The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 776: Jeff Dye

Starting point is 00:00:00 You get mannies huh? Yeah, what you get manicure? No, I don't you don't you got what have you ever had a man? You got good hands. Oh, thanks man. I know I definitely don't get manicures. I got eight pair right here though You see that oh you got the other eight You guys to do mushrooms. Yeah, sometimes I'll do mushrooms and that's that's how I know I'm feeling it Because I look at my hands and I go oh fuck how did you do much? Is it like a weekend thing? You want some months probably? Okay, okay, so not like we just done like that.

Starting point is 00:00:31 I don't like the people go, I'm microdose. What are you doing? Little? Little, yeah. You said you do them how often? I have been done I mean years, but I don't. Oh, what are you saying to you do them? I thought you mean, you know?

Starting point is 00:00:42 Not like have you ever in the history of your life? I used to do them, I used to do them. I used to do them. When I say I do them, I keep meaning to do them. Yeah. I keep meaning to do them because it's the greatest thing in the world. It's an amazing thing. You gotta do them.

Starting point is 00:00:55 It's like, pal, you never know. It's like, you can't take it. It's the greatest thing you'll ever do. It's a little bit better. It's better than all the drugs. Yeah. And then you'd hear a photo that you've done all the drugs. Have you done heroin?

Starting point is 00:01:03 I heard that. No, that'll probably be better I guess yeah, I have people risk your lives Like people I hate teeth now Like nobody's on intervention cuz they're doing too many sure that's you know already Lang said the minute He did heroin. He shot heroin and he went like this. I think he snorted it. He snore Oh, you know what he said he goes he said he goes I just went back and I went Oh He snore at you, nobody said he goes. He said he goes, he goes, I just went back and I went. Aw, I'm in trouble.

Starting point is 00:01:26 Yeah, that's that good. Yeah, and you spend your life chasing that dragon. You had your first high. Well, that's the best thing I've ever done. You can't get it. You keep chasing that first high. How you done acid? No.

Starting point is 00:01:39 You want to try acid? You really only done rooms, dude. No, well, I've done like all the, we got your name and some really hard stuff. I don't know. You have got heroin and acid. You don't have rooms to no well. I've done like all the we guys are naming some really hard stuff As You don't even know what it's like Okay, I'm curious I'm not

Starting point is 00:01:58 None of us have done heroin. No, no, no, no, it's the best thing I've done his mushrooms is what I'm saying the best thing in my life If I choose if I to choose like you can never have sex again But you get to do mushrooms as much as you want or you get to do sex. I probably still choose sex I don't want to lie to you Dude we got it but why like like colors of vibrant and shit It's like it's the only drug that you go in. You know, like other drugs, you just want a part of your, like, no, man, you forget.

Starting point is 00:02:30 Sometimes I'm like, I don't even remember what happened. Yeah, yeah. With mushrooms, you can just sit there like an ape and just go like, oh, God. It's just kind of being your world. About the world. Oh my God. Everything.

Starting point is 00:02:40 It's an ENU, it's an ENU. It can be, like I, very hesitant to say this. I don't know about my age, but when I was younger, I did mushrooms. I tell the story. I took care of it. Can you talk like you're 900 years old? I am in Hode Man.

Starting point is 00:02:50 I'm in here. When I was a boy. When I was a boy in the 60s. You guys tease him about his age so much. He's really believing in now. You know, I'm just a man. You're all mad, screw. No, this one time when I was a kid.

Starting point is 00:03:01 Back before blacks went to school with us. Back in the days. But I mean, like when you get to certain age, how you gonna be in your 30s, 40s, if somebody says dude, it'll change your life, you're like, for a second, for a little while, but you know, we go on. But I will say that I took a four hour shower,

Starting point is 00:03:17 I did way too many mushrooms. Oh wait, and how many of this 20 years ago? Oh yeah, so this wasn't a much good one. But I will say that it was life changing. Because what I did was I decided, I came out of it, and I remember this. I was like, I'm not gonna lie about it. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:03:32 I'm not gonna lie anymore. I'm not gonna lie to myself, and I'm not gonna lie to anybody about what I want to do with my life. And I remember I sat my father down, and I said, because I said, I think I'm lying about it. I had the time talking to him.

Starting point is 00:03:43 No, it was too bad to answer. Oh, this was bad to answer. And I said to him, I said, I remember this, I think I'm lying about it. I had the time talking. No, it was too bad. Oh, this was bad. I said to him, I said, I remember this. I never talked about this, but I remember I said, I go, I have a problem. He said, what? I said, I'm trying to be like you and I'm not. I'm not like you, man.

Starting point is 00:03:56 And I said, you're my hero, you know, because I thought that's what a man is. Right. And that's when I decided to be an actor. Really? Yeah. And in fact, now while you're tripping on streams, you also decide to get him this line?

Starting point is 00:04:06 I did, I didn't, my teeth are getting better. Yeah, you want to better him, so. He's like, in 20 years later, I finally got around. Yeah. There is something this could do right now. It's insane. It's funny that he keeps wearing it, because I thought he was just gonna stop. You were noticing it?

Starting point is 00:04:21 Yes, we noticed it. Everybody knows it. You're like, the thing is about truth it everybody. You're like the thing is about You know when I get my click at my dad. You know I said to my father. You know I said my dad. I said dad You're my hero My freaking hero And I'm gonna stop lying myself Vulnerable moment stop lying to myself You just open his heart

Starting point is 00:04:42 I'm gonna stop lying to myself. Your leader is just opening his heart up there. And Britain's just saying, ggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Yeah, but they do it from the chocolate. Yeah, yeah, a lot of these people doing the chocolates and they do the microdose. I just eat a whole, it's like a whole long, it kind of looks like a turd or something. It tastes like this one. It's terrible. The taste grows. You just let them taste better though. We just mash it up with a mushroom,

Starting point is 00:05:14 oh, and how much? We mash it up with like a banana, so like you can't really taste it. Me, my buddy, Randy. But here's the thing I'll tell you. Here's the thing I'll tell you. People say, yeah, people say, why do it? Because it makes you happier.

Starting point is 00:05:24 And you don't stress out about any of this stuff you're thinking about. And you start thinking about stuff that's... For how long? Yeah, hours. Okay. Three hours though. So you got to commit that.

Starting point is 00:05:33 Also, the next day, here's another good reason. I've written some of my smartest material, stand-up comedy-wise, while I'm, when I smoke weed, I come up with terrible things that aren't fun. I can't, I don't mix well with weed. Yeah, and that's why I don't smoke it. But like with mushrooms, I've thought of tons of funny stuff. And we just laugh.

Starting point is 00:05:49 Like it's the thing. I think it changes your brain chemistry. Like Mike Tyson talks about that. He worked with this doctor. I think he did a four day retreat. Yeah. And he said that the, I think that's what he was saying. The peace of mind I got.

Starting point is 00:06:02 Oh man. It's the best. So Simon, They help soldier. Well Tyson does, yeah, the the microdose and soldiers and fighters. But then Tyson does the the frog. He takes. Oh, that looks like it looks like

Starting point is 00:06:13 fucking the no, it's a he's a different opera. I've heard licking frogs, but I didn't know there's a thing. I thought it was like something on the there's a you know, the psychedelic frogs like their kiss. You drop it on your tongue.

Starting point is 00:06:24 Yeah. I try that. So you would do that. Spread you You drop it on your tongue. Yeah, you didn't fucking. I try that. You would do that. I'm not, you know, right? Yeah. But I'm not like a big drug guy. Like I went to a terrible breakup. Sounds like I know, it doesn't go.

Starting point is 00:06:34 We started off, I mean, oh, I got it. I got to do multiple. I personally, I swear to God, I'm going to start doing it. But like the thing that scares me, it doesn't make your heart rate go up. No, no, no. You just like, shit. But I will tell you this,

Starting point is 00:06:46 I've said this a thousand times, but if you aren't dealing with something, get ready, you're gonna start to deal. You know what I'm saying? You'll take much of that. I don't know if I want that. Oh yeah, yeah, I've been putting that all. I have a nut on it.

Starting point is 00:06:58 I have a nut on it. I have a nut on it. That's the fuck. And that's what you're doing. No, honestly, that's what's scary. Honestly, like if you're not living up to something, yeah, yeah, yeah, it can fuck you up a little bit in that it'll get you real honest.

Starting point is 00:07:12 Yeah, it'll be like, oh yeah, it's a time to call dad, huh? For real, like it really you are, it makes you go through your brain. And you might see, that's why it's better, that's why it's the best thing. You might see a part of yourself, you don't like it. I know a lot of people do, and then you can change. Major trauma, and when they go to,

Starting point is 00:07:26 you know, whatever to rehab, they're doing a ayahuasca. Treats. Well, ayahuasca is just like, no one's gonna show them except you a puke bunch. And you have to have a guide. I don't trust anything that I have to have a guide. Well, it's not. And but you do it within a group.

Starting point is 00:07:38 Like, if there's a party. I don't like that. It's gonna be horrible. Exactly. And also listen to this. My ex, one of my exes, she was incredible incredible lady like one of the most beautiful like spirits of a human Yeah, she goes I'm gonna go on this retreat and I was like all right, you know do what you got to do whatever she goes and The guide says you know you're welcome to come back once you're tripping you don't have to wear clothes here

Starting point is 00:07:58 We're not bound by clothes like this and I'm going Yeah, this is crazy. Just encouraged-doubt girlfriend to go like, I'll come back with my two sets. Like, it's completely, that's kind of weird. You're a shom-exceptible. If your name is Ted, but you change the name to, you know, Ashundh. Ashundh, whatever, you're in the fucking, in your, in the Amazon. You try to fuck, right?

Starting point is 00:08:19 Right, well why would you offer that suggestion unless you're a creep? You're a shom. Also, what does clothes have to do with it? Like let me take advantage of people that are all jumped up. Like, hey, you know, if you want, we can have sex with each other. Yeah, she came back naked. She just said,

Starting point is 00:08:32 we can't all. Yeah, but you know, they found that dude and he was, I think he was, he worked for the government and he was, I think he worked in some intelligence agency. Well, you know what I mean? He decided to, I know somebody knows me. He decided to go and do a retreat. And I guess he took a different kind of thing.

Starting point is 00:08:48 I think he took, like he wanted to get into the hole and these Amazonian, like, you know, Mammu kind of guys were like, all right, you want to try the shit? There you go. And he fucking went on a little walk about in the woods and got lost. I got to do it.

Starting point is 00:09:01 And they, nope, they found them about three days later, dehydrated starving and bitten to shreds by Then they had to send in an actual search team like an American search team because they didn't trust the because they needed he was Naked the guys in Naked Amazon. Oh my god is naked. Oh, you're dick. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:24 Yeah. Enjoying the skido. Yeah, they're like, look at that hot dog there. Skido's like, what a bun after this bitch. You'll be a nightmare. Fuck yeah. Now, fuck that wouldn't happen to me, you know. No, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:09:36 You're one to an inch. I'd be fine out there. You would? No, I was like, that's just what you have to think when you do drugs. Well, here's my here's trivia question. Would you rather be lost in the Congo or the Amazon? Be let's take a little break from talking that dime piece Jeff does.

Starting point is 00:09:51 He's distracting. It's hot. Very time to. Too hot to handle. I'll take that right now. 664, you know, he's a 6 fiber. He's 6 fiber. Yeah.

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Starting point is 00:12:36 lamb's aryl. That's all adorable. You've also got what they apparently these hybrid chimps that Robyn was talking about those those the the lion killers those those chimps that Robyn was talking about, those lions killers, those chimps that walk on two legs that they've seen, but forget all that, you got labyrinths. Is this real? You got lions, snakes, all right? The seals are things that are really just sick. Please stay away from anybody of water. We know that, yeah?

Starting point is 00:13:00 Why? Well, because that's what... That's all of that. But no, Chimbra, all of Africa. Yeah, okay. So tell me about the Amazon now. Yeah, what are we going to do? Those days animals, Nile Crocker. No, that's all of Africa elephant. Yeah, there's no that's Africa. Just great whites. There's no right now. It's not a great white shark. They're there. Right. They're right.

Starting point is 00:13:18 You least know that. Yeah, it says great white shark. Oh, you know, you are dealing with cheetahs, lions, leopards and spotted hyenas. Yeah, and every snake thing. They don't like people. Black mombas, green mombas, puffadders, Gaboon Vipers, your boss. What's a puffadder? What's a Gaboon?

Starting point is 00:13:31 Bring up a puffadder. What's a puffadder? It's a business snake puffadder. Hey, what's the door of it? What about that Gaboon? Is that a Pokemon? That was a puffadder. Yeah, got it.

Starting point is 00:13:39 Oh yeah, then the boons that snake. Oh, go in that back. I like that guy. That guy's got it right by the side. That's got a sock. All right, a puffadder's a snake. It's our boy, Kyle and Peterson. booze that snake. You could have that back boy when you bite. Like that guy's got it right by the side. All right, a puff adders of snake. Coyote Peterson. Gee it is.

Starting point is 00:13:48 Now the Gaboon Vipers got a two inch, two inch fangs. I think he's short and thick, yeah, right? All right, so far I'm leaning towards Africa. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I want to go to all of the club. Yeah, puff adders, some monkeys, I like it. That'd be the Gaboon Vipers. I saw that Tarzan cartoon. That'd be too worried about the kaboom fiper. I said that's not that tarzan

Starting point is 00:14:05 I would be too worried about the animals. I'll be worried about those tribes and Africa But what about the other? I was like you bro. Well, no you got it. Yeah, you went over look at the size of you You're seeing they go. He's got hard on his arms and he's all huge. Yeah, well you got the Houtu extremists who went into the Congo to run away from the authority Yeah, but I would just say I agree with you guys I think you got the Hutu extremists who went into the Congo to run away from the authorities. Yeah, but I would just say I agree with you guys. I came, I came, I like what you're talking about. Yeah, I like y'all.

Starting point is 00:14:31 Yeah, I'm with you guys. Hey, what did you guys say about the other tribe? I agree. I mean, I ain't good. He fucked that tribe. I just saw the tribe a minute ago. I told him I don't want to be with you. I want to be with you guys.

Starting point is 00:14:41 Wait, so tell me about the Amazon there. What do we got on the Amazon? The Crocodiles that are going to kill you. And Amazon tell us about the Amazon there what we're gonna get No crocodiles that are gonna kill you And Amazon there's a Yaguars Yaguars also there's a pan Okay, I was told isn't not none of the others stuff. Yeah, you've got Montana you got bullet-a-t a sock clear on that's not gonna kill you black came in to kill you lecture Kill now you got the the Nile that runs through no no no no run through all right what has the most bugs What's the river? What's the what's the river that cuts through. No, no, no. The Nile runs through. All right. What has the most bugs? What's the river, what's the river that cuts through there?

Starting point is 00:15:08 The Amazon, but you have the Nile. You have the Nile. There's a major river that cuts through the Amazon. Is the Amazon river? That's the Amazon, the Amazon. You're gonna have problems with there. You're gonna have problems, but it's not so much anything.

Starting point is 00:15:19 It's the corner. It's not, it's not crocodiles and camion are gonna leap. They're not the salt water or Nile crocodiles that will eat you and hunt you the way Your fuck fellas, right which one has more bugs. That's what I want to know. Well now now that's the both suck both suck for animals I think that I think the let's take it out. Let's say you get a bug yeah, I think yeah I think the Congo that you're gonna get malaria. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You're gonna be rained on a lot. You're gonna be cold as fuck. Look at that. I got a question for you. All right, so you've seen that movie The Grey? No, I haven't.

