The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 784

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Starting point is 00:01:56 Yeah. That's what gives you cancer. This doesn't give you cancer. Nicotine just makes you an addict. Nicotine making an addict. Yeah. But if you're you'll take tobacco to it, you'll throw four pouches in the morning Yeah with a nice dark rose four pouches around that's good and then you do another four

Starting point is 00:02:13 No, only four right when I wake up. What would you just put in there? Three you look like Marlon Brando and the godfather right? Thanks man. That's a fresh. How's your braces doing? My braces are good. There was a lot of spitting in Miami, but I had a blast. Well, you wore them on stage? That were on my stage. Here's the problem.

Starting point is 00:02:31 Why don't you just take out for your sick? I got two and a half, four months ago, you fox. And let me explain something. Two and a half? Here's the problem about within this line, which I did. You already told us. They told you if you restart. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:41 If you, they go, we got to move all the teeth. So you can't not wear it to my side. But just for when you're it in a 50 minutes set. It's fine and it's more than a fit It's more than 50 minutes, but if he does yeah, if you hour hour between I get it 55 or so best some of the best sets of my life this weekend So that's all I care about you should be sure teeth are okay my teeth and the crowd understood you well with the teeth They did they did but when I got to do a meat and grill, I take them out. There you do. Yeah, because I'm a little self-conscious. I'm a little teeth.

Starting point is 00:03:09 I mean, that's what I just want to take. Daddy worked on a Sunday, Miami. Daddy worked on a Sunday. How was that Sunday? We're back on Monday. I flew back on Monday. And what I didn't know was that on a Monday, after spring break, and ultra.

Starting point is 00:03:23 You mean, you mean, you mean. Give me back. I made it on my plane with one minute to spare, both ways, of course, that's how I do it. But the, yeah, I had to drop my car off at the rental, you take a tram, I walked a mile, it was a mile, I don't know how, if you have a problem, you're not walking that far, I walked a mile

Starting point is 00:03:43 and I got there with one minute to spare. And the line, just for clear and pre-check was crazy. She goes, well, that's the line. I go, that's clear. It's all the kiddos. Snake. All the kiddos come from spring break. All the kiddos.

Starting point is 00:03:55 You remember when he goes to Miami, he looks at each other's butts? Her body. Everybody, drugs and butts. Looking butts. Drugs and butts. Drugs and butts. That's Miami, drugs, butts and music. It's just, I was on the beach. Drugs, butts, music and guns. What do you mean, what butts and music. It's just, and then I was on the beach.

Starting point is 00:04:05 Drugs, butts, you're on the beach. You're on the beach, what do you think, guys? What do you think, guys? What do you think, guys? 55 years old, the problem is when you're alone on a beach looking like this. You're a fucking creep. You're a creep.

Starting point is 00:04:14 So you can't be. So I'm gonna show you guys, I'm taking a walk, and I'm casually. You're a plant and at the asses. I'm gonna ask a question. Well, that's my, everybody on assam, Miami. Everybody got an asses. I'm gonna ask a question, though that's my, everybody I'm gonna ask them. Everybody got an ask a question though. I mean like South American women. Latin women. Are the Latin women? I'm gonna be,

Starting point is 00:04:33 I'm gonna make an objective statement. Women are beautiful. They're so beautiful. Yeah. And what is going on with that waste to hip to butt ratio? It's just what we're attracted to. God put them on the earth for that reason. How does one get anything done? And what I tell you told me on text, I said, and keep dating white women, Brian. I mean, the whole thing is insanity. We will love insanity.

Starting point is 00:04:58 But it's just violent, you know? No, I love my girl. Yeah, but still. It's Italian, I don't mind. Yeah, fuck dude. The whole thing is a whole situation. Yeah. They're all for ours.

Starting point is 00:05:08 The for ours. The Colombians. Yeah, the best. It's the stupidest thing. And positive attitudes, we think about it. Very nice. 100%. Miami's my favorite city in Florida.

Starting point is 00:05:19 And the dudes there, they don't really have to work out. They just kind of hang out and they just got a good smile. But they have money, then they have their dress nice. They're dress nice. They see the other gold chain, they can do it. Gucci should on button have to work out. They just kind of hang out and they just got a good smile. If they have money, then they have their dress and eyes. They dress nice. They see the other gold chain, like, Gucci shirt on button down to their foot. Oh good. And then my girl's a 12.

Starting point is 00:05:32 You see 12 is there. You know, there is beyond 10. Who's joking? Is that Jeff Dijock? Who's joking? I think when you jump up and you realize there's a scale from 10 to 10. I think somebody said that.

Starting point is 00:05:42 I think it was off-pouch. And it's 100%. Oh gosh, yeah, it was off-p cash. I think yeah. And it's 100%. Oh gosh, yeah, it was a lot of cash. We get that VIP, that Hollywood VIP line, and you get up there like, oh, it goes above 10. Yeah, there's more than 10. Or just some, or just some girl in Miami with some dude,

Starting point is 00:05:57 where you're like, fuck is going on here. And the guy probably is going to hotel or some shit. Something dope. Or they're just dudes and they're young and they're just, some people don't even know kind of weapon or they're just dudes in their young and they're just Some people don't even know what kind of weaponry they're dealing with it. It's just no dudes have to be able to do you have to have something They have something they have something going on. They can't just be a rig you can't just be a regular dude No, sir. What are you gonna why you there? They get that there's there's devils Dan

Starting point is 00:06:19 Yeah, money's crazy. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well everyone during the pandemic all the New Yorkers You know all the LAP one moved to Austin, during the pandemic, all the New Yorkers, you know, all the LA people moved to Austin or Nashville, all the New Yorkers came down to Florida. How did that happen? So many people. So now, big boy money's down there. Yep. And then Yoss.

