The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 774: Akaash Singh

Episode Date: February 22, 2022

Akaash Singh from Flagrant 2 joins the show and the guys talk AirBnB's, his comedy special crushing it on YouTube, how met Andrew Schulz and how far they go back, working on Wild 'n Out, performing in ghetto rooms, an Inside the Actor's Studio debate, Matthew Stafford photog controversy, a skier whose penis froze at the Olympics and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mmm, it's on extra clips. I like that guy. Thanks. Thanks, Muro, dude. We should. That guy's very cool. Different than how you boys do it, Flagor. Yeah, bang, one clap. You got a squad though. Yeah, yeah, but you all got a squad too.

Yeah. We got four people talking. We got four here, and then you got three behind the camera. We have four. But also, you have multiple people talking. I feel like they're talking and working. Yeah. I like that.

I don't have a computer. I feel like I'm on video. Yeah, Alex, I don't have a computer. Chindas on video. Yeah, the talent. What are they? They have like miles. Mark will like look shit up. He's a hard-to-talk guy. In March. In the comics. He's super funny. He's the homie and he switches angles and then he talks. And then Miles is the producer and he talks very rarely. But then you also have Dove on there. Dove, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dove gave it off? Oh, no, no, no, no. Absolutely not. I would have told you that. That you're one of your best friends. I mean, I probably know that. But no Dove is a Houston agent. Yeah. That's all I know Dove. Oh, really? With Dove and Shultz, he grew

up together. Yeah, they're college. Good friends. Yeah. But he's on there and then when Shultz did Flagrant 2 here, I was arguing with Dove because you saying how they saved money on hotels and shit like that. Yeah. Which I pride myself on that stuff. So mean Sholtz did Flagrant 2 here. I was arguing with Dov, because you've seen how they saved money on hotels and shit like that. Yeah. Which I pride myself on that stuff. So me and him were arguing Airbnb's or hotels. Your Airbnb.

Airbnb all day. But that's all, you also ran out Airbnb's, so you know you're making money. Correct. Yeah. I like a hotel. Rakaite hotel's a bit. So we love pandemic.

I love how impersonal they are. I love how sterile they are. I love how sterile they are. I don't have to fucking talk to, I don't have to make the shit. You got to fix Airbnb when you leave. Fuck you. I don't want to make my bed. I don't want to take it.

They just want you to take out trash. You just trash. Oh, eat my ass. Take out the trash for me. I get out the trash and I'm dead. Oh, yeah. I spent my job as a man with a husband. But then also in Atlanta, we had this Airbnb

where they had a camera set up. And like, no more than eight people. Like if, if fuck you, the past eight, we're gonna start finding you. And I told my brother, I'm like, we can buy you another hell we want. How would they know? And Jay's like, look at the camera man.

Why, he's super aggressive. Those people should not have Airbnb. But you also shouldn't have a camera in the fucking house. I know it's outside. Which I, well, they get like the outside. It's should not have Airbnb. But you also shouldn't have a camera in the fucking house. I know it's outside. Which I, well, but you know, it's like a ring thing. It alerts someone people, I'm going there right. Well, because you can't have parties. They have to pay you.

And this is a dope crib. Like you get it, like it's a fit. Like it was, you know, a bucket. So it's like a super nice area. So I mean, I mean, we, me and my girl, and I run an Airbnb in Arizona. And the woman, she's so nice, she just had, she had some Christian things up on the thing and I was like, okay, you know, very, very

related to her. But it's all very, very nice and showed us everything. And there was a garage right next door and we're hanging out and we're talking and doing our thing and I hear a phone ring. Like it's, and I go, where's your phone on? And she goes, no, I go, go what and then I hear my here like roughly and I go and

The door has it's got it's that it's like high waters is that high else I'm gonna well she's in the garage That's her office and she's a bed in the behind-the-door She's gonna like kind of door the towel that you can put your finger on yeah, yeah, that's what she's living And I went oh You know, like, kind of, like, kind of, like, kind of, like, kind of, like, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of,

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And I'm the Indian support Indian guy. But you never, but I'm not, I'm not running. Well, this hustle, so we look it up. She's a doctor. You don't, bro, they're gonna make money. They, the best they make in money. Even better than Jews, I think. Dude, there's, there's an argument for that.

Yes. But dude, what they did is this is their family house. They're kids and everything. So we walk in, they have family pictures on the whole. In the kid's room, he had money in the piggy bank. Well, yeah, dude, they still had their prescriptions in like the refrigerator. But then they had a seconded house in the backyard.

And I'm looking and I see lights on. Well, the family was like, oh, we rented, get your shit. Let's go to the back. So you're sleeping in their bed and shit. I used to air being in my room in New York I had a bedroom and then when I my wife now we were dating for like less than a year There were nights where I was like yo, we can't stay at my place. She lived in Philly I lived in New York. I like to go to Philly or do something because there is two people in our room right now

Yeah, his dad is making $175 Yeah, what I'm saying I'm not a knight dude. It's New York, I'm a block from Times Square. It's good. This is prime real estate for these prime real estate. And I wouldn't rent to another Indian because I know I'm fucking you over. I can't do this. I love, I love, yeah.

Why would you only? You're just entrepreneurial. There's an entrepreneur. There's an entrepreneurial spirit. Just trying to make your way. Yeah, doing that's all it is. Typically, culturally, if you're Indian from Iomore, I've seen you have a choice, it's like you can be either a doctor,

or an engineer. Or an engineer. Yeah, it's weirdly, I think, doctor engineer lawyer. I think I drew into the same way. Not during most immigrant parents are like that. Yeah, for sure. Especially from other continents.

Like, Mexico, you come here, make your fucking way however you can. If you're coming from another continent, it was probably such a pain in the ass to get here. Yeah. That it's like the best of the best education wise. And then they're like, well, that's how we got here. So that's what you're gonna do. Oh, chance pants won't be a goddamn doctor.

I'm sure, Chen, are they disappointed you work with my dumb ass or what? They don't know what we do. They don't know podcasting. Yeah, yeah. They don't think of it as like any. They think it's radio for porriots. One hundred percent.

They think the hunger set. Yeah. You know, my dad dad my brother went to Lunch with my dad the other day and some guy comes up, you know, and I guess he worked out my dad something because how's your son doing cuz I bought years I bought an m6 from this guy and he's like how's your son doing my dad's like it he seems to be doing good I'm gonna lay you know and he's in my my dad goes he's in Hollywood So he's doing that and he goes what exactly to do my dad goes, you know, I he's in my, my dad goes, he's in Hollywood, so he's doing that. And he goes, what exactly do my dad goes?

You know, I think he's like one of those social media influencers. He's just bad, dude. Hey dad. Hey, and Jango's, what the fuck? You guys, are you shitting me? God, dammit. Now this is the same dad after I shot my first special

on Showtime after doing comedy for two weeks. Yeah. I got a Showtime special. After my, not my family members come to the taping, that's cool. Yeah. Next day after I shoot, I get a call from special, after my, no, my family minutes come to the taping, that's cool. Next day after that shoot, I get a call from my dad, how'd your speech go? Ha ha ha ha ha the same thing as the comedy I go fucking TV shit. It's something I've worked so hard to get you can I get a little

Acknowledge my I flew my dad out to because you know He's a huge car guy when I bought my for all right I flew him out to drive me a Sunday go pick it up. They have a bow all over it And it's crazy since the grandly No clue. His guy snapchat stories must be insane. Yeah, yeah. I mean, your only fans is lit.

Yeah, because if you're not in the world of social media or podcasts, my dad just discovered podcasts, love is him now, but I was like, my dad pays attention to everything I do. Well, it's more of a recent relationship between us, but that is the blackest thing I have ever heard. Well, hold on, L.A. Hold on. His dad's trying to make up for lost time. Let's go.

Yeah, again, he did 17 years in prison. You just got blacker. I'm not how you did it, but you just did it. He didn't do the crime either so. Oh, even black! I was like, I just give him work. I just give him work. I'll give more, more, more,

I'll seduces him. I'll seduces him to a white family. Oh, are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god, you're like a real blindside. Yeah, yeah. Were you athletic? I was a cheerleader.

You were a cheerleader. Yeah, that's a disappointment for that white family. There are. I never get enough fucking life. Oh, I bet when you were coming there, like, oh, I bet a cheerleader. You were a cheerleader. Yeah, that's a disappointment for that white family. There are. I never get enough fucking life. I bet when you're coming there, like, oh, I bet he's fucking. I bet he's not sizing me up. I bet he runs a 440.

I bet my vocals insane. Bring you from the football. I bet first round draft, and they see you doing fucking tumbling in the back. You see you on season two a cheer, like, really? This is what we zackrified for. Yeah,, they go this get the adopted black. It's a They don't have any clue what I do either. It's even now. No, they don't even know like even like didn't they see performing Phoenix and shit or no? Yeah, but they don't look at it. They look at it is like oh wow

That's a thing. It's a hobby right? Yeah, that's what I think parents think and tell you make money money They're like this is a hobby. That's cool grow up It's better than having a trophy trophy parent like a trophy dad I watch these when my daughter plays tennis and I watch this. Oh, yeah, family. That's different Those kids play I'm telling you they're they play four hours a day and they're they're young Yeah, I literally go on a burn them out. I know it also like your body. I can't believe that be good for your knees And yeah, but I'm 38. Hey, pops. That's, I'm all set. You're all a fucking, I'm lying to you. You should, come on, man.

That'd be cool, man. Yeah, yeah. You think if you bought him a Ferrari, he would be like, all right, I guess, guys. No, no, no. I think it's, Dad's such an alpha that he still looks at you as his, like his boy.

Maybe he didn't want to accept you because he's such an alpha that his son is out of your shine and heart is, but. There might be, there's, there's some, there's, his dad's super smart and he's a successful guy but he's also like a big kind of big guy and he's I always get the sense that you guys he's a competitive dude your dad's no he's not a I don't know how uh how many podcasts have you done to promote your special which is on YouTube if you guys haven't seen it you know outside what do say it. What would you have? 1.4 million? 1.4, I think. Yeah, I think 1.4.

20 minutes, 20 minutes special. 20 minutes special call. Bring back a pool. Get a million and a week. And a week. Yeah, thank you guys so much, man. Thank you guys. Yo, Brendan was texting me the whole time, like,

help me promote all that shit. He was texting me when it was late, like, yo, what the fuck is going on? I'm trying to promote your shit. He was like, hey, send it to me, man, so my team can blast out. Let me know what you want to do. And then he was like, yeah, it goes live, whatever. And then, I'm trying to promote you, shit. He is, I was like, hey, send it to me, man, so my team can blast out. Let me know what you wanna do. And then he's like, yeah, it goes live, whatever.

