The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 779
Episode Date: March 10, 2022The guys talk Morgan Wallen, Japanese prank shows, Tom MacDonald's Billboard Music video, Cam Hanes, the all new Thiccc Mudder and Calabasas Fight Companion on April 9th, the MLB ...lockout, college professor accidentally showing his OnlyFans subscription to his students, Hot & Heavy, Love is Blind and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I got Phoenix this weekend as you know.
Oh, it's gonna be good.
Phoenix is gonna be good.
It will be good.
I'm doing a Sunday show.
Friday to Sunday. I've never do that. And I got me sad. Yeah, then I got, oh, it's gonna be good. Finishing it will be good. I'm doing a Sunday show, right in the Sunday.
I've never do that.
Sunday got me sad.
Yeah, then I got Louis Volkentucky.
You're gonna look like Phil Collins on stage.
I probably will, and that's okay.
I got Louis Volkentucky, and then I got Miami.
Miami, the 25th to the 27th.
You're gonna salsa on stage, get that.
It's gonna be fun.
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Now, I need some help, though.
Can you help me out?
I need some energy.
Do you try to buy your store?
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
Now your boy did 225, 27 times.
They at third lift in 315, 12 times.
225, 27 times.
I think I would put me in the top 10
in the other combine.
Yeah, that's no joke.
But I can't catch a full blow.
I can't catch a full blow on him.
That's okay, this is.
Whatever.
But the only reason I'm able to lift that much
because of on its supplements, that's right kids.
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Antionetics, that also works.
That's the worst thing I know.
But don't.
But you keep it, you value my hard work.
You keep it together, you feed the machine,
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Your boy, you got the melatonin,
you do.
Zatti here blew out his hamstring.
I recovered with on its supplements,
your boy is 100%.
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You know, sometimes Daddy decides
that he's gonna just open his hips up
and a little bit.
I do a little yoga in the sunshine now.
If you're wondering why I'm in always a good mood,
sunshine, you get down with yoga?
Well sunshine, you know what they're doing with sunshine now.
If you got an opiate problem, you got an opiate opiate problem
You got an opiate problem a little vitamin. Yeah, what they're finding is that a lot of times you ever notice Vancouver
You take the wrong right turn. It's land of the walking dead everybody there
Thank you. Yeah, it'll everywhere. That's really dark and that's why coffee found its hubs there every every
People that energy they need it a lot of cocaine a lot of cocaine
What they're finding is that when you have somebody who's on opiates and you get them in the sunshine
Mm-hmm. It's way easier for them to get off it. It's really interesting. Really? Yes, and they're yeah, it's new
A lot of addicts have to it's vitamin D a lot of addicts went to have to like you'll see a lot of them get into like marathon running because then doorphins or
100% what they're doing now what they what they tell people so they're like crazy
But when they tell people about depression and stuff when you're I mean what what the Sweden is the highest suicide rate
You've been Sweden in the winter time. No, yeah, you get about an hour of daylight. I'm not choking. It's crazy
so No, yeah, you get about an hour of daylight, and I'm not choking, it's crazy. So, unless it's a physiological thing that happens to you.
Oh, this has been in the sun.
Like, if you have an rough day or something,
just getting the sun.
I can't get the sun.
But they don't have that option.
Well, I was having a rough day in March.
We, Mark's like, we're not going to the gym day,
we're hiking.
I was like, I got the fuck to want to hike.
And he was like, yeah, because we're getting the sun.
So like a million bucks, definitely better.
It's way better.
You know what's odd about portland being so damn depressing
and like no sunshine?
Is it like the oldest strip club?
They have the most strip club.
The most strip club.
We've been some of those.
We've been some of those.
Oh yeah, we accidentally went to one.
Yeah, there's a lot of Mexican.
Yeah, we were so restaurant.
I think they'll find a bathroom.
I was like, whoa, yeah. Yeah, it's a different of Mexican dude. Yeah, we were so restaurant. I would go find a bathroom. I was like, whoa, yeah.
Yeah, it's a different look than you'd get in Vegas.
Yeah, yeah, it do.
They were pale all tattooed up.
Different, I mean, nine days.
Like you're back in the 18-9 days.
Like I just got the shit.
When you eat, when you're living on mostly lentils,
nuts, and the assailor tattoos,
and shater off, and the assailor tattoos tattoos. And she had a lot of similar tattoos.
Couldn't be wider.
Couldn't be wider.
And listen about white people.
We walked right there, that one pale when she had all,
she's all tattooed up.
White culture, when you get just white culture like that,
it gets a little bit weird.
Oh god.
It gets very fetishy about their hairstyle.
I love poor things.
Yeah, I like it there.
I love it.
What was odd is that it was in Northwest.
I love it up.
Now what is it about a living?
There's a cozy feeling, right? It's like a warm dream. Maybe it. It was hot as that. It was in Northwest. I love it now What is it? I don't want to live there's a cozy feeling right?
It's like a rain maybe it's like we feel less threatened. It's not as aggressive as that what it is
Yeah, because remember we went to Seattle last time you're like, bro, ain't nobody doing nothing out here
I'm a joke I could rob a baby. Yeah, rob a baby with a lot of you with a nerve-go-y
Yeah, Rogan one time when he got back from Portland or a Seattle and it was a long time ago before he wanted to move there
But he was like he goes. I don't like it it I go like this all the guys need a bunch of
naps and some vitamins yeah there's no yeah it's a weird yeah it's a very it's kind of just like it but
I wouldn't want to live there yeah I like going there camhains lives up then he's a fucking guy he's
a guy's guy but where there's a lot of yeah He's in like fucking Oregon. Like in the boonies.
He's just hard to art with the sunshine here, man.
You just can't fucking beat it.
You can't use to it.
Eugene, yeah, that's like the heart of it.
Eugene, Oregon's where the University of Oregon's at.
It's nice up there.
Like I love Arizona.
I love my home state, but it gets a little tough living there.
Those summers get rough.
Yeah, they get rough.
I'm gonna, now I'm 20.
I'll be there this weekend.
I'm gonna do a little hiking maybe.
Bro, you always hike when you go there.
I do.
Now it's your first hike though.
Yeah, now's a good time to hike.
Yeah, now you're fine.
Yeah, that summer hike though.
He did do a summer hike.
Yeah, he fucked up.
Yeah.
He fucked up.
Hey, what's that thing that Kevin Bay sent you
that was really good for your your
hamstrings? The pulse. Oh yeah. What's that called?
It's like a stim-stim machine. I have it in my bronca. Why?
I want to help with your flow. How will my the old back-y backs, right?
Oh yeah, I'd help with your back. You want to borrow it? Yeah, I'd like to borrow it.
What's that called? What's that look like? It's a sentious STEM unit.
Is it electrical?
Yeah, is it called inter-ferential treatment?
Yeah, it works.
I have that too.
Yeah, I'm back.
It's just like mixture of like,
whole states and all that.
Because like you, like it was interesting too.
I was talking to a guy who created it
and he's like, he has some good points.
So his whole like perspective is like icing injuries is such a thing of the past.
He's like, it makes, because he, because Kevin sent me to that guy and he was like,
what are you doing right now? I'm like sitting on ice. He's like, I know you think it feels good.
It's the worst thing you do. He's like, we want to get blood flowing through there.
That prevents the blood. He's like, we want to heat that thing. He's like, we want to get blood flowing through there, that prevents the blood. He's like, we want to heat that thing.
He's like, so you need the stimulant and heat.
He's like, no cold ever.
He's like, it's such an old school thing.
The one that they're coming up with these ice baths.
I can't tell you what it's like.
Well, that's for inflammation, but then you're jumping out
and they're thinking by freezing it and then going hot.
Yeah, but this one,
but also ice bath ends for a straight injury.
That's just for like, you know,
for inflammation when you work out.
Yeah.
But this, like, and it makes sense when we got to talk to about it.
Yeah.
He's like, you know, we want blood flowing through there.
And then he's also, he's like,
you can't work out and run on your like,
so this is gonna activate the muscles.
So it's firing and we're getting all the nutrient.
You weren't, did you wear it all night?
No, you can't know.
You gotta do it three hours a day, spread out.
So hour, hour, hour.
I would wear it when I was driving.
Really helps.
Oh my god, yeah, I'm 100% now.
I'll be able to do Tough Mudder April 9th.
Damn, I gotta get one of those things.
We're doing a 15k for the big boys.
Then the 5k, if you, you know, just trying to figure it out.
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Are you doing it this time, Brian?
I won't be able to make it.
I think it might be my foot.
I feel messed up.
I feel messed up.
Dude, we have a fight campaign that day, I think.
And then that night, no, that night.
So that day we have the tough mudder,
that night we have fight campaign.
Is this one in LA?
San Bernardino. Oh.
There it is, Tough Mudder 15k, 5k.
It's April 9, 1030 AM.
I don't know how many rates for it.
I don't know that picture.
Are you for the Fight Compane, yeah.
But, uh, yeah, and you use a code thinking you get 10% off.
Who's fighting on that card?
Uh, I forget, but though, the next companion is March 19th.
It's for the UC London card,
and it's a free fight night card.
It's at 1 p.m., and it's D'Lia, Jeff Dye,
and Adam 22 and me.
It's gonna be fun.
Oh, a big boy.
That card, Brian, by the way,
is Volcanoescan, Cransombi.
The one that you're doing,
the one that I can't even write in is not not yeah one lot London's Tom Tom Aspenall we got
funny way patty patty patty patty's on there yeah I like that guy
patty patty this is a second fight though right why have people so hard
high on him he's energy no no no no he's fucking talented they're not
high on energy oh we don't know do we he's not. He's fucking talented. They're not high in energy.
Oh, I'm gonna get that go-
We don't know.
Dude, who's he?
I mean, he can kind of tell cause he's coming from that
cage of fury where Connor came from,
everybody came over there.
Yeah, if you're coming out of there, you know.
What's his thing striking mostly or everything?
He's pretty good at everything.
He's a badass though.
He's got an Arnold Allen Dan Hooker on there,
Vokhenov, Aspenal.
It's a good card, man.
Paul Craig.
A lot of Russian.
It's a lot of Russian.
Gunner Nelson.
That's a good card.
Also, the free fight nights were the reason they do well
for the fight campaigns.
Because the paper here is $80.
You know, the people paying $80.
I met Jamie Varner yesterday. We were at Wallis. Old school. well for the fight campaigns. Because the paper view is $80, you know, people are paying $80.
I met Jamie Varna yesterday.
He were at Wally's.
Old school.
Super old school.
How do you see?
Yeah, good guy.
He was at Wally's that restaurant.
Yeah.
