The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 764

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

Bryan's back after the birth of his baby boy! The guys give an update on the thousand dollar foot race and talk Bryan's crippled feet, their tough mudder preparations, prison stories from Shapel and Bryan, Logan Paul getting scammed out of $3.5 million dollars, a Michael Jackson impersonator kicking ass in Vegas and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Yeah, that's good. Should that Jay was wearing that type of material for like, you know, like a rifle? Yeah, oh, and he came in and said, I feel like Yeah, that's true. The shit that Jay was wearing, that type of material for like, you know, like, like, I feel, yeah. Oh, and he came out and said, I feel like the, like, the on-armer, yeah, these little things.

Some, some cultures, like, the way the British used to when Britain basically took over the world, the way you would dress, you would have a, you'd have, you'd wear wool against your skin. Oh, I didn't know that, man. And then you'd have bespoke shoes, which were leather

so cold as fuck. And your feet would be like this crunched into a fucking cone. But I was just part of the discipline. I was the only one. And they were hats all the time. They also wouldn't sit in comfortable chairs until the after dinner in the evening.

The aristocracy, you would sit in a fucking straight back chair because it was part of the discipline. So we were watching 1883 last night. And I was, you know, the women are in like full, they're in the middle of Texas and there's some, and they're full blown dressers. Correct. There's no shorts. Like the guys are in full blown like multiple layers all the time.

No AC, no deodorant. Yeah, no. But I grew up, I'm old enough to have grown up when you had to dress a certain way in certain circumstances. Well, it's still that way now, but people lost respect. Yes. We carry on.

But when people out there, are important, they're wearing like sandals and sweats. Pajamas. Do you have no respect for yourself? Pajamas. They're also surrounded by other people. Like, this isn't a fucking leisure out. Well, that's what's interesting about it.

It's like, you can trace sort of the way people dress sometimes with sort of how It is like I hate clothes. I'll I'll wear pajamas if I have to but you wouldn't wear my side the house Because I don't like if I saw you at the airport and like I don't know like slippers and like bullshit You're like oh counts not doing what right. Yeah, count's not doing well. Right. It's lazy. Even though you probably are. I'd like,

but would I be, like, it's a little bit lazy, man. When I see that, like, what do you think of this? This might sound judgmental, right? But what if, what if, if you see somebody who's like dressed really sloppy and you're just, you're going to the supermarket? My guess is my feeling is that to reflection of how their mind is at that moment.

Right? So I don't know if there's much might just be their lifestyle. It might be, it might be depending on what you're doing. Right. That's what I mean. But there's some like peel and it's you dress like shit or whatever. So there's people always give that example. Like, oh, whatever. Yeah, but what got them in sir, bailin and like he wear, he tried to save it. Yeah, but what got them to the dance like some nice they have their their focus like Bill gets was focused only on what he was doing that he didn't have time to think about that. Yeah, that might be different.

So our our magical he used to hire people he was a hire and he used to fire hire and fire people for this company. And he would he would walk the people would interview him. He would walk them to their car. To see what they're going to see you to see how clean the inside of their car Hmm if it was a dirty car, they didn't get the job It's not silly, but it's it's so true. No, that's not silly. No, that's not silly at all It's not he'd see it be like oh you're living out of your car. I was at nap

But again, unless the guys like hustling is like yeah, usually it's clean man I've been swamped run from you know every day and every I'm like three kids and shit then it's a little tough You were poor. Yeah, if you're poor.. I've been swamped running from, you know, everybody to interview. I've been to three kids and shit. Then it's a little tough. When you were poor, when you were poor, I guarantee your car was clean. Yeah, yeah. I remember, your car was clean. It didn't matter.

Cause it's like the least you could do. Well, I showed it. It's not even that. It's just discipline. Yeah, you just told me it's discipline. You don't want a dirty fucking discipline. Speaking of discipline, you had a baby. Well, I had a baby, you know, kid got a dick on him.

Kids got a dick on him. He does? I go Brian, he's a baby okay, because I knew it was coming around the time. You sense a picture, he's like, yeah, kid's fine, big dick. I'm like, all right dude. All right man, it's gay.

I'm most dad say that, but he does have a hug. Yeah, do you want a big hug? He does have a hug, yeah. I do want better. The gyno, all the doctors, so when the baby's born in his premature like that, you get everybody comes in and make sure

like so you have the pediatricians that come in. They're doing shit, you don't even say it right. So many, yeah, yeah. Cicadasign, I, is incredible. Navy seal shit, so they all come in. I mean, Navy seal shit, because they delivered your baby. Yeah, it's gone on.

It's gone. I mean, both my kids on I mean both my kids I don't go I'm gonna tell you why he was just elevated it. He was elevating it I know where you were going. I know where you go like I'm in the middle moment example But I know where you are Navy I was on board to you like the basic Navy So so but it take the kid out and put them under the lamp right and I look at his dick and I'm like say why I said that. So, but it take the kid out, and they put him under the lamp, right? And I look at his dick and I'm like, that's a dick dude.

And so I go in front of everybody, there are probably 12 people in the room, and I say, and I go, don't say it, Brian, don't say it, but I go, I gotta just say, and I was like, what? I go, it's in me, or does he? You got a chance. The kid's got a haul.

The kid's got a piece on it. That's what I said. I go, the kid's got a piece on it. And my guy was with the OBGYN who just lived a chance. The kids got a haul. The kids got a piece on it. That's what I said. I go, the kids got a piece on it. And my guy was with the OBGYN who just lived a baby. She goes, every guy, that's what they always say. Every time there's a war and that's the first thing. And she said, and she said, but I will admit, I will admit, pretty decent.

Pretty decent. And I was like, I fucking won. Damn. Well, yeah, we just got to hope it contained, you know, because sometimes, yeah. Well, yeah. Sometimes what? Well, you want to keep growing with the body. Like, you don't want that, like, you know. Yeah, yeah, well just got to hope it contained, you know, cause sometimes, you know, sometimes what? You want to keep growing with the body, like,

you don't want that, like, you know. Yeah, well, that's right. Well, thanks for the downer on that. I know, I was like, I'm a city-way. Oh, he was five pound, seven ounces. Like, little guy. Little guy. Yeah, little Terran with a big dick out there.

That's right, well, like his dad. Now, here's the thing, he comes out. What's funny about this is that when they give you an epidural, sometimes the baby, he comes out, what's funny about this is that when they give you an epidural, sometimes the baby's heart starts to, all of a sudden, they start twisting her around, they can't find it. That's scary, yeah. And then what happens is that, I know where, you don't realize, there are 15 people monitoring, like something happens while they all come running in.

And then they're just like doing stuff and I'm like, what the fuck, then they got, they wheeler into another room, they might do a C-section, then the heartbeat comes back. Did they do a C-section? No, because then when the baby was coming, then when the baby's coming out, they couldn't find the heartbeat. And that happened sometimes. And then they, she does, okay, this baby has to come out now

and they're doing this black hawk down, pulling shit open and getting it ready. She puts a suction thing on the head, she goes, this is gonna be, it was so fucking crazy, and then the heart comes back. And she comes out, then they take the baby, then we have the baby, and goes, this is gonna be, it was so fucking crazy, and then the heart comes back, and then it comes out, then they take the baby, then we have the baby, and then you're like, okay, we're asleep with the baby,

and then the nurse goes, you know, I don't like the way the kids breathing, huh? We're just gonna go check it out. Boom, I see you, Nick, you. Put them in the little, yeah, you. Now he's gotta have oxygen, you know? And you're staring through a fucking glass. Oh yeah, and then it's like,

well, we're gonna say I'm home today. You know, he's got some jaundice. We gotta get him under our own light. Yeah, they're all gonna be like, it's just fucking babies when they're little like that. That's why he said, Navy Steel shit. Well, I'm still, I mean,

here's just funny about that. He got 12 people where they might have to cut a rope in and three minutes. They have to get a baby out in three minutes, right? Otherwise, we're, we're big trouble. Yeah, the longer the baby's heartbeat or less oxygen, you know, you know. What I thought was interesting about it was that they, I just know something's wrong

right away because 12 people come in with that exaggeration. 12 people. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? And they're grabbing her in the mood. And the doctor, they always have a doctor come over to the father and he sits down and he goes, so here's what's going on. Man, I'm a big deal. He's got to admit, and everything else. And then when the baby's coming out,

they always have somebody next to you. They have you holding, they don't want you standing alone in the corner a lot of times, they'll have you holding the leg or be in there. And they always have somebody next to you and you know why that is? Because you might faint.

And they're watching for you. Everybody's watching all this stuff. No one was around me when it happened. No, they're probably too big. They're probably like, you know what it is? This motherfucker. Pussy. No one was around me when it happened. No, they're probably too big. They're probably like, You know what it is? This motherfucker. Busy.

No, not me. That's what I said to him. You were good. I said to him, I go, I don't get squeamish about this stuff. There's no chance I'm faintin' in that. I'm way too much of it. I, I, I, I, I, I, I,

I be curious what the odds are, how many dads are fainting. I think they just gotta cover their ass, but I bet it's not that high. No, it's never that high, but they're all made for what's gonna be cautious. Everything there is about. Also that ground is fucking hard and cold.

That's what I mean. Like, it's all about like, so fucking cold and just savage. It is cold and I hate them. I walked with my foot. And then also even theaters with great host, what's like, bro, can you not create better food? Well, dude, do you have to serve shit? Oh my god.

