The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 778

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Starting point is 00:02:01 which I don't believe. Don't believe that. Is that my blood work? No, no, but I'm just saying I don't believe it's natural What are they have eating? Yeah, or like just inject this in your ass. It's natural They gave me clomaphine clomaphine. Oh, yeah, that that masters on pregnant alone Okay, they're trying to restart your test. Yeah, they want your test What your balls will prove that's where your test. That's what comes from. So a lot of times when your Tessies will shut down.

Starting point is 00:02:26 Yeah. So they're trying to ramp those bad boys back. Naturally, yeah. They say it's natural. Your balls are heavy right now. They feel pretty normal. But now you say your testosterone is up double? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:37 It's over a thousand something. It says it's over the maximum or whatever. Oh wow, so your daddy's popping. Which I'm like, I don't feel any different though. Daddy's red like. He said they'll take a month or two. You're like, no, no, a thousand's cool. You know what's cooler than a thousand?

Starting point is 00:02:51 What? A thousand. Is that safe? I think it would be cool for you to try out. My last night, I didn't take testosterone, but I had what's called a deep tissue massage, like a deep tissue one. I haven't had one, I don't know, fucking year and a half. I'm on a deep tissue massage like a deep tissue one. I haven't had one

Starting point is 00:03:05 I don't know fucking year and a half. I'm on a plane. You know that those fun You know what you love the planes. We have thick two planes. Where'd you fly to though? We're up that Wisconsin. Okay, so you got no direct cuz yeah It's happened. What's got to fly to Chicago? Chicago in there. Yeah, you'll wait and then you know that Chicago airport is tough and I couldn't find food Yeah, it's just like you just so daddy got daddy got home had a massage now. Do they come to the house you went to like massage? They came to the house. Oh? You really yeah now now now now this is my girl Gina who works on our boy a brown or tega People she's fucking great and she's a sportsman so she knows some shit. Yeah, she's getting into my hips

Starting point is 00:03:39 She's getting to my feet my calves and I'm you know feeling it. It's a real massage It's a real massage and It's a real massage. And that is not emotional. That is not emotional, but I got done and I was feeling, I swear to God, maybe I fell asleep a little bit or something, I started to hallucinate. I said to Raga, I think I'm hallucinating on the fuck and she goes, well, you are, it was weird.

Starting point is 00:03:59 I go, yeah, I feel like I was hallucinating. It was a weird feeling. I'm holding the baby, I'm sitting there watching TV, and I'm feeling weird. Fuck him. I don't know what happened. When you get those deep tissue massager releases a ton of toxic. Is that what it is?

Starting point is 00:04:14 A ton of toxins. Dude, that's why a lot of people on massagers get sick. I'm telling you, that's what I'm supposed to do. I'm gonna start you nose starts running. That's what happened to me. Oh, that's what I'm supposed to do. So I'm really going, I feel like, I don't know if I'm gonna cry or I'm gonna start sprinting.

Starting point is 00:04:29 I don't know what the fuck was going on with me, man. I'm watching this French TV show called Lajones, where they, it's a family that sells luxury stuff in the Netflix, doesn't matter. Anyways, I take, I don't know. I'm gonna cry watching that. Carry on though. And then I go to sleep. And I had the most insane dreams. And one of them was the most horrific dream maybe of my life. I go to sleep.

Starting point is 00:04:55 And nightmares. Bro, the nightmares, there is a demon woman in a tree. And I'm standing like that and I can't move and I'm looking at her. She's in a room. And I'm going to sleep. Yeah, nightmares. Bro, the nightmares, there is a demon woman in a tree. And I'm standing there like that and I can't move and I'm looking at her. She's in a tree, dude, and I just see her take her finger. This long, creepy finger. And creepy finger.

Starting point is 00:05:15 And she sticks it in. She has a nail. And she sticks it in my mouth. Pierce is my tongue. Oh my god, was it Pelosi? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know you're not. It pulls me. And I'm getting my tongue. Oh my God, was it Pelosi? Yeah, I don't know, you're not even able to tell me. It pulls me and I'm getting my tongue pulled towards her.

Starting point is 00:05:29 You can move. Dude, I couldn't move and I'm telling you, when I said that, that dream lasted 17 hours. Yeah, you can't get out of it. I couldn't get out of it. I think, is that sweet problem? I woke up like my girl said, you woke up and went, oh, like that.

Starting point is 00:05:44 Well, hard path on the masseuse now. Yeah, I don't want those Nighthors I said she had a finger in my mouth now I'm my my she said my girl was like what I scared the shit. Do you feel better though after the massage so much better? Yeah, so much fucking what'd you think of apple to? I? Loved it you like it had a plan cute little town cute little small town Well, the town. Let's not a narrow world. The town, let's get, let's get. I'm talking about the town. I'm talking about the town.

Starting point is 00:06:07 Is there a coffee shop? There's no coffee. There's one. Dad is inside that hotel. Dad, he went to Copper Coffee. Yeah, yeah. Good stuff. That's the one, Tommy shop.

Starting point is 00:06:15 Yep. Homegrown on a place called Tempisk went down. I need one. Yeah. You stayed at that hotel right there? I need my coffee. Yeah. I had the gym in the hotel.

Starting point is 00:06:24 It was fine. Yeah. And it was actually kind of warm. Kind of warm in Wisconsin. So it did a little walk around the uh, the river there. Yep. And then wrote and performed. And it was fucking great crowds. Sounds not. I like it.

Starting point is 00:06:36 Yeah, the crowds are great there. And conservative crowds. Jason Ellis got up and he has a wolf tattooed to his head. I love Jason. Yes. And he's fantastic. And he told his stories, which are not for the faint of heart.

Starting point is 00:06:47 Good stuff, but not for the heart. Especially if I'm assuming if they're not familiar with him, it could be a lot. Well, they, it's a conservative test. Yeah, they were all like, okay, wow, they did great. You know, David Lucas, monster comic, monster, and we'll go into some towns and, you know, his materials, tough.

Starting point is 00:07:03 It's great. There's nobody better. As far as like in your face, like some polarizing. The world are very conservative. Yep, and they're like, uh-uh. In places you would see. Oh, Oklahoma.

Starting point is 00:07:13 Yeah, that's when I get this jersey. Oh yeah, we wouldn't. And I was gonna go his trumps, he's gonna crush here. Uh-oh, no. No. To certain spots like no sir. Yeah, Oklahoma's, they're too,

Starting point is 00:07:23 I went back to the hospital. I went back on New Summing Garcetti on stage on Friday night my mom's and my aunt's came to see me do stand up I had this new bit on Garcetti and newsome and the crowd was tied on that stuff Is that right? Yeah, I went oh, we got newsome fans. Is it possible that I know this is gonna be oh, sorry It's gonna sound constant. I didn't know newsome, Gersetti? It's possible. No, they did. You think? No, Nuffa's death silence, all good. You guys don't get the reference.

Starting point is 00:07:49 Oh, I got to go. When it's, oh, I'm like, oh wow, really? Oh, shit. They're pretty good. There's 14 Nusom fans. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, it's weird, right?

Starting point is 00:07:59 Very interesting. My mom was laughing. I did a corporate gig. One of my first, yeah, my first corporate gig. You should've, Those are Mr. Corporate guy. No, those are funny Well, cuz like it's like we're obviously you've done before but correct me if I'm wrong. All right And it was fine. Yeah, but good money after yeah, exactly good money Nothing wrong with it, but you do that. It's like no, I was like no, they get you to do it

Starting point is 00:08:22 But did they ask no, they actually didn't oh, that's like, no, I was like, no, they could eat a day. But did they ask? No, they actually didn't. Oh, that's nice. So, they, like, when it comes to material, they'll give you about 20 minutes of listening to it. And then after a while, they just want you to make fun of everybody that they work with. That's what I felt. I don't know if you like that, if you, Because they love, they love, they love,

Starting point is 00:08:42 like they eat it. The more personal, well, it's like in saying saying jays wife has a Retrie in Santa Barbara every year is actually here during my birthday. Yeah, and they always bring a big comic that does these there that Michelle Woff and Jay said nobody was better than Michelle Woff. He goes. He came here It's all these business guys and suits everything and they're with their wives and she came out out the gate And she's like she was like how awkward is it you guys are thinking about your side pieces She goes she goes wearing Santa Barbara. I'm sure last time you fell as we're here. You weren't with your wives

Starting point is 00:09:16 I'm like and Jay was like the guys were dying But he said like the husbands were like try not to laugh Yeah, yeah, Jay was like, she was just like, let them the fuck out. Wow. She's such a beast. Oh, God. She's one of my favorites.

Starting point is 00:09:30 But do you feel that? Because you've done them, right? Oh, yeah. I got a taste of that because I said, I went, they said, go bad on some of the guys. You can't think of the guy with a huge head. I was like, and I was talking and I stopped And I was like now how am I supposed to do my act and how am I supposed to concentrate when that guy has a head like

Starting point is 00:09:55 No So when you die can I haul your head out? Yeah, your head could house a family of four for real I was just doing the stuff they were fucking dying. I just kept coming back to his head. Like I'd do a set and I'd be like, dude, your fucking head is in the way. But did they say, I've got an office for corporate gigs and then they give you a rundown like, oh, make sure you Brian likes to do this.

Starting point is 00:10:16 Yeah, hey, hey, hey, I'm not. So they had like, they're like, Brian needs that apple piece. They had fun with that. Yeah, I don't really, who was it? It might have been Sagitt, it might have been something who said to me, I always feel like I'm being rented when I do a corporate gig.

