna smash. They took it down now, huh? Let's see, let's see. No, it's not taking me there. Now it's unavailable. That's all there. It's just a crap snap and a golf ball.

I saw it, yes, snap. Damn, he just went, tsh. To your point about Antonio Brown, he will play again. He looks like there are other people. There's even talk of the box, you know. It's being willed. Yeah, huh?

He's in that, man. Yeah. They need him for the Super. They need him. You know, yeah, as much as he's a loose thing. I have a thing and like, they just, for the super they need him. She know it. Yeah, as much as season news. I have a thing and like they just you know, the LATO. Yeah, so that was probably one of the uh, carnivants. Oh. T.O. said he'll do it. He said he'll do like not a whole season, whatever. It's like four games. You could do like the four or five games,

something like that. It would be the playoffs. Well, three games on the place. He's still in his kind of shape to play. He's in charge of podcasting like two months ago. He's in shape shape. Really? He's in phenomenal shape. How old is he? How are they gonna pick about? Probably not.

Yeah, hold. Still in color though, right? Still in phenomenal shape. 48. Holy crap. He's 48. He can't be 48 run route. You can.

I don't think so. Not against 28 year olds, right? It'd be tough. Maybe he still has that speed. He's so good. He did a there was a race where he Tari kill. Yeah, he raised Tari kill and didn't it wouldn't ban Tariq's like the fast man ever. Was he the one that snapped the football in the middle of the field? Look at the fucking physique. Yeah, freaks. I mean, come on. Tits. Look at this physics That's a whole different level Mm-hmm, and he every bit of six four to you six three tall man

There's your six six six All right, so the news showed a South Korean that defected back to North Korea Which is like very rare but apparently he's a guy that defected from North Korea to South Korea. He was able to get past all that stuff and then started working as a cleaning guy, didn't make that good money. This is tough for him.

So he actually went back to North Korea. Well, that's not gonna work out for him though, is it? Yeah, I mean, I don't know, but this is what the New York Post says. I think it was him, right? So they said, South Korea said to please protect him, but we all know it's gonna, if they find him, but he was able to dodge apparently,

effectively killing landmines. It's a two million landmines inside. There are 150 mile long, 2.5 mile wide strip. If there's no bigger asshole than Kim Jong-un's dad and then Kim Jong-un. Yeah. That whole fucking terrible part of the world, what a horrible way to live.

They found, they found, how bad most parasites in his stomach, worms, that they see in textbooks that were, they found, he was eating, he was in the army, so he was eating better than most people. They found whole kernels of dried corn in his stomach. That's what they had to eat. And we just couldn't take it.

Who's that? This guy. This dude? Oh, this guy, okay. Oh, okay. This guy's a different guy. I think that's a they had to eat. I mean, just couldn't take it. Who's that? This guy. This dude? Oh, this guy. Oh, okay. Right? I think that's a different guy. That's a different guy.

This one just happened. Here's a timeout of different. So he came over. You see what the one that we saw video him running? Yeah. Yeah, with the like a heat sensor or whatever? It's crazy to me though that he went to South Korea. Money was again went, he was like, fuck it.

North Korea is done this. People are saying because the South Korea saw advanced, what they learned in North Korea, they couldn't get good jobs. So they would have to just get the lower. You know what, though? He was like, who needs their Game Boy fucking fakes? Might be a sigh out by North Korea. They said that they looked into it,

and they said it was no like a evidence. Nah, I just by. That's what they said. They said, you guys a fucking spy. Propaganda, I'm just gonna stop. Brian. Oh, I got over. I don't like it here.

I'm going back to it. He's not being responsible. Anything's possible. Oh, nobody wanted me to fix their VCRs. I've headed back, you know? I've seen a million times. I mean, he dodged and estimated 2 million land months. I got two guys.

Oh, Brian called it. This guy's a fucking spy, kid. He's a spy. And I'll get you to stick it up. And then I'll stick it up. Yeah, dude, I don't get to stick it up for this guy. You a hurricane? I am from Korea. I Stick around, dude. Yeah, dude, I don't know you're sticking up for this guy. You a hurricane. I am from Korea.

