The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 782

Episode Date: March 22, 2022

The guys talk Bryan's dream about Cat and bad feet, stories about Louisville, Kentucky, Gilbert Burns vs Khamzat Chimaev, woke Disney controversy and Lia Thomas controversy, Kanye West barred from performing at the Grammy's, a Tesla jumping and crashing, pigs fighting off a bear and much more! Join us on Supercast: https://thicccboy.supercast.com/See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You got to teach me friends stop playing around Babble, dog, get babble Learn to babble, babble Babble, yeah, we do it. Oh, yeah, you don't need to breathe with this Babble's a company where you silence Silence I had a dream I had a dream about cat. We should just open up with that right away sexual listen it was Brian listen hold on hold on everybody

Just go. Yeah, I love cat. Yeah, cat was somehow I think you might have been all done. Hold on everybody. Just go, stay there. Love cat, and there you go. Cat was somehow, I think you might have been in Ukraine. I can't remember. But you were somehow naked, and everybody was going, whoa, and you were very beautiful. And I had to be your shield, but somehow I was not wearing a shirt. So I had to be your protector. So I was like, guys, everybody come down.

Whoa, and then I had to hold you against my body and my mind, I'm like, and everybody's like, how's that feel you, fuck? I'm like, God damn it. And I, it's so soft. And I was, I didn't so soft. And my mind, I was like, well, that's very soft. That's very female.

And then with the mob, Goni's rubbing his butt out. And then I woke up, but I saved you from a mob of people going, oh, because you were naked. And you were sitting on a couch and you got up. And, and somebody said something like, this is dangerous, you know, because she's very, she's young and very pretty. I think I saved her in Ukraine.

It was in Ukraine. Yeah, I think I saved you from some shit going on. I know what were you watching before you sleep? They were probably Was I awake? Yes, but let me finish Yeah, I was not on your own my fans. I think this was going to kick off this way. If you have a schedule, it's about our friend, Kat over there. I got to share that. Well, thank you for saving me in your dreams. You're welcome.

I appreciate it. Well, Christian, are you, is anything worse than dreams? Hypothetical. I've been having like, yeah, don't tell me about your dreams because I'm already bored. Right. But I've been having very vivid, complete stories. Yeah, I can't share that. So where you't really remember it. Yeah, you remember your dreams

There's a whole thing where you interpret your dream Not that I'm not that I can like yeah fully think of I couldn't Sleep hard. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm like good. I should never remember Do you know what they think you know you see somebody crazy on the street like the homeless guy talking? Yeah, yeah, some stuff or you think is right no they think what they think? You know you see somebody crazy on the street, like the homeless guy talking to you and stuff, or they think it's pretty good. No, they think that people like that can't dream. They can't sleep, they can't get in a deep sleep.

So what happens is they're in constant dream state all the time. They're in REMs. So that's why they're hallucinating. So they're seeing shit and they're talking and they're asleep and they're asleep They're fucking asleep. Yeah, they're trying to figure out a way to put their brains to sleep So that they can actually start sleeping because if you didn't sleep. Oh my god Give me five days if you went five days you go crazy

You know you really do go crazy. Yeah, we talked about this on the days you without sleep Crazy yeah, we talked about the certain amount of days you without sleep you yeah You died without sleep before you died without well your brain your brain starts three days No, with plaque you have three days no water chin. How many days can go without sleep? Well sleep to you can go 24 hours without water and some well that one kid didn't sleep He's a gamer. I was just drinking energy drinks and he'd like work that I think three days 72 hours straight Yeah, yeah, but you know what 11 days to our straight. Yeah, it's over no sleep. But you know what, 11 days, you know what?

11 days, you know, 11 days, you know, 11 days. But still, I mean, not everybody can probably handle 11 days. Yeah, you're, you know what I mean? Yeah, you can't. Normal research subjects eight to 10 days. Wow, I thought it was less than that. Wow, eight, I mean, 10 days.

That's crazy. That's a long time. You know what they can do with you though. You know what they can, what's really easy is, they can, if you want to torture somebody, that's what people really see. Skip up for two days to torture somebody That's what our boys did with the old ISIS and that's right. Yeah They blast like death metal. Oh, no, they just keep waking you up. They wake you up every hour They wake up every death metal. You're not gonna fall asleep. Yeah, they play a loudest boss isn't a part of some

Some of the military training? Oh yeah. They'll just wake you up at like, yeah, Navy SEALs, they don't get much sleep turned into that at all. And they purposely do it. So your brain's slower. You're, you know, it's a good way to break people down

to see who breaks, who breaks. Your body bless you. God, you ever stayed asleep for 24 hours? Have I ever stayed asleep? No. No, I'm saying not got any sleep for 24 hours I didn't college it was a nightmare. I thought I was gonna die right there We did like it isn't saying but hey everybody stay up and drink energy dude your body just

You've never felt worse well and when I went to Afghanistan I slept less than I've ever slept. I think my adrenaline was just like, in the military and a war zone, you're waking up in weird times, your clocks off, I was working out, I was trying to, it was just weird. I don't have too many struggles sleeping. That's pretty much very rare. Yeah.

I'm pretty much clogged out. Yeah, this past year and a half, I might have woken up every day. Oh, no, that's fine. I might have not slept through the night, ooh, once. That'll happen. No, I understand.

I stress on the anxiety of really fucked up. I'll wake up for exactly. And I'm, I'm, I'm, that's why I get good sleep. I don't stress about much. Good for you. The old brain starts up, starts up. Gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk, gunk. Oh, there's nothing healthier than good sleep.

There's no supplements, nothing. Sunshine, little vitamin D on you. You're an athlete, daddy's feet, daddy's ankles, daddy's calves. You still jogmed up. Are you wearing the insoles on all the shoes? Yeah, the insoles on all the shoes. The insoles aren't great for it. You have the insoles in those?

Maybe I don't. Tight though, right? I do, you gotta stay on, like it's your job. It's never gonna go away if you keep just kind of doing it kind of, you have to stay on it. So otherwise, my calves, everything, right? No flat surfaces, can't get out of bed and walk on wood flooring. And that's how you cure it, it goes away.

Yeah, I got it. You have to be all right. Just apply it, you got it. You got this? Yeah, unless you want to just live like this. No, I'm gonna go get some orthopedics I'm going to go get some orthopedics. I'm going to go get professional orthopedics. You want to get them old man shoes?

Yeah, I don't know though. There's two different philosophies I've been looking at. One is your feet have to play out naturally and then others, you know that. Maybe in the long one. Had done that? I'm telling you dude, I met with the smartest foot experts in the world.

Not one of them said walk on flat, not one. Everton. I'm telling you, so I can't. And yeah, you keep doing it. I do. Well, I was trying to do the barefoot. And I was like, no, that's what I was saying. You keep doing it.

I'm not well. It doesn't make sense. We keep having to tell your foot to be natural. That's a natural. Isn't that how you, but you're not like that. You're 50 whatever years old. Five, and five, it's very natural. Yeah.

That is daddy's dying from the feet down down or I'll feed up yeah the feet over just fucking how was uh... we're a little little bit of a great town level lot close up and level i mean i i had some 30 from now uh... no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Cincinnati, but I'm from Cincinnati, but I met you in Lexington, Kentucky. So I thought you from Louisville. I've had more than raised Ohio, baby.

All right. Louisville's got like, there's an under tapestry, understand. Louisville's got some dark corners, like a little bit like, a little bit about New Orleans, so you can, you can be walking down. Yeah. And all of a sudden somebody opens a door and goes, come on in here. Yeah. You want to try this out?

And all of a sudden they're, they're pale. They don't do all that. They don't shoot out of their fucking, out of their jeans, though. Oops, don't worry about that. Come on. In here, the shave and their horns down, then you can get yourself into some trouble in Louis.

That's what, that's what Trinity College. Oh, that's what, yeah. That's what, maybe I got to confuse you went to Louisville. Yeah, yeah, that's what Trinity, that's what, and that's where the first time I got on stage was in Louisville, Kentucky. Really? But you were, you were, that caravan, where'd you go turn it to. That's what, and that's where the first time I got on stage was in Louisville, Kentucky. Really? But you were the caravan, where did you go?

Caravan. What was comedy club? Oh, yeah, comedy caravan. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Wow. I've done that. I don't think it's there.

I'm not sure if it's there, or it's changed. This new club is amazing. It's gonna be sick. It's downtown, right? The guys who have Tacoma, who are, oh, okay. Yeah, they're great. All that.

They do an amazing job. Yeah, almost there. I was the an amazing job yeah I was the second weekend there I was the second weekend I call maize no those boys don't miss though they don't boys the other thing I put me at the Everett theater and I don't miss I don't think it's gonna well and Everett they do not have as the biggest head right yeah the care man now not so much yeah that's yeah that's the care man but what's the club you did it's a little comic club Brian it's right in downtown Louisville. Yes, sir Right, yeah, those streets those streets get a little trick. Have you been back there since should I haven't been back to Louisville? I feel like you do good there. That's your old stomping ground. I haven't been back to Louisville. I think it's just like

12 maybe yeah, well when I was there I got came out to do my show. It's on the water I came out of dinner and I was walking across the street and I heard, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm,bon like hey? Do you care? No, you'll die. No, you'll get it. What do you mean? It's in the toady? It's super dangerous But there's a there's an underground I want you get outside of it. You don't know Louisville's not like that There's an underground though. There's an underground. They're great. I'm a good looking guy There's an underground there though. I'm just saying there can be some there can be some debauchery that goes on There's a lot of bourbon that's where that's close close. Man, we used to get that. The bar's closed at four in Louis, it gets so fucking drunk.

Four in. Yeah. Bro, and I would stay up that late too. I, yeah. I never understood after our partners though. Well, you two miss my birthday party. So that's cool. Let's take a little break from chat

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No, you, well, you and my dad both, that's fine. I don't know. Yep, we texted each other. I appreciate it, Chappelle. Thank you for that. Friday it was. Friday is my birthday. Hey, don't say it.

It's what we're gonna say. We're gonna say, we're gonna say. We're gonna say we're gonna say. We're gonna say. Hey, say for nature. Happy birthday. Nope. No, no, no, no. That makes me, but look at how sincere my face is. Hold on. Happy birthday. Nope.

Hey, working. You and my dad forgot. Oh, giving that birthday hug. Oh, that's what you need. It's all sobbing, man. Giving that birthday love. I don't get that. That birthday sense. Look at that. You're 39. 39. I'm in the last year of the 30s.

There's new 40s new 30. I heard though. Someone can afford to. And it's a guy who never thinks about the past. Do you even remember 30? I mean it's just been a tailwind of this. 30 up, nine years of podcasting., I'm up all this shit. Well, yeah, you started yeah started this at 30. Yeah damn dude have I I long yep? Yep, we know my entire 30s bubble goddamn We're doing the goddamn thing. You know and you know him is entire 50s. Yeah, I'm 40. Yeah 40 you know me a long time But you miss the hell of a be day dinner. We're our friend Todd's house. He lived Todd felon. It's Tony starts house

It's the I mean most insane house you've ever seen. Mm-hmm his neighbors are like Trevor Noah and Elon Musk It's no Todd's done well. Todd's Todd's what's called a super agent. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Todd's was called the brass like he's He's in those secret rooms Making deals. So I'm trying to do Leo was there Jeff died. Dolly is wife My friends Ryan and Charlotte. It's good looking for Ella Mark Mark. Hello. Hello Harley came good looking group Good looking group. Yeah, and the day they had some chef just making food in the back bringing out Chris goes I don't know what the is, but everything tastes fantastic. What kind of food was it? Ah man, the main dish was like a short rib, cause I don't eat carbs. It was like a short rib, like lettuce thing.

