The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 775

Episode Date: February 24, 2022

The guys talk sparring, the evolution of Jiu Jitsu and MMA, Shapel's growing interest in fighting, Brendan's Fight Night Flashbacks with Matt Mitrione, Love Is Blind, physical attraction in men vs women, Bryan's story of falling in love with someone on the phone whom he never met and going on a date with her, the buildings shi*t bandit, the new Bill Cosby documentary, slap fighting, Tom Brady acting and producing in a new movie about him and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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She pal, you're curious about fighting. Let's talk about this. I'm just curious about fighting. I think it's interesting. Yeah, I really do think it's interesting. Do I want to fight? Never. You ever been pumped in the face?

I'm. Yes. I've been knocked out. Yeah. I really do think it's interesting. Do I want to fight? Never. You ever been pumped in the face? Yes. I've been knocked out. Yeah. I'm gonna say. I was drunk. Well, I crashed a party. Me and a bunch of punk rock homies. You got dealt with.

Oh man. You know what happens when you box even on my level when I would go into a spar. I get a text from Wayne McCulloch says, you're sparring today? My whole face ruined. Oh yeah, so nervous. I'm so nervous.

I'm like, it's a spark. Like, oh yeah, because now I gotta get in there. I don't know who's gonna be there in this. So yeah even a spark and remember it had to be with some young kid at box I'm right. I was like, what are you doing that kids trying to take your head off? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, still be beat him up, but he's praying for Keith But don't they tell the guys like hitting me and I was getting jabbed and remember I told him I said hey Come in real quick. I go you know Dana white snuck in you've had a contract if you're not crying out right? You know that right? So can tone it down. Yeah, Dana White's not gonna give you a contract if you're not crying out, right? You know that, right?

So we can tone it down. Yeah. And he's still, he's very strong, but he's really strong and he was in shape, but the thing is, he has no experience. So that's what they do. That's right. They start throwing. They start throwing.

And I'm like, you don't hardly get that out of the way. You know who opened, opened up a gym right down the street for me, and I was driving to get my coffee. And I looked over and I'm like, is that a giant poster of Zab Judah? He did. Really? The opening was last weekend and someone told me he's trying to get a hold of me because you know, I'm in the area and I drive by and I'm like, why the fuck with Zab Judah?

He's a, I think a Brooklyn boy. Yeah. Like, you know, boxing royalty. Crazy talented. Oh, Zab Judah. I mean, boxing royalty. Crazy talented. Oh, Zab Jutta. Stupid talented. He was just, it, but-

It's a fitness gym, but you remember, I was telling Tony, he should open up a gym in the valley because they're switching calabassas or like a really nice high end gym cause there's so many moms, there's so many dads who have money out here, who have kids, like it's a no brainer. Tony never did it.

I think they're still trying to. But Zab Jutta, in my mind, I thought Zab Judah, this is gonna be a hard knock fight, Jim. We really don't make money. Yes. Not what he's doing. It's a fitness gym. With Zab Judah.

Oh, okay. It's a fitness boxing fitness. Better. Super smart. That's where you make him. Well, I went to Las Vegas, 10th planet Las Vegas. I can't remember the guy who owns it. Great fucking guy.

Such a good guy and so many ways. But you would appreciate this. You see on a Saturday they have open map. Yeah, okay. Now that gym does, so all belts rent, it's like they call it Randory. So you just go and enroll. There's no class.

Oh, got it. You just go in and work on it. Like free range. I go. And now I saw, I'm gonna share something with you. I saw something that was crazy. But so that gym does really well. Like really.

There's like 500 members. And that opened Matt on Saturday. Dude, one killer after another. Like, a UFC guys did like, Oh my god. Like it's just like one. It's a lot of good guys in Vegas. Yeah, everybody's so fucking body up and then this woman and I don't that's him that guy right there What are what coach Casey fucking House, he hosted just just awesome, but anyway, yeah, so he he fucking that's his gym and

There so I'm watching all these killers all this dude. this is fucking muscles and you know just that's what they do you you you you'd be very familiar with it and then they go this woman walks in Brazilian woman she's got a school in Vegas and she's with her boyfriend or a husband another good looking Brazilian yeah comes over and shakes her hands. I noticed her hands are bigger than mine and she's about my height and Coach Geese goes Watch her watch what she does. She's world champion. Mm-hmm watch her watch how she rolls with the dudes It's the only time I've ever seen in my life. Oh, and you've probably seen this I've actually never seen a woman who was able to hang with the guys on that level. That's it.

Have you seen it? Oh, yeah, yeah. I've never seen it. Where she was genuine. No, McKenzie Dern, Michelle Waters, and give you all you can. But they're much smaller. I feel like do they have? This girl was big.

McKenzie Dern, a role you're the fuck up. Really? Yeah. Guys of all size. Maybe not another male black belt whose big age. So she was rolling with size. But McKenzie Dern, a role up a lot of normal male black belt. So she was rolling with size, but we can see there's a lot of a lot of

a little bit male black belts. Is that right? She's a smoke show. Oh, and she looks like that. And she looks like that. And her dad, she comes from a legendary line. Like her dad's a mega-tron. Oh, gee.

Oh, dude. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Brazilian Royal. It's on. Megatron. Megatron is from the Detroit Lions. Yeah, it's Calvin Johnson.

But just a beast. Yeah, it's Calvin Jonathan. But just a beast Yeah, yeah, and she's a diamond. It was the first time I'd ever seen ever in my life a woman Roll up like really good black Now if you saw the game Stefan around there. How do we do? She can do your suspension anything She didn't see that she she wasn't muscle bound at all. She looked like a fucking tennis pro. Because if there's a straight jujitsu, that's, you know.

Yeah, she looked like a tennis pro. Yeah. But I think in Vegas, there's probably some shenanigans going on. There's a jitsu, I mean. I don't know. Do you think people are getting down? Oh yeah, there's not like straight. Yeah, there's some of these kids.

I don't know why you wouldn't. I'm an advocate for it in this sport. Yeah, some of these kids are training there fucking three times a day. They're young. You know whose videos I watch a lot is a Rafael Lovato. Oh, and you met him in Oklahoma? Yeah, I met him in Oklahoma.

So I love watching Rafael Lovato, World Champion Jiu-Jitsu guy, the most decorated American, as far as like straight Brazilian Gui Jiu-Jitsu. Yeah, the most decorated American, as far as like straight Brazilian Gui Jitsis, the most decorated American. And then also, this guy, the little champion, the little champion middleweight and bellator.

Okay. Because he had something going on with his brain, he can't get commissioned yet to retire. So what, oh that dude, we saw him at that. He's still the other one. You and I saw him at, remember we saw him.

I don't, he's a good buddy, man. Yeah, he was a metamorphosis when you compete. Yeah, and we saw him with a shirt off me. You and Matt Matry on our looking in his body. We were like, what the fuck? I love watching it. He posts videos. His girls are dying piece.

He just got made all the time. But yeah, he's he's always posted in his stuff. His school in Oklahoma is like one of the biggest. I think you have like a thousand students or something. Well, they had to do it too. Yeah. The one thing I thought to myself as I was looking at all these monsters on that mat as I thought,

I am so glad I don't have to make my way in this world as a fighter, the competition. Like a living? The competition? Oh my fucking god. Savages. Yeah, and then she knows too, there are guys that are super good in the gym

who can give a famous fighter fits in the gym. That's a matter, yeah. And like, don't beat them up and all that, but then somehow they can. You know what I don't understand is like, how people can be so critical of like fighters that are fighting professionally, especially with the, you know,

with you guys expressing how hard it is to fucking become a pro. But what else do those people, they have no perspective at all. The toughest thing for them is decide what outfit to wear. Cause I, I don't fight or anything like that, but I'm not sitting here fucking, pretending like, oh, they're fucking, you know.

Well, Emma Mays, Emma Mays. But you're job with, but you're job's not stupid. Yeah, yeah. And those people just really, well, cause I, you know, I mean, that's the same thing I feel like a big guy is, I'll beat the shit out of insert professional fighter. Like, oh, you have no perspective.

Has MMA just, I mean, has jujitsu, does it just continue to evolve? Like the shit that you were learning, is it? Oh, even now, like, when I went to get my black belt, I was sitting with Cody Donnelly, he's like, dude, it's a different game now. Like, a lot of it's leg locks, a lot, you know, he's like, but once you understand,

like the fundamentals of the leg locks You can kind of defend it. He's like, but what we used to do these kids aren't doing anymore man He's like they're not working on like the basic meeting potatoes. Why? That the John Donner her system all that like changed the game for leg locks and all that shit. That's pretty dumb That's what you want it to you know to be a platform man if you yeah, oh yeah If I was your age, that's what I fuck no, you know to be a flower for man if you oh yeah if I was your age That's what I fuck no you know you wouldn't I swear to God's Rogan trying to do it time Rogan for him no takes throw a heat you know he's starting to headline his own shit

You know You Roll around to be really it was so hard requires like you see these guys it Well, it's like golf like you can't just try your surfing when people like, oh, I'm thinking about trying surf and like, you know, try surfing. And by the way, they got a commit to it. Yeah. A lot of the things you see on that mat and that open mat at Vegas, you get to a lot of those dudes. We're D1 wrestlers.

We're some of them we're not going to have a bad champion. Yeah. Some have real jobs too. They're just, you know, they're just like, but the dudes that are training twice, three tasks next is just their job. That's a whole different. Yeah, but like, so like to get into the UFC, like you have to fight in those lower organizations first.

It's a crime. That's how you build. Unless you're a shop. Yeah, yeah, but I did too. I fought in the original. Johnny Curtis wasn't, UFC wasn't? No, no, no, no. I mean, but that's a big local show,

but then I fought in Ring of Fire before that, which is a smaller local beach. Okay. So I got, I was on the local Denver Circuit. Yeah, because that's amateur. No, mine was all pro, but so the, you fight in Ring of Fire, it's a local Colorado kind of thing. And then I became the heavyweight champion of that,

and then I went to another one and then another one. So you can be pro without being in the UFC. Yeah, oh yeah. Has the athleticism level changed since you were fighting or do you think it's about the same? On average. Just gone up for sure. Yeah, yeah, people are so much better now. No, but they were better, but there's like no special. There's like no special. I'm talking about athletes got more involved. And the sport became more well known, like more in the right. And like the more more more, more,

a variety of the sport or like, you know, like it's just like the sport became cool with kids. Yeah. And that's all need to be honest, Dana White and the ESPN. But that's what gives you an impression. When you see people are trying to make it, just make it the ESP right. Then you see how many people would have had one trying to make it just make it the only person Then you see how many people would have had one, two fights and got cut because they couldn't cut it

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So he fight, he's in the same room as in Ghana. Like that's who he would fight. That's who he wants to fight. That's who he wants to fight or whatever. So like, I mean, obviously, and then this is just from a strictly outside fight for tattoo of us. Yeah, because I'm like, he, he a big boy. Yeah.

You know what I mean? He has power too, but also have, but also have, but also a heavyweight though, they're in general. Yeah, I'm not saying I'm not hating on him. I'm just trying to understand. You go farther as a heavyweight if you have an experience as the other weight classes. They're the least technical. They don't have as much feel as you want.

Because you can touch somebody and they go to sleep. So you can get, you can get, there's more knockouts in the heavyweight. He, or someone like Matt Matrione, if they hit you, even with a jab, and you can get knocked out. But is there a lighter guy's that, like, because like you think of Javante Davis

and in his weight class, he knocks out people? Is there guys in UFC like that? Oh yeah, like, have a smaller guy's and knock out. But that's why Javante Davis makes so much money because he's so skilled in knockout ours. Yeah. But if you watch, if you watch how Matt Matrion knocked out,

fucking, Fade out. Fade out? It's not like he wound up and hit him. But if you watch, if you watch how Matt Metrion knocked out fucking fight off, it's not like he wound up and hit him. It's, the strength is such that it's like, they both knocked him back in. It just came at each other. If you want to see him break down that fight, you can go watch Fight Night Flashbacks right now on Think Boy YouTube.