Starting point is 00:10:30 Yeah, I never forgot that. And I was like, I don't know. But some comics are, but they, but they, but they, don't give it all, they were all great people, they are all super nice. Well, well, I, it was, it's a corporate gig. Yeah. Be let's take a little break from chat about, you know,

Starting point is 00:10:42 birds or dinosaurs. Can we talk about dinosaurs? Can we talk about hair loss? Cause I'm losing my hair. I was gonna say something and I need some help. You know I was gonna get you for my birthday, which is very soon. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:52 I was gonna give you the gift of keeps. Keeps? Yeah, they offer a simple way, due to simple, affordable, stress free way to keep your hair, but you gotta keep what you have. So, yeah, well, of course they do. I know a lot of men lose their hair. More than 50 million men in the US suffer from male

Starting point is 00:11:07 pattern baldness. I'm one of them. You're not lying, dude. So, I need five star reviews. Yep, that's my friends I keep. Plus, it's low cost treatments are just 10 bucks a month. I need to get a virtual doctor consultation. That's what we're going to do for you, man.

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Starting point is 00:13:36 Yeah, you gotta be gonna be a good look like an adult look at me right there, but I was a real happy I thought I loved it But you know it's the same as all the other videos. No, bad. I was just saying. Watch me jump in the air, Brian. No, but Chipel, you're acting like I haven't seen hardcore concerts before. You haven't. Really? I was never on the stage when the Chromax player...

Starting point is 00:14:00 You weren't. You weren't on the stage when the middle of the meds player. No, I was there. No, you said no. You lied to me. No, you lied to me. I didn't cry. We've been out you weren't you weren't over you weren't No, you said no Even dove I promise I did you want me to call John Joseph right now. Well, he got a new number You think I knew I have his new number. Oh, you do No, but I don't John but chip this bash pal, but the with shapel. You know, I love is the side Yeah, I love that let but the with shapel you know I love is the side yeah, I love that

Starting point is 00:14:28 I know but It's cool what he's doing though. It's really cool. Yeah But what I love is that we proud of your son is what all I love the diversity of the crowd the crowd. He said, he said this in his group text. I just put why. Yeah, he said, why? Well, but you ever see bad brains back in the day. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:50 Yeah. So bad brains, what about, tell me about bad brains, Brian. Well, bad, bad brains was, so, so bad brains, bad brains was like those guys who were, they were black and they played for white crowds, okay? I got it. But, bad brains, bad brains was a ground breaker and I can't remember the guy. What was the lead singer's name? HR.

Starting point is 00:15:09 So HR had a meeting with, I think, Warner records or some huge records and they wanted it to take them to the next level. They're like, they're like, whenever you hear like this, chili peppers or you hear the crow magax talk about, they all talk about, everyone talks about, it was bad brain. In the pictures, I don't know, they're amazing, in the pictures, they look reggae, yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:32 They do have something, they're so unique, they were just, but they, that is a hardcore band. Yeah, that's cool. And also, they still do it. The way they would perform was crazy. Yeah, it's softly. But you know, HR, so he had a huge opportunity to sign

Starting point is 00:15:46 with this record label back when it made everything. Well, I mean, a lot of folks, he famously just, he just didn't show up. He just said, no, I'm not doing that. You don't want to sell a soul. It's not even selling a soul. It's much like, it's like what we talk about here. It's like, they're in control of everything that they do.

Starting point is 00:16:03 When you kind of get into that certain world. Yeah, bosses. You got bosses. They were the first ones that I got that PMA, that's, but bad brains from what I've heard, I've only heard John Joseph talk about it a lot because he knew those guys. I think he wrote it for bad brains.

Starting point is 00:16:19 But bad brains, like John always said that with, they were kind of the first band or one of the first few artists Who literally were way before their time because they didn't have social media? Yeah, but even back then they were like no, we're gonna try to do this all Anyone in hard was way against the machine the machine way over. They were the big Because it's weird to be raised in a machine, but then you know later, no, I'm not here.

Starting point is 00:16:48 No, he's talking about like, I'm saying did they do the same thing? Were they independent? No, they were. Were they independent? I don't think there's no way they sign with it like, so you would have been a version of it. I don't think they want to be.

Starting point is 00:16:59 There's no way. With their shit, there's no way. Yeah. The easier way to do it is if you go to their discography and it'll tell you like, if it's part of a major label, like it'll be like MCA or Geffen or whatever. Actually, they might have been part of, well, Tyler has pictures of Mao and his fucking.

Starting point is 00:17:22 But, no, a lot of those bands, I think it was just like Put rage against machine record label. Yeah record Epic record it's pretty big. Yeah, they were here. Yeah, it's so it'd be weird that Revelation they were too big not to be there. What what records were on epic? They were tibic not to be there what what records were on epic Hmm, I don't know but but bad brain, but they haven't put out a record him was such a seminal band I mean they had I don't know you knew about them. Well, but that's my generation in New York That's all that you know, I when your friends with all those people. That's what they talk about those people Fugazi remember Fugazi

Starting point is 00:18:02 Do I remember for that? Oh, that's shit at my generation. Yeah generation yeah, no, no, that's fair epic has to have a Scott Camille Cabillo French Montana future making trainer that that lead singer of bad brains like his performance Like back in the day was like like it fucking intense really he would go Offense like one of the best for the and drugs or no no really I don't know I actually don't know that was it The HR the lead singer bad. It's like I think it's just performance. I think later. I don't think you got an air one Yeah, I don't know something happened. I know you I know he was like homeless for a second. Yeah. Yeah, he is Oh, do you think they do now?

Starting point is 00:18:42 It might still tour go to What do you think they do now? Not much. It might still torque it. Go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go to, go went brain surgery. Yeah, there you go. You also suffer from skits or too. That's tough. Yeah. Okay. What like, well, shout out to HR. Yeah. But no, it's it's fun. It's fun doing that shit though. Like I do.

Starting point is 00:19:13 I like seeing you do it. Yeah. Yeah. You have more coming up. I have my own band. We're playing March 26th. Yeah. In Orange County. Is that when the King's on Schomburg?

Starting point is 00:19:22 Yeah. It's our first show. Chroma. You want to stay on this? Okay. Well, he's got a clip of that. No, listen, go to YouTube, shit. No, we won't be able to play any of the music. We'll get demonetized. No, absolutely not.

Starting point is 00:19:38 Please don't. I beg you guys. All right. Unless you want to work for free, fellas. All right. Be your mister in the fight campaign. I missed you guys. You would have liked Josh Barnett. I loved Josh.

Starting point is 00:19:49 Dude, he knows history like him. I heard I would have liked him. I love Josh. Yeah, because his name, the warmaster came from a rock band. I have a metal band. Yeah, a metal band. Boltthrower. I think so, yeah, that's what he said.

Starting point is 00:20:03 But he was saying, yeah, very, very smart guy intelligent. He lives out here? Yeah, Hollywood. Oh, but he was saying that one of the scariest things that, because it's time I'm on me doing stand-up, and because he was like, you're tough with me, like you have bigger balls than me, I couldn't do stand-up. He's like, the only one time I got in stage is some big band, that band, asked him to get on stage and saying, and they called him out in front of everybody. So he was like, I got up there, man, that band, asked him to get on stage and sing. And they called him out in front of everybody, so he's like, I got up there, man, it was, he was like, not for me, dude.

Starting point is 00:20:28 It's nerve-wracking. And it actually kinda is, cause you're just like, I mean, it's not stand up. Yeah, it's not said, and they want you to bring so much energy to where it's like, I don't know, I don't know, explain it, but it's, it's a lot different.

Starting point is 00:20:38 I get a lot of them, I get a lot of them, I get a lot of them. He's breaking down Romania, and then, you saw him out, Ukraine and Russia, and then he's been in Russia a bunch of times Yeah, he's probably treated very well in Russia. That's what he says tree like a king out there. Yeah Oh, you big motherfucker. Did you almost fight him?

Starting point is 00:20:55 Not really we never had a contract in place, but people thought we didn't like each other But we've always had mutual friends. Yeah, who'd be like oh you and Josh get it because he's a gear head He loves cars. Oh wow. Okay. We'd be like, oh, you and John should get it because he's a gear head. He loves cars. Oh, wow. Okay. He loves cars in whiskey, just like me. Dude, so he has his black belt in whiskey. Like the shit he was talking about,

Starting point is 00:21:12 I'm drinking his war bringing it right now. Go get it. But he has his black belt in whiskey in cars. And I said, dude, I'm not a gear head like you, but any car from like 97 up, I know my shit. I can't you know Switch out or put on a turbo supercharger and he goes you don't have to man that doesn't that's not the definition of a gear head Mm-hmm. You're a gear head if you're you know balls even cars like you are

Starting point is 00:21:34 Yeah, just cuz I can do it myself and all that stuff doesn't it doesn't mean yeah I feel like he deep dives and anything. Oh, yeah, like you know, he's recommending books to Matt and shit and anything else. Yeah, like, you know, he's recommending books to Matt and shit. Is he around your age? No, how dare you? No, no, he's 45, I think. Oh, really?

Starting point is 00:21:51 Yeah, he's older. He's got a good sense of humor to him. You're gonna fight for 25 years. Oh, shit. Yeah, he's such a top three of all time. Yeah. Oh, it's great for 44. Yeah, he's just a warrior.

Starting point is 00:22:02 He's a warrior. He has a death of dope name. He has a long beard. That's a does a dope name. He is a long beard now. His nickname used to be baby face. Valor high school. Is that in Louisville Kentucky? No Seattle. I think it is a rust learned high school.

