The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 762: The Thousand Dollar Race

Episode Date: January 11, 2022

The guys share memories of Bob Saget and talk Colion Noir's video about Wack 100, training for their upcoming Tough Mudder, a muscle girls bar in Japan, Brendan's exotic pet offers, Brendan and Shapel bet $1000 dollars on foot race and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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First of all, let's start by a little moment of silence for our boy, the great Bob Sackett. What a great, what a great, are you gonna be silent now or? No, I think one of the, then you're gonna say silent. I'm gonna say silent. I'm gonna say silent.

How long do we do? Let's do 10 seconds. 10 seconds. There we go. Time. Time. But he was a great man. You were just on a plane with him. Just, you were just talking about him.

Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him.

Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking about him. Just talking. But, and of course, I would always see him at the clubs. Always, always, impossibly funny. Like, yeah.

And at 65, I remember, he said, he goes, he said to me, I'm still, I'm loving stand up more than I ever have. Yeah. But then his post, hey, remember when you were flying coach and he's in first class? Oh, he's in, right. And he's like, the coach goes, then I won.

Yeah. The way he did, too. Yeah. Brian, where are you sitting? Brian, where are you sitting? Coach goes, then I won. Yeah. The way he did, too. Yeah. He has his mask on him. Where are you sitting? I go, he goes, he goes, he goes, is that coach? Then I won. And the best was that.

You got, did you get canceled, too? And I go, I did. He goes, was it, you're comedy or what? I was, you're comedy. And by the way, that was always him. Yeah. He was never in the funny. Yeah.

Never not funny. And we don't know what he passed away from. Yeah, 65. He was not like I was underline health position. But he had been in the form that night. I know, dude. He performed that. That's what killed me.

You know, we're all on the same circuit, right? Yeah. I think he was never known. Can you see if he was at the Orlando improv? I think he might. No, he was at the theater. He was a bigger actor, though. Yeah. I can Orlando improv? I think he might. No, he was at the theater. He's bigger act than that. I can't really tell.

But he still did clubs, you know, but yeah. He did, but he did some big boys. Yeah. Look man, he was such a shaman. He went out so quick. That's so great. You know what though? I don't get too sad because what a life he had.

What a talk about. When he was Danny Tanner in Full House, you're talking everybody watched TV. He was America's dad. America's funny. He was so famous, dude. And he was so good. He was so loved by everyone.

I never heard anybody say shit about Bob. And always, like, here's the thing about Bob Sackett. He was America's sweetheart, you know? But when he was around other comics, legit. Yeah. And there's no comic worth assault who wouldn't say that motherfucker is one of the great cops.

It's a Russia. It was a shame, but also at the same time, like man, he's got a 65. Great. He went out, he went out well. And what was the lesson for me though is that like Bob was super, super careful about COVID. He was always here because I was talking to my mask

and I'm gonna go back down. Yeah, that was teasing him about how, you know, he really is about it. And he said, I'm gonna die anyway, because the guy, he goes, he goes, I've probably called everything from everywhere because the guy who was going to the bathroom farted into my mouth. Oh, yeah.

Before it into my mouth, I gotta thank him when he comes out. But he was 65 in shape too, like full of life. It's so strange. He looked better than I did. Neat, oh wait, head of hair. Six, but three. We better than everybody in here. It's such a He looked better than I did. Neat. No, wait a minute. Six, but three. We better than everybody in here. Yeah.

It's such a shame, man. A great person, man. It really bummed me out, man. I know that last post. And he has kids. He has three great daughters. Three daughters. You can tell his daughters, yeah.

But you can tell his daughters love the shit out. His daughter posted their last text right the night before he died. He put Lovey Babe Showtime, like right before when I'm staying. Well, by the way, it makes me feel good. Yeah. He went out of the top of this game. He went out doing what he loved. And he was loving.

Yeah, that one was surprising. What's that? That was surprising. Out of left feels. It was, like Betty White died and it's like, no shit, man, it's like holy shit. He did it to our set, hit me. Not, man.

Look at that, he hit me, you know. I'm happily, it's definitely had to this shit. He said that to me on the plane. He said, I'm enjoying it now more than I ever have. Planting a guitar. Do you have any run-ins with them, Shabbos? Never. So he's at the store.

Yeah, he's always at the store. I'd see him around, but I never like, like got to talk to him or anything. But like when you see him, you're like, damn this Bob Sackett. I know. Well, he was such a smart. I was like, I only met him through my friend Roger,

who's no longer with us. And Roger did a bunch of stuff for children with different diseases. And Bob is really involved in it, especially with the Square Dermafront Foundation. But when he introduced me to Roger, he goes, Roger's very wealthy, just ask him. And he was always fucking,

he would always roast everybody. Damn. Yeah, that was a bummer. Oh my God. And what I did in AIDS found a son of children with AIDS thing back at the Wilterin Theater and Doris Roberts, who is the great actress. She was in the audience, she was the one who would put it on. When I say it was star studded and packed, it was $200,000. I mean, $2,000. Oh, he's a hater. He's got $2,500 people there, all wealthy and Hollywood giving money to children with hates.

Back, this is, I don't know, fuck 19, I don't know, $2,000, one or something. And Bob gets up and he said, Doris is, Doris is great. He saw some old people and he goes, what was the Civil War like? We'll talk later. Let's just talk on it. And he said, and he was so at the route range,

all these dignified older people, and he said, Doris is amazing, I'm known her a long time. Unlike my mother, I've never had sex with Doris, but I hear she's in the war. I think people are surprised by him because he came up as a comic, especially the comic, you know, but then you see him as Danny Tanner

on fucking America, funny video. Yeah, and he's had to be like America's dad, and then you see him on stage. 30. He were like, holy shit. 30. I mean, he'd come out, push.

30, I mean, yeah. Maybe Sam Tripley's dirty? Yeah. Like, he's up there. Oh, yeah. He was a savage comic. Savage comic.

Savage. We lost a fucking great one now. I know. I don't usually get, but what a good run though lost a fucking great one now. I know. I don't usually get that one. But what a good run though. What a great run. The last death that like effected me like, he had good 65 years.

The one that really shook me up with Kobe Bryant. Young, died with his kid on the plane. That one fucked me up. Yeah, man. It's really the celebrity death to me. I do think that Kobe won't be the same. I think you're right, that's the only reason. 65 years, 65 glorious glorious years pretty good run

Dude, he's what it 40 years being famous. Yeah, I mean he's done it all man I don't know. He's he's it's a bit of hell of a run All of a sucks and and I think that the great thing about him all of us think about it said He never went anywhere where he didn't make everyone laugh. Yeah, think about that as your legacy Like like for real. Yeah, like that's what you did dude You you were on the earth and all you did was make people feel good all the time. You hear a bad thing about it now. With his imagination. I'm so curious what, what happened? Is it random heart attack? I'm going to make the call. I think it was 100% a heart

attack because when, well, my, my doctor now, I'm getting to an agent. He said, so we got to do a sonogram of your arterial branch. I go, okay, I'm very healthy. He goes, no, no, you're very healthy. You can have zero signs, but men between 55 and 65, you will lose friends because there can be a compromise in your arterial brands and you're gonna have friends that dropped it apart of texts. It's called the Widowmaker.

Wow. Yeah, let it get you. It's a thing. Seeing you at DICE, if you got the booster shot or vaccinated, then passed away randomly. That could get interesting. I'm not saying that happened. I'm just saying that can make it very interesting. I guess he had been vaccinated and boosted way before this because he was pretty.

Maybe because, but now they're the same more booster. So if you would like, and I'm not saying that cause it, but if let's say you got the booster like on Monday or something like that, it's gonna get hairy out there for people. It's just a shame all the way around. Yeah, I felt like I was gonna have a heart attack without making a lot of the subject when the buttery bros and you looked up with my butter bros and they came to my show Friday night.

They are the, I said it on camera, they are the nicest people. They're genuinely nice. They're genuinely one good people, right? I think two might be. They're better mean more men. No, ever. And they're fucking, they brought their girls, by the way.

They're dating some smoke shows. Yeah, yeah. Cross-bending, dying pieces. A crazy hot. And but they're such good guys, man. They're just fucking nice. Just like a heber looks at me and he goes, hey dude, if you wanna tap out at any time,

don't, we're 8,000 feet up. He said, you know, go lighter on the way, this is not, you know, he was taking care of me. Do you work out with him on Friday or Saturday? On Saturday. Saturday morning? Yeah. Ooh, because I had.

Is it far from Daddy's place? It was not far from Daddy's place. Did you stay with Daddy? I did stay with my mommy and Daddy, I did stay with my mommy and Daddy, and I stayed with my mommy and Daddy, and they came to my show Saturday night. My daddy came, yeah. They sure did, and it was,

I did one of the best shows of my life. That's great. One of my best shows to see my parents be so proud, to give them that, because they're 80 and 81. Find it after 58 years. After 58 years. Finally proud.

For 70 years of myself, they have a seven year old son. They have a seven year old son. Well, the shit you've done, this is the good. And I said, I said, my parents are back there. They were in the corner. My dad can't hear very well. They were fucking the whole play star club in form. It was really fun.

It was cool, man. I love wise guys. Was it, oh, love it. I love the bass. The keys, my favorite. God damn it, I love that guy. You gotta play the Vegas club. I'm going to get spot too.

I told him that, I'm going to do Vegas. Yeah, Vegas is great. So it's for Vegas. 100%. Yeah, can you say that one's like spot. I told him that. I'm going to do Vegas. Vegas is great. Super Vegas. 100%. Yeah. Can you say that one's like off the street? Oh, yeah.

Because you didn't do Vegas. No, I didn't do it. It's like in their hip, like their new like hips through. Yeah. And I think he and Paulie sure on it, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

More and more in neighborhood like I guess. No, not really. It's down by the stratosphere. Where if you go all blocked and you get shot. Oh, okay. But if you just stay on that road, stay on that road. It's funny how Rogan had sent me a video, and I think you saw it too.

I sent it to you. No, Rogan sent that to me first though. Oh, okay. I think then you sent it to me. Oh, the goal you used to do? It was Coleon. Yeah, with Wack, Wack, Wack, Wack, Wack, Wack. Yeah.

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So you can bring the video up, Chin. So it's Koli-owned talking about Wack 100's. I'll send it to you, Chin. How crazy L.A. is getting and how he's moving because these guys are out of control. He's never seen anything like it, and they're robbing people in daylight, and they don't care where we're at anymore and all this stuff. So I think if you're Rogan, you're in Austin or you're not in LA, you're like,

oh my god, it's fucking the purge out there. This is crazy. You look at the numbers though. And if you live your life, I mean, if you're just driving around. Yeah, but then also like, whack 100, I like the guy. He got super popular based off of his interview with Tukachi 690. That was him. I watched it. guy, he got super popular based off of his interview with Tukachi 690. Oh, that was him. I watched it. Yeah, he was great on that. Okay. And then he also manages the game in like blue face. Okay. He's a manger.

But he's gone from like this hardcore thug manager to like the Wendy Williams of... He's an older man. He's just, he's just talking shit. He's just trying to get attention. Well, yeah, he's so like, for him being like, I'm out of LA. It's too dangerous there. It's like, okay get attention. Well, yeah, he's so like for him being like, I'm out of L.A. It's too dangerous there. It's like, okay, dude. Like the stats are big to death for.

Yeah, I'm glad you brought some perspective because I was gonna say the same thing. Like you can hear stuff and then if you actually, let's look at the data. I think for like, but I could have sent Rogan a video of the crime of sixth street. Like there's a shooting every other fucking week of six street. So it's like, whatever state you're in,

I'll send you a clip, man, you know? Well, I think, I think, well Austin, I would give you, I'll do another one for you with us. But I think for him, it's like, like he wants more people to maybe move to test, especially his friends. So this is the way, like, yeah, get out, it's terrifying. It's like, I'm here, dude. Well, he wants us over there. Yeah, I know, which is,. So this is the way, like, y'all get out, it's terrifying. It's like, I'm here, dude.

Well, he wants us over there. Yeah, I know, which is what I love. But it's like, Well, also, I think it's not that bad here, but especially you live near me, dude. Well, there was an article, there was an article on Austin about how, because they defunded certain aspects

of the police department, a lot of the sex offenders are not being monitored. So you can look at all these different kinds of stats. And it's like, we're all good. It's like we're all good it's all good man it's all good let's not defund the police though let's not defund the police that's a dumb idea L.A. right now it's too dangerous to visit now why are they going off him of what?

on? no not on the own well he's a leader in the street he's like a I mean but that's his that's a leader in the street. He's like a, I mean, but that's his world. This is the street. I think the point was he said, if that's not everyone's world. Now, he said, but that's what they're saying.

If the leader of the one, you know, a gang affiliate is saying, it's too dangerous. Like, how do you think it's right? But now to his defense, you know that, can Tina and Calabasas, like in that super nice area.

