The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 767: Bryan's Birthday

Episode Date: January 27, 2022

The gang celebrates Bryan's 55th birthday and talk Bry's new baby finally coming home, Shapel skating with Tony Hawk, the Neil Young vs Joe Rogan Spotify controversy, Francis Ngannou and his unfortunate dispute with the UFC, Michael Rapaport filming a shoplifter in action, Joe Biden caught on a hot mic, Chris D'Elias emotional video post and much more.  Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Talk to you about all of it. I'm gonna get on it, but you know what's more important? What buddy? Your boys headed to A-Town, we talking ATL next week, next Thursday Friday Saturday. At the chocolate city, baby. Dude, the chocolate city's gonna meet the thick city, because me and the thick boy crew, David Lucas, Chappelle Lacey, myself, when Atlanta, Georgia, next Thursday Friday Saturday. That's where we third to the fifth. There are 100 tickets left across all shows so get tickets right now. Well,

Not bad, dude. And then Sacramento, California, February 24th through the 26th is the end of February and then just announced one of my favorite cities of all time. Sainees Nashville March 10th to 12th. Hala. Yeah. Hala, Hala, Hala. I got a very light, I got a very light February. Just had a baby, got to help out at home. You got to do that, man. I see what you're doing now. I'm doing the American comedy club. I'll get that up there.

American comedy club February 17th, two shows. Then February 19th, I'm off to Vegas with Sam Tripley, the great, Sam Tripley, the original Fat Dragon himself at diversion amusements, get your tickets, we got two shows. I'm gonna debate him in a podcast, and then we are doing stand-up, get your tickets, Las Vegas in about February 19th. Now I'm gonna need to fuel up.

I'm gonna need focus, I'm gonna need to get good sleep, I'm gonna need good digestion, I need my essential nutrients. I gotta be... I'm gonna run the thick mudder this truck in Saturday, dude. This Saturday's the thick mudder. And I hope you've had your on its supplements. I hope you've had your on it. To freaking fitness gear.

I'm taking my shroom tech. I guarantee I'm taking my shroom tech. I'm not gonna lie to you. It's too late to do anything now. I know. But you're gonna be sore after the thick mudder at 10 a.m. And there are four spots left to run with the thick boys at 10 a.m. I'm late to doing thing now. I know. But you're gonna be sore after the thick mudder at 10 a.m. And there are four spots left to run with the thick boys at 10 a.m. I'm there.

Yep, go to toughmutter.com. You'll see the thick boy at 10 a.m. Lake Elsonort. My whole squad's gonna be there. We got special merch just for the thick mudder. But here's the thing. You got my t-shirt? I get your shirt. I get it here for you.

You can take alpha brain shirt, new mutes shirt, total gut health shirt, shake your pants, dude, Spirina, Clarina, doesn't matter. After this fricking 15K, you're gonna be sore. We need protein powder, right? We need fish oils. We're gonna need some stuff to stretch you out, okay? We're gonna need some protein bars,

some fat butter, some MCT oil, some warrior bars. What you saying is that Anzacotmi covered. They covered they're the only it's amazing for performance and for recovery dude They got stuff for recovery if you use any other supplement you ain't shit. How about that? I'm a year so we've been pushing on right with you. You want to look like Brian Brian 55 years old? That's right and look at me dude. Look at you. I look young. I'll do I'll do a fucking splits right now Yeah, I keep myself a body of a coat hanger dog. Thank you buddy. Appreciate it. Go to ona.com size fighter 10% off.

That's ona.com size fighter 10% off. Woo! Oh, you're like that? Oh, good. Oh, we're starting. Yeah, we're starting. Do that little saw real quick for Brian. It's my birthday guys five.

It's my birthday guys five. It's my birthday guys five, young. I'm 55 years old. But you identify as 38. Daddy's a 30. Daddy looked at his chest. Daddy looked at himself in the mirror and I'm 55 young. I'm 55 years old. But you, you identify as 38. Daddy, daddy looked at his chest. Daddy looked at himself in the mirror and I'm not bad naked. I'm not bad. Naked. No. I still, I got no fat on me. Daddy, no fat. Oh, Jin has.

You're working for you. So as I sing, Christian's going to go in line. When we karaoke stop, as Asian karaoke stops in now, the Asian sing karaoke. I love this. It's a little bit. Hey, you know what? I saw it. I love you. I love this It's a little bit Wait, you're fucked up by Sean I love you, I love that fact We're less than that You know better than me, Jim You're the audio guy

We follow your lead Here we go Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to Brian AKA Lorink's Rinks Yes! Happy birthday to you Hey Gail

To you Oh well Yes They don't make them like that no more come on Brian you got it. Come on man. You got you got lunch The old crap He's trying to give people COVID-19. Look guys. That's how you do it. And now you're embedded into the cupcake. I've been into one of those. I just need nothing since last night.

I do that fasting thing now. So that cupcake, what's your birthday? Yeah. Did you do anything last night for the B-day? I just did some work. Yeah, what is for the be day? I just did some work. Yeah, what is he gonna do? What is he gonna do? I've been doing work.

And that's it. No, I feel better when I'm working. When I'm writing. You're doing stand-up? No, I was doing some other stuff. I got some stuff going on. Okay, I'm not like this. So you did nothing last night.

Free work day. I did nothing. Yeah, you just did nothing. I got, you know what it is? When you bring, when you bring an infant home, you bring an infant home. You're invisible in that house. And he's understanding, and that baby doesn't need you.

Well, that baby doesn't need you, and my mother, my girl's mom is there and my girl, and they've got baby, and they basically forgot about my birthday, and that's okay, because it does. They're busy. Well, they don't even know what day it is. The fact you're going no sleep. Correct, correct.

Cause I'm not waking up and feeding the kid. I'm just here. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You sleep in the same room? Yeah, but I'm like, All right, I gotta do my own thing. I'm not the guy who's like,

let me, let me, yeah, I just, I'm not asleep. Yeah. I'm sleep I got a I got a sleep What's your birthday? It's my birthday You know the gift they gave you sleep That's exactly they gave me sleep

And that's what you need And I'm not that sentimental when it comes to a birthday A baby Well baby you should be or a bad person But first birthday I get Let's be a little more interesting I thought he was going to say birthday He's probably the twice now so let's kind of No no no no I thought he was gonna say first thing. He's probably the twice-nice, so let's kind of...

No, no, no, no, I've got that. Now, three times, here's the thing. I love, I'm enjoying the shit out of my kids now. I'm 10 year old, my 13 year old. Enjoying the shit out of them. When you got a two-week-old, I don't have a lot in common with the kid. And frankly, I got a little trouble.

I'm gonna say it out loud. My girl goes, well, what are we gonna do? And I go, no, let's just go do this. And she goes, but the baby. And I go, I'm bored say it out loud. My girl goes, well, what are we gonna do? And I go, no, let's just go do this and she goes, but the baby and I go. A board right now. He's the child's board me. I've been with the kid for an hour. You're bored. And I'm allowed to say it's a little boring. Is it a boring? Well, a baby sleeps. Hey, baby.

This is terrible. The baby at that age is a premium, so he's sleeping all the time. He needs a lot of shit like, you gotta be honest. So he changing diet. Oh yeah, oh, that's not boring. That's like, you're on it. It's just not a thing. It's just not a thing.

No, I don't make me out to be the bad guy. I don't think I am. I know, you're delivering everything right now. You're up to an hour, man. I was fucking bored. Well, I didn't say that. I love my kid. an hour, man, I was fucking bored. Well, I didn't say that. I love my kid. No, but yeah, I love my kid.

It's just that. When they're 10 and 12, you do. Yeah, I mean, to stare at a sleeping baby, there is a limit. But what you want to do? Well, you take care. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah.

I want to go for a run. That's fair. That's fair. Or just go for a bit. Let me watch a show. Hang out in the restroom. Yeah, what you get? What you get?

I'm a fucking home man. Yeah, you have a whole lot of good stuff. I was. You fished your life. I was. I was going for a run. Right. Fuck it.

Okay. I was home. I'm home. It's just that the baby, you know. We can watch a show with the baby. And that's what I did. Or she can do it. So he didn't do that. She did. And that's what I did. Or she can do it. So you didn't do that, she did, but it's what I was there.

You're in the house. I was there. In the house. So I guess what I'm trying to say is a lot of people say, my life began when the child, when I saw the baby's eyes open. Well, it's just their goal. It should be, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

You know what I mean? And you're doing it in your 50s. Yeah, yeah. So it's like, I love the kid. Mid 50s. Oh. I'm your 50s? Yeah, yeah, so it's like a lot of the kids. Mid 50s. Oh. Yeah. I'm mid 50s.

You're friends with them. Mid 50s. You're a new boy at mid 50s. That's normal. Are you happy? I have one friend like that would call each other. I'm like, I don't, man. He goes, oh yeah.

I mean, it's dope. I am. You're having a round of luck. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah, so you know I got 50 1555 now you're gonna sell me your You're still right your b-day tonight on stage though. Yeah, I just saw my b-day on around your friends That'll be fun bring the baby. I'll bring the baby to the crowd

Yeah, but apparently the baby so young you're not on I was a those a joke You get better. But you better baby's so young that you're not calling the boys. And I was just, those are jokes. You get better. But you get better. Those are jokes. My girl wants to bring her baby. Oh, I wouldn't allow it. I wouldn't allow the baby in the green room. Because you can't do that to a newborn.

Yeah, newborn, not so safe. That's a lot. And you just got the naked, and everybody's like, oh, and they're over the baby. Oh, the baby is a little. Yeah, or whooping cough or some shit. Of polio, and who does with those come back to have like you got to be careful Brian you know being like well I did that already with my 13 year old I brought that my 13 she's 13 yeah she

handle it yeah yeah but there's nobody censoring themselves we're exactly 20 years and three days apart you and I that crazy 20 years and three days yep I'm the 23rd he's the 26 now now you and I were talking about the tough mother um I'm I'm very I'm doing it because I'm don't know how I'm the 23rd. He's the 26th now now you and I were talking about the tough matter I'm I'm very I'm doing it because I don't know how I'm gonna do it with my yeah, that's the thing It's such a it's such a blind thing to me. I had this problem my my fucking lower Caves just my feet are gonna break down and that's okay. I feel like I feel like I'm gonna break down I may have to stop and rub them out or something. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I mean It's give in right now.

I mean, hold my, Oh, my hammies hold me. Hey, what are we doing? But I mean, we're doing it. Oh, yeah, there's long term back. There's a little term back. I'm principally gonna do it. Well, now, yeah, you see.

Oh, we, like, that's the thing that's keeping me like, but you're probably fine. You should be able to power through it. Like, even if the lock is still going to be on. I guess it's just a running that is like, the long distance running is what's gonna find me. Yeah. I'm sorry, that won't be a run. I can't run. running is what's terrifying me. Yeah, I'm gonna be run.

