The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 771

Episode Date: February 10, 2022

The guys reminisce about the first time Bryan met Brendan and talk HBO's Euphoria, Will Sasso stories, Nike suing StockX over NFT's, the Tinder Swindler, Snoop Dogg, Nelly accidentally posting an explicit video to his social media, artist who brings animated characters to life and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Season one. I don't know what season they make you want to relapse and do drugs. Oh my god, right? That is in the kids What a good show. I mean, it's very well done, but yeah. I'll agree with it. You know, me, like, I'm not up in arms about anything. Yeah. But when people like, Hey, Hey, man, like you guys are making high school seem like it's all

drug sex, all the shit, which, yeah, I was like, what happened? I mean, I'm like, kind of a blast. Well, like, to that extent, so much will, will, uh, Zendaya, Zendaya is a straight-up addict. Yeah, addict. Straight-up addict. Yeah, and she's a lead.

And then the, yeah, she's a lead. And then her best friend is drug dealer. And it's, one girl's horny all the time. One girl just fox all the time. It's, and then one dad fucks this, this transsexual. It's, what? I didn't get to that. Oh, yeah, you get to, what the fuck is,

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How do you say? Fuck. I don't know, where the attack is in school. What high school is that? Also, can I, that girl's titties. Oh, she's talking about... But she's so hot. But also, why not book high school kids? Like that

guy girl with the big titties and season 20 or something like 24. Can you ask a high school with the world? Happy pre-hospital. The stud football player and what world is that kid in high school? Oh, he's fully developed. I mean, he's like 28. Who's that guy with the beard? You can't have people on the... Young doing a show like that. You gotta make him look a little... That's also based off high school and their high school issues. And you have 27 year olds doing drugs, have a sex. Yeah, would your high school that lit?

No, my college experience is division one football players in that lit. I don't know. Who wrote this. Yeah. What high school like what high school is the leader of the show. This is based off of his life and he was a drug addict. So he's he's kind of writing like a 20 imagine 20 no it's like your version of what you know he's writing the fantasy. Yeah that's a that's straight of fantasy. No high school is almost recent episode., I watch the first one fell sleep to it in Atlanta And I was like this is so I mean this is the last one was so dark and

She's she is the one that's high school look at the girls Well that how to click on that Jacob. Oh, yeah that guy. He's the he's the stud football player. Yeah, how old is he? Oh, he's 30. Well, he's 25 and he's 24 how how he's six five. Yeah, it's 24 most teenagers in like these team movies are in their 20s Yeah, most actors that kid that's the problem High school that's the problem that guy looks old for 24 So they weren't making anything this intense with those age making anything this intense with those age. You know, acts of a bitch. Jesus Christ, that's what he looks like.

Yeah, he's dying piece. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Has horrible anger issues drives crazy. In real life, are you? No, no, no, no, no. Okay, who else to do that beat him up? No. His name is Fez, his name is Angus Cloud.

He's from Hollywood. Is he a high schooler? No, wait, in this? No. He has anger issues in real life. Well, no, on the show obviously, because I don't obviously because I don't I don't never met him in real life You know and everyone just bought fast, you know, you know, I'm saying like I like I don't think Robert I don't know I don't think Joe Pesci's in a flat

I'm like no, I don't follow 24 year old. I don't know that and I'm you out like real life like hey keep up fuck face No, man You're gonna let it go. He can't know like you are you balls deep in this show though? And I'm here all my real life like hey keep up fuck face. No man You're gonna let it go. He can't know like you are you balls deep in this show though I was like it was my favorite show and then it's just Little and then also if you're an older dude What didn't make you attracted to high school kids? Like if you think if you're out of time I give a dude yeah, I give an older dude is watching that if you're 40 Yeah, you see that swinging around you're like hold up. She's in your kids. You're not in Hollywood business like that

She's in high school. Yeah, has a different from guys watching like school girl porn though. It's probably not I'm not saying that's okay. They're yeah, and I'll tell you what's bothering me is you defending all this Show but remember Kat shows influence society. So it could be a really big problem. That's what I'm saying, that's because of the individual? No, it's not, because if they're portraying high school, they experience like this and how cool this is, and the day is beautiful.

I don't think it's all cool though. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but You have to watch this season. You have to pay a price for it, right? At the end. Who does? These people who for all the drugs, and like usually they're a transfer question. The definition of a tragedy in drama, or a drama is that you have these flaws, which is you chase sensation, drug, sex.

It's the conflict. And then what happens is everything's amazing until it's not. And you learn a lesson that you can't keep this train going because it needs to be a lot of it. Hopefully, or just a lot of kids who watch this. Or To watch this season. Oh, Zindade does heroin. I'd like to try that. She's my here Yeah, they say apparently though that these shows I don't know that like They're what say these shows actually like what was it?

The thing you watch 16 and pregnant or whatever they see a lot of those shows actually that help that they actually help Because they show people, it's really interesting, they show people that they know right away, they go, this isn't gonna end well. No, but that show never shows you, like, that's a reality. Sometimes it's just cool.

No, no, no, no. Your foyer is cool. Your foyer makes me as a 38 year old man who money wants to sell drugs. Oh, that's true. And you go back to high school. That's the thing. So you make back to high school. That's nice. So you make it a point because sometimes when you're young,

you want to take on a persona of someone who's tortured, who's an addict, like you want to be like Zendaya. You know? But that has always been the critic, that's always been the critique for artists. Like you're corrupting the youth. You know, you're like, you know what I mean? Like your artist way too seductive to the youth,

it look at what rock and roll. If you go back in the, in the 60s, rock and roll, let's consider it before that. Before kids. Rock and roll, we're bringing in drug culture, we're bringing in hippie culture, you're bringing in free sex.

And you know what, even before they were born, even before they're not right. They were 100% right. I mean, single family, household, climb, everything became, it was all drugs, you know. No, it makes me think back to like, when they blamed Columbine on, male and male and male, it was all drugs, you know. No, it makes me think back to like, when they blamed Columbine on Marilyn Manson, which I'm like, which I think is a bit extreme.

It's like more so like, what were these kids' parents like? It's a lot of things. You know, there's, like I wouldn't narrow it down. I wouldn't narrow it down to Marilyn Manson. He didn't help though. What? He didn't help the cause. I mean, you can't put it on them.

You can't put it on them, but you can't say you didn't defer. Are you calling for sentient ships, sir? No, not at all. No, no. I'm not saying it's weird. Like, you know, you are, you are, you're a dad. And it's very nice. You're a dad, dude.

My only thing is, but just book high school kids. Don't put sweet, I don't think they can, I don't think they can do the Do the thing with what high school kids? I don't know the Hollywood rules. Welcome to fatherhood. You can't with walk on the fatherhood when you're a father. Like I worry about so I'm I have a 13 year old daughter. Let me tell you how impressionable kids are.

And when you see that shit like you have the same thing. You're like all right but don't take this too seriously. You have to couch it, you gotta be like, you know. Yeah, but I would not give you a second. I give you a second. It was tough for me to watch out like, oh, I'll never get into the show. I gotta see you.

Cause I'm like, I didn't think high school was like, like I knew there was some of that stuff was going on, but it wasn't as heavy as like the show, like makes it. No, it makes it seem. It was first of all, they're not 24 or 25 Oh no Also is this is this Netflix

HBO and Drake used to co-produce Yeah, I think you was a executive producer for the first season I don't know about the second season He's probably like this shit too dark But think about the shows like when we were younger that were like portraying high school Yes, we didn't buy the bell. We didn't have anything like that. Say by the bells you took caffeine pills.

Yeah. I know. She had a freak out. Yeah. A caffeine. Yeah. My dad will let me watch. Say by the bell they're doing heroin and fucking.

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So okay, so since you both are parents, when do you explain to your kids and like, hey, this type of thing is wrong? They learn that they now. Yeah. Yeah. Now, like think about it. Think about it. When you have a 13 year old, I'm telling you. Is she vap they now. 31 years old. Yeah. Yeah. Now, like think about it.

Think about it. You know, when you have a 13 year old, I'm telling you. Is she vaping? No, but she knows everything. Because you don't have to only get it. She knows that. You don't have to only get vaping,

but they did the same thing. They kind of were cigarettes. They made it cool. And then what they do, they do these skittle flavors and strawberry and make it super friendly and smells good. Yes. But it's awful.

It's worse than cigarettes. It's pretty terrible, right? And how many people do you see vaping? Chemicals. Oh, it's horrible for you. So now it's a awful. It's worse than cigarettes. Pretty terrible. Right. How many people see vape big chemicals? Oh, it's horrible for you. So now it's a new problem there I'll do and now now what happens is the drug cartel goes hold up How many vapes are selling in America hundreds of millions? Well, it's put fentanyl in them So then you have vapors fentanyl getting in there. Yeah, it's it's just it's business opportunity for them You got to take care of your head, dude

You got to take care of the inside of your brain. You take care of your body. You dress well. You work out for me. You're so right, Brian. You're so freaking right, dude. You're so right. And you know what,

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fighter and get your free quote today. That's TheZeeBrah.com slash fighter. I'm lucky because my daughter, you know, she's, she's a little bit more into books. Yeah. School and she's very self-directed. Tennis and she likes sports. but if you got a kid that's got who's super creative and a bit, you know, a little bit angsty. Yeah, plus a little bit of his friends. So if your daughter came to you and was like, damn, what's this show? Like why are all the kids like,

she's about to be 14. She knows all of this shit. And here's what here, I'm saying, say she didn't. Yeah. And I'm, you know, Sam, your, your son, that age, you know, like not in the high school. I'm like, is it, I heard you think that is good.

