The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 777: Free Cain

Episode Date: March 3, 2022

The guys discuss the Cain Velasquez attempted murder charge and talk Kansas City, Jeff Dye and Brendan going to a Lakers game, Danny McBride, poop crime, Cooper Kupp accidentally ignoring Peyton Manning's text messages for years, a 102 year old gold medal sprinter and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Get the titties out. You saw me with the tits out. Yeah, you shaking them. I had a call from my buddy Andy This is this cracked me up my buddy Andy goes hey, dude. I'll never be so so nope Buddy of mine from Indiana. He he goes. I love your podcast dude. I love your podcast He goes listen every one of some of my fun. Guess me through my day. Yeah, loves it He goes now, but I just I Brunton Brendan he just went a little hard on you and I want to see if you're all right I'm like what he goes when you were opening about You know when you were

Oh, you're open about your dad and I was so in I was so in and I was yeah I was so moved by how open you were and then he goes he started lisping with making impression of you with your retainers you know that's called throwing up and he goes like this he goes I know you guys are really good friends like oh oh no but he's a piece of shit yeah no no but he's also a piece of shit and you know you guys are brothers, oh no, but he's a piece of shit. No, no, but he's also a piece of shit. Hey, you sat down pretty far down.

I know you guys are brothers, I go, no, but you're right. He's a terrible person and a piece of shit. Hey, the thing is, you haven't been watching the show for too long. If you think that's abnormal. That's not abnormal. I said, and I said, and I said, and then did you ask him, did you find it funny though? Of course, you know, he was cracking up.

No, they were all loving it. They were all loving it. I said, you have to understand that me and all my friends were all comics, misfits, and we all suck. We're all terrible to each other. And on top of that, somebody asked me, I was gonna do this project, and they said, you can get some of your stand-up buddies

to, you know, some of your famous buddies to help out. And I said, no, I can't. Yeah. I wouldn't, I wouldn't lie. I don't want to wrangle those animals. It'll hurt my feelings because they'll all have something to do. I was like, I can't get anybody to do anything. That's just the way we are.

Yeah. It's like, no, no, no, no. It's a side note. I was in Kansas City. This past weekend? Yeah, no. Yeah, this past weekend. Yeah, first of all, coldest fuck. Don't do it, don't do it.

Not doing it. I mean, it was tough. It was tough. It was tough. But it was dope, because as I'm starting to headline on my own more, and more fans are starting to come out. So I did that club a year ago, but this time around, I wanna say I had more fans than more than-

That's how you get things to work in. Yeah, it's like, no, you gotta work in. It's a less ticket. Yeah, I'm not doing something right here. No, so it was actually pretty dope, but it's cool to see how much, like they just fuck with us so heavy. You can't say.

And just like, well, because I know what it is when I go out with you, but like to go out on my own and feel that, it's like fucking. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a don't feel it. It's the best feeling in the world. Oh yeah, it's insane. Because if you're not selling tickets, it's, it's personal. Yeah, yeah.

You're selling tickets. You're like, I'm not saying I killed it out there. I'm just saying it well. Especially for first start. In comparison to last year, when I did that club, I had more fans than I had people that were like, you'd be amazed right now how many more tickets you sell than people you think, am I right?

Oh, 100%. There are a lot of people, whenever I, if I ever bimmone ticket sales, and I talk, I know. I don't use no big word on me like that. What is that? Bimmone. Bimmone. But then you see how other people, I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like,

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It's a great that's a great this is cold. I would go in the summer. It's a little boy. I was a little bored But I was I've seen the fucking live music. Yeah, what do you say the jassy? Brian Sorry You went to the jazz really no you didn't I go you do not got been there There's no what happened with you. We didn't cuz here's the not got been there is no way with you We didn't cuz here's the thing jazz is at night you perform at night show I'm not a show and I'm not in court a lot right now all same man. He catch a chief's game like yeah, right?

Well, you're on stage. Yeah, I Look man, they had good barbecue though like Joe's and then he got Q39 and some other Really good. Yeah, they got some other spots But but as far as like the crowds Fucking amazing. Yeah, cuz they were like Brian. We saw Brian. He came out here showed us love They're like you came out here. They're like where's Brenda? You're gonna think I'm like you're gonna actually Yeah, they said it's been a minute. I'm kidding, but the truth is I do go to jazz bars there and here's why before my show That you can have you can start it like four and you go some of the best fucking live jazz and singers name of any one and then after a name of any one this one I went to two yeah but just take a minute no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to the Lakers Game last time with Jeff Giles, who's Mr. Laker. Like, he knows everything about mascots apparently.

I guess, but no, he's like, you might have worked for the Lakers. Yeah, like we were court side, like Jenny Bus would like love them, we sat next to her, she's buying his drinks all night. She's the best. Yeah, he's like Mr. Lakers. You know he invited me because you couldn't make it

and then he goes, I go, oh, let me check my schedule. Like he was, you want to come, shop, cancel, like, oh, let me, yeah, I mean, the Lakers came in, Jeff, you know, my new friend. And then I get this text, amen, shops in. Sorry, brother, next time, I'm like, I'm in the middle of it, make it, I'm like, I, no, because I was like, you, I was like,

no, I'm not gonna do it. I couldn't go, I told my good, then I'm like, gosh, fuck, did I do something, do something, it's gonna work out. And then an hour later, I'm like, I'm back in do it. Originally I couldn't go. I told my good, then I'm like, gosh, fuck, did I do something? Do something, it's gonna work out. And then an hour later, I'm like, I'm back in and he goes, you know what the best part about this is? Telling a gallon, he can't go. I thought he was joking.

Nope, the old guy, I'm second place. Like, oh, I got my young friend. I'm like, all right guys, yeah. Maybe we really liked Jeff on that. He was great. He's great. He's so funny. He's so funny. He's so funny.

He's so funny. I also got a drinking buddy. Like, no, you guys, none of you guys drink. Like, me and him drink. He's a bourbon-lady guy. He is. Yeah. So me and him just drink all night last night.

He's all man. He's all man. And I fucking love him. I love everything about the guy. I like his sensibility. I like his point of view. Did he sow hilarious? Because like with Jenny, I don't, you know,

she owns the Lakers. Like she makes the calls. And he show hilarious? Because with Jenny, I don't know, she owns the Lakers. She makes the calls. And he was in her air. He's like, you know, he fucked up, letting Karuso go, right? And she's like, middle of the game. Middle of the game, I mean, he makes me saw, you know, he fucked up, letting Karuso go with that terrible hairline.

She's always doing for Chicago lately. She's like, what? Like, she's like trying to focus on the game. She's like, what? And he's like, yeah, he made a mistake with Russell Westbrook, didn't he? She's like, damn, like she's like trying to focus on the game. He's like, what? And he's like, yeah, he made a mistake with Russell Westbrook, didn't he? She's like, damn Jeff, will you back up? It's so funny.

And she's a fucking owner. Can I make a call here? Am I wrong in saying that he's first team all-dying piece? Oh, he's better looking than any of them. Am I right? Listen, I enjoy it. Oh, he upstaked it all. Last time I had the game, no one looked at me.

No, nobody. He's six, five, and handsome is all night at the game, no one looked at me. No, nobody. He's six five and handsome as all. Got the swoop of the hair. I mean, he's a great way better looking than that. I mean, in person, he's just a much better looking guy. Yeah. And who's that? Probably somebody famous.

Kristen Cavalier. He dates whoever he wants. Kristen Cavalier. Yeah, from the, was it? Yeah, I know who Kristen Cavalier is you we just said who's that he's just funny No, I said who's that in the he's that with he's funny and tall and handsome as shit. No, he's really funny man Yeah, he's hilarious. It's the great guy. And he's dated every hot chick of a made. That's right. Yeah, yep No, I tell you like he's Mr. Laker dude. He he everyone the owners

Kurt Rambist the players Everyone they all know and I go dude you come to every game was every game man Mr. Laker, dude. He, the owners, Kurt Ramdus, the players, everyone. They all know. And I go, dude, you come to every game, was every game, man. Every game, every game. Oh wow. He was just hanging out.

Did he grow up in LA? No, he grew up in Seattle. Seattle, yeah. He's telling a story when Theo, this is, he said like 2005, 2006, when Theo was coming off the real world, inside of you want to do standup, Theo only had 20 minutes with his headline.

Theo only had 20 minutes. He goes, this is my introduction to Theo Vaughan. Theo's Theo comes to Seattle, sells my home club out. He sells it out. He goes, I'm there every weekend. Theo sells it out in minutes. And Manjaro goes, hey, we need you to, you know, headline this thing.