And then, I didn't even know, you know, I don't know. And then my guy's like, hey, it's not up yet. It was not up yet. So I was like, you were the fucking, or the special, you was like, that was losing my mind, man. So we had it, I thought ready. And then Andrew was like, yo, I have four hours from 12 PM

to 4 PM, the day before this special comes out. Come, let me see it and I'll help you out. Could you have hit, could you have done this two weeks? Dude, yo, I have four hours from 12 PM to 4 PM. The day before the special comes out, come, let me see it and I'll help you out. Could you have hit, could you have done this two weeks? Dude, I, I know. The guy's so busy, so when he has time, you're like, cool, thank you so much. And to his credit, man, he stayed, he said 12 to 4 PM. He stayed up with us till 4 AM.

And then he showed us on one joke, how many like, just, how many ways we get elevated. And then when we saw that joke versus the way we had it, we were like, yo, we have to do this to the most best. The way he was edited. Just the way he edited everything, the way he, he just thinks of ways to elevate. He's like, you see his focus, man.

He's helping me. He's helping me. He would tell my guy, Kevin, who filmed everything and edited it. He'd be like, Kevin, when I snap, I need you to make a cut. And he would just walk like this and then go. And if Kevin was a second late, he'd be like, Kevin run it back, we got to make a cut. And you just walk like this and then go, and if Kevin was a second lady,

be like, Kevin, run it back, we gotta do it again. Fucking amazing. And so we stayed up from that 4 a.m. The next three days, I think we slept like an hour a night trying to get it done. And we got it went live, it's supposed to go Wednesday at like 12 p.m., Friday at 5 p.m. We were finished and we uploaded as fast.

Worth it. I think it helped out more. I think in a weird way, I think it helped the hype, because we all blasted out and the people are waiting, waiting with it. And then when it got what they do, like yeah. Well, I was part of me deep down was like this is cool because I'm getting legit hundreds of comments on Instagram, hundreds of tweets, messages people being like,

where the fuck is this special? I'm about to lose hope. I'm about to just give up completely, but I am freaking out, but also deep down I'm like, that's cool that people are. Yeah, cuz they want to see it. It's a good thing But you're also in the moment like I'm letting everyone down with my 20 minutes We I do wanted to put out my goal with this actually was Indians typically don't fuck with you until you get mainstream acceptance once you do

They're the most on board people. That's historically what I've seen. Outside of Russell, a Z's Indians got super into a Z's after funny people and TV show was at Parks and Rec and the same thing with like a few other guys. You would see they get a netflix special and then Indians are like, that's our guy. Yeah. I don't, the industry didn't really fuck with me because I guess I'm kind of not saying things that are like things they want to hear from minorities. But when you say Indian like so is there a difference between people in India for example like in Mumbai versus like the like expats who are here. Oh the Indians in India see me as completely American.

Yes. And they have their own comics from what I hear. And they're funny as fuck dude. There's some bad motherfuckers out there. Yes. Yes. But they see me as like oh he's Indian American. They kind of see a little bit of similarity,

but he's American first. But shults, okay. Okay. And based on like your fan base on flagrant too, which is huge. They fuck with you, right? They fuck with me. It's not heavy Indian.

There's Indians that come just because they see me. And that's cool. And they see themselves represented in not a way that, you know, this kind of like whatever to them, a little bit too liberal or whatever. I'm not a conservative guy, but I'm also not the most liberal So I they're like oh, that's cool to see somebody moderate or whatever

But they also I think for a long time saw me as just like Shultz as guy and this year is like and I didn't get any I could now sell in shop I didn't get to headline comedy clubs until a year ago So I grew a ton in the past year and this is my year I want to let motherfuckers know like no I'm here. Let's go. 20 minutes is what? So it was a way to get there.

I had this idea of like the bring back up who I do is like I hear a lot of you know like I get black people have been systematically I says in a special fucked over for centuries in America. But a lot of other groups who aren't nearly as oppressed You go through some racism for sure, but you're trying to make it like you're oppressed and you're not Yeah, like you are blessed to be here my family in India My dad's I got money my mom's I fucking poor dude I we sat in a house with no electricity everybody like in the whole village just talking That's a night my cousins are, fucking math with a lantern, no shit.

So it's like, you're telling me you're oppressed and you're here in a two story house? Go fuck yourself, man. Like cut that shit out. Privileged American. And I think a lot of Indians feel like me. I was gonna say that it is to be shit blood. It's like that.

I think more of them do, I think I know my people pretty well. I still do my best to keep in touch with what my people are feeling and my friends are, you know, my Indian friends, I never lost touch with whatever. And I think all of us kind of felt the same way. But there are others who don't agree.

You know, there's a Thomas Stoll who's a black scholar talks about this a lot, talks about, he compares like Nigerians, West Indians, the black experience from other cultures, all that. And it's the same thing as they come here and they're like, there's not even time to think about the other stuff. The first thing is, you kids gotta get an education.

Whatever I gotta do, I'll work 16 jobs. 100%. And you're gonna be an engineer, you're gonna be, you know, and that seems to be sort of the overwhelming drive. It's not even thinking about racism because they're fucking so busy. Yeah. African's go hard on black people.

Yeah, they don't respect you. But they also don't get it. They are thinking I came from nothing, but they don't get, and I didn't get to love the group. It's a fair perspective. I mean, I understand how they got there, you know, but they go hard on being the fucking. I don't mind my issues this,

and I wanna hear from both of you about this, because I was like, as a white dude, I'm just gonna say. Me too or no. No, no, no, I'm saying, but they're black and I know but you know I'm full blown native America You are you are native native America Cherokee. I truly believe that you are Thank you, but I think I think so much of the talk on racism

Okay, and remember this come from a white guy. Oh, he's already been canceled. Who gives a Thank you, but I think I think so much of the talk on racism, okay? And remember this from a white guy. He's already been canceled. Who gives a fuck? I'm a toucher. Whatever you want. I'm on touch here. Oh, come on. Exactly. But so so fucking, you know, I think all this talks would like to just take the Rogan thing about how you can never say the word no matter what. Any kind of I agree with you know what know what I think? I think that's dishonest. I think it's actually dishonest. The way most people on the left talk about racism

being a problem is not only dishonest, their targets aren't racist, and their energy directed at people like Rogan or in general, or in general, at finding tweets that were seven, oh, years old, 10 years old old to prove that somebody is a race They're they're not only dishonest. They're out there. They're unreasonable. They're dishonest and they do absolutely nothing They're not going after the right. Yeah, but they do nothing my friends yelling at us. I'm right fine

But it's true like my biggest problem and I don't know if you feel this as well. Yeah, but I know you get to speak first I want to do my biggest problem is I don't know if you feel this as well. Yeah, but I look at this big first though. Yeah, man, you got that. I want to show that. My biggest problem is, I hate this where I'm supposed to be a victim. Right. And I'm not a victim. Your mom, a face bomb. Oh, sorry, sorry.

I'm not a victim. Like, you know, it's insane. Like, and it's mainly coming from like, woke white people. I'm honest. Like, I had a friend that was like, you know, that sat down with me, a friend I've known for years,

she lived out here. Reci, no, this is like when I first moved to LA. We were catching up, and she was, and she like, I don't know, found this new perspective of life, you know, she's from Arizona as well. Clearly white cheerleader. Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on now. And she sat there, she was, you know, like,

hey, you know, how you doing, like, as if this is like this, like, movement type thing, you know, supposed to be a part of with her. And she was like, you know, you know, it's okay for you to say, I fucking hate white people, and she's white. So like, having this conversation, it was like, it pissed me off.

She's like, huh? No, hey, Brad, no, no, no, Brad, she's realistically hot. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, Brad, that's the realistically hot. But that's the worst. No realistically hot girl, even has the awareness that that's the best. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's your whole point. Yeah, yeah.

No, that's a big point, that's always a point. But no, I, I think she was. But like this, but like hearing that and then realizing like, I was adopted by white people. And I don't think that I don't think that messed up my life in any way, I don't think it took anything away from like understanding who I am as a person, where I come from. So like to hear those kind of things,

it's like, it's just annoying because she feels like she's doing the right thing. She's not. Bless her heart. She's lost. Sounds like she's lost. She sounds like she's a little bit misinformed. And she's lost.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, bless her heart. Like I mean, she's still my friend today. Yeah. But it was just so aggressive. Anding form, lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing about that smartness. You know, bust her heart, like, I mean, she's still my friend today. Yeah. But it was just so aggressive and it's so great. It's just so great, but yeah. And I, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't, I don't, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, with a lot of this like the industry shit from brown people and my kind of brown people is like, it's a lot of like feel sorry for me type of shit. And it's like don't tell me you have pride and you want pity.

Because those two things are antithetical. If I have pride, I don't want your fucking pity. I don't want your fucking charity. I don't want your fucking pandering. Don't talk to me about that. I know how hard it is. Talk to me like a person. Don't, I'm not a fucking charity case, bro.

Let's have a conversation as human beings. And conservatives tend to be better at that than liberals. Liberals are fucking falling all of themselves to be, hey, I get it. And that's cool to say, once I guess, like, oh, it must be rough for your family back home. Don't you like whatever? So how did you find that perspective?

I was like, where did you find it? I think my mom is very much like, she's coddled me a lot, but also there's no like if you fail this your fault man like there's no but that's that's that's a classic example i feel like conservatives liberals have one narrative which is the only reason that things are bad for people of color or is because of racism systemic racism and that's the end of the argument right it's your victim and it's white supremacy does it instead of and i think the conservatives of the argument, right? You're a victim and it's white supremacy, does it? Instead of, and I think the conservatives have always said,

hold on, man, there are a lot of examples, especially immigrant examples of people who are black, or Indian, who are Asian, who took culture. They had certain cultural practices, and certainly that enabled them to get ahead regardless of that prejudice. And so you gotta bring culture into it. You got to bring how someone has raised the value systems. When you do that on college

campuses, if you do that, you get boot off fucking stage. That's my problem. It's just not honest. Well, like, when I think about, you know, my mom, like, you know, before the wife family, like, you know, we went through crazy shit, you know, my stepfather was a fucking tyrant in the house, but I never saw her ever play victim. She always went to crazy shit. You know, my stepfather was a fucking tyrant in the house. But I never saw her ever play victim. She always went to work on time. She made sure we always had food, clothes,

and she was the bread maker. You know what I mean? He was working. You know what I'm saying? Like, she's a fucking obese. But like, you know, like, she never made me feel like, like a victim. Like, we're victims. Like, we're, we're, we're not. She's a friend like we're victims like we're sure for no and even with

Reconnected with my biological father 17 years of prison. Yeah Even reconnected with him like he doesn't feel like he's a victim of anything like he knows what he did You know what I mean like he served his life he served his time But also like he doesn't roll around with like a victim just time, but also like he doesn't roll around with like a victim mentality. Even if you are a victim, like he got his rights back. Right. That may have fought to get his rights back. Right.