Sorry, that won't be a run. I can't run. That's what's terrifying. Well, you know what you do, you get, where good shoes, take some anti-inflammatories and just plod through it. Yeah, you have fun. Yeah, we'll have fun.

It's like, Hey, Oprah ran a marathon. She did? Yeah. Oh, I got this shit. God bless her. Let's be harder than the marathon. But,

Oprah, wait, no. No, Oprah, she ran 26 miles. Yeah, God bless. Let's be harder than the Maryland but Wait, no, oh, oh, she went 26 miles. Yeah, I suppose it's tough. She is that real life. I believe she did Bert that Bert does marathon's not even training. You did like the Boston marathon Just the LA marathon don't train at all Bert Bert will surprise you Bert strong and you think bird health Bert held two mugs of beer. – Oh look at all the price. – Bro, okay, first of all, that was a 19-minute war. – That's still a nice thing. – What are you skinny?

– She's in phenomenal shit. – I had no idea she used to look like that. – Yeah, no, she had lost weight for a period of time and she got that shit back. – I mean, you know, four hours and 30 minutes. I mean, yeah, yeah. – Have you run a marathon? – When she was 17. – You're on? – I'd like to, but. – Really? I have no interest in minutes. I mean, yeah, you're on a marathon. Which was 17, you're wrong.

Uh-oh, I'd like to, but. Really? I have no interest in that. Yeah, no. Life is too short. My adopted father runs them like fucking nothing. He ran the Grand Canyon. Like rim to rim, like he does, he's gonna run 50 miles for his 50th.

Yes. Now, Christian hit us with a apparently tough motor post of a thing where you go through tear gas. Yeah. So they, I don't, they say't say specifically if it was going to be in it, but let's just hope that it's not because that's going to wrap up. I would say why us with the post through? Yeah.

Because they said just in 2022 that they have people going through the, through the, through the nothing. So it's going to be rough. So is it the, I wonder if it's a tear gas or electric, I'd rather be tear gas than electric. Why? Because tear gas is short enough. I agree. close your eyes and hold your breath and stand through Really yeah electric issue was terrible. Yeah, yeah, what's it like this? Can I be honest?

I'm afraid. I'm very afraid. It should be yeah The leg is when you're in the what if they set up like last night water go to that. Don't be a crybaby That's what it is in the water though Let's take a little break from chatting God knows what with Shepel Lacy. Because guess what dude? This podcast is brought to you by Better Health. Better health. We all need it man. You gotta take care of your brain. You gotta take care of your mind. It's one thing to carry your body, eat nutritionally. But sometimes mental health is something we overlook. Well it's the most important thing. It is. You

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I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Oh, damn. Yeah, because Jason Ellis. Yeah, he just showed them, right? Yeah, went down to his rampant stuff, and skated one of those areas right there. Oh, that's so old. So we have two different videos, right? Shippon, we have two videos, right? This one and Jason Ellis.

Oh, dude, the one that's really cool is the one that Jason Ellis posted. Can I go? His Instagram is Wolfmate. He's got a dope. Yeah. And go to scroll and that video right there. And you guys went to Tony Hawks. Yeah, please.

Everybody catch him and fucking Chuck Chucks on a Friday. Who said that? Jason Ellis. Oh, it's a shot. Chuck's a local skate contest where he shreds it up. Watch this. Oh shit. Oh you're getting a bird man lesson.

A bird man lesson. Yeah, then he starts pushing me. I'm a big boy. Well what's the, this is a half pipe? Yeah, I don't get that. I'll skip half pipes. No, you're not that good, huh? No, the other video I'm good, but this is

You know, you're just going up and down? Yeah, but I needed a different board because my board's a street board Where unless you're good at skateboarding. No, I'm really good. No, eat a dick. I am really good. You're more of a street street. Yeah, I don't do All to that right now. No, I don't do. No, I'm kidding. Listen, shit out of this gate score. Give me, Jen, go to my profile. I wouldn't fuck with that half-rand at all. Dude, that's 13 foot. Don't go to that one. That one's him pushing me again. Wait, your profile?

No, go to my profile. This fucking guy, I don't believe in my skating. Scroll a little bit. Right there. Yeah. Legit. Uh, right there. Yeah. Yeah. But, shit. Hit the next one. Oh, you don't think so, Brian?

No, no, I've not given up for you. I've seen that down a lot, but that's good. I've seen it down a lot. What? That's good. I don't know anybody else you can do though. I do. Ooh.

Ooh, that's pretty good. Oh, homie. Is this guy serious? Oh, oh, it's it's Brian's birthday apparently on your birthday You're a hey, you know, yeah, hey, they're hated on your newborn son. Hey, not your pal skateboard. You can't fucking skateboard Yeah, why can't you? You don't know anything about so we don't know anybody in skateboard like that. Yeah, who do you know? Yeah, what's You know Well, you know that you know personal that flip thing Yes, you know what I'm saying. Well, you know, you know, personally,

I think that flip thing. Yes, that's what skateboarders do. Yeah. The kick flip. Yeah, Bolly. You know what, dude? Oh, you're salt in your beard. Yes, salt in your beard.

It's not a whole thing. It's not a whole thing down on your beard. I'm not really hitting it down on your beard. No, a whole thing down on your beard. I get hit down on my B day too. No, I can't. Hold on, I'm not hitting it. I'm gonna let you have it.

No way. Wait, I'm signing. I'm gonna be fine. I'm signing. I'm signing. you have it. No way. Wait, I signed it. I'm gonna be fine. I signed it. Brandon, oh, amazing. That's it. The fucking dude, I watch Alex Homo, free solo, free solo, fucking L-cap, and I get this, watch this, I get this,

I get, and I go, and he goes, I'm just, don't think it's that a present? No, I never say it's not a present. And then I'm like, because I could not do that. I don't know. I said it wasn't a present. We'll roll that tape back, because you didn't give it. You were like, I mean, and then the guy who jumped out of a plane without a parachute and lands in a...

Oh, that I don't care about. No, that I don't care about. And then you see that. You know what, you don't go, that's a big deal. Well, could you said you could, hey, don't touch, you don't care about. And then you see that. That's a big deal. What could you said you could. Hey, don't touch you said you could do it. I saw that. I saw that. That's great. I don't could do it. You could do it. I can do. I didn't say I can do that. Don't fucking. And you said I know people can do that. Listen, I said I can do. I saw him go the ramp and you know look he's fine

Well, you're hating on him with Tony Hawk I'm a lot of sauce in this I'm not It could be where she could be his new born baby He's just bored of me I'm bored of this fucking kid look I was joking about being bored of the kid Person knows that let's find what I mean I'm the hoarder of this fucking kid. Look, I was joking about being a hoarder of the kid, but you're getting serious. You're getting serious. Person knows that, and it's funny. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Guys, boys get all hung. Yeah. Yeah. Now, we'll let you have salty for the day. I'm the only one. It's your birthday, we'll do whatever you want. We'll do.

I'm allowed to not be that ecstatic about the fact that you did the flip thing, but it's good. Anyways, totally fine. I like that you did the thing. Don't's good anyways Tony, I like that you did Don't let him hate on your I'm not experienced. Yeah, I'm not hang on that experience I love you, I still love you. Hey, you do it. You do it. You do it. You do it. You want it. It's

I could cry. No, it's cool. Yeah, I would do any harm. It's your world. But what was this guy's I'm not just a Dessignor Oh, he's not your Nuckian like obviously, yeah, we know he's fucking great. To see him do. Like we walked in and you know, he's at the top of the ramp. He's like, what's up?

And I'm like, yeah, what's up? And then he just fucking, he kills it. Really? It's insane. Well that's what Sholt said. Sholt's, when I'm the party goes, I don't think you realize how famous you are. He's like, I, he does he does he gives

He gives zero fuck about like the He's the mic's a door escape. Yeah, you know who I was really fucking impressed with too Jason Ellis Well, we're just on the world. I was yeah number two. Yes world. What number two dude? He's serious. Yeah, he still gets down He's not your average physical. No, he fucking kills it. That's him. You should, but don't go to those ones. Which one? Go maybe that one, that one, that one, that one. What's one? This one? It's it right there. Maybe go to that one. Is that a video or a picture? Now what's more? That's him. That's him with Tony Hawk. They're like

doing like a combo thing there. Yeah. Oh, shit. It's on the top right. Yeah, and that ramp is not fucking little. That is fucking 14. And this is like Tony Hawk's backyard. No, it's on facility. He says it's on like the skate park. Where he goes and shoot videos. Shoot videos, like a lot of people come there to use it

to like film stuff, because he's got like, you know, all the stuff there. He's got a street park, but the big thing there is his fucking half pipe. And then does he, the bird house is his production company? That's his, no, that's his, his skate brand, yeah. Cause I thought bird house did jackass and stuff like that too, don't they?

No, no, no. I thought I was gonna do it, no? No, I didn't have to do a jackass, but yeah. No bird house is his skate company. I was pretty cool. He fucking dude, just seeing him like, but yeah, no bird houses his skate company. That's pretty cool. He fucking dude, just seeing him, like, you know, there's, like when you think of like fucking sports icons,

like he's up there, you know, like it's just insane. Yeah, when you think of sports. You okay, Brian? You been quiet. He's bored. I was just thinking about something. I was just thinking about something. Sorry.

When you think about it. You're off today. Yeah, what's more impressive, snowboarding or skateboarding? I mean, they're both pretty bad. I mean, like, Sean White. Sean White can do both. Well, they're doing crazy shit. Those like turns and all that stuff.

Source skateboarders. Well, you saw skateboarders. The big ramp skateboarders. Yeah. Crazy shit, right? It's the same thing, right? You're strapped to a board with snowboarding. Yeah, like with the skateboarding like they can like let go Pull it, you know bring it back and like all this shit like, you know, it's impressive

Both yeah, both are very impressive But like to see him get down he's 53 years old and to see him get down like he could keep he could keep on with fucking anybody He could have won the hot so he anybody. He could still get down with people like right now the guys who are competing. He's actually he's for his 48th birthday. He did the 900 again. It was like he hadn't done it in 17 years or something like that. What's the 900 that were the twist? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, for his 48th birthday. He's the first one ever to do it. But personally, yeah, I heard him talking on a pot he was saying how now kids, they're just like kids,

kids almost out of fucking. I know, yeah, he's a bust out of fucking 900 like nothing. I'm just gonna get done. It's like the four-minute mile that thought it was physically, physiologically impossible. The first year it was done, five of the people. Yeah, once people were like, you said the world, four-minute mile.

