The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 781: It's Subtle Flex Wednesday With Bryan

Episode Date: March 17, 2022

The guys celebrate Brendan's birthday and talk pooping in public bathrooms, Bryan's nonstop subtle flexing and desire to give his Koi fish antidepressants and his farming fantasy, croc attacks, Shapel's guitar collection, Mike Tyson's edible ear bites, Dana White's response to Jake Paul on Logan Paul's podcast and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Did you, hey, did you raid Ron White's Did you read it? Yes, did you? Hey, did you raid Ron White's closet? Okay, excuse me, a couple of things. Number one, did they come with a Tommy Bahamasher? These are my on clouds and they're wide. They're wide, so Danny's feet. Danny's feet need to spread out his toes, because his toes gots myself some problems.

You know, I'm wrong with it. Yeah, can't be pulling my toe in. If I pull my toe in it stops the blood. I'm getting my heel. They're finding a lot of plantar fascia. I'm wrong with it. Yeah, can't pull it can't be pulling my toe in if I pull my toe in it stops the blood I'm getting my heel they're finding a lot of plantar fascia. I just might be there. Yeah, your toes are Roots of wind on the ground the brands called never getting pussy again dude. I'm walking on clouds and these are fucking dope as they say No, those are cool dude. Yeah, they aren are cool. Yeah, you know, they're not. But I like how you ride for your boy. You know, but I like a lot.

The reason Chappelle Rocksos, because he knows that nobody else is ever gonna have them and we give you ship firms, so you double down on them. It's very punk of you. It is very punk. You wear the same exact black pants and their high water and I really like that about you, actually. I've got a little pair.

No, he has multiple pairs, right? Yeah, he has multiple pairs, yeah. Well, because you're not light in the ass, you're not light. No, he upper thighs at all. got a little pair. Yeah, a little pair. You're not light in the ass, you're not light. No. I mean, upper thighs at all. And it sucks. Yeah, and you know, well, you've got your belt for power. But these also are very comfortable shoes.

Sure. So, pretty stable. And no merch support. Or do they? I don't know. I think I'm flat footed. See, Daddy has these and that my feet are free inside there. Are you flat footed?

I need wide shoes too. I have wide shoes. Yeah, damn there every shoes. Yeah, those are comfortable You gotta get those Jordan ones Jordan ones are the most comfortable shoes. I've ever. Yeah, these aren't Jordan ones But I like your head that all right. They're the new supreme dunk clap. I get from my birthday But they are George like he was far off aren't they Jordan's no no, and I'm close another high top ducts Oh, sorry. Yeah, the supreme clout you were in the area don't let him hate it. Well, I mean, well there. Yeah, I guess the one like you they look like Jordans. I can see that. That's right. I can see that to the common style style. Now daddy took a piss. There's a little peepie on him. I can see you. Yeah, you know, but you just got these. No, you know, you just got the urinal. You

get super up close and personal on that urinal. That keeps me, I keep it distance. And I aim my pain so it hits the slope, so it's just, it's sloping. You piss straight out, you go, I'm going to piss straight at that thing. And it goes to the hands. And it goes to the hands. Not on the hands, or hands where you be. I don't know, you're on your phone. I don't know where these hands been.

You like to catch up on emails. Yep. You just let it put, you pull every hand out. You know what I like when you go into restaurant bathrooms and says, fellas, it's closer than you think. Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance. I've never seen that.

It makes me smile. I've never seen that. Really going to someone first. I'll boost you. Oh wow, I see them at all these restaurants. It's in zoo culture. It's in tons of restaurants. Oh, I didn't know.

Fellows, your aim isn't good as you think. Please get closer. please stay closer. Ladies, please remain seated for your entire performance. I see that go. It's gonna be a good night. Oh, that's fair. It'll drop a huge shit. Oh, man.

Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't have an end for that story. Yeah, you said, oh, you shitting restaurants? You can do it. No, no. You don't shit anywhere and sit on the toilet. Oh, I know, I'm not worried about it. Oh, yeah, I get on my phone and just,

he's like, I gotta get a shit. I'm like, but it's dirty. Shit, I'm out of breath. I'm white, but I like to take the roll off. You yeah, I get on my phone and just tell me. He's like, I got a shit, I'm like, but it's dirty, shit off. I'm white, but I like to take the roll off. You know, I don't like to go, yeah, I'm sorry. I like to undo the thing, take it out. The other day I was taking a shit in the restaurant

and the thing just rolled under the other stall. It probably fell that back and you just see this hand go. Yeah, thanks daddy. And then you grabbed his hand, buddy. That's so fair. I go, got got ya poop of twins Got ya and then because you're really strong you slowly just I just you drag underneath Yeah, and he's just faces like this thing. He's pulling in a shit slip and slide buddy

I got a poo, but then you know how does you go? Oh you were worried about COVID? What do you think of shit? How about some poo poo? That's my dick. Oops, that's my dog. It's called a blocker. You know what a blocker, it's called a blocker. What? A blocker. Tell me how you're taking a dog.

You get a blow job. Oh, no, no, no. That's a real thing. That's not a real thing. That's not a real thing for that. I thought a real thing. It's a thing, but you know that there are people that are into that.

It's a dark, if you think of it, how do you know about it? If anything you can think about is into it. There's actually something called a blocker. No, it's a form of eyewear. All right, well, I had a Swedish guy tell me a blocker is the other thing. Or is it Blumkin? Oh, there it is, the act of defecating no persons hand and everything.

And job. So what do you first do? The versus game. Oh, well, Brian, you ruined my birthday that that makes you feel sick You can give yourself a hold on look at the quote that you have bro that girl's a keeper And only did she let me grab her tits last night. She gave me a blonde Who the fuck would want anything like that? You're getting a blow job with oh

And then it's in their head that a quote to dude. I got a blancher yesterday. This is disgusting I'm too old to be even having this conversation. Yeah, I'm so saying how do you know this? I hope you're happy You ruined my birthday. I had my day was ruined this morning my morning from what so I have you know I have we put on a shoe. We have coy beautiful coy and a steel time. You're stupid My my turtle get pulled out and I didn't have head or it's a hand. That's something I can't write. I killed them. Yeah, and then one of my cois goes missing.

Now, my other cois won't come up to the surface. I read that if you give cois prozac, they are no longer, if they're depressed, then they go down, that means they're depressed. If you give them fucking prozac, they'll come to the... So, why do I want to call that stupid? No, I don't want to know why you're giving them Prozac. Why do you give them Prozac?

They do these experiments to see how it works on the nervous systems of different animals, right? So, with fish, if they're depressed and they go down to their hole, they come up when you give them prosack, okay? It's kind of fucking crazy. So you did that? So I, so my-

This is but in general sense, well being isn't likely paying off researchers say. Yeah, well here's the thing, my fucking fish. And go down, my fish haven't had a presence because this is insane. My fish got fucking upset. Look at this.

Yeah. But they got it from the, My fish got fucking upset. Look at this. Yeah But they got it from the people dumping their you know Yeah, but they've done experiments where the fish comes to the surface now my fish wouldn't come to the surface I go and buy them two fucking friends to cute Koi and their little and I swear to God He came up and show up and now the fish are following him and they're sweating. They won't leave each other's side. Was he by himself? Yes and he was like and now he came up. We just leave my hands with my two fish and they're hanging out together.

Hey, you know what I'm. Yeah, the best one. Hey, hey, hey, come on daddy. Come on. Tell my boy fish in your pond. Yeah, but guess not. And how one won't come out. Yeah, little older, yeah.

Hey, little older. No, I'm a young man. I'm a young man. I believe all things are one now. Yeah, sure. Now they do give him both. And'm a young man. I believe all things are one now. Yeah, sure now they did give him Poseig and your fish suffers from he's manic depressant. I think I'm pros like I gave him two fish His friends guess what you guess what happened this morning morale went up. He's a him that motherfucker took my two baby fish Yeah, they're gone

So I tease him and that fucking cat or that fucking raccoon Kill both my mother fucking fish. Wait, you don't think the big fish just Yeah, you do the yeah, now the big fish. No, the big fish the big fish literally now won't come back They do that. Yeah, they kill each other though. No, it's the cat. Keep leaning the cat No, cuz these these fish are too too big for him to eat wait at first I thought it was recoon size differences in that much big I don't know if it's raccoon or cat. I'm getting a fucking night camp and I'm gonna find out. Oh, you know what I would do What not have a coin pot. I want it. Oh, you know what I would do what?

