The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 763: Mark Harley

Episode Date: January 13, 2022

Mark Harley fills in for Bryan while Bry expects his kiddo any moment now! The guys talk doctors going after Joe Rogan, Mark's teaching past, the new season of 90 Day Fiancé, Jay Pharoah's amazing impressions, a breakthrough surgery to give a man a pig heart, Drake's hot sauce in a condom controversy and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You guys good to go, Chan. Yeah, Chan. You dirty and he dirty, hey, do some not rocket. Brian finally got a wig and his teeth fix. Uh huh. And he's on TRT. Yeah, all that TRT.

Maybe a lot younger, dude. Maybe a little bit more than TRT. We don't know. Who knows? Dr. Prescription. You know, it's all been shot by Dr. Hey, I'm not judging. There are actually a lot of guys out there who do like,

like I'm on an anodrol. It's prescribed by Dr. Yeah, well, sounds good. Yeah, no doctors prescribed that shit. They will, like I'm on an anodrol. It's prescribed by a doctor. Yeah, well, sounds good. No doctor's prescribed that shit. They will, but I mean, there's no legitimate reason. Unless you have like, you know, fucking super low red blood cell kids, something like that.

Yeah, Brian is missing today, cause his baby is supposed to come any second now. Any second now. He thought it was gonna be last night, and then, you know, kids decided when they're to come out They do what they want to do so he's at cedar's just hanging out. Yeah, it's a long hang long hang like you just do C section Cuz then you don't have to you don't what if she don't want to do that she can do it

She gonna do it Well, it's so weird like you can do C section and then the kids here, man Why do people to not you can do C section and then the kids here, man Why do people not want to do C section? It the post that's got the post off the scar the post like the recovery's a beast. Yeah Think about that scars intense. Well think that they cut in your stomach like you're abs They got to take out like your organs and shit It's a major I didn't realize how major it was I saw my girl and and the doctor was like, unless you're ready for this,

don't look over the curtain, I'm like, yeah, say less. But then they left like a little, whole opening, little sneak peeks. And then you got to be a U of the bottom, I thought, oh my God, a major fucking, I mean, the most major. But your emotions are high, so you- They're not real, they're not.

So it's like this is a nightmare. Yeah, more of a nightmare? It's scary, man. Brian's going through it right now. But my thing is when girls, like they're in labor for like 40 hours or whatever, and they do the C-Second, it's like, you wasted all the fucking life.

Yeah. Because it's just knocked it out of the way. Right. And then doctors, then doctors will like, well, like older doctors, especially, like what's good for the babies come out natural through the vaginal wall, because there's like a mucus or something

that helps with their system or whatever it's healthy for the baby, shut up. Right, how much can it really be? I mean, what are the tests on that? Like, what is it percentage? And then also, you gotta worry about the kids' head coming out like a cone head because they guess who's saying?

That's true. And they got a test. That's why the skulls, like flexible, so they can get through the canal there. Yeah, well, who's talking about this reason where it's like a baby deer pops out within two hours it's prancing along. Babies are helpless because they have to go into their heads. Hey, yo, why do some of those babies have like the helmets on?

Is that shaped the head? Yeah, their heads disformed and like the, if you look at a skull there's like these lines in it. Yeah, that's for it to form So it can get you know, no question, you know, I don't know anything about Regnessy, yeah twice hopefully, man, hopefully like You know Loube. Oh, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, that's a good question I just I mean it's like yeah, you don't want to just go out because I know is a self lubricating instrument

But you know what? No, that's what I'm saying. You know what? That's a lot of loop. You know what? I didn't that's a lie I didn't I didn't see that part well, but she's she's assumed you see that she you know, but not for both of them right? Both of them. Oh, both of them. She wants to see such a bold. They're Monday. I guess you would know that I find myself fighting They're actually look over at cat be like I don't know It's the only woman Yeah, that's what saying you have big family. I would not trust anything that has been said so far about childbirth.

From your family? Yeah, based off of what I know. Hey, your youngest brother is what like? He is 11 turning 12. 11. How old is your mom when she had him? In her late 30s? Okay, not too bad. You're in the 40s, you're talking peanut butter falcon kids, you know what I mean? No, I heard that peanut butter falcon kids is because of old sperm, not old eggs.

No, it's all in the woman. Really? Yeah, I looked that up, Jim. It's all in the woman. Yeah, the odds of having a baby with downs, like I think it goes up significantly after 35. You start getting the 40s, think I love on the spectrum.

Yeah. That's why a lot of women will freeze their eggs when they're young. Yes, would you say, Kat? A lot of women will freeze eggs while they're in their 20s and 30s because. Yeah, I don't know a lot. Yeah.

Pay that rent. Chance, I'm child, Dancin, and Chris over time, the rest is about one to one hundred and what, 1200, you can see the age 25s is about one to one hundred and what twelve hundred Conceives at age twenty-five is about one in one hundred for one can seize that age forty one in one hundred Look at those odds one in one hundred. That's rough. So it's not the dudes Do you know any families that have gone through like multiple rounds of in vitro fertilization and it's like oh Having gotten it. It's like I mean, it's like ten thousand

Yeah, but also when you see celebrities, like, have you noticed like so many celebrities are a trend of having twins? That's in vitro. Yeah, yeah. Cause they want, they just want to get pregnant once and they want two kids, so they, they've, do that. Yeah, for the twins.

Twins, so they just have jolly red kids. It comes to mind. They, the, the in vitro, you can do it. Really? Sometimes that in vitro, like, it's not a not a science like they put all these eggs in there hoping Dice with it sometimes you get triplets sometimes It's not you'd be like octomom Never heard got the probably was saying dude her what her octomoms belly was insane with the fucking I didn't see it

Oh, no, I just I just know Bring up the mock, look at that belly. Didn't she do porn? I think there was something along those lines, yeah. I mean, that, I mean, that's insane. That's insane. That looks photoshop. That's photoshop. That's real.

That's real. Yeah. There's so many kids in there. Absolute alien babies. There's so many kids in there. Eight babies. South Island one gives birth to 10. It's not stupid. Do 10 kids? I many kids in there. Eight babies. South Island women gives birth to 10. It's not stupid.

Do 10 kids. I want kids with 10. 10. What's the most you want to have? I would love four. Minimum three. Forage cool. Forage manageable.

Four you don't have to buy a fucking van to get around in. Yeah, you can still use your ee, it's tough. Well tiger, but yeah Tiger can be fine. So I think kicking around the front if he's over 60 pounds, and you have a booster seat, and then you gotta turn off the airbag. See, that fucks up kids if they run the front is the airbags.

Yeah. That is what kills you. Who's the other good airbag? They're back on top of the fucking. You were in hip-hop, you were in hip-hop, an airbag? No, I'll put it on. Looks devastating. Oh, dude, I've been hit with an airbag.

It's fun. You've been hit with an airbag, yeah. Okay looks devastating. Oh, dude, I've been hit with an airbag. It's fun. You've been hit with an airbag. Yeah, okay. It's intense, dude. Yeah, it's okay. Cause airbag is like a bit, if you've heard like underneath a carpet, you know, the bottom of a carpet, it's a material. Oh my god.

And then it's hard to make the rubbish, you know, yeah, scratching, it's like, it's very rough. It's not like a soft material. And then like, it's a gas. It's not about the gas. It's not about it. No, dude, they're fucking, because I thought about this. I would've thought about it. No, dude, they're fucking intense. But it has to be instantaneous.

Anything less than this extreme acceleration to a full inflation, this wouldn't work. You can't, like, it has to be, boom! There goes Octomom, turn the porn after. Oh, John and Kate plus eight, that's the other couple. They had a divorce though. They done? They've been done. They don't been done. They've been done. She had I'm her shit to hear. It was like Johnny Kate. Yeah, and he was somewhat you some Asian, right?

Was he's Filipino? I think half Filipino. I'm not sure if he's a fucking cute. Yeah. They had, did she have a reality show? No, no, no, she just, they just, she had just kids and they did porn back in the day. Wait, 14 kids. 14 kids. She had more kids before the, Oh God, before the eight.

I didn't realize she had that many of those. The 40 from me, neither. It's me. It wasn't a baby daddy yet. He dipped out. He dipped out? I think so. And all eight of those kids.

She said, she said, I didn't wanna do porn. I've been celibate for I came to him in a year so it was cheap self pleasure video, which is still porn. I hit rock bottom. Oh, so she was in like railed, on like big black couch. Oh, she was just doing like masturbating.

She was playing with that. For eight times that I sold my soul to the devil. For eight times. This is before all that. The porn, part taken porn led to her doing stripping on stage. She stopped when her 10 year old daughter found out, uh, she's playing with a stripper high heels that I do it. Yeah. Yeah. That'll make you go, uh, that

I do. It's a nice story though, right? And I just couldn't do it. She picked up the high heels and I broke it. I mean, as long as she's good now, I think she's good. But baby daddy never, there's nothing on the homie. God, who leaves 10 kids? That's what I'm saying. That's fucking 200,000 followers. Oh, look on that. See what she's doing. Oh, look at this.

Oh. Wow, they're all older. I bet it's so fucking fun and that is so cute And it's just hitting me. They're all the same age obviously like I'm like all the kids in that fit They're not just like so much like far right where they're all the kids are sitting there. There's no That's the sweetest just a squad I know so fun. I'm gonna be dog. It's gonna be chaos in that house. It's gotta be.

But then I assume the other five are older, so they're gonna help out. She probably, cause the baby daddy and her house, you probably get a lot of help from the government, I would assume. If she has a job? Yeah, even if she has a job, yeah.

Really? There's a lot of stuff. I think single mothers can do. That's cool. Do you get help, yeah. Yeah, she's not a bad looking lady either. God, you have to be a real fucking maverick to hook up with her though.

Right? You have to be a real wild, wild, wild, wild, match with that on Tinder. Yeah. You're all, I got 14 kids. And I see you headed off, there's chemistry and you're the stepdad to 15 kids. 15 kids.

You just need to step up, dude. I wouldn't imagine she has a lot of dudes coming in and out of her life. Cause I see the, oh well, not now. Cause think about it, cause you got so many kids and it's like, if the kids, she don't want her kids to get attached to that easy probably. I don't assume, I don't know her, but.

Bro, two kids is a full-time kid. Yeah, 15. My sister got six. That's so many. That's so many. That's so many. I can't remember all of them. How did you do with guys? Because I just wanted to say there's this idea in the manosphere, like dating advice channels

are like, don't fuck with a single mom, like, or don't, you know, when she's serious. Yeah, unless you're really serious, like unless you want to take on that responsibility because there's so many pitfalls of like, you want to come into a place where you may have responsibility and know authority, like, you got to raise these kids. No, no, like, you wanna come into a place where you might have responsibility and know authority like you gotta raise these kids. No, no, yeah, yeah, no, I think she's a nut. You know, I think we talk here, and we rarely, rarely talk.