Wow. They had like some cauliflower thing, all the breast is full. All very healthy, but very good. But so good man, so good. It was very, very wild taste. Was there any wine flow? No they had an open bar,

but you know I'm a whiskey bourbon, guess I said a bunch of whiskey bourbon and they sit been on it. You don't drink wine at all. No, they had an open bar, but I'm a whiskey bourbon, guess I said a bunch of whiskey bourbon and they're like sipping on it. You don't drink wine at all. Now, not anymore. I can't realize that one. Did you get yourself, did you get a little drunk on your birthday?

No, not at all. I didn't feel like it. How about the fight companion? You get a little tooth. Talks to him. Not really. It was such a good car. This was the one where it's like,

especially, you know, Delea and Jeff Dyer, you know, experts and comes at exciting. So I was like, well see how this goes. You know, how should we know what Chris brings you know, experts, and comes at exciting. So I was like, we'll see how this goes. You know, how should we know what Chris brings the table? But Jeff has never done one. But especially for the Jeff's first time and, you know, Chris not being a big fight fan,

the fights were show entertaining. Yeah. That they were into it. Like asking great questions. And he's just one of the best campaigns we've done. That guy, the guy of Falk Volcanoeski, or no, of Volcanoeski. Volcano, Volcano.

Yeah. Oh, a mask man. Falk, he's got hands. Yeah, wait. Volcano. Volcano. Volcano. Volcano. Volcano. Oh, a mask. Fuck, he's got hands. Yeah, wait, two months ahead of him. And a towel. Yeah. Monster. That was his hometown. What is his background? He bought his boxer.

He's a boxer. Really? Black-doned jitter. But he looks, his hands are great. Fast, yeah. The daddy. Paddy Pimlet. Paddy. Did the daddy.

Did the goddamn thing. Yeah. Yeah, well, you know what,. Did the goddamn thing? Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what? I have something to say about that. What? And then when... I'm gonna say something, I wanna hear what you're gonna say.

I can't wait for that. And then when Arnold Allen and Dan Hooker were fighting, it was like, yeah, round of the year. It was nuts-os. Mm-hmm. And Jeff goes, where I come from, you'll get arrested if you hit a hooker like that. Oh, fuck you, buddy. He's so funny. Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha But he got his first, he got his first, he got put on his back. And he got put on his back and he got held there for way too long.

Oh, sure. He didn't, he held there for, he reversed it. He's got some, he's got some liabilities there. And it's, but here's the truth. But he's only one 55, he's one 55. So he's second fight, like ad anac on the shop show this morning. He was like, the kid has a long ways to go. Like, you know, are in our sport, everyone's like, oh, I want to see him fight the top 10. It's like, no, he was like, the kid has a long ways to go. Like, you know, are in our sport, everyone's like,

oh, I want to see him fight the top 10. It's like, no. He's right right. And I'm in the top 30. So that's good then. As long as they they bring him up. Everyone knows that. Oh, I got no problem.

Yeah, he's not, but everybody's talking about him and being the next. I'm like, hold on, hold on. No, he has a lot of, he checks a lot of boxes the same way Con Mcgregor did. Like he has the factor in like the moment can't get big enough for him, but he's got the effect just as a way to go. Yeah, he's got that's a crazy eye. eyes. He's great. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. We're entertaining. He's a profs

Say entertainer. He's sold out to arena without the like he sold huge venues before he was that why is that why is that just Excited yeah people love it I love them the talent in the personality let's bring him up slow like But it won't say that yeah, you can't listen to fans. I know we want to see him verse dominant cruise or whatever the fuck it is If you want to 55 or you know, we want to see him verse Justin gate. She's like no He's just getting started. Thank you. That's right. Yeah. No, yeah, no, let him do his thing He's a yeah, I mean, it shouldn't be in the conversation right? Yeah, it's just as a way to go. That's all I need to hear No one saying is a top 10. I've been hearing that, that's all, but he ain't out more on. But you know what, he knows the game.

Online, online. Yeah, I've got me, you know. Yes, current. No, he just getting started, man. Yep, like they got that, he fought, he clipped them, but, you know, he had his last fight too. But yeah, he's the way to go. That division is just such a night. It's a nightmare to get in the top 20s tough

I'm really excited about yeah, great Gilbert Burns. Oh, I'm sorry. We doing a fight companion for that What is that April 9th? Yeah, are you in town? I'm in the top of the tough motor that earlier than you doing it. No, yeah, because you have the tough motor that other day. You're doing it. No, yeah, of course we got this tough motor at 10. All right, 10. And let's do a fight companion. That's the next fight companion, aponite. Oh, dude, are you kidding? Right.

I think Chris is on the road. So be you, me, and maybe Jeff, one other guy. That's, that's, now we're gonna see what comes out about. Well, I was watching a thing on him. He was, he was in, in practice, he was beating, well, competitions, in and tournaments in Sweden. He beat a couple of medalists, Olympic medalists in wrestling.

No, dude, he's never lost over, his coach told me he's never lost around in practice. I go, well, he goes with Justin and the TV. The TV's the heavyweight. Mm-hmm. The parts. What? What? What?

Against Gostas. Gostas. Yeah. He hasn't seen anything yet. Well, I think what I, I think what you're going to see Against Gostas. Gostas. You're like, yes, I haven't seen anything yet. Well, I think what I, I think what you're gonna see is he's gonna call it on that. When you got on that jacked. I have Homsat versus the world. I just don't see anybody.

Okay. I think that's the first round finish for Homsat. Okay. No shade on Gilbert Burns. He's an amazing fighter. And then you're gonna see, that guy's just on a different one. You're gonna see,

my prediction is, this one comes out, and then you're gonna see Komsat go up to 185're gonna see my my prediction. You're gonna see this one comes out. You're gonna see comes out go to one 85. Fight is he that's what I think he's big. He's big. Yeah, he's definitely big. Yeah, he walks around at 200 something pounds. He's a big boy. Yeah, I can't believe he makes 170.

I think what's gonna happen, you're gonna have Homsa Gilbert Burns. I think he passed that test with flying colors. And then he's just, you know, he wants to fight. He's a maniac. He wants to fight nonstop. And he's like chill. So what we do with stars, but he's just, you know, he wants to fight, he's a maniac. He wants to fight nonstop and he's like, chill, we do stars, but he's just different animal. Yeah. And I bet you get Homs that versus Kobe coming. Coming to. That's it. That's good for you. Long night for Kobe. It's great as he is.

You fight though. Yep. Yep. Yeah. But yeah, I think he takes out Gilber and then it's Kobe and then who knows what happens with that and then he tries to go for Bruce. Man, and, uh, he's such a f**k scary. You want to go for Usman right after Colby? Or he's you would have to have a one more. He doesn't matter him. You could line him up all high bests. I bet they give him a title shot right after he'd be, if he just starts his Gilbert to

give him a title shot, but you know, Camaro and Leon Edwards are fighting, so yeah, Homs out wants to be super active and he doesn't care. He'll fight anybody I'll germine certainly Peter Yon is gonna be exciting. I'm afraid you're gonna see it repeat Yeah, well once the beats are pretty bad What's the least been a Edwards fight He's gotta heal up first. It's not till July probably. Yeah, there's no day. Yeah, yeah He's got to heal up first. It's not till July probably. Yeah, there's no day. Yeah, I don't see the international fight week, but you put if hombs out beats Gilbert without any issues,

you could put Colby and hombs out as the combing event on that to just to build the fight. That's gonna be, that's gonna be great. I just love watching Colby just go bad on people and then yeah, Colby talk all the shit about. Yeah, but you know, we'll see who knows. That's what I would do with them though. Don't make come to me. He's already started talking shit about him. Don't make come to the angry. I mean, that.

I'm gangster, I'm gangster. He's a gangster. Brother, I'm gangster, I'm gangster. For me, I'm gangster. Wait, was it him that you said he flew to Ireland? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a monster. To go handle some business.

How about I thought he was going to have a drinking buddy on the fight band, Jeff was so hungover and he's been sick. He's actually monster to go handle some business. How about I thought he's gonna have a drinking buddy on the fight man Jeff was so hungover and he's been sick. He's actually can't drink me like Wow, it's the only reason you're here to You I need a drinking buddy Chris doesn't drink chin drink with me a little bit But did you see did you send you that video of the guy? Who opened for me for the National video of the guy who's who's blind? Yeah, that's that that's my open in Nashville Wait, what yeah, you know me sent you yeah, I'll send to chin. It's so funny Yeah, the video of the guy who's blind. Yeah, that's my opening in Nashville.

Wait, what? Yeah, you know me sent you? Yeah, I'll send to Chinatsof. Let's watch this. It's made to Instagram, so we should. It's really inspiring, it's super inspiring, like it's cool. The opening was blunt?

Yeah, you know, this is really inspiring, watch this. Super inspiring. Dude, I wear tight shirts now, man. And the kid, the kid is very disciplined by the way he eats now, just so you guys know, it's basically very. It's been two days than two days. I know. I can't do any more. I'm not dead for three months. Daddy can't drink red wine. Now, I don't know. I'll come and stick to every Monday. Say this. Yeah, and then I slept I know I like how Brian always has something he can't do anymore. I know. Yeah, it's always something. I still do it though

Don't I? Yeah Can't you never thanked me for saving you from the Ukrainian I did at the top of the show. Okay. I guess she did say thank you. No, I was just there was dead air and I just wanted to Bring it back. All right, let's watch this. This is very inspiring. So not this guy, the guy, the, the, the doctor who comes in was my opener in Nashville, funny kid. Oh, yeah.

I'm Kyle Thomas. He's a local Nashville comic. 36 years old. And I am 100% blind. Dr. Komiski me he's like, big kid can give me back my eyesight. And I've got to give it a chance. I feel like these have been a part of me for so long.

I know, I know. All right, here we go. All right. I'm so sorry. Ha! Does it? I don't know. It says take a second. Look at him. Does it? It says take a second, look at him, the dog just laughing.

I need to push a button, Terry's thinking. You fucking... Oh, he's sitting there. It's so sick. I can't do the lines. I like it goes down, push a button. I'm so wrong. I can't see, do I push a button? I'm so wrong.

I sent to all my family. It's at Zach Townsend underscore. Oh, that's so what they did. The inspiration was you went, but he's a state of comic as well. Yeah, yeah, they both are, yeah. Oh hell yeah. When you see that, there's this video, it's when the little baby can hear from the inside. Yeah, yeah, they both are, yeah. Oh hell, yeah. When you see that, there's this video that went with the little baby

can hear for the first time. Yeah, I know. I start crying every time. I thought that was gonna be weird too. I was like, I thought it was real. I thought it was real. I thought it was like,

I can't believe this. Well, we should have figured it out but he was wearing a freaking top of the blanket. He caught me because I was like, the music and I go, he's gonna be able to see I can't take this. I'm gonna start crying too.

