The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 780

Episode Date: March 14, 2022

The guys talk Shapel's show in Missouri, Bryan's show in Phoenix with Shapel's dad, Brendan's show in Nashville with Jelly Roll and doing Bussin' With The Boys with Will Compton and Taylor Lewan, Khalil Rountree's inspiring speech, Bryan's active shooter simulation, Pete Davidson finally responding to Kanye, Tom Brady un-retiring, Jussie Smollet going to jail and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Papa Chappelle. Met Papa Chappelle. Was he, was he wearing a hat? He was wearing a hat. He's always dressed. He's always dressed. He had some jewelry on a great guy. And by the way, you sound a lot like him.

You can look similar. He's a chip off the old block Is you get a chip? I don't even I don't even know with him to send it to shebell. Oh, yeah, I posted it. Oh really? Yeah, it's just them meeting You know he's great man. Yeah, he's great dude, huh? He loves you man. He's so proud of you You you guys got to like talk and he came to the green room. Yeah, he said to me. He said my son's got such guts man I would never have had the that the kind of guts yet had. I said, and I said, yeah, but you and your example and what you went through is might be the reason he's a comic. So everybody, everybody

contributes, man. I thought this was your dad's Instagram, like, Jesus Christ, he post a lot of it. That'd be funny. Get off his nuts. That's just all man. He's great. He's great man. He's great dude man. Yeah. He was so stoked to meet you. He messes me this morning. He goes, man, you got some good people in your life, man.

I'm proud of you. What are you doing? He goes, but enough with the emotional shit. What's good this morning? That's just how he is. He's like, you see a video, Janet, oh, it's Cardinal's hats lit That's yours buddy Yeah, we do sound alike. It's kind of crazy.

Is your dad how old to that? He's younger than you. He's 20 years. I think he's younger than you. That's hard. Because he was, he ought to say, I was like, I don't think y'all are the same age. He's young, because he had me, yeah,

he had me and my brother, young. I think when my brother was born, I think he was like 17. He was in Juve. So he's about 40. He was in Juve when my brother was born, I think he was like 17. He was in Juve. So he's about 40. He was in Juve when my mom was pregnant. She does probably 40 something. No, he's not 40 something.

No, he's in his 50s. I think he's 50. Oh, you're 30. He might be 52. He might be 52. He's 52. Yeah, he's 52. About three years ago.

Oh, so, yeah. Yeah, he's 52. Hey, yo, let me tell you something, all right? I want both of you to know this. Springfield, Missouri. Dude, you've said this about it. It's fucking all over the place. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, doing the theater, like right across the street from you, whatever. Okay, and it's an improv or what is the...

No, it's called Blue Room Comedy Club, right? I think it's about like two something. Yeah, okay. Man, you know, like when we went to Boise, it was just, yeah, that's how it is there. I don't know if it's something with the smaller towns. Yeah, well a lot of big guys don't go through the room guessing?

Yeah, so like, I mean, listen, if I did well there, I can only imagine what y'all would say. Saturday, Saturday, a lot of big guys don't go through the arm guessing. Yeah, so like I mean Listen if I did well there and I can only imagine what y'all would Saturday Saturday in Arizona at Santa Blive and how Limikowski jumped on for a guess that she killed it. Yeah, yeah Luis Kevin Mac Everybody agreed. I don't know if I've ever had crowds that electric. I actually don't know I'm sad. Yeah first show was so crazy. Sometimes it's so weird how a crowd can be. It just depends. It's literally like they're on Adderall's stuff. Yeah, yeah. Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, I've been like they were like a downtown. No, I'm telling you Brian I'm gonna do it. You will really love it. They have a nice little it's not a big downtown. Yeah, I like the small town

Yeah, the smaller downtown great coffee shops great That's what they I think that's what they kind of like It's a small town while we have like good food and like good Don't dope bar. There's a bar called J.O.B. or something like that You went to the bar, huh? You went to the bar with my buddy when my guy I got it okay, but they had great food. There's got some great little town and their their thing there is Cashew chicken. They're known for their cashew chicken. That's what they're known as an Asian dish That's what that's what they told me you know, but I actually had a really, really, really good time there.

I thought I was gonna cheat on my diet at Haddie Bees in Nashville, cause you did, but you still doing that, yeah. I'm still on it, Brian Dwarfman brought Haddie Bees for everybody in the green room, and I was like, oh, now's the time. Yeah. And I took one small bite,

and I'm like, I'm just not feeling it. Yeah. And so J8 mine. So now you've been on the, on, on meet and whiskey for how long now two months Okay, that's it. I feel well Well, when did I do when was stuff matters in January? Yeah, that was January. Yeah longer. Yeah, long that two and a half No, was it you know, yeah, it was January cuz

And it was around your birthday. Yeah, yeah, cuz that was the thing we were like we do this for a birthday Yeah, so what about two and a half months? Well, I mean, I did cheat last time. My girl's next in food and it's been problems ever since. I don't feel like. Stomach is fucked up, yeah, I bet. I don't want you to. When beans and peppers get in the mix. No, it's the fry, like the tortillas and stuff, because I had carbs in them all.

My God. Yeah, my God. Yeah, it'll bloat you up too. Not fun. No, it's a problem. The natural was great though. Yeah. You look like you're having a blast.

Yeah, so much fun. See you popped in. problem. The natural was great though. Yeah. You look like you're having a blast. Yeah, so much fun. Do you got to do it? Popped in, the Stefano, Jeff Dye was there, Jelly Roll came, got everybody hammered. It looks smaller. Sure. Yeah, yeah, no, my triv- no, he does. Bro, the last one.

By the way, go back to, I don't know. You did bust him with the boy. He's a little Compton, our boy Will and Taylor. Oh, you're now, now I got Taylor. Now take a look at Brennan. He's a pro ball off on the left Look at that guy. He makes you look very small How tall is that guy six six six seven? I mean played it. You don't see a miss dude. He's a all-pro did He's a monster. He's monster show All-pro, dude. Uh-huh.

He's a monster. He's a monster show. They're, they're, they're, they're monsters. Those boys are great boys. Those boys are game changing. What they're doing, they take the bus now and they go to the spring camps, the football team. Oh, sure.

And Nebraska, University of Nebraska last week. They're Michigan this week. Wow. I love, well, how great is, well. The best. Just, there's wives do any day now. Really? Any day now.

Wow. And they're through bar stool. They're through bar stool. Yeah, they're doing the thing, yeah. They're, they're crushed. They have a new facility now. Wow. And they're too bar stool. They're too bar stool. Yeah, they're doing the thing. Yeah, they're crushed. They have a new facility now. Yeah. It's so cool man.

You still go inside the bus, but last time we were literally outside in the Nashville hot sun and had no AC. Like, dude, we're dying. Yeah, you got it. So now they really stepped their game up, man. Yeah, those boys are crushing it. Jelly, I warned everybody in the green room.

I said, Jelly is gonna offer you more alcohol than you've ever seen in your life. You gotta say no. You can tap one or two, you gotta say no. Nobody listens. David threw up, brother threw up. Jay was through. Jay was throng.

Jay missed the bus with the boys. Jeff was hammered. So now, and then Jeff can drink. And I went home, yeah, and I went home, I went to the soul house in Nashville And I was like all right. I'm out of here like where you going like dude? I got to be up at eight to do a pod. I got this appearance from my whiskey. Yeah, I can't be out man Well daddy, everyone else stay. Yeah, I I ended up doing

Sugar Sean's Podcast we had a blast. He's fucking great. Tim. He's the best great. They're fucking I had a good podcast with this guy I had a lot of fun and he uh he's gonna be it's really he's a very very smart guy Look at me. He's a silly goose always stressed like that. He's he's negotiating his contract right now You see himself. He's doing himself Yeah, and then they are the weight room. he's doing it himself man Damn yeah, you see a boy Cleal round tree. Yeah, you see his interview. Yeah powerful powerful very Like very very emotional he's on food truck

Cleo's gonna be on food truck Wow, yeah, I text him right after because I was in the I was in the green room was right right before I went on stage. I didn't pay 10 Did he retire? Should I be is that his last one? I thought no, no, he just said I want to tell my story But like he goes I want I want to tell my just so you know he's like bullies 300 pounds When I met him he was selling Fight gear do the one the OTM fight shop in Hunting Beach. He was really huge. He's 200 pounds. He's jacked. Yeah. Wow. You've

seen him before me. I have Alex. I still want one question for you now. For the next clue that's maybe staying on his couch right now a little bit overweight. What's your message to him? He's got a knockout win, too. Destroy the guy. Oh, yeah. It might sound a bit cliche or we've heard this before, but your life matters.

Wow. Wow. Jesus. Oh, he's thinking about all this shit he had to face together. Yeah. Jesus. This thing about all this shit he had to face together. Yeah, he was 300 pounds. Bullied all that shit. God, he's got a love of a guy.