I was born in Korea. Yeah, there you go. We know whose side you're on. And then what? I don't trust this fucking spy at all. Oh yeah, you just mosey it around the two million million land mines. You know, it got a hundred thousand land mines.

I'm like, oh my god, it got through. It got too much. It's wise, Brendan. They're in back. Yeah. Did you tiptoe? And you made it got through the side. It's wise, Brendan. They're in back. Did you tiptoe? And you made it both times? Interesting. Spy.

Fucking spines. I'm a fucking rout. It's a fucking spy. You never know. Just kidding. So this was a nightmare for hundreds of people on the freeway at the I-95. There was a big like Jack and I have big rig.

And these people were trapped on the free of for over 24 hours That's quite some life's Rees car with two kids Freezing temperatures yeah She's like snackies for them. They just like luckily These are some shit that's not you know people have yeah keep when you're in the weather keep water blankets snacks Yeah, yeah, you think about thirsty. There's no water in California better have that stuff Did they going Yeah, so there was help that came out There's no water in California better have that stuff. Did they go in?

Yeah, so there was hope that came out to them to try to like pull them, you know, also to stay that big rig off of there, huh? Also, this is why I'm not touring in January because going to the East Coast but I've been in two years. It's just not worth it right now. Well, Utah's been mighty cold.

You call cold, yeah. Cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold cold. And they got some snowstorms You'll be all right though. Yeah, cuz you stay right across street. No, I stay with my mommy and daddy Oh, I've been here mommy daddy You've been my mommy and daddy's house the picture of you and your sister on the phrase in the private jet And my dad said my dad said my house was just had a valuation and It he gave me a number and I said sell that right now. My your daughter my sister talks behind your back

Yeah, and that's my house. That's my house give me the house. I'm your dad. I'm your son. Yeah, I've been there for you I'm your only son. I'm the old that we know give me the fucking house What do you say and then I will go road him I will get that number he gave me I would take my own father's life And I love it's nice in there. I'll tell him for you if I need money I'll tell him how to tough couple years and money. I'll tell him for you. I've had a tough couple of years and need some money. Does daddy know the tough years or no? Of course he knows the tough years. Does he care though?

When I was close to him, does he care though? No, my dad, the best, my dad goes, how you doing? I go, listen, the answer is always terrible. Just so you know, so let's ask me any other question. He goes, good, good. And I was telling him I was what was me in one time. Yeah.

He goes like, this is so good, he goes, well, guess you gotta just keep kicking the sandbag down the fucking road. That was all. When you're more people like your dad though, you know, how about my dad? You know, my dad is nothing about what I do. A problem with this studio is like,

you know what, you and your friends like record in here. And then I go, and I go, and I go, this way we do finally, I go, I'm doing Brian's back full time, thank God he goes. When I'm gonna Brian. I go, you serious? He was, when I'm gonna Brian. I sort of got, I go, you serious? He was, when I got sick. Yeah. He got sick, dad. That's sick. I'll say. You have no idea what happened to, Jake, nobody told you what I've been through.

He goes, no, what do you got, what do you, COVID? Hey, COVID, man. Yeah. I didn't talk to him for too long. I didn't talk to him for two hours after that. We drove in the car dead silence. How do you not know? Oh Jesus Christ. Well, you know, listen, people have their own lives. Yeah. It's all. It's Tarello. All right. You remember these brothers? Who?

Wow. These guys were famous for their crazy surgical procedures, or two of their face that make them look like really, I don't know. Their cheekbones are crazy, crazy high. The fuck is, what is this? They're a fun house mirror. You've seen them before, right? They're famous for being, they're, they're born in a castle and they did the surgery and then they just, twins that were really famous because of how they looked after their surgeries.

But then some crypto company put them into a meme and they became this big thing. And then they made money? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they were born in a castle. I don't think they did much. There's a weird history. How did they live in the castle the whole time? Like a boat and all that shit? Now there are much, they're probably in their 60s.