Starting point is 00:06:33 They've always had big boy money. Oh, Miami, remember Miami switched down to Miami's built off cocaine. Yeah. That's all the buildings you see, like you tell once cocaine hit Florida with Pablo Escobar and then the lady who ran all the cocaine Dude the buildings every the whole city yeah, I've cocaine. It's fantastic. You know the jet ski subscribe to it

Starting point is 00:06:52 What's that you know jet ski all into that no no? Hey, we wrote just you I know we were Was he a fucking zero killer? I know we were getting him by himself. Was he a fucking zero killer? No. And I can't go to be fucking hilarious. I was a stupid ass. I got you.

Starting point is 00:07:09 I got you. I got you. I got you. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat.

Starting point is 00:07:17 Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. Sunscreen on the boat. I'm not I'm probably not gonna do that what I'm gonna do is have a nice coffee Maybe some chill food and I'm gonna write or I'm gonna sit. I'm gonna wander. I love that

Starting point is 00:07:28 I spent a lot of time alone. I got no problem about you say at a hotel. I say it in Airbnb. Oh, Airbnb Yeah, now I was in North Miami Beach. Airbnb's are tough in Miami a little tough unless you want to drop like 10 g's Well tough unless you're fucking you know damn blitz area and vibes Oh tough unless you're fucking you know damn blitz Aryan vibes. Correct. It's tough dude Do you anywhere near my amine correct self? We did hotel last time we did yeah That's right. Yeah, cuz it lacks words. Yeah, yeah amigo amigo. Yeah, I should told you could Hope you don't really just remember god damn it the continental it's great right on South Beach It's nice. It's really nice. Sorry. He just reminded you know what blame him He could have played me a deal

Starting point is 00:08:07 Yeah, you could have wrote a just you down there during that time or under Never none because Lex throws the Titan fights out of there and he like runs the whole place. It was like eight and so food everything We're I just remembered. Oh, yeah We were bro remember the last show last night, we came back to our room and they just had food for us. Food for days. Bro, Jimmy Burke, I'm talking to him. He goes, dude, we had a great time in Miami this weekend

Starting point is 00:08:33 for Jerry 61, we were all down there. Oh, I was in Miami, dude. I was in Miami. Was like, what? Oh my God. I'm gonna love you. Yes, I would have loved to have fun. But they're older so they're probably not on social media.

Starting point is 00:08:45 No, they're not. I love to. It's just your demos. Cut up those fucking. That'd be nice. Oh God, dang it. I was like, what? What?

Starting point is 00:08:53 You were here. That's going to come in my shoulder. Like what? I could have. Well, that's a bummer. It hurt me. The Great Wicked In The Overall. Now, did you live in, look, I've said it.

Starting point is 00:09:02 You said it. You can't remind me, dude. No. That's too much for you.'t lie me do no that's too much for you too much Yeah That's a lot more of a I feel like you're more of a bokeh guy at this point I'm a Miami guy I Your mind is for three days, then it's more bokeh you should I might be a Miami guy for life the problem is I don't know if it's good for me Good for your skin. guess. My body feels good good.

Starting point is 00:09:26 Yeah I love the moisture. Although you look kind of sticky. My joints. You look sticky all the time. You look wet. Everybody looks wet. I got in the water. There you go.

Starting point is 00:09:37 I can do it. Yeah I got in that water. That lukewarm water. I just I water is a man. Did you get that? I like to be hard in that ocean. Did you? Oh yeah. Yeah. That's just because like lukewarm I that be hard in that ocean. Did you oh? Yeah, it's just because like lukewarm

Starting point is 00:09:45 it be hard whenever that Oh Pistachist you just the planet huh. Yeah, it's hard and that's really warm. I just want to be sure now You're a big handsome brown kid. Yeah, you get some people you Hungry eyes at you in in Miami. I feel I guess I'm like a six in Miami. Yeah, I mean they're beautiful people Yeah, they show good like it was Latin. They was dressed to the ninth day You know the mall guys have suits on it jacked. You're good. I'll tell you the worst thing about Miami the customer service Nobody's gonna hurt you go to Starbucks. You're there for 30 minutes. It's fucking drinking

Starting point is 00:10:21 It's just this that Latin vibe where it's like there's no rush they're taking that just go with the one percent the customer shows awful will take our time and but work on from LA from New York like hey let's go here man like whoa whoa whoa very slow pace I did I did I tell you the funniest story my friend who's a PhD and I know these for my feet hmm daddy daddy's got to have a wide toe box. It's a whole situation. My own clouds, but these are not good. You still haven't, um, no, these are very good.

Starting point is 00:10:50 Did you get in soul though? No, yes, I have two, I have two different shoes that have been souls. So I've been wearing those shoes. You gotta take them out and put them in those. You should wear those all the time. I agree, although these are best, best thing on my feet. Yeah, but the, it's not, it's a, it's about.

Starting point is 00:11:04 Yeah. How come you never listen to him on this? No, I do. I had it the worst. I saw all the experts. Yeah, I do. I swear I do. I went right to the place you went to. Now when you flew back on Monday,

Starting point is 00:11:13 so then Sunday night, your prime stage, did you happen to watch the Oscars? Thank you for the tee up. You know, I didn't watch the Oscars. Oh, yeah, I was. I didn't. You know, I hate them. I always watch them. Yeah, there's some about it

Starting point is 00:11:26 I did you watch the slap lot I watch everything well you couldn't because in an North America They have I think they called a lag a lap so they edit it for 10 seconds like who's going on Then we came back here to tell the vibe was different the mark Harley shut the mark Harley He literally two minutes later text the group with a group called Beat Your Astor. He texted the group, was like, holy shit, you see Will Smith's slap Chris Rock? I'm like, what? And so I look at him, like, oh, that's fake, that's not real.