Nothing I want you know I would do what just walk by every day and go oh well. No Okay, no, I feel bad for my fucking coin. Oh, you should do it's time. I love that coin fish We go to the mall and there's quite fish, you know, then it gets over coin. Oh, you should do as well. What if I could love that coin fish? We go to the mall and there's coin fish, and then it gets over it. They're stupid, you know? But get a piranha. Get a bunch of piranhas in there.

I'm not getting how much of piranhas in there. It's not cool. When they're kind of cool though. You mean if they catch it? They call you Brian the piranha guy. Piranha, that's cool. I don't do that's legal. Oh yeah, I can do that.

You can have piranhas. It's a myth that they have feeding friends. If you put your hand in, they don't have feeding friends. Bro, can you start piranhas? And then he had piranhas in the next store, like in the same tank with a barrier. He had goldfish and he had a label on it on the goldfish and it said death row.

And he would take a goldfish and throw them in the bargain. Yeah, and the piranhas eat it. Because that's what they eat. Yeah Oh, God, yeah, they're weird though, but movies make it seem like pran is like if you jumped into Pran's that you'd be fine. Oh, yeah, it doesn't work. I never know. No. Yeah, yeah, I saw it. Yeah, it's weird, huh? Yeah, they won't fuck well. What are we're thinking a lot of us about? They'll fuck with you if If you're injured in this blood if you're dead, but yeah, not a bigger thing But they don't do like that feeding friends where they're biting it down to the bottom. Oh, like you know

They could skeletonize you in a couple. Yeah, it made it seem like they're like pretty high-end It was terrifying. They're cool. Yeah, they saw that pet smart Pet smart doesn't really sell animals anyway. I don't think well The lot of animals would be people get bored of them from flushing down the toilet. There's the problem with crocodiles. Back in the 70s, you can get crocodiles. You can get actual Nile crocodiles. The good days.

And the problem was people look this up, because people, they found Nile crocodiles in the Florida ever. It'd be tough flush. I like your idea. But let's just, let's look at it logically right thing of a toilet Like what do you think? No, they don't they would they would drop them in the streams. They drop them in the oh Not flesh and on toilet. They would drop them. I know they would drop them in the you know

The canals and stuff and yeah, the crocodile thrives in that look at this shit like it's crazy What's like a Pablo Escobar had those hippos in Colombia? Well, now they have a huge hippo problem. This is fucking terrifying. And by huge hippo, I mean, there's like six of them. There seems to be another major invasive reptile with the Nile crocodile. Yes, they have a little bit of crocodiles,

but they're native to America. These Nile crocodiles come from Africa, but how these Crocs make their way across the Atlantic Ocean and how they end up swimming around the abrogates? That is the big question. University Florida, Harry Potter said he isn't sure how they got into the wild over here because they certainly didn't swim from Africa. Nile Crocs have been captured in the abrogates in 2009, 2011, 2014, never reports from locals

that strange looking alligators. The scientists and his colleagues captured and tested the croc. After some DNA testing was done It was determined these crock those are Nile Crock it else and the three were probably related to each other However, they are not matched to any Nile Crocs in any Florida license Florida attractions Well, we go hard on that animal that four-year-old got eaten a lot of good, you know, take away at Disney World That's so fucking hard. I don't let my kids in there anybody But dude you cannot fuck around with now crocodile

No, no, they will and then also they have like Anna they find Anna condes and ship Florida and they're not natural No, and also Burmese Burmese pythons They're they just not natural to Florida You know, and they eat everything you and so so now you get money for killing Burmese pythons really yes Everybody does kind of cool though, you know It's like why not have them around yeah, and you also want to kill you want to go ahead and kill yourself some some crocodiles now crocodiles Don't talk about it too aggressive, but I thought they didn't fuck with you unless you know No, oh my god. Oh, they search for you. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, yeah, don't be on a paddle board

You're a mechagot to them dog. They're very aggressive. They will eat you a thick vegan mechget really a thick vegan McNugget. They just all about it Oh, they're terrible. Oh, I thought they didn't fuck with people. Oh, no, you would have real problems if you ran into one Look at that thing when Paul and I poor elephant's fucking no, no, that's they are they are very aggressive. Yeah They'll eat anything not cross healers wait what a weird spread I don't eat anything. Not cropped. Wait, what a weird spread. Attacks a year, 275 to 745. 63% are fatal, not good on.

That's fellas. It's supposed to estimate 30 attacks for you're by saltwater crocs, which are 50%. Cause they have the strongest bite rate. Either a ray, 63 to 50%. You're gonna hold, your odds are not good survival. They grab you, dude. You have four elephants.

You've seen the one. Honk. Look at that fucking. Look at you, dude. If you see the one. You've seen the one. Honk. Look at that fucking. Look at the size. Look at the size that fucking. I feel so bad. Look at the size of that crocodile. That crocodile.

That's an elephant. Look at how big that crocodile is. Are you joking me? That's terrifying. That thing fucking lifted it right out of her. And it crazed, I mean clearly, it crocked out the goddamn dinosaur, but they still say

that birds are closer to dive swords than crocodiles. I beg the differ. That was a British twins attack. These are fucking dinosaurs. Yeah, that thing took the guy's hand up. British twins attacked by crocodile. Oh, they made it though. They beat the odds.

First of all, why are they swimming? Where were they? Mexico. She was in a coma. Yeah, but that's Mexico's. That tends to be a different kind of crock. Yeah, it's in a coma. Yeah, but that's Max. That tends to be a different kind of croc. Yeah, it's just a fact. Oh, I'm gonna lagoon.

Yeah, don't do that. Croc pulled her into water. Yeah, not left in the net. Oh, terrifying. Brian, remember we were making fun of your story about the kid that was in the tree, lightning, whatever. Yes.

Someone messaged me and they were like, no, he's not lying about that. No, that's a true story Of course. I get this a true story. I'm sorry. I made fun of you fun of you for that. I have an irrational fear of crooked Yes, yeah, so crox. Oh, yeah, terrifying Social, giant When you see when you see the Tad bodies of the amazing video of that cheetah and cheetahs are a little faster than here. Oh, we're calm behind his act

It just well is drinking at the water hole and see how fast that fucking thing. No, it just comes out of water and puts his whole body in his mouth You've seen a leopard She doesn't see no you've seen the way you see it be the fan's can't they're gonna be so it sucks for all of us because I've seen it so many times In the fan stuff.'t see a beat of the fan's can't see a camera so it sucks for all of us because I've seen it so many times And the fan's definitely I do like those videos Well, there's there's that one where oh no, I think it's a tight a bangle tiger gets the crop behind the neck You just crunchy crunchy. Well, that's like that's like. Yeah, this is so stupid watch how fast I'll show pictures That's like that's like fucking Moooooo there you go. No, there you go. You're not doing shit about that

There you go. You're not doing shit about that. God, it even seemed common. No, it's so fast. That's what's crazy of how fast it is. I like to put two sad, such a shame. That's what it's supposed to have in. It's mother nature. It's cold-hearted bitch.

She's a cornering bitch. Yeah, I love it. I do not can watch these videos. I follow nature's metal. Then you see it. All the initiative I've posted once a week. watch these video I follow nature's metal then do you see this they post it once a week So he knows something in the water he does he just thirsty Yeah, he's trying to he's just thirsty drink that mud water

I didn't see him Holy shit, that's not good Holy shit. Oh, that's not good. Dude. Now let's go for a little swim, Cheetah. Yeah, I can't do this. Oh, can you not breathe underwater? That's how clean it happened.

Oh, you don't have a snort goal? Look at that. That's a tiny little pond. His friends like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, I do. Where did Randy go? Where? I've been to Randy.

Randy? Randy is food. They don't even know what the fuck to make of this. You're all fucked this mud one So now every time you have that you could die tiger tiger skin Swim mother fucker. Yeah, every time you're thirsty you could die. Yeah, that's mother nature You know like that crack. It's just a wild Cracker and those cheaters of pieces shit too like all my mother nature We never you never think that as a cheater you have to worry about crocodile

But even lions have to fuck. Oh, yeah Everybody has watched a piece in Cuba. I'm about to Yeah, everybody the wild boars to oh They get got It's not good. I don't know how many times I've talked about crocodiles. You think a thousand seven thousand Yeah, I was gonna say we But the years we've done fucking Ten times. Yeah, and it's always the same thing boy. They can kill you. We just go over the same thing

Oh, even before I came he was doing this. Oh, yeah, I've never stopped 20th Sharks used to be my thing and then great-white people swimming with them But salties and and now they don't that it's primordial. I'm like I'm terrified Oh someone sent me a video dealing with a hammerhead fuck I'm terrified. Oh someone sent me a video dealing with a hammerhead fuck On it like I was carrying they were holding they were holding the back of it. I love it. I love that you laugh Yeah, we've been over that. I'm not fucking with both sharks break whites Tiger's on fuck with anything outside that I don't care anything else. I don't like jellyfish That's that's that's another creepy like the one we saw. Yep, where were we at?