Where's the worst food in the world? Beverly Hills, like, do you have to serve shit? Oh my god, where's the worst food in the world Beverly Hills like do you have to serve? It's literally prison like child I ate lasagna. I'm still digesting it It's just the worst food in the world man. I don't get it. Yeah, even at that hospital just a nice hospital Yeah, just the worst cry which I get I understand did you cry? It's fine. No, I don't have any problem I mean I'm I was so focused on you know because I was worried about other stuff, so yeah, yeah, it's like Two other times before yeah, yeah, yeah, you got this You rolled up and then you were able to not only be around the baby and then you came to Unite featured for Delias first weekend back. Yeah, he left him. He how about he crushing how how how happened?

He was like some salt Chris that happened. It was so amazing man, and they love they went crazy Yeah, I did Sunday with them. I was going to wait doing Sundays, dude. What do you do? I mean Sunday was like it was a Saturday. I'm sure it was insane. I bet what tomorrow because today's holiday Yeah, that's right. Let me see your racist, but yeah, right? I don't know because you're right. There's so many holidays Just Columbus still get a day. Do they nicks that? I think he's gone in The next Like I know

I Called I texted the chain here and I said can we do the footrest? No, I was already, and then I get, I get from Brendan Ansicalpal, I get, well, I didn't bring any gear. I was already over here. I don't have any shorts or my shoes. I've been here since 830. I can't run in these animal packs.

I just get, these are the ones you have. We'll do the damn race. Okay. You're like done. I know, right? I always wanted to do it. What about warm up? You're not even involved.

I said, what about warm up? Well, daddy ran last night. And that was it. I couldn't walk. I always wanted to do it. What do I want more of them up? You know, I'm involved. I said, what do we want more of them up? Well, daddy ran last night. And that was it. I couldn't walk. You ran for the Tough Mudder. I couldn't walk. You know what's the thick mudder? It's the next Saturday.

No, it's not. Yes. Here's what I'm gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna say. I will not be able to run a stride before then. And I'm gonna take some anti-inflammatories and I'm gonna do this fucking race. And then I'll have some trouble walking for the next one.

I got bad, but he beat me. Like after that Tough one, you know, because it's really go that long and go All people's obstacles like I was so sorry as fuck. I really so it's great. It's such a fun time. Oh, yeah I can't wait but I'm definitely I'm gonna be true. I'm gonna be in trouble. I just really do. Hey, do we have a fucking swim a lake? No, okay. Do you run heel to toe or do you I just go? Oh, okay, do you run heel to toe or do you I just go I just Go how do you run? I don't know come on. I do I fucking lace up my kicks and I fuck you run Yeah, yeah, I heal the toe or do you Midfoot guy. I don't know think about it. I don't run on my toes. No. Yeah, I don't think you want to run on your toes like that No, no, I just run midf I don't know how the fuck I don't know it doesn't matter

No matter. You need to get better inserts, I think that's a good one. And when I saw you when I was in my car, I was on the phone, I saw you walking up barefoot. There couldn't be, so when you wake up in the morning, I'm so you get out of bed and you're barefoot. I can't walk. No, there's nothing worse than walking barefoot

on a flat surface for your planner. Okay. That's the worst thing you do. Okay. So I should get out of bed and stretch it. They showed you stretches, right? No. I know.

I can show you after I draw the stretches. I'll show you the stretches. I need them. There's one that's like life change that I really. Yeah. But you shouldn't get up and just start walking. I couldn't walk. Yeah.

And then you walking outside there, barefoot, it's gonna make it 10 times worse. Cause I had flip flops on with them. What were you walking out there? Don't wear flip flops for so many reasons, but really for your planner, definitely not flip flops. Okay. Cause it's making your feet work even more,

which gives even more inflammation. Okay. So get rid of the sandals for multiple reasons, but really for your planner. But you know, I remember talking about lazy people, but you know, so your feet are working, so it's gonna make it worse, but also just cause you wanna be respected in life,

you know, you feel me. So it works, planners actually helping multiple ways. Dude, you wear an open toe sandals? No, wear those with jeans on. I go, you're surfing. Are you all right? Are you cl- Unless you're Kelly Slater, put some sauce on.

I fuck with you, I fuck with you, start all the way, but when you come to, like, when it comes to like, open toe sandals, I'm like- When people wear sandals on a plane. I'm like You have your Tony's one my favorite like I'm eating a fucking sandwich Sometimes you're rookie who comes on a plane and they're in a tank top and shorts and they think it's freezing No matter where you're going. Oh, freezing. Oh, we're on a we're on a cross country flight there And this woman was in front of me. I felt so bad, and I could see her and she was going, I should see her again. She looked at the financial issues, I'm just raising, and I was like, you know, and I had

this really nice, toasty, warm, padagone, you know, thing. And I just went, and I go, would you like this? And she goes, no, I mean, if you're not using, I guess you're taking it. Because you know what, there's nothing can do either Like go tell the pilot turn down. They see shut up it Like you're you gonna be cold you gonna be terrible hoodie minimum on a pile. I don't care where you go. Fuck even from LA to Florida in the middle of summer I'm gonna. Correct. No matter what correct. You go just tea. Yeah, what are you crazy? No, no, no, I got a tea

Are you out of your mind? You see dudes with tank tops, they're jacked. They're like, this is my chance to show people my arms on a flight. Yeah, excuse me alarming. Yeah, you have a good time with that. So y'all did both nights or five? I did Friday Saturday, Brian just did.

I had to only do one, cause you know, any baby has no throw up. And he did just early Saturday. I could make Saturday. Okay. I brought my daughter. Oh, you did? Oh, that's not.

I married. How you bought all the shows before? No, it's so old. Marry I saw her at Air One a few months ago, but she was sitting down. When you brought her in, I was, I thought it was a chick. I was like, what the,

and I was like, it's Stella. It's Stella. That's my 13 year old. I've noticed and she was like this. Yeah, you really have. It's insane. It's Stella. That my 13 year old. I've noticed that she was like this. Yeah, you really have. It's insane. Isn't that crazy? What she's in that she goes,

I mean, when's the same soul still stand up? She's like, well, I went to my dad's special in Chicago. She's like, and then when you perform my mom covered my eyes. She loved your set. Oh, she liked it. Oh, yeah. She was laughing at me. She was laughing at me.

It's so funny. But apparently, because I did, like, basically, I tailored my set to her, right? Oh, she got the shutter out. Yeah, she loved that. Well, it was about my kids and I did an animal stuff. I just, I can't do, you know. So, but I guess she was laughing her ass off

and it was really great. She liked it. They told me that she was, yeah, she was so excited. She, you know, it was like a big deal for her. Yeah, especially to be on the 21, given the comic club school. Yeah, sat her back, yeah. That mean on the 21, getting comic clubs cool. Yeah. That mean, you know, some of that comedy was, Chris, I love what Chris is doing, his new

stuff was fantastic. He's really grown up. Oh, yeah. When a, when a boy came out of men. Yeah, yeah. When a boy came out of men. That's why I text him. I was like, you know, obviously it's terrible we have to deal with, but, you know, I think

as far as your career goes, like,, hate that this was what made you change. Of course, correct. A very harsh question. Yes. Yes. Yep. Some about real shit. I think all of a sudden, one of the things I,

as I get older, I realize that nobody escapes course correction and nobody escapes chaos. I don't care who the fuck is going to go. It's right there, you know. And I hope the people I love don't go through chaos that you can't walk away from. Sometimes you have chaos that comes in a way that the frustrating thing about being a human being,

is that we are easy to fuck up and destroy. And you can work your whole life or something, and it can be taken away from you that quickly. We know this, we know this, but it doesn't mean that you don't get something in return. Yeah, that's what the stuff is. There's something to be learned. If you're open, if you're open,

you're open to that stuff. You're open to that stuff. A lot of people, if you're open, you're gonna learn. You're the two last time. If you're open. A lot of people let it destroy you, turn them bitter and all that. The funny thing about like what I find the challenges are not what you think they're gonna be. So you think when you go through some shit, right?

That you're going to be, whatever, it might be. Losing all your money, you know, somebody, your wife takes your kids from you, whatever it might be, you know. You think that the challenge is, I gotta just buckle down and readjust. That actually isn't what it is. A lot of times what happens is,

it fucks up your contract with life and it can make you bitter and it can make you angry and it can make you all these things. And that'll change you. That fundamentally changes you. So a lot of times forgiveness and keeping your heart open and staying joyful is is I'm a home or guard. It really is. It really is though. I mean I

Give you live left You know it away in a way you have Love left. It was like that Tyson thing who said no stop You can't let that the devil wins if you fucking let it fuck you over and you and you change He changed you he has power over fucking weird thing to think about how how was Arizona it was good yeah when I went out there to visit my mom she recently had surgery and stuff and then Trevor Wallace happened to be out there doing shows and stand up live and man he sold out that four shows at that most dope beast it was it was awesome It was really cool and a lot a lot obviously a lot of fighting the kids fans and audience and stuff

I didn't I didn't know you also went back home that was like they never show your brother passed away No, it was adverse. It was his birthday. Oh, got you. Yeah, it was his birthday So so yeah, I went out there as well, you know, cuz my mom had the surgery and just to be a Adoptive mom or real mom my real mom. Oh, yeah real mom So when does it a real mom and My real mom. Oh, yeah, real mom. So when you visit a real mom, and then she gets real sad around that time. So it's like to be with her.

Yeah, bad man. So, how long? How long? It was 2013 when he passed. I think I was 26, he was 28. And how's your mom doing? She's doing good. I mean, she's just living as best as she can.

Like, are you guys close? Now, we never were. Like, you know, when I was going through that shit with my stepfather, you know, my mom, I was so flip-flop, like 50-50 with her. Right, I got your mom. Yeah, and, you know, because I was like, man, she was always nice to me. She was never mean to me. You know, but she was with this, that was a piece of shit.

You know, that treated me like shit. And I guess my thing was like, what, and I didn't realize this till after my brother had died, that she was going through the same shit. And you know, so did you talk to your mom get her perspective like, why you with this? Oh, I mean, you went to the house. My stepfather had kicked me out of the house like Larry put all my shit in trash bags really did you a favor?