Starting point is 00:22:13 Yeah. Yeah. I want the grace to ever do it out there in Seattle. Wow. Yeah. Look at him. That's a jaw. That's cool.

Starting point is 00:22:19 He's called baby face. And then they switch it to a warm master. Warm master. He's just such a good dude, man. Yeah, he really is. He was great on there. I mean, you know how it is, you know, you know, with fighters and like,

Starting point is 00:22:29 I'm like, all right, I'm like, all right, I'm like, you don't have to carry this thing, but dude, he carried it. I didn't have to do any. Yeah. It's funny how it got me thinking about when you said, he said you're tougher than I am. Like, I think part of being tough is being able

Starting point is 00:22:41 to step out of what you're comfortable place, you know. Mm-hmm. Yeah, taking know. Yeah. Taking chances. Yeah. Or just getting into a whole new thing. That's really, really not easy. Very people do that.

Starting point is 00:22:50 Most people have a, but most of us kind of like stay. Stay in the comfort. Yeah. Even though we have like the feeling to want to do it, but you have that fear, like, I was super scared. Yeah, I don't want to. I mean, at one time that there was this, we had that situation where somebody was trying to fuck with you.

Starting point is 00:23:04 And I said to them, I go, I said, listen, you know, he's not going to do anything to you. He's not going to do it. But if you get his attention and he puts his attention on you, I promise you, I promise you you're going to get him. You're going to get him. No, just it was a thing. It was a while ago.

Starting point is 00:23:22 But I remember, and you know what I'm talking about, and I remember I remember I said if he's he's you can do whatever you want. Yeah, yeah. But if he has no problems stepping into a very uncomfortable place, and you do, and he'll take you into deep water where you don't know how to swim. I'm not talking about fighting this with someone. No, no, no, no, and I think that that that that's probably a definition of what makes you tough. And you know, you were willing to act, you were willing to stand up, you were willing to do whatever the fuck it takes. And then you get really focused on something because you have a thing and things couldn't be going well, better.

Starting point is 00:23:56 But it's like, if you get his attention, if you get his attention, it's gonna be, well, you're gonna be in, you're the guy, you're gonna grind him in the mouth. Yeah. No, that makes sense. Yeah, you would have loved Josh though. Yeah, Josh is Josh. And Josh, I think is very comfortable in combat.

Starting point is 00:24:13 He's very comfortable in conflict. He's, he's like, he, I talked to him about it for a little bit. It's like, he feels like a modern-day samurai. He's just a modern-day samurai. He did bare knuckle and pulling. What the fuck? He's just, he's just a modern day samurai. He did bare knuckle and pulling. What the fuck? He's just such a badass. And then I go,

Starting point is 00:24:30 And then he tapped me here on Gracie. Yeah, and I tell him, I was talking to him and I said, when you go out, anybody fuck with you? And he's like, I'm not that famous, dude. So sometimes guys,

Starting point is 00:24:40 well, and he's talking about, it happened years ago, these guys stepped to him. And it was like three or four guys, and he goes, about it happened years ago. These guys stepped to him and it was like three or four guys and he goes, you better go get more friends. And he said the guy was like, what? He's like, I'm telling you, better go get more friends if you want to step to this man. Really? You have a good day. You imagine? Yeah. You're like, you got to get more friends. And then he goes, he goes, I always try to de-escalate everything goes. And obviously he's very, his vocabulary's fantastic. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:06 So, he elaborates like, basically, he, like, we're gonna sell this with violence if you want. And also, I'm my black belt, name a discipline. I have my black belt in it. Yeah. So, you can do that. Yeah. He told the guy goes, but I'm telling you,

Starting point is 00:25:19 I have to go get more people for him to go. Well, also, you're gonna get your neck broken. But imagine the four of us are in a room and you're fucking with amigos. How scared did you behave go? How many come with four? You're gonna go and get more people. You'd be like, excuse me. You know, I had a...

Starting point is 00:25:35 I was like, okay man, have a good night. That should be a line in a fucking movie. I was in college. I never... I mean college and I'm with four of my friends. I'm the only guy who did any kind of tight guandoe wrestling or anything, but none of us were, we were all fucking regular sized guys and stuff

Starting point is 00:25:54 and I never forgot, my buddy starts, the guy kind of cut us off, it was one dude, he was probably 40, 40 years old, maybe like Josh, 44. And he cut us off, this words exchange, I never do this, but my friends are smart ass. And he starts fucking talking to the guy. Like a hot guy. Yeah, and the guy goes, oh really?

Starting point is 00:26:20 Okay, well, I'm gonna fight you. And he pulls up to us and he goes hey pussy's I'm never forgot this. I'm like this. I'm always in a good mood But he was older and he goes you put your hands on look he goes like this he goes no, I'm driving I'll gyro He goes hey, pussy's Pussies pull over Pull over right there. I'll fight all you. Yeah, let me get that. Let us stop you.

Starting point is 00:26:45 Dude, I was like, this guy knows some shit. Yeah, no, yeah. Also, this guy's not a compliment. Also, he's a grown man and I'm 19. There's just something about that. Like, you know what I mean? I was like, I've probably seen some shit. Yeah, old dad string. Oh, dude, thick.

Starting point is 00:26:58 Just rough looking. And I remember that he kept pulling. I'm going, pussy. You know, you're just, you're right. I was like, what's his name? Like the radio, is this the,

Starting point is 00:27:10 I respected the shit out of, oh, no, oh, and I just was like, even if we do, first of all, my friends are all not doing a thing. So all of them were like, it's just me and him. I'm like, this guy would fucking,

Starting point is 00:27:21 he's gonna pick me up and throw me on my head or kill me, or whatever it is. He had something going on, but I, it's true. Do you remember when I for weary? I forget where we're at Were you with us when we I think it was Milwaukee and we're crossing the road like everyone's crossing we're crossing some guys You know you have to wait for the the crosswalk and then you can take a left and there's just this dude and like you know Some gangster and a 300 C. Christ or whatever where he thought was a royal's voice but I never been to Milwaukee. Okay, so he's trying to go and then he runs in on his J. J. Heads because hood is kind of what the fuck and

Starting point is 00:27:53 the window and goes real very clear not like shout out goes all fucking kill you and then I went oh oh no. And then Jay was like, do something. Fucking do something. And I look, I went, what are you doing? I went, are you glad if you're mind? But you just know you didn't go, you can let him win. Yeah, there's a key words. And I'm not, I'm not, he was like, I'll kill it. Very rolled it on the window. And then you see this black kangaroo. Then we go, I'll fucking kill you white boy. And then I thought, well, that's game set, match. Check it. Let's just get on the move go. I'll fucking kill you white boy. And then I thought, well, that's game set, Matt.

Starting point is 00:28:26 Check it. Let's just get to the comedy show. Go. Hot head. Fucking dude, so pull over. I'm like, are you stupid? Are you stupid? That guy clearly means it.

Starting point is 00:28:36 You know what, I got mad at this weekend. I'm an applicant on Crossed in the street. This place called Hyde or whatever it's called. And the guy in a pickup truck, I just kind of crossed the street and he was coming and then he goes like this, right behind me, I hear him go, use the crosswalk, dip shit. But it scared me, but it was loud.

Starting point is 00:28:55 I got startled. I went in that train horn. I was so mad. I was like, you fucking asshole. I didn't say anything, I just get running but I was like, you get it. Oh, God, he got me. He startled me. Use the crosswalk. I didn't say anything. I just get running. But I was like, you can't go on. He got me. He started on me. Use the cross. Well, I know I got started. It's mad at that. I don't know. I mean people in small towns. That makes it now

Starting point is 00:29:12 I just people who are asked. I think people in small towns. Opportunity. I got here like you're like you're everyone's J walking. Yeah, but like if you're like in like you said Ableton those people are probably like yo use that use that fucking crossbow. Nice people. Nice people. A lot of trails though. That's all you can do. So like, I can bike, right? Well, yeah, well, like a walking trail. I didn't touch on stuff.

Starting point is 00:29:32 A lot of people walk. It was too cold. Wait, what was the hotel you said? They said it was warmer there. Yeah, but not warm enough to just be scrolling. Oh, see, I was there in the summertime. It rained at one point. Yeah, it's different.

Starting point is 00:29:43 Yeah, it's different. I mean, I go to Springfield in the city this. It rained at one point. Yeah, it's different. Yeah, it's different. It's different. I mean, I go to Springfield in the series this weekend. You guys ever been there? I, the blue room. Yeah, yeah. No, but I was supposed to go and then I couldn't. I thought I was going to say the blue.

Starting point is 00:29:55 Where do you fly into? Springfield. Massachusetts. You know, it's a big airport. Yeah. Oh, it's a direct flight? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, no, no. No, that's a Springfield. You fly to Boston. direct flight no no no no no no

Starting point is 00:30:05 now that's a spray the block of the Boston no i know right here you're not going to be a sprayfield Massachusetts no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no I'm gonna wrong place. How do you have to get there? What are you doing? I'm flying. What are you doing? But two planes? Yeah, it's a flying, a Dallas, they fly. It's a real tough one for me. It's a tough one. You guys are a bittersweet,

Starting point is 00:30:31 but you guys know anything about Springfield? I don't know. I mean, I like Missouri. Missouri's great. Oh, it's great. It's like Table Rock. It's great out there. Missouri's great.