He's like, well, no, Theo has sold out. He's like, yeah, but Theo's only doing 20. So Theo's gonna come out do 20. He got to do an hour. He goes,, well, no, thea was sold out. He's like, yeah, but thea was only doing 20. So thea was going to come out and do 20. He got to do an hour. So I did an hour. I did the brunt of the work, but I got paid like a feature. Yeah. He goes, I did five hours of comedy. I got 200 bucks. He goes, that's my life in a nutshell. He's so great. He's so funny. He's, he, does he play basketball? I don't think he plays sports. No, but he's just he just enjoys He's into yoga and drinking. Yeah, he goes to I love more. He goes to like to go to hot yoga and just sweat it out man. I go every day with every day

I was getting I sweat it out. Have you seen this show on HBO righteous gemstones? Uh-oh Yeah, man. It's a great show. Now for seven years, it has. It has. Yeah, it has. Yeah. There's a new season.

And when you're old, I think on the four of these. You know what you are when you're old, you're an interruption. You're an interruption, everybody's like, Oh, man, and you go, he was a fucking job. Everybody's like, what? No, it started until I'm 19. Oh, shit. It's a. 2019. Oh, shit. That's a great show.

Yeah. Legendary show. It's so good. That motherfucker writes in directs it. Daniel McBride. Yeah, he's a fucking beast. He's a monster. That shows fantastic.

I've seen all the shows. That's the best show he's done. So far, I've only seen two episodes. He's bound to down was pretty good. That was pretty funny. Oh, he's bound to down. That's a close one. That's my favorite.

God, that's a great show. He's bound to down, fantastic. He's so fucking funny. Oh, he's bounding down. Oh my god. That's a great. He's bounding down fantastic Yeah, he's so fucking funny. He's great in movies his character. He's so on. Yeah, he's so funny though He's so he's bounding down to look at how he stands. Look at what he's bounding down is so funny Oh his level of delusion is a look at what's trying to come back I thought the third season goes to Mexico. Yes. He has zero in Mexico. My brother loved that show. Zero vanity, like no vanity. Yeah, that's so fun.

No, he's fucking to be. Yeah, he's been in a game for a minute too, Danny McBride. He got famous off that, yeah, Fist of Way. Yeah, what, but was it Fist of Fury? I think it was Fist of Fury. Well, Fist of Fury. And Solid was like, this guy's hilarious

and start putting them in things. He blew the... Did you teach Jiu Jitsu? No. He's so, just sucks. Yeah. Yeah, he's a fucking, he's a beast, dude. But you just started, uh,

yeah, so you just started, yeah. I mean, you know. I mean, you're not too far off of 2019. That's not bad though. No, I mean, the S-Fast is new. But if the funny fucking show, Eric Andre is on there too? Yes, fast as news travels though, you know, what's this Pete the divine? What's his Adam devise? Adam the sausage party's hilarious, too. Ah

So good. Yeah, he's bound down. It's hilarious, right? Dude, he's great in that that one of my favorite movies is this is the end where James Franco Seth Rogen hit it. Yeah, so fucking funny. It is we honest where James Franco said, Brogan hit it still fucking funny. It is, we're honest in it, I think. Yeah, she dies. Yeah. But like, yeah, it's like what everybody dies. The foot fistway.

Yeah, hilarious. Look at him. Let's watch the trailer for a second here. Are you allowed to? No, no, no, no, we can't play. We'll get demonetized. Fuck. Sorry.

It's also re-age. You would do a podcast if we were a minute off. I was like, can we play some Metallica? I just wanted to do it. I'm trying to think of the jazz part. That's okay. KC, KC's. KC's jazz bars.

He's jazz bars. Jim, will you look of KC? I saw one of the greatest performers I've ever seen. They're actually a jazz guy. One of the greatest showmen in my life. KC or KC? How great was it? I'm not. You went to the Kansas City Duke house. greatest performers I've ever seen, they're actually a jazz guy. One of the greatest showmen in my life. Casey or Casey? How great was it? I'm not.

Oh, you went to the Kansas City Duke house. Oh, yeah. I went to Casey. It never happened, but tells this face story. Yeah, yeah. So the greatest with this big transition, that in the blue room, I went to the blue room. Yeah, yeah.

And then I went to the Phoenix. Yeah, you've been all those. The Phoenix, and then I went to the club. On a Marty girl. Yep, I went to that one too. I went to the Phoenix, I think. Okay. I went to the Green Lady lounge, but that's not as good.

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I'm sure it's in Korean, but how about that came in the last case, man? Oh, fuck, that's interesting. Yeah, yeah, that's just fucking... I think what happened, it's a terrible sure it's in Kermit. How about that, Kane Velasquez? Oh, fuck, I said, yeah, yeah, that shit's fucking... I think what happened, it's a terrible thing. No, we know what happened. So, yeah, it's a... So, Kane had a four-year-old daughter

who was going to this daycare of this lady, I guess was a friend of the family, and one of the workers in the daycare, supposedly this is the news, molested the girl over 100 times and other kids over 100 times. This is a man or a man. He's like 30 or 43 years old. 43, I think.

So Kane became aware of that. Dude, the guy gets convicted of this, three accounts of Chaudenville station. They let him out on bail, give him house arrest. No, they fucking did it. Because California's so loose, before the trial. Before the trial. No, we like hold it. So if you're Cain, as a father, Brian, think about this.

If you're Cain, that guy does that 100 times, four years old. Yeah. So Cain goes, oh, hell no. Oh my God. And since police say Cain is the suspect the suspect of shuna man in the area uh... last week shift of his arrested for three-year-old ujeein uh... at sand martin daycare center is facing charges of ludicrous of the

child he's currently out of jail on his own uh... without any bomb police uh... police sources close to the investigation as well as friends of the family tell mbc uh... the legibes victims related to the last so i don't know if it's a lot of good to find that. I sympathize 100%. So sources say, Gloria and his father were in the car and Kane

a ledger shot at Monday and the father was hit. But the father is, he's not going to die. Thank God for Kane. Here's my thing with this. And I don't know what, what, so it says the talk around is Kane just down two men riding a vehicle, one of them was accused of abuse of one of cane's children at daycare, I keep hearing it's his four year old daughter.

This is her thought to be his daughter. Yep, so the other person involved is the father, cane shot the father of alleged abuse or but I heard that was on acting. He meant to shoot the guy. The father apparently jumped in front of the bullet, I believe. Yeah, my thing is, is when I saw Gun and Kane,

dude, you touched my kid, the gun for the last thing I'm gonna do. So, I have skills, canas, skill skills. The last thing I'm gonna do is let you. Yeah, no, with your bare hands. No, I'm gonna beat him with an inch of his life and then piss on him, put on my Instagram. And that's gonna happen every single month. I'm gonna come back around every single month.

I'm not gonna let you out easy and just shoot you. That's too easy, man. But I don't wanna live in a world where there are guys child at four years old is molested and takes action in his own hands and then King goes away for, how long you gonna put away for attempted murder? I'll try to do it for 15 to life. I think though in this case, what you can do.

There has to be some sympathy for a good lawyer. A good lawyer. And I think, by the way, if this is going to cost him some money, and I think if there's any charity, charity, any support here, everybody should be helping him with this in one way or another. I'm sure someone's starting to go from it, if they haven't. Wow. Whatever it is, I'm all over it.

Yeah, I'll donate. Yeah. You can't ever do that. This is a special deal. Hashtag free cane. And yeah, hashtag free cane. Couple of things about this. One is, I think that hopefully, hopefully, a good lawyer can say he went, he went, it was insanity.

He went out of his mind. Well, hey, where are you? Because he found out additional information at the house, or he saw his daughter or something, and he just said, or I'm gonna go kill this guy. I think a jury nice certain thing a judge would be sympathetic to that. A jury definitely will. Yes, you want it to go to judge. Well, and judge, I think it's I think there are certain sentencing guidelines, but I think that the DA will bring charges, but the

DA is also very aware of this political and so I whether they charge with a he's probably gonna be charged with attempted murder. And because I think he did try to ram the truck off the road a couple of times. That news hasn't been reported. But my thing is, but California is Lucy Goosey with real criminals. Yes, so, actually, hopefully he gets murdered.

Hopefully he gets his identity. So if you wanna be Lucy Goosey, you do it with a guy with a track record, being a great human being. That's right. He has no previous record. He's a great father. When the greatest, if not the greatest

heavyweight champion of all time, like as a great track record, we're just gonna dismiss all that. And then you have real criminals, rapists, people that murder Rob, and you give them Lucy Goosey senses. You put them back on the street and that's why you just came up and that's why it crimes through the room.

Yeah, you came after him. Well, you're pretty Lucy Goosey with a guy who is charged with molesting a kid over a hundred fucking times, and there's other victims. You should be decent guy. You should fucking die. No, that guy shouldn't be on this planet. No, yeah. If anything, you should give Kena Goddamn key to the city for doing what the cops can't do legally.

Well, you put this guy in a ring with Kena and then to see what happens. But overall, I think hopefully, hopefully he ends up doing a year or something, you know. And by the way, when he comes out, he's a hero. Everybody's standing in line to give him opportunities. I'm with Ben Askerin. I don't want to live in a country

where he can't shoot someone who's such a beasure child. I agree. We all feel that way. Now we don't want the purge, but... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, I'll kill this motherfucker. Like it's just an initial. I'm with Kyle. Was it, Kyle Crutchmare? He would read this, I don't want to hear anything else about CT or really any other shit that's due to protect his family. They released a scumbag.