Which is like really, yes, which is really fucking hard, you know, being a fucking felon. But even if you are a victim, all you have is sympathy to rely on. That's not going to help you. My problem with even if you embrace the narrative, even if you are a victim, some people are victims of death. Yeah. I'm gonna have a problem with even if you embrace the narrative, even if you are a victim, some people are victims of death. Yeah, it still doesn't help you get out of your seat. Sympathy from other people is not gonna help you get out of your fucking seat.

Yeah, there's gotta be a middle ground where it's like, look, I used to very much compartmentalize everything. And when my black friends would be like, dog, my parents made it from a poor place, blah, blah, blah. Okay, that's too childish. You can be open-minded and say, okay, no, I can see a systematic race and fuck bike people for a long time. But that's it.

I acknowledge that and now I can't pity you and act like the rest of our relationship if I'm looking at you like, oh, I must have been so hard. That's not offended. We're not friends. I can understand that's what happens. And then not treat you like you fucking deserve

anything different from me than you're a human being. Like, if you two talk to me that way, oh my God, I would fucking crazy. I just make funny pants. Hey fuck you. Hey, hey, that's where I drop all my time. No, no, it's very clear you got to adopt a white guy by my parents. From your wife, who is his?

The shoes. Who is that? No black kids. But you had no black friends to walk around with. You fucking things on. No black friends, you're gonna let you wipe out the house. Yeah, no chance. What's better fashion mirror?

She pal would you say on a daily basis. She pal has it's his style. So we got these with no boarding pants. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, touch with what's hip, or I'm wearing Jordan's head. Well, it was cool when I was 37. 37. That was cool when I was growing. I was growing New York. No, I was just going Texas. I'm from Dallas. Oh, you are. I'm going to raise. And I think that's where I was like, when I grew up in Texas, I was like, man, there's so many dumb conservatives here and I was kind of more liberal.

And then I moved to New York and LA and I saw dumb liberals. And I was like, y'all, it's just bad. And more condescending. So now I'm like, finally, where I'm like I think I'm moderate You should go special in Texas shot the special in all places where I've lived New York New Jersey and and Houston my parents live in Houston Now, oh, they just sold some money to Houston Huh, yeah, and then you and you and you and you and you and Shultz go way back Shultz and I I met my first week in New York so I started comedy in LA and everybody told me you go to

my first week in New York. So I started comedy in LA and everybody told me, you go to wherever, just smoke in my accent, shit like that. And everybody told me, you did a bag or black vets in particular would say black veterans would be like, you did this backwards. You go to LA to get famous, you go to New York to get good. And I knew I wanted to be great at standup before anything. So I was like, let me go to New York and I hold on here at this time. 24, 25 maybe. I think I just turned 25. And then I met Andrew my first week at some hood show in Brooklyn. And again, I'm a kid from Texas.

I don't know fashion. So I see his kid coming up to me wearing skinny jeans. And he got a Mohawk and I'm like, look at this game of fucking... Shulton. Yeah, because I didn't know skinny jeans was fashion. I'm like this guy, but he's at this hood or I'm in Brooklyn.

So I'm like, I ain't supposed to be something to this guy. And then he offered me a ride back because the show got canceled. And we just started talking comedy and we knew every comic he liked, I liked, every bit'm like, I ain't gonna be something to this guy. And then he offered me a ride back because the show got canceled and we just started talking comedy and we knew every comic he liked, I liked, every bit he liked, I liked. And then for a year, I would go to Hood Rooms and bomb my ass off. And he was at this place called the Village Lantern where you would legit take people off the street and do shows. And I hung out there a couple of times, I always had fun with him and then I was literally thinking about leaving New York and going back to LA.

But I was like, let me give it New York one more chance and hang out with these guys at this crew, Andrew and them. I like that spot. I like to vibe. And then Andrew and I just like, comedy were just on such a similar wavelength and what we wanted to do and the stuff we thought was funny that we just kind of became very close. And we both are like very loyal and it just grew from there. That's good.

That's good. What's it weird for you? Because Andrew just went from zero to a fucking hundred. The Andrew was always so funny, so fast, that I kind of, my ego was checked very early, where it's like, this guy is undeniably funnier right now. And so I also, I was telling you,

I went through a lot of years of being real angry, and I can be very negative, and like I've worked really hard on that, and that kind of helped me that he got so funny, so fast, and he outlawed, he is to me, I was like, yo, I can never be jealous of this man. I can feel insecure and that's okay and be like, man, when is my time going to come? But I can never begrudge this dude who works his ass off and is successful and is nothing but a good friend. I have to make sure I always celebrate this guy's success. And I've been good about checking

myself and being like, yo, let's ride together. You're my guy, God bless you. And that, I think, was very helpful actually. That makes sense. How was it doing them hood rooms at first? I bought my ass home many times. Yeah. Have you ever done a hood room? Yes. Yes.

A lot in New York. I know, especially in the New York comedy club. So when that's not a hood room, that's a club. Before you guys look at the top of the hood room. You got no idea. Oh, you guys are young. You guys are young. I mean, in, in, I'm talking about the gun-heel road.

Gun-heel road. You know what? You come to New York comic club in 1992, 1993. God, you're old, never mind. That's what I was saying. You got to realize that. I was eight dude and I'm old. I know dude and been worse than four.

But it's not just that. That was a different game. And then, doing stuff in actually in LA too, and also in when I first got out here, but you also, the open mics in New York, you would just find yourself somewhere in Brooklyn or whatever, and it would be, dude, I told a fucking penguin joke,

and you'd go, you ain't got a black room, dude. All black room. And I remember, I was like, what's it like to be reborn a legless, fightless bird in the middle of the South Pole? And I'm doing this. It was Tuesday. I almost quit comedy. I almost quit comedy. This woman goes like this. I never got this woman goes this one. In the back, she goes, it got quiet. She goes, uh-oh. And it got worse in there. I got off stage and I was like, I don't think comedy's for me, you know.

And I had, I had, when you had to commit to that bit. When you do a, an all black room or even like, it would always be that or they'd have like, they'd have like Puerto Rican, you know, or like, at night and stuff like that. You would always find your way in. I know, I knew people like, you know. But man, you, that's when I realized you have to, you, at night and stuff like that. You always find your way in. I know I knew people, I know. But man, that's when I realized you have to,

you, there is such a difference back especially before the internet. There were huge differences in demographics. It's not huge. But like the, and by the way, the jokes that worked in New York City did not work in LA. I'm telling you, it was such a different mindset. So, yes, because we didn't have the internet.

So nobody was straight in ideas. So cultures, cultures were were so the those lines were fucking so try it was just wrong yeah so if you got up and you tried to do the shit that worked I'm on and I was against with a white audience that young you ate all the dish I know I meant to ask you you you did what you're on while in out yeah yeah yeah let's take a little break from chat with hawk gosh let's take a little break can we do that well yeah let's take a break and take a break for yourself we appreciate hawk cauch. Let's take a little break. Can we do that? Well, yeah, let's take a break.

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I was on there as seven eight years ago. Probably it was I was on a hard work. I wasn't I wasn't gifted at it. Dude these kids they were legit. They got some talent. They would just make up a song. I'm a fuck.

I did all in problem spot. Yeah, dude. You guys and you'll do boot camps where you like run this shit forward and backward And they'll be like yo, we need a song of this game about take Mary had a little lamb and make this about riding the bus Yeah, or whatever. They're so good. And there you would so my head I was a kid. It has to be some production where they do go over this They probably have a base to work off of my guess is that they do a lot of that They do a lot of rapping and they have their forms that they add shit in.

They do rapping. They do rapping. They do rapping. If you're doing a song, there better be a fucking rap verse in it. Yeah. But they start with some shit that they can work off of. Yeah, you play the games,

you practice everything over and over and over and over. Yeah, so they have y'all practice, like just get the courage. Yeah, rehearse or whatever. Yeah, one hundred. Do we like an improv troupe? You have the audition for that show? Yeah. So they have y'all practice, like just get the courage, like rehearse or whatever. Yeah, one hundred. Do we like an improv troop? You have the audition for that show?

Yeah, and then you like, here we go. We are the only one here I come. Yeah, yeah, yeah, when I got on that and I didn't realize the way Hollywood looks at, and this is part of the same thing I was talking about, the way Hollywood looks at black people is like, we can only market the safe black people. You have to make a room full of white people comfortable. Because you guys know the safe black people. You have to make

all room for the white people comfortable. Yeah, because you guys know 85 South podcast. Yeah. They're the few. They're the most talented three people and I say that podcast with three people or four people. Yeah, they're most talented three people in podcasting. They're insane. Carlos Miller is maybe the funniest human in America. Oh my god. DC young five is good at everything. She co-beans a fucking war course. Yeah. And they're selling 18,000 tickets in Jacksonville, and the industry hasn't given them

a sell-so-many ticket. No. Do you know what the saying used to be when I was coming up in like the 90s when, and for that matter early 2000s? So if you had a TV show, if you, if you, if you were casting for a TV show, yeah, okay.

And it was almost always all white TV, all white cast, but if you had a black cast, Mario, okay? And it was almost always all white cast, but if you had a black cast member, you always they would have an ethnic they think. You know what the saying was? The saying was to your point, do you want this person in your living room every week? Is this the kind of person that your family

who wants in their living room? Why fresh pants? Blue the fuck. Yeah, but you couldn't have threatening. You couldn't have, and that old way of thinking still exists. It's a saying that, it's still no saying or somebody says it to you if you don't know, you're like, yeah, that's a good ass.

Right. But it's not, we're not watching to be friends with you. The soprano's used that, the sopranos, people weren't, wait a minute. Tony's brown, she's on his wife, kills people. He does all kinds of shit and we can't get enough of him. That changed TV, people started going, hold on. That old thing of the person has to be likable,

if you wrote a TV show, if you had to be likable and the actor had to be likable. But it was such an old model, like Vom 85, so you know what, money those boys are like. Oh yeah, God, we know the podcast game, we know torn. Yeah, fuck, holy fuck. Like hopefully they don't have this weird chip on their board. No, they do not.