Yeah, we all did it me a solid Well, I was back lose outside. I was like, they have a good walking on the street with trash bags and shit. Yeah, but uh You know, but and I actually saw I saw my stepfather. Yeah punch him in the dick or what no? I don't want to hit him at all. No, I would know. No. Yeah. Punch him in the dick or what? No, I don't want to hit him in the middle. No, I would. No, no, yeah. That's not how I want to act. But if you're friendly, yeah.

How does he... He has to be kind of embarrassed, right? He's terrified of me. Yes. And you don't, and I actually don't like that. Yeah, I don't like that he's terrified of me. But how did you lose your anger? How did you lose your, how did you fucking deal

with all that shit? Well, I've had three different anger management teachers. I had to go through, I don't like that easy. But how did you lose your anger? How did you lose your how to do fucking deal with all that shit? Well, I've had three different anger management teachers. I had to go through I started anger management in high school So what do you do when you get angry or whatever? Do you look at it? Do you separate it? Do you watch it or something? I mean now Journal journal like no other you know on the road nonstop Like nonstop. You'll see me up early in the morning just generally. He's always generally huh, but I mean You know like I get yeah, I guess the biggest thing, you know, I don't know, yeah, that's, I don't know,

I don't like that he's intimidated by me. I don't like that he's like scared him because I'm like, that's not what I want. It's his own insecurities. It's because he knows what he puts in his heart. And then you, you still won, so it makes him feel type of. Yeah, yeah.

And the reason why I saw him because I have a brother, my youngest brother, special needs. And so, whenever anything, you know, he needs anything, you know, that's when he'll come around or whatever. So I saw him and he, like, it's like weird, man, because he's like, you know, hey, he's your pill, like, he was like, he can't even look me in the eye. Cause the bears. Yeah, and I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, you don't have to, you know, like, it's all, like I'm good, I'm fine.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I'm not, I don't know, I just don't want that to be the thing. I'd rather it just be, I don't know, I don't know if you ever gonna fix that. Yeah, and you know, and it's on him. Exactly, and you know, I'm not,

I don't feel like I should have to. No, do you need to. You know what I mean, or need to? It's on him. It's on him. Yeah, I feel once you know, big time. Yeah, that's a lot of shim's on him. Yeah, if you want to know You know big time that's a lot Should you done the work. He has you know to me and I will or he feels guilty right or he knows he was Oh, the guilt that's hard to live down guilt is fucking heavy because he's like

He goes I took my shit out on this dude and I had no reason to do so that's no that's the one thing I'm so glad that I don't have is regret on that level. Some people fuck up so badly that they have regret. You can commit sins. Yeah. You can't touch kids. You can't live it down. Yeah, never.

You've got shit that you can't live down. I don't have, thank God, thank God. Well, there was things I realized about him. His father just left him. He was never there. So, and for the longest time, he thought it was a great father to me because he was there. But that was just all he knew.

That's his perspective. That's his perspective. He goes, my father wasn't around. I'm in his life. You know what I mean? So that's what he thought. And also, he wasn't treated the best. He was beat pretty bad too.

So it was like this. He wasn't getting any props for being better than his dad and his mind probably. Exactly, he thought he was. He literally thought he knows. He literally thought he was doing his best. Yeah, you know. Life is one continuous mistake.

Do you know what I thought? I was gonna text the group chat about it, but it was super heavy and cheerleading because cheer season two came out. Yeah, you saw, you watched it, yeah. I'm on the eighth episode right now. I was texting Chappellevo yesterday. So that school I showed you where I was competing.

Yeah, that's my school. Oh really? Yeah, Trinity Valley. No, they're beef. Yeah, yeah. Trinity Valley's beef. So that dude, Vonte, that's my boy. I fucking know it.

Yeah, I forgot you because they tell his story. I'm like, is this guy Chappelle? They tell me. I'm like, it's fucking Ch it. I forgot you because they tell his story. I'm like, is this guy Shepel? I'm like, it's fucking Shepel. Really? Because it's the story about how he's shepel. That one year, I was like, this is Shepel. Nope, it's Shepel because they talk about him. Yeah.

Because again, obviously we make jokes about, there's a lot of gay guys in the church. Then they go to him, he's like, from the hood. And then he was playing football. I like, you're about with football. He's a big sports hit. Yeah, he's, well, he was playing football. I like to hear about was football. He's a big sports hit. Yeah, and he's playing football. And then a cheerleading coach, they saw him do something.

He's like, you should come out for the cheerleading. He's a beast. That's what's really, man. Oh, he's on the national team. Like, he represents the USM. He's a beautiful team, USA. He's a monster. A big thing.

But I was like, is this guy should pell? Yeah, he's a great guy. He's a great brother. Yeah. But what's great, do you guy Shepell? Yeah, he's the great guy. He's the great guy. Yeah, yeah. But what's great, do you get the episode six? Yeah. So I watch the first two, they're famous now, which I don't, I was like, I don't really like to show anymore.

I was like, I just want to see the Jerry episode. So episode six called Jerry. So you know Jerry was the guy who, for those of you that didn't watch, chair, there was one kid who would have Mat Talk and he was America's sweetheart. Everybody fucking love. Yeah, everybody. Everyone loved him and he was America's sweetheart. Everybody fucking. Yeah, everybody.

Everyone loved him. He was big on YouTube. Everyone fucking loves guy. He was on Ellen. He was correspondent for The Oscars. He was on Good Morning America. Registration. Everything.

Everything. And then in the height of his blowing up, allegations came out against him. Two twin boys who were 13, what they came out, were 13 came out and said he was like, basically like, crash some slessin' for sex, stuff like that. What's nuts about this cheer doc is they have the two twins tell you what happened, verbatim step by step.

Isn't he in jail now? Oh, love that. Minimum 15 years, the trial hasn't gone on he's Fuck fuck bro. They they came in like rated his house because he admitted having sex with a 15 year old boy And then there's like a bunch of other cases against them but with these 13 year olds they were two redhead twins and The kids young they're into cheerleading yeah, and so he he started like DM and I'm talking to them and stuff like that. And I was asking for like pics, stuff like that.

And the kid was like, I felt pressure, so I sent some pics. They started being super aggressive, cornering them about them. There's all this shit on the floor. Yeah, all this shit. But what's crazy is that the mom, the only thing she found out, which is her son was acting different, and she's a really happy kid, but he was acting different. After going to the same like competition with, but he's acting different. After going to the same competition with Jerry, he's acting different.

So she got on his phone and then saw a video of Jerry like jacking off. She was like, what the fuck? She reports it to the, and this is what I will talk to you about. She reports it to the cheerleading association. They do nothing. The USA is so. And there's 60 open cases where they do nothing.

It's a real problem in cheerleading. Yeah, huge problem. Huge problem. How the fuck do they do nothing? What's like gymnastics too? Like underage kids, real problems. How do you do nothing, man? So there's nothing. It's a real problem, cheerly. Yeah, huge problem. Huge problem. How the fuck do you do nothing? What's like gymnastics too? Like underage kids, real problems. How do you do nothing, man? So there's nothing.

So the mom goes, cool story goes to the FBI. Oh yeah. Well, FBI goes, excuse me. Yeah. And then, real fuck around. Oh, they rated his house, took his phone, and this kid so stupid, he cleared his phone. About a new phone, didn't think the government would

pick up on that and start doing the same thing, taxing under his kids. Yeah. But my whole thing, I would be willing to bet bottom dollar. I guarantee it that Jerry molested as a kid. And when I see this, I'll see what he did, it's fucking terrible. If you know his story, like, I don't know his story. But what I was, but for you to tell me, what I assumed is,

he has a sickness. Yeah. He has a real sickness. story like I don't know but what I was but for you tell me what I assumed is he he has a sickness yeah he's a real sickness yeah so his story basically from what I learned on cheer because I mean he his mom they were homeless they were living on the street yeah and she was paying for him like finding her way to pay for him to do cheer him and his him and his brother, I think his brother, they lived on a street for like years. And eventually his mom died of cancer. So like, since a kid, he like,

he doesn't have his dad in his life. He's crazy. All these things like, that's surrounded. I'm not saying, like, this is okay. You know what, I'm not trying to like, me neither, but my argument to that story is like, when I was watching, I looked it up after, they're like

It could because they think he's a threat because he keeps doing it. They're they're they're he can't post bail So he's still in jail right now. So his trial comes up later this year. Yeah, oh Yeah, but they I looked at what he's on trial for dude. There's multiple cases the minimum census if he's found guilty Which he will be admitted to it is 15 years is minimum so I look at my head. I'm like all right. Let's say put this guy away for 40 years, right? Did that can't be the way to treat this like he clearly needs rehabilitation He's helped and has never had has never had any guidance in his life Yeah, but there he also has a set of skills that everybody fucks with yeah I'm not talking about cheerleading. No, no, his personality

Obviously So that they had the head cheerleading coach on them. She's like the next aim of cheerleaders and They go have you heard from Jerry and they're recording them when this is happening and she everyone's crying Everyone's fine. Yeah, yeah, and she goes a lot of people. Yeah, so fuck so many people and she goes He wrote to me once he wrote a long letter and she starts, she goes, yeah, fuck so many people. And she goes, he wrote to me what? He wrote a long letter and she starts crying and they go, well, what was the letter? She goes, he was so positive.

And he goes, I'm gonna get out here. I'm gonna be a motivational coach. That's my calling. I'm gonna be a motivational coach. Tell people you have not what to do. And she goes, it's hard-bending because he doesn't realize the severity of what he's facing. He thinks he's gonna be able to fight his way out of this

and get out and be motivational. And she goes, he doesn't realize, like he's going away for a very long time. So what you were talking about is, and this is such a thing that they talk about now, it looks like being a pedophile is a compulsion, right? It's like you're attracted to children. That's what happens, right? You're like, you see a six-year-old and eight-year-old, a ten-year-old, and you are sexually attracted.

