The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 765: THE RACE!

Episode Date: January 20, 2022

Brendan and Shapel finally have their foot race and the result is in! Also, the guys discuss the new JFK doc and talk the Ray Epps Capitol Riot controversy, brothers in the NFL and Brendan's man crush on NFL player Cooper Kupp, a jacked Bryan doppelgänger, a girl taking a selfie on top of her car while it was sinking in an ice pond and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and I always beg younger people to listen to me. And that's fair. Sometimes they don't and sometimes they don't. And what happens is we pull not one, but two hamstrings. Two hamstrings. And so Brennan has got two severe pulled hamstrings and he's a little heavy right now.

The little heavy of heart. The left one is, now I pulled it when I was, when I went to camp the Buffalo Bills, last time I pulled it. Yeah. And you got the home? This is way worse than that. This is way worse than that.

Oh, you have to go, oh no, sir, it crashed my NFL dreams. Well, the old hamstring devil was like, you know what dude, it's been a while. You know what, been a while. Been a while. I don't even know. And you didn't listen to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the, to, it's been a while. You know what, been a while. I don't even know. You didn't listen to the, to the, to rings.

You didn't listen to the wise man. You said it and you know, you know, you're the number thing I regret most. Like A, I should've listened to you and warmed up because you're older. B, when, I don't think we have footage of it, but when we first started the race, because we did two takes, when we first started,

I pulled up and went, oh man, my name is TIE. I saw it. And she'll tell God bless him, he goes, I don't think we should do it, man. You don't want to fuck up tough mother. That's what I thought. Maybe it's just like, I'm just kicking the collar. Listen, I was saying that.

I was still out the guise of my- I get it. I'm so pissed, the only reason that I let you do it was because you put your hand in my face and you went, we got this So I was a little pissed But I should have I should have said You did say more of this but we said we're not doing this but we should have said we shouldn't do it I said we should do it cuz I would be right at the beginning goes and then when you look at me and you went

We'll see what happens and I went that's not with my hammy. Yeah Never say we'll see what happens cuz we know what's gonna happen in that situation. Because I can see you grabbed it. You grabbed it. Because remember, I don't like when Shepel and Mark and I are working out or when I'm doing it. We're not sprinting.

No, sprinting. Ever. No, ten years. That's what I'm saying. Sprinting is so fucking different. But I thought from the workout we had today that would have been somehow, but now that I think about it.

It's not as worse. Yep, so better worse. Yep So that was worse because we Because we like my own my own change today and then we push Slas and then we cool down like some idiots and then A little breakfast I mean I'm and I know So I just want to say that the start is much experienced yeah athletics literally It's you know what we do sometimes daddy blow out I can't emphasize enough. I didn't blow out like one. I'm talking both hand bones are this left one.

Well you couldn't walk. Well you couldn't walk. I had to be off watch. No, it's only not to come get me. Maybe boy, I had a car. Oh no daddy needs a wheelchair. I had to help you up. I have a set tonight at the store.

I don't, I'm at the wheelchair. Maybe just have someone pull you up. But he needs a van. He needs a van. He needs a van. Maybe just have someone pull you up. But he needs a shot. Everybody ramp you need all that stuff. Do my kids really so pissed? Because you're going to monster truck monster jam. Well, this is then they like to play and I play I run around with them all the time. They're going to tiger.

Well, both of them are pretty big on their stand either now. Now you crazy. I know you're going to fight me on this. Yeah, you crazy. If you don gonna fight me on this yeah you crazy if you don't think I'll make the tough month or 10 days now because listen now hey hey listen you gotta listen to my dad is going dark what is that mean what's dark meaning yeah yeah you might you might get some core zone you might get some other shit name on. Name something.

Well, what you want to do is you want to there's a ship for that. You will, if you speed up the, if you speed up the healing process, there are things you can get down in Mexico. That'll do. That'll do. You mean the dark web?

Yeah. Mexico. Yeah, you might have to do that. Daddy's, daddy's going dark. It is. Daddy's going black water. Yeah. When we get human growth hormone and we get all the other stuff. Yeah. Black water. Yeah. Hey, hey, I'm throwing a cocktail to make that. My buddies showed her for 10 months. And my, my, his, my friend

of ours is a doctor and shot him up with some steroid. Yeah. And it was better. He said it was better. Like I, it was better than next, it's just like three days. Yeah. The one you have, why do you have to go to a store and what are that? I wish it was a store. Why can't they just be regular?

Why can't they just like, you put that out there over the town? Does the steroids actually help for? They think that they do. Oh, big time. Yeah. It's celery super fast. Well then you gotta do it.

Oh yeah, daddy's going. Hey Brendan. It's dark. Brendan, I got's going. Hey Brendan. Dark. Brendan, I got a question. Yeah. What'd you think of me? You're fast. I knew you're fast, but.

Can I see the race? Can I see the race before he's working? I don't think you're gonna be fucking. I was slow. I didn't have fat. I didn't think you were gonna be slow. Yeah, I mean, I was like to shoot to take someone down.

Obviously you gotta be fucking fat. Well Brendan didn't tell me, he said he's had, that's gotta down Obviously, you got to be fucking fat. Well Brennan. Brennan did touch me. Brits. He said that's gotta be He's gonna be super fat I was like, well, it's a big compliment. Yeah, he's confident. There's not too many things I go hard about. I mean to but do you You're pretty fast. You're a big boy. Daddy. He's gonna do it again But it's just in the book. It's just fuck it. What do you what do you think, Brian? Because you you he didn't listen to you. here's what I was what would you say? Here's what I say. Who's gonna wait around for a year?

I know you're not funny for one year, okay? But I do like the idea of actually properly preparing for it properly He was stretching a little bit at first. Yeah I'll tell you the stretch it, that's whatever we fucked up by not by working out, cooling down and then sprinting like some idiots. Yeah, I don't know why we did the slip, which is this one. I don't know.

And I was saying, we should have by just sprinting without warming up and I don't give a fuck who you were. Yeah, we should have done some jog. You gotta do that. Some jumping. No, you work into it. Anybody who just starts sprinting is a fucking crazy dummy dumb.

Okay, you can't do that, including you, Chappelle. You're young, but it's a great way to start that. I know, hold you. I'll be 35 on Sunday. Okay, you got 30. All right. And that's what you can't say now, goes well. I was like, why did you say you have no business?

I've known for three years. Oh, okay. That's what I was saying. I was like, I'm a man. No, when we were before the race started, I said, I said, bring it, we're older. I'm like, we don't have to fucking, she'll be able to do it.

Yeah, I'm like, we don't have to do it. I don't have to fuck up, but I was like, shh, yeah. Yeah, I definitely, I didn't say, she'll have to, I was like, he didn't say, shut up. I was like, I should be alright though, dude. But I was thinking, like, what are you saying? I was saying, you were downright rude

and a podcast and this morning, I should have won. When, I mean, you were your handbrains, I mean, I've never been actually treated so rudely It was actually astonishing and I was like and I was and that's why the only race That's item figures now now I think now you but I would you I would say you want to shut it down It'd been tough to shut have I been who I think I'm your biggest protector. Yeah, but Brian I'm older. That's my job right but Brian you text us this morning. Yeah, you've been at the top of the morning I

Even text the small shabal is a cave because raining out on the on the valley You it's raining do you want to Friday to do this? Well, I just said we go, but then I give a fuck. Hold on, you gave a fuck. No, now you were you were pushing us hard. No, you push it. No, wait, wait, I said, you know what you mean? As we go down this road and I'm headed towards the dark side, but I realized that Brian fall. You don't king this. Yeah, you're don't.

You're the one that stirred this up, mean, Chappelle, or best friends, and you go faster. And then you keep going, he is, he's black. You know that? Yeah, because you said he's black. I did, I did, but he hears that. I did bring me up.

I brought Rayson in. And now look. You brought Rayson in. Now, I'll be out. But the last thing I said in the text was, you also thought I was 30. The last thing I said in your sentence, I go, Chappelle's fast, dude. Why don't you just forfeit? Well forget this whole thing you said that yeah

He's doing it to to to get me to do. Oh cuz he knows your competitive is your fault, man I said fucking raise raise raise raise raise and that in parentheses and and not the skin color And no one else was pushing this no one of our guy whatever we talked about this morning. Well, you both were very fucking cocky You were very excuse me. We can replay the tape. Yeah, I mean, she fell was definitely cocky Yeah, you were going I was I was I did you were going I do this all the time I'm not well just warm up please. No, we'll do it now back in the day. I do you were you were Like this you did go hard in this face. You were like,

no, but even you did go hard. I wish you would. I wish I listened. I know. You pushed the hand and it used to. I knew. And I was hoping I was going to be wrong.

I was hoping. And my, my, my, my, my dumb, my, what, the problem was when I saw you grab your hand string, I went, the first time. The first time. He runs this right now. We're not going to do this tough matter. That's what I said.

And I go, but then I have plan a fascist. So that's fine, but also he's going to hurt himself. And then you go, I saw you warming up and I was like, I don't think we should do this. And I just think my instinct only, and I can't. What do we have to prove with 100 meters? I was like, who the fuck is that?

I was about to find royally. Yeah, that's what we left it out. I wouldn't believe that. Listen, I'm a hundred meter? I was like, who the fuck is that? I was about to find Royalee. Dude, what we left it out? I don't know, fuck it. I don't know what fuck it is. Royalee fucked up. We have nothing to prove. Sometimes when you fuck up, you can just say I fucked up. I mean, yeah, I guess.

I mean, both hamstrings? One, I was like right I can both And the left is listen, I've been around these are I got sets tonight Let's do that it's not torn off the bone, but you know, well, it's where your ass I let well that's where it connect that's a huge problem Well that it cuz you felt it Brian. Yeah, when you're feeling that's the ball muscle rolled up Oh, that's a big problem. Because that's awful. Because that's where you want to be welded.

Well, that's where the machine starts. That's where you're. If you want to cripple somebody, cut them there and you're not doing anything. Can't you write cupcakes for the spells? It's hell's birthday on Sunday. On Sunday is our birthday. And there's a birthday. And there's a birthday.

The 26 is on Wednesday. Early birthday. And the major birthday. You do. The 26 is on Wednesday. So we'll have a show. Hey, yours is Sunday. Yeah, we'll have a show. And for a 500-year kid and then the show at night. Yeah. Where you birthday.