I can, they look very old. Well, I mean, they're still there. I know where they're at now. Six feet under. Yeah, come on. They passed away, right, Chip? It's the only reason you could be bringing this up Yeah, you can't be because they're

Yeah, I'm not way it's about life It's more like that. Oh 72 passway days up. Oh, there's 72 yeah, six days apart. They refuse to get That they said refused but they just didn't get it. I don't know if they refused They're 72 they look pretty good with 72 and they look like human cats. I look crazy Like you're They do I bet the other ones who scam me you get there 72, even though they look like human cats. That looks crazy. They look fucking easy. So they look like your fucking movie cats. They do. I bet they're the ones who scam me. You get there.

You're a team. You know what? I bet the scammer was gonna send those to, as can they're not, and you wouldn't be allergic to. No, I wouldn't be allergic to. And I'll just sit around like, ah, that'd be sick. You keep both of them.

Wanna sauce our milk, old boys? Wanna a little sauce our milk? And then, yeah, hell yeah, that'd be sick. But they passed, huh? Yeah, yeah, this. They're good. sad. But they passed, huh? Yeah, yeah, this. They're good. Past. So Elizabeth Holmes, legal extra for saying that she's gonna get

likely a two digit Euro sentence. Now who is she? She's the one that started. The Theranos? Theranos, yeah, the blood testing thing. Oh, yeah, she was all this. Yeah, that's awesome. And she had her, she made her voice.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, and she's a complete empire. And she's real, like, Stephen Jobs. That's right. And it turns out she was, I was all one big, fun. Yeah, she's a complete girl. She's like Stephen Jobs. That's right. And it turns out she was, I was all one big foie. As she finessed everybody. And guilty of four out of the 11. She's gone. And there's, there's. But jurors are saying that it was really hard

to try to censor it because she was so nice and like, it's a pleasure to use a con artist. I know. This is what they're charming, they have charisma, so does, you know what else does? Serial killers. Mm-hmm. Look, she duped a whole bunch of people.

And if you're gonna do how much money did you give me? $8 billion for a company. No, the company was valued at $8 billion. Okay, we gotta put her $8 billion. We gotta put you away. And a lot of people. And if you're gonna do, how much money did you give me? $8 billion for a company. No, the company was valued at $8 billion. Okay, we gotta put our money for a little bit. We gotta put our money for a little bit. We gotta put our money for a little bit. We gotta put our money for a little bit. We gotta put our money for a little bit.

And a lot of people put their money into it. She had Henry Kissinger and George Schultz, the former secretary of state on her board, et cetera. And she ran this company and basically was making, she actually set, she used stationary with Pfizer on it and said, Pfizer was one of the people that vows for real hustle. It was all bullshit. Now, I don't understand how she's like, I'll fake it till I made it.

I remember she went on a date line and these huge interviews and stuff. But there are people that think you can make it. Yeah, she just like, she's like, yeah, and it's like, she's gonna get her ass-liked in prison. So they'll do that there, man. Yeah. They aboard. She'll probably do 10 years. You'll do that there, man. They get bored. She'll probably do 10 years.

She'll probably do 10, 20 years. She'll probably do 10, 20 years. Yeah. Of hard time. I don't like seeing people like this do 30 years, but I do think she needs to do time. You know what she should do? You, I think she do?

Two years. A hard two years in like Pelican Bay. Well, see, the problem with your car. Is that you don't have enough, then what happens when you have real fraud like this like N Ron like this They keep doing it a lot of money. They keep doing it. You got to make an example. You're right Such a shit and I you and I wouldn't be good at this we wouldn't be good Yeah, but you I don't like right though. I'm pretty I she's such a phony though

I mean she's she looks a fucking narcissist. She looks crazy She got pretty I always creep me out You're whole life your whole life see you later. You're going away for at least 10 years. I hope it's worth it enjoy the fuck no more turtle neck Bitch, you know she's in jail right now. Oh, yeah, you're appealing, but she's in jail. It's crazy how I could get that far with all of those smart people this you get huh? How long ago will run I don't know for a while. Oh, she She had a run for was 10 years. I don't know how I did that was and she she had a run for what is it 10 years? I don't know how bad that was And what exactly what's like that dude in You put together something he told everyone he has a deal

That was it was started in 2013 or Elizabeth Holmes If he can do on 14 result in a 10 billion of valuation dude You should have sold that thing for five billion and moved to Thailand. That's right Yeah, more turtlenecks. Is lives with home still a billion? The answer is no. The government takes all that money. Wow.