Okay, we know that that happens. That's fucking disgusting. Now. And I would kill you if I could. Well, all of us. But the problem is, is it something else. But here's what they're saying. They're saying, right now, if you are that pedophile, you have a couple options. One, keep doing that children till you get caught. Two kill yourself, two kill yourself, right? Whatever it is. And a lot of them, and then if you're kind of a really

also coupled with the very, a lot of them feel really guilty about it. So they do whatever they can, but then it rears its head and then they have a compulsion, like gambling or something. Or some, some are just fucking scumbags and put themselves in positions where they can do it and not get, so they would join the priesthood and get put out.

Or gymnastics or cheerleading. Whatever, and they'd be out there, and they'd be, they'd be, now they're, they're in a parish in the Philippines or somewhere that doesn't, and then how do they go, and then how's it fear for them when they go to prison? They're the first ones I get taken off.

You know, but the larger part, the larger, the larger, the larger question is this, it's not that I, like, okay, you're a pedophile. If you said we gotta kill everybody, it's not gonna lose that much sleep over it. I want you to kill them first. Okay, but, but we also don't want these people

touching children. Right now, as it stands, if you have this compulsion, you have nowhere to go. If you tell a psychologist, they have to tell the police, you go to jail. So you have nowhere to go. You have no one to talk to. And there's a movement that says,

if this is a sickness, if this is a compulsion, if these people don't have anywhere to go, where they can talk about this thing without going to jail, then the alternative is they keep doing it until they fucks on the dot and you got 50 kids. Then it's on the dark web and it's a bigger. Exactly. Then you have even big basis guys involved.

Right. So what do you do about people who have who don't have? What you do is instead of defunding police, you put the money into prisons to actually rehabilitate your making sense now. You mean you should have, you should have. You mean resources, so we can play about how many people

they put away in prison. Well, what if they actually were better civilians when they got out after serving their time? Yeah. Oh my God. Well, do you not realize that's what it was for? I mean, didn't it became a business? Well, that would be one thing, but also there's,

there's short-handed in all the child pornography that's on the dark web. Yeah, yeah. That shit, we don't have enough of a task force for telling you we don't. But again, I'm not conspiracy guy, but when that Jazeau max well, whatever, do you not notice how many child sex rings are getting taken down lately?

You think that's just a coincidence? Yeah. Part of her, you know, deal, there's a bunch getting fucking taken down like this. I know it. A real big one in Florida got thinking that it comes from her man. Really? Yeah, that's the feds getting it and fucking shut Why does she she she knew about all these things? She's in on it. She knows who's in on it. Who's at the top? Oh, yeah Yeah, and they're not releasing the name I didn't know that on the book if you notice a lot of like they have that black Jerry Epstein's black book all the there there's names that you kind of know,

and then a ton of names are blacked out. They think it's because- Why are they blacked out? They think it's because a lot of those names are still involved in politics or have power right now. I bet that's what's scary. Well, look at Prince Andrew. He literally was, he had all his military title stripped and he's basically

out of the Royal Family. That's the queen son. They're still coming from, too. That's the queen son. Oh, hold up. If you don't like him out the Royal Family, now as he, her son, it's her favorite son. That's her pride and joy. Have you ever seen pictures of him when he was younger?

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he couldn't make money instantly. He couldn't make money in the end. Because what job can't you give you have a felony on you? Yeah, and he wanted to, he was trying to be a mind of my brother's life or whatever, but he couldn't, because he was just like, he was out to he was trying to be in mind of my brother's life or whatever, but he couldn't because he was just like he was out I'm trying to like go straight and I'm trying to do right, but he goes I fucking I fucking can't so he went back to drug dealing and then went

back again. Fuck. So it's like it's like it was easier for him to get back and then for him to stay out. Yeah, and also they know the game and that's how they get money. He said that second sentence he did was like the worst one. Oh because he knew what he signed up for. Yeah and they knew him. They know his rap. They know his rap sheet. So they were like they were fucking what him like and he was doing a shorter sort of sentence. So originally he went in for he got a life for attempted murder and then he felt that he, that wasn't right, or whatever he didn't do it. Yeah.

Who is it? My dad. Yeah. But then he found like a. He studied law. He studied law. He studied law in prison, and basically realized that the system had fucked up.

And I guess when you sign someone off for life, I think there's a specific person that has to sign that paper. And she didn't sign it and they didn't sign that paper and so my dad caught that and i think not only did he get released but i think a bunch of other inmates on that got released it's like you can search like kevin mcdonald versus the state of Arizona i don't know some like it but but it's it you can like yeah he found a loophole and got out yeah he found a

loop that was a second time yeah yeah i know, I know. Oh, bro, and he- Yes, it's crazy story. I don't know if he wants to tell it, but I want to say the day he found out he was getting out is one of the twin towers had dropped. Terrible day to get out. Yeah, I know. It's like, man, wow. It was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was like, it was

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When they were talking about we were on DEF CON five or something and then they were talking about a possible chemical weapons attack or something. Yeah, yeah, yep. And so she calls me up and she's crying and I go, what's wrong? She goes, I can't get, I don't have enough tape to tape my wing. She was trying to put plastic around her windows.

Yeah, that's gonna happen. There you go. You know me, you know me. I'm really, I started laughing. I was like, I was so intense and I was like, I swear it's not gonna help you. And we're not gonna die of chemical. But also if we were, that tape's gonna do nothing.

Yeah, it was a little bit of a good thing. She wanted me to come over and I was like, I don't know how to do that. And also, I don't tape's gonna do nothing. Yeah, one of the looks that you want me to come over and I was like I don't know how to do that and also I don't think it But anyways, yeah, he he almost didn't get out because All right, basically this dude So like in prison like you don't really fuck with like the older dudes kind of just like leave him alone like the old-timers You know, geez. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just kind of just been there, you know, and they're just, you know, they're trying to get their time.

And I guess this dude had a slapped an old time, right? And my dad hated when people with bully other people hated it. And he heard what happened. And basically him and his dudes fucked that dude up, fucked his dude up. And then my dad got put in the hole or whatever. Yeah. This is when he was out to get out. I love it. Fuck. And you know, and and at this time, whoa, the dude was like, yo, he's like beaver. That's my dad's nickname or whatever. He goes, yo, he goes call off your goons. He goes, I won't say, you know, you beat me up

or whatever. He goes, he goes, he goes, just call off your goons. And then, cause, cause, cause, cause if, like, yeah, I guess if, you know, some shit would have went down. He'd get out of work. Then, with the goons, what it got, that's, dude, the goons. Yeah, the goons, it's like, it's scary, yeah. He's like, goons, call off your goons.

Cause he was never walking around. He's like, fuck like, he goes, I just, like, call the goons, man, just call them all, please. And then, and then, uh then uh and then literally my dad got out of the hole and they were like Yeah, he won't he won't say it was you Type-o Then my dad that was able to get out the goons Yeah, because my dad was ruthless in there. He had to be you got to be I like the good guy I think even nice guys you that easy stories a dude said was something to him and my dad was like you can't say was something me

And then then my dad and his dude getting a fight my dad gets stabbed in a stomach and he had to get like surgery or whatever He's in handcuffs bleeding. He's gonna give me all the fucking operating table. Give me all operating table He's got this massive scar To this day. Oh to this day. I get huge. I told you and I went to Miami-Dade County jail. You did? I went to do a TV show. He was a visitor. I spent a week.

He's going to try and... When I was in, when I was in. He's going to try and relate to your dad. Bro, I held the I-Store is a brother. Bro, he's a brother. I held the I-Store is a brother. No relation he has to relate to prison. I held that deep right now. No relation he has to relate to prison. I held the deep lock down.

I held it down. Right now, deep lock, no, I'm not saying so. Dave J.O. Dave, Dave, why don't I get there? Dave, why don't I get there? Guy was stabbed 12 times and going, I'm gonna let him know. Just fucking huge, built like a fucking bridge.

I'm gonna let him know, fucked up like that. And his girl, this is the fucking craziest story. His girl for whatever reason was there, makes no sense. If you think about it, he's all patched up and he's still going. And his girl, I remember his girl trying to keep him calm before they were gonna take him to, you know, the infirmary. And then I saw the dude, nope, She was just, maybe she was there visiting.

It made no sense. She dropped off the supplies. Yeah, she was there, right? And with him, she goes, I'll do anything for you. You know, I got you, I'll do anything for you. And he was fucking shouting because the dude who did it was right there. And I went and saw that guy just had a towel on,

but fucking jacked and stuff. I mean, horrible. Horrible shit, man, just shanked. Really shit, yeah, like a little thing. My dad has a real crazy, I'll tell you what, this one. Oh, by the way, real quick, that was the first time I got what's called psoriasis.

You're stressed out. Stress? Because I went, because I, what they took me for a tour, and I went up to the, where they keep crazy people. So there was a guy who had molested children and he was crazy, he was talking to himself. Well, we don't really have facilities for the mental heal, at least not when I was there in 19,

whatever, 2000, whatever. So they take you and they put you in a glass aquarium. It's a glass aquarium and somebody sits in a steel chair and watches you 24 hours a day. So you're on suicide watch and you're in a steel chair and watches you 24 hours a day, so you're on suicide watch. And you're in a glass aquarium, and there's a metal cot, and you're put in a, well, it's like this.