Starting point is 00:11:57 He sent, I thought I was fake. And he sent the full version, the whole thing, you're like, oh, that was real? Keep holy shit. Out your fucking cow. See, I just saw the slap and then the video marks that originally, they just walking back and like, oh, that's a bit, that's strange, that's weird.

Starting point is 00:12:16 Yeah, because they didn't give the full cow. And then when you see how emotional it is, when you keep my wife saying, what you're fucking, I'm like, oh, they went at right that in, especially in Cushing, because they can't hear that. I'm like, oh, he's for real., especially in Cussing because they can't hear that. I'm like, oh he's for real. And then if you saw the extended version, Chris Rock goes over, like, are we good man?

Starting point is 00:12:32 We're just going on, like, literally, he's like, what's going on with you dude? It was a joke. He didn't even know that. He was, he was a joke. You mean after, after. And then no, no, like, before he goes back up and does, which we saw North America on the live broadcast, after he gets slapped, you know, he's like oh my god, it's crazy

Starting point is 00:12:47 But then he does the documentary bit. He's like let's do it to whatever you know, he's all flustered He goes down he goes are we good man the fuck's going on with you. What are you doing? And then you see Camille Jackson, Denzel Washington and Bradley Cooper like coming over to Will Smith and like you know Take make sure he's okay It's just a weird thing. Well, I think Dan's a Washington, said the greatest thing. The devil comes to you at your highest moment. Oh, that's a cool thing. That was strong.

Starting point is 00:13:12 That's 100% in some cases. Yeah, but you are the devil here, Will. Right. What did Chris Rock say at this point? I mean, I'm sorry. What did Will Smith say to Chris Rock? It was like, I mean, I'm sorry. What did Will Smith say to Chris Rock? Nothing. After anything. I mean, I would have been, it was so shocking.

Starting point is 00:13:30 You'd be like, you know what I mean? Like, here's a question for everybody in this room. Name one other public place, whatever it is, TV, movies, wherever you're at, award show, or any award show sporting event, comedy, any other ward show, sporting event, any other public ways, political, whether, you know, it's a debate, whatever. Any other public place, no matter who you are, where a man can get up, slap another man and sit back down and

Starting point is 00:13:59 people clap for him. Listen, you got to stand in. No there's no repercussions. You gotta stand in, he gotta stand in, so Hollywood. Is the most, is the most. Too faced, bitches in the world. It's the most spineless horse shit. I've never, Hollywood, first of all, what you saw that when Will Smith did that, I understand you at a moment, I have a whole take on this. Okay. But when you see that, it's like,

Starting point is 00:14:19 all I think is pure narcissism. Like it's just, the narcissism, all across, where Jada Pinkett, they're all just, itism all across the world, Jada Pinkett. They're all just, it was such a fucking thing. Now I like Wilson. I love Wilson Smith, but how weird is it to just see what's going in general, but how weird is it?

Starting point is 00:14:35 Like there's literally a war going on. Kids dying. Women dying. You think and you think and then this is going on. It's just so strange to me. You think that like exactly like like like how bigger your ego's in Hollywood. There you go.

Starting point is 00:14:49 Where you think people give a fine. But an officer doesn't mean too much these days at home. Let me ask you a question. Let me put this out for you. I'll tell you why I think it happened and you tell me. Okay, here's what I think and I want to get your team. I think I don't know. I admire anybody in Hollywood

Starting point is 00:15:05 who can make a relationship like Jada Pinkett and Will Smith have made, and kept that relationship together, say whatever you want to hold on to. I mean, open relationship. Yeah, but yeah, yeah, so, be an open relationship. But my feeling is this, it feels like, go for it. Will Smith's at the top of his game, crushing it,

Starting point is 00:15:21 didn't a great actor and beloved by America. Okay. I think J to pink it can't stand the fact that her husband is crushing it. No, I think you're off. Hold on, hold on, hold on. That's a hot bad take. Hold on. That's a stink take. Hold on. It's a hot trash take.

Starting point is 00:15:40 And I think, well, you might not know actually where I do. But I'm down on the other relation so so hold on your way off So I also think go for that She's kind of humiliated him from what I've said. There you go now. Okay on this on this red table top Yeah, no, you're on this now he's taking a lot of shit. We don't know On the beach. He's taking all no all the shit. It ruined his reputation Thank you because they're an open relationship and they really will talk about it. She brings it up.

Starting point is 00:16:07 Oh, yes. She brings it up. And she brings it up. She brings it up because she wants to take his power away from him. That's what I'm saying. There you go. I don't think it's him being a celebrity because no, no, no, no, no, I'm saying that. And him crushing it.

Starting point is 00:16:21 She's so powerful. I think she's so powerful. Now, his power away is by humiliating him like that. But also remember, she's also monetizing that. She has the views on that are insane. Also wrote a book, she's monetizing all this stuff. So what I'm saying is that this is Lady McBeth, this is a woman who's an actress who has to somehow,

Starting point is 00:16:39 she can't let him shine, she's got to take his shit away by humiliating him on her fucking show. And it's ruined his reputation. He's been so many memes and people talk shit about him. Exactly. But then also it's weird about him. Wait, one moment, let me just finish. Okay.

Starting point is 00:16:52 So now the mother, so Chris Rock makes a poor joke about her alopecia, okay? Alopecia. You can see. I'll say alopecia. So you can see her, apparently I didn't see this from what I heard, she rolled her Yes, he was laughing. He was laughing But he got one look. Oh, I better do this. You're gonna let you're gonna take that correct now now as a man

Starting point is 00:17:13 He's gotta go do her fighting so she's sitting back like this and I guarantee all the shit he's taken for this She loves that's my take on it. I and and that. I think she loves, he's stuck up for it. She thinks it's a cool way to start a government. I think. It's decided me that likes that old school, that I like, there's a side of me that I struggle with it being. I struggle with it.