So we sit down, me and Matt sit at this new show I do. We sit down and me and Matt watch our fight together and go through the emotions of that. Watch the Derek Lewis fight and then watch the Fedor fight. Wow. Wow. What was he, was the Fedor fight for him? What did he say about that?

Was that out of it? He didn't come from our world. Matt doesn't give a shit about fighting. So he's like, I don't, I gotta look at him the same way you guys did. Like a goat, I guess dude, he goes, he looked like a cabbage patch kid to me. He's like, all right, this is what he's doing. He's like, so I don't hold him in the same regard as all of you guys, which I think, I think, he beat him by knockout. And this guy's like,

they both, so they both, they can do that same time. Hit each other, both knock each other down. The mat is so much more of an athlete popped up than knocked him out. Really? Yeah. I mean, am I allowed to see it? We can't play it, but we can't play it on a show. It's quick. That's what they're doing. Well, Matt moves on his feet. Look at how light he is on his feet. Look at that shit. But I know Fator wants to fight back and Matt was like, I would come out of retirement and fight him again.

So I was comfortable. See, in Fedor's OG, that was great. Grace to ever do it. If not the greatest. He caught that. That's fucking it. Yeah. Let's see how Matt responds and then knocks him out.

Oh, yeah. So it was just a matter of that. Done. It was just a matter of that split pop up. Yeah, Matt's such a freak athlete. But Matt was saying, you big boy. She out fast. He's out fast. He is. Yeah. that's such a freak athlete. But Matt was saying, You big boy. Yeah, fast news. Yeah, fast news.

Yeah. Hey, six years of the NFL. That's no joke. No, it's first team all big 10. That Purdue. And Matt's a right. Look. He even come out as junior year to the NFL.

He's such a guy athlete. Yeah, Matt's a freak dude. But Matt was saying he was like the crazy thing about Fedor is his hand went from here to my face. And I didn't really see it. He's like, he's the fast guy I've ever fought. Damn. Now think of Fador and his pride.

Nightmare. Speaking of fast, you were talking about like, time. Nightmare. GSP with the gymnastics and stuff. Like, I mean, I was about to do my handstands and stuff at the gym. I was asked to do a handstand.

Yeah, you were, and then they asked me if I could do it. I'm like, maybe I'm tight. And they're like, you have done gymnastics. And when we used to do cats with GSB, he used twice a week to make us go to gymnastics. He can do backflows in gymnastics. I think GSB, but like, but like, but also like, I know the world of gymnastics.

I don't know the world of fighting. It's good for body control and the correlation. Our court, like, especially GSB, it was good for him. And I think he mastered everything. But to me, you would be two hours at gymnastics. I'm like, I feel like it should be wrestling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really looking at Nate McCartney.

I'm like, dude, I feel like we should be hitting hits or wrestling. Nate made a focus on the interesting. Like, what I think what makes GSB so great was people like talk about his athleticism, I think it was his mind, his strategic mind, his ability to go, I see what you're really good at and I see what you're not good at.

And I'm gonna catapalize him. So he fights Josh Koshdek, you're not gonna wrestle him, he jabs the fuck out of his face, right? But they're also wrestled him. Then he can wrestle him. But what I'm saying is that Nate told me that GSP, which I didn't know is a fucking really good chess player.

Really smart dude, yeah, super smart. So he's got a specific right. So he has all these things outside of the war. And that's sort of war I didn't know, is a fucking really good chess player. Really smart, dude, yeah, super smart. So it's like, he's got a specific right. So he has all these things outside of the world. And that's sort of war and history. Yeah, loves it. And probably strategy too, right? He's the strategist. He solves the problem.

The best ever, yeah. Did he go out undefeated? No, no, almost. Almost. Had really hard fights. I mean, with Carlos Condit, with Johnny Hendrix, I mean, unbelievable. People think he lost that Johnny Hendrix fight,

and he lost a match, too. Yeah. See, I'm loving the world of it and understanding it. It is tough to watch, because I get stressed out, because I'm like, you know. He had an incredible, especially when I like a fighter. You know what I mean?

When I like the fighter, I want the fighter, I win, but like, I would beat Nick Diaz, you think that's easy, huh? Johnny Hendrix, Michael Bizbeng. Oh, these are the he fought everybody I mean killer. He beat Johnny Hendrix but the decision a lot of people think Johnny won that fight, but yeah, I saw it Okay, yeah, he took a lot of he took most of the damage. Yeah, yeah, I don't think anybody got robbed. Yeah I got to take the belt of the women the champion guys No. No, you got to take the...

You got to take the belt of the women, the champion, guys. This has been MMA history, our guys. No, but as I was saying, you're like... That even went very tight on the sides, huh? Daddy went super tight. Oh, Brian, with my Mexican barber. Bring up Hitler's haircut first, huh? He'll let him have this.

No, Hitler's longer. I'm not saying anything. It's more of a Inglor's bastard's Brad Pitt cut. You're right. But there it is. That's Inglor's bastard on the far right there. See, Hitler. Yeah, he had it.

He had it. No, he's not Hitler. And then Hitler had the hard part on the side. Yeah, Jesus, he did. And then the mustache, you know. That little mustache that no one's but my country has ever seen. Yeah, but you can't really do it you have a mac this more like the maclamore

they go you know I'm uh that's more yours and I don't that's more yours you know you don't just pretty just the fage on that alone is not right nazis were not good at fage now because they don't have mexicans do mexicans and black guys give the best fades. Look at Ray finds some guy. Hey, why guys from the hood cut really good hair too?

Oh for sure. They cut really good hair. I wish I had hair that mattered where it mattered. You cut your own hair. Yeah. You still get your hair. You did it the other day. Because it really doesn't matter.

It does it. In fact, to the point where my girl, the woman I live with, looks at me, I shaved my head. She goes, did you get your hair? I was like, nope, guess it doesn't matter, either way, I sure did. Yeah, you shaved it. Shaved it.

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because you want us to believe that we're not? No, he said that because I, because I did see an older picture of myself and I went, oh, there's a difference. Like, I was getting the fucking hoods. On top, but they didn't do the bottoms, huh? They just didn't do the bottoms too. Interesting.

Hey, because look at his bottom right. I know. The bottom left is what. The bottom left is. The bottom right here? No, no, no, sorry, bottom. Yeah at his bottom right. I know the bottom left. What the bottom left is bottom right here? No, no, sorry bottom. Yeah, you're right little swallowing. Yeah, daddy It's a bag little swollen. Well daddy daddy can't be drinking the wine He drinks sometimes and eating all that I thought you were off all that I am that you're new here I am but I went out to dinner is the meat one night with my girl and another couple

Would you guys go we went to Wallis in Santa Monica. That's your spot. Boy, that food is getting fucking good. Whatever they're doing at Wallis in Santa Monica, God damn it they're doing well. It's just too far for me to get. I know, one of the best meals I had last night and the motherfuckers and, but I, the guy,

I know the psalm at the sommelier and he brings me, brings me it by the glass. It's not cheap. Come on, what couple that you go with. What couple did you go with? My boy James Bischard, the guy who created magic mind and his lady. Oh, gotcha.

And they're great. They're great. I love them. There's nothing worse when you go with your girls friends. And she'd go, you know, my girlfriend's boyfriend or something like that. No, and he basically do a podcast. I did her.

But my girl gets along with her girl. Madge getting to fighting. I fuck my life. Well, you know, when you're when you got when you're married, you want when you have a couple of friends, you got to make sure everybody meshes and the gal's getting along. You might love the guy, but if the gals don't get along, then it's awkward. Yeah, but they hang out Tigers' best friends. We're friends with their, they're the couple there. Right. They're in the same, but we're in the same wheelhouse. Yeah, my boy James is, I just love talking to him. He's like 35 and maybe. And you're not gonna go out with anyone that really don't have kids, you know what I'm saying?

Correct. Because you have no other kids. I see you have two kids. So you have a lot in common. You just stop hanging out with anybody that don't have kids. Yeah, and that doesn't make sense. Yeah. Because I hear you're talking about your kids

and I go, I don't know what to say to that. No, you have not, I mean, then you go to dinner, it's all about the fucking kids. Yeah, and that makes sense. Yeah. Cause I hear y'all talking about your kids and I go, I don't know what to say to that. No, you have not, I mean, then. Yeah. You go to dinner, it's all about the fucking kids. Yeah, no, I get it. Yeah, that's an interesting relationship. Relationships are tough. So much stuff is to be out.

A lot of work. Yeah, a lot of work. No, I think, you know, I think relationships when you are trying to build something, if you're, like, like, with, what all three of us do. Yeah. You don't have a boss, but we also, it's up to us. It's up to you. A lot of stuff. You got to stay relevant. You got to come up with ideas. You got to always, you're basically always an entrepreneur and always coming up

with different ideas and how to do it. One hundred percent. And that's a full-time fucking job. Correct me if I'm wrong. It's a full-time job. And there are thousand fires to put out. And time job and there are thousand fires to put out and then you have to have a relationship and what you have to be careful of is not growing in different directions. That's why you've got to be disciplined about date night and all that shit. That's why that show of his blind. That show dressed me fucking nuts because you know the premise of the show. So it's all these couples. We're going to be a pretty good show. I enjoy the show but it's a these couples. We're gonna call it a big, big show.

I enjoy the show, but it's a crock. Don't forget those producers though. What's that? Don't forget there's producers. Oh yeah. But that show, they're taking out the one main aspect of that guys are more physical attracted to women than just emotional attachments.

So they're behind the walls, and I want to just be like, dude, I'm telling you, pick that one, because there's a guy, there's this black dude on there, and he jelled with two girls. And you just want to yell out, like that one's more your style. Now he's gonna gel with both of them.

He picked the wrong one, and then when they see each other, he's like, oh, cool. And then he's like, I'm sure the sexual chemistry will build. Right now it's not there. It's like, no, cool. And then he's like, I'm sure the sexual chemistry will build. Right now it's not there. It's like, no, won't, because.

Because as soon as you feel that reaction, you're like, well, these experts are taking out a huge component for the male that sometimes it starts with a physical attraction. It's about lines, bro. But also, you have a type. Of course you do. Just because you connect on emotional level,

you could be really good friends, there's that, but doesn't mean you're gonna be in love with the chick. Well, so they're in a whole lot of time. So clearly, you can be in love with her. Let's be honest, you're moving with somebody, you put up with all the shit from each other because you like to fuck each other. That there's gotta be a sexual.

That has to be. So she for the man. Yes, and so if I'm not like it's I when I was a young man I was working in Wall Street and you would talk to a lot of people I was working the payables receivable thing and you would talk to their assistant. You make connections.

You make connections with the most. You're talking about the greatest voice and we fell in love over the phone. It was good. I love his butt. Let's go. All collar and just go like, I got you going. Business Wall Street.

Yep, I'd call and she'd go, oh my God, you know, we talk and we just be like, what do you do? And we decided to meet for a drink and I was gonna marry this girl. And a warlock. Yep, but then a warlock showed up. A warlock.

It's that, but there's nothing wrong with this. What are we gonna say? No, it's okay. It's just that, I nothing wrong with this. Yeah, whatever you're gonna say. No, it's okay. It's just that I wish she had let me know. It's no, she was very lovely, girl, lovely. But, just say it. But it like I just wish she had let me know that she had the same body type.