Starting point is 00:30:38 Cold. I know, it's gonna be good. I gotta Phoenix this weekend. I gotta get your hat. Oh yeah, my dad. I'm gonna be dead. I'm gonna stand up, lie down. I'm gonna tell you my dad my dad's gonna. I got him

Starting point is 00:30:45 Yeah, I'll let you know what night he wants to come. Have you done Louisville? No, I thought you did no, that's a new club No, I did I did somewhere in Kentucky You did he did Lexington. Yeah, I did no that Louisville Dougie was great. Yeah, the Derby. Yeah, look at talking Derby. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's right up there. It'd be fun. Yeah, I'm in Nashville with Shane on short flight. You don't realize how far Nashville is. It's very southeast.

Starting point is 00:31:13 This is true because you're out of the East Coast, Bob. In fact, I think it's East Coast time, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's not what I'm saying is though. Yeah, that's great. Last time when we were flying home, we had hot chicken that weekend. My man, soon as that plane took off,

Starting point is 00:31:29 oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like, hey, I don't shit my pants. Oh, did that hot chicken? Right. Was that that when we're not? Yeah, we go from Nashville. I was, we went to like three different hot chicken restaurant. Jesus.

Starting point is 00:31:43 Oh, then, yeah, I mean, cat-cat-cat. Yeah, cat-cat-cat. Yeah, cat-cat-cat, yeah, cat-cat-cat. Yeah, then yeah, I mean cat cat. Yeah, I can't really hot one I was like, yeah, we went for it. Yeah, we were for like the hottest one. Yeah, remember cat was the green one Cat got twist dude. Yeah Roll it on me drop. Yeah, jelly roll. Yeah, yeah, text jelly roll to show wonder. Yeah, he's the best. Yeah, I love I love Nashville That's just gonna be out there. He's gonna jump on the shows I love Jeff Jeff FaceTime. He's the best. He was in Florida. You know despite you're going to yeah Jeff FaceTime me and then Rapp report FaceTime. He was in Pittsburgh. He faced Tommy too. He always face Tommy for UFC fights

Starting point is 00:32:20 I every asked him every time you know we always talk to do it I always decline the call and go watch the shop show. He's like, okay. So I can't ask you about the fight. Did you watch him? Yeah, I watch, no, I only got to see him. I only got to see Kobe and Mazda. That's fine.

Starting point is 00:32:35 I thought you really need to see. Oh really? I was like gonna watch the whole thing, but I was gonna do it. I had Chale Sondin on it. It's morning on shop show. Because he's really close with Kobe. Oh, you did?

Starting point is 00:32:43 Like breaking down like, what's that? Oh, very close. Yeah, I was surprised. So was that what you thought? Same state. That bad blood was very real. Oh yeah, they hated each other to this day. And yeah, that was a manufactured.

Starting point is 00:32:53 They were like, you weren't surprised by the... Really? No. It's just hard to sell that wrestling. Kobe's the best, well, the way on the plant. Not named Comma, who's... Yeah, yeah. But that's what me and Chailworth are like.

Starting point is 00:33:03 He's in a weird spot. So you'll see leading up to the fight and even after. Like he's in a weird spot, so you'll see leading up to the fight and even after, like he's like, oh, I'm a fight Izzy, I want to fight Connor, I want to fight. Who was saying that? Colby, he's like, I want to fight. He wants to fight Izzy?

Starting point is 00:33:15 You want to fight Izzy? And then he said, no, Dustin, he said, then he called Dustin Porry after the fight, and then Dana just keeps shooting it down, and I was talking to Chail about it, because again, he's very close with Colby, very close. And he was like, but think about it dude, he's in the weird spot, he's the number one guy

Starting point is 00:33:29 that our sport really doesn't give a guy a third fucking fight for a title. So he's like, he's the best, but he's not Kumar Usman. So it's like he's trying to get the fight. So he wouldn't fight Usman a guy. He's gonna have to win one more and then get the Usman. Yeah, it's just tough. I think he fights the winner of Hamzaa versus Gilbert.

Starting point is 00:33:47 That's what I was gonna say. And that's a fight, that comes out fight with him. I just, he's scared. That's his fucker. Oh my god. That'll be a fight I'm really. Oh, wait, what? Hamzaa.

Starting point is 00:34:00 That's the newer guy. Hamzaa. Yeah, Hamzaa. Hamzaa, yeah. He was fighting at 85. I don't know how he gets down to, he's very tall. That's the newer guy. Hamza. Hamza. Hamza, yeah. Hamza, yeah. He was fighting at 85. I don't know how he gets down to, he's very tall. He gets down to 70, which is gonna be a hell of a cut form.

Starting point is 00:34:11 Does he have a clip help? Yeah, yeah, okay, okay, no, he's a- He is a fucking savage. That's how much. So before he was this kind of type of duty, he's that standing, but lives in trains in Sweden. Yes. And so there's all these mythical stories about him and training.

Starting point is 00:34:25 So his coach will say, we've never seen lose around a training. He's gone with, and you know our camp alliance, which is one of the biggest. Okay. He goes, you know our camp in Sweden, like we have monsters. He goes with everyone.

Starting point is 00:34:36 Heavyweight, slight heavyweight, middleweight, destroys every way. You've never seen lose around. And you're like, yeah, all right, whatever. But these stories keep popping up, keep popping up. And this coach is like, no, no, no, those are all true. Chale, when I had him on the show, he was, yeah, I was actually in Vegas at the UFC Institute

Starting point is 00:34:54 and Hamza was training there with Gustafin, a bunch of, a bunch of guys. And he's like, they asked me to come. He's like, so I was gonna come in and go, can I bring a camera and they're like, sure, whatever you wanna do, Homsa doesn't give a fuck. So, Chale said he was gonna go there

Starting point is 00:35:10 and he had to work for ESPN. He's like, so I couldn't make it. He was, but when he got done, I attacked somebody who watched it and he was like, hey is it true? Homsa, it's just that much of a beast and the guy responded, you have no idea. God damn.

Starting point is 00:35:24 I don't know who's gonna beat him. I don't either I don't bet a bit against anybody with a chin strap from anywhere like church Doggiston I know who else has been his one-seven-year-old Colby Colby. Yeah, smart He's fighting Gilbert Burns. Yeah wonder boys there. It's a stacked pocket and burns. I know pump Burns is not punk. It's just a bad match. But I think Kobe. Kobe stay, I think Kobe should stay at 55. Yeah, I'm pure. He's 70. No Kobe. They fought at 70. Those guy. Kobe only fights at 70. He's not 55. Wow. Yeah, he so he the

Starting point is 00:35:57 reason that I like I get it. He wants doesn't probably to come up to 70 to fight the Superfight. But Dana's like, all right, so you fight that then what will we do with it. We go from there. Yeah, but if I'm Kobe I'm like, well, what am I gonna do? Yeah, I'm not obviously comarls fighting Leon Edwards next I don't want to sit around him way. Yeah, I guess I'll fight the winner of Muhammad or the winner of Gilbert Burns and Hamzat So you know, I just don't have a

Starting point is 00:36:21 uh, Hamzat. So, you know, you just don't have a, Hamzat burns as a fight. Yeah, because also Hamzat, as much as Ron is chinstrap in Harry Nuts, which I am, we just don't know yet. He hasn't fought like the upper echelon guys and Gilbert burns the upper echelon guy.

Starting point is 00:36:35 He also, we haven't seen him in championship rounds. We haven't seen face diversity, like, we don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm all in. Yeah. I don't know who's gonna get it. Yeah, I feel like, I think he gives everything. I don't know who's gonna get it. I think he gives it. When is that included?

Starting point is 00:36:47 He's got that, I think first of all, it's that Russian sort of like Greco-Sombo wrestling that a lot of guys. He's daggis danian. I think he's from Chatchney actually, but it's the same thing. But he's studying, he's the Russian system, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:00 And a lot of those folk wrestlers and freestyle wrestlers, unless they fight internationally, our wrestlers internationally, don't, haven't seen a lot of those transitions, that chain freestyle wrestlers, unless they fight internationally, our wrestlers internationally, don't, haven't seen a lot of those transitions that chain wrestling, it's really hard to keep up. Sure, but there's nothing better than the guys come up. Like him, like,

Starting point is 00:37:12 he's like, he's like, he's gonna do it too. I don't know. I'm still, he's just gangster. So before he was, I was telling you,

Starting point is 00:37:20 before he was in the UFC, you remember when Conor's talking all that shit about dagostanians could be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He flew from Sweden to Dublin to beat up Conor McGregor. He was going to his gym and was arrested by the Dublin security at the airport

Starting point is 00:37:34 and was like detained for like seven hours. No, like you can't come here. We know what you're doing and then so they sent him back home. That was, he was like 2-0, 9-0 in the UFC, he was just flying there, was gonna show up to Conor's gym and fuck him up. Yeah, he 2-0, 9-0 UFC, he was just flying there. He was gonna show up to Connor Jim and fuck him up.

Starting point is 00:37:46 He's no, he's... Those guys don't play by the same thing. They're just guys. So it's like a, it's a, it's a, it's a whole way of life. What, where does that Jorge go from here? For personally, I want to see him just be famous as shit and make lots of money. We have to fight.

Starting point is 00:38:01 We have to fight. Yeah. Yeah. He just signed the third biggest UFC contract ever. Not retiring. I love it. It's not ready for nothing. It's not like he has damage either.

Starting point is 00:38:11 He's taking a lot of damage for that fight. He's such a... No, I could see a Conmergiger fight with him. He makes the most sense. That'd be great. You think that's gonna happen? I do. International fight with July.

Starting point is 00:38:21 Wow. Why don't they do the... This may be a dumb question. Don't hurt me. But why don't they do the this maybe a dumb question don't hurt me But why does he why don't they do the Diaz Mosvittal very fat? Yeah, I mean for the most part just kind of beat a Mass as a bad I think Diaz would take it but I think then do Diaz Portier Conor Mosvittal. That's what I think Diaz Portier. Yep for international so what Kobe calling out Portier like the poor is not that weight level or weight no Yeah, for international fight. So what Kobe calling out, uh, Pory, like, but Pory is not that weight level or weight.