I've always been taught to protect my family and that's that any cost. Free chain. It's 300%. That's right. Yeah, because people immediately went to the CT thing. We all feel this. Cause it's an easy cop out.

No, no, no, no, no. All of this feelings, it's CTE. This is a father, a good father. That's what I'm saying, like, whose child was molested over a hundred times, man. I think there's gotta be something where he's, this is all gonna be taken into account. I don't know though.

I don't know how a court of law works. I really don't. Prosecutors, you know, prosecutors have to take this case. Prosecutors have to, they're where it's politically charged. They're where there's no real, there's no real upside for them to put him away for a long time. There's no, there's no upside for the DA. But it's no upside.

But they're going to try to find a bunch of, but if I'm the defense team, I'm, I'm bringing up so many examples of actual scumbags who have gotten such light senses. That's not how you do it. What I think they have to do is the crime itself was you shot somebody, you pre-meditate, you grabbed a gun, got in the car, drove at the, found them, tried to get them off the road, and then shot to try to kill the guy. That is what the state's going to bring.

That is, that is what the state's gonna bring. That is that is to crime. For sure. And the defense teams go, but why did he act like this with no previous history? So then the different. That's why the first degree murder, second degree murder. There's there's a plea by insanity. I bet he gets 18 months, if less. I bet you get less than that. Yeah. Yeah. And oh, and that that that pedophile, that child molester. Oh oh you think he's safe No, hey if he goes to prison he's super fuck. There's nobody more fun to put him out of that special for sure But he's on the street right now and now this is out. Yeah, and Kane is loved by I don't know a single person who hates on Kane Blaske

I don't know he's the baddest man on the planet for he was for the longest time. Oh, and he doesn't have hardcore Mexican fans Oh, they're not in the area that guy lives in Anything that guys life yeah hardcore. Yeah, yeah, exactly and in Mexican people aren't family oriented and they they can't they can't They write a writer fucking die. You kidding me? To over a hundred times and then other children four years old Tim something. Four years old. Tim Kennedy on his Instagram posted a kidnapping, an attempted kidnapping, okay? And it's fucking unbelievable. And you want to see what evil is,

you want to see what evil is. There's that girl right there. She's a little girl, she's at the ice cream thing. Now this woman, see that guy on the phone right there? Yeah. He's just talking. You see the car with the door open? See that car with the door open? Does this lady know what's going on?

She's she watch what she does. This is fascinating because this little girl's here now that guy you want to see evil look at that Piece of shit now this guy this guy. This is how they set things up There's a car there. There's a driver and there's a door, okay? And if you want to what how people just get taken in broad daylight This is where the people that do this I don't know what we should find out where it's at But this woman see women women have better antenna than men. She's she notices something's up Something about this guy. She doesn't quite believe he's on the phone

Which he's not and he's just hanging out. No, she is now watch how she saves this child This is this is unbelievable Jesus Christ child. This is unbelievable. Jesus Christ, man. This is what they do, people. There are people who are that evil. I can't fathom that kind of evil. I can't fathom it. Now watch.

Watch this, ready? Now all he's gonna do is try to, basically, for sure, thank God for this woman. See that? You're gonna punk more the fucker. Thank God for this woman. See that? I'm gonna punk more of the fucker. Oh my God, dude. Fuck.

Don't you wanna kill him? Wow. I didn't sleep last night thinking about killing that guy. I wanna kill that guy. I want them to die. Holy schnikes. Now that's what they do, those guys. That's what they do.

That's their job. Right? That woman saved that job from God knows what right well the that's the most cool shit this young woman was once up way from permanent imprisonment a life of addiction rape until she finally dies all of what will happen three to five years oh look she's gonna picture the car I didn't see this part yeah yeah Yeah, I think girls are badass. I love her. So fucking no to a man. I love her. Jesus Christ.

Very much. Very much. I don't want to say that. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm going to hell. Yeah, wow, she's, is that Captain America? Yeah. Where is this?

And I wonder, I bet you in the comments, you'll find out that I'm a cop. No, he says, I'll call out Cali-Li, right? What is this, Cali-Li? You don't mean so much, Cali-Li has street savvy. But I think her name's Cali-Li, right? What is this, Calili? You don't mean so much, Calili has street savvy. But I think her name's Calili, right? Yeah. No, I think.

God, the world is so dark, man. I mean, when you see that, you go, you don't realize how evil they're, they're evil in the world. When you're a cop who deals with that stuff, that's how you live. That means, fuck, man. I don't know. Where is she, you can see it in the comments. No, I think that was the you live I don't know where she what we you can see in the comments No, I think that was I think I was like next-goer Brazil

I might be Brazil or Mexico wherever these place are yeah, I think that was her name Yeah, that was looking up her name. Oh, I got it. I see if there's a story on her. Yeah with this little girl God, it's terrible How would you how? Yeah, cuz this isn't the one you're taking you're not gonna know. Yeah, it's terrible man. How would you, how, I mean, yeah, because this isn't the movie taken. You're not gonna know. No, yeah, it's gone forever dude. That's right.

This isn't taken. You're so screwed man. I mean, you know, anyway, chin is now, you're now emailing ice cream ice cream. Ice cream woman, Kaleelie saves child.

And there's nothing, huh? So I mean, sometimes these videos, I'm not saying it's not not real. Oh sometimes. No, I'm saying sometimes they're like reenactments to help people be aware But I mean if it's real that's my footage is so shitty I'm not that skeptical. I think she actually did this. I hope this happens, but I that's a good yeah But it is yeah, she saved this child. You have to see this and I've seen those, but I think that's a good. Yeah, but it is. Yeah, it does. She saved this child. You got to be. Yeah, you can see this. And I've seen those, those reenactments. Yeah, yeah. But you can see it in the comments. I'll tell you if it's fake or not. That you, that you can see it. Also, the way the guy reacts is very strange. Mm-hmm. Man, I know.

Feel the Brazil. There you go. This one says it seems set up the girl just hands her handful of coins like it doesn't even count any of it. Seen scripted. Oh, I can see. Filming. The whole thing is an orchestrated fake. It says this is stage big. Oh, I made it for an educational.

They click on the reply screen. Oh, okay. I'm pretty sure you're the one who's that live in the reality. Here's the second video. Good fine. Oh. Here's the second video, good fine. Oh. Let's see. Is it the same hot chick?

We'll find out. We'll find out. She's Brazilian. She's a spy in actress. She should talk about her. Oh yeah, there you go. I bet you'll look. That's the exact same, that's a different, you know this. That of the same girl. She has the same body. It's definitely the same girl

She's doing the same thing You know what she's doing. She's she's fighting the good Oh wait wait is that she's fighting the same car, you know, I don't like your attitude chin I don't like your attitude, and you're kind of like I like your attitude call this That's what running right there. Oh damn Okay, you know what most of the most of the abuse to children happens from family members people that know the child It was also sex trafficking. Yeah, but they they know that's absolutely real. Yeah, yep. That does happen. That's what's beyond terrible Boy, this is dark. Yeah, we got real dark. Hopefully, yeah, I'm glad that's fake. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And people can learn from it. People can learn from, yes. Yeah. Well, no, I was just really fucking touched the guy and killing. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted his death. All I do is all night. I couldn't say about fast, about fantasizing about killing him. My girl's like, you have to stop fantasy about killing that. I'm so, you were saying about killing. fuck up. That's what you're saying. That's what you're saying. That's what you're saying. What is an actor?

You're saying about killing that guy and then you have to think about, uh, fucking Steven Sagole fighting in Russia. Just two fake videos. Two fake videos. You're just so easily dude. Two fake videos. Two fake videos. Damn it.

You're an older by man. Yeah. Getting older. Mmm. That happens, Brian. You just watched the State of the Union? I do not. I'm not a Lakers game.

How was it? Anything good come out of it? It's just, it's just to put it down. I'm trying to say that if we come together, we can solve all the problems and make America the country. But I heard he acts like everything is all good. He sure does. Yeah, he was like, we're crushed.

He sure does, yep. It's really? Yeah, he sure did. He sure did. He's like, I'm absolutely crushing. Yep, damn. I was like, okay Well, yeah, it was an interesting. It was a feel good thing a lot of a pause breaks Then there was one point you say I like that he said I'm a capitalist

But you know, let's let's have the very wealthy pay their fair share He also said anybody who makes under $400,000 a year won't pay a dime more in taxes. I appreciated that I was like all right Yeah, that's actually true. We'll see Yeah, there's a lot of times they. I appreciated that. I was like, all right. Yeah. So if that is actually true, we'll see. Yeah, because a lot of times they just be saying shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was worried he was going to say some shit about Russia and Putin that we couldn't back up like saber rattling to the point where it was like, I'm working on it.

