The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 769: Josh Wolf

Episode Date: February 3, 2022

Josh Wolf is back and the guys talk Jackass Forever, foreign accent syndrome, standup in Vegas vs LA, Josh's roast of David Ortiz, Bill Burr and Tori Spelling stories, Brendan's carnivore diet, Joe Rogan's continuing Spotify artists controversy, a Short Kings function, Logan Paul being robbed by a baboon and much more!  Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, be guess what? Your boy got through the tough mud and I recovered like wolver Real hard on it and guess what the next one's April 9th you freeze we got a 5k 10k 15k Did you get your shroom tech in did you get your protein powder skin dude? How do you recover dude? You know your boys on carnivore your boys on carnivore So I eat like a big cat a zoo. Yeah, so if a tiger doesn't eat in the zoo your boy ain't touching it right But all that red meat, you need digestive enzymes, you need total gut health. I can't recommend enough.

You're a new carnivore, you need total gut health. You get you through the day, get total gut health, get some creatinine. It's got probiotics, which is fiber. Yep, and all that meat I eat, that red meat has a lot of creatinine. So I don't need to buy it from on it, but if you're not carnivore,

you can get creatinine from on it. Go to onit.com, size fighter for 10% off, to get your thick ass in shape right now we got fitness gear we got streaming fitness on demand workouts on it in 30 on the notifications if you want an on it certification to be an on a battle rope sandbags steel maces club maces quad neesis kettlebells get on it you freaks on it dot com slash fighter temp sent off by the way This place is gorgeous. You're first time here. Congratulations. Thanks, bro whoever Paying at those walls I did I did it with a brush Yeah, and you go left foot or right foot when you I do both and it's funny because my my teacher taught me to do both because you have to do both You paint upside down on your hands, right?

I do paint upside down. So when Michelangelo painted the cysteine channel, one of the seven one's to the amendment, well he went blind, the paint kept dripping into his eyes. When Beatrice, I think his girlfriend said, you're not eating, he said, I don't have time. He said shut up. It has to go into the, it has to go into the ceiling, sir.

Can you hit me with that accent again? Beatrice, yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's it. That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it. That's it, that's it. Now the girl who painted all the thick boys stuff,

she painted a friend of mine studio, and I've always been a huge fan of him. I'm like, who did your studio do? He's like, dude, this young artist here in San Diego. She's blowing up, so I hit her up and she's like, yeah, I'm down, she works out like Nortam's rack, some anti-gi Friday. I was her up and she's like, yeah, I'm down. She works out like Norsom's rack some shit and TGI Friday I was like, I get this job for you and it gave the idea and so she was like, oh, take me like a day

So she gets there and she gets at 7 a.m. I let her in when the studio is bare bones. She starts four hours into it She's bad. She's our bonus. She was I'm so sorry. This can take me like a week I said all good. I'll get your hotel. You can come and go whatever So your hotel she knocks all of it out and so her initial thing she goes I go how much for that wall this all the the shop show walls of the the fight campaign all the walls She goes on you know my my rate, you know, I hope it didn't scare to a thousand dollars And I go what an amazing Well, and I didn't know I just don't know what I didn't know at the time Were you like a day? No, I didn't know at the time. I go okay

So she goes and she's barely halfway through I said he let me talk to real quick I go for you to quote me at a thousand I don't know if you know the way this business works. I go that's insane. She goes is it high? I go no no no You're it's so cheap. You're literally wasting time. You're worth so much more. All the way from San Diego. Why do you think people are scared to say what they're worth?

Is that harsh? Because she does it. I seriously, doesn't know. This young, like some girl, she goes, I go, your art's so fucking good. Why don't you put on social media more? She goes, because the comments hurt my feelings. It made me not want to be in artists. So she goes, so I should go. She got rid of her social media. Yeah, so she should be on social media more? She goes, because the comments hurt my feelings, it made me not want to be an artist.

So she goes, so she got rid of her social media. Social media anymore. So trust me, I took care of her, start crying. So when I gave her a check, she started fucking crying. She's so talented. She's so talented. I'm like, I'm telling you, I can get you work if you want to do this.

Yeah, yeah. Are this artists like that? The more talented I find them, the worse they are at business, and they're worse they are at like kind of saying I'm worth this because it's really getting bold. They just love what they do. They're sensitive people. Yeah. You know, like uh when you look at this book called The Agony and the Ex-Tacy, great name for a fucking book by Irving Stone, famous book about Michelangelo, right? Michelangelo. Michelangelo.

And so so so so so how about this? How this mother he or his inner Mexican restaurant? For three days My favorite that would make three days were at American steakhouse goes por favor Por favor What are you doing here's all that guy, they like when I talk to him. You don't speak Spanish. You know what I do? I go, no you don't.

He goes, yeah, I do. And my wife's there, I go, Joe speaks Spanish to him. She tears off he is. Listen, I'm not saying. And I go, speak restaurants. And I go, yeah, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna,

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not in Mexico, I'm offended. You gotta stop doing this. You a porquette, porfor, porfor. I'll do that, I'll try to get the accent perfect for one word and then I don't know. Porfor. But when my girl's talking, because I've been around it so many years now, when, you know, in my house,

it's all Spanish, I can understand what they're, I can't say it, I can understand. But you get it. What they're talking about. My brother, I can get into the conflict from with English. We'll always, Asian accent at a Chinese restaurant. Oh yeah, that's true.

Oh, that's exhausting. You know what, he thinks they're gonna understand you better. Yeah. My type one no teacher was Korean. And so we had a strong Korean accent. And we'd get people who'd come in and I swear to God, they'd go, me, me, one kicking. No.

Very strong kicking. You teach me me and he was like he spoke English Have you seen his girls shaltty talk about in his show this girl she got a car accident came out of the car I guess had a whatever it was gonna come like came out of the car action Dude full blown. She thinks she's white white spot fine. She thinks he's Asian now bring that up That's right. You have to erase it. It's not me. That's happened That's what I'm like a British officer. No, no, it's a guy. I think it's just me slapping right? No, there's a do amazing story about it Dude, who the fuck no, it's not me on this grand trip. There's a girl type in white girl gets an accident Yeah, think she's Asian. There's a famous on whiterope. This happens though. This happens. There's a famous

famous story that was studied by the neuro, a famous neuroscientist from England and I think his last name is Sax, but anyway, this guy gets struck by fucking lightning. He was a doctor or like a banker. He gets struck by lightning When he gets struck by lightning that might be it right there, too Rich woman had stroke and woke up with permit Chinese accent is this racist? I am 40 years old. I live in Plema Born and bred here in Plema about five years ago now Wow, she's good though. It's joke like, it's not like a,

it's not like a, you should be acting. Yeah, but sometimes this can be, it's not very comfortable. It's very, no, no, no, speech impediment after a head injury is a very comfortable. I get to teach him a pet a bit, but straight up, well, he's a half friend of mine, legit got in a car accident.

And not diabetic, didn't come out with type two diabetes, came out of that car accident, type one, dive, that's you're born with it, did not have it. It's like trauma can induce something in your body. Legit dude got in a car accident, not diabetic, out of the car accident, diabetic. Really? Fucking bananas, but the trauma in your body...

Does something to where it makes you like fucking... See,. She said in one of only 20 non-case of foreign accent syndrome worldwide medical staff say they have exhausted all options and resources despite Sarah never visiting China she has to accept her far east voices. Yeah so I think so this guy he's a doctor or he's he gets struck by lightning. He comes out of the, you know, he got put in a coma, he comes out. And all he wants to do is play the piano. He's never played the piano before. And all he did for 10 hours a day was play the piano. And what's his name?

I came up with a famous neuroscience. I wanted to study his brain. And he said, no, you're not doing that. This is God. God did. Yeah. And he's like, okay, maybe it is God, but can we at least study what God did to your brain? It might be the wiring just goes. It was. It was. It was. It was different. He couldn't. He all only wanted to do his hearing piano. All I did was play piano. He became a very good piano player. Not a great one. He better be.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For two hours a day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He had one of his 50s. So he had, but literally he only did that all day and he never stopped until he was dead. And he was a famous, famous case. So I got knocked out a few times, I got funny, yeah. Yeah, you know the story of Phineas Gage,

who was a railroad dude. This is like sort of a case study for brain science. He was a railroad. Did they spike through his brain? Yes, the spike went through his fucking mouth. Yeah. Through his head. Didn't kill him.

No, I've dodged all the vital. That's right. What? But it kind of stopped him from being able to make emotional decisions. So it killed the emotional part of his brain. But if we got a serial killer. No, but he couldn't, but he couldn't fuck, there it is.

But the guy couldn't fucking, he couldn't, what you don't realize is your emotions allow you to make choices like this for the complete, without that, you will, you will sit there and wonder if you just, we're a scarf today or not. For hours. Yeah, because you just sit at a fucking cheesecake factory for hours, like looking at the brand. Yes, trying to figure out what to order. What a nightmare

And he also lost all his yeah, I mean clearly a vampire Lost all the ability to be kind of a nice person to it just it wasn't it just knocked out Yeah, but if you got an accident and woke up with an accent which accent do you want? English aristocratic. Oh, I would love to. Yeah, I want to talk like Jordan Peterson. British, yeah. So you, you, you want, you want like elite,

but you don't want like a cock, no. You want to sound like, oh, cock, I want, I want, I want, like, a salvy like a cockney. I want to sound, I want to sound as though I come from a, you know, you don't have a stochrasy. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you something. Let's see, I left here, got an accident,

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Let's see if it's common. Yeah. What does he hear a little more chin? Do you guys find it racist at all? I'll tell you what, really racist. What does he hear? Yeah, because that's white guy finding hilarious. Yeah, but it's white guy finding hilarious.

If it's real, it's a little racist that she bangs a gong before she does. Yeah, yeah. That you're going to have it all too rough. It's a little racist, you're getting with fucking. Yeah, it does sign like a chopstick. It does sign like a chopstick. Yeah, that's a little racist. Let's see.

That's a bit more. My brain activity. I bet you her man's like, I'm out. That's a bit more. Yeah. My brain activity. I bet you her man's like, I'm out. Yeah. I'm out. I can't do it. My brain do not function very well anymore. And this, I did time was very confusing, but actually had a lot of help.

Lots of support from the holidays for my brains. And we eat that entire body. To be complete. The English man that went full BTS. Yeah, that's racist. He can control it. Apparently, and I have no idea I'm working for plastic surgery. Yeah, his British man is so obsessed

with BTS and the Korean culture. He got, he made his face very, Asian. It's not racist. It's cultural appropriation. That's a better way to say it. It's facial appropriation. Like you, you, it's cultural appropriation, that's a better way to say it. It's facial appropriation, like, you, it's one thing to wear a kimono.

I'm with the other thing to give I think such a fan of the culture. Well, they're saying that Rachel Dolezal, who, who, who, who, who, who, what do we get from that? She's my baby, she's my facial. They're saying that, that in trans-racial sanity keeps going, we are going to have, she will be looked at as a pioneer

in the move. Oh yes, she would. Look at this guy. Okay, let me ask you a legit question. Look at this guy. He looks great. So he's real quick, his name's Ollie London. Okay, couldn't be more British.

Straight up British man. Look at him now, BTS. But do the BTS guys have blowjob lips? Is that, was that something that comes with the group? Yeah, I wanna be Asian, but also I look like I can do it. I'm gonna do the lip. Yeah, the lips are fucking used. BTS is the biggest pop culture band in the world.

They're massive. So they had, he's a real BTS guy. He's my favorite one. They've all had no time. You have a favorite one that's the one that bought right? I love my kids. Yeah, I can't believe you said that's my favorite one. The sum I don't like.

Yeah. My kids love them. My kids fucking love them. Dude, I want to get tickets because they had four shows. Show's at Staples. Excuse me? You all you thought you were going to get to see? He has a box at Staples. Excuse me? You all you thought you were gonna get to eat? You know, C-A has a box at Staples,

like two days before. I came my kid, love him, if you give me the box, excuse me. Oh no, someone took those a year ago. Yeah, really? Two, two, two, three, four, four, four, four, four, so they had tickets and merch at the door when he did it. It was then you can buy mine line.

People camped out for eight days. Like thousands of people camped out for eight days, like thousands of people camped out for days. BTS's legitimately like, and sync was back in the day. On steroids, though. On steroids, yeah. It's like a wider, bigger, bigger, big, big band of all time. I would, I would say so.

I would say so. Yeah, I'd say. I would say so. Yeah, so crazy. And you know what? And they make, you know, billions of dollars. And but because they get, so the man are putting them together, no, I think each one make around two to three million a year.

Okay, it's not bad. But billions of dollars, but let's say you're the guy, you're the head coach that put it all together, you banked on him, he's like, listen, it could have been anyone dude. Like I can replace any of you guys. I couldn't name one song.

From VTN. But you know her battery? Yeah, you wouldn't it. Wait those guys. You look why would I I'm surprised you guys were so surprised that I it's not really I'm not I don't think I'm the demo Do you know to me what not with that card again? Which I'm not mad at at all, sir. Yeah, I'm telling you right now, I know that's pretty fly. I've slipped into this. Now you moved from Nashville to Vegas. Yeah. Your legs, your legs are rather thick

and beautiful lately. Dude, and these legs are head to Atlanta. This place is good. I do, and these legs are head to Atlanta. This Thursday Friday. You get a bike there. I'm thinking about biking there. Yeah, but I better leave now

because I'm there Thursday Friday Saturday and we're almost sold out. What do you do when you want a bike, but you can't bike? What do you mean I get a bike from home? Well, I know you're addicted to the bike. Yes Friday Saturday and we're almost sold out. What do you do when you want a bike, but you can't bike? What do you mean I get a bike from home? Well, I know you're addicted to the bike. Yes. I know you like to work out.

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That's onepeloton.com, o-n-e-p-e-l-o-t-o-n.com. Why, what happened in Nashville? It's just too small. Small town. Cause I know even Theo's like, dude, it's tough for me to get up. Like I do one night at Zane's on Mondays with the Headliners Club.

Yeah. You see, I'm trying to figure it out. For me, honestly, partly that the winters were nobody advertised how shitty the weather is. It's cold, holy and wet. Really? Oh, yeah, yeah, it's the people don't realize it's further north. It's further north than people real. Yeah, they mean, meaning it gets just right under the truck. It's fuck. It gets. Yeah, they went sledding yet dude. Yeah, like right by Zane

He's like there's snow I As soon as last winter happened both my wife and I look at each other like fuck Then did you guys buy a rent? We rented in Vegas. Oh, no, no I'm actually rented for the same reason we rented for the first year just yeah smart Yeah, although you're not gonna lose money on buying a property. I always said we we're talking about how we Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, since its inception. Yep, yep. And when you got 77 in Breezy in January and February with the Son of Sean. Yeah.

It is a little difficult to argue. There's no place to know where when I touched on LA, I'm like, thank God. Thank you. I feel like I wrote on the way. Yeah. I'm like, thank God. Now we have shitty government.

I'll see a homeless problem. There's all these issues. I'll take it. Do you know what's crazy about taxes on the night? The homeless, the homeless about by the way vegas so we we right now we're living outside we're living in henderson and yet a henderson and so i'm walking him my dog and the coyotes try to kill me in vegas are a little

healthier than the coyotes yeah here like a desert desert wolves they and them they call them the desert wolves. There was one, we were walking up this path, right? And I was like, where are they? Am I? And I turned around. There was just a coyote on the path following me. You buy yourself or with him? I'm with him, right?