I was talking, the waitress there,
I was talking about it.
I said, I mentioned it on my podcast.
The guys over there said that they heard about Wally's
on a podcast, they were here.
I go, yeah, it's mine.
It's my podcast.
And then Jamie Varna came over.
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Say what's up?
That's the spot.
You see a coach now, he's a, I think a,
he's actually not fighting, he's anymore at all.
He's not always saying. No, I know he's saying. He holds super old school. Oh yeah. He's gonna be, who's a I think he's actually not fighting. He's anymore at all. He's I know he retired. Yeah, he holds super old school. Yeah, he's gonna. Yeah, who's a WC? He broke his leg and kept fighting.
He fucked his leg up literally broke it and kept swinging. Oh, he's from Phoenix.
Glendale, right? Oh, no, no. Yeah, MMA.
He went to the same gym. CB Dollar way. I know, guys.
Let's see. Vonner continues. Studies. We're in front of the dungeon, CB Dollar Way and those guys. Let's see, Vonder continue to studies.
We're in red blood, we're going to get into the UFC.
Okay, after graduation, you worked at Boston's scientific
before transition to stem cell domain.
All right.
All right.
Check out the big brain on Brad.
Yeah.
So we got him and we got Sahuto out of Phoenix as well.
Yeah, those guys were all asses.
Easy.
All right. Wasn't Sahuto in there. No. Olympic wrestler. Yeah, those guys were all asses. Easy. All right. Wasn't say who do I need?
No, no, no, no, Olympic wrestler.
No, I knew it was a right. I know it's a gold medalist.
No, in sahuto's a California kid.
His coach, his coach.
I don't think so.
It is. Yeah, I think he was born in high school.
I think he was raised in a lay though.
Says born in a lay. Yeah, born in lay.
Yeah, okay.
He went to high school in Arizona. Yeah, he might have been going to go to school. He was born here L.A. Yeah, born in L.A. Yeah. Oh, okay. Weird. He wants a high school in Arizona.
Yeah, he might have, he goes to, he's born here though.
Yeah.
Where do you go to college?
I don't know where he went to college.
So inspired by his older brother, the Hudo, let's see, Henry also became a four time his freshman
self-femile, Tyler's were in Arizona and that before he moved to Colorado Springs,
so he didn't even go to college.
Yeah. You just started went straight to training didn't even go to college. Yeah.
You just started went straight to training
for the national team.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Fucking hell.
Well in high school,
so who don't want the Fargo national title and freestyle?
And then right from high school,
full time United States Olympic Training Center
in Colorado Springs.
Yeah.
You prepare for junior world championships,
place fifth.
It's a whole different one.
That kind of thing.
Yeah, he was born in LA. He's an LA kid. He has a great world championships, place fifth. That's a whole different one. That kind of thing. Yeah, he was born in LA.
He's an LA kid.
He has a great story here in LA.
But yeah, you're right though.
Should've held he did do some of shit in Phoenix.
Fodding out of Phoenix.
Yeah.
Yeah, he has gems out of there, right?
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
He's a nice guy.
We met him when he came to the shows last time.
We were in Phoenix.
Phoenix, yep. He's a great dude. He's blown up as a coach. Yeah. He's a nice guy. We met him. He came to the shows last time we were in Phoenix. Yeah, he's a great day
I'm just blown up as a coach. Yeah, he's helping him. He's helping everybody. Yeah, I watched him
I rewatched the fight between him and mighty mouse his second fight. That was a good fight. Yeah
It's where you just saw greatness. Yeah, the beast super beast
Yep, he had a great record to yeah. Oh, yeah, I think I took a lot of chances. Yeah, yeah
Yeah, he lost a mighty mouse quick too, but then he just
Yeah, he beat him. Yeah
That's right. He lost a joke Joseph Benavita's too. Oh fuck. Oh, it was last fight was yeah
Yeah, that's he retired
Yeah, he wants to come back and fight Volcanosky, but I don't know
That I'd love to see that fight.
May too.
I would.
He sounds like he's set because he's all about show,
he's like show me the money man.
I got my back.
So he'd go up to 45, fight Volcanowski.
Wow, that's, that's,
just where he beat TJ Dilleshal for flyweight.
Yep, at 25.
At 25, a fly, yeah, that's four.
Yeah, so 25 belt, 35 35 belt and you try and get the
45 I mean, and that's a tough fight for Volcanowski. It's a tough fight for heat.
He was fucking good. Yeah, and he wants to do it, but you have to he's like, why are they?
Why would they do that? Because he wants to start amount of money and you have to he's just like,
hmm, man to watch him. Well, fight Volcanowski to be a three division champion.
Oh my God.
And then also, Olympic?
That'd be sick.
That'd be sick.
Why did he retire, B?
Just was like, I just, he's like, I'm good.
I need more money if I'm keep doing this.
Well, what do you think?
The light weights don't get paid in.
Well, what's he working on that?
What do you think?
He walks around that.
Like 150, 155.
I doubt it.
Is that right?
I admit, I don't know.
Because Vokin asked me at one point with something like 240,
240, yeah.
But not, I mean, now he's, no, we know that, yeah.
Well, he's down to 45, but that must be a hell of a cut for him,
because he's a,
We used to be a rugby kid.
He just, uh, dumbass.
He's a stud, yeah.
If, if, I feel like, so who do you want to put you on,
your back, he's gonna put you on your back.
Don't matter who you are.
I don't care who you are, you're gonna,
you're going on your back. Yeah, he took fucking my email. Yeah, but Vokin wants to put you on your back. He's gonna put you on your back. Don't matter who you are. I don't care who you are. You're gonna get going on your back.
Yeah.
He took fucking my email.
Yeah, but Volkanowski can punch you in the face.
Super hard.
Well, super, Volkanowski can kick.
And he can kick like a mule.
Yeah.
Like an Australian mule.
Yeah.
And what can he keep?
Is he strong enough to keep a sehuida from taking him down?
No, he's getting anybody.
He's getting anybody down.
I wish they'd make the fight happen,
but you have to he's just not gonna pay you. Well, I would love to see that just getting anybody. He's getting anybody down. I wish they'd make the fight happen, but you have to, you have to, he's just not gonna pay.
Well, I would love to see that.
Me too.
It's just not happening.
The question is, he'd have to close distance,
but in the meantime, he might get his fucking head kicked.
Yeah, I'm a volcanologist.
Yeah, great fight.
But why do they not get paid as much that weight to him?
Smaller weights, or maybe like a big draw?
Yeah, they, they just, like what,
might be mass was so dumb at for years and nobody cared.
God, dumb.
Like pound for pound best in the world.
No one's like.
Fly weight, no one, it's just smaller guys.
The people just don't appreciate it.
Damn.
The casual fan.
Even though the fights are like, what can dope?
The casual fan.
The casual fan doesn't work.
There's like, time, yeah.
Casual fan.
Not too many would, I mean, great for my role.
Not too many knockouts.
No, the finish rate is not high.
Yeah, when you have got mighty mouse,
mighty mouse would even finish dudes,
but they just, that's why brand Marino
and some of those guys who are against finishes,
it's great, but it's just a small.
So people don't like off,
they don't understand the talent and the technique.
They just not finishes.
Yeah, but the element, the thing also that you could say
is that when you're your size, the heavy weights,
two or five or, it's so dangerous.
The minute they touch you, sometimes you can go out.
And also, I don't know that at heavy weight,
you know, when you're at that weight,
your head is almost the same size,
or basically the same size as a huge man.
So you can take more chances, you can slip.
Well, the thing is that,
once 70 up, so whenever they do the pound-for-pound rankings,
and this is no shade on Mighty Mouse,
I never have them for pound-for-pound number one,
because to Brian's point, if Mighty Mouse zigs
when he should have zagged and gets hit,
he'll go, oh, I won't do that again.
Right.
At one seven, if you zig when should have zagged,
it's over.
It's a wrap.
It's over.
Yeah, make that mistake. Yeah 55
You can maybe 45 35 125 for sure. Yeah, dude 185 205 heavyweight you zig when you should have zag
You're a highlight. That's interesting. That's why John Jones has always been pound pound pound number one
Yes, yes, because when you watch that guy tied to a boss right he may not have all the technique
But when you stand in the States are you're gonna get knocked out with the states are just high
Yeah, that's why heavy weights for as long as fighting's been around. I've always been the main draw
It's like that. That's why Francis walks in the room. It's like oh, that's the bad man
Yeah, and they also look then he is the baddest man on the planet. Uh-huh
In other words, they also look so astonishing.
They just so popular.
They look how the general population thinks of super heroes.
Well, it's like that.
I think back to that Derek Lewis fight,
when he fought the Russian guy, I'll give this thing.
We knocked him out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because it looked like that dude.
Yeah, Volkov.
Volkov technically is way better.
Yeah, he looked like he had him.
But he's lightened up.
Just Derek Lewis just a minute left on fifth round. Ca caught that one. Yeah, that won't happen at flyway
Yeah, not ever okay, no, I think the other thing with all again, I'll do respect to anybody at 45 55 as
Tough as those guys are and you take call be called being 10 you take those guys as tough as those motherfuckers are, uh-huh
You put him in the ring with any heavyweight
Who's we have a silly though, right? No, I'm just saying that people but what's weird about it is like technique wise?
Yeah, though fly weights. Oh my god
Who don't want Volka you can ask no one fucking max hallway and brine or dudes?
No one's fucking with their what or take us out of here. You just you just stupid right?
It's just yeah, but even as fucking striking. Yeah, yeah, so it's like their technique is light years
Uh-huh, heavyweight like through my Greg Hardy
Fuck, you know, he's whatever 37 years old. I'll try it out. Yeah
He's in the UFC if you're a flyweight and you're like I'll try it out
You're gonna never make an effort that's interesting's in the UFC. If you're a flyweight and you're like, I'll try it out.
You're never making news.
That's interesting.
Because in the world, there's so many more people at 155 pounds than under.
Yeah.
The competition.
I thought it was just like all around.
Like people just fuck with it all together.
Not saying that people don't.
When you're his size, having to find the training partners, your size isn't that.
It's a nightmare.
It's a nightmare.
When you're his size and you need training partners because your size, isn't that? It's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. You get it, say it again, right?
When you're his size and you need training partners,
because you're gonna find another monster,
you're gonna fight it guys 270, okay?
It's tough to say.
Trying to find, not only training partners, your size,
but guys who can mimic what you're gonna face
is a fucking nightmare, right?
So you gotta eat that head, have them flown in.
But if I'm smaller, you got all the guys all around.
Everyone.
Small guys have it easier,
but also the level of difficulty to make it so much harder.