Starting point is 00:38:47 No, he's not it. So what's the point of calling him out? Just a super fight. Trying to get money. Okay, Kobe just wants fame and money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't blame him. It's also like you're there.

Starting point is 00:38:57 It's like, what else am I going to do? Fight these young lines that come through the rankings? He's got to be, I think until tomorrow, it was my retires, which he's grumbled about. Yeah, or like, you know, but do they fight again? Right?

Starting point is 00:39:10 Yeah, do they do it? Yeah, I think what's gonna happen is in all actuality, I think what happens is homes out beats Gilbert Burns, and then the UFC's can go, okay, Kobe, we got one for you. If you beat him, you're guaranteed a title shot and then Kobe would take it. Kobe just needs some direction.

Starting point is 00:39:26 Right now, it's just he's trying to throw all this mud at the wall, hopefully some sticks and land on the moon. But I think Dana's gonna like, if harm's I get by this dude, then you'll fight harm's out. Not gonna lie for the title. That makes sense. I like watching a fight. Who, Kobe, Fox, yeah, yeah, I like watching a fight.

Starting point is 00:39:42 He's incredible. Yeah, he's incredible. It's like, it's like cool to see his dance moves. I don't know how his's incredible. Yeah, he's a credible. It's like it's like cool to see I don't know how his cardio. Yeah, oh so crazy Same this cardio is how crazy his cardio is that good? It's not how morals is better That's that's even crazier nuts and tomorrow can't run look at all the muscles Yeah, yeah, too. Come on is bad. Neesey doesn't do row doesn't do you can't these are bad? Freak wow

Starting point is 00:40:04 So yeah, so then so who's been just chills until no? He doesn't do road, he can't. He's an easier bet. Freak. Wow. So yeah, so then, so Oosman just chills until... No, Oosman's fighting Leon Edwards, I think, in two months or so. Oh, okay. What do you got on that? No, no, no, no. The guy, the other guy, but he hasn't had rustling, I guess.

Starting point is 00:40:17 So it's a different thing. Holland was, he's just physically so gifted. Oh, Holland, oh yeah. He's got a long ways to get. He's got a long way to go. He's got a long way to go. No, he just got there, right? So he's coming physically so gifted. Oh, hall, oh yeah. There's a long ways to get to these guys. He's got a long way to go. No, he just got there, right? So he's coming off two losses,

Starting point is 00:40:29 cut to 170 and just got his first win. And he was in some trouble. Yeah, he was. But no, he's got a way. He's got a race. That's always got a right. Yeah, no, I love Kevin Holland, he's a beast. But like, he's on the kind of scene with those guys.

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Starting point is 00:43:03 Who? Oh, Christ Mitchell. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, undefeated 15 and one great kid. What a great. He's getting shit because you know, he's talking about the government and Vaccines and stuff so he's getting a ton of shit. I don't know what's going on in Ukraine, but I'm if you come to Arkansas I'm gonna dig my boots and I'm gonna fight for the people I love him. No, that's not what he said No, no, no, that's not what made headlines. No, you're talking about the post fight. Yeah, no, no, that's not what coming before that No, no, he went on aerial and you know, guns and trouble first. Oh, he didn't mention saying that no one's gonna take his guns away He would actually literally die for it

Starting point is 00:43:36 Like You start about the government and how it's cropped and And Which I actually like because I like guys with colorful personalities. And it's also like, we want to be the NBA. We interview the guys like, you know, we've trained hard, you shoot the balls. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:43:55 That's fucking amazing. I'll take a point. That's why the music is so big, man. You get the person out. If you don't agree with them, it's so fun. It's so fun. That's the best. It's so fucking fun.

Starting point is 00:44:04 One of the things that he said that was controversial is that the Las Vegas shootings, which was horrific, he said it was an inside job. Oh, Jesus. But the reason, so his reason was because the government has been trying to take away our automatic rifles forever. So they're trying to do it,

Starting point is 00:44:19 give it a reason for them to be like, oh, you can't have these rifles because it's so cheap. It's a conspiracy theory, yeah, for sure. have these rifles because it's so deep. Yeah, they think, yeah, it's a conspiracy theory. Yeah, I think there's more than one shooter. They're out there, he's just gonna play with it. And then also he did it right before that big law was passed, right? It's a coincidence.

Starting point is 00:44:35 But now that we know the government and all this other stuff that's going on, I'm starting to open my eyes a little bit, open the door a little bit more to conspiracies. No, that was crazy. That was shootings I don't, because I don't think, no, that was crazy, but yeah. Like, like a Sandy Hook with, you know,

Starting point is 00:44:49 that is insane. Kids, kids, people in the world that fantasize and do mass murder. Mm-hmm. And those kids were younger kids too, but they didn't. That guy did that. Sandy Hook, his name is Ian Crenn to do it,

Starting point is 00:45:01 and he brought a bunch of guns up there. I'm surprised it hasn't happened before The San Diego I'm saying the shooters They were like teenagers right now is a guy I thought I thought those two teenagers One guy who's 63 years old Oh, you didn't grow up by there. Yeah, right? Oh, you grew up by? Yeah, it's like 10 miles from me. Our school shut down. We didn't have to go to school for a week because there's, where would you say you're higher?

Starting point is 00:45:28 I was 99, I think. It was eight, grade I think, or maybe ninth, but I remember our school shut down during that day because there was something going around on the internet, even back then that the more schools were gonna happen. So we just had the whole week off, it's kinda lit, but super sad. Right, that's super sad.

Starting point is 00:45:44 That'd be fucking heavy. I remember watching it on the news yeah color has some shootings yeah oh yeah the fucking one at the movie theater yeah Batman right was my mom that's my mom was moving to the core what's this what's this so there was footage of Drake putting a bet on the Colby Mazda at all fight and he put $275,000 down for Mazda at all to win only for mosved all to then lose and people are blaming the loss on the drake oh they always this is also the wall c-hots for uh... at b r underscore betting

Starting point is 00:46:16 that's not drakes money this is a promotional stock i guarantee you drake input two hundred seventy five of his own money up can't eat and then also the way he can make the most money was by betting on Mosvidal to win via finish. So this is just a publicity stunt to get more people betting. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:35 But also if you were to put on Colby, and what he represents, not gonna make much headlines, this makes headlines. It's good marketing, we're talking about it. But Drake didn't put 275, and listen, I love Mosvid with all I fucking love that dude. I would not have put fucking a thousand dollars It's just a terrible match up. Okay, you know, it's just

Starting point is 00:46:54 But the only thing I hope is they were training partners. So it's a little awkward So Moss will might be able to get a flying knee or something, but stylistically when they were training partners I wonder if When they were training for that long, did one guy always get the upper hand? Or was it always even, we don't know. But remember, they would do wrestling and sparring. I'm sure in wrestling.

Starting point is 00:47:14 I don't know what those patterns and all that. And they know what those ones good at, but the one thing you can't stop is wrestling. Well, in your two-time all-American, I didn't know Kobay's pattern was that hot. Pack 10, I had no idea. Organ state, yeah we're gonna state. Yeah, what else you got to be or even say after the fight He's like oh, yeah, Kobe still a bitch, but that bitch can wrestle. He wrestles that yeah, that's why I want him first Hums hot. Oh, yeah, I'm talking fucking

Starting point is 00:47:40 You know, he did I think the whatever submission submission on the ground, just a wrestling thing against... Jack Cramanston. Jack Cramanston, who's... Oh, he's a 180-5? Cute. She what happened to Jack Craman. I did not. He spiked him on his head, baby.

Starting point is 00:47:52 So you never felt that kind of like, right? Yeah, and he was like, I don't know what... He probably, he was like, that's not a flex thing. Oh, dude, just grabbed him and Molly walked him. Yeah, that's that fucking... No, I've never been more excited for a fighter ever. I mean, they're honest. So, I'm so... If you lose, I'm... If you lose, I'm, he's so sad. That's that fucking I've never been more excited for a fighter ever If he lose on me so sad me too. Yeah, so sad. He's fucking talking to Dana while putting what's his name into that? He's like, oh, he's on

Starting point is 00:48:14 I'm Hey, here you go and then one after he picks him in the bud joking around. He's like Such a beast. What else you got? This video is going around the internet. People aren't sure what's happening because they don't know if it's real or not. It seems like two Russian men are creating. I was just saying this is Russia all day.

Starting point is 00:48:34 And then there's a bear in the mouth. It says Russia written up, there's a black bear, there's tattoos, there's guys with snow. It wouldn't be more Russian. It's got the Russian Orthodox cross on his back. They're in jeans This is Ukraine, right? Oh knows. I don't know. Hey play. This is real. What's the bear? It looks real as fuck. It does is that a guy in a bear suit. No, that's a bear. That's a straight up bear

Starting point is 00:49:06 It's just the ab workout for homeboy. Yeah, that beer's like, yeah, get it, man. It is. I don't know. Who works out with a few questions here? Who works out like this? Who films himself workout like this? Why is the beer shaking the tree? Like the fan-in-the-sheet? Yeah, the way this article is written is really funny.

Starting point is 00:49:21 They're saying that this is the power of communism and starts putting up a random Chinese monks getting their balls smacked. Oh yeah, yeah. Let me see that, Jim. Oh, awesome, those guys. Do they suck them up? Because you can suck your nuts on.