Yeah, I think that video, too. What was that? That one right there to the left. course he and serve word is this one? No, no No, the one with you see the board pink Dude, I was so obsessed with skateboarding when I was a kid. Did you do it? Oh, yeah, I love that I never got into it like that rap is not fucking little like you look down that bitch. It's scary Look at this dude. Is that him? No, that's I think that's someone younger but That's him that's yeah, that's how I tall yeah, he saw he saw three He's he might be your height. I've heard he's big. Yeah, he's tall dude

What a beast, but it was cool like I got to go back there and conquer this fucking ramp though That's like my goal because I'm not a I'm not a ramp scanner. Can you do that? No, I'm not back there and conquer this fucking ramp, though, that's like my goal. Cause I'm not a ramp skater. Can you do that? Chip up? No, I'm not, I don't skate ramps. He's easy. I just skate strictly, strictly. Straight guy, he's strictly.

But like, I mean, he just gets down like, it's not then. Look at that, he's been doing that. He's the bird man. Bird man himself, dude. And he just keeps up with like fucking, I think he probably skates that fucking thing every day. But you know, and watching him and Jason Ellis get down was like, I don't know, that was like a dream come true.

To be honest, the young he is there. And yeah, fucking 1978. Is that what it says? Yeah. Him and like a Krishna soy were like the biggest Krishna head. Krishna's always like the guy had Steve Kebble the most hair. All of those dudes Rodney Mullen like OGs

of the fucking streets gate Rodney Mullen. Yeah. Rod Deer Deer. Freestyle. Rob Deer Deer. Yeah. Yeah. Rob is a street street.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Rob was Rob's fucking beast too. Yeah. Yeah. Rob really fuck with that all anymore. I mean it's like I don't get hurt trying it and do it It's yeah, like at a certain point You know like I don't know I don't go as hard on street as I used to because it's like I was kind of scared cuz I'm like I'll fuck stand up at 30. Yeah, I'm 35

55 35 Tony Hawk apparently made his money on that video game because at first he was like what is this? Yeah, I talk to that story They talked to me to it. Yeah Royal T's are they wanting to give him like a yeah, what do you say and he was like? I think I'll just bank on it by myself and then he's He made all the fucking I think to this day. He's still like a dope businessman. Oh, he's a fucking. Yeah monster I'm like a dope businessman. Oh, he's a fucking monster. Yeah, monster.

Don't do it. Don't do it. He was so fucking nice. He started pushing me. I'm like, dog, I'm, yeah, you could not do that. No, no, I needed, I needed a step. That's the step. That's the step.

It's because I knew, I knew how to fucking guy. Oh, did you get a skateboard? A real skateboard. Oh, you finally got a real skateboard? Yeah, you need to come over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get down. If you could do one thing, would it be,

if you had chooses sport or if you weren't a comic And you could be really good at something what would it be skateboarding? I wanted to go pro seem for me to be surfing I'd be a NBA basketball player and make more really all you guys. I know it's not about money But we're talking we're talking about money We were talking about money. We were talking about injuries. We were talking about injuries, don't you? No, like football. Not an embassied ball?

No. There's injuries in basketball. But it's a mother-fuckin' It's a mother-fuckin' But that training is a mother-fuckin' I compared to skateboarding or football or hockey or fighting. Hey, I've seen some people get messed up.

The salsa. How about surfing? I've seen some people get messed up in basketball. I mean, there's examples, but we went talk about life. This dude, injuries. Football, such a knife. 2013, it was Louisville, Kevin okay, yeah, yeah, I mean, there's some shit gonna happen

But there's some but as far as like yeah, I mean longevity bad if you're a good basketball player Yeah, if you ever heard the you're the token white boy just finish three you heard the injuries yet like just tell him some of the Last rate is liver. Yeah, who me last rate liver, broken ribs, broken ribs. That's why when he poses hands with every finger, like oh, it's you and you broke every finger, right? Every finger. Yeah. And that's football.

And then you say, and you play any one. And you play any one. Like I don't have issues. Yeah. You don't have near back or neck issues, like a lot of guys, where they're in pain. 24 cents per night, man. I mean, I mean, that's what a primarily soccer player be pretty fucking dope.

That'd be pretty. And do not do that. Now you're talking. But those boys play, you're around, because you're more, primarily, than you're on like those national teams. And you live and die by your legs and shit. I mean, I don't know. Like, it's a really hard work.

Pussy. No, I'd rather serve. Soccer, serve, serve. The fuck, no. Why? Serve? Yeah, bad dude the big fucking wave in charts charts I'm scared ill-sharkos dude how about that? There was a recent barbra is a whale in Santa Barbara

It's just washed up on shore very cool just a whale chunky. Oh good chunky. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. We're in Santa Barbara Now the whales on the beach But see the waves hit the whale and they pull back into the ocean that brings the scent to the big boys see it's not the juvenile feeding frenzy we get the big boys that come in from the deep water I'm talking about the 21 footers now the mama's the mama's come in from the deep water, I'm talking about the 21 footers now. The mama's, the mama's.

Now the drone guy is like, well that's, we got 20, we don't have juveniles, we got the 21 footers and the guys are going out there and you can see the guys surfing right near them. What do they think? Yeah, this is, this is, they should know better though because you know if there's a dead whale,

it's clearly the shark. But the big boys, like it's one thing to have a 10 foot an 8 foot great white and those Don't get will fuck huh? You know what I realized foot Look at that motherfucker. And then the next day they found a whole two more that were in their 20s Yeah, so this whale died. There's that guy, well there's a 20, yeah. Shit.

Now you gotta go back, but. You know what I didn't realize Brian's at Orca's fuck up sharks. Oh yeah, I didn't realize that. They fuck up great whites. Oh, that's why they call killer whales. Oh yeah. They'll rip their members. They'll find great whites.

They'll find the free willing, all the fuckers that they're livers. Just their their liver is gone. I was they they they eat their liver Just they just they hit them to eat the liver. Yeah, I didn't realize they removed other savages And then they like game plan like they're like launch them there be a head coach and then they there's like four of them They like game play so I'm I mean South Africa. I go on a great white. Yeah, citing pay a lot of money Well, I'm think and I get to know I get to know the oceanographer and she says well between us, you know We're not gonna see any great whites and I go what you might fucking see brown bronze whalers though We'll see that thing I go I want great white

She goes that's not gonna happen and nobody knows that but I'm just telling you. Oh, well. Thank you for confiding nobody knows that but I'm just telling you. And I go, oh thank you for confiding. Porque. Porque. She's talking about a fucking boat. Yeah. She's talking about a lot of money. And I'm rock hard to see a great one.

Rock hard to see a great white. Well, two Orca brothers came into the bay. Now that's Cape Town. That would be South Africa. Yeah, yeah. Cape Town of Great White, then. Two of them came into the bay and they took out four great

whites for like twenty footers they found them just with their livers removed every great white in the area see ya see ya we can get our things that are out there they know what something fucking talking yeah they're like do you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like wall yeah yeah yeah it's like what Are they the same sizes great ones? No, they're fun. They're big. They're bigger. That's adorable. So much bigger so much bigger. So they're they're Bring up the size of the male orca and that's a great white. Yeah Great whites two thousand pounds, you know 2500 pounds Go ahead and look what a orca is 20 thousand pounds, but 20 thousand pounds

Go ahead and look what a orca is 20,000 pounds above 20,000 pounds Orca is 32 feet. Yeah Damn, I'm only 20 feet. Yeah, but they they get up to Some cra- well there male workers wait 10 tons. Don't you like with their food to like launch it? Yeah 20,000 pounds Yeah, and and the great white a big great white is 2,000 pounds 20,000 10 times bigger. They snack on them. When they see a great white, they go yum. Why don't they just do the liver?

I, because the liver makes up, I think, one third of a, of a great white's body. Okay. Yeah. It's a large part of the body. And they just team up on the whole. Tasty liver. There's more nutrients,

should go. Okay, more for the sharks. Yeah. Or for the orcas. That's crazy how they just team up on them. Tasty liver. There's more nutrients. Should pull. Okay, more for the shark. Yeah, more for the orcas. That's crazy how they just team up though. Yeah. Yeah. Just like we got this motherfucker. Well, there we go.

There we go. Yeah. There they go. Have you seen it when they grab like the scuba divers just leg and you just go, let's go for a ride. No, yeah. No for a ride. They don't fuck them up. They're just like, let's go for a ride. They, they don't fuck them up. They're just like

Let's go for a ride. They're bored. I'm playing down. Yeah, see how much you see we can find what's the along Terrific that's so crazy My buddy Joe Janima Okay, yeah, grab a nice jet ski and he sends me video on his phone He's on a jet ski and these great whites, I mean, I'm sorry, these orcas are just swimming right underneath them, right there. It's crazy.

Dude, I can't do anything to you, but. Neil Young's band, Neil Young, they Spotify went with Rogan over Neil Young. That's crazy. We haven't. You just saw that? Wait, what? Is it a current event, I assume. Wait, what? Is it a current event?

I assume. Wait, what? Oh, wow. No, we have the current event of that. Oh, not like them choosing Rogan. We didn't see that. Oh, wait, I mean, I think it's, of course.

We knew it was going to happen. Is there a new? What? But it is, I don't think Spotify came out and said we choose Rogan over Neil Young. They're just not going to even press it. Wait, what is 78? This came out of nowhere too. Yeah, yeah. They're just not gonna even dress it. Wait, what is... This came out of nowhere too.

Yeah, yeah. I thought it was not a work of Taylor. No, I saw it up on the table. Sorry, I thought you guys saw it. I was right there. No. What? Can you feel me?

Do you know what happened? No. God. Damn it. So Neil Young basically came out was like, it it's either my uh... music catalog or joe rogan can have both a spot of ike is rogan's uh... spreading misinformation about uh... vaccines and shit which isn't true

none of its true but then also near near young yeah but from his perspective so you know this guy he beat i he had polio, he had two aneurysms, and he had some other health condition. Yeah, so he's like underlying health. Yeah, so he's probably, I'm pro-vaccine, I'm not anti-vaccine, and Rogan isn't either.