You can be special. You can be strong. You can be seen. You can be strong You can be seen you can be heard Life is beautiful If you make it that way, it doesn't have to be how everybody else makes it seem. Stick around, stick around another day. I would have a lot of things like that to say, man. Thank you.

Absolutely. Crazy, huh? Yeah. I know. How do you not love a guy like that? How do you love someone? You like, when you, when you see that kind of moment where he just pauses, you just, all the things he went through, it's just like, boom.

That's the journey. That's the journey. You thinking about the right there and it took for him to get oh my god like 300 pounds and you've never seen the before and after I'm not I'm not but you know and by the way Is there any way to avoid that journey to become a complete human being to it's like there's something so beautiful about that struggle? Man, this is look at him look at that. Oh, I've seen this. Yeah, yeah And he fight said 205 have mustache what a stud Come on man, you got a nice red and first team all body now first team all bought that crazy. Yeah, damn it dude

I got to start getting some tax Now nutzos Crazy. Yeah, damn it, dude. I got to start getting some ties. Hey, and he Now nuts us. What's he been trying to Thailand? Yeah, it's a Thailand. Yep. Yeah, we've been fine for a while now I think he said it's 12 years. Yeah, he's a man super fighting In a show me I thought he was talking about retiring. This was last one am I right? He didn't mention Yeah, but now he's talking about, he's gonna continue. Yeah. So nuts man, that fight was crazy. Not dude.

Oh my God, he's getting dude. He prides foul, kicked them and just, I mean, and then dude got up and then just got them with a good vicious, super vicious. Lord have mercy. He's such a good person though. Yes, such a good guy. Like, you still talk to him?

All the time. Yeah, I text him right after his interview, you know, text me back and stuff and just been chopping it up with him. Like, I don't know, I remember when I first initially heard about him, it was just like fans tagging me in his, because he's in a punk rock. Yeah, yeah.

So fans were tagging me in his post. And then he started following me, I started following him and then we just became punk rock. Yeah, yeah. So fans were tagging me in his post. And then he started following me. I started following him and then we just became homies. Yeah, he's a good dude. Speaking of violence, I had a bit of an experience that trained, but I trained in firearms this weekend. And how'd you do? Well, so what is it?

So now simulation, but? Yeah, so a guy named Travis Haley as a Haley's strategic. You said these videos to Rogue and I, I have a bunch of them and Rogue was like, I'm getting one of these things in my house. So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- So now- Activative shooter situation in a dark room in a house in a movie theater and The laser on the bullet the laser and is is perfectly accurate. It's exactly like shooting it Oh, God, did you get to pick what situation be? No, I did not. They don't tell you okay? Oh, by the way one one other thing you're wearing a 10,000 volt contraption on your naked skin.

So if you get shot and you don't kill the guy and sometimes a guy can have a bulletproof vest on, you're gonna get shocked for two and a half seconds and it fucking sucks. You really feel it? Well, you'll see. Well, you'll see what happens to me here. Hell no.

But they take you through this whole thing. Now, I don't know what's going on. Watch this. There's psychite, you're up. And you don't know you're gonna be a movie theater. Nope, nothing watch And now standing I know right this will make me puke Well, cuz you're now your nervous come on if I get shot I'm gonna get shocked the fuck There's Travis teaching me how to break See I think on my back right there?

That's a hostage situation. See? Think about what your eyes are doing right now. What? No, I'm not telling that. No, no, no. No, no, no. You see how the blood here is so intense.

This is, I don't know if I want this in my life. This is, they train you and it's so scary. Now it's all, now I'm walking by. It's 3.6 years, it's 180 years. It's so behind you. It's almost 3.6. Where are you fucking dating the world like the nature is right now? There's a screen behind me and everything.

And now be a few shooters and innocent person running while they fall down. Yes, which I did. I shot a car. I shot a car. I shot a cop. Yeah, watch. So watch. Yeah, watch. I'm being distracted.

Watch. It's a job. Beware being hired to play the actors. See, I shot him this time. Is that good? This guy was coming out with a gun. That was a cop. You shot him?

First time. I was talking to the film right now. See that guy shot at me? And I almost killed him down. Cops got hit, on Alan. Oh, what? Kill the cop. Kill the cop.

No, I didn't kill the cop. No, I'm good here, I'm good here so far. Now I don't know what the fuck is gonna happen. Now remember, if I get hit, that thing is gonna shock me so badly, see? This is what cops deal with. This is what squad team guys, this is what special forces guys. And you can do this with an M16 or M4, and it's got a really crazy charge.

It's so addictive, it's crazy. Now look, it's dark in a squad. What is the 27 minute video Brian doing this? Oh my God. Brian. 27 minute video Brian doing this. Oh Brian! Oh Brian! No, oh, they got shot hurt, the guy from behind. This is one of those simulations they do. Now watch it, it's really loud too, you can't tell here it's really loud.

So you're, everything, they measure everything that you're doing, you're breathing and everything. Now watch this. No, you outdoors. So you're everything and they measure everything that you're doing you're breathing and everything now washes No, yeah, I'll door See you had a gun watch this shit watch this Oh shoot shoes Oh, she, she was a, oh, you tossed it off. I killed her though.

I fucking got her. She was a bad guy. Yeah, I got her. I got her, but she got me first. But I got her, but dude, you guys, look at how sweaty. I was sweating. That shit burned me. My back was burning.

For two hours, my back was still burning. It was that bad. Yeah, it's that bad. And then I do another more hot fucking caught, too. So what they do is they do it. My back was burning for two hours after that. My back was still burning. Yeah, it's that bad. And then I do another more half fucking call too. So what they do is they do this. You hear the dispatch and it says, and the second one I did, the dispatch says,

shooter bulletproof vest. So I hit shooter. But then what happens is the woman comes running out and she goes, she's screaming, they're in there, they're in there. I didn't hear they. So I thought there was one dude. So I killed one dude, where I, with a head shot,

he had a bullet professor, I had to get his head. And then I was like, I got him. And the fucking, yeah, I relaxed. And the guy, I discharged a shotgun. I got like that, as I'm dying, I'm like, boom, boom, I caught him in the head as I died, it was good. So while I was being shocked, I got that moment. That shock treatment, look at Tense's photo.

You get so addicted, what other scenarios was there? Every scenario you can imagine, they'll put you in. And they can control it. So they can put like a cop who comes in, they can put a guy who shoots you, they can do their fucking. Is there a different every time? Every time.

And they won't. So if I go through it, I'm not gonna, like I saw that. Oh, you'll get, there are infinite numbers of this. This is this is this is what yeah this guy Travis So this guy Travis Haley is he didn't he's a very quiet guy this this dude's not gonna Tell you anything about what he did but he was for he was recon marine and then he went on do other shit You know one of those guys and I know about him because he was the black water sniper He was the guy they caught but bring up black water sniper on YouTube for are we allowed to show you this on YouTube? No, not black water sniper even though it's okay

He was the first gotta go viral during the Iraq war where he and I see it feels on Yeah, just bring up black water sniper so you can see what the fuck he was doing and they actually caught him He didn't know what he was doing. He was was doing was work. And he was holding off, he was holding off, 1600 insurgents. They were trying to close in right here. And he's just taking these guys out. And this went viral. We don't better use them.

But just watch what he's doing here. He's from the 90s. This is 2004. This is the first one of the first combat videos to go viral. And then of course he, he stayed in the military for a long watch. He's just taken it out. Because they keep their contriving to come in on. They were everywhere. The Mady Army. We got a Griffith 3. They're all running out.

Well, we got lunch and got a white. What they're all running out well we got lots of gosh what a gig yeah this is him another hall I asked got that guy big group coming yep on the wall squeezing off squeeze it off what do you say to you squeeze it off just a professional a fucking professional operator Proquies enough well you got a whole group of them and he was he was recon just they're they call them the jack They call them jacks jacks of all trades so they can do they can do underwater shit They can do sniper stop. They're all you know. They're only I believe in these recon guys. They're only

Something like a hundred those or three okay period the level of calmness Yeah, yeah, the whole different thing. That's where Delta gets their guys They're in Iraq. Jesus. Yeah. Yeah, this is no joke man It's just like it just goes on and on and but this went this went Like you can hear him talking this went viral because then there's a second part There's a whole bunch of there's a whole bunch of video on this guy and his team doing crazy shit. But again, you meet him and he's got he's a very successful businessman now. He's got all this stuff, but dude that it's called Haley strategic. How long? I'm gonna hook you. How long is he? Yeah, I'm in you and Rogan when

you guys go there, Rogan's like, I want to go. Yeah, I said to Travis, I go, Rogan wants one in his studio and Travis,, I can make it happen. But do you? Yeah, I wouldn't want that in my studio. It's such a good thing to practice though. It actually is because it teaches you how to kind of stay calm in every weird situation. It's like the learning is. But you actually learn a lot about yourself too.