Starting point is 00:16:06 It's Liam Neeson and there's all these wolves. Frank Killow, Frank Killow. Yeah, so I watched that movie and I was like, bro, I could kill a wolf. If it was my life dependent on, I could kill a wolf. I could like kill a one wolf. Yeah, give me one wolf. It's not hot.

Starting point is 00:16:19 He might get me. And I'm gonna put my thumb into a hot spot. Those both of them are very huge. They can get big. Really? And that's why they attack and pack Well, Timberwark gets up to about 150 pounds I've seen the big ones yeah, and so I'm popping off of the mouth gone I can kill this if you ever if you ever want to bite you had just that just on that

Starting point is 00:16:35 I think he's gonna say well here's the thing I'm talking shit. I'm going on I get fuck up a wolf one wolf come on Dude my life on the fucking snuggle kill the fucker, right? I'm going crazy. I'm talking all this shit. Yeah, it's one right? I might come out of it all ugly and shit I got one arm or whatever but I'll fucking kill the wolf all I win and then the next day my buddy his wife All the people that have the movie theater with me started sending me all these messages on they they took photos from like right Or whatever these wolves get big. Yeah, There's wolves way bigger than this guy. Like I mean big wolves.

Starting point is 00:17:07 Do you think you could do it? Do you think you could kill a wolf? Well, here's the thing. Oh, that's of that size. I'm glad you're asking the question. I think I did. It's an important question. Now, I shouldn't get hold of my neck.

Starting point is 00:17:16 Now, now, no, it's all good. Now listen, here's the thing about when a dog bites. I'm not gonna talk about a wolf yet, because they crack elk bones. They crack elk bones, okay? But I'm not gonna talk about a wolf yet, because they crack elk bones. They crack elk bones, okay? But I'm not gonna talk about that. I'm gonna talk about... Average male weighs 137, that is a big

Starting point is 00:17:30 mother truck in the animal team. And that's average. By the way, get a hundred percent. 170, yeah. Yeah. Now please understand that when a police dog, just a police dog, I'm gonna give you, I'm gonna malinois, shepherd,

Starting point is 00:17:41 they wouldn't mess with me, I'm a white guy. Yeah, that's so racist. Those police dogs go let us slide. Malinois shepherd they wouldn't mess with me. I'm a white guy So really those Please talk go let us lie He's a good guy He's nice Probably got nothing He's his taxes he doesn't have a weapon He's on the list pocket he doesn't even do drugs. He does like those white collar drugs

Starting point is 00:18:02 I have ideas. Yeah, come on When they bite yeah when, when it grabs your arm right there or he were on your hand, you understand that everything shuts down. Like you can't use it anymore. You know, the train dogs. They bite so hard that they kill all the nerve at it. So now you can't use your arms.

Starting point is 00:18:18 So your arms go, if it bites you right here, your arm goes numb. If it bites you in the leg, yeah. What a wolf. Now a wolf, it bites a lot harder. So a wolf, when he locks down on the old arm, if he gets it, he can bite it off. If he gets it. If he gets it, big if. What have you got a machete in your hand? Wait a minute. What if he got it? He's got to get there.

Starting point is 00:18:38 Yeah. Those, those dogs are trained to go for arms and legs. Well, the wolf is going to actually train to get right to your side. Also, I know you are, me disengages you. I got to stick jacket on too's not actually trying to get right to your side. Also, I got really army disengages. I got to thick jacket on too. It's got to get through that. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'll fight you in a minute.

Starting point is 00:18:51 So I won't like your North face jacket. It's going to stop. Yeah, but I got to get through that. I got to go. I wore a bite suit. I wore a bite suit in the mountain on these wolfs. It's so hard. It's fucking credit.

Starting point is 00:19:01 The mountain one bit so hard that we started to panic. I was like, it's breaking my arm. So that's what bites suit. That's good. it's breaking my arm. So that's who a bite suit. Who a bite suit. Me, you gotta try those, the good point here. Your channel just seems to ask first. Your life is on the line. Yeah, like I've got a lid.

Starting point is 00:19:13 Well, you're gonna, you're gonna human some stuff. He's coming, he's coming. He's coming, if he grabs you by the tummy. Right. If he bites your tummy. You're fucked. No, here's a better question. If you don't call my stomach a tummy.

Starting point is 00:19:23 Yeah, it's not nice. But if it's you and me, Jeff, like it's you and me, I feel like we could take out one large. No, take you out of it. We're just allowing him. We're just allowing him. Take you out. Well, well, well, I'm the only guy here.

Starting point is 00:19:36 But I'm just gonna blow out his face. Who's gonna kill a fucking- He's gonna blow out his face. I'm the only guy in here you want on your side there and I'm gonna tell you why. Why? Very simple. If you and I, we can kill a wolf, here's why.

Starting point is 00:19:46 You're taking the bite, sorry, you have to. Yeah, it's the one who has to. Or I take the bite, but in this case, I'm getting behind that wolf. He's not going, but I'm gonna put him in a rear naked showroom. He's not gonna go for you though. He's gonna go for the big guy.

Starting point is 00:19:56 He's gonna have meat. He's gonna go for the biggest guy. Yeah. Is that what they do? Yeah, he goes for him. Brennan's got, these wolves are like jail rules. Now, Bob, let me ask you. Let me ask you. The gloves, the ones you might be up there.

Starting point is 00:20:07 Yeah, beef jerky over here. Show me what you're doing to keep them away. Show me what you're gonna do. What the wolf? Yeah, I'm gonna go feet first, my shoe. Okay, you're gonna kick. Okay, well no, I'm just gonna be up like this. Okay, so hopefully he bites your shoe.

Starting point is 00:20:19 Yes. Okay, chances are you're not doing this though, right? We're keeping our hands here, it's elbows. We're elbows here, right? We're keeping our hands here. We're keeping it's elbows where elbows here Right, and we're kicking. Okay, you can't have him grab your hand big trouble. No, it's game over But he's gonna latch on this game over you guys keep giving this wolf too much credit He's gonna latch on his latches on his losing eyes. He's done fucking if I Immediately fucking I'm jumping on his fucking back. I'm snake in his net It's I'm putting doing it. I'm on my locking and I'm going here

Starting point is 00:20:48 And I'm just grabbing him and I'm squeezing and he's going and then we bash his head It's once he falls super well. Let's he taps out. I mean, I'm a tag. Yeah, he got a no Okay, okay, no herb. Dean, but then you're bleeding and I'm like, yeah, I'm bleeding I'm like, let's get these pants off you now. I got to tie you off. Yeah Wait, take these pants off. You got to take that science. Why you got to get the pants off because I don't want to have pants on him I don't know where he's injured. I have to check his whole body. You got to check every body checked it. No, it's gonna You're stomach. Let me ask you. What? Does anyone in this room watch 1883? No, no, no sounds old. Well

Starting point is 00:21:27 Does anyone in this room watch 1883? No, no sounds old. Well, you watch 1883. No, nothing I won't ruin it because just came out last night. It just came out last night. Of course we haven't seen no the finale Oh, okay, throw it at us, dude. It takes a lot for me to cry. You crow? Really? Dude? Really that finale last night with some of the darkest shit I've ever seen in my life. Really? It's what you have kids. What made you think of this? Just now. I was just thinking, I was trying to get transition

Starting point is 00:21:52 out of this fake wall story. Okay. You can realize it. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I get, I get, what's in the real world right now? It was so dark and Tim McGrouse such a good fucking actor. Oh yeah. It was, my girl was crying. So it was so dark and Tim McGraw such a good fucking actor. Oh, yeah, it was not.

Starting point is 00:22:06 My girl was crying. Really? I was like, you know, I was filling up, but they weren't coming. Have you ever had a show do that to you before? Never, never. I cried yesterday. And then I'm with Dakota.

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Starting point is 00:22:25 So you're a child. But she can speak it, she wants to be a singer. It's one of a bunch of words. She's a def lady that wants to sing. All deaf actors, all deaf actors. Oh, really? Oh yeah, this chick follows me on Twitter, whatever. Yeah, she's cute.

Starting point is 00:22:38 Yeah. Up to the energy. I know a lot of deafs. I'm cool with the deafs. Bro, I don't know if that's the yet. They don't know if that's the yet. No, they don't care. They don't deaths. I'm cool with the deaths. Bro, I don't know if that's the yet. They don't know if that's the yet. They got a death. No, they don't care.

Starting point is 00:22:48 I'm in. There's a death college in DC. No, I took something like a gin high school because I thought it'd be easier than Spanish. Such a bee. I was wrong. It's so hard. Also just ruined charades.

Starting point is 00:22:58 Right, like charades are over. There's no charades now. No, no. But yeah, we went 1883 and then American Idol debuted last night, favorite show if you didn't know that Jeff. American Idol debut. Still zero on two. Dude, American Idol.

Starting point is 00:23:11 Great. Dude, so I went from crying on 1883. This young black guy comes on and goes, I'm gonna sing the song that, because he had a nephew who was one that passed away a month ago and an accident. Because I'm seeing the song, you see him to help him sleep.

Starting point is 00:23:26 Died of young age. Dude. I can't handle it. Dude. I can't handle it. Dude. I get out, start crying. Nuts.

Starting point is 00:23:32 You cry as dumb like this? I can't handle it. I think it's maybe just me getting older, but like I cried pretty easy. Oh, fuck. Oh yeah. Yeah. I don't know what happened. Especially that.

Starting point is 00:23:42 Because I'm not like that guy. I mean, I'm easily touched. You don't have kids yet. We have kids. What's on to these things? I forget. I kind of have to see this thing. Oh, they don't do originals, right?

Starting point is 00:23:51 Very rarely they have originals, but dude, you're like, hold on. So have you ever seen the movie, you could say you could say the Pixar movie? Yeah, yeah, I've seen Soul. So I saw Soul on a plane. Uh huh. And I didn't just cry, I wept.

Starting point is 00:24:04 Like the people next to me were like, like I was the smartest, most sweetest best movie I've ever seen. You know what's fucked me up on a plane? I mean, I know it's older, but one with Will Smith. Oh, I robot. No, not a fuck. Oh, bad boy.

Starting point is 00:24:18 This is a bad boy. He cried, and I was like, when Martin Lawrence and Will Smith were sitting in the middle of the way. You see men in black, men in black. Man, man, man, man, man. I'm gonna pursue the happiness. Oh, right. That's right. Especially that. He's like when Martin Lawrence and B. Man Presuit of happiness Yeah, that's what yeah, I watch

Starting point is 00:24:29 I never why did I want my god? I was walking in the subway. I was fucking balling That's it that one got me for sure. Well, I got a window seat. So I was just like I'm telling 18 83 do I know telling you man if you like Yellowstone Some people think it's better than Yellowstone same rider Taylor shared in 20s a bees He's a fucking man 1883 You remember back then 1883 it's like if you got shot you got sick one guy gets bit by snake

Starting point is 00:24:59 No, it's in yeah, and then I 20 years ago Well this guy thinks of a wolf bites my arm. It won't work anymore So in 1883 if the wolf just looked at me I'd be dead You're missing a point chef No, no, I just I don't know you know all this wolf stuff He knew what a fucking puff atter was Not him never to Much about I didn't know what a fucking puff adder was. Yeah. Not him never heard of a puff adder in my life. I didn't know too much about some gobboon.

Starting point is 00:25:26 Yeah. There's a plow. I got tigers into the Coyote Peterson now. Our boy who was on me, a Coyote Peterson, you know Coyote Peterson with a wild wilderness, whatever, it gets like 50 million views. So he'll go find like the, you know, what it has the most powerful bite

Starting point is 00:25:41 and got bit by a, you know, he got stung by like a some crazy hornet shit like that so I I'm not I'm not young he he's pretty young I have tiger that's his girl Jesus Christ. Oh no that's probably like Bees all right He's like we're in love Fucking snapping god By a center but I have tiger watch that just gives the educate some of my animals and stuff But we're playing basketball. I used to eat lizards out there

Starting point is 00:26:17 He wants to fucking put his hand in oh yeah, no to get bit. I'm like no, dude. What are you doing? What the fuck are you? Wait that fucking What are you doing? No, no's one worse than the bulletin. Oh, is it the executioner? Yes. He got some executioner was and he's like, sometimes I feel like he's over-exadred. He's on the ground. He's like, no, seriously, turn the game itself.

Starting point is 00:26:56 And his whole arms like turning white. That's it. He got fucked up. Bro, look at that fucking thing. Isn't it weird that you can get famous just for this kind of stuff? Oh. But this guy just leaned into animals so hard that they've given me these super famous.

Starting point is 00:27:10 I don't want to see that. I want to see it, but it's got to burn like a bit. Oh, it looks so painful. You would do it? I would just because I'm so afraid of it. You would want to know what that's so funny down there. I don't know. I'd be down to it.

Starting point is 00:27:22 You guys would be down to it. Like, don't dare me because I might do it and let it be called. I mean, I don't know. Would people be around? Would I get attention for it? I could down to it. You guys would be down to it. Like, don't dare me because I might do it. And then it'd be called. I mean, I don't know. Would people be around? Would I get attention for it? I could probably do it. Like sell your data.

Starting point is 00:27:30 I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data.

Starting point is 00:27:38 I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. I'm selling your data. If you really have 40 million views, right, that I do that. Actually, that's some sort of whole idea. Here's a show idea.

Starting point is 00:27:46 This is so dumb. Instead of hot ones, each, we both get stung by a fucking executioner was and then do that. And we try to have an interview. That's funny. You're gonna have a great guess.

Starting point is 00:27:55 Or you might have a fuck-made friend, grill. Yeah, or you might have a not. No, you're not. No, Brian, but you're not. I still have a reason. How great would that be?

Starting point is 00:28:04 You're all stung. You're like, all like all right telling about your second book or whatever you got Podcast I think you Should be a fighter some shit go talk I think you would have I swear to God I think you'd have a lot of fucking sick people look at the jackass thing people be like I'm Anyone anybody yeah, but people love a challenge. Everybody's module. I think you can. Man, women would like to see it. Yeah, love you.

Starting point is 00:28:28 Terrible idea, no celebrity would do it. I think we put it on Patreon and we sell it. Sure. Oh, absolutely. No celebrity's gonna do that. There's no way that you, this is not gonna make a continuous show. How?

Starting point is 00:28:38 You know what, you know, long that is three episodes. It's you, me, Frank Rillow, and then some, and I dial through it. I don't know. You might be down to, it's same triply, and I dial through it, you might be dead. That's what you're saying. Sam Tripley. But I'm talking about like,

Starting point is 00:28:47 I don't know if I'm gonna do it. But like, A-listers, like Hot Ones has like, you know, Seth Rogan and Pete, but Hot Ones probably is a, absolutely not. No, what did you say? I'm shocked that Hot Ones took off. I mean, because imagine before Hot Ones was a thing,

Starting point is 00:29:01 pitching that must have been impossible. Yeah, he was in getting like like creed celebrities from the jump. Right, because you know, complex is like, I mean, Bob, I've heard of that. It's not a dumbest thing I've ever heard. And then he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got,

Starting point is 00:29:16 he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got,

Starting point is 00:29:24 he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he got, he No, the problem is, okay, you black widow. Wait, you're saying the celebrities won't get bit. No, not chance. But what if the just the host is bit? And then he gets to interview. That's the move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, because now they go, yeah, but then I gotta do it every time I have a fucking guess.