I'm working on it. I'm forced to. No, they, and then Kamala Harris, I saw one of the quotes you've seen. We're not sending troops to Russia. Because the problem is they had a meeting today though. I think they agreed. I hope so. I'm pretty sure they agreed.

These are new cranes mostly Russian. So, yeah. But the real numbers came out of civilians that died over 2000 already. That's how many? Yeah, holy fuck. Corned fox news over 2000. Wow.

The thing is, they were showing a lot of fake, so a lot of news organizations got duped as well. Because they were showing like, you should have been 2015 with just a bunch of missiles hitting. And they thought it was like a video game. And the news organization was playing it. And they were like, well, thought this is outrageous. But that's what we have.

What's the moment we've been doing? But have you seen the video of the Ukraine soldiers? They, you know, they just fuck up some Russian who's in a tank. Yeah. And then they jump in the tank and the tanks are like from the 40s. And the Ukraine is like, Jesus, look at this bullshit.

Has like cloth seats, just super old. But then they have. Like a lot of their equipment are really old. But they had a general on who said they also have these, this artillery with these missiles that can take an area of the size of Central Park and reduce it to dust in For sure literally a couple of minutes. Yeah, I guess it's they had another general on the like a current American general who's like this is big bad Russia. He was do you know what we would do to them?

Yeah, like he was this actually good for us to see. Yeah, we should not be scared of them anymore Well, they're like this is it. Yeah, also. I hate so do we though Brian my problem is like a show pro Russia kind of like generals Is it pro-Russian? No, I don't like a lot of generals who get on and who have There are a lot of generals not doubting Russia. I don't like I don't anytime I see military experts who are ex-military Yeah, like generals on different news organizations that CNN a lot of times you find out that they also have they also work for Defense contracts. Yeah, they have their hands and so they're gonna fuck more they make some money off it I don't like got it so I saw how you guys there's a How how irrock and air of god of summer hand? Yeah, I saw that a lot of people

20 years, so the people make money off wars. Yeah, yeah for 20 years Of course they're gonna be like you're skeptical because they you know, yeah, yeah, no, I don't trust them No, that's fair. I don't trust it. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. We would fuck them up though. Yeah sure But I don't I don't hopefully done come to that. Yeah, I'll be done come that. Yeah They didn't have a meeting you're gonna be not team Russia. Why? No, would you say to it? Yeah bring it up You're gonna be Team Russia? Why? No. Would you say, Chant, yeah, bring it up.

Yeah, you're terrified of Russia. Just trying to count loves Russia. You're a stranger. Keep repiting them. So it's almost gonna fucking make a meme of you. No, I just think I want there to be a diplomatic solution here. No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm bringing it up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think they had a meeting because it's night time over there, but they had one when we were sleeping. Did you see that that the Fucking neo-nazis in Ukraine a lot of them were getting the military grade weapons. So I'm skew was given weapons to all the All the citizens 18 to well, I think there are a lot of those neo-nazis Criminal gangs that were getting the weaponry and then they were shooting they were fighting each other for Territory, I seriously know we don't want that change. We're using the word from a fucking Ukraine.

Ukraine and Russia spoke this small. Well, Russia doesn't want these sanctions, man. The rubble fell 30% or something crazy, and it's a problem. Yeah, we're at, yeah, there's more sanctions being done as well. Free rush! I mean, Ukraine! It is Ukrainian.

It all comes down to NATO. Are you going to join NATO or not? Yeah. How old is this, Jen? Two days ago. No, that fell apart. No, they're very mad. Yeah, it didn't go well.

Yeah. And they didn't see it. It all comes down to what it might be. You don't be surprised if the east of Ukraine becomes Russia and they split up. You never know. But either way, Putin's like, you're not joining NATO. And that's the biggest thing. Well, this would always be.

And you don't want military bases. He does one American and European military weaponry on his border. And there's got to be a way to work this out. Yeah. You see the FOIL to plan to assassinate Ukraine president? They caught the guys? Really? Yeah, putting out a head out on that president.

They foiled the plan. Wow. Yeah. God damn. He's like number one on the list to come after. What a match. There it is. You'll be really embarrassed if you're an assassination team

and you don't pull it off, you know? Yeah. Uh, we're all aware of the special operation that was to take place directly by the cattle voyants to eliminate our president. The creative authorities have been tipped off about the plot by members of Russia's Federal Security Service who do not support the war. You got the elite? The group divided into two with one being destroyed.

The others under fire. Yeah. so apparently they took him out. Yeah Those those chatching guys, but you'd be like hey look at the guys with the huge necks and those chin star beards I don't think they're coming. That's going on. Yeah, that's so crazy, man. Hopefully it stops him. Yeah It's so crazy man, hopefully it stops him. Yeah, it's bad. There's this fucking, you can find the video on YouTube. This neo-Nazi guy, Ukrainian guy going, the West just wants to see the things we like to kill, we want to kill.

And so they're giving us our weapons and acting like they don't know us, but you know what I'm like, this guy is a total sociopath. Put him in jail right now. Yeah, this video's on YouTube. Yeah, you know what? So in what the Kings used to always do. So if your country, if you had your kingdom back in the day,

and an army was coming to take you over, the rulers of the, so you're, say you're surrounded and you know that chaos is going to happen. The rulers of that kingdom or that country, and they actually touched on it came with thrones, they would be like, all right, we know that the minute chaos happens, the jails are going to empty and they're going to cause havoc within our own population and I can't have these people. So the king or the rulers would be like, gotta kill everybody in jail. All the prisoners, all the thieves, all the

murderers, and I'll let out the prisoners to give them arms jail. Kill the prisoners. All the th- All the thieves, all the murderers, and I'm gonna let out the prisoners. All the people we know. To give them arms. That's the problem. Yeah. Not all of them, just like gangs. But a lot, but you know, they let out the, like, loose.

Yeah. The ones that are in like, maximum murders. They're not the, not the real bad. Yeah, they let out the ones who run like, petty crime and give them guns. Yeah. Like fraud and shit. Yeah.

Fuck yeah. Yeah. It's so crazy. Yeah. Fuck you, sakes. It's so crazy to me. All right, Jim, what do you got? All right. Uh-oh, here we go. Here we go. Listen, dude. I am a fighter, and I like to play.

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The amazing bambino. Amazing gambino. This is when Donald Glover was trying to be Spider-Man and it went to Andrew Carpio's instead. Really? Yeah. Anyways, I hope I had an upset near those two people. I know right here.

I know, I know. I'm intrigued. I know. I know. I know. He's intrigued. I was like, I was like, just play cool, dumb, be cool, be cool.

Don't act like you don't know Andrew Garfield. He went, be very cool. Actually, Andrew Garfield was in tick tick boom. Yes. Amazing. There you go, Brian. You know Campley, but got it sure don't you don't go Donald Glover. Yeah, Donald Glover, Atlanta. He can see his ass off He can and rap and I love that that one video. I never got over so so good. Yeah, you never got over I never I never

Hold on I never got over it. He's so spastic. But you never, hey, hold on. Go back. Go back. Ryan, there's no way to hell. You paid that close-intention. You know what I mean? You did get out of it. He's watching. You just faint. I never got out of it. That's how I get out of it.

I saw it once, I've never got over it. But look at how silly he is. Right, I don't know how much I believe your mushroom story now. That's true. Yeah. That mushroom's true. And I also climbed Big Whiskey Mountain.

I don't lie about, I'm not gonna lie about those dumb things. Like I actually did go, I always go to all the, I know all the jazz on the internet. It's just a hot second ago. I've never got a can see where I didn't actually go and watch jazz. I just can't name one. Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna do?

But I mean, I'm not gonna lie about dumb shit like that. What do I lie about? I'll lie about. I'm gonna jazz bars, but yeah. A lot of animal stories? You never know that happened. That happened, what's that? A lot of animal stories.

Yeah, like that. Yeah, that one story where he told us to crocodile about to eat that kid or something, he fell off the tree. It was lightning and shit. Oh my God, that's a real story. My favorite was that's a true story. I'm gonna jump to a hey, Brian, can you tell the story longer?

Yeah. No, I don't lie about that because that's something I heard, but it was like, for example, I'm not careful enough. So when I see, when somebody throw, you know, that thing with the guy, the thing that lands on the screen. I was like, I saw that and then you're like, but you gotta pay attention. What's so funny is you're so smart.

You're so fucking smart, but you didn't look any further into that video. That's the problem is I get excited and I'll just see it and I go That's true I think the problem is how much around social media. It's so strange to know if I'm on social media like take talk And like you just you just like a girl with a video like I get caught up 55 Yeah, I get caught up. It's fucked. It gets my brains. Well, you still on TikTok? No, I'm not on TikTok. I don't have TikTok.

Yeah. No, I don't have TikTok. I see one on TikTok. No, but you go on, I don't know what the dancers is. You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you're doing. Yeah.

Trying to sell tickets. I don't write it. When I go to YouTube though, you get that, you hit that thing where you say, oh, that looks like a great white shark eating a fucking porpoise like that. And then you're like, well, let me see what's after that. Well, they just, I think you just keep going to go on and going. Yeah, you guys doing parkour. What the fuck?