They make millions upon millions of dollars I got all the respect Let's say let's say whoever paramount plus game a TV show they're gonna make less yeah correct And they're not dumb guys like I've talked to DC about business back in the day MTV tried to get both of us on a deal They offered him way more money as they should and he was like, no, I don't want this. So they're not dumb guys, but I also think it says something about the industry that they haven't looked at these guys and been like, throw them everything. No, they don't know what to do with they want to do. I don't, yeah, you're looking at wrong.

Dancery, they don't know what to do with them. They have no idea. Can't you just say do whatever you want? Figure it out. You're on what? But my thing is on what? So it's kind of like, see it, you know, agencies are trying to figure out the podcast and you know, all that shit

and they're like, there are two years behind me. Yeah. So with them, it's like, I guess, you know, what, toss them what, a TV show? I mean, back in the day. And then they're writing for four hours a week and then, you know. Oh, I don't know if they would wanna do it.

But I would think back in the day these had development deals right? I know you don't do that anymore, but if I had money for a development deal those are the three guys I go for right away. They stop doing fucking those grips. They always got the price. Every show wants a black audience. And they're all getting these black guys that are like, I think this motherfucker's corny.

And I grew up in the suburbs. Yeah. So why would you not go to the fucking coolest funniest dudes in the business right now? Are they comics or they stand up? Yeah, they're all stand up. DC stepped into stand up later. DC stepped into stand up later.

But he's a fucking talented smart kitty, holds his own. And Carlos is born and bred stand up. Chico born and bred stand up. These guys came up with the same. I've also said last comic standing. Carlos did last. He was like top seven and he hated every second of it because he doesn't want to perform for just white people.

Yeah. But that guy can, that guy can see all these guys. I mean, look at his head, man, look where he's at. Somebody just talking about that with Shepel, until very recently. Shepel, his audience is all white. And almost black. It's really interesting. Like his audience was almost,

I mean, I remember back in, again, this is already going so back, but I remember 93 and he was getting up and doing stand-up and he would be so high but it was all white people who just you know it was primarily where he made his mind. I grew up in the suburbs that's how I found out she fell love she fell before she fell show I think she fell show is the crossover. Yeah yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe that's where the money was and now the money is changing right so the money used to be in white audiences right because that's what movies that's what TV show that's who was spending money it seems advertising was directed in white audiences, right? Because that's who went to movies, that's who went to TV show. That's who was spending money. It seems advertising was directed at white audiences. And all of a sudden, now finally,

they're like, you think still? Yeah, still. I think just America is white. America is white. It's white. It's just a white country. That's the money. That's the money, right?

That's what it is. It's people who are mad at it. I'm like, do y'all look at, do y'all, you understand math see? You understand math, right? It's a number, yeah, there's 60% of a country with a business plan. Yeah. You look at these corporations like Yes, Pan,

or whoever that gets so woke, and then they only put black people on and their ratings go, well 94% of all commercials now, I think they just did a thing, 94% of the commercials I think during the Super Bowl had white black people, like primarily, like it's Sam Tripley's joke. percent of the commercials I think during the Super Bowl had white black people, primarily

like it's Sam Tripley's joke. You got a white dude, you got a black woman, they have a kid and the kids feel like. Yeah and you can't do black guy white woman because that's more of people more sensitive about that. And again, I wouldn't, when is the shows were mainly white people, I, we didn't love it because it didn't work out for me, but I understood the basic math of it. The thing that people always said, the saying was it's show business. The second half is business.

So I could always compartmentalize and be like, I fare its business at the end of the day. What I can't understand is where the ratings he plummet in, you're not making money, and then you're forcing diversity and what they'll do with Indians is like, let's make him Indian and gay. Let's make him Indian and he's afraid to go outside. Let's make him Indian and this thing. So we can just cram all the weird shit into one person. Yeah. And then we don't

really have to be as diverse and it's like do just be fucking human beings. Yes. But I think what's dope is like those those 85 South boys like they don't need any of them. No, they don't need any. Really no one does. Yeah. There's no excuses now. Yeah. Like do get a camera. Figure out your own staff. they're audience Your own shit. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they saw motherfucking theaters. They're crazy 18,000 in Jacksonville Jack crazy 18,000 Wow Another

So yeah, like Jordan Peterson. Yeah, pitch him on a TV show. Let me have those for you Yeah, it's making fucking nine million a month. What do you do? You own it all, it's its subscription. Then it goes around the country doing speaking engagement. I don't know how you could listen to this fucking accent for an hour straight though, Jesus Christ.

It stopped. I can't do it. I could use it in bits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is climate? Oh, right, but I can't. Tell me what it is, because I can't listen to this voice for too long.

Jesus fucking Christ. Got a high voice. But I don't know when people are gonna stop waiting for Hollywood to come give them the ticket to the chocolate factory I think we like think about Rogan, which is the biggest show on the planet hands down. Yeah, nobody bigger I like to see me imagine if you would if you would have went to Some network like this is my dear. They like get the fuck yeah talk for three hours. Yeah, so you pick a lane We have democracy the internet democratized all of it and it's cool. And I was thinking about Rogan's life

and I was like, that's the best life ever. He doesn't get followed by paparazzi everywhere he goes. He's getting recognized everywhere, but like he can live a life and he's richer than every a list celebrity we've ever had. Not anymore, but yeah, you know what I'm saying? Now it's impossible.

Well, at least he's out of LA, so like GMZ's not in. He can't go. That's what I'm talking about. That shit. Now I know his life is, I'm sure a good one. Now it's a good one. Well, at least he's out of LA, so like, GMZ's not in. He can't call me. That's what I'm talking about, that shit. Now, I know his life is, I'm sure a pain in the ass, but he's like, like, Will Smith is getting followed by cameras everywhere. Everything about his personal life is out in the old.

They don't have the capitol, like, it's taking pictures in the house. I don't know about that as much from Rogan. No, Rogan's from Indiana. And he's richer than all of them. Yeah. So that's the win. That's the move.

And he owns a shit. Yeah, he can also be himself. Like I don't think he can be yourself as an actor a lot of times. The biggest problem is that we used to have actors on. And the problem was it would be, it was just so bad because they were guarded of a persona. There was a mask you wear. There's a persona you have to,

like if you watch old, think about old, the whole time. Yeah, there's terrible people. Like, old persona you have to, like if you watch old, think about old, and the entire time. Yeah, they're the whole time. They're the whole people. They're the whole time. They're the whole people. They're the whole time.

They're the whole people. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole people. They're the whole time. They're the whole people. They're the whole time. They're the whole time.

They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. They're the whole time. Studio was dope. Yeah That's them sucking them off. Yeah

I've been like, oh, when you shot Titanic, that was a man. I'm saying every single one of us That's all he was doing them jacking them off. No, how'd you get done bad boys too, Will? That's so crazy. Didn't have big ratings actually that was always a small There was a lot there was a lot of episodes that I watched and I thought were very, very interesting. I liked that show. I quit. He just ruined it for me. It was a good show.

I do too, but there's no criticism at all. Yeah, that's true. It's literally just a big, fucked fast of the celebrity. Why don't you watch it? I've seen them all. I'm a fan of the show too, but at the same time it was just all jack off the celebrity.

It's not a podcast. It's more like tell us about that. Like tell us how does you can character for Joker? Yeah, you're not wrong. That's not a podcast. It's more like tell us about that. Tell us how does you can character for Joker? Now wrong. That's not a weird question. No. That's hey. What how's that weird? No, it's not weird. But there's no there's no dot. There's no back and forth. I would think that's an interesting question. I can hear that question Anyone. No, no, it's a good it's not a show. It's an excellent. No, he's good at interview. And it's very I love how hard you're riding for James. I love and hard. I love that. It's a good interview and it's very hard to write and I love that point. No, he's great, but the point is that shows not I'm not gonna jack them off

Yeah, here's his point. That show is highlighted to them look as good as yeah It's sure he's saying in a real world ideal world It should have a lot of questions, mainly questions out of you, you're very dope. And then occasionally you should also be like, hey, what happened with this? Yes.

Or at this movie, bombo, was that, what made you make that decision? Hey, Will, when you did that Earth show with your son and ate all the cocks, did you feel some type of weight? They wouldn't even touch that movie. Yeah, like for example, it's all scripted.

And what happens I think in three hours of conversation, like, so Stephen Tyler, I love him, Aerosmith, fucking lead example, it's all scripted and what happens I think in three hours of conversation like so Stephen Tyler I love him Eros Smith fucking lead singer great No, when you hear him talk with Rogan you very quickly Realize he's good at kind of one thing you start trying to get him interesting. He doesn't know a lot Yeah, that's interesting to me that you so she don't know a lot Yeah, so you so what what podcast does it puts people in a very human place where they're talking out of their zone, they're not talking acting, right?

You get to know them. You get to know them. That's fair. Like we'd have actors on it. It's all the talk about that. And I guess what I'm thinking about. That's a great show. No, he's a great looking at it.

Like when I watched the Eddie Murphy episode, like I'm an Eddie Murphy fan. And like to hear that world, like it was inspiring for me. 100%? Yeah, I mean, like it's like I'm a, I'm a Eddie Murphy fan and like to hear that world like it was inspiring 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100%

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100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% 100% a good one. It's like perspective. You have to have your light. It's very, it's like perspective. You have to have your light. It's just like, it's just like, dude, I talk about relationships on a stage, but if I, my relationship with my wife would, if I don't present three dimensions of it, if it's all, oh, she's a pain in my ass, I'm not funny. I have to also

say the stupid things about me or whatever. And so you take that to an interview and now you're talking about your relationship and you have three dimensions to it already. After do that with one character and then they leave it alone and they do that with another character and then they don't do that with themselves. You know what I mean? And I guess you're right, my favorite ones were the ones of people who were stand-ups. Yeah, they have layers though. But you know, they have layers.

You're like, you're like, you're like, you're talking all day about it. Yeah, I think so. And he's pretty honest about us stuff. He goes, I think I should have got to ask her for this because that role was okay, blah, blah, blah. But he's a stand-up so he's, yeah. He doesn't care about the backlash. That's a, like Bradley Cooper's on there.

And he says anything like, wow, dude, you in the hangover and all that. And he's like, yeah, yeah. He's all, yeah. It's like, it's all actors. Yeah, it's like actors. It's like, actors, yeah. It's like, it's all actors.