But she, I mean, same baby daddy and I. Oh, wow, he's great. She's a full-time mom. Yeah, you have, I mean, I, yeah. Cause you seem like a daycare, like, you weigh the pros and cons of daycare to, you having a job, it's like. That she works at a daycare. That makes, I mean, yeah. Cause you seem like a daycare, like you weigh the pros and cons of daycare to, you having a job. It's like, you're working, that makes sense.

Yeah, yeah. Cause then you're working to pay, it evens out. Like they, they nullify each other. Yeah. Let's say you're making 40 grand a year, 50 grand a year at Starbucks, you know, fuck your ass. That's how much the babysitting comes. Yeah.

She does get help from like the government and stuff like that. Yeah. Kyle, would you have stayed with your girl shed four kids? You ain't ready to be a stepdad dude. Yeah, you don't wear a beanie like that and be ready for a stepdad. What you did in a girl with four kids? No, I'm saying what he has a new girl. I'm saying would you have still signed up for shed five kids? Yeah, wow really I Could be a stepdad. Yeah't mind really should be a good dad You would be a bad shit. I know when I worked at the daycare run they love me

I mean a book's all the time is shit Yeah, I was good with kids and every time every time the every time the parents were jobs of all the kids You just run up to me cuz you could you do it Mark? Could you get with a girl if she had let's say two kids? You like kids, too, though. Yeah, I'm so sorry. And I work as a substitute. And a tutor and I know kids always like me, but here's the thing, I'm just gauging it off of like,

when I hang out with my decent nephew, I see how exhausting it is. You don't even mean like to do it for a time. He's like, I'm gonna play with these kids for an hour or whatever. He's such a beast, dude. But like a 24 hour responsibility where you're living with them, it's a lot

to make the right decision all the time. You're not parenting? You're not ready for it, huh? I mean, I wouldn't seek it out, like I know. And that's fair, because I was that dead sucked. Well, because of like, you know what, I was trapped from, from the, from the step down right now.

So that might step that hitch. Step step down, you little, step step that rough. She'll go up and roach. Most of my 20s, I worked with kids as a teacher, a, a, a, a teacher, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, and I remember actually used to be a substitute teacher all around LA, and I would just accept,

like they call you like, hey, do you want to do this age, this, that age, this school, whatever, you know, teach physics, teach math, whatever. Yeah. I wouldn't care. The only things I started to turn down were kindergarten. I went there once and realized, it's the hardest thing to do.

Yeah. Because you're stepping in this. Because if you get a class full of high school seniors, for example, you can be like, all right, watch the DVD, I'm taking a role, like we're chilling, you can talk to me, like, it's super relaxed. With kindergarten, you have to replace every single movement and schedule and mannerism of the head teacher, or it's chaos. I remember coming in and it was like, I'm just like reading the instructions and I'm like, all right, so we're doing a story time in the circle and some kid will be like, that's not how the teacher does it.

And like within 30 seconds, it's like a kid's crawling off their spot and like, crying and gloom. Yeah, like so I was like, oh my god, it's like, it's like, you know, kids, I feel like kids that you're Tigers that age, like they have to have like, yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's exactly how I'm like, yeah, you're Tigers that age, like they have to have like, that schedule of like, oh, yeah. It has to be exact. Yeah, this is the thing.

I bet like, every Sunday, he's probably like, cars. 100% cars, yeah. Yeah, he has to be a schedule. Kids need structure. I would just say though, that I experienced difficulty. So I don't, like, other people, I'm like, if you've never worked with kids, and you're like, oh my God, it would be so amazing

to be a dad, but like, have you ever like spent a day with kids before? Yeah. So, I know I would like it, and I would like the challenge of it, but the thing that sticks out in my mind is, you know, it is kind of like adopting kids, where I'd like to think, oh, go adopt kids. Yeah, you want your own flesh and blood.

You do want your own blood. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. And also, a statement that comes up is the responsibility without the authority. Unless the woman is willing to give you the authority to discipline them and make decisions. Which is, you know?

So are you gonna become an ATM to be paying for everything and the kids disrespect you and say, you're not my real dad. The best is on 90 day fiance. There's this dorky white guy. Uh-huh. Uber dork. Stick a little break from chatting with the boys,

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I'm like she runs with a rough crowd, man. She has like four kids. She has tattoos on her stomach, like rough looking, like this girl, I'm fuck around. Is it her? No, that's not her. That's not her. His wife's super bad, but that's not her.

It might be nine day fiance the other way, because he had to go to her country. And you find out like she's just kind of, she's not hustling them, but he's been paying for the kids and like send her money and stuff like that. Then he gets there and they finally hook up and she speaks, when I say zero English, I mean, fucking zero English.

Nope, that's the lesbian channel. She's the new provider, the ATM. I just talked about two. Yeah, so he gets there and they hook up on the the first night Yeah, and they're like well, how was it? He's like best night of my life Yeah, and then I asked her and she's like is whatever She's just like you know, you can tell she's like I'm just doing this to get money Oh, yeah, it's a different category And then she picks up his head he goes in in the bathroom, he's like, I'm gonna take a shower.

She's like, okay, and she has no idea what he says because she's not understanding English. And then she picks up his underwear and she's like, oh, who's worthy? Right, fuck. Yeah. And this is the recent season. Yeah.

But that's a lot of relationships. Oh yeah, so this guy got this girl. She's not a, she's a small person, but different. I don't know, like her legs are really messed up. They've been friends for years. And finally comes out there. And even he's like, listen man, we've been friends for like 13 years.

And he's like, now that I'm with her in person, he's like, I don't realize how much work it is. Yeah. Like, cause, oh, standard hotel, it's a nightmare for. Right. And then he has like, care everywhere. Yeah. I don't know, everything would be a, like, you can't everywhere. Yeah, I know everything would be a like you can't

get a drink or no. That's him. There we go. I know the other guy was like, 34 my ass. He said Uberdork. Oh, you're talking about fucking yellow bastard from Sin City. But so she has tats like on her stomach, like flies a brass. Then on the most recent episode, he was like trying to talk to about her exes and she's like, yeah, I dated a secario before.

Like that's my guy. Oh yeah, dude, she's like, she's like, wait, date what? A secario. Like a man in the cartel. Like that was her baby daddy. She's an alpha widow. Yeah man. I don't think he's dead. She's an alpha widow. Yeah, man.

No, I don't think he's dead. I mean, it's a term, it's a term people use like, if a girl's had like an alpha male in their past, it's like, left like, you're gonna be the dude who's like, always trying to fill his shoes. Feel that obviously. Yeah. Oh, I mean, yeah.

He's not feeling that sacchario. Oh, he looks like he's dressing up in a Halloween costume to be a dork. Yeah, you know, like he looks like he's like, do you like my work costume? He looks like yellow's dressing up in a Halloween costume to be a dork. Yeah, you know, like he looks like he's like Do you like my work costume? He looks like yellow bastard from Cincinnati. Oh, yeah Yellow bastard looks like he could fuck better than that guy though for sure. I agree 100% He was a panel while he's disgusting Disgusting. Oh my god. It's a great movie. But yeah, the dynamic there is a nightmare in the kids.

She's got like four kids. Four kids. And like he wants more kids. And then again, she doesn't speak English. So he doesn't know that when, oh, yes, she's Colombian. That when she had the four kids, she don't want more kids.

So she had her tubes like burnt. So she can never have kids. He doesn't know this yet. That just happened. I'm a burnt. Yeah, that's a bird. It has to be some kombin shit. That's fucking insane.

You fucked up a knot so we just singed it. Dude, and then this big, Dude, Ella, Holler Justin, this big girl, Boise Boo, this big girl Ella, she's obsessed with Asian dudes. So she got herself a little Asian twink here. Damn. And he lives in China, but because the COVID protocol

is stuff, it's tough for him to get over there. And then he has a kid named Stoney, and he doesn't want to leave the kid. He's the provider, so he's in good as job to get with this big bitch. But the thing is, the thing is, he's constantly trying to get around a diet. It's fantastic.

Oh really? And then he's talking to his mom, and she's like, well, that's constantly trying to get around a diet. It's fantastic. Oh really? And then he's talking to his mom and she's like, well that's Americans, they over eat. It's what they do. Oh interesting, yeah. They're like, and then she's like, you're gonna miss the food because over there,

they just eat junk. That's why your wife looks like that. Right. Yeah. And then his friend's like, aren't you worried when you guys hook up for the first time, she's gonna crush you? And they're not like making jokes.

They're like serious health concerns. Yeah. Like, has she been working out and stuff doing the diet? She tried working out, they showing the gym. She's like, I'm like a bet. She's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, playing at fitness and she's on the bench like doing like, leg extensions.

I'm like, but that's more than most. Some people sit at home still. She starts somewhere, yeah. I don't think that's losing weight. Not working. That's a stereotype that we don't usually see. It's like, we'll see the black dude with a big fat white girl.

Yeah, never seen the small age. You never seen the small age. Never seen the small age. Yeah. So wait, how did they pair them up? I don't know the show too well, B. They don't pair them up. They got, they connected online somehow

and then, you know, motions fly and fucking. They, there's a connection and they've been FaceTiming for fucking years and finally they have 90 days who come to America and he has 90 days to get married to a proposer. 90 days to hit it rock. But they have to hit it, they can opt out if they want. Yeah, yeah, you do. 52 and 24? No, no, no.

It looks like he's good looking in a shape. Is that Cal? I know, right? I was like, is that Brian? They got the same shirt. Yeah, but they can back out. It's good looking in a shape. Is that Cal? I know, right? I was like, this is a Brian. They got the same shirt. Yeah, but they can back out. It's not like a strict thing. They can, you know, they can be like,

oh, it's this guy's terrible. But this isn't like a, like a blind date type of thing. No, it's not like Meredith first sight. They can back out. Are there often age discrepancies like this? No, not in two and 24. Usually not this bad. They like each other, they fuck with each other?

I've never seen them. I don't know what fucking show that is. Uh. They might have been cut from this. They were hogging it, dog. Could you, well, a bad, a forward pastor and attic? Could you scroll up a little bit? In a strict conservative religious sect,

broke free from confinement in his marriage and he struggled to find his way for Austin. I was out getting all that young pussy together. Eventually found work as a model. They got models like that. E. Cotter, I, after he's featured in a fitness magazine, You know that young pussy. Yeah. Eventually found work as a model. They got models like that. E.Cott or I, after he's featuring a fitness magazine, her faithful DM lead in tense texts and relationship,

bonded by similar religious views. They fell in love, began to make plans, meet in person, despite a 28 year difference, Ben's friends, family, C. countless red flags. Yeah, I wanna know what those red flags are. They've never videocats. That's the answer to you. That's a red flags are. They've never videocats. That's the key.

That's a huge red flag. They've never videocat it. Got it. You can still get scammed on a video chat. This guy's probably against scammed. There's like something on the show. That's probably why they're not on the show. I've never seen them.

They're not on the show. I bet that was fake. Scroll up chin, because there's another great dynamic. It's my favorite one. Keep going, Chin. They're the fact-checking the Chinese dude, the cartel, but they're this black girl with big titties and then he's a millies.