He's jumping. So, and that's what I'm used to. Well, yeah, I don't get it right. I would have got you. All right. So Apple has stated that they are currently stopping all of the sales of their products in Russia. Oh no. Yeah.

I mean, Russia's like, you have our phones, man. Yeah, I guess we won't get the new 13 Macs. You know, like, there you have their phones. There was a couple of businesses that... Yeah, a couple of businesses are coming out in support of Ukraine by stopping the sales of their products. Yeah, Russian, Vachan, America, the shut all that. Brian, that's what you said though, that's what fucks up a country.

You fuck up their... Oh, they're super fucked. Oh, yeah. Well, they're, they're, they're, they're assholes. They're assholes. I mean, dude. You hit the oligarchs where it hurts.

So they have all their bank accounts and Switzerland and everything. They have all the money. All that sees. They, we see their y'all. You just freeze that shit. They all that sees. It does not, yeah.

I mean, they might take over Ukraine but it's at a heavy price. Yeah, it's gonna set the economy back. And if you're a Russian expat, okay? So if you're a Russian business man, okay. What people don't realize is that you may have nothing to do with this crisis.

They make your life hell. If you have a business in London and you're a Russian guy, I promised you in that state. I promise the United States makes it impossible to do business. That's what happens. I know that for a fact. I know that for a fact. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Going on what Brian said, the NHL, like there's been like a bunch of, uh, because hockey has like a lot of Russian players and everything. there's been a lot of brands like CCM, regardless if they have any affiliation

with the Russian invasion, like if they say anything about it, they are banning, they're taking all Russian players off of all brand deals. And they're trying to do that just to put the pressure on Putin, K-Dude. Like they took effect in everybody. Yeah, CCM, Ovetchkin was in,

Russians are huge like brand, people for CCM, they're not using Ovechkin was in like, Russians are huge like brand, like people for CCM. They're not using Ovechkin or any Russian born player anymore for any of their promotions. They mass-match the whole thing. What's the whole thing? Like it sucks for them. Yeah.

Well, it's not only that. So when my dad was friends with an Iraqi guy, it's a businessman. He's fucking had nothing to do with this. He hated Somersen. But he was a powerful guy with a lot of money. And I think he had interest back in Iraq. Yeah.

And but he didn't like the fucking regime and his bank accounts, like they would, the, the, you may get in the CIA, I would fuck with you, like all of a sudden he'd be like, I can't get money out, they're stalling all my, my wives,

they would just fuck with you. And he just ended up being out of business. That's what you gotta do through the American government. You don't wanna fuck with the United States. That's what you got to do. If you're the American government. You don't want to fuck with the United States. We're gonna make it very tough. I mean, you're twisted.

We got some, you know, soy boys and that stuff, but when it comes down to the need, Gritty, yeah. Need a Gritty? But I, I think the idea, if you were in the deep state rooms and those private rooms, which I am and I'm not lying. Yes. I can't believe I said that.

I'll edit that. Anyway, say I was there. But I think what the idea might be is to make life so hard on questions and the oligarchs and it's all because of Putin's invasion that there's some kind of an internal coup d'état. Like all of a sudden they they kick him out They put and gets removed and a more west friendly Regime regime. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like that 27 years gangster. Yeah, yeah 20 20 over 20 years

Some of you he was also essentially voted in as president for life. Did you ever see, did you ever see the Putin sort of the inauguration when he had consolidated power? He ever see the where the car pulls up and all the people are sitting there as he's walking through the Kremlin. And like, I mean, you could see he was sort of like voted in to be president for life. Yeah. You know, he can handle it. He's doing such a good job.

You ever see that? You should watch that. He can't describe it to himself. Oh, it's fucking, but you see what a czar, it's a modern day czar. You see a modern day czar, where everybody is clapping for him as he walks in his suit alone,

all the way, all the way, all the way, all the way. And then Vlottamiar Putin and they announce him. And they have to go crazy. Oh, dude. You know, you know what Stalin used to do, right? Yeah. Yeah, you got to clap. You never stopped, we already told the story.

Yeah, you told us about it. And they clap like this, right? Everybody at the same time. I'm not stopping. I'm right now. Cause if you stop, you want me to stop laughing. You want me to be the last guy to stop laughing.

If he tells a joke, he would, he'd be there and he'd watch us how long he would laugh. Dude, if we're doing this, as soon as you stop, you go, hey, first one, kill him. Kill him. You would point Brian out if you got one there. Well, if it's me Hey, hey, hey, hey, he's the old man. He's so clever. He's a man's off

Did you ever see how he would help his his rank and file this inner circle would know they were gonna die? Who's all what do you do? Yeah, he'd do this. He'd walk down the way shake everybody's hand Shake everybody's hand shake everybody's hand and shake everybody's hand, shake everybody's hand. And then the one guy, his main guy, goes to shake his hand and Stalin just stands like that, looks at him, and just walks like this. And then they take him out the back and kill him. You see the guy go like this, see the guy go. Oh, I'd sprint out of the back. He goes like, dead, dead the next day.

Oh, yeah, but you know what's coming, escaped, dude. And you know why? Because you just did something wrong, you might have missed a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, but you did, you know, it's coming, escaped, dude. Yeah, and you know why? Cause you just did something wrong. You might have missed a lot of out. Yeah, so you're dead. That's fun. And also if you were standing guard, if you were standing guard by the door,

and they forgot about you, so you stand, nobody gets in. You don't, you can't pay. You 24 hours. You piss your pants. I'm gonna piss my pants. You crazy stories. I'll be a good soul. Crazy stories. First of all, who fucking signs up for this job? You don't. Oh piss my pants. I'm gonna piss my pants. Crazy stories. I'll be a good soul.

Crazy stories. First of all, who fucking signs up for this job? You don't. Oh, you don't. Oh, he's just like you do this. No, it's very simple. If you don't do it, you would do it. Do it.

You're gonna kill your, you're gonna murder your family. You made the list. Yeah, you made the list. He was shooting 1,000 innocent people a day at the height of his power because essentially what he realized, he was a true communist. He just said, so that I'm not talking about him with World War II then. If he was that,, he was a true communist, he just said. So the government talked to him. Who's the one with World War II then?

If he was that, if he was Hitler, originally he was trying to get Stalin to join him. Yeah, and then he betrayed. No, no, but Hitler betrayed him. Hitler betrayed him, so then Stalin was like, I'm rolling with fucking, well, it was really Russia's war. Yeah.

And then we came in the forward. The winner brought the Nazis to their knees, but Stalin, he was a true purist about communism, right? He believed that human beings and society could be perfected. He could create a utopia. The 20th century was all about creating perfection. Very similar.

Like in Hitler's plan. And so what happens though, he said, but here's the problem, and it's exactly what Mao did. He was like, if you like Mao killed everybody who wore glasses, why? Cause they read, and intellectuals, is it because they had bad eyesight? No, so intellectuals had already been, that's an eye sight though.

No, it was because. Cause they thought it was a flaw if you had bad eyesight. No, no, no, it was not, he's dead though. That's a different thing, but, but, but for Mao from Mao and for Stalin, the idea was this flaw if you had bad eyesight. No, it was not. It was not. It was not. It was not. It was not. No, that was the issue. It was not.

It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue.

It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was the issue. It was younger people. So he would kill entire families of the intelligentsia.

He would kill them all. The whole family. You were too educated. How would he know if you're educated? If you're like professor, if you're a professor, if you had a degree. Yeah, because he felt threatened by those guys, right? On land.

So with Mao, if you own land, if you are a landlord, they accused you of theft. And they would bring you before these sort of makeshift tribunals and they'd humiliate you and then they would shoot you. So crazy. Yeah. So Mal and South Malatayton, they never talk about him. Malatayton, who killed, I don't know, maybe 20, maybe 20, 30 million people, forced starvation and everything else. I just want to say I'm super blessed and super happy that I live in the time. You have to be cool, man.

I love the place. I love all of them. Cause fucking goddamn. Yeah. Real nice guy. Yeah, real piece of shit. So if you were just having to be smart and just fucking, he'd be like, oh no, no, no, not a fucking fucking.

They were radicals. They wanted to restructure society. They wanted to create utopias, perfect purity. If you, anybody who believes in purity is good. Oh, he's got a long run. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. 1970s.

Yeah. I don't believe he was 5'11", that's a lie, but maybe. Not a change. Not a change. Not a change. Not a change. And he was famous for saying, I was just a bunch of dead, a pile of dead people, stuff like that.

Nuclear weaponry. He let the West think you could. He's probably pissed off about a size, small dick, and then also his hairline. Yeah. Look, fuck you. This was cult of personality shit. He's hairline.

Wait, they got a huge statue for him? Oh yeah. No, no, it was demolished. No, I've been to China. They had sent they have statues of even statues. Oh, they got a huge statues statue for oh, yeah, no, no, it was demolished It's no I've been trying to they have statues of even Stuck statues. Oh, they still have statues of yeah, Mao Mao's for the other this a giant one demolished Still repair who did my boy John Cena like that look scroll down. I know so fine It looks great on soundcloud It looks great. On SoundCloud.