It's insane what that far. No one did any background work. Oh, shit. She's hilarious. It's unbelievable. All right, so John Stewart is saying J.K. Rowling is an anti-same. Basically, he's anti-Semitic because of the goblin characters

in Harry Potter. And also Pete Davinson kind of made a joke about it before as well. Do you know the goblin characters? No, no, I'm 38. That's very long noses. And they're saying those are Jewish, baby. Yeah.

Well, all the characters look like that in this? No. But there's a bunch of different characters in this. Just the ones good at monkeys look like this? Yeah, all the characters look like that in this? No. But they all look all there's a bunch of different characters. Just the ones get up. The bankers. Yeah, the bankers look like this. Yeah, no one's no other character. That's a. I don't remember watching. Did you ever see, you ever see Passion of the Christ with Mel Gibson? Of course. I know of it. Where, where, where you see the, the guy throw the shackles and he's got a prosthetic nose. It's a giant like nose.

So they're trying to insinuate that he's sort of Jewish, then, right? But that's what people are saying. Yeah, look at that. So if you have to go back to Nazi propaganda, the Nazis, if you look at their posters, they call them the devil, they tell you what they look like. They stay upside down.

Rats and they look like that. Yeah. And these giant nose, they're scary. Yeah, they're like a lot of children. They're like a lot of children in the blood drive. They would sleep upside down, they had these caves. These giant noises. They were scary. They were like, a lot of children. They were sleeping upside down. They had these caves. All of them. And that's, that right there is, I can see,

I can see a problem with that. Do you wanna see these pizza's over quick? Sure. I love pizza. I mean, what's wrong with her? Colin, she creates a seven book fantasy series about all types of mythical creatures, living in harmony with wizards and elves

and the one thing she can't wrap her head around is Le Verne Cox. She's a national treasure. Did you find what JK said surprising then? Yeah, at first, but then I started thinking about the fantastical world she created. The woods are controlled by centars. The schools are run by wizards and ghosts.

But who controls the banks? Jews obviously. I know Jew goblins. And I can say that because as you can see, I'm half goblin. He's all laughing. He's great. He's great. Yeah, the best. I don't know. What else you got, shit? That's it. That's pretty much it. Oh, right. Those were good, man. Well, guys, we did it again, huh? You're up to the show.

You're going to be staying with Daddy. Sure, yeah. In the full, the whole time you're there, you're going to try and commit them to give you the house. I'm staying with my mommy and daddy, and I'm going to try to get the passwords to his fucking computer, and I'm getting to that will. I'm going to change some shit up.

And then, I'm going to, I'm going to, and then call, call you a big fan. And I'll shake them down. No shake a lot of hands and then come and and see it. Yeah, I'm not bad at game play. Give a fuck about COVID. He's all he's all boosted up. Well for uh we rescheduled rally so sorry guys I'm gonna shut it down for January we're doing sets all around a Los Angeles. I have a show tonight, the improv sold out, and then Tuesday night at the Commie Store, a Commie Store belly room, and then also another show in the main room at the improv

that's next Tuesday, I think it's the 11th. And the only thing on the books right now, we're rescheduled on that. So March 24th through the 26th is Chicago, and that's it. All right, love you guys. Side up for Supercats, if you wanna to listen to me and Brian break down my fights, the classic Cobbaz fight companion, the next fight companion is January 22nd

with Christus Stefano, Christelia Brankham myself for the French Gano Serogon fight. We have a food truck coming next week for your ass. Tune into thick boy. Boom. then February 25th through 26th, I'll be at the comedy club of Kansas City, so I won't be able to do Sacramento with you. Okay. Love you guys. Love you.