Starting point is 00:29:36 Yeah, you might have died after 12, after 12, that's like bring the executioner and lost back. This last time was terrible. Bro, when you get fucking sick doing that all the time? Like, like, like, health one, all your producers, like, hey, we forgot to tape.

Starting point is 00:29:47 We didn't have a card in, we got to do that over here. It's actually a terrible idea because it's the coast you'd have to go every time, fuck that. But also the insurance on that, we did. That's insane. You have to go to the hospital all the time. No, you have a, like,

Starting point is 00:29:59 like, cryo-de-pious, and has like a staff on standby. Because there's certainly, like, with the rattlesnake and stuff in certain ones, and like the bottom. Yeah, they'd be, well, it only certain amount of people die from it because they have allergic reaction. No, allergic to it's not a big deal.

Starting point is 00:30:13 But you know what you do, but he doesn't know to you, it's fucking bit. I think that, I think you have a contest. If you made it a contest, see how long people could last. I actually, he's not, yeah, no one's, we mean last, yeah, how do people could last? I actually... You mean last. No one's just... Yeah, how do you last? But people are gonna die?

Starting point is 00:30:28 Name to materials. Oh, I love the good of last. I think the pain is so bad. You pitch us on sweet game like hell. Yeah. But the pain is so bad that you end up kind of being like, I'm fucking out, you know, I think, right? How have they not made it?

Starting point is 00:30:40 How have they not made Squid Game an actual game show? Oh, YouTuber did. He did? That's a great idea. Yeah, but that'd be a fun show I mean you don't die obviously, but like you would just do the same things they did in Squid Game I thought he just called ninja warrior. I thought he just recreated the set. No, he did that Oh, he made the no one died, but yeah, I did not want to see it. I do that's crazy I think it'd be fun. I'd like to run it, you know, like doing that one rehab from the glasses. Oh, yeah I mean not I don't want to die Which one I would love to do? Which one do you struggle at most with you think? Oh, let's refresh

Starting point is 00:31:10 Let's be honest. I mean this sounds so rude But when they were doing red light green light man, they those Koreans were shit at red light green light They were bad because I don't think they grew up playing it like we did all died at red light green light Is it half on that? They grew up playing it like we did. They all died at red light green light. Is there a half of them died? Cause they didn't know. They did know though. A lot of them did. But they didn't know guns were gonna come out until. Yeah, but they're still lost.

Starting point is 00:31:31 Extra cautious. It's a children's game. Yeah, but you're like, you're like, you're like, you think it's a game. I'm not on the air. All the other ones you go, oh, I get people dying. And the glass falls, you have the tub. The glass is fucking tough.

Starting point is 00:31:41 All that stuff. But like when you see red light, green light, killed like 300 of them, you're like, you saw me. And that was the first game. So easy. Yeah, I've looked at my girl and I'm like, I dominate that.

Starting point is 00:31:51 I wouldn't be scared. I'd be like, it's easy. Just don't move. Yeah, hopefully all the games are over. Now we move. And then we don't move. It's so easy. So fucking scary.

Starting point is 00:31:59 Some people were, you know, they'll shake. They want a bunch of warts at the Saga warts last night. How did it? Yeah, they won a bunch. Oh, there's a war show last night? Mm-hmm. Which is, yeah, and I was telling Tim about this on the shop show. It was weird to watch the actors, but like,

Starting point is 00:32:10 you know what we do is so important. That's such a challenge. You train and war, like fucked it. Oh, anyway. Really? Dark, yeah. Well, that's what I was saying. What is something going on in Ukraine?

Starting point is 00:32:21 Oh, Joe. You still have news. Well, that's like, that's like the fucking- You guys tell me something's going on. That's like the fucking ad. Don't tell me, I have a tea bar. The chairman of the public public public public public. Ukraine wins.

Starting point is 00:32:33 I have a DVR. But it puts in perspective what's going on. Like, you know, like the chairman of the psychiatry board, did you see this in Columbia, got suspended indefinitely, because there was a,'s a there's a Sudanese model and she calls herself the queen of dark and all he said was somebody said somebody posted this tweet was like this is not a piece of granite or art this is a human being she's beautiful and all that and he said

Starting point is 00:33:00 the psychiatrist goes oh she's gorgeous he goes whether a work of art or a freak of nature she is a beautiful site to behold. Oh, wow. And that did it. Oh, no, not like that. No, I didn't. He racist. You're fetishizing your body.

Starting point is 00:33:13 You're fetishizing your body. You're fetishizing your body. I mean, a massive, a massive, a massive outcry, ready? And in he, like a dummy, he goes, Apologies. My apologies to the black community and women. And not enough or not enough. I have caused so much hurt,

Starting point is 00:33:30 and I'm beginning to understand the personal work I have to undertake to where that's going. He's trying to keep his job. Yeah, trying to keep his job. Of course, they were like, and apology, all of them were like, apology. It's not enough. Oh, it's great that you can just go on living and learning.

Starting point is 00:33:43 So he's done. So he's done for, and so almost was a Oh, it's great that you can just go on living and learning. So he's done. So he's done for, all it was was a clumsy, he made a clumsy compliment. Is it clumsy though? Right, he says it's just his perspective where he should be canceled for it? No, but they cancel him. But Columbia University, he's, and sexist

Starting point is 00:33:57 and eroticizing and fetishizing a black body. And the words were, this woman got in the woman and the model herself, she's from Sudan and she goes Yeah, that's straight up racism Cool, hold on would you rather be in the Sudan because they can teach something about not only racism but also ethnic cleansing Genocide I mean they can take they can they can teach you something about Russia and Ukraine are dealing with real problem real problem So it's the Sudan so you we as Americans this we come up with the hurt I've caused no I'm paying I read I mean I'm sorry this thing because there's like

Starting point is 00:34:31 a lot there's like a movement on Twitter where people like man if they're trying to draft our young males I'm not going bubble and then like I posted this then like a real army sergeant I was like hey don't worry if trying to try to invade this we're not we don't need your help is like most emails are out of shape couldn't pass the exam most of your two into social media and the drugs and just two week to help us out now trust me we're not going to recruit well and here's the other thing you know that I got guns I'll do pretty good yeah well that's what we all say right so I'm a second-minute guy on guns in case the government comes at me. Not the government. I'm not saying I'm saying I'm saying on my team. I'm saying I'm saying the idea is I need it yeah but

Starting point is 00:35:14 but there are a lot of guys they're actually guys from America and everywhere else that are going into Ukraine to fight the Russians okay. Do you do the regular do yeah on the on the Ukraine. It's great. It's great. There are a lot of guys. If you're a male, if you're a male from 16 to 40, you can't leave the country. You have to go pick up a gun and fight for your country. Now, here's the problem. And they're really gangster. Here's a good fight. They had a general on who said he said, okay, you guys, everybody's got their guns

Starting point is 00:35:42 now already and the and the president saying, give his arms. The Russians, the Russians in Kiev and these, in Odessa and these other cities, they've surrounded those cities. And they've surrounded those cities with something called artillery. Now, the artillery they have can take an area the size of Central Park and demolish it that fast, just literally level it, annihilate everything and everybody in it. Okay? just literally level it, annihilate everything and everybody in it, okay? So your guns, all your guns, they have no, Ukraine has no air support. This guy was talking, he was,

Starting point is 00:36:11 Ukraine doesn't have air support, doesn't have like a air force in the fight. What they do, they don't have the equivalent to Russia. Nothing, nothing like that. So they are surrounded with this artillery. So all your guns, all your stuff, you're already in stuff means literally fuck all. Because those got, that military machinery artillery

Starting point is 00:36:30 and the kind of weaponry they have can level all the buildings. But they're not doing anything. Like you want to put a buffet. I don't think we should shame those people. Not shame in them. Not shame in them. But also, but also, I'm saying there are a lot

Starting point is 00:36:42 of Americans going in there. There are people going in there with the idea that they're going to fight the russians putin per if there's a the putin is going to do whatever he wants to create this gun sound racist you know why this is really they would kill everyone even black models and everything i'm not saying that black models i don't think the black models are gonna kill you. You can't do that. He's telling you what. Sound chanted. But Putin does whatever. And unfortunately, he doesn't.

Starting point is 00:37:10 Because I think what Putin has overlooked is how strong Ukrainians are. So when they're going in there, they thought he thought he was gonna be able to take it over in about a few days. And that's not happening. It could. It's not happening, but he could though. Maybe he's not though.

Starting point is 00:37:24 No, he's not because of public, international pressure. not happening, but he could though. Maybe. He's not though. No, he's not because of the public, international pressure. I don't think he wants a level of city. It's already caught. Yeah, it's not going to happen. It's very tough. I'm saying if he wanted militarily, but what he's doing now, the war he's doing now on the ground, Ukrainians are putting up one hell of a fight with a cold fraction of the people.

Starting point is 00:37:40 Well, first of all, the other thing is that there are a lot of Ukrainians who, especially in Eastern Ukraine, who speak Russian and identify as Russianrainians who is but i think it's actually an eastern ukrain who speak russian and i think that was russian uh... it's a very weird it's a weird conflict here man because a lot of the ukrainians there are there are a lot of ukrainians who speak russian who identify as russian have you have you heard about the one guy uh... jeth is taxing but have you heard about that i'm not

Starting point is 00:38:00 looking up the name vladimir doesn't sound very russian that's what i'm looking up the name Vladimir doesn't sound very Russian uh... it's a lot of it's really about the fact that i've heard this one guy be became a star overnight he's uh... uh... jet pilot for Ukraine because of the ghost of kip that might be a that might not be a lot of that guy

Starting point is 00:38:19 yeah they may think about that because he was he was back tomorrow they got one video you came back the next day you You don't think so, Brian? I have skeptical hip-hop eyes about him. Why? What is a hip-hop eyes? Really Brian Super Pro Russia. Yeah, but I haven't picked a side yet.

Starting point is 00:38:34 I got a year and a half. I get very worried because the people start talking romantically about Ukrainians winning this work. No, no, they're not going to win. You're mistaking. You say they're putting up a fight. You're mistaking. Yeah. You say they're putting up a fight. I'm very against this invasion.

Starting point is 00:38:49 Let me be very clear. I think it's outrageous. I'll be ready for it. No, I'm not. I think it's outrageous, but there are a couple things to do. Do you also root for the empire and strivers? Yes, I do.

Starting point is 00:38:57 I do. So it's like Darth Vader, I think he's doing a... I don't think he's fed it. I'm very against this invasion, and I think it's crazy. I just don't think that I think that with the Russians decided to actually go to war here and actually take that country over They could do it immediately

Starting point is 00:39:12 So why are they doing it this way? Because they go the other way then we'll get them both No, no, yeah, and the main thing is? No, these problems Yeah, but you know why they came in? You know what the main crux is? No, it's quite it's it's it's it's it's it do with Putin is said from day one. He was like, if the country on my border, which used to belong to the Soviet Union, if you guys joined the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, if Georgia joins the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, which is a treaty, it was started after World War II, which was the European country said were

Starting point is 00:39:45 part of NATO and the United States is going to back us up, meaning if the Soviets invade one country, if it's a nation, we all come. It's a treaty organization. Now, on his border, with a large population that speaks Russian, when the Ukraine said we're going to be a member of NATO and the United States refused to say, well, the United States and Europe said we're not going to tell them not to be part of NATO. We can't. To the Soviets, to Putin, that is essentially saying, now I have an enemy who is allied with the West, militarily, on my border with a huge second of the population that speaks Russian, brank. Can you describe it longer? About two minutes in I'm gonna

Starting point is 00:40:38 They all got together what the hell's a treaty? They all said all right. We agree I started thinking about book of Boba Fett as like is that when the old guy met, but I missed some, can restart some of the top things in the song. So in Star Wars, it's a confidant. You have the alliance, right? You know it's crazy though,

Starting point is 00:40:54 you got the Klitschko brothers with AK-47s, yeah. We're sick. You got Loma Chanko who flew out there. Wow. Are we safe? That's what I wanna know. Are we good? I'm good to save.

Starting point is 00:41:03 I think what's gonna happen is they're gonna negotiate. I think Putin doesn't want this, you creating someone. Yeah. You I want to know. We get to save. I think what's going to happen is they're going to negotiate. I think Putin doesn't want this. You're creating someone. There's a lot. You got to make a stand. There's some guy or some kind of a you can't kill the top guy. No, nobody wins. Nobody wins here. Oh, they're going to kill that guy. That president that Canadian. I'm a comedian and actor. You speak common. You speak common. I think what's going to happen is fucking they're going to they're talking. I just it makes no sense. Yeah. Like there's no upside

Starting point is 00:41:26 Like South Korea North Korea have been at war forever. Yeah, and nothing ever happens They just the meat and they go okay no more noise games Don't just make sound it's annoying everyone will not do that and then then they're like they'll do like one guy Old 10 years later start blasting the things again, and then they'll say let's have another meeting It doesn't really feel like a war. You're gonna have, I think the Ukraine is gonna have to say, we will not have any US bases, we won't have any European military bases.

Starting point is 00:41:52 It's gonna be a whole thing. He also bombed, what he did, he bombed a bunch of military installations anyway. He's like, you guys wanna have an airport? Sorry, you know. He took that, yeah. It's a gamesmanship. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:42:04 It's a whole lid end soon though. It's fucked gamesmanship. Yeah, yeah. It's a whole plate end soon though. It's fucked up, it's fucked up. It is not good. Yeah. Our friend, uh, fucking from Tarantactical, who she's Ukrainian, she's got family there. She's already lost some friends there. She's got her fucking family there.

Starting point is 00:42:18 I'm surprised that the war's still happening because I was driving through Sherman Oaks and there was a bunch of people out there with signs. Some surprise that they're still doing it. With all those people out there. There must have been hundreds of people. And they're still doing it. They're still doing that war, even though all my neighbors are out there.

Starting point is 00:42:34 They're really good. Sherman Oaks are really good. They're different. I thought that that would end it. Yeah. But it didn't. Oh, wait, wait, hold on. The greatest though is Steve Sagar.

Starting point is 00:42:43 It's probably going to be fake. It's fake. It's fake. It's fake Yeah, who who not embedded into it? No, Roaking got you got it from Rogan Rogan annihilated Missed I just read it this morning though again. What you read on? Twitter can you look at your go-to? I just read it. I just read it this morning though again. What'd you write down? Twitter. Can you look at that? I used to go go Doug.

Starting point is 00:43:07 Yeah. Sam Tripoli and Daddy Brothers. Dude, I saw it Instagram thing just like a few days ago. It was like a soldier had died and this, they brought in his dog and the dog was like, it was been with him through military and stuff. And the dog's all like rushing just to get to the coffin and it puts its paws on the coffin.

Starting point is 00:43:23 Everyone in the funeral is like, again, the dog lays by the coffin. It's like so sweet. And I was like, I want to watch the full YouTube video of this. This is really beautiful. This dog loves this man's, which it's from a goddamn movie. They just took that scene and put like beautiful musical retro, how loyal dogs are to their own. And it's like, I fell for the same thing.

Starting point is 00:43:42 Yeah. Yeah, because he was, but not so, but not so. But also this the other thing, like people in Ukraine, like hey, fuck face, it's three degrees in Ukraine right now. That picture's from a summer. Of course. But I also figured out everybody, right? You thought that was real, Brian?