Look at Mao's hair though. Like hey dude. That's what I'm saying. It's all the way the world. That's what he's so mean. His hair, his body. First of all, if my hair was growing like that, I'd just shave it bald. You would think, look at that young sociopath.

That was the worst of them. They're stalling. Those two. They killed everybody. Those two. That is the worst there's stolen those two they killed everybody those two that is the worst oh my god Stalin was a fucking monster his own doctor said you should take it easy when he was 80 they killed him killed him Yeah, he was just you just who's after stolen? But Stalin was in a gang, you know, he was in a gang. Yeah, if you read his early life they used to you know

Rob and kill and steal and why he search Richard Nick the standing right there I'm a six feet eight so he would be 5'11 if it's actually well these guys are old They're both points they're a lot shorter but yeah All right, what are you at Jen? There is footage of a ranged man smearing feces on a woman in the Nothing gets stabbed though, you know, yeah, you're currently looking for a man. You can wash off Yeah, you gotta take some while to get that smell. Oh, it's impossible. You just got some hand here

Got some do get on your hand. It's a Mission impossible for two days. That's really poop It's impossible. It's mission impossible. For two days, I spent like poo, poo, poo. Like you get to your finger and it was like, where are they? There goes halves, there goes my way. You can tell you're mad at me, everything, it doesn't work.

I was always soy sauce on it. It doesn't happen before. Yo, get a fucking, my dog. So, if you just scratch your ass, it came over, dude. I would take my dog to Central Park and he would, she would roll in bomb shit Oh my god, sorry in homeless shit. Sorry in hobo shit She would just find it and we did we could hear her you just hear her like I'm like John say what the fuck me my girl

It was the worst and she'd be covered in fucking shit Yeah human there's nothing I mean I think when they did the smell test the human shit got like the number one most ranked So fuck the worst ratchet smell like literally you just scratch your ass and if it's a sweaty day, it's like okay I'm so like dookie for the next two days man Tonsy one day fucking ass My scratcher ass and maybe mistakes. Oh god You know scratcher ass and make a mistake dog. I've told the story before I'm nightmare my Worse human shit, and then you're driving

You can't shake it because you can't leave that that smell doesn't go away because you just don't human shit It has way worse than dog shit. I'll take dog shit over. Yeah, I don't want any just use the poopery before you take a shit man my my dog one time in New York right in where the fuck was the Chelsea Park or whatever right. He she with the fuck I came over and I'm having a New York song. She grabs her rat or she I'm throwing a ball. She grabbed the fucking rat. A big rat big New York rap. that motherfucker right in half. Oh my god I'm like John say shag shag right now Cush fucking right

Why I was like definitely shit got in my mouth. I was like I went and gargled was fucking vodka Oh, it's worth that people are into like shit stuff. Like sexually. Like scat babes. It's insane. I told you the first time I knew Rogan was a fucking nut bag when he had, he had, I ever tell you the story where he's like, he goes, stay out, stay out.

I'm like, what? This is when computers, I didn't know what the internet was. This is how long ago. He goes, you gotta see this. And he just goes, he hits, he goes, okay, come in now. And he hits like enter. And he goes running outside.

And I'm like a kid, he's going, hee hee hee. And I'm like, what? And I see this beautiful ass in this Japanese guy who's dressed like a samurai. And he's going, aw, aw. And I hear him going, hee hee hee. And I'm like, what?

What am I looking at? And just sure enough, she just shakes a tar right in his old mouth. Oh, he's like, aw, I was like, what? What am I looking at? And just sure enough, she just shakes a tar right in his old mouth. Oh, and I was like, and Rose was going, ugh. Yeah, I'm telling you that's the one thing like shit. It didn't make me gay. I've never been the same. That was what I said. I called you from two girls one cook.

I've never watched it. I know, I heard what I've never seen it. Oh, you never seen it? I can cup. I've never seen it. I know I heard what I've never seen it. Oh, you've never seen it? I can't. I'm just saying that was a death of terror. In college, we used to leave people's computers like their laptops on lemonparty.org. It's just three old gay guys, fuck.

Well, it's just one guy getting spit fired. And just the rinkliest guys in the world. All the best. Well, first time I really got to know Sasso, we're doing a TV show and he goes, and he goes, my dressing room, we all have our dressing rooms. And he goes, hey, listen, whatever you do, my computer's there and it's open.

And don't hit, don't hit enter because bathtub girl will come up so don't hit enter because if you hit enter, bathtub's gonna go, well, it's gonna come up. And I'm like, what are you talking about? It goes, my computer, it's just in front of your door. Just move it and don't hit Don't hit I'm like I Your piece of shit because of course and I just go answer

She's got well, it's a very heavy woman with goggles and a tube from her ass in her face and she's sure there's a lot of stuff going on. No, man. I've never been the same. No, my friend that calls knew if they put up any of that scat baby stuff where it's girls and shit. I'll throw up, man. I can't. It's the one thing I can't watch. I can't do it.

I used to cover my buddy, we used to do, like when you get like a gay porn magazine, you just take all the pictures out and you just put them up on the dressing room door, just cocks everywhere. The little thing, the weird thing about that, is your buddy clearly gay men would go to the store and buy the gay magazines. Yeah, you know?

You know what I mean? You had to go buy the magazine. You would go and buy the magazine. Or they have a subscription to it. Yeah, she'd cause some spider sense. Well, my buddy did that. Which is fine, I don't know. My coach, where's the end of the story?

I started that to me. Yeah. And he just had, he's definitely not gay, but he had, just, there were cocks all over him. Like I was like, this took you a long time. I just screamed his name too. He he he. When I was getting there.

All right, you guys want to see the video though? Sure. Oh, I don't know. And they blur out the girl. They don't blur out the guy, but they blur out the girl and shit smid all over. Yeah. Now where do you get the shit from? We don't know.

Apparently they tested it and it was confirmed to be human shit. On her face too. They didn't blur his face out because they're still actively trying to find it. Oh, I got you. They catch that punk motherfucker. Oh my god. As of now, no.

Oh, he had it in a bag. Well, he's not well. He's not well. You know, he had to cover some of the eatin' shit. Gosh. This is why you got a Kerry Pepper spray at a bat. I got a bat and six guns. No, she didn't have time for Pepper spray.

She's just sittin' it. I know. There's nothing she could do that's right. She knew that Brazilian lady to look out after her. That's what she needed. Yeah, I know. To go she could do that you knew that Brazilian lady to look out after her yeah I know to go show that mother fuck Brazilian girl to save me how do you how do you fight a guy kidnap me how do you fight a guy with shit you know fight what a fucking man a man would a beat a shank shit out yeah that's why he's these guys are coward yeah he's he's going after a fucking woman yeah Yeah, these he's like a troll on the internet. They were I may remain anonymous They know this girl can't fight back

That's him if everyone knows I was staying imagine if he gets caught his friends like what are you doing? Yeah, I don't know if he has friends But yeah, he has history of crazy Yeah, I wonder why he picked that. You know, schizophrenia hits men in their 20s almost always weird. Skits, Freddy's very common in men in their 20s. I don't think I was aware of it. 20s I guess and maybe early 30s. I don't know. What else yet, Jen? Oh, yeah. This is just a silly clip. I don't know exactly what's going on, but from the context of the video, it seems like this woman is driving.

She has a VR set on her, so she can't see the road in front of her, but I guess she had told the passenger to steer the car while she's using this VR set, but her feet are still on the gas and brakes. This is like what? But why do this? I don't know. I don't know what it is. It says the Metavers is live. Oh my god. Why do I do this? I don't know. I don't know what it is. It says the meta versus live. Oh Oh my god fucker Shit motherfucker like the fucking wheel yeah, Junior fucking asshole. What is the will have to do with the break? Mom mom Calm down mom. Hey mom. You're the dumbass. Yeah, why the fuck would you do with breaking gas?

Well, it's funny because she saw this, what she see. Hey, boy. So ridiculous. Yeah, dumb people doing dumb shit. Yeah. All right, we have some combat sports ones. Well, a lot of people don't like this. This is gonna happen this weekend.

We have the fight companion. The combing event is supposed to be RDA versus Rafael Feseve. Feseve got COVID. Got COVID. Yeah, so then the replacement is Hanna Tommuakano. And Islam Maka Chiv actually wanted to do it. Jump in, Tony Ferguson wanted to do it. So they would have been awesome fights. Renato? and I was like, I'm a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit. I'm a little bit more than a little bit more than a little bit.

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So this does nothing for me. I know it's a bummer. It's such a bummer. Because if they had Ferguson or especially Mochchev, you don't be so dull. Yeah, that was so dull. Mochchev's down to do it. He was doing for a big name. And they had Ferguson or especially Machachov, he'd have to be so dumb. Yeah, that'd be so dumb. Machachov's down to do it. And he's doing for a big name.