Like you learn a lot. It's really interesting. That makes sense. Yeah. Because what they always try to do is that the biggest problem with teaching squat or anybody in combat situations that you can't mimic combat. It's like what you always say. There's there's training sparring and then there's actual fight, right? And it's a little bit like that like where they where they're always trying to figure out a way

to get you to be able to see shit that your eye reacts way faster than your body. So what they want you to do is your body and your eye to do it together. Your mind works really quickly, but you'll do crazy shit. And a lot of cops and a lot of people in those situations, people don't realize, no, if you don't train all the time and even then you hit you shoot, you shoot civilians. That's why when there's an active shooter situation, they always say you should carry a gun in case you're there. You know what happens? If I'm there and I'm in a mall and there's an active shooter situation, they always say you should carry a gun in case you're there You know what happens if I'm there and I'm gonna mall and there's an active shooter situation

I'm like I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do that. I'm trained. I'm gonna kill this guy when cops come in to that arena When they shoot you right away. Yep, they you're done because they're like he's the shooter. They don't know So there's all so so the other thing that I'll teach you is to keep your gun concealed while you're doing it. It's all that stuff. It's a thousand things, man. It's a thousand. Oh, here's the other fucking crazy thing. They'll have a guy, there's a woman in an ATM machine. My buddy, Kevin, Kevin's like there and the guy gets out.

You see the car pull up. There's a driver. Actually, it's on video. There's a driver. And then there's a dude who gets out and you see the guy walking up to the girl and he looks at you and he goes, don't get involved. And he goes over and our next thing you know, Kevin's like, what the fuck?

And he pulls out a knife and he's got it there and I'm like, shoot him. And Kevin's like, what the fuck? Hey, hey, and the guy just stabs her. She's dead. They lay. Too late. So then they do same scenario with me.

I'm ready, bro. I'm ready. The I'm ready guy comes out Put I don't even I see him going. He goes don't get about. I pull my gun the minute he gets that woman boom boom I blast him. I'm like you're fucking dead. Here was the problem that time I didn't have a knife. Oh, oh, man. I didn't have a knife. I was so jacked up. Well, what do you do? What do you do? He said he, that could have been a guy's, that was noob. Why was he in the back seat?

I go, because he was trying to, he goes, or it was noob. And he goes, he goes, go on over there and tells wife, hey, what the hell, why I been calling you, where were you? And you just shot an innocent man.

And so they teach you that shit. And unless you are training that, yeah, being a cop and being, what's even crazy, I'll say that helps with even that. Of course. It's still like, but the more you in, the more you, the more you, it's called,

the more you inoculate yourself to stress, to stressful situations, the more training you have, the more the safer you're gonna be, and the better you're gonna be in those situations. And the less likely somebody innocent's gonna die. Dude, you gotta see everything. It's like being a quarterback.

Like a quarterback can read a field in split second time Yeah, or the cop that someone using his Yes, he does very well He does very well. Yeah, but but but but they're probably probably not enough Does he have like multiple things going on or is it just that simulation? What's most of the things? It's pretty expensive though. Yeah, I mean our government could afford it But yeah, well you also learned so much to, when you see those dudes, when you see those guys shoot,

like, like, they're on it. They can hit you with a head shot. They, you can be this close to somebody and ask the question, pop up up, they, with their eyes open, pop up, pop up. I mean, and you can throw them in. He, he do run the, I saw, I saw his buddy who he trained, who wrestled at Purdue, but just strapping young kid, military kid.

Dude, I thought I was a big deal. I was kind of happy with my shots. Uh-huh. And then I saw him. So I was like, dude. Yeah. I was like, oh. Different fucking level.

Oh, dude. And you don't know what's gonna happen. One dude, there's a kid. The kid shoots, the kid pulls the gun out. And there's a girl on the back of this four wheeler. Now the kid shoots, and one dude, now the one guy shot the kid pulls the gun out and there's a girl on the back of this four wheeler. Now the kid shoots and one dude, now the one guy shot the kid, right? He's just that good.

But there's this one SWAT guy they put in the simulator and you know what he did? He dove behind the tractor. And the guy goes, what are you doing? He goes, I'm not shooting the kid. I'm getting me out of tractor. I'm gonna let him shoot at me and drive away. That's pretty badass.

Yeah, that's a badass motherfucker. That guy knew even in simulation, not to kill a kid. I'll tell you how the kid did. And if dope behind the fucking, and you didn't get even killed. But if you didn't get simulation, is he like jumping on the ground? No, he didn't get a like, he told.

Yeah, he's like, who? Want to dope through the screen? Because you're so afraid you're gonna get shocked. That's shocked. That fucking 10-0-0 sucks. But it makes it so much more fun. That's been a fucking tough buttershawk too. I don't know, they both suck it so much more fun. It has to be like tough buttershark too. I don't know, they both suck.

You're wet. It's so, I don't like that shit. I don't either. It's not a pain that shit. But when you go there, you're gonna love it. You gotta do it. Is it close to, is it? Yeah, it's 20 minutes away.

Oh, come where you are. But it's so worth it, because he's a great guy. Yeah. They have scientists there. So when you go there, they have a bunch of scientists that will study your breathing your parasympathetic response While you're how your eye tracks, that's actually you can get better better. It'd be cool to see who's heart rate It's all crazy. What's that called is it hailey hailey strategic? Yeah, hailey strategic What a badass content, but the story I won't say on the cheap. I won't say the story, but he created this company and the story made me and Kevin, I was trying not to cry when he told me the story.

Why you got choked up? Why you created it? Yeah. He had a moment in combat and I won't, it's not my place to say, but it was, I tried, I was trying not to cry, he told me the story. I could see him get choked up. Kevin was like, dude, I was about to cry. I go, tell me about him.

He's done. It's a thing. I'll tell you how I'm doing there. But it was so powerful for him that he decided, this is, I have a liability in combat, and I need to figure out a way to make sure that I can train people not to react to what's going on. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Good not to react to. To yeah.

Oh Jesus. Good guy man. Yeah, it's a good talking guy. Where'd you stay at in Phoenix? I stayed at the Palomar, but now on. You know that's where I used to work, right? No dude. You were, I know that's where I met you.

Valley alone. Valley alone. From now on Daddy stays in Scottsdale. There's no reason standing where else. I'm standing. All Scottsdale, right? Why you want to stay out there? Better.

It's nice that the restaurants and it's... I'm a blue guy. You like, okay, it's the blue. Me and Brennan did blue. No, that's fair. We like our restaurants, our coffee shops. Yeah. We stayed at Airbnb in Nashville.

The years of the problem with Airbnb is there's no like official committee on the ratings and reviews. So we stayed in this dope place, but it's off the busiest road in fucking Nashville. It faces the road, dude. Like, I don't know why they just don't be like, hey, great place. You know, if you're here to party and stuff, this is perfect, but if you're trying to sleep

or get rest, this ain't the place. Did you read the reviews, though? Yeah, Jay read them. There's no one's, cause everyone's, cause they're on in their drunk, but no, it's not even that, because if you leave a negative review, and then they'll come after you and leave negative reviews,

so nothing's honest on their way. Oh, wow, that's weird. They need like an overall sanctioned body, like an official review, like great place on a busy road. Yeah, I've been, because you don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been doing a lot with, you tear a few beers, too.

That's my problem with it, it really is. Five out of ten, roll a is. Five out of ten. How about a ten? How about a ten? Awesome. Yeah, they're half-ord night-mish. I got one in Miami. Yeah, this coming, this way.

It's just tough to tell. Unless you know the city really, really well. Even if you do, they're like, yeah. Unless there's my hometown. That's what I'm saying. Like, if it was an Arizona, I'd be like, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I don't know why, yeah. But like, anywhere else, it's kind of like

a ton of airplugs. I mean, I've also gotten some airbd's really nice house beautiful house in the hood. Oh, yeah They don't tell you no One can touch it. Oh, we've been touching. I was gonna fucking buy a train track backyard was a train track I think I remember that every every two hours Every, every two hours. That's right, you, that's right, you, that's right, you, that's right. I've also had video.

He's, I've had, two in the morning. Shhhhh. Two in the morning, six in the morning. Oh, 10 in the, I'm not, not. Even when we stayed at Dallas though, there was gunshots down by that 7-11. Yeah, that's what it's all right. Yeah.

That's funny, because when I was in Dallas, I heard gunshots. You are? Yeah. Two in the morning, like, like, and it was a shooting. Yeah. Oh, also a Nashville snow. Dumping snow, Fred.