Starting point is 00:43:56 I thought Roger was innocent. What did you think was, what is Roger getting a talent think was real? I don't know. He thought Steven Sugall actually was going for some Russian. Look at Sugall, He's a Russian citizen. He's a Russian citizen.

Starting point is 00:44:06 So they thought that he was actually fighting for Russia. Yeah. Even though the picture is him from a movie. Right. It's a movie. Why does that mean a middle of the summer? When does Sugall get so fat? I mean, he's letting himself go.

Starting point is 00:44:20 Yeah. He used to be like a good looking, you know, strong guy. Yeah. I literally thought everybody thought that was fake. Like I need to figure out something. I'm sure by Rogan others is fake. The image used is actually from a 2017 film called Cartels, which features the veteran action movie starring a minor role

Starting point is 00:44:35 as a member of Elite Special Obstuat. Yeah. I bought it, fucking hook, line and sinker. That's insane. I thought Rogan was doing it just as a joke. I can just see Si's to go doing it though What? He's an actor. He's a Russian citizen. I can just I know he's a rough. I can see I can see I don't yeah I mean I don't think he would go that far. This guy's a fucking these movies. I mean does it with wasn't it cop or something?

Starting point is 00:45:01 He shows up at black house and teaches Shack was a cop. Shack loves cops. He shut up once for promotion. He's not a coach there. No, I know he's not a coach there, but he still acts like what it talks about teaching. Very rarely. He doesn't go to Black House and train people.

Starting point is 00:45:14 He came up for the camera. Who do you think would win in a fight? Steven, Skull, or Brendan, Shubb? What'd you say? You think he could take Skull? Oh my god, you kidding me? Yeah, you think he could take him? Come on.

Starting point is 00:45:24 Whatever he wants. We should set that up. Skull's never been in a? Yeah, you think you could take him? Come on. Whatever he wants. We should set that up. The cause never been in a ring. What? I thought he's like a fight guy. No, he didn't fight all those people blindfolded or something like that. The cause, let me say it again.

Starting point is 00:45:32 That was real tough. He's never been in that. That's the thing that got me. He's never been in a ring. Really? Or a cage? No. I mean, I thought he was like throwing

Starting point is 00:45:43 dudes blindfolded in shit. Yeah, apparently the cause named name in Russia right now. Yeah, I mean, that's too bad. Yeah, yeah, it says he's some, he's way bulkier and less fit than the man. I know. So this word of basically, doesn't mean have a resemblance to the actor as young years, but a popular. So is there, there is a picture of him that looks like this guy

Starting point is 00:46:08 looks like him there's a guy with black hair that they you know I think people want Steven's going to be the guy that does the the Rogan's to get down didn't he or something you replace it was yeah he said that any message then he put that message which would I just highlighted there that he was banned from flying to the Ukraine because he has ties to the Kremlin. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:30 But that's the only truth. I guess that's the truth. I haven't even fact checked that either, but. Yeah. What's the Kremlin? You know Sean Penn is that? That's the Kremlin. Where is he talking?

Starting point is 00:46:38 Sean Penn, do you know the Kremlin? Do you see? Russian government? Oh man. Oh yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. The K the Kremlin. What's Sean Penth in Ukraine using Ukraine because he's trying to film a documentary. Of course he is

Starting point is 00:46:52 That guy. It's like dude just insufferable. I mean, did you guys see Louis performing during the raid like he had show He canceled it. I thought he's don't go. Oh Bring that up. We have no idea what is real anymore What just happened it's so No, you brought up a thing and he goes that was fake. Yeah, and Rogan got duped to then you go Did you see Louis? We go no that was fake and then you go? Hey? Wasn't he blindfold fighting people? Yeah, that was everything we've nothing we don't even know what

Starting point is 00:47:31 Yeah, no those got canceled why did it start as canceled the comics? Why is that how they're describing him see how it says we see not performing in Ukraine and Russia This is here. Oh, it's a white fan. So they haven't confirmed anything yet. Was he supposed to or something? Yeah, he was on Torah and Russia and Ukraine. They always had a show. I didn't even know they did shows there. He's been doing shows like all of them.

Starting point is 00:48:03 They use all of them. Did he perform for the Kremlin's or whatever the Kremlin I don't know that is it's the sort of the which guy's got you guys got a college or somebody has no other stuff there's no so many things no barely any or some Christian him on stage no no no video but I saw like I I saw a post yeah and like he is performing and he's not, okay. No, no, but clearly not though, right? We know that.

Starting point is 00:48:29 Like that's the middle of the war. Just said he didn't know that's a New Year's cancel, but the actual headlines are he can't. I find it's important to laugh even in a time of war, you know? Cause that's February 24th, what's today? 28th. Get Louie out there, you know, these people need some yubs.

Starting point is 00:48:42 Try to go to a newer post, Jen. The LA Times had it, but I don't have a subscription. That's three days, Lou. Three days ago. I'm sure if you go down, everything starts so negative. I would imagine people who hate Louie will be happy to hear. It's like, yeah, I'd imagine he's not doing it. Geez, these are so negative.

Starting point is 00:49:03 Yeah, yeah, of course. Controversial community. Everything is also, it's February 26th. You see how you're gonna show me, I was at the performance of Ukraine, but it has canceled the shows. There you go, guys. Yeah, you can't do stand up during a war.

Starting point is 00:49:20 What a match. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially. How do you know, you're agent, your agent is gonna go, God, Hey man. I know it's not that big of a day. Hey flights are real cheap right now You know what flights are cheap hotels definitely cheap and also do these fans can't wait to get a lot They need a lot can you fly to Ukraine right now? Could you just fly? I don't try to book me a flight to Ukraine I'll give you my you know

Starting point is 00:49:41 See what I'm fucking you can't you same. You can't fly out of Russia. So the problem is, is there's UFC fighters who are supposed to fight soon and they can't get out of Russia. Oh, wow. And then also the National Basketball team can't fly out of Russia. Why don't they just drive?

Starting point is 00:49:56 Not bad idea of driving and taking a boat. How bad do you want it, man? They gotta get out. How far away is that? No, it's on no fly zone. I know, I'm just saying if we could actually try to buy tickets Yeah, you can't fly into war and torn countries, but Sean Penn probably took a private I would imagine. Yeah, he's got a good show. Imagine me and Sean Penn me like there's a war

Starting point is 00:50:15 Everybody get your camera. I've got a film. Yeah, no you go. You go to a country that borders it and then you drive in That's how they're doing the borders are closed though Do you ever see that documentary with Sean Penn, like basically dated a girl just to get... El Chapo? El Chapo? Dude, he's the only guy that El Chapo fucking caught. Yeah, and it almost got that woman murdered.

Starting point is 00:50:35 Like, yeah, he like risked all these people's relationships. The Roman Stone's reporter. Yeah, he was a terrible guy. He's not like a very honorable guy. He goes, I gotta get the film. I gotta get the film. He was with a rock. But then he wouldn't, but then like our governor was like,

Starting point is 00:50:48 he do tell us in Mexico where you went, where he's like, I can't do that. Yeah, because he wanted to be the guy. But then it was a tax or El Chappo senator, something that's how we tracked him down. Yeah, got him. They were watching. He's lucky to be alive.

Starting point is 00:51:01 Yeah, Sean Penn. Yeah. You're even mess with El Chappo. What are you insane? Nothing. Well, El Chappo wanted to be famous too. I mean, but he wants to be alive. Yeah, Sean Penn. Yeah, you're even mess with El Chapo. What are you insane? Nothing. Well, I think El Chapo wanted to be famous to anybody wants to be no Sean Penn was there because he You want to do with the life story on yeah Okay, Sean Penn

Starting point is 00:51:15 He's a terrible guy. Yeah, I'm a man. Yeah, I'm a man. I'm a great actor phenomenal actor and i guess they got a little bit that it was the girl he was it was the soap star that choppo his mistress uh-huh fast they huh well wasn't really as mistress he he he liked her but she they they didn't hook up or another i promise i promise they hooked up how do you know he's out choppo i'll tell you something out with her i think i'll choppo i don't know you When you run Mexico. I just believe all women, you know,

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Starting point is 00:56:07 I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go to the next one. I'm going to go Mm-hmm. I like how you look red. I was waiting for you. And then Steve was like, oh, I was opening up. I was opening up. And Steve as a guy came down and was like, on a rush up forever.

Starting point is 00:56:32 On a rush up forever. And he opened up. With a fake gun. Yeah, just a fake gun. Oh, no, moving gun. I'm moving gun. Shooting milk and honey everywhere. Just wait.

Starting point is 00:56:41 This is milk and honey. Get, get, get. So we have an imagine 2.0 where last week the actress Annelyn McCord had recorded a video of herself reciting a poem that she wrote that. Well, I'm not even Putin's mom. Yeah, about how she wishes she was Putin's mom because he'd be so loved that he wouldn't cause all this.

Starting point is 00:57:02 Yeah, she said I wish I was your mother. I got her. How was your mother? I thought I get it. Cause all this man. Yeah, she's a, I wish I was your mother. I got her. I was your mother. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated.

Starting point is 00:57:10 I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated.

Starting point is 00:57:18 I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. I thought I cheated. she was I Girl friend told me if she could talk to Saddam Hussein. No, she goes she goes I could get to my go what we broke up She I go wow. This is years ago. Yeah, she goes she was I would reach him here. I would talk to him. Oh my god

Starting point is 00:57:37 These people who thinks like this Get on well, let you speak first. No, he would. Yeah, Listen to a female I mean, you know anything about it. Yeah, she's you were putting his mom He go quit with the stupid poetry you dumb bitch. Yeah, I have to go to rule some shit I mean number one of the country. I've seen the video Smoked show she's from nip tuck 902 oneos reboot in the 2000s. Oh okay mother will pull him. She literally did a fucking poem. Yeah it's hilarious. She's six grade. Oh she's getting eaten alive for this. Of course. You know who else is. Those are your boy Chin John Cena. Yeah it hasn't happened. Oh boy. Oh god. I'm not gonna make any of this video. It's already cringey. Her true next

Starting point is 00:58:22 thing. If I was your mother you would have been so loved. Oh, I can't watch it. Joyous. Isn't it great? Never would the stories plight the world unfurled before our eyes appear to my of nations sitting peacefully. How many takes do you think she did as well? I was your mother.

Starting point is 00:58:37 She's a professional, maybe two. More than that. I think she's reading off of the left. I think she would harm my mother. Oh, she didn't even memorize the poem. I don't think so. I don't think so. I'm lot of things. Oh, she didn't even memorize the poems. I don't think so. I don't think so.

Starting point is 00:58:47 I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so.

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Starting point is 00:59:03 I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. How can you have this much sympathy for Putin and then cancel anyone at the drop of a hat for doing anything Only like You don't want to say you don't want to say Putin where's all this sympathy for Dalia or like anybody who did like the Louie right every had that canceled Committee with okay because he pulled his wean around but then Putin Putin if I was your mom Putin I know right I would hold you to my nipple and the world would be better you fucking self-righteous Twatt. She's getting alive for that. No, John Cena wanted to promote his his

Starting point is 00:59:35 Oh yeah, his new show Peekeeper where he's a piece of paper. No, he was like if only and whatever his character's name is He's like only if Jack could get to Ukraine right now and then post a link to a story Oh God the cancer culture's like, excuse me He was just like oh, I fucked up. Yeah, I would love his Not us but John Cena is the peacemaker. Yeah, the peacemaker the peacemaker is he how that dude I've heard it's great people love Yeah, I'm not I'm not a big John's Funny man. He's funny. You like him. I don not I'm not a big John scene a funny man. He's funny You like him. I don't I'm not crazy about I don't like superhero stuff. Yeah, I like John Cena though

Starting point is 01:00:09 I mean, I think you know the Taiwan thing You know, yeah, I know that I mean, but it's the second time he's really fucked up. Just stay out of it The world lady wrote that poem yeah, like he's a smart guy. Yeah, not a good one. He's not stupid, man. Yeah, but then he's also thinking about how to promote shit, you know. But in what world was he saying it sounds like, oh, there's a war rush. Are you crazy? Oh, if they had the piece make us hilarious.

Starting point is 01:00:34 Yeah. He had to make it about him. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? You know, if I was Hitler's dad, I think that all that stuff would have happened. I'd have played catch with them. The hell does little hand.

Starting point is 01:00:50 This poor lady has no idea what backlash she's getting at that. She actually ended up doubling down. She did a follow-up interview with Luzfee a few days after saying that she went through a lot of early onset trauma with her parents and that she could understand trauma. Okay, there you go. I hate that. Like onset trauma with her parents and that she could understand People continue to use that as an excuse as a why they do dumb shit Yeah, you know what I mean like hey everybody's been through fucking something as a kid They don't mean you can fucking act like a jackass, you know, sorry to me get mad. Well, maybe nobody right

Starting point is 01:01:19 I mean but here's the thing I just don't understand that you can have, you can express such, it is really nice what she's saying. She believes that she would be so sweet that Putin would be this great guy or whatever. But like then you gotta be consistent on that. If you gotta keep that in mind. That sympathetic for a guy who's a murder, almost bonafide murder. Then you must be the best person in the world.

Starting point is 01:01:41 Because people cut you off and traffic you, oh no big deal, if I was his mom, you might be, you know, you wouldn't drive so bad. She was here, we'd all be kissing her ass. She was here, and I'd probably be the same way. Pretty committed to this. Yeah, I'm with you.

Starting point is 01:01:54 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll double the fuck. Yeah, I'm with the thing. She'll probably be into me because I'm fucking putting her in her face. No, sometimes you gotta, sometimes you gotta confront a motherfucker. It's a little bit, it's a little bit like the aside. I'll act as to take responsibility that video. Oh, that fucking movie that video. Sometimes you gotta, sometimes you gotta confront a motherfucker. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside.

Starting point is 01:02:05 It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside.

Starting point is 01:02:13 It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's a little bit like the outside. It's and bearish the one guy from what is that fucking show breaking bad yeah I will set holler back it was so bad I get to tone it yeah so how many times use the end words so obvious I'm taking responsibility for all these texts that'd be great if it was showing what they've done yeah it wouldn't have been better if they were in the middle of saying that somebody flew into

Starting point is 01:02:47 frame and just fucking threw him in a headlock and just took him out. Just held him down. I would have been there. I would have been there. I would have been there. Just every one of them. Yeah, it's not a black guy. I'd tell him.

Starting point is 01:02:58 I'd just drive a mini-bocked version. No, the guy with the huge dick, they take all the pictures, he takes it with him. Oh, they slap with it. Oh, yeah, it's way. All right, the guy like that, just just naked and just comes running in and just fucking makes me. I got to be naked. I don't know for the shock of the gram.

Starting point is 01:03:09 What else? For the grand. They smell a big dick on their back. It's just. I can't believe that poem. I'm more outraged about that poem than the war. We talked about war for a long time and I was just, I was okay.

Starting point is 01:03:23 And then, and then the, just something about it. You are very frustrated. The poem was triggered. Can you know what it is? She said it's nice like million dollar apartment. No, I think it's got a statue of Buddha back there because I do yoga. Rings dishonest.