Not to be a dick, I'm gonna be. It's all good. It's all good. And people love all different types. Yeah, yeah, yeah. TV's on the inside. I had a tag, but it doesn't mean I like it. She had just could have eluded me to the fact

that her body type is very close to Matt Mitrion. Like that would have been, right? I feel like Matt. Literally, I got there and I went, I went, well, you're a giant. Yeah, her shoulder, I was like, you're just so, how do you, how do you close that out? How do you fucking, you're using nice guys? you how do you how do you close that out? How do you

I had a nice guy so you have a very nice Then you never talk to her. Yeah, unfortunately, that's exactly what happened with them. Unfortunately, you just feel bad But what's it was like that love is buying that there's this small Indian guy and he's he likes to work out So you know, they're in those pods whatever talking. I don't know how many fucking hours a day. Yeah. And so he sits down with this heavy sat like, I mean, hat. Sure. Very thick isn't the work. There's thick and then there's, you know, fat. Sure. So she was very fat. So he's trying to like, because you, you're not allowed to ask physical questions. But

they're guys. So my favorite things is watch these guys try to navigate those rules. And he's all, yeah, she goes, what do you do with your free time? He's like, yo, man, I'm very active. I love to work out, I work out every day, twice a day sometimes. But I wake up more and I work out. You know, I do my juice and I meditate. And then I'll go to work and I'll go work out again, you know, working out as my life.

Like I'm very strict and Focus on my health and he was do you work out and you know Cameraman she's like, uh No, not really my thing he goes, oh, that's okay, you know because you there's some other stuff we connect on and he's trying because you can't ask certain questions he goes So you just don't like you just never work out and she's like, no, I don't like the sweat. And he's like, you can see his wheels are trying to go cool, cool. And then as far as diet goes, like I don't do gluten or carbs.

She goes, oh my God, I love carbs. And he, he's seeing me, he's like, yeah, and she goes, I love carbs. And he's like, like, what kind of carbs? And she's like, Matt pizza, lasagna, meatloaf, and he's all, so and he can tell he's like, how can I ask this? And he goes, so like if we went on a run, you wouldn't do and she goes, if you want to carry me, and then he goes, ching, and you see a light bulb, go boom, he goes,

I'm just asking him, like, if I had to, could I pick you up and carry you? Oh God, yeah. Oh. Ha, ha, ha. She goes, she goes. That's offensive. She goes, you, this isn't about physical

and you just seem like, you seem like the camera man, you can just tell he's like, she's fat. Yeah. Okay, and Ke, how did you feel? Oh, they're just being honest. They never talked again. Of course, you know,

there are weird things that happen But how long will you to pretend that physical Attractiveness isn't a major player in all I'll give you an example. There was a very pretty girl in college. I feel bad even saying this now Sure, but she was so beautiful and she was so great and this is gonna sound like I'm an asshole But when she took her bra off it was a mess When she took her bra off it was a mess It was the crazy

What I was like she looked like a national do you ever it just I I've never seen any but when they're when in the ball their I got no pro. Yes I got no problem with with with real breath. Hey, I have no problem a little sad, but this was Downer. No, this was impossible. Oh so, I remember going, I remember just saying, I go, fuck, I just, I'm just not into that. But there, and it's not that you're bad guy, there's nothing you can do. There was another girl I dated who had, just, she had this, I don't like that.

Wait, Kat, so like you're a girl, right? I feel bad. And you hear like this, this is how the males feel. Like it's a fucking physical. We're physical. Yeah. Like as a woman, you hear that. Cacking connect on more than a physical account.

I feel like, I also, I'm like accustomed to being around men and women, and I will say behind closed doors, women are meaner. I bet. When it comes to physical go in action. Yeah, it can't. I feel like women go on the physical as much as men do, but I will say, for every mean thing I've heard,

or like even any salacious thing a man has said about a woman, a woman has said something twice as bad. About a woman. No one's meaner to women than other women. I feel like women do take the cake. Like me and girls take the cake for being fucking- We do, we do, yeah. Not women like that, but- I feel like women do take the cake. Like me and girls take the cake for being fucking jealous. We do, we do, yeah.

Not women like that, but like, He was seven years old. He was talking about this before. My friend, he made a joke. He was doing stand-up and it was something I've always said to myself. He was on a roller coaster with this girl. And there was a roller coaster kind of like went up and she went like that and he saw her from an angle.

Oh, yeah. And he was like, I made a mistake. He got the egg. Oh, there was an, and he was like, I mean, I'm gonna say. He got the. No, there was an angle where he does, I'm not a track. There's just, I'm not a track to do it anymore. That's a fucked up thing, but, but also that, no, that is fucking, but also that show, what is it?

Love is blind. Love is blind. It's also like, it's not blind. Love is blind, which is a complete shit to lie theory. But the other thing is, there's some white guys, black guys, there's a Mexican girl on the who she solely dates black guys.

And that's her vibe, but in the show, you have no idea. Like I guess you could tell if the guy was like, like real thug or super nerdy white or super Asian, like fresh out of Asia, you know? But other than that, like they're Americans, so you don't know what ethnicity they are. I have this guy and he, dude, I just wanna yell into a fucking TV, because again,

he had to pick between two and then he got proposed. So you gotta make a big decision. This one girl, this is White Girl from Chicago. I think she's a hairdresser. A fucking ten, dude. And they connected so good. And then he had connected with this this like I think she's Korean She built like Christian. There's not much that you know what I'm saying. Yeah, and I just want to be a body

But not for but not for an Asian girl So I want to be like over here He wasn't in there. He was more into the Asian girl. He was I have a better connection with that I'm like dude. Oh hey bro if you could just see Even if even if your connection with this Asian is a 10 with this smoke fucking show here just sort of shit together, even if you had a nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And now he had he but he didn't see her. He didn't know he. Brindy, you know they have a lovers blind Brazil. I know they're all amended. They're all fucking hot. All of them are hot. Well, that's rather how you see that. By the way, I think that's kind of how it should be

because it's a nice, when you connect with somebody, it's let's be honest. Most of the people that you fuck with and you end up moving in your house or your date, if they didn't look like that, you'd probably run the other way. I'll tell my girl this all the time. She goes, well, because we're talking about the show.

She's like, I think it's good. They're taking the physical attribute out of it. I go, I just think they're ignoring the way men and women are built. Like this, it's not gonna work out. Cause I have a tie. And she goes, oh, so you tell me, if I was 300 pounds, I go, hold on, I'll finish.

You wouldn't be here. She goes, what do you mean? I go, if, let's say you were 300 pounds, oh, look, there's no first date. No, there's no kids, there's no tiger butt. You're not here, but I don't know what world we live in. But if you were 300 pounds, I would approach you. No, but here's what happened with Joe.

I remember this. He had a lot of girls like this guy, right? But this girl comes along. The first thing she does is she shuts him down. Like he tries to make a move the first night and she goes, I don't know who the fuck you think you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that's good. Ty move.

But also, she was already, she was a fucking smoke show. A smoke show. Now, that's LA. So LA, it's like, it's like Dub says, beauty's a commodity. It's like swimming with dolphins. A lot of dolphins in the water, okay? It's a lot of fucking dolphins. That wasn't, it's like, Dub says, beauty's a commodity. It's like swimming with dolphins. A lot of dolphins in the water, okay? It's a lot of fucking dolphins.

That wasn't, was so, so she, but what caught his eye and had him go in was that, then he started to see that she was mommy-type, that she was wife-type because of her character about the way she had carried herself. But we don't get to that. Oh, no, no, no, no. That second base relationship.

If first base is 300 pounds There's no we this We're not continuing this journey through Everything else the law how long are we gonna fake the how long you guys want to do it though? They lie to themselves. No, there's I don't think they're lying I think those people if you're gonna if you're gonna take the time to be with someone that's obviously 200 more pounds than you, it's a lack of options. Yeah, bro, until I get a team,

if you could take that girl's personality whichever you match with and put her in a smoke show body, and then you go, hey man, they won't know. You can pick either the 300 pounder or the smoke show, same personality. 99.999, you know what, 100% of guys ago, I'll take the smoke show with a good personality. It was like what I was talking about.

You'll think Rich News is a guy. It was like what a guy. It was like what a guy. A cosmonessant is something interesting too. It's like, you think there's a scale of one to 10, until you get to certain circles in Los Angeles, New York and Miami, and then you realize that there's a 10 to 20.

Nothing could be truer. But that's with everything. I don't mean that, you know, that's with everything. It's like, you think you're doing well, like financially. And then you get in a circle of like my friend Todd and these other guys and you're like, oh my God. Sports that way? That's why I'm a peasant.

Like my bank account is compared to theirs. I'm like, I should be driving Uber for this. My buddy, Leo Flowers talks about how he thought he had a chance at the NFL and then he tried to guard Randy Moss. And he went, oh, this is awful. Different. It's the same shit, man.

But especially like, yeah. Like, there's a guy who was very monogamous guy. God bless, you know, like just, that's how it is. He said God bless. There's a guy who was very monogamous guy. God bless, you know, like just, that's how it is. He said that. And there's a famous dude who said, he said, he said, yeah, that's cool. You have a judge on that, but there are women that will make that'll change your mind.

And he goes, no, that's not possible. And he goes, you think so? Do you think so? He goes, yeah. Cause they were talking about how they're, you can spend $5,000 on a woman in places in certain world. It's about a professional.

And when you spend $5,000 on those professionals, it's a very different thing. You understand? It's a very different thing. And this guy who was out of mission said, that girl showed up in my door because they wanted to prove to me something. And I forgot my last name And I forgot my last name. I forgot my last name. But it's the same thing like,

it's with anything, you just get used to certain things. So it's like, I drive great cars. Love my car. Yeah. But if a car pulls up to me that I don't have, or that's attainable, you're like, fuck, I wish I had that car. Even though you're in a great car.

Yeah. But I bet that car's fine. Yeah. The car is a bad ass. But you get to a point, I think when you get older where no matter what, it took so much work to get this that you don't want to fuck it up. Oh, but then you also realize that,

we'll keep using cars as a reference. You realize that your car's really dope and that one looks really fast and hot and has a big ass and tires and a reference. You realize that your car is really dope and that one looks really fast and hot and has a big ass and tires and tits. And so then, wait, and yeah, it's a chest steering wheel. You're my chassis. And then you realize that that's just,

you're my chassis. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it. That's an analogy. And it's an illusion. It's an illusion. And you can lose your house. And half your money.

And half your money. So once you stick with the car, you have that's really fast and cool. Now you can lose your house. And half your money. And half your money. So once you stick with the car you have, that's really fast and cool. Now you gotta go through that. Sometimes you gotta go through that. I love this because let me tell you something. I love my Jeep. I don't look at any other car.

I fucking love my Jeep. And you know what? I never want you to fucking change. I love my Jeep. And I never want you to get this. I don't give a fuck about any other car that got damn broken. Now here's the thing, because I love the Jeep. And I love my Jeep I don't give a fuck about any other car that got them bro. Here's the thing I love

And I love your Jeep Have you seen the Rubicon V8 though with the Hemi in it? And the big tires? Let me ask the question Why you gotta do it? Why you gotta do another Jeep? There's always level on it There's always level on it

We're talking about Jeeps, what are you talking about? I'm so fucking poor so I'm like eat a. What are you talking about? I was saying, well, like, if I saw fucking Porsche, I'd be like, eat a dick. But you all like Porsches. I don't. But you like jeeps. I love jeeps. And the jeeps are my fucking, you drove the Rubecon, the hemi,

with the lifted tires, the body kit. Why you say like? I'm just saying there is that actual, another levy. Why you say like, when you say hair, it's waiting like, with the hemi, with the body and

in five years I will be real I will be real sorry I will be realistic I do think what you said is true like yes there I mean there are people you know that that hey they have their relationship with their person blah blah blah and

All of a sudden they grow in status and money and all this shit and all of a sudden certain type of people or you know Beautiful women are coming around. Yeah, and just saying hi. I get that. I don't think it's weird I got to don't think it's crazy. Yeah, I'm saying I love my jeep No, I know and all I'm saying is we need to put you on those rubicon And just like you take it for a spin. And then you can decide. Here's what happens. Here's what happens.

You also, let me, you also, you're also leasing that Jeep. And so it's like, you're not married to Larry. So you might want to buy a Rubicon because the investments in the back. We got my jeeps. We got my tricky cars. We're talking about jeeps. So if you're leasing,

why don't you have another Jeep? Because you're leasing, why don't you have another jeep? Cause you're leasing, it's only a three year lease daddy. Now the Rubicon is an amazing stereo, right? The best. So it goes, and the reception on your phone, it's gotta, it's gotta be. I love a good stereo. I love you, I listen a lot of music.