Yeah, I just got there all the time. Yeah, right? We got it all the time. Oh, right? We got it all the time. Oh yeah. Mexican food, big, some old family, a lot of families. It's Calabas, it's in the heart of Calabasas. Yeah, why? It's a Calabasas.

Some older dude getting this porch, three thugs rolled up on him, clipped him with their gun and robbed him. They pissed him with him. And the broad day is one the afternoon, sir. So there are some problems I'll get money just like that took all his money and watch and he stole his car now did they catch him? No, so they're still on the list. They did you guys out calm. Yeah, they catch them So I think crime is up a little because the defunding they know like the repercussions aren't a severe anymore

They're not there you can get out in a day or so So I think it's up, but that's across the board. But if you look at major cities with the crime, we're really not, it's LA, dude. We have so many people, so crime's gonna fucking happen. But compared to where they've defunded the police, like the entire, you look at Portland, you look at New York, you look at Chicago.

You know, it's a disaster, yeah. Bal, though, don't even start on Baltor. It should go the south side. Are you shitting me, baby? Exactly. And the people, I must say, we don even start on Baltimore. Should Kaga the South side are you shitting me? Yeah, exactly and and the people I must say we don't have our issues and we have the worst governor ever But I'm just saying man, the people that pay at price when you defund the police are Bangle price are people are also communities of color that are already dealt with crime So you know, it's not it's not it's not mad and beat but then also river and then also when wax at this

He said it like two weeks later or whatever whatever He like he does stuff for shocked value. You know, like even he does gets views and gets him out there He's jumping on a clubhouse and it's like doing It's a very gangst of you. Well, that's what I'm saying. How much can you go off of what he's saying? He's clubhouse still being used. I don't hear about it much. It's definitely dying down Yeah, I don't even know what it is Clubhouse. Yeah. Yeah, it's not well There's a lot of guns in the background over there. I swear. Killing on the well. Clubhouse? Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of guns in the background over there. I swear.

Koleon, well that's his thing. He's the gun guy. Oh, he is? You don't know Koleon? I know Koleon. Oh man. He's great. Who is he?

Koleon, he lives in Texas and he's a black conservative. Yeah, gun expert. He's a lawyer before. Oh, I don't know. Doesn't have any training like military training, but knows guns like a motherfucker. I do have 13 national rifle association, recruit him to pair and NRA news video I like him. I like him. No, he's great It was good. It was dope. Yeah, he's a great dude big car guy awesome. Yeah, he's great

But yeah, he'll give you some facts on guns and yeah, of course Yeah And then Peter you know Peter we worked with forever my video guy used to make all the sizzles until we put out in But yeah, he'll give you some facts on guns and yeah, of course And then Peter you know Peter we worked with forever my video guy used to make all the sizzles until we put out in house He's his main videographer. Oh, well, okay Yeah, calling on Texas you can have whatever you want you can have a silence. Oh Peter. It's any pictures like dude Do you have this gun in your bronch? Oh my? Gun but not that. Yeah. Yeah, they have sweet guns.

Yeah, they got some nice. That's nice. Cause say when Arizona, I'm a colonel. Well, I had Taren, I had Taren tactical. I had Taren design me up. I have two guns for a beautiful, yeah, beautiful. He walked. Oh really?

That's right, that's where I got all my air 15s for him is Taren tactical. Yep, so right. Pretty intense. Yeah, very loud. I like, I personally, for home to find. I have a shotgun, you won't shout out about it. Yeah, I like pretty intense. Very loud. I like a personally for home to shotgun. You won't shut up about. Yeah, like my shotgun. Yeah, everyone has to take the differ.

Uh-huh. Koleo and Terran. Hey, you got shot good. And you said I'm boss deep about mafia and I never said about it. I don't talk about mafia. I've talked about I've talked about twice. Like I'm not in the mafia style. How long have you regurgitated the mafia interviews? I was listening to the podcast. You did 40 minutes on it. When I was done with the bug, I was done out. I would be balls deep.

That's the definition of all of that. I'm a weak dude. That'd be balls deep. Definition. Take it. I'm not balls deep in Mafia shit. I never liked it. I know a lot about it.

Not really. I was never that into it. Because I just, I never, never. You explained a lot to me. Sammy the book, Ravana was the very, the video to Sammy the book. Ravana is a fascinating character. because I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just more than you do. Yeah, I never got into the mafia. I never, what I thought was interesting is when I listened to it, it was a lot of shit I just didn't know.

Yeah, that's all. But not in the... What's funny is talking to guys who are in that world, like that mafia world who have them on, that gets tough because they can say anything. We can't fact check anything. So they might say, happen this way, right? This way, so we don't know.

So when they're like, it's good because the movies, you know, over hyper everything, it's like, you don't think these guys are doing that? Well, there are way to fact, that's what's going on. There are a lot of guys now that are not Sammy. Sammy's considered the real deal, of course. He is the real deal.

No, no doubt. There's not even a doubt. No, no, no, no. No, he's the real deal. As far as being the underball, the Gambia crime really? Exactly, a little bit on the story. You gotta make him entertain.

I don't have a problem with it. I've actually listened to it. And to be honest, I'm probably entertaining in general. You only can tell stories. No, you can tell stories. No, the only reason I don't think it's true is because so much of it was corroborated.

So so much of that was part of his plea deal. So anything he talks about. For sure. Was, you know, these guys, there are bodies. There are bodies. Yeah, we're like, so he was talking about it.

And now like that, the families of the people that were killed are coming after them. They're very full about it. Yeah. So that's why, and when I'm saying, if you're telling a story, you're gonna have to graduate a test. Now, did he do all of that?

100 times the same. Yeah, I hear it. But for the entertainment value, he's like, let me, let's put it this way. Hell of a storyteller. That's what I find. That's why he has a job. Yes. Because if he was in, he's just some schmuck, you don'teller. That's what I find it is. That's why he has a job. Yes.

Because if he was in, he's just some schmuck, you don't care. He, the only, like, do you be the town to do? I don't want to hear from a lot of those guys. I just think at the end of the day, they're just bad, right? There's no honor. There's no honor. And he says it himself, there was no honor, it's money. And you'll kill anybody at the end of the day,

if they're in the way, and you can make money, you can kill them. Okay, I'm sorry. Fucking insane, wait a little. Yeah, can make money, you can kill them. Okay, I'm sorry. Fucking assay with it. Yeah, but he was, you can tell he was very smart. That's all I'm gonna say. You can tell he's very smart. The shame is like a lot of those guys that work their ass off whether it's beating up

guys or shooting guys, if you they just channeled that energy and somehow. Correct. You've been a millionaire legally. Right, but you know that, that, that, a gangster mentality. Oh, that, that, that, that, that, It's hard to get, it's hard to get out of that. Well, but it's one thing to get the juice. I understand the juice.

When you kill people and you don't care, there's a party that's missing maybe, right? Oh, your social. Deeper than that. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Your glorified social. You know, your boy Pat, that told a story about Cavalier, when he met me, Pat, do you do that interview?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. I fucking remember that. He was a, he's a great about Cavalier when he met me. Pat, do you do that interview? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. I fucking remember that. He was a great guy. Come up, Patrick. Yeah, great guy. Really cool. I think no, he's a car guy.

We could have gotten into cars. He's like, he's a huge gear. He's wealthy too. He's got some money. That's all the money. Oh, I didn't have all the money. Oh, the guy from Florida. He's all the money.

He's not rich from his podcast. I mean, they made great money on his YouTube and stuff like that, but he's rich from insurance. He's one of those guys, he'd probably make money. You could put him in a hole somewhere and 10 years later he's worth it. I don't know, he's a car guy. I found out after the fact. Look out, dude, we could have gotten the fucking car.

He only talked a little bit about it. Just saying you like to drive fast. Yeah, that's all he said. Listed off your cars, dude. Well, you get a little bit of an ornery when people start calling themselves athletes. They get a little too loose with the term You know, you know, I know he has a car Yes, you would do to them. Yeah

There's levels of this game It's like an open like or being like all my headlines like you know what whoa? No, you're not You sound tickets on the road. Yeah, that's your you know Well, if you've earned it like you know, you know hard it is to on the road. Yeah, that's your you know The mic Well if you've earned it like you know, you know hard it is to play at division one. It's him It's very hard very hard. So when they're like oh this guy's not I'm like hold on dude When they're calling the guy who they I'm not saying this way we've referred him as a soy boy Yeah, but he's athletic man. He played in high school

Every guy I see who's huge I ask what I'm doing my stand-up and they yeah They meet in Greece. Would you play ball? And they're like, I played in high school. It's very rare you meet a guy who played D1. Like I've never, I met one. Forget pro. Tough man.

Yeah. But I think it's good for them too to be like, you know. There is a world of difference between D2 and D1, yeah. All the world of difference. Yeah, yeah, it's very hard to make the vision in sports. So when they say athlete, and I'm like, where do you play it? And then, you're not talking to division three, two, one. When you just play high school,

in the camp. So that's, you know, in the camp. That's, that's, that's, that's everyone. That's everyone. And so that, no. I played high school about that. That's every sport like volleyball, wrestling. Don't count.

I don't care. Yeah, we're talking about. You never win, because anybody can sign up for high school sports, anybody. But then there's D1 and D1, like isn't there Oklahoma and Miami, and then there's, you know, Fordham or whatever it might be.

Yeah, you know. Fordham's one AA. What does that mean? It's a step down from Division I. If you've got a scholarship to play Division I sports, you're a good fucking athlete. Yeah. No matter where it is.

But then you have Division I, Division II. Uh, you're a good fucking athlete. No matter where it is. That means that you won the double A2. One to play as some good athlete. Is there people that make it from D2 to Pro though? Not a lot. Not a lot. Very rare. They go to Juco, right? Even then, very rare.

Yeah. Very rare. Well, that's like the last chance to you. How many guys actually went on to do? I mean, how many? One of you. One? And that's like the, you know. actually went on to do. I mean, how many? One of you, one? And that's like the, no.

No. But all I did, but I didn't get defense. I was like, I think you were pretty loose with term athlete here, man. Well, I watched, you know what's a great movie? I watched King George with Will Smith, fucking guy, that guy's, oh, we're,

that's Serena. Serena Williams father. I'm sure that they made a movie about that motherfucker. You wanna talk about bees, huh? He's incredible. Yeah. Serenade. Serenade. I mean, away from his father. I'm sure that they made a movie about that motherfucker. You want to talk about bees, huh? He's incredible. Yeah. He wrote down what you wanted to do.

Yeah, the vision. Those kids are so tight. When you watch it, it's a beautiful movie. But when you see what it takes to be just a pro in tennis, just a pro. Nightmare. You got to go through that junior division where the competition, and there's a thousand things that go on. Yeah. Now, I want to a movie from the third sister. You know about there's a thousand things that go on. Yeah.

Now I wanna move you from the third sister. You know about the third sister? Now I know, I know, and you walked out on. You don't know about this sister. You're gonna hurt me, my friends. I didn't know. It's very easy on the Venus, it's really a dad. You're gonna hurt my friends.

You know about the third sister that he left behind and started to do family with, huh? Well, I do. You don't wanna move you from the third sister. Hold on. I do know that he had other children. Mm-hmm. And just laughed over to the young guy. And just dipped out.

And there was some things. But it doesn't take away from the fact that he took those five girls with nothing as a security guard work, gotten worked on and molded them into the greatest ever. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's pretty cool. So please don't piss on my parade. I guess we have three house sisters on the mother side.

Fuck man. Damn, reportedly mistakenly killed in a copped in there. Well Smith does a great job of showing just what that shit was like, how dangerous it was, how you just got shot. How many people got shot back then. When I first came here, we were shooting on Mad TV, you couldn't wear certain colors. They would tell you to take the blow off or take the red off in certain neighborhoods.

Yeah, yeah, no, no, that's, I was like, I'm an actor that like, no, we can't do that. I hear that still of thing. We can't do that costume in red. Tellers are still there? Yeah. I'm telling you, that would happen. A guy was walking around with red and the guy goes,

I don't feel comfortable with him, he's got to take that off. He's got a, he's got a red shirt. That was back in 97, 98. I thought that shit was over. No, well it was back then. Either way, man, it's he's he did some shit a great movie though. I will Smith doesn't work doesn't miss God, he's doesn't miss. Yeah, he had a shrieve poured accent. He's got. He's killed it the way he walked

The way he like you got to see it man you I forgot he wasn't their dad. I'm telling you man I blew my phone. I'm telling you. I'm telling you man, I blew my fucker mind. I'm telling you. You thought I was a document. But he's Will Smith. He's Will Smith. He's another guy. Yeah, is he still justice relevant?