So what the technique thing,
is it just tougher to have that strong level of technique
as a bigger guy?
No, there's some guys that have it,
but they grew up fighting.
And then those smaller guys,
they're like the speed, they're good at everything.
So to go back to you then, you got in it, late in the game, like, he's just playing
different sports that paid more money, right?
Yeah.
So if you're his size in America, or you're Greg Hardy, Greg Hardy was a pro-poor.
So you're talking about, you're not going to gravitate towards the commercial.
Greg Hardy was in it, and if I, oh yeah, okay, all pro, all pro-pantists, stud yeah played for the Dallas County real money. You're making real money 100% you're not gonna go in your seat
You yeah, no the real athletes you have to really want to fucking do the you know like if Tiger's a big boy
And he's like dad it's NFL or you have see him like what are you doing? Yeah, you're going to NFL and you're making all the money
Oh, and then you'll have savings
You have to play long. Yeah, and then you have to see it's like you have nothing, dude And there's also no blueprint to get to the ocean so the real way to make money in USC because it obviously it seems like there's
There's able to do so you gotta win you got guys like Connor obviously win win
But like and be ever certain way class by the way, you know, you'd be amazed at it
It's but but as long as you I don't care
What it is on you win. I mean like the fuck you money come to the higher
What do you like are like the pay-per-view?
Is it paper? Yeah, if you win if you pay very if you can't get pay-per-view. Oh, that's why I'm saying just win and you make
Money but fuck you money's different. Yeah Connor has fuck you money, D.C.
there's some certain guys,
Bizz being made a ton of money.
There's certain guys that get that fuck you money.
But you gotta win.
You gotta win.
You gotta win.
You have to win.
Like nothing's better when it could be,
cause Mark Cachev hates the spotlight.
He's doing interviews.
He does.
And it's one of my favorite videos ever in sports. And he's getting
ready to fight Bobby Green and do all the press for it. And we have Bobby Green on a
food truck next week. But Mark Cachev is doing all the interviews and he's going, he just
hates that stuff. Yeah. And Kabeeb goes, this can all go away, just loose tomorrow. And
this all goes away. It's really simple. Just lose you have to do this.
And he's dead serious.
Yeah, it could be dead serious.
I gotta see what they say.
He was just lose.
You know how this all stops.
It's really easy.
Just lose tomorrow.
This all goes away.
You say this in Russian to him?
No, I'm English.
He was just lose.
That's all you gotta do.
He was this very, he was this very simple.
Ah, that's so good.
He was just lose and you don't have to worry about doing this.
That puts it right in perspective.
Fucking don't, don't be over this dude.
Yeah.
This is incredible.
The territory.
Heavy lies the crowd.
So true.
Look, he gives us your job.
I'm about too much media, like Coach Javier say.
If you don't want, just lose. You're going to come just lose what she tells him everything very simple very simple
look at how you hate it this is your joke like like like coach say if you don't
make Lara interior just lose nobody gonna come you have to lose
make champion just lose.
He goes, it's very simple.
Very good, you know.
Who cares if you're tired?
No one cares if you're tired.
Nobody cares.
That's a layer.
That's a layer.
No anatomy of a fighter.
Have you watched him?
No, I got to watch him.
I got to watch him.
One of the best YouTube channels.
Really?
Yeah, I got to watch this shit.
Yeah, I love that stuff.
That's fucking how you do.
Yeah, you would love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that. You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that.
You'd love that. You'd love that. You'd love that. You'd love that. You'd love that. You crazy? I thought you'd like that. Yeah, you don't realize what you have. Well, when you get to that level,
it's like, you have utilized the crown.
Like Frank Marius just said that and even Rhonda,
it's like, you want to be champion,
then you got to be champion shit.
Yeah.
Where the USC's bank on you selling this pay-per-view.
Yes.
So while your opponent is the contender,
they're doing half the interviews.
You're flying to New York and you're on ESPN,
you're doing all this shit.
And then you got to fly into, you know, the fight. When you're dating Rhonda York and you're on ESPN you're doing all this shit and then you got to
fly into you know the fighting rod at the height of her power. Mm-hmm. And so you probably saw it
firsthand man. That's not that's a lot of pressure. Heavy lies the ground. Yeah. Quick question.
No. People like what Connor deals with I can't imagine. I can't imagine. I can't imagine.
No. Such a bad attitude. I know. Such a fucking better. And then you have to deliver. It's crazy.
It's crazy.
People hate on champions who are long-term champions or people who just keep putting themselves
out there.
You know how hard it is?
He could stop, but it's just so hard and he's just willing to constantly and always put
himself out there.
I don't like the way he behaves sometimes.
I'll be honest.
No, I don't go signing a lot of stuff.
Like, he has antics outside, but man, especially him, a guy with a-
Force of nature. Force of nature his aunt is outside, but man. Yeah, especially him a guy. Force of nature, force of nature.
No one liked him, man.
Came out of nowhere two in a way,
like decided to be that.
Like was for a long time, you know,
was was a just a fighter or a journeyman.
I mean, did well, but I wouldn't say a journey.
Not a journeyman, but just decided.
You're gonna walk away.
I'm gonna take over.
You can walk away and it's going to happen.
Yeah, they just sparked it.
It's a cool question. Quick question, when you talk about lot of way. And it's something happen. Yeah. Let's just spark them.
Quick question.
When you talk about the money thing with UFC,
have you heard about the recent thing with the MLB lockout?
Yes.
And then this are the games.
But also, you play too many games,
I'm not mad at it, but carry on.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, it's just, because I think they're complaining about their pay as well.
But it's just like...
It's hilarious, because if...
You know what I mean?
Well, it's hilarious, because they make so much money. That's what I thought. And it's also a if you know what I mean? Well, it's hilarious because they make so much money.
That's what I thought.
And it's also a 50-50 split.
That no one has a better, like, players union association.
That's majorly baseball.
Okay.
Majorly baseball is the blueprint what every leak should go off of.
It's 50-50, dude.
Yeah.
They make so much fuck around.
Mm-hmm.
It's so awesome.
A minimum is good. And I don't know what the whole that is. I don't know if the owner is trying to change something. I don't know what the details on it. Yeah, I think so much fuck around. It's so off minimum and I don't know what the whole that is
I don't know if the owner's trying to change something I don't know what the details on it
Yeah, I think but in general those baseball players are
Taking those here in a little bit about it, but I just thought it was interesting when you pass the basketball again
Take they have so much power is the the players and the and MLB and NBA have all the power like they're their union
Oh, whatever, yeah.
Damn monsters, and they make so much fucking.
That's why they can get it.
That's why you see five years, $500 million.
And also, it's guaranteed NBA, whatever,
six years, $700 million guaranteed.
So I never play again, you owe me that money, bro.
Fuck.
Now Aaron Rogers just signed some crazy deal, I think, right?
Like the biggest deal in NFL history.
Yeah, which deserving, I was hoping he'd come to my Denver Broncos,
but we got the second best, Russell Wilson,
Paul Er, AC West is lit as fucked.
The thing about, we got Derek Carr,
we got Homeboy from San Diego, was it Hubert or whatever, and then you got Patrick Mahomes,
case, not bad, and then you got Russell Wilson.
Yeah.
I'm fucking crunk about it, dude.
That's your, your dad and Vibrancos.
Oh, die hard.
My dad would not quit calling me yesterday.
We loved the Broncos, he's like, finally we got one.
Cause we had one since Peyton Manning. Right, right, right. We finally got one. I was like, well, I one. We had one since Peyton and I think we finally got one.
I was like, well, I wish it was Aaron Rogers, but this ain't a bad second.
But and then I saw the rumors and you know, Lauren Landau, who's their
strength coach. I, uh, I said, Hey, any truth to Russell come in?
And he goes, maybe and Lauren is like, you know, he doesn't want to be
the guy that leaks it out, but a maybe from him, I'm like, oh shit, it's going down.
Yeah.
Now we gave up everything for him, but it makes sense, you know?
So how does that work?
How does that work?
We gave up Drew Locket, which is whatever,
Drew Locket, which is fine.
We gave it right, Tyden, who's a badass.
Who's a tyden?
I forget his front or something like that.
It doesn't matter, that's okay.
And then we gave up first-second round picks,
next year, first-second round picks, the following year.
It's a lot.
But I tell you right now,
they're having a Russell Wilson in any of those draft classes.
He's a proven warrior.
Also, he's had no help for years.
He's such a baller.
Here's the problem with the NFL though,
is when you pay a quarterback, you'll notice.
When you pay a quarterback so much money
because of salary cap, you don't have money
for other players.
This is why Tom Brady's fucking brilliant,
because he went, no, no, no.
I don't want all the money in the world.
I want you to sign other guys so I win championship.
I'm already set financially.
My wife makes more money than all you fucks.
So I'm all set, dude.
He's worth 450 million.
So he goes, I'm good on money.
Pay the other guy so we can win.
Russell Wilson went, give me all the money,
and then they go, okay, cool.
You're not gonna have an offensive line.
Enjoy that, and he got lit up, got hurt last year.
But him on the Broncos, dude,
we're super contenders, baby.
Wait, so did he take a pick up before the Broncos or no?
Absolutely not.
Oh, still, our defenses lit. We had receiver. Yeah, I'm excited, man. So you still
yes. As a Broncos fan, it's been tough. It's been tough. And the F.C. West is so good. We're
like, we're fucked. Yeah, we get a Russell Wilson. I was hoping in Rogers, my favorite
playing the league. Is he? Oh, yeah. So she have the vaccination stuff here hold on Cooper cups my favorite
But that's your boyfriend, but but Aaron's yeah, Aaron's daddy. Aaron's daddy. Aaron's daddy. Cooper in Roger's ad
Aaron's daddy. Daddy. All right
Dude Cooper. There's a guy I finding I finished
Love his blind last night the reunion. There's a Indian guy in there. I forget his name
The worst person in the world,. The worst person in the world?
But the worst person in the world?
Because you don't watch it?
No.
So you know, I love his blind works, right?
You go in the pods, you make a connection.
He's only dated white blonde white girls.
He's never dated someone in his race in Indian.
Yeah.
He make a connection, he doesn't know it
with the Indian girl, pretty girl.
Really pretty girl.
Like she has a great heart, awesome girl.
Have you watched the cat or no?
So she's dope.
She's like this girl's great.
They make connection and they're saying stuff
and then he's like, oh, are you Indian?
You're like, yeah, he's like, I never dated a brown girl before.
She goes, I never dated a brown guy before.
He's like, I date blonde guys.
He goes, he was like, I date blonde girls.
It's connection.
It's all stuff going on.
They're in fucking Mexico, you know.
They see each other.