I mean, that's good. So when happens in live, and all these things happen, and live, you start making money, what you're gonna do, five years, now you and your girl settled down and she goes, and you're like, I like where I live. And she goes, me too. Can we just, since we have money,

can we just go look at what's possible? And then you start looking at the houses in LA and you go, that's the view. It's like that? That's the view that I got. I can have, that's the car. But I'm such a simple man that I don't fucking. God bless you, Shabbat. And I wish I was more like that. I really do. So what but I'm such a simple man that I don't fucking God bless you

Shabbat and I wish I was more like I really do but so what I'm like I'm like a rarer I'm the same way I was yeah I I think what you have is super special I wish I was more like that yeah that's not by choice but hey I like my test no they're fine. Another cool. No, excuse me. No, I know. I didn't mean to say that.

I'm sorry. But to the point of cars, have you driven the Porsche electric car, the turbo, the Decon turbo? I have not. But you don't like Porsche's. Oh yeah, they're stupid. No, the problem is that they don't, I don't have a supercharger station.

So it becomes hard. It's not as convenient, right? But it's, it's, it's, it's, it's. We can figure those details out. It's almost, I know, right? Yeahcharger station, so it becomes hard. It's not as convenient, right? Let's figure those details out. It's almost over. I know, yeah, yeah, yeah, back to your point. Yeah, I don't know. Do I have a three? No, I feel you.

Back to what you were saying. I forget the point I was making. Oh, I think it's great that you're satisfied with what you have, because if you do go down that road where you're always searching for something better, something that you're never gonna be happy. I searched for more and like other things like career wise. searching for something better, you're never gonna be happy. I search for more and other things like career wise. Yeah, I'm not saying I'm like,

I'm like, tear-listing like, yeah, like so wide. My house is cool. You've been to my house. Yeah, I'm gonna be out. Don't, don't, right? My house is cool. My house looks like a fucking shack

compared to Todd Feldman's house or Lenny Krauts' house, why did that soup? You're at their house. You'll walk in there and go. Oh my God. I'm not walking to my house, son. Kick them. Fuck. He's a shit. He just started snogging shit off the table.

No, that's the biggest thing. When you go, you have friends that have real money. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? Because also many guys. But I'm not saying, but I'd say this, I rather live in a shack with two healthy kids and a wife who loves me, then a lot of those rich guys I know don't have any of that

and they're miserable, and they're going through hot chicks every night, and they're miserable, miserable, miserable. And on holidays, they're calling me to come over mine. You can't use to anything, right? You can get used to almost anything. The inside of a car could be fucking beautiful. You'll get used to that. Oh, dude, I'm telling you, I've had, I. The inside of a car could be fucking beautiful. You'll get used to that.

Oh, dude, I'm telling you, I've had, literally, I'm a car guy. I have, literally some of the best cars on the planet. Just a car, I'll throw up. Yeah, you get in, it's steering wheel, you're on the phone trying to deal with a bunch of shit. Yeah, it doesn't matter. It just, hey man, this is a,

oh, the deal fell through, but I'm still excited about my Jeep, like I just got it. That's fantastic. You know what, I don't get tired of? You know, my view of the ocean and the sun shining in Los Angeles. Small flat. Have you seen how?

No, but you know what I don't get sick of? Yeah, right. My ocean view. Yeah, kick your fucking feet off. Right. I just got it. I know it's up, but I just, I just, I can't.

You know what I, what I, what I wake up more and I have an ocean view film. No, I didn't finish my sentence. To have my servants bring the breakfast in me, is what I meant when I have my ocean view. But there are certain things like the sun, the shines every day in Los Angeles. Like that's why he and I were talking about people

going to Nashville and they were going to fucking the Austiners, but no one's happy that I know that move. Everybody's moving out. Well, I don't know that. I have been on that. People move me. I was like, well, all right. You feel here every fucking week now because you can't get up in national enough. Josh Wolf left. He's in that, you know, everyone that moves like I know a lot of people. So many people. A lot of people move back.

And I think they just announced I think don't control. Oh, is he? I didn't know he left. But I, uh, yeah, he's kind of in his own world. Yeah, he's he is. Yeah, I love you know that i know they there's breaking news that they uh... the mass mandate is gone what yeah it's gonna be gone i think it's really soon but this is what's hilarious but the only thing it's not gonna be gone in california special a in school so they still want to know how i just it's it's it's a teacher's it's a teacher's it's a teacher you know there's

no one more powerful as far as you know Friday Friday yep But not for schools that's fucking and you know for a fact kids aren't affected by COVID And so the teacher's union is so powerful and the the governors and the Politicians and the mayors are so worried about the union that there's continued a lot kids down with mask. Wow.

There's absolutely zero science behind it. Brendan, remember that security guard that we know who works at, who's the security guard at school? He said, man, it's so weird. It's all depending on the teacher. Yes. You know what I mean? Like some teachers like, oh, you know, where you met some teachers like, I know, what

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but then also, like if you're an older teacher, that's fine, do your thing. You can stay to mask, your boost didn't, and that stayed, and that's your end all be all. So you do that.

But for the kids who we know aren't affected by COVID, because you're worried about your health, you're forcing children, fucking kids, four-year-olds and older to wear masks, how long you wanna do this, man? Unbelievable. For the one. So you're trying to save this one dumbass teacher.

I go nuts over. Who's Vaxate boosteded quadruple boosted. Bitch, you wear a mask. And you make the kids. It's absolutely insane. And I don't think it's gonna stick around too much longer. I bet by March 18th. You're kids having a wear mask?

Of course, but not outside. They don't wear a mask, I need a lot of other schools outside. Mine can take more time. Oh, the teacher sent me a picture. I'm like, you could send me fucking pictures. That could be anybody's kid. He has a mask on picture. I'm like, you could send me fucking pictures. That could be anybody's kid. He has a mask on. Until the release masks don't send me fun.

But they're not connecting like, that's a problem when you're not with a fancy, fancy face. Well, yeah, yeah. I think it's a huge problem. Which is like for kids. They don't get it. They don't die from COVID, they don't get it.

But even with the teachers, you're being so powerful, there's no way, parents are gonna put up with this. Where everywhere else in the work, you can go anywhere else in California, LA. But schools where kids aren't affected by this, they're still in mass. I just, I have faith in the masses

that this is gonna be the turning point where they go, all right, dude. This is, now you're fucking with our kids. Yeah. Everybody's good, but the kids. What are we doing for the three years now? Yeah, but now, if they're releasing everywhere else, but schools, there's no way parents are gonna put up with this.

I'm sorry, people put up with law shit. You fuck with people's kids and the different animals. Then there's no, forget left, right, middle, center, Democrat, forget all that. You mess with their kids. That's right. All the sun, there's no more politics. That's right.

Now it's kids. So I do think this is me the turning point. We're building a hold on, dude. Hold the fuck up. It makes me... I pray to God that this is the turning point. I really do, man. It makes me nuts.

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that's six months for the price of three. Just go to babble.com, use the promo code fighter, that's B-A-B-B-E-L.com code fighter, babble, language for life. There's almost nothing that can get me to go out in the street and demonstrate, like you be throwing kids off bridges, like 24-7, and I'd be like, fuck, are they doing that? Like, we gotta go and I go, fuck. How far away is it though?

Is it a long throw? It's two hours. I'm like, how fucking busy, but I'm angry, you know? But if you want me to tweet, somebody don't, man. I'm not tweet-so-tweet. And I'm gonna talk about it on my podcast. But this is the one thing that would get me

to kind of create, just like, hey, fucking. Yeah, it's just, you know on my podcast. Yes, but this is the one thing that would get me to kind of create. Just like, hey, fucking. Yeah, it's just, you know, it's so hard for me to, if I'm thinking about being an activist, you got some problems. So, you two, right? To go off what you were saying, is it like, is there like one head of the teacher's union

that's like, hey, this is how we're gonna do it? And there's a new guy who's in charge of LA, you know, five school district. He just got the job. He came from Miami. He's really good at what he does. He's already eating shit because he's like, we're still gonna listen to CDC on the mass with the kids and he's already just taken heat for it.

So him being new, I, hopefully he listens to actual the evidence for data. I'm sure it's a lot of research. But I'll see you run public schools, so be cool, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're not fucking getting us to the moon, it's a live-in-ass-front data. I'm sure it's a live-in-ass. But I'll see you run public schools. So be cool, you know what they like. You're not fucking Guinness to the moon, my man. I just found out my state is the, my home state is the worst with the, I think we're the last place

for public school. Oh, but yeah, like the schools are bad. Yeah, we're pretty bad. Yeah, public education. But look at me though, you know? Yeah, you're doing it, right? Yeah, dude. Yeah, you're doing it. Yeah, public education. But look at me though, you know, you're doing it. Yeah You're great. Where are you this weekend? I'm I'm in Appleton, Wisconsin. Get it. March. No, you're gonna love that you're gonna love that club being March 3rd

Where am I I'm I'm I'm I kind of March 30th. Jason Jason Ellis. I Jason is fucking I said dude just come on the road and have a good time with me And you know what he's such a good person. I love him. I I've always loved him And he said he's the he's one of those guys But I think it's very tough. I've seen this set. Yes, that's good. I saw him come on So shut he's a storyteller and I went and I was like, you know, I'm gonna fucking Give him a shot. Yeah, I go you want to come on the road me you come on the I went and I was like, you know, I'm gonna fucking give him a shot Yeah, I go you want to come on the road me you come on the road and he was like dude. I would you know I'd love to you. Well, you gotta remember to Jason has been on

Radio on serious I don't know eight years So it's like it he's carrying that show you that's Monday through Friday the guy can figure it out Apatem, Wisconsin Louisville Comedy Club march Let me know how that Apatna, Wisconsin, Louisville, comedy club, Marcia, and the 90s. Let me know how that club is. I'm doing that. I will.

Louisville. I don't know if Phoenix he, I think he's got his kids. But you got this, you got this weekend free. I got this weekend. Oh, Daddy's free this weekend. He's free this weekend. Daddy's got, Daddy's got his son and I got family in town from my, my real side is see baby, see baby.

Papa's in Sacramento. Thank you. Thank you. There's no no, no, yeah, no mandates. There's no mandates there. Uh-uh. That's beautiful. They were like the most strict, wasn't there in North? No, no one's more strict than that. Well San Francisco was the strictest in LA.

Sacramento's in LA. Now it's LA. I like Sacramento. Sacramento. I don't think I've been to Sacramento. Yes, that's great. I'm not sure how to do. Great club. Yeah, great club. That's a great't think I've been to Sacramento. Yeah, that's great. I'm coached on a great club.

Yeah, great club. That's a great club. The off-seeing Astral's pop in. They don't have anything on them. Is it TJ Dillishaw out there? In Sacramento? No, he's down here. He's in Orange County, actually.

Oh, okay. Yeah. He's in Orange County part-time, then also he lives in, has a house in Colorado. Oh, okay. But yeah, he went to Fullerton High School, or college. When was he fighting again? He was knee-guided. No, he's ready to go. He's waiting for the winner of Peter Yon,

Al Jermaine Sterling. I'll get the winner of that. That's going to be a fight. Him and Peter. Yeah, but TJ is great. Yeah, he used to, he had a house next to Leastor Bone on the lake there out there, northern Colorado.

What would you, where would you money be on Yon? TJ can all the emotion out there. TJ, TJ. Really? Oh, Yon? Yeah. He's in bad matchup for him. Really?K.E.J. Really? Oh, beyond. Yep. He's a bad matchup for him.

Really? Yep. Just his wrestling or his? Yeah, I just think a number of things, but we'll see. Yeah. It's still far away, you know. What's your money on a Mosulaw coming to? It's tough, man, with Mosulaw.