Yeah, he is. Yeah. He got more relevant on fucking Instagram. He's like, oh, this way everybody's that. Yeah. He can't even lighten the game. Oh, then he just trumped all. Then he just fucking, he's not jumping out of it.

Yeah. He was like, kill him. On top of the pants. Yeah. And didn't trumped all. Then he just fucking jumped out of it. Yeah. He was in a kill of it. On top of the pants. Yeah. And didn't mean while people were doing great guys. Selfies and friends. He's still trying to get likes. Yeah.

I know people that have worked with them closely and I'm like, I want to get some dirt. I'm like, what's he like really? And they're like, oh, he's a great guy. Oh, no, he's a great guy. Yeah. Yeah, okay. The only dirt on him is the dirt his wife gives out

on red table. And that's fine. I guess I'm all say, hey, bitch, do you have? Do dirt his wife gives out on red table, and that's fine. I guess I'm gonna say a bit Hey, do you have to air out all the dirty laundry? Do you have to ruin Will Smith's reputation? I don't need to know you had a side piece you need to fly them to the family vacations and we'll school with it That makes me sad. Yeah, it's like some some Yeah, that is a lot of information and you know what? I don't quite believe it anyway. No, I believe it, because then that, you don't believe it?

A gust of... Why don't you believe it? No, a gustist came out and they have pictures. It's pretty true. Yeah, I've done it. And Will's on their crying. Will's on their crying. Right, you really don't believe it.

But you don't believe everything you saw on that bullshit movie you just talked about. But you don't believe Will Smith. No, I believe Will Smith, but you know. No, you talk about them in real life. No, I'm cute. No, I'm cute. But by you know. No, he's talking about their own relationship. No, I'm cute here. But by the way, if it works for them, so far they made it work.

So yeah, no judgment. No, I'm curious as to why you don't. No, no, I'm just always curious. I'm always, any actor or actress that has a story is always I think it's like a strategic move like this. She's been in this town a long time. It's a long time. Okay, that's fair.

That's all. I believe them. But I do believe them. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that, because I don't think long time. It's not a long time. Okay, that's fair. That's all. I believe that's fair. But I do believe that. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that. Because I don't think will be like, hey, like make me look terrible. Tell him how you were fucking other guys out of school with it.

I didn't see that. I didn't see that, sir. If you saw it, I'd get it. Yeah. It's just, they, they, it's, you don't need to know all that. I know, yeah, yeah. Maybe a time like them for them, you know,

I would, I don't like it. No, you're trying to. But maybe they're trying to do that to help other people that maybe in the same situation. It would make me, that shit makes me mad. Yeah, I get you. Yeah, it's a big thing. It's a lot of, it's a lot of,

it's a lot of what. Yeah, just be the fresh principles. I don't need, he has nothing to prove. He's awesome. He has nothing to prove. He's, I mean, he's awesome. Kids are killing it. Yeah, kids are super talented.

Yeah, are they? Yeah, well, they both do music. They're going big tours. Cute, yeah. The killing tours, yeah, the monsters. They're basically... The race, the race. Willow's helped her with a song or did,

helped her with her whole record or something like that, but yeah, she's killing it. That's all Travis Barker. I was driving, I picked my son up, and I was driving down the road up here, and there's a guy tailing me and I wrote, Roryl's Royce. In a all black Roryl's Royce,

I'm like, what the fuck, and I tell him, I stay down. He's riding my ass, I'm like, what in the fuck? And he's like, fucking, and I'm like, who the fuck is this man? They pulled up, Roryl's in the lane, and he goes, what's up dude, it's Travis Barclay.

What the fuck are you doing man? What are you, you crashed into me dude? But, yeah. Were you in the Ferrari? Yeah. Like, what do you do it? I'm fucking paid bumper enemy dude. But yeah. Were you in the Ferrari? Yeah. Like what do you do? Don't fucking pay bumper cars with those cars. Not in the Ferrari.

For him he'd be like, Ha ha ha. It's like, well I gotta fucking... Ha ha ha. No, no, ha ha. That was a $30,000 jokey school. Yeah man. He's a great dude though.

Yeah. Trying to get him on a fight campaign with us. Great. I like to see like a mo- He's an Uber fan. Yeah. I have to interview him. How about the him. Great. I like him. He's an Uber fan. Yeah. I had to interview him.

How about the stuff in him? How about the stuff in him? Hits me up on Friday night, goes, dude, I forgot to tell you. I fucked up. This is after I sent him all that assets, the graphics that Ruben made. I said, I think you and Chris,

he's dude, I'm on stage on the 22nd Tampa. He was on the LA the 23rd. The God damn it dude. It's no way you got to find a replacement. Well, no Chrissy D. I'm not gonna exhaust you. Exhausting. Hey, first of all, some dentists reached out to me

and they told me to never listen to you two about dental work. Of course, do you actually come by the office? No, they didn't ask me to come by the office, oh, did you say, don't listen to them. You're doing what you're killing it. If come by the office. Oh, they just said don't listen to them. Oh, you're killing it They just say you're killing they didn't want to try to sell me. Oh, and I was you You're doing the right thing. We're doing that off. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Listen to us. Yeah, I'll listen to this dude. Yeah, yeah, don't listen to us. Yeah

No, I'm not a I'm not a good patient. I'll be honest. Yeah, me neither and now they just they also don't get my money They get all your money. They just tell me how much my business line would be even though I already paid before and now I'm like, it's how I'm like, boy you want, that's it. You're asking me to come back in and pay that much more. Even though it's your business. What's your difference? Tough one for me.

They're not gonna sell you on that. Business is business. Business is business. I bet you just get to another point of the dentist. No, not for six months. Yep, every six months. I usually like to do every four months. Yep, there six months. I use it, well, I use it like to do every four months. Yep, there you go.

I like a good clip. You'll be in there. Good, Clean. I like a good clip, man. I'm gonna do this scan. You did? I will see what happens, guys. I just want to see.

You have to get remolded for the, do I want to wear them all the time, dude? I'm asking. It's kind of depressing. It's wearing a niche. No, but don't, though. Yes. It's heat get worse as you get on, right? Now, hey, your HOT, listen. time dude. I'm asking a depressed. No, but don't though. Yes It's he get worse as you get older right now. Hey, your age. Oh, does it you listen? You have a girl like what are you doing it for? Yeah, well just I want straight to look good feel good

Yeah, but when they can clone hair I'm gonna look so fucking good when the time is right if I keep doing crossfit Do you now? So first of all they've been doing hair stuff for a minute now. Yeah, you're so late to the game. Yeah, you're like waiting for something new already. How do you have it out there? Well, you're a dodgy say fuck it. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do with the hair I get both the teeth I'll eat them with the hair. But you thought your teeth are distractingly bad your bottom ones are all I'm a cute I just keep my upper lip up You can't even see your body. Hey guys I just keep my upper lip up. You can't even see your butt.

Hey, hey, guys. You're gonna lose your top. Your top are money, though. I got nice teeth. No, well, the bottom are all jumbled up, daddy. Little jumbled up. But that is worse than that. You know we're gonna have to get you.

You got a traffic jam with them. You know we're gonna have to get you some in this window, right? You know why? I'm not doing it. But it's very uneven, right? Let me see your teeth. Call it that. Yeah, first of all, your bites off. Well, no, they talk,

then this line won't fix that. I have to get like these weird bracket things. As soon as I'm out, they start to say, yeah, he's starting to say, I'm out. This never happened. Yeah.

He's got, is he going to get older, maybe problems, I don't know. Oh, that's fine. It's the least my concern. We got a big eye, man. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I've been going on these hikes though, man.

Can you read for that? Can you read for that fucking tough one? Now, you walk in or jog in these hikes though man. Get ready for that fucking tough. Now you're walking or jogging these hikes? I do a little bit of both. Yeah, that's what you need to do. Yeah, wait, I thought we just had to walk this shit. No, no, no, I said you can walk some of it. Most of it, you're me jogging.

Because Jay messaged me, he goes, what are you doing? Are you running? I was like, no, because Jay was like, because Jay wants to walk it. I was like, he's doing it with us? Yeah, Jay's in the house. Yeah, big Jay's job. Look, man, he should definitely Jay was like because he wants to walk it I was like he's doing it with us. Yeah, big J shop Look man, you're gonna want you're definitely not walking the whole thing tell you guys that right now you have to jog 60 70% of it. Yeah, wait what yeah, I mean you could It's a running event. It's a race

You didn't say anything about running you You can't walk the fuck out. No, you can't walk. If you're in a walk, just stay on running canin'. You know what I'm saying? You gotta push yourself a little. Yeah, it is a running race. What's the most I'm running? I mean, 15 miles.

No, 10 miles. No, it's a nine mile race. And let me explain something to you. It's so, that's a long way. Nine miles. That's a long way of the run. Nine miles away. Nine miles away runs, but I don't run either.

It's gonna be a bitch, but I'm kinda getting ready for it. I run a long way, I'm not going to run. I'm all the way around. I'm all the way around, but I don't run either. It's going to be a bitch, but I'm kind of getting ready for it. I run a little bit. I got to have a red and PE. Every time the PE teacher was like, oh, the fat kid. I was like, no. No, that wasn't a fat kid, but I just be like, no. I'm walking. You refused to say, oh yeah.

Are you running it all right now? My running it, no, it's hiking. Doing these crazy hikes. That'll get you somewhat ready. I don't know, I had to run. Well, jog. I need a jog, dude. I don't know I had to run with a jog. I need a jog, dude. Did you think you're gonna sign up and

casually stroll through the town? Well, that's what I assume the whole time. Just generally what I assume. Never. Okay, so we're gonna have some issues. And they're all on our group, yeah. And Jay's coming from a trip. Leave them behind.

What? Hey, no, no, no, no, no, what the heck? You said we ride together, die together, bad boys for life, I heard it. That's true, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, We're not gonna run it too fast. No, you gotta like a light jog. Yes. Yes. I can probably handle a lot of time. I'm telling you. I'm sitting here, I'm running like, I'm like, I don't do that shit.

Some place, I'm sure Mark couldn't do that. I don't know how fat it is. It's like this. Are you running right now? Pracks. Yeah. What do you mean? It's like, your heart rate's gonna be like this.

How many miles do you run? Up, typically every day. I mean, not every day, they're bike or run or do, you know, like you're like, you're a really good cardiovascular student. You get enough for the start of the year. You already did. So 10 miles a few.

So it's fine. If you had to run 10 miles right now, it's not a problem. On the road it'd be a problem, but through the mountains I'm fine. Why is that? Cause the road affects my knees and legs. Are we going to incline the whole time? No.

Got it. Okay. But if it was like the last one, there was like incline obstacles, incline going to incline the whole time? No. Got it. Okay. But if it was like the last one, it was like incline, obstacles, incline, obstacles, incline, obstacles, down, incline obstacles, obstacles, and then it's flat. That flat one's the, the flat one I hate because you can see the obstacles,

you can see how far you're out. That's tough. And then I wish they would have put the mile marker, it's like, mile six, like, oh, fuck. Why, why don't you not like that? I just like to go. I don't want to know. You didn't want to know.

Yeah, when you're done like oh my god that was fast. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. But you have Jay. Yeah, I mean, it's a tough matter dude. It's not fucking. I didn't know.

I thought it was just like oh we hit it off school. We go to the next one. Now you could just walk it I guess. You're gonna get smoked by even like the fat cholo's running this thing What I can be fat cholo some fat cholo's running it. Yeah, but do you be surprised that some people have wind? Oh, yeah I got wind I bet you'd be fine with it like just a jog will pace ourselves like we're not trying to send Any records here. Yeah, I don't know if you're gonna be like, it's just fucking booking it ahead of me. No, no, we'll have fun.

It's Marine, this Marine, I met in Afghanistan. I said, he said, he was talking about how when you're on these marches, you know, like you just never know who is gonna be up ahead. He said there was this dude who was like Indian and Mexican guy, but he had a lot of Indian in him, you know? And he looked like, he he looked like a barrel. Like he just had no muscle tone,

kind of short arms, short legs, and just a big, yeah, just a big sort of, like a cane, kind of like that. I mean, it's not too long. Can you relax? Shelby, but just, he just had a big wide cavity, but there's no muscle on him. It looked like, right?

He just never got tired. He carried all the weight and just keep running. He was always way ahead, everybody. And it was genetic. Part of it was just like, he just had this crazy lung pass. Yeah. Just fucking run forever. But even when you can, you know,

because you're obviously your weight difference, you know, from when you were, when we saw that video, you, you have seen, like, 12 pounds. I mean, but you still feel, I mean, he's never stopped working. He's never stopped working. But it's impressive that like you can get away and still like move

Some what's I'm saying. Yeah, he's an alcohol. He's an alcohol like a bit of a drug addict But he's that helps me though. Yeah, that'll help you. Yeah, cuz you're gonna be he'll probably be on some stimulants Are you gonna be a some still me a lot of coffee? Promise that's what I'm taking I might do I might be on all the Adiron cocaine Do you so you should do EPO at your age? That'd be cool. What's the EPO? Where do I do get that all I'm taking. I might do. I might be on all the Adiron cocaine. I'm not talking about that. You should do EPO. At your age, that'd be cool. How do I do? Where do I do get that?