Starting point is 00:49:32 No, apparently you can actually get them so hard that they look like they're made of stone. This guy is out of this fucking. Gosh, I always thought that fighting style was so fucking legit. I thought they could just fuck up anybody Man, what's our roll? I want a stick. I know That's really good peer test. I'm

Starting point is 00:49:59 Looks like it turned the thicker guy dumbest shit ever. Oh my god All right, let's get these dicks ready. Not to be fair. It's a dumbass shit. Smaller. Smaller bass. What is this? What is that? That's Korea, dude. Damn it.

Starting point is 00:50:18 Oh, I think the crowd's fake, right? It looks like North Korea. It's a crowd fake? I can't tell. Because the way it's edited, it looks fake. What is happening? What is happening? What's he doing? They're pushing that metal spot in front of each other, like to push each other's

Starting point is 00:50:36 next. What should make sense if it's North Korea? What's it looks like? No, no, no, let's not do this. God, they're just looking for any form of entertainment. I would never do that. What are you talking about? What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:50:50 What the fuck? It's not gasp like that, huh, Christian? It's not. It's just not. I just never seen it. You never seen fucking David Blaine do that? You never seen David Blaine do that? That's not David Blaine.

Starting point is 00:51:02 Hey, man. Is this some wild shit? Yeah, I don't know. Wait, there's not David Blaine. Okay man. It's just some wild shit. There's more. Let me see, Jen. Oh, this head. Oh, this head ran right through it. All right. There you go. Oh, that flying gear is pretty lit though.

Starting point is 00:51:18 They hit their arms with a hammer. Oh, do they break their arms? I guess not. That's his hand. That's his hand. God, how bored. God, I don't feel on those nails. Oh, do they break their arms? I guess not. That's his hand. God help board. God, I don't feel on those nails. Dude, how border are they in fucking North Korea?

Starting point is 00:51:30 Oh, look at that. That is North Korea. That's what we have Kim Jong-un. This has to be propaganda. I feel like there's not a real crowd. No, so it is basically propagandist. It's trying to show the world the half-strongly are, which you don't really know.

Starting point is 00:51:44 Do they realize that it's doing the process? That this is a couple of them other fuckers. Yeah, it's just doing the opposite I get back to America's like what the hell? That's how you want to show strength. What's that one says these folks are a different level? That's gasoline. I see this is pretty dope What where is this pants? That's a car watch What there's bored man, so there's a bomb in that car. Why don't you know with any pants? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:52:25 Why boys built their class? See this one? I can watch this. Can the fancy this just? Yeah, I don't play the music. It's just all white guys dancing. What's he doing? Dancing. He's having a great time. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh, he even danced though. There we go. Sort of. There we go. No, he can dance. I mean, all the other things to do is behind them. I like to get in the hat. Yeah. Yeah. This is what people do at raves now.

Starting point is 00:52:50 Yeah, that's what they're saying. I bet that Jay, they used to have the little brake lights and do you know eight. This is what they do. They call it shuffling. Yeah, shuffling. Yeah. The black girls are like, okay. I know.

Starting point is 00:53:00 Yeah. Yeah. You can move. I mean, I'm not mad at it. They're just taking a brake on Hondas. It's like modern day, Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah, I guess so. I mean, I'm not mad at it. They're just taking a break selling Honda modern day Napoleon Dynamite. Yeah, I guess yeah Good time pressed I just depressed How they're fun on the break though. I don't sound Honda's Brian. You see the shit we do on our breaks Not that we don't we also know sell Honda

Starting point is 00:53:21 It's tough. Hey, we were killer though, we did. I don't think so. Yeah. They're good cars. They're on Honda pilots and shit. Yeah. We saw a pilot in a heart. No last. What's this?

Starting point is 00:53:31 There was footage found of a teacher in Indiana following a student and slapping him in the hallway, I guess. What? The teacher and the student had gotten into some sort of argument. And as the student was walking out, the teacher actually followed him down the halls and ended up slapping. Oh, be play of that shit, and yeah, you know, you'd be the first one at the school.

Starting point is 00:53:50 Yeah. I made it sticking with you. Sure. I got the text from you. Okay, girl. The glance of my phone and there's my glucose number. Wow. My A1C's dropped over two points, a 7.2.

Starting point is 00:54:02 That's a huge victory. Here we go. This 7.2. That's a huge victory. Here we go. Alright. Tonight a teacher and teacher arrested on a preliminary charge. Oh, we can't have that. That was a punch. The Rayland's video released by Balgo Kid. Hit his head. It appears to show a student in a hoodie walking down a hallway at Jimtown High School in

Starting point is 00:54:20 Elkhart, Indiana last Friday. Moments later, a male teacher is seen chasing after him. Upon reaching the student, the teacher appears to grab him by the backpack. Then this, an open-handed slap, the school dishers. The student's head appearing to ricochet off the wall. The teacher appears to grab the student by the arms before he yanking him down the wall. Within seconds, the student seemingly collapses on the ground.

Starting point is 00:54:43 The teacher walking away as others attend to the student. In a release, Balgo Community School says the student suffered visible injuries and was treated by medical staff. We're unaware of what happened before the recording. Well, it doesn't matter. Just don't fucking hit a kid like that. Any student will be quickly, directly, and severely addressed. Wait, he was taking a jail?

Starting point is 00:55:04 He was fired. He was fired. He was fired. taking a jail? He was fired. He was fired. He was a scroll-up chin, scroll-up for me. It's as Michael hosts in 61. For me, and I was taking into custody on Thursday and a charger batter. Yeah, he can't have that, dude. There's no hit of fucking kid.

Starting point is 00:55:16 No, I'll chop it this school. I mean, just get level six felony. No, I mean, yeah, the guy's fine. What's a level six felony? Sounds pretty bad, I don't know. Infinite level six. Any felony? Fully something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fuck what's a level six felony sounds pretty bad. I don't know anything level six any felony Felony something yeah, yeah, level six Lost is not so much to know how he's out of energy huh? Yeah, no, I just say I lost a little energy

Starting point is 00:55:36 I mean I'm not didn't lose my energy. I got I don't know why those karate videos made me embarrassed. Oh I got all still yeah Oh, I got all Still I was like, God man, that's what I expect that I I feel good, but then I like the fucking I like when he blew up the car. Oh, a riot broke out at a Mexican soccer league game And it I guess it was so bad that they had to go ahead and cancel the rest of the games for the rest of the week Didn't like 16 people die or some shit? What? I don't know about people die or some shit? Why did they were in there?

Starting point is 00:56:05 I don't know about people dying. I'm pretty sure 22 wounded, 74 people, two, oh, none dead. Initial death toll of 17, which remains unofficial. Oh unofficial. But still 17, physical report claimed 44 people. That's a real gangbusters. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:23 Oh shit. Yeah, but it was footage too. He was a fortune. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh, yeah. The game wasn't even over yet. This is like gang. Oh, wow. They're just tearing that kid up. Yeah, I guess it started out with a few fans and bum rushing the field and then it became an all-out just riot. But the game wasn't over, yeah, it didn't look like. I think the game is over. I think good happen. The players are not there. This guy with a bat or a fire.

Starting point is 00:56:54 Yeah, what the fuck? He's a chair. Yeah, I think he's trying to get his girl out there. It'd be terrifying, man. Jesus Christ. Man, what am I gonna do without my bexagony soccer now? Oh. How do you have to figure something out?

Starting point is 00:57:09 So disappointed. Yeah, am it? That affects me so much. Yeah. I'm just proud of shout. Did we talk about it here? The cane Velasquez was denied bail. We didn't.

Starting point is 00:57:20 He just got denied bail today. Yeah, and says Judge judge condemns reckless actions. And another thing that turned out on his case is that he has Mark Garagos, who's supposed to be this really, really, really high profile. You know, he did Michael Jackson, because for defense or prosecution. Defense.

Starting point is 00:57:37 Oh, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just,

Starting point is 00:57:44 it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just, Fronting in the money so for sure. Yeah, I mean like you know, I'm guessing Dana Wider something like that I mean someone rich yes, but someone I don't know can't can't do can is a bona fide celebrity Yeah, he can't walk down the street, you know for Mexican culture. He is huge dude. Yeah, he's gonna have tons of support Definitely tons of support and he has one of the best lawyers in the world So that cost a ton of money. Yeah tough tough case, right? But so far he can't even get bail right now. Yeah, cuz they're Don't work. Did they set it shine? Did they set a court date? I don't know about the court date Damn, wasn't there a go fund me set up for him to I heard that but I looked for it couldn't see me But Derek Brunson set one up. They said he read a hundred thousand. Oh, but he's selling shirts that said half of it Yeah, 50% yeah, I don't know what you do. I don't know how you uh 50 grams on your do I don't know how you fucking fight this though. Well, with that big

Starting point is 00:58:29 lawyer, you know, over the year. Well, but it's really our April 12th. Next year. Ram the car and off the road. That's why they don't want to get bail emptied your gun into it because you're in your nature. Other people's lives. I don't know how they said speeding down the highway. I mean, there's a, yeah. The premeditated thing, Chale had a good point on it. He was like, well, with his defense team's gonna, you say, was that premeditated? Like, he woke up,

Starting point is 00:58:53 and then went just far ahead. And then he was at plant four days before. With that defense team, he'll be able to eat that up. Yeah. It's special with a high profile lawyer. Yeah. Because he's gonna do time no matter what.

Starting point is 00:59:06 Premeditated is hard when like if you had time to get in your car, get your gun, drive, find the guy, chase him. It's a lot of time. With a lot of times it was just like you, you attack somebody because they did something. You found somebody your wife and bed with another man, you know, and the insanity defense, you've got to be able to prove that they didn't know the difference in right and wrong, or that they weren't supposed to. Even though he doesn't have it, I would rely on CT. CT clear.