See this cup fit, it's an orange nylon poncho. My struggle with this is if you touch kids, that's what you give it. Oh, no, it's not just that, it's also just crazy. Yeah. And so then there's in there, and so I go in there and I see this, and I don't like this, and the guard, you know,

I'm a macho guy, right? The guard sees my face, because I'm having a meltdown. I'm fucking, dude, I'm about to have a meltdown. Like I thought I was gonna start crying, because I didn't know what to do with this situation. I didn't know what to do with this. Did you feel bad for the crazy? I felt so bad about everything, about life.

I was like, this is the worst shit. It was the worst place in the world. And the fucking guy who runs it goes, hey, he goes, what'd you bring him up here for? I never forgot this. He's a civilian. You can't do this without giving him. Tell him what to expect. You can't just bring him in here like this. He got mad and ready to tell you. He's saying. Yeah, they bring out that night. Fuckin' that night, psoriasis. I got, I was the first time I ever developed psoriasis. I had huge red splotches on my butt. I was just the fuck out. I was that fucked up over it.

Fuck chill. But my dad was telling me the story. So I guess Arizona, neo-Nazi or whatever, white power dude. Airing brotherhood. Yeah, airing brotherhood. Didn brotherhood. Yeah, Aaron brotherhood. Didn't get along with Aaron brotherhood in like California. So this dude comes in from California.

And he's like talking shit to like those, the Arizona neo-Nazis or whatever, right? And this dude's cell was next to my dad's cell. And there was this new guy that came into prison and he wanted protection, right? And they were like, okay, if you want protection, you gotta handle that dude. To do that's talking shit.

The California neo-Nazi. Right. So I guess one day the dude was like mopping outside the cells. Outside of that dude selling like my dad's cell, right? And when the coach was clear, he had a knife like shank that was under this like mop. And I guess he like fucking went in and just,

gizzes, gizzes, gizzes, gizzes, gizzes, gizzes, God hits him up. My dad said that body sat there for hours. Until someone came. Until someone came. Jesus. And then he said blood started like sleeping into it. So much blood in the head. And he being into his cell god damn he said like that's how fuck

that was and meanwhile he's like trying to like that that's what made my dad like you know one of the many of things that have the fuck he was like I gotta get the fuck out of Jesus it was like that fucking like and but that's what he saw like every day was shit like that. It's been a dark podcast, yes. Yeah, yeah. It is a dark one. And I got to rise. Yeah, you got to rise it. You held down C block what or something. Now, I got, I got in fights, dude.

I got caught out in the yard and this is a true story. And they surrounded me and I looked at them like this and I was fighting back then. You know, I was a full contact fighter and I looked at them and I go, I go. You guys want to dance? And then you let him up and then I let him the fuck up. Can you see my wheel?

How was home? Oh, home was good. I was visiting my little brother just hung out with him. Is it locked down up there still or no? Kind of like it? To a certain extent, I mean, everyone's still very careful up in the bay, but then there is also a good amount of people still going about their lives.

It's just like, it's better than like, say a year ago, two years ago. Yeah, so much. I'm a sac man in a favor. Yeah, you'll be fine. Yeah, you'll be fine. Nothing crazy. Well, you worried about a homicron?

Now, I'm worried about people, fucking worried about it. Yeah, you know, I stand on it. I think more and more people are like, there's nobody's been dead yet, nobody's died from it. No, I know it's getting better, because even on CNN, you know, they're like, don't let your guard down yet,

because everyone's like, shut up. Okay. Yeah. Even Democrats like, shut up. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You're fucking January. Oh.

Everyone's sick of it. Yeah, they just, the New York Times is like that the risks are still there like You know how many people have died of alma mater how many zero for real? Yeah, I was amazed That's the last time I saw Go to JT's wings at all. No, I didn't I think I think it's a T's wings. I'm sorry How far is JT's from Tucson if we play that? That's a stretch. What's a stretch? Hour and 45. I will drive it hour and 45.

You will? Yeah, the best wings ever. You always say that and it drives me up a fucking wall. People say it's a great place. JT's wings. That's barbecue. It was fucking fire. Why, why was it?

We got so many, we got like 80 wings. How can wings be that good? The way they prepare, they put them in the flavor, then they deep-fry them, then they grill them with the sauce. They're so nice, Ben. It's really nice. They're so nice. When you bite into that, that's the best thing ever.

That's the best thing ever. How many will you eat? I mean, I'm just dying. I know, right? I haven't had anything but fucking red meat for two weeks. I did notice that your face looks different. Yeah. I know right I haven't had anything but fucking red meat for two weeks I did notice that your face looks different. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, it's great everything. Yeah, yeah It's a good thing to reset right just just have yeah, I don't know how long I can stain it

I was talking Rogan this morning about and he's like I do fruit It helps you in diarrhea. I'm like dude. You keep saying diarrhea. I don't have any of that I don't know like this is diarrhea like you get it checked out dude. I don't have any diarrhea Well, you should get a call of that. I don't know, there's a guy who really i had to use wooded that i had three pieces of flank state but you feel pretty good feel great never hungry do you have any cravings no none because my the number one thing on my diet right always cheese because of sugar

because my cavities no sugar baby and sugar and a little whiskey though or a little alcohol when you're on a oh yeah people go with your car carnivore diet i say red i'm gonna have a heart attack but red meat whiskey my heart attack hands down red meat whiskey and coffee my heart Attack hands down, but your boys lose away. Do you feel good? I feel great. Yeah, I have no issues. Yeah, roll my bike 40 miles Just they have no issues. Yeah, it's not a yes to me that this tough mud is gonna be no problem for you It should but the tough mudders is tough as you want to make it. Yeah, if you want to fucking try and compete and beat

Everybody then you're being some shit, but if you're just going for a good time and experience, we're gonna have fun. Yeah, right, last. I mean your foot's gonna fall off or whatever. My foot will come, my foot will come off. I think I'm gonna take a bunch of hands and you can flammatories beforehand and after. 100% you should.

That's what I should do, right? And that thing, I'm gonna bring one of my thick boy fanny packs and stuff it with those gel packs with caffeine in them. Cause they have electrolytes, cause last time I cramped up bad. You don't have them for all of them. Yeah, okay, good.

Yeah, I'll bring them for all of us. Yeah, okay good. Yeah, I'll bring them for all of us. Yeah, I mean, Jay's been talking back and forth. What's Jay, do you see the shoes? Bro, Jay's not ready for this. Oh no, Jay is more than ready for this. Jay's acting like he's fucking high-kissed through a minefield in Iraq. He's sent the group the shoes I got for these Nike,

these purple ACG Nike's that I got for the Tough Mudder. And then Jay goes, I'm all ready too. Dude, he sent this shoe, it's like he's running Tough Mudder on the moon. If they're waterproof, they're fucking bombproof, they're these big, heavy, like men in black. He's got goggles, he's got compressions. And I go, I go, what?

I go, I go, what? I go, oh my God go my god because I don't get mud in my eyes my god goggles I should I said you know how big of a dork you gonna look at that story I guess the sun's heavy so you probably bring a hat right now Sure, we're a hat sunglasses if you want you might lose them, but yeah I that's not my ring with I have a headband on, that's it. So my hair doesn't flop in my eyes. But Jay is fucking legit.

Yeah, legit, I can see some of those. He's so impatient, I'm like, all this, like, I said, what the fuck, you run a tough motor or fucking run on Mars? It's so intense, and then he goes, are my feet gonna get wet? I go 100% bank on it. You know, his feet are all weird.

They're like frogs. And he goes, all right, he found waterproof? I go 100% bank on it. You know, his feet are all weird. They're like frogs. And he goes, all right, he found waterproof socks. Yeah, yeah, he got waterproof socks. Dude, your feet are only gonna be wet for two hours and he goes, oh, I can't risk being wet for two hours. I'm like, you know what, maybe this isn't for you. Doggles, waterproof socks. That's right, I don't think he's doing a lot of running, right?

No, there's no way he's doing any running. Are you doing any running? Yeah, I ran with him the other day. Yeah. No. Man man my wind is fine I got damn foot my heels my heels just went nah, so I got to figure it out and I'll run tonight. I'm doing it though Yeah, be fun. Yeah Christian. How are you preparing? You're young you'd be alright. I know right You don't need to fucking do it. I'm just more worried about you in the water and drowning Yeah, I'm not a vast like I not that strong. Like I can walk through it.

You're asking it, walk them through it. I can swim, but like I can maybe doggy paddle at the best. Like I'm not that strong. But the good thing is you're not swimming miles or like even blocks. You're like, you're learning water for 30 seconds. By the way, I want that cold plunge. It'll bring the air in.

I love it. Yeah, I love it. They have a cold plunge right after? No, during the race. Oh, during the race. You gotta I love it. Yeah, I love it. That co plunge they have a co plunge right after no during the race Oh, during you got to get through it. How far are you running before you hit an obstacle course usually a mile or something? Less the first one. Yeah, they break it up like some it might be a mile then obstacles So might be two obstacles then you run half a mile then an obstacle, you know, so you're not running like, sometimes there's a long layoff then an obstacle. When you get to the tail end of the thing,

again, I'm sure this course is different than the first one I ran, but when you get to the end of it like the three last obstacles, you're running for a little bit. You're running. Or jogging or walking, whatever you want to do. I'm walking at that hoe. I mean, last time you marked had to, because the tough mother team was filming us.

Oh, come on, you guys can't walk. I said, look, you're right. Yeah. But I want to do. And I was cramping up as a nightmare. But I'm all right. Did you cramp up? Just at the end, because I don't eat, you know?

And you did, you did. So do you not, do you eat like before you don't eat breakfast? No, but I'm a I had a beer. So some thing gave me beer last time which helps before you guys. I'm just on the street beer. Yeah, the real car. Carbs cars eat a bagel or some shit. I won't I want you to be good.