I don't know. Anybody, anybody can give me a EPO? I love it. What an EPO? It helps. It helps, it gives you more red blood cells. So you don't get tired. It's like what all like,

the last time, it's probably, but Lance Armstrong definitely, are you allowed to do EPO if you're in the NBA? I don't know, test for it, right. No, they barely test for anything What's that? Clant no, Clant, Clant's not a steroid, Clant's like I guess your technique called steroid, Clant gets your heart rate through the roof. I wouldn't yeah I wouldn't Christian if you let me tell you this if if you need clean bread or all to finish the tough money. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, doing it too? Yeah. Oh, I know that.

We can be partners maybe. Alright. Uh, I haven't been like running or anything, but like I've been like training like I get like I've been doing some cardio, just not like running daddy ran today. And after my crossfit thing, my leg started to get out after less than a mile. I was like, I'm going to take it up. I'm excited to see some of you guys cramp grandpa. I feel like Jay should be your running partner. I think yeah, we'll be seeing him about you. Jay hates cardio too. Yeah, I'll be worse at vindies or shirt. I'm surprised, you guys are doing this.

You don't do any cardio, but you know, I'm, no, nothing, I mean, I don't know. I just didn't assume you ran. I don't know why. I don't know this shit. I don't know this world. Yeah. You know?

Oh, it's Chen with Do it and Kat. I'll be healing. We don't know this world. Yeah, you know, oh chin would do it and cat I'll be home. We don't want we don't need to invest up We need to do better the most of you Honestly, I don't get you and I would probably be at the top of the Oh, so you put yourself with cat I could be the best Which in have to wear his What would chin have to wear his bracelet? Oh, it'd be so sick. Oh, he's a great We're not this one, but like the regular one.

I have a phone one I could probably wear. You don't want to do that. Yeah, we don't need you to do a chin. We got to be honest. I'm not gonna do a chin. No, JS feet problems. Like he, he, I, he, I, he touched. He's growing toenails at the rip is toenail off

when he was like a teenager. And then his feet are always wet like a frog. So he's like, man, I'm, I'm trying to figure out what shoes I should get, man. I can't, my feet wet for two hours. I was like a frog. So he's like, man, I'm trying to figure out what shoes I should get, man. I can. My feet wet for two hours. I was like, shot it. He sent me like these special shoes that are like water proof. He's like, I think I found the right socks too. I'm like, quit. There's no waterproof because you're getting wet, right? Your feet are hot. You're getting soaking wet. Man, I need to get out the shoes.

In your shoes. In everything. I mean, you take him off, nobody's gonna wait for you. You won't want to take him off either. It's rocks, dude. Hey, man. Hey, don't be trying to bite. We don't know, bro. We're just trying to get an idea. We're gonna get the fucking video.

Hey, Chin, bring up, we're just trying to get a fuck back here. Bring up the fucking obstacle so I can see. We got a lot of fucking questions. We've got a whole lot of knowledge. I back here. Bring up the fucking obstacle so I can see what we got. A lot of fucking questions. We've got to do a whole lot of it, you know. I know that. Bring up the fuck. You should ask the buttery bros.

I know. No, you don't need to bring up the obstacle. I tell you, it's like you go underwater and get shocked. You climb up like a rope ladder, which you guys will be able to do. There's a bouncing one. There's a one where you hang on the rope. You hang on the rope. God. You like, you gotta hang on the rope and swing across like that movie or like that video game.

Yep. Yep. That's the cold plunge right there. Cold plunge actually feels really nice because it's kind of in the middle of it. The mud mile. The electric. The mud are home. The electro shock therapy is the easiest when you sprint through and you get shocked. The tougher one is the mud mile. What's the mud mile? Cast ways easy, the mud mile to mile a fucking mud dude. You run through the mud? It's a mile of mud against the fucking name. Mudmile. I don't know if I went guys doing this with

my man. Is there mud in the mud? I can get wet in the water drop. I can get muddy. And what's the well swung, dude? Do you have to swing on the well swung? Yeah, when the fuck is that? I'm nervous about that. You got to climb across if you fall, you drop into the water. It's nothing.

Oh, I definitely don't make it that way. You mean monkey bars? Yeah. Do you have to restart if you fall in and out? No, just crawl to the fucking side. I'm going to do all this shit. Well, then what's the cast away? You're on that fucking...

Brunette's being right there. You should have pulled across. I might be the easiest one. I'm not worried about it. What the fuck is that now? High pressure jets of water pouring down from the rail and make us cross. It's a vertical climb while they pour.

What, you're basically a water boarded while climbing the mountain. It's fantastic. All right, that's good, too a water-borded what climbing a mountain. It's fantastic All right, that's good to but this this stuff's good because you forget about the fuck is the black widow dude You'll be harnessing your spidey sense that one's easy to it's tight ropes you're gonna climb across the gauntlet You guys would be fine. You should feel my struggle in that then travel and travel Enchantments a little tough you need to go I'm claustrophobic. Oh, see, I got to crawl through.

You're face first in the mud. Wow. Keep scrolling down, Chen. Let me get a picture of you. Texas Holdums, good. The funky monkey, the only problem with those is your wet. That, see the cage crawl because I'm claustrophobic. So you're floating on your back crawling.

And you literally, like, just your mouth and nose and eyes are out of the water. I got to float on my back. Yeah, but you just, you hold on to the cage, like it's a, I was like, I can't fucking hold my back. Like it's a scene from Sol or some shit. Damn, that's wild.

But all this stuff makes that 15, 10 miles. Yeah, makes it just go by fast. You're not thinking about how far you gotta go. And when we get done, there's, the burn of the wall. You guys be fine. I'm gonna shave, look at her. I know, look at her. It's like time right there.

I can be you guys, man. Shoulders, fucking, you fucking fire. She ain't gonna flare her legs out like that, whatever. She's showing off. She's showing off, she's showing off a little bit. Ladder to hell. Herlin, walls. Kiss of mud, there's more mud, Brennan.

Look, not all these are gonna be on there, man. Okay, I'm a little nervous right now. There's the pitfall, there's more mud. There's a lot of mud, it's called the tough mud. Fuck, okay. Devil's beard. Hero, carry, I can't carry anybody, I'm getting on your back, I'll tell you that. I have to carry Mark there.

So I don't need to be, I give mountains the prepare for this shit, I should fuck you. I would keep your mountains up. Yeah, I would jog some of that mountains to get prepare for this shit. I should just fuck you up. I would keep your mountains up. Okay, okay. Yeah, I would jog some of that mountains to get ready for this. That's gonna be best for you. If you just jog those mountains while you're hiking, you're gonna be fine. Yeah.

Yeah, you're gonna be fine. I guess I'm not. You gotta be in shape. It's nine, nine miles. I'm a little nervous about it, be honest with you. Yeah, me. I think, I mean, if we got each other, Brian, it's true.

We should be good. We've got to have some positive attitudes. I think you and Jay should really, really connect. Thank you. Yeah, because I feel I'm Brian's gonna ditch you guys. Brian's gonna be up with us. Brian's pretty fast.

But I hate that you just assumed that I'm just gonna do bad. Could you just say you're walking? I thought it was walking. I'm not saying I'm gonna walk. Yeah, but if that's your mentality, where you're gonna walk a lot? No, that's what I assumed this fucking thing was. Yeah, that's what I assumed.

You need to do well, get on muddy and water, you understand? I mean, I'm driving. I've never played in a fucking mud. You're not playing the mud? No, oh wow. All right, it looked like playing the mud. You can't put skateboards in the mud. All right, all right.

Okay, you can't put a guitar in the mud. Yeah, it should be a fun time. Yeah, I'm just gonna make a good time. If we finish dead last. Looking at me crazy. Christian just signed up for it. He might be a bad one, link up with either, but Christian is young.

Christian, you need me to do that. I'm not, I'm not hookin' up with young. By the way, when you're young, that's a, yeah, it's so funny. There's one thing I can't do that. I see this, some, the kid was probably 26. I watched him running on the road and he was running like it strings in his legs Yeah, and I remember doing that I could run and I never I could never do that now

I would have to warm my feet up and then I can't do that anyway and then I'm fucked the next day Is Jay flat footed? Yeah, has the flash feet you've ever seen that's flat footed right here. You better get, don't run in those. Do you have shoes to run in? No. I don't get on it. You don't have shoes to run? Well, you need them. Chip-Hell.

You can't run on toes. It's so, shoes are so cute. You need, you need get the air pegassist or the Pegasus Trail. What is that? I have it from Nike. No, just take Jay what to get. Okay. He just got them.

Well, my buddy, you need to do an ASAP. The Pegasus Trail, they're really good. Oh, those look amazing. Yeah. I get to be honest for this, I mean, you're talking mud and rocks, like those are good for like trail running. Number one guy, the number one tough mudder guy,

eight times a world champion told me to get those. They're good. So I'm gonna, I'm scared. Is that the one you have right there? Oh yeah, that'd be fun. Yeah, that's good. Okay, air Pegasus. Yeah, that's the reason I have right here. You need the, yeah. But also I'm a, is that the one you have right there? Oh yeah, that'd be fine. Yeah, that's good. Okay, air pegassus.

Yeah, that's the fact that what I have right now. But also I'm a big boy though. Well that's why he's a big boy. He's a big boy too. Oh he is, okay. Yeah. And they're in stock, there you go. There you go.

Yeah, invest in good shoes. I like those shoes to get traction. So get a comfy. That's what I have right there. Yeah, you have those bright ones. Take it. See, but see how the bottom, so you didn't get the straight mountain ones.

See how those bottoms are flat? Yeah. That's gonna be a problem. Oh, really? I need more tread. Really? I'll go get more tread then. Wait, what? Like that then? Yes. See how those have more tread. Oh, got it.

Cause you want something to, like say, it's muddy and watering and climbing up. Okay. You're gonna need that grip. Then that's what I'll do. That's all I have to hear. Yeah. See those are the trails.

Yours aren't the trail I don't think. Can you see me that Christian? Yeah. I'll do that then. You're gonna want some traction. So mine say trail. Can you go to mine, go to the orange ones, I think. I mean they don't have great traction, but they have.

See those are two smooth, see those are trail running shoes. Yeah. Oh I got you. Those are two smooth. I got you. Yeah like that Yeah. Oh, I got you. Those are two smooth. I got you. Yeah, like that. Well, yeah, no more. I'm sure you'd be fine.

I bet you'd be fine. You'll figure it out. I'm not worried about it, dude. I'm not worried about it. I'm not worried about it. I'm ready. I was, He's getting nervous.

He's getting a little nervous. That's fine. I don't get nervous till I park them. I carry go. I got nervous. Yeah. And then when the top one is staff as like all the cameras, I'm like, Hey man, this's fine. I don't get nervous until I park them, I carry go. I got nervous. And then when the tough one was staff, I was like, all the cameras, I'm like, hey man, this isn't what I do.

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all right, everybody's in this room is gonna have a foot race, a hundred meters. You just get nervous. Anything. Yeah. I'd probably beat everybody. You probably, I believe, I believe you would. Not a chance. I would beat you at a hundred meter.

Not a chance. I bet you five thousand dollars I beat you at a hundred meters. You want about five thousand dollars? Not a chance. I bet you a thousand dollars I beat you at a hundred meters. Not a chance. I bet you $1,000. I've beat you in a hundred meters. Not a chance. I bet you will set that up. I would have sold beat you.

I don't understand. So are you? I'll race in these motherfuckin bands right here. Hold on. Hold on. 100 meters? Before you go, what are you banking off of on him? Well, the backflip?

My guess is he's got a lot of explosion and he's very fast in a short distance, naturally. I'm telling you. Now. No way. Listen, listen. I bet a lot of explosion and he's very fast in a short distance, naturally. I'm telling you. Now. No, wait. Listen, listen, listen. I've been a lot of people. And then when you say this, wait, wait, wait,

I wanna say this very clearly. I am a racist. And that's what I was going with this. So, I was like, he jumped very high. If I, if he runs very fast, I'm like, if I'm playing the game, if I'm playing the game, I'm like, if I'm playing the game, I'm like, if I'm playing the game, I'm like, if I'm playing the game, I'm like, if I'm playing I'm playing I'm playing I'm playing I'm playing I'm playing

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He did just that for many, many years. That's fine. Now, here's the reason I might still go with you. Well, you don't run at all. You just hide. Bro, I'm telling you. Never run. Never ran.