They see each other and he's like,
wow, you're gorgeous, blah, blah, blah.
She's never had a guy at her meet her family ever.
She's super strict, great human being.
He goes and meets the family, all that stuff.
Then off camera, like he's telling me,
and he's like, I'm just not a track dormant.
It starts like clowning her physical appearance.
It starts doing to the other guys too. I just, I'm just not a track dormant. It starts clowning or physical pain. It starts doing to the other guys too.
I'm just not a track door.
It starts shaming her a little bit.
So it becomes a villain on the show.
She finds out he's talking shit.
She's like clearly when I get married.
Dude, during the reunion, this dude, I mean,
you need somebody like, what are you doing dude?
He's so outrageous.
You would watch it and be like,
how does somebody not beat him up?
There's one big black guy who's like,
he's like, he's like, you don't speak for all of us dude.
Like, because this black guy get married to this black girl
and he's like, it worked, the experiment worked for me.
That's your perspective.
It worked for me dude and he keeps talking shit.
And the black guy says something,
they don't tell us on the subtitles.
And the black guy goes,
I promise you don't keep going down this road.
And the little Indian guy goes,
you should try me.
I'm like, what?
I was like, kill him right now.
Now bring him up.
He only said it because he knew it wasn't gonna get beat.
Bring this guy up.
If I was on that show and that little Indian dude
was like, you will, you simply have to shut the fuck up.
Yeah, yeah.
And so listen, I'll squeeze it.
Now, one part I kind of agree with, I have a bit.
He talks about, he goes, this experiment's stupid.
The experiment should be love is blurry.
Is it that guy?
Yeah, that's him.
He's the worst human in the world.
And so he goes, it should be love is blurry
because he goes, you guys are taking out physical attraction.
He goes, I'm just not attracted to the women in this room.
And then the host is Nicholas Shay in his wife.
I love Nicholas Shay.
I forget his wife's name.
You know what I'm talking about?
Vanessa, you know what I'm talking about?
Yes.
I know that.
He's super pretty.
He's super pretty.
It's the next one.
It's the next one.
It's the next one.
Vanessa of the Shay.
In front of Nicholas Shay, her husband, he goes, I'm just not attracting anybody on the show. It is it? It's Vanessa Lachey. In front of Nick Lachey, her husband,
he was, I'm just not attracting anybody on the show.
It is, I don't mean to be mean.
I'm just not, no one's asking by the way.
He's going, yeah, Vanessa Milano.
Milano.
So, Nella, Minelo.
Minelo.
So, he goes, yeah, he goes,
I'm just not attracted to the women on the show.
Like, you can hate me all you want.
He was like, in this room, I'm when you're attracted
Vanessa, it is what it is.
In front of the husband. And I was like in this room. I'm when you're attracted Vanessa. It is what it is in front of the hug
And I was like how does nobody what his ass?
He's never had his ass
Yeah, he's never had his ass
He's never been punched in the fucking face. There's no way and sometimes you need that. I don't know how you're going
Super fast. I don't know how he I don't know how he got away with it
Well because he's on the show their security guards around and he knows now
As Josh by nest said you need more guys He's on the show, there's security guards around, and he knows, I'm gonna put that in there. And that's a good idea there.
That's Josh Barnett said, you need more guys.
You need more guys.
And then the one of the guys on the show's name Shane,
he looks like Cooper Cup,
if he did all the cocaine in the world.
The guy's uncoking the entire series.
Really?
I have to grow away, go back.
That's the girl that he was mean to.
They can find her looks, her culture,
even though he's Indian, like just a piece of shit.
And she's like a fucking sweet heart, like such a good person.
Everybody loves her.
And he just was shit on that.
I bet you a lot of this stuff is scripted.
I don't think so.
No.
You don't think this shit talking is?
Think it is.
No, there's no way this is that guy, right?
That's the guy who wanted to beat up the Indian.
Oh, that's the guy I was ready.
Yeah, that guy beat us out.
Him and his wife aren't gonna work out, but that's whatever.
You don't think so? Absolutely not. He's like a wild girl. my girl, he goes out all the time. Those girls like, homebody reads books.
First night, they were like, by themselves.
He's like, all right, we're going out with the boys.
Was that like some bar drink into like two in the morning?
It's funny how, how this kind of shit is so popular.
But now what they're doing, because in the season finale
and that's the new show, the new show is brilliant.
The new show is couples that have been together for like five years. And what they're doing, because in the season finale,
and that's the new show, the new show is brilliant.
The new show is couples that have been together
for like five years, and one wants to get married
and have kids, and the other is hesitant.
So what they do is put them in a situation
where they meet two other people
that they think are gonna connect,
and then the show you gotta decide
if you can get married and stay with your,
you're like man or woman, or go with one of these new guys. It's so good. Yeah. Have you seen I
don't know they don't in Japan. Have you ever seen their candid camera shows their
reality shows like big brother? No, they take it like they take a couple steps
too far. Yeah. Where they had the fucking famous singer and her manager, they get in a car
and this is the joke, ready for this?
They, the managers there, she's there,
mask gunman, grab them, tie them up,
put them in the back seat of their own car.
Well, that's, is that,
this is all, they don't even know
what the fuck is going on.
Yeah, I know. It's like their version of the production it stated? Or that's written? They don't even know what the fuck is going on. Yeah, I know.
It's like their version of the production company though.
Is that what they're doing?
Yeah, of course.
Oh, okay.
And the guys get in the car and drive them on a ramp
into a semi, close the semi, come out and say,
we're gonna hold you for ransom starting.
Terrigating.
Sounds fantastic.
It's unbelievable.
The girls crying.
I mean, there's no way that show would make it in a
man. Never, never. Me, well, the manager, this manager, he's these are kissing in on them. These are, no, these are kidnappers with guns, right?
The fucking manager starts fighting them.
And he's like, kind of a martial artist guy. He's screaming into I mean, what a badass. Do you see who he really isn't real life?
Yeah, that's what I was saying. It's like their version of mean, what a badass. Do you see who he really is in real life? That's what he's like. Yeah.
That's what I was saying.
It's like their version of punk.
But that's the kind of thing you're just a man.
It's the man who just would run.
I got one even better.
They have a bath house.
And these old men are, they go to have baths.
These are Japanese, they're like 70.
Uh-huh.
And they have the dude come down a slide
into what he thinks is gonna be water
It's like that's the slide. It's old dudes. Yeah, it's an old man. He's naked. It's fuck. He's naked
He comes sliding down. He thinks he's gonna get into a warm pool. It's called the prying good shape. Oh, no
Yeah, yeah, and he slides down
He slides into a dining room with a 15-formal diner.
See, this shows fantastic.
It's crazy, and they're all like this, no,
it's like a live squid game.
It's like a live squid game.
And you see like,
come this way, you guys running out with flat lasagna.
Dude, is this on Netflix?
It's not, it should be.
It's the greatest shit I've ever seen.
They had that kind of shit where you just be like,
oh my fucking god.
Dude, there's a show on TLC, it's on Hulu,
it's called Hot and Heavy.
It's handsome dudes, handsome looser,
but attractive dudes who are into really fat girls.
Now when I say fat, I don't mean like thick, like,
you don't cut it.
You don't cut it.
Like where you lose them a moment.
I'm talking, when you're full. I'm talking, it. Like were you losing your mouth all over your phone?
I'm talking, she went to the doctor,
she's five, one, four hundred pounds.
There are men who love it.
See that guy, he's a handsome dude.
Dude, he just loves this big girl.
Yeah.
And he brings her to the bar to introduce some of his friends
and his friends like, why?
Like, what is this?
No.
I'll talk to my girl about it.
I go, but if that's what you're into,
like, who gives a fuck?
Like if that's, like I like small waist big asses.
That's in my DNA.
I like a fat ass skinny waist.
I can't help it.
There's nothing I can do.
This guy, I don't know what happened.
He's wired to like just big chicks.
There are guys who are into that.
And then one guy, the one girl wants to get out.
The one girl wants to get tummy surgery.
And he's like, whoa, whoa, why would you do that?
And then when they interview my zone,
he's like, actually would like you to get fatter.
Oh, God.
That's what you say.
What?
Because I want to get bigger.
And I was like, God bless you, man.
She fucking snacked it.
But look at, like he just loves her.
He just loves her.
Her and her three friends who are just massive,
getting the hot tub and all the water leaves the hot tub.
And they're all, but they're having a great time
and then and then and then the one go go to the it's like shallow how go up yeah it's not though because
they know he'd be pissed about now there are guys that are truly there's a
see the couple of the kitchen yeah so he's a super chubby chaser, right? And then they're like having a nice,
like she doesn't like to go out of the house, right?
Because, you know, yeah, it's a bummer.
So finally he talks to her again out of the house.
This so fucked up.
He talks, he's like, let's just get ice cream.
She's like, okay, let's get ice cream.
They're getting ice cream.
She has her ice cream and some guy drives behind goes,
enjoy the ice cream, you fat cow.
No, no, dude dude it ruined the entire episode
I was like and I told my girl she goes do you think they planted that went I do because
I said it's really fucked up I do because any guy that's gonna some hater that's gonna say that loud for sure
It's gonna cost like no one's gonna just not cause yeah, yeah, he'd be like hey fucking cow move you fat bitch
He everything be like, hey, you fucking cow, move, you fat bitch.
Everything was like.
What a fucking terrible person.
Well, the husband goes, pull of your piece of shit.
Be fun to guy, I was like, what's up, bro?
It's Josh Barnett gets out of the car.
No, but the poor, it's just like,
that's sad.
But no, that's not condition, right?
It's like a thing where, I don't know what's going on.
Thie Reuid, right?
It's a lot of things.
Oh no, it won't shut your mouth.
It's a lot of things.
I mean, you can blame it on Thie Reuid.
Sure.
You know what they do?
So people have that problem.
Do you know, do you know, I told my guy,
I said, would you, I said, would you rather have,
it's a fun game.
I said, would you rather be 400 pounds,
where you know, 400 it, they much can do. Yeah. Yeah, you can get to tell me surgery where you farm pounds
Yeah, you're and then get to surgery your skin to be melting off. Yeah, that's a nightmare
You look like Frank's dying. They cut all the skin off. It's a nightmare story would you rather be 400 pounds or have one arm and
The best body ever and can eat what if you want me shredded. I told my girl one arm. She was your crazy
Oh, you know sick of fucking arm one arm and I'll get a fucking
Carbon fiber like robot on it, but I'm shredded
And she's like, oh 400 pounds like no fucking way, you know, you know uncomfortable that is
It's so uncomfortable. But even she like works in office. She's like they just don't make offices for people like me like well
What's standard office late hard? We can't We can't build the office for 400 pound people.