I think if he had listened to Rogan, and Rogan was asking questions and had people in the space who were dispatching the science. They don't wanna have the discussion. Well, yeah, most people, when they say that it's the misinformation, they didn't listen to the whole thing. No, it's misinformation

because it's not with what they agree with. That's what, so, them, if it doesn't align with what they're, but he's not even, Logan was asking questions and having people who are credited scientists who developed vaccines on, talking simply raising questions

and talking about conflict events. And it's just dialogue. That's all it is, but it's also informative, scientific, and these people are not mavericks. They were part of the medical establishment. They're not anti-vaxxers. But did Neil Young really think Spotify I'm like, okay, Neil,

Rogan, you're out of here. Dude, it would take Drake, Kanye West and Doja Cat to all combine Like KT there us or Rogan, that's Spotify like Rogan, we gotta have a talk, yeah, and even then I don't know if they do that But it would like Neil Young But also there's there's contracts in place. I'm sure he signed a contract You can't just say like I want it off for Rogan's off you've signed a contract you're gonna your music is gonna be on there for a certain amount of years

It was a good deal on there, but it was a way of doing it I kneel young he's always had an issue with Spotify because he hates the But he allowed me to use it though, right? I don't think so they they've they've had disputes But how could he let the music? I don't know but I don't think they've had his whole catalog And he was like you have to make the quality better if you're gonna have my entire catalog Mm-hmm, so I think they were either negotiating or something. He's like, you're not gonna give my whole catalog. So if it's a negotiation process,

then I get it, yeah. So it probably has nothing to do with Rogan. It's probably just, it's probably underlying. No, it does, but it's also like if you're that type of person, like Rogan's your enemy. Well, that's the flex. That's how you can get, when's the last time anybody in the last 30 years

brought up Neil Young. Go. I mean, I hear about him all, but that's my world. You hear about Neil Young all the time? Yeah, people love his music. That's fucked. But it's like, it's different. It's different.

Like, my world is music though. I'm always listening to music. I'm always talking music with music. No, I'm so like, you know. But once last time he came out of the song. No. The Bren'm so like, but once last time he came out of the song. No, the Brennan saying like, when's the last time he heard him in the news? Like, we have heard him out of our, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

Not your weird music friend. Like, you know who's better, Neil Young. I have to admit. Neil's a larger issue is that I guarantee you that Neil Young didn't listen to what he's doing. Most likely, most people know. But I think Rogan raised very important questions. No, we know that, but to his point,

like Neil Young's older man, like he's an older dude underlining health conditions. So from his perspective, I agree, he probably didn't listen to it, but from his perspective, he's like holy fuck man, this guy's really hurting. He's what he's hearing from people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's 76 I think.

He's 78. He's 78. Yeah. Yeah, and he's not that's 76, I think. He's 78. He's 78. Yeah. Yeah. And he's not that healthy. And obviously, the COVID is a big threat to our college. It's 100 years. Yeah.

And it's like, I get it. So from his perspective, and like, this is all he can do. Sure. Okay. And if you thought somebody was spreading false information, you would, I get it. But I put it at the same time. No, I don't think.

I don't think. Brilliant songwriter, like, obviously a monster, but also like, I think you're under, I think you're overestimating your power. I sat next to a woman who, who, I just wanted to, I wanted to see what she was, because she said, she asked a fake question, the stewardess came, and she asked a question about, can I get more ice?

And I said, and she said, I was just hoping they would put their mask, I was hoping she'd tell them to put their masks on, because the people in front of us didn't have masks and they were talking. And I went, oh, you're that kind of person. So I was like, okay, and I saw she was wearing two masks. All good, no good, we're on the same plane. And I started talking about,

I just wanted to get her perspective in, and I brought up broken. I just want to see what she said. She goes, oh, I would never let her go. I would never let her go. And I said, have you listened to him? No, no, no, I would never he's just he's one of those meat heads But what's already a built-in prejudice yeah, this idea of who he is versus who he really that's everything I know but it's that's that's online in a nutshell. It's online. Like they don't know shit

Right so they I come up with their own like weird hidden agenda's and like make Rogan or whoever it is out to be a monster when they have no clue. They don't really never listen to him. No clue. It's unbelievable. Yeah. And my issue with a lot of people like this, they're just afraid of ideas. They're so attached to their ideas. What it is, it's a loser mentality.

Yeah, it is. It is, yeah. It's like, all right. Fucking is, man. It's exactly like any time you have, you study one thing, you have one tool in your toolbox. If you only see the world through one lens, which is racism, you're gonna see racism

literally everywhere, right? We talk about that. You look for it. You've gotta have a lot of different tools in the toolbox, maybe not, that I talk about this. It's like one of the things that a lot of people fall into is that if you are only a medical professional

And that's all you do you might see the world as one big pathogen But that's like that's like Fauci like you're like to hate on Fauci and you know God bless on my face He's also day in year 80 and he's terrified. Yes, he's a disease Specialist so he all he's all he's seen with that. So it'd be like a homicide detective, so he's the worst thing. So his glass is always half empty. Yes.

So he gets the worst of the words. You talk to a cop, it's like your grandma who went through World War II, the fucking traumatized. Yes. And so all of us have to be careful not to apply one tool to everything. You have to look at it all.

All of you's about having a lot of different tools in your toolbox, you can pull out and apply. Otherwise, you can have an open mind. Successful people have an open mind. Including Joe Rogue, you get changes, mine. 100%. If you come with facts or a little bit. Yes, something.

It's very rare he sticks to a point if you come with legit. That's why we always talk about. Don't be married to your ideas. They're just ideas, man. Put them out on the table. If there's a better idea, let go of that idea. That's the way you are about. Don't be married to your ideas. They're just ideas, man. Put them out on the table. If there's a better idea, let go of that idea. That's the one you are.

You are not your idea. An idea was put in your head. There was a time when you didn't know the things you know. There was a time when you didn't believe, the things you believe based on what you know. Somebody put those ideas into your head. Don't take credit for being a good person because you're anti-vista, anti-vista.

Yeah, it's like saying, yeah, it's like saying your world isn't the world. Yes, you know. Yeah. Yeah, to be honest. That's fair. It's really really important that you're gonna find.

Yeah. Damn, I didn't know that. Man, what a, what a thing to say. He's an emotion, of Neil Young's always been an emotion. But I get it, like you said,

like, you know, he's 76, he's got, you know. But he's been doing this his little career and some of it works and some of it. He's just off on I mean Ohio is about the Kent State murder. Yeah, yeah, yeah, kind of that. Yeah, he was the guy who was like Takes a stand. Yeah, yeah, people rocking to the Freedin' Ohio, you know, I mean that was I can't name one song, but I know he's a beautiful. What else you get? What he wrote great songs? No, I got a day. Sure 30 40 years ago. 100% nothing all great musician very influential

Doesn't mean he's right. Yeah, I mean, all of favor. Yeah, but that means right All right, so this is a video of Joe Biden calling me a reporter. Maybe like a more. Maybe like a more. Yeah. Because he was asked a question about inflation. It's him. Sorry. 9.3 million views. It's going to be the guy in red a red tie behind it. Oh, he's a fox guy. Wait, wait, what are they saying? It's the red guy. That's a great asset. More inflation. What a stupid son of a bitch. Yeah, wait, that's a great idea. More inflation. It's stupid son of a bitch.

Let me see what he says again. What does he say here? I thought he just said he just asked about more. That's what the guy in the red says. Yeah. I can't even say it sounds like. Why is he saying? That's a great asset. More of a question.

Hey, why is Michael rap report trending? You see it where I hear under Michael rap report. Hey, man. There's a much of stuff on this career. Okay. Oh, He filled a shopper. Yeah, yep So he was in New York and somebody I was just shopper just and straight up and they did nothing. So he's right there by security security did Nothing what wow cuz they defunded the holy fuck the police I Think that's been really good for your town for cities. That's been a great. Let's do look it I'm a fucker. Yo, dad. This dude. I can't believe I'm seeing this dude I can't believe I'm seeing this shit. This motherfucker, yo, this fucking guy just filled his two bags up with everything in

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That's why it's cool that he filmed us you know get tackled. I fucking love more people know Gosh, what's not the love about I fucking love rap? It's not so fun. I love him too. Yeah, that's all what slap He puts his money where his mouth. Yes, man when I iron bar. Yeah He puts his money where his mouth is man when I iron barbell. Yeah Remember when you saw broke his rib broke his rib so bad he asked for it Where I did not ask for this he went hard I was logging the bathroom and remember he started fucking with me He got a little he got a little he goes let me put you in a statin island headlock And then I said yeah, cuz I don't like it

So you're neck in your head and you went like this you got a a big grin and you went like this, your hands went like this and you go, because I've never had that experience. I don't know what to do about a headlock and he threw you in a headlock and then you went, oh, I'm gonna step behind your legs now. And I'm just gonna take you down. Take you down and I'm gonna squeeze you and you toss my hands.

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Dude, so he's in, you know, you look at him on TV and he looks like fucking hercules. Yeah, yeah. In person, I mean, not that much bigger than major, but in close. In close. So he. In person, I mean, not that much bigger than major, but in close. In close. So he says, me goes, oh, you're you're you're staying shape, you look, and I said, yeah, I'm on this, you know,

Carnivore diet, I'm getting ready for the stick mutter. And I go, what do you, he's like, ah, 260 something right now, that's cool. And then his agent goes, tell him what you walk around at before you get in camp. You ready for this? What? He was 285.

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I mean, that's a guy who plays defensive enemy NFL or whatever. Yeah, depending on his speed. Yeah. He's supposed to have speed. He should, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly a DN in the NFL.

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there's 10 of them on the team like that. That's how nuts the NFL is. And they all run four, four, five, six, four. Now, what I wanted to do for you I don't know if you've seen him standing next to guy named Shaquille a neo. Oh no, I know shacks You have no idea you have no idea how big basketball players are until you see me like Carmelo Anthony like he was a Denver guy forever Mm-hmm grew up watch them and then I was in LA with that same restaurant

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I he's not 300 pounds. He's so much bigger such freaks. He's so much bigger than that I just kept going you know You're so big the basketball is a toy and Shaqille and Niels head is, I mean, he's the biggest person. He's a little wheezy, that's whatever. But do you know what, after the, after the, he's great. I love it. Yeah.

After the interview, I was kind of bummed out, because I just, I was asking, I said, if in a perfect world, I'd want you to reassign with you of seeing fight John Jones, and then they work with you to fight Tyson Fury like they're the best promotion in the game as I agree I agree But you can just feel like they're not even close man. They're not I was bug I ruined my day I Don't think John Jones wants a man that big. Oh, he does. He does. That's all he wants. That's all he wants really You think John Jones is scared of Francising you know I've ever seen his brothers

Chandler Jones and all pro all he lives he grew up with two and gone He grew up with the John's fucking huge two man. Would you see John in person as John move the same way at 260 as he did a 20 five the primers pretty good john's a freak don't don't discredit john john's man tell him about the greatest of all time to yeah a fucking freak there is a difference right but here here now here's the thing you're forgetting i've seen john go against elite heavyweight so i've seen what he does don't yeah yeah i'm telling it's stupid at disc credit

well i would believe most experts think John will beat the shit I believe that John wrestles in Ghana and beat him that way, right? I don't know. I don't know The bummer thing is is like the vibe I got is like They're so far off like they're just just money money. No, France feels super disrespected. Like you don't think they value them. And then he has a huge opportunity to go fight Tyson Fury and make fuck you money.