Oh, fuck, that's right. The British shopping for him. So yeah. And we'll bring you up on the wheelchair. Just go work on it. Do I go crutches? We shouldn't have did that. We shouldn't have the rain killers on the way you do you're sitting on back ice I'm sitting on ice. Do you have a Mark Harley net right now? When it first happened I would say it was at a a

Strong nine out of ten you know me. I'm you know Oh guy For me to lay on the ground like that go I can't get up me, you know, I'm, you know, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, it's gonna be again, again, certain areas, nine to 10. Now, from your experience, the next day is not better than the first day, yeah? Does it cause do it's the worst? When you first do it is the absolute worst. Now, right now, and all you can do, like cow chewing grass is, stay still.

Can't move my legs. Don't wanna move my legs. There's no legs. Giving up is gonna be a nightmare. Definitely not driving the sports. The sports were a hot second. Yeah. It's gonna be too tough to move the legs. There's no lightning ups, gonna be a nightmare. Definitely not driving the sports room. The sports room. The farm, the hot second. He's gonna be too tough to get in now.

Give me that Bronco for, give me a month. No, no, no. Just be in the problem. There you go. Now this is worst case scenario that happened during this stupid race. Well, this was so dumb. Which will, we're too old to be doing it.

You know what? Because the winner, but the winner, listen. The winner had a lot of money. Listen, I had to, I know. The winner gets to say, I'm faster than you are. But it was the way, it was the way I was doubted. Okay, that was my only thing. It was the way I was doubted and I was like,

I can fuck it run. Well, you know, for me, I'm way older than you guys and I decided to run with Luke Rockhold. I decided to sprint with Luke Rockhold in the sand. In the sand. That's insane for though. Well, my life has actually never been the same. It takes away the explosion.

Yeah, and it's all about that. But my ankles and my calves, they've never been the same. Actually, they've actually never been the same. They never recovered. They never recovered. It was a weird thing. I'm always asking for issues though. I just thought for this one time, could get their shit to get in.

I mean, even with the hemis, you still running. So we're not running it back. Yeah, you want to watch the actual produced one or the Christian version? Pretty produced. Oh, Christian just straight away. I don't want to see. Do you have a side by side so I can see where Shepell is? Yeah, no one got the...

Let's see. We'll watch this all together. Shepell is going to get into his fifth gear here. And at this point he was in his fourth gear. So let's watch this one. Yeah. Yeah, see this is right there. You can see he's right there.

He's look at the way you're walking. Hey guys, right there, you can see. Nice. Got you. Now you guys were pretty neck and neck. You're walking. Hey guys right there you can see Yeah, you guys were pretty neck and neck. Who put in that? Yeah This one said is a fair matchup. Yeah, I've been fun the fuck you find out Look at you know, I don't think I care. Look at your power enough. First of all, you were pushing us so hard. You woke up this morning. I get this.

Yeah. You woke up this morning. Look at that. Look at that. That's all you can say. That's all you can say. I think my sponsor, Team Bieber, you know, he's my sponsor. He's doing this whole race.

That's the best you're right. I'm gonna race. That's gonna get you up. I'm gonna move. That's his foot. This sucks what happened happened. This reminds me of like the Anderson Silva. Chris Wyden. You ride a football stuff. You don't need like, you know, it's not cool with someone.

It's all get injured, you know. You want it to be fair and all this stuff. I don't call that anything. I just call call it man like we're gonna run it back you know I don't think we are we're trying to run fat we're both too thick to 100 meters yeah you know but also team Bieber who's not running he's just fine so we brought Justin you believe in me I can't wait for the new album to drop hopefully Bieber sees that I hope he does because he did You believe to me can't wait for the new album drop Hopefully be Mercedes that I hope he does

Because he did sponsor here we are dude here. We are we didn't we didn't we literally did not need to do that Piece of shit, Chris. Chris, you guys look very nice. You guys look very nice. Very nice. Yeah, very nice. That was funny. It'd been great if I didn't blow hamstrings. We both fish in the tie.

Every doe. Now, if I just let her win, I didn't let her run. I didn't let her run. Be honest, this is a fair matchup. Yeah, think about it. Yeah, it is. It's a fair matchup. It's a fair matchup.

Fair. No one touched the cupcakes? No, we don't eat on the podcast. Yeah, good point. Last time Brian did it, he got killed. Oh, you ate them deep, too, right? No, he was just chewing. Yeah, but then I feel good.

Oh, no, I mean. Eat that and you're like, oh. Thank you for these, Kat. Where are these from? It's from Suci cakes. Suci cakes? Yeah. Now, I'd love to cheat on my diet.

Because there's no reason to be on diet. No, you've been doing good. You didn't get no potatoes this morning? I saw that. No carbs, Dave. You just did the steak and eggs by itself. That's not easy, man. No.

Would the cupcakes make your teeth hurt? I'd fuck the diet up in room in the teeth. Just not worth it. That sugar. Yeah, that'd be a nightmare. They probably hurt my stomach, to be honest. Yeah. Yeah, why'd be at night. Man. They probably hurt my stomach to be honest. Yeah Yo, why am I still sweating? Oh, you still? Oh, yeah, bro. I haven't I haven't fucking cooled down yet Like this I mean that's what I'm saying. We're we're too old for this

What do we run it for? I Think I think what Brian said our egos got to the best of us. I stopped that I was I you think you're in it I was sparring. I was getting in there and getting hit in the head until I go, I'm dizzy and I'm forgetting things. Like, come on. But even then I had to tell you to stop. Yeah, you said stop.

And I was like, that's why. Oh, so you both try to protect each other, but you don't listen to each other. Well, you know, he said you said you go, at your age doing that and he goes, keep it up. Keep it up. So you said you walked away. I was like, all right, I gotta stop.

And then you said at his age. All right, keep it up He's a nice. I'm not good enough to not get hit. Yeah, and even if you are good you get hit so Shit painkillers when you're Advil I got Advil T town all day. Hey, yeah, yeah, I He's a pharmacy. Yeah, it's a pharmacist. You got this a lot. Yeah, no man. I need the Hey, check him in that Couple over to meet you. No, I took some what it was I'd be profan Christian You got friends you know you got friends who know

about the dark. Yeah, I'll get it today. Yeah. Now you got to probably shoot it in your your your hiding. I will shoot my fucking eye to walk. So wait, when you when you do one of those shots, it'll take it away forever. Well, no, that's not getting crazy. It at least get me through the tough mother. Oh, God, it's gonna be a big deal. Oh, so it's like, but it basically wears off. Yeah. It's gonna be a big deal. Do you have, do you have, do you have, do you have, do you have, do you have, do you have, do you have,

what you say? In this case, you gotta make sure it ain't, it's a terror, you think it's a terror pull? We don't know. I don't know. We'll see if, if I wake up tomorrow, or really I'd say in the next hour if it starts pooling blood I tore it and I'd have to go to the doctor if it was the only way to attach is by having surgery

Yeah, that's all my fucking hundred meter. What do we do with it? But my leg would be so much more sure it'd be I'd be a field of swelling So I'm assuming it's just a really bad pull. Yeah, like that that when you felt the back the ball muscle. Yeah, it has to be just touching it hurts. Oh, man Fuck good job guys Yeah, it's not good. You don't it. She's a cool though. They like to sprinkle donut. They're my little sprinkler. Don't know Those are actually real nice to christmas cream aditos. Yeah, they might my Nike I mean I did it's boost. Yeah, yeah. They call them crispy cream. They're, they're pop strawberry. They're pop strawberry, they say on, on, on.

Well, there's a, there's a ice cream cone on the back. Yeah, you just get these, bro? No, I've had them for a while. The hunger simpsons. Yeah. Oh, are they really? I just had to be, I just had to be a little cutie pie today, a little, a little, a little, a little, yeah.

They're kind of cute. Like a little cutie from the, from the ankles down. No, that's, that's fair. That's all fair. I got my little cute socks on them, a little cutie from the from the ankles down. No, that's too fair. Let's all forgot my little cute socks on a little on my bunny bear Now I can pan Saturday gonna suck from laying down Look things happen things Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't man's gay breach is high as hell It'll be interesting

We Shins all right. It's just funny. It's like you tell like the mood the mood's like where's the worry? It's these things happen. Yeah, I'm at least able to bend my leg right now like this. That's good Yeah, I even I even stand at the top of the morning and go bro if we're gonna do this mile in a circuit We shouldn't do the fucking race. Right now, dude. You're like, at least we're both fucked up. Yeah, you're like, you're like,

dude, there were so many warnings for me. There were so many warnings. Sometimes, I barely made it through the fucking mile this morning. I know, come on. Sometimes the waves are very high. There's a huge impending storm and you set sail anyway.

Yeah. And you know you're gonna get lost to sea and you just do it anyway. This was the perfect story. It's something about being a human being and sometimes you go, I'm gonna roll the dice even though the gods are actually shouting at me.

They're shouting in my ear. But I'm pretty nervous. It's been raining a lot too. And it was supposed to rain if it rained that everything was different. It was raining the most. You know what, this morning I talked to it hey with the rain,

you post-posed ponet. I felt pressure from everybody. Mainly from fucking brides. Yeah, but I put a lot of pressure on it. I feel pressure from everybody. Mainly from fucking brides. Yeah, but I put a lot of pressure on it. I put a lot of pressure, but I also begged you. Yep. I wanted you guys to do a couple practice jogs. Up and down, go a little faster,

go a little faster. Yeah, be honest, I didn't think that would have helped me here. Like sprinting full board. Well, that's no matter what, you still got to sprint full. Not after your workout, that's cool down. Yeah, that's too you still got a sprint full, not after your workout. Yeah, that's too good. No, she's just in a fresh in the morning. What you got to say is, no, we're not doing that today

because we did. So it's a fair to say we don't need to run it back. No, I don't give a fuck. Yeah. Why, you know why you don't have to run it back? It doesn't matter. It's I don't. What did we gain from it?

It doesn't fucking. It was this was strictly ego. The thing I straight up risk missing the fucking tough mother, which a lot of people. I know he asked me to pour some whiskey, he's like keep going. He's going to some natural pain killer. Natural.

You can still go, but just don't, and you know, don't do the race, but you can still go, right? Daddy's doing the race. All right. Yeah, I'll be there. That'd be weird if he just said there, and not did the race.