Florida Florida that's right my buddy's and another good thing. They're creepy. Like the one we saw. Yep. Where were we at? Florida. Florida, that's right. My buddy Joe, I was like, what a fun woman. Yeah, it's fun. My buddy Joe, he lives in, he has a house in New Zealand. And he goes, this is why I gotta come out. He sent me videos this morning of him on a, on Jetski's, he and his friend.

And Orcas are just like playing with the bubbles from the Jetski's. They're right there. Like you can touch them. It's like, like that. Like that. I know. He was like, I'm on my way. Like, what are you gonna do with that?

Oh my way bro, well, you know Jetskies, yeah. And let me fly 30 hours. Oh, I can just do it up here. It's a dry, yeah. Dude, it's all the way across the other side of the world. That's right, it's a little bit far. Do you get any Jetskies? I think it's a day ahead of me.

It's so bad. It's so bad. Are you been? Yeah, so far. Yeah. Nice. You know? Nice.

Nice. You've been a Hawaii? You can jet ski in Hawaii five hours away. Yeah. Say anything. Say anything. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a, I, it's hard for me to go far

You know like it's beautiful view. I've never said my buddy like you're missing out dude. I'm fucking yeah It's a weird I'm in Australia get your ass here. Yeah, you know cuz you know you're not coming No, I'll bring my kids. Let me plan it six months from now, dude Yeah, that's what I'm doing. I mean bring my my kids. Are you? Yeah, you can just keep it. I want them to see if you're not going to or cause when they can't see. You can fish, collect clams on the beach. We're here, not eating clams. No, we're here. We're here.

I can go to VFN or to any clams. Yeah, be nice. Save the trip. Save the 40 grain of Spen on play. The thing is when you live in, correct me if I'm wrong, but if you live in LA, especially if you live in, where I live, like, and I got a view of the ocean, it doesn't get a lot better in some parts of LA.

If you have a view of the ocean, yeah, I know, St. Parts, I know the Caribbean, yeah, but. The ocean's beautiful in Florida. I like those, you're not there. Yeah, it's chill, the ocean's chill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we roll the, we roll Jeskey's in Miami? Yeah.

Oh, you did? Yeah. You did? maybe I'll do that I'm gonna be in Miami on the 25th Do it what should I do it's everywhere Somebody goes like this guy who has a house in Miami. I mean I go all be in Miami I'm doing stand-up there. He goes where am I am I go the Miami improv. He goes where's that I go? Terrell and he goes not Miami Outside Miami. It's not like you're on selfie. It's close though. He's like no, it's not no, it's not that's pretty close

Down time we yeah, I'm staying on North Beach. Oh, I hear it's better. I don't know Those jet skis were fun though. They're cool. I was terrified. I thought that bitch was gonna see even Jessica's like I've been on I was I'm really 20 minutes. Yeah. Yeah, cool. I was terrified. I thought that bitch was gonna do it. Even Jaskies, like I've been on them, and I was at the wild. You only need 20 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. That's my sunglasses. Unless you're a kid.

If you're a kid, you're like, whoo! You know, after 20? You think? 20's a hot second on the Jaskie. Yeah. Jaskie can get. The only place I did Jaskies where I could see living

and disappearing, because I was scuba diving, was Tahiti. was in Bora Bora. It's the most beautiful place I've ever been in my life. You have, you stay in a hut where you can see, it's glass, it's the first. A lot of flowers. I've been there for a ride. Glass floors, I know, and you can see nothing

with tropical fish on here. Move there. Hey, move there in Jetsk every day, Brian. Hey, hey, hey, I was swimming spearfish, too, dude. And I can, I need off the land. Four days of that. Two and four days, dude, after two days of like, ooh, we're back on the, we're gonna go on the Jetsky end.

Yeah. Do you know what happened to me there? It's, I don't get stung by stung. Two days, no, two days, I'm, I'm scoop, I'm snorkeling. It's great. Scooping, you get stung by some? Two days, no, two days. I'm, I'm scoop, I'm snorkeling. It's great. Scooping that it's all good. And then, then you wake up and there's a beach and it's really nice. And after a while, you should use to it. Is anybody want to play volleyball? Is there, can we do anything?

Right. Yeah. Yeah. Cause you just want to, I don't care where I'm at in the world. Three days that I'm out. Three days. That's a lovely, that's a lovely thing about stand up. Three days. Three days. Well,. Three days. That's a lovely thing about stand-up. Three days in the woods. Well, it's great, that's true. It's depending on the city after two, you're like, you have another one. But that's the thing that's so city.

Been on a city, yeah. Yeah, man, that's the thing about retirement or whatever it might be, like, you know, who the, where's that blue zone Okinawa, where they live till, you know, a hundred and fucking ten, and they don't have a word for retirement. They actually don't retire.

The community is great and where you're at. Where you're at. 85 and you're still working. Oh, oh. One of the blue zones, yeah, Okinawa, Japan. They live till they're a thousand. Is she the oldest lady in the world? Oh, yeah, dude.

It's very, I think they have more, less cancer, less heart disease, and dementia than Americans, or women. They're living long, any women on the planet. I think they're all less cancer, less heart disease and dementia than Americans women. They're living really Any women on the planet. I think they're all really tiny. They're all really small which helps you're yes, it does. Ekegi They rely on a plant based diet So you know this stuff, you know, that's what says yeah, but they also it's not true because Tim Ferriss went and studied and they eat a lot of Pork and they eat a lot of stuff. There's a certified vegetables sweet potatoes and go stir-fried vegetables, sweet potatoes, and go for high nutrients, low in calories. You know what they are? You know what they're boring.

I'd rather diet 70 red meat. Well, they have strong fans. Wait, squirrel of June? Yeah, but they're all tiny people, you know? They're small. Like, there's no big grampers. Oh, so they eat cauliflower here? The biggest thing they eat is sweet potatoes.

They eat a shit ton of sweet. Six, seven percent sweet potatoes. It sounds like they might live forever, but their life is miserable. They live on years. You just balls deep in sweet potatoes all the time. They live on years. Fish meat, two percent.

Legumes. My charts, they're complete opposite of that. Hey, this, they're culture, let them have. Hey dude, yeah. No, again, they're living to their 150. Garden in 50. Garden in 50 more soy. No thanks maintain a mile They're living to 150 but they're paying a price your social networks Be safety nets then financial and emotional support

But also I bet you they're entered like their excitement level is just always at a two like no one ever comes in like there's no No, there's no breaking you know know yeah, plant a medical garden Have an attitude have an attitude. Yep Have an attitude a hardship tempered attitudes and doubt Okay, I was with it. They let difficult early years remain in the past while they enjoyed today simple pleasures They've learned to be like won't keep younger people than a company well into their old age. Hey, I could live there You think you can I can do it Brian. Who the fuck are you? Talking to

You just said you're in Borabor and you're bored after two days you can go Shield rice with these people in and all can I don't sweep potatoes? Well the best story is the Giant squash they found that day I would have to kill my own everybody's this big you obsessed with size I mean to do part of such a simple life course something great such a simple life Yeah, I mean I wish I could be like that. I have it. I die of fantasies and I'm very serious about fool We're living a fucking small house in the country and raising Animals and growing my own food. You gonna raise animals? Now, hey, hold on. You gonna raise animals?

I know you too well. Hey, we say fancy, do you mean a nightmare for you? Who are you talking to? Dude, I would be a nice little guy who would feed my chickens and then I'd know you were a man. You don't want to get in trouble. Hey, you want to reality check, you know what happened? What?

After a week, all those animals would starve because you would forget to feed them. You'd be off talking to the neighbors. Like what's wrong with the goat? Like oh shit, I forgot to feed them, you know? I have to wake up early. I can't imagine you taking care of it. Can't wake up at 10 when you want. No, the cockadoos up at 4.30 a.m.

Yeah, that fucking chicken is like, cock, cock, cock. You gotta go feed the chickens. You know that. And then when it snows, oh god, no, no, no, no, kids. You're gonna find a partner at that point. One of the gentlemen, Farmer,

and I wanna have a restaurant attached to my farm. I wanna do it. Food to table. Food to table. Was it a farm to table? Yes. But I wanna have a restaurant that's run, so me running a restaurant and a farm,

because that'd be a lot of fun. That's not a lot of work. Could you dial in on that stuff? Cause you're on top of this stuff. You're organized. And I'm super considerate. There's a better lot of work. Because you dialed in on that stuff. Because you're on top of this stuff. You're organized. And I'm super considerate. There's a better chance of me starting center for the Lakers.