And that's probably the smart thing to do. And it's just like, yeah. That was bummed out. Not from the interview, from the vibe of them not getting it, like they're not close to a deal. Right. Did you get any insight on the Cyril Gahn with that surprising to him?

The plan was always a wrestle him. No, the plan was not a wrestle him. He blew out his MCL three weeks before. In Gahn, he did. Yeah, oh, you don't know this. I did not. You won the fight in one leg. He blew his MCL out,

so he's having surgery next week on his ACL, complete reconstructive surgery. So he didn't have a right knee at all. So you know what people are like? You didn't land a punch knee at all. So you know how people like you didn't land a punch, he couldn't punch. Oh my God. And so his entire team threw, we're not taking this fight. And then he said he talked to Kamara Usman

and Kamara has really bad knees. He can't do like road work and stuff. And he couldn't spar for four weeks, for certain fights. Like last three fights didn't spar at all. His knees are really bad. And Kamara was like his brother, right? And he was talking to him and he told him how he dealt with him, friends, like, I'm going

to do it. If you can do it, I can do this. Goes into that fight with one leg, no training. And then he said the first two rounds, he was like, fuck, I got to figure it out. And then we said, once he took him down, and he was like, oh, I can do, I can win this way. And then it's my favorite moment of the fight if you watch the corner.

It's between the fourth and fifth round where he's going back to the corner, it's coach Nick Sik, who's like amazing coach. Looks at him goes, we got something I don't mean. And France goes, yep. And he said he knew between that fourth and fifth round, looking at him, he was gonna win. He was like, he goes, oh, I know that look.

I've been there. He goes, I know that exactly look've been there. She is I know that exact look really Yeah, wow, yeah, wow one fucking leg So so are you going to this so he has to have that had video of it, but it's okay So he has to have his MCL reconstructed which I don't even know what that is, but it's a ligament in your knee Yeah, a CL MCL PCL, but he just had a MCL and an ACL I think. The ACL big fuck, that's a nine month thing, right? Six months.

Six months. Yeah. And in the MCL, so both knees, both knees. No, just one knee. He wore knee brace on both so you couldn't tell which one was fucked up unless he was going to kick it. People like, why is he in France this kick and why is he in punching? He could. One leg, one leg to put one leg nuts?

Not different level of beast mood his man. I mean his mentality when you think about it, you know getting you fucking Arrested seven times trying to get to you know out of after Not nuts nuts nuts You want the best for him to man And he's originally from Cameroon and he says that a lot of people from Cameroon are built like him, which, you know, not a lot of people. That's why he told me he's like, I wish I had said, I'm like some special freak out there.

He goes, there's everywhere you look. You're a Romero, he's like, he's like, they look like me. Yeah. Well, there's another, there's that guy in one championship who's, he's a heavyweight champion. Yeah. Alain. Alain, he's supposed to's a heavyweight champion. Yeah. Yeah.

Alon. Alon, he's supposed to fight out and be tore belt one. He's a freak. Yeah. He's insane. But I don't want like, I want France to make fuck you money and have that generational like that guy. That guy's good.

Which he deserves. Yeah. He's not muscular. He's from Cameroon. No, is he? Yeah. Personally. Yeah. Now, now, that's fucking hilarious.

Look at him. Look at that. And flexible. Can do the splits. Yes, so flexible. Insane. One of my favorite follows on Instagram. Do the beast.

No. Yeah, I hope the UFC figures it out. Now, now, yeah, me too. That's what makes me sad. I really, I don't want to go anywhere else. And I want him to fight Tyson Fury to make fuck you money, but I want the UFC to be involved because there's nobody can market better Than I'm gonna get his knees fixed. That's a long time. That's that's nine months 10 months. That's a year to fix No, that's fine. Yeah, you're you're missing the point. That's fine. He fights once a year anyways. Yeah, that's all he does So the the the the knee surgery's fine. That doesn't hold any any of this back He that that that doesn't stop negotiations. That's all he does. So the knee surgery's fine. That doesn't hold any of this back.

That doesn't stop negotiations. That's fine. He fights once a year anyways. It's just them coming to deal with you. You see in the UFC realizing his value and pain and what he's worth. And then also promoting him. He's asking for his milk.

No, he's not. Not at all. Not even close. No, not even close. What about pay a paper? No, he's not not at all not even close. Oh, he's not no I'm close to what about pay a paper no, he's not asking even close to that. Why not? It's 650 grand this last fight. That's that's not a lot. Mm-hmm. You're heavyweight champion not a lot of time for 10 million at all. Wow. I'm close I don't know. I guess there's a sweet spot where it makes sense for the UFC and it makes sense for him but I mean spot where it makes sense for the UFC and it makes sense for him but I mean Sweet spot. What do you mean they'll find sweet spot? There's a spot where the UFC decides where I'm gonna make will make money and you'll make money This they could pay him 50 million dollars of fighting that you have to make money. Yeah, so they're

Ego it's all Ego sir and here's the other thing you gotta think about is UFC Dana White and a ton of fighters which you want to talk about a conflict of interest they're all owned by WME endeavor uh-huh. Francis is one of the very few superstars who's represent by CA WME and CA fucking hate each other so they're not playing ball with CA. Interesting. You got fucking fight and promote. Because you have for the first time a guy

who's represented by your enemy and you don't want to comprehend. But it's not about your guy's egos and you're like, it's about Francis. But it's not to them. It's such a shame. Not to them, because all they see is dollars. But my thing is like, in the so I told Francis

that if I'm in the board meeting, so I worked with the OFC, I'm in the marketing board meeting. And we're all businessmen, our goals to make money. And I bring up a presentation, and I go, okay guys, here's the thing. So with Francis, here's the thing. So we can be in the Francis Ingano business.

He's the greatest heavyweight, the most electrifying hardest punch we've ever had. He's our current champion. And we can work with him, and we can help promote him and give him and pay him and then cross promote in the biggest fight of shit. I don't know. Last 100 years in boxing for him to fight Tyson Fury and a pride fight two or three times in boxing. Tyson Fury, Tyson Fury, rematch, and I'll probably get a wider Joshua. Let's say low estimate, probably $80 million

there for Francis and then the UFT would have a share in that. And then also biggest fight in heavyweight history, John Jones. So you have the John Jones fight there. You have the Tyson Fury, Tyson Fury rematch, and then a one off of Deontre Water. So let's go through the numbers. Let's say conservatively, say 100 million, which should be more than that, but let's just say friendly numbers. Let's say conservatively, say 100 million, which should be more than that. But let's just say, friendly 100 million for the UFC in Francis.

That's possible. And you wanna do what, I don't think 50, 50 deal, I guess, 50 million dollars. Or you can get your ego involved. And fuck Francis over, make shelf-in for a year, not let him fight.

Let the first time it's ever happened, let the champ, the current champ walk, fight Tyson Fury and France make 30, 40 million dollars, and you guys have nothing to do with it. And you won't get a dime of it. And you don't see John Jones versus France. Makes no sense. Tries me nuts.

It tries me nuts. He keeps me up at night. It's what fucks up boxing. Bob Aaron's not talking to fucking, you know, but this is even bigger than that. Those boxes make money. Yeah. We're talking about the French's feels like they devalue him.

They don't appreciate him. They don't pay him. He's your current champion. $650,000. After taxes. It's not. And after paying your trainer, it's not. You're not making money.

And you're finding him once a year. You're not making any money. Oh, and then, and you'll love this. And then, you know making money and you're finding them once a year. You know, I can aim. Oh, and then and you'll love this. And then you know, he's banking on himself. I remember on doing on one leg by the way. He's banking on himself. He has to beat Cyril Gahn. It's a money. He has to beat Cyril Gahn. And not only does he have to do that, but he's fighting with the pressure of the UFC. He's on his last fight contract and for negotiations he needs this fight to go well. So what's the UFC do? How was that card? Was it stacked? No, it was terrible. How do you think it did pay-per-view wise? Terrible. Not terrible, but that's why. But why would they do that? But why? Because Francis doesn't want to take his

fucking power away from him. Yes, so when he he negotiates they go you only get three hundred thousand bucks And he goes what? Wow, there's a terrible card. Yeah, but we gave you the fly weights What the five weights when they should have had like the big time I was I said to you I go why remember there were big-time fights on that card. You're not on there. Are they yeah? Now? Why would you do that now? How stupid is this as a business plan? Who does that hurt? Obviously, France is a negotiation,

but also it hurts the UFC, because you could have done more pay-per-view by it. But what's the UFC bank on? The move those fights down the road, they're still gonna make their money off that, but it fucks over, France. That's being so greedy, because it's all like you don't need a person.

Now remember, now also remember the guy making the decisions has half a billion dollars in the bank You have one sir. Why are you acting like this? You've won, bro So why why I Don't want to get in there because they're worried that if I think if they set this President president that he can do this other guys can do it But Francis is a once in a generational fucking talent It's in it's Ego's getting involved. You could turn him into something like everybody would tune in.

He's the scariest man on the planet. Everybody's marketable a story. Now, so how many movie offers do you have to make a movie about his life? Oh, 17. Yeah. From the biggest directors, the biggest movie studios you've ever heard of. Wow. Oh, because why he's not marketable? He speaks well, knockout artists. Yeah. 17 from the biggest directors the biggest movie studios you've ever heard of wow Because why he's not marketable speaks well knockout artists. Yeah, I do think that putting him in a ring with Tyson fury This early could be risky because you can look stupid get knocked out. No, no, no

Sites don't be a managing boxing health reconstruct his knee. Yeah. We don't kid, so him looking silly, he's not going to silly. He'll land some punches, because Tyson, I don't give a fuck, how good are you, you have to watch your peas and queues with Francis. Have to. Hardest hit or ever. You have to. He gets too hard.

Right. Francis will make $40 million. Doesn't have to do anything ever again. Right. He's going to do that ever again right he's gonna do that anyway hopefully well the u.s.c. has to give them their blessing or his contracts up it was the u.s.c. owns his rights to the end of so January 1st, 2023 but he can't do it anyways but as far as I can look in bears take all that out you're talking about generational your kids kids kids

kids in Bears take all that out. You're talking about generational, your kids, kids, kids, that stuff in life. When those give me a rematch clause. So, so, so, so, but, because would you say, would you say, I don't know, would you say, Connor made a mistake fighting Floyd? No.