Yeah, I heard you for is good. I watch you know what I would say. Like is that really what I would say? I would say, it's not, I'd say, do you think Spider-Man's real? It's the same shit. Is this just an exaggerated, I've been in high school. I, maybe it's changed today, but I don't think

it's a deal. I don't think it's a deal. I don't think it's a deal. I don't think it's a deal. I don't think you can do it. I don't cause none of us know what high school is like. And also, nobody's doing any homework ever. Nobody's passing the class every day. Like they don't show any of them. You see, we'll wait in class all the time. You're busy as fuck with exam sports. Well, that's what I'm trying to get to college. You're busy.

So that's how you would explain to you. You could be like, oh, it's Spider-Man real. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, I'm not a huge fan. Here's what happens with the 13th, 14 year old. My daughter's how you would explain to you. You can be like oh it's Spider-Man real okay, that's fair Yeah, but here's what happens with a 13 14 year old my daughter's about to be 14. Yeah, because they have their phones Anything they have a question about they can Google so transactual. Yeah dad can't lie to me anymore No, they're you they have thinking they can moderate everything whatever they run everything I had to get into a talk with my daughter about because she went online and she was talking about

like we were talking about the porn. And she goes, well, if you watch porn and you criticize it, you're being hypocritical. And if you watch porn, but you criticize it and you're making a living for it, it's a viable means of making living, right? So they'll ask you this question. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. And so what you can do, that is this question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And so what you can do, that is your, yes, yes. This is what happens in these kids now. So dad, if you have a problem with black.com and double penetration, you're fucking out of your mind. You're an asshole, dad.

And that's why I used to be drinking good living. And I jumped out of the car and I did it. And it's her body, it's her choice. You know, I just like, okay. Now, now you'll get that. Now here's what I hear. So I answered. Yeah, so we you've got to be creative with how you answer and you've got to check in with yourself. So what I would say, what I said to her is like, with these retainers in your mouth.

Because none of us take you. So I don't think your daughter would either. Okay, but don't go to the shame. Don't mouth shame. Yeah, sorry. So, so I said to her, I don't see shame you do it. Sorry. So so I said to her Let me explain what I would do. I would say you know what you're dead wrong I said you're grounded and you you better ask a better crafty morning right now I'm gonna fuck you right up on it stupid Stupid and listen to your dad. You sound like Jay. That a thought fuck that right now. Yeah, fuck that way. Bro, there's got a little bit of it. Yeah, there's got a little bit of it.

That's fucking hilarious. So I said to her, I said, look, you have to ask yourself, everything is a struggle. You want to be successful? It's a struggle. You got to ask yourself, what's the outcome? How does this end for you? It might be a way to make money for a while,

but tell me whether you think it's worth the struggle. Tell me if you think there are other ways to make your way to work in the world. I said, you can be a sex worker, but you might wanna take a look at how that works out for most people in that business. Yeah, it doesn't happen. It's just a question.

That will be done then, well. Only fans can help out, because they can take more power. But when you ask them a question, when you ask them something and put it on them, it's so much chew on. It's so much better. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You ask them a question. No. I said to my son, I go, I said, you know, we can just, I said, what do you want to do today? You want to just, do you just want to hang chill and watch TV? Is that what we're going to do? Because I want to know, is that what we're going to do for the rest of our life? Yeah. Or do we want to get better at something?

He's also so excited. That's exactly what he says. Dad. It's a Sunday. I'm chilling. Dad, it's a son of a... I'm chilling. Yeah. It's his only day to chill. And then I go like this.

I go, I need my half hour. I just need my half hour. No, that makes sense that you say that because I think about it with my third anger management teacher. Like he never gave me answers to things. He would ask me questions. So you got to figure it out. So I had to figure it out.

It's only when you learn. That was the only way I could learn. You know what I mean? Like he could say and tell me, you know, you shouldn't be angry because or you shouldn't react this way because this isn't this. But he would, he would just ask like simple like, why, why not? You know, they found really helpful for soldiers of PTSD. So black talk. So not in mushrooms, but they will sometimes ask a question like this. They'll say, what's, you've seen your, your were self. So, so what a lot of the soldiers from what I've read and heard, they suffer from things like this. They go into a war there from Iowa, they're from whatever they've always done the right

thing. They're going to protect a way of life that they believe in. Our freedom. There's an ideology in it, right? Yeah, but what happens is the couple of things happen to a human being in extreme stress. One is you end up doing some pretty awful things. Yep, okay, because you have to.

It's called war. Then also guilt. Well, how about this though? I got one. Because your buddies died, you did it. That? You come back home. Now I got even one, I'll throw one even worse.

You've always walked through your life a great person. You got into some kind of a firefight. You got into something where you had to kill even some innocent people. Maybe kids, yeah. What if you ended up ready for this? What if you enjoyed it a little bit? What if this is an awful question? What if in your heart the drug of that...

The chase? The chase of the dragon, and even the destruction, even if it meant some innocent life, what if in your heart, you kind of enjoyed it. Now what do you do? Join Blackwater? Well, because you're a good person. Play called to it. But you enjoyed yourself.

Yeah, but you also are a good person. But that's also what you're wired to do. You were there to do a job So what they find with a lot of PTSD is it's really hard though when you've grown up is as as a good person doing the right thing To put that into context and you're on head without thinking I'm a bad person Yeah, your next center season yes, so what happens? They tell you is they'll say look you have to understand that you're in good company That's part of being a human being human beings have a shadow side. Shoot human beings have a very dark side all of us all of us

All of us literally all under certain circumstances. Yeah, you crazy shit You do right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude You're doing this is so weird. No, bro. I'm just Dude, why are you going to get white? Yeah, why you yeah, dude you're doing this is so weird. I would say no, bro I'm just no Our passengers yeah, yeah, I'm back to me your eyes are not my control. I'm you're not even wrecking that your eyes are dark You get if you give daddy the okay? If I get the green light what do you do with your hands? Just my hand like this I just can't go up in I shake you like a chicken. No, but look I snap you're not like a chicken. Why's like this? Yeah

Remember I shake you like a chicken. No, but look, I snap your neck like a chicken. Why, why, why, why, it's like this? No. Remember, these years, nine years, we're going, we have so much more to do. I know, but you told me I could. Oh, that's what I was saying. I'm waiting for the green line. Yeah. Yeah. But then they say to you over here.

So then they say to a soldier, they go, they go, so we know that you're in good company because it's called being a human being. You're a bipolar rate. You got that dark side. Now take a look at what the best side of you can do. Take a look at who you are as your best side because we all have it. And we're all everything in between. Well, no one's no one's more mystery than soldiers.

Nobody. They fight for a freedom. They come back home and you don't want, they should be set for the rest of their lives. Well, but cops should be set for the right, my final law just retire. Yeah. When he tells me how much they take from him, his pension, I'm like, well hold on, you served for 30 years to keep the street safe, that's your fucking pension, the Yemen. As Navy SEALs, Delta Force guys. And the sets of the house,

they can have this duty paper. It says, they pay them, they should be salt, yeah. How we can't figure it out in America, rest world, it drives me so much shit. It drives me nuts. Here. You have so much fucking money. Yeah. Yeah. And we're in so much debt. You can't figure out a way to take care of these form. I only say foreign, but you know, these these veterans. Yeah. But where they where they certainly literally fought and lost friends and

sacrificed their family and their and their freedom. And there we can keep living like this. And they have mental issues. And then they come back here and you expect them to get a regular job. So it should be set up where when they come back, they get a pension for the rest of their fucking life where they can try and figure things out. So, one of the things that they're trying to figure out is the first thing you have to do is take care of somebody's mental health. And it's really hard when you're a dude.

First of all, you don't think you can get help. Second of all, you don't think that you're unique in this thing that happened to you. Where you're not at all. And you're not, you know, that it's so, so good. Because other people have trauma. Women have trauma from sexual assault, or dicev trauma from who knows. Yes. So that you have to help somebody navigate their way out of it.

And if you're just a young man, you want to talk to somebody like Jordan Peterson or someone who studied psychology on that level because what they do and what they find is they go, we know you're worse side and everybody has it, dude, you're not alone. We all have it, including me. See, I don't think Jordan Peterson's the answer. I think he could be a good supplement to him talking about how he helps no I'm sure but he's on such a different spectrum right you're so smart sure I think you need to have a guy like Jacco or Tim Kennedy who have navigated and found another revenue stream and found another business but also phenomenal at being leaders and also

they've gone through at the highest level what they went through and said, this is what I deal with and because they're going to relate to that more than a Jordan Peterson. But here's the caveat to that. So you have to, I don't do that again. You're giving me the okay, I will kill you right now. No, you're still on that dude, follow me. I can't. Dude, you're, you have bloodlust right now and you need to, dude, you're eyes, come back to the man. Fuck, I't you're still on that dude follow me. I can't do it. You're you have bloodlust right now and he needs you. Dude your eyes come back to me. I'm sorry man.

Fuck I hate when your eyes do that. I know my dark passenger. Dark passenger shows up. Do you see venom? Yeah, I can see. I can see dark passenger. I'm like a big conroddy and that that that that venom. Keep your eyes up because your eyes go down doing it. Scares the fuck out of dude. There it is again. I'm trying to get to a point dude. You're scaring me man. I don't feel safe. And I just want to hear his point is again. I'm trying to get to a point dude. You're scaring me man. I don't feel safe And I just want to hear his point. I know I'm trying to kill him. All right. I'm trying to prevent myself from killing you live I didn't give you the green light. Okay, you kind of did it. Hey, he didn't give you any years man We're brothers, friends remember you're what I'm letting you send that to the mercenaries. I know remember. Yeah, yeah, all right

We're good, right Okay, go on. I'm not gonna kill you. Yeah, all right. We're good, right? Ah! Ah! Okay, go on. I'm not gonna kill you. All right, keep your eyes up. I'm sorry. Good. So the problem with Tim Kennedy and those guys is that you, there's a caveat to that you have to assume that that person wants the best for themselves. When you're in that situation, the reason you take your life is because who you thought you were. You're not anymore. You're not anymore.