I'm gonna do that. No, I wouldn't. I don't know. Yeah, you're gonna crash. Yeah, the sugar in the dough all that. No, I'm pretty those gel packs. Yeah, I can't wait to see which one you guys bitch out. Turn the race. Not before you. You're gonna go. I mean, I'm fucking taking the

challenge. I'm gonna fall off that's the only thing. But even with that, like anyone like on the fence, run it. Okay. Then walk it, dude. No one cares. That's what I'm saying. I'm walking. I'm gonna like, all right, then if you have to walk it what you're not walking But if you have to walk it you can walk, you know Yeah, or or can even like you know, he's just cut through him like my foot fucked up got through me just at the end You didn't wait to finish you know wait daddy and then you'll get your hot bike You know now is it gonna be a satisfactory because you cheated and didn't finish no no and did you deserve it? Absolutely not but maybe I'll say I can't but you're still But maybe I'll say I did. You waste every waste time money and resources. Yes. Yeah, but maybe I'll still gonna be I'll say I did do it now It's also lying now also rely on lying. No because we're filming it and I'm gonna show if you quit now

Here's the other thing The you're gonna have a team fix sure it on if you don't finish I'm gonna cut the shirt off of you now hold on in on camera I'll go no no I'll fight you but that's fine So so I'm gonna have more March and I'll hold you down.'m gonna cut you. Am I gonna have and I'm gonna have a fucking Team. You think sure is it but is it a thick mother shirt? Yeah, so it's a thick mother so but is it probably this is hold to my body? It's a shirt. Yeah, is it?

It's a it's a mix. It's the built club shirt. All right, because I wasn't that holds to my body. I'm supposed to wear tights because when I'm doing the crawl and stuff about. So you wore shorts into tights, right? I don't know, I guess so. Is that what you're saying? I would for you, like keep your muscles warm like that. I'll do that with you. All right, I gotta find them hose.

Are you just wearing shorts? Short shorts, dope sneakers, NST, and a headband. You sturdy kid. I guess, man. Sturdy kid. My plan is to do it. So I'm running one in January. My plan is to do six in 2222. You want to do six on?

I want to do six on. I want to do six on. I want to do six with them. I want to do six with them. No, you do six of them. No, I want to do one. No, do people in love you. Yeah, that's cool.

See me sick. Yeah. And then we'll line it up on tour. Like we're in Austin. They have them in Austin. They have them all over. You know what's fun we're going to have, dude in Austin they have them all over You know much fun we're gonna have to And you're again three big balls three big

Good have you heard this long? No, you want to hear that song? Anyone heard that song put my nuts in his butt like Scotty Pibbeng. You never heard that? I heard the gay rapper. No Big dick big dick. You know her that green like spinach. Yeah Green likes vintage. Yeah, I don't think he's a big green, but we listen to this on the road. It's the funniest. It's the first song we play when we all get in the way. It's called The Shots. No, no, no, no, put that.

You're gonna use some weird chaps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right? We'll give you the name of the rapper. Yeah, I think this song is called Three Big Balls. I think Jay introduced this to it. Yeah, he saw it on TikTok and was dying. But I'm sure pretty, that's the song. Yeah, I play it. Play it? You're fine I'm sure pretty, that's the song. Yeah, play it.

Play it? You're fine? Well, it probably will, but- You don't have to take it out, but- I can't wait to hear it. You can post the lyrics, and while we listen to it. And then we see the lyrics. Hold up.

You want to see the lyrics? But play the song for Brian, but put the lyrics for the fans. It's a great song. Ooh, 1.7. Sassy. She'll tell. It means to tell it's just us.

I don't trolling. I don't like you. That's how we promote our song. Big. You never heard. No one's ever heard this thing. No one's heard this. The craziest. It's only been out since. No one's heard this. The craziest thing.

It's only been out since July. It's not like an old song. Okay, guys, and they bust all my eyes. You have the Sturve Christian. We got the Sturve Christian. It was all. Have you ever heard the thing me and Rogan did? The Howard Stern play.

Yeah, so funny. You ever hit it? No, that's our jam. That's our jam on the road. I like how you like how you use basketball player references. Yeah, they're clearly super in the basketball. Like Scotty Pippin. Yeah, Jordan James Harden. No, that's right. James Harden. No, it's like it's it was yeah, the Joe Rogan song, I thinkounder. No, I don't think so, hold on. It's not a song, it's a bit. It's a bit. It's a bit.

No, hold on. It's not a night. No, it's an old bit. It's an old bit, dude, we were young. On his podcast? No. Well, they got a mixed place guitar. You know what it was? I think it was on his album. Never mind. He does

You know the the play it sometimes on Is that Lex? Yeah, it's like three. Oh, he plays guitar. He less playing guitar. Oh shit. I didn't know that he's that's dope special guy Yeah, though. The the played on Serious sometimes I've heard that bit on seris with Rogan so funny. Yeah, it's you guys singing no no doing a bit Where he's like don't be gay bro. Come on. Let me just let me see her ass. You got a great ass I was like I like she did she says my ass is flat. Let me see her ass your ass is fine. You got a great ass, dude Let me see if I can put my dick in it for a second the whole time talking about not being gay Like come on. Let me see that fit my dick. You And you can hear me going, yeah, it's so funny.

All right, Chand what do you got? All right, they say, let me check in. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me pick a chicken. So Tiffany Haddish was recently arrested for a DUI. I guess she was under the influence of marijuana and she dosed off behind the wheel in Georgia. She said I'm in a hard time.

I think when she broke up with comments, sounds like she having a hard time that and then the Bob Sagitt thing Yeah, they were really close. I love her so much. I love Tiffany man. Did she so pretty in person? I've known Tiffany's Gorge I know she was 18 her body is redigging. She's beautiful and she's an awesome person and she's fucking generous Is shit she she's a great person man all the way around I think she's having a tough time. Yeah, and you're nothing but great things about her. she's a great person man all the way around. I think she's seven of tough times. Yeah, I hear nothing but great things about her. She's a, she's been great. I've known her since she was 18.

She's a great person and two generous, two, two, two nice to people, two nice. Yeah. She had a fucked up life. She's a good person, good people. Yeah, her and Bob Sager are really cool. She was dating Common. Yeah.

He broke up with her and kind of threw some shade at her, right? I don't know. I haven't cut up with that one. Well, what does she got, Jim? You're good. So the Farmer Bro has been ordered by a judge to return $64 million worth of profits that he gained from changing the price of a medicine from $13.50 to $17,000 per pill. No, no, no, no, no, $750,000. There we go, $700,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So by the way, that is a toxoplasmosis. When you're HIV positive, you can get a deadly parasite called toxoplasmosis, okay?

And so there's this darapin, which is a drug that actually is the I think at that time At least the only thing that you can be used to save your life and it was 750 a pill or it was 1350 a pill Yeah, and then it's fucking the get buys the company and jacks the price up to 750 dollars a pill Yeah, so he was allegedly attempting to stop the generic version the life-saving anti-parasatic drug that he profit from to on 15 from coming to mark an effort to avoid Competition basically get him monopoly on it. Yeah, yeah, they can't get in the out making it so expensive and had and he was so I'm cocky about it. Smoked about it. He was does he I'm also also have that money to pay back Probably somewhere. He's a fraud. They're gonna get it somewhere. He's a total fraudster bad guy terrible piece of shit look at him fuck that michael jackson knows

mm-hmm so speaking of rumors last week we had the drake rumor with the hot sauce that still unconfirmed this week alien i don't caprio rumor went around where they claim that him and his uh... girlfriend broke up and she said that the worst day of her life Was when he rented out a movie theater played star wars and like ran around the movie theater pretending to fight bad guys with a lightsaber This went viral for about a day and then people came out and we're like one she's never said this to there's still together They're in same bar to doing like sexy rich people shit right now Yeah, well, you're just making like a bunch of But it's so weird that people buy into this shit. Yeah, like really slow you said that easy to I mean you put it out there

Just get a life like what are you doing? What's up girl? Oh? He's gorgeous. Oh, yeah, he dates What young it's the prettiest yes young and pretty she is alpichino's goddaughter Well, oh, yeah, yeah, she is famous parents I forgot who they were but gorgeous. She's gorgeous model actress. Yeah, that's yeah, you know It's pretty cool to be born famous. Yeah, look at it. Yeah, I can give a fuck does he? He's just like I got I'll have a belly I like chubby Leonardo to cap your you like I like him. Chubby. He seems happier. That's why I just yeah I like Jolly chubby when you don't have a

He doesn't have a role. He just releases the fucking Crackin. Did you see his recent film on Netflix? He's a little chubby in that. Oh, yeah, I don't you talk already He was just look up. Don't look up. I already kills it. He's very good. Oh, don't look up. Yeah, yeah Yeah, I heard Jonah Hills great on there to Jonah Hill kills it How is that so good? How is that movie people love it? It's like a silly kind of funny movie to watch while you're at It's like one of the most viewed to on Netflix people love it all the biggest celebrities right now, too Ariana Grande's in it Kid cuties in it Jennifer Lawrence is in it show the Hill Maelstrom. Yeah, the BBC licorice pizza

No, it looks like it's good though, isn't it? It's you like it awful. It's getting a lot of Accolid it's I know it's who's in it Um, I know Bradley Cooper's in it. Um, I'm the phone Wonderful And did Bradley Cooper direct it? No, that's Paul Thomas Anderson same guy who did there will be blood. Oh wow Magnolia, yeah, Yeah, boogie nights.

Now Christian, love you up. Now, will do you? Everyone I've talked to has all said the same thing. That it's not good. Yeah, it didn't do well. Oh, oh, shop pins in it. Yeah. Oh, I fucking love Sean Penn.

He doesn't mind either. John C. Riley. Well, that's a 91% of rotten tomatoes. That's weird, Christian. No, I've heard the same thing. I've heard the same thing he's saying. I have. Oh, Anthony Mullinari.