It's like, it's all actors. Yeah, you know, so I mean, again, it's a good interview. I think what podcast have done is it's blown the fucking top off of The illusion that is celebrity that that's what's fucking amazing about the rocks as hold my bear Yeah, that's like the lead on the caprio the rock like the actual a list is yeah, don't subscribe to our world Yeah, that's different like no, we're out, but that's a hard exception But the most part well, they've been in since like yeah, you know, they've been But even the rock has to keep up to an extent with you know social media Yeah, but he's not I think

The rock is awesome because he's got a sense of humor. The rock is just funny. The rock is kind of like a comic Did you see him in the Super Bowl? He does the shit that kind of he does a lot of different stuff? He's smart fucking guy. He's smart guy. I think you get to that level. Will Smith the rock Leo you got to be fucking smart. You can't be a two-dimensional person and there you're gonna be great The motherfucker can play the piano and the guitar and sing and did it and WWE. Yeah, you know and so he's a Tuck him hard right now, but I feel you This is a shit you're talking about the sucking up. Okay, cuz he did go bad and real him, but I feel you. Yeah, he's, he's, he's, he's, Oh, this is a shit you're talking about, the sucking up. Okay. Because he did go bad on Rogan, but it's whatever.

Yeah. But then he, again, he has to play that game. I don't know if he went bad on it. Yeah, I don't think he went on thing about it. I don't agree with you. I don't think he went bad on it. I think what he did, he said, I didn't, I didn't hear that part.

And so somebody said, call him out on it. Because I didn't hear that part. That's a little disturbing. And, and, and, and, I didn't say a little disturbing. What do you say? He was like, I retract my statement. Say they supported Rogan bringing me he completely so you know I don't think I said I retract my statement I don't know nothing you said that my thing is is like why say

anything at all though if you're the rock like why are you answering this random because he's political you want to we have to they're don winds don't think so much for this I hear you as well as everyone here 100 I was not aware of the N word use prior to my comments, but now I become a very very complete narrative learning Learning more for me mojolo. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Yeah, I'm a hundred percent fine with that He walked a line and I'll ask him because he was that big That big That's not walking a line. I agree with that statement. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying if you're that big He didn't say what he could have said, which is I take it back

Yeah, he walked a line in the sense of like, that's as much as he can, show support, so good for him. But, and I feel sorry for him, I don't care how much money he has, he has to walk that line. Do you know what politically we're the rock that? Do you know?

Do you have no idea? Oh, you have no idea. No, you have no idea. You have no clue. He can't give you his opinion. Because if he gives you an opinion, he sells half the tickets over here. And this other half fucks with him.

He has to walk that line trying to be the billion dollar man for the movie. I must be exhausting, but it works. We can't be yourself. That's gonna be terrible. Yeah, it still sounds pretty fun. I don't know about that. I think you're right about that. I think it's very, it must be exhausting to have to.

Because a certain time, can only have so many private planes, can only be in so many movies, jump out of fucking helicopters on fire now. It's just live for him He's like I can't say shit, right? Yeah, but imagine you get bugging him. Oh, yeah, I do Imagine you did it for a year made all the money and then you're like I fuck all you guys and then you went No, that's how he works. I think he wants to be president. I think I think that that's a part of his life Yeah, that'd be a nightmare for well, it's the Arnold Schwarzenegger model, you know, it's like I feel like he's a guy who is- What you think he wants to be president, he said that.

I have heard. He seems to want to, yeah. He wants to do that. I remember watching- He got lots of runs from political office. I remember watching the presidential debates in my home, he met Michael Blasen's, a comic, we're watching, I think it was Blasen the best,

but it was Barack and Romney, I think, and they're going at it. And then he just, we're all watching it. And then he just looks at TV, he goes, why would anybody want this? And I was like, that's a good fucking, it's a very good project. That life sucks.

Like the smartest people in our country aren't running for a press conference. Yeah. Because they're like, fuck that. You have to be sociopathic. I think you're right about the top. I think you'd be very, I think all of us would be very surprised.

My conjecture, very surprised at how fun it isn't sometimes. Yeah, oh, I agree with that. No, yeah, I think it's the heavy lives of crown. I think it'd be so. Heavy lives of crown. Well, we get John Cena. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just because he said Ty wants a country in the next scene.

You know, he's speaking Mandarin and he's just, yeah, that's what I'm saying. So, you can imagine him that call him like, okay, you want him in Mandarin? Okay, yeah, yeah. All right Okay, I was embarrassing moment for America We should not have to do that. That's just John fucking senior but that walks around in Gene shorts He got to be racially accepting Gene shorts and deep races And no shirt Can you ask He should be allowed to live in a fucking trailer park. That's his life. Dude. That's his outfit. Let him match that

Just what was the problem again with the effort? God we suck trying to get his life do that's his outfit let him match that she's a what was the problem again with the effort got we said that because his movies do better in china okay but if he says tywan is a fucking country then china to consider the country so so let's tell the city just a history is that china considers tywan to be a part of china but when shankha shek and his forces left China, they had about a, when they left China and founded Taiwan as sort of a dissident colony, the United States through their support behind it. So Taiwan became this sort of capitalist country.

They did not go communist. Shanghai Shack was not a communist. So, so now China has always considered them to be Taiwan to be part of so if you say if you say if you say if you say Taiwan's a country and you recognize it China went big you you're a billionaire over here like you said Ben if you do that we're not playing your movie you know I was I set out that like he was doing it like, boom. I was good. What would you have done? I don't know. I'm not John Cena.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm just, I don't know. Yeah, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, cause I'm like, I'm good answer, good answer. No, I, I, I look, I, cause I think it's either said, I'm done, even with the rock.

I'm not saying like, I don't know. What do you know? I like to think there's a number. Yeah, here's what's tricky. He's always gets high. There is enough. But there is, well, my, my, well, obviously we've all heard the term, but I didn't heard it until my business friends

started saying, fuck you money. And I was like, oh, what is that? And it's just the amount of money that I don't ever need to do anything I don't want to do. What is that number for you? It's John Cena there. I feel like he's just terrible with money. I don't know what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm thinking. I think they came to John Cena. I mean, he's probably got a lot of money. I'm a guarantee they came to John Cena. I think the studio came to John Cena and said, hey, dude, we have a major crisis. He's probably got a lot of money. I guarantee they came to Johnson. I think the studio came to Johnson and said, hey dude, we have a major crisis. The reason that you make so much money and we make so much money

and the reason that you're such a, you command $20 million a picture or whatever is because we can sell this, we can pre-sell anything you do to China. I also. And then they go, this is worth. Now, if you want to make a stand and not it, cool, you're gonna lose 60 or 70, or maybe a hundred million dollars over your lifetime.

Is that cool? And it might affect everything you do. Well, I would be more concerned, and this is where I could see myself caving, I think. Maybe I'm getting myself to much greater as a good person, is like, you might be fine. What about the guys who just worked on this movie, and this is their first movie, and if it flopped.

The whole studio flopped. Yeah, everything. What about everybody? That's what he's saying. That's what he's saying. He's like, he finally gets a shot. Yeah, like don't get a shot. That might get me to be like, hi, I'll suck China's dick a little bit.

Who is it? Me too. So my buddy worked with, I don't know if I may have any other say his name, but he was he's a big director and he had Tom Cruise and they worked on a fucking script for one year. Yeah. One year. And Tom, I mean, I'm talking about kind of every day. And Tom Cruz wouldn't pull the trigger. And I said, what the fuck? Why doesn't he say, yes, you

guys are working on this script. And he said, because if the minute he says, yes, the minute he signs onto a movie, a thousand people have a job, a thousand people can pay their mortgage or a thousand or more. And then a way more than an entire studio is basically $100 million richer. It's, so the responsibility on his shoulders, the minute he's, when he chooses a project, he's got two projects a year. If he fucks up and he said no in the end, after a year, he's like, he couldn't do it. I was like, fuck dude, that's so much more.

I don't know, that's a lot of responsibility. I don't know what John Cena's response bill is. I don't know what the rocks are. I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. I think it's easy to be like, oh, I would say that. That's what I'm saying, it's easy for us to like,

say some shit about it, we had the same time, I'm like, what shit, I don't know what the fuck. Yeah, I don't know what he's it. At the same time, I'm like, what? Shit, I don't know what the fuck. Yeah, I don't know what it's doing. You have responsibility for other people's lives, right? Like when you're responsible for the entire... There's a reason I did it. I'm sure it's not just that the movie's gonna bomb a lot.

I'm sure there's a lot that goes on. I'm looking at Brennan's Rolex more and more and I'm like, this guy got to figure it out, dude. I think John Cena has nine of these. No, I know, but you, that's what I'm saying. You get to say what are the fuck you want for him. Just watch. You walk around multiple of these. You, I know, but you, that's what I'm saying. You get to say it with a fucking one drink. You walk around multiple of these. You walk around for hours and lambo.

My cousin is a watch fanatic. He like cares about the movement. So I'm peripherally drawn in a bit. Like he loves Omega and he was like, you get one. I got a speedy. I got a speed man. And he was like, if you get one Omega, get the speedy.

I don't, I had another Omega before that actually, but he was like, but Shultz, a rolimed Hurt Shultz, rolims hooked Shulti up. That's what he told us. Shulti's become my big watch guy too now. But he's more in it, like you're in it, like it's an investment.

My cousin is like, what moves the best? I want to keep all these, I don't want to sell them. And you got a fucking great thing where it's like, I'm going to wear the fly, shoot them,

sell it and fucking make money, dude. Oh, you know, crime is the main thing. Come on, come on. Yeah, where these Beverly Hills get rough. Yeah, my bigger problem with the crime is the masks Why I still do in the masks? Yeah, the what I take more crime this mask. Yes, I agree That's why I'm out right yeah, yeah, shoot each other Don't make me wear a mask. Yeah, unless the only mask should be on the surgeon when I'm in the ER having gotten shot. Poor the guy robbing the bank. Yeah.

I don't, do you guys, don't you feel like we've lost all our freedom of time? What the hell? I always feel like I'm on camera. But it's only here. It's only here. It's only LA. Yeah, I don't even know.

I know. And then fuck you in your masks, LA. I know. You fucking cuss. And the newsroom comes out because I just don't see an end to this pandemic But they want everywhere else everybody else have Everybody's fucking New York no mask two New York's credit and I don't like defending New York

But they didn't want to do the masks the state governor put down the mask mandate and then as soon as they got over ruled by a Supreme Court They were like okay, but you guys are right there is no I think it's done and there's some establishments that are still like Way I'm asked and I hate those places. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Do you I just want to go in there Yes, that's yes, right saying private business find you do what you need to do. I just won't still doing an ally Still an ally, but this yeah, yeah So I think you've some date on 2026 probably I see they gave some data. 2026 probably. No.