Wait, wait, what do you want to do? But some of them are going to say, the psychologist, a really good one can show you is that not only... So that's why you need to be here so that we'll be better. They give you psychological tools to navigate. They give you a framework to a map. A map. A map.

So you go, okay, that's my worst side. But let's look at what my best side is. Let's visualize that. And then let's let's go after that. So that this was a catalyst. This wasn't a demon. These were angels pushing me toward my best side. So and they found amazing results in just that in just the idea of what you're but worst side, what your best side. Let's go look at our best side. And then when you start to the aim toward that, then you start, then you can talk to guys and go Maybe I maybe I am okay Maybe I'm not a complete piece of shit because you you you could have

And I think and I think at a much smaller scale with Professional athletes they have the same thing where you dedicate your life whether it's UFC NFL You've dedicated your entire body of life to this one thing, you make it, average career, three and a half years in NFL, then you get out and you're like, holy fuck man. I have the skills to catch football, I throw a football tackle at person. I don't have any like real world skills, what the fuck am I gonna do?

But then you can look at guys, you know, we can list off a handful of guys who have made it and you know, done other things with their career, and those give those guys hope. They need to talk to somebody who's walked through the same time. You remember the first time we ever brine stand, brine stands a huge one where you can look

and go, in his life, he's brine some fucking four-kid-hunter company. Great fuck, great fuck. No, hold on to brine. The best guy, love him. With the best guy, small arms, the best guy, the best guy, he didn't have a long reach. He had a match, drug, though.

Tough guy. Yeah. But when I think about it for myself personally, I guess is more personal. But like, yeah, that's crazy. Sorry, man. But for me, it was a guy like Henry Rollins. It wasn't someone like Tony Robbins or anything like that. But you saw something, Henry Rollins,

that you related to, that you connected with. Yes. So you analyzed yourself. You don't want it to be a best anger. You start something Henry Rollins that you related to that you connected with yes Yourself anger and like I saw my Yeah, yes, yeah, and he went out of fucking time. Yes And that but but he was able to shift that into like he I mean, that's what that's what my anger management teachers taught me They're like look at the way they would use Rollins as like my fucking, like their good, your north stuff.

Yeah, yeah, they were like, look at the way he shifted his anger. His, he uses his anger in that fuel from the anger past positive thing. For the passion to do these things, to do these things. You know, it's just energy. That's why I was like,

it's what you want to focus on. It would be so hard for me to connect with a guy like a Jordan Peterson. You know what I mean, me too. You know what I mean? It's just a different vibe. Maybe, maybe, if I would talk to him, but maybe he, he, he, he, he, he,

I know, and I never, he never talked to him. He never, he never talked to him. His job for 30 years was actually to talk to everybody one on one. And that's fair, and that was, for sure. But I just, I'm not, some of the words he used, I'm like, give me a second.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. So like, just say happy. I'm saying that would be tough. You know, by the way, do you remember the first time, I don't know if you remember the first time we hung out, this is trivia question for you, memory question. First time we've hung out,

you had moved to a million dollar rack. Do you remember what you wore? It's a weird question, but there's a point to it. It's a such a strange thing. So you showed up in a really nice blazer and glasses. Okay, and glasses. Yeah, but it looked awesome Yeah, and I remember looking at you and you you were dressed in the nice We're just gonna go out to a bar and you had your m6 and I said I said may dress well and you went I Love nice things

You're right. I can't believe you're still my friend. But do you know what I have to do at all? I like you so much. I just loved you so much. And I loved you so much because I could tell that you were this athlete. To me, you were just a fighter and you have C-man. I know how that ends. And I was like, oh, he's this giant guy.

You're so stressed out all the time. I would always stress out, because you hadn't worked on your education. You hadn't worked on things. So I would be like, I was like, what are we gonna do with this guy? He's got, you know, because what I did key into is you knew the difference.

Like you, and I wanted to give him. Yes, like you, but see, you understood, I knew you wanted to be you. Yes, like you, but see, you understood, I knew you wanted to be in this world, but you had been in this world for so long. And you're talking night and day. It's just a giant, for most people, it's a long road, right? Yeah, it was a road for me. I mean, everybody, I mean, it's just a different thing.

I'm still working on it, yeah. But it was just so, it was, it was interesting because it was the same kind of thing because in a way you were coming out of a Very intense the most physical world You know all the stress and you were still in it. You were still fucking fighting You know, it was it so to make that transition to be out there and fucking you know to go now I'm gonna work on because correct me if I'm wrong wrong, being an artist, being a comic, being a creative is such a different muscle. It might be disciplined, but it's a different muscle.

It's a complete different muscle. Right? And it's 24.7. And it's 24.7, like that dark passenger to quote Dexter, that creative dark passenger, it never stopped. No. You're never like it, you can work 24 hours a day if you want. Fighting, you don't have to. Never stop. You work out twice, get, like you can work 24 hours in a day if you want. Fighting you, you don't have to.

Never stop. You work out twice, you check the box, you get out. I know, dude. And there's a, it's very black and white. Beat that guy, move on. Beat this guy, move on. You gotta come up with new shit all the time. Like that's what I would, my mind.

Today now more than I don't mean erected, but today more now than ever. Of course. Like the content is king, it's like, what have you done for me today in comedy? Where special special I gotta be honest. Don't really make or break anybody. I know, I know.

Like there's not only six guys getting me more. Now it's like that guy dropped his special, it was on Netflix. People care about that literally for three days it trends. Yeah, man. That's over. Yeah. Then it's over. Yeah. And then hopefully people fuck with it and go, I don't know, next time he's in town, I'm gonna see him. But yeah, literally, it's like,

what have you done for me today, making that? Cause 30 other monster comedians, did this bit on Instagram, did this bit on the podcast, posted this tour poster, posted this with their friends. So it's like, it's this, I think about it all the time. It's, you're chasing this,

really you're trying to paint, and it's never gonna get done. And there's always better things. And then some days, you don't, or some months or some years, you don't feel that funny. You don't feel that funny. And then you're like, oh shit, I, what just happened? You can't stop.

And I don't know if you deal with this, but when you come home and you've got your family and stuff like that, you still worked to be done. And you're still thinking about it. So having to put that down and be present is always a chance. And I think that's the biggest benefit for me with kids. They're, man, they don't care. Well, they don't care and be, if I'm with them, I don't care.

They're the only thing in my life where I can, where they're so important, I can turn it on. Because I'm with them, I don't care. They're the only thing in my life where I can, where they're so important, I can turn it off. Cause I'm telling you, anything else, I could be anyway. There's nobody, I don't, what do you, I'm being, what are we doing? What are you talking about? I'm so sit there and do what? It's not fun for me.

But if I'm with my kids, I can actually tone it out. But if they're not there, I mean, I'm a nightmare to deal with from my wife. If they're not there, I'm not there. I'm not checking you, wife. Oh, I'm constantly talking about work. I'm talking to her about work. Dude, that's right.

I mean, that, that's what, no, that's what, no, because I know what you get, I know what you get, because I get it too. What you get is, you're just not present. You're not here. Like my sister goes, Brian's here, but he's not really here as usual. Yeah. I'm like, well, you know, okay, but I...

You ever have when your girls tell you a story and I know the ending and she keeps going? And then I'm like, yeah, no doubt. And then I was dealing with something she's like, I don't know why I fucking, like, you're on your phone like, well, because let me guess, let me, let me get. And then so, and then you took the purse back and then and then you're here now and then you get the money back, right? And she's like, yeah, but I got so you can continue the story, but I'm already five steps ahead. That's just I got to do that. That's being a comedian. Nothing. My comedy, my already, I know where the big like, we all know where it's going. I'm like, yep, I know where it's going. You don't need to tell 15 minutes.

My girl, my girl was telling me that's Patricia. Oh, God shot. Yeah. My girl was telling me was telling me that's putrysta. Who got shot? Yeah. My girl was telling me a story and she's great story teller. She's telling me story and she got and she goes, no, she, no, she, she's not saying it. No, but she's telling me story and I, and I, she's telling me story and I go and then she, she goes, I'm looking at her and she goes, so what did I just say? I go, yeah, I go, she goes, I go, I know what you said and she goes, I feel like I live alone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hold on, you know, I don't play, and she goes, I feel like I live alone. Yeah.

Hold on, you know, I don't play. My girl's telling this to her about her friends like their drama, and she can see my eyes glaze over, and she's like, are you paying attention? No, I'm paying attention. I don't care. Yeah. I literally, like, if I do this, I'm like,

I just, if I call you on the, tell you a story it better be Somebody a better a better a bit awesome somebody. I was gonna be gossip You better be someone you saw somebody's weener it better be at the expense of somebody Otherwise, if you just call this general story, hey, you know, I thought about you know what I was thinking about So yeah, man, don't call him with general stories. Does she feel about on you whenever that happens? No, she gets it.

She's like, oh yeah, he's gonna talk. She made a pit, but you still have to figure out a way to. No, you got to figure that out. No, except to figure that out. Yeah. Yeah, that's why it's like Sunday's people like, man, I'll shut like, feel was like, I'm trying to get all in like Sunday's my only day

where I don't have to work dude. I literally leave my phone upstairs. I don't see any of it. I don't see anything. It's good. Usually Saturday and Sunday, I see none. We take kids to the park, like they love to walk around that outdoor mall.