The other trying to eat him. And so the coyote stops and kind of looks. And I, you know, here in California, all the coyote needs is a, yeah! And he scatters. And I'm like, yeah! And the coyote was like, what? He was like, what's up? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what,

that's a desert wolf. I threw a rock at this dude. Yeah, no, no, no. Oh, Josh, I mean Vegas right now is cool, but when that summertime hit daddy, they got a strong summer. You got to go on out there. That summer time, his Paul's burnout.

We already booked our summer out of Vegas, my man. We're traveling here. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow.

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You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. You're a real red-brow. with a mountain lion and they followed the blood trail up in the hills and they found nine male dead coyotes because what they did is they lure the lure up with a female in heat and then the males come out and they're like we're gonna eat here and this pipple was like oh I'm

oh I'm a 90 pound pitfall and I love to fight. You see I have different shook them all shook them all to death. Yeah, but different. By the way he was popping in stitches the day later he was he was my attack him but he would go one after the other until he him all to death. Yeah, a different agenda. And by the way, he was popping his stitches the day later, he was, he was my attack, but he would go one after the other until he killed all of them. Yeah, you say, oh, you wanna do what? Yeah, oh, I have a different agenda. Yeah, I got a different agenda.

Yeah, when that guy, when that guy, when that guy, he was following us, he wasn't scared. He was like, hey, let's go talk to that dude. That's a tough dog right there. Yeah, that is it. Some of those coyotes are like the ones that come into my back here,

because I grow up, I'm not throwing the fat in the trash. Yeah. I stopped doing that and they come out and you know, my ring up and learn security alerts anything that moves. Dude, all of the camera's like, what the fucking wolf? That is, that's a big man. They're big and for my two year old never. Not good, not good.

Not good. No, but also where you live, two year old, you know, there's some big birds out there too that might look down I thought about that. That's a tasty tree. Yeah, yeah, I point them out. Man, I would tell you first of all by the way The ring is one of my favorite we because we have some weird neighbors in Vegas Vegas is like you don't love about Vegas Cuz I like things a little weird. It's like nice house, nice house. Is that a castle? Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, people are fucking bizarre. Are you getting up out there? I'm just starting to get out. There's five clubs. So I can get a drive into that time Vegas. So what I'll do is, I don't mean to rep you. Yeah.

I know why it's guys down there now. Yeah, that's a regular club. Yeah, the cellar. Holy sure. Yeah, the Garrett's good. Hit it out there. Yeah, don't get dirty at 12.30. Yeah, down the cell. Yeah, Jimmy's a regular club. Yeah, the cellar, Holly Shore, Gary, Gary's good, his shit out there. Yeah, Dirty at 12.30. Yeah, down to the cell. Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel's. Oh, yeah.

Wait, I don't think that Jimmy Kimmel's still there. Yep. I think so. Kimmel's still there and then you also have the factory. The factory, the fact, the fact factories. Dude, yeah. That's another thing. I know I can get on stage seven nights a week

and different crowds. The one thing, you know, when you go to a smaller city, is that when you wanna try new shit, you saw, you end up trying your new shit in front of the same group people. So it's harder to really... I'm gonna have these regulars. Gage, what's going on?

That's how I felt in Austin, like I did the Vulcan, two nights, four shows. That's the same crowd coming back. Oh, they were the exact, I mean, Saturday night, I made note, and then Saturday night, I looked out, I was like, oh really? Well, there's the exact same thing. He had that all thrown me.

Yeah, I'm like, I can't, I couldn't do this every wee. Yeah, no. Now, Rogan, he didn't fail. So the magnitude of people he's going to bring in in the club, it's in say what he's done. Right. Yeah. So I'm sure it's going to be a success.

I'm saying right now, it was the same audience, every single time. Yeah, I'm Vegas, I'm not gonna get the same audience, and even if they come back, I'm sure that I'm just too fucked up, where they're gonna be like, can I see this dude last night? I love, you know what I like about performing in Vegas,

is that it's like performing on the road, where I do most of my work. To the way you. It's, you're performing in front of the people you're going to be performing yourself. When you perform here, it's not a lot of the times a case. Do you know what I mean? The laugh factory is more like a road gig

than any than the improv or the- For sure, laugh factory. It's a lot of like- Hasadena, the ice house feel like a road gig. But when you go up at the store, you're gonna get different laughs down the street. 100% like just the other night, but Lafactory set went great.

I'm like, I'm fucking on fire. Go to the comments and I'm like, that didn't go great. Yeah. You're fucking true, man. That's happening. You're like, I just did the set 30 minutes ago. Yeah.

Well, that's half up to you guys. That's exactly the fucking machine gun the audience. Just gonna get a little, you get a little, you get a little, you get a little, you get a little, you get a little,

you get a little, let me come in and skate by at the commis store. That's a dark room. By the way, it's a generally that main room. Sometimes that main room, you can go on the other stage. Or some other fucker,

though the or so dark. That's the one, wait, if you can do well in the OR, you can go on the other stage. Or some other fucker, though, the OR, so dark. That's the one. Wait, if you can do well in the OR, you can do well anywhere. Now, but the belly, the belly, last time, the belly room. I love the belly room. I love it when there's 50 people, it can be tough.

If you have a bad, it can be tough. We think of the other nice stuff. Let me ask you something. My last acting stuff was on top. It's a weird crowd, though. You'll get a weird, you'll get a weird. They're like that comedy store. So, the last time we went weird crowd though. You'll get a weird, you'll get a weird. But there are like that comedy store. So, people who can blow up, I was there last night.

Oh, okay. People who can blow up the OR are different, like. Joey Diaz. Joey Diaz to me. Rocks. 15 minutes of him in the OR. Never better. You'll never do better.

I will tell you that. Have you ever heard it louder for many people? I agree. I agree. 15 minutes of Joey Diaz Peak Joe Diaz in that OR I changed really so I'm 15 minutes special from the OR and we get 30 million views Yeah, fucking hour do 30 Joey in the OR. Oh, that's a great 15 the OR. I mean, that's a great cost That new worldwide Oh bro, do you know who else used to blow up that OR in a way? I'd never seen now

He either bombed in a way I'd never seen now he either bombed in a way I'd never seen or could blow it was Brody. Yeah Brody could take that OR with 15 people and by the end of his head By the end of the set there was like 60 there were people coming in that was because all the comics would come in I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know you know who I saw crushed the hardest ever in the main room is Tony Rock Really? He's a beast and he's super funny. I don't say that like he's not funny dude I've never seen him and I he was on one of the line-ups and I always like to watch guys haven't seen before I was okay, let's see what and I was like holy yeah, yeah monster Super I wrote on a TV show is brother Chris right yeah, dude

I wrote on TV show a while back where he was on it and he was the only funny We you know in the room. We always write the jokes for Tony. We were like he's the only dude Humble guy very underrated well He's also very humble because Tony had to live in that shadow and and he's the biggest shadow and he said one time He goes he said I love when people think that Chris rock being my brother is helpful He goes ask ask how that worked out for first silversive Brother Frank Frank Frank and Frank's a good guy. No Frank, but it's like it's not doesn't mean anything You know they have a damn absurd brother that does comedy Jordan rock. That's even young. Yes, that's a young

He's a monster Jordan I don't know. He's probably like maybe he's young early 30s or late 20s Well, it's kind of like all the Wayne brothers and sisters are monsters. So he's 30 or so. But he's also a beast too. Yeah, but there's a work ethic. But when your brother's Chris Rock is one of the best,

I've been on shows with him. Yeah, yeah, that's what's good to say. He's great. He's been on TV shows and stuff. When you're fucking brother's the Chris Rock, man. And then you're like, I'm gonna do what you do, okay? All right. Okay. You're always being compared to that.

No matter what. Yeah, you can't have enough night. No. But Tony, but he handles it as well as you possibly could. Super humble, dude. Humble. And just comes out and wrecks room. You know who else rocked the other night? I haven't seen I just said at the improv improv and then Jay Farrow closed the show and I'm used to see him I said I live with his impression. I'm like, yeah, but he just does impressions. Uh-uh monster monster.

Monster fucking life. You know, it's crazy. You know, you know why like open mics are packed with young comics want to do and me, it's a testament to how good the best are because they make it look so easy. There's a generation of people that walk out and think Bill Berge is leans on a mic stand. Oh my God. Do you know what I mean? Nobody works on it.

Bill Berge is leans on a mic stand. I mean, I've been with Bill when he throws all this stuff and he's doing new stuff. I was with him when we were doing the fucking ice house and he was like, I remember, he came out and he was like, I hate this time, I hate this period of my sat, I go, what do you mean he goes? I'm just writing new shit, trying to figure it out.

He still did really well. But it's like, you know that what's gonna happen? His new shit that he's doing is better than 99%. When we did, we did, we did, but he was like, he's like, I'm like, man, it was choppy, I'm like, hey, I'm like, choppy, yeah, choppy, yeah. He's like, I do choppy,py. I'm like, man, it's choppy. No choppy. I do choppy, is that anything I ever done?

We did the roast of David Ortiz, right? I put together this roast in Boston, and I asked Bill, you won't come out and do it. And he said, absolutely, man. And by the way, we had Gronk on that roast. Gronk was the only person on the panel that wouldn't let us write jokes for him. He was like, now me and my brother got in,

and I'm like, oh, so, how did he my... Oh, oh. So, I gotta go. That's the ego. Can I tell you what he opened with? Because I made fun of, I hit, growing pretty hard in my roast. He opened with, hey, Josh Wolves, you're up here talking shit tonight. He goes, hey, Josh, you know what a Cleveland steamer is?

I'm like, yeah. I know what a Cleveland steamer is. He goes, let me tell you what it is. I go, no, you don't have to tell me what it is. I got it. I got it. He goes, he goes, I just gave your wife on backstage just when you shit under chest and fuck her tits.

I'm like, dude, that sounds like a call to action. Not a joke. Do you know what I mean? But what, Brad? But Bill comes the night before we were at Laf Boston. So everybody could run their set. It Bill comes in, I go, hey, you want to run your set? And everybody else, he was like, nah, I got it.

I was like, run the set. And Bill goes, nah, I got it. I go, have you run it yet? He goes, nah. He goes, he went, if I just do some new stuff that I wrote on the plane. And I said, no, so I sat in the audience. And I said exactly what you said. I'm like, this is funnier than anything

that's ever come out of my mouth. He knows what he says funny. Does that make sense? Yes, yes, yes. So well. He's been doing it so long. There's no, like, there's very few misses. And even the misses are like, yeah.

Better than what I do. Yeah. Like his discipline for it. Because like, yeah, there's a lot of people that have done it for a long time. But his discipline is like never changed. I guess it's just fucking. But I tell comic, young comics all the time,

when they ask me, hey, how should I be a comic my first question is how many times a week you get on stage yes and when they say to I say quit quit because or or performer from the mirror yeah yeah you gotta go on stage though man if if the top of the game is out working you if Bill Burr is not gonna make it if if the top of the food chain is doing more than you It's the same conversation I had I Met when I was fighting Mark Munoz who's our head coach at rain He's a man a lot of guys wouldn't come to practice their missing days and you can you come talk to the team?

I go mark you don't want me to do this. He's not I think it'd be good. They look up to you You know you're doing well. Can you come talk to him? All right? I'm telling it so I can be nice He's do whatever you want to do, all right? I get there, how many people have missed practice in this week, literally all of them raise their hand, I go, nobody's gonna make it in here, guarantee. I know guys, and you were right, looking back. 100% and you were right.

None of them made it. I go, I know guys who are more talented than anybody in this room and they never miss practice and the chance of them making it, it's not good. So you guys literally waste your time. Go get a job. Yeah, and Mark was like, and Mark was like, what the fuck?

I'm like, I told you dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you wanted me to come in man, I'm telling you dude. I had an acting teacher say the greatest thing one time, he goes, hey listen, making it in this business, like working is super easy. And I was like, and this guy directed everybody and was fucking also one but Damien's.

And he goes, he goes, no, the problem, the hard part is getting out of your own way and you're all in your own fucking way. Moe and he goes, everybody here is doing at least five things to ensure your failure. You want to bet, you want to do this? Yeah. And he started fucking calling people.

Point of people. Goes back to what I was saying about Michelangelo when he carved the statue of David, when he was still talking about that. Yeah, that's what he was saying. No, he's wanting to still talking about it. That's it. Yeah. No, he's wanting to get the accent out. No, it's not. No, this, I mean, it's really relevant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's relevant. No, go ahead, go ahead. He said, he said, they go, they go, how are you gonna do it? He goes, it's already in there. He said, what do you mean? He goes, I just gotta get all the shit out of the way.

Oh, oh. And that's a beautiful way of looking at yourself. You know, the perfect version of yourself, or the best version of yourself is there. You just gotta get a lot of times. Yeah, you're way. Get the fuck out of looking at yourself. You know, the perfect version of yourself or the best version of yourself is there. You just gotta get a lot of times. Get the fuck out of your own way. And what we talk about this all the time lately, it's like, I've had some experiences

where I've given people real opportunities, man, real opportunities, and they can use them. And it just never ceases to amaze me either how they don't pick the, or the water's right there. All I gotta do is to. Or they don't appreciate it. Wow, that's right there. All you do is, or they don't appreciate it. Well, you're creating an in grade, that's for sure. That's my life in a nutshell.

But the other thing is, just drink the water. And that is such a common thing with all of us. We all have some of that in us. And you got to confront it. Logan will always talk about, as many as he sees that and somebody who runs away, because he's afraid he's gonna catch the person. And what he means by that is that,

if you're surrounded by people that have that standard, you're gonna think that's where the fucking bar is. The bar is not there. One of the reasons I go to fucking Broadway shows in New York is to remind myself of what's really happening, who's really doing shit. Because when you see where the bar is, it's like, it's exactly like,

I was really good in high school at football. Were you, could have played D1? You could have, because you started in high school, but did you play D1? Now my knee or no, oh, but there's a huge difference. Let's go back to the Broadway for a second. Yeah. Are you aspiring to maybe get into musical theater?

No, I'm not. I used to, I used to, oh, and then, I don't know, I'm not, but remember, I was very sincere about my acting thing. Yeah. So, do you do a watch theater at all? No, I'm not. I used to, I used to, oh, and then. No, no, no, I'm not, but remember, I was very sincere about my acting thing. Yeah. So, do you do a theater at all? Oh, yeah. Oh, you did?

I did a lot of it. No, no, I did a play here for 15 years. What's your dream theater role? I mean, and can you give us a little taste? Hamlet. And is there an accent? You can do hamlet? No, I can, I mean, that's, I'm too old.

What about hamlet? As I get older You can do hamlet? No, I can't. I'm too old. What about Hamilton? As I get older, can you hear? Yeah, I'm not a singer. I'm not a singer, Bob, but I do all that. You're right. You think I don't sing it in my car? I would do it. If you think I'm an Alvaram, then you do it.

I was just singing him. I would ditch everybody here. For a wrong hand, Bob. Bob is for me to be like, no! Like the big guys, hooting at his, I would fucking be on it. They'd be like, what role, what role are you?

The big guy who just like comes in and like does the one like, brings down the house. I think, no, I want to say that. My buddy played the king. I got in the Conroe Brooks, played the king. We went in and saw him in a little.

Family just reminds you of my love. To do it. To do it. That's so good. You got to visit me. Oh, you're not supposed to be able to see it. You could see it. You could see it.