I know March 15th, like federally, the mass mandate's gonna drop, so we'll see. But it's, it's, we're still wrong. They fucking put a date. It's dangerous about China though. No, but I mean in the Olympics, the one. Yeah, anytime you compare to China

on a government level, you're fucking up. Yeah, I know the, the Olympics, they're all wearing their mask. Like they, they, they, Well, that's because if the athletes get, they, they, they've worked four years for it in the five. Yeah, if I, I mean, if I'm an Olympic athlete, I'm wearing my mask everywhere

Yeah, they still make kids wear masks in school. That's wild to me It's so nice. No, why? Because there's no one more powerful than the teachers union All the politicians they have so much power. They're so scared of teachers union Yeah, teachers like where we got protect ourselves. I am of the belief that kids should never have to protect us I agree never yeah, that's funny. Have you protect us. I agree. Never. Yeah. That's funny Have you seen the video? I think it's Vegas, but there's a classroom and the teachers Yes, they lift the mass mandate. You know, I knew some and all these fucking creepy politicians like kids I she don't mind it watch this video third graders when they go going no mask and they go

Yeah, they jump out of their chairs and rip the mask mask. They're happier than they are the last day of school It's crazy my kids have been wearing masks for two years now It's dead right? Oh do my kid school send me a picture of my son. I'm like don't send me these fucking pictures Dude I know people who we anybody. I know people who were Bernie supporters had Bernie fundraisers and lived in LA during the pandemic And then moved to Florida and then they were like I don't agree with the right a lot of things But I'm probably gonna vote for public it for the rest of my life. Oh, bro, I hear that so much. This is Las Vegas Elementary School, but burst out in cheer.

Oh, we don't have to wear masks anymore. Oh, really? You don't think kids are excited about this? But new seminal, all three of you are doing this awesome. So, let's get kids one wearing a mask. See, one kid one wearing a mask in the first place he does on his laptop like Jumping with the Democrats go no kids don't mind it. They're fine

The meanwhile their kids are in schools with his no man and I'm you know, I'm pro vaccine I think the vaccine works I also think if you don't get the vaccine, that's your right and if you die, I don't give a fuck I don't feel bad for you. I'm not protecting you. That's what you want. Go ahead. Do whatever you want. I'm on pro vaccine, 100%. But I just think, yeah, it's just getting to the point

where you gotta make a choice. It's always in the name of humanity, that tyranny kind of finds you. I'm just curious how long and it's so disheartening. How long is the LA public gonna put up with this? One more time. You all are pussy, dude. Yep. Well, hold on. You? When we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when we're, when fucking new, we're not wearing masks, do something. The cops are an enforcer, they were said they're not enforcer. Yeah, I got a lot of stuff.

So it's like you know that nothing happens, you just stop. When you walk into a coffee shop or you do whatever, they're like, you gotta, they're the ones. I know the way that you're the one. Right, but they're the ones because of they have the power, the back of the new system. Starbucks only cares about what the government says. And Starbucks in New York and the mass mandate was dropped,

they said you don't have to wear it. They said if you're unvaccinated, wear it. Nobody does a fuck. What about the restaurant we have with a lady snatched that, yeah, right up here. She snatched the mass vaccine thing. And she said, I'm not doing any more. I'm out. I'm out.

Should I fucking sicker? Wait, I'm tired of you? She ripped the sign up. Please show your car. Please wear a mask. There's no more. It's over. She was just so over it.

I just don't, to me, it It's so it's like so many sheep It's in sync. I'm not LA, but it's it do it isn't it's a city built on people who just want to make it at all costs So of course they'll put up a I see it's in cities because it's just easier. It's like I can't I want to go and eat and I got my friends here It just it becomes it's like fuck all right. Here's my vaccine curve. yeah yeah I got a fucking mask I guess and I'll take it off the minute I sit down yeah but you don't you don't want to be the only guy who like if we just band together they there's no it's over right like it's been going on as long as you let them keep pushing what's going on with with with Canada and the truckers

what's what's happening with the shit they they got the the army reserve involved they're shutting down yeah I don't know much about anything, but I do know this. You know you asked if I was Punjabi, my wife is Punjabi. There's a lot of Punjabi truckers, and I guarantee you a lot of those motherfuckers aren't masked. I mean, vaccinated. I know them.

So if the fucking convoy was just like, yo, let's just market these guys and have them be the face of the protest. All the liberal shit. You're putting their two fucking, they're at odds because they don't know how to criticize minorities it these guys and have them be the face of the protest all the little shit you're putting their two fucking thing they're at odds because they don't had to criticize minorities no matter what right is it fucking punching down nonsense

and then all of a sudden they had this other thing that they believe you they're just done you need to let the whole thing seats were orthodox they're in their terms and they just in truck nobody's going to say I do I promise you a lot of these motherfuckers are not vaccinated know these people i know i'm resting in the trance of the rest of them and then also I do I promise you a lot of these motherfuckers are not vacks. I know these people I know I'm resting them the trying to stop it arrest them and then also like seeing ends like the racist the Stream is

Yeah, what no man, I just want to I don't think just I just they're literally just don't want to Masking The Canada flag I think 60% I read of truckers are Indian I so I Know in Canada. It makes sense. Again, Punjabis are often, they're trucking as like a trade.

Trucking, farming. These are like, and they do doctors and shit too for sure. But there's a lot that are truckers, farmers. It's just a thing. So I guarantee you, and there's a lot of Punjabis in Canada. I guarantee you, there's a ton that are truckers and a lot that are probably aren't vaccinated. Just fucking make them the face of it. And I promise all the races shit they what do they do yeah what are you

gonna do yeah it's such a good idea yeah that's a that's a make-up I think what he got dude what's his current events yep yeah my fucking hero right here dude I love this guy Elon Musk recently had donated 5..7 billion worth of Tesla shares to charity. This is following a few months ago. He said that if the world organization for, I believe, hunger can prove that with $6 billion they could end world hunger. He would give it over. They did not give him an answer, but he proceeded to go ahead and sell that.

And he did. And he did. And he did it. And he did it in November and then never said a word. And we're just finding out about it. Because of SEC filings. That's fire. Yes, if you want to criticize Elon Musk or capitalism,

let's see how well you do with charity. That's really dope. I heard he used to hang out at the store, the comedy store. Oh yeah. I don't know. I don't know that like all the time, but he'd be there. I heard before he was like, you know. I heard he used to hang out at the store, the comedy store. Oh yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. We might be too stupid. I know, right? There this is here he goes. So, oh yeah. This is the...

Be cook-up player, Stefan Diggs. Allegedly had two women in the same hotel on different rooms on different floors for Valentine's Day. And the internet had put this together because they saw two girls that he was linked with posting that they were in a specific hotel and they were matching the rooms. Like, wait, I think they're in the same place.

But how did they know, like, couldn't be just two separate girls? Like, we had, man, like, how do they know it's both with digs? We had Michael Irwin on the podcast and he said, this is what he did every week. He just had different girls in different rooms. I've talked to Michael. But Michael Irwin said that he had. But were they a weird story?

Michael is happy to have all the favorites. Would you say? I'm a cowboy fan growing up. He's my favorite actor. I've got great stories about what it was. But hold on, how do we know that they're both with Stefan digs? How the, I think they were both, they were both linked and it's just coincidence

that he was at that hotel in both of those women that he was linked to were also there on that same day. I think like so, I think like so, me and you just kind of, I don't know, I don't know, I'm gonna blow up with another question. How do we know they don't, they aren't aware that they're both there for some time?

Oh, I don't think anyone's making an assumption that they don't really know, but they're saying that, they're just like, like he did that a assumption that they don't really know, but they're saying that They're just like like he did that. Yeah, because the girls could have known they know. How does this may have to as a woman? Yeah, they have a problem with this. No, I think to each their own I mean, I don't know their situation what if these girls are into it because I personally know a lot of girls You're like, oh, I don't care. Yeah, if he's like looking up I feel like I'm looking up with other guys too. It's like whatever. This is what evolution wanted this guy should be spreading a seat

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Let him have it. I say yeah, let him have it. I don't think people realize, you do, but I think pro athletes, some pro athletes get so much female attention. Like, it's... What do you mean you don't think everybody knows that? Yeah, hey, you really unlocked a mystery

of the universe. This guy just started going, okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. But even professional athletes get girls? I don't think people realize celebrities and athletes get chicks, man. This guy's your star is on the hot. Wait wait wait wait wait wait i think like athletes like uh... like that were married to their wives and she i didn't think they cheated let me put it yeah let me put it in the i don't respect the woman who dates an athlete and thinks he's faithful you're

retarded no hold on but the way you take it out of the fuck your a need for this this bro i don't think I'm telling you I don't think people realize like if you go if a of an athlete who's got a high profile Ghost New Yorker. I like let's put it this way. I would suggest most people don't realize the Volume and quality of of attention that they like most like yeah, I, here's where I will say, I might be an overtake. I don't know.

Here's where I, that's the 1990s, like my dad. Before the internet take. That's before the internet take. That's what he's doing to be a good, I'm not sure you see it. But unless you see it. What he was doing to be a big one, Joe,

that's what he thought of that. Let's put it this way. It does a better way of saying it. I don't think most people like, so I was in Vegas with Derek Cheater and some other people. Okay. I'm telling you, you're at. Okay. I'm telling you. I'm interested at that table. I'm telling you

Women were being brought to him in lines. No, but I expect them. Yeah They wrote a book on how many girls do people unless you see it. I didn't know what I saw it I went oh my fucking god. I went to 40 40 Club and there was like a I obviously didn't know. Here's what I was saying. Until I saw it, I went, oh my fucking god. I went to 40, 40 club and there was like, I obviously didn't get in with it. There's like a VIP section, Chris Paul was there, Tray songs was there, and the level of hotness, I didn't know existed on earth. Yes.

You used to put this in a bit. You know how we rate girls on a one to 10? Yes. Turns out there's a 10 to 20. Yes, they're just for famous people. Is that I didn't know? It's true, but that's what I mean. Yes.

Again, I guess what I'm saying is you don't, unless you, if you wanna judge anybody, unless you're a dude like that who has dealt with that and seen what they deal with with the 10 to 20, it's so fucking overwhelming, it's crazy. So my buddy sat next to Mike Tyson and this was well after he fought. This is probably 10 years ago.