I don't bring my phone. Well, somebody said, you don't, you don't, you don't job don't hang out? I go, I, I talk to them. I hang out on the day. Every day. Every day, yeah. And we talk every day.

That's a weird thing. People's idea of hanging out in comparison to like the way we think of this His hanging this is hanging out. I'm all caught. I'm good. Yeah, we're all after this. Yeah, like I'm like. Yeah, all caught I saw my first day other doing stand up, but then yeah, like we've been doing hang out so much and we've been doing this for Niners and you send me that picture last night. Yeah, what picture? It's a picture years you sent me that picture last night. Yeah, what picture it's a picture. Bring it to chin. It's one. We took this picture at a intelligence. Yeah, off Abbot Kenny and have the Abbot Kenny shoot I made. I was so proud of it. I wore that thing non-stop. Yeah. Which we might bring back by the way, but it's me and him and my I think did Eric Williams

take those pics? Yes. My boy bear Eric Williams. I think it might be. I think it's birthday today. I think it was Eric Williams. He's so great. Eric Williams took those pics. Am I boy bearer, Eric Williams. I think it might be. Shot there, I think it's birthday today. I think it was Eric Williams. He's so great. Eric Williams took these pictures. But bear was great too. Yeah, I just saw him the other day. Yeah. Eric would know.

We just want some pictures to do promos. Remember at the time, podcasting wasn't like it is now. Yeah, so I wanted to make it like a bigger deal and like really market it. And it's me and Brian with these dope shots and drinking coffee and it was cool. Oh wow. It's like a whole lot of it.

You found the picture? I sent it to him. I said it was like maybe we were a year and doing it and I think I signed on the picture. This is just the star yet. Oh wow. Yeah. Be sure to find it.

It was so cool. I was like this is just the start, my man. I know. I gotta find the picture. The first one when I met you guys in Phoenix. The Phoenix, the one where we met at the comic stars framed outside. Yeah, the one in Phoenix. Oh, actually I do have it.

That's a good photo. We're all skinny and young. I know, so, bro, so skinny. I was getting my hair cut down like the mirror. Yeah, you're like, fuck it. I mean, I need some sleep. You think you're the, no, I'm just, I don't know, you know,

I love the fucking life catches up. But I think the stress of the job and you lost her network with yeah I found it there is a lot of work yeah I'm setting up this whole market. Chin's Mac book yeah details we see yeah details are like where you know there's a boss you know like I'm real nice so like when you have to be mean I fucking hate you. Yeah it weighs on you., I think about a non-stop, but then you also That's when I work that that was in Phoenix the first that was the first time I met you know I have no grand my beard. Yeah

That might be nine years ago. No, that was 2016 Yeah, wow I was cute. We were both so much cuter Right that's what I'm still working at the hotel look at my hair They're just looking at them. I can't wait my fucking hair. Yo Brian you look fucking look at that neck I'm a good looking. I was gonna rest by pass the rest piece on the right He's on the right. All right. All right. Hey, you got me.

You got the fucking suit there. But I'm just, I'm worn the way I used to look with this. Hey, Jen, please fix the lighting here. I get so depressed. You know what makes me sad. We're taking that. It makes me sad when I look at myself. It makes me sad.

We're taking those lights out after today. But why? We should just put covers over. No, we could just take them out. That's what we get in other studios. Getting old. Getting old. I get a ladder.

That's what, when life happens, man, it's all good, but man. I was that look at me. That shit's insane You tight dude if we take that picture now it looks like you've been the White House for That's right you're seeing Obama after the You ever see Brian Cali. Oh wow 2.5 million downloads July to on 15. So that's seven years ago. This is just the start. I've seen that right now.

That's your guys' first Evakini shirt. Yeah. Evakini Fight Club. Oh, you don't even have these tets. No. I think you were still fighting then? Yeah. Oh, you were?

Yeah, well, yeah. I had a fight in December 2015. So that's right when I was gonna have it. That's when I was literally one pinkie toe into the UFC. Really? One pinkie toe in. Good old runner shop. And what, you have how many fights left?

My mother said, my mother said, I've been waiting for you to meet somebody like this since you got to Hollywood. Yeah, your pants are always been. Because I would always try to form partnerships. But nobody works. It doesn't work. Nobody would work. I was like, oh, I try to write scripts to people, people with bail, and then I meet this fucking

maniac who was like, you know. Some people just work ethic as you do. I had a guy from Mexico visiting today. Come up to me from Mexico, and he was like in his heavy accent said, I would watch fight in the kid all the time. I'm from Mexico. I'm visiting here for the first time Mother fucker man mother fucker we got fans in Mexico in Australia in Scotland yeah, when I sang that song big dick band it's big dick

We had people from fucking China of expats sending us videos I'm really in that song. I was like, okay. I don't think I saw the big duet bandage for a hot fucking Hot second all the thick mudder video blast today. It's good. I watched it. I watched it You want to just watch this video old and new Let's just check the sorrow Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey No. He tracks his big heavy crank and he pulls up the curb. Oh, wow, we grade these bigger dudes. No. You got a big party, you might be abandoned, but when you pull your pants down, you're not

in the club. So all you got is a sorry little noob. You want a big and how's it get bigger, but I got size 15 feet You're like And even looks me on him he looks like a scaled up in your old with a big huge He looks like a scale to make your own the big huge and a field store for your intern now You can't just got seven times the song I wrote I was ready. I'm just I had a whole thing I'm gonna get all the sassos in the sweetie. He's got a tiny pee pee Bigger day because we're great in on a curve. We all pull it out in front of the schoolmaster

We great on a career That's not the song bro. She keeps smacking and it's growing, she's smacking. It's growing and getting red and shooting straight up. It's pointing to his belly button and the ceiling. A bigger dip. That is a yeah. Somebody gave it to somebody. Give it to an Indian song.

Yeah. And then the principal comes in and tries to give it an Indian burn and he needs the help of the fast principal yeah Even when he's a year old and down I'm in my mid-40s And hit somebody upside the hell Balls are hanging like an orange in a nylon even though it's 20 below Well, I do not that's the original000. Well, I do not. That's the original logo.

Yeah. And the shit. Will was a vital part of fun. We just half him in the monster. He's a fucking monster. We've got to get him back in. Have you been around Will? Never been around him.

I've just listened to all this clips and all this shit. He's a legit fucking insane. Sassos and Jeans. And the nice thing. He's actually a genius. I think in many ways in my 27 years in Los Angeles, I think if you were to like just take just raw talent, I think that that motherfucker. He's so dumb.

You remember that scopa and he's on some weird diet and he ate all that black squid calamari and then he just sit and then you seem to go. And we're all the fuck and then I we were like with a group of girls and there we so we goes oh my god Oh my god and will say what happened and everyone's like oh my god it dude It's not like somebody open a grave and then remember they get up to get drinks and well goes it was me He does I mean literally you just see me oh he does not get it was me. He does. I mean, literally, you just see me. He does not give it. Yeah. Do I'm in shut down the rest of the greatest. It was the worst. He's like, it's this black squid. He was thinking, hey, it was me. He's so

funny. You couldn't finish your meal. It was like, it's more like a fucking zoo. That dude, that dude, he's so, I've never met him. He's that, he's that town. Mary did fly. Mary did find kid 3D and where he's, Kim. He's so, I've never met anybody. He's that town. Remember we did fun kid 3D? And remember he's the bully? He's unbelievable. Oh yeah, he's actually that one. He's amazing. He's so, yeah.

I have a way. We didn't have to give him the script. He was like, oh, I got it. And they would just do his thing. Yeah. He can do anything, like he can actually do anything. Like he can act, his acting is on, his dramatic acting is unbelievable.

Oh my gosh. It was comedic acting is unbelievable. And his characters, you know, I believe it was comedic acting, something unbelievable, and his characters, you know, I've never heard anybody do better impressions and just comes up with original characters. He's unbelievable. He's unbelievable. If you want him to understand a comic, good luck.

You're a fucking crust to that. God, I've never done that. When does he crush? I love Sassos. If he puts his time into it, you're like, biggest catch you've ever seen as well. Biggest at you've ever seen. Bring up Brian Callan, Will Sass is cast.

Looks like a heart. It looks like a, look at my face. Oh yeah, it's your face next to his calf. Yeah, take a look at it. Just go to it. Let's see if this works. Oh my God. Be his calf, my face.

There you go. Enjoy that shit. Yeah. It's a full heart. Dave Chappelle trending. Enjoy that shit. Yeah. Why Dave Chappelle trending? It's a bull heart. Do you finally speak up for Joe? Thank you. Force change by the stage. Oh, no, oh, something different. Oh, no, I like at the end of that bully episode or the bully sketch It's the cool how you guys kill them. Yeah, and then he just pops back Character he's so fucking funny. I wanted this been it. We've wonder if this has been a business partnership

for who's been longer. The band's been together for a long fucking time. Oh, it's almost a point. It's like no matter what. Yeah, as far as podcast duo, we're the first athlete comic that everybody else can't be. Yeah, everybody can't be.

You guys were the first, oh, by far, and they were close. And then first stand up like doos together. I mean, I think also first podcast to use graphics, which was your idea. Yep, yep. Everybody can copy that. And then we use graphics or poster.

Oh, everyone's doing photo shows. Everybody had merch doing photoshoots. I don't want everything to look like a comic book for every episode. You don't have to do photo show? No, I hired somebody. Oh, I've never had the idea. Nobody's doing it.