But forget all that anyway. And France is a better shot to be fury. But forget all that. Like you could, you still could just keep him in the UFC and make a fortune off him and turn, turn so many fans in that direction. Oh, why could you still could just keep him in the UFC and make a fortune off him and turn Turn so many fans in that direction. Oh, why could you do you see John Jones? You do UFC in Africa You know, it's a it's a fucking

Old-minded. What or you could do but also you so you do Tyson Fury, Francis and either Vegas Or you do it in England wherever you want. Yeah, and then the rematch you do in Africa So would you have a fight would you have him fight Tyson Fury first and then John Jones? Um, I Don't know that's a good question. Yeah, I don't know I don't know Because if he loses to John Jones nobody that nobody cares about him fighting Tyson Fury necessarily I don't I would say that. I don't know it depends on either way. They'll both go down

You know, but I don't if you're the you see I just don't for the I can't understand, I would say that. I don't know. Either way, the bolts go down, you know? But if you're the UFC, I just don't, I can't understand for the life of me why they wouldn't want to just play ball. And he's not asking for 10, 20, 30 million. I think it's a troll issue. I think it's an ego thing, you know? Such a shame.

It's stopping a precedent from happening. I don't know. Well, you got a root for France, he's banking on himself. So you see, turns it down, you got to pray to God that fury and him work out Now fury is Trump at the bit to forget that fight. Yes, especially after that last fight I thought that was gonna hurt his chances. No, Fury's team is all in they're all in. They're all in it's happening It's frustrating. Oh, yeah, it's a shame a shame. I was sad yesterday. The fight world's so crazy.

Talk about a guy who's learned so crazy. His wrestling is night and day. He hasn't been wrestling that long. He's over extreme contort there with those great guys, but a little knowledge because along with it, it's like that. What you want's on Mindblown, Sir Ghan's been training MMA for three years.

He's not for the heavyweight title. Three years. Freak. Freak. Freak. High level striker though, for long time. But still MMA three years, and fight for the UFC heavyweight title. Why is so much money delivered in boxing and comparison? Just a while.

World wide audience. Because meanwhile, me, well, World wide. No, that's not. I feel like UFC like seen like has what you have See, you have see has a lot you see has more of a world like I feel like it's not that There's not to meet people like you have boxing destroy Destroy you see does absolutely destroy

Disadvantaged day. Yeah, who's fine? No, no dude. If you do mm. Met UFC paper He's committed a boxing in a calendar year. Yeah, they absolutely destroy it. But compared to Joshua Fury or something like that, that would crush. Compared to not to a Con McGregor fight. I don't know about that. Oh, I do though. UFC is bigger than boxing like the bit like Floyd Mayweather fights, you know, Con McGregor.

That's the biggest paper view. Yeah, but, but so you're saying that boxing overall does less pay. Right now? Yeah, right now. Not even close. Not even close. Because think about naming the last boxing pay-per-view. Go.

I don't know. Wilder fury. It did they have one. Wilder fury. They have them every month. So wilder fury was that pay-per-view? Right. How'd they do?

Not great. It did. No. How'd the first one do? The first one I think did well. Yeah But let me ask you name the last UFC pay-per-view Every month. Yeah, crushing. Uh-huh. They made the most money ever in the history of their business last year really Name ten boxing superstars go well. I mean you got triple G. I think you guys are triple

Not I'm saying canal. No, no don, you got triple G. I think you got a triple. Oh, triple, you, not anymore. I'm saying, cannello. No, no, no, don't go old school. Okay. 10 current boxing superstars. No, no, 100,000 paper. I'm saying superstars that sell paper. These really? Well, you know, loam was fights were free on ESPN. Cannello. Cannell is your number one. I'm going to give you all the names that don't make money. I mean, like the big ones. Canelo, Anthony Joshua, Tyson Fury,

not Dante, while they're anymore. Used to be. No, never, never, never. So I mean, No, you can't, no, you can't, keep going. Get the five. Maybe, maybe, maybe Andre Ward before, sort of. The, the, who retired?

Yeah. Oh, get the five. Triple G. Who'd you say? Devon to Davis. Does all right. No, no, no, no, he's, he's getting, he's getting there. I'll give you, go get to five triple G. Who'd you say? Does all right? No, he's he's getting it. I'll give you I'll give you triple G Triple G. No, no, no, no, just get to five I guess not the Charlotte brothers Nightingale Brian Garcia Not really well. Well, he's never had a pay-per-view

So what what is it say? There's different ones because they have three fights, right? For yeah, what was the third? I see nearly as much as I thought that's like that's not that wall of your. Yes, it's between 800 and 25. That was a last to be five million. If you're so much, Greg, your fight has done more than that. Yeah, I think the biggest one though pay-per-view of all time was like

Mayweather and pack. I think that's but other than that's Connor. Yeah, it's all kind. Wow. God damn But you got to remain on average. Yeah, you see pay-per-view they do that, you know, you see you know 270 to 71 to 73 to 74 Every month who are there being said like how are the boxing payouts so fucking huge? There's one guy, the UFC that we have a ton of stars. Is this the top guys in? Okay, okay, okay. So the UFC, it's like we have a ton of stars. Like the whole main card is packed. Yeah, we have I can list off a ton of stars for you.

Yeah, 10, I'll rip off fucking 10 superstars for you right now. Everybody knows boxing. They just don't, they're bad at marketing. They're three guys, I don't know. They're the monsters. Fury Joshua Canelo. Yeah.

And by the way, by the way, who's a high-spade boxer? He's a high-spade boxer. Joshua loses another one. You know? The mystique goes away. Who's a high-spade boxer right now? Would it be?

Probably Tyson Fury. Tyson Fury. Or Joshua Canelo? Canelo, right? Canelo, right? Canelo, probably Canelo. Look at me, UFC, so this is topology. Look at all the UFC's.

Wow. So they're consistently on top. But they're just every time. Boom. Like you said, there's more stars, there's more stars. There's more stars. Yeah, there's more stars. Then look at Usman, Maz, yeah, this is more stars.

Then look at Usman Mazda, 1.3 million. Where's that at? Oh, I see it. Mazda, Nate Diaz, you know, you got, easy, you got fucking mom, easy, world wide to whittaker. Legend of verse, car was up there. Yes, sir, if I don't knock card, I like to think I added to at least that $10,000. I could pay it on it.

I could pay it like you're candy added to. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah. Hey, Jones. The USC's, they're not hitting homeruns every time, but it's Conor, but they're hitting doubles. Every single paper.

Every paper boxing. Once a time every paper boxing once a year Baba once a year and the last big one for I'm gonna fight next right I mean So the the may weather Pacquiao's what holds the like the top That's a terrible fight Which one the may weather back yeah, cuz yeah apparently may weather. I mean pack. Yeah, shoulder was fucked up

Yeah, people people sued cuz they would said well, we want to bought this for a hundred dollars if we had one arm. Yeah, or bet on it. Yeah, yeah Dennis crazy Yeah, boxing has an issue Yeah Yeah boxing has an issue Yeah See I mean it's not even close. I mean besides the heavyweights or if can't help it's a bit near I'm close in Ghana man. Oh heartbreaking. Fuck. It's like it's just so disrespectful It's like what does a man have to do you cross the desert seven times you get to the top of the field and you're treated like shit the top of the field and you're treated like shit. The 650 people think that's a lot of money. Let me break it down for you, man.

When you, when you taxes, we'll just take half a bit away with taxes. What is the payout for the frame? You gotta pay your debt, tell them. 40% so you pay 10% or you pay as well flat fee, right? Not 10% now, you know, so. So you've got to pay as agent.

Okay, but you're spiked, you're spiked, well, you're 300 yen. Yeah, I'll be makes 300. Yeah, you know, I'll walk away with that last champion. You're not flying first class necessarily. Shit doesn't last. As a ship.

As a ship. As a ship. As a ship. As a ship. As a ship. As a ship. As a ship. As a ship.

As a ship. As a ship. As a ship. As a ship. As a ship. As a. Yeah, outside though. He isn't. He has a bunch of. I hope he's making a lot of money But he could be making on when he should be set for life. Yes. Yeah, why because it beat steep A came for Lascaz JDS on the seroton fucking Alstro wearing a knock them out nuts And what else do you got to do? I'll tell you the dope thing You know, I do those classic fight campaigns now. The first one was you and me over my fights.

We did sugar shons fights. For Francis, we did his fights. We did Rosenstruck overrain and then his second fight with Steve Bay. And his second fight with Steve Bay is talking about how he learned so much from the first one where he lost. And he realized like, you're going hit this guy's not gonna go away. And he goes, he's the toughest person I've ever fought because most guys I hit, they fall.

It's him, I would hit and he keeps coming. So the game plan was, it's gonna take some time, man. Don't let this guy's too tough. Damn, it was really cool. It was really cool. So cool. What's steeped, dude? Did he get paid? He never really got a lot of respect

Did he? Not the respect you deserve. It's time out arguably the grace ever in a vault time. Yeah Yeah, I'm sure he's doing fine. He's also a firefighter This wife I think because Francis is out of here no matter if they negotiate or not. I think Francis I'm sorry. I think steep a John Jones fight next. I was gonna say. Yeah, that's the fight. I'm very interested. Yeah. I don't know how much was taken out of Steve Bay.

He took a fuck load of damage with Kormier, a fuck load of damage with... You got him. Yeah, so that can really, really... I'd rather he retire for his own health, but... I'd like to see him fight, John. I would too. That's a good match up to you. I would too.

Stylist, that's a fun fight. Yup. Steve, Steve Bay, tough, is happy about that. Let me see. I would do stylus ski. That's a fun fight. Yep. Yeah, Steve Steve. Great. Toughest type of evolved that. That means he's well, he's had to watch it. Watch it. Watch his first fight with Francis. Watch his first fight with the shots. Francis. Oh, I know. Not. Everybody got back up. Got back up. It's nuts. Yeah, Francis. Francis speed is what's astonishing. His speed does uppercuts that come out of nowhere. BAP BOOM! And you're like, oh my god.

Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah, even, I mean, even steve is making more money than fucking Francis. Steve is making damn near a million every time he fought. Fuck, that's such a bummer, man. And they did, they did, they did him so dirty with that, that card. Oh, I know Now who knows if it's intentional and not but it lines up pretty sketchy

Yeah, I don't you know, but it is sketchy. Yeah, yeah, or or it's also the UFC trying to see how big of a draw He is on his own, you know, I know it's all it's all intention. Yeah, I would yeah That's like you can make a star like that. Yeah, I know I know I know I know because actually if you think about it Wasn't there wasn't a whole lot of advertising for it? No, and if you think about this there in fact there was kind of none But think about too you didn't know Francis's story like in Africa and trying to escape seven times being arrested until he went on rogue in You see you didn't set that up. That's Rogan set that up Mm-hmm like you see he's not telling his story at all. I don't understand.