And they had beef before. Well, I don't, I wonder why the U.C. didn't pull the trigger. Maybe money, Machachov's more money. And that they're very delegated a ton of money already on the card, so like we're good, man. Maybe a, who knows? But everyone, if I want to end my junkies Instagram,

everyone's just, like, over thousands of comments. I'm gonna do them out. Bummed out, yeah. Yeah, that's great. But I mean, mean fight was about to be lit. I know Dude, it's such a moment. It's such a bum. But my Connor is a badass cuz he's it's a four-day notice fine from But straight from Brazil to fight our day. I Port, port, but Connor though, man like I know it's not his fault. I was like, oh this sucked. He's like I just already Did I know that it's not my choice.

What is already is ranking right now? He's high, six. Still doing it. Five or six? He just beat Paul Felder, split decision. Short notice though. Before that, he fell in some tough times. Yeah, six right.

Yeah, Mark Chavett, three. Jam, how was your Chandler? Food truck? Great. He's great. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, he's great. He's gonna fight Tony Ferguson X. Yeah, fun fight.

What'd be? I don't like seeing Tony Ferguson take any more punishment, especially my guy who hits like Chandler. Yeah, but they're both coming off losses, so. Isn't there... This doesn't the commission look at that stuff sometimes and say... Yeah, but they're both coming off losses, so isn't there This doesn't the commission look at that stuff sometimes and say look at what stuff The he's talking about like Taking the beating I just think he took I think he

We have stopped the guy from working though, you know, I'm saying like we can do so we make peace with family Yeah, yeah, what am I to. He has no other, you know, source of income. Yeah So we're gonna do price though, right? It's fighting a sports You watch the Super Bowl, right different how pension money, you know, yes, I know Tony for anything Comp said pretty well. Yes, CTE, but this is a little bit different I think we're happening him with Justin Gagey and stuff like that. I think that Charles Oliver. Yeah, but who are you to tell gay can't work? I'm not you know, I'm saying Yeah, you don't have to watch it. Just don't like it. Don't watch it. Yeah, it'd be easy for you. Don't watch it I don't let's not even fight this. Hey, look at me. You're gonna watch it

Get into it. Did you lie? And you're gonna watch it? You never been. Let's try you gonna fight this. Hey, look at me. You're gonna watch it. Get into it. Did you're a liar? And you're gonna watch it, you never been that jazz thing either. But the thing is you're, no, I don't, I don't, I think it actually kills you. No, you don't, you doesn't though.

Because you're a fake man with me in Chris for that. Because that's a pay for view. Yeah, I'll do that. Yeah, you're doing that. But then I won't watch it. But my thing is that I- Yeah, just put your bat when told by you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I lose a little, I lose a little steam. You know what, that's gonna make such a difference Little Steve you don't like seeing people get beat up like I guess I should say this I think I think you wish he had more you wish he didn't have to fight you wish you set fine Nobody gave more to sport. There's nobody was more dedicated. There's nobody was fucking so good I'll look at that winning streak nine fight win streak Yeah, and then to watch what happens to any human being when they take that much damage, there's a weird thing that happens.

It seems with fighters, I've seen it a thousand times where you have one fight and you just lose that. You just lose that extra thing. I don't know what it is. I'm sure scientifically it is. It's age two. Age. You know, it's gonna be good for so long.

You usually have like a three-year run. Well, we talked about it with Tim Kennedy. The toughest motherfucker in the world, and he was doing a thousand other things. Father time went, you fought Castlin, and he knew, and I think Tim was like, oh, I'm done, I'm out, I'm out here. I'm out.

But thank God Tim has so many other sources. A lot of options. That's a bummer, it's a shame to see. I love Tony though, I'll definitely watch that fight. That's the reason. That's not an easy fight either for either guy. It's a bummer. It's actually see I love Tony though. I'll definitely watch that fight. That's that's that's not an easy fight either for either guy. It's a good fight What else got you money Chandler yeah, that's my guy too. Yeah Tyson Fury says after his fight with Dylan light easer tying

So let me know Francis and God no, he said there's one special fight that he would do after not boxing boxing. A special fight. Oh, good. Thank God. Yeah. We don't know how Francis lose that fight. I love him. I'm with him though. What else he's gonna do?

Well, with the anti-Joslo fights out there, right? Like that would be so big, especially in England. That'd be the biggest fight of all time. He's, I wish that would happen, but. If he's done, he's done. As long as he's down to fight Francis, yes, I'm with you on's it. This is amazing. Well, I mean, he's got a hard I'm gonna die in the 51

Look at the young Got loads of cars and properties all over the world. It's gonna sit back with my hot bond pinnacle out of he might get super fat and bored And maybe depressed But that's gonna fight the final countdown. I'm done good for him though. That's all I want. He should be acting, he'll be amazing. Everybody wants him and everything. No, you don't have to do anything. He's $150 million in the bank. Yeah, you don't have to do anything.

But he'll probably want to be in some kind of a mix that's not boxing. He's a great figure. To where he gets a do- Yeah, he's a great figure. He's just fantastic. The best part is you don't have to do anything. Right, that's how this should end.

Like what a great story. He's got a great person now. I think people He could be a great speaker. Yeah, I like he's so good. Yeah, he's great Yeah, crazy I've tested fear open 150 mil my ears here's two grams I can't know if I can pay him enough. Oh yeah, there's 150 million like here's two grand. There's two minutes, man. I got this, man.

Where else you got, dude? Cooper Cup. My guy. What about him? I guess he was getting text messages from Peyton Manning for years, but didn't know it was him, because it was just a number.

And the guy would, well, he knows it's Peyton now. He was just showing the picture of Cooper and Peyton together, sent in that, but he just thought it was some random guy sending him. It was like, whatever weirdo. That's getting a lot about defense. I'm so worried. I got a message from a random number of the picture of him back to the Manning Pass Academy and I was like, that's so weird who would have this picture.

I'll be back to the message and they all line up with certain events. We see each other, so I think I've been bouncing Peyton Batman and my entire. That is fucking fun. That's hilarious. You can't ghost. Pain. Wow. Now the thing is the paint just stay on it like keep her at like he said for years. So it's got me. I mean, it's like two or three.

Yeah. Congrats, man. Whatever lose. Yeah. That's pretty funny. Um, this is a little Yeah, that's pretty funny. This is a little older, but I wanted to show you guys, this is in Australia, I guess, this is a higher end restaurant that's banning people

that have tattoos or heavy jewelry. Really? Cause they look intimidating, they said. What's heavy jewelry? I'm, this is an Australia. Like, Christian? I thought so, I'm thinking. But I mean, I don't see that as intimidating.

Tattoo is not a thing, I'm intimidating more. That too, man. But is there their choice. I'm not a soy boy rest Yeah, who fucking wants to go there? What people don't want to eat cuz guys with tattoos walk in are you is this? Yeah What's double-base but Dwan but Dean bad one bad one bad one better when it's Sinny Australia. I'll show you the late bad to heavy jewelry and designer clothing I Don't know what so far where's nice clothing. That doesn't make any sense at all

Can you see the honors are I think it might be there might be Orthodox they might be Muslim and conservative or something like that. I Don't know I'm just guessing there might be more it might be like I'm sure yeah, all right. It. It might be more. It might be like, I don't know. I'm sure you're right. It's a Middle Eastern restaurant. It's handsome. It also operates as a nightclub.

Oh, they're, they're, they're, they're not, they're not, they're just regular australian. And it's in, and it's a nightclub? Mm-hmm. That's really interesting. You think people get intimidated by tattoos? Is it a weird color by a million dollar business man? Is it a weird publicity thing do you think?

No, because I feel like it's gonna hurt. Yeah, because who's gonna fucking go the handsome guy? Jeez. I wonder why he does that. They said they marked on, it was because of intimidation. They don't want other patrons to be intimidated by other people coming. No one is, I know.

I don't think of a bitch. You gotta be. Yeah, that's too much of your intimidation. You're fucking stupid. I know I know I think of a bitch I don't get it I might be a fake story no, I saw I hope this is fake See here's on daily mail you know they're I saw it and multiple articles eatery and nightclub zone by millionaire Julian Tobias Counts ten star Nikki car know his director among its clientele? Weird, man. It's like it's like some some restaurants you have to have a blazer remember back in the day probably not a lot of restaurants back in the day They would have a blazer for you if you didn't have one sometimes really. Yeah, yeah, happen to me. Yeah, yeah Got to wear a blazer the designer clothing thing doesn't make any sense though. That's the only weird one

Well, they were like in April full stroke, but they're not Yeah, yeah You don't want the fucking patrons to be yeah, I don't make any fucking sense. I think I has all the job Yeah, he's got a very The director of what? Thor Ragnarok and Jojo Rabbit. Oh Jojo Rabbit. The Thor is a guy I had a mouth but Jojo Rabbit I'm right back in. Oh Thor Ragnarok is so good. I don't put a guy came from space as a cape on him out. And he's dating Rita Ora.