Now here's a thing. Daddy grinds his teeth. Me too. Daddy's from stress. You think? I've been grinding my teeth forever. I got cracked teeth. Well, they go, I was at the dentist yesterday again and they go oh you grant grant your teeth that night

I go no, I don't my girl goes he doesn't cuz he sleeps like this I do I see my mouth on him so I can't breathe through my nose and then he goes oh It is your job but my job yeah during the day I grant my teeth so wait I get very fresh you know if you sleep with your mouth open that bugs crawling to your mouth every night How many bugs do people eat a year? Yeah, I don't know six spiders a year six spiders a year. I don't know How would you measure that who's researcher? Yeah, how do they know this information? It's all bullshit I Super cosine, spro science, I've eaten, have you ever eaten a cockroach?

I've eaten a live cockroach. Oh, it's on, it's on, it's on, it's on, me and Michelle Beatle ate one together. Was that one that was the Josh, Josh, watch it? Shark after dark, we did a live show. And no, it was maybe naked after dark. I did the, for naked and afraid, we didn't have to show. Oh, okay.

And when we, for the meetings for the show, I was like, well, I want to eat what they eat in the show to eat what they show yeah, cuz I want to know what it's like So we got these big ass cockroaches. There's Madagascar cockroaches. Yo juicy the guy said to me I go what's it gonna be like he goes do you remember that fresh and up gum where you would bite into it and the juice would pop out and I go Yeah, and he goes that's what that's gonna be that it was the So yeah, and he goes, that's what that's gonna be like. It was the growth. No, thank you. Oh, whoa.

Oh, what are you doing there? Oh, I got a leech put on my asshole. Oh, you did? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Josh is doing for the grand. Yeah.

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and we dress them up. Well, that's what I was gonna do. You got big balls. That's what I was gonna do with Jake. You hate money? You hate money? I would do this in a heartbeat. I would guarantee you make at least 10 grand a month.

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I wanna say this, if you do that, Hollywood's gone, gone, gone, gone. We don't care though, do we? By the way, I disagree. I think this is your way back in I'm on my mom's I can't believe this made it. Yo, this is no it's still I Went and saw this show after 20 minutes you feel sick. Do you have here's the thing? And let's just a big black dude like wrapping around for me

I'm like you're in there for me. For me, this is a seven minute show. Because after the first couple of minutes, I'm like, I was like, okay, I get it. Like, what am I gonna do? I get a dick watch and. It's pretty funny, but I think after seven minutes, if you stay alone in a seven minute, you get mad. You know what I'm saying?

Like, that should be the test. But after a seven minute, you get mad. Yeah, I get it. It just becomes like, okay, like, yeah, okay. And how many tricks can they do you know yeah that's the thing like It's a lot of work on your dick too. It seems like a lot of pulling and it's a lot I'm scratching. Yeah, imagine their parents like dude. You my my son's try making show business He calls his parents. He's like dad. I got

Show. Oh my god. All right with you and mom if you want to come the opening night It's at the will turn, it's a penis show. It's a, you'd be, you'd, I, or, thank you. Yeah, how tough is, I'd say, how tough is show business? I know. Would you be happy that your son has a big enough dig that he can wrap it around his wrist a couple times?

You'd be like, okay, you know what I mean? If, if, if, bro, I don't know if you've had this happen, dude, it's the mannest I've ever been at, tiger in my life. We're out, I got home after a long day of work, they want to go outside, but I want you to get home and like rest and do what the fuck they want to do. So we got outside and Tiger has shown me how high he can kick. Like he's jumping and doing the straight kicks. I'm like cool and his little brother

wants to imitate him. So Boston's doing these kicks all cute. And then he's throwing kicks at Boston's face like this and I'm talking to Joanne, I go, Tee, not in front of your brother. And then I keep talking. And I look over and I just see Tiger. He didn't mean to do it. Straight up fucking Spartan kick. Boston right in the face.

Yeah. Boom. And Boston's gouge. Blood everywhere, dude. I fucking flipped out. Because my brother was vicious to me growing up man. Vicious. We had to go to therapy with to do always horrible.

Horrible. I was terrified of my being around him. The oldest said dude is a triggered something. It triggered like those flashbacks. I'm and you know me on when it comes to my kids. I'm like the fun one. I give them whatever they want. Tiger saw the fucking animal and me come out, man.

I felt bad for yelling at him, but dude, dude, when I saw him kick Boston right in the fucking face and his lip was all busted and bleeding everywhere. Dude. But you know what I'm doing? I'm sure you've had like with specials with boys. You have four boys, right? I got two boys and one girl.

And like- We got three kids, all together. Three kids, all together. Yeah, they're- Right, right, right, right, yeah like, there are three kids altogether. Three kids altogether. Yeah, they're, they're tough. What's that? Yeah. But there are times, man. So I would tell you being the fun dad, and I, I kind of had to straddle the line of being both the disciplinary and the God bless you. Because there was just one, there was one voice. But I'll tell you what's more effective is the your son now knows. Oh, I've never seen him like that he knows the line that must be serious

that's it like I tell me if you yell all the time you you might as well not be talking for a part of the you still like I just flip out over anything I just got a way to never flip out and then they're mountain uh join and I argue because what I don't that obviously they're gonna be athlete hopefully you know whatever they want do, but my biggest asset is the chick can go complete, like, that issues today with thick boy, huge issues. And sports, football, fighting, huge issues. I don't dwell on it.

I get over it and I move on. It's like, that's what happened. We got to adjust and move on. So with them, it's like, my girl being Mexican, she runs a house like fucking stalling. Like she'll be mad for four to eight, take their iPads, nothing, no TV, no snacks. I don't want them to be in that state of power.

Oh, I don't know how to say that. We can make each other, and then, that's it, it's like, that's it. Yeah, that's it. So with him, what we'll do is, Brennan, I'll start texting. We've got in text bites, and then I just pick up the phone.

Yeah, we call it. And we're like, hey, hey, hey, hey. Yeah. We'll tie you up. Let me tie you up. Let me tie you up. This one happened, I was like, Boston's so young. All he knows is his brother kicked him right in the fucking man.

Yeah. He doesn't know it's a mistake. He has no idea. He just looks at you and goes, holy shit. And he loves his brother. Yeah, my guy. He's like, Superman kicked him right in the fucking face. That's all he knows. Well, you're gonna find something.

And I went, you may mistake, we learned from it. It's overdue. Cause he was pounding the rest of the night, I'm like, it's over. You gotta get over it. You was, can I have a TVO? Absolutely not. Well, that's not gonna happen,

cause your mom, then I gotta fight with your mom. Yeah. I'm not willing to fall in that fucking state. This tiger, this tiger, is he a kid who's does he does do he tell you tell him right away? It's he pretty good. Oh, yeah Because my son's an escape artist and and I was too and it's really good that I can see Yeah, I don't know if you ever had this experience, but my son's a bit of a magician My son will do shit like I just had a meeting at school and everything's going well, but he

He is meeting at school and everything's going well, but he is intuned with his effect on people. He knows how to do so what he'll do. You'll take a minute. Oh, dude, and he'll just play sensitive, or he'll play like, you know, he'll just literally adopt a character, which is like, you know, something like, I don't feel well, I have a limp.

Yeah, that's a good one. He'll do it like that. And I'm just like, got know, something like, I don't feel well, I have a limp. Yeah, that's a good one. Feel like that. And I'm just like, got a limp to you. You got a limp. And, but it was that foot. Now it's this foot. It's my both my feet. Yeah. Huh.

Okay. But where do you think you got that from? Well, for me, yeah. So what I'll do is what I, I don't know if you ever dealt with this, but what I do, what really I find the fact of is you can indulge it, or I just go, or I just do stuff like this. I'll be like, it doesn't hurt.

Yeah, this is, this makes me happy. I enjoy, I enjoy, because your feelings are no good here. And then I just, you'll start laughing, but I don't, I don't fucking, you know, you know, kids will do shit. There's so much smarter than you fucking think. They'll push the little, they'll the lead out. They're testing it. So, if there was a fake injury, which there it is. Oh, my son does all the time.

If there's fake injury, I'd be like, you know, I pay no attention to it, but then like two minutes later, I'd propose something super fun to do. I probably can't do that. He broke your foot, right? No, it's not pretty good. It was really good. And so, I would just foot, right? No, it's pretty good. Well, it's really good.

And so I would just like, you have to call them on their own. Oh, my son, my son stole some shit out of my, I had like, you know, a knife and some cool shit in my little console. I never took it. I go, do you know where that is? And he said he goes,

he goes, he goes, I'll just run stealing nothing. No, this, he was like six of the tires, right? He goes, it's cool stuff. It was cool stuff, but he fucking has placed it. And I go, I go, did you see where that was? Did you see where that was?

Which one is it? The higher side. Thank you, sir. I go, did you take it? Denver's finest. Oh, what is that? Fire side? You guys are older older.

Yeah, so. Can I ask you this, maybe do personally, but dad don't talk about it. With your daughter, the older one who was addict, and you do all that stuff with it Are there because you know, I know addicts, right? I'm you know very deep in with addicts But was is there something it was she just wired like that?

There's something you think you did raising her that caused her to fall mom is that a fair question? Yeah, yeah mom was an addict or is an addict Mom, is that a fair question? Yeah, yeah, yeah, mom was an addict or is an addict. Mm-hmm. So it's in her DNA. Yeah, she comes by it, you know, organically. And like, you as a parent can't help, but second guess, every decision you make

when something, I don't think you should. I know, but it's hard not to. No, but I can't imagine. It's hard not to real quick. I want to I want to hear your answer because but just real quick. They have done extensive extensive studies on kids that come from perfect families with plenty of money and all the support in the world and they spend their whole life in and out of rehab. So that's different when the rich kids. And by the way, I totally get that, Brian. And so, and so like, my brain can totally go, yeah, yeah, dude, come on, man, you did what you,

that was my heart, that's about 10 seconds. What could I've done different? Could I, what decision did I make that pushed this further? It's impossible not to go down that road. I can't imagine, I thought I was seeing about that driving in today. Yeah.

Man, you never, my dad was like, I told him I was like, can't wait till they're all 18 and blah, blah, blah. And I can say he was like, you think you stop parenting when they're 18? He said, here's the difference. Is you may not think about everyday stuff, but the problems are so much bigger. Yep, when they're adults.

When they're adults. That's real world. Real world, your life is affected forever issues. And like, this is not a deal. This is not. It's interesting that you say that, because I lost my brother to heo-deed. And my mom to this day, like, it's just said that second guess.

Yeah, you can't. And it's tough. It's impossible not to it's one of those words. Yeah, you can't, and it's tough. Like, it's impossible not to. It's impossible not to. You know, even though I don't think, but no matter what I could say to her to help her, like, guide her and be like, yo, that wasn't, I don't know if that's anything.

What was you doing? Like, my, I talked to my, I saw this therapist like, won't you ask your mom? And so my mom's youngest sister, who my mom was closest with, was murdered when I was two. The mom's sister was.

Yes, I don't remember. I didn't know that. Yes, she was murdered. And I was two. I don't remember. But she was like the nucleus of the family, like everyone loved her. Name a shell. And she was murdered by her boyfriend. And my mom, they hated the boyfriend. Like the boyfriend was a lot of come around. They fucking hated her. She was moving her stuff out. And she got back with them. And my mom they hated the boyfriend. Like the boyfriend was allowed to come around. They fucking hated her. She was moving her stuff out and she got back with them. And my mom said the day, the night she was killed

that morning, she had a weird feeling. And she was like, I wish I would have called and like don't go over there. Because she went over there and he killed her with like a hatchet. Like a hatchet. And got ready for this, got six years. Easy to do.

Please say any got six years, six years. I didn't know you were gonna be out now in Aurora. Yeah. And my mom was like, since that happened, I was never the same. Yeah. Can I tell you, if I'm being honest, every early morning or late night phone call I get.

You're heartbroken, too. And I'm going to... And it'll never be the same. Every single one, I am like, is this the phone call? Because you just... You're still in the thick of it. I know where she is. You're still in the thick of it?

I know where she is. Because I remember when you were a ghost and firing the kid and that's why I'm forever grateful to you. You know this, like, dude, you go, Hey, I'm in town, you always have a spot here. The mountain, you helped me out, dude. If I gave you a list of comics that were. You got a lot of balls for complete bitches

that wouldn't come on and do the show to help me out. Yeah, and you were the only one like, I'm in, dude, I'll help you out. I know you need somebody. Because I know who I am and I know who you are. And I know who you are. Yeah, so what other the only one like I'm in dude. I'll help you out. I know you need somebody because I know who I am And I know who you are and I know who you are Yeah, so what other that outside I'm forever forever great forever great forever great, but I better want we were doing that That's when you're really in the thick of it with your daughter, man. Yeah, I I

Feel there there's also a certain amount of looking. No know, she's not mind biologically, right? And so In Jacob will tell you it he always felt he would tell you and people have a great relationship with them It always felt like you were easier on Caitlin and Trevor than you were on me almost like I had to prove to them that right that a Everybody's equal here, right but my Daughter and my oldest son have a complete and perspective of that. Hmm. They have a if you ask them

There's no doubt that Jacob had it easier that he had a and I'm Gilt's not the right word word, but I am saddled with that every day. Well, you know, there's a There's a very I don't know how to escape. Josh, there's a, and this is really, and I opening to me, because all I do is obsess about my kids, especially my son. My son is, got my liabilities.

So I was just at school this morning, talk for two hours with their teacher. You know, I like to be really abreast on it, but I, there is a huge body of scholarship and experts who study this, like to study child development, okay, from start to finish. And you know what, a lot of them talk about, a lot of them, not a little of them, a lot of them, more than 50% will tell you.

And they say this to parents and parents never want to hear this. They say, they say this to parents and parents never want to hear this. They say essentially this. Ultimately, you have almost nothing to do with how that kid turns out. And nobody wants to hear that. I know. Nobody does that.

Nobody does that. But let me just tell you, let me just tell you, if you look at the data, but if you look at the data, like kids that grow up without a father, kids that grow up with an addictive mom or a mom that's not there. There are a lot of kids that, so that's a good example. There are a lot of kids that grow up without a father

that grow up with an addictive mom, that crush it because. So I would say the majority don't though. It's a rare. But you look at, those are the exceptions. Like you look at crime in the African-American, and 85% percent on have that all of these all of these

points are absolutely true and valid and they're all brought up and they look at that and i know exactly what you need to write my reaction to get serious to i understand that they'll have a common theme no but that those guys also have different brains that find so so so with the bottom of the but those common theme in the parental so so so i see i think the parents so. So what they'll say is, of course, you should read to your kids, of course, you try to give your kids the best education. Of course, you should do all these things. But at the end of the day,

the nature of your child's personality, it's very, very difficult to draw correlations between a really great school and all the support and ultimately being a very innovative entrepreneur. The truth is, and again, I'm telling you, I know where you're speaking and I had a lot of pushback and I still do, I still do, I understand what you're saying. But aside, a lot of the fact that you don't wanna stop there growing. I don't think a lot of research can,

I don't think a lot of that stuff, when it comes down to science, can put that New miracle value, but how about this hand about this for So this is always my theory my my theory's always been this Yo kids you your kids when they came out they're born good I I think kids are born 95% good. It's the job of the parent not to fuck that up You come out happy man, you come out,

I love everybody. You come out, I don't care who I play with on the play. Like, look at racism. Not every kid. That's taught. That's taught. That is taught however, however, so children are very egotistical.

Now, they're really sweet and happy until you push back on the fact that they don't get everything they want. So in fact, human beings are... Let's discipline them. But human beings are bipolar apes. We also know that if children are totally in those, they become little monsters. Yes.