Good for him. I've worked with him. Good guy. He really liked it though. I tried so hard too, but I really wanted to like it, but I just couldn't. What's it about? Honestly, it's so confusing.

First it's about... First it's about confusing that first it's about at first. It's about like a child actor Then he opens a piz- like he falls in love with this Photographer that's taking the school photos like he's trying to get her to go on a date with them They become friends then they open a pinball business together a water bed business like yeah, it makes absolutely no sense Do they play pinballall Wizard in there? I have no idea.

Honestly, the best part of the movie for me was Bradley Cooper's part, and he was in it maybe 10 minutes, and even then it made no sense. He played like Barbara Streisand's boyfriend. All right, well, I won't see it. Yeah. So what happens? A lot of high-em.

Appreciate that one. So this is an update to the Logan Paul fake Pokemon cards. He made a YouTube video where he went to go get authenticated. And the only way for them to make sure that the cards were real or fake was to open up the box, then losing its value if it was real. They opened it up, and it was filled with GI Joe cards. And so he lost $3.5 million and that's how he made the YouTube video scene.

He then promoted his new drink prime saying, oh please buy my drink so I can recoup this money. He actually bought the Pokemon cards from a friend who had bought it for 2.7. So the friend came out and said, I actually returned all the money to Logan Paul. Now I'm trying to get the money that I had spent back from the person I bought it on eBay from. So this is Chris. But it's a little weird because the guy who sold it

originally on eBay changed his username three times and only had about, I think, two different people trying to buy things from him in the past. This exact box of cards was sold for $70,000 prior, but when the person who bid on asked the seller to authenticate it, they pulled out. So the seller on eBay had a really shady pass of like selling stupid shit. Yeah, weird, you'd say that you'd spend $3.2 million on that shady pass.

So, yeah, Jake, I mean Logan Paul has all his money back, thankfully. It's just the guy that he bought it from now. His friends kind of fucked out of his money. Jesus Christ. Yeah, shit. Um, that's crazy. Ain't that about a bitch? Yeah, because you know, Mike's big into the cards and stuff and he was saying he has

friends who, you know, they'll buy a pack of like a box cards worth like a million dollars. But when you go to ensure it, they don't, they'll buy a pack of like a box card worth like a million dollars. But when you go to ensure it, they don't, they don't give a fuck about street value. So you're ensuring for a hundred bucks, you know, you pay to a million. So they'll drive to where it's shipping at and wait for days for it to land so they can grab it. Just people, if people find out they're going to steal it. It's a real hustle.

I didn't realize. I mean, let's go. It's a real hustle, I didn't realize. I mean, listen. The biggest one I know right now, where the Logan Paul got hustled out of training cards. I got hustled from cats. I'm always on out to play. I'm on the way now and where they jump on the trains when they slow down, cut them with ball cutters

and take everything out of the cargo holds. Oh, really? Oh yeah. Oh, it's how that recently. Yeah, we're all gonna post that. Yeah, I think so. Good stuff, good stuff. All right. I've been seeing more ever since March's card, because Mark was coast on Wednesday, March's

card, they jacked his Cadillac converter. You know, Cadillac converter, Prizes are number one. It's a real, it's a prop in LA. Yeah, Prizes number one. Are they taking the Cadillac converter or the computer? No, they've come to computer. Yeah, I'm sorry, the Cadillac converter. Yeah, there's money in it.

But it's all over the news now. I get some real prom. Mark was not joking. Oh, dude, he pulled up to my house to run the other day. And it sound like you drove. Like he landed a plane or something. I'm not hardly David. Prius. Oh, yeah, he's driving a car. Let it convert or do for a car. It takes takes the, I think the lead out of the fuel. I think it just emissions,

has to do with emissions. Clean, it means the car is so much better. So you can still drive it. I can still drive it, you're fine. Okay. And now it's a car ready. A lot of people get really calmer to convert it for straight pipes,

the louder and fast, supposedly faster. Yeah, but if you're doing a pre-yes, you don't want that. Yeah, okay. It's so funny, it's just, the big business, they're just jacking.yes, you don't want that. Yeah, okay. It's so funny. It's a big business. They're just jacking.

Well, how about the fact that they just come into homes, these super wealthy homes in Beverly Hills, at home invasion, they just plan it all out, you know? There was not too many of those, but you know, I heard there's a whole thing going. Is that all hype? Yeah, it's hopeful, shit. Yeah.

Look at the stats. It definitely happens, but it's not like this. You're living a big city man. Yeah Well, I think the teams of guys hit a certain string of houses and that makes them that happened years ago It was for the pandemic my house got it. Yeah, it was wild being back home because Arizona's such a wild-wild west and Me and Trevor we were Grammits of Polay and this dude I recognized him He was like, yo, man. What's up, man? I get a picture with you. Meanwhile, the dude just has his strap

Right right at his hip even nice guy, too Yeah, just in it But just like you see it and you're just like I forgot cuz I mean you're on it When I lived there like I it was just like I'm used to it used to seeing fucking people with It's a right to carry you carry it got gun outside of you. It's out. Yeah. Yeah, you can carry a gun. Yeah, you don't see it here. But I tell you what, I tell you one thing,

man, I always say this. I mean, this, I know it's fucking crazy, but I mean, the chances of, you know, someone breaking into someone's home in Arizona, there's a 99% chance that person is strapped. Yeah, so they're ready twice. Oh yeah, you think fucking twice. How about that dude in Texas taking over that synagogue? What happened? Oh, the

other hostage. Yeah, the real sister or like his girlfriend who's on, she's in prison for life. What is that? What is? Yeah, he was holding the holding the, them hostage in hopes to release her. His lover or sister who had some ties to trying to kill Americans damn who was he was he crazy he was from England of Middle Eastern descent was there not calling a hate crime uh... no they are British citizen malich no they're not from what I hear that's why people a's why people are pissed about it.

It's like they never said that. They never said it was a hate crime. Yeah, there's all that stuff, you know. A lot of like, micro-route stuff on that. Yeah, it's just antisymmatic. Like he's in a synagogue and he's, you know. And if you look at how much crime and like this shit has been gone with ant-Semitic shit,

it's the numbers on that are not that scary. But somehow it's anti-woke to say that because then what you're doing is you're being anti-Islamic. So you wouldn't say that Islamic guy who is of Middle Eastern descent to cover a synagogue, you wouldn't say that because that would be then pointing people in the direction of thinking, well, there might be some Islamic. But then it's okay to say when they raided the Capitol on the Sixth that that's domestic tear,

white domestic tear, and that's okay. Well, all of that stuff is fine. But there's a real agenda in the mainstream media that just, when they do that stuff, they lose their credit. It's all good. Yeah, that's what Brad was talking about. He was calling what it is. Yeah, it's like, guys, come on.

America knows the news thinks like pulling the wool over at, or we know what's going on. Most Americans know what the fuck's going on. What else you get, Jen? Actually, quick story. So this Friday, it was me and my girl in my house or my new apartment. And then you moved? Yeah, moved.

When? Like maybe, how many? Two, one, two, ten. Maybe a month? I'm not down here. I'm not down here. Did you move down here? It's like a little, it's way closer to here

than what my other place, but not down here. It's like a little north of Santa Monica Okay, so not that because you know my girl lives in Orange County You we're working here. So I had to make like some sort of like you can in the middle, but I'm I'm way it's like I say half an hour to get here That's not bad. It's really good. You're not in a man. So you just thought you're not over the hill. No, no, you're right. Yeah It's it's way better dude. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's way better, dude. Okay. Yeah, I get here super fast now. So we're on the, we're hearing a dog screaming, right? So we went out to the balcony and look over at this woman's

holding a little baby, like a little black dog, like this. Like puppy? Oh, no, it's like a small dog. Okay. It's like a small dog. And then I saw her just go like this. Bam, on the ground. And the dog just kept screaming

and then we were just like, stop, stop what are you doing? And then my girl's like, don't go down, I'm like, I have to go down there, right? So then I ran down and of course I can't with a heater. I ran down no weapon or with a heater. It's a woman. Yeah, well, you killed some woman tough.

Okay, carry on. So me and my girl got an argument about this too. Okay. I went down and I just kept yelling leave it Don't leave it alone and she kept picking it up like this and saying weird things. Oh, she's out of her mind Yeah, but it seems like it was her dog, you know, yeah, it does about it Of course not no, but it just seems like it was her dog, but she was just using the hell out of it Like actually throwing it against against the door

So then I can't be like stop. Don't fucking there and another guy came over and my girl called the police Another guy called the police, another guy called the police as well. And luckily the police showed up pretty fast. Oh, that's good. So then the guy that actually stopped to eat, he gets his partner, he goes partner, get her. They arrested that woman right away.

And then I was able to get the dog into the car. So you have a dog now? No. I feel so bad. You have a dog with brain. Everyone was like, they were trying to grab the dog, but everyone's like, he would try to bite at the, the officer, right?

So, but then I was with the dog a little longer, so he was cool with me, and let me, let me, oh, pick him up. Yeah. So, what do they do with the dog? Just put him up there. Shelter. Yeah, shelter.

But the cop, so I was like, thank you so much for coming out for a call like this, it's a dog call, he goes, no, this part one of the more important calls we had today, and he goes, thank you for everything you do to him. I'm like, what? He goes, watch all your shows. That's cool. That's cool.

Yeah. His name is Jared, the police officer. That's cool. Yeah. So here's a tribute question. You're in Los Angeles. Cool. Yeah. Somebody, your dog, you have your dog there. A guy is bashing your dog.