Starting point is 00:17:33 I like the old school shit. I like that if you're gonna talk shit, there should be consequences. In this day and age, and especially in Hollywood. So many people talk shit. But do it after. And there's no repercussions.

Starting point is 00:17:43 There's better way to deal with it. But I also think this was the strong, the camel's back. I think Will Smith has been the fucking butt of the joke for years and years, years because of his wife and this red table talk show. And they keep making fun of them. And what they don't realize is, and Will said this, like, the other an open relationship,

Starting point is 00:18:01 and she was very adamant about, you know, like, gustus guy, that rapper who she got sober and then started Fuck them which is so strange yeah and but will we know of a couple women they hooked up with but will Soaked up with tons of women, but he's not out there making her look bad about it because he respects her I didn't have these Yes, yes, they're no relationship. She and She doesn't respect him like he respects her. So I think this was the strong and the camel's back where he's like, all right dude, fuck this.

Starting point is 00:18:30 And I also think it's a bit of a bitch move for Will Smith, the bigger man, because he goes, oh, Chris, I can expect Chris. I was gonna ask you this quick, because that was the rock. No, fuck the rock. Clearly not the rock, because rock wasn't there. On the shop, I said, if that was Jason Momoa, doing those jokes, would you have kept the same energy?

Starting point is 00:18:49 I'll answer that. Absolutely. You're not. Jason Momoa is a much better, because he was there, much better, and he was presented. Jason Momoa is up there. You're not doing a big ass. You're not doing a big ass.

Starting point is 00:18:58 Exactly. But then remember, and this is internet chatter, so who knows if this is legit, but Schultz, he brought this up to me when we were talking. Chris Rock in 2016 hosted the Oscars and lit Jada Piggett Smith up, right? Because she was trying to boycott it. Yeah, and he was like, that's like,

Starting point is 00:19:13 me boycotting him, Rihanna's panties. It's funny, it's funny. She's also boycotting him, so it's hilarious. It's so great. Yeah, it's fine. But apparently, Will Smith and Chris Rock talked prior to this, like years before,

Starting point is 00:19:26 like dude, you gotta chill out on that shit. I'm telling you man. So he's worn him several times. And then Chris Rock to joke was not in the teleprompter. It was off the cuff. I agree. And it wasn't a great joke. Yeah, it wasn't a good one.

Starting point is 00:19:38 I'm not funny. I'm not a shit out of a piece, I did. Fuck you. Yeah, but that's also not like, it's not like she has fucking, you know, the mencho, or the cancel. It's kind of a big deal though when you're losing your hair. It sucks. Yes and no, it's not like she has fucking you know Yes, I know she's still like sexiest fucking could be what people she's not as fuck people are dealing with way We're spot people dealing with way we're spot, but also Chris rock came out and he goes I had no idea she had that

Starting point is 00:19:57 He was I have no fucking clue. I was gonna say did you know I have no good I had no clue. I had no Balls deep in it. Yeah, she talks about it. I don't listen to her. I don't listen to her. That's me. No, she's not. No, but she just said like a team up.

Starting point is 00:20:10 G.I. Jane, right? You didn't know. Yeah. She saw her shaved head and it was like a G.I. Jane can't wait. That's a, that would be as a comic. They're just like this. It's a throw away. It's a throw away.

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Starting point is 00:20:53 I think you should have stood up and went, I fucking told you dude, I told you, keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth. When this is over, I'ma see you in the back. That's how you should have handled it. Or wait till you're in the back and see it. No, do it then, you can make a scene so everyone knows you stuck out for your girl publicly.

Starting point is 00:21:08 You know, I'm gonna see you in the back, motherfucker. I've told you twice now. Now when I see you in the back, it's on. It's on site, motherfucker. That's fine. That works for me. But also what's crazy to name any other profession, any, even acting, any of the profession

Starting point is 00:21:24 where you can physically assault a human being and suffer no repercussions. No, no, excuse me, get a standing ovation. Standing ovation. He was great in that role. Now remember, this is the same crowd that also gave a standing applause to that, what's it, Roman,

Starting point is 00:21:38 a plancky? Plancky. Clearly, clearly. He fucked a 13 year old in the ass in a hot tub. And he can't come to back to America. He fucked a 13 year old. the ass in a hot tub. And he can't come back to America. He fucked a 13 year old. And he can't come back to America. He has to stay live in France.

Starting point is 00:21:51 And even when he's in France, they give him a fucking Oscar and they give him a standing applause. Now also, and it is, I have no issue with this. This is not against the law, there's nothing wrong with it. How hard were people laughed at? They're not a caprio, dating There's nothing wrong with it. How hard were people laughed at? They're already capriote dating younger women. That was fine.

Starting point is 00:22:07 How hard were they laughed at Regina Hall talking about, oh, I'm gonna do a COVID test because I'm single and she made a joke about Will Smith and JP. That's fine. I truly believe this. That Will Smith went, Chris Rock is smaller than me. He's kind of a bitch. Now's the time to do it.

Starting point is 00:22:24 And we have a history. Now's the time to do it. And we have a history. Now's the time to do it. Now I'm gonna stick up for my groufter. All the shit I've been through, I'm gonna do it. Yep. I think he had a moment of madness. I mean, I think he channeled his inner fucking Venus Williams dad.

Starting point is 00:22:39 Yeah. I still love this motherfucker. I love Will Smith, but he was a shit move. And he's gotta be embarrassed. I thought to myself, he'll apologize. He'll apologize. He'll apologize. The next day, like fuck.

Starting point is 00:22:50 But you know what's weird though, is he has pictures where you're taking pictures with kids. He's mimicking the slap. He went and danced, they're getting jiggy with it and he's pretending he's slapping people. So it's a little tacky. Mm-hmm. They didn't know it.