That guy's super dorky and his girl's a fucking smoke show, but she's so jealous. It's a salamania. She's so bad. That's always weird. This my favorite. What is this? Kim who's 50 and then Soja boy,

who's 32 from Nigeria. That's Soja boy. Soja boy. Soja boy. This one is fantastic. How does Superfan want? Oh, dude, she goes to Nigeria. So she start off just as a superfan,

like it was fan club. She flies her like 10. Superfan of him. Yeah, huge fan. And so then I did scam. Yeah, so then finally they start like kidded off. So she flies out to his first like video like You know, you know what there's chicks and she's getting like all defensive and then his friend like his entourage Like he's trying to make it up. It was on trust As soon as she gets up playing like what's up super fan? She's all don't fucking call me super fan

I'm not a super fan like then what are you? Yeah, she's like I'm a friend like you're super fan Be it so what so she she's ice in her ankle is he a rapper? Like just musical artist music like reggae you know reggae. Okay. Okay. It's you know, it's what you listen to it. Yeah, is it good? It's it's not bad. You know, I don. Okay, okay. It's good, you know, it's whatever. Have you listened to it? Yeah. Is it good? It's not bad, you know, I don't know if he's gonna make it, but she probably not. How do you gauge African meat like, you know, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, my ankles because my feet swell when I fly and I don't want my ankles to be bigger than my titties or butt. So she's like shit, ice on her ankles. So then- What's she got off the plane?

Yeah, so then they meet up for the first time, she's like crying or whatever. But then he's like management, like it's up. They're trying to tell him like it's a bad look, dude. Like she's 50 and she's like attractive. Like people think you're gonna be with hot chicks. Yeah. So there's some huge artists in Africa. There's like some badass African artists who wants to collab with them. So he meets with her and she's like a dime piece. But he brings her old ass. And she's all, she's like, I'm just gonna leave.

Clearly you guys have chemistry. Wait, yeah, throw up. Yeah. How old is she? 50. That's such a weird thing. I mean, to jump in, you're like, this dude's a star in that year or whatever.

I mean, he's this young good looking and I mean, to jump in, you're like, this dude's a star and a year or whatever. I mean, he's this young, good looking and he's been known to any degree in it. You can tell, like, they've never met in person before and she gets there and they have, they're staying the same hotel, but he makes her stay in her own hotel room. So it's like, clearly, he's not into it.

But I've seen that a few times with this, like, the young, good looking African dude and like oh Yeah, you see what's going on. Yeah, he's just trying to He's trying to get that green cup. Yeah, that's what's happening. It's he clear as day as soon as he gets He's gonna piece the fuck out and try and get an empty Yeah, but the uh Hopefully he makes it man. Do you imagine that your mom though? Imagine your mom's and you'd be like I telling you. I'm headed to fucking Tanzania. Please don't.

To be in the, to watch my man in a rap video, like, well, mom, what? You don't do it. Yeah, but there be no, get it. And your mom's 50 and she's like, Iced and her ankle. I wanna see this artist he's trying to collab with. Oh, she's bad.

She's bad. Hmm, she's pretty famous out there too. And she's Nigerian, Nigerian musician as well. Yeah, graduated from fan to potential girlfriend. Like she's on like a, he's trying to figure out if there's potential there. Yeah. Drake once said, I never gonna track the fans

because the eager beaver could be the next second. Oh, okay. I remember that one. And he's done this before. This is his second one. Oh, he's been on this show now before. Oh, he had another. Oh, he had another card.

Yeah, for sure. You sure that woman 50? That was his first one and she has to be a little little in 50 out there. But that didn't work out for obvious reasons. Thanks, we got married though. That was his first one, damn. We got married in Africa though.

Didn't come back here. Also, soldier boy, should we change the name of your dream? Like you were kind of all set here dude As far as the yeah, it's like me like what's your state name Chris Brown? We have one We got an optimization Not the best Yes shows fascinating though What was that show he's

Scared me I was like wait, I know right my speaking English He's like what shows Yep, we fight I able to like, yeah, we fight, we fight, we have dementia. Wait, what show are you on? I'll keep it on the phone with the kid. I have to go back through it. I'll bring it back up, Chan, we'll edit this. You go, go through the whole thing again. Turns out D3 football, CTE, it's right over there. It got you.

It doesn't matter, level of play. Do you have fun last night, Mark? That was an amazing show and I wanted to. Good show in LA, man. Dude. And fucking. You didn't go to the last British ovens? No, because I was I'm still sick kind of, you know, but like back then I was like just getting it. But last night. Last night it was followed. Okay, yeah. Any letterman. Couple comics to open. H. Shit. And I was like actually sitting in the room like Oh, this might be a not good because it's tough It's tough like those developmental spots like those comics and I they don't have a ton of stage time

And then you got a cold open and then people are clearly out there to see them They live for Jim Gaffer. Yeah, it doesn't It doesn't work in the high enough. So it's an away game to the floor. Yeah, yeah, Brendan Oh, sorry any letterman Brian monarch David Spade Jim Gaffigan and you followed them. Yep, oh sorry, Annie Letterman, Brian Monarch, David Spade, Jim Gaffigan, and you followed them. Yep, all right, Darnell Rawlings, J.F.A. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, one to say, you followed David Spade and Jim Gaffigan, which is a tough spot.

You cannot and crushed it. Oh, thank you, sir. Yeah. And that was fun. It was a fucking phenomenal lineup. Like David Spade, well, first of all, how great is David? What am I favorite?

He's amazing. And all those jokes, he's like, he just speaks the whole time like this. And just, yeah. And he's like, whatever. Yeah, so, it's literally like, you just go up there talking. Yeah, I missed it. That's what I mean.

The show, the lights out show and uncomfortable stuff. No, I love that. I'll commit it. I'll tell you what, I like, for the, I don't get rid of that. It was so good. It was killing it. Yeah.

It was, and for common sense. You did it, you did it. I did four times. Yeah. Yeah, I love that fucking comics. You did it, you did it. I did it four times. Yeah. Yeah, I love that fucking show. And when I do that show, like you see David Span off to the onset of that live, you guys start there and best friends with fucking Chris Farley

and Sandler and stuff like that, you assume he's talented. Then when you go on that show and you see like the monologue yes do, just like the improv yes do with the kind of the panel of comics Yeah, and I'm ever seen there watching like holy fuck usually I'll watch stuff and I'll be I could do this I watch only I can't do that. I remember so So town yeah, you don't realize how to out these three seem impression like holy we're talking about someone the That's our night live. Yeah, we're talking about Martin short

Yeah, you never talk about how like he's yeah, you and I were talking about how he's just- Ooh, quickly. Fucking another one of those guys. Improv. Fucking monster. Yeah, monster. Yeah, that was a phenomenal show. And then Gaffigan, do my favorites.

It's amazing what, I mean, we're talking about this before, but like he takes an anecdote from, and I want to give away his material I'm not going through, but like- He just talks about like regular mundane shit that nobody's- Bells for 30 minutes. Or like standing in line, just, you're like holy fuck. And I'm like, and I'm like, I wonder what he's,

because I saw that he was performing like he had an hour. I don't know if he did a full like 55 minutes or whatever, but he was up there for a while. Did he close it out? No. No. He had to run to him out right after 20 minutes. Oh, sorry, you went yo.

So I say like, if one of the first comics came out after Jim Gaffigan did, it would have been like, yeah, nice. Super. Yeah, yeah. Brandy kept up the energy. He's such a, and Jay Farah is a, I've never seen Jay Farah before.

He's a hot skater. Yeah, he's dude. He's so day before. He's because you never see him. Man, he's a fan. He's all his, you know, he's doing a bomb or whatever. So it's like, oh, there we go. He's doing this low energy. He's got more. Yeah, he does, you know, he's doing a bomb or whatever. So it's like, oh, here we go. He's doing this low energy.

He does a lot of, but you never see him do like he's fast paced. It's like he was like, I stayed up a top to watching. I'm seeing him. I was like, I text you. I'm like, dude, J Ferro's energy is not. Yeah, he comes out. He also did you see his Biden? No.

Okay, because he did it towards the end. I think I, you let me for this, but his Biden is just accurate. I've never seen anyone would do Biden on SNL, but it's like you're just kind of like, they'll do the jokes of like, oh, he's forgetful or kind of like, but he does Biden's actual voice. He doesn't mean that he, David says actual voice. Like his, his, like, I was closing my eyes during his impressions and, Oh, yeah, I do that same shit with people that are yeah my My is with Biden

I think it was even better. He's refined itself. His Kevin Hart impression is insane. It's Jay-Z Yeah, close your eyes for his camera pressure. It's is accurate. And his accurate Trump impression. His Trumps get there. His Trumps get there. He's good. He's not accurate. Because I'm always like, you can do like a caricature of him and kind of like do it over the top. But he does, he's, he just has the accurate.

I think people get it twisted because they think he's just going to do impressions the right time. He works it in. He works it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, yo, what's up, man? Better than I, better than I, better than I, better than I, better than I, better than I, better than yeah, what's up man? I did it. I better know his his He's like you wasn't like yeah better now. What you talking about? I'm sexy. Yeah, literally like do the top one Yeah

Because he's relaxed here all these clips like you Samus Chris rock holy fuck fuck Even the fingers he's got. Oh, shit. He has Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy. I got a hearsay. He was Kevin Hart. C. Farbury's mustache is legendary.

If you know what first I was saying, he's a man. Oh, my. That's my question. Actually, if he can't, we ask it. He doesn't't oh my god He gets all the loom that's that siren I live fucking talent man I Do that fucking insane so talented yeah, I stayed to watch it. I've got nursing stand up. He's a yeah I mean he was like non-stop that's a very fast-paced energy. We should get him on here

I know so much fucking fun. Yeah, I reach out to him. He's so good Yeah, I was saying like David Spade Spade, I'd seen him before, I sounded to all new jokes, so it was really cool to like, and every, like he tells real stories, like, you know, like he just seems like he's talking about, like stuff that's happened to him recently. It's weird, because you see some sort of like, I was like, the old school alumni go out there

and they'll eat dick. Yeah, I'm saying quite a few of you when we do, like, usually it's tough, like, they don't do well. No, that's the thing quite a few of you do. Hard. Like usually it's tough. Like they are. A lot of them don't do well. Yeah. That's what's impressive about David Spade. Like his, like he's been doing it for.

Yeah, he keeps it. I'm always impressed with guys that they've been doing it for so fucking long. Yeah. But can still go out there and crush like they've been doing it for decades. And you know, I was like,

I'm like a fucking annihilate. He admits he goes like, oh, these guys, but I do stand up for the art. He's like, mate, then you're in it for the pussy. Why do it for the artist. You know what I was actually on the art? He's such a monster.

Yeah. Shots out to Dave's page. So that was a great night. And then I got the call from you guys to come fill in for Brian today. And I turn on my car and I hear a bing on the Prius. Catalytic converter guts.

Oh, shit. The worst part of it all is my mom, when I was out in Rhode Island visiting my brother, and she's like, Mark, make sure as soon as you get home, get a protector for the catalytic converter. I've been reading a lot about, they're stealing them in Los Angeles. And you think it's like, oh, okay, mom, yeah.