You know what I'm saying? I'm sure. This ain't having for me and I am for you. I know, but I want to be that guy sometimes. You think? I get tired of you to phases. Yeah, you go through phases, but you're. You're tired of the rap race.

Unfortunately, you have to have friends to say, hey, dude, no, you're not. I get it. You want to live in the blue zone with the best joke we've heard all day, right? Right? Am I right? The blue zone?

My father's a little bit susceptible to this. I told you, call me him, because we're going bare hunting in Alaska. I go, you don't like guns and you love bears. You're not gonna shoot a bear, because I'll call you back. I'll call you back. We're going deep sea fishing.

Yeah. Then the best is that he met this guy who was like, I guess a billionaire, but he collected train sets. Okay. The most expensive train sets that he had. Just spit on ideas, cause I've seen a lot of first 48.

Is that a file, you think? Well, billionaire and a small train sets. I don't know, it's very strange. Like, Spidey senses. This was a little bit. But he had like, he had looms where he had these intricate, like, locomotive trains.

And it was so, but it was his life. It's a board building. He's doing it. He's two of it. Yeah, it'd be known as a kid. He was obsessed with it. My father was so impressed. He comes home, my dad is like, like me.

And he gets into it. He gets into it. He's not doing any of that. And he goes, he ordered some train, toy train magazines, cause he wanted to maybe get into it as a hobby. Oh no. You got to weird hide that.

I like to. You gotta be fucking kidding me. You're gonna have a room full of trains and now you're not. And they're not just display. They actually move. Oh, there are hundreds of thousands. There's a whole city. You could spend a hundred thousand.

You could build New York and build a train around them. You could spend a hundred thousand. They paint it York and build a train around you You can spend a hundred thousand they paint it and shit really you have Little juice now Baldwin I can't I can't I find collectors. I find people who collect shit very very weird like you like My head for you. I think boy. Yeah, he likes cards. Yeah, it's a Cars cards see I wish cars I wish I said cars. Cars, little things. Right there. Trading cars.

Yeah, that's it. Like, collectors are, uh, this is what he's doing, Brian. Yeah, but you can build like full cities. My brother's into it when we were kids, but. So it's like Legos. Then he turned nine and was like, I'm not into trains anymore. That's right. You lose your, it's a lot of work.

Some people do not lose their interest. Yeah, I wonder what that is. Or they get so rich and they rich and then I can build a train that I've always wanted to build It's actually kind of fucking dope. No, it is if you have the patient I remember my mom day this guy who's super into trains and he had the whole city and we'd touch it Freak the fuck out my mom got a fight when she's like it's a toy of course again Yeah, I think they broke up, But now when you paint the houses yourself, you have a little sticky. Oh, no, that's actually really fucking dope. It takes all the time.

Yeah, in this cool. You are one notch away from being a guy like that, in a good way. Oh, what you mean, right? No, you don't do it like it's money. It's money, it's enough. This is your fizz, this is my shit. You're gonna move to the blues, don't it make you insane?

No, I mean, I think I'll probably spend the most money on when I start like in like Probably guitars You'll collect how much is a guitar depends on what you're getting. Well, what do you want? I mean, I love fenders fenders like my world. I play a lot of tell it depends on a tender. Yeah, I have three That's a fender. Okay. We have three and you want how many more? My collection of guitars is probably Roughly around altogether like probably worth like four grand. Okay.

What? That's crazy. What? It's probably Brian, man. I'm scared for what you. What? Are you all fucking with me? No, what's wrong with you? That's a thousand dollars guitar. I'm not saying anything bad.

I'm laughing at you Who the fuck you? Some fucking Ferrari I'm laughing at the money. I'm just laughing at the brand name. I don't know guitar. I'm laughing at brand name. Jim Braffin too. I'm laughing at brand name. I'm laughing at brand name.

Pause. Oh, you're fucking with me. Would you like to explain the title? I was. And when you said, I don't know that guitar word. You said, I thought thousand brand name. I was like this. Brand name.

Brand name. That's cool. And then I went and see. And now, now I had to laugh for him because he's trying not to laugh. Why, because your expectation was high. I would expect more. I don't know, I don't know guitars.

I think any fact, you could tell me a good, I don't know. You could tell me guitars, $100 or $10,000. I'm in Jimmy Hendrix. Jimmy Hendrix, you know, like 10,000 guitars. You're at Kins. Yeah, at Kins. Then line telecast. Hey, hey, Chappell, how many guitars do you have?

Leave me alone. I have four guitars. Oh, that one right. So I have that red one right there. Let me standard though, right about a grand thing. Oh, but they're a grand. Yeah, roughly. But yeah, the one you want is how like your ideal guitar is.

I do. Is that your ideal one? No, the telecaster timeline crimson transparent Indian Laurel fingerboard. I have that guitar. Okay, so we don't need that one, which one do you want? No, the one that no Gallagher plays. I think it's Gibson three.

They're not that expensive. I mean, a great band. I was thinking more, yeah. It was a type in Gibson. Now our acoustic guitars, that one. That's one I want. That Gibson 1964.

That's three, the 335. It's the one on a, that red one. Ted News, you play that guitar. No, yeah, that's cool I am that gives it 1964 that's three the three thirty five one on a that red one Ted News you place that guitar. No, yeah, it's cool. I like those. That's that's weird dude That's like your that's your dream now that's the North Star. Yeah, that's like what y'all gonna do for me. You're Nike We'll get We'll see what what the the fire and kick off right now There's no Gallagher in that guy. There he is.

Is that guy from Ireland? Yeah, that one. I'll make you a deal. I'll make you a deal. I'll make you a deal, Shrbell. When you shoot your first special, I'll buy you that guitar. Do you bet not bullshitting me? I'm sort of got it.

Shake on it. That's a great guy. That's a good, that's a fucking great guy. All right, well, you're gonna give me Brian. See? The man of giving. No, same thing. We're doing it together as just a great chance. That's a good, that's a fucking great chance. All right, well, you're gonna give me Brian. See, the man of giving. No, same thing, we're doing it together. It's just a fucking... I'll pay for it, but Brian put his name on it.

I'm gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna, you're gonna, Brian. No, we're gonna have engraved. And what's gonna say, Brian's the guy that signs the card. Yeah, I'm gonna say this, it's gonna be like this. It's gonna say, four grand? It's gonna be the question. Wait, so what, you guys thought it'd be more?

I don't know, guitar, I think you'd be like, do my collection, we're 20 grand. Damn, that's sick. Because you guys thought it'd be more? I don't know guitars I think you'd like do my collection were 20 grand Okay, that's it because you know why should when you were like my collection you for your tours It's about you went like this you went I mean my collection is probably worth And I was a girlfriend. I was like 20 me 40 grand Yeah, I was like and I almost said be careful about people find out where you live They're gonna rob you to get on yeah, cuz we. Because when you almost set that before you gave up. Because if you do this, if you do this,

I don't know who you told me. Because when you do this, I want to just show you. When you go, I mean, it's worth, now if I do this watch, it's worth. And you know what I'm doing when I do this? I'm talking about the Ferrari I bought watch. I bought it last year and right now it's worth 100 gram more. And I'm gonna give it a big boy.

Now you go. I mean, I got got I have my guitar collection is by worth for grand it's called anti-comactic dude and then we went to him brand went oh and then because like this he goes brand goes I want to roast him so bad that I'm not gonna make money that's not cool then he turned me

so anyway and I was like I'm not letting that's right wait so I'm like some fucking funny I'm gonna make money and you're gonna make a lot of money and you're awesome But but I just love that you do that and it's part of it I already make your money headline and do yeah, be sure you're first special by that guitar. I'm down for that 100% I'll shoot that bitch tomorrow. Yeah, here's another question. Here's my other question What you put out of 15 minutes? Yeah, it's like wait, what you said dude? hey, do that's a trailer. Hey minutes, eight minutes six hot minutes.