And you know what? I would bet, dude, I bet you a thousand dollars. I'll put a thousand dollars on that. Have you run, have you run a hundred meter? Yeah, I have. I've done it before. And you're fast. Yeah, they try to give me on the track team. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You're going to be blind. You're going to be blind. I'm gonna go blind.

No, I'm gonna go blind. You're going to be blind. No, because I think you're incredibly explosive athlete. I just thought you would do a backflip and you just boom, your power. So in a short distance, I think you have crazy. You're trying to run like some other like long distance.

No, you're going 100 meters. If you want to do 40 yards, you want to do 100 meter. How far do you guys want to do? I don't know, whatever. 100 meters. 100 meters? Sure. And when do you want to set this up?

We got to do a warm up. We're going to do a little warm up. I'm going to warm you guys up. No, I'm going to set it on our own. Yeah. And, okay, you want to do this? Yeah. We can do it.

Thousand dollars. Thousand bucks. And I'm going to be here. And I'm going to go, I'm just going to drop my hand. Are you going to be the flag girl? I'll be the flag girl? Yeah. We can do it. Thousand dollars. Thousand bucks. And I'm gonna be here. And I'm gonna go, I'm just gonna drop my hand. Are you gonna be the flag girl? I'll be the flag girl. Thank you. We're gonna wear some Daisy Dukes.

I'm wearing Daisy Dukes. We ain't got to wear Daisy Dukes. All right, when do you guys want to do this? Because Brandon's an alcoholic, so he's drinking and he's on all the drugs right now. I'm gonna say. He's having whiskey. He's got nicotine, his pop-up pressure.

Are you on the road this weekend? I am not on the road, so I'm around. Oh, damn it, I leave Thursday. Where do you go? I gotta go visit my mom. Okay. In Arizona. You wanna do it?

We wanna do it next week. Yeah. We do it next week. We do it next week. I didn't hear what you said. No one has any shoes on. No one has shoes on. Also, you wanna do this right,

so nobody fucking pulls a handstand. Oh, shut up. Shut up. The fuck up. I'm telling you, that's what you're not. That's fair, no, that's fair, little bit. No, 100 meters, 100 meters. If I just said running, I'll get running shoes on Wednesday.

We do it Wednesday. Yeah, I'll see what Wednesday. We do it Wednesday. You want to do it before the podcast, so we can talk about it. Yeah, we're the fuck we're going to find out. 10 o'clock You just got here. Oh, we'll just mark up 100 meters. I'll be a hug. Oh, you want to do it on cement?

Or we'll do it on let's do it on a field. Let's find a field shut up We're gonna do it right out of here Nobody's worried about it. Right That's a old man get Get out of our competition. I know what you guys are for. No one's gonna fall. We're not doing tracks or anything. We're doing it right outside the studio. No one's gonna put a field.

Hey, you're out. Let me find a field. No, we're not doing field because then you need cleats. We're not doing cleats. We're doing it. You're not in charge of this. We're gonna do it right outside here, but can we have these do it on a fucking on a on a trail? No trail like this dirt.

This dirt. No, you do it on the grass fault, like a goddamn, like normal human being in the flag. Yes. All right. All right. No, we don't need grass. She's in it.

There's great barber park. Nobody parks on here. A lot of parks. But we could just, but, grasses are swimming. We want your opinion here. We're doing it right there.

She's all such a park. Do it like grass, man. She's all such a park. I don't want some in a fall, then the race is over and it's fucking, then we have an issue. If we fall, we fall. That'd be hilarious.

We still fall on the ground. Yeah, that would be really. That would be good. I mean, we got. That'd be hilarious. We still fall on the ground, gotta be there. That would be really. That would be good. I mean, we got parks everywhere. It wasn't policy. It was the bigger pussy. You were chin hair. Just look at our park, you know what?

It's a, it's a, what if somebody pulls a hamstring? That park, that park park trailhead. No, we're not doing any trails. We're going right outside here. All right, you want to do it in the parking lot? Yes. For car pulls out. They're not. It trails. We're going right outside here. All right. You want to do it in the parking lot. Yes Car pulls out. They're not it's empty around here All right A hundred views is like one into the track to the other and yes, I mean, we'll we'll rock we'll mark it off

Left chin mark it off. Do we have on that? Do you have do you have running shoes? Yeah, I got something Yeah, I mean I'll do it in these don't go fuck damn No, that confident. Yep, dude in the fuck man. There have to be people in seconies I used to race people for money all the time Then I school fucking no no all the way to college Brandon you never lie. I wouldn't lie to you. You got your hands, bro. I know dude You might be fast. You're super cocky. I'm not cocky. You're quietly confident You're crazy in my day. Don't some not cocky. You're quietly coughing it. You're quietly coughing it.

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You're a big guy, you're now in your, you're pushing 40, you're a big fella. Yep. Got some extra muscle on you. Well, thing I was heavier when I played called football. Oh, you were. Beat all the black guys.

What are you saying, Chen? What was I saying? What was your 40, What was your 40? 46. 250. That's very fast. That's good. But his coach had him at 4-3.

Not true. Listen, and it's not. So I believe that he runs a 4-3. He's smoking. Yeah. Smoking. Listen. Yeah, but all what you said about that 4-3 made sense.

Because listen, yes, I did run it. They told me it's a huge That's what I mean told me I did and then that's what I went with but I don't know for these I don't know that for three is is is unheard of it's that's what I'm saying Yeah, I do on Sanders Tyree you know, which is which is very fair. What if he did run that? That's that's funny. Well then you're gonna get a smile. Yeah, which would be cool There's a good chance you're gonna get smoked. There's a good chance you're gonna get smoked. Do you have any technique running wise?

What do you think? Okay, you're just gonna run. He's run. I'm very curious. We're gonna do this Wednesday. Yeah, Wednesday. All right. We'll do it at 11.30, give you guys a half hour to warm up.

Yeah, that's right. We don't yet. You're some monster ones. No, you're some monster ones. I'm gonna run. I'm gonna run. I rather just fucking run it. I'm gonna jog down jog back in the races

Yeah, I don't want to do just do warm up shut up Stay out of our race do that just I'm begging you stay out of our race Do a jump in jacks up. Yeah, just do some squats, do some fucking lunges, do some light sprints. I'm all separate advice on you on racing, dude. I'm just warm your legs. No, we're gonna warm up.

You don't listen to me. No. All right, Jim hit us with some events, dude. I can't wait for this race. $1,000. That's my cruise. Brian, this is a TikTok specifically for you where in Japan, there's a bar where a bunch of really buff women will serve you alcohol.

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Like an escort? Yeah. Oh. But they rent boyfriends. All right. That'd be cool. Man, that's interesting. What's, I wanna, what kind of business I'd get? Like this, my profile picture. I bet you do pretty well out there.

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Yeah. Click on that. Is that some of that in Korean? This Japanese. Oh, we're fine. Oh, there you go. There's some different Japanese. This is all for slalons.

Oh, these are happy ending. Yeah. That's all for what it is. We're looking for a Japanese. Do you resumble upon gold, maybe. Am I right? I'm not. I'm not. At least for happy ending. Yeah. Yeah. That's all for what it is. We're looking for a job.

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Who knows? If you run the 40,000,000? I'm really confident. If you run the 40 of 4.3, roomy and trouble. So Logan Paul is really into collecting Pokemon cards because now they're in a similar market as baseball cards where they're very valuable. He actually went on eBay and bought a authenticated, so they claimed, pack of cards that have never been open for $3.5 million. Once he posted it online, a lot of people who collect Pokemon cards said,

hey, I don't think this is real because we're checking the stock numbers based off of what you posted, I would get those checked out. And they're like trying to help them out. Yeah, they're trying to help them out. So he is currently going to get them authenticated from somebody who deals in baseball cards,

but people are saying that it's not gonna work. So they don't know Pokemon cards. And what if they're fake? Then he lost $3.5 million on fake cards. Why would you do that, Andy? It's a good investment in that world. If you had a real one, you'd be like, there were a lot of them.

It's investment. Yeah, it's an investment. They're like baseball cards now. Really? But then with that comes a fake market. Yeah, of course. Like football and baseball cards still big deal. I know Mike, who's a nerd.

I think they are. Yeah, collect what I think certain Warves UFC cards are I think you're UFC card. That's wild. Of course there's a fake market. And it's probably high level. Maybe you got a scam like I did from those cats. And it's the same hustle. I would I would to drop that. We found two cats by the way. Thanks to the fine kid fans. We found the cats.

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I think you're a good guy. I think you're a good guy. I think you're a good guy. I think you're a good guy. I think he's the same hustle. I would I would drop that we found two cats By the way, thanks to the fine kid fans. We found two cats. Yeah, you did. Yeah, coming soon. They come Valentine's Day Oh, that's awesome two little cats hyper-alogenic. That's really cool. She gets something Siberians. Yeah, you already pay for them No, I went to a but do they were super here's the's the, I think, listen, cat people, dog people. Just give me the fucking cats. Look at you. Oh shit, dog.

They don't, they don't want to sell us the cats because we have kids under five years old. What? They said kids can be rough with them like, you sell cats. You don't know my kid. Who hurt you? Give me the fucking kittens, man. We had, there was a whole ordeal to find two kittens. People are, um, super, when you got butters,

was it a beast? Yes, the, I will say my experience with breeders have been the same where they're very particular. The, the, that we got butters from. She wanted us to fly into Austin, Texas, drive two hours to Franklin, pick up the dog, play with him for an hour, and then go drive back to Austin and fly out the same day.

When I told her I wanted to take him home the next day, she said she wouldn't release the dog to me otherwise. Why? Because they don't want to be home. She said it would stress him out too much if he didn't go home directly after. She's just very particular about how. Yeah, but also, I gave him my money, butters his mind. I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want Shut your mouth also this dog is so lucky like just give give me the dog

I thought I told you my bitch these kittens won the lottery bitch. Give me the goddamn kittens. I'm dying to get a fucking dog I want a dog you on another one. Yeah, what type of dog? Yeah, right? I want a working dog. Don't get hustle, dude. Don't get hustle. I would get a real chef. The market is intense. Yeah. The market's intense.

Yeah, a shepherd, though. Somebody fucks with you and then they buy you in it. Oh, and these cats, they only fucking, uh, uh, it's like meat from a rabbit. It's a nightmare. Oh, you have a nightmare. Yeah, a lot of breeders will then feed their animals very high-end foods.

Are you need to give them basic fresh meat every day? He's about 12 meat and you give him that much though. It's tiny. It'll be like that much. Dude, my friend, whoa, I forgot to tell you. My friend reached out and he's like, dude, you need cats. I'm like, yeah, for sure. Close friend.

He lives in Philly. He's like, I got you, man. And he goes, you want a fox? I'll send you pictures. He sent me Oh, I know he's I would love a fox He's you want a fox? Oh are they legal he goes ah who cares am I right? I went you're right about that. I don't care about that stuff Send me pictures in his stories Him in a fox yeah, and then I go now a fox might be difficult. What else you got? Wrong question dude. He sent me a video. He goes this guy's name, I forget his name, the boss Sloth.

He goes, are you interested in Sloth? Sloth. And I go, there's no way of a Sloth. Send me a video of a Sloth. Now, Sloth have fucking teeth, man. Sloth have big fucking teeth. Yeah, he's in a wild animal. So I almost bought a fox for my kid. Not a cat, but I, dad, you got your fox.

A cat with fox. Fox and me a little difficult, they're hard to deal with. Yeah, don't do it. So then I go, probably pass on the sloth just because of legal issues. He was say less. I swear to God, he goes, do you want a mini giraffe?

What's a mini giraffe? Then send me a giraffe and he goes, only problem with these, I go do that, be sick. My kid would love this thing. I said, but they get big. He goes, no. Only issue is they eat 25 heads and let us a these. I go, do that, be sick. My kid would love this thing. I said, but they get big. He goes, no. Only issue is they eat 25 heads a lettuce a day.

I go, that's exhausting. And yeah, they have mini giraffes. Yes. Come on. Let me see this shit. I don't think that's real. No, I'm telling you, you sent me a live video of a mini giraffe. Is that it?

And I said, it's just a baby giraffe, he goes, no, they breed them, so they stay real small. What? He said, they're in bread. Let me see this fucking thing. There's no way. I'm telling you that was photos real But maybe is it Google real just see if I know I got a dinner real fucking draft a mini draft I have the plug so my my oh My god, baby now here's the thing they eat 25 heads of lettuce, but go to that one, the cutest one, sitting on the hay right there. That was me.

That's a baby. How fucking cool would that be though? Waking up to him every morning. I'd name him some like Carl or something like that. The thing is if he grows up, yeah, problem. Oh, you got problems. Oh, your boy's going away for five to 10 years. Yeah, there's nowhere, there's nowhere.