Yeah, it's not gonna happen. No one can jack your breath. Oh, no, Prius, oh, okay, mom, yeah. That's not what you're gonna have to do. You don't wanna get jacked, bro. On a free is? Yeah, I, yeah, and I call them in the weather. He's like, it's not even worth anything like from a free is like, but I guess it is actually an epidemic. People are going around, I woke up, or sorry, I, I turn around and I hear that and then I looked to my windshield

and like the cops had left their car on there. Cause I guess somebody like must have seen it in the middle of the night and called in. Cause it was like, hey, call this to like report, you know, the cops. The cops might get all in. Yeah, we're going to find it. We're going to find it a lot of leads. Yeah.

We're so concerned. We got you, dog. Man, we get the whole squad on the case. Yeah, where are you parking when? It was actually in the, no, it was in terminox on the case. Yeah, weren't you parked in where, nor was it? It was actually in the, no, it was in terminox on the street. So, you know, fucking, I guess that's the thing. Like if it's, if it's, it's in a lot of cars or whatever,

like there must be people who just go up and down and like just look under, three in the morning. Yeah, fuck. Crazy though. So were you able to drive here? Yeah, I put in the noise cancelling headphones. It's just a bug. I'm sorry, it's so loud.

It's so loud. Sounds like race car now. Oh, I mean, it sounds like a loud motorcycle. See? Hey. Like, it's just, are those things, are those parts expensive? I guess I'll be like 500 bucks to replace

or something like that. We go, okay, who's stealing all the catalog of converters four months ago? How long does it take a person to do it? 500 bucks to replace or something like that we go. Okay. Who's stealing all the catalog of converters four months ago How long does it take a person to do it right quick man? And how much are they getting for them? Yeah, like what? There's the middle of the day. Yeah broad daylight. I mean, but if you're working on a car You're not a soon-to-go. I'm gonna have a video up there. That's what this one? Yeah. I was just holding. That's the catalytic converters.

It's off the shirts these days. That's why now we're here. The restaurant is admitting my mom was right, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like all the things that they act concerned about and like tell you like, you gotta go check this. I make sure you do this. That's just how I protect it.

Yeah, you have to get it, like, she was telling me to go get something welded. Now it. Oh, but she was telling me to go get something welded. Oh, but you're showing on there, Jim skipped it, but it was showing on there that Priuses are like one of the number one. Oh, okay, so it is. That's the more valuable than gold. The chance is real and way up.

I'd be surprised to be the host somebody in your neighborhood who's had their drinks. This guy, look at that Toyota Priuses, 263 thefts. I became a So it seems like on older cars No, the prices aren't no no, I'm like we'll just like somewhat of an older No, the elements are no two. I think it's where they can get their hands on a cat like converter I mean, so what are you gonna just drive it around like that?

Yeah, go take it to the really I mean, so what are you gonna just drive around like that? I'm gonna go take it to the really fucking Let's just go shit Cuz you know, I like, no he can't do that Oh god, it's just gonna annoy me Yeah Like $2,000?

Like okay Yeah, I talked to the guy he was like If you bring it to the dealership, it's $2,000 But they like do it, you know, with some other I don't know what the difference You don't want to be that, because the hours for the labor is so high a dealership. Yeah, so I'm definitely not going to pay, you know,

$2.00. It's not a warranty, I assume. Yeah, how much is it worth? It's just $2.00. Yeah, $2.00. Well, no, that's for his cost. Kind of. It's saying the recent scrap price for, what year's yours?

Well, you're saying, Mark. 2006. So, $2.00, yeah, $2.00, yeah,'s that, Mark? 2006. So, 2006, yeah, I lose kind of a thousand bucks for that. Make sense? Jack, can I have your car? So it sounds like a fucking old school like. Yeah, I mean, I was at noise-cancelling headphones in, and it was still like, oh, yeah.

Damn. Sometimes it ends and it shuts off because it's like, you're driving and it turns electric, but as you're driving it because it's like, you're driving it turns electric, but as you're driving it, it's like, broom, broom, broom, broom, couldn't you hit a mode where it's all electric? After a certain point, yeah, but to accelerate, I think it uses the engine pretty much always,

and I want you to get to a certain speed. You got it, got it, I just can't believe it. You got it, got it. And your mom would, when did she tell you? She was like, you have to put a cage on it or something like that. She was like, as soon as you get there, it's gonna be. And she told you she got the car.

Yes. I mean, the roughest part is like, she was a hundred percent. I know, right? And I didn't know, I mean, like, I just, I was like, are you talking, but I guess it is a priestly. Yeah, because your mom's saying like, mom's saying a lot of shit. Yeah, exactly.

You know what I'm saying? Exactly. Okay, there we go. Had a little convertal lock. Yeah, but leave it. That's a little hard. It's hard to work. But you're gonna need to get one of those

for gonna keep parking on the street. I know. Well, yeah. It's gonna happen again. Yeah, oh for sure. No, I'm definitely not gonna like get it. It'll be like, oh, Mark, you didn't think we would come back? You didn't think we'd come back?

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So they found a genetically modified pig heart to put in him. He- A GMPH? Yes, exactly. He went through the surgery successfully, but now they're in the waiting period to see if it sticks, if his body accepts it or not. You like it? He has a modified pig heart in his body.

Yeah, I saw this yesterday. This poor guy, man. I want to have the opposite of what you call him like, all right, good news, bad news. Good news, found your heart. It's like, oh my god, it's fantastic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bad news is from a pig. And it's never worked on anybody else, but we give it a go.

Holy fuck. This was his very first of it. This is the first of it, of this? I don't know if this is the first of it, but they did say that this is the first time it's been successful so far with like, he hasn't died yet. So that is a success in of itself. He says my last choice.

Yeah, it was in the internet. He was in the internet. Yeah, my soul gave it a go. And pigs hearts are the same sizes of ours. It's genetically modified, so I'm not sure what they've done to it. Might be bigger, might be a little smaller. There's actually similar size,

so that's why they use the pig hearts. We said, should a heart from the genetically modified animal can work inside a human body without immediate rejection. Jesus Christ. I bet he goes vegan. 100%. I would. Do you guys see that show the nickerbocker?

Uh-oh. Like, Chronicles this guy who like, I guess revolutionized a lot of surgical techniques at whatever, I'm not gonna take a guess at how long ago was it, but like they show how somebody would be in a car accident or something or some sort of emergency situation and they would you and they just practice on people who are about to die.

Like you know what I mean? Like they'd be like, all right, we need to search like you have to try the technique right now. What's the dude? That's terrible. That's terrible. It's called Digger Bacher. Yeah, it was on HBO I think,

but the dude is also addicted to cocaine and shit like that. And they're trying to save the people. Yeah, Clive Owen was, he played the doctor. And so, because like, how are you gonna practice these techniques except, you know, like someone who's like, how both of you come in and like, the main thing is like, when you cut somebody open,

like so much blood is pouring out. Like you have like 30 seconds to like, you know, stop this bleeding. Interesting. Yes. Chief Sir, the Nicarbocker hospital, it was really like a cinemax baby. Um, interesting. Yeah. Yeah. It was really like a cinimax, baby. But I think they played on-

Was it like the show Doogie Houser? Not at all. No. It's super dark. It's like everything is like they open up and they show them like- Probably not a high success rate too, because it's the only one way to find out. Right. You have to like rely on people being accidentally-

I don't want to be like, they're gonna die anyway. They're like, oh they're gonna die anyway. I mean like somebody's bleeding out and they're like, hell, dude. Yeah, so, but like you still have to, you have to cut somebody, I mean think about modern surgery, like, like you're cutting open a body. It's insane.

Without all these other things in place that you're monitoring and techniques to stop the bleeding and you know, monitoring blood pressure and anesthesia, oh, you're also like, I know, it's a anesthesia, like you're just cutting into somebody's stomach, you know. Oh, God. What else can I do? Shout out to that pig though.

We've come a long way, in other words. So there's a wild rumor about Drake, I'll come up with something. This is insane, do we know if it's true? We, it's not confirmed. Right now. Also, this makes you love Drake even more. Yeah. Did you see his post on Instagram?

No, the caption. He said some kind of like, his Drake throws a lot of like, sneak this thing down. Yeah, a lot of stuff. His recent post is something like, it's something like, you can have your 15 minutes of fame. I'll take the whole... I'll take the high sauce.

Right here, no. I'll take the other 23 hours and 45 minutes. So this rumor is that he hooked up consensually with an Instagram model. We do not know who the Instagram model is. And after they finish having sex, he went to the restroom and tried to dispose of the condom. And she later goes into the restroom after he leaves.

She takes it out of the trash can and tries to put it into herself. Seaman. Yeah, his seaman in order to get pregnant, but she suddenly feels a burning sensation. She starts screaming. He runs in, says, what's wrong? And she says, like, what was wrong?

We were like, what's wrong? It's that he allegedly put hot sauce into the condom to kill sperm. Tight move, dude. Like after the fact that when they're for sure, I mean, it's hard to get a girlfriend. Do we know for sure Hot Sauce kill sperm? I know, it seems more like

you're doing it into this business. Yeah, smart, I mean, have to, it's the way you have to. Have to. That is nuts. That's right, yeah, here, raw dog. I love how she was like, I'm gonna sue him. It's like over what?

Over what? You can still just sit back in your body. And try to get pregnant. Yeah, that was your fucking choice. Oh All those are fake. Yeah As much you type in hot sauce does hot sauce kill sperm? It's all drink I never heard of it before yeah, I have to assume it would be to catch her like that. Yeah, you know what I mean to be right But drink this roll around with hot sauce like that. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of Tik-Kop videos now of people pretending

to go to the club and then putting hot sauce on the floor. It's cool that he hasn't come out in the night. He's like, even if it isn't true, he's just gonna look at that little room. Clay Bears' little weight concerns sperm can only live for a max of 15 to 30 minutes outside the human body. Yeah, but if they just got done, that would be... Yeah, the shoe goes right to the red. Hot sauce to kill sperm is probably one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard.

Did everyone know Hot Sauce's kill sperm, or did I miss that insect's education? You know, Google search engine exploit, I agree. Did we know if it works? I don't think so. But Hot Sauce to catch the girl. Yeah, that's right. It does work. I don't think so. But hot sauce to catch the girl. Yeah, that's great. That's great. You know what's up.

Hmm. You think a doctor would come out just for the views on something. Yeah, say something. I'm sure someone at this point will. What'd you say? Somebody will come out like a video. I will hope so. I will hope so.

And you also have to imagine that some portion of girls that he hooks up with are going to do that. Yeah. 100% yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's great. He's great. He's great. And he had to think about how to happen before with that stripper do that. Yeah. 100% yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a great set. He's a great. Any thing about he had to happen before

with that stripper in France? Yeah. Cute kid. So a very good thing came out of it. Wait, is that what she did? No. Oh, I know, this is a good one. You're all done, right?