And he puts on the camera. And he put it in the goggles and I go, those are fucking weird. And I was like the music I go he's gonna be able to see I can't take this I'm gonna start crying too He puts on the head the goggles like those are fucking weird Jeff sent me goes dude super inspirational Jeff is such a dad so funny I am I'll see you this weekend video so fucking What are you doing Miami am a and prof? I mean I did I did mine around I did my and me I did Fucking Dania did we went to Florida so much the floor so much during pandemic

I'm going to on stop. Yeah, I was the only one open Naples. Yeah Naples Tampa. I mean, I've just too much Florida Jacksonville no Jacksonville Florida. You did do Jacksonville. No Jacksonville. No, Jacksonville. Jacksonville, I mean Jacksonville. Yeah, that's a tough one. What do you mean it's a tough one?

Comedy town? It's Jacksonville. Have you been there? No, no. As soon as it's probably lit, though. Go there. Go there. Go to Jacksonville.

Yeah. Something happening on Jacksonville? It's just the Bakersfield of Florida. Oh, don't do that. I actually like Jackson. There's a lot of pretty places, but comedy-wise, it's tough. Right, you seem to be biting your tongue but next time I'm in five of the labels,

but I'm all set on Florida for a little bit. And I love Florida. Yeah, it's great, but I went there so much in the pandemic. It was all Texas. Yeah, Miami. Miami, I love. I'm on Miami.

Yeah, if you can't sell Miami, got problem. Yeah, yeah. I'll be there this week in Kansas. I love the G. I just had a Sunday. Yeah, the GM. He's great. Yeah, Justin. Yeah, Justin. Yeah, he's great. He's great. Just hiding in Lisa, right? Is it Lisa? Yeah, daddy's doing a Sunday. I've never do Sunday. You know the Sunday you're finally kid. Yeah, I'm on you don't get back to it.'re Call my agent I go what are you doing? I go what's going on here? I mean he just didn't uh Who's the guest on Wednesday? Versi

All the versi's coming. Remember Paul. He's great. Yeah, I love Paul. Yeah great guy Which is you York? I wish he had co-host on Monday But he probably leaves Sunday. I don't know when he leaves. Yeah, wait. What time you fly back from Miami? I can't get my try to get back at such a But don't do my Sunday. Yeah, why are you doing a Sunday? It's a problem. Yeah, I mean who does Sunday? Nobody no Lord But it's Miami and I was like all right

I guess I don't know Miami on a Sunday. That's when everyone's just chilling. I mean I you know a lot of people so a lot of clubs apparently on Thursdays They've seen across the board a drop because after the pandemic, yeah, after the pandemic, people just, some are not going out on Thursdays, it's really weird. Like certain things happen, you can't put your finger on it. So Friday, Saturdays, when the clubs

are making their money. I think that's in general Thursday, or Friday, Saturday, no matter, pandemic or not. Yeah, Phoenix, the life, fucking soul. Thursday and Sundays, it's- Thursdays, in Phoenix, some markets, it doesn't matter, like, you know, Phoenix the like fuck those days. Thursday and Sundays. Thursday has been Phoenix. Some markets it doesn't matter like, you know,

stand up live you guys old. Yeah, cause you have a history with Phoenix. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just then it just depends. I just don't work Sundays, the Lord's Day, you know. It's the Lord's Day. Yeah, that's so fun. It's the Sabbath.

Tis the Sabbath. I'm new into the headline again. I don't do Sundays. Yeah, I'd never know. Well, there was a time when I used to do. When you first start, usually you have to do. That's my day of giving things. There were times when you would do,

I remember when you first started out, you'd do Wednesday through Sunday, dude. I would get there on a fucking Wednesday. Oh, sorry. And then you'd be in, like in Canada, and certain places. With Wednesday? They'd have a show Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

You'd be a successor. I think Jeff, Tony, yeah, he did a Tuesday through Sunday. Yeah, and it was like last year. You just gone all week. Oh, that's Vegas. Vegas, Vegas, I'm making you do. I literally, if that was the standard game, I couldn't do it. Well, Brad Garrett's club would do that.

They'd do it all week. And I was like, I'm just gonna do that. Unless you pay me all the money in the world, man. That's a lot to commit to. Yeah, I can't do it. A full week like that. At the same venue. Thursday through Saturday's tough enough for me. Yeah, I can't. A full week like that. At the same venue. Thursday through Saturday's

stuff. Enough for me. Yeah. I can't do it. Yeah. I was thinking about how as comics we live in truly a true capitalist world. Like we are capitalist. Like if we don't put bus in the seat and it's mostly up to us, then you don't have a job. And like nobody bailes us out. No pension plan. No boss. It's just like it's all on like. It's all on us. It's all on us. And oh, by the way, you better keep coming up with new material. And you beat it, it's really an interesting thing.

A lot of DIY, a lot of do-you-so. Fuck yeah, man. Daddy was thinking I'm playing right back. Daddy was thinking I'm playing right back. I don't like those two planes. That's what breaks. Oh, there's no direct, a little shit breaks me. Louisville, Chicago, and then Chicago,

I don't know, it's just breaks. Well, you could find it a little shit breaks me Louisville Chicago and then Chicago I don't know. It's just break. Well, you can find a direct using directs there. It's tough. Dude, I'm in Chicago this weekend. I'm praying to God. There's no snow. That traffic is so filthy. I don't think I'll be snowing Chicago.

Yeah, but we're strapped. Not this weather like, Jim. Look it up. Because it works. It works. You're strapped cold. You stand at the usual hotel. But you stand.

I don't know. No. Only Airbnb's. Oh, really? In Chicago. Oh, yeah. We're staying't know. Only Airbnb's. Oh, really? In Chicago? Oh yeah. We're staying in now. So there, weather, outbreak.

Oh, you good? Oh, that's nice. You're kidding me? You can see the, you can see the, give me the 10 day chin. Give me the 10 day chin. You're chilling. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,'s not ideal. Friday, 50, Saturday, 42. Bring that night, it's gonna be chilliest fuck.

Go ahead and bring yourself in. Yeah, that's Chicago. Yeah, you be all right. You're not gonna be in T-shirt. You gotta direct there, yeah. Oh yeah. That's the presses me that it's cloudy in Chicago. Chicago to rain.

Think it's summer is great. It's still nice. Yeah, at least no snow, I'll take it. Yeah, the snows what you do. You know Quirtilannis remember that you get did you go there when you went to Tacoma? I think of what I've known. Yeah, do that that I just Swam in that lake. God, it was beautiful. Oh, that's where we stayed when we did Spoke a Spoke one of the clubs. I used to come an hour from Spoken no, I was fucking yeah, yeah, stayed in cordley. Yeah, we stayed in cordley I got it on the on the dude. It was nice on the way nice that a little downtown area up and into the water I want no it's too cold, but it was freezing. It was fucking cold. Yeah, water

They hate when we talk about it because they think it's like a secret, but it's definitely not, Cordelia. How about everybody knew about it? They get mad because the Kardashians have go there on vacation and all that shit. I don't play them, but it's how it gets ruined. It's so nice. Beautiful.

I love Cordelia. Fucking beautiful. I was there in a high pandemic, and Cordelia, so if you're in Spokane, mass central, lockdown, Cordelia, nothing. No high-to-pandemic, nothing. No, I don't panic, nothing. I don't.

I don't get my fuck. Yeah, curling's so nice. Even when we did Boise. Boise? Boise? I've not been to Boise. Oh my God. Well, man, yeah, Montana is my, I mean, my faith.

I don't. Yeah, but Montana, Idaho in general, like my faith. Boise, Montana, fantastic. There's something amazing about that. I mean, I go on vacation there for a reason. It's nothing. What? But how about the repro testers? Am I Boise, Montana, fantastic. There's something amazing about that. I mean, I go on vacation there for a reason. Nothing. But how about there were protesters at my Boise, we did a theater in Boise, there were anti-mass protesters.

I just go out there and say, hey, I'm with you guys. Nobody's wearing a mask. They're like, really? No, like, move along. They went to another fucking venue. That's fucking hard. What are you guys doing? You're scaring everybody. Yeah. No, That's fucking great. What are you guys doing?

You're scaring everybody. Yeah. No, it's their choice. They want to mask them where? No one's forcing anything. Those crowds, that was a different type of energy. Yeah, I'd like to go back there. Yeah.

What was that theater called? I forget, but there's all Brock bands. We're the first comedy actor. There's all big bands, remember? Oh yeah. And the green room was like the size of fucking. The green was fucking, yeah like the size of a fucking The green was fucking yeah.

The size of a best bite. Really? It was huge. Like everybody had like pretty much their own room as they wanted to. Yeah, it's cool. How big is too big a house? Like Todd's house is that too big?

For me, my house is too big. I'm talking to my girl about it. It's like I like everyone be on top of me like that. Yeah. Like I'd want one level, it's like too big. The rooms we don't use. Yeah. That's a problem.

Like it's so interesting. You can have these. The Todd is different. His kids older, you know, you know. Holder his kids. His kid, he has one son, Atticus is 10 or 11. Oh, okay. So he's older, you know, but.

But I'll give it to Todd for as big as his house is. It's pretty homie. It's tough to make those big houses homie, that's pretty homie. Oh really? It's the way it's designed. It's not like one big open floor plan. It's like sectional. And they weren't given that house away.

I don't think so. Otherwise I would have tried to get it. Yeah. And I can give those houses away. Well, daddy cannot afford to live in that neighborhood. Bel air? Excuse me, sir? Yeah.

No, no. Too rich for my- What do you want to downsize? Yeah, if I were to move houses, I'd downsize for sure. Yeah. No, no, no. Too rich for my- What do you want to downsize? Yeah, if I were to move houses, I'd downsize for sure. Yeah. There's too much, yeah. There's certain parts we don't use.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I could do a big house. I'd freak out. Depends on people just need more space. I'm the same way I grew up. Everything happens around the kitchen anyway. I don't know who needs that space.

Yeah, my main folks be the kitchen. Yeah. Cause you're always in there and then you've got a whole squad over there to it Like some cheaper body doesn't shit. You know what I'm saying? I like your lay out of your house, but how often you use the Dining you know, no, I mean holidays. Yeah You know that's it And I don't like house that are stacked one on like I like story. I like right that are stacked one on like, like, like, four story.

I like Ryan, yes. But one for like, like, two more stairs. No. Yeah. Kat, were you in town this weekend? Did you go somewhere? You're always a jet-setter. Oh, Stevie and I did a small road trip to Vegas

because he had to go, he had like a mailbox in Vegas from when he lived there and he had to return a key. And he had to physically go there. He could have met all the key in. No, they had a weird policy where you had to physically be there and sign something. So I went and did that. I played roulette, lost $20. Okay.

I was up for roulette. I was up $100 and then they had to switch dealers and this lady, this older Asian lady was a hater. And just like, wiped me out. I knew anything more than $20 she was gonna take me for everything I had. Where is that Asian-on-Asian crime? We were at the four seasons,

and then we went to the Manalai Dam. Yeah, it's nice because they don't have, like a casino, it's at the very top of the, yeah, behind Manalai at the very top of the strip. So you don't really get a lot of the craziness of the strip happening, so that was really nice. What'd you do, Chin? Disneyland.