But my question is like, how long have you been playing guitar? Cause I do see you fingering around in here. Yeah. Before we were choice. Hey, this is the, we don't know the lingual man. It's just tell the truth Wednesday. Tell you the Wednesday truth Wednesday. Okay. Well well I started when I was 13. Oh you did That's pretty 13 no I know I know wow

You play well I'm asking a question. He's in a band. You son of a bitch. No, can you play a song right now? Yeah, easily, okay, let me see how you do. Let me see your fingering. He's also you can also play the drums I really want to play I want to look at at chin space to see what he has to say. I think she felt great played was Flash-ops, yeah, yeah, well, we know this song Can you play something we know that's nice, no, it's fun Ah Probably not know a bit I do she pal you can play the guitar Going close the curtains cuz all we need Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm You're old huh? Oh Jetsets, Jetsers

Can you see my way around I'm gonna get you tomorrow Jetsets he can play you son of a bitch are you impressed? That's pretty cool. Wait. Let's sing James says Yeah, why you play that I'm gonna bring up the fucking hair if we can play them the show yeah you can you're last as long as we don't do it too long Yeah, you guys don't match you can do it. No, you can do it if it's a song. I don't think you can be what's okay? Okay? Okay, it's called James addiction, but the song It's called janses janses I got here very listen up song in high

I'm done with Sexy oh chances I thought it said change Like right Song and I'm done with Chances I thought so chants like You know, I don't oh It's a good it's such a good song to good song. Oh great. I would love to see them live. They fucking kill Dude you can I thought I really thought you would just started playing guitar for You're in here, you don't know it was like I think a lot of times. I'm just like learning and like teaching myself shit, but you don't know I'm doing it now You have nice fingers too. I know you do have long fingers. Yeah

We're like aling you have long fingers and and they're dexterous. What's that? And we're like a-ling. You have long fingers and they're dexterous. What's that? You know, you can get a dexterity. You can rip, you can thrash the kids, say. You can fucking thrash, dude. All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna rush to sing a song.

We can't say to go on and get kicked out, dude. No, even if it's live. No. Copyright. Damn. Come on, daddy. I know, dude, what's crazy, I didn't even realize until I met my father, because I didn't even realize until I met my father,

because I didn't know where my music old background came from, my grandpa. He was a guitar player for the church. Oh really? Yeah, he would rip. Wow. So that's how I found that out. Wow.

So fuck everybody that made fun of me when I was a kid. Yeah, what's up now? What's up now? And you just had a, you had a big, big music collection. What the fuck's up now? Fuck you. I'm serious dude. Don't let Brian shit on.

It's probably you play music, because you're gonna gonna be you're gonna be able to do that and do stand-up forever oh I look you know I was thinking about it I was like because you know I do the band stuff and then fucking the stand-up and I was thinking about I was like man when I was a kid I think I've always just been that way when I was younger I was skateboarding cheerleading playing guitar going to punk shows I got I think it's just always been, but it's different. But in your, super different.

But in your, no, it's a good thing. But in your band, are you playing the instrument, and you're leading? So I wrote all the songs, and then they play them, and I sing. Yeah, yeah. That's why my voice is kind of shot right now. Okay, I'm gonna go back to them.

When's the show? March 26th. Yeah. Program'm gonna go back to him. When's the show? March 26th. Yeah. Program skate shop in Fullerton. That'd be cool. Yeah, it's a bank haul. You're gone. Where am I at?

You're in shopping. Oh, fuck, that's where I'm in Chicago. Why do they call it Chicago? I don't know. Cause it's fucking, I mean, 40 minutes outside. 40 minutes? Yeah. That's not close to Chicago.

I'm staying in Lincoln Park shout to the band You know Crazy about that band he killed himself. You know it. Yeah, you know it's crazy With Chester. Yeah, I did a show. I did stand up They got up and sang and I had to go do stand up. It's a nervous nervous. I've ever been really That's a follow-up. Why cuz uh do it for their richest shows were like like musical? No, it was it was for it was for like the most like richest and famous people and how like you know like Big-time people like senators and like I didn't

belong there. And they said, can you just stand up? I think there's a fifth place. He was like celebrities. Almost celebrity. But it was at the Pritzker's House, the most rid, the richest family like like they own a very odd one. They own the Marriott. Oh, really? And it was at their house, which is the biggest house in Southern California. And I get there and I'm I have the worst car in the, I was like, what's going on here? And then there was cameras and there were senators. And so every day you go after Lincoln Park. Dude, I was so nervous. I still love Lincoln Park.

Yeah, they were doing such a show. And it was in a 10-hour outside. I was like, if I'm going to die here. And I made it through by the skin of my teeth. Dude, what's crazy about it? I saw that band live with Chris Cornell. Oh, well. And they were great friends. They both. And they died the same way.

Pretty similar, right? Well, Cornell is close. No, I thought Cornell drowned. Oh, wow. You don't know. Oh, no, Chris, I don't know. I was thinking about Jeff Buckley. Oh, you think?

That was years ago. Yeah, no, we're talking about Jeff Buckley himself. Cornell and Jester. Oh, you think, no, that was years ago. Yeah, no, we're talking about Jeff Buckley. Cornell and Chester were very close. I wanna say, like months of hard work. Yeah, I was gonna say it was close. It was like, it seems like when Cornell did, they gave them the kind of motivation to Chester, yeah? I know, it's so puzzling.

The problem, my thing with Chester had like seven kids, young kids. I can't, and then Cornell has been tortured. Yeah, tortured, Yeah, tortured. Cornell's buried at Hollywood forever. I went to like the year. What was what was the first thing song? Oh, should a lot. Oh, black hole son. Black hole. Oh, you did a lot of songs, but I mean, the rusty cage. I mean, but but such a shame, though, man. Those poor guys. Think about the level of despair you have to have

to leave your children. Yeah. And knowing what it's meant to do to your kids, to think about that, like you can't bear it. I mean, they're set financially, but they're fucked. Yeah, no daddy. It's the only logical way out of hell, I guess, for them. Yeah, it must've been really bad.

I'm sure one of those things, I think they said he was off his meds, and he was taking med or something. It's a pretty. Or change his meds, right? And then there was especially there with both of them, right? Yeah, something with life. I sam about it. Yeah, I sam about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't really subscribe it up because it goes deep. It goes deep. My buddy Frank Krillos manager and a great guy who I knew. Oh, Chris Chouvin. He's such a good guy.

Dude. Oh yeah, he was amazing. He was an amazing guy. You knew him? Yeah. I met him through Toby. He was a big H-12 fan and all this stuff. Such a good guy.

Parkour kid. Such a good guy. Beautiful fucking soul. Did he just die just recently? Yeah, he fucking did. Yeah, dude. Frank was close, you know. He's got.

And he had dinner and he was wrestling with this this wrestling and then he had to know with the family and his family's fucking close. His brother is in New Vane, his own CIA. Big boy. Great guy. Big boy. And they're all good people, man. It's a good family right there.

And they're a tight family. And Chris was a great fucking guy. He came all the way out to Brea to see me headline. He wrote out on like a motorcycle or something. Yeah, but anyways, but like it's such a You came out to see you. Yeah, I'm not to see me warm at Brayow He was such a good dude like a rag He managed a Chadwick I think I think you used to manage Chadwick Boseman

That's right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he had big clients. He did Very well. I think I have Mark Margo Robbie. You're Robby. Yeah, yeah, he did. He did. He was such a beautiful son. Married great wife. Anyone else want to go through people's comments with? I know, but it's just, it's getting a little bit pussed. My best friend did when I was okay. All right. Stop by your guitar collection.

What do you got, Jen? Give me out of here. Wait, hold on, wait. I'm really bad. I don't know. All right, stop by your guitar collection. What do you got, Jen? Give me out of here. Wait, hold on, wait. I'm really bad. I don't know. I don't know. I literally, I accept you. You could have said you, 100 million.

I said you. You could have said 40 million. I don't know guitars in any facet. I didn't know what you could have said $400. But I just thought like, go ahead this. High x, which is. Well, because you were like, I know it is, but it's not, right?

Even for a collector. I'm just saying, if you go like this, I mean, I know it is, but it's not, right? Even for a collector, I'm just saying, if you go like this, I mean, I probably own $4,000 worth, now if this was 1965, I'd go, holy shit, dude. Do you know where I come from? I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I understand. I know, but it's for great.

I know a lot. But he was like, did I have like 40 guitars? Yeah, I was like, holy shit. And he's like, this collection, we're, geez, I don't know. Yeah. For and a buck. Yeah, yeah, that's right. My buddy has 35 guitars.

Another flex from Brian. I know. Why am I calling him flex? Flex Wednesday. No, I'm saying it's a bug in my forest. That's like when I bought my Porsche Modega's, my friend is too old for him. Okay.

I'm up, I'm up, you up your friend. I'm one up and tonight Flex when I feel like one up and yeah You play guitar I can play the guitar. No, you can this motherfucker. Are you kidding? Are you really so you can't play shit? Okay No, no, he can do it with weird fingers Go ahead think they're away For four thousand dollars 4,000 dollars. It's not allowed.

But if you're bored, it means the world. That's all I've written. That's all I have. That's all I have. And now when people go to my net where this is just say 4,000 dollars. Exactly. I already had 10. Talk to me about credit. Dude, I'm trying to get you started on it. You're on it a single day in so much. I'm on it right now, Daddy. I'm on it. You give me energy and make you stay focused.