You're not getting rid of it. Yeah, he's tied to the... Oh yeah, she's like, yeah, I'm keeping Drake's family. Yeah, you're getting a payment every month. Like, just set. Just chillin'. These holes are great. Cute kid, man. Yeah, you're gonna payment every month, like just set. Just chillin'. These hoes are great. Cute kid.

No, cute kid. Got a fuckin' hot sauce in it. What a legend. Like, even if he didn't do it. Can you imagine, like, he's like, I'm gonna go to the bathroom, he walks in there and then he's fuckin' to mask. He's all, all right man?

Just have that rumor circulating. What a deterrent for any other girl in the future. I'll make you a legend. Yeah, so when I didn't think I could love him anymore. He'll just be leaving the condom side now, he's like, what a power. Go away! There might be hot sauce on the gimbal.

Yeah. Also, if this is all true, how did she not see that the fucking condom was orange or red? Yeah. That's what I was thinking about. I'm like, wouldn't you be able to... The hot sauce color. Yeah, you better smell hot sauce.

It's not the same color as... Maybe we just put like a little drip in, you know? Yeah. Just a little bit good in that shape. You've got hot sauce or like a pepper in your eye. Yeah. On a ear, a membrane. Dude, I got pepper in my yesterday.

It's cooking steak and got fucking pepper in my eye. Yeah. It takes a disaster. Oh, man, did you see it? It had it up the... Cool. Also, that's what you get. That's what you get.

That's it. Yeah. Imagine putting hot sauce in your pee pee hole. Right. Yeah. Same thing. Same fucking thing. Nightmare. Watch your hands. Drake's a legend. Why not just flesh it down?

I know, you're not supposed to flesh it, but why not just flesh it down? He's testing these hoses. I know. I wouldn't risk that. I wouldn't risk it. I wouldn't risk it down. I wouldn't risk it down.

I bet he's dealt with this so many times. He was like, fuck this man. Make sure you leave, and I leave in a tree told us handler make sure you leave hot sauce in the bathroom Yeah, we just flush it down. We don't know what we're dealing with be if we if we do the hot sauce thing We're gonna realize she's a fucking scamming ho yeah, yeah, it's a way to test like you know You get to come back for around to how awkward that must be I know know, I'm like, because you think she'd play it cool face and she's all sweating. He's all, okay. He's like, I'm fine.

I'm happy. He's like, where are you sweating, she's all, I'm fine. I don't know. It would be such severe level. Too fucking bubbling over pain. Unless she just, unless she's just a fucking beast.

Yeah. She should just fucking straight face them like, nothing here. Yeah. I'm gonna get going. Yeah, right. She should just let it go. You, I don't think you'd be able to behave,

even if you didn't acknowledge it, you acted cool, something would shift. You know what I mean? I'm like, you might not have used that. And also I assume you would take you, it's like even if you could piece together what happened, like you just doing that, and then like your immediate reaction,

you wouldn't think, oh, Drake must have put hot sauce in the condom, you know, so you would have to like, work through like your immediate reaction, it would probably be to scream. And then realize what happened, and then try to be like, oh, nothing. In her original post, though, she gave out, like, is shit, seven inches, curty.

The details of the post, it was like, it was like, literally, Drake had been sucking on them titties before moving over to the bathroom. Yeah. We don't know who the model is no Apparently this was a tip that was sent in 3gms on a anonymous like gossip blog Very valid source Godder one for the one really good guy. Yeah, what a legend. Yeah

One for the good guy. Yeah. What a legend. Yeah. Yeah, the only thing suspect is, yeah, the description. Yeah. It was like, yeah, then after done sucking on them titties. But she can make some of that happen if she went and got the condom and dumped it in her. It happens all the time.

Really? Yeah, all the time. Yeah, they put it on, he has a lyric about it. Scroll down, Jen. And like, girls, you has a girl poke holes. No, he talks about throwing magnums away. We're talking a girl that like, Gold mellus flushed the magnums

just so they not collect him. My specimens damn, he wraps. He wraps. Spesimins. What a baller move. I'm never expecting. Spesimins all over her face. What a move. Yeah, you can be mad at him for one to do that I kind of protect himself

Fuck it. Yeah, apparently she said he was very upfront like she was there for like 10 minutes And he's like you don't do one of sex. Yeah, she's like a gas Why yeah time is money, baby? My house, you know if you're a drink though. I mean if you're jade's like I guess you could you know Alright, we doing this one out 100% I guess you should do. Yeah, if you're a drink though, I mean if your Jets like I guess you could you know, it's better All right, we doing this for not 100% I guess shit to do. Yeah, if you're not down. There's the hundred other literally a hundred Within a block that's I asked to move yeah, I got you down. I should we just you want to leave her. Yeah, what else you got? What a legend though Get over it. So I mean I didn't say so I remember This a quick thing about Drake,

a friend of mine's ex, like, she was actually really like the really hot, light-sing girl, super obsessed with Drake, went up to him at like a club in Hollywood, like a sushi place, whatever, like Katana or some place nice. And he was just, she was so desperate to like, fuck him and meet him whatever she went up with, like whisper to him, so you're like,

all sex at the end of the night. And he looks at her and goes goes get the fuck away from my table right now. I'm gonna have you removed Like I got reported back to my friend who like I broken up with her cuz like she was with like that Brace don't break your heart. Oh my god That makes sense so because he's not trusting that and he's a dinner too. It was like he sheet like She was hot, you know like super hot, but like for him though, it's like. Right, no, no, shit. Yeah, you don't realize it's like, I'm friends.

He's probably like, you know, you want some shit. And he was like, he was, I'm apparently, he was like polite, but he was like, yeah, he's out of, he's out. I don't need this shit. But can you imagine that's your ex? And your buddy's like, did you hear what fucking Mary did to Drake? Yeah, it happened. Yeah. Apparently she's fallen. Yeah. There's so much sushi. Wisper is the ear. I'll fuck you

right now. Yeah. Shotter down. Yeah. I mean, Mary did that. My Mary. Mary did try fucking Drake and got denied. But that makes sense. We're hit of say, say that to a girl like that. Dude, he's operating at such a high level, like for him to hook up with some random crazy. You're just not worth it. That's not what I'm talking about. Because you're approaching like that. And he has a team that helps him out

with the filters these girls, like there's all, and they move different, man. Yeah. It's this chair. Yeah, he has like his lawyer on site, then. Yeah, I'm sure. What are you? So two LAPD officers were arrested because they ignored a...

Is this real? Yes, this is like real. A snore-lax? Yeah, two LAPD officers ignored a robbery in progress in order to go catch a snore-lax on Pokemon Go. And then they're quoted, I just want to chase this mystical creature. Yeah, so they had denied it because they had a conversation whether they should go and figure out

what's happening with us robbery and progress or to catch the snorlax. And on their body camera, film them having this conversation of deciding not to go to the robbery and progress. They then proceed to drive in the car for about 20 minutes around the block to get the snorlax. Yeah, we're like, you're walking around. And this is why you don't want to be fun, please.

You want to put more resources in so you don't have these idiots playing Pokemon. Let's do it. They're probably trying to find your cat like converter. That's why they left their car. That's why they left their car. That's why they left their car. That's why they left their car. They're like, hey, dude, do you hear about that cat like conversing?

Who cares about that? Yeah. He's a cruise man. He's a cruise man. That's why they left their car. That's why they left their car. They're cars, they're cars. He was like, hey, dude, do you hear about that, Cali Converter? He's like, who cares about that? Dude, we're so close cats in Snorlax. Dude, just put a car down. Throw a guard down, open.

We're on a due A. We'll get you next time, though. Hey, next time, we'll leave our car. We got to stake him out and just see how he moves. And is that Snorlaxlax like tough to find or what on pokemon go i think it is but it's it's the big fat pokemon that doesn't move i don't know that was to do you like who still plays pokemon go now how about

how about this how about the captions here uh... after uh... michael apparently caught the snorlax exclaiming got them uh... uh... when the when their car stopped again, they were recording saying, don't run away, don't run away. While Lanzo described how he buried it in ultra-bald, and then he said, got him.

And then Mitchell, the other cop goes, still trying to catch it. Holy crap, man, this thing is fighting the crap out of me. Eventually Mitchell exclaimed, holy crap, finally. These guys can be so jealous. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. They then, they returned to 7-Eleven and he said, I got you a new Pokemon today, dude.

Yeah. Wow. This is a Snorlax. This is what they were trying to get. Oh, it sleeps, right? Yeah, it sleeps all there. And also, who still plays Pokemon Go? That's what I was just saying. I'm like, I don't know anyone that fucking... Yeah, I sleeps all day. And also who still plays Pokemon go? That's what that's what I was just saying.

I'm like I don't know anyone that fucking yeah, I was in there like that 2016. Yeah, scroll up, Chin. Yeah, because I love this what they put here keep going. So this is a shout of barstown who wrote this because here's some context for those of you who have had sex and aren't too familiar. So those of you who have had sex and aren't too familiar, what the fuck? Don't worry about it. I went ahead and did the research, cornda bold bugard in, which seems to be authority on Pokemon information.

It was the first result on Google. These are the two characters captured by the officers Mitchell Lanzo. Luzano. And there's Snorlax. He's a big fat. He put it here at best, basically a cat. It's basically a cat that doesn't move.

Weird. And he up there, the cat like converted. He put it here best basically a cat. It's basically a cat that doesn't move Weird Any update on cat like converter day. I know right. Yeah, LAPD Any updates on the The Russian cats the Siberian oh got him again. I got him nice. How do they look in person? We we pick him up Valentine's day. Okay cool. Yeah, the only cats five weeks old and the others 12 or 14 weeks. It's older, it's bigger. Yeah. One of the cats looks like Mark. It does.

I have the same hair long hair. They have long hair on the front, short on the back. And they're apparently online that they're only actual, not like the hyper allergenic cats. Yeah. Like straight up, hyper-analogational. I was reading that they're like, they have like a measurement of like the amount

of dandruff and tissues. And that's why we got them. But I was telling Kat and I was telling Brian this and Chappelle earlier on the, I think on Monday, do those cat breeders and dog breeders are out of their fucking mind. They don't want cells to,

to kittens because my son's under five years old. Yeah. I was like, excuse me, you sell cats. Yeah. Are you very strategic about what the guy is doing? My lifestyle. These cats want to fucking lottery, come. Yeah. No, it's everything, because I would assume,

now, I have had issues. If a kid has never played with a cat, you have to teach him, you don't grab the tail, but it takes two seconds to say, here's what your kid is, he's not gonna love it. It's not like that. Yeah, it's not like that. Well, I'm saying, I can what your kids, you're gonna love it, right? It's not like that. It's not like that.