Again? Well, I have this just there. We have season passes now. You said it sucked last time. Yeah. It's gotta be boring as well. No, it's awesome. It's always awesome.

No, it just sneaks alcohol. We drink it, yeah, we sneak in alcohol. All the time. But everybody I know is, well, because you don't have kids that might be different, but anybody with kids like, We sneak in alcohol. All the time. But everybody, I know, because you don't have kids that might be different, but anybody with kids like, do not go right now like the nightmare. It's so crowded.

It's still crowded. It's still crowded. It's still crowded. So when you go to Disneyland, you go there and you ride the rides. Yeah. We bring our, you know, my girlfriend's needs to.

Ride? Ride. Ride. It's gonna rock. Rock, chain. But why you ask like, bus light your shooting game? Yeah. It's a bunch of stuff. Right. It's gonna rock. Rock, it's gonna rock. We'll ask you later buzz. Buzz Lightyear shooting game. Yeah, that's a bunch of stuff.

Yeah. Cars rides. The car rides fantastically. Why don't you just drink while you're in the park? Cause they have alcoholic drinks at the night. Only beer though, right? Yeah, I think Disneyland's kind of tough, but then California Adventure has wine,

like green wine. What do you bring? What kind of alcohol? We basically, so if you ever want to sneak alcohol in there, they don't check your, like your little thermos. You know, like these things that we have? Yeah, the thermos. I guess what did they call thermos? Thermos, yeah, yeah, they don't check what's inside. Yeah, so we just fill it to the top with Jamison and then we all just start Chugging take a shot who's who's you all everyone with us?

How many people me and my girl our sister our friends know we have like a group of seven right? Yeah, that's a lot of people to be rolling with at Disneyland. That's how you do. Do you play bingo, ever? I know. They get all tips. These little events. Probably a little low. I can't ask fucking single question. You don't like Disneyland. You like Disneyland, right? No, he's being an asshole. No, no, no. I'd die. He's being a dick. I would have to be on all the blow. It's fun if you have kids. I can't imagine going as a grown woman. We have kids with us, that's why. Oh, okay.

Now, the parents of the kids drinking too, or gotta have fun when you're there, you know? Sure. You gotta long, it's a long, you gotta long, or somewhere at all. You get back in the car like, Jesus Christ. The lines.

It's fast, fast as ways around. If you're the VIP thing, it's so expensive. It's still on the PZN. It's such a business. If you're the VIP thing, it's so expensive. But still, it's general. It's such a business. Were you there for the entire day? Because I know some people will go from the moment the park opens to the moment. Yeah, that's like not a girl.

That's too much. We did that before. I can understand where you feel, it's so cozy. Like you do feel like you're in another room. It's not that way. Doesn't that feel awesome? You feel like you're actually in like a Disney movie. The music's there.

No, it's awesome. Yeah, they have a Starbucks there. What's your favorite food? It's literally, you know, the Tower of Terror. Or it's not the Garden of Galaxy. It's still California. California. Yeah, it's great.

I've never seen Garden of Galaxy. You never go where? I still fuck with it. What's up? You never go to California Adventure? Yeah, we go back to California Adventure, right? Yeah, that's in California Adventure. And then they have the incredible ride.

I think there's a incredible ride. Yeah, they took over California Screamin'. Hey, Chim was the Pirates Caribbean backup. It was always down when I was there. I didn't even check it. Because they redid it because we ran the Pirates through like catcoms. And they were like, hey, baby!

They got rid of the checkpoint. They were like selling within at one section. They decided to change it. That was lit, dude. And then they also got rid of like selling within at one section. They decided to change it. That was lit, dude And then that's we got rid of the splash bound because it's a historically a racist story, I guess What is I was like it's a fox and oh yeah, yeah, what's your racist story the splash Well splash bound comes from a racist roots. I guess so they they why what is I don't they've taken it down or this song right There's like the bear singing this old song that was connected to some sort of

That was why can they do it ride hash agnor how do people find this I know I Told you that they find you find races in the way a ghost hunter can find a ghost bro They've got very good. What do you make anything? I mean especially for for mold school story, but Splashman to remove song all, if you remove the song, you know I enjoy it. I don't know the song. As long as you don't fuck with the ride, that's my favorite ride.

Yeah, that's my favorite ride. It's a fun ride. It's a great story, fun time, you get a little wet, a big drop, too, which is fun. Yep. Deep water is a movie for the mean and horny. Who's that beautiful girl? I don't know, but that's how it is.

Yeah, but did you, you see Buzz Light, you're doing a new Buzz Lightyear movie? And he, I thought it, because it was on the news, I think nine news or something, it was on KTLA out here, but it was like, oh, there's some form in the movie, male kiss is a male. And I was like, okay, that's strange for kids, why leave that in there?

But I guess the female because another female Which makes it a little less right? Louis, I don't know man the whole thing I just did what bothers me in a way is like I got a black Most like you all this shit is being pushed down my fucking I'm trying to fire though, and I know I have enough trouble explaining to my kids how the world works in general Can we just wait on that as it start?

I don't know. Well, the Disney CEO, Bob came out and would like you, listen, if you own a corporation as big as Disney, just don't say anything. But his thing is he said something and then he apologized. He'd go, well, we're donating 10 million to LGBTQ, TRS or whatever. And then that's not good enough.

So then they're like, well Buzz Lightyear's gonna kiss another guy, you know? That was never good. Look, here's the thing. That was never Disney's mission. Disney was providing like essentially fucking great stories that had their roots in age old story. Okay.

Like, a female character. Hawthorne, who is in a meaningful relationship with another woman. Good guy, bad guy. You know, more or lessens in life, all that shit, okay? Boy becomes man, woman, a girl becomes, well they can't still snow white because she didn't consent to the kiss. It's unfuck and believable. If you motherfuckers have it right?

No look, they're sleeping, they're sleeping. Disney should stick. Beauty. Disney should stick to what made it so great and why people go. if you motherfuckers have a problem, no look, they do sleeping, do sleeping, Disney should stick to what made it so great and why people go. Everybody gay, straight, black, white, get some of the madness movies. Yeah, if you guys want your gay stories and then your own Disney,

fucking come up with your own fucking, you know, get a gay Tarzan. Make a good see how that does. But that was a bad, but it's not a fucking center you're population, but to them is probably not as big as they wouldn't be as big as Disney. So Disney's probably to them. They're like, hey, they put this out there for us. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, I don't really want you indoctrinating my children in your gender agenda, in your gay agenda. That's not what that's about. But that's also not their job.

No. So don't make it your job. Right. Why is it more like you're a fictional character? Look, your schools are all going to be teaching equity. Meaning it has nothing to do with your competence. It's, there's an equality of outcome we're going to enforce enforce like in a lot of like um places like a bc and stuff they have

this new doctrine which says 50% no matter what of our executive staff are going to be women regardless of who's more competent for the job okay we're gonna have a representation and you're gonna fill a box yeah three years because then the it's gonna get a show work it's like who's the best person for the job? Yeah, man, woman, Asian, bad. Well, there's probably like good women out there. It looks like that, I can't tell. No, but here's the problem.

So engineers, almost overwhelming represented by men. Why? For whatever reasons, men are just, yeah, they're just into things. If you'd say engineers have to be 50% women, 50% men, there are not enough women who are natural engineers who want to go into that business to fill those gaps. So then you're gonna have jobs.

Yeah, and good engineers, that you're not gonna have good engineers. If you do that, five shitty female engineers who are like, all right, I can get a job doing this. Because it's like an easy thing to get. Yeah, Scandinavia has the most equitable they enforce equity. And what's really interesting is when you make all things equal,

men and women, which who are different mentally and in their interest, men and women just gravitate even more. So you have way more of female nurses in Scandinavia, represented than male nurses. Oh, weird. What a surprise. Because when you get people to freedom, men and women are very fucking different.

And anybody who's had kids with a woman knows that. Correct. You know, they just know that. So, fuck me, just stay out of it, dude. I thought, but does light your's a fucking space. But this is basically, this isn't inflexible minority that's very activist. And what you have to do is go, well, that's cool.

You can go ahead and fight for your marginalized group. But don't fucking come in here and try to indoctrinate my children I don't fucking agree with a lot of your gender politics do you think it would have hurt Disney if they didn't you know add the button buzz lightyear the way they did they would be fine they would just they're gonna learn they're gonna learn they're gonna learn learn by changing the narrative to this small fraction of society that the parents, like, I don't give,

I don't, they can do, I mean, Buzz Lightyear could fuck another dude, I'd still take my son if they blurred out, you know what I'm saying? I cover his eyes. Yeah, but there's a majority of America, I would say the majority who aren't gonna go see this now, because that narrative's in there. Yeah, because I don't, I don't, at the end of the day, Disney is a company.

So once it hurts their bottom line, I bet you won't see this again. Correct. Guanty won't see this again. Because the problem is, anything woke touch turns this shit. Yeah, and it's not that I'm, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not fucking, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not fucking I want children who are naturally I want them to feel I don't want them to feel ostracized That is nothing to do with this like I'm not looking at you and assuming that you don't like gay people No, I don't but I feel like you are though Should I be? No, I'm not I'm not going to be Brian I'm with you. I'm so

Hey, cuz my best friend gay Yeah, that's what I mean is like Gay gay It was gay It was like No, you just gay You just gay I would defend it to defend gay rights to the last,

but I just, that is not Disney's job and you're jumping into an area where traditionally the power of Disney had nothing to do with that shit. And I had to do a teaching, like archetypes and old stories. And sometimes some people don't fit in all the time. Okay, well you come up with your own ideas then.

You can't fit everybody else. Yeah, you can't, I'll show you. Okay, well you come up with your own ideas then. You can't fit everybody in. Yeah, you can't. I also know your time. I'm sorry, you sent me that thing on that. On that. Fans gender swim. Yeah, so she's 64, this person's six foot four. All right, and I guess you can call this person a woman,

but I have a different idea on it. And you're talking about a six foot four, they were 400, she was a swan. She was a swan. Like 57th rank male. Male. And now with the straight face with a straight face people are This is a biological male a biological male with all the advantages

bodies are not equal and now you're and now you're interviewing this brave Quarant quote woman for and and saying you know you won the NCAA No, well, I think it's also she's not finished dead last in her last race. But the thing is, this is not a good swim. So there's a, no, just not, it's not for you. Yeah, if you can't compete with the males, not for you. But then also, when they take the picture, it shows first place in place, third place.

Yeah, the second, third are literally like, they're off on their, they're together like, staring at her. Yeah, the second place is really, the second, third and fourth place. You see? Is it on this? You know, it's funny, I feel bad for hardcore feminists because they don't have a home.

When Republicans are to pro- their pro-life, so they don't have that. And then Democrats now are pro-trans. So feminists are in the wilderness. Now they're like- That's a problem around. That's a problem around. That's what we've done for women and that yeah

You've got biological men coming in but you know that it's he that will change the rules So you got to be on hormone replacement. I think for five years before you can come over before it was two years Yeah, right that ain't fair. So they did five years now. Okay, that's okay Do you think you can agree with that, Brian? No, I still don't I don't think biological males should be in female sports for a period. But they should be able to compete. It's just not with your other born women.