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Hey, you bought a lot of my nice guitar. I mean, I used guitar. You mean I could talk? Hey, we gotta, we gotta, I let Chappelle Baro, it. Because I don't know how to play. I think, yeah, I hope I'm more you said it. I know. Okay, I was gonna say, I've been borrowing it for the past.

Baro, I mean, I gave it to you. He gave it to me, I was like, like yo I know you ain't wait it's hard I want to play the drums You bought a guitar? A nice guitar It's gathered in the back It's in a con, huh? No that is dude

He's I love that guitar Yeah is it a part of your $4,000 collection or no? No that's not what I'm saying Actually, what did you buy him a guitar? He was super into guitars He wanted to do guitars talking about guitars It's to the point Yeah, why did you buy him a guitar? He was super into guitars He wanted to do guitars talking about guitars. It's to the point Like me wanting a farm you suddenly got into the guitar with the hands of you. He was like I want to learn

I have people reach out to me to someone the guys that like the direction Yeah, you want to get for you one direct. Yes, almost one risk like that would be cool guys that like the direction yeah you want a guy for you one direct. Yes, almost one original. That'd be cool. Now you at home I get kids I don't have time to play the guitar when you're broken fingers. No that might be a home. No, my favorite straight to is how to go. Yeah, you're trying like want you to take it. Well, yeah, it's in good. It's so funny because I played all the time but I and I want to post me playing it. I'm like post that shit now. truth is out there. It's all good.

No, my new thing's this. Was it Truth Wednesday? Truth Wednesday. No, it's subtle flex Wednesday. Settle flex Wednesday from Brian. Some flex Wednesday. You don't see what the Bora Bora is rich, right?

There's more guitars than you. You have screw diving. The work is. Come on. Thanks. Oh, you're a friend and you work as a rich friend New Zealand. I got rich friends. You'd really come out here Oh, you're a friend in the orchestra. But in the orchestra is the rich friend in New Zealand. I got rich friends.

Judeo come out here, which makes no sense. It's got rich friends. Yeah. You weren't all straight. You could come out. Yeah. You want you to get out here. Okay.

I'm going to run the flight. I got a rich person neighbor. Yeah. Had crazy wine last night. How much was that guitar, too? It's in the thousands. Yeah. Your collection just went up there.

Oh, wait. You bought him a guitar worth thousands. So it's basically like my guitar But it's an electric as well Not in the house. Oh, did he go? Oh, it's sick. He sounded like those cool At every intention and playing and then life goes taking lessons. I don't think so Hey guys, you go up here. How much was the guitar you bought, Stevie? A little over two grand. A little over two grand.

Stevie can play the fuck out. Oh yeah, he can. But Stevie just plays like in a living room. The Tom Morello custom guitar. Stevie's so talented. He's very talented. Just plays in his living room. He can play, he can do stand up,

he can play the guitar. He'll do it everyone. No, Stevie, I'd say Stevie and's in better than me, for sure. Steven can rip. Steven plays by here, right? You can, yeah. That play by your time. Mine's like a part of our time.

Oh, when I got the guitar, it's as if Steven's in TV, so he's like, I don't even know, man. Yeah, Steven, I just go, I'm like, what? Yeah, he's not a part of it. It's weird to try to, huh? It's weird to try to teach someone how to play. Yeah. Because it's like, we all learn like self-taught.

So we don't know We're gonna be professors at Kid Rock School. Steve is good at everything immediately porn Everything stand up like it's hard even crime. He was good at I got caught I mean, you know, he's good at everybody get caught. Steve. He's a very smart dude. Yeah, very smart and a good dude, too Yeah, what do you got? So with this okay, so Recently Naomi Osaka was playing at the Grand no she was playing at a tennis tournament when she was doing really poorly because she was getting heckled by one guy in the crowd

No, it says after a woman that is can be shouting, no Naomi, you suck, you jackass. Oh my God. Yeah, so I guess there were a few hecklers, but there was one that was being highlighted. It was a man who was constantly kind of heckling her the entire time and she started to break down. She did like worse and worse progressively as the turn went on.

She struggles like the hell's like, you miss fucking big tournaments and won't do interviews. I wouldn't let that happen in a tournament. They kicked the fucking guy out or what? Yeah, well, yeah. You can get the fucking. I don't think they kicked him out.

She ended up asking for the very end. If I was sitting next to that guy, I'd be like, hey, fucko. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Yeah, but there was a lot of it. You know, and it's also professional sport. She had been a UFB fan. That's's you have seen that's football. This is not a tenet tournaments, man. And a lot of people including Rafael Nadal. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. One of the best tennis players of all time. He actually came out said, you know what I really feel for her? She's a like young up and coming athlete who has a lot of mental issues. And I feel for her, her about the same time, you are a professional athlete, and it unfortunately comes with a territory. I'm with him on this. Yeah, nobody, can you pay that ton of money? Yo, imagine being a professional. Imagine when we get heckled, if we fucking will.

Should I cry? Yeah. I'd be like, yo, imagine we're just, I was like, what the fuck you're doing? No, like, what the fuck you're doing? I've seen that. This one I did. I've seen it. I saw it. I was in New York.

That's my show. I'm just saying, oh my god. Hopefully tomorrow goes better. Yeah. You don't do your meat and greets. I know, yeah, you don't do that. You don't deserve that meat and greets. In New York City.

Jay, take the shirts off the table. You guys aren't getting shirts. Jay's just all fucking cool. Jay's all, yeah, fuck you guys the table. You guys aren't getting shirts. This is all fucking cool. Jay's all, yeah, fuck you guys, man. You all don't deserve him. You made my brother cry. Yeah, you made my brother cry. No shirts, we get.

You, man, I've seen it, if you've ever seen that, you've seen it happen. Oh, dude, there was a comedian in New York City, I like a big boy. When you were doing eight, eight, eighties and nineties, and nine, it was still acceptable to heck all the fuck out of somebody sometimes like you had a bouncer But like you just expected people to fuck with you, you know, and especially in New York City And especially drunk Irish guys and especially drunk Irish guys from Ireland

You know whatever it was you knew you get a group of dudes and they were drinking and you knew it was gonna be a thing now You can either roast a fuck out of them and make a part of your show or you can laugh with them Well, you don't want to do is show them that you're a family Like this one guy I want you to say he was a guy who was always well-known comic No, but he was a journeyman who who worked at the comedy club and he was always the end yeah, okay, okay? Okay, it was not right MC. Yeah, okay, okay. It was not ready. It was like they're, they're go to, it was not ready. It was had for 10 years, but probably wasn't.

No big show. I could, I could train for the NFL. I'm never, I just thought of the bone structure sometimes, and he goes, sir, sir, I am working up here. Sir, I am working up here and you were uncouth. I was, I'm, uncouth. Uncouth, he said, he's not gotten, good, hey, why don't you fuck off then?

And he has, it's amazing, you're manners, you're manners. You're manners. They were like, like that, and I had to follow my kids. I'm just funny. I know, make him funny. You know what he did? He was like, you know, I'm done. I can't do this.

And he got out and just got off the stage. And they're all tired from you. Now they're a brine, you go out there, and he's supposed to be the MC. Damn, fucking Ty? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I was in. What is good, Jim? Mike Tyson's cannabis. Oh, I see. Early releasing a CBD gummy in the shape of a bitten ear. Oh, man, America. It's called Mike bite. Oh, that's how things are going to crush. Right. Mike Tyson. Yep. I thought that was hilarious. You just see the little bite mark in the ear. Oh, I just saw it. Now, that's pretty great. That's how it's pretty brilliant. That's how it looks delicious.

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So, we just started playing for ever. Yeah. Because we're not in the 1920s. I never understood what that was. I never understood what that was. I never understood what that was. I never understood what that was. I never understood what that was.

I never understood what that was. I never understood what that was. I never understood what that was. I never understood. Yeah, I'm the only country that does. It's the worst dude for my son. Yeah, at least sleep. Well, yeah, and then they're going about super early, waking up crazy early. You've seen the stats on that, but daylight savings, harder attacks go way up. That's not good. When you lose a day, an hour of sleep. Really?

Yes, and so does my memory. Not even kids, but yeah. And depression. And depression. You need sleep. I didn't get much. Is that why I was sad yesterday? Yep.