I believe so. There was a headline about him, Rita Ora recently, where they were on a film and it was like them making out and then there was another girl making out with them too. Oh, I remember that. You remember? Yeah. Yeah, he gets that.

And it's Thor movies. This guy's 102. He's a quick one. So he's winning gold medals in his bracket, which is 100 to 105 year old. I can't believe they even have sprinting for 100 to 105. I know, right?

Yeah. I have skepticism. How fast does he? Hey, man, I don't like a you and chin or show. No, this one's a real article. I've never got a dupe, I see that. And that's why I have skeptical, hip-o-ice now about everything.

How's this time for you? At 100 to come 100 years old. I could run that backwards. At about everything. How's this time for you? At 100. It took him 100 years old. I could run that backwards. At 102. Is there a thing about him running? Dude, I smoked this guy. Yes you would. I'm trying to get the gold.

You gave him with your bad mouth. There he goes. About you aiming to 105. Dude, I'll fuck you. Oh, look at these motherfuckers. I'll pull a Joanna man and fucking get all crazy. It's impressive. He's able to run.

Yeah. 102, yeah. Not bad looking too for a 102. Joanna man and fucking get all it's impressive. He's able to run yeah Hundred two. Yeah, not bad looking to for a hundred With heart like that that's some Pictures with the ladies He's in shape. Are you think he's gonna run like that? No, absolutely not smaller people live long-wonder Oh, yeah, that's his dogs. Those are dogs. You won the gold, huh? He's the he wins all of them and One of the big fans of the show who does memes a lot Adam and Tality

Score world. I forgot. So he sent this in for you guys. It's just a Rachel Ulstovich appreciation. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate it. There's this one. Yeah, she fights in bed. There you go here. But oh Jesus. But she, her man is the pro ball safety for the chargers. There you go. Yeah, he's a stud. Oh, thank you, sir, for sending me. Go back to those pictures. The girls. Thank you, sir, for sending me go back to those pictures the girls Yeah, there's a whole situation going on there. I love it. She's not fighting anymore. She's in bare not Yeah, she's in BKFC. I said thick ground. She just beat page. I think yeah, she beat page and last season Yeah, she's gorgeous Absolutely not why right?

She's gorgeous. Is she a russia or something? Absolutely not. Hawaii, right? Yeah. She's Hawaiian. Rachel Austavich. Yeah. So I'm gonna go write her name. I wonder if she's from Kazakhstan or Asian way or something. Right? Just, I'm gonna make that call. Look it up.

Look it up. Watch this. Austavich is definitely not. No, just look up. You know, just go to Rachel Austavich is a Wikipedia. Yeah, because she's born in Hawaii. Yeah. Or she lives there.

My wife originally, your parents are from... Osivage is definitely not a Hawaiian name. I'm with Brian on that. Yeah, their parents might be from Kazakhstan. First life, all right. No, you go up to like early life. I saw that. It just feels like their family shit.

She's born in Hawaii. She's going down, Jen. Yeah, she's the prettiest fighter on the planet. Just person, it might be somewhere in the personal life. You can see the personal life. You can see, you can probably see, those are sick. You can see her.

You can go nationality, you might find her. Or type in parents. Nope. Rachel Ostevech, parents. You're listening to a nationality as a man. You have to look up ethnicity. Yeah. I'll DM an asker.

Thanks, Shippah. Not there. I think we just look at the last name of the list of it. You can find it. No. All right. Yeah, Brian name of the show you find it. No. All right. Yeah, Brian's the one that really wants to be typing Rachel Osovich ethnicity something's gonna pop up.

Hawaii. I bet. Hawaii in the United States. And then let's see what says. People ask his Rachel of the Osovich Hispanic to what says. She says born in white. And then her dad was super Hawaiian. That's her boyfriend. That was the bad person.

All the who beat her. Yeah. Yeah. His Rachel off switch. Phil, if you know, you know, look on that. No. It just keeps. It's a might be a mystery.

Maybe she doesn't. Maybe she was adopting that. She's Hawaiian. It gets. She might be a mystery Maybe she doesn't maybe she was adopting but she's oh wine is against She could be a dog The lot of questions and why break. Oh, no, no, I'll answer that no Yeah, but you know that right you know that buddy You're stupid conspiracy All right. All right. All right.

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Your man is a super baller. Is he? That's it, she. That's it. This is a small one. It's not the safety for the chargers. Yeah, super stud. That's it.

That's it. That's it. Is it the charge and more for Batman? Yeah, they're gonna's it. That's it. That's it. Is that the charging more for Batman? Yeah, they're gonna try it, because I guess they do it in Europe for different movies to charge a little bit more. I saw it, it's gonna be charged like 1899 for Batman. It's a dollar more than whatever regular things.

It's a dollar more? Yeah. That's cool. But still 1899 is crazy for a movie theory. Are you cool? 1799? No, I don't like it anywhere near that. Wait, that's how much movies are nowadays?

Not apparently. Just regular ass movie. Yeah. You want to go see movies seven dollars. That amount of dollar more. Seems like a good deal. Really? You want to move this a lot, right?

I stopped going to movies that way. I was like, I'm going to get a movie. I was a kid I went all the time. And then my, don't time my ever-go-the-moves now is taking my kids to a kid movie. So you go quite often now, all right? No, maybe one, three, two months. I don't know, that was not a seven-kid dog for a movie.

Exactly, I didn't go for years and I started going again and I didn't realize how much of a freaking price jump it is. Can you find out what the temperature in Appleton, Wisconsin is right now? Sure. Negative seven. Let's just say we're there. There's a lot of daggestanians.

Hey, you know who's from Appleton, Brian, you know who's from Apple Tim Wisconsin? Who, Deany? Uh, is that right? Yep. The magician. You're right about that. Yep. 30, you're not saying that.

Oh, damn. Oh, overnight's 15. That's fun. Damn. Hey, you're gonna, you're gonna love that club. This is not snow. That club is a lot of fun. At least there's no snow.

Yeah, I had a great time at that club. No look no snow Yeah, uh and for me brines and getting a freezes ass off in how we can Next Wednesday's Shobbon friends of Hollywood improv and also next week is Nashville Tennessee Zainey's March 10th of the 12th And then Chicago's March 24th 26. Mm-hmm. Get your tickets at thickboy.com. I'm in Alpacán, Wisconsin with J.S. Nellis, Thursday Friday Saturday, this Thursday. Phoenix, Arizona, stand up live next weekend, March 11th to the 13th, by the way, that's Friday to Sunday.

I can't believe it. Louisville, Kentucky, Louisville. I'm coming to your horse farm. I got J.S. Nellis March 17th, 18 Jason Ellis March 17 18 Miami Florida of course and always March 25 to 27 it is spring break in Miami. Oh, we were there last year for spring break. I myself a little air B&B We're ready. Yeah, okay March 10th through 12th I'll be in a poppin-ass Springfield Missouri Missouri at the Blue Room Comedy Club, and then April 8th

and April 9th, Salt Lake City, Utah, wise guys, Comedy Club. Any guys been to Springfield before, Missouri? Never. I've not, and I was supposed to do that. Is that where the Simpsons is based out of? That's what I was talking about. That's what I was talking about.

The Springfield Illinois too, though. There's just Springfield a lot of places, but I think it's Springfield, Missouri. How weird is it on your, hey Mr. Conspiracy, how weird is it, with the Simpsons, they predicted Trump. They predicted Ukraine, Russia. Like they're predicting all of it. They did?

Yeah, I'm it. Who did? The Simpsons, the cartoons, they predicted all of this. Wow. Well, it's a man, I'll be honest. Springfield is an organ, you're social climate. Check it out on rock fin. We had a great podcast yesterday.

Yeah. What was about? It's just we it's WWE. Because Sam will come at me with some consensus. I know about what did he come at you with? He came at me with the fact that that Ukraine it was a kingdom called Kazaria and that this was written

a long time ago. And I'm like, all right Sam, well here we go. What was written? This war? Yeah. And I'm like, all right Sam, here we go. That was written. This war? Yeah. And. Have you, this is a weird conspiracy and maybe it's conspiracy. But a lot of the Russian troops of the Ukrainians caught, they're like, we were told this is

a drill. This isn't war. This isn't a takeover. We're told this was a drill. Oh, I've heard something like that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A bunch of like, whoa, what the fuck? Well, a lot of them.

These are real bullets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, a lot of the Russians, you know, the problem with a lot of these are real bullets yeah yeah a lot of the Russians you know the problem with a lot of those Russian guys is that they when you're on the eastern side they have girlfriends they're all they all go back and forth they all feel like they're Russian so what happens is they're there and they're like well my girlfriend's right she lives in that fucking building you know that you get a block percent, yeah. But there's been a lot of them like, whoa, this is the actual takeover war?

It's not. And we thought this, we were told this is a drill. I don't know about that. I don't know. I don't either. There's been a lot of things. But I've heard it, but not like, not like, not like, yeah, I don't know.

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