Nobody's doing it. Nobody's doing it. Yeah, because I know you can draw. Remember when we did merch, like Brennan said, let's do merch, I was like, I don't know, what are you talking about. And nobody was ever doing merch. And then I remember we sold out all our shirts. The first, when you dropped it, you were like, I don't know anything about social media.

Okay, drop now, now, now, put it on. I just don't rush. I just don't rush. Like, I didn't ever. I was dropping one minute, Brian. Do not be like, I was not be okay, then I would forget I'm a star. He's so crazy.

He's like 20,000 red men fucking drop it. I was like I don't have to do it on my phone. You know, but we'd sell out. Yeah, damn. Yeah, it's been a hot ride man. We should drop the Abbott Kinney fight club shirts again. They are. Yeah, fans wear them to the shows all the time.

Oh yeah, they're classic. They're like the wild card. They have a lot of you guys is like OG shirts. I love it though. They should just be Fighter One. That's what they were wearing. I should stop by them and remember. The Metallica one.

You got a Metallica one? Yeah. Yeah. You see once you don't even remember, I'm like, oh, fuck, when did we drop that? Yeah, I know. Back in 20. The fire in the kid coats,

don't my favorite thing I've ever done. With the coat? With the clavicle roots of fight. Yeah, chin wears all the time. I think Christian has one. Yeah. I have, I have, Oh, that red one?

I have 50 boxes. Oh, great. In my house of fire in the kid jackets, the red ones. Really? 50. All-sized medium and large. 50 boxes.

Yeah, that one. This is the, This is the, My favorite for sure. This is my favorite. Yeah, that one. That's the website. My favorite for sure There's my favorite the yeah, that those are my favorite of all Oh, oh, and then this is one of Christian hours Yeah, I How dope is that looks so good My hair looks pretty pretty what yeah, I was like

My hair looks like this. Forbidden, yeah, I was like, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, that's going to look good. Oh, no, that's Joy Fattone from N-Sync. That is a terrible picture of both of us. Yeah, we all look, we look like Adam Sandler and that. Well, I'll take that. That, then that's in the other part of the video.

Don't do that here, so I'll visit. Yeah, I don't know what's going on there. I think it was growing it out. I don't know. That's really depressing. Yeah, we look weird. Yeah. Yep, the sweats.

I don't have those sweats anymore though. I only have... Wait, what is that color for one? That's what I thought. Yeah, that's a... Oh, no, that is, that is right. Wow. That's a...

I mean, that picture... The original shirt was yellow and said, uh... I forget what it said, but that's the best shirt of all time. I don't have it anymore. Damn. I don't have anymore. I wonder if I can buy the art from Jesse at Roots of Fight and we make our own.

I mean, it'd be great. See, but we did that. Look at how good that is. Shane, if you go over, I'm squatting there, I think 315 walking with it, lunges, and I big deal, that's the best shirt. That was our biggest song of all time, yeah. What's it?

And that's an actual photo, right? It's a real photo. I'm big in Brandon. I said to his girl, I think I can jump. I feel like I'm gonna jump really high right now. And I jumped on the beach or in the Del Rey. I was wearing those Zumba shorts. Yep, that's right.

She got it in one take. She goes, oh yeah, I remember that shirt. That was so dope too. Me and Brian. That's a great shirt. That's a great shirt. The body is so funny. I'm gonna reenjoy it. I remember that shirt. That was so dope too. Me and Brian. That's a great shirt. The body is so funny. I'm going to reenjoin.

Yeah, I should probably start doing shit like this. I still see people walk around in LA with Abakini Fight Club. Yeah, wow. Yeah. The thing went beyond the podcast. The Abakini Fight Club is so ridiculous. There's no Fight Club on the fucking Abakini. podcast the abukini fight club is so ridiculous. There's no fight club on fucking abukani hilarious. Yeah people ask me about that. Where's the fight club on abukini? I'm like it's anywhere you can get coffee and and and sit around and chat. I say the fight clubs in your heart man. Go down Venice and start your own. It's in your heart. It's in your heart. It's in your heart. That's what I'm like. Can I be a thick boy? I'm skinny. I'm like fixing your heart man. I'm not talking about your arteries. Yeah. You feel me? That's right. I'm only a baby die. That's correct

And now daddy has problems with his feet. I have we're getting older. I'm getting older Getting older but still fucking full of fire Lot of fire in the road this weekend No No Next weekend next weekend You better use the idea. It's got a fight. Yeah next weekend. I'm doing a I'm doing Sam me and Sam are in Vegas I guess that's right diversion amusements. Yeah, and then and I'll be at the and the first day

I'm gonna be at Marin comedy club and doing two shows down in San Diego. Yeah, yeah, do that laugh back You're down there, dude. I'm aware of that. I have to do that. It's such a good location How big is it? Seats 300. 300 and well. Really well. Yeah. Low ceilings?

Yeah, that's great. I gotta go check that out. Yeah, that's great. I mean, yeah, that's where I'll be. Diversion amusements. Get the change that name. But get your check. It's gonna be good.

Diversion amusements. Yeah, that is strange. Apartment, Wisconsin, Scott, and Comedy Club. March 3rd. Have you done that, Scott? No, I just shuddered out. I have. It's owned by the guys that own breakdown.

Yeah, breakdown. It's a good club. It's a good club. I liked it a lot. Is it a good area? You're gonna be bored out of your fucking mind. And then Louisville. I'm supposed to be my Phoenix State's supposed to be up there.

I've never done any of those, but the Miami and Prove. The Louisville Club is new. That's new? Yeah, I do that in June. I think. Interesting. All right. It's the same as the people that were on Bricktown.

When was the last time you did Miami? All that. It's been a while? Six months ago. Oh, okay, it's been a while. Eight months ago. I mean, you know this one of the best. You know, it's not an easy to do, Dania.

Just 30 minutes from Miami. That's very strange to me. Yeah, it's like suburbs Yeah, it doesn't make sense Yeah, man I'll tell you I've taken two months off the road and I start to Joe. It's you're itch. I'm not gonna lie Yeah, I love it. I love it. Yeah. I am an actor. The rest is nice though, you know It the rest is nice and I so I love being home and then I love doing sets and then I forgot I'm a set of town and fun. I know I know I know I don't know how much I love doing sets and then I forgot The sets of town and fun. I know I know I

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That donny, donny, but donny, but donny. But donny, I do not know how to fucking save you. All right, when we can play it, it's my footage. Play the new thick boy thing they put on. I think Kyle put this together. Instagram? No, it's YouTube. No, it's YouTube, right? It's YouTube. YouTube? Kyle put it together Instagram. No, as you too.

Kyle put it together. It's a dope video. There it is, thick boy. There it is. Tough model one? Yep. My team put this together. That's great, I saw it.

It's the thick model. I Was that A thick butter we could jay ever 400 strong When you're muddy when you think You're gonna be tired You know I'm saying we're gonna

Get bring to the mic for these people these are all the fans. Yeah, I'll run in with this I'm on one leg, we're gonna fucking get it done. I appreciate you guys stay thick. Let's do this thing finish this strong Brought what they call you the fire boy Cuz everything that I do The propane to take in the lighter boy. I love how Jay started off with you Hair's ran him down Kimberly were I won oh that I that off school Such an ex-god of yeah people carry me up Now you're now you're stuck in that vibe yeah all day

My favorite Christian I know Christian in there It looks like he's about to freak out Christian and I know Christian in there. It looks like he's about to freak out Stop. Oh, this is where Mark I just I get it so far left I may get and then look mark he has it and then watch this With the green Hands were to this guy my faster his lips are going my hands are fucking freezing from all the cold water obstacles like So this going by faster, but this comfort is what I

That's a cold plunge. Yeah, cold. Yeah, freezing. I think you've done but ice in it. Oh damn This thing's tough, right. I should have that one. It's a big murder crew though. We have some monsters, man. Some of these girls are dominating. Some of the big girls are dominating. Our guy doesn't do anything cold. Jane James Chapeller about two hours behind Disaster I'm such I'm fun Yeah, I was like yeah, I need a symbol of crew

I found this strong christian space Christmas My girl is going to die I have gloves on Look at James gloves and socks This fucking sock thing Look at it I'm on James knees No, I know It's all you that said I won't go making you

You're fine. Yeah, what's it? Oh Yeah, that was not even I told myself I said if I don't get it first time not doing it I'm not doing it. It sucks because his body goes all the way back. You got coldly. No, no. Look at him. Look at him. Tear gas.

You got lost. It doesn't feel like it doesn't go to end. It's not going to end. I Feel like it doesn't go to end it's not gonna in Cold water right all water was cold hate this part No, I did not like that I blew my fucking Another tough matter the thick matter is in the books. It's our team. We're still going to see you guys right time Yeah, we got a bunch more coming up goals hit six this year So I can't miss this on this thick mother would be doing it nationwide come join the thick mother man

We had so much fun for 400 people signed up 400 in different heats, all thickies. Getting it done. Shepel and J fish about nine hours. So that's cool. And the rest is about two. About another five hours. Yeah, it's a long time.

Don't do five hours. Don't walk. My hands are shot. My leg is swollen. If I think of the few. Entire left leg's bruised. Good man. How are you?

That's it. Good. It's not life. Just resting. That's it. Good. Just resting. Think about it. I love it. See you at the next one. That's such a great picture. That's a great shot.

Yeah, next one, April 9th. Yeah. And we're going to offer the 5K, the 10K, and 15. I think 15's a lot for some people. Yeah. So you offer the 5K. 15's a lot. Yeah, 15's a lot, 50.