So actually, when it comes to racism, for example, what we also know is that human beings have a natural proclivity to be clannish, tribal, and also to be very wary of something that's different. Yeah. And there are a lot of evolutionary reasons for that. So by a lot of what you're speaking of is completely different than race. There's tribalism and there's racism. Right. There's KKK people and then there's tribal. But what I'm saying is that if you sometimes with you have a coistered group, so traditionally, if you had like an ethnic group, like say, it was all white and you introduce somebody they've never seen before who might be Asian or black or whatever. Traditionally they're here. Tradition. I caught them.

I fucking caught them. That was the whole point. That was the dog attack. The dog hit me. We got a little stupid doglet after Shepel. We got you. New song. It's hard to shepel. So, so it's, it's, when you get into this, when you actually started looking at the signs that people actually study this, man is it fucking complicated. And man are their exceptions to every rule, right?

So when your child becomes an addict or whatever it is, listen, don't take credit for your child. Here's what I'd have to say. Don't take credit for your child not being an addict. Well, I would say the mother should be more responsible than you. Do you feel that? No, I don't. I mean, no one's responsible.

That's what I think. For me, like, you know how you let things kind of go, I'm not a blame dude because I don't think blame at the end of the day. It doesn't get you. It doesn't get anywhere. It's not solving my problem. I'll say that it doesn't take ownership and it moves on. Yeah.

What blame does is it takes the energy that I need to solve my problem and it's putting it into something completely different. So something else. It doesn't let you solve what you say. I'd rather own it and then figure out. But you know what I'm saying? Even if it's not my, even if I'm making a statement, that's on me. That's on me.

I'll figure it out. That's the big guys you do in my own figure. My mom struggles with, like especially because of the way my brother and I grew up, we grew up, you know, super fucking crazy. So like, she holds this girl so fucking heavy. She should be a little bit of responsibility there, right? Cause she's with your stepdad. But at the same time,

she's with her stepdad then done. But at the same time, my stepfather didn't treat her correctly. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? So it's like she was with the stepdad. Yeah. And why was the stepdad in your life? Cause she's a mom. Yeah, yeah. Here's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? So it's like she was with a step that. Yeah. And why was a step that in your life?

Because she chose him. Yeah, yeah. Here's what I was saying. Mom, just kidding. I was like, but that kind of thing. I'm not like that. You know your mom has thought of that. So she's probably.

Well, because she's thinking back far and then also like, she thinks about the way she grew up. She wasn't treated great by her parents. And so what she knew was like, she thought, you know, this man probably treated her. That was normal. Somewhat better than the way she was treated as a car brake. But he was like, it's like this cycle.

That's why I'm super blessed that I fucking am at where I'm at today. Like it's like on paper, I should not fucking know. I don't want to spark out. Arizona. I started after you hear the way he was raised and the shit he's been through and the diction, the alcohol.

I don't know a better person walking this plant in the shpellets. But then what do you attribute that to, man? Oh, yeah. Because if we're talking about what we're talking about right now, this is a great example of you didn't follow that same path. So what do you think is this? I think it was the things that I said yes to that like helped me go forward. Yeah, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do we, what do

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It's completely different than anything that you had been raised on, right? Exactly. And so percent. And so much. Never done drugs. So yet, he fucked around with acid one time. Oh, really?

He tells it about, no. He's not an ad. He's not an ad. My problem is you is it went like Kurt Cobain, your north star. No, Kurt was not my north star. You know what I'm saying? It was Rawls because I, your north star. No, Kurt was not my north star. You know what I'm saying? It was Rawlings because I saw a dude who was disciplined,

who came from a world of music that I really loved. And I was like, oh man, I was like, I just idolized that. And then punk rock just said, I don't know, just told me like rise above. And you know, honestly, it was the first time I ever stood up to my stepfather was when I discovered punk rock. I was just like, I was just like, yo, this ain't it. I was like, no, I'm fucking.

I was like, no, I'm just gonna rage against a machine, you're like, no, no, fuck it, punk rock. Hey, hey man, what the fuck are you doing? Just rage, you're just gonna rage against a punk rock. But do you know what, like, because he kicked me out of the house, right? How did you offend me? He did, he did do that.

He did me the biggest thing right? He's kicked me out. But it was because I wasn't upset that he kicked me out He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing.

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He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a thing. He did a as a teenager to someone I saw as a tyrant. You know what I mean? Like this dude was a fucking, yeah. Like anything I did, he was like, no that's not right, it's not right that you skateboard. So you know how she fell like to wear the punk clothes and skateboard?

That's why I wore so much of it. So he rocks it now. His stepped out would make him change before school and then he'd put his punk clothes in his backpack and walked up the door and changed. So I was like, I will leave my clothes. Teenage girl bringing a them change before school. And then he'd put his punk closings back back and walked up the door and changed. So I was like, I believe my close. I was like, I was leaving my girl, bringing a short skirt to school.

I know, I know, I know. Yeah, but this is what I think I'm like, but this is where I'm like, but I was like, at the same time, like, I remember, I was doing that to my daughter. She would leave the school, I'd be like, let me see what's in the bag. But you'd have different clothes in her.

Yeah, but I'm not that dumb. But I'm saying like, like, yeah, like, I dealt with all that, but it was just something that just said, told me not to give up. And I don't know, I don't know exactly, I haven't figured that out yet. Again, how much of that is nature

and how much of that is nurture? Like you may have been born without wiring. I think, I wanna do a caveat, I think a parents job. It's really interesting, because the parents job, like there are a couple of things you can definitely instill, you can still good habits. Like habits like finish what you started.

The reason manners are so big in a lot of cultures is because it just makes your life fucking easier. So to listen, to say thank you and please, that shit sounds like a little thing, but there's a reason in most cultures that those things are so fucking important. Kids are only in Github, you can't. They're only in Github parents,

but you said an example as a parent, but also I think I do think habits, I think values are what you can give your kids. Like discipline, like discipline as in finish what you started, keep your promises. So like all that comes to, like, join us more of telling what to do, I'm more of watch what I do. There you go. So they see me comes to, like, Joanne has more of tellin' what to do. I'm more of watchin' what I do.

There you go. So they see me wake up. They see me running in the morning. I come back before breakfast. I make them, they see every day. So that's what that comes back to. And then even Tiger, like, he's like, that I'm seeing you at Candy.

I'm like, I don't eat Candy anymore. He's like, I want to be getting strong. Tiger's gonna eat Candy. So you're just, you're illustrating one of the biggest points. There are two different kinds of power. One is, do what the fuck I say right now. And that what does that do?

Because you're about your head. And so wait, yeah, you bow your head. The other is, there's another kind of power, which causes people to lift their head and look at you in awe. Now, when you set an example, they want to emulate you. And it's the old adage about countries that way. When countries have an authoritarian dictator

Says you do what the fuck I say Somehow they're well the great I what did the greatest whatever her is you can hold a gun to a man's head and make him move a box from a to be Yeah, you can't hold a gun to a man's head and make him have a great idea Yeah, and and that's that's a classic example how to raise you that's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying is That's what I'm saying. I wish we had that leadership in the American, right? Well, yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

I just think, I wish I could fucking pinpoint it down to where to fuck. I just made the fucking switch. But you had your issues too, because off to your alcoholic. Yeah. What's funny? What's funny? I don't really need to re-act. How early that's how long I was 14 I tried to get turkey baby come on

Yeah, you have I'll be a Forgotation He's not I Got a Hush finest Where you say though?

I was saying The ultra-pell will come out every now and then and it's my favorite fucking oh I haven't then what does he look like? I don't know dude What does he look like? I was actually a little bit off of it. Oh, dude, there was this guy. That wouldn't quit talking. And so, you know, the team's in the back, and I think Fahim Anor was on stage.

And he doesn't care. He has to do a thing. He has to do a thing. He crowds rowdy. It's like a slip-knop constant. Right, the stage, all crazy. So they're just, you know, vibing, drinking. Nobody can calm them down.

And Fahim doesn't care. He's doing dance and doing stint crushes, they're just, you know, vibing, drinking, nobody can calm them down. And foot, you know, for him done care, he's doing dance and doing stuff, crushes it, whatever. But I get the team together. I go, all right. So just so we know like that, that, that person right there, he's going to make an issue. So I just in the host, I go out there, address them and usually when you address it, it's shut them down.

And then I was like, and then Chappelle, they still go, you know, you, you might have to say something because I'm the headliner, you know, I'm next. So let's make sure there's no these issues. So Justin goes out and does thing, guys, fuck you. In Justin's not a season's comic. So he's like, oh, hey, does this thing, the guy keeps going, Chappelle comes out. And I'm like, oh, and Chappelle's so nice, Michael.

I'm gonna have to deal with this myself, man. And other comics are not seasoned, so they want nothing to do with it. They're everybody's terrified. And this guy is a problem, man. And other comics are not seasoned, so they want nothing to do with it. They're everybody's terrified, and this guy is a problem, man. Oh, he's problem. The show up for everybody. He's just shi-

There's no security, like, time, there's no security. They have security now, but I'm telling the guy who runs, I'm like, dude, you gotta do something. And he's like, what do we do? I'm like, you fucking kick him out. And then my brother's like, I thought, you know, I'm there with Jay Mark Harley. I'm like, well, if he does it on my set,

he's in it. Yeah. You're talking about, I'm not gonna do something. Yeah, that choosing the little thick boy experience. Yeah, you wouldn't do with you. He'd be afraid. Well, we don't know. He's getting drunk or he's not. He's also not a small man. Okay, big Mexican dude. Cut off the shirt. Whatever Shepelle goes out there. He's doing shepelle. Dude, the fucking old non-fucking journal the fucking old non fucking journal pre-angered while turkey shut the fuck up fuck up I'm like yeah

I was just like I was like yeah he was like he was like I I just love you I said no you don't fucking love me I said you're sitting here shouting here I was like off through the show yeah off through the show and I was like I was scared I even said I was like, I was scared that I wanna stage it. I told the guy, dude you're making fucking shippel relaps. What the fuck are you doing? He's back there drinking wild turkey. He's shut down.

Yeah, he's shut him down. Can I just gotta fucking- You're the only guy who's gonna make shippel relaps? You're not entertaining, dude. Can I tell you what's so rare. Not part of it. That's the only time I've seen that shppel come out. This weekend in Columbus,

now look, I like my show's to get a little weird. I'll invite people on stage. I've had fun, you make it experience. Yeah, I've had that should come out. This weekend in Columbus. Now look, I like my shows to get a little weird. I'll invite people on stage. I've had fun. You make it experience. Yo, I've had you get the guitar out still. Sometimes? Yeah, it depends, man. You were comfortable with that.

I remember you were thinking when I talked to you about it. Different every night. Like I have people come to my early shows and my late shows because they know it's a different show. So, but if there's somebody who's weird in the crowd, I'll bring them on stage and just see what we can do. So this dude was in the front row and we were talking, I was talking to him and he goes, yeah, I actually wrestle. I go, you run, he goes, yeah, I do one of these small circuits. And I go, what are the chances you get on stage and show me

a move? For some wrestlers in Columbus. And he goes, and he goes, yeah, I'll get up there. So this dude, not in shape, not, and I go, should we do this shirtless? And he goes, yeah, this is a good, be good move to go shirtless. And in my man is like, whatever. So when I try to give him some mic time, he's bad on the mic. And I think this is gonna be terrible. So I do a little hacksaw, gym, dug, and walk around him.

And I go, show me what we're gonna do. He goes, I'm gonna give you a chest slap. Now in my, oh, you mean like performance, roughly? You look like, oh, I was a high horse. No, nothing in a high horse. No, I was a chest slap. Now in my, oh you mean like performance roughly, you look like, oh I was from high school. No, nothing at all high school. No, high school. High school armaments, wrestling.

His name is Remington Colt. His name is, I was saying a double leg. His name is Remington Colt. Oh hell yeah. He's a hunter, right? And so he, I do the hacks I gym dog and walk around and I go what are we gonna do?

He goes, I'm gonna do the chest slap. And I go, okay. Now, in my, in my, I don't know, that didn't look like him. In my experience, you're supposed to stop the ground and barely hit the chest for the noise. Yeah, come for, yeah. He slapped the piss, Eddie. My man, when he started to wind up, I thought, oh, he's,

he, guys, I still have a hand. They were, you know, if you remember in first grade, when you had to draw, thanks to him in Turkey, and you put your hand down, like you could have drawn a turkey on my chest. He slapped the fuck at it. Yeah, I can't wait to post this video this week. That was the beginning of the show.

That was the very beginning of the show. Just burning, just burning. Giant hand print on my chest. Well, that's when Steve O'Head, Tim Kennedy, choked him out. But Tim choked him out and just dropped him. Yeah, and I was like, that's very dangerous. Yeah.

I do this. I go, now think about it. I do this, I cover my face. I was dropping Tiger Havoc School this morning on a bus, there's the jackass for everything. And the graphic is Johnny Knoxville being shot out of a cannon and he has wings on. And I love those.

I can't wait to see that. I love them. Steve O's on my favorite P1 Earth. Can't wait to see that. Dude, I looked at that promo poster. I went, oh no, let's not do this. Like, because Johnny Knoxville has full gray hair. Yeah, full gray. He has to be hair. Yeah, he has to be 50

Dude, you guys got a stop. He's in his the I want to see them like how does motherfucker on the plane? Yeah, he's 50 The abuse his body. I Can't even imagine I think he gets off on I think he's a genuine I think he's a guy who actually gets off on paint. He's a man. Look at him. He's a true massacre. Type in Jackass forever. Are you telling me you're not going to go watch it?

Oh, absolutely. I love those. Yeah. Not me too. What's your favorite, like, what's your favorite from those movies? I think the orange I have on that. So I know about it. So I know about it.

So I know about it. So I know about it. So I know. So there it is if you zoom in. So I just have, I know. I had Francis and Gano on Futra. It just dropped today, by the way, if you watch on Tick-Boy right now. I had Francis and Gano on Futra.

He's in, Jack S. Forever. They have one of their boys tied up in a chair and underwear and he's in a chair he's standing. And they told him, hey, we're gonna have this guy who's not, they didn't tell him it's the baddest man in the planet and they go He's gonna punch you in the stomach and the guy's a blindfold on will they tell France punch him in the nuts? No

Francis that's not good. I'm direct Francis in God all the hardest puncher. Okay, we have all time they see punches this man Directly in the fucking jewel your fucking jet your fuck about their general you think yeah yeah I don't like me I would like to do this for you the butter bean clip where he knocks

him out in the oh yeah yeah I've seen the clip where they go against the the tie world champion girl and that they have hats on it's like this is the

gentleman who died. There it is. Oh, right. Come on. Wait, he gets hit in the nuts for, oh, he's got a cup. He did, yeah, he didn't. By the way, can I tell you something? If you say I'm about to get hit in the stomach,

but put this cup on, I'm like, uh. Oh, no, it sounds like he is going to get punched. Let me just see this, because this is not right. This. Oh. Oh. They're so funny, man. They are.

It's so crazy. They look like they have so much fucking fun, don't they? I saw him out again punched by Francis. This is also the guy. Okay, Tommy was gonna be a lightweight and Francis shows up. Oh no, look at this. That's also the dude who did the pubic hair beer. Yeah, the pubic hair beer.

I don't even know what King's doing. Dude, right, bitch. Oh, look, look at his face. Look at his face. Why just face when he hits them? So he knew his face. Oh, he just face. Oh Oh Let's face. Let's face. Why just face when he hit them so he knew Honestly, what if you had seen his dick just come out of his mouth like That's Francis and God oh hitting you in a fucking ball and not only that he hit up. Yeah, he gave it like a Tommusha man there. He didn't hit down and give you a chance.