He's walking it and not. I'm for the fans, you know. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I build a job I just can't sprint on a For the wearing something on my house. Would you say I said take it like with a climbing shit Just take it easy when you jump. Yeah, I'll be alright. I just won't jump What are all the wall the wall? Yeah, she better climb climbing fun a little can't sprint, but I didn't sprint last one Okay, you kind of yeah. Yeah, good luck, man. Thanks.

Yeah, I'm just thinking about injuries, I see dark clouds and I don't see it. You guys can all talk about this. I don't know. I'm gonna climb wall. As soon as it happens. I'm telling you, 10 days, 10 days. But the only thing is I've done this bad, bad before.

Really bad, had to play football games and How long to take off four days man? Yeah, yeah, this is in so what do you do get out get out also? You were in your early 20s Yeah But I think about shit like that all the time strings my entire career. I've done it a bunch Yeah, not maybe that's so what are they in football? You just get shot up with fucking. No, there's all sorts of rehab you do for it and stuff like that.

But really full on trainers and shit. But 10 days I should be able to job. But I won't be able to sprint for six months, eight months. But we don't need this one. No, 10 days you can start jogging. I'll be able to jog a bit by Saturday. With all the stuff you're gonna do. With the events and stuff? No, I'm. With all the stuff you're gonna do. With the events and stuff?

No, I'm saying with all the drugs you're gonna do. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Because we gotta get deep. We gotta get dark. Dark. Gotta go dark. There are people that know. Dark waters.

Yeah, we gotta rush all that nitrogen to those muscles or whatever it is. Rush or whatever. Is that what it is? It's all sorts of shit, dude. That's fucking insane. I'm basically like, you repair the muscle that you wash the Kentucky Derby. I'm one of those horse. Is that what it is they just it's all sorts of shit did that's fucking yeah, they seem like repairs the muscle wash they can tuck you Derby. I'm one of those

Orts that horse that's what you say Brian allows you to train way more and heavier and and and and I guess it repairs the muscle much faster. Yes, what about a cold plunge that a help You have that at your crib ain't gonna carry it. Yeah, it'll definitely help. Yeah, you do it enough I'll do that tonight. Do you have one of your crib? Yeah, yeah, I'll go hot cold No one does no very I'll just like look at that really like Might have to cancel the spot and not... Fucking Christian ran over to get this fucking fee. I had a golf cart that they had right there.

I almost took that and then... Oh, that'd be cool. I didn't know if we would have gotten trouble or not. I fucked that. Yeah. I was an emergency. It was true emergency. I was one of the landscapers, golf carts.

Yeah, there were two guys next to us. I go, is this yours? No, so I just sprinted to my car. I don't know anything about fucking hammies, so. Yeah. Achilles, I saw something. Tara popped there. It's Achilles. Oh, that shit isn't saying it.

Now, that's the old friend of that one. That fucking, though, dude. Like, you can hear it. I was coughing, you can hear it. Yeah. And you can see the way the fucking leg is. Oh, yeah, I couldn't fucking fucking blow that. Fucking insane.

And then that, because the Achilles heel, there's not a lot of blood to it. So it takes four out of it. That's like ribs. It'll take a lot of time. It takes forever to like heal. Ribs are the work, because there's not a ton of blood. Yeah.

Flow through the knee, blood flow. Yeah. What's crazy is the technology for the ACL tears and shit. Like how you heal a lot faster than you say. What are you looking at? I'm terrified. For great three-housing tears, I don't know if it's not three months in here.

Well, three to eight months. Is it three months? Where is it? It's 10 days. Okay, well, we can... That's for some people. Rest the leg, I should leg, we just need you. Yeah, that's terrible.

Yeah, that's not athletic body. No, no, no, no, no. So you know what that is? that is like COVID, you know, that's like the average person. And it's like, that's not speaking about athletic people. That's yeah. These are the core more co-morbidities

with these four. There you go, underlying health conditions. That's for like my, that's like for my aunt. Yeah, and no, sweet or hammy, she'd like, okay, I'm out. As you get older, it's true that your healing takes way much time my dad said that my dad goes you know the problem is like you don't heal You don't fucking heal. Oh, 80 won't you doing heal, but I think take human growth harm And I went to your human growth one takes forever. Oh, it does yeah, so steroids. Yes, human growth hormone you're looking at Four to six months of continuous use before you see results.

Oh, really? Oh, fuck that. Take steroids then. Yeah. Isn't your like a cortisone? Cortisone? Yeah, but that's just that is a form of a steroid, but that's an anti-inflammatory. Well, I don't think I would definitely help.

Yeah, but it feels for the time being. I would imagine things like deck and anaball, I don't know anything about steroids, but they don't, they'll speed your recovery. We'll see you guys. All right, what see you guys. All right, what do you guys do? I should go pick up my... Did you see the baseball, when they fucking,

it made the news, they're steroids in baseball. The George Bush is thing, right? Yeah. I mean, that speech. Stereoids in baseball. So all of a sudden, everybody, everybody starts getting tested in baseball. What was fascinating about that,

and you can look it up, is the fucking number of guys who are on injury reserve, like a week later, because they placed so many games. I bet. So all of a sudden nobody could use anything. Really it's the pictures. Uh-huh.

The pictures of the one that need it for recovery. I bet, I bet, because they're armed, right? They're armed, yeah. That's why you only see them like one every like four games, because they just destroys the wrong like your the human arms not made to do that that many times right so for pictures the recovery is insane Randy Johnson wasn't on anything was he? No, it was probably I was but just your body taking the toll like with your shoulder And then I'll see elbows that's what they have those Tommy John surgeries Yeah, I was not supposed to do that kind of torque

Yeah, all the of all the time. All the time. That torque is insane. And for as fast as they're throwing that thing. That repetitive injury shots. Yeah. And then kids when they don't do that with kids anymore as much anymore, but when they specialize in one movement over and over again, by the time they were talking about this, by the

time they're like 17, they have 30 year old elbows, because they just been doing it so much. You fucking have this repetitive injury. You can't get so many throws like that. You wanna get so many throws? God damn, we're finite creatures. Yeah, what do you got, Jen? All righty.

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shits remember that they're like it was horrific that, they was horrific, but they accidentally laughed out. Like nuclear attack, you're really take cover. And like the whole island's got it. Where's that book, Command and Control, where they fucking, we almost launched an attack on the Soviet Union, or it was the Soviet Union. There are things picked up, an intercontinental ballistic missile coming towards

their shores, and they fucking went on full alert. But it's real? It turns out they were picking up the moon. And there's the signs. Wait! Oh my god! Like that book is so crazy. Like all the close calls we had were so nice. Did you say you watched that Oliver of a stone documentary the the j.a. classifieds I declined it's j.a. fine blown j.a.k. revisited revisited now here's the thing bummer not so it is not so do you know though that actually you know that when they found the bullet

on the gurney that that entire story about finding the bullet on the gurney may be a lie. It may not be true. I don't care about that. Yeah, but that's fine. No, that's fine. Yeah.

The issue is, and if you see the documentary, when they released those classified like document documents, and they made it available to the public which had to do through the assassination it was the AARP or whatever that thing they passed when they made it available to the public that guy that like smart kid they said he's basically moved in he went like 2 million pages or so. He went through they're like he literally set up shop in the library and went was like I'm gonna find out some the interesting thing is when he's tracing

because you know evidence they have to document everything, he went through all the documentation of the magic bullet and it doesn't line up. And they can tell that they forged things. There's no chance of custody. There's no chance and they forged things. And then also with the conspiracy of the magic bullet, which the government told us about,

they changed their original documents, saying that they said originally it came through his back, with the magic bullet, that makes sense. Because in the document, it was saying, well, we know for a fact through all the eyewitnesses, there's more than three shots. But if they say it's not more than three,

if they say it's high for whatever, it doesn't work for their magic bullet conspiracy. So they fucking moved on the original fucking document they changed it and moved it up said oh no it came through snack that's what you see the thing is that the whole is back with the whole thing is so crazy what I think if I if I'm gonna put on my conspiracy hat what I believe is that you had a very powerful elements in the Pentagon who were also aligned with the CIA, who wanted a reason to take care of the Cuban problem once and for all.

And my feeling is, Lee Harvey was a world, may very well have been not somebody who was in, he went to the Soviet Union, he went to Cuba. He was sent there, he was handing out pro-Cuba pamphlets, but he very well could have been a plant. A plant. Yeah, that's what they think he was a plant. Russian Cuban plant. Then they set them up there. Then they set them up there. And now if they can prove that Lee Harvey Oswald, at the behest of Fidel Castro, or at least he was working for Cuba and he killed the president, then we can fucking...

We can do this. Yes. Now here's my only thing. That's a serious thing because now you killed the president, then we can fucking. We can do this. Yes. Now here's my only thing. That's a serious thing because now you got the guy, he's under custody. They're telling people, everybody's gonna ask him questions, right? No, but they didn't though. Well, he got killed by, by a group.

Yeah, but yeah, but no one was ever able to interview them. They wouldn't allow interviews with him. Right. And every single document that they have, every single footage, he goes, I didn't do this. Never, it goes, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't show up at all. Every single shred of evidence we have said he never did it. The other fucking interesting thing is, and to me, I was like, God, that's fucking weird.

So they say, yeah, he ordered that gun weeks prior. They have, and his wife gave him the documents like, here, here's the receipt, this is the gun he ordered. The gun he ordered isn't the gun they found on the sixth floor. It's a different gun. Well, because the strap was different. And then in the pictures that they gave out to the public, you're like, see, he killed them.

There's the original picture, where he's holding the gun. He got in the mail. And then they show the picture, they show the public, it's a different, he goes, they show that picture, he goes, that's my face, that's not my body. That's not my body.

And it's a, and his ring finger is on the right hand and he's holding a different gun. And it's, and it sure is different. Yeah, it's my question though is how do they, it's so interesting. How the hell they pulled that off? Like think about how many moving parts there are because was Jack Ruby working for them too and then he killed Harvey Oswald like you know what I'm saying with them pulling

it all like I don't know I don't either because it's possible that Jack Ruby Jack Ruby did is he said I'm gonna do a patriotic duty. I'm dying in a way. I know maybe he was dying and he goes but but I'm gonna kill. But then how interesting is it that they wouldn't allow any journalists into interview Jack Ruby. And he goes, I'm going to tell you the truth, why this happened. They never would let the word out. They knew he had cancer that it spread to his brother. How where does that? But then also, how about the one prosecutor who wanted to take on the Harvey Oswald and he went through, he goes, and then they had a current like big time prosecutor like in today and he goes looking to the evidence There's not a shred of evidence that if Lee Harvey Oswald let's say it would happen today like this

You'd be found guilty like they have no like to stay right he goes there's not a shred of evidence That would have found him guilty But if they wanted to blame Cuba on that, they still didn't invade Cuba as a result. So what was that about, I wonder? It just didn't work at the end of the day. I don't think it was Cuba. It was John F. Kennedy not playing ball with him. Like he was really ruffling feathers.