Starting point is 01:03:38 Yeah, all this, all this, more exhibition and all this fucking virtue signaling, they know in their hearts They're not making a difference when it comes to equality. It's not make she do it for the grand right Like she even a mom Who cares maybe But if she let me find she wasn't a mom. Yeah, it goes if I was your mom You don't even know what it's like to be a mom

Starting point is 01:04:00 She's a mom that's a really good question if I was you I don't think she's a mother bad person. Oh, she's a oh, the same age. Yeah, I'm sure she's a nice person and we're kind of be. She's a fucking gorgeous. She's super pretty. I'm not saying she's not a nice person. I'm saying the poem in the the idea of that poem. I see her man. Oh, no. I mean, she'll have no kids. She'll have to. That's her man. I see him every single morning. Which one? Go back. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:30 Or this one? He's from Blade 2. Oh great. You're gonna have to apologize for me after the. Oh yeah, but like, hey, it was her man. They were dating for a while, but I think they broke up. Yeah, I see him every morning. Yeah, don't I? I've seen her. I've seen her. I've got a strong face. That's a strong face. They both got a strong face when he thinks about it. All right, what else you got? Here we go. If I was your mom. So a TikToker went online and recorded his Tinder matches

Starting point is 01:04:53 before and after Photoshopping himself with a fake lottery winning photo. Before he had no, what is it like a swipe right? Nobody wanted to date him. And then right after he photoshopped this like Multi-million dollar lottery winning as his avatar. He got a bunch of matches. This is the video fucking king. Can you get imagine? Oh I'm gonna see you win there. There's like 300 on, no, 300 something.

Starting point is 01:05:28 Oh, just bunch of people. That is fucking hilarious. Yeah, sorry. The least surprising news I've ever heard of. Yeah, gold diggers. Yeah, and that crazy that women like guys with money. Oh, I heard my, so my buddy at Scopa, the bartender. Yeah, I was with a friend of mine.

Starting point is 01:05:45 And on the internet, for the longest time, I said I was worth $200,000. That's it. And I've been, you know, and I'm older and this is, and these women thought I was cute. They were at the bar. And these two girls were like, they saw me and my friend. They're like, he's cute. The bartender goes, they looked up your, I go, yeah, he's actually acting. They looked up at my network. I said, to my friend nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice But what if that happened? Jeff, what the hell? I like this Chappelle. See what they would see if they would walk away from that bar. No, I don't. You have to say anything on me. What?

Starting point is 01:06:30 They're all $13. And a pair of bands. Someone to put that in there. Let's get the, you know, get the teacher play. I leave after our sex tape was eardroped to hundreds of them. No. Yeah, so a teacher in,

Starting point is 01:06:44 I couldn't find a photo of her. What? But this teacher in Ohio had her, she's claiming that she thinks her phone got hacked because four videos from her phone were air dropped to all the students in that school, about 100 people got it. And she works at all boys private school.

Starting point is 01:07:01 Keep that in mind. Three of the four videos were normal and then one video was of her and her boyfriend having sex. But we can find it for sure, Jim. You didn't say her name though, right? To be air drop, though, it's gotta be like in the, go, high up teacher. Oh, how teacher sex tape.

Starting point is 01:07:16 It's gonna pop in in current event. This ought to be great. I bet you she's a bona fide smoke show. If you're filming yourself having sex, you're probably pretty hot. Yeah, and trolls really don't like war lots. Not like two big people. I was supposed to, fight smoke show. If you're filming yourself having sex, you're probably pretty hot. Yeah, and trolls really don't like warlocks. Not like two big people. I'm supposed to record this.

Starting point is 01:07:28 Yeah. Do they? I just, I just, I'm like, I'm gonna ask my friends. A lot of the teachers are super hot. You feel bad for her. Look at that one right there on the third down. It's pretty high on the stage. That That's like a college dorm or something go buck eyes But did you see your big Sean he's small guy things big Sean. Oh, I know I can't wait to send a curve see your big Sean? He's a small guy. He's big Sean.

Starting point is 01:08:05 Oh, I know he talked about. I can't wait to send a curve at, but big Sean on his Instagram story leaked a dick pic. And then he was like, wait, that's not mine, dude. This dude has a dick on him. That's why he acts as a dick, man. No, it's his for sure. And he was like, oh, it's my friend.

Starting point is 01:08:21 Because this shit was leaked before. Yeah, well, why do you have your friends dick? But no, this is what he did, right? But this is what he took in Nintendo Switch and put it next to his dick. And my son has Nintendo Switch, so I got the ruler out. Dude, it's over nine inches.

Starting point is 01:08:34 It's nine inches long. So his dick's bigger than the Nintendo Switch. It's harder, it's just a soft. That's it right there. What do you do now? Why would he put it next to an Nintendo Switch? So you know what you do with? But who's he trying to hook up with?

Starting point is 01:08:51 Gamers? I don't know. Because he had to go find his kids in Nintendo Switch to find out how big a man's penis was. Hey, so I live on an Nintendo Switch. That's a weird mess. You still live back. You used a bottle of Corona or something.

Starting point is 01:09:04 I was rolling, I went, hey, we're shooting in the switch. Why? Now, I told my guy, hey, where's our ruler at? It's a ruler. Give me the tape measure, I'm like, that's quite a scavenger hunt.

Starting point is 01:09:13 You know what I'm saying? That's impressive. You have to do some research. And I would just write, oops. Not doing anybody want to play, why? Wait, yes, so we didn't answer that. It was hard, right? Not like rock, rock, acid.

Starting point is 01:09:28 Not flaccid, but Nintendo Switch chubbed. Chubbed up. You talk kid, you working with a piece, are you doing it? Oh yeah, I'm doing good. All right, good, good. Yeah. So there's not like, oh, you're so tall, but it's regular. I'm like, what are you doing?

Starting point is 01:09:40 I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing. He knows how fast, too. I know, right. Yeah, you're right. I know what I got and what I don't. All right, so a big shot of it. He knows how fast, too. I know what I got and what I don't. All right. There's no big shot at being there. No big shot.

Starting point is 01:09:48 Long with it. That's how, yeah, that's a whole different. Big shot. That's why it's called it. That's why it's called it. Yeah, yeah. He is. He was listening about my height.

Starting point is 01:09:55 It's about my switch, Dick. Pipes. He wins. Not over it. Bigger than Nintendo Switch. He's just doing my son. Oh, switch, Dick. Yep.

Starting point is 01:10:03 Feeling good. Oh, let's straighten my son. Oh, switch dig. Yep, feeling good. Oh, she got you. There is a video of Rick Ross going around where he is complaining about getting quoted $10,000 to cut down the trees in his house. So he decided to go to Home Depot, grab a saw and cut it down himself. What, 10,000? You done got 10,000, Grant?

Starting point is 01:10:24 I mean, it's the uprooting of this. This morning, and I dropped out my estimate, I got like 10 trees, I'm going to cut down. They said, in big trees, them big oak trees, Rose, I say, I don't care. I want them cut down, I'm fucking up, there's a vibe right there. They could told me a thousand dollars of tree.

Starting point is 01:10:42 For 10 trees, that's 10,000. Okay, I just told my homie. You go to Home Depot and you go get me the biggest motherfucking sawd areas with a big chain. And you cranked that motherfucker. I'ma cut the trees down. You heard me? Well, she's so mad at trees.

Starting point is 01:10:59 I'm not cutting down oak trees. Don't do that though. Why is he? You forgot who the fuck I am. Geez. Why is he dressed like that? I am? She's dressed like that. I cut down my own mother fucking trees. This new Joe exotic was So mad at trees What animal Yeah, I guess I'm ready. That's super dangerous. How much? Yeah, but do you see the stump? That's why you need them to remove it

Starting point is 01:11:26 That stump's never gonna leave also how much was that change saw 10 grand? No Oh super I don't think he's most elusive guy on the planet. Oh, it's good. I guess taking forever. Yeah Those are cool trees man. That's an old tree. Hey Rick Ross chill though. It's gonna be at least on you. You gotta be careful when you kind of look as he falls the other way.

Starting point is 01:11:51 Yeah man chainsaw's a cheap I was way wrong. How much? 100 bucks 200 bucks. I thought there was ten. Yeah. How you fucking did it? Oh that's a big tree. Oh. Oh, that's a big tree.

Starting point is 01:12:11 I mean, I wore things at the over cross. I mean, I guess congrats, man. People were also leaving comments saying that it was actually a really good estimate considering that they chopped down the tree. They will cut it up into pieces and then remove it. They're on the right side. It's a very candy reel. Yeah, ten. So odds are he cut down one tree and then had to have them cut the rest and then remove it. Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a very candy rule. Yeah, 10 bucks. So odds are he cut down one tree and then had to have them cut the rest

Starting point is 01:12:28 and then carry that. Also, I thought it was a big part of like his, you know, like wrapping stuff to like be like, ball. I got money. You may box like 10 grand, you should have said, it would be like 200 grand, I said, fuck that. Yeah. And then try charging me a million of trees.

Starting point is 01:12:42 Yeah, 10 million of yourself, 10 million I ain't having it. Right, that makes sense. He's like, man, they're charging $ a million a tree 10 million I ain't having it right that makes sense. I mean the charge in two dollars a tree Yeah, this bullshit fucking a thousand dollars total. He's filming it in his palace And it's both shy to save ten grand you go to home depot. He sent a guy to home So hard you got an assistant to get you a change, but you can't afford the tree You got an assistant to get you a change, huh, but you can't afford the tree room. Where is that? Usually also why did that tree have to go it wasn't for some reason that it seemed like In a field and then they can get it animals one animal. What animal you talking about that look like Atlanta No, cuz never you bought 50 cents mansion. Wasn't that a good? I think that's it. Oh Look it up that tree didn't have to go like mr. T He bought a house in Atlanta or something like this amazing

Starting point is 01:13:27 Atlanta's great trees that have been there for 300 years cut them all down which cameras on me If I was Rick Ross's mom Teach him the importance of land Georgia. There you go. I'm gonna hold them. I'd hold his little body You bought it for 54 mil. And you don't spend 10 grand on trees. Yeah. He bought the house for 10 grand. 54 mil.

Starting point is 01:13:50 Oh, there you go. There you go. 10,000 square foot and fort lot of them, 2114. Oh, yeah, you could afford that. But then he bought a mansion and he's in a hotel. If you can't come on, I feel Georgia. Yeah, it used to be a Vanderholy Fields house.

Starting point is 01:14:01 I don't know why that tree had to go. Did he? 54 thousand. that's the house right there. So yeah, that's Atlanta. Also 21 bathrooms. His reason to cut down an oak tree was because it was messing up the vibe. He owns a bunch of the wings top. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:14:17 He like only got the top of the house. Did he start wings top or he owned? No, he got in early on. He owns a ton of wings top. Yeah, a ton of them. Rick Ross. Yeah. He actually came up with lemon pepper What like you remember like flavor? Yeah, the flavor. Yeah because they go to magic city nightclub the

Starting point is 01:14:35 strip club and they like to because they have really good food there He's like man, we can't be ground these asses with sauce all over hands. We need a dry rub That's really came with the lemon pepper. I wrote pepper with sauce all over our hands. We need a dry rub. That's where they came with the lemon pepper. We're in the river. We're in the river. Damn.

Starting point is 01:14:46 It's like lemon pepper chicken. That will be his, that will be how he's remembered. He's fucking a hundred million dollar idea. Man, my hands are, yeah. I can't feel these tits. It's hot sauce. He's tittering out all sauce.

Starting point is 01:14:55 He's like, these strippers are complaining. We're getting teriyaki sauce all over him. Be your god damn self. We're done. We're done. Be your fucking self. Hey, he's doing it.

Starting point is 01:15:04 I mean, lemon pepper chicken. Let me put her chicken That that'll probably be how he's remembered really Kind of hustle. Yeah, how old are you Jeff? I am 39 oh Y'all same age looks young I'm 38 38 You're the youngest well, you're the youngest yeah 87 How'd you know that because the Terrible poem was born in You said we're the same age you can't get over the poem lady

Starting point is 01:15:33 Because that's what's wrong with the world If I was born in That's what's wrong with you. That's what's wrong with you. If I was born in 1921 on a plantation, I would tell everyone, slavery's bad and that there's shit, no you wouldn't. They would, you would just live the way people live. That's right.

Starting point is 01:15:53 And now she's going, I could change one of the most evil guys in the world. If I was a hypothetical situation, I'd just know them. You know what father's statement? Like you'll see all over the media everything, they'll show these Ukrainian like the fighters and just these powerful people with guns

Starting point is 01:16:08 that are fighting, Imagine if he was America. Or shows like the president of Ukraine, like I'm not running, we're fighting. Then I look at our government officials, like God, man. We have so many soy boys. Oh yeah. Because what is it? It's like hard times, create hard men.

Starting point is 01:16:23 And you know, hard hard times I came over the Weekmen Weekmen create hard times hard times create strong man. I want to be around you all day I want to be around you as much as I can the fact that you would start a saying you don't know George Bush I Mean it's like George Bush you know Yeah, it's fine. I don't want to be twice and I know this same on you If you're born into

Starting point is 01:16:50 How does it go? You know you know it bothered me though? You know what it is I think I pulled it down I pulled down what bothers me about the kid by the way No, but here's what I hate that like so when I was watching all the white people marched during BLM without math and I couldn't figure out what it was though that but why was it bothering me right and Well, I figured it out. It's like they were so outraged. Yeah, the George Floyd thing and I got blessed right I understand Yeah, but I think what bothered me was that the most outraged they were doing this but didn't cost them anything Yeah, so if you've marched in the 60s and you can as a white person, you can lose your every job. And I'll go protest some Russia right now. Right. See what happens for you. You get dogs turned on your hoses turned on you. So the black people that were protesting

Starting point is 01:17:32 in Salma and those places, they were taking on lives, high stakes, bro. Those white people have no states. There's nothing. No, they, they gave us. They want to show up. They get social capital. Yeah, they get to look like a good social credit. It's a cat, a black shirt, a damn, yeah, a damn black shirt. And they're doing nothing to actually, they're doing zero to actually make the world a better place. I think Jordan Peterson said it, but he's like, to have a sign, this is like racism is bad.

Starting point is 01:17:55 It's like, you're not virtuous. Of course, racism's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just wasted a sign. Yeah, like, and slavery. Homelessness is wrong. It's like, duh. No shit. You're not good for saying something as obnoxious.

Starting point is 01:18:07 Yeah. I saw a white chick, when the beginning of BLM she said, she was a white chick in Beverly Hills, and said, all police are bastards. Oh yeah. And I was like, do you know what happens in a society?

Starting point is 01:18:16 The next day to people like you, when there are no cops? I know tons of cops with dads. I know. She doesn't even know what bastard means. You a dumb bitch. See, and that's the point I'm making. That's that devil. That's that handsome devil. Let's get to, uh, let it more on the Ukraine stuff. Oh, no. So this brewery, I'm going to go down the history of Ukraine. You can go down this way up my career's over. It's pretty cool,

Starting point is 01:18:44 though. So this brewery is actually making a ton of Molotov cocktails for obviously the citizens. Well that's not good. Oh no. But I mean, they're indiscriminate. Is he making money off of those? No, this is just for free. They're free.

Starting point is 01:18:57 Yeah, because they have the skillset to do this, so they're doing it for. No, they're making fire. Molotov cocktails. That doesn't work against the tank. Oh, that's what balls are Cocked. Oh, I can drink them. Oh, there's a lot of them. I don't know. I was like, you make it drinks. Yeah, you're not gonna relapse the notion. Yeah, okay. You can be around those. That's the thing that gets me though. Those are the cocktails you wouldn't mind. Yeah, yeah. I feel like you're doing something.