I get it. You do 5K, Brian, yeah? If I do 45 minutes of standing and playing tennis. I can't walk the next morning. Yeah, I'm just getting ready better this morning. It took me an hour. I got problems. I got real problems with my foot something I gotta figure it out. I chill. What do you got? So this is some sneaker news. Jock X had created some at FTs that Nike is currently suing them for because I guess they use the Nike symbol because Jock X is known for selling a bunch of like Jordans. Yeah, I don't know exactly how this works. The NFT. Yeah, I don't know why Jock X thought they could use the Nike swoosh for it.

It's insane. It's no different than selling merch with a Nike logo. Yeah, exactly. It's a case of property and you don't own any of the rights. It'd be very strange. Yeah, so there is a cease and desist. But I don't know what happens to people who had already bought these NFTs because they sold the January.

Oh, shit. But can they change it digitally, even if they own it? I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know exactly how this works. Oh, shit. Can they change it digitally, even if they own it? I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know exactly how this works. Yes, talk to you. I don't know if you've already bought it or bought some. But why are they thinking of course?

Yeah. It's a piece of art, you know, like a digital piece of art. You should use the name and likeness of Nike. There's a few companies you don't want to fuck with. And I've learned the hard way throughout the years to make you merge. Disney number one, they will come after you full force. We released that screenshot. I read the screenshot. And it's just said,

finally kid. I thought since it was a parody, I was okay. Okay, you can go to court with him. Good luck with that. They have all the money in the world. They have Mickey Mouse. So we sold out and I was like, I'll take it down there. All right, cool, don't do it again. You do it again, then come for you. Learn the hard way with the thick boy merch when I was playing AT&T event center outside the arena there. I did a thick boy shirt and the Y was the spurs logo. But in person, it doesn't matter, you know,

I have ties in online. Problem with that is, so I have, I don't know, let's say 600 shirts as a big theater. So we had 600 shirts for the fans, but the staff all worked for the NBA. So staff opens the boxes, my team can't sell it. They have to sell it, you know, theaters work. Yeah. Your team can't sell it. Yeah. And then they open up and they go, oh no, zip the back up. Hey, what do you mean? No, like you have a spurs look on that. Did you get an Okay, from the MBA? I went no, I'm still gonna sell them to it. You can do that, but we're gonna come after you They go ahead and do that. We're gonna come after you so we hope it's worth it

And then I go okay, I'll just right that I'll just put them online and they go again You can do that, but then the MBAs can be all over your ass So damn do what you want? Pros and cons I hate that cost that's a lot of, pros and cons. You're at the eat all that. I hate that cost. That's a lot of money. That's. But you could use it on the road.

I could sell it. For my special, I did the Dallas Cowboys logo. They're old school logo. And they all bought it. That's in person. They all bought it. But I'm also at the improv there. But you can't do that in theater, because they get their lives.

The theater, you know, theater you could. If it was a theater next to fucking Dallas Cowboys stadium that they run, you're going to shut down. Got it. a theater next to fucking Dallas Cowboys stadium that they run, you're gonna shut down. Got it. So why wouldn't this theater, why wouldn't they sell it? Who? The first, because of the logo. Because it's part of AT&T arena.

It was, dude, our green room was in the arena on the basketball court, remember? Mm-hmm. And it's, so you just want to go outside and they have this big event center. It was, then behave like, excuse me, sir. On the basketball court remember and it's so you just want to go sign there to speak events like that Oh, would them be as like excuse me sir? Yeah, so yeah, well, I'll be honest. Yeah, it's all good Wow

The stock acts are these usually they should have smarter people running that shit, you know Everyone is such like in a rush to create NFC right now There's a company is doing so damn good. They can. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? So Farah Abrams is currently back in the news because she is selling jars of, it says shit,

but it's essentially she is going to be selling you her toilet paper that she uses to wipe her ass. You also send you a video of her making it. So this is a TikTok that's going This will be rock bottom huh? Yeah I put it in here Somebody's mom yeah, and then I corked it Illa. I wrap it all up. I put a special message on it and your name. And I'm now

just sending you blessings of this here. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud. She drives. Seems like it. She's run out of mud.

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For him. And they brought her to the comedy store and they said, hey, you know, you know, of course I watch fucking team mom. I like the show. I'm like, Ferra is here. Okay. And they go, she wants to do stand up, man.

So, you know, do you think you have to show you could come talk to her and maybe introduce some people? I go, no, no, dude, I'm swamp. And the guy we all know, and I go, he goes, you're swamping, I go, yeah, he goes, we have to go, go home. He goes, what do you mean, I go, I go home? Are you, are you out of your fucking mind, dude?

She's so, she's never got up, right? No, no, no. Yeah, that's sad. It's her like looking for like, you know, like trying to find a way to make something. Yeah. I'm gonna sell my poo. Well, she got it.

She got a weirdo. She got a kid or a kid. She's a daughter. Just a daughter. Yeah, just, absolutely. There's plenty of people that probably are gonna buy it. Nothing. Well, that one chick from TLC was selling her farts.

Mm-hmm. Is that it? It's not the same person? No. No, it's someone else. She's someone else. She won out the girl selling farts. She's a teen, you know, you see. You make how much money some same person? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I think yes, so she's pretty fucked up. No, their mom's a nightmare. Well, she's not something's going on with her. Oh boy. Okay. Oh my god What is going on with these people? I don't understand. I mean there's some sort of mental miss. Yeah, I would say And I guess we see it now on full display because of social media. Maybe it's always been there, but how much of this is?

I don't know. I don't know. But they say no marketing is bad marketing, but if you're selling shit, I feel like it's bad marketing. I feel like it's bad marketing. Bad. You're staying relevant, but I mean, are you? That's, it's like, if that's your, if that's,

if that's what it takes to be relevant. Just go to real estate life. It's just get away from that. Just get away from that. Yeah. You want to with the one about house from where do you want to play so your energy is like this guy this guy tender swindler do you see this special did we really interesting right right about that guy now he made a lot of money if it's worth being the biggest comeback on the planet but you may have been jayward time about it but nothing like he so he swindled

women out of millions of dollars lined them and playing this whole act Yeah, and like tons of women True, so he got arrested. I think he did five years or whatever five months five months It's supposed to be 15 months beyond his service The thing is about this guy though the money he was getting from the crap from the women's credit cards and hustle that way Like Jay. Yeah, I hung a grand hair 250 grand there. I told Jay. I'm like why would you just take that money? He's like because he's not getting actual money. It's kind of like being a drug dealer.

Yeah. They don't have anything to invest in. They're not investments in real estate. Because as soon as they get busted, that all goes away. Yeah. So even with him, he couldn't invest that money. Like, it's not his money. It's all fraud.

Yeah, it's the, how about that girl at the end? She just started selling this shit. His girl got him back. I know, it's hilarious. And then got him arrested. But look at him, he's dating this beautiful, it's really monologue. It's probably paying her.

How stupid is that? So the thing is, is like, he couldn't get more time or anything like that because it was all in those girls' names, right? Well, I think what you might see is with this documentary, you might see DAs and different police departments in different parts of the world get mighty interested. And that's like, you know, let's open a file on them.

Let's see, let's see what I have. I can cause this problem. Because there's certain, yeah, there's certain fail needs to pay how much money I would assume. Exhibition training is with Israel and other countries. You're getting some trouble. Yeah, because I thought that's a real piece of shit. I'm like, how can you do that?

I'm a guy. And the girls on there crying, she's like, I'm still paying off. I'm in the school. I'm still paying it off. I think it's like, I agree. She got hustled and it's her responsibility and should be smarter. But also like visa or American Express like help her out.

Help her out. Now this girl who is just trying to get her life started is $250,000 in debt. Some of these hosts sold their house, their cars. Yeah, I'm glad if American Express, I'm like, you're the dumbest at all. Of course. But at the same time, I hate to sell cars.

That's probably why we were talking to American Express. I think you know what they would do. They go, you think that's the only thing we deal with? True. I mean, they would show you that, so they would show you that some crazy number of fraud cases. Bigger, probably bigger than this. They'd be, yeah.

Do you have much money, Mike, express mates? Yeah. You know, the interest rates all the time, I think you could help those young girls. It'd be a weird thing. I think so too. You know, that's the best thing I've ever thought. I agree.

So there was probably a little, that's the first thing I've ever thought. I mean, if I'm America's best, I might pay that, press charges against this guy, They're probably just like I agree you like so there was probably a little If I'm America's best I might pay that press charges against this guy or something I mean this guy's got to go to jail for a long time. Yeah, yeah, but these sociopaths these but why but why only 15 months Because they only caught them on on one thing They did the women didn't press charges on this. It's a weird area. You don't have to press charges. Because it's fraud.

That's what I'm saying. I'm like, how do they only do that? But I think they're still going to build a case in a different country. But I think you could build the case. I think it's easy to build. I think the issue is there has to be some self-responsibility on these women who got hustled.

100%. I think that too. Because like, because like a lot, because well, now that protects me if I buy a lemon, if they've lied to me, I buy a lemon. But these are lonely women and this guy's a really good cop. What's crazy is some of the women are pretty, like the ones like I'm still seeing,

I'm like, I bet she's getting butt hard. But he's such a con. He's so good. I work for the Mossad. I thank you from the bottom of my heart. He's a $100,000. He's flying my private jet. He's even fucking strong. And so's flying my private jet He was fucking

So there so there so they're living this lifestyle Where they like oh shit went out to amazing dinners, you know, you know, that's what say so how much how much Responsibility like today have to take for like what's romantic to you fall in love and now he's going there People after me because I work for the massage. I don't know. Yeah, I get money right now It's like what he was faking the blood and shit? No, it's, I mean, he is a profession. I grew on the far right who was like his real girlfriend. Got him. She got him.