He called me, I was dude. I've never seen anything like it. I've never seen anything like it. I've never seen anything like it. It was before, I think it was before the hangover. It was even before like he would got back in the middle. As it should be. If you date a professional athlete or a rapper and you expect him to be faithful,

you're the dumbest bitch that ever existed. You're a fucking moron dude. I don't respect you as a human being. Come on, some of them might be. Come, you know, they might be, but to expect it. Yeah. Yeah. If they are great for them, but that's a superhero. It's a fucking dare you, dude. No, I'm a comic whose 5, 750 pounds, I shouldn't cheat on my beautiful wife. God didn't give me the tools to cheat. He made me to be faithful, but you're a cute, like a faithful man is cute.

Mother fucking Stefan digs a good looking, a donnest athlete of a man. God created him to fuck everything. So you don't, so you don't judge. See, yeah, I would say dumbtwhot. How dare you, right? How dare you expect a guy like Stefan Diggs to be faithful. Hypothetical bitch. So you would never judge LeBron James or anything else.

No, thank you. I would judge Savannah if she thought he was faithful, but she knows Thank you. I still a broad fucking James dude. Right. Yeah, I'll dare you expecting to be faithful. I did I actually thought he Did I expose you from a different world you did huh did I expose them? I think we assume I don't know Faithful I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just so disappointed it was wrong, faithful. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just using an example. The brown ain't even faithful to his team. Don't you know what I'm saying?

I mean, yeah, he'll jump shit. Yeah, dude, come on. I just think there are some men that, that any woman, including married women, including 80 year olds wants to fuck and they deal with that on a level that I don't think anybody even understands until you are that person. Yes. It's that crazy.

Yes. That's all fair. Yeah. If you expect faithfulness as a woman dating that person, how dare you. And I think after you deal with it, even more than famous actors, actually, I think that's it. Because they're easier than those.

Better looking. They're easier than us. They're also better looking. Biologically, evolutionarily, you want to fuck that guy. Yes. That's going to give me the best seed yes yes and you should let him I agree with him I agree with you on that I wish you had chin you all the broadshades over me yeah medium and wrinkle 100% say the tank over in Norca there is a 500 pound

bear called Hank the tank that's breaking into dozens of homes I think as of now he's currently on a roll he broke into 20 homes he actually recures to a five hundred pound bear called hank the tank that's breaking to dozens of homes i think as of now he's currently on a roll he broke into twenty homes actually re-curses to certain homes that he's broken into so he's broken in a few times at the same house but he's friendly though he doesn't eat all he doesn't fucking anybody up no he doesn't hurt that's kind of cool yeah he's just damaging and telling her until you're in the kitchen with him he gets scared to get scared. God. Dude, that's kind of a relief. If a bear was in my house, I would think my whole family did. Not that big of a pole.

Yeah, yeah, you would think. Right. That's like a side 13. Where is that really big foot? That's very fun. I was actually thinking the same thing. And I was like, I mean, that's probably 12.

You know, it's not like, and also that doorway, like that window. I know, look at it. Can't be that big. That'd be struggle for me to get through I don't even be negative, but I Like that why I would struggle to get through that He broke down he broke down another door

No, that that's the to the backyard so that's easy. Yeah, I love this in bear. Yeah He's just like you know berries and shit and then I love this bear. Yeah, he's dope. He's just like eating their berries and shit and then dipping out. He's a diet bear. He's a diet. I think that's Photoshop.

I don't think that bear fit through that fucking window. How about that? No, I do. You're logically, it adds up. You're right. Logically. Wow. 500 pounds of the community's fucking terrified.

This has to be, where's it? You say NorCal? They said NorCal, but all these accounts are saying South Lake Tahoe. Oh, they want to kill them now? They're said. Yeah. Oh, they do. Yeah. What if, you know, South Tahoe is probably a bunch of rich white people never met a black guy. Whatever, just some black guy breaking in. And they're so racist, they're like, go, he's some animal. Black bear. Impsize on black. Black. What did you get, Jen? So the skier from Finland is currently resting because during the 50 kilometer race,

there was a terrible storm that they actually had to start an hour later than scheduled. And they cut down the race from 50 kilometers to 30. Because of the cold, this man had frozen his penis during this course. And I guess this isn't a rare occurrence because it's happened to him prior to this. So he just constantly has his penis frozen. It's currently being... Well, that means that he either has a fucking python

that like fucking freezes or it's so tiny, where it's easy to freeze. Yeah. He's not a middle person. Yeah. It's either a long cancer tail and it's freezing at the middle part there or it's just real tiny.

And also he's not wearing a lot of stuff down there, maybe. Oh, God. But I look at his face, I'm thinking the latter there. I think it's pretty small. No, he got a micro-pean his face. Yeah, sure. Yeah, but I stash. He got it. So. What sucks is this is your dream. So you got to just deal with the frozen

dick, I think. Like that's it. That's comes with the territory. Hopefully you had a sponsorship from proactive. Oh, he's killing. My man is miserable. Yeah, it's a tough guy. He's got that bomb. He it's a tough guy. That's tough. That bomb must actually guys. That's tough. But he what did he win? He got he had a medal. I don't know. I don't know. They did not ask. They did not list it. They know it in China's kicking our ass. Yeah. You got a frozen dig. You better win. Country skiing. Yeah, which is, you know, I'm gonna go ahead and say he did not win.

I feel like they would have said something if he did. Yeah. Oh, that'd been the first thing guy, guy, dick frees is when he's gold. He sat nice to his dick for a while. Yeah, there's nothing, we have no idea if he finished. Dude, he got, he should get some kind of metal. Participation metal something. Frozen dick something. Fuckin' 11 miles 12 miles. Frozen. So you just thought that bad boy, I don't know how that works. You know what, you can't wear a lot of clothing, right? So you freeze your shirt. He's dick probably froze midway through the raisin. He's got a- Also don't do that.

He's got to keep going. Also don't do that sport, but also don't who cares. No, I see watches and you make no money. Yeah, winter Olympics is a way of life. I do watch that. I don't have that. In those countries, is it big? Yeah, in Norway, I think.

It's also big, so even there, even there, there, I think. I don't think so Soccer's big I mean cross country skiing is like all right, you know Yeah, I've never met a cross country. No, I don't know. I have you and I got a buddy You know white people in if you're actually Sweden if you're in if you're in Vermont in this country Vermont and stuff well the the the cross country cross country Skate teams you don't see a Colorado where did you did you grow up yeah i grew up in mesa erizo that's why i like that i think i think i should get the down you know cross

country skier in a desert no you know he uh... he he was out here okay but he's from sweeten okay but he's back home he's actually back home in sweeten right now doing now you're you're just a new dude because some things about your soul i thought you were just the most fascinating man on earth.

Some things are so black and some things are so white. Dude, I thought you cut his veins and bleak when he too comes. Really? No. All the small things. He has no wases tattoo. His tattoo is the only band. Yeah, all bands.

Really? He's in a punk band. He's very unique and very special. And smart. Yeah, all right, fair enough. I feel like he threw in smart just because he's in a punk bin. He's very unique and very special and small. Yeah, all right fair enough I feel like he's throwing smart just because he's your black He's very smart and he is he likes white people Actually articulate in a way that Like to articulate is articulate Actually articulate in a way that I never sound like a wolf like and it's just

We don't have around just because really I know I never I just know he's always he's always said that I never want to be smart until I saw how curious you were and I'm fucking interested you were in different ideas Yes, that's not that's where

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Does he? Because I don't see. She fell off the stage like crack, she was supposed to take a picture and then she was walking backwards. And lots of time when you're on stage, you can't tell her. I heard you went back.

Yeah, I heard you went back, but people were like, staffer, they're giving them back. That was a shit. So he has him and his brother. He's also not a Spontor so we He paid the bill they said that him and the Rams they paid for the hospital bills and also like her camera equipment because she damaged a camera equipment

Yeah, yeah, I was an old-flaw of stage Faction is fine and then like I like how they made him out to be like a fucking monster. You're a piece of shit. He was like, I'm not a doctor. He needs a drunk and a superman. Yeah, so it's off you went, oh shit, you kept going. Yeah. I don't know, I think he's a racist. Yeah.

It's funny you say that, Brian, because apparently people started digging through this girl's social media. The girl that fell. She's racist. And they found like old, like, she used N word quite a bit for I don't know and Twitter Let me say let me say something as a black person We have assumed that everybody has fucking said the N word I don't use it

We assume that everybody is at least you the guy went in the comments when I Just get quiet all of a sudden you like I had a black went in the public when the rap. I just get quiet all of a sudden. I had a black friend in middle school. I was rapping a lot. I said the word and he was like, don't ever say that word. And I was like, what? And he was like, don't ever. And I was like, okay, all right.

No, I grew up at a time when people who are Indian, Mexican. I heard them say it all the time. Yeah, all my influences. Most of my Indians use it. When we go to New York City, use it. Yeah. When we use it, just as much as black people do. Indian friends will use it. And then they'll be like, my black friends, York City use it. Yeah, well, you use it just as much as black people do it Friends will use it and then they'll be like my black friends. Let me say it

And I'm like yeah, but what about a black stranger? You think that you say it? Yeah, you might be that circle Yeah, this is one thing I always say man. Yeah, yeah I always say yeah, it's one thing I always say and I only say this and I'm only speaking for myself, okay? I don't get mad about the word, you know, I don't, okay, because I don't wanna take it any further than what it is. But you don't have any other things I call you, right?

No, I don't, but when people have said it, I go, hey, you're lucky you're around me. And I was like, I was like, another black person was right here in trouble. You're gonna be in trouble. And they stopped saying it cuz they're like oh shit Like yeah, I'm like listen. I'm not gonna get mad. Yeah, I'm gonna do anything to you. That's how high stakes for all of the crap states That's a fucking there's also no need for yeah, I don't yeah, I never want to use it because I don't want her to make fucking feelings

I don't yeah, yeah, yeah, and I say I'm not I don't speak for every black person. But I say for me, you know, I feel how I feel. But why were you staring at me? What was he about to say? What? You lingered on my face for a little bit of talking. And I know what's going on. And I wanna stop everything, because I can just say,

that this motherfucker, I'm talking, and I'm watching, and he's been this, I had a joke, and you know what, I had a joke, but I'm saving it. I know, and he's doing this, and as I'm talking and I'm watching He's been this I had a joke and you know I had a joke. I know and he's doing this and I'm talking He's going like this and he's not listening to me. He's looking at my face. That's how well. I know my I'm like no I know it's gonna be a whole joke I was like it's too much boy. You're gonna say what about my head? You a nod She really grunked your family own slaves back in the day You really groaned your family own slaves back in the day

Brunt I don't use word I know I grew up a I don't use the joke I was like too much Slave How well I know this motherfucker we know he's so well like it's ever a sensitive topic and somebody is you can't make fun of them and they show up if you'd if you even look at me wrong We're laughing We've lost deals We have Oh fuck Alright So we kind of discussed this last week about Bob Sagas family so they

They got a temporary block for the release of his records of how I passed away and everything else I feel like he's fairly no sum that we don't. I'm not super curious about the family. You heard all the facts. I know, it's a blunt head trauma, right? But the doctor did the autopsy, said it would have to take a baseball bat to cause those fractures in the front and back, or he fell out of a 30-story building. Whoa.