Like if you watch my six-pound pound life,
when they have to go to their doctor visits,
you just don't call up your buddy,
or hey, can you pick me up?
Well, no, because you're seven or a pound.
Do you run a car for that?
Oh, no, we have no car.
Forget a car.
You need one of those scooters. A scooter? That'd be fun. Yeah. But it's not Disneyland. It's not a scooter. The
fact people need something on a scooter and it's like, we can't do scooters. No.
No, we have to call an ambulance and then an entire firefighter team comes in and
has to like wrap you in a fucking sheet and then seven guys, seven to eight
guys have to carry carry out of the house
into the back of namelands that is cleared out.
Just to get you to check in with a doctor.
It's a nightmare dude.
That's not easy.
Now, you know what they try to do with those people now?
They do fecal implants.
Excuse me?
You know that?
Yeah, poo-poo.
They take the shit from a skinny guy like me
and they put it in your asshole for because it'll change the
Bacteria in your gut, and I wish it was that easy. Yeah, it's a tough one, but they've had some they're trying everything
Yeah, if that if that worked I would take your
Your asshole I
Shit I have a funnel and I take a shit right into your shitter and you know that's been done before right?
It's probably a fetish. Well, yeah, no, no, I take a shit in your ass
That'll see like this fucking your around your old
Wrinkly brown eyes I'm like this and go well, that's what you and then tomorrow
I show up just skinny as fuck. Yeah, then you're scared. Oh, I'm sorry. What is this movie human centipede that I was told I have to watch?
Oh, that's OG
You know what that's OG
So each other's mouth house
That's not it. Yeah, that's not a good thing
We'll do that came until range germinus. I said it's OG. They surgically mouth the anus forming human centipede
Yeah, I don't want to watch that no, I'm not it's a horror film and then he drugged you and then put you asked a mouth.
Yeah, I'm not like that.
Yeah, and then you wake up and your arms have been
like there's a picture.
Look at the picture.
It's what someone's gas.
No, it's the right, man.
Well, no, it's a big problem.
Where the sense of guardian.
No, and then so I guess the guy at the end doesn't.
The one where they show them, Chin.
They all threw it.
The actual set.
Yeah, that one, dude. Yeah, that one dude. Yeah, that one
That's a that's a real issue, huh? That's lame. Yeah, I'm not in
Also, how come to why I gotta show for you guys on Netflix? It's called the worst name the worst roommate ever
It's like a six-year-old
First episode of that. It's good. It's good. It starts off slow. I'm like someone's in it
I'm like somebody needs to kill somebody here what a bad human
The first time I'm talking about bad what it her criminal record
I fucking got so is a old lady and then she would take like people in like
Like older people into her house. Yeah, and she was helping and she would drug them
Kill them to collect their social security check and bury them in the backyard. She killed like
I'm to collect their social security check and bury them in the backyard. She killed like nine.
This old lady?
She a serial killer.
But she had a box of kittens that she was feeding with a bottle just so you know,
you saw that she was.
No, she had a cover.
How many bodies does she have on her?
Nine.
Nine.
But she got, she got a life in prison for three.
The other ones they couldn't prove.
But they were buried in her backyard.
I mean, I mean, I'm going to be with it forever.
For, I mean, yeah, she got away
She died at 82 in prison. Wow
And then the next ones I did I just watch half of it. It's a guy's a squatter. They can't give him out of the house
Uh-huh. I assume he kills him better
Yeah, I need to hit that shit hard man because that that first
Take on somebody fucking kill somebody like say to say the killing first and then I'm a vet Yeah'm sorry. Take it on. Somebody fucking kill somebody. It takes a while though.
Like say the killing first and then I'm eventually.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Some people are looking at other people as objects.
They're not people.
They're just things.
They're just like that bottle or something.
Yeah, they're social.
Social path.
A way.
Just born different.
Yeah.
Putin, please.
Same thing.
Oh, wait.
Is that what they call serial killers social path. Yeah, no all serial killers are a narcissist
Social path like they have no and they have no remorse
Zero you're a real narcissist. I have and they can they never ever like you can see them
It's fascinating actually you can see them their whole life and they have one burnt bridge after another
They have they have
Thousand falling outs with thousand people and it's always there for yeah, it's never one common denominator What it is they don't realize it even after 60 years old they don't realize it
It's a big thing. It's like but just like the bdk killer like dude
He hung like four years and seven. Like just think about how-
Yeah.
All men-
And like in that like,
a scene of seven, like,
or he sat down a little brother
to watch him kill the sister.
Yeah.
Think about that dude.
It's so,
demented, it's sick man.
It's so crazy to me.
Oh, God damn.
Yeah, he got dark.
That show is good.
I don't have any shows man. I ran out of decks. Have you seen Pam and Tommy? No. God damn, that show is good.
I don't have any shows, man.
I ran out of decks.
Have you seen Pam and Tommy?
No.
Everyone's been talking highly of me.
I just finished it.
Yeah, it's about Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee sex too.
I'm in.
And it's good.
And they show everything.
Everyone's wearing prosthetics.
There's like, they show Tommy Lee is like fake dick.
Dude, that's the first like,-o type of thing I've seen
when he hunks the horn on the bus or on the boat with his big dick.
He's got a dick on it.
We got a dick on it.
It's good.
That girl who plays Pamela Anderson, her name's Lily.
It's a mini-sauce.
She's so good.
Yeah, she's a killer then, I guess.
Eight episodes.
She's so fucking good.
She gets the mannerisms down to a T
And the show popped off so hard that Netflix actually approached Pamela Anderson to see if she want to do a documentary about her life to get her side of the story
Yeah, so she's doing it. Oh
Where they aware of the sex tape. Oh, yeah, they shot it
So yeah, it was like a home camera video tape.
There were a sick one.
Yeah, there were videos of like their fan.
Yeah, there were videos of like their fan.
No, they were robbed because the premise of this story
is that like Tommy had screwed a construction worker over
and he broke into the house, stole a safe,
and in the safe there was the tape.
Oh, they looked through it.
He was like, oh, I'm gonna make money off of this
because he owes me money.
And so he sells the tape and that's how it got it.
But did they get, yeah, right, yeah.
Well, yeah, you can't do that.
Oh, did work on it.
Now there's laws, even if like someone released his,
like let's say he sent someone a dick pick
and then released that on the internet.
Oh, yeah.
And this was during the time when the internet was brand new.
So there were really no laws on what you could and could not post and so
Like their sex tape in combination with the internet started to just like spiral out of control where they couldn't stop and legally had no grounds
First time. Yeah, yeah
Do you hear the girl Jesus Christ that she was good looking? Did you hear the first kind of,
I guess lawsuit and the metaverse happened?
Some dude like grabbed some girl in the metaverse
was like, oh, you know, and then she pressed charges against them.
What?
Taking the court.
You kept listening.
Oh, I don't know what the fuck would he do that?
Think about being the metaverse guy.
Yeah, right?
I don't know.
Who the fuck does that your character man? Get the fuck out of that. Yeah, she's just suiting them. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man.
I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. I'm not a man. It's like a video game. Yeah, it's like I saw guy. He was clubbing like baby seals
Is it a camera the comics name is so fucking funny from Canada?
And he was just fucking clubbing seals and he's like guys in real life. No people like oh, he goes guys
Guys, this is this is it's not a real seal. It's a fake seal
Yeah, it's not even existing watch I can fuck it and it's fine
He was so funny. Oh look I found a puppy and he just spiked it.
He goes, okay, though, it's true.
He's really funny, comic man.
A monster.
But the metaverse were headed that way.
You know, I'll give that to what they're gonna do.
Are you guys investing into it?
Nope, I think I can never do it.
Transhumanism is a weird thing.
I mean, we're gonna have no choice in the future.
Yeah. Yeah, it's a weird.
Why, I don't subscribe to it. Yeah, no.
No. It's such a strange thing.
All right, Jim, what do you got?
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all by the way um... adam ray
you know the committee
he's a
please don't really
in the pan and Tommy thing
good for Adam man
and i'm good actor
good guy too
alrighty
yeah there is a video uh... covering deonon Sanders and his football career and in the video it shows
that he actually had to have two of his toes amputated on his left foot.
It's his big toe and part of the second toe.
That's a big toe.
Yeah, unfortunately.
He had to have the amputated because he was having a lot of issues with his left leg and
I guess something to do with,
like, it was kind of off circulation,
they just had to take it off.
Yeah, it was a blood clot.
And this video is graphic.
Oh, hell yeah, there's no logic.
Yeah, all right.
But he's awake, what would you do?
Yeah, final, proceed.
No, he's on the amputation.
There's life.
I believe it's a no.
And his second toe, which was very emotional.
So, how do you see the deal?
You talking about, you're about a four, two, three,
four, yeah.
I see a waker.
I think he's this, I think he's down on the ground.
Look at all of his toes look bad though.
His foot looks bad.
Yeah, sure I can.
I don't look so scary.
Oh, it looks like it. Oh, he's awake.
Now, the hardest thing of it all was to look down there and see that and understand, you know, once upon a time, you was this
You know, once upon a time he was this type of athlete and the best. You don't even know if you're going to walk because all you feel is pain.
You just want to get out of this hospital.
You just want to get out.
Jesus Christ.
Man, oh man.
And what I wonder what all that stem from.
Some kind of a complication he was sick
And it was something Yeah, he's great barstools also brail it for doing all this
That's fucking crazy what a good guy. I got to know him a little bit back in the day and
I worked with him for a whole long to scroll down chin. I want to see what's go it says
Amitation became necessary after Santa suffer complications from surgery and to develop blood
clots.
Santa is so underwent multiple seizures last year, become aware that his toes turned black
as the bandages that were on his feet were changed.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, shit.
Can you still walk about the big toe?
The big one's so important.
You have to have rehab to learn how to do it.
He's athletic and out.
The pinky can get rid of.
Yeah, you use your toes for balance
Oh, yeah, maybe he can because he still has the other one
He might have to kind of adjust the way he wants but yeah, I want to put a box up your stomach on there
So just so I think you I think you can because you're getting the need that like push off of and you need your
That's crazy dude
Especially after the old man. Oh big one like big though so big. Yeah, that's a big that obviously didn't watch from growing up, but I wouldn't watch
his highlights on YouTube. Oh my god. Oh my god.
No legit. Just shut down.
And say I'm the best ever do it. Yeah, this ridiculous.
What else you got, Jenna?