Because Hollywood, what happened? 247 and shit, what happened? Like what? They still do that. They do. But it's just more about his camp. Maybe it's just that,

maybe they just don't know how to do it. There might be that. The UFC don't know how to... But because, no, but they're owned by WME. They don't know anything about storytelling. They don't have storytellers on, they don't have anybody. They don't have some of the best writers in the world. No, they don't represent anybody who's in the business

of storytelling when you're right. So the problem is that they're lost. They don't have the resources. There's no one that they have. The greatest writers in the world. And they wouldn't know how to take that story and fuck, he'd market it. I tell Hollywood story about is movie right then.

He's in the next uh, fasten furious. He's in, he has all these offers. He's passionate. Just get right Chris to fucking put him on his far right Chris. God, that was so funny. Dude, you did work with me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the chin? Clean? Do you have that chip? I got a highlight? Tell me post that I think Chris posted you post now. Who are we talking to? Oh, Kyle your stegos. I said Brian all that That's it. Should I stop sending? No, I gotta post it. I gotta post it. I've been so bad. No, do it

No, I just don't post any. No, I'm going to post I think I kind of like that. That's too late I'm gonna post him. I'm gonna post it. No, I've just been, I've had a kidded, I've been with the baby. I thought you were bored with that baby. You've been all up in there. You've been on your phone watching TikTok. I know, right? I'm 55. I'm busy.

I'm still running TikTok. I'm like, I feel like I'm not a TikTok. My baby has been a little bit consuming. And I love that. I'm gonna post it. I meant to post it. I've been posted. I've been posting. You know what the problem is, even before the baby didn't post.

The baby has been coming and I've been busy. I gotta post another stuff. Send me the assets, Christian. Don't give up. Don't give up. No joke, Kyle. Because Kyle said he's gonna stop. No, I think I told Kyle a son of a bitch.

He's like, it's always my time. I think the Leo posted the far right. I sent him to him, Antropel before, and they just neither posted. I post shit. I don't think he spells ever post. No, I post anything. I post I post that ugly. I said I never send me anything. I post I gotta post that ugly. I gotta post that. I actually was I was in the Prussian posting. I got distracted

Is it Chris? The arms? How much did the Lee opposed to Chris posted it? the All right Chris right there. No, it's not the far right one. Oh, that's what you're talking about. No, it's the sizzle the uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Yeah, that's so funny So many people texting about far right Chris it was so fucking late my nephew's a little bit of a long king thing to get someone Sam Wait, wait, no, no, no, bring a far right Chris. He goes I'm sorry. Just I go don't do it ready This is how stupid with me

Ready? This is how stupid we are. F*** with me! Brake me. He's kinda like this. Nope, shut up. Who cares about anything? Oh, let's get rid of Rumble! Let's take the trouble.

Oh! Oh! God, it's good. Dude, I do vibrato. I'm not as good in... God, it's good. He's got it in Rumble! He is good. He's in a rumble. He's good.

He's so good. So I'm good, dude. He actually makes this sound really good. He has a good vibe. I love what he's saying. Dude, I love these fucking things. I watch far right, Chris. Let me see that clip.

I just put me in half of it. The far right. Have you seen the far right? Put it right. Chris, are you going over the right? You come on over. I'm a centrist. Who are with me?

They put a vaccine morning, COVID-19 morning on it. They did, which is so healthy. It's more team. Don't go too far to the right. They don't do for real. One's go, let me get him. Oh, yeah, they don't let stream right now Relax the way you guys are so funny in the cat

We want extreme right Chris I'll rip that vaccine right out of my shoulder Spread election from Show by Don is a lizard Come back to us man let's go shoot up comment pizza Chris come over to the center

you got right Chris he's drooling Chris has rabies checker email it's not over He's I Crushing always the he's cracked the giant right bird Oh my dear lower

Why do I look like I'm on a soft lens and a black and white Man create here right? I'm got him back man. You know I take Brandon I call to be and T. Leave work with Chris work with me man. You don't want to nudge me on over to Just cuz they have some put a That to me is so Fights person I know man. You make me laugh so fucking hard man. What he is the best of all time Oh, the best of all time. Oh, he's so silly. He's so right. Chris. Work with me. Work with me.

Work with me. Just because they have so key on a mask, I can see on a shirt like this. I think you need a mask over your ear. She's like, what are my ears out to them? Now I'm wearing a mask over my ear. He's like, work with me. I have a sense of this. You're not going to be over to the right.

Hey Chris goes, Chris, because I have to watch that part back over. He goes, the first part is he goes, I know where you live, but he and you go, come on over, man. I go, come on over. Come on over. Come on over. That's the man dude. I was crying dude. Oh god damn man. You never know what he's going to do. He's a funny scanner or a fucking no. I Was I was

Never know He's gonna be funny scanner. Oh fucking no. Do you see his post about his kid? His his kid. Yeah, see the post he did about his kid holy fuck. I think that's it that top one This one here. Yeah, it Pretty powerful shit seven minutes long. We'll you put a little bit uh, pretty powerful shit. Seven minutes long. Want you to put a little bit of it? I'll watch something.

Fuck, it would be good. It's better than you guys want, but it's pretty fucking powerful. All right. You guys, you guys saw me win. Yeah. I saw you win last week. And in the middle of the video, Chris, don't forget to tell me before you play this. So after all the shit Chris has been through and let's say you want to hate on

Kristalia, you're going to tell me this cancel culture. You're going to tell me he's not a better person. He is a better person. You're gonna tell me that he hasn't learned from whatever mistakes he may have made. You're telling me after all the therapy he's been through, having a kid after you watch this, this isn't a better human being, play it.

Dude, before you play, one of the things I noticed is when I saw him, when he asked me to do auction with him. It was the most simple thing, but it was such a big thing. As soon as he got there, he came up and he just hugged me. And I was like, I was like, he never, I didn't say it, but he's never done that, but he hugged me, he's just like a hug of like real hugs. Yeah, real hugs.

And I was like, well, not that I didn't accept like the way he would greet me before, you know, but like I've just never seen. He went in a bat. He went in a boy and he came out of man. Yeah, and it's like, that's what you want from a person like the growth and like, you want to see that.

You want to see the island for good. We are works in progress all of us. All of us. All of us. She was bringing Calvin to a movie and that I should come. And I ended the podcast and I had to get to the improv and I couldn't make it. I'm like, baby, I don't want to do that. And I'm upset because I want to be there

for Calvin's first movie. And she was like, well, I'm with him out and I never really get time to like kind of like de-stress and unwind. So I'm just going to go see the movie. And I was like, I would really appreciate it. If kind of like de-stress and unwind so I'm just gonna go see the movie and I was like I would really appreciate it if you don't you can do anything else I want to be there for my son's first movie and she was like well we're already inside anyway I was like okay you know I don't want to make a thing out of it but I was upset swallowed it and I um and then I and then I I I had to get ready for the show

and then I went to the, to the, get my coffee as I do. I do my thing, I fucking get in and I do my routine. You know, I went to the coffee bean, I got the coffee. Actually, I think I went to the fucking Starbucks even, but I went to Starbucks and I went to the improv and when I went to the improv, I was, you know, I kind of was thinking about my son watching movie, I was like, I hope he has a good time,

but I was still kind of bummed out. And I got into the green went to the improv, I was, you know, I kind of was thinking about my son watching movie. I was like, I hope he has a good time, but I was still kind of bummed out. And I got into the green room at the improv and I hear, that, that, and Calvin's there. And I just, everything just melts away. I'm not bummed out anymore. I'm not upset. And Kristen's a hero. And he's just, that, that, that, that, that, that,

and he runs to me, giving me a big hug. And Calvin's in there, and I almost a hero. And he's just that, that, that, that, that, that. And he runs to me, getting a big hug and Calvin's in there. And I almost start crying. And I put it on my other YouTube channel, more Chris, more Chris D'Alia. And it's the pre-show with Chris, it's called. And my face, even the side of my face, you can see like how emotional it. Dude, I fucking, everything else fell away.

And it was the first now, instead of seeing my son fell fell away and it was the first now instead of seeing my son's first movie it was my first if first time my son was gonna see me on stage and I was gonna be hanging out with him in the green room with my other people who still you know look it's been a fucking weird two years for me to say the least and the other comedians on the show that still fucking rockin with me me and that in the face of fear still support me Is just was such a beautiful thing man and that you know to think that my career used to be the most important thing And now it's not my family is the most important thing and now I'm at this show and my family's there in with two of now the most important things It was just too much for me to even handle dude. It was just so emotionally

Amazing and I was nervous for like the first time in a long time besides the first time I came I came back I started to do a stand-up. I was a little nervous But dude to have cows I was like Calvin's not even two and I'm nervous for this person to watch me because I want him to fucking like me I want him to like me, and it wasn't like I want him to think I'm funny, like he doesn't even know what the fuck I'm saying As a matter of fact, I went on stage and he was just like that that that guy was so confused And Chris was like she she watched me for 30 seconds Then he was like trying to run around and she was like be quiet be quiet And then just put on something on it, the phone for him to watch.

And like, I paid tickets for this shit. I told him she should just put my specials on, that would have been funny, because no matter what, if it's on that phone, he'll just zero in on it. But it was such a beautiful thing, man. You can go watch that video on the Morecrest Lea channel. Uh, the, uh, pretty show with Chris. It gets pretty deep on the head. Yeah, it was just fucking really wild and I love it.

And I just loved that moment, man. And I loved that moment. It's just so much, it's so much feeling, you know. It's crazy to be a person, a period, actually. It's so much, if you let it be. You know what I'm talking about? Like, that's why I say life rips. It's like, it's so, it really is a feeling of what you let it be, right?

Like, I could have, the old me would have walked into that green room. Now, I didn't have a son, right? The old me, the unaware sleepwalking through life guy. Didn't have a, it wasn't when I had a son, but the old me wouldn't have necessarily stopped and thought about that and taken that in. I wouldn't have allowed it, because it was too much feeling, right?

I talk about how I don't like music a lot because it's artificially making me feel these emotions, and that's what life was to me. It was, you're not gonna make me feel that way. I choose how I feel. But if you're doing that, then how much of the life are you living? Right? Like, nobody wants to be around all day

and cry at every fucking waking moment. There's a lot of sadness in the world. But there's also a lot of happiness. And you need to feel all of that to be a person. If you're not, then you might as well be in the metaverse and have a jerky fucking fox head, right? True. You might as well because you're not really living.

That boy grew up. Life is as much feeling as you let it be and as much as you let it take in. Because man, having my son there in that green room, having my son there knowing that he was watching his dad. Do his job. For him too, you know, like I actually do it.

It was the reason why I went back on stage. It's because of him. I didn't, you know, I checked out. I was in a bad fucking place, man. I did not want to, you know, there were weeks and months at a time where I was like, fuck it, dude. So many people threw me under the bus, fuck them. I'm not doing stand up anymore. That's not a community.