Yeah, I have a trans. Have a trans league. It's what I said about Disney. If you want that, it's no problem, but just have trans people compete against trans people. And really say worldwide, let me know how it goes. Let me know how your trans movie does in China. All good.

Brazil. The other thing, yeah, that's a very, very tiny minority. Yeah, very tiny. But they're very loud on social media. Yeah, this could be a dumb question, but... She just became the fastest swimmer in women's history. Do you think she kind of threw the race maybe to take some of the heat off of her? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't think that, you know, well, we have asterisk. Shut up to the girl who beat her, though, you know? We have asterisk, yeah the girl who beat her though, you know, we have a Aftersy here We have asterix for people who take a lot steroids and break all the there should be an asterix Tell you this this should be record you think yeah If you're not if you're not gonna allow Barry Bond to the whole thing she can be in the record books

Yeah, I agree correct same thing. It's cheating. It's more. And listen, I'm pro, trans, pro gay, all that stuff. Do your thing. You should not be allowed to compete because you feel trans. Do your thing. You should be allowed to be a car to compete against normal girls. Yeah. Yeah.

Imagine that's your daughter in second place. She should have been first man. She's second place now. Now try to be normal like that and go on Twitter, lemme know how it goes for you. You're gonna get eaten alive on Twitter. Eatin' alive. It's crazy.

I wanna, if you try to defend, if you try to defend what? Try to second place really first, you can get destroyed. Yeah, but also I wonder how many of those people are real. Is that Russian trolls too, or is that how many people are actually having a lot of them? A lot of them are.

I think a lot of them are, because they're not just thought that the loudest on social media. I would love to hear someone's like logic, to someone that's defending it. I would love to hear just someone's like, like help me understand, because I agree with you saying,

like it is tough. Well, they're posting it. They're posting it. Protests, I don't blame them. Second, third and fourth. If I'm saying place, I'm telling tough like, well, they're posting a protest. I don't blame them. Second, third and fourth. Oh, if I'm saying place, I'm telling my daughter, just keep saying you're first place. Yeah.

I don't blame them for that. That's, that's, that is, that is, that is. Well, look, look at, look at what I was used to be a man, dude. Look how much bigger it is than the rest of it. It's so ridiculous. It's so insane. We're even talking about. Yeah.

So then CWA changes the rules. I think it has to be four or five years of hormone replacement therapy before you know what? I mean not good enough. Five years, but they didn't in state it for this year's championships because it was two last minute What this guy said let me see this this is Three college swimmers who were beaten by transgender athlete Lea Thomas Post together on a single podium step yesterday and it was the picture that gave my attention first, then the story, a huge controversy over Leot Thomas' eligibility to compete

in elite women's competitions. Now, Leot Thomas is 22 years of age and is female, so he's racing as a female athlete. This is the NCAA Division I title that she has won now. She used to be on the men's team at Pennsylvania, at Penn, right? She used to be on the men's team. She was there for three years before transitioning. She's absolutely blown away the opposition in this race.

When she was on the men's team, she didn't win anything very big like this. There's no chance of it whatsoever. All right, we're not to watch this. It's been done to death, but. Yeah. But my thing is that the small minority will keep hammering this until it's normal.

And then you just have a bunch of men in women's sports, and it would just destroy women's sports. And nobody wants to talk about that. Well, they are talking about it, but it's like, I don't know. It seems like they would never pull this off for the NBA. Oh, I don't know. You know what I mean?

Like if it was the other way around. If it was a female, that, or even a male NBA player, they couldn't compete though. You're gonna see the first transracial shit going on You'll see the first transracial stuff go on Well, if you can be trans if you can be transgender. Yeah, I'm gonna ask you a question. Honestly, so I identify as a woman Okay, okay, you ugly sorry. Yeah, now I now identify as a 30 year Okay. Okay. You ugly. Sorry. Yeah. Now, I now identify as a 30-year-old, I'm being serious, I identify as a 30-year-old

black woman. Okay. You tell me why I can't, because you say it's okay for me to identify as a man, as a woman, but I now identify as much younger as I'm living. I don't think that would fly. I don't give a fuck. Go ahead, dude. But what do you try to do with it? I'd like benefits of some kind.

I'd like a, like, scholarship. I don't know if that would fly. I'd like a government loan. I'd like a government loan. I'd like a lower interest, a lower interest loan. There's certain programs. But let's say you're 21 and you want to get into school. Like, I feel like I'm a trans Asian,

cause Asians get in a school. But why can't I do that? Why, tell me, Shepal, give me the logic. I'm just saying, I don't know, when it comes to race, especially if a white person was straight up, I identify as black, you know, angry black people would do that. Oh, I understand.

They're also not a lot of women, they're angry that men are saying that they're not female without having any any any estrogen treat so you so what I'm trying to do with it I don't care like if you came out tomorrow is a K-Dude call me Brianna no but you do you do I don't I don't think you're doing your daughter's race scholarship away that's right oh yeah for sure so so what I'm saying is a lot of the issue well there are with the problems that we do care now now. So what I'm saying is that we're talking about the issue. Well, there are, but the problem is that we do care.

Now, the justification, what I'm saying is, the logical justification, I identify and the way I, personally identify must be respected at all costs. And not only must be respected at all costs, society has to bend to my costs. That's my issue. And then so you couldn't run a society that way. Because now you're saying, now we do have,

we do have certain measures that people take. Also, how many of us are genuine? Like, you know what I'm saying? There has to be a way to actually check this. Because how much of it is actual to them? There's no way to check it right now because how much of it is worth. You say you are genuine.

You know what I'm saying? So let's say I'm the 500th ranked heavyweight in the world. Yeah, and I go, you know, I actually feel like a female Mm-hmm, and then I go to female heavyweight fighting. Yeah, I'm the best of all time Just watch. I don't know if I get I don't know what it's all it sucks because I don't know if I get that I think that person genuinely probably transition that may be so I don't care. Yeah, go ahead Yeah, you can compete against regular women and that's what I'm saying. That's all it's unfair. They probably just yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm saying that I know, I know, I think that's something you should be allowed to compete. Just do it with other transgender. Yeah, yeah. Same genetic makeup. Yeah, if you work at Google, okay, and you're

really good at your job and you're Leah Thomas and you you just feel like a woman and you transition and you're six fours fine. And you want me to call you a woman? I'll call you a woman all day. I'll refer to you as she. I will never treat you and if you're good at your job, I'll promote the fuck out of you. I don't care if you're trans. If you're a great surgeon, I want the best surgeon. I don't care if you're a funny.

If she was really funny, she'd be in with us. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like I put her on stage, I don't give a fuck. If you're funny, I don't care. Pretty packed in what? Right. If you're taking my daughter's scholarship away, though,

if there's things like that, where you have a biological advantage and we know this, that's why I should. That's why I dropped the line. It's crazy that like the coach doesn't see anything. Like no one. No, the team came out, I think 14 out of 16 signatures, and they were on named, we named were like we do not support this

No, no one does no one does just Why would a lot of people on higher education like a couple of trans professors and And and their allies who live not in the real world and I am very Better place they they're just in They're just in it to destroy, they're trying to tear that out of everything. Yeah. That's who, it's the far left sort of talk about the oppressive patriarchy and all that.

It just doesn't work. They don't live in the real world. They just don't. This is exhausting. I chill when it gets the worst. What do you got, Jen? Sorry. That's pretty tough, even for that transgender swimmer.

Like, she's like, what they don't, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because she's probably like, let pretty tough even for that transgender swimmer. Like, you know, she's like, because she's probably like, let's say she actually feels transgender, she's like, well, I want to compete, I feel like a female, I can't compete with the male. But also, but also, there's no other division for me. Like, I don't want to not compete.

That's what I'm trying to say as well to me, like that, like that right there. But then transition after college. Yeah. That doesn't fly with me either. That doesn't fly with me either. But then transition after college. Yeah. That doesn't fly with you. Doesn't fly with you. But that doesn't fly with you. It doesn't fly with me either.

Then also transition after college. Yeah. This is what it takes to be a collegiate athlete. Yeah. There's something going on with this person. They know what they're doing. What would have happened if she stayed like as a trans woman, but then tried to compete

with the men like she would. There's no uproar. There's no headlines. Why wouldn't she just do that instead? Because she's not, she can't finish first place. She's the four hundredth and thirty five ranked male in collegial outfit. Because this person was a terrible, not not not good swimmer.

I mean, I feel like I could be. They're ranked what? If you get me two months, I'll be in top five hundred. It's so this is your career and your five hundred four hundred. And you go, you know what I suck? Maybe just say, yeah, I can't compete as a male. I'm gonna become a woman and I'm gonna come, you wanna be a woman that's fine.

Now you wanna compete and take all the titles away. And all the glory is at the records. That's so suspecting. I think it's been, how long, when were they a man? Two years ago. Three years ago, they were at Penn. Yeah. So a year of testosterone treatment or whatever,

there's a lot of... But even the teams I do, we support her in what this, we just don't support her competing against us on our team. Like this isn't fair. I guess there was a transgender woman in Ukraine, I think, who wanted to go with the women. Oh, well, no, you don't happen at the border at Ukraine. So, if you're a man, I think, under 60, you're not? Oh, well, you know what happened at the border at Ukraine?

So if you're a man, I think under 60, you're not getting out, you're fighting the war. A transgender woman who used to be a man was like, oh, we're out, even though he had a dress on and the Ukraine government, I don't even fuck, what you associate with? You're built like a man, pick up a fucking gun and fight for a country.

They wouldn't let transgenders out. Look at their fucker. And more, and more times We need bodies They're like, yeah, sweet dress get a fuck. Okay, what are you doing? What do you what what? That's what that's what yeah, it's dicey man. It's it's so like you it's so different in other countries Yeah, oh, it's all the different. Yeah, yeah, all different Damn my favorite is the stiff neck turn Oh, it's all the different. Yeah, all the different. Damn.

My favorite is the stiff neck turn. Uh, different? Yeah, I do. Very cool. Very cool. Me too on the front line. We do here. Go, go, go give, uh, Putin your pronouns.

There are plenty of Ukrainian women fighting by the way. Yeah. Named and they have easy on the eyes. Some of them are easy on the eyes. There's a beauty pageant queen who actually is like in a country now. Oh, they're so funny. Hey, how's your pronouns going North Korea or China?

No, it's not. Go give your pronouns in Brazil. No, it doesn't. Although Brazil has its own little, yeah, it's not safe though, it's not safe. Sure, they have a hit squad for gays and trans where they fill them. That's terrible. They seek them out and kill them. That's the problem. No, it's not good. That's

a problem. It's not a situation. That's why I'm like even though we're on the extreme left here with that trans stuff, I'd rather have that where we're arguing about this. I I'm swimming then a fucking hit team. Yeah, that just where if you come out, you can go that. Well, I agree. Yeah, that's a great that's part of America, it's all good. This is a debate. This is part of the American experiment. Where does a trans person fit in? Yeah.

And we just need more of a way to figure it out. We have to figure it out. It's all, it's just, it's just, no one's trying to like rule that person out. It's a person just like, hey, we're trying to figure it out. And Leah Thomas is a flash point. And you have people like me of my generation

that have a natural, emotional, visceral reaction, I'm not on board with it. I'm not gonna apologize for that. It's the way I just don't think it's fair. There's a lot of things I have an issue with, but it's just, I can't. conversation. Could be worse, could be in restrooms.