He's killing your dog with a baseball bat. He's hitting the dog with a baseball bat. You have a gun. You say, stop. He doesn't stop. You say, stop again. He doesn't stop. I know where you're going with this. No, you say what gun. You say stop. He doesn't stop. You say stop again. He doesn't stop. I know where you're going with this. No, you say you can't kill him. Kill your dog. It's not your property, right? Because it's yeah, because you always say this.

Here's the problem. I don't know if I was going to say I think you said this before. Yeah, you have it's so easy, right? You can say he was threatening you and you shot him before you say. Of course, you're saying if you're caught doing it though, that's off camera, you go to jail. So my argument with my girl was I said if it was a guy, I would've just rushed them. Yeah. But she's like, no, so I'm just gonna happen. You're gonna go to jail or whatever.

But I don't think I can instinctually just see that and not rush them. I also, you don't wanna live in a world where something like that's happened if that was a guy, or a guy breaking in a house and it's like, oh, is the make my day rule, you're not thinking about any of that. I've had my house where it's the last thing you're working

about. Of course. And trust me, you'll be fine. You're not going to fucking prison that. I've had my house where it's the last thing you're worried about. And trust me, you'll be fine. You're not going to fucking prison for your rest of your life for killing someone's breaking your home. You'll be fine. Yeah, they could break in your home, fuck that. If that did. Okay, on a lighter note,

have you seen this Michael Jackson impersonator? I actually do well against this guy. Oh, what was it getting to me? God, he looks just like him. Yeah, his name is Santana Jackson. Is it impersonator? I saw the fight. I actually do well against this guy. Why was it getting... God, he looks just like him. Yeah, his name is Santana Jackson. Is it a impersonator? I'll show you the fight.

Oh, hopefully it's here. I haven't seen this. I haven't seen this either. So it was unprovoked attack. This guy just came out Michael Jackson. Oh, the guy can't fight at all. Oh, Michael Jackson's laugh. Look at it. Oh, Michael Jackson't fight at all. Oh Michael Jackson's laughing. Look at it.

Oh Michael Jackson's laughing at him. Oh, he does shit. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh He's all laughing. He's doing something? Yeah. They said give someone say give him Michael. He's all yanking us here. There you go. That's it. It's a joke. It's a little dark. Oh, damn.

I could play with Michael. Michael knows what he's doing here. I like how he's just like I first just got one way that guy is fucking with him. Just drunk probably. Yeah. Yeah. I huge weird asshole. And I got beat up by Michael Jackson. I never said it.

Yeah. At least hammer. He's not doing too well. He sure says camp fit the stupid. Yeah, and the Michael Jackson guy also does like wrestling too. Can I felt wrestling? This weekend there was a homeless dude sleeping in my neighbor's yard and the cops where I left on fuck around.

They could just send a woman goes, big woman goes, we'll be out of here in a second. And I go, I go, feel bad for the guy. Because he was actually crazy and she goes big woman goes we'll be out of here in a second and I go I go Feel bad for the guy because he was actually crazy and she goes she goes you feel bad for him and I go Wait a little out of his mind she goes oh boy. She's like me. She looked at me like I was a little bit I've been with her. I've been like you're the problem. No, I don't mean that way. I'm with her I mean I want to go away, but just fucking I just felt bad. That's all I was embarrassed is him wrestling Yeah, I want to be like W. W. Shit Does he dance? Wait, is this a new thing since that or well? No, he's

This guy's fantastic. That's why he was able to do well because he said, well, do, don't fuck with that guy. He knows he trains. Yeah, he trains wrestling. Guys, some of those Michael Jackson impersonators, he was actually very nice to that guy. He was fucked up dude up even way worse.

That's funny, man. Okay, I just saw this. I thought it was crazy. Shut up, it's a jeeps. Look at that ledge. Oh shit, that's not good. That's not raging too, man. Is that the, is that that fucking river

where all the crocodiles are? We're in the middle of the mountain. I don't think so. You're talking about really different river? Whatever the fucking is. Well, you're gonna run out of gas here. There you go. There you go. There you go. Boy, I could have been dice you firm Yeah, ain't get out of the way. I know I don't get Jeep way a bunch of the ones after crossover, you know

But that was terrifying Jesus Christ what's also what's okay? So that's what they do with jeeps Jeep culture What's also what's okay? So Deep culture yeah, so what'd you say a T. Fat K watch or new Jordan sent this sent this thing in Boy so check this out Yo I got a big fucking announcement today. It's for all you nerds on the internet. NFTs, NFTs. Well guess what?

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You can go get them right now. I mean who wouldn't want to own a piece of this fucking history He's funny. He's great. Yeah, I love him. He's great. He's got a good He said this most pivotal moment for the tech industry since Steve Jobs created the Trigger next sweater He's got look at that fan. turtle next sweater. That's great. Hey Scott, look at that fantastic tattoo. Is this a shape? Yeah, I'm a fan. Yep.

The last one. Is that a sod money? What is that? S-O-D. Money, gang. That's a hell of a fucking label. Maybe that's his label. That's a nice necklace.

Yeah, he's a... All right, so I guess this pastor spit on someone's face. Because there's a biblical thing where Jesus Created miracles would just spit or something like that. I'll just place this Changing something and you don't see it clearly yet I'll do it All right, and this is where most people would not face Jesus anymore. What most people would do is turn away. Alright man, let's not watch this shit. No, I'm just watching this shit. No, I'm just a devil.

What I'm telling you is this guy's code. What I'm telling you is just as he's physically standing here knowing what's coming. Is he gonna ask for money? God's saying can you physically and spiritually and emotionally be able to stand when getting the vision of receiving it might get nasty. Does he slap it in the face? Probably.

It's done by a real hospital. It's just a matter of saying, if this is where human beings embarrass me, might get nasty You mean Not I jump god my getting asked to tell it back because the vision I'm about to give you And my get nasty You can see it like hanging off his beard. Oh

Do you hear and see the responses of the people? Here a fucking weirdo and I'm telling you is how you just reacted is How the people in your life will react when God is doing what it takes Don't think that's what the miracle. What are you saying? This man was blind. And what he was trying to do with this man is give him his DNA. Okay. So you apologize.

I bet listen, man. I didn't go outside of the guy. What's up, people in the day? Yeah. What'd he say here? Why don't you far? Yeah, I was going on everybody. I hope you're having an amazing Monday. I just want to try to say face I watched it back and it was discussed like that was gross. I want to validate everybody's feelings

That that was a distraction to what I was really trying to do I was really trying to think I'm alive and for people to see the story But yesterday got to live and I own that and I just want to make sure people know that we want to help people We want people to see Jesus. I don't want your help if I get it It does seem like a nice person and so I forgive him and he seems like a good person Yeah, but right at that was what I promised talk to that you know what? He does seem like a nice person and so I forgive him and he seems like a good person Plumsy when you're clumsy in life it can fucking be bad. Yeah, I can yeah, he does see like a nice guy You reach too far and you fuck that was his little brother. He's doing it too. Oh, it's his little brother

Either that makes it a little bit better Hey, your girl 16 and pregnant dad. I was gonna ask you about that, because you watched that show. I don't know her though. I don't know. It was like a newer generation. Yeah, I don't know who Jordan Cashmars, I don't know. Yeah, watch that show. I'm gonna do the fuck that is.

So was that a real video that Kanye West made about trying to find his daughter's Chicago's birthday party? Yeah. Yeah. Travis Scott sent to location. He dropped a pin to. I'm highly open the door. Oh, really?

Yeah, apparently security guards did not want to let him in. And then Kylie had to come to the front saying, it's okay. Here's a distract to a P.A. Son. Kanye. I heard, yeah. Kanye, like, yeah. He said something about, yeah. Yeah. I heard Kanye like that. He throws like a jab at him.

Is good. I mean he just says I had something like I survived that X. Yeah God yeah God let me survive that crash so I could beat Pete David's ass. I think the defend Kim here she all she's saying she's like human from school She's like I just need a heads up man. We can't just pop up. Yeah, and he didn't give her heads up That's all that's so cute. They're kids are so cute man Super cute What else got you? Yeah, I was it a daughter in a son, right? What's up? No, they have four that four oh Super cute. Yeah, pretty cute

That's a cute little cute kid. Oh, they're so cute man. There you go. Oh She looks fantastic. Yeah Super nice piece. All right, that it's it. All right kid on the episode down a little depressed right now But why? That's it. Alright kid, don't let it up, so down. I'm a little depressed right now, but I'm not. Why? I don't know. The spitting? The spitting, then you just sit. It's pretty fun to be up.

Yeah, I can't believe people, yeah. It's just that, that was like, one that just like got my- Really? That's such a way. I get really tired of my culture. I get tired of, that's not your culture. I'm older. Not your culture, but I hear that.

No, but I'm older. I'm older. I'm more black church and your culture, but it's not part of, it's not part of my culture. It's not part of my culture. It's not part of the American culture. That's a different culture. American culture. No, it's part of the American culture.

No, it's part of the country I live in. Yeah, I get it. I don't like wokeness, I don't like that stuff. I don't like a lot of shit. I'm depressed. I'm fine. I don't have a lot of time. I get it, I get it.

That doesn't, that doesn't, I mean, Jesus Christ, dude. Jesus Christ. No, it's not Jesus Christ. It sucks. There's a lot of shit. No, I mean, Jesus Christ, dude. Jesus Christ. No, it's not Jesus Christ, it sucks. There's a lot of Jesus. No, I'm saying that's why you need Jesus Christ. I'm just not, no, no.

Yeah, I guess Jesus Christ is what I'm saying. Brian's like a little old man. What? Hold on, what? Hey, is this gonna help? Yeah. No, I don't know, where are you gonna put it on? Dude, teach this lesson to your new baby.

What? Oh, okay. I should see your son-a-mul. Oh, gosh. It's normal. It's good. Tell your dad, give me $59. Oh.

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