I love Mosulaw. You know, but there's a reason why he's coming to London. It's such a piece. He's such a buzzsaw. I mean intend to fucking be such a buzzer. He's the only guy to give. And then after Mazra got knocked out by Usman, you got a little worried about him, you know, he's been doing was that it was that his last fight? Yeah.

Yeah, you know, it's so long. You see that I agree. Like there's something about getting knocked out. And if somebody's been fighting that one, you've never been finished. It's very, very tough. I think I finished once, but you talk about like recently when you get knocked out like that steep decline. Yeah,. Yeah, like it's the tonic. But he's getting paid, you know, like the monster was finally getting the money deserves. I love Mosvidal. How can you not love that?

Yeah. No, just because I know you have seen like sometimes it just it could go either fucking way. It's just like some people like that who must be all so fucking good, but like anything else, I think you get it's got to be exhausting. It's just gotta be, and the punishment, the training, and it's all, and father time. I think, I think if scientists one day will go, when you hit 36, you didn't, in this case or whatever, you 32, you've been fine so long, like I would believe that, like you don't, you can't measure it, but maybe you your hand isn't here It's tough because look at rainy couture look at Bernard Hopkins, you know, look at these older guys that but Hopkins had a different style

It's all the But he's the most incredible Bernard Hopkins. Yeah, he's also look at Floyd look at that Bernard happens Floyd Look at Tom Brady. I want to get a bronze game. So you and now with Oldest in the UFC. No, no, that now with the, is there the oldest in the UFC? No, no, no, no. That might be where, but that all might be where. But also it's gonna give the advanced one of science and, you know, stem cells and, all that.

Sarms and that shit. But I also think fighting styles too, right? Like, how much damage have you taken in the process, right? So, one of the things I have pretty good about is, if you're commissioned, you're like, who are you to, you know, I'm saying like, that's the first picture. No, that's he's not the oldest. No, it's just the first picture in it. Oh, God, I got it. No. 43 for Alex, the only Nick. Yeah, just a wrestler. Really? Guess he is. That what he is 43. That's what he is.

We look at like LeBron do it. LeBron says, I'm not going to retire till I play with my son. He's got what he is. 43. That's what he is. He's got. He's got what he is. 43. That's what he is. He's got what he is. 43. That's what he is. He's got what he is. 43. That's what he is.

He's got what he is. 43. That's what he is. 43. That's what he is. He's got what he is. 43. That's what he is.

He's got what he is. 43. That's what he is. 43. That's what he is. He's got what in high school uh... that's what you know really i don't know how to go for your make it up this here can he has i think the second best high school team and that is the best on his team no there's a no the kid that drakes uh... drake was dating his mom that that that he's like the out there really brought his good you know

he's like i think i think you know maybe a late first round early second-round pick I think looked at up Jim does kid does kids are already six seven six eight six nine like in high school. Oh, Bronnie's tall. Yeah, yeah, he's not really tall, but which for on pick Brony James pretty tall. He's he's not too so how much good LeBron James the pack sends Brian X NFL NBA draft stock I guess click on that maybe 34 ranked prospects so 34 so you're looking at he's ranked 34 right now is what they're saying. How tall is he? His dad's session free his dad six nine so he's currently ranked the 34th ranks prospect so go down chin So midway James as the 34th best player in high school in his class

He slipped to 247 ranked him or 19, okay How competitive now he's not even the highest ranking son of a former Cleveland Cavalier that class DJ Wagner son LeBron's teammate He's ranked higher. So he would probably be expected to spend multiple years in college developing his skills and preparing to transition. So he can go, he can do one year college and didn't go. You gotta be such an outlier. No, they say he's gonna take two to three years by college.

Really? And LeBron says, my last year we played with my son. Where were Brown and his that? That's where I'll be. I'll do whatever it takes to play with my son for one year. I'm so cool. But think how dope that would be wherever he goes. So LeBron has so much power.

So let's say son, I don't know, gets drafted by the nuggets. Like, dude, if you're a team, you're gonna draft Bronny, no matter what, because you know LeBron's coming, think it's just about the ticket sales, just from a business standpoint, and you got the father, son, plane, and then the Jersey sales for both of them? Oh, damn, that being said.

Like LeBron comes your city, dude, think how much more money you make. It's not. All right, how old is he? 17? He's got a 10. He'll grow. Yeah, we point guard.

So LeBron will finish out with the Lakers Who knows man that's most crazy. Yeah, all right Jim what he got dude So a bunch of celebrities are currently in a lawsuit for a cryptocurrency pump and dump It says soldier boy Loyati Jake Paul and a pump and dump nick harder were a part of uh... what a nick harder yeah no nick harder i thought he said financially uh... well

i thought about this a lot maybe torrenty shit doing those toads and i thought to myself if we if we were dicks we could have gotten all its comedians together and pumped one nft and then had them by and then sell ours. But that is just a shitty fucking thing. That's what those devil do on Wall Street. Yeah, you're taking advantage of your fucking.

If you did that and any other thing, you're going to prison. Yeah. Well, it's also illegal, but it would just be a shitty thing to do your fucking fans. Like, you're fucking fucking. I know a few people have done this.

Yeah, a lot of people people getting in trouble for this, I believe Floyd Mayweather was one of the first people to get sued for doing that. Well, it's just a shitty thing. You're taking advantage of your fans. What it is, the people that actually trust you, it's like we always say about fucking,

and we always talk a rogan about this. You know, sponsorship, like if you're gonna fucking tout a product, you know, you gotta, it's gotta be a good product. Oh, we turned down advertising all this time. It's gotta be, ethically, you know, I don't wanna make any money. No, because then no one's gonna listen to your shit.

We just shelling out who knows, bullshit. Yeah, we turn them down at the time, yeah. That's a shit thing. But what's weird is besides Nick Carter, whatever, Aaron Carter, everyone on there has money It's like dude, what are you doing? Yeah, like do I just get rich quick scheme just to get a quick I get it but even quick but but so and go didn't this like inside our trading is gonna pump and dump Yeah, can't we get in trouble for this I would I but also just to shit anything to do

I think cryptocurrency is so new that there aren't any official laws on it yet So it's kind of hard to like yeah, it's what it's been I get to happen. How much of it gets soon? First thing I thought about with these toe, it's like, you know, this is this is dice. It's the wild west right now. Yeah. They're gonna be getting suit super quite a bit. It did not say how much they're getting sued for currently, but they were named in the lawsuit. Oh, what else she got, Jen? This is a very weird one. There were two men in a Boston train station taking a dump, presumably, because they were

in the stalls, they were not at the urinals. They were side by side, right next to each other. One man we know was taking a shit, another man was in the stall, presumably taking a shit. It was not claimed though. The man who we know took a shit, ended up leaving without flesh in the toilet. The guy next to him realized,

like, oh, this guy didn't flesh the toilet, said, hey, fuck, flesh the toilet. The guy who was walking away, said, mind your fucking business and walked off. The guy who was still in the stall finished up, left the stall and said, hey, who said that that and the guy who didn't flush that I did and they pros they got in this huge verbal

altercation about like oh you need a flush the fucking toilet the other guy said make me and the guy who Was so upset about not having this public toilet flush took out a knife and stabbed him and ran off not having this public toilet flushed. Took out a knife and stabbed him and ran off. Fuck yeah. Okay, well. There's a guy, he lost and had found him. I was gonna say, is this the studio? Yeah, I don't know who it is.

There's this, but there's someone guy who takes a shit in that same toilet. And it's always a story. He always been, always been. No, it's a fetish. We got a shit band at the studio. Shit band at the studio. I'm gonna find out.

I think I know who it is. And we're leaving, I know who you're leaving towards. Do you think it's Christian? No, no, it's nobody here. I know who you're leaving towards. You think it's Christian? No, it's nobody here. I know who it is. I know who it is. It's this little white dude. It's a white dude who comes out. Oh, it's in the mask.

Nope, he just looks at, yeah, maybe he always looks at me and he's always like, there's a prolonged stare. He's like, hi. And I'm like, I know what this motherfucker's doing. I'm gonna find out. I know what he's gonna get stabbed. I'm gonna, this motherfucker's doing. I'm gonna find out. I know what you don't get stabbed. I'm gonna, I will stab him. I'm gonna find out.

I don't like him. I don't like him. He doesn't say hi. No, we gotta do a sting operation. So I don't know if this is right. I have a camera. I just say, put a ring in there. You got a lot of trouble in there.

No, not in the bathroom. Outside the bathroom. Do you see who comes in? Also, we'll see if the toe is clean first. And then, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, I know who you got a shit bitch Who's on toilet pitch? We got a shit banter. He gets off my shit It's like really bad. Oh my god. It's like in space. So it looks like you took brown spray pre-want it

Yeah, all over the answer every time and I watch every time I flush it with my foot. Oh not me I'll go I'll come back later every month Somebody's got a splash and he loves leaving his leaving his mark. That's called leaving your mark. And I got a problem with it. I'm gonna bend it. I know what it is. And there's a shit band. It's shit band, yeah.

He's a shit band. Shit band is so right. And I know who I think I know who he is. He's a fucking white dude. He's like about five. Yeah, real ratty type. Yep, five eight, but he's got a blank face. His face is fucking blank.

His face has no humanity in it. And he just looks at me. Well, if this is for a 48, we got a lead suspect in the ship. I got something better for you too when he passes me. He kind of hides. He kind of turns his shoulder into a parade to get touched. Yeah, like he did some wrong.

Fuck that guy. He works upstairs. Yep. Fuck that guy. I don't like him. And I think he's guilty. I think he's guilty. He's funny if it's not him. I know. So I don't like him anyway. think he's guilty. I think he's guilty. It's funny if it's not him.

I know. So I don't like to. I don't like to. So I have a ship band in the men's room and you guys also piss in the sinks in the men's room. No, we don't. We have it on. Not here.

Oh, okay, that's good. Okay, okay, okay. That was a long time ago. That was a pretty good one. That was like a year ago. We grew up, guys. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.

No, I'm never gonna. We should find that ship band. No, no. But what do we even do if we caught him? I'm gonna, I'm gonna shame. You we caught him. I'm gonna I'm gonna shame No, I know exactly what I'm like game of thrones. I'm gonna go like this shit band Strikes again, and then I'm gonna watch that like game of thrones with Belgo shame Shame shame shame shame shame

I'm gonna go strip down naked did. Yeah, let me see your tips. Yeah. Yep. Wait, is that what they do? Yep, and then I'm gonna take my feces and throw it at them. Yep. Yep. That's Game of Thrones, dude. We'll re-enact Game of Thrones

and I'm walk down thick way home. Oh, yeah, I've got that far. Just give them a little shove around and then have you squeeze them Michael Rappaport style right around the rib. We don't want, we don't want to get sued, though. No, you can just give them a little squeezy. Squeezzy. I mean, you can sue him. I've shuddles.

How are they gonna prove you that you gave him a squeeze out? Cameras. There's cameras all over. I told you my buddy, my buddy Bob, the fucking guy built like strong like you, his, uh, this, he was friends with this guy and the guy started fucking his girlfriend when they broke up right away and they were really good friends and he comes out and he gets out of his truck and his friends goes, you're gonna make a big deal out of this. And his father goes, yup. And he grabs him, start wrestling.

He fucking pushed him over his own Jeep and he spanked the shit out of him. He took his hand and spanked his ass as far as he could. Wow. Yup. Well, we can't spank the shit bandit. I think if, because he wants to be anonymous, so I think if we just call him out,

that might do it. I'm gonna go like this. It's insane. It's insane so I think if we just call him out, that might do it. I'm gonna go like this. It's insane. It's like, I'm gonna go chill again, huh? Yup. Yup. Then we go, I know it's you.

I'm gonna, I know it's you. Yup. There are guys, I told you, my trainer in the gym in fucking Marina Del Rey. Yeah. There was that dude who used to shit in the shower and he'd look at the main guy and he'd go like this. Every day he'd leave and he'd go, have a nice day.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. There's some freaks out there, man. This is a strong, I would not get a good call. What else you got, Jim? Logan Paul and Arnold are joining forces to launch a new slap fighting championship event that's gonna happen at the Arnold every year. I mean, to the first year.