He was like, you know, get cramp us from Africa. He didn't know the Jackass guy. So he's like, yeah, I guess I'll do this and then he's around all these fucking psychopaths. My favorite is when Steve O did that roller coaster like the slingshot, but he was in a quarter party. That makes it work. That's the worst thing I've ever seen.

That's one eating and jackass in a're one or two or three's on. No, no, no, no. That's just so disgusting. They do create, the bees in the fucking, the beehive in the fucking limo. Oh, yeah. And that fucking king cobra makes me laugh. No, when they go to that clinic, that clinic,

and they put a car up the raths, and they, it's like, it's a toy car. And he's like, yeah, he like, it's a toy car. It's a toy, they have the X-rays, it gets a toy car in the ass. And Ryan Dunn's like, sorry, I mean, the boy's got wild last night. Man, I don't, and he's like, we gotta take it out.

Like this isn't, how about when they have the kids in the back? I was hoping you wouldn't take it out, could you put a racetrack in there? You put it in the car. You put it in the car. It was about the volcano. Oh, and it was actually, it's diarrhea.

I, I, like, I was so astonished at how good it was, that whole movie, how it's just like, this is the most entertaining shit I've ever seen in my fucking life. I like the one where they're trying to read the letter and they're like, get closer. Oh, but I was, great prank. But do the best, I don't think that's the best.

When the first, great, I would never do that to be so mad. I'm so mad. Yeah, they have to have a rule though. They have a rule though where you can't be rules. Yeah, there, there has to be so mad. Yeah, they have a rule though. They have a rule though where he can't be rules. Yeah, there has to be a rule because that's to be something where like, obviously, you know, this is what we do. You can't like try and fight some of the task. But Steve has a, he's, he's permanently, his voice

is permanently tense. Dude, I do his podcast. What do you mean? Wild one and what? Because his voice guy, I think his voice is there. Yeah, yeah, he had to have surgery on his leg. From what stunt? And his dick is from, I think just sharp. Yeah, he had to have surgery on his leg. From what stunt? And his dick is broken.

I think just him. From smoking and the way he talks. The hook, the fish hook through the... Oh God. Oh, you mean the Mako shark that almost bit him? Fucking fish. Remember the MTV Wild Boy? Wild Boy.

Yeah, it was him in the first place. Bam, right? Chris Piney. Chris Piney, so he says, dick out. I don't know what he does with the toe-gill. And just isn't a thong. Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.

But by the way, if you're in the jackass, that's the job I want to have. Instead of getting punched in the notes, I just go show my dick. I'll be that dude. Yeah, I'm not more for being that dude. No, I don't get that. Like when they have the hair clipper,

and then it will don't, don't, don't, don't. Good one. And they'd be just sitting around and eating lunch. You're stuck with the hair clop. Oh yeah, they'd just break the middle head. Hey man, I'd be so mad. I'm done. And they'd be just sitting around eating lunch. You're just fucking there. Yeah, they just break the middle head. Hey, man, I'd be so mad. I'm like, dude, the fuck is wrong with you guys. But you have to know that if you're on that set,

that's my point. That's my point. There's a unspoken rules like K-Dude, you're signed up for Jackass. But what is like, haven't, didn't you and your friends or you and your brothers, and I never played like that. I don't play those games. I don't play those games like is like, haven't, didn't you and your friends or you and your brothers and- I never played like that. I don't play those games.

I don't play those games like, like, you were like, I was gonna avoid you. Yeah, you don't wanna be around. I feel like I'm not shot. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. I'm not shot. It was hilarious.

After we had, I have to punch you in the stomach, see? Like, I found me the fuck out. The only time I did it with, you'll love this. It's the only thing I relate to with that guy who punched my Francis is in college, Joe Klopp and signed a meeting where Argan who could eat more, because Red Lobster had all he can eat shrimp's campy.

Oh boy. So I was a guy, I love him, I can't tell you I can beat you. And he goes, all right, loser gets punched in the stomach after we finish eating. And I go, I'll do that with you and Klopp can fucking punch, man. He fucking strong. So we go to red lobster, me and the roommates,

and whoever loses has to pay the bill and you're in college, you don't have a lot of money. So I don't know, I eat like 300 shrimps, can't be. I'm just full of shrimps, can't be. He eats like 400. I get, I can't see straight, dude. I have so much oil and parmesan and fuckin' butter. I can't see straight.

He's like, deals a deal though. I'm like, yay, I can punch you, man. So we go outside. I'm not gonna punch you even though this is before a camera is all that. Dude, he's like, you ready? I'm like, I think so. And I just want it out of me.

And he fucking uppercuts me, like fucking Raiw off street fighter. And I go, and then fucking just throw up all that shrimp's can't be, and the whole staff is outside watching from Red Lobster. I throw up just two rounds of shrimp's can. By the way, that is, but I won, because he was like,

an hour later, he's like, I feel awesome. I feel fine, dude. I won this year. By the way, that is the most meat head story I've ever heard. In my mind, not only were you gonna eat 400 shrimp, but then I get to punch you. That's the call of the biggest, the biggest food in the squad.

Red lobster's like, oh my God. Do we have this? I'm like, keep the scam be coming, lady. Oh God. What a shrimp scam be just like fucking... It's shrimp and then they're like baked. And like, it's a whole thing. But not 300. 300, I felt so sick. Yeah, when you're also you just

ate a shitload of that That looks so good. When's last time we have bread lopsided or to the house? I don't know you know it is so sad it's disgusting. Yeah, there's better seafood restaurants. Yeah, one two or three. Yeah, but when college that was like a prime time eating. That's right. I love shrimp scampy. Oh, so it's like. It's shrimp was like a prime time eating dude. I love shrimp scampy If it's like it's shrimp in like Boil garlic garlic butter. Yeah, so there's so much flavor. I don't know so disgusting Shrimp itself is just disgusting. Yeah, what? There's no health benefits

It's really what now. It's not good when I'll think about the cockroaches of the sea. Yeah I mean not a ton. It's not great. They're not of the sea. Yeah, but it's good. It's good for the horse. No, I mean, not a ton. It's not great. They're not great for you. Are you saying the same with the crab and lobster? Yes, I agree. I guess it jacks your cholesterol, but I don't know. Well, if you dump butter and shit all over it,

but if it's just regular shrimp, you're fine. But don't you like seafood boil? Boiling crab? Yeah, I like boiling crab. I don't even use the, I'm kind of worried about it. I mean, I'm on carnivore what is that nutrition only read me only steak and What else that's it nothing else?

so Breakfast launch dinner all steak and No fruit vegetable nothing like that would you say who lost weight? Provesable no nothing. Hey, Bob. It's ready good for you It's got a lot of your how How you feeling? How do you feel? Great. How long have you been doing it? This would be my fifth week.

I started four weeks out from Tough Mudder. And I was only doing it to Tough Mudder to lose weight and get in shape. And then I'm down like 16 pounds and I feel great. And then I thought I was gonna stop after Tough Mudder. Yeah. And you don't know Tough Mudder, I was like, fuck it. And I just say the hotdog. Gonna answer your question.

Are you shitting? No, I don't know. Rogan's like, get ready for the shit. And I'm like, I it. I had to say the hotdog. I had to say the question, are you shitting? No, I don't know, Rogan's like, get ready for the shit. And I'm like, I wouldn't shitter. No, if anything, I barely shitting. Yeah, barely, ever. You don't have any fiber like that. Which that can't be healthy.

No, he doesn't. I was like, it doesn't sound healthy at all. Yeah, that helps. That's the bad one. That seems like that just dawned on you. That can't be. Yeah, I got all he only read me, like all he, like I had lamb chops last night probably had 15 lamb chops

15 yeah I have to tell you in my life I don't think I've had 15 lamb chops that's all I eat and I'm set for the night you ever done a tough water no but I was watching you know what I want to want to do it with it yes I would love to do you do you do you do you, you can do five or ten or fifteen can. I don't, but if he's a shay, I mean pretty, yeah, right now. You're the one of the best bodies in comedy. I'm gonna tell you something like, so I went the opposite of you for a little while. I was having some weird autoimmune shit and so I went V and I have to tell you first, there were pluses and minuses. One, energy wise, never felt better in my life.

For how long though? Because I heard a lot of people do it at first. When you go vegan, your energy level and clear these off the charts. And then it goes, hmm. Well, what happened was I started voting last. I started to... Start down your hair by the way. You got your car, you got your star now, you got that. You start hating on Rogan on Twitter. You got your stone nails, you got a cat.

You start hating on Rogan on Twitter. You're like, Rogan, you wear these and sit there. Harding in, getting pain in your hands. You're like, capitalist, yeah. Yeah. No, but for me, the feeling of constant hunger was not okay. But I lost a shit ton of weight. See, I don't have it on a carnivore.

I'm never hungry. I have to force myself to eat them. Yeah. Which I lost a shit ton of ways. See, I don't have that on Carnival. I'm never hungry. I have to force myself to eat them. Yeah. Which I've never had before. Usually my life is revolved around food. Carnival is the first time I've ever had right. How long will you do this for? I don't think forever, maybe?

I don't, I can't. You take vitamins and shit? No. So, but there are certain things you can't get from me. Like, vitamin C? Fiber, fiber. No, no, no, but I'm good. I think you can do the carnivore diet for a long time. And I mean, Jordan Pearson has done it literally.

A lot of people would do, really. A lot of people would do, I'm just hoping to get us just a splash of his smartness. But you can do, you can do one day when one of them gets you smarter. You do my vegetables and you do, you know, whatever. I think if I'm craving something that gets that bad, then I'll do like one cheat day, but I still have a...

So one of the things you can do is oyster, shellfish, like oysters have almost everything you need. I have to eat really thousand of them. No, no, it's a super food. So you can eat like four of them and get what you need for the week in terms of like your copter. Yeah, yeah.

For the average, yeah. No, yeah, but so that, so that's, no, no, no, they spice it up. It's just a sauce from, no. They spiked your testosterone, but so that, so that, no, no, no, they spice up testosterone. They spice up testosterone, but that's specifically because apparently they bring your mineral balance into place, right? So that, so a lot of times when they test your testosterone and they want to fix it, and then the chronologist

will look at your other levels, and if they're lower, so that's like a bring your, yeah, and I'm a avocating carnivore dive for everybody out there, but I've done every, you name it, like people joke, and I said I'm on carnivore like okay, what did you on this week? I get it but as far for me. It's these that's one that you feel best with it's super easy I feel great. I've lost tons of weight my energy's great So I would miss until it until it tanks me too. I'm telling you I thought I was like home be fucked. Yeah, nothing If you feel good nothing I also

Fitchy besting I'm a bit fucked. Yeah, nothing, man. If you feel good, nothing. I also, yeah. We'll fit you best in. If you. I'm a bit of a weed smoker. You just spoke weed on it? Yeah, I know, but I'm, Oh, get munchies. Yeah, I'm never like, You still do some high, high life,

You're a man of job. Can you still kill with edibles? Oh, I kill with led. I don't do that high life show anymore. What? You're not feeling it? No, you know what's, man, moving to Nashville, I think I told you this, leave in LA was the best thing

that ever happened to me. And so it reset my entire clock as far as creativity and what I wanted to do. You know what leaving Los Angeles made me do the most was, and I'm not this dude, but it kinda turned into this dude. I had been a guy that was just, when I'm here, no, I just was less concerned about what I'm doing and more comparing myself to other people.

Yeah, we talked about that. I found myself in doing that in this city. Very easy. Right, and so when I left here, there were certain things where I was like, that was the old me. And like this podcast that I'm doing with Jacob with my son, this man, this is the most fucking fun I have had in so long just shooting the shit. And so, and so I don't do that How do I have anymore because to me I kind of there's some things I just left behind me now I still smoke

A ton of weed and I do it in a pod. Yeah, I just and I still take my mushrooms once a week Just to kind of reconnect with but I've changed my mushroom routine And Beth hates it because now I take mushrooms and I stay home and she's like you need to get the fuck out Yeah, she's like you're the cover you take a good old handful. Well look man. I'm no Poo you know, I mean nobody likes if you're gonna do it. Let's jump in let's jump in on mushrooms No, but you'd like you would you oh we should do it Well, you know hold up I microdosed now fuck that one I think one or two And I did then I did yoga, and I was staying

whatever the praying man to pose, whatever. I was just staying there for fucking an hour. Just listening to the music. Dude, I was doing, I didn't feel like the music was flowing out. I did so many mushrooms one time. They would say to change poses. I just stayed there and she's like, you're fine here, you keep doing this.

You stay there, I'm like, you're fine. I would do what would do it? I did I did so many mushrooms on time that I looked at mirrors with my girlfriend and I went can't go out today Look at my fucking legs Way too short today I meant it I met it. It's pretty I go to bed I go to bed, I go, my legs go. Oh, these years ago. Yeah, I go, my legs were way too short to go out today. I'm not doing that.

That's hilarious. You were high as. That was dead serious. Brendan, why don't we take some mushrooms? We just bought, we just bought five acres in Joshua Tree. Why don't we take some mushrooms? We can bring some cameras if you want. We can do that.

We can. We can take some mushrooms, but head this it's we can either go out to the park or Outland a shit and get canceled No, man listen But it's mushrooms are not going to make you you'll find a safe and we can't the book By the way Steve Jobs you read that book, Jobs. Yep. Can I tell you, what an asshole. Yeah. By the way, that book, you're like,

that's the only book where I've ever been like, once cancer coming. Yeah, fuck, once the cancer chapter, this dude is the biggest asshole I have ever. And pit. Innovator, but it must've been tough to work for. But an asshole. Oh, you read that book?

No, I have it. Not one redeemable human. Like horrible dad. Orbal father. Oh, awful. He didn't admit to having a- For a long time. Well, his, his, his on dad did that, right? He didn't know his on dad.

No, they gave him up for adoption. So he was a, he was a doctor. He was a doctor. He was raised by a good family though. Oh. But he had that resentment. Yeah, of course, naturally. Had that chip on his shoulder till he died.

Why don't we plan a mushroom trip? Would you go? I'm dying to go. How far is Joshua Tree from there? Like a half? Two hours, something like that? Yeah, you're not doing him, right? What'd you do?

He's like a delicious fox. He's kind of vegan. He's vegan. I'm a fan of psychedelics. Psychedelics are fine. Here's the thing, I would start with like, Graham and a half. So you're not. How long was the trip? Here's the thing. Yeah, I don't be out on that. Here's the thing, I would start with like, Graham and a half. So you're not.

How long was the truth? Here's the thing. Yeah, I don't be out on that. Here's the thing, Graham and a half is a good place to start because a Graham and a half, you're not, it's not a hero's journey. About four hours, right? Yeah, you're gonna be high for a little while,

but Graham and a half is gonna keep you under control. Yeah, I'm gonna start fucking each other. Yeah, you don't, yeah. I don't know who told you. By the way, whoever told you about mushrooms. Yeah, he's a big dog. The mini-tongue. What the fuck? Yeah you about mushrooms you're doing that like you're doing a job I'm gonna be on behind mushrooms and I get gay

I'm gonna keep trying to get nobody around you who's gonna stop me for sure? I don't think you guys yeah we go in single and come out of the ruffle we come out of the ruffle to find her in the kids oruffle. Yeah, we think we're gonna get one kind of video We watch the only thing it's a new show Mad at each other The way boyfriends get mad at each other Well, you might listen to me. I'm like, you have, no, you guys are fighting

to be my number one. Oh, yeah. And then you feel I was favoring Chappelle. Yeah. The whole favoring Chappelle, all right, our love trio. I mean, yeah. By the way, we call it the boys next door.