Well, I'm saying, I can understand where she's coming from as far as like, eliminating all risk, but all you have to do is a parent is just sit him down and say, this is how you put the cat. Dude, I have to tell her like, the type of person I like,

kids are how good kids are, send her pictures of the kids. Yeah. I was like, what the, and then I had him like, you fuck idiot. What the, give us the fucking cats. How about that? And then you were like a topping. And I was about in my girl, I'm like, why and then I had my head like you fuck idiot. I mean what the fuck give us the fucking cats I'm like they treat it and if you're like a

And I was about my girl like why would you tell me of kids like fuck them? They don't need this information And also I went hey mark I would hey mark I'm gonna cash happy money Say you don't have kids buy these fucking cats drop them off on my house. I was also that I had to fire it up I was gonna be like excuse me. Yes. I'm a wealthy home In Tarzan out there could be Exactly. Yeah, so yeah, so yeah, I'm gonna fucking know That's what I was actually totally ready to do that that would have been hilarious They treated like you're about to adopt a child. Yes. Yeah now

It's good that they do some background screening But the blanket rule of no kids doesn't make sense to me because it's like you should be the chair We never saw cats and they made an exception for us. So we got one kitten the one cat who's a tad older Yeah, but but these cat the breed is really well-behaved I think you guys are gonna like they're like supposed to be lap cats. Yeah, they're based on dogs like they want attention Yeah, I suppose that you know most cats are fucking sociopath They want to be on their own. Yeah, it actually got a cat to sit in your lap.

It's pretty rare. Let's sleep with my kid. What else you got? The process was exhausting. Sue, an influencer recently went online and said that she found an air tag in her bag after a night out. She found out that someone actually dropped it in her bag while she was, I believe, out at dinner or a bar and as she was walking home.

Just a tracker? Yeah, to track her and figure out where she lived. She posted it online and a lot of people ended up commenting that this is a new way for people to track cars. They put it on the car? Yeah, they added it on the car. Why does Apple make track? Yeah, first of all.

It's supposed to help track items like your phone, your wallet, they have little things like that, your cat, yes, some people will put it on their pets. And it's just hooked up to the, find my phone app so you can locate where it's at. And this is how people are tracking out the phone. Put this on my fucking kids. It says, so Nader, she's also a baddie,

830,000 Instagram shots. She's on sports illustrated as well. Let's see what you think. Yeah, yeah Nader, she's obviously a baddy, 830,000 in scrambles. She's on sports illustrated as well. Let's see what you're talking about. Yeah, it's easy, it was. Let's see if we drop a track. Because those probably aren't, they're not cheap, I assume. So you're not cheap at the same time, they're not the most expensive thing. Yeah.

But this guy was gonna track it, I hope we like run into it. Okay, she's a bonafide dime piece. Yeah, okay. Yeah, because you're not just throwing, you're not gonna throw it back or long Yeah, she's a bona fide baddie I get it But also the guy what are you doing? She also looks like she's married as well, so But you can't trace that back to who dropped it in no your bag oh she's super because You can't trace that back to who dropped it in your bag. Oh, she's super back.

Because it only hooks up to the device that you registered it under, and it's not her phone. So there's no way of her trying to get that information. It doesn't work backwards that way. I guess, yeah. She's very pretty. Oh, you can do if you find a store it away.

Damn. She's very pretty. She's as pretty as I was. Good for the tracker. I guess He takes up though, you know, yeah, I know now she find it. I wonder how she found the track She says she got it in her purse, right? She said that she was notified that she had it she doesn't specify what notified means like if someone else found it Yeah, like somewhere in her bag

I had gotten a random thing before, it's like you just passed by a tracker or something like that. Like if you ever got the information. Yeah. And I was like, I had no fucking idea what it was. Wait, what's that? Your iPhone I'm actually detective. Yeah, I don't know.

You've passed it out like tracker. What's it talking about? Like, like, if we're just one of the cities we went to, like, we're together, yeah, we might have been, yeah. Like, because it's the only time it's ever happened. Yeah, you went out together because you were trying to air drop me something but something keeps saying a tracker.

Yeah, maybe that's how she found out. Just after while she checks her phone, it says there's a tracker nearby. Yeah, weird. And then you can just put on your vehicle and track your hand. There's a lot of robberies happening in LA too. So yeah, they do an air tracker so yeah they do like a nice car yeah yeah you put it on a Prius

yeah I don't know yeah that's what you got but if you found it would you go get it yeah of course do you roll up on him, I'm just kidding. Yeah, might as well chalk that up as a lot. I know, right? Have you guys listened to the episode of Drew Rogan in that? I guess he's like a doctor who got kicked off of LinkedIn. Yeah, yeah.

He got the full Twitter for sure. No, I think something like that, huh? Yeah, he probably did. Yeah, he got kicked off Twitter for YouTube. Yeah, YouTube. Yeah, what about him? Yeah, his doctor Malone, I believe something like that, I know you guys probably did. You guys kicked off Twitter and YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, what about them? Yeah, as Dr. Malone, a blue's name was, I guess since that episode came out

and I would urge everyone to like listen to episode and judge for yourself, right? Right. Since episode came out, I guess this, over 200 something doctors sign up a petition to put legal penalties on Joe Rogan because of misinformation. Now you realize this Dr. Malone created the COVID-19 vaccination.

What does that mean with Joe? What do you mean by that? Wait, it gives him a platform. Oh, because he has to be a platform in the world. Yeah, come on. Joe, I just think it's such a bad look because if your goal is to censor this person, guess who's gonna look him up after they see

that he's been taken off the internet? Yeah, everybody's gonna be on spot. But it's also look him up after they see that he's been taken off the internet. Everybody's gonna go to Spotify. But it's also like, you wanna shut this doctor down, which Fauci has done over and over again. People that don't agree with him, he tries to get him canceled. Like, it's notoriously known for that.

Yeah. But then also with this, it's like, hold on, you wanna cancel Rogan this doctor because they don't agree with what you're saying, but he's more qualified than you guys are. His doctor's more balls deep in this COVID shit than you are, but because it doesn't go with the narrative you're saying, but he's more claw-fade than you guys are. You're doctors, more balls deep in this COVID shit than you are, but because it doesn't go with the narrative you're pushing, he shouldn't have a voice.

Right. It's such a bad love for him. So if you like that, go to North Korea, dude. That's North Korea, that's Russia. That's not what we do here. What you should do, and here's the thing, Rogan is happy, when people disagree with that vegan documentary came out, the game-tangers, and one guy came and shit on it,

and he had the other guy come on and get them both together. Have another doctor on with Dr. Malone. Exactly. Like so the censorship thing just makes it seem forbidden and bad and people are gonna seek it out, and also, you know, just strategically, that's your goal to shut this guy down and delegitimize him. It has the opposite effect.

That, I think that's just human nature. Like you're gonna wanna find out like, why can't I see this? Why can't I see this? Why is this not supposed to be absolutely? I think I know. But when we look at the numbers compared to Fox or CNN, they're like, I think the highest was like Tucker Carlson

at like two million or three million and the Rogan's at an average is 11 million. Not even close. That's what they're trying to do. They don't like that Rogan's this outline. Yeah. Who destroys all of them combined.

Yeah. So they're trying to censor that. Did you guys, you know the owner spotifies a Swedish guy? Oh, nice. And Sweden, they don't play these games. Yeah. They don't have this weird pronouns and woke, they don't play any of this shit.

So he's not gonna do shit. Yeah. And there come these worth billions of dollars to come. Everything he does gets immediately politicized. And I've had to correct somebody, people about Rogan with be like, oh, he's in gonna do shit. Yeah. And there are companies worth billions of dollars to get him. Everything he does gets immediately politicized. And I've had to correct so many people about Rogan with be like, oh, he's in the alt-right. I had a conversation with somebody recently, a doctor, who, she was like, oh, like I mentioned Joe Rogan,

he was like, she goes, you seriously listened to Joe Rogan? I'm like, yeah, like what? Did you say, what do you listen to? She was CNN, like like and that's different So I didn't ask her what she listened to but I broke it down it said so here's some misconceptions you might have First of all the people who listen to dope Joe Rogan aren't listening to to just get his opinion and fall everything He says that's really not true. He has experts on he has a diverse range of everything from all over Yeah, he'll have Ben Shapiro on and the next thing I love Bernie Sanders on yeah, and I'll go on

I like Bernie Sanders ideas. He just said, and also Joe doesn't have an agenda. Like, if you watch CNN or Fox, there's an agenda. There's a plan. A narrative that they're pushing. Joe's not, and you would think Fox

is saying I would pick up on this. Clearly Joe's so much more bigger because it's an open-minded conversation. Yeah. There's no agenda. So I don't know if he's So I listen to any of this, but even if you have political disagreements with them, I'll listen and just go,

something's gonna come out of it. And also Joe Rogan is really good at like, in a long form, like conversation. If you're full of shit, you'll slip up at some point. Oh yeah. I'll get you. So it doesn't mean to get to the point. Right, people think it's like,

oh, because it isn't this like, combative thing the whole time. It's like, yeah, he's going to talk to you and talk to you and find that point. Wait a second. Well, they also can't stand that he's this quote unquote, meathead comedian who's also really smart, educated on this stuff that he can have these conversations with these super successful doctors or whatever these these freaking academics and carry his own weight. And they hate that he doesn't commit to one side. Yeah. And his number is so big.

The ideological. Well, they want him, they want to push him far right. Yeah. Not even close. So, I've had this conversation. Or they want to push. No, they want to push. Oh, he's anti-vax.

He's not. Yeah. And I've had this conversation a lot. And it ends with what it always ends with is I go, have you ever listened to an episode no, and this is the dog. She goes, well, and she was open-minded enough, like I broke down the points and I didn't get like angry. I just said, well, the reason people listen to him is a good interviewer. He like is very curious. He has people on from all over, you know, different opinions. Also, also, he's not funded by Pfizer, like CNN.

There's also that you fucking moron. But it ends with, oh, I guess I've never listened to an episode. Well, then maybe you should talk about it. Oh, I've been like, oh, our conversation is over. You're a doctor. But that was the end of the conversation. It was like, I go, blah, blah, blah, blah. And she goes, well, I guess I haven't.

I'm like, yeah, thank you. Well, it seemed like from the beginning. Thank you for letting me back. It's the same backlash on Chappelle Special. If you ask anyone who's upset about, oh, did you watch it? No, I don't, I don't think, do I just saw, they just go over, I don't know. I haven't watched it, I just watched it recently

and my takeaway was actually, it should be celebrated as a pro LGBT. Agreed, he's been advocating for it. He's taking people, if you're already further to the left than he is, like you would watch it and sort of try to police his language, but a lot of Chappelle's audience is probably significantly less trans accepting than he is and he could move people over here because he's talking about his friendship with the

trans. Like all these things, it's like, if you were anti-trans, you would watch that and probably move a notch to the... Agreed. And be more understanding. The backlash was weird, but you're just the topic of transgendered sparks out right. Yes, and so I was very, I'm like, I wonder what like,

really made people emotional watching this. But it's also like those emotions and all those people upset and try to cancer spell, how'd that work out for you? How'd that work for you? Yeah. So crushing it. Yeah, exactly.

And as far as a strategy. And these idiot doctors, oh okay, you signed some petition to cancel Rogan, how that work out for you? I'll tell you how this ends for you guys. Not good. Did you guys cover the Ethan thing that from the H3H3 podcast where he's like,

Joe Rogan lives off HGH and Eguyolks and ElkMe and he's talking about, because the fat people got really upset that he was like You know saying hey like you don't get to suddenly proclaim that you're super health conscious. I agree You don't get to decide like oh now my health matters. Yeah, well, what how are you 30? Yeah, so for 29 years You didn't give a fuck about your health. Yeah, and now you. Erwin. Yeah. And so, some work like that. Yeah.