Yeah. And then did you hear them? He improvised air support in the Bay of Pigs invasion. Yeah. And then he always fought against them. Yeah. Well, he was actually a four piece. Did you see? Yeah, he was four pieces.

I mean, remember, Chris, I'm gonna hand those guys thought they could win a war against the Soviets. And they literally would have conversations going, we'll probably lose 40 million people, but they'll lose, we'll kill all of them. You know what's interesting, you know what's interesting too is, let me, let me be Johnson. They have him on the call with the doctor.

They, it's him talking to the, at the time. It's it's him talking to the at the time, President of the United States talking to the doctor, then in Johnson. And the doctor calls goes, they want me to sign off saying it was this magic bullet, this three shots with the shooter like that. You tell me and he goes, do it. And Johnson goes, I agree. That's insane. Well, Johnson, John goes, that doesn't make any sense.

The doctor goes, I can't sign off on it. He goes, I wouldn't either. Click. Well, so also also doesn't make any sense the doctor goes I can't sign off on it because I wouldn't either click Well, so also also the interesting is Johnson's I guess number one aid later on said Johnson himself. This is what his aid said I think this was in the church commission I think when they when that senator church had these hearings and he said Johnson said I think the CIA probably did this.

Now that's Lyndon Johnson. And what's interesting about Johnson too is obviously him and JFK didn't like each other, so luck and spurses go towards Johnson. After watching them, I don't think he was Johnson. I think they had their disagreements. I don't think he was in on it. No, no, no, no, no.

I don't think he was in on it. It's so fascinating. But and then if you watch, I'm sure it's the same. That's for the fucking. JFK was in on it. No, no, no, no, no. I don't think he was in on it. It's so fascinating. But and then if you watch, make sure to. That's for the fucking. JFK was in, JFK was in Tampa a month prior. Okay.

And someone from the government called and explained how they're gonna assassinate them there. And the guy that was gonna assassinate them, they go through, they go through, they go through, yeah, they go, yeah, it was a Cuban exile. They go through his whole history and they think he was the additional shooter

in Dallas they don't have they have evidence that he came to doubt how many shooters are they saying it was to three now here's my large question because the the the i-winnis is uh... heard more than three shots yes and then that when you go through the locations of the shot to definitely was a one guy no one gets fucking really strange is the autopsy when they go to get the brain and the doctor, and they go, first of all, there would never be that many people in the

room over watching everything you do. He was very strange. First of all, he was smoking a cigar. Correct. And then the brain, the original brain, it was all one piece. And they go, well, that's not his fucking brain. His brain was blown half off. And then they had to reopen it.

And then they bring his brain in and the half of it's blown off. But the first one that the war can do, why would they do that though? From out of high brain. It was him from out of high for three weeks prior. But it was him in his brain. His brain was actually larger than the most normal brain.

But yeah, but why would they do that? Just to pass it? Because again, it wasn't like today where the public's on it. Even back then, the public did not fuck with what they told them. Nobody kind of just accepted it. No, they didn't. Oh, no, sorry, sorry. The public's back then without social media and YouTube. They didn't buy it.

Because the eyewitnesses there were like, what? No, we heard this money shot. Yeah. Then the news at timees there were like, what? No, we heard this money shot. Yeah. Then the, you know, the news at time, there's like three news stations. Uh-huh. Oh, no, it's Lee Harvey Oswald. Everyone's like, there's no way. They didn't fuck with it back then. Right. I talked to my dad last night because he was, he was eight when that happened. Uh-huh. And he was like, I remember it was like, he was yesterday. Yeah. He was so many people. We're so upset. Yep. And he goes, and everyone had all these conspiracies and it never stopped. He was even to the state, never stopped.

He was, I remember my dad, he goes, I remember my dad yelling at TV going bull shit. And he was in your grandpa was not, what's your dad think? Like my grandpa served in World War II, Fathonazzi's was super pro-American, pro-government, pro-all that shit. And he was like, bull shit man. There's no way. Why why my question also is Why are some of the files still on lockdown? Explain that to me here's what's crazy because it's gonna let you know that the government was involved That's why they think you think yeah here's what's crazy. We know Trump's a wild card, right? He he just shoots from the hip. Yeah, he saw the he goes, I can't release those other ones. I can't. He goes, I can't. He was not released this May.

It's only be what I said. I wonder if that implicates the Soviet Union or Cuba. Yeah, I think so. You know, either Soviet Union, Cuba or the CIA, it's bonafide evidence that they're involved. Well, that's it. And if that comes down, that's, that's actually,. Well, that's, and if that comes down, that's, that's, that's, actually, that's, see, that's, and that's why Trump's not released it. Now, they say in 2022, December, they have to release those under the law. Yeah. I bet you they find a way to not remake that. So I don't know if you saw that, and Oliver Stone says, if you don't trust your government, it starts here. Like the way you gain trust in government again, is transparency, right? And I don't know if you saw Ted Cruz interviewing

the head of the FBI about that guy, Ray Epps. Remember the guy in January 6th, this is fucking on. I'm not a conspiracy guy, and I would never believe this until I saw it yesterday. Ray Epps was the guy in January 6th, going, we have to go in the capital. We have to go in the capital. No, bring up Reheps, watch this video.

He was, we have to go in the capital and people were like, no, and they were going fat, he's a fat, fat, fat, fat, they were calling fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat. And he kept inciting it. Go. He was trying to get everybody in. Yes. You can see he watches, watch. Now they say, you know what he's supposed to be?

You know what he's supposed to be? That's kind. You know what he's got to be, you know he's supposed to be that guy, you know what he's but you gotta watch the video. He's a wedding planner. They said he's a wedding planner. But what is he? He's disappeared. So he's inciting violence, okay? He's inciting violence.

And I'm like all right, he's probably a Trump guy like, is he? Everybody's calling him a fed. He kept showing up at all these things. I like all the Trump shit. Yeah now now do me a favor Do me a favor? Just bring up a video of of rats. I want to I want you to see this and then I want you know I want you to see Ted Cruz interviewing the head of the FBI and and I'm gonna quote him. He goes

I can't answer that right here. These fucking watch so watch watch Ray abs right here. Individual featured in video, right? Building. This is a player's phone. Oh, he's from Arizona. What's the reason you like this? The chance to go into the Capitol also seem to have acted on his own. I don't even like to say it because I'll be arrested.

Well, let's not say it. We need, we need to go, I'll say it. All right, we need to go in. Shit. To the Capitol. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go! Unsurprisingly, he was on the FBI's most wanted list and was referred to as Suspect 16

for some time. FBIWFO is seeking the public's assistance in identifying those who made unlawful entry into the US Capitol building on January the 6th. And then he disappeared. But now, look, on the 16th, it has been scrubbed from the FBI website. You have to take a look at the way back machine from archive.org. You can see that from January 8th, 2021, all the way until June 30th, Suspect 16 was pretty clearly highlighted.

But suddenly, on July 1st, he wasn't on the web site. He would still be on the website, just with arrested under his name, like others who have been apprehended. But he's not. He's just been scrubbed. This has prompted lawmakers to ask questions about whether or not there were FBI provocateurs who may have helped events on January 6th to go Where they did it?

What they would find this individual has not been charged with anything. Can you tell us without talking about particular incidents? particular videos how many agents or assets of the federal government were present on January 6th whether they agitated to go into the capital and if any of them did. So I'm not going to violate this norm of the rule of law. I'm not going to comment on an investigation that's ongoing. Oh no, the capital breaks database has no entries or listings for Ray Epps. To some, that's a pretty good idea. He owns a wedding event. Why? Do you believe that?

The ongoing mystery of Ray Epps, who repeatedly appears in videos, encouraging and inciting an invasion of the capital on January the day. Positive? Yeah, so summary. So I would assume the reason he would work with the FBI or the government

is obviously to make Trump look bad. No, so the FBI, anytime law enforcement, if you have like the proud boys, if you have any kind of domestic, quote unquote, terrorist organization and Tifa or any, the FBI will always put plants there. They, you, you always put somebody there who's part of it. You, so if you have a Tifa, so you get a phone, you need men on the inside to see what they're doing. Yeah, but I get invested in, but Kim going telling people what they're doing. Now, well, and now bring up Ted Cruz asking the head of the FBI, very pointed questions. You can tell him, let me see this about Ted Cruz

where he played this, Jim. I, like, he looks like a doofus. I don't have, say, he looks like a fucking moron. You know, at Harvard, they ask the longest-raining Harvard employee, or a professor who's the smartest person. Biggest brand in the world. He said Ted Cruz. He's got the biggest brand.

He goes, I don't agree with his politics. He goes, as far as smart, he's got a four-bedroom. He goes Ted Cruz is a smart person. For a middible dude, think about it. Mark Zuckerberg, name the Harvard alumna. Ted Cruz, for this professor, is the smartest person, he's got that's ever been in my life. He's got a four minute hold.

I didn't know that. I thought, oh. Cause he looks like a fucking lawyer. He's not liked because he's very, very abrasive. And then when we did the whole like Mexico trip with his family thing, he was love. No, no, don't kid yourself. I don't know, he's a beast.

No, I don't know, he's a beast. Watch his videos. Just watch this and just blow your fucking mind. The shorter video game crew pressures that we're just holding. Just watch this. But why would that be? I want to be in Vox's. Watch this, the FBI. How many FBI agents or confidential informants actively participated in the events of January 6th? Sir, I'm sure you can appreciate that I can't go into the specifics of sources and methods

of... Did any FBI agents or confidential informants actively participate in the events of January 6th? Yes or no? Yes or no? Sir, I can't answer that. Did any FBI agents or confidential informants commit crimes of violence on January 6th? 6th. 6th.

I can't answer that, sir. Did any FBI agents, the FBI informants actively encourage and incite crimes of violence on January 6th? 6th. Sir, I can't answer that. Miss Adburn? Who is Ray Epps? I'm aware of the individual, sir. Who is Ray Epps? Yes.