Yup. Yeah. Oh, rings is the top. Oh, rings is the top. Yeah. By the way, you could still call it a thick boy. And I think you should be. Yeah.

Yeah. It would be thick boys. Yeah, you still be in and I'm gonna double stack Yeah, you guys gonna play a little game of piggyback and daddy's going to town But you know what you're gonna have to double like it. It's piggyback Sunday double But you never seen it double backer for some reason Have you ever seen one of those two hours have to jump to fuck what's that? Have you ever seen a chihuahua try to jump that's what you would be doing on that you'd be jumping to fuck You You film it if you don't like it you You don't give it. That's exactly it.

At M A B. Wait, what happened? Before you go, usually, what's the staring at the stars? It's not as exciting. How about, how about we just go do it, you see what it's like and then we go from there. That's a better idea.

Yeah, I feel more excited for it. You had a video tape that's doing DMT, it would have just been us like, Ha ha ha ha. You're right man. For 45 seconds. Yeah, DMT by the way, my buddy asked me, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We had Aubrey Marcus the shop. So you have that with something for DMT too? Dude, I'm in Alaska. You have to have a shaman, but the DMT is better.

It's even better if you do something. What is the substance that is in I'm in Alaska? Oh, okay, okay. How can we do that? How do we start that up again? I got some people who can get us the real shaman. The shaman, Austin. I got some of those really?

I'm on the phone. They know it's real shaman. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's, I would, this a man. He does it a lot, right? You want to do DMT the right way and you smoke it the right way Yeah, I make sure it's DMT. Yes, so the fake pen is like so careful. We smoked that oh man I'm down for whatever man, but I'm really down for new experiences

We got dropped a winner. No, so we got we just knew we said Obviously gonna be taking you through the ceremony this morning tonight and we're both much We didn't fuck we didn't tip her out. We just went like we went Sarah mine and he goes oh yeah He's got a nice surprise and better now. I like It was really nice. It's like just warm Don't start a crime like drop. No, I I was laughing so hard. He's like dude. You got to pipe down It was the best I couldn't stop was if I keep doing it. Oh, yeah, how? 45 say okay, let me ask you another question. I thought it was three days. Everybody that I've talked to, we're not everybody.

I'm majority of the people who I've talked to saw elves. I saw sacred geometry, but I'm too old for it to change my life. You know what I mean? I'm too old. Yeah, I'm not the guy that came out of the experience. I was like, oh man, like I'm already a nice person. So I think about that just heightened everything. I was like in this like gold, like almost heaven.

I was like covered in gold clouds and like floating through the gold clouds. Mushrooms. I wanted. I was pushing off all of it. When I say laughing, I'm talking. I want to. Aubrey was like, do you even when I was

either a yellow pipe down? I did have a life changing. I did have a life changing trip. And when I say life changing, I think I'd be a different person. I had a life changing on mushrooms when I was 21. In other words, I took a four hour shower and I reassessed my whole life, but it was profound.

Can I tell you? Can I tell you? Oh, I came out, I looked 90. Yeah. And then people were like, what's wrong? And I freaked out over that. For me mushrooms, and especially around a gram and a half, two grams.

So I can really remember, but a couple of years ago, one thing that a mushroom trip did for me was I was a little low. I was sinking a little low and I was a little depressed. And then I had this great three hours. And I came out of that and what I came out of that thinking is, you're in control of your brain, dude. This is the same brain that three hours ago told you, you were a piece of shit.

This is the worst. Which is for three hours, this same brain told you different things. I've suffered from any of that, the depression ship when you were in Nashville or Henderson. The Diff the pop back, that dark passenger. That's so awesome. Because every time I do, I think to myself,

yo, I'm in control, this isn't my body. I'm in control of the thoughts that it's, so if I start to go down, you know, I don't even fuck around. By, I never say out loud, you're such a piece of shit. I will never say that out loud about myself. I don't think I've ever been. Again. But you know what I mean?

Just like a whatever down on yourself, because your brain listens. And so for me, like, I've just changed that narrative. I won't allow myself. I know now that my brain isn't charged of deciding how I feel. And mushrooms really helped me with that. I was like, I can just decide,

I'm gonna think a different way right now. That's cool. You know what I mean? Well, there was that guru, I can just decide, I'm gonna think a different way right now. That's cool. You know what I mean? Well, there was that guru, that contemplative athlete, that fucking guy who spends all his time in India meditating, and they gave him an incredibly amount of acid. There's some video somewhere where he took all the hits, and there was like, you're gonna fucking,

and he was like, he was like, in the high, in the trip, he was telling everybody what was going on on and he could shift back and forth because he was so good He was observing he was able to observe himself have a trip. I mean fuck there. I tune what he got Everyone in here done mushrooms. Yeah, no Christian. Oh, a separate. I had a Rihanna I like that. So Rihanna is pregnant with a Saprockey's kid and a lot of people feel some type of way about this. Also, they think that's very sad. Yeah, drink on follow-dor on Instagram.

Really? Yeah, what happened? That was like his girl kind of like, you know. Drake loved Rihanna and Rihanna was just not like she wasn't really committing to him the same way he wanted to commit to her Yeah, they dated he tried to kiss her during an award show before she like They're cute couple why are people upset about this? Because Rihanna is Rihanna and everyone in their head things that they have a shot at Rihanna

shot at Rihanna. She's like a sexual. She's like a head. She's like a sexual. God, it got it. She's like a head. She's like a head. She's been on for a long time. And now she's a mom. And so I think people have you a different way. I will tell you, like, I never thought I had a shot.

So I don't care. I do love dudes. This is total dude mentality because you're right. There are guys who thought, I just need to get in front of her. You know what I mean? You know, Tom from in the end of like, I just need a face to face.

Yeah, yeah. You R from in the end of like, I just need a face to face. Yeah, yeah. You re-on to the billionaire? Yeah. I'm not the guy who was she dating him. He was a straight billionaire. Yeah, yeah. She's a billionaire. Oh, who's a billionaire?

And she's a billionaire, so it's like, you think I'm a champion? Zero, change. Zero, bro. She looks at me like a peasant. Yeah, zero, bro. She's dating you for your personality, and you have to click all her bells, bro. You got to do something about it.

Yeah, because you know what's funny is that I'm sure we've all done this. At one point, there's been a girl in your brain who you thought, man, if I could just get in front of her and you probably had that conversation in the mirror. Yes. So you know, can I tell you embarrassing when I was in Seattle?

And I don't know why this was my one. When I was in Seattle, God damn. I used to think when I get in Seattle. And I don't know why this was my one. When I was in Seattle, I used to think, when I get to California, I'm gonna meet Tori Spelling. Don't worry about it. I don't know what. I don't know what. I don't know what. Back in the day.

I don't know what I was like, I'm gonna meet Tori Spelling at a movie theater. And this is, I don't know why it was always in my head. And this is going to be like, I planned out the whole conversation. Okay, so at the Beverly connection, when people used to go to theaters there, and it was with my cousin at the time,

my brothers and my cousin was on a show called Party of Five at the time. So things were... Huge show. Yeah. Party of five, huge show. And I had told them, I think I'm on me, Tori Spelling and Movie Theater. And who the fuck was right?

Tori Spelling. Tori Spelling showed up. And they were like, dude, you've been planning this conversation in your head for years. Go get it. This is like, so I was like, here we go, Operation Toyspelling in the back. So I start to walk over and you know, when you walk over to like a group of girls and one of them sees you walking over and whispers something to the group and they all start to laugh,

but you know you're only halfway there. Yeah. And you still got a fucking day. You still got to commit that walk. You still got to make those 20 extra steps and you look behind your boys are like, yeah. I walked up and I had a plan, man. What I was going to say and what came out was, I've seen you on TV. My my guy. Well, she like, what? Yeah, she, she was like yeah a lot of people have Okay, see you later Bomb the hall

Yeah, yeah bomb real hard and by the way, you're right. I should aim a little. I know I'm like Tori spell I don't know why I think like you could have got there if you didn't fuck that up Yeah, I just think I thought maybe this is my Everything maybe this is my shot. This is a real I can't day I still I should have shot higher. Yeah, I had a weird experience in a head butt contest I'm not responding to that. I like the Frankas play.

What's up, Josh? But I will tell you, I think I could match her forehead for forehead. I'm not going to lie to you. You don't have to put it on you. Oh my God, dude, come on. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at that.

You're here since you're here. It's like freaking morty. I don't know. You look like since. No it isn't. It was like Rick and Morty. I don't know. You look like Rick. Yeah dude, but this forehead, I remember the reason I started wearing hats as I was like 12 and I was washing dishes and I walked to the, I was,

I was my dad walked to the kitchen. These are the kind of things, by the way, when you, when you have kids, they don't remember the giant conversations. They remember the off hand. Oh shit one ones, yeah. I'll never forget, walking to my dad walking the kitchen,

just looking me going, woof. You have a big forehead. I put on a hat the next day. I've been wearing whatever sense. Yeah, man, I mean, that's all I think. That's all thanks, man. You should have a big forehead. No, dude, Jacob is,

God, you guys could play the live action, Rick and Morty, dude. 100%. That's not a 10% idea, so we action Rick and Morty did a hundred percent That's not your podcast. Yeah, I'm working. Morty. Yeah Yeah, that's what else you got I love Rick and Morty you get some tennis elbow man. Oh, yeah, this is interesting Oh for your next news suspens whoopie go over all health stuff Yeah, this is interesting because Michael Rapwork has been like a song. Don't say that the Holocaust wasn't about race.

It's completely. Yeah, so they were talking about, I guess, a school had a controversy about teaching a book that revolves around the Holocaust and while they were having this discussion, what the Goldberg proceeded to say, something along the lines of, well, if we're gonna talk about the Holocaust, let's talk about the truth of it all.

I had nothing to do with the race. Since they're both two groups of white people. So, she doesn't have, that's what she said. She's saying that, she's saying that Jewish is different than Jewish. Well, first of all, the Jews were in the Jewish way. The Jews, by the Germans, were, if she had done any homework at all,

which she hasn't, the Jews by the Germans were literally put in their own category as a race, as a subhuman race, as what's called golem, all these different things they called them. She gets suspended and then she goes, if they're gonna suspect me for this, I'm gonna quit. Okay, you're lucky you didn't get canceled. Can I, can I, and as a Jewish people? Do you don't wanna cam. Yeah, yeah. Can I and ask you don't want to offend anybody

and interduse it to Jewish people. As a yes to as a Jew, they run it. Can I tell you to me we're picking your picking hairs. It's just like saying, Oh, this isn't picking hairs, is it? To me it is man because look, whatever it was about, I don't think she was saying,

Hey, nothing bad happened. I don't think she was saying, Oh, I bad happened. I don't think she was saying. But do you know what I mean? You're saying her wording was just like. Can I just finish it? It's just like, how'd you assure you, Josh? Both my parents were Jewish. I was barman.

I am circumscent. But I do fuck people who aren't Jewish. So, I'm hating my wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, I just want to make sure that's where I, I mean, I need to know how to say it. I remember when my mom was like, but my mom was like, are you marrying a Jew?

I'm like, have you seen Josh what's going on? Josh, what's going on right now with the new, with the new woke movement? Is there conflating, they're conflating white people with Jews? And I just want to say this, anyone who picks up a history book, anyone who looks at the history literally, literally in the past 20 years, I mean, just 20 years ago, but forget that, just look at history. Anyone who completes the two, the is simply

ignorant because Jews were always outside, always outside. And most of the people that killed the Jews, rounded up and also marginalized them were white people I think the Russians like the Germans and People have fun as all white also but but the Jews that came over here in off-seated faced horrible odds They did pretty well. I will say look man They created something called Hollywood Hollywood. Yeah, you ever you stay in the steel or an x-ray sure Yeah, we can just keep going about R2 going the archer. Sure But Spielberg never directs sure no, they literally changed the

Let me ask you a question. Okay, let me A hundred percent But you're a Nazi you're a Nazi Josh, but but me, it's, when you get hung up on the words, when you get hung up on the words, it's just like saying, it's like saying, it's like saying, black people can't be racist, right? When you get, right? But when you're getting hung up on the words, to me, we're just talking about hate.

So whether you want to call it racism or prejudice, I don't give a fuck. Whatever she wants to, that's, I think you're wrong. Yeah, but I think you're focusing on what, what ends up happening is to me, we end up focusing on the wrong stuff. You're, you're focusing, I don't give a fuck. Really? What you almost always want to do is stop. I tried to agree with you almost always, but whoopi goberg is, is echoing a sentiment that I see and I totally disagree with which is once again so conflated to do is last made. Yeah, it's it's historically offensive to take a Jewish guy and say you're a straight white male and you're privileged

without looking I agree and and now she's racing the bad glass But if you're gonna suspend me I quit but this is quick But also but also you want to about misinformation? Yeah. So what Rogan does, but she's on NBC or where the fuck bullshit that the view is on. That bullshit show the view. She can spew that out and that's okay.

It's not a two week suspension. But they're kind of on the one of just gonna make Rogan an enemy. But I would say as me, I don't consider Jews to be a race. Look, and man, and also I would tell you there's difference between being religious, Jewish, and cultural leaders. I would say, and I would say Jews are the only religion

that kind of break, get broken down in that way. Like when you think of Christianity or Christians, that group isn't identified in the same way as Jews. No, but I'm saying Josh, there's an important distinction. So when you talk about a minority, like so, chin, do me a favor, watch this. Google what percentage of the world population is Jewish? Watch how small this is.

So it's time to do it. It's beyond what you can imagine. They're about there up until recently But there were probably 24 million and they have but that's why that's why To me together they have each other's back and they're very busy But that's why to be me was always imposed on a Jew right? So in other words you didn't have a choice You knew that if somebody that's why somebody Jews and they came ready ready ready be on me do point one nine percent The world population point one point one nine so that when world population. Point not one percent point one point one nine.

So that when you have and when the history of your entire history has been essentially one of the and you know there's I'm not telling you. Yeah, I'm just trying to make a distinct. I'm trying I'm talking to will be gober right now. They were always considered because they didn't have a choice. So your last name had to be changed. Most of the Jews it came to us. Yes, they changed the name of things like Miller,

Wolf, Eagle, Fox, all that. That's ours as Wolf, yeah. Oh, those are dope. You know why? Because they could, it was German. Well, here's another thing. So my, the story that goes down through our family is that when they got to Ellis Island,

it was a name that was too long that they didn't want to pronounce. And they didn't want to write down. And they said, nah, wolf eagle fox. And my ancestor picked wolf. Thank God. That's a pretty cool name. I'm not sure I'd want to be Josh Eagle.

Yeah. No, that's not true. Yeah. But there was the American name ever though. Josh Eagle's pretty lit. Eagle is a radio for the sick. What was it? Eagle box.

Josh Fox. Josh Fox? I don't know. I don't know most of them. I don't mind Josh Fox. Little bit. The gangster movies up until the Godfather. It was France's Fort Coppola who said most the gang people who played gangsters in the gangster movies who were playing Italian. They were all Jewish. They were all Jewish actors. And Coppola said, I want Italians.

I want to smell that pasta. The other interesting about Jews too is like the Jewish mafia, so you can have Jewish mafia. But the Jewish mafia, what made them different too, is the talents always bred their, their youngest to come up in the mafia. The Jewish mafia went, no, no, no. We're taking this risk.

You're gonna get educated be lawyers, doctors. We're making all this money. We're gonna invest in your future. You're gonna do it the right way. So we don't have to. So you're not gonna go through way So we don't have to so you're not gonna go through it You just try to throw out another bad name That does that that goes nope you're not gonna be dumbasses, but it also Explain what you silly dude, what you're saying about the population.