Maybe. I couldn't wake up this morning. I had to radio for Louisville. And I didn't get it. Is that why I was sad yesterday? Yeah, maybe I couldn't wake up this morning I had I had to radio for Louisville and I don't know I was like I had Yeah, I was like I could sleep. You're so much. Yeah, but also think about it because I wake about six five to six There's a world of difference. Oh, we have six no matter what every day, but five I feel sick right and he looked at the clock It says six was really five right and you're in the middle of it You know I'm in bed. It says nine is really a So quit track of the clock. I try having a baby

That's what he does all day you sleep in your room. Yeah Making noise He's a little what times you get up usually every two hours. Every two hours he got a feed. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, every two hours he got a feed. Everyone goes through it. It's fine. It doesn't matter, Troy.

Yeah. It's fine. All righty. So this is a funny video. It's just a guy on vacation who is struggling to put his shorts on. I saw a Fickie and I thought you'd appreciate it. Now do they use thick with three or two C's?

Two C's. Didn't you trade Mark three? They may not want to do with their- I sure did, but Bar still could have used it and I thought you'd Imagine they use thick with three or two C's two C's didn't you trade Mark three? They may not want to do but Barstill could have used it and I would not complain sure. I love Barstill Oh my god, he is That's a muffin top Fucking fat your whole life come It's a fucking button. He's a guy even fat your whole life I have that second play every fucking time, mom?

Fucking fat. Ah! What the fuck? Why don't you get some bigger pants? Yeah. Fuck. Ah! It was so upset.

He was so upset. Yeah, I did. Wow. I just don't know when those pants would have fit. They looked too small for his frame Yeah, they look super small for his frame. I always had cousins who were the same way They never wanted to up their pant size when they grew they always wanted to say like oh, I'm a size 25 But then they look like they're like spilling over the jeans You know, I was like that the long for the long time with shoes what I just squeeze your feet into

Yeah, but I'm 11 and then I'm like what what the fuck am I doing? Dude, I just recently started getting 14. You got a, you know what I'm doing? You're a 14. You lose your arts, your foot gets bigger, I get older. 14's now. So you're 14. These are, these are max, I got, these are 14's, I'm all 14's now.

Mm-hmm. And then some 14's are great and some are swimming in them. But it's a bitch to get 14's, huh? That's too hard. That's too hard to get 13's stuff 13's is hard to get them 14 Makes sense. Yeah, it's not too many 14's. Yeah Anything you want to flex on I have a 10 I have a 10 and a half and now I'm wearing I'm wearing an 11 right now at these in those Cuz my feet need you pay for though

Dude my name's ready to make you two these are cool sneakers It ain't a hard to paint though. I'm entering story the guy who started those nice crush in it. Who why what's the story on clouds? Yeah, I don't know how to Should look into it why he's he started and that's blown now. He's like a Swiss engineer, I forget. Yeah. I mean, they're very fuck, I have to be honest. They can shoot for transgenders. They're very comfortable. They're on three pair.

Yeah. Not of these, but different ones. They're a little bit tricky, but they're nice. Where are they tricky? I mean, the way they look, you rather love them or you hate them. It's just like a basic. But this is like a basic yeah.

Yeah, I'm just a kid. I'm just a little bit. There is some business going on. What does she got you? All right. Got my dungarees. Kevin Holland, UFC fighter. Yeah.

A hitman is buddy. I just want to be this guy. You and Logan, this is badass. Him and his buddy took down a guy that was shooting in a restaurant in a raw sushi restaurant. I look out mainstream media doesn't realize that Kevin Holland's complete badass and they go a guy who has some training in MMA took them out like Samba training how about you fucking get your facts straight and say UFC world-class fighter takes out guy Yeah, and this is second time he's done something like to help prevent or you know help people in the trouble The first time was when there was someone that got a car jacked and he went after the guy as well and this is the second time

He's done something like this him and his buddy his buddy also helped out a lot too But apparently Kevin got him they both got the guys gun. He's an active shooter in a sushi Yeah, he was shooting up in the air. Yeah, why were you shooting the air? He seems like he's like out Homeless kind of crazy person see what happens there would just Kevin talk air. Yeah. Why are you shooting the air? He seems like he's like, uh, homeless kind of crazy person. See what happens there. Just Kevin talk better now. Yeah. Then we heard a big loud bang.

I thought it was champagne bottle pop, you know, because those people behind us, who are having a birthday party. And, uh, I go to look around, and see people running like they had, like, uh, look at death on their face, you know, super worried. And so, you know, I'm like, all right, we'll know this is, so get a little low, you know. Check the corner. I see the gun. The guy grabbed the guy, but the gun's facing right towards where we are. So I'm like, I'm gonna make a move this way. You know what I mean? Get around this. I don't have to worry about it. So I go around the other side.

I come up kind of guy. Grab a chair. I'm gonna smack him with a chair, but when you get to the side, you can't really see who the shooter is. Whether it's the guy on top of the guy on bottom exactly, I was facing one way and then we heard a big loud bang. I thought it was champagne bottle pop, you know. No, it's not. The top was mainly holding the guy's hand to try and get him to stop squeezing the trigger. So then, you know, we plied the guy out of that guy's hand, I go ahead, I pull him into my lap, put the hooks in, put a rear neck and choke. My baby uncle sitting there, he's looking at me, you know, he's he's her being with the dreads hanging out the back, you know, me and skinny her, that's what I call him right there at that moment.

And he's like, uh, he's not sleep, he's not sleep. All right, he's sleep. So as soon as he was sleep, you know, I let go of the Slid out on top got full mouth stretched arms out so they can reach for anything we grab this backpack Through the back back off to the side make sure the gun was out of play pretty good. You can reach for anything Tell this head so you can bite me and you know a Few minutes later. I mean I never saw the police pull that fast. So the job used to be the what a guy pretty quick You know handcuffed a guy and cover the guy and, you know, there's the rat, you know. You have to count on the other man.

Right? And no one got hurt either. So I know it was fine. And the guy was clearly a 10-0 like a mass shooting. Yes. Bad ass dude. Yep, love Kevin Holland. Amazing.

Oh, that's the old story. Oh, when they, the car jacker. Yep. He's like Batman. Yeah, he keeps saving him. What are you doing there? Is he got his arm wrapped around? Is he from Houston?

I think he moved down there. Is he in originally from us? I'm not sure. I was just holding that guy. Oh, he's got him like, Oh, I'm in your neighborhood chasing bag. He's choking him with his horn on me. Yeah.

Cops like, we'll take it from here. Yeah, that's. He's a badass, man. That's the guy. You can tell he's not all there, man. Just by his face. Damn. He got choked out.

He's pumped up both of his feet. Yeah, you can see he's so bruising on the neck. Good. He definitely got choked out there. He didn't know that. He got to Kevin Holland, man. Yeah, he's crazy. You can see the slow bruising on the neck. Good, he definitely got shot. Shot to Kevin Holland, man. Yeah, he's crazy. You can see his crazy. Let's go to another quick MMA one,

because we talked about this on last episode how Jake Paul challenged Dana White. So this is Dana White's response to him, and it's not the best response ever. And he was on Logan Paul's show. That's another crazy thing. He was on, yeah, Logan Paul's like, he shouldn't even be fighting Conor Greger.

These guys, the Paul's, which is weird, he says these guys, the Paul's, even though he's in front of Logan Paul. These guys, the Paul's are fucking huge. Logan's huge, his brother, Jake is huge. What's your brother? Six foot, one, two hundred and ten pounds. Conor Greger is 145, 155 pounds.

There's weight classes for a reason. Do you think Jake could make 170? White asked Logan Paul? And Logan says, I don't think so. He was, yeah, exactly. And it's a stretch for Connor fight at 170, fought Nate Diaz at 170. This isn't, that isn't his fucking weight class,

not even close. He hasn't been 145 forever though. He's big man. Yeah, he looks way bigger. And then Dan White is big. I agree. Dan White is begging for a Diaz counter fight for the third time. Jake Jake Paul talking Jake Paul saying this

He goes they have fought at 100 100 70 pounds and both their fights. Oh fight count at 175 pounds. No problem. Stop making excuses pussy How big is you met Jake how big Big big Connors think right now to though Yeah, Connors not small man. Yeah a lot shorter than Jake though or big jigs like six, right? Yeah, baby You're money. Yeah, oh yeah Six one six one

Guys so great. He's only 25. I didn't realize it 191 When he fought woodlies won't anyone He's big yeah, once every five is better. He's definitely bigger, but I mean, you know, anyone. Yeah, he's big. Yeah, 175 is a bit better. He's definitely bigger, but I mean, you know, it's in the octagon, so. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's such an intriguing fight.

I think I would want to count. I think I'm fucking at 175, I think Connor will give me a real big shot. Oh yeah, he should. Yeah, it'd be great if they did it. Yeah, Dan was like, he's like, Daning goes, I never say no anymore. Is that make sense?

No. No. It's impossible, but he's like, I've learned not to say anything's impossible. Yeah. I can see it happen. They're gonna do it anyway. My job is doing the UFC.