You don't say. Same as Springfield. Dumping snow. Yeah. That's why I don't live in Nashville. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah.

That's why Josh left. He was like, I didn't know four seasons. I remember going to visit, I was at West's house and in Nashville and I remember, yeah, and I was like, it's so cold here. Yeah. Beautiful. I was fucking visit I was at West's house and and Nashville and I remember yeah, and I was like it's so cold here Yeah, you know, I was but fucking I was like but I can do this anywhere do it was 20 it was 20 high He's cold springfield seas coast. It was fuck. Yeah, he's got his coast Free you'll freeze it was tough. Yeah Mm-hmm, and I Arizona this time you're great weather

Yeah. And Arizona, this time you're a great weather. Now summer, we're gonna have a little, summer little, yeah. Well, you're not going out, so I can't. Yeah, please. June, baby. June is a hard, unbelievable. 70s?

Yeah, clear skies and 70s. Yeah, at least been fucking bored. Yeah, yeah. It'll be good when we go there. When you guys go on, April 14th. And you're doing stand up live? Yeah, yeah. You're 15, 15, 16. You're gonna sell out.

You're gonna love it. Yeah. Well, am I there to you? Yeah, 14 through 16th. I got Louisville this weekend. Everybody Louisville. Louisville. Yeah, let me know how that club is.

I told you about Blue Room. I like it. When are you going to Blue Room? I don't know, sometime in I think. I'm telling you, you're really gonna like it. I can't wait. You're really gonna like it. I had to push it off a bunch of times, but now I'm gonna go. No, yeah, no're you're really gonna like it. I can't wait. You're really gonna like it I had to push it off a bunch of times, but now I'm gonna go. No, yeah, no, you really like it. Yeah good

They're great out there. Is that me goddaddy's a good Florida three weekends. Oh boy. Oh shit I didn't realize I was what we got well I got Miami book my M. M. Probably 25 27. Oh, you got a little bit of time got Tampa 15 Hill a lot of Florida. We got some Florida. We got the pandemic anymore daddy There's no reason to keep going to Florida. You know everywhere's open. Yeah, how about Tiger School today? No mask first day. No mask really Whoever says kids aren't stoked tigers like that on the amaz like you're a master He's like no way. Yeah, you got that. You're like, oh, thank God.

It's always been outrageous that kids had to be a mask. Not so. You know, fuck yourself. Not so. And I think that when our planes can do way with masks, it was supposed to be March, I think, like 18th or 19th, but then they extend for another 30 days. Really?

They say it's TSA is a big reason because they, you know, they deal with so many people. Yeah, I get it. I don't. I absolutely do not. Yeah, it's part of being alive and civilization. I can't wait for that day though. You know what sucks off if you're a kid

because it's up to discretion of the parents. So I would assume 95% of parents are like, no, no, no, man. Think about it if you're the kid where your mom makes you wear a mask. Yeah, I know. I can't stand those people. No. They, mask. Think about it if you're the kid where your mom is wearing masks. Yeah, I know. I can't stand those people. No.

They bother me. Yeah. The people that when, when I remember when Gavin Newsom was like, take bites at the table in your own home for Thanksgiving. Don't sing, don't talk about it. Don't talk about Fauci said no Thanksgiving. And yeah, and take your mask down to eat

and then back up. Yeah, how about I piss in your mouth, Newsom? How about that? How would you learn a mask? I get Peace in the middle of the douchebag. The glirty the worst like just people like that. I can I thought I he's so insincere I just he's just so full of you. I was just fucking out of touch with the dude. Yeah as it dude He's not like that when you hang out with him. So I've never hung out with him You can run for president like that. Yeah, good luck with that. Yeah, even California. He's so insincere.

It's like, I don't know anyone that fucks me. I know, I don't know. But he should be a little bit more. Because in real life, apparently, he's a dude. He's a fucking dude. Okay. No, he's a can. And it's like, just be a fucking dude.

He's just, he's not that. He's a soy boy. But I mean, he's the one. No matter what we say, he don't give a fuck. Not a very smart guy. The worst. What'd you say? Not very smart.

Good looking guy. What do you got, Chin? What do you keep eating over there, Chin? What's the sound? Non-stop. What's the sound on the podcast, non-stop? No, because it's boiled. That's why I had to get it further from you guys because it can smell.

Oh, when you buy that, it smells buy that thing, it smells like a fart. It does. You can't even tell the cats know she's, you see, she doesn't smell it. It smells like a fart. Are you taking the shell off? You're having a neck. You're having a hard boiled egg.

I'm having a, I'm starving. Jim Fuchs was a fucking hard boiled egg. Nothing like, you rock and roll with those eggs. Something about a hard boiled egg. Jim, have you been, I told you, I told you, I told you this on the shop show,

Jellie, Jellie, where he wants me, he's gonna start podcasts, you know, like a seasonal podcast where I'm gonna help him on and a thick boy. But then he was like, man, I also wanna talk about getting the music business, like, Jell, no music, man. He's like, yeah, but the marketing stuff, you and I can team up my great.

And then he's like, we have to go after talent. I'm like, well, you know, I don't know music, dude. I watch American Idol, that's the all I got. And he's like, no, we would start with Chinn. I was like, really? And then I was naming other guys and he was those other guys are here He's I'm telling chinkin do it man. He's here like really cool. It's jelly roll man. He's fucking He's never heard that. Oh no, I did they messaged me. I text chin take a sec chin right after that I know that's beautiful for I you should have seen the video of him in jelly row freestyle and Nashville what last year?

Whatever. Yeah, they killed it It was a gym was on the guitar and Jellie was very in the vocals. I told Jellie I said we had a little little trick because he blows up like Morgan wall and then he's like Hot dad. That's what happened. Then you fuck me, Jellie. See how that works, buddy. Oh, please stop. Your chin chin. How many Asian country stars are there? I but I love all music, but I mean, yeah, I would definitely Definitely. Yeah, we know where we go. I know you like we know where we go. I'm gonna dance All on are you writing your own songs? I've written a few songs I hate that I hate that

But no, am I right currently writing? No, that's why I said this is why I said to jelly I go yeah, I go chindas all the coverage crest of it. We need music and jelly goes Bubba. They ain't a better writer in the game than me. Yeah Even jelly I love cold jelly goes. You know how many songs I write a day like no He's like oh, you know he has like one of the most trending Country songs in the world chin your job is to have to quit this podcast. No, not leave it ever But I will definitely do an out of your show. You're still not. No, no, no.

No, we gotta take our 20%. No way. You're not getting a dime. You're not getting a dime. You're not getting a dime. You're not getting a dime. You're not getting a dime. You're not getting a dime.

You're not getting a dime. You're not getting a dime. You're not getting a dime. You're not getting a dime. You're not getting a dime. No, but you know what, it would help. They would help the pot of chins like this huge music artist and help the pot, daddy. I'm here, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It was alright and I need you to fucking do that and then I need my I need to you got a what's the You got to wet my beak

Look at that get off that Mr. Routey Should attack jelly and by the way that artist he has an album out now that's when a jelly's boys too Ernest and that song is with Ernest and Morgan Wallen. Oh, no, and it's called far shops and it is You know who I've been going back and forth with, just first meet up this week is Tom McDonnell, that the current event last week. Oh shit, really? Repent it, got in touch with them, yeah. Damn, that's awesome.

He had me tell you're good boys. I was talking to Jelly, but I was like, that's my guy and then put us on a group text. That's great. Yeah, is he out of Nashville too? No, he's in LA. Yeah, man. Oh, they said LA.

We have Mark and Pete up. Oh yeah, for sure. I like that guy sick interesting. Yep Yeah, jelly knows here buddy. Yeah, everybody loves him Oh, he's the best have you met him yet Brian? Oh, you have okay? He's going on joy deus podcast. Oh, I'll help you Reach out to him. He's got great stories and everything else He's his pot of crush it crush. His part of crush it. Crush it. All right, Jim, what do you got there?

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And fraud. Yeah. This shit. He was sentenced on Friday, two Friday to 150 days in Cook County. He's being held in a psych ward. Because I guess there are concerns that he may be suicidal due to the verdict. But he came out and said that I'm not suicidal.

Then kind of alluding to the fact that someone may try to do something. And that's why he wants everyone to know that he's not suicidal He doesn't want to end up like Jeffrey Epstein He ain't like that. Yeah, he's not any And black lives matter L.A. actually reposted a photo of him on the Instagram account saying we believe him This is perfect. Yeah, I love when they get behind him It's so perfect because shows you how big of crooks

That movement is it's just all bullshit all bullshit. I think I think it's definitely not gonna help BLM's you know no credibility and that oh I was reading I was reading last cut of Billy. I was reading the comments on it. Yeah, I mean people were going off about it Yeah, it doesn't do no. It doesn't do the BLM. I just don't understand it. Like, where's the logic? Was it an official BLM policy or was it just

the Los Angeles chapter or something? I think the Los Angeles, I think it was just the Los Angeles chapter. No, the head of BLM had to step down because they found out, they couldn't figure out where all the funding was going. Well, she bought several houses with the money. So she had to step down.