I'm into it, you ever seen a Slap Fighting contest? I saw some of it. I would never do one for the other. Is that, wait, that's where they slap each other? Yeah, they have a point. Pretty upfront. Yeah. It's like hardcore.

People getting knocked out all the time. People get, yeah. Didn't it originate from strip clubs originally? I don't know, but you ever seen Logan Paul slap that big dude and knock him out No, it's just a moment. They slap it to that. It's not like slap finding it's you trade slap for You gotta put your hands on your big dudes and Logan Paul slap the dude in his backyard and this big dude and knocked him out Logan's fucking strong, man. Don't miss it slap Jesus Christ

Hit from one of these guys is like a baseball bat to the fix He's not oh, he's the slap god. Yeah, he's in shape He has has never lost They're big boys I want to think about someone winding the fuck I would like to go to this Some girl slapped the show, you know the good stuff. I know. Now fuck that.

Same night as Colby and Mazda. What'd you say? The same night as our fight companion. Hmm. That is? Maybe she ever murdered the same guy. I'm gonna have to have her air both of them. I know, that's great.

That's March 5th. Yep. Yeah, we're gonna air, we're gonna do a fight command for the slap fighting championship Logan and for the UFC. To me, lit as shit. Oh, that fight with Mazda and it's gonna be, yeah, we're gonna ear we're gonna do a fight command for the slap fighting championship Logan and for the UFC To me lit as you fight It would yeah that slap stuff is so entertaining, but they have to it has to work I don't want I need I don't need the build up. I don't need the countdown show But like one after the other like just give a 15 minute broadcast just slapping the like anguins slap slap slap

Just slap in the like penguins slap slap slap Just to be a pain penguin slap huh? No, I don't know. What else they gonna do? No, the pain is the problem people buy pet penguins and they slap the shit out of you. Oh yeah, super disrespectful. They have no choice but to slap. I mean they're slapped. I can't I can't buy by that.

Oh, I forget to tell you about my fucking cats. So Tigers birthday right? It's getting cats with a birthday. Oh, dude. So I went to you know the place in California close to here to the cats They go because I go hey, I'm really worried. I'm gonna be allergic to these cats blah blah blah She was launched come over first because they're whatever these blue cats They don't have the dandruff or whatever the that the dander that's causalities

So I go over there, right? Play with a cat all about it, which usually I can't do, I'm playing with a cat, play with a cat, 30 minutes later. I look like one of those goldfish, you know, that are in the coy palm of the baggy eyes. And I thought they, I thought, and I can't see, my grudges are driving me home, I thought, they had the, whatever the fur that I'm going to look to,

she was very strange, you might be the one people that can't have cats in general. So I call my boy who's a cat expert and he goes, those aren't real. Whatever they say that cat is, the blue, whatever, they're not. Yeah, so these cats are so fucking rare then. They're hard to find. Like you just get off brand.

You will, it's like, yeah, it's like you're getting your fucking Jordans from China. Yeah. You're like, they look like Jordans, but they're not the same like them. These cats might be those like, yeah, it's like you're getting your fucking Jordans from China. Yeah. They look like Jordans, but they're not the same like them. These cats might be those blue, whatever, but they're actually not 100%. It's very tough to find 100%. So we found the 100% ones. You did. It's out of state, and we're, so much to go pick them up and bring them back.

We have a guy who's going to do it. So because I call my cat, I went, dude. And he goes, I'm telling you, it's so tough to find the Siberian blues or whatever. He goes, for them to be 100% for you not to have allergies. We have to know for a fact that 100% he goes, this breeder is the only 100% that I trust and I know. So I call them up, they go, yeah, we have two cats, the kittens come blah blah, pick it up in June.

Now try explaining that to a safe girl. It's tough to do. He goes, dad, they're never coming. I went, that's fair, I try explaining that to a sick girl. It's tough to do. He was dad, they're never coming. I went, that's fair. I'll take that. Yeah, yeah. And I said, but dad went to the other cats

I said, and they lied to your dad. They're not actual, the blue cyber and cats that they told us. It's tough. And they were able to fight with our deposit. I'm like, oh, you're getting, and by the way, this is a fraud. He's not real blue.

He's the only thing he's thinking about is blue cats. Blue cats. One of my cats come. But then I was like, man, maybe, because I called the cat X, where I'm like, The only thing he's thinking about is blue cats. Blue cats. One of my cats come. But then I was like, man, maybe, cause I called the cat X, where I'm like, maybe I just didn't get one of those cats or I could pair nuts without the fur.

And he's like, no, they have proms. I'm telling you, we can get you a real blue one. These people have them. So I put the deposit in. He's always better get them, man. I'm getting them, it's just getting, now it's June. It's all right, you get them. But that other reader, they're live.

Those are not actual Siberians. They're your boys' face went. Pfft. Ooh. It's like my son around horses. My son's horses just fucking done. Oh, and I'm talking, I was like, this with the cows. Oh yeah.

I had a movie on the farm. I was like, you fully committed, rubbing it on your foot. Now if you had cats like that in your house when you didn't, but they'd be on the furniture, and then you, yeah. You know, I can't have it. Yeah.

There's the dander in the air. I'll be fine. And you don't want to have your cats, you don't want to bring in an animal and then you know I can't have it. Yeah, there's the danders in the air. Yeah, and you don't want to have your cats. You don't want to bring in an animal home and then have to get rid of it. Oh, no, that's why that's why my cat expert guy goes go to the breeder first. Make sure it's all good before you bring that cat on my friend. You're bringing home your son's going to flip it. My friend brought in two massive dogs and one of the puppies was just a problem. It's going to go to 130 pounds and he goes, he goes, we're getting rid of that one.

But he has kids and his son goes, that doesn't work for me. Yes. And that was the end of that. No, we did the right way. I went to go test it first and they're not what they told there. It was trouble.

What else you got, Jim? There is a man online known as the King of Farts and what he does is he will record himself taking the inner calm at grocery stores and farting into them I kill him he posts them online. They go viral within that community and he did it recently at a Walmart And it got him banned yeah, they're for life Walmart Walmart Sam's Club anything that's related to wall the at a Walmart and it got him banned. Yeah, banned for life at Walmart. That's from Walmart, Sam's Club, anything that's related to Walmart. He makes the world a better play it, Jimmy. Let me see. And that's me. You're probably not listening to music.

This is your music. When I say trust, Sam, then me. This is Walmart. Ban from Walmart. In the United States, you have trust, if you are not allowed in from Walmart. In the United States, you have to respect you. I'm not allowed in any Walmart. No Sam's Club, no Murphy Gayestations. I was in the Walmart for a while.

That was a loaded fart, dude. Is that the only one or two you have more in part? I want to see you really ribbing. I love how I just go like this. Look at him. Look. Very similar King of the St the stinger. That's fine Oh, it's so much

Every time The same one, Jim he's go He's the great wall art most wanted He's so funny because I thought it was a younger guy. He is. Now I said dad. He's great. Oh my god. He's playing the stone-plot Steve Austin.

He's going to do the fair thing in the fart that'd be hilarious Oh, he's loading up on the right. Oh, no Jeez, she's crazy. I just think of fart Bart's first part. Well, he's doing it for the stone. Hold you He's doing it for the Stone Cold shit. It's always the same fart. That's all San H. Is he making this sound effect himself afterwards? I don't know what's going on here.

That's a good question. Let's see one more. It sounds like the same fart every time. And also, that's Costco. He's fighting on. That's the same fart every single time. So maybe he just does this. Just does that move. I wonder if on TikTok he's using the same far audio

and on YouTube videos it's different. Maybe he's on Imposter. He uses one side. Go to one more, Chase. He fakes it. Go to that one, you got to buy the janitor. Go up to his wake. This one?

Yeah. That will sass. Oh That that security is not for him Single as Single as He put a wake up It's the exact same bar. There's no variation of the fart. So I don't know.

Maybe it's marketing. I know. It's really good. 8.4. Oh, okay now. Actor, TV. Entrepreneur investor, Goop Ball. All right.

I mean, he's got, you know, it's just weird. It's the same for him. Every time. Yeah. Maybe someone knows. You think it being, yeah, I don't buy it. How singles I get? First.

First thing. What else you get to? So this just came out. I'm not going to show the whole video because it's pretty long. But John Jones, the body can footage of him headbutting the police car. Yeah.

Do you want to see this or not? Sure. But I mean, it's very been solved, right? Like, there's nothing car. Yeah, you want to see us or not sure but I mean It's already been solved right like there's nothing else. No, but you both see what he actually did Well, it's wife left him. No, she did no she did no, they're still together. I just I did a video. Oh, maybe this Is really just a sudden? Yeah, okay, so maybe that I've made it official My fiance officially loved me and said she won't be coming back I feel like shit. So so you haters got what you want uh... that's so fresh go to his is it chin or is it

oh you actually right here is it sad that he is hit and it's a sad story sad story bro did you see i think it was easy what he post about john we talked about on shop show yeah downtown stay these kids are so sad but you you know, is he and John hate each other? Yeah, I didn't know. Dude, he said like the gift I keep signing giving goes John get ready for Valentine's Day

for his girl and shows him wrapping his hands. Like, fuck, dude. No, go to, but go to, um, John Jones. It's a fucking John Jones. Yeah, I won't see John Jones. Look at that, John Jones wrapping a Valentine's Day gift for his fiancee.

He's wrapping his hands. Sad. Oh my god, damn it. I'm gonna go fuck her. You say go see John Jones. Look at that John Jones rapping about time to get first fiance's rapping his hands. Sad. Oh my god. Damn, no more focus. You said go to John Jones Instagram? You saw my Instagram, B? Yeah. We're TikTok. Yeah.

Yeah. He did TikTok dance. He's all, hey, I don't think as he wants any part of John Jones a fight though. No, but it's this, you know, it's talking shit. And no, did you think you made this up, right? No, I have it. Well, in the meantime, what's's his first what's his last one? Here it is. It's a lot of glasses. It's a

It's a tweet I guess Go to his go to his Twitter my fiance left me about two months ago today She files that she won't be coming back if you're a John Jones hater have a toast. I feel like shit Is that fake or I can't tell I don't know if that's a real sight I'm gonna guess it's not cuz it would probably pop up you gone It might be fake Cuz then say why would he add the picture and shit with it well he didn't this oh god i got

i i can't tell if it's real or not unless he gets he posted deletes all the time to oh wait john joe yeah oh yeah john joe was fronsey left me sure left her vagus or oh she dipped out after the vagus arrest that's her yes not a white man you're just announced uh wednesday right be my fron left for me about two months ago. Today, she finalized this, she won't be coming back. That's tough, man. Oh, let me see the body cam footage.

Dude, I'll tell you right now, though. I feel bad because it's self-sabotage for Johnny. He's such a gifted athlete. So I feel bad that he goes down this path. He has his own way. But also at the same time when I heard that his kids that don't let daddy come back and the kid at the tell the security guard, then I'm like, I'm out. Yeah. I'm out. It's fucking hard because he's never had to

suffer any consequences for his actions ever to. He always finagles his way out of it. There's no ownership of any of his actions. So I don know hope that now a single john jones do we think that's what's best for john i don't know well i think what's best for john is figuring out how to deal with his demons and and he's never figured it out here is this is any of the ct or that i got that's a guy hate when people say that he's been like this is entire career yes also that guy does not need to be in a relationship with someone. Hit play? He sounds like an incredibly complicated.

The other person's officers, I hate you. I hate you. Oh! Oh! Hey, please don't let the car. He was crying and also, it's just a terrible thing overall. He's crying because he got busted and he's fucking his hall of fame night hit his girl He's girl

Well, I see a man with real demons who loses a ton of problems drunk. That's what I'm saying So when you when you talk to people who've run it with an alcoholic a real alcoholic in the household and a man Especially who gets like that. It is you're dealing with a demon. It's just heartbreaking man. You wish the best for him. Yeah. But that right there is a man that would I I've seen that much and I see a guy who's totally out of control. Yeah. Has who's not himself. He's out of his mind and he's there's a form of madness that takes over with alcohol and that does add to some people. Yeah. They become fucking crazy. Yep. And they'll jump off a bridge. They become crazy, man. I've seen it.