Starting point is 00:23:03 But I also think, you like Judd Abtow, you know, complete soy boy talented, the biggest soy boy in the world. If we're at war with Russia, trust me, he would run to Mexico. That's him. And he tweets out, I can't believe Will Smith did this.

Starting point is 00:23:20 You know, he could have killed him. What? Yeah, I know. Hey, sir, have you ever been punched in the face before? Yeah. Killed? No. Are you out of your mind? But he really said that.

Starting point is 00:23:29 Yeah. He had to delete the tweet because I'm sure he'd be like, use your words, and she goes start talking about it. She goes, and frankly, I'm embarrassed that I'm taking the time to talk about this shit when we got Ukraine, when we got so many issues. And I can't believe I'm talking about this.

Starting point is 00:23:57 Here's my other thing, B. I truly, really don't give a shit. Yeah, I don't care, dude. So this, this, this billing there, slap this other billing there. I'm fine. Yeah, you, they're fine. And then Adam, Salon dealt with it best.

Starting point is 00:24:12 He posts Chris Rock's tour that I've put, go to Adam Salon's Instagram, John, he posts his tour dates. He posts tour dates and his, in his new, uh, hit, look at Chris. Oh, happy birthday, Chris Billiots. His birthday, oh yeah, go get him some love. Oh happy birthday Chris play. It's his birthday.

Starting point is 00:24:25 Oh yeah, go give him some love. Go give him some love. Come on up. Yeah, there's this one. Ego death Chris rock Ego death world tour. So I said it's love you buddy.

Starting point is 00:24:38 It's gonna slap boss logic shot to boss logic. That's so funny. I also think if I'm Chris rock, you know, obviously, you're kind of out of it. When that moment happens, you know, and predicts it. What? But it's embarrassing. It's shocking. It's all terrible. Everybody kept saying, well, he should have counted. What the fuck? No, no, no legit man saying you should have counted. What are you talking about? Like, you know, you're done that. And there's also room where we had a broken arm. He just came out of it. It doesn't matter. You'd be like, you know, you're done that. And there's also a rumor we had a broken arm, he just came out of it.

Starting point is 00:25:05 It doesn't matter. You'd be like, there's no counter. He leaned forward to say. People don't know what they're saying. And he watching me goes like this, he was like, he's gonna say something to me. Like, you know, and they said. Oh, I'm like, whoa, what the,

Starting point is 00:25:14 but also I were, again, it's all in hindsight. I think Chris Rock is the skill set that he has. It had been so dope if he doubled down and just got gone. Just so much material to light Will Smith and J.P. and Smith up on. If he would have doubled down, I'm like, oh, you think that was bad? He was, well, if you want to hit me, I'm going to give you a reason to hit me.

Starting point is 00:25:32 If you see Stam Tripoli, what he posted. No. Go to Stam Tripoli's funny. He's funny too. He said, finally, some black and black crime at the Oscars. Stam Tripoli put on. He's so funny. It goes right, where is it?

Starting point is 00:25:48 No. No, this one? No, it just said, no, no, keep going down. I'm sure it's that first one, so I'm pretty sad. It just said, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's a picture of Jada Pinkett. Maybe it was a Tweety did. There it is right there, right there.

Starting point is 00:26:00 Our wife. Jeep my wife. You're fucking mouth. I'm gonna say our wife. Our wife. Yeah, he ain't lying. Yeah, that's not his original post But yeah, okay, yeah, that's the side piece that was a side piece that she was fucking she would fly him to Hawaii on family trips Like you're once have fun at the pool. I'm gonna. No, I'm gonna go get dick down by this young man now change the rolls Change the rolls tell me how this would go in society.

Starting point is 00:26:26 Say Will Smith took a young girl. I think he was 22 or 23. No, help me out here. No, help me out here. Help me out here. Let me help his skills be. This is Hollywood. This is why nobody believes Hollywood.

Starting point is 00:26:36 They're complete. Fucking two-phase sociopaths. Imagine if Will Smith, Narciss, imagine Will Smith took a young girl who was an addict alcoholic at 2023. Got her showbred and started fucking her and then was out about it. How would society treat him?

Starting point is 00:26:53 It'd go great for him. Now everyone's like, go Jada, get it girl. Excuse me. What? What? Female empowerment, dude. Now where does that? It's just called hypocrisy. Now, where does that? It's just called hypocrisy.

Starting point is 00:27:05 Now, but also imagine J.P. and Smith to disrespect it. Listen, open a ship. That's okay. What do you think? I'm just gonna call it a hypocrite. That would probably work. I respect it, open a ship.

Starting point is 00:27:15 That works for you. Yeah. More power to you. Imagine being a family trip in Hawaii with your kids and your wife goes, everyone's good on drinks and lunch, I'll be right back. I mean, it's disgusting.

Starting point is 00:27:25 Because Augustus is in the other room. So homologous. So homologous. So homologous. I mean, I mean, so wrong. It's so hot. It is crazy. It is crazy.

Starting point is 00:27:34 Yeah, I mean, but I think we'll do in this. It's just, you know, it's a moment of a day. We don't know their relationship either. The other thing is like, that's the thing that grows. You can be on top of the world and you can be in hell. But you can be on top of the world and you're in everybody thinks your life's amazing and your home life might be one Big fucking life. Yeah, right? Oh, you might just be miserable I think my my my list. I don't care for another man slept on the man

Starting point is 00:27:59 I really don't give a shit my only thing is it's a bigger man slept a smaller man It's a form of bullying. You wouldn't have done that if Jason Momoa, it was the right opportunity to do it to a smaller man. You know he's not going to defend a thing. It's why you don't, it's actually why violence. So you say when they say violence is wrong, it's not the reason you don't have violence,

Starting point is 00:28:16 the reason you don't have that is this watch. It'd be like, okay, I'm tough. I'm really tough. I train, I'm 170 pounds, I beat, I'm a champion. But there's always a guy like you who is just bigger, 270. Size matters, I was saying 270. Whatever it is, whatever it is, whatever it is, whatever it is, I'm saying it's okay.