People will put this one guy, Ethan, I forget what his last name is, but you know, Ethan Klein. From what was it, H. H3H3, yeah. H3H3. He came out and had this tweet. And again, even if you're just looking at the strategy of like,

how do you go about attacking Joe Rogan? You can, you can, you know what he's doing it. He's doing it for the, he's just, he's a clickbait guy. Yeah. He's doing that right. Makes sense. So you, he's just, he's a clickbait guy. Yeah. He's doing that right. You make sense. Do you have the frenemies thing and then they had a,

they're falling out. So, yeah. All that, it's the same thing with CNN or Fox, like it's all clickbait. Yeah. So if you mention Rogan, like you even see, like on the MMA side to be like Rogan this or Rogan that, they're not doing it because they're anti-Rogan, they're doing it because

you mentioned Rogan, it gets clicked. Right. That's the same thing with this Ethan kit. The attacks are interesting because he does this interesting thing where people will be like, he's inject, he lives off of H, H, and egg yolks. And my first response is, are those things inherently unhealthy? My understanding is they're not.

Joe Rogan has come out and said, I take two IUs of eight. Wait, that was his way of attacking Joe. Yeah, he had this tweet if you can maybe just on educated. It was like a list. He's like, this guy lives off H.H. and Egg Yokes and it's like, well, Egg Yokes have like, you know, I'm making like a fan. Oh my god.

He has, yeah, it's like, yeah, it's a healthy thing. So he's attacking like, you say I'm on healthy joy, adjust. And then here's the other thing, like he goes, oh yeah, because, and Brogans talked about this for it's like, yeah, after I was eating like pasta all day, like I've had an extended belly from overeating, you know, a million times, so it's anyway, so.

But this was the treat, it was a different one. That was a different one, yes. So you know, Joe, who likes to be on health is pumped full of hormones. This is the one either If you look up H Ethan Klein HGH egg yolks maybe then it says Ethan Klein roasted by Twitter after Joe Rogan's tweets yet It's it's tough for a guy like that who lives So it isn't out me. Okay, super healthy egg yolk super healthy HGH super healthy with lungs full of tart

Weed well thinks he's healthier than everyone. This motherfucker is such a bitch that who he would not sit at his face, such rich when he got COVID through the kids to get it. So healthy just right out, like you say a man should. What a terrible thing. So that, which implies that he's not healthy. Joe Roggan would have been fine, had he dead nothing,

it just would have taken a week, right? You assume, right? You want to get over faster, you get back to a show. Yeah, so. So, I don't understand why he would, why this guy is doing this. Oh, to just click bait,

but he's also, he probably got fined because he's out of shape. He's not in shape, he's not in shape human, he's not in shape human, so he doesn't know who this guy is, does he? Absolutely not.

Okay, so, you shitting me? No, that's not right. I don't understand. Well, no, but this, again, this is a popular trend you see with anything, like, remember when Trump, when Trump was president, if you want to click,

you go hard at Trump, you hit clicks. Trump's out, we really don't care. So now who's the next guy who's making moves? Rogan's this pro choice, pro, you know, pro like taking care of your body, not locking down American first. And so it's like, then they grabbed like that same hatred idiots gravitate towards him. Because now that's going to get clicks. So for for for a YouTuber, it's like, this is the take of the day, but the take was terrible.

Yeah. But now his take would be so much more valid if he was in shape and healthy. Like if that guy gets COVID, he's fucked. Yeah, he's fucked. Cause you go, you seem defensive because you're fat. But yeah, why are you defensive? Cause for your entire life, you've never been disciplined enough to take care of your body, eat right, and work out.

Cause dragon did mention his name. He wasn't going like, Ethan, he just said like fat people. And he's like, fuck you, Joe Rogan. Yeah, but the thing is, the thing is like, if you look at Joe, you, me, Rogan, like, you think I want to wake up and work out every morning? You don't think I wish I could just wake up and be in shape and be healthy?

It's a discipline. It's a discipline and one of the benefits of working out, eating, healthy, and take care of your body is if, randomly, this fucking disease gets leaked from a lab in Wuhan and it comes to our fucking nation, I'm gonna be okay. And that's one of the benefits of being healthy. And so now these soy boys are like, how dare you?

How dare I take care of my bites? No, you don't. I can look at your, the bags under your eyes too. I mean, look at your body, it's not eyes too. I mean, like your body, it's not your fault. I think Candace Owen roasted Megan McCain for like talking about, cause she, I mean, she's in the category of like, you're an overweight person who's suddenly like,

double mask and button, it's like, but you, you really care about your health outside of this too suddenly you became this. Yeah, I'll have to send you a Mr. of my food. Okay, that's what they're saying. Like, people that are like, shes mask on, mask it. Yeah.

Like, yeah, they're hyper concerned about this. Now, I would say this, you work out, right? You mentioned, Brendan had mentioned me, the act of lifting weights, you're doing any sort of stressful exercise, like it's just a, I would consider just a stress that you put your body through. The prepares it for other stresses. Yeah. You're more prepared to undergo stress. And, and yeah, as you're saying, Bren, it's not fun and it's not something that I'm always in the mood to do.

But I love the fact that it takes a discipline. Yeah, it takes a discipline and that's one of the benefits. If heaven forbid a fucking pandemic hits, it goes after the week, man. It goes after the old and the really out of shape. That study just came out, CNN posted, CDC came on, said it, 95% of the COVID death,

people had four or more, fucking underlying health conditions. Four or more, are you shitting me? So I really didn't know, you pointed this out that like the, when you go to the hospital, it's like broken leg, oh, but you test positive for COVID.

You hear, whatever happens, yeah. So those numbers are, and I don't know if there's a bet, like I don't proclaim to know this system, to know if there would be a more effective or honest way, but it has been presented as something else. No, see, just giving out a set of Elon Musk, when he was on Rogan, said this was gonna happen.

Yeah. He called this to a fucking tee. Right when it hit, he's like, here's what's gonna happen. And it's been interesting to see because again, over time, you just see that this is validating kind of the people who are shooting on Rogan or whatever had this take where it's like,

shouldn't we be talking about health and getting vitamin D and maybe exercising and not shutting down gyms because that's always still, the most egregious thing to me in the world is like, we're shutting down gyms. Yeah, make you stay at home and get fatter. It's just in the narrative that the talk of being healthy not eating like a slob isn't the narrative

of this pandemic is insane. Yeah. It's insane. Like if this doesn't scare you to get in shape, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, I don't know what to tell you, man. If the pandemic didn't scare you to fucking start to think you're your body,

just look at people who are in shape. They do pretty well when you get COVID. Yeah, and it's just the basic analogy, I think it was like, if somebody who hasn't ever worked out where to do a workout like with the exact same weights for example, like you might die doing something that I do in a day because of the stress, because with the virus and we're not, you're not going, oh, well he's a little weaker, give him a smaller portion of the virus, we're getting the same thing.

So if you try to bench 315, it might just fall on your neck. You know, we're like, you know, you see how the same stimulus to two different people who have been built up to withstand resilience. But there's a reason why this client kid Howard Stern, while he go after Rogan. Yeah. He's like, the soy boys all the way over here. And it's a popular thing to do to go for Rogan.

Because you can get clicks from that side. Cause that's the enemy right now. How was Seren talk shit about him? Talk shit and he talked shit about. He talked shit about joke of it or that tennis player hooting you. Yeah. But you know, okay, another thing that I noticed

because we're talking about. But notice all these guys who do that are terrified. Narotic. Terrified. That one trait. Terrified. This pandemic really, you see how people who are neurotic and fear-flutter, like, talk about, you know,

the comedian. They've always been like that. Right. But this exacerbates again, because it's like, oh, you're really scared and you will build your whole life. Like, how is the term probably doesn't leave his house? No, no, it sits in his high tower, your touch.

No, we were listening to when he was interviewing Tracy Morgan, because he was like, Tracy, what are you doing? Like, there's a pandemic going, why are you leaving your house? And Tracy Morgan's like, well, I'm gonna live my life. Right, Tracy Morgan. Not neurotic. Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna live my life. But all those similar people are terrified of the world

and soy boys. Now they actually have a reason to gang together and go after them. No, I'm not a fool. I'm smart. You know, this is the right way to live. And I've been arguing with people the whole time. We've been just waving a flag, you're flag doing hey, do I put his lips here?

Crazy in some ways what she got you Right, um, just a quick one on the covert thing as well. So you know a OC She's a huge proponent like on falling strict COVID protocols. I mean without a mask. Yeah, so of course she got a She got the rona. But then she was she would be hot here. What did you say? She did she. Now now now here's the here's the problem here is she's been she's super hard on lockdowns once mass. She's far left extremist to the mats. Yeah. And then she she doesn't live by the rules that she wants to impose on everybody. Yeah. So she goes fucking I'm going to go down a Miami. Look at this. Keep that same energy to impose on everybody. So she goes, fuck, I'm gonna go down to Miami.

Look at this. Keep that same energy. Exactly. All the same. It is funny though, because I always would love people. And this is like a lot of people I'd see this. Like, oh, you're, oh, you're mask, and I have to wash my hands and all this. But then the moment you want to do something,

you're forgetting about it. Yeah. You know, which is something. They think about Newsom at that restaurant. Newsom wanted to shut down schools, but his kids are in a private school. Then it gets leaked and he takes them out of school. We didn't feel safe, so we took them out.

No, bitch, you don't feel safe because you got caught. You want to enforce these rules on everybody, but you don't want to live by them. You know they're awful. Nancy Pelosi too, remember she wants you to have this. Got a haircut in San Francisco. Was it wearing a mask? Bited inside the convenience store?

No mask. It was interesting. Everybody seemingly. I don't know how long it's gonna take before you realize, no matter left, right? All these politicians are fucking scumbags. They're all pieces of shit. In order to be a politician, you got to be a... A piece of shit? You got to do some weird, dark shit.

Then also, you got to be the biggest narcissist in the world. Think that you can make a change, you know what I'm saying? And then when they do get power, you give them a fucking inch, they're gonna take a mile. We get new sum, we get all these fucking crazy's out there. Yeah, exemplify it by the paper. And that's how both of them are fucking crazy. Yeah, I don't like any of them.

You believe you're above the law. Sort of like one of these basic traits of narcissism, like you don't think the rules apply to you. Yeah, yeah. You're setting the rules on them, you don't think there are. That's why no one fucks with Kamala Harris, nobody fucks with, you know, new sum, because there's this weird air against where, like, do what I say, don't do what I do. Wait, did you see when she was asked what her biggest accomplishment was?