But I mean, he's got some. Yeah, it sucks because you just feel so bad. It's really good. I don't even need to be two hours on. It's really good. Yeah, I hate condoms like this. I can't believe you can do that to people. I hate insane to me.

Yeah, I hate them more than anybody else. They're the worst. I wish you would got shanked in person. Oh, God. Nothing happened to them. What about you? He probably didn't go to eat pudding. He got a little maximum of screws.

But they're like daxter. They don't have feelings for people. They don't care about people. You know, when you tell the girls, like, I want you to just take another 50K for me. It's like, dude, you know this girl's fault. Yeah. And these girls would be like,

I don't have the money. Wouldn't like sell your car and they would do it When the girl had a flight of Amsterdam by the way, you go get No, my fair parry's like here. I know I owe you a bunch of my here. I have this watch this AP Yeah, come on. She gets it flies back to her home country. She goes to sell it like this fake. Yeah How much that watch it's like a real life? Yeah, probably a hundred grand, 175 grand. He's just such a bad guy, man. But you know, this kind of shit that comes out,

everybody starts talking about it. Where is he gonna go? Ever, he goes to a restaurant, he goes to rent up a place. Now all the time, he goes to get a Ferrari-based restaurant. He's riding it. People go, people go, people go, people go, fuck you. I know who you are.

With those fancy cars, he had a $300,000 debt and they kept giving it to him. That's right. So now, Jake is up. Now you've been exposed. You can get plastic surgery. But he's still, but he's, he's like, he's like,

He's like, he's like, he's like, he's still, yeah, living his life. I know what I'm saying. I was telling Chappelle this story on, there's a criminal, they called him the, the bird of the sky. He was in charge, he, he, traffic it more drugs, more cocaine than Eskabar.

And he was the one that figured out the route and he would fly himself and fly all the package of the United States. They call him like the bird of the sky, whatever. When they were, when the Americans got involved, we started taking them all out. He went, cool, I'm gonna get plastic surgery, so I don't know who I am.

But you can only do a few things under anesthesia and he did all the things and died on the table. Yeah. Because he also went to like a makeshift doctor and that passed away. You passed away? You expired on the table. Yeah.

Yeah, man, it's really interesting that What a bad guy. Yeah, I can't Such a shit. I'm glad you watch that. Yeah, yeah, Jay made us watch it at Lada Yeah, and they kept telling you you know, Jay has been consistent with dropping the spoil it though for you Yeah, oh shit T.I. Trying to come. Yeah, that's another one. No, he did so he did come me in Atlanta But then he did a spot. Art area. Art area.

No, you wouldn't, Ontario, but he did a spot, the Lafactory. My boy Mark, text me in Deliga, he goes, hey, you want to do my show tonight? He has eyes on. I said, absolutely, not so. And then I said, let me know how he does. I get text from him and goes, only the bodyguard is laughing. Yeah, because you missed T.I.

I love, I really respect him. I think he's great, but it's like anything else. It's gonna take some time for him. But if anybody could do it, I believe if he really would have had these good things. But why, my question would be why is he doing it? Challenge. So go back to Chinn-E-Large.

I never thought of Miss Funny though. I was like, I never saw him be silly. Excuse me, no. Motherfuckers can't fuck with me in no way, straight from fashion when it comes to doing music, man. I got a lot of other shit going on, so I don't do music like on no consistent basis. I don't depend on that shit to feed me. You hear me? No, I don't. But when you're talking about doing music, when you're talking about cutting records, says the end word, you're talking about putting shit out, talking about making shit. That's better than anything out there, man. Ain't nobody fuck on nobody fuck nobody fuck with me bro

all right well that was his joke dude I loved what T-Pain said about that would you send me about T-Pain said about Rogan wisdom Yes I'm just a pal to you wisdom wisdom man I don't think he has videos on that and probably that like someone leaked one I probably don't want to see it I don't want to see it yeah I like him I probably don't want to see it. I don't want to see it. Yeah, I like him so I think that's the one we want to see us Okay, cuz he's just starting out

It's hard to make you can't really give him some time give him some time. I think just said at the store too Yeah, I think you do So Nelly is one of the celebrities who accidentally uploaded a sex tape onto Instagram. He did, yeah, I'm not. Accidentally on purpose. Yeah, I don't know how this consistently happens, but yesterday, Nelly had posted a video

of a woman sucking a penis, and it is not confirmed whether it's him or not. I think he i think at this point he came out and apologize because he said it was a old video and he did not mean to post it she's getting a lot of unwanted attention to apologize to her and her family for the accident and i think it is him i couldn't find the actual video but why would you have a video of his someone else getting sucked off on his phone that's why we don't know, we don't know what's happening in Nellie's life.

Yeah. But apparently this video on Twitter people are saying that whoever the guy was was moaning in a way that was very like- Do we have the video? No, I could not find the video. Can you find a chance to go Nellie- He was trending for a little- But maybe we shouldn't watch it. Why not? Because that girl doesn't want to see it yeah probably

you know we don't have to show it can you show it to me and and and and and it's a good uh... i guess you could put like and i'll be uh... video twitter

because it was go circulating around twitter after he had taken it out there is what nellie and gim video i think or there is or there is i'm turning my head on Twitter after he had taken it down. There it is, what Nelly Instagram video. I'm not watching it. Oh, there it is. Oh, there it is. I'm turning my head. Oh, she's a beast. How long's the video? Oh, it doesn't sound like him.

54. Okay, you can stop it. It doesn't sound like him, right? No, it definitely doesn't sound like him right no definitely doesn't sound like him Yeah, it's not like somebody else How's the piece that's a real dark? How's the piece he's not that dark? He's a small guy. I thought he was tiny. I didn't know that that's him in Vegas He's tiny I thought he was like, you know, what like a five ten or no? No, no way Five eight really what

what I thought it was like six at least they say he's even sure yeah I would say yeah five five sure looking at him so about like a little bigger than Christian yeah wow there you go Chris he's up huge he's a short he's built though he's in shape he

just looks tall I guess on camera look he's got like yeah he's got these built like a brick shit house like I want to be built like that Please who's that girl is what? Which one This one no before That one yeah, this is old girl. She used to be

Yeah, all right. What else you got Jen? Yeah, this we know is really black there Yeah, it was pretty dark. You mean it just stands for perfect? Yeah, I mean, who does want to see it? There was no bandage on it. Very cute. All right, big news in country music. Florida, Georgia, line, they're going there separate ways for a home.

They've had an issue though. Why? Really? They're doing solo acts. They've been writing differently. They've been writing outside of each other so they're going to try to do their own thing and take in a break, a little bit of a break.

Not breaking up, I said. What on the right side? The Morton did one. I would say the same. Yeah, yeah. Oh really? He's kind of the alpha of the group, I think. Do they, top up, they're glow up.

When they first started, they looked like shit. And now since he's grown out of his beard, they look so much better. Back in the day, they looked horrible. Oh, really? Horrible. And and that you know with Famic pride got stylus bringing up and so they tore would nellied them up. Yeah, they did. Yeah, they're Ties it all in the alley. Yeah, yeah, sons, I'd be honest with you.

They look more matured. Go to that third pick, Jim. That's them in a nutshell, back in the day. And then the guy in the right's really come up. Now he wears his hat, his long hair, probably way too many flannels, but he looks pretty sweet now. And they're huge, huh? Yeah, they have a lot of fun. George and I, they're called pretty sweet now and they're huge George, oh my god, they're called Florida George in line. That's so many hits like so many like super hits are fucking yeah for days Yeah, it's on hits let's get let's start a band you guys. What the fuck are we doing? She bells in a band

I'm already in a spell joint our band. What would we do? Is the punk band or just a fucking country band or a ballad was it a rock band? Oh, we start a rock band called dark passenger. Oh, that'd be cool. That's a good. That has to be a band already dark For sure. That's a band for sure. No way. Dude dark passengers. That's a band. Yeah, fuck that This is our band. There you go. Buck Channel zero. No, that's just a song, Jack. But then there's this on Facebook. Dark passenger. Oh yeah.

Of course. We have any name you can think of as a band already. Yeah. Dark passenger. Darker passenger. The darkest passenger. The darkest passenger. Nate Dog collaboration.

Yeah, I thought this was surprising. They love that. He passed away, yeah. So it's a go. 2011 release. Did you get that? I guess so. And also his son is in his music video, which I'm like was surprising. He passed away, yeah. So, 2011 released. He did that. I guess so, and also his son is in his music video, which I'm like, dude, it's so much fun.

It's so much fun, dude. Yeah, so I'll play this real quick. Is that him? See, he or his dad? No, I think it's his dad. That's his son, yeah. I think the dad's the vocal, but then he just used in the music video.

Playing is that possible. But yeah, so Snoop is coming out with another album. That's pretty good. He's, he's, he stays fun. Stop. No. He is amazing. And he's also the half-time Super Bowl show. Yeah, with Dr. J. Can you tell me more?

30 fucking years. He's been six, 30 years. I think longer than 30. Yeah, I did it 50 now. Yeah, I'm famous since he was 16. Back in the day I did a reading with him for Star Skin Hutch. I love that.

Oh shit, yeah, I love that one. Is that lizard? He was so funny even at the table reading. So nice to everybody. Just fucking. He was great on Rogan too. He's a smart. Whatever.