Starting point is 00:28:32 What I'm saying? I'm not saying. I'm not saying it's okay, all right, take the, that's not the point of story, man. I know, but you said 270. Okay, dude, let me make you 270. No, that's not it. Hey, he got hurt by that 270 dog.

Starting point is 00:28:43 Two, I just, I want to get facts right. All right, here, 250, what? I worked really hard, yeah. All right, dude, I No, that's not. He got hurt by that 270 dog. Why just so I want to get facts right? All right, here, 250 what? I worked really hard, yeah. All right dude, I know, I'm sorry. You're taking 51. You're going? Give her a take, right? Yeah, no, no, I mean, some days I'm the other day

Starting point is 00:28:53 I was two, 47. Okay, maybe, and maybe you're lying. I don't know, that was just a cargo. Okay. And then I had some deep dish piece and shit my pants. All right, so you get, you get a little, yeah. It fluctuates from 47 to 70. Yeah, 70. Okay,uates from 47 to 70.

Starting point is 00:29:05 What are you saying? It's all this. But so all of a sudden, you come in and beat the fuck out of somebody, right? And then what happens is I go, okay, I can't do that. I got a knife next time. And then next time you got a gun. And then next time you bring your friends.

Starting point is 00:29:19 And it just escalates so fucking quickly. And next year, you have a fucking war. We know that's what happens. We know that it's kind of like- It's about two-clock next year, you know, you have a fucking war. We know that's what happens. We know that it's a lot of- Well, two-plagged biggie, right? Yeah, you get the violence will always escalate into a situation where what you end up doing- It doesn't end well. The human being is very easy to destroy.

Starting point is 00:29:36 That's why you have to keep boundaries on that. There's never been an exception to that. Yeah, it's just never been. That's why you have a way-class. I think, you see the comic George Wallace tweet out, he goes, hey, he's also pretty. Oh, yeah. Yes, but I was, I'm 64280.

Starting point is 00:29:51 He was trying to that shit with me on stage tonight and put like some money to the stage. And then a griffin tweet that goes, damn, I need to hit up Brennan, shall I be some training? And if we're gonna start slapping people on stage. Everybody's been calling me, everyone's been calling me,

Starting point is 00:30:04 all the people like my family and friends and they're like, dude, is this something you're worried about now? I mean, this has to be something you're, I'm like, yeah, I would like that very much. I hope somebody gets on. Yeah, I encourage you. Yeah, please, Joey.

Starting point is 00:30:14 Yeah. Cause I'll go viral and really demean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Especially you. If someone comes up and just slaps you. I came up to you. They're not stupid enough. They're gonna come up with a gun, which is a different story.

Starting point is 00:30:23 But, I think it'd be good though, if you just took the slap and you were just like, took the slap, you're gonna get your body into it. Like, dude, you get started. You gotta get the story. You gotta get the bitch. Dodge it and then knock him out.

Starting point is 00:30:32 No, but, um, it's, I think two comics who are like, oh, really, this is except the one stage. Like, that was in a comedy stage. Also, don't get around. Chris Rocks, one of the greatest comedians ever do it. He's also super Hollywood. He's an actor. That's an a comedy stage. Also, don't get around Chris Rocks when the Grace of Communities ever do it. He's also super Hollywood. He's an actor. That's an actor slash comic given an award.

Starting point is 00:30:50 The reason, he's not there because he's a comic. Yeah, he's there because he's in Hollywood. So it's a big Hollywood figure, talking shit to another Hollywood figure. This isn't some comic on stage. Like take a straight comic, like who's not in Hollywood? Take a, take a take a billbirds Hollywood

Starting point is 00:31:06 Mark marines, I you know take a big comic who's not in Hollywood say shipel, you know, he's not really Hollywood Borderlines he's been movies, but let's say a guy who's not so Hollywood a Rogan Rogan's perfect. He didn't fuck with any Hollywood shit, but for this thing from yeah It's not like Rogan's on stage and a random person coming up and slap them. So we're comics like, oh my god, this is acceptable. Nothing happens. Like you relax. Yeah, he was really so far. This is, this is a very famous person slapping another very famous person. I don't know. It was such a, It was such an ambush too. Like the lot so if I were to say, okay, I mean, the last place that you'll ever get slapped

Starting point is 00:31:49 in the face, the last place. Would be the Oscars. Would be when you're giving a speech when you're presenting a word the Oscars, it's the last place you're gonna get slapped. Never happened before. And it's really the last place you're gonna get slapped by Will Smith.

Starting point is 00:32:01 The last thing you're thinking is, I might get slapped by Will Smith. Yeah. There's a better chance of a meteor or a coper in finding its way and actually biting it literally. There's a better chance of Amy Schumer telling a good joke. That's a better chance of Amy Schumer telling a good joke. Yeah, she's, yeah. Don't even start it.

Starting point is 00:32:18 Yeah, but yeah, that's right. That's right. Here's the thing, comics to jump down people's throat. Amy Schumer, Chris Rock is a mentor to her. He's helped her out in so many ways. Got a lot of comics for her. Yeah. How do you not defend Chris Rock?

Starting point is 00:32:34 Let's say, and I give this example on the shop show, let's say Theo was presenting at the Oscars, and I was also on there, and they had me going up right after him. If something happened to Theo, I would get on that mic and light Will Smith and his wife up, man. I would not be, she made a joke, she was like, oh, I heard something happen, it's weird in here. Excuse me, that's your boy, man, defend him. You have the chops to do it.

Starting point is 00:33:00 Amy, she was a beast. She's a beast, man. She's getting roast, she's a beast. She came up like that. She has the chops, you know? Can't go up there and defend. So when did that to you at whatever award show? I would get up there and like, hold up.