I'm aware of the individual, sir. I don't have the specific background to him. Well, there are a lot of people who are understandably very concerned about Mr. Epps. On the night of January 5th, 2021, Epps wandered around the crowd that had gathered. And there's video out there of him chanting, tomorrow, we need to get into the capital, into the capital. This was strange behavior, so strange that the crowd began chanting, fed, fed, fed, fed, fed, fed.

Miss Annburn was right after the fed. What's this? Sir, I cannot answer that question. If he wasn't, then deny it. Next step. On January 6th, Mr. Eftus, saying whispering to the person and five seconds later,

five seconds after he's whispering to the person, that same person begins to forcibly tear down the barricades. So if that's an FBI agent, you explain to me what the fuck is wrong. To them to tear down the barricades How's it only up 9000 views? No, the other way. Yeah, yeah, why is it? Sir Similar to the other answers. I cannot answer that

Shortly there That's the one yeah, the original house of one over a million views. This is a shorter version I only have a million I agree how to not have because because the 80 million because the mainstream media doesn't pick it up. Keep going keep going But that's not about the Not gonna go. You'll see what's this seeking information on individuals connected with Island crimes on home dog Among those individuals there, Mr. Apps the FBI publicly asked for information There Mr. Reps the FBI publicly asked for information

Identifying offering cash Resort is this is what you're saying? Preaching leading to the arrest this was posted and then sometime later Magical Mr. Reps what's it here from the public post how does not mainstream media? It's not been charged with anything. No's a nice by an idiot educating people on the there were three idiots urging people to go to the capital i blew my hand strength that was so and were educating people on fucking

would magically disappear from the list of people the fby was looking at missandburn a lot of americans are concerned that the federal got are government though deliberately encourage legal and violent conduct on january six my question to you and this is this is not an ordinary law enforcement dog they got a phone public accountability is a dog they get a total agents are

those in service of federal agent actively encourage violent and criminal conduct on January 6th. What's this dodge? Not to my knowledge, sir. Thank you. Yeah, I believe you. That's the end of that day.

Okay, cruzy. Oh, you think he's going to let go of that bone? Oh, I like eating it. You think? No, and so my problem is when an institution as impeccable as the FBI and they are pretty amazing. And then there are, and I admire, I support fucking law enforcement and I support fucking the FBI.

Oh, no one that supports more of the FBI. I really do. And anybody who doesn't, doesn't know what the fuck, should pick up a history book and see what happens when these fucking guys are not around. Yeah, go look at your out of your mouth more. Got New York. So so as somebody who supports and I and I there are patriots and bad motherfuckers in

the FBI. Thank God for the FBI. But some shit's going on that that smells bad to me. Yeah. And and I'm not a conspiracy guy. But what does that look like to you? Did you I'd like some hands to talk to you? Tripoli about this.

Yes. Did he go off? Well, the problem is the whole conspiracy community was crazy. I know, but you need someone in the middle. Yeah, well Ted Cruz is like, yeah, and then Trump's elizor. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

I told you Trump's been elizor, but you are roading the trust in our institutions when that kind of stuff happens and if the FBI was Exciting makes me blood red mad. It should if the FBI that there are elements in the FBI that were inciting This Did you see when the teeth and proud boys were going when like the bat like the brides were going on? Yeah, and they're like why are people in these huge trucks dropping off bricks and weapons?

Like who's doing that? And then Antifa was like, well, you didn't organize that. And Proud was like, we didn't do that. It's like, why is this? That may have been, yeah, I know that the FBI, I don't know how they do things, but they literally do things at work. And they do things that we don't know about.

Excuse me? They're amazing. Amazing? No. No, the smartest. The smartest. Yeah. Off. Yes. But they're we do know we do know that there were elements in the FBI that we're looking to discredit Trump. They didn't like Trump. I'm not a fan of Trump either. So that's not the issue. Yeah. You can't have the FBI. You're not that of Biden though either. No, I don't. I wouldn't know. I let me I I'll take Trump over by an all day. I can't have the FBI. You're not set a bite in there either. No, I don't. Oh, no, I, let me, I, I, I'll take Trump over by an all day. I can't stand by. I think he's a dumb dumb. Okay.

And I really don't like Kamala Harris, but I'm also not happy with Trump. Me neither. But fuck all that. That's not the point. Yeah, I'm, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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Well, that's, that's, that's, that's a bad start on Jack Kennedy's death. Holy shit. Can I be honest with you? That got you to forget about your hamstrings. Yeah, I should feel pretty good off. Whiskey and the pink killers. All right, so we run it back? No, absolutely not. No, no, but I'm tellingstrings. Yeah, I should feel pretty good off whiskey and the painkillers All right, so we run it back. No, absolutely

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Isn't that crazy? I'm glad you saw it I didn't know you didn't see that. I saw it yesterday and I was like, I got depressed. Well, I'll go down a road where I'll watch something on Fox and then I'll fact check them and I'll go down the rabbit hole. Dude, it will consume my night.

Well, like the kids are bad. I'm not a bad father. When the kids go to bed, I'll go down these rabbit holes. Like last night, my girls getting her hair changed to pink, which took 12 hours. So I've had to put the kids to bed myself. Once I go to bed, I'll go down these rabbit holes. Like last night, my girls getting her hair changed to pink, which took 12 hours. So I've had to put the kids to bed myself. Once I went to bed, I watched the JFK doc, and then I was like, man, let me see what else

they're gonna miss. Dude, bro! We can go down the road. Bro! Oh yeah. Bro, you'll go down that rabbit hole. Dude, I'm not a conspiracy. I'm making you go down.

I'm making you go crazy and shit. It makes me so blood red, man. Yeah, where do you have no power? You have no power? Yeah. It makes me so blood red man. Yeah, you have no power. You have no power. Yeah. It's like, I woke up this morning. Worries me. I woke up this morning and my brother goes,

check out London released all mandates. You know, London, there's no more mandates. There's nothing. Because the Prime Minister, they were show I rate because he was caught. Boris Johnson. Boris Johnson was caught, like, I'm talking. They were locked down, dude.

Yeah. Locked it that way worse than us I mean I joke about in my special how LA is North Korea. Yeah, dude LA. I'm son London was locked down During the lockdowns to teeth they have video him out no mass Celebrating the public found out London's different than us. Yeah, they rioted like a mother fucker Yeah, to the point where they were called for to get out of office. So you know, he did. He came to head off.

Yeah, for sure. It's London. It's not fucking. It's our pride and joy for God. Yes. Anyways, it's our pride and joy. But so he, that's fine. What they did?

Come on, what are you doing here? We're doing. I'm having English, dude. What they did because they're navy doing the star. They're incredible. They want to talk about pirates don't we start Anyways, so the navy the English Navy is pirates in news. So they They were gonna get him out of office anyway No more mandates, okay, right? They're open and then you know what I love you have see is going there

You know what I post it. You know what I love the UFC goes say laughs Blasted were to go to my IG story chin blasted a video goes we're back Wow then March 17th, oh to arena. Oh, that's taller. Wow. Yes, dude. That's fantastic. I'd fly out there Just look at that. That's fucking great. Look at that, let's go. Good for you, baby. It's awesome. Oh, to arena. That's beautiful.

That's beautiful. And they'll pack it the fucking. Excuse me. You didn't realize even Democrats are like, dude, fuck this. No, man. I know. Love resistance, daddy. You can fucking, you can only take so much.

How long you want me in a fucking mask? We know it doesn't work. How long you want me in a fucking mask? We know it doesn't work How long you my hamstring is so bad if someone's like hey job if you just Try and write with us on February 14th you couldn't capital and we will open up everything if you can just get over the steps I'm like I can't do it Yeah, I got it. I'd be the worst writer of all time. There's that was worst case scenario. That's when I was afraid of I Yeah, I get it. I'd be the worst writer of all time. That was worst case scenario. That's when I was afraid of I rather blow I was afraid remember remember when I Deadlift 600 pounds. Yeah, and dude. Oh, yeah, you're sure was spicy. Oh, do I have to pull over inside the road my back so fucked

It's just the yeah, just the cramps up. It is so I couldn't drive at to pull over. We'll never do that again I would rather have that 10 times this this left I leave so bad. I believe so bad That was worst case scenario. I was I was I was gonna be right. You know what I thought about this the fucking weird thing to say Joe name it He had it. He put toward his hamstring like that and it rolled all the way up his role. I've seen it happen I'm sure I'm sure dude when we talk to my I thought do you know if they call it out they used to call it I thought, I thought, fuck, because you know what they call it out. They used to call it, forget what it was, but if you hit a certain amount of weight,

you used to get this yellow shirt, it's like, see you buff like strength club. It was my, if I could find that shirt, I would pay, anyone out there has that seat. It's a yellow, see you buff low shirt from Dow Ward Center that they gave out of hit a certain number. Nobody, no one did I, excuse me sir, I four of them them if you hit a certain amount of number of weights

It was max day dude at night. We couldn't sleep. There's so much anxiety because they're all the hey coaches The head coaches were never or like the coding staff was never in the weight room stuff like that But on max day they were there so you'd max out on bench power clean dead left She if you had a certain amount of number, you got this special shirt. I rocked that shirt every fucking day. I wish it was yellow. What'd you bench? I bench more now.

Yeah, but I forget. Do you have long arms? That's the thing. I'm more into it, but you have to know, God knows, they're so strict back then. But also, what would you squat? I mean, you have long legs, so you were lifting a lot of weight for somebody

as long as you. Yeah, but I remember only certain guys got the shirt. My God, dude. What's about bragging rights? Yeah. But all the kids want to do there. And then you're showing them all the hard work you've done in the summer.

Damn. Oh, what? That yellow shirt? Damn. It's amazing. I've got so much fun for that shirt. It's amazing how a fucking yellow shirt can mean the world to you. Oh, because everyone just gets it. The world. It's scarcity, dude. Yeah. It's amazing how a fucking yellow shirt can mean the world to you. Oh, cuz not everyone just gets a squirrel.

Oh, scarcity dude. Yeah, scarcity. So like the elite, like the, the, the, the, on campus like there was like, it would say there's a hundred and twenty. I learned every day. There was, I don't know, 25 of us that get it. That would get it. I got one.

Everything go to your daddy. It was your, your weird strong. Who else was this? Clop is stronger. Clop is a fucking saying, dude. Dupage. Like I knew Clop was doing. Have you seen Clop in the...