Starting point is 01:19:21 I, uh, so wait, so he's making all the citizens of gathered and they're making bombs the brewery The so the y'all all the mix mix yeah, but a mixologist they're putting us together Doing what they can yeah, they're handing. It's crazy So brought to like see that But what did do you see that thing that Rogan posted about the drone that fucking like the Military is coming up with and they don't know what it is, but it's like It's so crazy to look at the future of weapons. Did you see that video? It's all his Instagram dude. I'll see you guys a quick question. Why does this we keep popping up with how to cook rice? It was probably in his searches for the last

Starting point is 01:20:03 It was probably in his searches for the last I was I had I was camping. You don't know how to keep Grab it up and a camps what on a camp stove. We did not do it. Okay. I camp in last weekend. This week. Yeah, this was it. That's fine You can't really super cool. You were camping. You thought yourself man. We need to write out here You always have to have right We need to be too stereotypical, but it was in your So we needed Yeah, and it's a fight that pops up into the. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:20:28 We didn't catch anything, Bren. I told you Joe Rogo was talking about some sort of drone. Don't say anything. And if you see it, you go, your gun's a good shot. Oh, for sure. Your technology is my guns aren't for, I don't think that it will work against our government. I believe that they'd probably be on my side.

Starting point is 01:20:43 I hope. I would hope. But if someone breaks into my house, I got, yeah, I got nine millimeters'd probably be on my side. I hope. I would hope. But if someone breaks into my house, I've got to go. He has like a nine millimeter. That's what my guns are for. That's right. That's right.

Starting point is 01:20:51 Man, do I want to. Some kid probably just want my TV and I'm going to blow him into a million pieces. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. Kill my neighbor's kid because the bullet goes through the wall. And I'm just guy, I got like, I have a gleele. Some kid just wanted my.

Starting point is 01:21:01 Is it a gleele? That's tackless shotgun? It's like a huge rifle. It's like this huge like a Israeli I think yeah What post be just keep going now. It's fucking old one. Do you remember it? You like to you like to scroll I remember it and I was like oh my god. It's old video. It's old video. Okay, like terrifying the idea of like I was like if that's what we have to worry about.

Starting point is 01:21:29 Is this it? Yeah, that's it. What is this thing? What's it? So into it that. What does it do? That's that be a weapon. That's that's that's to look at the top comment who else is convinced that's both a fed shit

Starting point is 01:21:47 It's pretty I mean that that shit is so what great does it film it know it there is a weapon It's got a weapon God enjoy that the thing China like when we see like they everyone thinks it's UFOs They think it's just Chinese drones or Russian drones. Yeah, well that's that if, if you said that, you go, that's a drone. I mean, just the sound was alarming. Yeah, but have you guys like doing your own. Like that is the thing that you can hear that. That sounds like a banter, you're fucking van Helsing.

Starting point is 01:22:18 But my nephew's gonna ask me for one of these now. My son has two of them. Yeah, so they have these sprispies, they go like that, and they have facial recognition. So what you do is you launch it, and it goes, and go anywhere, and just goes, it goes, zoom on your head and detonates in your mouth. What the fuck?

Starting point is 01:22:34 What movie have you been launching? That's a real technology. That equalizer three is going to stop some scary things for two minutes. We're all trying to tell them, I'm going to leave. I'm going to hide it. It's fucking scary. You're gonna learn about drones and war all day.

Starting point is 01:22:48 But have you seen those drone races on like ESPN Ocho? Yeah. No. Those drones are fastest. I don't know how you were doing that. I mean, you know, nerd alert. How do you fly? What's the set of eyes shot?

Starting point is 01:22:58 Well, because they have a camera on the drone, so they're staring at it from the camera. I know, but then this is like that thing. How do you not run that into something? Let me see it, Jim. That's government. They're like, you know, we're not putting this on the ESPN Ocho. Just blown them out of the fucking water.

Starting point is 01:23:12 Throw them a race. How do you cook rice in the woods? It's a important skill for rice. Oh, they go through obstacles. Yeah, yeah, no, it's actually really cool. Yeah. Here, this is our championship. Look at that athlete. Jim, no, no, it's actually really cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. win it Yeah, they make more than W.A. Fly that over the Amazon and people would pray to it

Starting point is 01:23:48 Well, they had they now have these drones and size mosquitoes that can fly on you You know, I don't believe that right? Spread it out. Bring it up chin because I'll tell you right now Did anybody believe the one frisbee thing that attacks your face and Head up? Show to you. I would love to see it. Bring that up too. It's mine blowing. It's mine blowing.

Starting point is 01:24:08 Look at it. It's a hard-rooted. It's a large fly. Be it a conflifery in the lab. It still trails a power cord. It's not a carbon fiber. It should have an inch long. They're gonna use this to spy on people.

Starting point is 01:24:18 Well, it doesn't say that. So, but that's the idea. That would be the idea. They're coming up with tiny drones. Well, a lot of people think birds are drones. Yeah, I love that birds are fake. Have you seen that? That guy's insane.

Starting point is 01:24:29 I knew a girl I first got Delay. It was like, you know, pigeons are spying. Well, I hear that from my friends all the time. And that's a bad story. But I also love the idea that I would do with anything more. It's a funeral. Being interesting to our government.

Starting point is 01:24:40 Our government would just monitor me all day and go, I think this guy just fucks and drinks a lot. We gotta stop monitoring him. We'll bring up the guy. I think it's a Ted talk thing where he shows you how I'm not even see the fucking how you First you how you can how this fucking frisbee thing. It's like a little it's like a little disc like that And it's like it's almost like it looks like a starfish and it fucking goes to and lashes on your head and just And it fucking goes and lashes on your head and just What do you think Brian's laptop thinks about him? Like his laptop's going what is this guy using me for all this floor?

Starting point is 01:25:12 So what do you know? That's a tattoo right there God hope that guy doesn't How disc golf saved our I'll disc golf save dark. No, fuck out of here, right? It's all slick. That's like, I'm gonna. It's sick off.

Starting point is 01:25:27 Disgolf didn't save anything. And this is Frisbee, you don't have to be Frisbee, just do it. Just disc? I put drone. Is it a drone? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put Tetok drone.

Starting point is 01:25:40 I don't know if the Tetok I just know. Oh, because you said Tetok. Yeah. Hey, Baba, hey, look at me. Hey, baby Yeah, you made the stuff I swear I didn't I say hey No, I'll use it with cool, man. Yeah, so it's it's a it's a it's a starfish Hey, did your buddy study about this? No, no, no, I saw it No, it goes out into the room. There's a dummy. There's a there's like a you know that dummy and it recognizes the face

Starting point is 01:26:04 It says all I know that dummy. It catches too many. And then blows up. It's fucking. Now, was this on World Star? Nope. Nope. Um, was the next video of Steven Sugal fighting in Russia?

Starting point is 01:26:16 What facial recognition, yeah, attaches to face blows up, drone does. Do you guys have to work way harder when Brian's here? LAUGHTER Like, on the, like, Brian's like, I can't make it today. And they're like, oh, this will be pretty easy. Yeah, the pot is gonna talk and joke. No, we're gonna like, this guy's searching face blow up,

Starting point is 01:26:33 this thing. Well, Brian's like, be face blow up, dad. And Brian was like, he was a TED Talk, so we type in drum TED Talk, maybe not TED Talk. Yeah, the trick. The trick, the xaster over there going up. There you go, B.

Starting point is 01:26:44 Oh, there we go. Well, that thing, I would see a mile away, Yeah, the Jigsaw. He's a zoster over there going out. There you go, V. Oh, there we go. Well, that thing I would see a mile away, and I'd hide my face. This is a tiny thing that actually goes boom, and hits you in the face. Yeah, that's the thing. And then shoots a bullet in your head. It's so fucking gross.

Starting point is 01:26:56 Is this target person here? Yeah. We've had that for a long time. They have something else in it. I'm sure whatever you can dream of is out there. Yes. It's just, you know, Christian, are you a part of a dodgeball team? Well, you dress like a high school athletic trainer. For a show?

Starting point is 01:27:16 No, with the judge. Taylor's on it. Yeah, he looks like. Yeah, he's a part of Globo Jim. He's going through. Yeah, I'm sending. You foundbo Jim, fucking dodge ball. He's gone through. Yeah, I'm sending people. You found it? I think I did. I'm not 100% sure. Does a guy lose his head? Um, does a guy lose his head? Wait, so who's designing this? Uh, well, I have a lab.

Starting point is 01:27:37 Here it is. Here it is. Oh my goodness. That's from the much bigger. I can't believe you watched this. It has to be fake. Does a taxi was headed to the other? It's much bigger. I can't believe you watched this. It's heavy. Does it attach to a satin gel? It's so small.

Starting point is 01:27:50 Your kids probably have one of these, right? Nope. This is fake. I think the camera angle is fake. Is that a pilot? No. That skill is all AI. It's flying itself. It's processor.

Starting point is 01:28:07 Yeah, I think that video's faster than a key. Is this from a movie? It's from a show or a movie. It's the ocean. It's an anti-sniper feature. Just like any moment. I don't trust these guys. Yeah, he's an actor.

Starting point is 01:28:23 He has cameras and sensors. And just like your phones and social media apps, it does facial recognition. Inside here is three grams of shaped explosive. Anybody want to die? This is how it works. I was going to blow up that dummy You just see that this has to be a movie it looks like a movie it is

Starting point is 01:28:57 Shot two different angles and there's no crowd Yeah, I'm showing the crowd also you're gonna let him whiz a fucking weapon over the audience Yeah, what's that? Hey, and also the dummy doesn't have face recognition. Hey, you stupid, huh? You little stupid. He goes stupid. He goes, Steve's a guy's in Russia. Check out this.

Starting point is 01:29:12 Steve's a guy's Russian. Zzzz. Mine, they're going, yeah, no, he's safe for the Ted Talks. My mom didn't love me. Yeah. Fuck you guys. No, with that, I mean, it was awesome. There's no way that's real.

Starting point is 01:29:23 It's super fake. They didn't show the crowd. It looked like Bill, like they're not. I mean it was awesome. There's no way that's real. Yeah, I think I didn't show the crowd Looks like a bit like I mean The vision from natural drone space is true Maybe it is yeah, let's read some of those comments maybe yeah, yeah Cuz they go oh that was a great see us from insulting you know But think about the people are like Brian that are going to leave the comment like thank you for this man It's good to say that it's like a black mirror episode or something But it is it is what they're gonna have also this road 2017

Starting point is 01:29:56 We have come you may seem like you was new I mean I'm not you guys know about it. I'm telling I've never heard about it. Well, you know I fake though, right? The video's fake. They're showing either crowd. I don't know, buddy. I ain't. Let's just, I know, I'm not. I'm not. You guys look like a manager. Why would they shoot it that way?

Starting point is 01:30:11 It's a little dramatic. I can't think of anything live nation or anybody would book where they'd let you just show a weapon. Yeah. Like that, recklessly. And also, you know what else I love? Micro killer drones real. Lot of risk involved in that presentation

Starting point is 01:30:25 But also we've never seen that guy has five thousand subscribers. It's a dramatized near future. Yeah, so it's it oh, yeah So black mirror cock yeah, sorry a little stupid No, I know yeah, we all like the way he's Although I'll give you credit We know it's the guy I still think we're gonna be able to time jump. No dude, that's gonna happen this probably year now. Yeah, three years ago. Hey, five years ago. Sure, hey, stupid huh? No man, I know, when it comes to social media,

Starting point is 01:30:50 the little stupid huh? Have you seen that, I'm not gonna walk the old beyond there. Oh God, look at all of this. I saw it on my Instagram the whole day. Have you seen that documentary Butterfly Effect? With that guy guys. I don't know, have you seen the new documentary?

Starting point is 01:31:04 They made three of them back to the future. Yeah, that's wild. I can't know have you seen the new documentary they made three of them back to the future That's wild I can't believe we can do that. They fall up a hot tub time with you fuck you guys, man I'll get you guys At least it was real at least you did see a thing Chin bring up that Deloitte that goes back to the future the things fucking crazy what they're doing these cars Man, you know what the giveaway was was the angles and I mean and not showing the power. I believe they have those now You hope you spend enough years it five years dude. Yeah, stupid. Why would it make that five years? Huh a Lot of it secret you guys don't know I like how he started like hey have you guys seen that thing you said it?

Starting point is 01:31:41 Yeah, right just to give it credit and then when we have a computer, we go, can we have a test? I don't know. But let me go. Go to a deep web. I'm on a TED Talks. On your head right now, do you think they have that? No. I think that's a dumb one, not yet.

Starting point is 01:31:55 Yeah, not yet. That's a dumb one. Yeah, you know why? Because bullets are the thing you got to put. Because also the future is all- Chemical warfare. Yeah, but you have to take out a big bomb. If you want to say, like an assassination, like a your president something, but we do that now that's fine

Starting point is 01:32:11 Those yeah, we have those we have regular yeah, Biden took out kids and a really bad person with their drones Yes, Obama did the same thing. There's too many great ways to kill somewhere. You don't need that little we do have facial recognition The question is do they have I, gun to your head right now. Do you think the Pentagon has something that small? No. Why not? I don't care. A little chemical. They could probably,

Starting point is 01:32:32 I don't know. I don't know. I feel like this is better ways. I feel like this kind of like, our earlier we were talking about you, we were saying like the drone things flying around with the one that sounded scary. Yeah, like a rocket.

Starting point is 01:32:42 And then you were like, yeah, people probably see those and think they're like aliens or whatever. But does that mean you don't believe like a UFOs and aliens or stuff? I don't know. I really don't have a opinion. I do not know. Nobody does, nobody else does.

Starting point is 01:32:53 I think even being spy, I think we probably have technology right now that seems UFO-like. I know, but I mean, I think UFOs are definitely. No, I definitely don't believe in that. I believe in that. I don't think we're alone. I don't think we've found one yet. I think we have the government knows,

Starting point is 01:33:05 but they're not gonna tell us. Cause they want to create panic. Right. I definitely believe in all that. There's all this weird cheesy. But you believe in Bigfoot, right? Yeah. Get out.

Starting point is 01:33:14 What? Why do you believe in me? You have to get out though. You know, Bigfoot, are you a flat-earth or two? No way, dude. That's not the related. Wait, wait, why do you do a little bit though? And why do you? No, it is yeti. I've found the same case. Where is he? He's everywhere. to not wait that's not related haha wait wait what are you little bit

Starting point is 01:33:25 what is he? he's not the same case where is he? he's everywhere he's really i think there's hundreds of them where's thousands i think there's just a big

Starting point is 01:33:33 of course not just one there's a big but also like i can't get a better picture of him now because one i can't work quality so think about this i can give you a million

Starting point is 01:33:41 here's the thing we know nothing about our caves we know nothing about our woods and we know nothing about our woods. And the people, no, we don't. Our cave systems. People go missing all time in the forest, but yeah, Karen. Yeah, and so like these things could just know

Starting point is 01:33:52 how to live in caves and then come out when they need water and food. And like also here's the thing. Nobody goes, so who's in the woods? Native Americans, no. Loggers, these people, right? All these people that go in the woods.