Could be much worse. Could be worse. I assist throws, gay people off-roots. Yeah, it's very frown upon in Iraq, Middle East. Yeah. It's frown upon everywhere but here. Probably. Yeah, it's very frown upon an Iraq, Middle East. It's frown upon an everywhere but here. Probably. Yeah, it's good.

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audition. Oh, yeah. Kanye was yanked from the Grammy's lineup this year due to his online. Trumno had the best tweet. He was, I said to... Council, cancel, cancel. Wait, council, not cancel. Yeah, that's so funny. That's a bummer too, because he's such a great performer. Hey, but also your lost Grammys. What is it? It's going well. That's the game.

The acting actors, producers, writers, directors, media, figure it out. What does that mean? I don't know. Here you put time and time again. They show us that they only want to steal the culture. Not allow you ever to be their equals. And more than obvious move for reasons of miniscule actions. The Grammys have that last minute decided to pull Kanye West from performing on the show.

As if we didn't know it was coming, could be because Trevor Noah's hosting, oh, and there was a conversation held amongst his team in the academy that led to the decision, or because he's account was suspended just days ago for reasons I know, especially in a world where all the negatives of the world

can be found on the same app with no repercussions or suspensions, fair point. We'll just say it. It's all of the above and continuous disrespect for us and all that we have brought to the table of entertainment, media sports over the last 100 years, especially. Speak your mind in this country for yourself, family or people in your ostrized immediately. And if you push them hard enough, they will stop at no ends to try and put an end to you as a whole I for one have never been scared to speak my mind even understand the consequence may be

I can't sleep at night knowing I was quite about issues burning holes in my heart or natives incredibly push All right, I say this. I'm just woke I'm woke and while I am let me remind you that Where this right jump off the game train let me remind you that Colin Kaepernick still isn't allowed in the NFL. There's many of reasons for that game. He's not good, sir. Liching just became a federal hate crime in 2022

and he can now be discriminated for employment because of the way you decide to wear your hair. Geez, thank you. Messiah for allowing us to progress. Messiah for allowing us to slow down. For allowing us to slow progress as they raise 100 years after, hella ship be a joke everywhere you turn these days,

but let's keep playing the game to somebody who waits to solve up. All right, there you go. You know what's tough about that for me, Renette, these guys are fucking millionaires. Yeah. Well, but. Like I understand there's an issue in shit

which is like, I'm like, Yeah, that's part of the American debate too, right there. Yeah, you know, it means just a guy doesn't matter what my point of view. As a guy with $4,000 guitar collection. Yes. $5,000.

Sorry, $5,000. That's probably the last $5,000 one. You're like, he got all of it wrong. It does become tough, you know, here in certain people just talk about like, certain issues when it's like, bro, you fucking, yeah, and I'm not saying money fucking,

it's everything, you know, money, you know, some people have a lot of money and aren't happy, you know what I mean? The only problem with those, Shaboff, the guys like the game in Kanye West don't speak out, the people that don't have the money Aren't gonna move the needle so you're not there voice won't be heard

So it's like you there's some things I agree with that post other things I don't The column captain I think such a bad point. I don't know I don't know his his football also he's bigger as the kind of No pun intended the black sheep of the NFL. You know what, because if they let him back in, he's not big, let me take that back. Let me take that back, actually. I wanna think about it.

Yeah, please do. The game actually comes from, you know, the hood. He probably, he didn't have anything growing up. No, that's self-made. Self-made. But also like, I think it was just a cat. That was an emotional reaction from me.

Yeah, but captain is interesting, right? Because captain Agniel's, okay? And it's funny how Americans and human beings look at it differently, depending on where you are in the spectrum, right? So Capronack kneels, a lot of people go, you don't respect veterans, or you're disrespecting the flag

that people have died for. That's what happens over here. Then other people go, well, he's protesting police brutality on black, or I have a lot of friends that have gone through this, something needs to change that took balls because he's gonna police brutality on black, or I have a lot of friends that have gone through this, something needs to change that took balls because he's gonna pay a price for it. So it's just two different perspectives, right?

But some reason Americans have so much trouble being against police brutality and pro-vetra. Like it's really, sometimes I don't know, Americans have to choose sides. It's really weird. Yeah, that's what they're like. Yeah, and I don't get that emotional about that because I go, I don't know, Americans have to choose sides. It's really weird. You're a lot of people, like, you know, and I don't get that emotional about that because I go, I have to see.

Yes, I do agree with you. I feel like there's so much with this, like, choose a side of something. You know what I mean? Or it's like, where it's like, I can't, what I can't like something from over here and like something from over here. And also, like, you know what I mean?

Like, you know, they just put you into a category. Yeah, and it's like this put into a box. It's from me, you understand like this. That makes sense. But Charlemagne says it best. He's like, I don't like Colin Kaepernick's trying to get in the NFL. Like this league that doesn't want you in it, you're a bigger voice, you're story, you're narrative's bigger with you not in the NFL.

Then you know, all right, now shut up, you're in the NFL. Is he still trying? He says he is. I think it's a political move. I think it's a political move. I think it's a PR move. Yeah. Because you look, I'm still in shape. I'm throwing the ball here.

And most NFL like scouts like, we're good, man. And it's not a black or white thing or racist thing. It's just not very good. He like towards the end of his career just wasn't good. Wasn't that good? No, it was never that good. He was good when he first came to league, took the Niners to a championship. Right. it was never that good. He was good when he first came to league, took the Niners to a championship,

but he was never that good. He fell off. They figured out how cool. So it's like, why would he still try to be good? But Charlotte makes it a best. He knows, I think it's a PR stunt because he did an entire documentary on Netflix, basically comparing the NFL to slavery, modern day slavery.

Is that gonna even go work for them? Yeah, it doesn't make sense. It's weird. What'd you take on to Sean Watson being brought in, I think, by a draft about it, Cleveland Browns? You don't say drafted, right? Because he got traded there. You know, 22 women came out,

they couldn't file any federal case against them. There's no, there's no such thing. So it's a civil case now. Could he touch them? Some of them, he touched strong. He would hire masseuses offline and then you know, he'd walk in and he'd be butt naked with his penis out and I think he forced some of them, supposedly,

forced some of them. I didn't hear force, I heard he touched some of them and appropriately, I don't know the whole Deteramysons, you know, but it's tough because if you're NFL team, you're good to Sean Watson is. No, amazing. Yeah, dude, what?

Back to ridiculous. Up five. Monster. Monster, very rare human being then. Well, he's so fucking good. So if you're the Cleveland Browns and you want a good quarterback, there's no federal charges against him.

They're going to find it's he said she said. So let's say in a weird world and you know, I'm sure there's some hanky pink either. There's something going on there. Should he never work it? Yeah, it's like this. So it's he said she said the FBI, the law enforcement looked at it. There's no federal case. You tell me you should never be allowed to work again. Right. There's no crimes here. It's no, should never be allowed to work again? Right. There's no crimes here. There's no crimes.

But also Cleveland Browns are worth, you know, billion dollars decided to take the chance though. He's a very good player. Now, if he wasn't as good as he is, would this even be a conversation? No, he's so far out there. Did you see what she's saying? He kept trying to direct me towards penis when he was

massaging me, but there's no specifics. It just becomes like, it's like, all right, well, here we go. And I have no doubt that I went on. But bless you. Yeah, I'm sure you did some of that. It's just, when you look at the law, what are you gonna do? What do you, what are you gonna do with that?

You know, should he never be allowed to work again after this? Yeah, it's also that the people say this are anonymous so that you don't know how to. Yeah. As a raw social media post by a public publicity seeking Platinum for Lawyer, I've received become aware of this lawsuit

that has apparently been filed. You see, I've not yet seen a complaint, but I know this. I've never treated any woman with anything else in the most, utmost respect to Platinum for Lawyer claims that this isn't about money, but by four or five suit, made a baseless six figure settlement demand, which I quickly rejected. Unlike him, this isn't about money, but before FIZOOP made a baseless six-figure settlement demand, which I quickly rejected. Unlike him, this isn't about money for me, it's about clearing my name, looking forward to doing that. Here's what is interesting.

Now, it makes him a guilty, but if you want the easiest route for this not to get out, you should have paid the money. But because... This is the other thing to keep in mind. These women are coming with a team. There's a number to make it all go away. And all rips out by the same guy. Yes. So what happens is one guy sees a lot of money. All of them come together and he says,

all you need to do is provide your testimony and you'll make a lot of money. My guess is sometimes you're a masseuse. And they offered him the settle and he went, no, I'm going to fight this, which to me I'm like, all right, maybe there's some here. That's that I admire that. And I know we all tend to be like, oh, he's guilty. But it's like, maybe there's something there.

And then here's where it gets very dicey. The the lawyers, just not any lawyers, the lawyer in Houston, the big boy. Yeah. Now he lives two doors down from the owner of the Houston Texans. They're very good friends. DeShawn Watson wanted out of Houston. Now when he owner of the Houston, Texas. They're very good friends. DeShon Watson wanted out of Houston.

Now when he starts to demand the trade, now all this comes to light. How interesting. How interesting. I don't know. How fucking interesting. But don't you know, like notice though, in a federal court, they looked into this.

Not thick. And they look deep. And they look in for, and the easiest thing to do for DeShon Watson, you know, is how this works. He has all the, he, had it sounded like a four million dollar. He's got money all the money He's dude you're talking MVP Canada. It's so fucking good. Wow amazing quarterback. Wow. He has the money Maybe so it had been so much easier from the get all go away leave me alone. He's like fuck. I didn't do it though That's where I kind of go. He's a bossy what. What's going on? Yeah, you're like, I admire that.

Me too. That's why I put a little more trust in him. I'm like, no. My buddy else, like, even if I didn't do it, you just go, I don't need this shit. I'm trying to get traded here. Here. Well, I've always said though,

if you didn't do it, say that, voice it. Fight it. Well, that's what he says. And sometimes, everybody should know it's really hard to fight. Sometimes you can't get it possible. You can't do anybody because it's going to cost you more money than you have. And also you're going to lose that case. And the reason you're going to lose that case, if somebody brings accusations against you, you can't sue them because it's called a slap act. They are telling their story. It's its first amendment. So the judge will throw it out of court. And in California, at least you have to pay their legal fees.

So anytime you bring... Pretty much everyone has to pay the legal fees. So if somebody says something about you and by the way here's the other thing, if you say they're lying, they can sue you for defamation. Which defamation? They have to pay their legal fees. Now and if they come up with a story, whatever it might be, and you decide I'm going to go after you.

And good lawyers would be she'll say that. Yeah, it'll cost you, just to file that, it's gonna cost you 50, 100 grand. It's gonna cost them 80 grand or whatever. Now, when it gets denied by the judge, which it most likely is going to, you have to pay their legal fees too. And that's five, how many people do you wanna say?

Well, then also, if you have a lawsuit where, like most big time lawyers won't take the lawsuit and on if they don't think they can win. So they'll go towards whoever you're selling go, hey man, here's the deal. We can keep doing this, or just go away in the stops. But if you keep doing this, you're gonna get my bill. And most people don't have that money.