Yeah. You all came with a St. Dallas. Yeah, but you see what's funny is you're seeing him small. Oh no, I heard it. He is saying this. Hold up. You're seeing Clop right now. I asked him, I was like,

when's this thing worth doing? I don't months, dude. Every morning he's dunking doughnuts, whatever. He just says this, he's just like, freak. Dude. So when people go, oh, like guys in steroids, whoever it is, I have, like Tim Tebow, Joe Klopp, I'm such one of my best friends.

Uh huh. I'm telling you, those guys, they're just, you can't fathom how athletic they are. With Klopp, it's like, I remember, we were playing the Houston ball against U-TEP and he caught like I don't know like a seam route for like 10 yards and the corners and safeties had angles on them to tackle them. They all the three the both of them were draft picks. Yeah. So he's here. They had angles like this and he caught the ball with. I remember I turned to the side and went.

And he caught the ball with I Mean I turned to the silent Well, he's going the NFL, right I'm not he's going the NFL he's 260 pounds 260 pounds and I want to see what it looks like a legit six six and my wrong and my wrong legit He's a legit opposed wait, well listen it with the shoes off when I still remember I never forgot this when when I had I had man before What what what the listen like he you guys were I met you on the boardwalk of Venice. He had a shirt off.

He has, he had a waist like this. It went up like that. He has eight packs. He's 260, he's 265. How tall is he? Like 660. He's like 64 inch waist. His quads are like this.

So when you don't have body dysmorphia. Yeah. My best friend is Superman. It's like 64 inch waist. His quads are like the, so when you don't have body dysmorphia, yeah, my best friend is Superman. It's her type. He's actually too much good for Thor Hercules. He's actually too, he played Hercules, they go too. You're actually too big. No, they go, what do you do?

He's just spot on. No one's like that, no one's good like that. I'm telling you, his legs and ass would go like this, and he had a, like some crazy vertical leap, some crazy, when he told me I couldn't believe it. It was like, it's 37 or 38 inches.

Yeah, it's like NBA. When did he retire? He played six years in the NFL. He was a second, he was the first pick in the second round. Uh huh, fuck these injuries were so bad. He was miserable playing, miserable. Yeah. But you're talking about,

you're playing from the Rams, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then there's St. Louis. But you're talking about, you're playing for the Rams, right? Yeah, yeah. And then they're in St. Louis. But you're talking about a rookie that started, which is insane. That's right. Dude, his hands and stuff is just like, like all of us were trying to get the NFL,

but deep down inside, like when we compared ourselves to the club, whoever it was, you're like, you shot, dude, you shot. Just an outlier. You got to get the same comedy, like you'll see outliers. Yeah, yeah. You go to high school with him and stuff?

We played on the same pop one. Oh, you know them that long. Yeah, he's like, he's like a JJ watt maybe. But like, looking at it right now, like he's still a JJ. The thing about JJ watt, this is where I realized that the NFL and NBA at the highest level, even we can relate to comedy. The guys who are Hall of Famers, they take so good care of their body, and sometimes

not even that, but the club had so many injuries, it hindered his drive for the game and all that stuff. J.J. Y didn't have those injuries, though these Hall of Famers, they just, it's just a different body. It's just, it's just love. Yeah. Like, the club had these injuries. Well, they always said that about Bret Farve like, he just didn't break a bone.

He was just so stirred. Like, how ripkin, anything better. You think about, like, comics who just, they write these hours over and over, like, fuck dude. It's just, it's longevity. And then, clop got, uh, staff in his knee. And he realized, you're such a,

you don't realize how, cut though the NFL is. And he, he's like, I don't, I don't feel good. His staff was so bad, his knee was plus swelling. He was half staff in my knee, and they forced him to play. And he got tackled, and we got tackled. Like, the skin gets all, you know, eroded and stuff. Like, basically, part of his knee blew off, and all the pus was coming out.

They, he, there was the, because the staff got in his bloodstream. He was so close to dying, he went, oh, fuck this dude. Fuck this, I'm out. Fuck this. Goddamn. That was when he was in Buffalo. God, he went, oh fuck this dude, fuck this, I'm out, fuck this. God damn. That was when he was in Buffalo. God, that's what you do.

They ruined this body. When you talk about, when you talk about a fucking freak dude, I've never seen it. On Prode and the comment, when we were in 40s, and he's 260 pounds, he runs a four five two. So, you're like, what, and he took his shirt off, you're like, I've never seen anything like that. And then his hands, like, his the hands of fucking Odell Baff.

You can throw him, you can throw him many. He'll catch anything. He would catch, like, against Oklahoma. Oh, he tied in? Yeah. And against Oklahoma and the big 12 champs, you'd want arm catches and stuff like, what the fuck, dude? I wonder if there's any tape on him just to watch that fucking dude.

It's stupid. It's so weird. Big, every bit as big as Gronk, isn't he? Gronk, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Probably thicker than strong. Yeah, yeah. Just a freak, dude. Strong 662.

Strong 66, yeah. But thinner than clop, like, ground cast really big shoulders. And also, not injury prone. So ground's about the exact same size as clop. Damn. They look at Travis Kelsey 652. They're all about the same size, the clock. Damn. They look at Travis Kelsey, 65, two, they're all about the same size, man.

Travis Kelsey. No worries. He's a chief. Travis Kelsey's for the chiefs. I think he's the best tie-down in the game. Travis Kelsey? Yeah, him or, obviously Grunk's good, but he's a system manager.

Oh, he's got a brother in the league too? Grunk. Yeah. Kelsey's brother's in the league too. He's off in slime and stud. Yeah. Pro-bother. Just giants.

Just giants made to play football. He's a stud, man. Kelsey's a stud. Can all the, all the what brothers are good, right? Hands of fucking kids. Look at this. What? And the most of brothers?

So the, the youngest brothers are pro. The youngest, most of the brothers for the Niners set was, he should have set the, all time sack record in a season beat up Michael straight hand he tied it So the guy in the right when I say on stoppable, I'm talking for so first of all both both number one pigs first Bigger tight ends defensive. What is your national? They're Italian or something or what are they? the white They're white

They're all we have we have them in the watts the right If Chelsea and them in the right dude, okay, there Dude we have them we have we have We have coop okay Well, but I'm just saying here all right within a fell like guys down there But right now the white guys are popping And no one's acknowledges Running back wide receiver for the rail

Best receiver of all time and he played at Eastern Washington you Dude his numbers are insane. So you got Joey Boça. You got his brother. You got the three Three watch you got Joey Boça, you got his brother, you got the three watch, you got five, they got a coupe. They're dominating. And then you got in Rogers, what? Dominate MVP, best playing league. He's the best playing league and he's not vaccinated. It's like my deck. And then you also got Tom Brady. That's all we got. It's all we got. It's all he got. He's on and off. Grunk's great, but he's on. He too injured. So Cooper got compared to try Scelsie No, dude, you don't understand Brian. Yeah, I'm gonna buy his jersey. Dude. I bought my son the same jersey dude He he put on the single best season to play a video ever by receiver

What ever what he's gonna finish to an MVP ever ever dude name your favorite who do you like Jay Rice? I do like Jerry rice Doesn't have the season coup at from Eastern Washington new piece of shit Give him some fucking respect now give it and he's What is he a tall and tiny little tiny he's tiny? Yeah, he's got speed and he finds routes and he finds opening. Dude, he played at Eastern Washington.

Eastern Washington's not shit. Wow, and he's got some speed, does he? He has all the speed. He's got all the speed. And he yards after catch, the only record he didn't break. Look at him, bro. He didn't break Calvin Johnson's record. Look at this.

They said if he would have beat Calvin Johnson's record, he would have won MVP for the, to be a non Johnson's record. Look at this. They said if you would be Calvin Johnson's record, he would run MVP for the, to be a non-quarter record when MVP is insane. For him to finish even third is fucking, oh my God. Who do you like? You like Tim Brown? I like Tim Brown. Yeah, I love Tim Brown.

Art Monk, do you think that? Art Monk. That's one of his ones. That's one great. Yeah. Doesn't compare to him stat-wise for a single season. How long has he been playing? Not long.

Good God. What the fuck is going on? No respect. And he has been so fucked. And he doesn't cover it, because he doesn't fit the narrative. Well, what makes him so good? I'm gonna smash those cups.

Dude, you're fucking your gannys. I told you for a guy like, I'm gonna like, okay, so, I'm gonna like, take these two little, you'll take two. Yeah, fucking the FBI thing with TechRus. Now this is, and now you, and now you're, you you know you're gonna slander my boy cool you're fired up, dude And that thing is can I beat you in a fire? I know yes, but I would I know I can be true in a fire right now No, he can't do it. He's he's actually a true invalid right now. Yeah, yeah He can't see his likes

The worst C5 Oh, you see him punk would be me. You're just on You're on my arms5 Oh, you're just Yeah, it's probably do it Cooper cop for them not for the media not taking Tignol is not acknowledged blind what he's doing But he looks like he doesn't fit the nearer if he looks like he's not here. He's got very blonde hair blonde blue eyes Good looking dude. Good looking kid. Good looking kid. I know how does Gucci not fucking sponsor him Jen bring him up to bring All this and I can see him shoot him. I'm sure how how is the we got three degenerates I blew my hamstrings racing chip up. Yeah, how are we the only outlet to highlight Cooper cup?

Well, he's looking kid. Yeah, I mean come on Come on, man. Dude, hold up, hold up, Brian. Let me run my finger to your hair, dude. Brian, if you have a, let's say the small kid who's born with a big dick, they can send, let's say he went to Eastern Washington, because dad, I'm gonna be the best receiver in the NFL.

You'd go, well, you're not. I'd go, well, you're not. But if you said he would be, I'd give him my left hand. You'd show him Cooper Cup? Yeah, I'd, you're not. But if you say he would be, I'd give him my left hand. You show him Cooper Cup? Yeah, I show him Cooper Cup. That, look at his, how is he not working with Gucci, Prada? How does Nike not have a fucking shoe for? Nobody cares. Nobody cares.

The media covers nothing of him. That's incredible. Nothing. That's incredible. Literally nothing. Nothing. Incredible. Nothing, dude. Hold on, let me see his Instagram.