It's gotta be my. So during the the war there are a handful of people in the Ukraine
who are choosing to take advantage of the situation and loot homes, businesses and a lot
of locals have seen that and did not like it. So there is currently a trend where they're
catching looters and either saran wrapping or taping them to polls with her pants down has like a sign of shame
Yeah, so this is one and then there's another photo if you keep scrolling
What's he saying
To be funny
It looks like they slapped us a little bit I'm sorry. It would be funny if I put them in the other way. It's not a good time. It's not a good time. Why not?
Why not?
You got to get it right.
It looks like they slapped a little bit.
You know how cold that is right there?
That's what you get.
Looting is poor businesses while they fucking pound.
I don't see so many of you blowing up.
What happened?
Look at this.
It's tight to the fucking thing.
It's the right.
You can't be, uh,
I'd be fun if you put on the other way though.
You have the dick out.
You know, did most of the,
not even want that did to stick to that pole.
It is in the Ukraine, uh, during the Crimea war.
It was, uh, neo-Nazi groups.
Mm hmm.
Those are the hardened like battle.
It's really weird because the landscape is Jewish.
Mm hmm.
But the, the sort of people doing a lot of this stuff and a lot of the fighting and stuff are a vowed neo Nazis
Well, that's Putin's whole propaganda. Yeah, that's yeah, but who knows?
He's trying to do not defy which is yeah
I'll hold it for a thing, but but I hope the president of Ukraine doesn't get killed kind of a badass
He gave out his location to all you have to go look at the
if you cranked a say work were a neutral state
well that's what he said that's it he was what he was what the the ideal of us
being part of the gop i'd love to talk about his
with were open and not being part of gop not you know that's a grand op
uh... they don't know you know he was like were open yet because that that's
really smart that's why they cease fire the other night all they need just Um, NATO. NATO. Yeah, he was like, we're open. Is that true? Yeah.
Because that's really smart.
That's why they cease fire the other night.
It's all they need.
It's supposed to get a lot worse.
You just want to demilitarize the border.
Yeah.
Know that you know NATO's not just doing, just say we're a neutral state and become prosperous
as fuck and just get back to trade.
You know.
Fuck man.
Dude gas prices out here.
How about that?
How about that?
Same. How funny is that Trump, like two years ago,
posted if Biden comes to President
gas, gonna be $67 and was like, you're full of shit.
Yeah.
Excuse me?
Yeah.
And then also to fly anywhere now.
Like my ticket to Nashville is,
you're talking prime time,
some provocation.
It's all fucking nightmare.
Dude, nuts.
So to fly right now.
I mean, they're so expensive. Yeah. I'm going Miami and I was like, it's nuts.
What the fuck are we talking about here? I mean, what else you got, Jim? That's what it
is. Yeah, that's what the fuck it is. Because, you know, we travel every weekend. It gets
expensive. Oh, was if you're bringing other people. Yeah, when Jay told me, when Jay told me much Nashville
was I'm like, what was there?
Conventing?
It was a music festival.
Jay's like, no.
So he's just all that's how much it's.
It was the same thing for Springfield expensive.
Wow.
Yeah.
That gas.
So this poor professor was doing a lecture
and he had the projector on.
He had it on his emails which he didn't
uh... time to take off and sometimes professors do that
but the students notice that in the back one of his emails was a notification
from only fencing that his description was going to be
either like renewed or it was ending and so
now was a description of cats only fan
i don't know how to do that that would be hilarious Now was a script in the cat only fan
That'd be hilarious So it looked like he was good
No one thought of it
Yeah, just a little embarrassing moment for this professor. I don't think anyone thinks he's like a creepy purve
It's just a little embarrassing. Hey, let him have it. Let him have it. So what he wants to look at
He's a regular dude who happens to be a professor. Yeah, hopefully he doesn't
lose his job or something. No, yeah, I would never know. It's all legal. Yeah, it's just embarrassing.
What else you got? I don't know too much about this. I'm sure you know a lot more of the details,
but yeah, these football player Calvin Ridley has been suspended indefinitely for gambling
But he wasn't gambling on any games that like his team was a part of
He's suspend for the entire night season. Oh, not not with gambling. He's he's suspend the entire
22 season. Yeah, no pay. Oh, no, no
2022 season, yeah, and he might pay. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, my God.
The, there it is, the leaks and our press release
today, now it's in Calvin Ridley will be
suspended for at minimum, the entire 2022 season
for gambling NFL games during a five day period.
Oh, my God.
This happened while Ridley was away from the Atlanta
Falcon on non-foot, so he was in plane and batting, dude.
He played only five games.
So he announced on Halloween that you needed to step away
from full lot of folks on his mental health, all right.
So that could be the end of his career, I hope not.
According to the NFL, no games were compromised
in any way, no members of the Falcons organization
where aware that Ridley bed on games.
Isn't that crazy?
But it wasn't games that he was in. I had nothing with it. No, it didn't have anything to do with the team that he was playing on.
It says the New England Patriots and the Houston Texans are interested in trading for him. Yeah, he's a stud.
Yeah, I also heard that the games he was betting on were like five eight game like parlites. Yeah, betting 50 hundred points.
It's so clear. Clearly what they just they just don't fuck around. He can't be in that film bet on NFL games. Yeah, been 50 hundred pounds. It's so stupid. Clearly what they just don't fuck around.
It can't be in that film, bet on it in a full game.
Yeah.
They don't fuck around.
What else you got?
Fair enough.
All right, let's see here.
Uh, got one.
You mentioned this before, Brenn.
The Morgan Wallen.
He won the AMC album of the year after being banned
from the ACM's last year, right?
Because the end word, yeah.
He's destroying right now.
And even right now.
I saw a meme that said, I saw a meme said, cancel cultures officially over.
He also, his album dangerous, the double album officially spent more weeks, 59 in the top
10 of the Billboard 200 chart in any other country album of all time. chart. And then people realize he wasn't being racist.
He was just...
He was drunk and being stupid.
He was very stupid.
But he was also not using it in a derogatory term.
He was saying it.
To another white guy, more drunk.
You know, you shouldn't be saying it, but also, you shouldn't lose your career.
And also these pussy country music stations who took him off.
The audience went, excuse me.
And then dude, he put this,
history was always my favorite subject in school.
Now I get to make it.
He's just drawing.
More weeks, 59 in the top 10 of the entire 200 chart
than any other country album of all time.
That is insane dude.
That's the people fighting this cancel culture
with stupid shit.
The masses spoke man. Yeah. I love him. He's the people fighting this cancel culture with stupid shit. The mass is spoke man.
Yeah.
I love him.
He's one of my favorite.
Well, because all of us know the human beings,
little more complicated.
Fuckin' you say things, you know.
Flores, everyone says stupid.
Well, these are things you don't mean sometimes.
It was a neighbor,
while he's getting dropped off by Uber.
He was drunk with his buddy, a neighbor filmed this.
Yeah, there you go.
Fuck that neighbor too.
Oh, peace is good.
You know I'm making the world better. And what did the neighbor get? What did they get out of this? Yeah, you know go. Fuck that neighbor too. Oh, peace. You know what did the neighbor get?
What do they get out of this? Yeah, you know, like in the world of that
You're not doing it. That's my problem with all of this. It's like you're not doing any
If I'm more gonna make a wall and I send that neighbor a care package. They thank you
That's exciting. And I'll say this and send the album to
Yeah, I think that's actually the answer to everything I did this the old story
I've told a thousand times guy gets mugged in New York City camera with the author's name
He always wanted to write a book. He's in the hospital for three months
He writes a book because there's nothing else to do and then he wrote a letter to you in the New York Times
thanking the mugger for fucking mugging him because he never would and I think you can turn anything like that into a person.
You got to do it.
What else do you got to do?
Fucking let it make you bitter and be a bitch.
Yeah.
What else you got to use?
Speaking of billboard, this was very interesting.
Good transition.
Okay, cheers.
So this artist, I don't really know much about this artist but so I talked to my boy Adam
22 who's like balls deep in music, right?
Because some fans sent this to us,
and then also Mark sent this to us.
He was like, have you seen this guy?
And I'm not, I was, he had that one rap song,
you sent to me to the high lead.
Oh yeah.
So his name's Tom McDonald.
He's a conservative rapper.
Exactly.
Or more, more, more.
I'm even right.
Like I'm right, right, right, ish, but what I'm-
I heard he kind of makes middle ground points
Yeah, you know everything he's saying about it. Yeah, it's not a dummy
It's not a very well, but what's interesting about him why fuck with him is
You know he's independent. Yeah, and so his he has a weird model
I think comics or whatever business sharing could learn from his marketing
So he he releases some songs on streaming platforms
Which is always a hat to them basically no he didn't have no YouTube fine, but as far as digital like it's really someone I
Tunes and Spotify, but then he also physically
Cells is out of CDs. Yeah CDs. Oh wow, but if you add up his streaming
CDs, but if you add up his streaming and you really says like one EP streaming, then you got to buy his album And he does merch. He does a bundle of merchants album at the same time
But if you add up all that and he can prove it you add up all that
He's number one on the billboard charts
So he's been doing for hot second probably making more money than God. He's crushing it. Shout out to Tom McDonough.
So then he documented him going to billboard and he said this though in this video.
If you're looking for the video, it says the biggest music industry screwdriver ever.
I can't believe they're doing this to us.
It's Tom McDonough.
He's at three million subscribers.
So he's independent.
He's self-made.
He shoots his videos himself edits.
Him and his girl
put everything out, he does all his merch, whatever crush in it.
So his issue is it with billboard.
He's like, it's not them.
They work with the analytic independent team that gets all the analytics of all the music
and then sends them the billboard goes, all right, this is the top 100.
So he goes, my issue is not with billboard, it's with the analytics team.
So he finds out who it is, hits him up.
Because his girl did, first of all,
because she's like, hey, we should be number one
on billboard, this is ridiculous.
It was cool, send me an email.
They sent 50 emails in a week.
They're going back and forth.
And they're going, hey, these are streaming numbers.
These are our physical album sale numbers
compared to your guys', we're number one. And they go, well, these numbers are so outrageous, we don't believe you.
So he goes, cool, we can prove it. We'll give you the info to look at our shop on the
backend access to see how much we're selling. Everything. He was, we can prove all this.
They go down all this, all the shit, 50 emails, all the shit, they keep asking for this,
they give it to them.
They give it to them, give it to them, they go,
see, we're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it.
Finally, nothing.
He goes, all right, we'll just give you the log
in the back end of our sales,
so we can prove it.
They just don't wanna deal with them.
They're like, nope, we're good.
Yeah, of course they don't.
Because obviously he's fighting the system,
he's not the same, right? That's right, and he's got a different narrative and here's the thing no matter how how you feel about his political beliefs
It's not even about that. It's about this independent artist has gotten so massive numbers
Then there's a number number number dude. They said he has over a hundred million views on YouTube alone
2021 over a hundred million. Yeah
He has all the back end.