Starting point is 00:59:34 Any, any, any. I'm sure his defense is all over. Whatever you can do. They're definitely smarter than us, probably figuring it out. I bet you don't do that long. Switched since the guy didn't die. I hope not. I bet you don't do that long switch since the guy didn't die. I hope not I bet you don't do that

Starting point is 00:59:47 Hopefully not Yeah, hopefully not Let's see here. Oh, you mentioned this earlier running that anonymous says they they hacked Russian TV services and they would play the footage of Ukraine being messed up so Russian citizens could actually see what's going on play the footage of Ukraine being messed up. So Russian citizens could actually see what's going on. So they're going on. I heard you, Ukraine, they're calling their friends in Russia, and Russia has no idea how bad it is.

Starting point is 01:00:09 Yeah, yeah. Like, wait, they're killing kids and bystanders? They're like, yes. Like, no, they're not. Because they're getting a completely different thing. Yeah, so on their actual net, their television stations, they're seeing all this footage. That's probably the US.

Starting point is 01:00:22 We've got to share anonymous, yeah, our non-sisters are peeps. And this message is from anonymous. Which's probably the US. We've got serious hemispheres out there. Yeah, our pips. And this message is from anonymous. What you're doing, the Lord's work. It's pretty bad ass. It's pretty long. It's like two minutes. You guys don't look me shit, please.

Starting point is 01:00:33 Can the fans do? Yeah. This is a message to Vladimir Putin from anonymous. Mr. Putin, the ongoing invasion of Ukraine has shown that your regime has no respect for human rights or the self-determination of your neighbors. In the past several days, a full-scale invasion has commenced, civilian neighborhoods have been bombed, and innocent people have been killed. Refugees are fleeing the violence and the population is being forced into conscription

Starting point is 01:00:59 by Ukrainian officials. This is an ugly situation all around, but you are the instigator. You have criticized the US military and NATO for their occupation and bombardment of the Middle East, which is certainly a fair criticism, but you have shown that you are no better than the imperialist governments that you criticize, and the whole world can see through your propaganda. Even the citizens that you are claiming to protect our entirely against the war and protesting across dozens of major cities in Russia. Your theoretical response to the Russian anti-war protesters will only spark further unrest among the Russian people who are suffering the consequences

Starting point is 01:01:33 of your foolish actions. The sanctions will hurt your citizens far more than they will hurt you, which is why the sanctions are not a proper deterrent. Now, the most popular resistance will come from within. Instead, your ambitions for conquest are much greater than you are willing to admit. If you continue on this path, you will continue to lose support of un-Russian citizens. Other countries around the world will refuse to cooperate with you, and you will face unprecedented cyber attacks from all corners of the world. Members of an Automus FDC cyber war against your aggressive regime with numerous government

Starting point is 01:02:06 websites being taken offline in the past several days. A few downed websites is only the beginning though, soon you will feel the full wrath of the world's hackers, many of whom will likely reside from your home country. Your secrets may no longer be safe, and there is a chance that key components of your government's infrastructure could be hijacked. Now with the invasion of Ukraine, the previous invasions of Georgia and Crimea are starting to come into focus and show a clear strategy for Russia to recapture key areas that were once held by the Soviet Union. The Soviet Union failed many years ago and the world has not forgotten the brutality of that regime. The people of the world will resist you every step of the way. This is not a

Starting point is 01:02:45 war that you can remember, it's a powerful war that you think you are. We are anonymous. We are religion. Expect us. Damn. U.S. say. Well bothers me is the U.S.A. Nobody wants to talk about this. I don't know why the fuck that we don't see this. The U.S. and Ukraine for that matter, but especially the U.S, knew that this was, it feels like, well, all the mistcalculated I didn't think he was gonna invade. When they signed that sort of pact, that agreement with Ukraine,

Starting point is 01:03:14 essentially saying that, essentially saying that they would not stand in the way of NATO membership, anyone who knows anything about geopolitics knew that they were gonna to put Vladimir Putin. They know he's this kind of guy. They know. So they knew that Putin was going to do something drastic. Why?

Starting point is 01:03:34 Because he's not going to allow them to join NATO. If he allows them to join NATO, they can isolate them the same way we're isolating them now. So the US acts is acting all like what? I'm sorry, but their elements of US government didn't know exactly what was going on. Fuck yes. And there was an article written by a Russian historian who talked about this. It's like, and for that matter, you know that Zelensky, everybody's talking about Zelensky, Zelensky and Ukraine government knew that this was an incredibly provocative

Starting point is 01:04:07 move move. Putin in 2012 said that the one thing that was never going to happen no matter what was Ukraine joining NATO because that would be that would put a Western ally that is directly in opposition to Russia on their board. I wonder how much anonymous can get done too. You know, obviously they can hack into the government. Well, they'll hack into the weapon systems apparently. So apparently there's a whole cyber attack on their,

Starting point is 01:04:34 so these new rockets, this artillery, all of that is controlled by computers. So they can get into that. So there's also a lot of unrest in Russia, Matt. Oh, yeah. But you don't hear about it. No. It's the whole thing, fucking, as a disaster.

Starting point is 01:04:50 Yeah. It's a disaster. But I'm like, banks are pulling out of Russia. I like how Netflix is like, we're not going to let you watch Netflix. Yeah. Well, Russia is like, Matt. It is a world where you're putting, you're, you can put crazy pressure on a country. It's true. And I think actually the people in the US that did sign that non-Pact, that, that packed with Ukraine, I think it was in 2000, got 2019, a camera, I'll look it up. But,

Starting point is 01:05:16 I think what they were thinking is they were, they were going, Putin's going to do something stupid. He's going to overreach and his own people, the oligarchs and all those people when they start losing all their yachts and all their money. Yeah. Somebody's gonna throw them out. You trippin'. That would be the idea. Hopefully.

Starting point is 01:05:31 And that could usher in a crazy revolution in Russia. Because everybody in Russia wants to live the way all of us are living. They're sure they don't like fucking you. Yeah, they're tired of having a one crop economy. They're tired of having a small group of people own everything. Most Russians are like, dude, we have all these resources

Starting point is 01:05:49 in this incredible population of people. The people, yeah. They want to be part of the 21st century. And right now they're not. So Godspeed anonymous. Godspeed, yeah. Godspeed, yeah. What does it get, Jen?

Starting point is 01:06:00 All right. Good news. Lighter note, I am legend. The next chapter, it's going to start Will Smith. Ier note, I am legend. The next chapter, it's gonna start Will Smith, I am not gonna be Jordan. I guess they're both gonna be producing that movie together as well.

Starting point is 01:06:10 Same writer as well for the next chapter. You guys loved, I am legend, because I loved it. I thought it was good. I liked it. I thought it was really good. You know what Terran was? The actor. The dog dies.

Starting point is 01:06:21 Yeah, you know what Terran said? He's holding it over. Terran said, yeah. So you know Josh goes out. Yeah, that's where I,, you know, you know, he's holding it over at church. Yeah. So you know, Josh goes out. Yeah, that's where I, my last time I was there was with them. But but Terence taught what everybody's right now he's teaching the new Batman. That guy's playing Batman. He teaches all every, when you got a Terence Actical, if you're really serious about

Starting point is 01:06:37 your career, go there because that's the hub of every famous person. You see the most of sure one there. Get out of the rooms. Didn't every that's where I learned a ruse learned everything. And Terence said that the one guy who had more talent naturally off the bat was Michael B. Jordan. Interesting. Really, what he came to do.

Starting point is 01:06:55 His eye, his ability to see targets and shoot that quickly and learn that fast. Nobody liked him. I was like damn. The second was that guy, Hilton. What's his name? The Formula One race car driver. Oh, I was having a sentence.

Starting point is 01:07:06 Yeah, he said that. That's the brother of the guy. His hand-eye coordination, it's not a choice. Yeah, that makes sense, that's cool. And I'm not in that, I'm not in that, I'm not some of them. You do pretty good though, I bet you. I sure, I do, I do regular.

Starting point is 01:07:19 I do regular, I do it a lot. You gotta do it a lot. You gotta do it a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? This is for you, Brennan. I guess Anthony Mackey is gonna be starting

Starting point is 01:07:31 in a TV live action of that video game you guys are talking about. Yeah, I just love it. Just a medal. Holy shit. I don't know how it's gonna work as a movie. I guess if we do like a per... TV. Oh, it's TV, sir.

Starting point is 01:07:44 Yeah, TV live action. Yeah, well live action. I'd love a TV, oh it's TV sir. TV live action. Yeah, live action. I'd love a small role in it. Will Arnett's in it too. He's going to be part of the showrunner's, or directors. I forgot what it was. I came with massive. It's just funny how you guys talked about it last week and it's now it's fair.

Starting point is 01:08:01 I feel like we're responsible. You know Will Arnett, he's huge. Wasn't he on Saturday night? No, Will was in addition to our arrest and development. He's on the phone. Was he also in a, no, yes, yes, yes, yes. He's the voice of, he's so funny. Oh, he dated. What's the voice of the Lego movie too?