This is a good looking kid and dresses, and how tall is he? How tall is he? That's how tall is he? He's a model. He might be six one. Is that six two online? So he's probably six one because they're giving him,

he's six one. Why do they always do that? Why do they give you an intro to? You know, it's like WWE. By the way, look at him, he's body up. The'm looking at him. He's he's body up the kids body up Oh, I'm looking at him right there. Yeah, and at his love. You know it takes to I'm gonna get started. You know what it fucking takes to how hard he had to work to get to this level It's nuts, huh? Oh white research

Look in there. He looks like a regular guy. It's not like he doesn't I know I have friends that look Like that and they don't play pro sports Like Christian. Yeah, he's not a Chris you you you Cooper cut Chin yeah, looks like it Yeah, he's got a little he's my favorite player all time all right come on that you're getting carried away dude You're not though you're fired up dude the lack of fucking respect And then show me that Ted Cruz thing your fire. I will fight with no hamstring Any fire I want to calm down. Look at him. He's insane. He's insane

He's in Santa Monica. You know what that's a man who kids just like me. That's the Malibu pier Yes, you know, I met this guy do anything? No, I'm his biggest fan. What he's been able to do with the set of skills that he was born with is fucking the greatest accomplishment NFL history. He's a car. Well, he's a car car. Yeah, that's a car.

I'm sorry. What is that car? That's a car. Let me ask you this. You got to hold on. Let me ask you this and get ready. Get ready. Get ready. Take it easy. Now, I'm going to give you a choice. You on. Let me ask you this and get ready get ready. Do get ready take it easy now I'm gonna give you a choice you get to be best friends with Cooper Cub. Ooh

Or take a or chaired letter. I know You I'm sorry I did it. I know I know look at all good. That's hurting his hand strings right now I know, look at all good. That's hurting his hand strings right now. I'm rockstar. No, I'm rockstar. I'm rockstar. You should probably get all that ice right now, though. No, no, no, no, I feel great.

It keeps his cock, it keeps his cock. I have my legs on the cock. Let's just go get him. He was cocked. He's got the do it as cocked. He's gonna break through the skin right now. You know, me and Cooper, he's younger, so I feel like me and him have more fun.

He's only like 28. You know what the good looking one kid? You know what the thing is though? Yeah. Jared Lettles, been at the most, like the past three UFC events. He's a fight friend. You know that? I didn't. They post him in the crowd at the most like the past three UFC events. He's a fight fan. You know that. I didn't. They post them in the crowd the other day. I did not. Get a ball at a fight night. How does he not do fight campaign? I'm going to put

that energy out there. Put them on fight fight campaign. Yeah. Why can't we get Cooper Cup? Well, they're your main the football. I was going to say we're doing a Super Hall fight campaign. Oh, you are. How would I get Cooper Cup for the Super Hall campaign? Yeah, it'd be nice to get Cooper Cup for that. You'll see he keeps going down I know it's when you see came back after the break Yeah, I was the god they post a lot if they do there is go up there. He's all right You spotted a real quick There is a He's so fat. How does he look? There he is. There he is. Dude, he's 50.

That's weird. He just turned 50. He drinks out. Have you heard that? I know you hate all of us. I know you hate all of us. I know you hate all of us. I know you hate all of us.

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Just type in Jared let us sing sings yeah, that's gonna be work. Yeah, well, I better pop it. Okay. It's his most recent post Keeps going he's saying stay stay no no boy. He can sing that one Keep going Yeah, it's most recent one, dude. I just watched it. Does he have his own little YouTube channel? I don't know. Oh, he's not. He seems so fucking just.

Oh, here? No, he's on stage. I know, right? He's on stage and he's barefoot. He comes out of these big boots. I'm like, my heart, I got those at dope. But then he takes them off and he's barefoot. It's gotta be this one though.

It's probably that one. No, it's that no, no sitting down It's a recent video B. Yeah, he just did it Nope, I saw on YouTube. Yeah, so oh there it is. Wait this one. I'm sorry to say I apologize to everybody involved You're all fuck that's your thing that Just go let's small crowd. Moscow, my bat. This is 2015. Thank you for being here today at my place.

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I think he's good. Yeah. Is he great? All right, I'll show you when he's great. Keep going. No fast forwarded have to wait for that, Chin. Go to his phone, keep scrolling. Let me go. Keep going. Keep going. He hits the, he hits the main song. Keep going. Yeah, keep going to the next song yeah he's he's really watching because he does the thing and then he goes no that's not good

enough and then he goes go back and then hits it like you hear in the actual track bro this isn't it this is the same song Rolls-bill deep inside Yeah I'm myself familiar Nope, next song Nope, keep going, that's not my favorite I'll put all the girl in the back Wait a minute, come on Watch, so he does it, he lets them sing and then he just hold on back up. He wants you to do it, like that's what he's most known for is this this lyric. See the crowd's vibing right? It's all girls. Of course.

That's good. That's really good. Wow. Respect you. Respect you. Listen, when he hits a loud or no That's that first song we listen to I think it's meant to be that's how it is Yeah, yeah, if you're the original that's how it's supposed to be

This is their most famous song a song. I didn't fall in love with the chance. So good. So good. You are my favorite. Yeah, you are. You guys knew much for me, but I respect him. Respect his town.

It's so good. I respect him. I respect him. You would buy the CD. I said buy the CD. I didn't rub it. I didn't even listen to it. I need to listen to it.

I got to give him his fair shake. Didn't you use to cry out watching American Idol and X Factor though? For a little while. That's all different. That's different. It's like a kid on the subway who has no money. I don't write in that.

He's so endless. Cool wall. The story's fucked up. He's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's so, he's be like he's kept the Johnny Depp thing going at 50 and he looks 30. Yeah, like he's a wild actor Oh, so he's been doing this. He's been famous forever. Yeah, I think you know, he's a true alien. I mean that in a good way Yeah, an actual alien like he's he's like um like yeah, he he's just a his whole life He's an outline to look that good at 50. You know, he's stress-free Yeah, I think he lives his life exactly how he wants to sell out arena so

and he's been on billboard top literally top charts that's that's music and then he won it on Oscar winner yeah he won an Oscar and he's an awesome and he's never stopped working as an actor no never so he had so he created and he said you have to fight fan and he's here come Come on. Jerry little come on fight companion. So well, yeah, I would love that. But that's unrealistic. I think we're in your Cooper Cup though. That's not unrealistic. Though the energy out there though. You're right. It's not point. It is getting big. Yeah. Have Toby reach out. Oh, I mean, I could do.

I don't ask Toby for a month. I know. The one. Cooper Cup. Who do I know from the ran. You can find somebody. If you make Vey lives close. You Tark. Our boy Tark. Yeah.

Cooper. Well, you know, I'm going to do it. I won't get her in time. I was going to order Cooper Cup jersey for the fight companion. I'll figure it out. I'll wear a Cooper Cup jersey on the next. You can go down to the stadium and get it. She know nothing. Don't you be fired up man. I know. I see this is what happened with the look at me. I know. I'm

on the race. You got me fired up. I did. I did. I did. You went to get a light. You are a donkey. Maybe. And now I'm paying the price. I'm Mike Dyson, your donkey. Now I'm paying the price. And then when we didn't do it on Monday, you went hard to pay. You went hard to pay. And now look at me. I give you a little heart.

I'm after Miss Boston. And I walk up this morning, I was like, fucking race, race, race, race. It was so funny. As soon as you pulled them, he goes, not doing tough water. I was like, I know. He said it a reason.

He said it a reason. Not doing tough water. I'm not doing a reason it's surprising not to talk about her I'm gonna ask a last year and then I'm gonna tell you this I was I I woke up this morning. I was genuinely curious about the race. I was genuinely curious. I wanted to see it It's just fun. Why would you do it? I just want to have fun and it was fun. Yeah, yeah, now if I like hated you, that's a different animal I'm been pissed if you hated me Like, hey, did you let the different animal, I'm been pissed.

Yeah, if you hated me, I'm pissed. I'm pissed. What else you got to do? So there is a video of a naked, malic McDowell from the Cleveland Brown. First of all, he's a detackle. How many guys did take the fucking arrest on? That's a large man.

Wait, what happened? There were quite a few people. He's huge. He seemed like he was kind of out of it. People are speculating that he was, he probably took something or something with slip to him, because he was running around naked

in vicinity of a school. So somebody called and said, hey, there's a naked man running and we're right next to school, please come get him. And he evaded police the first time, was trying to get out of it. And he was eventually attacked.

That's the thing. You need all the tasers. You need all the tasers. You need all the tasers. Yeah, he got tasers. That's not good enough. Very scary. I think if you do stuff like that on school, it's automatically after register as a sexist.

So I have to do something like that. I have to do a judge and it's up to a circumstance or whatever. Do you take some drugs? Nah. Is he still playing or no? Yeah, he's shit. He's still, that's a lot of guys. That's a lot of man.

Oh, he's a big motherfucker. He's huge. And's a lot of guys. That's a lot of man. Oh, he's a big mother fucker. And he's not currently playing. Yes. For who? Well, they're not in the playoffs, but yeah, what happened? I want for Cleveland. I wonder what happened? Well, his dingaling just out.

Oh, do I bet he's probably working with a good dude. He's just doing. I bet they cuffed his hands with his dick. So we're gonna have to take it in. We're not sure on hand, come on. Oh my dick. How many knots can I tie with this thing? Just hogged.

Yeah, he's got a dick on him, I'm sure. I was gonna get rid of the blur. Now it would be a bummer if he didn't have a dick on him. I think we should keep that blur there. I'm gonna see that hog. That happens. Jesus Christ. All right, what else can I get you? Wow. I mean, yeah, I had to be a scene at hog. That happens. Jesus Christ.

All right, what else you got, Jim? Wow. I mean, yeah, it had to be a horrible drug trip. Yeah, something happened. Can't talk about C.P. Somehow a woman drove onto a lake, and her car started to slowly drown. And she climbed out of her car, stood on the very top of it,

and people around the area saw like, oh, this woman needs help, so they're trying to call the police or trying to get like a small boat canoe to herd a jump on while they pull her out. She's taking selfies. And she's taking selfies while she waits. But she got off of the car safely. Now, because it's so snowy there, I assume she thought that was the road. Somebody who died in the neighborhood, the same thing, it was so snowy there I assume she thought that was the road somebody died it could have been the same thing really snowy and right in the

tech center there's a real we're doing press that area there's a big like you know like pond they're huge pond and she was like 80 was like oh there's the road and then she was in taking selfies yeah she took herself with God that day feeling yeah yeah yeah yeah all right P yeah she died yeah this woman did not die thankfully wow look at that fucking moron she's got a dope but selfies lit though I'll give her that to be fair she couldn't go anywhere until they threw a boat at her but it was like sinking slowly yeah it was slow it wasn't a very no okay I think it'd be fast, that's what I'm saying.