She's a Marxist too. It's interesting. Kind of an interesting discount. What's funny is Kamala Harris too, and Biden haven't taken on the tweet supporting him. Even after all this, it's hilarious. They've supported him? Oh yeah.

And what way? Come on here, she's like, I believe in, we got to stick by. What's the video? I love it. No, it's great that they do. I'm afraid I'm saying this. This fucking going crazy.

You guys want to hear him from? He's such a piece of shit. I still understand the logic because I like to get my piece of shit. Like someone just helped me understand that, but. He's just doubling down. He's a narcissist and this is what, he's a gay two-pock is what he said.

That's what he did say. This is what news. So the very time you guilty and as since he is I have, you have the right to appeal to findings and rulings to court, where I ask you to the right to appeal the findings and rulings the court Or ask your sentence be modified to do those things and you follow those appeal and writing within 30 days We also follow the only one way to advance and switch that be followed and writing within 30 days Anything that's stated in those filings are way of purposes of appeal

You can't afford lawyers and transcripts. They would be provided for you charge. Do you have any questions? Okay, I'm not suicide. Okay, I am not Suicide. I am innocent and I'm not suicide. His lawyers like trying to tap on He is that it means that I stuck my fist in the fears of black Americans. Oh my god And the fear of the LGBT community you're on our respect you can I respect your But I did not do this and I did not did anything happens to me when I go in there. I did not do it to myself and you must all So Jim of dramatic act Jim time I'm not so sad okay

Mr. Guchet let me inquire are there any post sent seem I I just I just Dramatic I like how he's like now he's the victim and be all about BML LM is all because of his skin, it's more evidence, this is systematic racism and our judicial system. No, no, no, no, no, that's exactly what BML said. No, no, no, no. This moron created this entire scenario

and tried to screw over everybody and then got busted. Yes. And yeah, I mean, obviously, it's so weird. It drives me crazy. It's hilarious. I just can do any, it doesn't, I mean obviously it's it's so weird it drives me crazy. It's hilarious I'm literally like it doesn't do any good to stand behind like it's real life And it doesn't do any good to entertain his yeah, dramatic denial I know he walked out a courtroom raising his fist in the air I was like you fucking

I was like, hey man, if you just be like, hey, I fucked up. I think most people you're like, dude, you fucking wrote it. I was like, hey man, if you just seem to be like, hey I fucked up. I think most people are like, yeah. You know, and he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, you know what I mean? He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's very old.

He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's very old.

He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's very old. He's not gonna take ownership. Oh gosh, it's fucking he was already apparently before that sending himself letters, right? He was writing letters. Oh, he wrote letters to me. Oh, I don't know he was like I'm getting racist letters on set. Oh, he was sending them. Yeah. Oh, I don't even like writing just writing letters like hey No, no, no, like writing letters But I look what I got in the mail and it's not a good guy. It's all his Staff is not a good guy misspelled murder

The guy did yeah, right? Well, you know the guy is coming after me. You struggle spelling too It's also like cops like they're not dumb like oh doing this this shooting scenario Everything I did was wrong everything I did was was wrong, because I'm not trained. And when you deal with trained people, they can see a thousand things you can't see. People I fucked this out. In 30 seconds. And the problem I didn't even have to slip it out.

Most people were like, online ones like, you know, what? Why do they leave the news on your neck? Like, fuck, you know. The top camera's like, anybody a victim of this, that'd be the first thing to do. And what was going on out there? Did they have like a snow storm?

There's a blizzard, that's who I am. They're like, and we ain't got it a snow storm. Get a sub. You know what they say about narcissists? They say about narcissists. Yeah. They say with narcissists that they, they almost never think they're gonna get caught.

And in fact, narcissists and sociopaths, one of the first things that'll happen when they get convicted of like a murder or something This FBI profile I was talking about it. One of the first things I do is they look up and surprise They go what? What yeah, like they can't believe like when they're appealing everything's gone though Yeah, you actually go to jail in those dark room oh yeah. Bill Cosby, the prosecutors said, she's prosecutors like 70 people that did rape

in these crimes. She goes, it's so strange, every single one, when the victim is giving their testimony, every single one of them has like this weird, like smart, it's like every single one. And she goes and Bill Cosby, I got away with her. Bill Cosby had the exact same,

smart, yeah. A smart, your face tells the story. Just fucking your behavior. Yeah Yeah, well, that's such a piece of shit. I mean, he'll never work again. Oh Justy small. No No, he's I mean, he's just and he was on a hit show like his show was doing you know what he could do what he would do is he would go He would come clean and then that's not a happy therapy It's never had religious no no no no no no Americans will give you sometimes after 10 years a second chance But you know, I don't know after looking at that that's a tough one. I don't think I don't think he's capable

You double down. Oh, he's double down. He's just a shitty person man. The worst. Well, he said I did not do this. I'm like, what are you doing? Well, what's a guy like this dude now? I mean, go see him. Server 150 days.

Ride with the BLM thing and just preach about racism. There's no money there. There is. I'm sure the other, go fund me a some ship for him. I can. There's a lot of dummies out there. Yeah. What does he get, Jen?

I think for sure he does a reality show without a doubt. Really? Yeah, and would you not tune in just to see how st- No, no, not tune in with that. I would, I would, I wouldn't be in that- I wouldn't watch you do anything. I'm right in hurts right now watching this show. I know, I hate the guy.

It's, yeah. I don't know what you do. You know what we put that on. All right. Yesterday Tom Brady had announced that he is officially unretiring and coming back. Two more supplies by this. No, really?

He's gonna be held? 45? He's 44, right? He's, as these past few months, I've realized my place is still on the field, not on the stands. That time will come, but it's not now. But it's their season.

23 years as a football player. You're such a badass. God. I didn't know he got drafted as a baseball player, too. 44. He'll be 45 this year. He could have played. He got drafted to play a measurly baseball.

So, there is a difference, like Kevin Bay was talking about this. He said there's a difference in being an athlete and being athletic. Yeah. An athlete's a guy who can jump high run fast and all that and then there's athletic where you can play a lot of different sports. You've got the skill for. It's an interesting distinction. I never thought of that. Kind of interesting, right? Like, Brady may not be like the athlete that a lot of guys are, but he's athletic athletic. Athletic. Yeah. That's an interesting distinction. In Tampa, a load up again, we get some big free agents, especially Tom Brady. Oh, yeah. They're gonna load up.

Uh-huh. Good for him. Oh, this is interesting. So I couldn't find exactly where it was originally posted, because a lot of articles had snippets of it, but this is the only place I could find all of the text messages I'm not sure how it came out, but there are text message screen shots between Pete Davidson and Kanye West Yeah, and it it's essentially I assume Kanye released this because Pete keeps going man You're doing us for publicity like I'm not about I really see it's somebody close to Pete's friend. Yeah, Pete's buddy. There's so many close to Pete.

So, that's how you put yo-skit. Can you please take a second and calm down? Yo, it's skit. No, I said yo-skit. Yes, it's a lumen-skit. Oh, yo-skit, which is the name kind of game, which is funny. Can you please take a second and calm down. It's 8am and it don't gotta be like this.

Kim is literally the best mother I've ever met. What she does for those kids is amazing and you are so fucking lucky that she's your kids mom. I just, I've decided I'm not gonna let you treat us this way anymore. I'm done being quiet, grow the fuck up. He was always using profanity, where are you at right now?

But in bed with your wife, goooo. Happy to see you're at a hospital in rehab. And you go, same here, it's wonders what those places do when you get help, you should try it. I'm an L.A. for the day, if you want to stop being a little internet bitch, boy, and talk aggressive for Pete.

Yeah. You don't scare me, bro, your actions are so pussy and embarrassing, it's so sad to watch you ruin your legs, see on the daily. And then, Connie says, you're more than welcome to come to Sunday's service. I'm with Pete on this. He goes, why don't we meet after Sunday's service

and Saints game. I'll with Pete on this. He goes, why don't we meet after Sunday service and Saints game? I'll be at the Beverly Hills Hotel. We can have food and talk it out in my room. Privately one on one man to man. He goes, what are you doing to your family's dangers and going to scare them for life? Please handle these matters.

Privately bro, I beg you. And he goes, you want to see me come to Sunday service, which is so stupid. But this isn't public, dude. I'm not here for pictures and press, which I'll see all you care about.