Kamala Harris? Kamala Harris. What'd she say? Wait, how big is what, Mark? Oh, it was awkward. Her biggest accomplishment. Bro, if I've been kind of watching a lot of like Kamala Harris, Crindler, I can't, I can't. Lately, because like, there was a point like she,

she looked impressive when she was like grilling on the debate, she got lit up. No, no, this was before, remember like people got hot about her because I think she, maybe it was like, when she's a general, she was like, or said, or something like that, we're like, one of these guys as a senator, she was really one of the Supreme Court nominees,

and she's good at the lawyerly stuff when she's really prepared, but everything else. Outside of that. Or a real, yeah. And she's, so I've just, there's some of these things. Her likeability, like, I don't know. Yeah.

I don't know, and I have friends who were far left, middle, right? I don't know, anybody who fucks us. I remember going to a Cardiacook boxing class, and even though she tries so hard to get like the black. I never hear anything about her. Well, so I don't trust you. She's watching you.

That's my choice, too. She's trying to stay out of the limelight because they know she will fuck up. Like, she'll be in a room. She's so unlikeable. She's a bad politician. She's not charming. You know, I guess that's not for everybody's

because I don't watch, I don't watch any of that. You don't know, dude. Just take it from us. So she's trying to avoid major gaps because they've realized that she's She's just unlikable. There is a Communication skill software. Come on. Let's say no. Did you see her once you want to visit the kids? Oh, but it's with the next level eight year old even the heroes like I don't just like oh my god I'm all set dude. She's like you can be an astronaut with happy fun

The kids one is good and then also if you say what's your best? What's your biggest accomplishment? I think was sort of recent There we go responses to layers So is there video please let me see that there be video I know, I'm just thinking about their video. Not the video? I just love the idea of it. I think that kids, the kids. Yeah, okay.

She's a pretty lady too, man. Figure out we're just covered yet. Think about so much. These kids are paid actors, by the way. They're paid actors. Oh, right. She just comes off so fake. I'm very excited about the space council.

We're going to learn so much. We're going to learn so much as I think we are increasingly curious of the discoveries. So. And the space. learn so much. We're gonna learn so much as I think we are increasingly curious. The discoveries and the space. But the other. You're gonna literally see the craters on the moon with your own eyes. When you're over I'm telling you. I'm telling you. The kids are all. Oh yeah, these are, these are,

they got payments, you're paying to be there. Wait, what was your answer to? Yeah, maybe we have to have this over. I think there's just a few. So she says in terms of work, I mean, it's so wide ranging. It's everything from again, what we talk about, maternal health, I love electric vehicles. I love electric vehicles.

She pivots, I remember, she pivots right there. She's like, what's my business accomplishment? I mean, electric vehicles. I love electric vehicles. I'm gonna be like when it comes to that stuff. She goes again, 25 million children, at least pre-COVID a day in America, go to school in America on these diesel trucks, these buses, and inhaling these fumes,

which have direct impacts on their ability to learn. This is her answer to what we're getting as accomplished. What we can do there, and what we can do in terms of our work, we're doing a cleanup lead pipes. The space cancel, I'm very excited about that work, because it's not only about STEM, it's also about national series, about international norms. So there's a variety of work,

and diverse in terms of, just literally, I'm sure the interviewer was like, what? The article says, if you were looking for accomplishments in that wide-ranging answer, good luck. Nothing, yeah. Jesus Christ. What else you got, Jim? Oh man, I should find the video.

The one with the kids, it's just, yeah. Just look out, I'm saying. Let's keep the pay here. Regardless of where you need the White House, they were there, they shot that, we're like, let's hear this. Right.

Because it wasn't live. You think they'd be like, who's approving this shit? You think they'd be like, let's hold off on this. But yeah, so, but it's funny because when you, you're be like, let's hold off on this. But yeah, but like it's funny because when you hear it it's like. What you actually see is your biggest accomplishment. Well, that's a great question. I'm sorry.

No, you're no, you're no, she's fucked right there. I love electric vehicles. I'm like, keep going. What's that have to do with your accomplishes? It's a little bit more capacity to do it again. It's alright. Space Council, I'm very excited about that work. What's that have to do with your accomplice? It's a different path to be to do it again. It's alright. Space Council, I'm very excited about that work.

And these are her accomplishments? She's panicking right now. Again, how does White House know, hey, can we cut that? Can we just, I don't go, White House is so much power. How are they, it's like they're like, there's nothing we can do, dude.

Like, anytime she talks it, ruins. What a combination. How do they not just, how's the white house just not flex? I'm like, you can't, that last part we asked her accomplishments, edit that. Yeah. Well, that's like me answering that fucking question. I was like, you know, you're all full of it like cars.

You know what I'm saying? I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm talking, I'm a geek, I'll tell you that right now. We're all gonna have to learn it. We're all gonna have to learn it. Shoes is something I'm interested in, and it's so, so easy. And it's so pretty. And here's the other thing with the way it works

with especially at her level, that's not like a random question. There's a rundown. Like when Mark Mayer interviewed Obama, it wasn't like freestyle, go with the flow. He had a list. Oh yeah, they have a list. And also, you wouldn't think,

no, but if you had to anticipate, that wouldn't be a top five thing you wouldn't think like, you know, if you had to anticipate, that wouldn't be a top five thing you'd go like, they're probably gonna ask you what your biggest compliment is. Like you go to a job interview, what is your greatest strength? What's your... That's a fair question. Yeah, that's a fair question.

Even at the White House, when they do the open thing, with the head lady, you know, the red head who's a beast. Yeah. Like, she kinda, like when she picks, she knows exactly what the person is saying. And then they know she's getting some shit from the Fox guy, and she knows exactly.

Like all that, and she's just, they control everybody who does that job. You gotta be fucking just ready. It's not that I disagree or they'll agree with her, but she has a tough job, dude. And she's a savage with it. What should be like, she knows a way to navigate around the question Yeah, I was like excuse me. You don't think I cover that earlier. Did you not hear me earlier?

I'm like who's this? The Jackie she's a beast like I would not want her job. It's so hostile And you can tell like she gets I bet she's in the back fucking She's like This she's like first question and dude. She's like, fucking do this. She's like, first question. And dude, she's ready to go. She's ready to go.

Yeah, that's a tough job. That's a tough job. And maybe she should coach Kamala up a little bit. But apparently she's just terrible when she's unprepared. And as you saw, I mean, I don't know why you wouldn't be prepared for like, for a fair, that's kind of a universal question.

Yeah, I don't think that's a gotcha question. Yeah. That isn't like pin you into, I guess the wall. Again, it's not a left or right thing with her. It's just like no, but like even people close in like her workspace have quit. Yeah, I guess she's a nightmare. Correct.

Oh, really? The rumor is that Peter Staff is fleeing because he to see it as a sinking ship. If Biden doesn't run again, Kamala's not a better answer, you know, if you're looking at democratic strategy, like you would say like, all right, let's throw in. Yeah, they're pulling the cord now that I disained it. Yeah, because. Some people are just like,

if Biden's not able to run in 2024, Kamala Harris isn't the step up. I mean, she can even win California, you know? But again, it's a testament to, I remember I was taking this card at Cook Boxing class and heard some of these wine moms like, oh, you don't want it like, it moms like oh you know I like is just you know I remember actually their dising Bernie say like I am so sick at Bernie Sanders

You know who I like come on Harris like but they just like the fact that she's hot and sort of like She's very pretty. Yeah, like she's got like out of you know She shows how awkward she is in that scenario, but like yeah, she's sort of like can pull off looking cool sometimes But with the timberland. He was like, you talk to a black person who's in the know and they're like, oh yeah, you mean when you try to like put my brother in jail for a fucking eat? Yeah, or put him away for 20 years, selling wheat.

Or there's another thing, this, this mom I knew who like, she, uh, she had some issues with homelessness and her kid, like she had to take her kid out of school. And they're like, she was trying to punish me, like put me in prison or make it like a criminal penalty for like, my kids truancy, and it was like, because of the, you know what I mean? Like black people do not like California because of the policies that she promoted.

What else? She got you. Let's see, a Will Clump thing up there. Yeah, just real quick, because I follow my Instagram as well. He's your boy. He's been going through some tough times because his mother just won't pass away at the same time. So he had to miss some games, I believe.

So he played for a little while with the Raiders, got cut. But then the next day, they signed him again because someone got the COVID or something like that. So he played and then he got caught again. What the hell? Because they're retooling their team for the playoffs. So he's not on the playoff team? No, not anymore.

But they set some really nice words. I think posting on his Instagram as well. I love Will. And we're supposed to do a Super Bowl campaign. Me, Will, to get put faces on this, but. These fullers. I know what you've had back to you after, though. I like to say something.

Do you know what I say? Absolutely. You know, these two guys that are sitting up here, they're not defined by one game. These guys played great for us all year. They're great competitors. They were great leaders on this team. And they contributed tremendously to the success of this team. And we would not be here without, I both of them contributed in a lot of ways

in a positive way to give us a chance to win or the chance to be here to have an opportunity to win. So I just wanna thank them for that and let everybody know how proud I am of us to go. Never mind. I just read the signs right now. Thank you very much. And Will, thanks for your time.

We'll let you head back to your locker room. And how do you know Will? Will does a show of Bustal with the bros on a bar stool. I've just seen him and I always fucked with each other. Yeah, he's always, even before he's with bar stool. Yeah, he's such a good dude. I whenever I'm in Nashville, I always do his show. He does a show with Taylor Lewin, who's the pro ball, like probably Hall of Fame, or left tackle for the Tennessee Titans.

So he's played for the Titans. Yeah. Taylor's like, I mean, one of the best to ever do. Yeah. So he'll go to the Hall of Fame and then Will is a linebacker for the, at the time for the Titans. Nice. But they do a podcast together. They're cool. Yeah, they're great. The thing that's gonna fuck up that Super Bowl companion is if the Titans are in the Super Bowl. So I'm kinda room firm to lose, but I still have Taylor.

I want me to get Super Bowl rings. Oh, Rower. Now so I'm to lose so we do the show? Yes. And it looks like it was gonna be free for the show. And is it just gonna to be you two? No, we're going to have, no, be Will Taylor, then we're going to have one more guy. Okay, cool.

What does she got you? Well, for that video, I guess it says something young and some other two of the names. So I'm not sure exactly what that video is. Oh, that's from the Alabama game. That's Bryce Young, the Heisman quarterback who lost and the other, I think, is the receiver for the team. Gotcha. Last one.

Let me see here. Well, we are talking about the tennis player. Let's go with this. I think this is it. So it's a little bit of more details about Bob Sagitt. So he was found sleeping right now. So far, it takes like 13 or whatever days to get like the toxicology.

It takes a lot of time. It takes a lot of time. Wow. It takes a lot of time. Maybe I think in weeks, maybe in 13, 14, Right now so so far it takes like 13 or whatever days to get like the toxicology It takes a month. Yeah, maybe I think it weeks maybe it's 13 14 weeks. Yeah, it takes a it's a beast damn But he said he was sleeping with like one arm on the bed and one arm or one arm on his chest and he was face up Peace yeah, peacefully and then he had like a great night Story telling was amazing that night so it seems you know, if you're gonna go, that's the way to go. Yeah, he's playing the scene. Yeah. That's such a bummer.

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