So he stayed at our hotel. And whenever he stays at hotel, hotels who buy out pretty much the whole floor Because he smokes so much weed. Oh, well. Yeah, he pays he pays the hotel for the The smoke fee. Yeah, I read he's like hey, this what's going down. Yeah, and then he like he does his whole to has a whole setup for it Yeah, that's a guy tells a story about how Nause and two-upac disnods and he was like Nas says something like you know Nas knows people But he knows people if you know what I mean and he rolls with people like like he was really connected

So so I guess Nas said I love your music and fucking Tupac He's like blah blah blah because because he had fucking showed him and, and snoozing. So it was like you didn't show him. He let us slide dude. He let us fucking slide. Nas is the real fucking deal. I need you to take every tenor,

she can tell rap stories. Hahaha. We, I think that we're gonna have to. Yeah. Y'all, and then Nas was like, Hahaha. Then Nas was like, I'm gonna let you slide. And then two bottles of like, he let it slide.

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It's like he was breaking. I know like he was. I saw him on YouTube as I was, you know, I was thawing through. Counts always online, man. What else you got? Yeah. Boy, I am, I ever. Do you guys want to go into more jargon stuff or just move, man. What else you got? Yeah, boy, am I ever. Do you guys want to go into more Joe or gonna stuff

or just move past that? What do you got? There's just more articles popped up. On Rode? So, I guess Rode can do the set at Vulcan Gas Theater? Yeah, last night Derek posted an open for us. Oh, sweet. So this is one of the jokes he said.

I used to say it if I was talking about a Richard Prior bit or something, I would say it in context. I might use that word in years, but it's kind of weird people will get really mad if you use that word in tweet about it on a phone that's made by slaves. It's an important concept. I'm super living.

That's why it's so baffling. If you're taking vaccine, this is funny. I remember this. If you're taking vaccine advice from me, it's that really my fault. What dumb shit were you about to do when my stupid idea sounded better. You know that dude who made people eat animal dicks on TV?

How does he feel about medicine? If you want my advice, don't take my advice. If you're on my advice, don't take my advice. They're taking all this stuff I've ever said that's wrong and smushin' it all together. It's good because it makes you address some stuff. I really wish it was an out there. I'm with them.

And then Stern. I can't put in Stern's going on the bank. I know. Are you shitting me, dude? You know, easy would be to cancel you, dude. And his thing's, he wants him to publicly and just get a door. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

he didn't fucking spread me. I know, man, he had a guest on and he's talking over. This is what the mind of the guy's, I was watching the minus guys, guys, a debate with Portной. is what the mind. I was watching the minus guys guys debate with Port Norway. I enjoyed the debate. I liked both of them had valid points, but they doubled down the fact that Joe Rogan was spreading

misinformation about COVID. No, he wasn't. He had two experts credited at medical experts that everybody in the medical field no matter where you are agree are big time experts. He did not spread misinformation. He was asking questions. Yeah, that's all you want to start talking about misinformation.

The mainstream media about start looking at themselves. It's just a political head. Yeah, I'm with the rubbed on this. Yeah, I mean, it's so stupid. This can be old news. Power started by Monday. It's over. I told you, I used to be the biggest Howard Stern fan. This can be old news, but it's tired by Monday. It's over. I told you, I used to be the biggest Howard Stern fan.

I can't fucking stand his dumb ass, though. He's the worst. He turned into the worst. He used to hate people like him. He turned into that. It's nuts to me. I mean, Jesus. Which, why is his kid's eyes so big?

So this artist is taking cartoon characters or animated characters and turning them into real people. That's part Simpson, yeah. Whoa! That's really interesting. Yeah, there's a bunch of different ones. No! Let's see, I don't know, they're gonna have some of these.

Oh, wow! Crilla devils pretty fucking good. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Oh, this one? This one? Yeah. Oh, that's like Crilla. That's the first one made, first slide, yeah.

Is this Crilla? That's Maleficent. Maleficent. There's like wayrell that's a first one made first like yeah, is this girl that's my left is a Lipson. Oh There's like way better ones. Let me see though. This one's awesome, too. This is from up. Oh Wow the dad those identical eyes wow Oh shit Millhouse. Yeah, if Bill House was now are these real people and then no they're artists artists are just a oh my That is spot on from mo from the sims fuck that one's like Moana okay to ship the thick ankles

whoo Aladdin I don't know about Aladdin I do wow this is definitely by the way wow they're gonna have we're gonna have fake actors now you have, they're gonna have fake actors now. Yeah, of course. You're gonna have animated actors. That's fucking incredible. You're gonna have animated actors. No, that's just a pretty red head.

Yeah, okay, well that does not feel like it. Are these real renderings or are these real people? No, they're renderings from this artist. Fuck, and then this is. That's so interesting. Flanders. Yeah, Flanders. Holy shit.

He looks just like him. Wow, that's so interesting. Yeah, flanders. Holy shit. He looks just like him That's so cool man. Yeah, that's really dope. There's a bunch of them on this what on this Instagram handle That's really good. Wait. What's the at hit really? Relay ID our EL. Why that's really cool really cool. Yep. This is also, I just thought it was interesting. That's it! Wow! Wow! Wow!

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You see what's happening there? So he's screaming to the cup and the vibrations are writing it in to the bottom part and then it's playing back as it's etching through. So it's actually recording something. This height. So weird. When you're screaming, the top cup is vibrating a little neil

as etching a pattern in the clock. The fact that we can capture imagery and sound. Sound yeah. And this is being played back. The same neil is resting inside the groove and it hits the sides of the jagged, Neil Creed, who's on a cup vibrating, making a noise. This is exactly how the recording works

is able to play back and nobody really gives a fuck. Oh, that's cool. That is cool. I think it's cool. I was like, don't we already have technology to where we don't have to do it that way? But I mean, the fact that they're even with a cup. Oh, is this that same Instagram page?

And that's Jessica Rabbit? No. Wait, who would that be? This is the first ever trans black model for Victoria's Secret. Then I'm gay. You know, you're not gay. I'm gay. It was so funny.

Okay. That's a great, Victoria's Secret. That's cool though. Yeah. And SpaceX, I guess there was a Geomegnetic Storm that destroyed 40 of their 49 satellites. Damn it. God damn it We're they gonna do really get the money back up there. What are we gonna do? Let's start a go for me for fucking Elon to get them back up there guys. Hey bring back the kid y'all know the cup Brian tell us another hip-hop

Hip-hop See the thing about nausea you guys get on the salmon Not just walking up the guy with a hip-fuck you and he's like you talking to me Fuck that's all I got got the long We'll go back to Rogan is there more Rogan just this one. I don't know if this is more of a publicity thing Let's Let's go ahead and offer him a lot more than $100 million. Yeah. You'll make that in one year. Yeah, let's go ahead and offer him a $100 million.

He's probably a four-spotify. Yeah. But Rogan answered this because he did a Q&A at the Vulcan. And the guy was like, do you see the Rumble offer? And Rogan's like, yeah, I'm not even gonna entertain it. Spotify's been great to me. I'm sick of my hiding. He goes, let's see what's up.

Let's see what happens. Yeah. It also rumbles, 100 mil. Oh, yeah. If you want to make news, man, that should've been 500 mil. It's not enough money. Yeah. See, the thing is about rumble.

Yeah. So rumble is like, yo, here's a, here's a hundred thousand dollars. And Rogan is like, you talking to me? And then rumble is like, yeah, here's a hundred million. It's a good, it's a good, uh, list. Yeah. It's hilarious. That's it.

That's it? That's it? Well, you can catch Brian with his list tonight. Yeah, the time has come out. I'm gonna be at the Lafactory as well. I said yes to that too. We got Lafactory and we got improv. You have Lafactory.

We just have improv, shop and friends, special guests, very special guests as well, along with Chris, Chappelle, myself, Brian. But then, this gonna be sold out. You up Jeff Dye and then a son. I like Jeff Dye. A son of Mod, yeah Jeff's great. Great guy.

But next on tour for me, Sacramento, California, it's February 24th through the 26th, punchline, Sacramento, the Nashville, Tennessee's March 10th through March 12th, then we have Chicago on there.

We just had another one. I think Phoenix just got announced. Go to thickboy.com for all merch and ticket sales. And also Saturday is the fight campaign, 7 p.m. Pacific, Brian Callan, Chris D'Alia myself, and a very special guest that will be at 7 p.m. only on thick boy. And then Sunday, just a now to go to Mike Tyson's Instagram right now It's myself Mike Tyson and Dan and Kormier for the Superwalk campaign that will stream on Thickboy and Mike Tyson's YouTube

So that's a big collab with the three of us There it is the giveaway. There you go. Yep, and so this is Mike Tyson goes All right, the first comment spaces I love cream pies oh wow Tyson is teaming up with money line a brain job in DC to give away a hundred thousand bucks during the big game this Sunday download the money line app and create your own money roar tag get the link into my story yeah so during the Super All Companion we're doing for money line. We're giving away

$100,000 to some lucky fan. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. We're doing from Lenny Kravitz House So should be really interesting. Yeah, it's gonna be fun that you can watch on Mike Tyson's YouTube, which is YouTube dot slash dot com slash Mike Tyson or watch on thick way we watch all my shit. I Take kids come see me diversion of musements and San Diego next week Not diversion diversion of musements with Sam Tripoli February 19th. That is Saturday next week Get your tickets and I will be also in the at the fucking American comedy club February 17th Thursday two shows and then February 17th Thursday, two shows. And then February 25th and 26th, the Comedy Club of Kansas City, Kansas City, Missouri, March 10th through the 12th, Springfield, Missouri, Blue Room Comedy Club, April 8th and April 9th,

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