When people ask, like, why does Israel respond in such, yo Israel, if you throw a rocket Israel, they're gonna throw 12 missiles per rock. But that's because, look, this is the response from people who aren't that far off from not being on earth anymore. Right, so your response to feeling like everybody wants to kill me is, hey, let me respond to your rock with 57.

By the way, by the way, when you say, as a Jew, when you say everybody wants to kill you, you're not that off, not that off, Mark, I promise. There is already in the conspiracy world and everything else. When you hear globalist, when they talk about George source, what they're There is already in the conspiracy world and everything else, when you hear globalist, when they talk about George Soros, what they're saying is Jews, Kabbalah Jews. Can I tell you, you're talking about Illuminati,

you really dig, it's a group of Jews. It's always the Jews, this and the Jews, that. They also, like, people feel very comfortable telling Jewish jokes. Can I, I was in South, I was in Myrtle Beach. I've never heard one. Right to my face, I was in Myrtle Beach, and this dude heard one. Right to my face. I was in Myrtle Beach and this dude, meet and greet. He's coming up, take a picture with me.

We have our arm around each other and he goes, you know, I don't usually think you people are funny. I was like, I go, you people. I go, what do you mean you people? And he looks at his friends, right? To smile, like, he's gonna get me and he goes, you know, kites with a tea, kites. I was like, kites, now first of all, the word is kite.

Yeah. It's not kite. Like in Jews, there's like kites. Where's that come from, though? It's a very Newer Eastern. No, I think it's a German. It's German for sure, by the way. It's German for sure, by the way.

I'm not too much of a, I think it's not a German. Yeah, and it, by the way, it's a Northeastern term. I don't hear it out here. Where is that? Where is it? But the fact that he called me a kite, I didn't correct him. I was like, dude, this is hilarious.

Like you can call me a kite. Yeah, yeah. All you want. Yeah, early, unknown origin, but there's just a picture of a couple of dudes like, yeah. That's right. Here's the Yiddish word for circle,

because they would hang on circles, they'd draw circles. Yeah. Interesting. We're nobody in that's where it comes from. Yeah. No, we don't. Yeah, yeah, I just think I think people like Wuppie Goldberg as is ignorant as the people they criticize and that's the problem. And someone like Wuppie hasn't done our homework. I'll say, great. Listen to Wuppie, who's like, that's their lord and savior. You're a fucking moron. But there's a growing trend in colleges and very well colleges. It's very acceptable now. It's definitely acceptable to criticize Israel. That's that's one thing and

that's fine. There is criticism to be had. Of course. But but it's it's now very very it's acceptable to pass around not only pamphlets about is there a white problem but is the problem actually a Jewish problem. Exactly. That's why I call it life. Why is that though? It's becoming acceptable and academic sense. That won't last. I don't know what that is. But the quote unquote Jews, the quote unquote Jews. Is this the ground? Well, there's such a ground swell in it right now.

It starts, there's a huge ground swell because the idea is the Jews quote unquote control everything. Everything, yeah. So if you look at the people that own all the money, they earn it. Well, they're smart. There's a lot of this that goes on. It works as a problem. This is being discussed among the very people that own all the money. Well, they earn it, they're smart. There's a lot of this that goes on that says,

that says, is the problem, this is being discussed among the very woke and being acceptable. Is there maybe the white problem starts with a Jewish problem? Yes, that's why. That's it. This is a lot of people. And this is what's being, this is what's being,

that's what's accepted dialogue in a lot of our circles of higher education. I agree, I hear more anti-Jewish, anti-Israel stuff now than I ever had. More of a jealous thing though, because you guys are crushing it, you know? I mean, look man, it's the same way people don't really hate on Asians, because they're crushing it, you know?

People don't hate on Asians. Not really. Not really. I don't think so. Well, because you're not Asian, but there's. Well, no, I'm saying, but in in general like most the outspoken cultures towards blacks. It's not towards You're saying Asians don't don't aren't as vocal as no, cuz you got you know, you're doing well No, Asians themselves are not as vocal about about about the never happened. Yeah, I agree never happened

Just to finish the before we move on, the whole context, because one of Wippy Goldberg's co-hosts, actually, were really baffled by what she said during the recording that she was getting, like, what do you mean by that? And she goes on to clarify, they, what happened to the Jewish people was horrendous and terrible,

but she's saying that it wasn't based off of race, it's based off of like man being inhumane to man. Oh, I see. And it's, yeah. I don't know, I didn't see what she said. So I'm speaking out of turn. Oh, she's trying to bring it down in a very technical way. She's trying to make it.

She's not, she's not really like it. Hold on, here's her, here's her, on Teycha, I said the Holocaust is not about race, but a moment in immunity. Oh, okay. I should have said it's about both. The Holocaust was about Nazi systematic, and they were the original, they were the racists.

Yeah, they didn't mean fear race. They were the definition of racists. Right, they used fear your race. You want to have a pure race which was the area and race. That's why it was about race. It's very, very important. That's what I mean by what be being historically. Can I ask you a question, Brian?

No, my promise. When you're defining race. That involves defining race. Me too, I'm good too. You're saying what they can and like he's back now. I'm like, by the way, I'm good. I don't like what would be go. I see that.

I'm like, I'm good. You're dumb. You make mistakes. I'm good. The Nick can't even say, the Nick can't even think, is exactly how all of this should be handled. Yeah. Julian Edelman, a Jew reached out to him and was like, let me educate you on why you're

this, but learning. But learning. People do not deserve to be canceled. No. They deserve the chance to be. You know, you learn. You have to act hard. Yeah.

When you cancel, you're making a even more. All right. 100% when she was away. Yeah. Oh, just like that. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, dude. even more. All right. 100% when she is always with a wall just like that. Better run. Better run. Yeah, dude.

Did you see even the rock with, he responded to Rogan's apology? I just thought I was gonna say that. I love this brother. It's great. Can't wait to sit down with you. Glad you said this. He's like, can't wait to share something with you.

Come on, vlog. Rogan issue the apology about Spotify having misinformation. Oh yeah. So the rock who probably is gonna run for president goes great stuff here brother. Perfectly articulated. Look forward to coming on one day and breaking out the tequila with you. Might tequila. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's working. Always working.

I will tell you man and the one thing about especially what's happening with Rogan is we are a lazy society that reads headlines. Oh my God, absolutely. And then just make some comments. You said it right there. On my hands. Well, they don't have Trump anymore. So now that Rogan's doing this, like, that, now we need an enemy, that's our guy.

That's true, but you're also like, look man, and it doesn't, the name of the show isn't the Joe Rogan News Network. No. This is, if you're, it's the, he's interviewing people that are provocative. He's interviewing people. That are interesting. That are interesting to tell too.

That are different perspectives of the man. Yeah, man. If you want the other one, go turn on CNN or whatever. You can be blind. Exactly. Right. So it's so, do you guys think we can want people,

but you look, man, you know, for a part of the society, they want to be the person who would be like, I found that gotcha. I'm because of me, that's why we're canceling this person. That's the media. It's like a badge of fucking honor. It's taken, it's. Yeah.

Do you think there's just a problem would dial like people are scared of dialogue? Well, they're scared of ideas. They're scared of what doesn't comfort. Well, there's just something like, they don't want comfort, they want confirmation of their idea with the narrative that they're getting from mainstream media.

So anything especially because Rogan show is bigger than CNN or Fox, they hate that he's bigger and he's not part of that, that, that, the wild sheen, that you're never to start with a skin of power, as your narrative starts losing power. You're telling. And people start seeing that your narrative is full of lies, or it's not sustainable, and it starts to go away in favor of a stronger narrative

and the truth. But if a person's so strong in their narrative, why don't they just fucking have the conversation? Okay, so here's an example. So there's a lot of money in the COVID narrative as it stands in the mainstream COVID narrative now Okay, whether it's true or not is a different subject. Yeah, just hold on. What do you mean? What if it's true? Right money? Well, we know that's true. I'm not saying it's the only agenda and that's insane lives I'm all about that. We know it's the most money they've ever made off extensions

It's 37,000 Another one five year olds. Five year olds? They want five, five, five, five, five. Moderna's asking the FDA to pass Pfizer to pass FDA, the FDA, the asking FDA to pass. Can I have you on another? Hold on. These it doesn't affect them at all. They don't affect them at all.

Now why would they do that? Oh, because they're interested in... Now let me ask you this, now let me ask you this, let me put my safety, the kids safety, the kids are safe. My kids, my kids are still in masks, two years. I just we're my kids are still a mask two years Yeah, but you know what happened still a mask, but that but now the LA district attorneys are coming out saying we I get rid of mask because the CDC finally said cloth masks, but but also but also you know have a

Various friend who works for the COVID and disease center in California Cases are pummeled. They're going to almost nonexistent. That's still a mask. So we're still a mask. But now when you look at Newson, was he in a mask? No. Absolutely not. A lot of money, you know, people make a lot of money in what is considered an accepted

mainstream narrative. Now, as we turn it, what parent is going to let their kid get fucking vaccinated with go over? I'll make a mandatory bubble. Just like, so there are a lot of vaccines in a lot of vaccines and you think you have you think you have rights now and can't and stuff wait till you start fucking with five year old yeah yeah yeah I homeschool my kid I know I'm home school I think a lot of that's gonna happen yeah yeah yeah now because there are a lot of people that will put up with it

which is heart and and and and you'd have to explain to me why a five year old you'd have to explain it to me because we know that it's good. Well, hold on, hold on, but do they have to have flu shots? No. No. And flu kill more children. I'm pro-vaccine.

So I'm pro-vaccine. I, the, the, the theory of mums, tenderness, 100%. I'm with you. That should kill us. I'm with you. Yep, give it to, I'm all about it. I'm, I'm, you know what I am?

I'm pro-health. I'm pro-health. Me too. So, so those vaccines, if that's an issue,. Let's do it if you can prove to me that is an issue with COVID for kids My kids will be like this. They're babies with COVID in the they'll hit you with that No, no, but two or three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the exception my kids not getting vaccine. I need actual Prudence and issues. Well, that's what I'm saying. Why don't these people that are with that? Fies your cares about babies. That's why?

Because they care about five and under. Because now that COVID's dying, almost completely gone, especially in California, in other parts of the world, and mandates have been released. So now we know the general population is vaccine. We know certain people just aren't getting vaccinated. They can't do anything about that. So the next wave to make money is in children five and under. Did you see what they were, John's Hopkins?

All we move they can make. Did you see the Johns Hopkins study that came out yesterday? You see Johns Hopkins. Now, now, that is just a little bit credible. Yeah, good at looking at the Johns Hopkins. Good at looking. Yeah, definitely good at coming. It is one of the Johns Hopkins,

when they come out with a study, it's the smallest minds on the job. It's as close to dogma, and it's close to gospel in the medical industry. They came out about lockdowns and take a look at how effective they said lockdowns were. They they depression and oh no, I'm just saying no lockdowns lockdowns and max just just just a no it costs more spread. Yeah, because you can find with each other. And also what is it? Also, what it what it do to lower income families that are forced

They're on top of the table. I don't care about that Wait, but you're not dealing with people that know what that's like. What are you talking about you got government bureaucrats? We're trying to keep us safe get yet new sums at a fucking football game with 15,000 people without a man and you're on Magic Johnson without a man. But he's still like, keep us safe. And you're around magic, Johnson without a man. You're getting fucking AIDS. That's the government, keep you safe. Can I also add, can I add one little thing, and this might be a different perspective,

and not as popular. But like, the one thing that we're missing is that, like I said, we're a society that wants our information now. Yo, that's not how science works. So I also think that we've also, in that gotcha, there's a large part of the population that's psyched. I fucking told you that what they said about mass coming out wasn't right.

No, no. Look, science is not about proving things right. It's about proving things wrong. I'm not trying to. It's what takes me. I know what I'm saying, like, with Fauci and all that shit and Biden and Newsom, they didn't know. I'm fine with that.

Okay. If you don't know, I'm fine with that. Why are we still doing right? I agree with that. I agree with that. I agree with that. And now we gave you an answer. You've taken a mile.

I agree with that. And we're two years into this thing. Now we know. Now we know. Because they want to do this. How is it affected? Because I don't have kid kids. How is it affected?

They don't know any different. It's heartbreaking. So my whole whole new year is now talking to other kids in a mask. You know what that does? He's 10. You know what that does to your communication skills? You can't read faces.

We don't know what it does, but it ain't. Well, no one in five years, 10 years. Yeah. I guarantee you that I'll have an email from Tiger's teachers and they send me pictures. I tell them time, don't send me those fucking pictures. When you guys get rid Tiger's teachers and they send me pictures. I tell them time don't send those fucking pictures When you guys get rid of the mass send me the pictures The kids could be anybody. They show them. They make a trick full on yeah, they're masking

I go don't send these fucking pictures. Yeah, I don't need pictures with kids of mass private school public school private and still Mass is that how that is it is it all private schools? I'm gonna send something. Is it all private schools? Mandate? LA District, LA County. But the mass mandate's about to go right before the super law, and they convenient. Yeah.

It's the convenient, is it convenient? Is it convenient? Whoa! Is it convenient that Newsom got caught and I went to mass and now we're talking about getting rid of mass in the convenient? Isn't that weird? Now, I gotta tell you, I got the COVID.

I've had all, hold on. Excuse me, sir, I was the original comic they got it. Me and Brian were, you so much shit for it. Dude, I know, I remember. In San Antonio, name a variant. Your boy has had it. I've had all three. I'm one of the only people on planet that's all three.

Dude, you're the most protected motherfucker out there. You've got all the anybody. I'll lick your face right now. Yep. No. I'll do me and greets. No. All right. Yeah.

I'll make out with guys. What are you got, Chin? Wait, what? Yeah, right. Yeah, no. What you got, Chin? I love this video. So on a lighter now, Logan Paul is currently in South Africa on vacation.

And I guess while this happened, he was surrounded by a bunch of monkeys while he was hanging out with his friends and a monkey decides to rob him. This is great. On the camera. Yeah, it's his camera. Shit, I'm a shit. What I do! He's got the camera. He's just jack-ass shit.

Oh, shit. Are those bad boobs? Yeah. Oh, no. Help me a little bit. Yeah. Can that monkey take him? Fuck yes. Oh, help me a little bit. Yeah, you know, that monkey take him fuck it. That monkey that would just the beautiful come up. But what I do is I pick up a stick and I run at that fucking monkey and he drops my bag.

What did that monkey that just charge at him? He could rip his face off of you. Well, the baboon. Can you bring that? That's him. They all show me. So they look friendly. Yeah. And they're not with the old gums, man. Just about to be. Just because I don't know. I know you're a master in the animal kingdom and you understand.

They have six inch toe. No, no. Oh my God. So you look friendly because he's hiding those. King, but you want to play ball with him and you're gonna be a fucking annihilate. Yeah, he'll bite you hard. Do you know I did a,

the top left of the two. Now, males, men, grown men like like Logan if he comes running at that monkey. He's gonna run away Really? Oh really if you come at him and start fucking swinging that thing's gonna run But when they show their teeth. That's like yeah, but if you would like baboon bad there They're all dominance hierarchy so for the most part if you got the balls and you come at him There's a good chance So for the most part if you got the balls and you come at him there's a good chance 50 million I go take the camera yeah, oh

Did you blow out your fucking All right, okay, that's good might be a good way to end. Do we have any more? Do we have any more? No, I mean, give me a few more. I mean, it's like shit in here. A lot of you don't use me to promise more of you. Yeah, there you go. I grew up with three other brothers. This is how we talk. Yeah, I know, I've done that before.