Not for stands, though, she'd man up for once in your life. Let me help you, man. I struggle with mental stuff, too. It's not an easy journey. You don't have to feel this way anymore. There's no shame in having a little help. You'll be so happy in that piece. You have no idea how nice I've been to you

despite your actions towards me. I've stopped SNL from talking about or making fun of you, which they've wanted to you despite your actions towards me. I've stopped SNL from talking about or making fun of you which they've wanted to do for months. I've stopped stand-up comedians. I've stopped stand-up comedians from doing bits about you because I don't want the father of my girls kids to look bad out there. I've your back even though you treat me like shit because I want everything to be smooth. But if you continue to impress me like you have for the past six months, I'm gonna stop being nice.

Yeah, man, you're dealing with comics of Pete's gonna like you up. Has he been, so he's been really bad to Pete the whole time? Yeah, it's a cool idea. He made a music video where he showed Pete's dead body bearing it. Oh yeah, he was like bearing. And then he did say if anybody sees him call him Skit on the street,

and then Kim was like, dude, what you're doing? Because he runs with some tough dudes. I think there are God disciples or gangsters or disciples. Yeah, God disciples and God. That's not good at all. That's Kanye's crew. So Kim was like, yeah, stop this. It's dangerous.

Repeat, you're gonna get somebody hurt. And then Kanye had to come out and be like, okay, nobody put physical hands on him. I'll do that if we need to. It's just Kanye's. It I kind of is just a hurt individual I think there might be a method to his madness I think he's like look at me trending. I'm trending number one That's kind of the a lot of this might just be that do you think that's real and did that really come from Pete?

Is that a real? I don't because for him to say, I struggle with that. That was very inconsistent with the rest of the stuff. I think it's real, because I think Pete's taken so much shit, because Kim posted to finally addressing that they're officially together, posted a real picture. She did on her profile. Right. So they're, it's definitely, I think it's pretty real. Especially the way he was talking, like, dude, I'm staying here. I'm not coming to your fucking public service. Like I'm not coming to your fucking public service. Like I'm not doing any of that, dude. What are you gonna do?

Have a talk at Sunday service? Well, he's like, I'm not doing this for publicity, man. Just meet me in person. What's wrong with you? Yeah. So then that kind of makes sense what you're saying then, Brian. Because it's like, if he went to the Sunday service

and there could be fucking paparazzi, whatever, it's like, oh, Pete and Kanye, it couldn't. But that's why Pete's saying, no, that goes against his thing. He's saying, it's like, oh, Pete and Kanye, it can't, but that's why Pete's saying, no, that goes against this thing. He's saying, Pete's saying, I'm not doing this for policy, I'm not going to your Sunday service so this camera's in picture. Yeah, yeah.

They come to my hotel room, this is a private matter. But then he made it public. That's what I'm saying. Pete didn't make this public. Pete didn't blast that out. Somebody did, close to him. Someone did, usually Kanye, but then,

I'm sorry, it's weird, because the text messages are not anymore, but then Kanye, yeah, cuz that which means which means Pete was it was from Pete's phone who ever screenshot. I just love that we're all talking about it. Like I'm actually hated. I kind of like it. This person I've ever been interested in this pop culture like drama, but it's interesting. Because I was watching Kanye because my girl follows this stuff. So I was watching Kanye. He gets on Instagram, and starts talking about his entire life. It's unbelievable.

He's like, oh yeah, so Mary, when I told you guys blah, blah, blah, and then, well, guess what? And then he just keep everybody abreast on, on, I think it's North, and how he doesn't get to see North. How can he- Which isn't true.

No, that's true. No, that's true. Yeah, it's not true. I think it's breaking news that Kim is getting a protective order against Kanye currently. I think Kanye really struggles with mental health and it's pretty evident in his rant and tweets and stuff like that. It's not good, man.

He needs a lot of help. And also the harassment of Kim. That's what I'm saying. Not the best way to handle it. No, even Kim is text him off like she's's like, hey man, what are you doing? And he posts that and he posts it. Yeah, he puts you on the line. It's not good man I think I think he's really mentally ill. I think he's a genius. I like Connie, but this just ain't the way to handle it No, you lost your girl man like that shit. Well, you lost your girl. Maybe because of this too

Like that's a difficult. Oh you can imagine dealing with that. I don't think she wanted to like have me broken up She wanted to raise kids are so sweet man. It's such it sucks all the way around well stuff. I don't think she wanted to like have me broken up. She wanted to raise kids are so sweet man It's such it sucks all the way around well I like Pete too. It sucks. Yeah, she got you So there is a model she was on the cover of Playboy Africa. She's doing a I guess side hustle where she is telling girls if you want me to see so where she is telling girls, if you want me to see, if you want to test your boyfriend, send me $2,000 and I'll go and DM him or text him

once you give me his Instagram handles or his phone number. If he is a faithful man and doesn't try to meet up with me, I will return you your money. But if he tries to establish a day and a time to meet up with me, then I keep your money. And you'll get to know whether your boyfriend's willing to cheat on you or not. Girls are probably eating this up, huh?

Pretty interesting. I bet she's doing pretty well. It's not bad. It's not a bad business. That's it, that's it. Let's take a look at what she looks like. Let's make sure, let me make sure everything's okay. But what guys, are you coming to,

I guess I'll fly to that after two. Also, yeah, by the way, though, it's bullshit because a end of the day. Also, yeah, that's what I'm saying. By the way, though, it's bullshit because a lot of guys just want to have a fantasy, they're not going to do it, they're just going to talk to her. You know? Sometimes it's just a little... It just so looks like she would do that. Yeah.

Yeah, she doesn't look like, she doesn't look like she's in law school right now. I love this. She looks short with a big head. Yeah. That's in law school right now. But I love this. I look short with the big head. Yeah. That's a big head. Yeah. I mean, she's not bad looking girl, but. But she's definitely a honey trap.

I mean, there are a lot of guys there. For sure. Who's that awesome? Who's that awesome guy? Who's that awesome guy? I'm being the same guy. You're amazing. That would be the one person who catches a Brian's eye.

Oh, he's simply amazing. Well, that guy, because he's simply amazing. That is the gay, browner, Conor McGregor. Look at that guy. He looks sweet. And his wearing is dick straight up. Is his dick being worn straight to the left? To the left.

To the left. Oh, stop it. you messes for the little naughty boy. Oh, he's not and he's definitely straight. But she has a head like a rat one. She's got her head. She's got a head on her. She doesn't have a head. I'm not attracted to that, but that's okay. I mean, she's pretty hot, but there's something going on for me. And that's it. And that boy got all the sugar in the tank. That's all the sugar.

Long sugar. Oh, boy. That's fucking long sugar. Yeah. But I'm very, it's actually an excellent business idea. Yeah, really is. It's a good business idea. I will hunt you guys.

Until guys see this. Well, yeah, now it's out. I also feel like you should kind of know better if you're like, let's say you're a normal dude, you have maybe like 700 Instagram followers and randomly like this one starts liking your photos or DMing you. Some guy that works at home depots,

like Miss Afkir once my dick. Yeah, right? Figure it out. I mean, how many of those do you get? And my buddy fell for it. My buddy was like, look at this girl. I go, he's like, she's being, she's tagging, I don't know. Do you see that she says to him about Ohio,

but she's talking, she's going, I would like to make your acquaintance, you look nice person. You can come on high to Bobbi. It's like seven million followers. She's from Russia, you know, whatever. She's not asking for money, dude. Unbelievable, he's like, you know what, you think so I go, do I think?

I can't even believe that catfish show still exists. They're only like season whatever fucking 15. You can get catfish. Because people are still doing that on the regular. Oh yeah. People are lonely and they won't be. People will catfish and run the fucking on the other. But some people are desperately lonely.

Yeah. I think there's a spin off called Ghosted, where they're kind of running out of ideas for catfish. So many people are privy to like all those different ways of catfish people now where they have a new show setting two people up one person who got ghosted by another. Yeah. They're like, what's up? Why'd you ghost me? She's like, because I found a boyfriend. That's the episode. Because I moved on, fuck boy. I think it's off here now, but I know what you're talking about. Yeah, they tried it for a season in it and didn't work out.

Ghosts, cause they would go to guys and like, get dude, I, cause I've got a girlfriend. What do you mean, ghosted? I, personally, I love cat fishing back. I'll be like, what, where are you? Do you, do you need money? I told you, I'm gonna send it right now. I told you about the guy I had? I told you to cash up. I'm gonna send it right now.

I told you about the guy I had him driving all over fucking Jamaica, Kingston, where he was, cause he was telling me that he was gonna give me money, and he said, I'll give you money. You won this thing, but you have to pay the taxes on it, and I have to pay the taxes for you. And I just, you know, the lame was thinking,

I'm like, well, how much money has it? And he goes, it's $42,000, I go, and so how much do I have to pay the taxes for you. And I see. You know, the lame is thinking, I'm like, well, how much money has it? And he goes, it's $42,000 ago. And so how much do I have to give you? He goes $3,200 ago. Oh, I don't want, can I give you half of it now? And the guy, so I go, okay, just give me the Western Union. So the guy would be like, okay, and I go, okay, and I go, is it there?