There's nowhere to put that right. Oh, when he told me 25 heads of lettuce a day, I went, well, dude, that's exhausting. Yeah, it's, I'm's nowhere, there's nowhere. Put that right. Oh, when he told me 25 heads of lettuce a day, I went, well, dude, that's exhausting. Yeah, it's, I'm at Ralph's every fucking day. My fucking, uh, my fucking coy, my coy fish, they were killed. And they're gone. And guess what, I know who did it to my fucking turtle.

I know. It's a fucking cat. And the cat was sitting there with a belly and it was looking at me. Motherfucker. You got ahold of those coy fish. And I just saw on Instagram, this, how easy was looking at me. Motherfucker. You got a hold of this, Coyfus. And I just saw on Instagram, just how easy it is for them. They just go like that.

They stick their paw and grab it and they go, I got you. Grab it. They kill my fucking Coy. I'm so pissed about it. Are you gonna put more Coy in there? Nope. Don't have Coyfus though, you know, it kinda stupid. And I, my turtle, you motherfucker, you chewed his head off.

Chew the fuck away. The cats are vicious. God, they kill everything. They're good killers. Birds, they kill the fuck out cats are vicious God They kill everything good killers birds they kill I got a bird just like the best killers. Yes there Yeah, there you don't see him come you don't care tigers come in tiger sneak up on you can't hear it Yeah, not worry about tigers. Hey dude get a sloth I have the resource to get you to do this in a good prat. I don't know. I don't know Don't go. I need a tree.

You should eat that, yeah. You should see the teeth on the, yeah, I was like, like five minutes. Let me see the teeth on a sloth. Dude, I didn't realize they have teeth. Sloth have teeth. That's like monkeys, man. Too late though.

That's not real. Yeah, it is. I don't think this is a lot. Not like that. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think. I don't think. Too late though.

I'll tell you the video, I don't want to give them trouble though They have like four like sharp teeth Oh, oh Maybe they don't tell a hungry They have soft, no I'll show you the video but I want you to show Well they have a skull of one right there Oh, that's teeth I'm telling you they have weird teeth

Oh, they got teeth Yeah, they're there Alright, that's a problem But they're not as fast though So I feel like you're very slow Yeah, aren't they chill animals? Very chill, but I don't know if you want to miss a good one just toss in the backyard I saw a lot of the house, but how do we know he's gonna stay there, you know? Yeah, he's like I like the house over here and fucking no matter if you think you need a fucking sloth

No one is no be cool. No, yeah, you come over. You come over. Once and I go, oh cool. And I know. Yeah. Kirsty, Ellie had lemurs and they were blind and I was like, all right and they just sat in the closet in the cage. Listen man, when I get, my kid thought he was getting cats, I was desperate. Almost about a fox.

Almost about a baby giraffe. Thought about a fucking, you know. They're a little, you'll go down that rabbit. Thought about two foxes. And then you ask them, they make great pets. Do they? Foxes are a little thing. You'll go down that rabbit thought about two foxes and you ask them to get a foxes They make great pets do they foxes are a little difficult foxes are a problem You can't domesticate them. They're not cuddly Monkeys monkeys are huge. I'm story short. We found two cats. Yeah, so he's getting this fucking cats We should film shut the fire and get army for helping with that

It's been there like you'll get these Savannah cats. You've seen this vantakat. Oh, those are my two year old don't need a cheetah. I'm on it. It's a cheetah. Oh, yeah, those are very active. Half wild. Really? Yeah. Oh, those are cool.

I think it's pretty. Those are really cool. But you know what, that's a big cat right there. It's also liability. He slices, slices my son's hand or throw. No, that's a big problem. You know what, there's claws at the gazoo. Yeah, That's a big problem. You know what? There's calls at the gazoo.

Yeah, they'll fuck you up. Look at the size of that thing. Oh, what are we gonna do? I think freaks fuck out. I love it. Look at them on the counter. No, that's a F1 Savannah. You need the F2.

I do love that cat. That's a badass cat. Can't have on the kids though. No, I don't think so. God, it's nice though. What, there's another cat. There's another man, maybe you can. There's another, man, maybe you can. There's another kind of cat that you can have.

That's like that. People say they're great. No, there's an oscillabit. The bangle, the bangle, yeah. No, they have really big ears, even bigger than that. They're not cerevals. Oh, I know what you're talking about. We looked into those.

Yeah, links, it's some kind of a links. If huge ears. Yeah, and they're all tan. The savanna cats we got, they're cumbersome. No, that's it, that's it. Y'all almost got my son that thing in the middle of it. Nothing elite. Who's it, the thing on the far right?

Yeah, the one right there. That's the one? No, that's the stuff, that's the stuff. Oh, it's the left. I think it's that. Is it that? That's a straight up savanna africa cat. Yeah.

Or there's a stuffed animal. It's a miniature. Like, she just get two of those. Or there's a stuffed animal. It's a ninja. Like she just get two of those for. It's a caracol. Caracol. Step links. I don't know. You don't want these, these are wild animals, man.

They're not gonna- They're gonna disappoint you. They're gonna disappoint you, yeah. They're bo-marron shit. Yeah. Right. They have to be, they're total carnivores and hunters. It's a nightmare.

And they will kill a lot of things in your neighborhood. That thing's fake, yeah. Yeah. They think look scary as fuck. Yeah, it's a nightmare and they will kill a lot of things in your neighbor. Nothing's fake. Yeah. They think look scary as fuck. Yeah, it's got small teeth. Now, links are pretty good. But it's strong. Look at that thing. Look at that. Yeah, it was just scary. Big balls. Ain't getting cold.

What else you got, Jen? If you want a baby giraffe hit it, your boy. So we talked about this girl who sells her Farts Online a few weeks ago. She recently was hospitalized because she's having too much gas and it's fucking up her insights. She now has to stop her fart business and she's trying to create NFTs surrounding them. They're on sale for a few years. You know what it sounds like?

It sounds like a great marketing ploy. I'm not going to, I can't fart anymore, so get get these ones these are the last ones I'm gonna do. Mm-hmm. It's just fart, it's just some tits. Yeah. You know when I said I was gonna fart I was gonna do that I had a guy hit me up on I still had the DM and goes I'm that weird guy I'll pay for it for. Oh God. Oh. Well dude I'm not gonna answer. I'm only as he weird, he's also a gay man. Whatever he is, he won my fart. Oh no, that's a gay man. Buy another man's fart and like, you're doing together.

That's probably just weird. Yeah, it's out of the, yeah, it's buying your fart and jacking off. Yeah. Yeah, let me get this ready. I'm gonna pop this quirk. Oh God. It just starts going. You may as you started doing that. I That's rock bottom, you know, yeah, it's well, she adore their option. It's a fetish She got off of six day fiance where the fuck it was and start farting in jars

Yeah, she said 97 people bought is that right? You're still not like ballin no No, you're not killing it. No. I'll say she's all over the news. So this is what you do at work. Yeah. Home. But then you have to eat stuff that makes you real gas. Yeah. That's what you had to. Yeah. Yeah. Also, she ate a lot of hard boiled eggs and beans. Oh. Eggs and beans. Can you imagine if your girl started doing that as a job, like you're the worst? I can't.

No, it's a big problem. It's just farting. It's not attractive. Yeah. It's not attractive. You have donuts tattooed to your ankle, I didn't know that. Oh, you never seen this? How long is that thing there?

About a year now. Why'd you get donuts on your ankle? It's a whole piece I'm trying. I need to finish. It hurts on the light though, daddy. Yeah. Likes fucking hurt. Yeah, the leg angle joke. So donuts,'t it's just it's a work in progress.

No, it's the sign from Randy's. This was supposed to be a whole LA thing. Now your kicks are seem expensive. I don't know man, more than the original shirt. What else you got, Jen? I don't know about that. More than those busted boots you want. These are blunt stones, be careful please.

No, I know what they are. Careful now. These are my Australian outpack boots You look like you kick some ass in them do do the tough mutter nose. They're good for bearing down. I almost could Yeah, well, it's a more serious one, but yeah, the Omar a mod Arboreys killers. They're all sent to life in prison But no probation makes sense. Yeah Yeah, didn't they hunt him down and shoot him? Basically, follow them with the truck or cars. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't they hunt him down and shoot him? Basically follow the truck or cars. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So

There you go. All right, so remember this tennis player from Australia. He was denied entry. Yeah. Oh no He's trying to get into Australia, but he was denied entry because of a COVID protocol. Whatever. He's supposed to have an exemption And then when they looked at him at the border, they're like something looks fishy about this So he wasn't able to get in or he was being held Turns out today he was allowed in. Thank God. Oh, thank God. This is so glad you're here. This is so good.

I have world news. Joke of it, he's like the best player. Yeah. Phenomenal player. I'm actually so good. Yeah, people love him. Oh, right on. But thank God, he's in.

Thank God. I'm not going to miss a second of that. Take that right now Brian So variety 500 lists both Joe Rogan and Dana White were on it for the most powerful people in their team. I believe Joe Rogan could run for president and he would win I believe that he up there. Yeah, I believe that I think he can actually do it. Don't promise what we'd never want to do it Yeah, he would never run as a Republican run it. He wouldn't run an independent.

Yeah. It's very weird who could win the presidency right now. I, he did it in the rock could win. Yeah. Yeah. He did an interview with Jewel. Who else is on their chin on that, who's number one on that list?

Where are you saying they did interview with Jewel? And it was one of the best interviews I've ever heard of my life. But you know, he, and he even said it and he goes this, it was three hours and 40 minutes. I couldn't stop listening to it her story is I don't have to say but I have to say I listen to the Oliver Stone one and I'm JFK. I'm I'm done dude he's balls deep in it. I mean, he said that what's that he believes the CIA Alim Seagal see I for a hundred percent. Yeah, I never used to give it any time, but you got it.

You listen to a guy that who's very short. You know, I'm not conspired. Yeah, Jeff K. He's not thoughtful. Shade, I was like, oh shit. Who was it? Who's number one? I'm gonna say if it's the same one,

because this was supposed to be for entertainment. That's just business, business, yeah. Yeah, wish I've been entertainment chin in the search And do they list it Yeah, it's entertain business leaders Those same ones Sorry boy Bob Walt Disney Okay, we'll go through 500 of these. Oh, do you? Cheese. No, these are just the weekend.

What a weekend? Jilson's new album. I haven't yet. Hold on, hold on, hold on. So go back to Atlanta with Chowsky, please. Yep. Do you know who that is? You know, the Matrix.

Do you like girl dreads? But they're both brothers before. They used to be a man. Yeah. The Kowski brothers, they were with the K a cost brothers, then they became the the brothers. They both became the same time. Uh-huh. And that used to be.

And they both have dreads. Yeah, fantastic. They twins? No. Who's that? Who's that? He's like the new superhero. Yeah.

He's Chinese, right? Uh, Liu is, isn't that Vietnamese? No, no. He's Chinese, bro. Chinese is not a national type of Chinese, but he's Chinese. Could be Taiwanese, so I don't know. You get his name, though. Sorry, sorry.

Simeu. Is he? Hold on, I'm gonna make a call. Make a call. It might be a half-pollination. Nice Chinese. May college, fucking Chinese. Met the largest Simone man of all time

Park City hell yeah, dude police officer fuck you know never see never seen right he makes you look skinny hell yeah, dude It's gonna for aniston all right, okay. Well, now there's talk. I do like you It's not about five years ago on HBO Yeah, have you seen night of with him on it? The show the night of it. It's on about five years ago on HBO. Oh, yeah. Was it that one? Yeah, how's it going? That's where he blew up from.

Yeah. Great show. One of the best shows of all time. That's good. All right, you can't toss the name, buddy, on here. Who's he? Use the CEO of Disney. Go back to it.

Who is she? Shonda Rhymes. She created Grey's Anatomy. Oh, she shows. Wow, what a badass. Great, right? Just Shonda Land. Damn. Good for her. Damn. Oh, she'd just scandal too? What a writer. Well, good for Dana and Rogan though. It makes sense though. Yeah. I would say they're the most famous two guys in the U.C. Yeah. That's the primary of the most famous guys outside of the. That's interesting. Yeah, that's weird. That's interesting. I wouldn gonna say they're the most famous two guys in the U.S. Yeah. That's the primary of the most famous guys outside of. That's interesting.

Yeah, it's weird. That's interesting. I wouldn't say they're more famous than Connor, but they are. Yeah. Oh yeah. Is that Connor? What was that?

It was Connor in the background, but this is the article about these two people that fought together in the UK and the UK. And then there's just no way these guys should have found the first place. So I played the clip of them fighting first. Who are these guys? UK MA fighters.

Who's in a big mismatch? Yeah, huge mismatch. And I'll show you the pictures. It looks like brothers though. Yeah. So there's only 15 seconds. Oh, wow. That was it, but check them out here.