A lot of us, Joe Rogan, heavy. It's about what? But just a lot of stuff, he's in the news a lot right now. So, try to know what's talking about that. This one, what else you got? No, I'll care what these are. He made this video, right? Which was a weird video. He was talking about color. This one, what else you got? No, so he made this video, right? Which was a weird video.

He was talking about color. Because Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson were talking about the snippet of that entire podcast. Yeah, they're just saying like, it's weird in how weird black is, yeah. Black people, yeah. The woke Trevor Noah in his beller mansion of $50 million gives this is why, yep, what else?

Yeah, okay. And then so, it's fascinating to me about people about people. People are like, it crazy. And and look man, you know, I don't really know Joe so this is from an outsider's perspective it breaks my heart how they attack go He is a dude who it what the thing that I have always the thing that I admire the most about him is His constant thirst for knowledge. Yes, he says, he says, wow, more than anything else. His constant curiosity. For me, that is what is the best thing of looking to be

that curious still and to have that thirst for knowledge. Yeah. And so to me, I'm trying to pitch it all this time. The mainstream, but that's right. When they pigeonhole, they're so far off. It's crazy.

The time of the guy that doesn't have funding from Pfizer. It just makes his major network. It does. All he has is an open agenda. And he has no agenda. Yeah, that's it. You could literally come on there and talk about octopus for three hours and he's into it.

But here's what I've narrowed it down to, like, because it is annoying here, all these people say these things about Rogan, but like it's like, when I think about it, they don't fucking know him. That's it. We do. We know him. So like, if frustrates us,

because it's like, we fucking know him. But like these people. He's one of the best people I've ever known. They don't. And you know what I'm talking about, when he's giving you a kid and gets back. Get the fuck out of here. Bro, but that's the thing, man.

They're taking headlines. They're, you know, they're, you know, they're, I got all you in one of my family members, I won't say who and I just go, have you ever listened to podcast? There's nobody that's doing more for us. Agreed. Because he, you know, why?

Because he doesn't have an agenda. Agreed. It is so, so, whoever you are, whether you listen to Fox Tucker, you listen to CNN with it, they all have agendas. They pass them the agenda. Rogan has no agenda.

He's the truth. The agenda's the truth. The agenda's trying to get... I wouldn't say it's the truth. His agenda's just getting another half-safe. It's not even the truth. And letting you decide what you want to pick up on. Agenda is information and knowledge.

And he's going to give you information. And it's how you want to digest that. But he's going to give you a bunch of different... And here's what. Just triggering for it. Fucking Trevor knows bitch ass. Well, he's not. He's bunch of different. And here's what, just for instance. For instance, for a freaking Trevor Noah's bitch ass. Well, he's not, no, I know. He's a reason I brought this up though.

For sure, for a guy who's gonna go ahead with a good one. For Tucker Carlson, here's what all of them, just like, he, right, Rogan's supposed to be this meathead and all this, he's smarter than all of them. And it's, my freaking, he's not. No, so this particular skit happened earlier, right? He was saying the whole color thing.

And then, so this, in this skit, he was just like, what, but thing and then so this in the skit he was just like what but he's not black He's like a different you know a ladder shade and then he runs away off camera and then you hear like a police siren Saying like oh, it doesn't matter cuz you're you know black. You're so black whatever so then after that He's talking about the Spotify thing and he takes Joe Rogan side After Joe Rogan did his video. He agrees that you know bringing people on from different things That's and Joe roog it's not Joe Rogan's ideas. It he agrees that you know bringing people on from different things that's and jorug it's not jorogan's ideas it's him share you know bring people on he is a

it's only people are science and now i wish uh... you would have learned that's all i'll try to tell you he has a good idea to tell you we got a joran really you got a high

usually traverse your son on joh he really has joh has the only program really that allows all the perspectives That allows and if I'm seeing that on Fox. I'm going we got to get a more open mind fellas. Yeah Like let's take a page from Joe Rowling's we let's get other minds on there even though they don't agree with us They can debate with you know whoever we want

Yeah, yeah Yeah They can debate with you know whoever we want. They used to get back on day. Yeah, they used to do that. You swam out. They get a salary and they don't pay up for it. That's right. Yeah, I agree. It makes me cringe for this day. Is Eddie Bravo for the longest has been telling us how fucking CNN and Fox News has agendas

and they have all this stuff. And then I was arguing with him on fight-capane, the original fight-capane with Joe Rogan. And it was you were there and Eddie's there and Joe's there. And Eddie goes, where do you get your fucking news? I go, CNN? And he goes, literally you salt, you could have seen his head go,

he goes, what? CNN? And I think I'm like, oh my God. But, but, but, flat earth. So it's hard for me to, I get it. He might not be the one that will be said. That's a little win out of shit.

God bless him. But for the most part, he's been right on 99, wait, nine except flattered. But the rest of it? Flattered's like, I'm out with you. I'm out of show with the problem. This is all the flatter than we, I'm out of show. Yeah, it's hard to get him.

He's the only guy, he's such a good person. And when he talks about, you know, Harvey Weinstein and Jerry Epstein, he was so fucking right. We talked about Fox and CNN. He's so right. I still talk to Eddie probably once a week, man. I love Eddie, love Eddie. Fucking hilarious.

He just doesn't want to come on anymore. I'm not a broken fight. I try to get him on the regular fight campaign. The Calabas fight. He's a little afraid, right? He doesn't want to do it. How come? He just doesn't want to come on anymore. I broke my phone. I tried to get him on the regular fight campaign. The CalBats fight. He's a little afraid, right? He doesn't want to do it. How come? He's like, I don't know.

He's like, I don't want to be in the spot. He's like, the show's too big. I don't want to be on the public spot anymore. Huh. What else you got, Jen? Give us more. All right, this is a little frustrating, but so you know, people are...

This is not a rogue in the hammer break. It is, but I want you to see what this person wrote. That's why. So another person jumped off of, or asking her for a music to be off Spotify and podcast before he tells us are they relevant I mean to her fans I don't know you know who in the areas right yeah I know in the air okay just read what she wrote here and this is very frustrating for me when I read this I have decided to pull my music and podcast from Spotify and Nelia.

I opened a door that I must walk through. I believe in freedom of speech however I find Joe Rogan problematic for reasons other than his co-with views. For me it's also his language around race. So that's the continue. What I am talking about is respect who gets and who does it. Paying musicians a fraction of the penny and him 100 million. That is like get out of here. This shows the type of company they are in the company that they keep that they be money it's about money. Hey hold on. Hey hold on. You realize Joe Rogan has an African American daughter right? Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. You realize that fucking Neil Young you went to Amazon. Oh, so you partake in

what Jeff Bezos stands for? But not yet. You don't think that guy's taking advantage of employees? He joins by their stock, man. They're stocking about $2 billion. So he's just money. It's just the market place in the RE. But it's the market place.

By the way, you know what their stock does when the RE jumps out? Nothing. It's the way he goes. He hasn't made a hit of 15 years. Can I tell you what he does? Can I tell you what he does? It makes four. I have more followers than her. That's not good. It makes people. The only thing it does is it makes people Google.

Who is Indian? That's all it makes people Google. I have more followers than her. I'm not sure. That just made Joe Rogan a lot more popular. Not really. No one else who she is. Yeah. She fell. We just love music. She ain't shit. I love the fact that Joni Mitchell and Neil Young think they're leading a revolution. My favorite is, but they're jumping to Amazon.

Neil goes, I'm taking my, my, my, what a sacrifice. I'm like, what a sacrifice. Hold on, hold on. So you know what Jeff Bezos stands for, right? You think he pays the employees all the year? She's out there. Yeah.

You know what they're saying is, if you hit the wall, if you hit the wall, like when you hit the wall, you're fired. Climb the year. Yeah, you know what they're saying is if you hit the wall If you hit the wall like when you hit the wall climb the wall. Yeah, that's what that's what all your fire Have you read about Amazon? It's not it's not I don't even get bathroom breaks No, they have to pay the container. No, no, no, they shit me contain you. I sure I sure to God You mean I try to move on Everest? Yeah, because if they don't get a product from point a to point In the meantime,, they lose their job so they're being and sharing Amazon.

Are you talking about the truck drivers? I'm talking about the employees in the actual warehouse. I'm talking about the employees that work for Amazon. Look at the managers. You want that money? Look at what their schedules are. They stay work on our wheat. Oh, that guy's better than Joe Rogan.

Yamora. When you hit the wall, climb the wall, that's the camera. Tam. Yamora. But you hit the wall, climb the wall, that's the general. You're more on. You're more on. Also, there's a story recently about a Amazon warehouse actually collapsing. A bunch of people.

They forced into stay. They forced to make a wall. Yeah, they died. They all died. They all died. And you think that's a better platform than what? You're not fight with Rogan. He's making a courageous choice.

Mm-hmm. You haven't been relevant in 40 years. You know what I think it is? I don't think it's about broken. I think they're using that excuse to get out. Because they don't want to say that they're not making enough money with Spotify. Oh, agree.

And in India, Ari just proved it right there by saying that. It's not a second-wise, it's like, what's it say? Because almost, oh, you pay him $100 million. Yeah, these are not paying me. They're not moral exhibits. I get it. That's an Indie every, though. That's a victim mentality. Moral exhibitionism, Mor paying me. You're not in the moral exhibition. That's a big mentality.

That moral exhibitionism, which also is in the re. Virtue signaling. Don't fucking the re. Also, don't give me start on that coach with the Miami Dolphin, too soon to end up. I have that too, but. You know what, what. Hey, that's it. He's cool man be cool I know

That's not an happiness I have a quick video That dog is gonna bite don't put him in the eyes don't put him in the eyes Don't don't stare in the eyes All right, so we're in dog though. We were tagged a bunch in this about it's about the short Kings big dick. You guys get about the short Kings check out I love this What do you think about this? Like a tall queen I think I think Tim I think that Tim Holland Spider-Man trying to change the gender, but... Here's the thing.

Big boys will always be on top. I don't think Tom Holland's trying to change an agenda. He just so happens to be dating Zendaya. Who's the baddest on the... Who is like the baddest standing up fight with him? No, I'm a real baddest fight with him. I'll tell you what, she's just skinny for me. She's 5-11.

She's, yeah. She's tall. She's skinny though. Her parents actually wanted her to be a basketball player when she was younger and then she got into action. She's tall. She's taller, Tom Holland. Yeah, he's 5-6 and a half. He's 5-11. He's 5-11. He's 5-11. I mean 11, then I'm sorry. Yo, let me ask you something. We ever talked to a dude like 5-9 seems to be. Short guys always seem to go for that height. I'm 5-9. You're like, for a bro. But you know, you can tell they're 9-5-9 when they go. I'm five nine, you're like, to our bro. Yeah. But, but you know how you can tell they're not five nine

when they go, I'm five nine exactly. Which means that you're five cents. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure. Yeah, you're for the honest guys. This short key's pretty honest. He's honest about it. I'll follow your question.

Five, five. Yeah, that's your one. What's the tallest girl you've ever dated? Five, one. Five, eleven? That's pretty damn far. And did you wear heels when you've ever dated? Uh, five-reven. Five-reven? Mm-hmm. That's pretty damn fine. And did she wear heels when you went out ever? Um, nah, but like, what made me want to end it was,

she had to bend over to kiss me one time and I was like, how long did it last? Month? Yeah. It was a masculating. So... Was she bigger than you at all? Excuse me, though. She was like, could you be a little bit scared? Hey, right? That is so fair, Bob. Hey! You're not doing it long, can you go yeah? Yeah, yeah

And it was this as she bends over to kiss and he they break up She walks around the corner and running goes yeah You need me to get that cup from the top shelf for you. Let me help yeah, that was life He's for salt was it. Oh, I bet she was getting everything on the top shelf I'm mad at me. She put it on the top life was either for him during the tough month Was it going to the shit was doggy style harder because she was at a higher end A little bit kind of Down you do you get a fuck up a little bit unless you can really you know problem there

But when they know dog that wasn't big enough for her to really really sprawl like her dog He's got it because if she's on full Oh, no doggy's out the window yeah, because then you got a really good. Yeah, that's not a fucking up like that. Oh, sorry brother Well, at least it ended though, you know, yeah It was all bucket list 5-11 was on your bucket list. Yeah, like just we're done a big girl. Yeah, you did it talk I'm too little person. We're Atlanta. We leave tomorrow early. She'll be out. Atlanta this Thursday Friday Saturday. The bitches are almost sold out. Atlanta, Georgia, punchline, can we get

you fucking thick tickets? Hollywood improv, shop and friends, Los Angeles, February ninth, Hollywood improv, one show only. That is a Wednesday, February ninth, Hollywood improv, shop and friends. then Sacramento is February 24th through the 26th. I feel like I'm forgetting, oh, the next stuff, mother will be April 9th. Again, we had 400 people on last time. This one's even bigger.

This isn't actually right outside of LA, so it's kind of near LA, so they can say LA. You can do a 5K, 10K, or 15K, sign up with the thick, sign up again. That's gonna be up very soon But that's going down. That's April 9th. There'll be a fight campaign that night. So hopefully I don't die Guys, I'm at the I don't even did is it called the near Danny? Danny. Danny. It's right. It's 30 minutes outside Miami. I haven't been there. Yeah, I'm going there

My show has been selling like fucking crazy. So if you guys want to go grab them early. And mostly guys, if you are curious at all, the podcast I'm doing with my son called Hey man, it's so much fun. I would love to have you. You want to change the chance of Josh and Morty. Well, Jacob and Morty. Yep. Yeah, I like that.

I probably should get an answer. Come see me. We already sold 200 tickets last Vegas about a me and Sam Tripley diversion of musements February 19th. We got two shows. We have we're going to be debating three conspiracies. I will be trying to debunk them. And then we will be doing on Jews. Yeah. Oh God. Good full circle. Jews real or fake. No, election. Yeah. I'll be coming out election.

Call for all that. I think I got an election fraud. I'm taking on COVID-19. Disgusting. Oh, I don't know. January 6th, this weekend beat the gun on the subject. Yeah, no, not to the conspiracy theories. I wanted to bunk all those things.

That's gonna be an argument. No, the opportune Wisconsin skyline coming to Club March 3rd to the 5th. Louisville, Kentucky, Louisville, Comedy Club March 17th, 19th. Miami, Florida, Scott, and comedy club March 3rd, the fifth Louisville Kentucky Louisville comedy club, March 17th, 19th Miami Florida, Miami, and Broad, March 24th. Too many days though, you know. February 25th to 26th,

I'll be in Kansas City, Missouri, at the comedy club of Kansas City, March 10th, through the 12th, I'll be in Springfield, Missouri, at the Blue Room comedy club, in April 8th and April 9th, I'll be in Salt Lake City at Wise Guys. I love that, yeah.

I won't be able to do that tough mother. Your piece of shit. Well, that turned quick. You were like, hey brother, yeah. I know, like a kid was on this life road. Yeah, yeah, we can't. Go on the road with me and shit, you have a zone life now, whatever dude.

You would have. Yeah, man. Also, if you haven't seen it, the Francis and Gano, the bass man on the plant, Food Truck just dropped on Thick Boy. Next week, we have such a big week. I'll keep you guys posted, but Francis and Gano, Food Truck is available right now in Thick Boy.

Josh, we love you, man. Thank you, guys. I appreciate your time. Your dog's a real liability. We love you guys. We love you guys. We're out. We're out.