And the guy, it's not there. I go, what do you mean it's not there? I sent it. And he goes, well, it's not there. I go, well, what, give me another Western Union and I was getting really frantic I had him running all over the way he kept calling me I did it for about two days a how two days and then finally I went like this I go I go I go he goes it's not there I go it's not he is not well then okay I know what I'm doing I've been sending it to your goddamn

ass did you check your ass you piece of shit this guys are scum bummer club you know what I was like fucking maybe I'm not well brank can't get a Jamaica no it was funny here brank say well this a guy the guy right a guy I know what's that it was funny here and you say bumble-cloth. My fucking, the guy who owns, I don't wanna say his name, I guess. So my buddy Travis, he got, you know Travis, owned. Oh yeah.

So his girl was in Mexico and he got a call. He just gets a call, I don't know where. Oh yeah, the kidnap there. Yeah, that goes like kidnab your girlfriend. Yeah. And I guess he couldn't get in touch with his girlfriend. And he was going to send money. And it was just this whole scam.

This whole scam. Somehow they found out, they found out she was in Mexico because she posted, I think, on Instagram. And then he found all this, they just find all your money. He was like freaking out about sending money. And then she goes like, what's wrong with you? And he's like, you're not kidnapped? She's like, no, he's like, oh shit,

I was about to wire 30 G's for your life. Yeah, and it almost worked. It almost worked. But she was, she was maximally fine. And he knew everything about her because he had done all the research. That would freak me the fuck out. Of course, these guys get you, man.

What do you got, Jen? They go above and beyond, just get you sent some cash. It works. All right, I don't really follow, oh my don't, follow it on. WWE or wrestling, but this guy had his neck broken while he did a trick, and I'll show you the actual footage of it. No, I don't like this stuff. Yeah, I can't watch this.

Watch. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss He's fine. He actually posted this message afterwards You can do all I can't thank all of you beautiful people enough for all of your concern I can move all my digits Strength feels fine, but unfortunately right now they tell me my neck is broken So there's that but once again, Thank you everybody. I'm be all right. I'll be good. Don't worry. Go to sleep. Don't worry about only And Put wrestling. I hate that stuff that's too much shit. Yeah, I don't know. I was making her but he landed right on his head No, never never know why I'm gonna spike in your head that's a good idea. Yeah, I don't know what's making her but she's landed right on his head. You're not gonna never.

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You see Hoover Street here, official say it's one of the most dangerous streets in all of Los Angeles and now Jesus Christ. He just takes off. Just more evidence as to how scary it is here on Hoover Street. We did call 911. The police came out here to help those victims out there. Fortunately, they were not hurt, but very much in shock.

But that guy's bumper fell off. So they have it slice the plate. First off square. A square. Make it more interesting. We were just talking about this. And it just happened. Jesus Christ.

I know. And it wasn't staged. Like, be more excited. Just fucking square. You know, there it is. Like I told you, it's a rare problem that I'm moving his square back. Hoover Street's a problem for many reasons.

Yeah, you don't want to go down Hoover Street. I was even surprised. So this is the director of Black Panther. This is interesting. Have you heard this, Brian? No. So it's a black teller at a bank. And he comes in to get cash out.

He doesn't say anything. He just... Hands in note. Hands in note. This is a note. The amount of money, $12,000. So I would like to withdraw $12,000 cash from my check-in account. Please do the money counter somewhere else.

I'd like to be discreet. So he's doing that because whenever he gets money out, like people notice, because the counter... He doesn't want to get robbed. So he's a black man, you know, with a face mask, just hands the note. But he also hand his ID and it's checking card. Some young teller, you know, bank teller,

panic called the cops. They're told you, you're told to do that right, right? I don't think so, because if he hand you your ID, and it's bank card, and also what bank robbers trying to get 12 grand when he asked for more and there's no threat because but here's the thing that note is on the back of a Stuff well I got receipt already Langtels are really funny joke about how he wrote as a goof. He's like 18 and he goes No, a bank and he writes I have a gun

Give me all your money. He gets it, the woman, and the woman space goes by, she gives him a bunch of money, and she fucking, like, stands out, he gets fucking, he's like, whatever. And I think he took some money, and he was like, that's cool.

And he runs a bank, the fucking judge is like, let me read this out loud. I have a god And already came quite I can't just and he tried to talk he go I can explain it shut up shut up You're doing fucking community service. He's fucking sitting there at the docks and the guys are mafia guy guys to sit here Thanks, I mean good thing it was a black telling, not a white telling, because then we'd have a real problem. Well, but I guess if you're,

I would be nervous about that note. But even though when she's talking the operator on the phone for 911, but the operator goes, did he give you an ID? And she goes, yeah, did you look at the ID? She's like, you know, did he just act in weird? She's like, you know, he just act in weird. She's like, well, he might just want to be discreet about it because he's taking on so much cash.

Yeah, good for that. And she goes, we'll send, you know, cops out, but he might just want to be discreet with so much cash. She's like, yeah, I don't know and hangs up the phone. Yeah, you mean you get nervous. Well. phone. Yeah, you get nervous. Well, okay, Elon Musk went on Twitter to challenge Putin. And he put it in his own language as well. I don't think, I don't think Elon wants that fight. Does Elon have any background? I

don't think he does. In any combat sports. No, I don't think so. No, I'm putting my money on Putin. Putin will fuck. But what's the bet? If he beats him, does the war stop? Well, yeah, what are you doing? We're on Musk or last. What are the terms? Harrah for this? Is this...

Stakes are Ukraine. Do you agree to the fight? I mean, I love this. I love that he did this. No, it's cool, yeah, but can we send somebody else? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I don't want you to trust me. You trust me, our first pick. I got all my money. Putin is a black belt in Judo, and has a bunch of other combat experience. The only thing you got a bank on is Putin's old man. And there's rumors he's doing all this crazy shit because he has a cancer.

What? First legacy, yeah. Well, Elon, if he accepts except the fight can we send all I don't know? Can we send John Jones? To make sure that Ukraine's gonna be okay. Yeah, we how old is Putin? 77 No, I don't think he said I think I was 79 so he 69. So we got to find a bad ass 69 year old out here. That's cool. That's cool.

Go get him, Brian. Can we send Mike Tyson? It's a fair one. We don't want a bank on Brian either. We want to send some real combat experience. I would, I would, I would do, Brian. I wouldn't do black belt. But you, but you, you do,

I know you, and you did, he's got a lot of the tricks, but I would, he's seven. He's gonna, you would get it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it.

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a can you send Jake Paul this is social can you send Jake Paul yeah yeah I don't know who you would send you know the point clearly I can speak of Jake Paul did I hear

did he actually want to fight Connor or Mosvidal in an MMA fight he wants to fight Connor he gave a pretty appealing in an MMA fight? He wants to fight Connor. He give a pretty appealing, uh, in an MMA fight. Yeah, in a UFC. He goes, one fight. He goes,

Dana, if Connor beats me, I'll never say your name again. I'll retire. He goes, but if I beat him, you have to agree to my proposal for fighter pay. Look at that. If I lose, I don't have a tire push to all UFC fighters. You make less than 50K if I never mentioned you've see again It's pretty compelling. It's very compelling. Dana's not gonna do it, but I would know now

Do you put your money on Conner in this? Conner be a minus 3000 I wish Dana would do it be so fun. Yeah, not having no But Jake must have a lot of confidence in himself as I think it's also marketing to you know state I wish Dana would do it, be so fun. Yeah. Not having to know. No. But Jake must have a lot of confidence in himself as I think. It's also marketing too. He knows that Dana's not going to agree with a fighter pain. He's a lot of things. Yeah, so smart.

Yeah. It'd be so cool if Dana's like, okay. Yeah. I don't think he wants to. Shane was saying you imagine if Jake, in some weird world, if he beat him, like, what happens then? And Dana has to do all that patience. I don't feel hilarious.

Yeah. Why wouldn't he entertain it? Just cause it's like, there's no really huge upside for Dana. Yeah, okay. It's actually all downside for Dana. Yeah. I mean, if you had to agree that fighter band,

you know, I bet that the fun would come. You walk out a win. But it would be a massive, massive fight. I'd be the biggest pay for people of all time. For sure. All right, I don't follow basketball, but so what's the name? Jason Whitlock. Jason Whitlock, who's he does, he used to do MMA, which he was really bad at, but he does. Jason Whitlock used to MMA. Yeah, remember that the he was,

he was on Fox and then people. Yeah, he's take on him. It was really bad. He wasn't really. I can't, but he does on Fox and then people. Yeah, he's taken on him really bad. He wasn't really good. But he does sports stuff. He does sports and everything's like, he's kinda like the Tucker Carlson for Black people. He's conservative Black guy. Be paid time.