I've seen it too. With my friends X-girlfriend. Thank goodness. X-girlfriend. Yeah, fuck. I know an actor like that. Man, oh man, fucking a. It's just like, you're like, oh, I'd hate to be a child

in that household. So this is a cool story. This dad jumped into a arena. Yeah, I'm a tears. This his son was riding the bull. But the bull knocked him out right when he got out of the gate. So he fell on his back and I'll just play the video for you. He jumped right on in, man.

Yep. He's out. Oh, he's out. And his dad, you'll see him in a bit. There, boom. Oh, I'll protect his son. You'll see him in a bit There boom Oh, Texas sign That's what you do. Yeah, your son damn Yes, that was cool when you have a son and you see that that's not surprising. Yeah, no, that's that shit

That's that's dad's doing that that I would die for my son right now You don't you don't know I hope he's a good guy. I'm not one to die for right now. We don't know each other But hopefully in time goes by you know, I hopefully we have that connection But hopefully in time goes by, you know, I hopefully we have that connection. It's funny. Isn't it a fact that like, I don't know how it's gonna be. Like now, when they get to like five or go, I mean, Boston's two and I would fucking jump off a fucking burning building firm. That too, but when they're like under a year, I don't know. I don't know that guy.

You're not as it's I hope he's fucking cool. I don't know. That's a past two, a one month old as you are to your 10 year old. Let's put it down. No, women are because, you know, the best feeling all that you're not as it's I hope he's fucking cool. I don't know that's too a one-month-old you are to your 10 year old Let's put it now with women are because you know the best feeling all that you're staying up with but even yeah It's it. I don't know that dude. Hope he's cool. Dude. I can't guarantee I will spell. Let's not sleep Yeah, I can't I don't know gas gaspans could be a social yeah It might be a real ass. Yeah, I don't know. I hope not my son my 10 year old No, yeah, I won't say you're a personality you get like you get to learn that mother. Yeah, I don't know. I hope not. My son, my 10 year old, not. Yeah, I wouldn't say you're a person out

and you get the lumbar personality. I love that motherfucker. I love him. But yeah, before a year, it's like, dude, I'm not jumping from the car. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? This is just a weird one.

Kanye with a lookalike of Kimmy, that has done a two listening event. And I heard there's like audio issues there too and got pissed off and threw his mic. Hmm. But yeah, she looks just like her. This year here. She's at D.

As a fucking hilarious. Also at the same time. Kanye with attractive people, that makes sense. But look alike. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. The way she dresses and everything too.

But you said he dresses her. Yeah, he styles all of it. I don't know if anyone else feels this, but I'm so exhausted Talking about Kanye was There's not much else to do with it. Oh, like I'm like oh all right fucking Yeah, that's just how I feel. Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Yeah, I'm just I don't know I just fucking he learned the hard way. You know, it's like I'll just keep enjoying his music like I do Like I don't give a shit about like who he's with or. Yep, it's just fucking.

And then people are hating on him for releasing his music on his own platform that Don De Tue. Like this is so stupid. It's worth like $2 billion. And it's like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that'll fucking, yeah. Excuse me, you want me to do that? He's stupid, yeah.

That documentary on him is so. That documentary, yeah. Yeah, well not so. It was making me like emo. He's on the level. He's fucking on the level. When he was rapping for the secretary and there are They were

He's a tool, but he was still going as if like they were paying attention everyone kept turning around Yeah, and he was but he would like his belief itself man and his belief in himself Fucking insane, but then everyone fucked them just use them for his beats Yeah, he like I saved these beats for myself. He's a cuz I want to be an artist and be like now no, you make beats. He's like,, but I just don't give a fuck. I've always been, I know that he has his demons and stuff, but to me, it's like when people used to shit on Floyd Mayweather, like, I was not like a fighter, he takes pot shots, and I'm always like,

hey man, you're talking about an aficionado, you're talking about a work of art and Kanye West is the same thing. But B, I wouldn't compare Kanye and Floyd a lot of Florida take him from his domestic violence I was yeah Kanye is not trying to hurt anybody He's not about the domestic Kanye is just talking shit prison Kanye just talking shit. I did not you know, I just a wild boy. He's just like, okay, he's a genius. Yeah, and it's just like, he's a genius.

Why don't you get your, we won't end on this note, but so there's, you guys are talking about domestic violence and I saw this pop up today too. It's all speaking domestic violence. I wasn't gonna say that way, but no, but this, you see footage of this and it's horrific. So this, a former football player is Axe Dacey. You guys wear them, I don't think.

Oh yeah, watch it in here. Yeah, we talked about it. I would fight him. You guys are wearing them? I don't think so. Yeah. Watching in here? Yeah. We talked about it. I would fight him. So yeah, we saw this. It would take a lot to get me out of retirement.

I would fight this guy for it. Yeah, we straight up saw this. I'd fight him for free. Oh, I beat the shit out of this. You guys wanna watch it? No, no, we already saw it, because the home guy that's set up the camera in the house. And he goes, you guys don't know the context.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. I don't care what the context is. In front of your kid, you're gonna beat the shit out of the mother. Yeah, it's her Through or through a TV and this mom is so this mom is so fucking gangster because she didn't want to wake up her kid or alert the kid She's going please calm down. Please stop. Please calm down. Please stop and dude She's tougher than I am because she's not yelling she's not shouting. She's not please stop She's going please stop like just like I'm talking and dude you have a NFL

Yeah, I think linebacker throwing you and hitting you in the house in front of the kids Jesus Christ and in the footage you could see the child in the corner just kind of watching. It's a heartbreak I can't analyze He does a prison for us with fucking so what That should make sense. So what's the news? What's the news? It was a second attack, five new charges. Is that his son? Yes, of course it is.

He's a piece of fucking. He's a shit. Yeah. But I never seen like something like this on camera. The close one was the guy he was growing all of it. Yeah, he is. Be remember the Ray Kruth thing? Yeah, he's trying, you know he got out, right?

Yeah. He's like trying to be in his son's life yeah I mean rake root did I think 25 years for murder higher for higher for higher for you know the rake did you know that story so he got a girl pregnant he's like please don't have the kid she's like fuck you I'm having the kid so he hired a hitman to kill her shooter shot her shot in the stomach so the kid is like make for a challenge now. Yeah, he did something at least 20 odds. He did a long time.

He's out now, he wants to be part of the kid's life. Now, there's something where he, you know, I think I think you see how he's like, there's redemption maybe he's a better person and he's trying to write his wrongs and probably I don't have an issue. I believe in that. Dude, you want to see something fucking nuts,

those is the Bill Cosby documentary called We got about Dude, that's just insane that shit. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's crazy to me like first year You're talking 30 40 years all the stories him being a complete asshole. Yeah, so many people Not what happens to this woman who lost her down to a drowning. Not, what happens? This woman who lost her kid to a drowning, two weeks later, her life was over. She was just a no.

And then he drugged both of them. And then he gave her, he put her on her knees. You know, she had to give him a blowjob and they turned her over to the couch, fucked her and then just left and goes, she goes, how do we get home? And he goes, call a cab. But when you have six women, when you have six women, she's gonna tell the same story. Yeah. And then just left and goes she goes how do we get home and he goes call a cab

When you Yeah, it's like you are just the worst also Guys that dealt with him are like dude. He was a nightmare like there's that one professor at Howard at Howard. Yeah, he was like Jason stuff. Yeah, really smart dude. Yeah, he's like He came to talk to the school and he's saying how like, oh, black men are on professional and the plant, he would have all around the day. So he went hard on like, young black males. So that professor was like,

he came in, I think you're missing, like after the lecture he comes up, he goes, hey, I appreciate what you do for the community and all stuff like that. But I think you're missing some of what at the point. Like, you keep pointing at what we're doing wrong. I want to highlight what we're doing right. And he says Bill Codd, he puts on sunglasses and won't look at him. And he's like, sir. And he goes, not here. He goes, do I fuck with you? And he's like,

and this guy's an actual doctor, PhD. Yeah. And he says he goes, I'm a real, he's a real PhD. He's fake. You know, all his diplomas, everything's fake. Yeah, from the other fake. So he puts his son glass and goes, he looks at me and he's staring at me and goes, and Bill Cosby goes, do I fuck with you? And he goes, what do you mean? He goes, no, he goes, then why are you fucking with me? And then that next day he had a note

from the Dean of the School, try to kick him out. Yeah, trying to get him out, they do it on the school. Trying to get him fired. You're trying to get him out, they do that in school. Try to get him fired. He's like, it's insane to me. He's like, that's my first interaction with him. And then they have,

how? So when Hannibal Burr has came out that bit, they're saying it created this title wave. People saw that and then the women started tweeting and it became news. And then they have Bill Cosby sitting down for an interview because he's still doing stand up and had some art show. He's sitting down and promote his stand up dates.

And then they try to call it out. Dude, and then they go through a whole interview all about his art and stand up. And then he goes, hey, real quick, I just got you. The Hannibal Burr is the accusations and Cosby will stop. And the interview's over and he goes, now you won't be taking seriously to journalists, right?

And the guy's, he's easily young guy, he's like, yeah, he's a, I didn't even want that in there. And he goes, I don't want any of this in there. And the guy's like, well, it's up to my editors. I don't really have that power, you know, I'm telling you, you're taking that out. And the guy's like, it's, and they're still filming. And the guy's like, man, you can tell he's intimidated.

He goes, it's not my call, man. And then he goes, you know, he's pointing. And he goes, did you hear what I said? And it's like the producer. And the guy goes, yeah, I heard you. And he goes, you's not my call, man. And then he goes, he points it and goes, did you hear what I said? It's like the producer and the guy goes, yeah, I heard you, he goes, you're gonna take that out. The guy goes, it's up, it's not up to us, man. It's the energy, it's now you're just taking it out. And he looks at his right hand man goes,

you call the head of the network right now, you make sure, no, this is in there. So they're saying for so long, Bill Cosby had so much power, he controlled the narrative on everything, and he'd get you taken out. You know what I'm saying? What a bad guy. Oh my God.

That's why I'm saying that's why it's easy. I see any of that dead eye. Real social. But like when I think about it, when I look at it, I'm like, that's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it's- That's why it- That's why it's- That's why it's- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's why it- That's Like you believe that because when you look at it do like in the way he talks and the way he acts like When you see these interviews and stuff and how much it makes sense. It's like yeah, let's do it He's such a also because like like there's no there's no remorse But Eddie Murphy talks about it when he was burst on the scene he it's a call He was on how Bill Cosby got my fucking number.

He was, I just got done wrecking, you know, some stadium when he's in all red. Yeah, I remember. And he goes, I get a call. And then I can't get to Bill Cosby, he's like, the fuck? And he's like, you know, I look at Bill Cosby, so I took the call and Eddie's like, what's up? And it's Bill Cosby, Tension.

Tiring in to Eddie Murphy. You fucking cuss too much. You're never gonna make it. You're bad for the culture. You need to stop fucking cussing. So he said he called Richard Pryor and Richard Pryor goes, you tell him I said suck my dick. Yeah. Really?

It's all raw. You know, it's all raw. It's all raw. Yeah, it's a bit un-raw. Yeah, it's all raw, right? Oh, you did? Yeah, that's all you want. Yeah.