Starting point is 00:33:12 I know I need to do my thing real quick. Will, Jada, boom. I got jokes for days for you two motherfuckers. You guys give me too much material. Yeah. How do you not defend your man? Because she's not that kind of person. She's too Hollywood. She's not. No, she doesn't. no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but they have to sell tickets. No, nothing's real. That's right. If they went, hey, if you talk shit about Will Smith right now, you'll sell more tickets in North Carolina.

Starting point is 00:33:46 That's right. And they're gonna do that. Yes. Even though you grew up with him from day one. But just watch the Oscars. First it was gender reassignment surgery. And it was global warming. And there's a cause every time,

Starting point is 00:33:57 but they seem to forget about it. It's fucking unbelievable. It is interesting. I think. The situation is trash. Ah, it's just lame. You know what else it is? You know what else is? It's not that big of a deal. It's not like it's this fucking thing.

Starting point is 00:34:09 It's another billionaire, slapping a billionaire, a tuxedo. They're both fine. But nobody watched a lot of people didn't tune in. No, the ratings were dog shit. Yeah, dog shit. It was awkward. It was like DJ Khaled started being like, this weird hype video. It was all dog really? I watch every office.

Starting point is 00:34:26 I was fucking lost his old. I love the Hollywood shit. I love it. I watched all of them. It was dog shit. And so Amy Shimmer got back, got on stage after that and didn't say anything about that? No, she went, oh, she was, it was funny for,

Starting point is 00:34:38 what she did, she goes, oh, what's up everybody? Did something happen? Strange. And you know, like, you know, she just did that. That's actually she's getting heat Which you know this is our the world we live in she's so crazy because Chris and dunce is made to that Phenomenal act I forget his name not handsome, but She goes she goes I want to talk about Seat fillers

Starting point is 00:34:59 She goes well seat fillers job does if someone has to get up and go to the bathroom on camera They don't want the space open so she goes and sits down a seat fillers just down their seat Okay, she goes like here's a seat filler and points are christened nuts Like she don't know her and she he's so good It dude. He's such a breaking bad. He was in black mask. He's in using me black mask top three Black merit. Yeah, I think for oh Oh damn Kristen does. What's up? Shit, all right, this is great. He's such a good actor. Oh, he's talking about the girl like the homey looking dude. Yeah, unique looking dude Body like a lunch late. There's a great bad guy. Yeah, there's a movie called

Starting point is 00:35:38 Netflix really good. He's phenomenal. Yeah, I mean, he was up for an Oscar for God's sake in whatever the black dog or the fucking Son of a good actor. He's so good, but Amy she again Amy Schumer just getting shit because she was like You know, she's like like this girls, you know, obviously the this is the joke She points Chris and don't she goes like she's a seat filler So someone had to go to the bathroom is his girl had to go to the bathroom So she fills in and she's like what she, excuse me, get out of her seat, fill her and sits down and interviews her husband, because they're nice, they're engaged.

Starting point is 00:36:10 People are upset about that, which is ridiculous. Who gives a shit? Hollywood and not show. Yeah, what a fucking yeah, it's just shit. Amy, she came out and addressed that, because she said, I actually know Kristen Dunts, and she knows about the joke, she was fine with it. I don't know why everyone else is bad. I didn't find it offensive.

Starting point is 00:36:26 I mean jokes are jokes and they should be a little offensive. How about that? Yeah. How about if you're if everybody in the room like shoot you're not a comic. Ricky Dervais is so funny to eat out. You know so many people are asking me if I would have host Oscars what I would have done and he goes first of all I'd never host them. He was, you know, I host the Golden Globes because they give me full range for creativity

Starting point is 00:36:50 and write whatever I want. And I don't have to do, like, I don't have to go over the jokes with them. They just, they don't know what they're gonna get till I go on stage. As a comic, this is the best thing in the world. I can light everybody up, they have no idea what I'm doing.

Starting point is 00:37:02 And he goes with Oscars, he's gonna limit me, I have to do rehearsals. And he's like, I he goes with Oscars. It's gonna limit me after do rehearsals He's like, I don't want to do that Just gonna take away my jokes because it was a comic it doesn't make sense and so he said he would have got on Went it's good to see everybody and he's talking about the so many different It's good that Oscars is so diverse now. So many black Latinos. Why it's this is great Those people aren't allowed in here. It's poor people He was just fuck poor people in my right.

Starting point is 00:37:25 Oh shit. Regret the best. So he says that in the other body, but fuck poor people in my right. Well, somebody asked one of these, like it was a professor who writes all these books on race and stuff, like a white person. And they were talking about inequality and stuff. And somebody said, when was the last time you had somebody who works with their hands

Starting point is 00:37:47 at dinner at your house? Have you, do you have any friends who smoke? Do you have any friends that are plumbers, land scapers, people that actually do construction? For sure. The last time you had anyone like that. And is there anybody in your family like that? Like a blue color?

Starting point is 00:38:00 And this person was like, fuck, you know, I've been talking about inequality, I don't have one friend that even was in the military. You weren't even, you don't even have friends that served in the military or law enforcement. And that's what makes it work. You don't know, and you have all these opinions, but you don't, literally all your friends at your house

Starting point is 00:38:17 that you have, that you go on vacation with, that you have, that you're around, when you work, are all upper class, all privileged. They're all privileged, they're all upper class people. They've all made it. Never worked with their hands. It's very rare to see a real rich person hand with the poor person.

Starting point is 00:38:29 What's great about what we do as comics is that my audience is real, a real guest. Real people, yeah. Yeah. And we get to have a connection with the face to face right now. And you realize that you're not smarter than there.

Starting point is 00:38:40 Yeah. There's just difference. There's just a different experience. If anything, you have a liability because you're around one fucking small circle of people. It's even a Smith one hard in the pain on it. He was talking about right away. And he was like, man, he's like, people give so much shit about, you know, black people, the ruined stuff. And he's like, this what they're talking about. He's like, you can't take us anywhere. He's like, what the fuck are you doing? This is the worst mistake you're career man.