Starting point is 01:34:03 Native Americans are in the woods. Yeah, they live out in the woods. They used to be. Yeah, they people that go in the woods Native Americans are in the world. They live out in the woods. He used to be. Yeah, they're not living the woods, you know. I like how he said I got a move in the woods. You don't see the Native Americans. I was really. I'm not doing I go. I'm not doing for an argument. He's like, I who's in case not doing bads owls, right? So bads. I don't not doing good. Let me start over. We have a case system we know nothing about. Yeah, let me start over. We got a can't system. We know nothing about yeah, let me start over

Starting point is 01:34:26 Mr. Start-up Anybody who's in the woods not natives. Sorry about that Forget that Outstric and that from the record Anyone who's in the woods doesn't do anything once the sun goes they're not all Trump around at night Right you go you sleep the song goes down you go to sleep They're not all Trump around at night, right? You go, you sleep. The song goes down, you go to sleep.

Starting point is 01:34:44 You're camping, you didn't stay up all night. Walk around. Okay. Yeah, sure. Yeah, so like it's a nocturnal monkey that lives in the woods and walks around and does monkey shit at night. Are monkeys nocturnal? Are there any nocturnal monkeys?

Starting point is 01:34:56 I don't believe in that. I don't think so. Well, Bigfoot is though. He thinks big. He's just a big bipedal on. Well, look at the, look at this. See if there's bipedal chimpanzees in the fucking. Oh, there's your Bigfoot buy people on it. Look at this, see if there's buy-pittle chimpanzees in the fucking...

Starting point is 01:35:06 Oh, there's your big foot. Yeah. Nice kick. They're tiny little big foot. Can you pull up a picture of big foot? No. Kids are not real. It's not real.

Starting point is 01:35:16 Dude, I'm telling you. Look up, look up. You're too mad or a fact about it. Look up, buy-pats real, bro. Giant chimpanzees. Gigana Pithicus, Google that. Giant? That's real. Gigana pithicus Google that Real giant a really into it. Yeah, have you like

Starting point is 01:35:32 No, Google gigantic pithicus on that fucking Do you know the giant you know the giant? No, we don't see the chimpanzee. We want to find big foot See that for for for for for for for right there. That's a gigantic pithicus now look look it up Gigantic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic. Gigantic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic pithic p connected to America, they believe that they migrate. You got to say I'm not difficult about only bigfoot. It's all I know. Like, you know about a cotton pad. I even know there was a war till today. But I know some bigfoot. There's the only thing I know about. Oh my God.

Starting point is 01:36:13 I'm telling you, so they just think it's the same thing. They think it's just, they're just still, they're all the technology I'm gonna find out. Yeah, yeah. There's no one's using our technology to find a bigfoot because they think it's dumb and not real. Zero evidence though, right tons of evidence Where we have hair we have videos we have pictures videos with tons of sighting. Yeah great videos. I don't think so

Starting point is 01:36:32 There's great videos I don't know what happens every time I try to talk about big foot. It goes like this right goes terribly Yeah, and then and then after like an hour's just me going please just tell me a believe in big And then after like an hour just me going please just tell me a believe in big Just lie to me just lie to Jeff and say yes, you're just a giant big foot I love it. I love it so Rogan for the long your evidence about what's about what is hard to find things in the woods No, I'm with you man. It's hard. Yeah, sir killers go there old little kids go missing in the woods They're wearing a pink jacket going mom dad and they go missing. Yeah sure

Starting point is 01:37:05 So if now for something that lives out there knows how to run around not trying to be found you could hide Rogan how many times have you seen a bear in real life on the wild bear? Never see my brother never four time. Never. It's very hard Yeah, and we know there's millions of bears in the woods. Yeah now take a fucking monkey. That's really rare That's your best argument. Terrible argument. No, it isn't I know guys Everyone's arguing we know much about case. Yeah, and I said I will say this in the Congo they were finding crazy shit Rogan every week would be like buckle up Guess what there are deer that eat fish. Yeah, we have people we haven't discovered yet

Starting point is 01:37:43 Yeah, so like I'm just, I think that there's people are seeing these things and they go, oh, you didn't see that. I mean, we know more about space than we do our own ocean. Do we fear something else? Yeah. What about, I mean, you could summon Locke this monster. I'm into that.

Starting point is 01:37:56 Well, that's a lake though, that they've already like searched with the lasers and stuff, pretty hard. That's a large animal to keep you. Well, they can use a... Yeah, I'm like, yeah, there's some kind of shadow. Yeah, that's not the ocean. If it's in the ocean, anything's possible.

Starting point is 01:38:08 It's basically, you're saying big puts essentially a hairy human. Oh, I don't think it's related to us. I don't think. Well, it walks on two feet. What does that mean, anything? All right. It's a priming.

Starting point is 01:38:18 Well, look at the ocean. Yeah, well take a look. Hey, bro, take a look. The only thing I have is big put. What? It's only the ass. Well, why cares so much? I should never care this much about anything.

Starting point is 01:38:29 No, no. I love that you truly believe me. I did, it's really. It's a side. So another teacher's candle. Yes. Well, I guess when they looked into her history, she's not really a teacher, but so this woman

Starting point is 01:38:39 that worked at a school, I guess, she would trade vape pens for sex. As in, she would give the kids boys vape pens in order to have sex with her. That's basically a free vape pen. I know, saying they would fuck for anyways. So they already had nine kids come up, it was like 14 to 17 years old,

Starting point is 01:38:56 and then they think there's more obviously. Oh no, how old was the kid? Wait, she's not a teacher, she's in the 17th year. What I read is that school. Yeah, so, come on. You can just do that human trafficking I Listen

Starting point is 01:39:12 Yo, that's whoa. What is that? Oh, that's the those are some thick glasses look at that She was just super horny Also, she says not a teacher or employee for the district was involved in the school's booster club And she has a child in the school system who is transferred. Can we get a better photo of her? I think that's the one we have. That's the only one we got. We can look her up the most of the player.

Starting point is 01:39:33 My questions, don't these people realize they are going to get caught? Don't they realize they're dealing with 14th, 17th year old, to their biggest brag. Oh, they're going to tell everybody. Yeah. Or even a grown man. 38 year old, to their biggest brag is fun. Oh, they're gonna tell everybody. Yeah. We're even like, 38 year old, yeah. Dude, where'd you get that great vape from? Oh, Miss Chandler sucked me off. Yeah, exactly.

Starting point is 01:39:53 Oh, here she is on. Oh, not fun. Ha ha ha. Not fun. There's definitely way hotter ones. Oh, yeah. When they're really hot, like Jesus Christ. And so they, she's got accounts for a human trafficking

Starting point is 01:40:06 Yeah, I don't know how that plays in but maybe she might not drive them across state lines. Yeah, oh 1417 she clearly is sick in the head. Yeah, that's Nine students and they think there's more And they think there's more. Very strange. And for vape pens, she would coax them with vape pens. Yeah, that's candy nowadays. I know, yeah. 14 to 17 kids.

Starting point is 01:40:32 When you say it was cabbier eggs and fucking good and plenty. Good and plenty. How they doing vape and sucking? I mean, all you have to do is smoke there. And the last one, this is just, I thought it was interesting. I didn't know how much water boys made in the NFL. And apparently to this form NFL player Jake Feynman, I don't know if you guys know who that is.

Starting point is 01:40:52 He said to make around $53,000 a year. Huh, water boy. What is a water boy? I got an interesting thing in related to this. I got a water dude. He just brings out water. Oh, Feynman's a monster. Guess how much, guess how much a NHL dentist makes. Oh. A team dentist. Every team has a month. Guess how much, guess how much a NHL dentist makes.

Starting point is 01:41:06 A team dentist, every team has a dentist. How do they do? Cause guess. So you said a hundred thousand a year. Five hundred thousand. Dentalists make a hundred thousand. They don't get their teeth fixed. Huh?

Starting point is 01:41:16 Maybe no money cause they never get it. That's so, they all have a dentist that needs to travel with them. They have to pay him, right? And he's also, it's like a very archaic form of density because when the puck hits it and they need that right now, they've got to preserve all that. I'd say 500 grand. 500 grand, 100 grand, what do you think?

Starting point is 01:41:30 Fuck, I don't know, man. You got to do it right there. They had a whole podcast, yeah, they had to do it there. They had $10 million. Okay, zero. Zero dollars because they get free season tickets and they just like being the team's dentist. And they still have their original practice, but like they have their normal advantage. It's their side gig, yeah. But they just like they get to be tickets and they just like being the team's dentist and they still have their original practice

Starting point is 01:41:45 But like they have their normal side gig. Yeah, they just like they get to be part of the protein Blackhawk Steve I'm with Steve burn and we meet this famous hockey player. I don't know his name six tall guy big guy And he's got no teeth. He's got only this side of his teeth. That's his choice I know and I'm like and I'm sitting there and I'm like Teeth and and and I sit back to finally you know me, I'm like, Hey, bro, what's going on with your teeth? Yeah. And he goes, eh, fuck it. You need Luzmanaki. And it's kind of like a badge of honor. You kind of really a lot of guys are like, that's a badge of

Starting point is 01:42:16 honor. I'm like, meanwhile, he's 38 all alone, just from here, this one, this one, this one, he got knocked down. That's terrible. And it's not a great look when you don't have teeth on one side of your face. Pretty savage. Handsome guy actually, I guess, I guess, to be able to talk about that. Pretty savage. He's probably weighing more hands

Starting point is 01:42:31 if he had those teeth. Or maybe just looks like a... 100%. No, no. Have you ever put like a straw in front of him on your teeth just to see what you look like? You look insane. Yeah, I go from whatever I am now to zero.

Starting point is 01:42:42 Yeah. Yeah, I just go, I just look at it, I go, Jesus. These teeth are pretty important. Hockey players, I know it's gonna. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just go I just look at it go Jesus. He's teeth are pretty important hockey players that I know it's gonna come as a shock to you when they're in a suit. They look good They do do well with all hockey players. Can I would you holler? To that was holler that was aggressive. That was aggressive today. How are you? hockey player like that look like that Holler who hockey player that like that look like that

Starting point is 01:43:11 Tyler Sagan he's He does so well It's because they got had no if that that guy was missing teeth. Oh man. Oh, yeah, it's good. We can do Henrik long-Quiz is also you can look him up Henrik Gorgeous for a guy. I know He's all Henrik. What is it? There is Henrik long There is is talk about I talk about Bigfoot the way he talks about hot hockey players Oh, he was the goalie retired yeah, yeah, he's a bad guy. So can't that do head no teeth?

Starting point is 01:43:42 He doesn't keep though Yeah, it's all this is a tricky question. He's a fucking man. I don't know, I feel like I prefer a guy who can make me laugh and then looks come later. If they're funny and cool to hang out with, then yes, if we're talking about- You need to go on Love is Blind Cat.

Starting point is 01:43:59 You need to go on Love is Blind. I'm good. No, that's how they do it. I'm not interested in that. No, I'm just saying. No, I know you got a man. I'm hyper fucking fat. No, no, I just feel. I'm good. That's how they do it. I'm not interested in that. I'm not okay. No, I know you get a man. I'm hyper fucking fat. No, no, I just feel like I would.

Starting point is 01:44:09 He's not got big foot. He talked about a fake drone cat. No, no, no. I'm talking about like, I just don't think those love competitions ever work out for anybody. Is that for maybe that one couple? It's rare. It's rare.

Starting point is 01:44:21 It's super rare. Yeah, I just feel like it's a reciprocity. Well, I love Island. When we watch love Island, the fucking world I just feel like it's a... For a violent, when we watch love island, the fucking world, all of my men. I feel like there's only like one every three or four seasons who work out. Because there's Tommy and Molly May.

Starting point is 01:44:34 There was Olivia and Alex who didn't win, but they're having a child now. Like most couples don't work out from there. I bet those shows will work out great if there's no social media. Yeah. Yeah. Because what happens now you're on the show and they only have careers off of it. So it's not funny.

Starting point is 01:44:50 And then what happens is you start getting all these other opportunities. You didn't have to, you know, you know, I love that Alex, but now this is looking pretty good. Yeah. You start. Yeah. Yeah. Because now they're looking you up. And the world's your oyster.

Starting point is 01:45:01 Yeah. Too hot power. It was like some of the best, like, they're just, I was on that show. Where are you on to out there? The season two they used me to trick the trick, the trick, the oyster. Well, too hot power. It was like some of the best, they're just, I was on that show. Were you on too hot there? The season two, they used me to trick the cast. No. Yeah, cause they, so the first season,

Starting point is 01:45:12 they didn't know they were gonna be on it, right? I don't know, what's the concept of the show? Too hot to handle was, they put a bunch of like really hot singles in their hands. They're all love Dev6 and they're also proud of it, too. I'll fuck every day and you're like, all right, take it easy.

Starting point is 01:45:25 And then they reveal that the, they reveal that the, they're like every time you hook up, you lost money, right? Yeah, they reveal that you're not gonna get to have sex with each other, you can't kiss, you can't touch, you can't do anything and you're all gonna have to live in this house with each other. Just jack off.

Starting point is 01:45:42 Well, you can't even masturbate. You'll lose money. And at the end, if you guys all do good and nobody touches each other, you'll get this big pot of money. But every time you do something, you'll lose a little bit of the money. You're going the bad way. There's cameras everywhere. So when they did the season two, they didn't want people showing up to season two going,

Starting point is 01:45:58 all right, they were prepared for it. So they had to trick these kids into thinking they're on a dating show. And I came out and said, Hey, this is whoever parties the hardest is gonna win the most money. And whoever falls asleep first is gonna be eliminated. We basically encouraged them to fucking touch each other. And then reveal that they're actually on season two

Starting point is 01:46:16 of Todd Too Out To Handle. Oh wow. So we had to like trickle. That's good. But I got to be in church and cake goes for like month and a half, which is that's the best part of it. Is that right? That's the reveal. That's the reveal. That's too hot to handle. That's good. But I got to be in church and cake goes for like month and a half, which was that's the best part of it. Is that right? Listen to a blast.

Starting point is 01:46:26 That's the reveal. You got too hot to handle. Yeah, these girls were pretty good. Like girls. But they were all young. Yeah, did you, didn't you? No, no, I was, I had a girl. Did you hook up with him?

Starting point is 01:46:37 Did you do it? Did you do it? No, but all, you know what's funny is that all the guys, I'm the worst at doing the world. A lot of the guys lied about their height. So like, they told the producers they were like all these, you know, because they're all very attractive, right? She's gorgeous.

Starting point is 01:46:49 Yeah, she was actually so aggressive. Really? Yeah, there was like a part where I was like waiting just like off stage to like, I wasn't supposed to talk to him or talk at all, which I didn't. I was just like standing off like waiting for me to come down and read my part. And she's like, I have to go to the bathroom and they let her go up to the bathroom. And then she walked by me. She goes She just grabbed my ass and I was like that's pretty a

Starting point is 01:47:11 No, no, I love you do a video on Instagram saying if you were her dad I should have said if we if you know if I was a girl You did that she's pretty attractive. Yeah, boy. They are too hot to handle Young though. This is the one I like the most. How old are they? She's like a bartender from Toronto. How old are they? They're mostly like 21, 22.