Even after she got off of the car, it seemed like it was just kind of floating for a while. It was really sinking in. Because in the movies, it goes fast. Yeah. Real fast. Why don't you get to it, Jason? All right.

So you know, I met him two sides, the wax museum. Yeah. So they usually do a lot of different people. The things, there's a first time they did a vice president, Kamala Harris. they did presidents before. Holy shit, are those it? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. These are so freaking good.

Oh, those are freaking good. See the Rihanna one? That's what I'm saying. It's awful. Usually the terrible. Usually they're not good. The Rihanna one's so offensive. Yeah.

But these are freaking, I mean Biden's not that great, but still way better than a- That's the Biden statue. Yeah, see, look, these are so obvious. Well, that's really good. I've been in that since I've seen those. That's pretty dope. Let's see if I have more here. I would never go there. But look these are so obvious well, that's really good. I've been that's pretty dope Let's see about more here. I would never go to look how good that this looks just like that's insane fucking miss the horns That's one detail

Wait, I want to see this Rihanna one is bad my buddy my buddy dude. They got annihilated my buddy Hey, how you fuck up? Rihanna, you know, Gil Younger my buddy. Gil will tell me a story about he was in he went to Southern Methodist University in the 70s. There were no Jews there and he's Jewish and he's talking to this girl this blonde girl and she keeps calling like this. She keeps looking at the top left one chin. She keeps looking at his second one in yeah. They got annihilated for this.

Get the fuck out of here. Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Yeah, that? Who is that? Yeah, that's not good. I think they had to redo it. She's a white chick. She been posting new pictures, bro.

So he's talking to this hot girl, and she's just 72, and she keeps going like this. And she's talking to you. She keeps going. I think he's gonna say it. He goes, what's wrong with my hair? And she goes, nothing. I'm just, and he goes, what?

And she goes, I just don't see where the nubs are. For the whole world. And he goes, what? And she goes what she goes I just don't see where the nubs are For the and he goes what and she goes she's not here from the whole lot She goes no she was totally and she goes I just don't where where are your nubs? And she goes and she goes do you mind and he goes what are you talking about she goes well My mom told me that you guys shave your horns Are you serious and she goes You guys shave your horns down. She was, that's her. That's it. And she went, he went, are you serious?

And she goes, I think so, my mom, you know, she, she goes, my mom's telling, she never met a Jew. And she thought they actually had horns and they had to shave them down. So she was looking for his nubs.

Wow. And then she still didn't believe him. And she had, she wanted to run her fingers to see where it was. We don't have horns, you fucking, we didn't believe him. She had she wanted to run her fingers to see where it was We don't have hordes who fucking we don't have hordes. This is 1970 fucking Those were the rumors Get looking he's trying to pick her up He's trying to pick his fucking gorgeous

And she just keeps going where so um where where else to you grew up where? Why do you keep looking at my hair? She goes I'm sorry. I just I can't see you're nuts My mom told me you guys Mom told me you guys have to shave now Oh, man. What are you? He was just like, oh, like what a fucking more more on What an 80 more on but if you never met a Jew and your mom So it's that that's a true fucking story

Yeah, and she wasn't even she was nice. I would be a she was innocent Yeah, she's innocent she was going my mom told you guys you guys don't have horns. I would be a Have to shave. Yeah, I think he's so nice But he was like I'm not getting late here. I guess Wait, I just make you right that went out You're not fucking the devil I get That went out the way you're not fucking the devil. I guess you're not. Right, I just met Gil, right?

Yes, yes. Oh, okay. Yeah, she's not break out. That's, you're definitely getting your dicks like that. God damn, that's fun. She's looking for horns, there's no dicks up. Where the nubs? The nubs.

Like he's hell boy. Oh my God. Oh fuck, where the nubs? Where did you get, Jim? All right. A little bit of sad news in Hollywood. Jason Mamma and Lisa Boone, who's been? What did you get, Jim? All right. A little bit of Saddues in Hollywood. Jason Memo and Lisa Bonay, who's been together for like forever.

They finally split up. Do we know why they split? They said they'd be having issues before. Yeah, they're having issues before and they finally just decided to split. They've been to get it for a minute? A long time. Really?

Yeah, I know for Kravitz. I know for Kravitz, I don't know. I thought- I don't know. You were together before he blew up on Game of Thrones. She was married to me. Wow, Lenny. Like Randy Kravitz. Randy Krabbs. I don't know. I don't know. I never get before he blew up on game problems. She was married. Wow. Lenny. Like, Randy Krabbs.

Randy Krabbs. Randy Krabbs. Yeah. What a fuck is Randy Krabbs. And like, and like. No, she was. In their doctor, he helped raise Zoe Krabbs, who's a beast, too. Yeah. The new cat woman.

New cat woman. Yeah. She's what Channing Tatum, huh? Yeah. Yep. Their kids gonna be really, you know, good looking people good looking people and she was always I knew her a little bit How far apart days were her and Jason Yeah, she's quite a bit older. She's so when I'm at least 20 years. She's

54 and he's Always 33 back in the day she was When she was like there's always 33 yeah back in the day. She was good. Cracks is been these three four kids. He's cool as fuck. Let me grab it. There's three kids of their own then the one Zoe Kravitz from Lenny Kravitz. Wait, she has kids with Jason? Oh yeah, they're three small jazze. That's the time it's not known. He's almost 42 and she's 54. Shout out to him. But she defies age. She's so gorgeous. Yeah. He said that he used to have

the biggest crush on her growing up. And so when he met her, he was freaking out. Did you ever see her in angel heart when she was young? She was oh my god. They're bad at their daughters super. Look at how good she looked like when she was younger and she was naked it was it was So she's beautiful. Oh my god like now I look at her. I'm a creep because she looks way too young She looks very young. She was like 20 I think that she's really pretty It's beautiful. Yeah, super pretty That's a bum that broke up. Yeah, Holly would have my right well, you know He's by the way that bottom left right there. Here'm sure most of you guys remember you guys are watching super bad Does he like fights? He's big boy. I don't think so. He's never been as big as you. Right? Yeah.

The kid, I'm sure most of you guys remember, you guys all watch Super Bad, right? Yeah. There's a scene where Jonah Hill's character was a younger kid. He's like, he can't help but just draw Dicks constantly. Yeah. So that kid that played him, he's still getting checks,

and I just thought of Brian, because we all the checks you get from all the, yeah, all the different things you've done, he's still getting checks from that as well. What's he saying about it play for you fresh it's not

the kid who drew the dicks in the movie super bad this is how much i make uh... the key years later from the movie. Probably not sure what I'm not allowed to show, but the total here is $250.39. Every year? And the actual growth of the actual $400. If you want to get less tax, let me know if you guys want to see more money stopper. That's pretty much it. I think we're all set on money stuff, buddy. When I saw this clip again, it is so freaking funny.

This is like, yeah, yeah. We'll have to cut some of this out, but yeah. It's so freaking funny. We can't put it in front of the drone. It's gonna get the trouble. I just sit there for hours on end drawing dicks. I don't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen, new piece of paper without it drawing the shape of an inus.

I don't know. It's really messed up. Super gay. Alright. Alright. I got it. That was pretty much it. Alright, we're good. I do have one more though, because we were tagged.

I love it. I love it. We have one more. Yeah, we're tagged. This started as a heavy podcast and turned out to be a fun video. Yeah. What I'm talking about is fun. That's how you do it.

You're wrong with it. So some guy named Zach and a bunch of others tagged in this. Oh, that's how we got this in like Brian. You Brian. That could be you. That looks like me. It does. If you got Jack, you could do it. Yeah.

I will never do that. But that looks like me. Do you have a hairy chest? I mean, not like that. Not like that. He looks fantastic. Wow, that is weird. We have the same philosophy.

Remember, this lifestyle is not a punishment. I have brother. And that's his Instagram. And that's shitty hair. Look at that. But he's got his hair. That picture in particular, if you look. Go up.

That right there. The middle. The middle. The sand one? Oh, under. Oh, that looks like me, dude. That's fucking weird. That's weird. Look at Brian Calon.on. Super what's this guy's name?

John more John to the Santa Claus one where he is the dog the one in the middle in game. Yeah There you go not bad, But that picture looks a lot like Bro, I see there any Chicks, chicks, no, yeah keep going commenting on his daughter's He's probably I know you might be a dad. Yeah, but he is shred but the good issues. Yeah, that's his niece though He probably is a gay man. I mean, I don't But that is you be if you are on TRT. That's fucking crazy.

Now is that, that's not TRT, huh? We don't know. Yeah, what is that? It's pretty lean though. Yeah, it's probably some other crazy diet, one of the dick. What else you got to? I was lost.

Roll on, that's me. That's my better self right there. But would you, would you live a, I'm not saying he's gay, but would you live a gay lifestyle and have that big cross on your arm? Probably not. Because you...

No. I'm two... Five years. I just don't care enough. I stay in shape. It's fine. Yeah, okay. You're happy with your shape.

No, I'm never going to be happy with my shape, but I do what I got to do. Yeah. All right, speaking of big dicks, just announce, let's see, January 26th, that bad bitch almost sold out one night only. It's Brian Calons birthday, Shobben, friends, the Hollywood improv, January 26th. Then just announced, take its finally one on sale, Atlanta, Georgia, February 3rd through the fifth, punchline, Atlanta, Georgia, come on out Atlanta, then Sacramento's February 24th through 26th, get your ticket to FATKZ.com. Thickboy merch drops this Thursday, the Thick Car Club hoodies drop the thick collab

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california bastards canteen uh... comedy for cause all process go to veterans uh... january twenty seven my boy boy Scott who wrote echoes from Ramadi. So I'm going out there to do that for the troops. I'll get your tickets. RyanKound.com or TfkZ.com. Las Vegas, Nevada. We got, I'm with Sam Tripley at Diversion Amusements February 19th. We got two shows. One is a live debate over a, I'm gonna be debunking

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and then March 10th through the 12th I'll be in Springfield, Missouri at the Blue Room comedy club. Boom. Is that it? And that's it. All right. I kid love you. Love you.