That's not a two, three hundred, five hundred grand. Yes people don't have that money. That's not a $2,300, $500,000 grant. Yes. And people have enough money sometimes where they can sue you or they can just take it and they'll just keep it going. And you're like, dude, I can't keep up with these lorafies. You get those lorafies, dude. 80 grand, they come in chunks.

It comes in chunks. You're like, how much? But it's only been a month. That's $80,000. Yeah. Yeah, how much? But it's only been a month. That's $80,000. Yeah. Yeah, lawyers are bees. Not funny. Yeah, they are. What else you get, you? So in South Carolina, it is officially legal and available to prisoners on death row to have a firing squad.

We only spayed more since then. To do this. Cheaper. Wait, what? Not as barbaric as like injected. It's blow your heart out. Everybody shoots in the same space, the same place right at the heart. And you just die.

Did you know that? Only one person, only one person has like an actual bullet. No, no, that's not true. But one person, everybody has bullets except for one person. So nobody knows, you don't know for sure if you were the one who killed them. Oh, okay. I got a reverse, because I know they did it.

So that's why you don't have somebody missing and be bad at it. Because yeah, so, yeah. I would be bad. Yeah, wow. So everybody has a bullet except for one person. So in your heart, you don't know. You're not sure if you were the one who.

Oh, so this is back in June, South Carolina, halted the plan, executions of two men, Brad and Freddie. Owens, because they only had the electric chair option. That's my last intellectual chair. The state decided to postpone the executions until they made changes change the broad river correction institution columbia saying the facility did not include the capacity to perform firing squad executions it would be so scared the fire the the well fire the weapons through from the other

side of corn officials the renovations costs the state fifty three thousand dollars yeah apparently there was an issue with the lethal injection. They weren't able to get the injected material strong enough for the people. So they're like, we can't use that. Would you pay me? Yeah, electric chair, firing squad or lethal injection? Or lethal injection. Firing squad.

Shoot me. Take me the fuck out. Yeah. And this article also says that they are the person who's on death row is wearing like a Bag over their head so they can't see when the shots coming or the room house in Japan I feel like lethal injections. You know they like shave your head. You're like in that suit And you're like facing the wall the double-sided mirror. I love that you're still thinking about aesthetics right now It's not well. Yeah. Yeah, shave your head like you're seeing Ted Bundy when he went in there. Yeah.

Of course. In Japan, in fucking Japan, you have, what is it? They don't tell you when they're coming. So you are on death row, and it's just, it's going to come when it comes, and you will never know. It's exactly like you're going to die, you know. Dude, how about this lethal injection causes severe pain, which yeah, dude, you're on death row for a reason.

So fuck you. Severe respiratory distress associated with sensations of drowning. It's like, yeah, you can't take it. Yeah, dude, it's death. Yeah, it's death. It's overwhelming, majority of cases. Dude, I guess just shoot me.

Well, how about this having a case that's already in the wall? Shoot me, but don't shoot me. Don't shoot me with like a weird rifle. Give me the do a bazooka or wall shoot me, but don't I don't don't show me like a weird rifle Give me to do a bazooka something You don't think I'm gonna let me the fuck you away. Oh, no, you should do create a minefield and let me just walk through the mine No, no, no, no, no, be like squid game that sucks because it blows your balls off and yeah But he's but he's dead. Yeah, I'll be dead. I think it's making like squid games

We're like hey if you make crusts minefield There's a thousand minds are everywhere if you make crash you got your freedom Oh, at least give me the hope you like oh this okay, and then I blow up and die, but I die pretty stoked Yeah, you're trying Give me a chance. Yeah The fight I can do it. What if you do shoot me do it with a goddamn rocket? Don't do some pussy gun like I need yeah, that's 22 Like no, I need the battery. Yeah, I got 22. No, I need the same.

Like firing him. Yeah. Okay, no luck, man. Bitten to death by poison snakes. No, that takes full time. Crocodile, massive crocodile jumping the water. Try to swim across the river. That'd be a miserable death.

Which one do you want? Snakes are just crocodile. Oh, it's one I want for sure. Well, the snakes aren't gonna kill you for sure. Snakes gonna kill you for sure, but there's only, it takes forever. Yes, you go crocodile. Ow!

You go crocodile. All right, well, just we'll see in like a week or so. No, no, no, no, no, you die, you die. You die horribly, for three hours, four hours, you just, get in poison, it's the worst. Yeah, go ahead and take the crocodile. It's gonna suck, but he's gonna roll you out, you're gonna drown right there.

No, I'll take the snake to drown. No, crocodile to drown. Crocs, it'll bite you, pull youck. It's gonna suck, but he's gonna roll you out. You're gonna drown. I think the snake you drown Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, Crack, is best, gun is quick. Rifles, ba, ba, ba, ba. Because if you've seen someone's got a good shot and they just get you on the execute. I've seen, I hate to say it, but I've seen video, I've seen people get shot. I've seen people get shot. You can't see anything. No, bro, there's only kids. Watch this, watch, watch, watch.

Just, just watch this. Yeah. I'm not, I'll do respect to anybody who's gone through this, but I can't see. Oh yeah, can you listen. Just say bang, watch out, watch out, watch how it happens. Bang. Oh, I don't think so.

Yeah, that's it. There's some voucher, you're seeing voucher where they get shot at the end. Bang. Yeah, with high caliber rifles, do it again. Bang. I don't think so. Yeah, I know.

If they get it right in the heart, do it one more time. I'll make it more realistic. Because they're bang. Listen, the people that are probably shooting, probably shooting their good shooters or their correctional officers Really don't shoot them Okay, are you shooting my fucking eye? Okay, first one ask me if I want to blindfold you want to blindfold? No Now you know you have no choice right now hold on a bag over your head go ahead try to put it on me That fucking thing off me when there's a shoot like this. No watch. No, no, no, say it back again. Bang

Love my children You think you have time for that. Yeah, yeah, you think it's a Oh, no, okay, watch right before ready to say ready aim ready Hey, my children I have two children enjoy that shit. Yeah. I get you guilty as fuck. Also speaking of the people who are going to shoot you, the article says they're actually going to be volunteers from the correctionals department.

The corrections department. Oh, so they're not the best shooters. I want Tom. I didn't see a sniper. Tom, I can't see. I need to eat a bucket, a sniper. Yeah, I want you to go, hey dude, here's the thing. We're going to put you in this field.

We have our two, the best marksman in the world with sniper rifles. If you make it a hundred yards, you're free daddy. And I'm like, oh, I have hope. I'm gonna zigzag. I'm gonna do my thing. That's right, that's what you do. I want my heart filled with hope when I get pierced.

You want your heart filled with hope. Now when they hit you in the hip, and it hurts, motherfucker. If you're doing zigzags, they're gonna hit you and shitting your eyes. No, no, no, no, no, no. I need you to run straight. I need a pro-prose.

I need a straight line. They're gonna catch you right back. Dude, give me all the odds against me. I want a minefield where it's just thousand mines and they're all active. And then we have two snipers up top. The chance to make it are not good. They're not good.

They're not good. I have a small fraction I could make it. If there's someone hoping my heart when you shoot me. Yeah. You won't hope. If you really want to make a shooting blindfold, then put me in the minefield. Okay, here's another question.

I've run the other way. Would you rather fight one jaguar or five dogs? Dogs all day. Dogs all day. Dogs all day. Like what kind of dogs? Wait to the death. You need to say what kind of dogs? Oh, five dogs.

Yeah. Cause you're not winning against a Jaguar. It'd be tough. There you go. 300 pounds. Yeah, no, no, no. Like the Panthers? Yeah, they said there.

Well, a leopard. A leopard is not that, leopards are 100 and I think 30, 20. Is it the smallest jita? It's a big cat. Well, I think 30, 20. This is the smallest cheetah. That's a big cat. Well, that's a huge cat. It's a fucking huge cat. But a leopard is gonna be less worrisome

than a jaguar. I'll tell you that. I'm less worried about it, fucking. Look at that. Look at that. I mean, that's not that big. What about a cheetah? Cheetah's way is skinny.

Yeah, it's super light. The cheetah, the guy like Brennan, the cheetah's not gonna attack Brennan. Now, if it's a 160, that's big. The Cheetah got like Brennan. The Cheetah's not gonna attack Brennan. Now if it's 160, that's big. Oh, it gets aligned there. 46, oh dude, a 46-pound Cheetah, I'm gonna stop it, it's fucking nice. Well, they're crazy fast and all that,

but they're not gonna come out here. I'll take my chance to the Cheetah. Yeah, they won't come out here. If they're like, go that field, we'll release three Cheetahs. A leopard might probably shy from you as well if you're big, but a fucking Jaguar. They're always gonna come out here.

Really, if you wanna get a done-yout release a tiger. Oh, right, you've done. They're done. They but a fucking Jaguar. I was gonna come out here. Really, if you wanna get a done yet, release a tiger. I'll fight you. Don't pull out your tongue. They have a fed eye. Would you like that? Yeah, I'll take that. You'll take the tiger? Yeah.

But I just wanted to come behind me. I'm like, yeah! And then he bites that. You're gonna be alive for a while with that. He's gonna hold on to you. But still, I wanted to go. No, don't fucking snap that nigga hard. But I want to say, dude, if you make it 100 yards

with this tiger's starving, we have fed him in five days. He's still on it. We're gonna to say dude if you make it a hundred yards with this tiger's starve And we have fed him in five days We're gonna release him if you make it a hundred yards. You're free. Give me that dude. Yeah Well, he's gonna run you down Yeah, but at least let me fight you could put him in your guard There's a chance you get your legs around this neck and hold them there. You put this cloth that's gonna rip you He's gonna rip you the fuck up and gonna rip you, you're gonna fuck up. And he's gonna push his body out of your...

You think you could put him in a rear naked? Oh, you'd have to get his back. How do you get behind him? For him, but also just fucking... The answer is absolutely not. I know, right? How lit of a Squid Game show would it be if that, if it's like, dude, all you gotta do is beat this tiger,

all you gotta do is evade the snipers and you're free. Yeah. It's like that move that way. Well, they would hunt you down. You'd have a chance to get away. You have a chance to get away. If I'm saying, give me a 1% chance and I'll take it. Yeah, can't wait my heart.

As soon as you got under that chin. They start you in a river and they sink the boat and now you have a chance to swim to the other side and run. Yeah, run. I'm down for that. Yeah, all right, what else you got, Jen? All right. Sorry, a little tan. Can what else you got, Jim? All right. Sorry, a little tanker.

I'm going to solve that. I know. It was a slow news week. It's the top. And there is a man in the UK getting very angry with a Taco Bell worker for not getting his food out fast enough. And the worker just. So that is frustrating.

People get hungry. He gets body slams very. very you like in a trupper some shit I when you order food and they don't deliver the sauce like oh yeah you're talking a completely different meal right like if you order chicken nuggets they don't give you any so oh it's the most important I don't ever you eat it yeah keep it but you eat it you fucked me yeah the one thing I need to enjoy my meal You fucked me simply unfair It's friends like come on Oh Oh So he knocked them out. Oh, then his friend

Like I did attack him With the fuck you don't we can get some of this Chalupa hands to Come get some of the stockings. Let me see that again. That was good. You can tell the worker is surprised by how hard he threw him because both of his hands go first. But this guy is a fucking, he just threw a punch. Oh, cool.