Starting point is 01:47:31 I don't pose like that though, man. How's he getting the abs when he's straight up like that? My abs only show when I do this kind of hunchy thing. Like he's been down there. That kid was short. The first one they showed was the short kid. Oh, that guy maybe that guy's the short guy. Yeah, yeah, he looks different there He's a small arm. It was just so funny cuz he was like super hot and he came out and he's like five one You're like what? Yeah, that guy's gonna try and get these tall birds

Starting point is 01:47:58 Oh They must have added him later or something when I was done. Yeah, I guess I watched that guy got that guy's done some strange Just got some change. Yeah, watch a shipy. I watch my girl would watch it and you got into it. Yeah, you just were used there I'm there so I'm watching it was here your favorite. Oh, this guy. He's played for the sea hogs. Yeah, he played pro but very Terrible. I was gonna say. Oh, yeah, if he's that young, he didn't be as much as I did Yeah, he didn't play. Yeah, he's on like special teams. Yeah, well people say that it If he's that young, he didn't play as much as I did. He didn't play. He was on like special teams. Yeah, well people say that. It can be a lot of things.

Starting point is 01:48:27 I mean, right? Interesting. I like that they show all these guys, all these beautiful people, like looking great. And I think at the top of this article, it's like a photo of me. Yeah, I was like some terrible photo. Oh, that must be different. I was like, bro, but still I was like, that photo sucked. What about what you're talking about?

Starting point is 01:48:44 That's fun. You guys are a guy of peace. And your job was just to be there as a host. still I was like that photo suck about what you're talking You guys and your job was just to be there as a host I had to trick them and think they want a different So sometimes they would film me doing like challenge to these they were they weren't even actually filming it We just had to convince them that they were on a show called party down or something. Oh wow Let's not look at this come on. What is this one you're doing? Yeah, yeah, four dates. Oh, uh, the end of it man. You did I didn't want to No, we know you're we found out your big big-foot fan big-foot fan big fan of Brian Callan You're a good man. I'm gonna be around you all the time. Pay me. Oh come here work south my my My popper is in green with Mars third

Starting point is 01:49:24 Oh, you're gonna be important Oh nice Denver yeah, see this is how I learned that I can't go to do the thing you don't the UFC Yeah, that'd be great. I know I've never been in McCurdy's how does it work the fight? Compatient mm-hmm we just put on the big paper view and then we drink whiskey and talk shit Well, I drink whiskey everybody else doesn't I would that's why I wanted you on the show Yeah, and you just talk shit while watching the fight Yeah, it's fun if you do a lot of stuff. I've never I've never done high at downtown Austin never did comedy work south

Starting point is 01:49:50 You've done something with that. Oh, that's right. That's right. That's right. Yeah, I never done McCurdy's comedy club in Sarasota I don't even know what high at downtown Austin is this probably a it's a private event That's why I do a lot of corpus. I feel so weird You're not a corporate guy. They've, it's, Oh, this is gonna sound terrible on camera, but I'll just be honest. People go, I like what this guy's doing. Well, let's hire him for my like thing.

Starting point is 01:50:13 But they don't look into it. And then, and then all the cuffs are off. There they go. I talk some shit for it. Like it's almost like they've like hired a comedian who's gonna, like I just performed for a bunch of farmers. They, I flew to, gosh, I didn't even know what stayed at Iowa, I think.

Starting point is 01:50:29 And then the guy that picked me up from the airport in a truck drove me two hours to a big barn that only semi-send it, and it was like a bunch of farmers. Did you see Big Butt? No, I wish, dude. I know, right? But like, they paid me heaps of money

Starting point is 01:50:43 to just go talk shit to a bunch of farmers and then they drove back two hours. What's that? Oh, it was amazing. Yeah, but like it was almost like it was almost like comedy's becoming this like secret thing. Like, well, get this comic. It comes. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 01:50:56 It's untouched. It's untouched. And you don't like acting. You do not want to be an actor. I've done some acting, but I'm not, I don't enjoy it. Yeah. They make you sit around to my extent. Yeah, I heard it from weight. When also like, I don't, I, if make you sit around to my understanding. Yeah, I heard you have been waiting.

Starting point is 01:51:05 Well, and also, if we have to do this while I'm waiting, that'd be great. But they put you in a trailer, and the second you try to come out to get craft services or coffee or something or talk to another human, they're like, no, you gotta stay in there. I'll go get whatever you need. I was like, I don't want you to get it.

Starting point is 01:51:18 Yeah, I want to go. I, that's the secret. Do you know that? Yeah, yeah, I'm good. Waiting around a lot in a fucking mask. Yeah, this is way better than acting. Yeah. Comedy's the secret. You know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good. Waiting around a lot in a fucking mask. Yeah, this is way better than acting. Yeah. Comedy's way better than acting.

Starting point is 01:51:29 It's way better. Acting sucks. The only good part of acting was like, I got to go to a movie theater and like see myself and I was like, oh, that's me. And that's like, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing, I'm doing nominated for like a, I don't know, Golden Globe or something and I was like, do congrats, because for he was playing Hamilton or something, I don't know what was that. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember that.

Starting point is 01:51:52 And I was like, I was like, I think was up for an award. Yeah, this was a little bit, this was after it and I go, I go, congrats man, he goes, yeah, yeah, thanks. And I go, was it all right, he goes,

Starting point is 01:52:00 it's, you know, it's just fucking, you know, I'm here with you guys, you're all funny and being silly. I get the hang out all day. When you're on a set sometimes like that, everybody's in character and nobody's talking to each other. I know. Actors are weird too, I'll just say that.

Starting point is 01:52:13 I've met like three actors that I genuinely enjoy in the company. We can't have them on here. You can't have actors on there. There's a night. When fucking... I did a movie, it was a rom-com where I played Anna Camp's husband and me and Anna Camp hit it off

Starting point is 01:52:24 very well like she's the coolest chick in the world and then I realized oh, I just think that because all the other actors were terrible Yeah, that's why I thought we were clicking so much Yeah, everyone was just such a dud Dude when when when I won't say his name was doing Lincoln with Daniel Day Lewis Yeah, I said what was that like he goes well Daniel DeLewis wouldn't talk to you unless you asked him about events as they occurred. He's dating characters.

Starting point is 01:52:49 The 41865. Oh, God. I'm not kidding. So he comes in and he's, oh, sorry about that. I'm not fucking corrupt. And Daniel DeLewis never broke it. I get it, I get it.

Starting point is 01:52:57 Character. He drank Dicook. That's dangerous. He was Lincoln. And then if you asked him anything, he'd say, I don't know what you mean. And he'd say, well, sorry about that business since that. Yes, well, we had some problems there.

Starting point is 01:53:09 Like, dude, you got to get it. You got it. That's so dangerous. Well, it's also exhausting. I'm giving you a new idea. What is Coca-Cola? You're like, no, you know what Coca-Cola is. He's like, why is that Puerto Rican over here?

Starting point is 01:53:22 You're like, Jesus Christ. When he did let the black in. Come on, Lacka foot, where he played the Chris Christie who was an artist who had cerebral palsy and can only use his left foot, painted with his left foot. Well, the story goes, he was in a wheelchair the whole time and people had to take,

Starting point is 01:53:43 he wanted people to take a shit and wipe them. He wanted to know what that humiliation was like. Okay. Do you think about being a scissor? What about being a scissor? Oh my God. There's a great old anecdote. I'm gonna botch it because I don't have a part,

Starting point is 01:53:56 but it's something like this, where this actor, he had a scene the next day with this young kid, he was supposed to be like an orphan the kid was, and he was supposed to be this like drunken, homeless guy or whatever, so he spent the whole night staying awake and just drinking and so he'd look all junked up and the child actor comes to set the next day and goes,

Starting point is 01:54:14 oh wow, you look rough and he goes, yeah, I stayed up all night. Drank and I really wanted to be in care and the kid goes, you should try acting. That's actually a story. The marathon man who doesn't often have a personal living. But that's the same thing.

Starting point is 01:54:28 Just act like you're leading. He's too good. Why don't you try acting, dear? Try acting. Easy eating. And then, so we get to us from Margaret. He's out all night running. He's placed the marathon.

Starting point is 01:54:39 And he's been tortured. And Lawrence will be upon eating his breakfast. Yes, thank you, Dennis. I had a little bit of a coffee. Thanks about the shooting. just that and Lawrence LeBier pun eating his breakfast. Yes, thank you, Dan. I had a little bit of a coffee, thanks, about the shooting. It was like, why don't you try acting, dear boy? That's so true.

Starting point is 01:54:50 Bring up really quickly. I wanted to see this. Is it what it is? I wanted to see it. I wanted you to see, think about this for three months. Bring up my left foot. Just bring, I want you to see what he did for three months.

Starting point is 01:55:01 Bring this up. Why would it be so boring? It's so stupid. I watched this. Just a any clip. Sure, or whatever you want, which I want. I heard Cameron Diaz brother in some about Mary. I'm not sure if you're the percent of a quote.

Starting point is 01:55:12 What method, too? Who? On some about Mary, the brother with, well. This isn't as a kid, you want him as a kid? You should move ahead to see him. Yeah, probably. This where the podcast comes is screeching home. Oh, there you go. Also, it is Brian think this is real that's by the way that's what he

Starting point is 01:55:28 had to do the whole time oh my gosh so you enjoy that my left foot yeah he did that for three months dude he's amazing but fuck actors are weird. I love the oil in it. It's gonna be such good at it. Brian, did you play Joe Rogan in a movie? Yes I did. I'm worried. So what did you do for that character? I actually called Rogan.

Starting point is 01:55:57 They weren't red meat. They weren't Rogan. I never got this. They wanted Rogan. And so I call Rogan. I text him and I go, hey, do you want to do this movie and he goes? Dude honestly unless he's a bold little cash. I'm just too busy What a guy that he can say that I love I play him and I said do you have any advice?

Starting point is 01:56:14 He goes just take yourself completely out of the equation don't ever mention yourself and just be the guy So I basically I played Brian Callum in warrior. So thank you very much I love that movie. It's a Gucci suit. It's a great movie. I'm a city either. I'll watch anything with Tom Hardy, and I've only been disappointed once,

Starting point is 01:56:32 and he's made tons of movies. Well, what movie did you like? And it's not that it was a bad movie. No, I like Venom. Venom too, though. I saw Venom too. I liked that. Well, actually, I wasn't crazy about the other actors.

Starting point is 01:56:41 That's what I liked. Like the girl bad guy, and the Woody Harrelson was terrible. And even though he's great. No, but he's terrible in it? I thought he was. I thought the voice that he did and everything was pretty bad. I like how they made like, been him funny and all that. That is terrible.

Starting point is 01:56:53 Because he's supposed to be bad guy. But I think you know, like, super-hero stuff. I don't. It took a kid. Oh, it makes sense. But the movie that I didn't like the Tom Hardy was in, it wasn't because he wasn't a great actor. It's just it was over my head. He played like a twin brother. Oh, no

Starting point is 01:57:11 About it's the British like mobsters their twins. It's called legend. He plays both the cray brothers, right? Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, they have a fight scene. I wasn't crazy about that one. Really? Not that it wasn't great. I just I didn't He's so good, dude. Yeah, he's so I was just gonna group of people the other day that didn't like him as Bane and I was like what? It was great. He was great as Bane That voice is so cool and like he's all You ever see me in Bronson? Yeah, love Bronson oh actually Bronson that I just I love Bronson. Oh, actually Bronson I just started telling it's time one of my friends is really hung up on her ex boyfriend

Starting point is 01:57:51 And she won't stop talking about it and shut up about it And I actually quoted a Bronson story Tom Hardy when he was Preparing for the role of Bronson. You guys know who Bronson is like the craziest inmate in the world Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and he's also like a masochist. Like he, he, he'll sometimes intentionally provoke the guards so they'll come in and beat him with, like he loves, really bloodthirsty guy. So anyways.

Starting point is 01:58:14 Bronson is guy. Tom Hardy keeps trying to call, or the guy keeps trying to call Tom Hardy to get a hold of him. That's true, Bronson. Yeah, cause he wants to prepare for this role. And Tom Hardy's like really just hasn't picked up the phone all the times that this Inmate is allowed to call hard is like I got it finally calls him and he got Tom I'm really sorry about everything you know like I've just been I'm going through this terrible breakup

Starting point is 01:58:34 And I just haven't been available and I'm super sorry Let's let's talk about your life and he goes oh you're going through a breakup. I mean, yeah, and I'm just I can't get over it I love her, you know, and he goes you remember the floods Tom and he goes, yeah, and I'm just, I can't get over it. I love her, you know? And he goes, you remember the floods, Tom? And he goes, the floods? Is remember when we had those floods? And he's like, yeah. He goes, remember there was that story about that kid that got his foot stuck in the grate,

Starting point is 01:58:53 and the floods were a good time in the kid drowned? And Tom's like, Jesus, yeah? He goes, that wouldn't happen to me, Tom. And he goes, okay, why, why? And he goes, because I had to cut it the fuck off, I would have told them, cut my fucking foot off. And then, he's confused. And he goes, same thing with your little breakup.

Starting point is 01:59:14 Cut it off if you want to live. And it's like, Jesus, like that, that's like, that's like, she's such a man way to think of it. You're sitting around sulking and not answering your phone. the girl doesn't like me cut it the fuck off? I like that to live. Yeah, yeah, yep Heart-couronality, but yeah, well, I hope you find Bigfoot man. I know. I'm sorry that happened No, I'm proud of you feel like I put a wedge between me and Brandon's friendship Now you're bigfoot guy. You know you're flat earth. There'd been dice. No, that's no. Thank you

Starting point is 01:59:44 No, thank you. I know you're flat earth had been nice. No, that's no thank you. No, thank you I'm a flat Mars or though Let's see where we march night the shop and friends again probably everyone this room will be there Yeah, that's at the Hollywood improv once you only 8 p.m. let's sell that bitch out. It'd be the sixth consecutive sellout, the Hollywood improv, and then Nashville is next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Zany's Nashville, Tennessee,

Starting point is 02:00:13 and then Chicago is March 24th through the 26th. Chicago, Illinois, March 24th, 26th, but Zany's Nashville, you're up next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Oh, my God. Oh, we got a fight campaign Saturday. Josh Barnett, Matt Matron, myself, seven PM, UFC 272, only available on Thick Boy Network. I got apples and Wisconsin this weekend, Skyline Comedy Club Thursday Friday Saturday, March 3rd, 4th, 5th, Jason Ellis coming in, help me out. Phoenix Arizona,

Starting point is 02:00:43 stand up live March 11th to 13th by the way that's a Friday. Oh good that's a Friday through Sunday show. I'm done Sunday. I'm never do it. Yeah it's in Phoenix everyone's dad's gonna come or a box. It's a very old area Louisville Kentucky Louisville comedy club me and Jason Ellis again March 17th to the 19th my end floor at the end of the night. He's on the road every and then port Charlotte March 25 27 then Port Charlotte you go to see the Port Charlotte this side Saturday yeah this Friday Saturday and

Starting point is 02:01:12 Thursday yeah and I got some other shit in April and then March 10th through the 12th Albion Springfield Missouri at the Blue Room comedy club in the eighth April 8th through April 9th I'll be in Salt Lake City at Wise Guys Comedy Club. Oh, I love Wise Guys. Yeah, I'm stoked. Jeff, we love you, man. Thanks for having me, guys. Thanks for the best.

Starting point is 02:01:31 Where did you say your dates? We got him, yeah. Oh, okay, okay. There's no judgment with your big foot stuff. Yeah, yeah, we're getting everything. It's really just gonna ruin your week because I'm gonna send you some of my favorite good evidence.

Starting point is 02:01:41 And you're gonna go, God, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to blow, my phone up with all this big foot crap. I'm just reading you a drunk and spew big foot shit. Well then I could talk about it all day. All right, we love you, man, we're out. Bye.

The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 776: Jeff Dye

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