So it makes no sense. I don't wonder if it's, I feel like he was taking blood thinners for sure, but did he, I mean, yeah, I don't know. I don't want blood thinners have to do. Blood thinners have to do a blood loss, right? But not the amount of trauma in the head. When you take blood thinners though, you are more likely to bleed internally, right?

No, but the fractures on the skull is what I'm like, and when a doctor who's like, has no skin, the game's like, I've only seen this damage if someone hit the person the front and the back with a baseball bat or fell 30 story building, when they go, well, he fell in the bathtub and then laid down like, I don't work for me. Yeah.

Cold cases, way too much. Is it possible though that he somehow, again, I keep thinking that he fall backwards, his head with that much force, and then somehow crawl himself to bed and But then the fractured the orbital in the front is so tough. It's so fucking tough He's the back in front. He's our Epstein comedians Epstein Yeah, look like I don't buy a single fucking bit of it. I don't think anybody's ever

Yeah, how about Jolaine Maxwell Juslan Maxfeld the gay guy that they were implicating You just come in to the mill. Yeah, he came from the camera's on yeah same Then say it's an FC and over. It's they just ran it back. What's going on there? Yeah, I think she's the X but they don't want to be too obvious Yeah, I was like she's like yeah, she's also helping the feds like if you notice It's not getting a lot of traction but a lot of these child and sex trafficking places and Florida and all we can shut down Nobody thinks she's not just ratten all this out. So I think they're gonna do all that.

But they don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet.

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They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to kill her yet. They don't want to get it out. But, but, but yeah, I just think that was a clearly, it was Hooker Island and then they got younger girls. I don't know if I call them Hooker Island, but, yeah. Well, there were a lot of those women that were brought there were being paid. I would call it Predator Island, bro. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of them were being paid, but then I think what happened was there were certain dudes like Epstein, uh-huh. According to the testimony, and I haven't followed too closely that we're like, okay, that's cool. There were also men that wanted 15-year-olds. 14 and 15-year-olds. But I think there's that.

I think that's that, and then a lot of it was, these women made a look to older, and they bring these high-profile things there. Yes. And I do, she's into you. You know, that whatever. You're not checking, they do it. Yeah, they're checking.

There's two of them on the... So then they film it, and then you go, hey, Bubba, that's not what's fun, right? We've recorded all of it. So, actually, they're shooting a bit on the... So then they film it and they go, Hey, Bubba, that's not as fun, right? We've recorded all of it. So unless you pass these agendas, unless you play ball, you're fucked. Yeah. So then everyone's like, fuck a little more.

But you and I know a lawyer who is involved in this and, you know, Prince Andrew. So he had sex with this 17 year old, which was actually legal in New York at the time, right? Okay. So it was not a crime, it was actually within that. And he was like 41 or something like that. But he gets there, there's no doubt

that that dude was going there and having a good time. Oh, he was there to get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But you really wonder if, again, is it, was it that, which I can believe? Like, was it a, some kind of an operation? Or was it just that this fucking dude Epstein was a pervert who knew he could get to powerful men

and if you know, if he could just fly, yeah, I know, I think it's a mixture of both. I think Summy fucked over, like it made sure he had dirt on him. And then Sum, if you're friends with home boy, you know what he's into. And you go to the island, you know what I'm saying? Right.

Yeah, you're probably into it. But most of the women, most of the women from what I've seen were like in their 20s and professionals. They were brought there and they knew what was that. Well, a lot of me groomed, though, too. Like they started with like a massage, and you see, I know it was unpayable. Yeah, yeah.

Sure. I don't know enough of this story. I don't even, I actually don't need that. Yeah, I was like, yeah. But it doesn't surprise me that really powerful wealthy men that there's a guy goes dude It's got a private jet. That's good in my mind. I got I bring girls okay That's yeah, I guarantee you Who is this guy dude 30 times? He said it gave you kill you with his handler Yeah, you look at our hands get the chase game like I can try to create you can bring it up

I'll fill you in I fall pretty closely Yeah, he's one of the panelists get the chase game. I can kind of create you can bring it up. I'll fill in the eye fault pretty closely, but what'd you take on the whole thing? I mean, dude, it's so toxic, but that guy was a liaison and he was part of a modeling agency and he would help recruit models. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

Okay. And he'd also shit rainbows. So, you know, he's a gay. Yeah, he got killed himself, Gilaean Maxwell. That's the way he's turned guy. Yeah, you got killed himself. Gila and Maxwell Very Choose out the best People say that I'm not that good at audio, but when it comes to Google Yeah, so what's like the yeah, what do you say?

Stop it. I'm gonna be just type in her name save. Dang it. Uh, uh, stop. I bet he's just type in her name. Who? No, you don't. Your problem is her name. Like she, she's such a, you want me to look it up? Yes, please. What did they find where some of these girls as young as 14? Is that true? 14 15? Mm hmm. Wow. How do you spell songers name? I got it. I'm pulling up the pose right now. John Luke Brunel, the modeling agent accused of supplying

underage girls to Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his a saturday was on the cell and so he would feed them to uh... with his death like a that just like max well do she would find a girl in palm beach they go the mall the c attractive girl she like hey i think you'd be a model blah blah blah don't have a her name is like a huge recruit

i don't think it's names uh... it's just it's It's just a gay dude who, you know, the model agency would feed the girls into Epstein. Yep. There it is. That's it. I do.

This stuff goes on and like we talked about this in Brunei. It's a different guy. That's a different guy. That's a, that's a different guy. It's all right. We got the gist of it, Jen. You know, the model agency, huge filter girls into them.

He commits suicide. There's a whole bunch of this shit that goes on where, like right now, I mean, it's a lot of money. You know, there's a lot of money. You know, there's a lot of money. You know, there's a lot of money. You know, there's a lot of money. You know, there's a lot of money. You know, there's a lot of money. You know, there's a lot of money. You know, there's a lot of money. You know, there's a lot of money.

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I'm like, every two months, doing some shit just shitting down her throat. Give her a fucking 50 grand every three months. Oh, Jesus. I'll do this cell phone thing. She was that toilet girl. Well, I remember the same thing. This girl I dated, I thought we were dating.

Literally. We were dating. Literally. We were dating and she went to fucking, I think it was Brunei or to Bahrain and she told me that she was doing, she was an importing furniture from, it's always a hustle. She said she was an importing furniture from Bahrain. She's the folly to Bahrain. I think I talked to my mom, my mom, they were in the middle east of the time. My mother goes, she goes, Bali to Bahrain.

Is she's doing that? I go, yeah, she goes, that doesn't make any sense. And I started out, and it was big look at the phone call. It was already fucking bad connection. I was like, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you, what are you,

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There's somebody else in the, yeah. To get that picture on that. You see her also, who took the picture? If you see her girl and she's only Instagram famous and she's on a private. Yeah. To get that picture. Who took the piece of your girl and she's only Instagram famous and she's on a private plane. Trust me. That's not her plane. She didn't work for that. She's she's she's not a stranger. Not a brand new. She's not into it.

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First of all, your special is, is, we're going to go back up. It's at 1.4 million views on YouTube right now. It's one of the best specials you will see in a long ass time. Thank you so much. I got a watch. I can't wait to see it. I'm going to be in minutes of fucking fury. Thank you so much. I can't wait 20 minutes of fucking fury I'm not done. I'm trying to drop something else soon. So yeah, keep an eye out

But so you have Irvine on the 23rd. Yep on terriol, California the 24th LA I'm gonna be it's already sold out but dynasty typewriter on the 25th Maybe I could squeeze anybody wants to come. Let me know maybe I could squeeze you in San Antonio March 18 through 20th Tampa April 8 through 9th and then Toronto I'm doing my first theater show at the Royal April 22nd 23rd I'm gonna say the damn thing man. We love it. It's one of them. Thank you. Yes, thank you. Thank you I need you to call me Ashkash for as long as you call me I tried to correct you and you kept calling me Ashkash and I legit, I was like, yo, God wants our destinies for him to call me out.

That's it. That's what we have on the speech impediment. I apologize, but I still speak for him. I love it. It's kind of cool. I love it. I love it. Wednesday, I love you, dude.

Ashkosh. Love it. Wednesday night, shopping friends. We got Dalia, Calon, Chapelle, Jeff Dye, once you only 8 PM, it's at the Hollywood improv, and then Sacramento is this Thursday, Friday Saturday, Sacramento, California. Nashville just won on sale,

March 10th through the 12th at Zainey's, then I close March with Chicago Illinois, March 24th through 26, tickets at thickboy.com or FATKZ.com. Also, the Calbats is fight club merch drops Tuesday That's tomorrow 10 a.m. Ubscreenade drops at thickboy.com get you some Alpine Wisconsin Skyline comedy club. I'll be there March 3rd at the 5th Jason Ellis coming along for the ride

Just Ellis. He's amazing. So I am doing I was so impressed a nice guy. So I love him impressed He's so impressed. Yeah,. So I'm looking at him. He's so impressed. So he's going to be opening up Phoenix Arizona, stand up live March 11th to the 13th Louisville Kentucky Louis comedy club, Jason Ellis again and myself March 17th through the 19th, Miami Florida, Miami, Miami, Miami. You're on the road. You're on the road.

Every single week. This weekend, Kansas City, February 25th and 26th, the comedy club of Kansas City, March 10th through the 12th, the Blue Room comedy club in Springfield, Missouri, April 8th and April 9th, Salt Lake City, Utah, and Wise Guys Comedy Club. Boom. Let me know how Blue Room is in Springfield.

Okay, yeah, yeah, that's all that you're doing. Yeah, yeah. Dude, we love you, man. Gosh, you're the best. Thank you guys, thank you all for having me, bro. We're out. Dude we love you guys thank you all for having me around