Starting point is 01:08:17 Yeah, he's in the, what's that ice skating movie? Him and Will Ferrell. Yeah. Oh, Pleads of Glory. He's the brother. Uh-huh. Aren't they sleeping together in that? And then he's in a, then we would

Starting point is 01:08:27 deck shepherd where he goes to prison. Oh, let's all, let's go to prison. Yeah, let's go to prison. Yeah, I love that movie. Yeah. He's great. He's like, tell me what you want, what you really want. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:36 I'll see you in a bit. He's hilarious. Yeah. He gets a party move. He's in. Yeah, he ends up with a big black dude. Yeah. What does he get to? Someone said this in, I don't know how old this is,

Starting point is 01:08:46 or knew this is, but this is apparently Adam Driver, not realizing that Jared Little is not a girl. Oh, he grabbed him all like, so he has his hand around his voice. That is, ah, let's go. Oh, he was like, okay, why am I grabbed him like that? That's very strange.

Starting point is 01:09:04 But they said, he realizes not Lady Gaga, but am I? Grandmela that that's very strange, but they said it is he realized he's not lady Gaga But I don't know he's got giant hands Like I'm dear. I was like hey, dude. I'm so disconcerting you know I was like what the fuck? You mean he looks at him to you right there. Yeah, he's like hey, can you look it off of me? I'm not your girl, man. Oh shit. Jared let us at the UFC fights. Yeah, yeah, he always I'm out of it fights. Yeah, yeah, he always got out of it. Yeah, pretty dope Dude, there was there was someone a fan that reached out to me that showed me a this page of this famous artist and his name is

Starting point is 01:09:32 Shopkallen. Yeah, yeah, that's been forever Don't say all shit like you just discovered a fucking dinosaur fossil, okay? These guitar picks. No, it's been a while. I forgot about Shotcale. Yeah, I didn't even know if he was real. I thought he was good. Have you seen his work?

Starting point is 01:09:51 Like when I looked at his work, I was like, wait, it looks kind of cool, but then I see what he does. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm not even looking here. So really? Wow, man.

Starting point is 01:09:59 I'm just spinning so big. I thought he was good. Let me see if you draw, Jim. I like his work. I'll show you. It looks cool, but I don't think it's that. Wait, do me draw. I like it. I'll show you. It looks cool, but I don't think it's that. Wait, can you draw? I know.

Starting point is 01:10:09 You can. Let me see his art. I think I remember liking it. So. No, I'm about him for quite a bit. Alright. I don't see these artists. Wait, I don't know who that is.

Starting point is 01:10:20 Let's go. Let's go to his website. You do a shit. Go to a final. That is cool. That is a cool first name, though. I mean his website. You do shit. Go to uh, I don't know what you get to say. That is cool. That is a cool first name though. I mean like I could do this.

Starting point is 01:10:29 I'm a fan. I don't know if you can do that, Chin. All right. We'll see. Chin, you can do that. He does that. That top left one's pretty lit. Like stuff like this.

Starting point is 01:10:37 Oh, that's dope. That's it. Oh my God. Chin, you can do it. Let's go to his Instagram. Chin, throw something right here. I'm not a hater. I'm a truth or I'm like honest about everything. Cowan shout. You said a truth I'm like honest about everything

Starting point is 01:10:47 Kellen show you said a truth Like when you see him do the artwork that's the show show show like It's definitely artistic is all right. Let's see. So you can you do this Brendan? No Color should be such a mess. I know right? Yeah, I can draw. I can't fucking do this Brendan? No You can't look at those colors to be such a mess. I know right? Yeah, dude. I can draw I can't fucking do this guys. Arla This is he's just literally laying down. It would be a hot mess if I chin you know the entire I should do it for you guys entire painting would be brown. That's why we a technique He has to like pouring it all this stuff. Are you joking? I am not joking chin. You really think that's I'm not in I'm not in It Are you joking? I am not joking. Chin, you really hate it. You don't think that's for a chain.

Starting point is 01:11:25 I'm not hating. It's not for a chain. It's for a chain. Okay, I don't know. Oh, that's for you. You can do that. That's pretty badass. The toughest thing would be to build the set,

Starting point is 01:11:36 but I mean, as far as doing that, I don't like to talk about it. To think, even actually, he found a lane that's awesome, but I'm just not like you know I think it's pretty cool to Now he's spinning it to it. Oh, then what do you do now? Should you such a fucking a What he's doing even he is a work of art like even this is artistic. I like it. It's physical art. Yeah, okay

Starting point is 01:12:02 I appreciate it Kellan job. Yeah, we do I think yeah, I think it Get don't get you down. I think it looks cool. I think that's really good. It's awesome. It's super creative. Yeah Shout out to you. I like how chill was like you guys could do it. There ain't no way I'm gonna do that. Yeah, right? What else you got, Jim? Um, I think else you want to hate What else you got, Jim? I think you know, she want to hate him. I think so. That thought this is a nice story.

Starting point is 01:12:28 But the Berlin's main train station, all these different families are welcoming refugees into their homes to take care of them. That's good, it's pretty cool, man. Yeah, and I'll show you like a little pretty cool figure. What good people are you kidding me? What good people?

Starting point is 01:12:44 Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. One room, two kids, one adult. That's so awesome. Supplies and everything. On the right side, there's thousands of people. Twenty-two, yeah. On the right side, there's thousands of people. Twenty-two, yeah.

Starting point is 01:12:58 On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side, there's thousands of people. On the right side they're like thousands of people Action is supporting like and they said they have like a sink and the paper in Ukrainian in English in Russian I would do it. Yeah, it's just beautiful.

Starting point is 01:13:16 That's kind of you know, I think what's the thing is a Baltimore hardcore any Ukraine? Oh, that's Someone said the sin Any you cra- Oh, that's what- You're- you're- you're- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- you're sh- other. Yeah, they're called Indy. Why do you punch that kid? Oh, no. I just told my dad that. Yeah, he's dope. This is just pelling two years. No, that's me on March 26. Oh, he's taking his pants off. Here we go. Well, this music's just different than what I grew up with.

Starting point is 01:13:59 Yeah, not my- That's that Baltimore hardcore. Talks about hardcore. He's getting shot out. Is that it, Jen? That's it. I wouldn't catch you in that audience. My God. You you when it comes to me my band was playing I visit like that if it's right next door if it's right there I'm gonna come see if I've just open up right there and I'm going ahead and Is there an area I can be perched up on a wall looking down?

Starting point is 01:14:22 I'm gonna punch in the face, dude. dude. It looked like they're going pretty hard. I wasn't a bit the other night, or two weeks ago, I went saw this band-turn style. You get it. Fucking amazing man. No, it was amazing. But I haven't been in a bit in years. Like I was just, I'm still.

Starting point is 01:14:35 I'm not built for the band. Yeah, I'm not built for the band. But also like I'm one of the big, I'm part of the bigger dude in the fucking house. Yeah, I don't want, I don't want, it's just not my idea. Yeah, you can, it's not my idea, but good time. Now, you can, I guess you could start. You got a few, right?'t want I don't that's just not You could it's not my Good time. You can I guess you could You got a rule right yeah, there's there's edd it could see like down you pick him up immediately

Starting point is 01:14:51 That's like that's like the number one rule We're all down Masha kind of mosque. I just don't want to do that with my life I'll tell you what I want to do. But you're talking about you do the stage that yeah, yeah, that's not your culture. No, I did it stage I've done that twice once a DC You did it at the food fighters Yeah, I don't I don't want a stage dive or go actually really afraid and it didn't feel like anything My buddy was jumping in that crowd and I was young and soldier and I was like okay

Starting point is 01:15:20 Lemurs Yeah, I don't know what I'm sure heard of Lemores. Nope, sure haven't. Please let me get out of here. But I- Hey, I'm talking to him. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you. I'm talking to the pub.

Starting point is 01:15:31 We're talking about our hardcore fans, too. Yeah. There are hardcore fans that want to know. I tell you what, I don't want to stage dive. Where? Anywhere. I wouldn't do stage dive. You don't want to stage dive?

Starting point is 01:15:42 No, I'm sorry. People move out of the way. And I'm so big. I'm so big. They will catch you. I don't know. You're seeing everyone in big brother. Yeah, and then you like move too big. You see what Takashi does it. Yeah, they move or they just jack your like shoes. Yeah, I don't want a crowd dive, but I do want to do stand up.

Starting point is 01:16:03 Hollywood improv once you're only shopping friends is this Wednesday, March 9th. There are 50 tickets left. Shopping friends, let's sell that bitch out. Be the sixth sellout show in a row. The natural tendency is this weekend, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, all shows are damn near sold out tickets left for the late show Friday. Get them right now at thickboy.com or FATKZ.com. And then Chicago, end of the

Starting point is 01:16:26 month, March 24th through the 26th, I was such a fire outfit for Chicago. And then Phoenix is April 14th through 16th. You don't come out. But Nashville, Chicago, get it. Get it. We'll see you in Phoenix this weekend, Friday Saturday, Sunday, Sunday show. Then I got Louisville Kentucky Louisville Comedy Club March 17 19 Miami Florida I'm coming for you Miami Improv March 25 26 27 Daddy's on the road every week yes I am yes I am and you need to take off the date that you're done already right yeah yeah right Let me send him a leave a little talk and I will be in Shit fucking pop in spring Springfield, Missouri, all right, at the Blue Room Comedy Club,

Starting point is 01:17:09 this weekend, March 10th and soon as well. Simpson, Simpson. I don't think the Simpson's are going to be settling. I don't know why, either. Orga, I remember Orga and Washington. And then April 8th and April 9th, Friday, Saturday, at Salt Lake City and Wise Guys Comedy Club. Boom.

Starting point is 01:17:25 Yeah, love you guys, thanks for listening. Bye. Friday Saturday at Salt Lake City at Wise Guys Comedy Club. Boom. Yeah, I'm loving you guys. Thanks for listening. Bye.

The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 778

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