There's an 18 minute.
The only way, basically, what I just told you,
I just gave you the cliff notes about it.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
And they were, so it's a third part,
instead of a proprietary thing that billboards should be doing,
I'm facing, right?
They should have a proprietary system.
They go to a third party data collection, data,
what do you call them?
Analytics.
Analytics. M&M produces a shit too, huh? No. No, no, no. third party data collection data, what do you call them? And a letter?
And a letter.
M&M produces a shit too, huh?
No, no, I don't know.
It's produced by M&M.
No, no, dear slim.
No, no.
See, right?
I don't know.
Tom McDonald, 14 million.
Potentially, yeah, I don't know.
So no, that's $1,000.
He's independent, he shoots all his own shit.
Well, maybe that one, he's independent.
Data tracking, that's what's in.
Data tracking, so they go to third party data tracking place
and then I looked up the data tracking place as well.
And they were telling them like,
like okay, it's called MRC data.
Yeah.
And they were telling them like,
if you have these sales, why isn't it in a,
why can't we find the publishing for it?
He's like, because we're doing independently,
we're doing our sales.
We're packing the CDs.
We have their warehouse.
We're sending it out to people individually.
I love this shit.
I love it.
But my thing I was talking to spells wanted to Jim.
I go, if I'm him, I'm making all that money.
It's kind of like a big comic who's just crushing.
To like take it sales.
Yeah.
Their YouTube special crushes it.
But what a reason they want this cosine from Hollywood go come on that place
Come on he admits that to you have to do that
He admits that later on I mean every single person I guess that wants to get into entertainment
No matter how like you know, you want to be independent you want to get the record
I know I would get it and if he and his numbers
You know come to the fact that he is number one on billboard, I do get it,
you know, it's kind of like, hey, we'll give you that right.
It's frustrating, like, no, dude, but he can't.
It's not number one.
I sold more fuck yeah, albums, but I'm number one.
This isn't real.
Yeah.
I think to his points, like billboard, it's not their fault because they're getting that
early from.
Yeah.
But they should have their own proprietary system, I think.
I really should.
Yeah.
If that's your business, what else do you do?
I mean, you probably just hired this third party
because they were just like, there's so much fun.
So when you listen to the actual entire YouTube video,
you'll see his communication
and his team's communication with that.
Yeah, in a trotty nut.
I watch terrible, it's terrible.
And then because his girl's been dealing with it,
like exhausting all the resources,
they have a guy who's high up in music,
even was like, no, these numbers are real man. We know for a fact, I work for this, you know, network, this one, they're dating it.
So then Tom gets on there and he's like, yo, this is actually Tom. And the email he sent,
he tears in them, but his like vocabulary, super smart guy. Yeah. Yeah.
But as Adam, and because Adam 22 knows music better than anybody. And he goes, for what he's niche,
he's been to it forever, but he's like the face of it.
He's like, there's a lot of other white rappers
who talk about this stuff, but he's like the guy,
but he was saying it's like a niche market.
And I guess he gets a lot of hate
from other independent.
And then I asked Adam, I go,
and they go, I guess he's kind of corny.
I think he's great, but I guess the narrative is he's kind of corny. But I asked Adam, I go, and they go, I guess he's kind of corny. I think he's great, but I guess the narrative
is he's kind of corny.
But I asked Adam, and he's like, I don't know.
He's like, I don't know him that well.
But I asked Adam, 22, I said,
it's he getting hate because he's so popular
and successful, which we know happens.
Or is he getting hate because he's actually
corny a bad guy, you know?
And I was like, I can answer, I don't know.
I don't know enough about him. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know enough about him.
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
I say it's the first.
Yeah, I didn't research.
I tried to research as much as I can about the whole data,
data tracking all this stuff and this guy as well.
The one lineage that I thought where I gave him legitimacy
is that obviously he has like three million subscribers,
a tons of views, but struggle Jennings is one
of jelly rolls dudes as well. He's on his album as well. So I Jennings is one of Jelly Rolls-Dudes as well.
He's on his album as well.
So I was like, okay, I'll give him more legitimacy after that.
Yeah.
I didn't look into him as much as I wanted.
I was gonna, because I love this shit.
I love this shit.
I don't know.
His background, I love it.
So I was like, oh, when they sent him, I'm like, oh, say less.
And then I was like, I'm gonna support him by merch.
His merch is so intense.
How's it going?
I can't wear that.
I never.
I said he crushes merch.
Like yeah, and he's got a strong one.
He's got a girl ship it out to.
They have a whole warehouse and they're together.
I think that, but they have someone that does it for them too,
but it's their own team that does it.
They're in the pentatons.
I get that he wants to know the writing from the billboard,
but at the same time, you know,
if I was in his position, I'd be...
No, he's super successful.
He's good.
I was like,
I was good to go.
But it would be dope to have billboard.
But it also does.
But yeah, and there's a bigger picture.
When we think about everything, it's like,
there's a bigger thing controlling all this stuff.
Exactly.
That's what bothers me.
That's what bothers me.
Yeah. He's done the work. Yeah. And he's been doing it for years. Exactly. That's what bothers me. That's what bothers me.
He's done the work.
Yeah.
And he's been doing it for years.
He has a day of work.
He has the day to come back and let him in.
And he's like, I'll let you in, which is dangerous to my end.
But I'll do this just so you can see what I do.
And they still won't sell it out.
Yeah, because he...
So it just shows you that there is a narrative in music.
There is this higher being that controls
everything decides who's who's who's you know it could also be that the people he's talking
to aren't even telling the higher ups. It could be that there could be a much appealing
difference. There could be a lot of our not telling the people at these big labels and
they have their own agenda. Sometimes you don't even know who the fuck you're talking
to. So it can be that.
It's so frustrating that when I was watching a video,
I'm like, oh hell, the stew's fighting the good fight.
And I'm gonna buy his merch and support.
But it's crazy.
I don't need a merch app.
I don't need a mask that I don't need a fucking bank robber's
magic is on cancable on it.
I can't wear that.
I don't need a bulletproof vest, Tom.
His thing is hangover gang.
No, that's not Lori.
Shirts.
They fake woke.
They still fake woke.
They know we're gang, gangover gang sounds fun.
The hangover gang flannel's dope.
No more snowflakes.
Listen, I agree with night and night.
I'm so shit.
I can't rock on the stage.
I'm not you, man.
Night, night, my God.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's good.
He's great, man.
Yeah, over one million of fans, fantastic.
Yeah, he's huge, huh?
He's great.
Yeah, he even brought up the way that Kanye released
his recent album.
You saw this then, yeah.
Yeah, he even said how like that made him not billboard
eligible because of the way he released it as well.
Because he went into the cabinet as well.
Or something like that, yeah.
Well, he was saying it's so fresh right
because he goes through this whole marketing campaign,
this creative campaign that comes up with
to release this shit, which is crushing.
Again, the comics and other music artists
should take notes from no matter what you think
of his music, but you can see with his marketing, it's brilliant, it's fucking working.
But he would sell his album in a bundle with his merch.
But then Billboard, he looked at all the rules for Billboard.
You can't do that.
You have to just sell the album.
So he's like, cool, we'll do that.
We'll sell just the album, still fucking crush it.
And then he put on a...
What do you mean he sells just his album?
He had that album...
He had that album back in town.
He had that album back in town.
It's Billboard.
Billboard just has to be your album.
Yeah.
He's like, cool, I'll do that and sell shirts opposite of that side from it.
So he's like, I'll do that.
So you guys are happy with that.
So he does that.
And then they needed like a code on the back and he goes, look, this is the first CD I've
ever done this just for Billboard, just so they would be in compliance still don't fuck with them
And just as you like there's a higher like yeah, there's a man controlling. Yeah, and there's you can have the
But it's also there's a political agenda too. Hmm. These these these these yes
They're just very much so believe in the wokeness. They are towing the line
It's just not there my. My problem is just not finish.
Should it work this way?
Not honest.
No.
Like, Bill Bush should be very black and white.
Like, I don't get fuck, what music it is.
If he's selling the most, that's number one.
New York and it's best.
It's like running a sprint.
If that guy runs a four two in the 40s,
guy runs a four eight.
You're around the four twos, the fastest.
I don't give a fuck what his agenda is I don't care look at look at look at the
gold medal times bestseller list and and whoever wins awards all that stuff I know
I should like how many how many did you sell how much is the New York Times counting I
know a lot of authors that are like they're just not fucking playing fair there is a there
is an agenda there is a political agenda that's what There is a political agenda. That's why bothers me. It should bother you. It's because it's it's a lie
But what's interesting and what we talk about is that you can get away with that for a while
But you ain't gonna make money the people making money are the ones that are still staying well the music
Yeah, it might be different, but the music and
Tristan is going to wrap excuse me if the weekend shut the weekend. Show your mouth. Yeah, that's fair.
Yeah.
But shout out to Tom McDottman.
Yeah.
That was a really good YouTube video.
All right, another thing that sucks with Cain Velasquez.
Yeah.
Yeah, I heard about this.
No, so it's called GoFundMe.
It's GoFundMe, yeah.
Because it has to do with a violent crime. So they refunded everyone that donated to his go from me.
Remember I tried to look for it on a shop show.
I couldn't find it.
So apparently they took it off and they refunded everyone.
Because it has to do with a violent crime.
Even though they didn't really look into all the details,
it's just because it has like, you know,
umbrella violent crime.
You have to take it off.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah. Is there other things? Is there, you gotta take it off. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Is there other things?
Is there, I don't know what you do.
Well, remember when they tried defunding
the Canadian truckers?
Huge go-fun me for them.
Yeah.
And they pulled it down.
That was the most outrageous thing.
That really made me angry.
Man, yeah, it's Hope Kane's all right, man.
Yeah, so sad.
It's a, there are a lot of charges to fight fight on this one and a lot of them in California are to carry some heavy penalties and there's judge the initial judge
It's like not a good first like oh, yeah
Women they denied him bit. Yeah, the the female judge denied him bail. No, he's a threat to society
About the MMA stuff. She's not reading those papers. What I's got hurt in it. Yeah, what she's saying is this guy
Got in a got his reckless got in a car shot into a car with two other people
On a busy on them off the road three times all that shit is crazy all that stuff is
Carries major penalties, but you had a hope he goes to jury in San here, sympathy, absolute insanity.
I've been on it to say, I don't make no fucking nonsense.
No, I'm saying like his case would be in absolute rage in
his sanity because the problem is he teafloored up.
Yeah, that's what you say.
Yeah, he has a bet.