I saw a lot of it. And that crazy little for Bill Cousley, call people To have the Eddie Murphy he went he went hard on cats like deal he ugly yeah and deal he ugly Yeah, there was some cuz deal he ugly he goes he goes You you talk he goes. I don't like you. I don't like what you do I don't like your comedy and what you talk to you and he goes well I don't like that you got a drug women just to get them to sleep with you

What and then and then Bill Cousner's like he goes, well, I don't like that you got a drug woman just to get them to sleep with you. And then Bill Cosby's like, he goes, if you guys don't take that off this radio show, because it was a recording, they were doing it. He goes, if you don't take the time, I'll take down this whole radio station. And he had the power back then. And he had the power to do so. What's similar, and I'm not advocating any of this,

but with Hugh Haffner, they're saying, anytime whether he was doing or not, and there's a whole nother topic and the conversation of those women and how much he put them on a pedestal and paid for all this shit and they stay in a mansion. So, crime me, River. But there's also part of it where

if any negative press came on Hugh Haffner, he had so much power, it just went away. I was back in the day. That was what I was going for online. You know the energy of vanity fairs. They would call him, you go, what are you doing? And they go, what are you doing?

You can't do this. He will never work with you guys again. You won't work with it. And they go, okay, and they don't run the story. But be this Bill Cosby thing, obviously, like people just, it was like well known and well documented. You know, because like that was, when, when, when Dio Hugley was telling that story,

that was around, that was in that. They'll like it. It was in the night. And that's my thing. That was when everyone knew he was a complete, well, it's like Harvey Weinstein. Everybody knew what I was doing. But Bill Cosby just had that.

I've been hearing about Harvey Weinstein forever, my, before I told you, my first girlfriend in LA was the girl who, the first girl to come out against Harvey Weinstein. Wow. You know, she came out. And then Bill Cosby got out, right? He got out, he got out.

He got out, he got out. You got to take the, because a technical because they found guilty for and they want to give my think 30 years I think maximum 30 minimum six, but then he's out. He's out because there was There was a technicality basically oh cuz he had it to it because he admitted to it I think archery hired his his appeal. Yeah archery is fucked, but but yeah. But again, but looking, look at, look at, look at guys like our Kelly, like no accountability, no like like not that, not that I've seen so far, but like it's just kind of like, you know, y'all try to ruin me and it would have been a good one.

It's like keep womenist. But it's weird cause in someone in the black culture, they defend it like, oh, you know what, these are white women trying to get down a black man. You want to lie? You want to lie? Yes. They said until a black woman came out, like a real educated, smart, pretty black woman

was like, hold up. He did this to me. That's when the black culture went, oh shit, he actually did this. Because he said before, it's just white women. But you know why though? That he did a lot of it's like, when you think back to like the Emmett Till stuff,

not he was wrong. Yeah, he did. So like, it's not easy for black people to just go, you have to go. They're stupid. When a black person is like, they want to see more evidence. Yeah, we, yeah.

And that's what they say. That's what they say. That's what they mean. Yeah, for sure. Right? Exactly. So like, it's not like a disrespect. It's just like,

No, I'm not saying it is. Yeah. But even on there, they said the black culture didn't come around to an actual black woman set it and then they're like Oh, he might be a bad dude and because they all have the exact same story. Yeah, it's just fact That's what was crazy is that everyone story you know that's when you go hold on what a lady that was sitting there watching her where her husband was like hey Watch this interview right now. Yeah, and she goes. Oh my god. That's exactly how

I'm gonna say that she can't I mean that this is the, that is, I've said, that's the good, that's the good side of me too, and that's the good side of fucking Twitter. That there's a bad side, but there's a good side. And that monsters who were able to control the small, no, they got rid of actual monsters. Harvey, why aren't you seeing Bill Cosby? Thank God, they got like, anything else, things get abused and stuff, but like it's like, look, it's in some ways it's worth it. But they had the prosecutor on there who was cross-examine Bill Cosby.

And she goes, I've been doing this for 40 years. She goes with rapist and sexual predators. And for whatever reason, the narcissist all have the exact same look. When the victims are describing what happened, the predator always has the exact same look on their face. She goes, I've been to this for 40 years. They have a smirk.

And she goes, Bill Cosby, through everything, and I have a smirk. And she goes, that's when, I didn't even hear the, the, the, the, And I think narcissists can't be big, I can't, because it's like, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, getting, No, they were saying Bill Cosby, he's such a narcissist. He thought, yeah, you got drugged and I took advantage of you, but I'm Bill Cosby, he's such a narcissist. He thought, yeah, you got drugged and I took advantage of you, but I'm Bill Cosby. Which is such insane.

That's the thing. That's what I'm saying. When you see him at the Playboy Mansion, he was a handsome motherfucker. Well, he was good looking. He was like, did drugs. Oh, yeah, he was. Don't Bill Cosby?

I thought he was all right. He was like, don't Bill Cosby go in a temple. I'm not sure. He's a handsome dude. He's a handsome dude. Six foot, every bit of six feet. Every bit of six feet. Glittered, great, facial features.

Look at the young Bill Cosby, bro. I mean, go to the one down, down to the left, down, right there. I mean, he's always had that nose though, you know. It's good looking guy, man. He's all right. He's all right. Anyway. Anyway, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, tune you go, okay? Yeah. Oh, no, I got it Okay, you get it you got it. Yeah, yeah, what else you got gin?

I think we started with domestic violence. So it's not in on All right, well, there's a movie with Tom Brady. He's gonna be producing an act again Ah, called title for baby for Brady. Oh, no, I don't know It's a lot of the capital to cap rid of the place. It's about us people go into his game. Just like that title for any for Brady. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm down for it, but I wanna be the director. Like, love your own story. Yeah, that's tough. That's very tough. No, I'm gonna hire someone like the best in the game, especially on his money and his wife's money.

I'm hiring fucking Martin Sorskisier with the fuck it is. Score Saisy. Score Saisy, and so do my shit. You know what I'm saying? I'm hiring Quentin Taren Tino to do my thing. I'm not doing it. Well, I'm sure he's not doing it.

That's like showing your own birthday party. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's very strange.'m sure he's not doing it. That's like throwing your own birthday party. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's very strange. Hey, come on, I birthday. What? I broke up with a girl, because she went like this.

I broke up with a girl. I'm throwing this party, man. It is kind of funny where you hear that. We have K-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R- your own birthday. That was on a date with this hot girl and she goes, I remember, never got to, she goes, I make a really big deal about my birthday. Like I take the whole week off. Oh no. I take the whole week for it. It's like two, girl. And like it's a celebrate.

I was like, you are exhausting. It depends how hard she was like, I got to get my son to go. Well, then we're celebrating. No, I said to myself, I go, look, I'm gonna have to do a paper dinner. I'm not sexually denied. Seven days a week and then I'm gonna get the fuck out Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not gonna work out

Well, it's like on that back to that love is blind. There's this girl on there She's the hottest one she's real stage it and she's talking to guys and every guys rolling his eyes So people make connection and the show goes on the ones that don't they don't show you cut them It's not like squid game like they just don't they're just on the they don't show you cutting them it's not like squid game. Like they just don't, they don't tell you what happens to them. There's this hot blonde on there and every guy's just like, because every time she goes, I have like so many friends, oh my god, you know, I got an Instagram, I have so many followers.

She goes, it's kind of annoying how many people, she goes, and people they like look up to me with my fitness and like, I post a lot of pressure and every guy's like looking around like, like, what? Yeah, I wanna see these women pressure and every guy's like, looking around like, what the fuck? Yeah, I wanna see these women on love. They only show her once and never again. Wow, it's just, it's just,

the big girl too when she was like, I don't like the sweat, we've never seen her again. He was the guy that works out all the time. Oh yeah, he, do you, so like. He's not as good, right? Not really, he's just real has a handsome face. He goes, he's only goes, so just hypothetically, could I pick you up?

Oh, she's cute. Yeah, there's some dimes. Jesus. Yeah. I don't know where she is. Very ethnic. Who's that? It's Kevin Jenner.

She has a... Okay, Chancellor, I see you girl. This girl has no confidence, guys. You guys need fucking nuts. She's the one that gets that's the one. Yep He's not on the show that's the one that didn't want to work out and the little and the little thing guys It's so just hypothetically like if I wanted to carry you she's a little cute thing. Yeah, she's pretty Okay. Yeah.

Who's on that? Long back. Not these guys around. I'd say 90% people on the show. Nope, keep going. There's one that's... I'm fucking sure that's one. That's not her. So he gets set up with the dime piece. And then they see each other and she just was like,

Oh, this isn't my type. Oh, I don't even need to leave. She leaves? Yeah, he's real short and he's a construction worker and she's so far kicked this coverage which is why he's so short. Keep going. He has some ears on him too. Yeah, it's good.

She's a baddie who likes black guys and they pair up with a small Hispanic guy. And she looks a little like Jelo when you watch her on the show. Oh, she does? Oh, you watch the one. Do you say J.Lo? Watch the I know I've seen it. I've seen it. No, hold on. I was you turn Yeah, I can see that they both I'm here so I'll give you a

Jennifer Lopez ever seen Jennifer Lopez. Yes, that's not Jennifer Lopez. There's no J-Lo right there. That's right there. That is J-Slow. Oh, no, come on. Do Jennifer Lopez? Okay, you know what I'm saying? That's not what I'm saying.

No, I'm going to say both have no-s. I feel you, they both have teeth. That's the one we get. No, you say both have nose. I feel you they both have teeth That's what we get so oh there she is there's a no shana shana shana's the the dog. Okay, okay Dude in her outfit dude right and she's just fashion to go ahead and go ahead and click on her Let's see she's 32 free on there's Dallas. Oh That's shame guys He's like, dude. He's such a dork. He's like, where's my energy to work for you

and the Asian girls? It's a lot. He's like, what's going on? She's the one that goes in-scrum. She was like, somebody fucking friends, I'm funny. Nobody hooks up with her. She's dying piece though, but she was a nightmare. Like, she's the type that you need to see physically

in order to go on anywhere with her. Vito Corolla. I know. Vito Corolla. I know. I know. She's dying piece though, but she was a nightmare. Like she's the type that you need to see physically in order to go on anywhere with her. Vito, Corolla. Vito didn't make the cut. 99% of these people are on the show now. All right.

All right. We have it. Scroped to Vito, Jen. Jen's like, dude, he looks like... You're like Brad Pitt. Jen's like, he look in the right angle. It looks like Denzel Washington. To me, that's as close as another girl

is like Jay-Lon. All right, let's carry on. Is that it? That should be it. Well, if that's Jay-Lon, I'm fucking, hey, you know what the Cavalier was coming to Sacramento Thursday, Friday, Saturday, late shows are sold out. Early shows have 30 tickets left.

Sacramento Punchline, February 24th to 26th, that this week, Nashville, Zainey's, March 10th through the 12th, then I'm in Chicago, March 24th through 26th. They just announced Phoenix, Arizona, stand up live April 14th through the 16th. Also end of April, I will be at the Moon Tower Comedy Festival,

headlining, Cap City's during Moon Tower Comedy festival headlighting cap cities during Moon Tower comedy festival Those tickets go on sale soon, but Sacramento you're up this week in bright Kids I'm gonna be in Alpsville, Wisconsin. Scott and comedy club March 3rd the fifth me and Jason Ellis bringing it in my boy Kevin Mac Phoenix, Arizona stand up live March 11 to the 13th Louisville Kentucky Louisville comedy club me and Jason Ellis again March 17th to the 19th and then I got Miami Florida I got Miami Florida and that would be fucking

2527. Yeah, look at this poor Charlotte Florida You're doing poor Charlotte. Have you done? Was it a sonic theater pretty fun? Where is it port Charlotte? Where's port Charlotte? At the Sonic Theater? Pretty fun. Where's it? It's near something. It's near. All that makes sense. Yeah, dude, fuck yeah, dude. It's in the area. It's in Florida.

Yeah. It's near something. It's actually a really good club. That's amazing. The food there is fucking delicious. Kansas City this weekend, February 25th and 26th at the Comedy Club of Kansas City. And then March 10th through the 12th Springfield, Missouri

The Blue Room comedy club April 8th and April 9th wise guys comedy clubs. I'll link city you tall And then I'm doing a one-nighter May 12th in my hometown at stand-up live in Phoenix, Arizona All right, kids. That's it. Love you shout out to J. Low Alright kids, that's it. Love ya. Shout out to JLo.