Yeah. He goes, oh my gosh. He gave him that nacho bell grandad. Yeah. He gave him the nacho bell grandad. He did that Chalupa. He just threw it at home he first. And it was a fight week, so see him throw see him watching throw But he throws yeah self defense. Yeah, it's fuck at us look at this a nice little fireman school

Knocks him out. Yeah, I'll talk about floors. Oh, I know nasty. Oh, there's nacho cheese all over the place So what what happened to the dude Soul I love you said the man sold through the earth's crust Did you tell my story about a mere con and his brother and these skinheads in England tried to fuck with them And they he and his brother not both out. I think I think Tony might have told me that story. That's hilarious though that he slammed that guy so I think this one. This one? No, go up for it.

I said I'm not. What? The taco bell. Oh shit. At least stupid games. Oh my god, super prizes. That's hilarious. That guy. The taco bell At least stupid games with super prizes. That's hilarious. I think I was hungry. He was hungry

You must be right. I don't feel bad at all. You can only make it worse So basically when stupid pride What's this one? What's this one? This one's not. No, no. And that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. I got started with a movie. You probably want to have it in this situation. Is that really him?

No. Oh, yes. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler pay visits to talk about it. Is that really him? No. Oh, yeah. Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler pay a visit to talk about it. You can't hear. I don't take a fight in back. He's fighting back. That's not real about what's going on.

And I don't want to do it. That's a weird caribou. Oh, my God. Look at all of them! That's not real. My fear is that gang is... Oh. Somebody get out here, really. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

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They're amazing. I'm going to get into it. Because it's his most recent record. Yeah, the double one that they banned him from. Okay, from. He just, oh, calming me. What crazy after that? The community went, she, you want to, you want to do what with them?

You want to cancel them over? Oh, okay. Everybody download his record, make it the most successful record all time went Speaking of that record I bought it I bought that one in about it, too. Yeah, I bought it the day I canceled There you plus you oh man that shows so real 30 year running a 30 plus years. Oh man that shows so real What are we gonna do it out of mori? I know, but that's a long People were people were really upset. Who's watching more that I don't know that's the thing people stop stop you are not Watching the full show people watching clips. How many times are you?

People are always watching the camera man run after the people Oh, cuz it's the funniest thing cuz the camera. How could this be funny? It's because the cameraman just walked your books. It shows so fake. I don't know what network goes on, but like, all right, man, enough's enough. Every dude literally break dances when they find out they're not the ones. Wasn't Moria, could've gone that?

Whatever you do, don't tell Moria's producers what your biggest fear is. It's just a picture. They keep bringing up the picture. I don't want to be around it. I don't want to. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. What's your biggest idea? I don't know what that is. Cottonball is like shaving cream. What's your goal? Whatever you do, don't tell Moorys producers what your biggest fear is. Yeah, cottonball.

Cottonball, phobia. Wait, please. OK. You, buddy. Guys, I won! I won! Yeah cotton ball cotton ball phobia Is that tin foil I can't believe the show got canceled Sandy What's the big one? Go on me! Bring out the olives! What is wrong with the olives? They're just fucking jealous! They should not have canceled this! No!

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This is a fight all the time. Yeah He was that's who it was he was a big deal from love. He's from Fairfield Jerry Sparrick setting So the youtuber David Dobrik he wants had a video where someone took his Tesla and jumped it off this hill Echo Park, so I know that so now this guy this live right near there. I know exactly about So now this guy is right here there. I know exactly what that is. He's boy 30 down did this. Yeah, some some part of his team I guess. But so there's this Asian YouTuber guy

that has a bunch of like car fan people with that, you know, go to his channel. He does all like super cars and stuff like that. He did this Tesla meetup and then. He's in trouble now, right? I'm not sure if he's in trouble because he didn't do it. They're looking for whoever did this.

Well, so well, he said that the guy that did the jump said he wanted to show him that, you know, that place where David Dobrik did it and then all of a sudden he just did this jump and it's one of the most insane jumps. This thing gets crazy here. It's like a move. Let me see. It's like back to the future. Watch on my guys YouTube channel.

And but he crashes at the end. It is. That's the problem. What the fuck? That M3 is pretty lip-picked. What the fuck? That M3 is pretty lit. Rob, people were doing anything for fucking content, huh? Oh my lord!

Damn! It crashed. Tessas aren't made to fly. I'm sure. Yeah, he got a lot of trouble. All their bags went off obviously. Is everyone okay? No, they're not.

Everyone is fine. Because the car gets out of control and it crashes. What the hell is going on? This happened, like, as if he's done it a million times before. No practice runs, no warning. Holy shit. Alright, well, they're telling us to park here and get out, so... Yeah, watch out, I'm really watching.

I can't believe that's fucking nuts. That is insane. That is nuts! Yeah, that's gonna happen. Did they not see the cars at the end of the road? That was a real life. We got a... You got a Nutraboz. The guy who's driving a Nutraboz. $150,000. That was a real life

The guy who's driving $150,000 so I think about the people in their homes In church is gonna see that and they're gonna be like right But the guys who were doing this they make so much money. Oh the youtubers make money up but so then the the news report is said that the guys are not gonna face any charges charges like criminal charges other than just damaging property. Yeah, which is crazy. Yeah. Well, I don't think it tickets for reckless driving. Yeah. Flying literally. Yeah. Yeah. The thing just wait. I saw this. See this pigs don't fuck around. Let me see this.

We're talking about the top of the hour. What the fuck? It's all talking this evening. A black bear went in for a little porch out to snout in New Milford. And it is too hot. Oh, they're fat too. Pigs don't fuck around here.

Oh, bring it. The pig said, come get some daddy. No, that bear wants it. We're bored of shit dude. They're instincts. We're just waiting to get slaughtered as bacon. Oh, they're my babies. They're waiting to get slaughtered as bacon. Oh, they're my babies. They're in shape.

But, oh those are Vietnamese poppaly pecs. That's a little ham. I mean, you don't eat those. Those are pets, feed those. Bristle is white as snow. Okay, not really. You look like the people off six out of town. Your bill is on.

Said been recorded not long coming. A wrestling ring. Once the bear jumped in. Mary. The bear said, Jesus Christ, fellas, take it easy. Help's out too. That's when I realized my pigs can defend themselves. I am very proud of them because he had me the little one especially. He's afraid of his own shadow. And the way he came charging out when he's seen she's single Tesla out

the ball is deep in the weird filipino pigs are weird that I think I mean you can eat him probably right? Oh he could eat any big. I'll eat him right now I'm hungry. Oh they do get fat though. Oh my god.

I think it's fat as fuck. But bear was like, I do fuck this. Let's just move on. I'll tell you what I'll eat that. It's a lion leopard. They love them too. Oh any bear that's not a pussy when it kills those fat where those pigs you do that thing. Oh, he's cute His nose down super smart. Do they look like they're gonna be soft and I saw someone walking a fat ass pig

Santa Monica I pulled my car over my guy got to feel you pig. Yep. I was wanting to feel pig no nose They're crunchy man. They're not soft. They're crunchy. They can you they use those pigs Those they use them to dig fucking by one. That's a rooting No, get a bit of your mouth. I heard that there's no such thing as a miniature and they say that they're Me and then they get full size. Yeah, that's a that's a snout. That's They are some Boston road one Yeah, you can put the kids on the back and they fucking right the old the males get tusks. Yeah, cut you up a little bit. I feel like I've seen a small like

regular pop out there. I know. They're crazy. celebrities go through a trend where they had many pigs for a while. Like my tires and stuff. Yeah, celebrities are going through anything. She can buy them out of here maybe maybe you're funny one in so Cal dude instead of a so Cal Many pigs dude nice if I start reviews That might be how many maybe that's a different. Oh, this is super fun experience with miniature pigs What if I want to take one home though?

What what what what if I tell my kid this is a cat? Oh? How big are they? Dude, here's the thing. Oh, that's such thing as there's no things happening. Dude, when they shit, this person says, I love pigs. I can't own them right now, because I live in an apartment. Go to that first one, owning a pig.

Oh, that's the whole thing, okay, I never mind. Sorry. This is obviously, you should own a pig, really? Should I let them get murdered if for their fucking meat Mm-hmm to be a bacon you motherfuckers ain't getting no pigs. No Dude if my kid was like dad rather have a pig than a cat. I'd say say less little dude. I enjoy pigs more than cats They're smart you train them way better. They're you know

You know cool beat up pig they bacon They bite You know cool beat up pig they bacon Cat thrassels yeah, my friend has a pig in there. They have to leave it in the cake like it's a big pig They have to leave it in the cage in the house because he'll fuck everybody who comes in the house up. Oh, well Yeah, they also feel a bacon bacon, which is a little fucked up in my Oh, there's also hilarious. Yeah Damn I wish I'd have picked okay. You know you gonna get bet paying when they slapped though, huh? They slapped.

I'll take it. Paying was not right about you. Don't slap you. Well, they just slapped. They're just known to slap. Speaking of slapping, I'ma slap everybody at the Hollywood improv. This Wednesday.

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Damn it okay, well, I'll be in Chicago this Thursday Friday Saturday Should cargo come get some then Phoenix air zone is stand up live April 14th through 16th. And then just announce that now it's on my birthday. It's very rare I celebrate things, but headlining the Moon Tower County Festival in Austin, Texas, April 22nd through 23rd. I'm at the new cap cities out there, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday. Plus you get tickets to the Moon Tower County Festival.

There's a bunch of monster comics like Tim Dillon, Santino, Bobby Lee, Sarah Silverman, myself, we're all there in Austin, Texas, April 22nd, 23rd, so get your tickets right now. But LA this Wednesday and Chicago this Thursday, Friday, Saturday, get your tickets at FATKZ.com or ThickBoy.com. Also April 9th is the Thick Mudder, the Tough Mudder at 10.30 AM is April 9th.

We have a cow bass fight comparing that night, but come run the 15k with your thick friend or you can do the 5k, I'm telling you, don't have to be in some phenomenal shape, right, Chappelle? Like you're fine. Like most people there are fine. I'm not showing you on great shape,

but you saw some people, you're a fucking, I mean, you didn't even train for it and you were fine. You've completed it. Six hours, but you did. It was not six hours. But we all how long was it? We also,

We have four hours and 35 minutes. And I'll take that. But if you sign up now, get your thick mutter tea as well from thickboy.com, you get in time before April 9th. Thickboy.com. Miami, this is the, this is the month of Florida. Miami, Florida.

This weekend, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Miami improv in derral Tampa Florida two weeks from then April 15 to 16. Then we got poor Charlotte Florida. I come right back. I come right back as I love plane rides. Fesani Theater April 21 through 23. And then I got Las Vegas Nevada April 28 to 30.

Wow. Utah, Europe Nix, April 8th and April 9th. Salt Lake City and Wise Guys. ¡Bien, los de la gente! Es Nevada, en el de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la mañana de la En tu cabeza suena esto. Tranquilo. Que ahora con BMW Service lo tienes mucho más fácil. Entra en nuestra web y consolo introducir tu matrícula encuentra la mejor promoción de mantenimiento para tu BMW.