One of the best lawyers in the world.
He's doing time for sure, but hopefully, you know,
we like, hopefully it's not 25 years, you know, they shouldn't
take it or not be.
Unfortunately, it's, yeah, it's tough. Yeah
What was good? All right, so this I saw as well some famous Korean YouTuber who was also a Korean seal for like seven years
He illegally went to the Ukraine to fight for the Ukraine people, right?
And now he's being punished.
And here's the thing that's weird about this.
So people are saying that he's doing this because he's a super popular YouTuber.
They think he's doing it for the clout.
Yeah, for clout. But I'm like, you're going there to fight for these people.
Yeah, clout or not. Either way.
Yeah, he went to the same place.
He went to the same place.
Yeah, and if you made it as a Navy seal in fucking Korea your no joke
Yeah, and he's like really popular in Korea, too
I just found out about this guy and then also
Let me see him looks like I'm not looking to do too. Yeah
Well, let me show you some of the pictures
He knows his way around a galaxy was a Navy seal. Oh, yeah
So he's you should be I think he said he's in the Ukraine right now. God help
they come to agreement. I pray to God that Ukraine president doesn't get assassinated.
And this is what he said. So during the Korean War, the World
Help Korea, which it's true, the Americans help Korea as well.
Yeah.
Ukraine is also served in the US Army. Now we will help Ukraine.
You can't just watch innocent people get hurt and die. Please pray for peace.
It's a wolf amongst you.
But now he can he he's gonna be punished.
And if he gets back to Korea,
or he said, if he dies, he dies.
But if he comes back, he'll face the punishment in Korea.
Why would they punish him?
Because he was not allowed to leave.
The travel man.
Yeah, travel man.
Yeah, he did it illegally.
Yeah, you create your just grandum citizenship.
It's not, yeah, 100% right?
He'll be fine.
He'll go back to Korea and be a badass,
not everybody.
That's what he do right there. Yeah, that's what he do. And he's helped with movies and all that stuff. And he goes back to Korea and be a badass though everybody. That's what you do right there?
Yeah, that's what you do.
He's helped with movies and all that stuff.
I think that's back to Korea,
it'll be like, oh shit.
Well, what a fucking stud, though, man.
Handsome guy, too.
Go back up to the picture with him and the gun.
Yeah, there you go.
Ken Rhee, his name.
All right, I hope he doesn't die.
I know it sucks, but I mean,
that's cool that he's going there to protect them or
Yeah, help
Starbucks and Coca-Cola leave Russia. Yeah, fuck and bands on the oil imports. There's no wind situation for a food
Hold on so all the things that we're doing right there's no wind for Russia
Right this this so bad and McDonald's Starbucks Netflix it hurts the economy it hurts it doesn't
Citizens to that don't want any
Yeah, these things that were put on these penalties it doesn't change Putin's life in any fucking fast it
That's what people so when we're doing all in binds like well, we're not buying away when I do that spoons like
Like we're not it's not harsh enough to make him change all you're doing doing is, all you're doing is just when the people of Russia.
Yeah.
It sucks for them.
It's horrible to do.
What else you got, too?
That's some of our field columns?
Yes.
It's a tough one.
No, no, because he's had some issues.
He had nerve damage from a vertebrae injury.
So now he can't drum anymore.
And this is a picture of him singing.
That's Phil Collins.
Is that Brian Callan?
Oh, that's good.
That Brian on stage.
I know.
He was amazing drummer, amazing singer.
That's a serious comic recording.
So he's like deteriorating.
Yeah.
He's 110.
I don't think he's 110.
No, no, he's like 70 something.
So he can't walk around. He doesn't even look 70 though. He can't walk
Yes issues walking, but he definitely can't
I think that's how he said yeah some vertebral that's Brian on stage vertebrae
Dude I'm a robust mother
Ryan's like the best example of like some of those guys
That's why the Joe's right is kind of so the Joe's right? That's why the jokes were. It is, got to tell the jokes were.
If he was actually that, I would not make fun of him.
That would be insanely mean.
It's a pretty good joke though.
Yeah, but if dude, if you were actually like,
Oh God, hold it in your eye.
I can do that on stage.
You know me, that would be if I'm like,
there's Brian and you can't move.
I mean, you know, that you just hope you have that.
No, the only reason we can make those jokes is because
I hope I'm your fucking
Let's don't be still torrent. He's got amazing fucking voice. Yeah, amazing songs. Let me uh, what do we know what happened
Though he what is it said of accident with his vertebrae?
They had nerve damage and it's like it's starting to mess him up. Can he sing? I mean, yeah, he's singing
Yeah, do we have any
So here.
Do you do in the Heel of the Night?
Or is it Heel of the Night?
It's a calling night?
I can be like come.
And the Heel of the Night is a TV show.
Yeah, what was it called?
I can feel it in the air tonight.
Yeah, it's called in the air tonight.
Let's see Phil Collins. Phil Collins in the air tonight. Come on, guys. Let's see if Phil Collins.
Now let's see.
Phil Collins in...
Yeah, time to Phil Collins 2022.
Live.
There you go.
Three years ago.
Oh, one day ago.
One day ago.
There we go.
We probably can't play this bit.
Berlin, don't you? fuck what you say Berlin don't give it fuck
Let's hear him
It's very tough
At least it's different to me.
It's better than I thought it would be.
What's the top comments say?
Oh, it's tough man.
Worth 300 million incredible voice to your town's songwriter.
Absolutely.
Of course, I think it's gonna be all positive news.
Well, 70-1.
It was hate on him, man.
I know.
Plus, he's doing what stuff, yeah.
But also, there could be a very funny
That's all I was I was I leave that it is there. How can you hate on Phil call? No
All right, this is the last you pay to see his concert
Hard pass I like to think of him in his prime. I'll tell you why I loved it
I was talking my girl. I want to go to Katy Perry's doing residency in Vegas. She can sing.
Oh yeah, she fucking kills it.
I don't know if she can sing.
I find her insanely.
Oh, have you ever heard of a capella?
Oh, she's hot.
Oh, gross.
She was a stupid singer, bro.
Yeah, with a single heart and a pain.
Stupid singer.
She can sing.
Yeah.
She was eating on the last American Idol.
She's crying around, is it me?
No, no, well, she's the world she's playing on.
Yeah, she's gorgeous.
She's gorgeous. Her body, everything about her. She's gorgeous. From body everything about her.
Yeah, gorgeous. I was on a plane. Where was I going? I think it was Sacramento next to her hubby. Orlando Bloom.
And I want to be like, dude, I'm a huge Gary Pettie.
Gary Pettie. Yeah. You might need to say. Oh, that was what we were going to be. Yeah. My
little light in the ass. Let me give me a call. Give me a call. I'm just saying if you need some backup.
You might need some backup come back up
Come flying through like the Kool-Aid man. Curry your head. I'll knock out you can take a break
Yeah, let's see what happens
Have you ever seen that clip of her where Russell brand?
Shoot her a text saying I wanted to force
Battery right before
Perform at a fucking arena. Shit
Rush
Go on today. Yeah, they're married. Oh wow brand new. Literally, right before she goes on stage.
Yeah, they're married.
And then how about this?
You know, she makes more of my Russell brand.
So they're like, oh, you're just doing this for money
and Russ Brand goes, I don't want a dime from you.
I just wanted to divorce.
Cause he was get like 100 million, he goes,
no, I don't want a dime.
I'm good.
I love that.
Yeah, he's great.
Brilliant man.
And she's still fucking performed.
Wow.
She was bawling her eyes.
So gotta take said.
Yeah, I saw someone. Getting off, she's like bawling her eyes. So got a text. I saw someone,
getting off, she's always bawling her eyes out.
Oh my God.
It's such an amazing.
They're like, we gotta do your makeup.
We gotta do your makeup.
And she was like, they're like, what do you wanna do?
We can cancel it.
That's the way she was like, no, I gotta do it.
Brands, she's so pretty.
Yeah.
She and her, uh, Orlando Bloom have a kid on now.
Yeah.
A mama.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh
Russell Brands married now with kids do
He does He has facts. He has facts. You hear him and Rogan together is my faith. I haven't heard listen to it
Oh good episode yeah episodes episodes. Yeah, he's fucking great. He's my favorite on there. Yeah, when I get you
Last one
Alrighty, is it just me? It's kitty. Terry. Katy Perry hot
Excuse me. She's just so I'm gonna go on on limb right now. I think we're on his very track
But Katy Perry to me kind of kills me. She's so curvy at hot. Oh god. All right, Brian. She I. Sorry. An owl shout on them. Um, what's this? This is just a
Sign language interpreter doing this thing and then I'll put a really big that owl shit all up on them
Let me see the original shit here you go
Oh, it gets on its face.
Oh.
Click on his eyebrow.
Does he sign language off shit?
Sorry.
He actually says something.
I'm like, you can talk?
What the fuck?
Oh, he cut his, that's a cut.
No, it's not a shit.
It's a dude who, baby.
It's dude who, baby.
It's dude who, baby.
Yeah, that'll drop the massive dump all over. Dude, baby. It's dude who baby
God that owl dropped the massive dump all over
Oh come on new
Take a check it up just now and there's Katy Perry behind him right there
So you got to get forehead Yeah, got that samurai hair too. That's a hell of a ponytail. That's an interesting back to words long hair
Yeah, that's a massive shit on them
Is that it that's it all right? I'm in Nashville this Thursday Friday Saturday all shows are damaged sold out except for the late show on Friday
Thursday Friday, Saturday, all shows are damaged, sold out except for the late show on Friday.
Zany's Nashville.
Yeah, Friday can be all stuff like that.
Friday late.
We'll see, man.
Zany's Nashville, we got a special guest as well,
jumping up on stage.
And then Chicago is the end of the month.
If Chinch could scroll down.
I'm gonna Chicago March 24 through 26.
My outfit is so fucking fire for that show.
Improv?
Yup, Improv Chicago.
Shomburgin. Shomburg, yup.
Rats like Chicago.
We keep taking Shomburgin.
About 40 minutes, that's that's a little fire.
Is it the Bulls jumpsuit?
No, that's not fire.
And then I'm in Stand Up Live Phoenix, Arizona,
April 14 through 16.
Get your tickets right out, thickboy.com.
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We'll see you there.
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Be ready. I will be bringing heat. All right. And then Springfield, Missouri. I will
see you this weekend. March 10th through the 12th at Blue Room Comedy Club. And then
April 8th and April 9th. I'll be in Salt Lake City at Wise Guys Comedy Club.
That's it. That's it.
and then April 9th, I'll be in Salt Lake City
at Wise Guys Comedy Club.
That's it?
That's it.