Yeah, for sure. Huge payday. So these two YouTubers, a couple, they, I see a honey. Yeah, they try to stay, they try to YouTube a video of them like, sneak into a target, stay in their own night and then leaving.

So they got arrested. By the way, they didn't even stay their own night. They left at like 3 a.m. and they came back eight in the morning to pretend like they were there all day to film again. Okay. Right. So think about it. Oh, that's them.

They're facing up to seven years in prison now for that. She's pretty. She looks like she's been crying. Yeah. That's them. So they broke into's been crying. Yeah. That's them. So they broke into Target and just right, or they broke in hours and then one thing, they're like hitting the rack, the colds. You remember that movie career opportunities?

They're not gonna hit jail time. No, that's it, they're facing a lot too. Do you guys think that Jesse Smollett deserved jail time? Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because the MSM is the thing about the resources that they've used

on taxpayers' money. Yeah. And him making a fake narrative. It's the same thing as like these girls like accusing Chris Brown of rape. And then just see what happened with that. No. Girl accused him of rape.

When he was released in an album, he goes, I'm telling you guys, you're gonna learn. Like every time I come out with something, you guys try to push this bullshit on me, the media jumps all over it. So he releases a voice memo and text of her being like, that dick was so good. I can't wait to fuck you again. He's like, this is a girl.

Her attorney was like, I'm out. Like, I didn't know this existed. Yeah, it's a long, it's a long back. So he goes, uh, this December 31st, 2020. And she was, oh, shit. Okay. I'll get one. I definitely didn't bust inside you just was hella faded So I wanted to be sure kissy face she put okay babe. That's fine. I want to fuck you tonight at midnight

Where you at she keeps texting where you at bay? What an after she best charges. Hey, it's blank. This is my new number. He was new number. That's fast. Yeah. Since an L.A. Now gotta get it right. What an asshole. And then yep, we're at home. I live in Hollywood word. Let's link later today. Okay, bet your place for mine mind mind. I'll go for this. Okay, bet you got E. I didn't get to take it last time. We met now. There was my homies. I don't begin it unless my homies got it. Okay, we can be chilled tonight. I'll try to find some. Where are you, where are you? And she hits him up. What are you doing? Crying emoji.

What's up? I had some shit to handle yesterday. Where are you at right now? Why what's up? I want to come over. I'm bored. Make some time for me tonight. And then he obviously ignores her.

Yeah. So I fell asleep. No, I'm not in my period. I have a question. Do you just be want into fuck me? Or can we hang out like some chill shit during the day? I know you'd be busy. It's cool if you just want to fuck. I just want to know my role. He doesn't respond to you. It's okay. Never mind.

Send the picture. We're at Bay. You up. I'm coming home with you tonight. We we at the same party. LL where you at months later. I'm sorry. I'm high as fuck. I just wanted to come over. No reply from Chris. And by the way, so if she filed that stuff on January. This is already past February March now.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm high as fuck. One come over. Where yet? Can I come over? Happy birthday, babe. Where's your skate party tonight? Where everybody to see you again? Sexy pick.

Now what happens missing you? You're on see the best I've had. I just wanted again. Why are you playing with me? Leave the voice note. Yeah. Clearly love the best I've had. I just wanted to get in. Why are you playing with me? Leave the voice note. Yeah. Clearly love the wee wee.

Yeah, I'm here. Missing you, you're honestly the best fuck I've ever had. I just want to get in. Why are you playing with me again? You fool. Well, I wasn't pressing you about no blank. You told me to stay and then I'm gonna try and play me. That's crazy.

I didn't deserve that, but you definitely got it. And then if you want to hear the voice message, it's up to you. No, it's okay. I've heard enough. The bottom line is. The bottom line is what happens to her. So you're trying to destroy someone's life and you're fucking talking about. message, it's up to you. No, it's okay, I've heard enough that the bottom line is what happens to her. So you're trying to destroy someone's life and you're fucking talking about her.

He should come after it, but the cross should, but she should serve time. You're trying to murder somebody. Would you say you know when you accused somebody of something they didn't do like rape, you're trying to murder that. But there needs to be repercussions for the murder. Of course there has to be.

Of course there should be. He's releasing a lot of them. But most people don't make it any of these to be repercussions for the course there has to be because there should be. He's really something. Yeah, but most people don't have that. If you, especially if it's 20 years old, 25 years old, you don't have anything like that. All you can do is go, what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. Okay? And that kind of shit's about to happen. They should pay a price.

Yeah, nothing happens. I think he said he's going after. He should go after. He should make an example. It should be an automatic rule. If you're lying, if you're lying, you're going toback rule. If you're lying, you're gonna serve time. Because you're trying, you're literally a murderer. You're fucking a murderer.

I'm trying to ruin his career. And obviously because this is a reality, it's like it's so easy for a community to be like, look at him back. Yeah, and the media makes so much money on that click. Yeah and Chris Browns, I do not work on myself. I'm not into this shit, man. I don't fuck like that anymore.

This is what I do. I just go after. Not girls should do, I think two years Browns. I do not work on myself. I'm not into this shit, man I don't fuck like that anymore. This is what I do Yeah, I just go after that girl should do I think two years mental. I agree Yeah, you gotta you gotta make him this guy Paul Butler who's a MS NBC columnist What was talking about Jesse some what? shouldn't do do time and it was elite white the elite white Staffsman that wonder is that what he blame it on it's like dude Is that what he really fucking way? It's a lot of black and white people,

everybody, nobody, everybody's like, this guy's a huge narcissistic asshole. It's not a race thing. If a white guy did that, he should sort of... Yeah, more, it doesn't matter. It's so easy, it's not a race but a lot. Not just this one, it's such a piece of... His point was that he shouldn't do time.

What's the price you watch that? No, it's an article of sits in my feed. It's an I, it's actually news, Fox News picked it up and they were like, you know, look at this, that's insane. That's their logic. It's so silly, it just doesn't do anybody any good when she offend him.

Yeah. The last one is just deal hugly, responded to Kanye. So I guess I'm not sure where he said this, but someone asked him about the whole Kanye stuff, how he's doing all those texts and everything to Kim Kardashian and the kids whatever he said it's bullying it's harassment Yeah, so this is what deal he ugly says Deal said I think that I've watched too many times when things like that happen and woman or somebody is not believed and then things escalate He's stocking her you can think it's cute if it was my daughter

I do something about it.. You can think it's cute. If it was my daughter, I do something about it. I don't think it's funny. I think that you can't write a beat so good that you get to do these things. And society laughs it off because they say, well, she's showing her ass all the time. And he's this and that, demonstrating him in a restraining order

is about 20 hits and a couple of $100 million. Yeah. And then, right here, Hugley responded, Hugo responded to, uh, Kanye's, uh, ain't no way in hell I'd ever be scared of a dude who wears, I know what you did last summer boot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Back in like a nut won't stop Pete from busting one. Ain't it where the cunning spully has all these goons who will kill for him, but no one, not one of them will ever get his prescriptions filled. Here's a thought while you're on your way

to kill me in Calabasas, I know OCDL, you're gonna go to Calabasas by the way. How about somebody drop by CBS and pick up his hand-axe? Damn. So Kanye said something, he goes, I can't afford to hurt you. I know, sorry, that was. Kanye said something like that. I don't wanna hurt you goes, I can't afford to hurt you. I know, sorry, that was.

Kanye said something. I don't wanna hurt you. But I can't. He's like a woke plant. He's like, this is the best you got, woke left, like deal hugely. Shultz him at a great point on a flagrant too. He's like, all this is a little too convenient

because the Kardashians are dropping their Hulu reality series And all this is coming out now like all this drama Yeah, like it keeps them in the news and then they're off the Hulu. Yeah, he's like, I don't know man Yep, and then also I didn't know this P. Davidson New he was in post those texts sent to a buddy to post for him because he'll have social media say his friend text It's all a little too convenient Also, don't make this public dude, but he's making it public. Yeah, it's weird And you know and you knew you're gonna post it. I don't know. I got super skeptical

Yeah, me too. It all just seems a little to yeah, what a There was some other shit that he was doing. He just keeps making everything public including his correspondences with uh, it's not good It's not good. No But I'm I'm I'm all checked out on this shit yeah it's hard for me to get it like this i like that piece defend himself now like firing back at it i think that's good well yeah if it's real i don't mean it's a little bit dainty

it's all weird all of it's weird all of it's fucking weird it's like yeah it's all cocked just move on every ass i'm gonna go home to my $4,000 good heart collection I know I know I'm gonna change We added money to yeah, we added money we made fire you made a grant for this podcast so

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