I'm not in that community. I don't want to be in that community. Fuck that. I don't want to be in that community. Fuck that, I don't want to be in that community. You know, the world has a certain opinion of me or whoever the fuck has an opinion of me or whoever the fuck it is. You don't know who I am. And there was a long time where I just wanted to give up. And the only thing that made me get back on stage at certain points was my son's gonna be 21 day or 15, whatever the fuck it is, of a mind to ask me, oh hey, dad, you used to be a comedian.

And I would have to say, yeah, Dad, you used to be a comedian. And I would have to say, yeah, and he would say, well, why don't you do that anymore? And I'd have to say a version of, I let the world get the best of me, or I let people say and believe that I'm something that I'm not. And I gave up. And when it comes to my son, that's just not an option. So, yeah. So that's what that means to me, having him there. And that's what that means to me, having him there with all the people that I love and

still love. Whether that be, you know, Brendan Schaub, Theo, Craig Cohn and Chappelleesi, Eric Griffin, you know, and I'm just naming some of them. But, you know, and my fiance and Calvin who, who knows me? I grew up, you know, I'm so glad you had me listen to that. I've known him since 2006, 2007, 2008, and to watch him like really change. I don't see Instagrams. I didn't know.

I don't see it. It's crazy to fuck it up. I don't see anything. I'm glad I saw it. That's pretty much anything. I get out that's I see anything I Road him I wrote him after I saw I'm on stage at Oxnard and I kind of You know I said my my thing to him, you know because I'm just so proud of him so fucking proud of him. Yeah, it's cool What what here talk about feeling?

It's just it's broken in saying a lot of work, but it's but it's a boy did this dope a lot of work Yeah, still doing it. Yeah, still doing it. That's not it. It's dope to fucking see. I'll text him and I'll make fun because he text back. I'm like, dude, I was in fucking therapy. I'm like, for how many hours?

How? How many hours are you doing? You know, you in Buds fucking therapy right now? I woke up in the middle of the night thinking about my birthday and, you know, one of the interesting things is, I kinda decided, somebody should make a decision and a decision takes a couple couple seconds and what if you did the exact same speeches? Yeah, I know right

Just regurgitate Fucking so embarrassing, but I think that um You can make a choice man when when the when life does something to you you can fucking decide I'm I'm pissed and I'm gonna be bitter and I'm gonna be a you know I'm gonna be this had me other or you can just know, I'm gonna be this side and the other thing, or you can just decide that this is gonna make me the best version of myself. Ever. And what I decided in the middle of the night last night

and I'm old to the game here, but I was just like, I'm gonna, I just kinda saw the best version of myself. I really did and I'm doing a lot of shit that I didn't think was possible. I haven't told anybody about, but a lot of stuff that's going on now for me was just because I went through some stuff. And I opened up my options and it's starting to come together and you can decide that. I don't care what happens to you. You can imagine the best version of yourself that you never thought was possible and you could do that and just reach for that. Yeah.

You can let it fucking keep you where you where you feel. Yeah. Because a lot of times, man, you don't want to do anything but mold. You don't want to do anything. It can destroy your spirit. And if you let it, it wins. Well, I mean, just watching it, I mean, I spend so much time fucking, I mean, I've been journal, journal instance fucking, you know, day one and You know, I met Chris in 2011 and then you know seen where he's at now. It's like

You know and coming from that world of just constantly doing that fucking You know looking within the you know yourself Like he is really fucking doing it. Different, different, different, different, different fucking human, he's that smart, he's just like, he's just like, wasn't an accident back then. And now that he's become a man now. Is that discipline?

No, I don't think anybody would say Chris isn't talented. He's also disciplined actually. He's also, oh my God, he does, he worked, that's the thing like before COVID, he did more sets than any comic, you know. Everything at night, it's OCDCD but it's his work ethic. Nuts. He's not like-

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we need to get that in. Who can do it crystalally in a precious way? I've only known you longer than I was. He said there was some others. He didn you name everybody Yeah, your Your Your phone was in the vlog that he was referencing for that when you're emotional like that

Sometimes you forget shit. Yeah, obviously I hope you name the most important Yeah I'm also People like that make it out about them. He didn't mention me like hey, Hey, dude, so the video dude are you kidding? You are a friend like what? Hey, Mr. Sinsitivo, you get the fuck out of here. That is not worse. That's cool video though. Yeah. That was a little long, but I figured. I'm so glad you made me watch that. Yeah, but the good thing connection to that made my day to that. That was my gift for you. That made my day?

Yeah, that's Chris. That's all Chris. The Leo's material, but that's my got me a little got me a little emotional. Yeah, not really. The boy grew up. And I'm glad that I, It's all right now.

I'm glad I opened this podcast with me talking about how my baby's boring. And then he talked about it. So we got that, right guys? I really think that like me and Chris have never been closer and it's really kids. It's that, it's that shit. It's that daddy shit.

Like you're just, you're playing the same game now. When you're a dad and like the schedule, I was telling him he was like, what do you do for a torn? I'm like, well, before I had kids, even when Tiger was first born, I was on tour so much, but I'm different because I have to

at the time I have to get those reps in. But now it's like, if I do a tour date, begin the month, end of the month, that's it. those reps in. But now it's like, I do a tour date, begin the month, end of the month, that's it. My biggest regret. My biggest regret is, I was never, I was touring, I was just never around with my kids, and you know why? You know why?

Because I was raised that way. And I didn't think that this, I didn't think my kids needed me. You know what I was, I think? I didn't think my kids even, they were too young to understand or notice. So for me, I didn't know that. I wasn't raised that way. This is a thing, and I, I mean my dad was a bee. So I learned it, obviously, from my dad and love I got from him, but from, you know,

there's a ton of parenting books out in its science. The relationship you have with your kid, the bond you build, you have to their five. If you miss those critical years when they're five, you can have a relationship, but it will never be, if you don't make that connection before they're five, you're in trouble, man. I have a great connection. I mean, I was there, I'm not saying.

But I'm saying, but I miss something. But you don't need to learn as a daddy. You know where you hunker down? Is when your kid's sick, that's go time. You should look at that like, oh fuck yeah. Because when your kid's sick, that's go time. You should look at that like, oh fuck yeah. Because when your kid's sick, when they're like two or three, when they're like super sick, and you're there, it creates this fucking bond where they go,

oh dad gots me, that's my ride or die. And the bond is not so stupid. So when they get sick or they need you, they at hurt, and you're there all the time, like me and Tiger best fucking. The one thing that's sick, you didn't go, I want my mom. Where's my dad?

The one thing that saved me was I lived at home, right? So I wasn't divorced until much longer, much later. They're older. But part of what happens is when you move out, thank God I get along with their mother very, very well, when you move out, you get this frantic terror that you're not gonna be able to parent them, because you're not there, so it may be more present.

But you need to do what Garth Brooks did. You listen to this baller fucking move, Chris Gaines, AKA Garth Brooks, yeah, divorced his wife, bought the house next door. There you go. When the kids, I mean, I've said another divorce, but before the kids wake the kids, I mean, I've said it in a divorce, but before the kids

wake up, he rushes over, makes them breakfast, gets them clothes, give them ready for school, when they come home to school, rushes back over, he's in the house, makes them dinner, puts them to bed, they fall asleep, goes back to the crib. Gangster dad. How dope is that? Because he has the income to do it. Yeah, I'm not talking about my kids as much as I do now. Like the amount of time I spend with them is just, that's my favorite fun thing. Let's miss the show tonight and stay home with your kid. That's my gift to you. Nope, not gonna do that because.

Nope, nope, we just had a talk now. No, I know. You're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna,

you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna, you're gonna now you're the blue guy the horse we want this but hold on right now you're this okay, but hold on you this Like that I know and he's not opening it's not the fun. I'm not staying home for that I got a show I'll be I'll hang out after this. I'm going home to see him. I'm gonna fucking hang with him. I'm feeding him

What the fuck he's be he's press feeding but I'm but I'll put on the tip I'll put him on the tip I bet your girls tits are popping right now. Hey, hey. It's a surprise. No, no, no, no. I get all the shit that you were saying. I'm coming on the man's girls' tits and shit. It's so we talk.

They're popping. They're popping. But still, sir. Yeah, there's a grip. You're taking a circle. All right, that's it. It just gets Brian Callett. You're standing. It just gets Brian Callett.

He's there. Sockle. There's sockle. A sockle. No, man, I got the baby's well fed. He's feeding. Hey, man, you look painful and don't do that. You know, you gave me couple pinky pokes. It's weird when you're hate on Chappelle for the skateboard.

I had to do that to you. A little bit. Okay, I'll let you have it. It's your day. It's your when you're hate on chappelle for the the skateboard I have to do that to you a little bit on Okay, I'll let you have it your day. It's your birthday. Yeah, well kids. All right, that's it kids. Hey next week Chappelle AC myself We are gonna be doing the dirty bird Atlanta Georgia that is next Thursday Friday Saturday Atlanta Georgia We're gonna learn it and do it on the stage. David Lucas too, right? David Lucas, yep. The whole crew will be out there.

Atlanta, Georgia, we got new tour merch as well. I can only get in person. That's Atlanta, Georgia, February 3rd through the 5th. Then Sacramento, California, it's February 24th through the 26th. Ooh, J-Shop just out of new date. Nashville, Tennessee, Zainey's one of my favorite spots. Ooh, March 10th through the 12th. Daddy's coming. He got baby. Yeah, baby, baby. Yeah, baby, Zainey's, one of my favorite spots. March 10th through the 12th. Daddy's coming.

He go baby. Yeah, baby, baby, baby. Yeah. Daddy's gonna be, I think at the American Comedy Club, February 17th, two shows get your tickets. February 17th, the American Comedy Club. That's the only thing I have in fucking February, besides February 19th, with Sam Tripoli,

our Conspiracy Social Club, you can get on rock fin or every Monday, anywhere you get podcasts, we are doing at diversion amusements. Get a better name, diversion amusements. In Vegas, February 19th, two shows, Las Vegas, Nevada. Boom. And February 25th and 26th, I'll be in Kansas City, Kansas City, Missouri at the comedy club of Kansas City.

March 10th through the 12th, I'll be in Springfield, Missouri at the blue room. I just can't ditch your boy, huh? Okay. Okay. Why? I did you hear the Brian's baby. Oh, and just announce, if you refresh Chin, just got announced, I'll be in Salt Lake City April 9th. April 8th and April 9th at Wise Guys Comedy Club.

That's a big deal. Big deal. Your first headline at Wise Guys? Yeah. He's got Wise Guys. Salt Lake City, you're gonna fucking love it. No, we've been there. Sorry.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. See you guys tonight. Sorry Happy birthday. Happy birthday. All right. See you guys. See you guys tonight