He's a conservative Black guy. He's like Candice Owen, but for sports. Oh he is. But he's like an antagonist. He was on Outkick all the time Yeah, yeah, he seems like a smart dude, but he's like he plays it. He's like he plays it. He like what's he saying? Not keto though. Not keto. I'll show me a picture. Okay, hold on now to protect his brand Russell Westbrook Okay, I'll show you in a second in channel So what's the rest pro?

A parent, that's Jason Woodlock. You've seen him a lot probably on different, different sports shows. He's been on low-level shows. Oh, okay, he's a sports announcer now. Yeah, he used Jason Woodlock all the time. And they're at the same play football too? Absolutely not, sir.

No, no, no, didn't play football. Bro, what's that big spread there? Is this Jason Woodlock football? Yeah, I think he did play football. Maybe he did. He played in the car. Yeah, cardinals. Well, he did play football. Well, maybe you do. Yeah, Cardinals. Well, that's ball state. That's not Arizona Cardinals.

It's not. No, that is a college team. Come on. You might be right. That's ball state. That's ball state in the 70s. Okay. Let's play. We're going to ball state offense. Okay. So we played. that's cool. There you go. Hey shout out to Ball State, right? So I guess to protect his brand, Russell Westbrook, Nike and his pen channel Jesse Smollett. So he's saying what, so Russell Westbrook went on to say that, I guess they call him West

Brick now, which is like playing showback. Yeah, that's not a fit for the Lakers and in the capacity. Okay. He's playing so bad. He's getting death threats, which I the Lakers and any capacity. Okay, he's playing so bad. He's getting death threats, which I don't like. That's not quite obvious. His family's getting death threats, just playing bad. But so Westbrook said he had his kid say that the kid went to school and was like,

he always says his last name, Westbrook, or because he's so proud of the name. So now that everyone keeps saying Westbrook, he says he has to stop that from, as soon as someone, he says he has to stop that from... As soon as someone says it, he has to stop it immediately because his kids affect all of the stuff. I'll get it. So with Locke saying, you're bringing your kids in

because you nicknames and making fun of sports people has been around forever since sports has been there. Yeah, but there hasn't been social media since sports has been there. Yeah, but I mean, how's his kid? He also, I don't know. But he's also, it's a Westbrook isn't calling him, a really bad name. It's just kind of like, he's not making the shot.

So that's what it's saying. What if a kid getting bullied at school being called Westbrook? No, no, he's blaming Westbrook of bringing his kid and because he doesn't have the courage to tell him, oh, I don't want you to say it about me, it's because of my kid. That's what Westbrook looks like.

Oh, got it. So he's saying that he's a coward. You're doing that. He's a fan suck. I don't think Russell Westbrook's a coward. I don't. Of course not. No people being so mean. It's like that guy. His wife had to come out like stick up from the action. Yeah. So hard. People of course get go so hard as if they fucking play the game. That's what bothers me. It's like they like to get to be him and to be that good for that long. To just a whole so fucking hard. Yeah. I'm sorry he's having a be good for that long. It's so fucking hard.

Yeah, I'm sorry he's having a bad season for whatever reason. He's never been MVP, but he's a monster. I thought he was. I don't think so. He's such a fucking amazing athlete. I don't think he was MVP. Yeah. He's a superstar.

So, okay, I mean, I guess. Oh, when he had all those triple doubles. Look at this. Yeah, so, yeah, average a triple double. I mean so nuts those I don't know what that means, but it sounds awesome But I mean like triple double so you score double points and points assists rebounds Every single game dude, well they got so so I'm sorry he's having an off fucking season You just got a fit for the hikers It's just his hands are the worst. Yeah, I can't see him

Who ready to throw people away like that? I remember when Matt liner he wasn't doing that well in the program We never did well, but yeah, I know but my buddy was like he's done. He's just done I know but you know, can you get a commentator now? Can you not like just dismiss the dude like yeah? Yeah, yeah, like as a fucking human the quality human being man Yeah, in social media makes it way Yeah, cuz you have access to them now feed you know, you have access to if you partake Yeah, cuz you can go to his fucking profile and just talk shit. Oh, let's see the huge alligator I'm yeah, but also even at games they yell out stuff at the games to which is like what did he yelled at Lebron to

Lebron I got a question for everybody but he's what animal what animal I got a question for everybody. What animal? What animal? What animal? Universally cross culturally has been, has always been feared by human beings. Dog. No. Dog?

No. Any animal? Shark. Any animal. Shark. Anything in the animal kingdom. Snakes. Snakes.

And what are the three animals that when we were in the trees as monkeys or whatever, what were the three animals that we always had to watch out for? Cheetah snake, cats, cats, snakes. One more thing. What a monkey is afraid of to this day. Birds of prey, eagles. Eagles. Now, here's my last thing. What's another mythological creature that is represented on caves in art, cross culturally, all of the world throughout all time.

It's really fascinating. Bear? Not bears. Minotors? Not minotors. It's really fascinating Snakes not snakes cats not cats. It's a mythological cream a mythological, okay, bigfoot not bigfoot Not bigfoot. What is it? So think about what you just said and put all those animals together The fucking the bird I can't think of the any. Put all those animals.

You just said cat, bird snake. Snake? Okay. A ligor. Put them all together. Put them all together. What is the animal that is? Representing.

Representing like a frog in a club. Representing like a frog in a club. Representing like a frog in a club. Contrally from Japan to Europe. Just fucking give it to a dragon. Coles are dragon. The dragon. Fuck, I finally got one.

A dragon. It's taken me forever. And what they think is that so chimpanzees, if they see a fucking snake, they flip the fuck out. And then what they'll do is, yeah, and the huge ones. And if they see a snake, what they'll do is they will sit over here, out of reach, and stare at that motherfucker all day.

They will not take their eyes off that thing. And they think also that human beings have incredible eyesight. We are, we as human beings are amazing at being able to spot snakes in camouflage. Oh, isn't any other animal on that trail? You see it right away. And that's because you've evolved that way because snakes are no joke in the wild. No, especially on that trail. And then I've had people like, God damn man, you know where they're at everywhere. I'm like, yeah, because if you think it's a log, it's not a thing. You see it right away, right away.

Most animals don't see that. And you've evolved to be able to see that. It's crazy. I know how good I've gotten at reading those fucking things. But no other animal can see that. Those patterns we have, we have the eyes that are adapted to that. And it's really interesting, all that anthropological stuff.

I hope you guys wrote that shit down. What's the most? Dragons. It's called this haze or us. Yeah? Dragons. This is called... This haves our us. Yeah, okay. This is called Dragons our us. What else you got, Jen? Alright, this is the last one.

So, this paddleboarder... That's your target. People are criticizing him because of how she handled this situation. Huge audience. I'm terrorizing people and... I'm being killed in Florida State Park. Terrorizing paddleboarder. So, this particular one.

I mean, honestly, just look at the video. Yeah, but don't paddleboard, you know? particular one, I honestly just look at the video. Yeah, but don't paddleboard, you know, especially in Florida. Especially around that. Yeah, that thing's possible. So just watch and listen. Did you kill it? No, no.

Now that's not a crock, so there are a lot less aggressive. You're the one in his house, bitch, right? No. Push him away at the paddle. Go ahead. That's scary. Well, that'd be terrifying. No, push him away at the paddle Well, I'd be terrified but that's your precious like that I love I just float me like I bitch That's how fucking super friendly push me with that shit again punk motherfucker

It just it looks like it was just drifting and it just happened to be drift towards her. Yeah. And she pushed away. And then they're like, get out of the water. Yeah, it's not normal for that thing to be that confident. That too. Somebody's before he knows he's like, bitch, we'll just wait to you tip over. Yeah.

Somebody's, I'm not chill, I'm not chill. I see everybody tip over. I'll let that one slide. I'll let this slide. We do the rapids pick up down here about a half mile down. I'm both deep in Cro'll let this slide. The rap it's pick up down here about a half mile down. I'm both deep in crocodile shit and fucking, they're watching this YouTube thing.

They're in Indonesia and the cops are patrolling and they see a guy laying his nets out. He's in the river. Now in the river where crocodiles are, you can't see anything. And this dude is like in the water up to his thighs. Yeah. And you hear the cop go that guy's brave and Indonesian.

That guy's brave, he's very brave, that fisherman. And that's what he does, he's been fishing there. Well as the boat goes by they go and that was the last time they saw that fish. Oh yeah, I mean, crocs like cool nets. Then they went to catch the giant croc that did it and they couldn't find them. Because it's a river

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