Look at that. Oh, it looks like an older brother versus a little brother. I know, I know. It looks like a same guy. Yeah. It looks like an older brother versus a little brother. I know, I know. It looks like a senior guy. Yeah. It looks like a 20 year old versus a 12 year old. What is that? That's weird.

Yeah. Is that a real kid? Yeah. An actual MA journalist or whatever reporter put this out. He's like, how could this even happen? I can't see that fight again. That doesn't make sense. The kid was scared.

What don't you get here, B? Look at him. He hits him and you just scowl. Oh, shit. Look, he just ducks down. He's not even hitting him. Yeah, he doesn't want to be in there. Clearly, he doesn't want to be in there.

That's the craziest thing that points you at. That's weird. Yeah. That's weird, so. Yeah, and the right side, like, fuck you. That's a dare or something. I don't know what that is. He was like, make a wish thing. Like, and the right's like fuck you. That's a dare or something. I don't know what that is. That's a weird. There's a weird. Robert Durst died. Oh, no, the murder. Weirdo. From the Junk's Jesus Christ this morning. CardiCorps. He was the one on HBO where they leave him miked up and he was, of course, he killed him.

He was the one on HBO where they leave him mic'd up and he was, of course, they killed him. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, he looks like fucking hell. Well, he was done. He was crazy. Bag guy. Do you watch that duck?

Yep. This is a- This is nuts, look at this. This is an LA, right? Is it? No shit. Yep. What badass.

Shout out to the cops, man. Shout out to these guys bad ass is look at this So all you know, right so you you crash a plane and you do it on a fucking Holy shit, oh My gosh probably had to pull them out. I mean sometimes you're doing this face. Yeah. Oh my gosh. I probably had to pull him out. Sometimes you had to do a face. Oh my gosh. When they were dragging him. You dig pop that.

You had to land on the plane crash and by the way, it was a train second movie. Get out. It's like final destination. Yeah. God's like, I damn it dude. We've tried killing it too. I know.

That's shit. That's crazy. I would never believe that, but that's, we can't have our pants down like that. Gotta pull it. No, it's when they were dragging away. This pants have pulled it down. I have someone pull those up. When you're scared, you dick so small.

Yeah. That's so small. That's so small. Just tiny dick. I remember when you were walking out. I was in a fight, I'd lick it my dick and like, come on. I do, I know. Everything turtles up, right?

Then my dick goes, we're going inside for this. Everybody's dick. That's why when you see, when you see, there was a wire receiver I think for the Cardinals, camera, he's famous guy and he didn't wear a cup. Ladies first, Jill. No, may's well done, but fuck, I wouldn't know. Bowden, Bowden and

Twon thank you I used to play and I'm famous and he he'd have his pants on no cup And you just see that big old piece he'd wear it to the side and I was like what you know what God bless right on TV I'd be like bro, you know Bullets you would be old IDL-I-D. Yeah. E-N, I think, hell of a fucking player. Say it once I be ol' B-O-L.

D. Yeah, there you go, Enquan, Boulder. Enquan. Yeah. Now you might wanna go Enquan. Well, where's that guy's a big dick? Yeah, right. Right?

Oh, go to the one in the 49ers uniform. Well, the third nope, go down one more. Yeah, you see his dick well there you go Well, they go you always see the head in the middle of running Dead that doesn't pull in that stays. No, there's nothing in there. I think it's supposed to stay Yeah He's a badass. Yeah, he's a stud. Yeah, especially for a stunt. Special for the stunt. Yeah, super stunt. Yep. Super stunt.

Play the FSU, super stunt. Giant day. Giant don't. There it is. Gerthy. Gerthy. I'm not gonna wear a cop because, because America is gonna be free.

When I'm working with, I'm gonna treat them. I'm gonna treat them. Here's some visual candy for you all. Yeah, for everybody, man. So, we all want on Sunday. Sunday. All one on Sunday, buddy Is that it, Shane? I just want more for sure, pal Oh, he's fucking tagging me in this I Would play the music but don't get now he can dance that by the way

That's not fleet Oh Lord Lord's got some hat. No boy has some sugar in his tank. Yeah, he does have sugar in his tank. Oh boy, a sweet blue and he's hilarious. Oh, he can dance. He's so fucking huge. Oh, is he just that? That's sugar in the tank.

Yeah, and I would never fight him. He'd beat my ass, but he's impressive. Wow, look at that. What? No, let me ask you, what do you think you can fight? I don't think you can fight. He just looks strong and shitting. And he looks, he at that. What? Now let me ask you, what do you think you can fight? I don't think you can fight. He just looks strong and shitting. And he looks, he looks black.

Nope, he looks strong and fat. He's scared of black guys, and that's fine. It's in your nature. Dude, I would never, I'm racist. I would never say that. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, it's too scooped the brown sugar in his tank You can day he move. He's just having fun. He's got great flexibility And I I fully feel that you can do the same thing you could dance like and you're gonna race friendship Yeah, really like that. Yeah, you shouldn't mimic that don't go like this like it's easy work I'm looking a little cocky today. Yeah, no cocky you do the same shit. I can, he's dancing. I'm looking for a cocky today. Yeah. No, not cocky. You do the same

shit. I can't dance like that. No, I'm not. There's no dance. But you'd be like, yeah, I can't do that. I can't do that. So we got those shoes. He'll be where whatever and beat you in a race. You tell him I'm on the 60 days now. That's 60 days in. Tell me those. I'm very curious. This is not 60 days in. I would to see this. I believe she's fast. You think you could mimic that video? I don't have to watch it again. But you think you could move like that? Yeah, probably. I'll be sick.

I mean, I sure had to learn dances and shit. Yeah, but you guys like, okay. No, that's fucking, no, we didn't do it like that. Have you ever seen me do a cheer routine ever? No, I'd like to. Just on video. No, you see me like, you see me do stuff. You ever seen me do a cheer routine ever? No, I'd like to. Just on video. No, you see me like, you see me do stuff. You never seen me perform in a routine.

No, you gotta be on dance. Oh, I'm gonna get to show you guys. There, come on. That's it. Okay. You do? You do? Typing, yeah.

It takes dance, you gotta dance. Typing. Typing TVCC Cheer 2009. Did you see cheer? Did you watch that? Yeah, yeah, it's about schools. I'm the top one. I'm scared to show. Show us where you're at here. I'm right in the middle. You'll see me. I pushed this girl up. I see you. Right? See me? I see you right see me There you are I'm kneeling down you go going down stand up here we go back flip flip flip flip Dan plant fuck I'm waiting for the dance to the middle. Yeah, I need to see a little sugar in your tank Yeah, you'll see it. Did you bang a lot of guys?

I'm calling for the We'll see face over I know I'm asking when the phase was over. I don't know We lost this conversation because of that You see you fucked up. Yeah, I fucked up. Oh that sucks But I killed after you got to make up for it This says 17 likes not a big deal. What happened with that shit? Oh, you just didn't get your own No, her toes had dropped and it's so like yeah, so would you blame it on Becky?

Her name's not Becky. What is it? That's Linda. Are you still friends with everybody here holding her up with what holding up a human being? Yeah, cheerling though, you know, Brian. That's strong. Oh boom. Damn. I'm waiting to see the moves You'll see it because this is all do you have a solo where you just break it down? You are athletic. I'll tell you that That's not easy. Don't say loose term athlete either Brandon won't give you any problems No, this is for you. I'm giving you problem in the so you'll see me. I see you out of the left corner Right no, not yet. She belt are these You're up there. Are you right here? You'll see me right you see right there. Yeah, there you are. Wow

Still waiting for a dance move. watch. We look at the crowd What's up bitch? What's up? Sweating. Oh the dancers at the end I can't leave them showing that I mean, it's pretty impressive. She'll probably honest with me once I'm fine with time Then I throw her up in the air some more. Yeah, this is in Daytona. Are you still friends with all these girls? Oh? Yeah, yeah pretty much do you talk to any guys you dated on this? He's fucking I'm asking quite I don't know how works. I don't have any idea what the fuck is going on I'm just as you went upside down. Oh look at that shit. That's not easy bro

Are you kidding? No, you're sweating. Yes, he is fucking hot. Oh here we go. Oh Look at your hands really reach that's get some other way that's dancing I don't care anybody says oh shit. Oh Now here's a funny thing this how much I don't do cardio. I'm still in the floor everybody's cheering. Yeah, I see it Your chest He's all you're holding your chest you literally You're clutching your chest there. Still clutching his chest. Still clutching still out of it. Yeah, that was in college That guy's got a bit of a tummy that guy was I got there. No, I was drunk a different time Hey, the one guy the one guy big boy, huh? Got a tummy. The chin move your arrow just to the left there

Huh tell me the chin move your arrow just to the left there He was throwing He sells insurance. I mean if you look at him here. He big boy. No, he's big boy. It's impressive I didn't wait for you to say we're all the guys that were through the girls in the air like coming we're straight Am I betting? I'd say how many were straight? No. How many were just there? Who's there? Am I betting? I'd say, how many straight guys in cheer? What would you say? On this team? What, how many guys were there?

What, be specific. Let us guess, how many guys? How many guys, fuck guys? I'm there, who? Who got the stage right? Kibble, you did it. Ugh. How many of those dudes were straight?

How many were there, guys out there? I see one, two. I can't remember. I have top-down shape in there. Okay, so I see one two I can't remember Top down shape either Okay, so you want to three four guys five including you black. I was gay and who else the black guy was getting It's that's five including you on that team. Oh that is a guy in the back very other No, but joy those dudes were straight The guy in blue and are those rafts or?

No, they're spotters. So they're like, whenever we do like the big pyramid shit, they come up and they're like, oh I guess I'm saying. And are they on the team or no? No, they're, they work for the competition, we're competing. I don't know why they're so out of shape.

It's impressive what you were doing there. No, that's insane. That was really good. But straight guys in cheer, it's a small percentage. On your team, you were in that team. On that team one? No, I wasn't the only one I had.

Did you get involved in it because you could tumble? No, I got involved because I had a crush on this girl. Hell yeah. And did you hook up with her? Never. Okay. What is she doing now? Poor guy. Killing it.

She owns her own salon. Oh, you fucked that. She's hot. Yeah. What? Yeah. She's a day Yeah. What? Bro. Yeah. Yeah. Today. Bro, hot after high school.

I'd like to be the judge. That's right. We don't have to show a profile on the camera, but you know her name? She's then to the chin. Let's be the judge of this. I want to see this little college crushy yours before you get out of here.

Why is this? I'm sure you. She's gorgeous. So at least you would say, though, out of those five guys, what are you straight? What are you? You were the most in shape out of the crew. Yeah, I was. Those spotter.

Those red and chunky, huh? Showed a little pride, boys. Well, you know, you got teenage girls out of the street. I was killing it, man. I don't want to show her face. No, we're not going to show her picture on camera. Let's say your name. No.

But me and Brian want to see this cutie that got away. The one that got away, am I right? The one that got away. The one that got away. The one that got away. I don't want to show her on camera anything. No, we're not going to show her picture. Me and Brian are just going to look

for just for the staff in here. I have to show her profile. Just send it to Chen. Oh, you, oh. We're not going to put on here. Okay, it to Chen. We're not gonna put on here. Okay, okay. We're just gonna tell you if she's hot or not. Cut to a dude with a beard. No. Get to the chunk. Go to your computer. Those guys are chunky. Yeah. Oh, Turkey. I'm a little bit. Oh, Jesus Christ. She on the right? Yeah. Oh, well, I'm a huge fan.

I'm such a fan. I'm such a fan. I would have joined the fucking... I'll join right now. Name anything. I would have fucking... Oh, my God. We promised we won't show the name.

No, I would have invited the fucking cap of her. She's outstanding. She's in a USA fucking... I would have wanted to do Nancy Pelosi's office. I would vote for Newsom for her. What the fuck? I think it's a question. Do I would vote for Newsom for her. What the fuck? I think it's question. Do I have a crush on her?

Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her?

Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her?

Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Do I have a crush on her? Right now. Oh big just That you talking about the movie just right? We're right rid of yeah, yeah, yeah, she like you pale days being asshole again Yeah, oh yeah, that was that was me. I was like, oh, she date just The footballers good looking man. Yeah, yeah, fuck you magical facial she married now kids. Yeah married two kids mother to the guy Which she honestly she saved my life That's how I really did. Cause I was crazy, I was a nut and she asked me to join cheer and it pretty much got me off of like,

from doing just doing that shit and rolling out. Had to be held accountable. Yeah, so she, God, that would do it for me, man. Do you have any other pictures ever? Yeah. Can I see more? Man, she does a 10.

I'm not gonna lie, I thought you were gonna bring up a warlock. You too, Bala. You think I was doing cheerling for warla? She is really gorgeous, man. And by the way, we're the longest Tyler Trosh on her right now. Her friend on the right hand, too. Ain't slouch either.

Dude, fuck her, friend. She is smoking. She really is. She is. Man, the one that could have been you, dude. That's a girl, you know. Oh, man, the only we had a time machine And if we could go back as cheerleaders, you and me as cheerleaders, oh man, but they would be fighting over

Not all final well, you'd be like I can throw you farther than anybody. Yeah, and I'd be like I can Be thrown to but then I would tell him like rather times you're pal messed up in that big competition. I'm not gonna mess up But then I would tell him like, rather than time she'd be all messed up in that big competition, I'm not gonna mess up. I'm not gonna mess up. I'm not gonna mess up. He messed up.

I'm not gonna mess up. She the one you were carrying? She had a fire. She was a flyer. Yeah, but I didn't live to her though. God. I was sad about that. Is she local?

Nah. What's it was she doing? Is she on it? And from the hometown? Yeah. It's crazy. She was amazing. We're still good friends. You still talk to her every day? From the hometown? Yeah. It's great. It's great.

She was amazing. We're still good friends. You still talk to her every day. Not every day, but like here and there. Oh, you're right. Yeah, I'm doing it. She's outstanding. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a disaster. Now, she next to a horse on the left. Now, the fans can't see the picture. So don't mad. Please don't show. It doesn't matter because the fans can't see the picture. I fucking give it up. Nope. I'm not gonna give it up. I'm not doing it. Come on. Give it up a word see I don't know he's like I don't know that person some people have strong. No, they keep the fans are gonna see these pictures

It's the lighting and there's does she eat hey Boy her friends though. Yeah, she is gorgeous. Yeah In the biggest sweetheart too. Why they both on both pictures are dressed alike Her shorts are too long on the right yeah, yeah, yeah too long Yeah, you know we're cut off James boy. Oh boy. Oh boy man. You weren't lying. Yeah, fuck you fucked up Yeah, how did I fuck up? I just didn't get her. You never took a shot man. I shot my Wait, she's I did well years of competitive fucking She's the one you made a make-state boy

No, that is different. 12 years of competitive cheer. 12 years of nothing. 12 years of blue balls. Did you tell her how you felt? Now, the difference in you and me, I would have quit. You know, I was 20 minutes. I would have said that.

Yeah, situation in God. Did I tell her I felt? Yeah, I told you the story. So, I remember it was when Mr. D's that came out, the movie Mr. D's. Great movie. Me and my homies we just got done seeing that movie right? And her birthday was coming up. I remember for her birthday,

I bought her like this thing from Victoria's Secret. Not lingerie. They had like this since the lotions. Yeah. And I bought her like the full package, right? Not cheap. And then walked all the way from the mall to her house, which was like a five mile walk.

Too far. Hey if you can do that, you can do tough matter, but keep going. Ha ha ha ha. Walked all the way to her house dropped it all to her and then She loved it gave me a hug and everything and then my boys were like yo, you should ask her out I'm with them, bro. I called her up on the phone that night. Yeah, and what I was like hey, what's up girl? Leave me my girlfriend and she was like oh you went straight girlfriend. Yeah, aggressive

We weren't even like anything I just liked her. And I was like, I just need to ask her to be my girlfriend. That would be it. Yeah. Because that's how I thought. What do you think she said, right? Hard. No. She gave me a heart.

She said, she said, but she seems sweet. So she like, she didn't see that way. At least you got it out of the way. She let me down nicely. I used to always, I've never, but I just thought, I was like, go, I go like this. I go, hey, just so you know, I'm not see that way. At least you got it out of the way. She let me down nicely. I used to always, I've never, but I just thought, I was like, go, I go like this, I go, hey, just so you know, I'm not a friend guy.

I like you, I think you're amazing. So if there's nothing, just let me know because I'm not always by time. So you would do that. That was me, I thought, if I like the girl, I thought you just gotta like go up and ask her out. That's how I thought, you're supposed to do it. I know there's like a buildup.

The time she liked it. Which is a crazy way to think, cause what if the person's fucking crazy? Already I'm crazy to fucking. You didn't have a lot of experience in dating stuff. No. Now was she like, the first kiss wasn't until I was like fucking,

shit, 16 or 17. Okay, that's my opportunity at 21. Very late. Very late. No, I'm saying, yeah, that's for it. I love you for it. That's for you. That's amazing. Matt, was she like, well, can we go to dinner no, I'm saying. Yeah, that's what you're saying. That's what you're saying. That's what you're saying. That's amazing.

Matt, was she like, well, can we go to dinner first before I'm your girlfriend? I mean, by the time I was 20, she wasn't feeling it. Not at all. By the time I was, she in rightfully so. Yeah. Why?

I made it. I was a good guy. And not at the time. Did you, after the 12 years, did you go, hey, bitch, I want you to know something. Hey, bitch, before we carry on, on I went through I did a 12 year sentence To try to get in your pants. Yeah, who did you lose your been at 21? Who was it? Oh man, it was I remember cuz my brother my oldest brother

Recipes he he was like uh, he's like man We're gonna I remember we're gonna Applebee's one night He's like man when you go fucking lose your going to Applebee's one night. He was like, man, when you go and fucking lose your virginity, stop playing it. Fair point. And I was like, yeah, with 21. Fair point, bro. By the time I was 21, I had all the asses. What'd it be fair point?

Anyways, I was like, I was like, you know what? I had a clemenia twice. I mean, guys, was your brother like, let's go to Arby's get Arby Cue and get our dicks. He would be like that. But I was just like, I was like, you know, happy when it happens. I was like, I'm not in the brush. That kind of stuff. Like, I was like, yeah, I mean, it'll have it when it happens.

And then he was like, man, man, whatever, fuck it. And then we go to college, no. Yeah, no. And then so we go to the bar, right? Yeah, we went to a bar. We were at Applebee's. We were sitting at the bar. I remember this girl came up and started, she was by herself.

She comes up and starts talking to me and my brother and another friend of ours. But she starts rubbing her leg on mine. And I was like, and I moved it because I was like, oh, she must be trying to like, who, what, fuck you. He's like, oh, I'm so sorry. No, I was like, oh shit, I think I'm in her way. And then, but then she moved further and started rubbing it.

Oh, she was hunting. And I was like, oh shit, I was like, I don't know what's going on. And then, oh, then we're like wrapping up the night and she happened to live in the same apartment complex as my brother. And she was like, uh, can someone drive me home? And then my brother was like, I will, but she threw me her keys.

And so I'm sitting here driving, you know, home, and then she was like, uh, we get to her house park and then she was like, what is your brother's apartment look like? I was like, like, I was like, I'm pretty sure it's like yours, you know, I was like you guys live in the same kind of legs And she was like well, I want to go see it. I was like oh, she had to really try so so so then we go We don't know my brother's apartment. You show it. I'm getting excited thinking about this story because it was so crazy Yeah, and we're sitting there on the couch and she was like She was like you should she's, you should hang out with drink.

You know, and I was like, now I was like, I don't really wanna drink or anything. You don't want to release the monster. Yeah, I was like, I'm not good with drinks or whatever. And then she was like, my brother's like, yeah, drink a little bit, drink a little bit. And then my brother, my brother, he was so ruthless. He was like, he throws me some vodka,

we started drinking a little bit. And then she was like, you gonna stay in that because you've been drinking? And I was like, now I was just like, he throws me some vodka, we started drinking a little bit. And then she was like, you gonna stay in the night because you've been drinking? And I was like, no, I was like, I actually lived just right across. You just get enough all the energy here. Right, I was like, no, I was like,

actually I just lived like right across the street. So it's like not a far walk. You know, I was like, I'll just go home. And my brother was like, stay the night. You can't do it. And I was like, he was like, stay the night. And I was like, I literally just lived. I'm not dressed like on your face.

And then my brother calls her outside and I'm just sitting in my brother's apartment alone. And then she comes back in and then my brother goes to this room. He throws a condom at my face and lands right on my shoulder and then she just starts looking at me and I was like, And then it was on. Oh God, yeah.

She had to do all the work. And then I had these skinny jeans on and I was trying to take it all over to get off. She hot, that was on. Oh, God, yeah. She had to do all the work. And then I had these skinny jeans on, and I was trying to take it all over to get off. I wish she hot, what she was, yeah, she was gorgeous. She older. She was gorgeous. No, same age.

Oh, wow. Same age, she was gorgeous. And then, she just, I walked her home. After? Yeah, well, I walked her back to my first apartment. First of all, you lost your Virginia. Did you, how was the sex?

Did you, oh, is it the same? Did you do the was the sex? Did you, oh, it was insane. Did you do the rape the first time? No, were you able to keep it? It was a no-sit right away. It felt so chaotic. And I was like, and I felt weird. I was like, I gotta stop. You know, so I just stopped.

And then I remember I walked her home and I still had the condom on. You didn't know the test. No, I didn't know to take it off. I didn't know what I was doing. I was like, oh, you probably keep it on. You didn't finish. No. No, I didn't know to take it off. I didn't know what I was do it. I was like oh you probably keep it on You didn't you didn't finish no, oh wow. Yeah, cuz I was I was like something's happening down there He's a get off. Yeah, I was just That story stress me out so much. I mean I love that your brother was such a brother

I love those like well you know, he was definitely through that magnum on my fucking shoulder. And I was like, oh, God. You're a unique guy, man. That you're such an innocent man. It's so fun. It's in a beautiful way. And when I say magnum, chill. When did you have your first, then you got a gruffin

where you had, you got, are you still, is that, do you, if you had sex with your gruffin now? Or, I don't know how. I don't know how these questions work. I don't know how these questions work. I don't know how these questions work. I'm curious. That's all. It's a fair question.

You can wait for a couple of minutes not running. My girlfriend and he's probably, you know, gearing her friend. Not too marriage. Oh yeah. Not just kidding. No, no, no, no. So you know the first time by growing a hung out in a, we were sitting, we were hanging out at the top of like my Holland,

or whatever and I kissed her on her forehead and she fucking laughed at me. That is weird because she was just like what the fuck like we're up here at the top of the Mountain like why don't you you're all yeah She's all okay, so thank you for that She's all okay. Thank you for that. She's a bell. Run, because I, because you know, it was funny, because she, she did something that went in with a fever.

She's all okay. I'm trying to be sure. Not what I was thinking. She, she, she, I put her head on my shoulder and I, and I put my arm around her and then I was just like, I just get through the forehead. And then she goes So it's just goes Ah!

It's so erotic It's so erotic Yeah, did you go back for seconds with the first girl that you had sex with? No, because I like you guys got after it for weeks No, you living the same apartment close No, I mean, yeah, but I was never hurt from her after that No That was a lot of fun for her. Yeah.

21. You know, much of that story stresses me out. Really? It's fantastic. I like that you kiss your girl on the forehead, y'all. She's straight up just started laughing. And I was like, oh, my heart sank. Because I was like, what did I do? Yeah. Like, man, you're just such a sweet guy. You wasn't even way. That's weird. The kids are going for it. Look at me. Do you think it's sweet? Yeah. It's weird such a sweet guy. You always, you always, you always, that's weird to kids grow up for that. Look at me. Do you think it's sweet? Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, fuck you. When a child has fever, you go, let me check it.

Mm. Yeah. All right, is that it, Chin? That's it. All right. All right, kids. I'm taking most of January off, but we are shop and friends are back January.

The crew. The crew. This has been fun. Are they fun? They're the great special guests. Last time we had Crystal Lea, we got another hard hitter. January, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June, June thing you'll be able to in February is Sacramento, California, February 24th through the 26th. Punchline Sacramento, California tickets at FATKZ.com. Also, if you enjoy this show, we finally launched our super cast. People go, I want you to go with Patreon, because better Patreon.

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The tickets will be up soon, I don't have the link yet, but they'll be up today. I look for it on my social media, Dragon's the Comedy February 19th, Las Vegas. We're doing a podcast, a conspiracy social podcast, which you can get on rock fin or on Mondays on anywhere you get podcasts. What's your biggest, baby?

It's called, you don't know. And that's fine. No, it just was announced today. But more importantly January 27th, I am doing something called, at bastards in Temecula. It all proceeds go to veterans, and it's being done by my wife. So it's bastards in Temecula,

and it is on the 27th, I'm doing one show only, and that is, I think it's for the brave, it's called for the brave, it's a foundation the foundation and we help veterans so all proceeds go there. It's cool. Yeah. You should be able to give your day to a funds this Vegas one. Yeah. February 25th and 26th the comedy club of Kansas City, Kansas City, Missouri. And I got some more dates that I got to add on there.

And then the Cheppel world is on thick boy channel. Yeah. World thick boy channel. Love his tight merch. And we also launched David Lucas' flatline, hosting show, Drops, Next Week. Yep. David Lucas coming over to think more.

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