Starting point is 00:39:06 He was finally get to the party. What did you say? He tagged the wrong wolf smith in his tweet. Oh he did? It's a right guy with the name. He's putting him back in the air. The guy tweeted him back like, oh. Yeah, he's like, please don't do this to me.

Starting point is 00:39:19 That's how Larry is. He's been getting a lot of heat back guys. He's been a smith. I like him though. Oh shit. That's hilarious. Not that will Smith at his Twitch. That's really funny, man. Man, when I first went to him, he had a hundred and seven five or 125,000. He got up 125. That's hilarious.

Starting point is 00:39:38 Um, yeah, man. I don't know. Yeah. Hollywood. I just dumbed. Yeah. I just and I love that the Oscar the the Academy goes We do we do not promote violence Congrats everybody that one tonight and then now they yes and we're back last like you know what we're gonna review the tape and see Exactly what happens to you We'll solve it. I like I like I like the speech. I like we'll miss me I won't be a better watch it. I wanna be a vet. I didn't watch it. I wanna be a vessel of love, not violence.

Starting point is 00:40:08 I see that part. That was a speech. That was the message. He was like tearing up, right? Yeah, so I wanna be a vessel of love. It's like, you just slapped the man on National TV. What are you talking about? He's a good actor man.

Starting point is 00:40:20 He was great in that movie. I love that movie. He's fucking amazing in that movie. What a doubt. Yeah, anyway, let's take a little break, dude. Talk to me about, see, I want a bike, but I don't want to get out there on my bike. You want to hit the road.

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Starting point is 00:42:56 Any fucking ways. Yeah, it's all any fucking ways. There's so many memes and all sorts of shit about it now. It's great. Give us something to talk about. I don't mind it. Again, then the day I kinda like, there's a part of me with you that's like,

Starting point is 00:43:08 that's old school man. You talk about someone's wife, you get fucking slapped, there's repercussions, but I also can't do that. But then. At first I liked it, and then I started thinking about it. Me too, me too. At first I was like hell yeah.

Starting point is 00:43:18 And then I was like, eesh, that's not good. Just started taking an account like that. Me too, I'm like Jason Memo, you can't have, I'm like, I can't believe that. Now if he had done that, Jason Memo and stood there. I would have been like that guy's a bad guy like six Some again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like oh shit. This is cool Yeah, I need a rock was making jokes when you're on the back you're like damn

Starting point is 00:43:34 I just ate a punch from fucking Muhammad Ali He was then I didn't go down and then literally just talked he met with the LAPD. I'm sorry the yeah LAPD and production staff of the Oscars and then just got his car and left, went back to his hotel. That was it. Oh, he left right after that moment. Literally, yeah. Yeah, checked out.

Starting point is 00:43:53 Did he have more to do after that? No, no, okay. But he's like, I'm not pressing charges all good. And left. Chris Rockdale. Yeah, Chris Rockdale with it like a beast. Yeah, all right, fuck it. It's a very good wood press truck.

Starting point is 00:44:04 I didn't care if it was a bear. It's so embarrassing. It's an American wood press jar. I think it's so embarrassing. Shocking. Well, it's like what you're taking on this be. So, you know, Mozzelidol sucker punch, Kobe come to dinner in Miami. Yeah. And now Kobe come to,

Starting point is 00:44:16 he has a chip tooth. He scratched his $90,000 Rolex. And he's pressing charges now. I don't like these person charges. Where you at on it? I think that it's kind of like... I know, but I think that there's no other way to get back at him and he's really mad. I'll tell you I get back at him.

Starting point is 00:44:33 I'll tell you I'll tell you I'll run it back. Yeah, run it back. Run it back, but he already did it in this. But now it's like, all right, bro. I'm gonna beat the shit out of you again. Yeah. I'll tell you, hey, Dana, I'll tell you what, I'll drop the charges,

Starting point is 00:44:44 because if I press these charges, he's going away for two years at least. You think so? Oh yeah. Aggravated man thought or a song. You're fucked. Super fucked. I'd say hey, Dana, the only way I'd drop these charges,

Starting point is 00:44:55 if you make me the main event in July against Mazelal once again, let me legally beat the shit out of him, make millions of dollars and give me a higher pay-per-view points. Wow. That's what I would do. That would be my business move. Not a bad idea.

Starting point is 00:45:07 Hey, UFC, I know you want Mazur to fight again, and he's a big star. Cool. I'll drop the charges, and you'll be able to have him fight again. But you have to fight me next. I mean, that shit is so out of control. The fact that he did that. You know what it is?

Starting point is 00:45:19 It's such a bitch move. And I love Mazur at all. But it's such a soy boy move to sucker punch somebody because anybody can say you don't have to be trained or a bad ass you know it's not hard to suck it to that but here's my thing be if I've been cool with it to if you're not fighting public you guys have that and much animosity when I fight in public yeah do you think, it's old school west, do your thing. But go up to the guy in my came mother fucker.

Starting point is 00:45:48 You talk shit about my kids. Don't sucker punch him. Did you see the video of him bragging about the sucker punch? On Ariel, years before he goes, I'm known for sucker punching, I'm known for doing dine and dashes. And but, my son was cut from a cloth

Starting point is 00:46:03 where he's the street soldier and street Jesus, where fuck you want to come I free his real moniker Yeah, but we love them because he would fight anybody at any time. Yeah, he's a tough dude He's a street guy. Yeah, we don't like you to soccer punch you You know it's a sucker punching is the thing the high school kids were doing on tiktok and hurting people No, it was a problem. That sucker punching is something worst is It is what people are doing to agents or in COVID or in Asian hate. It's exactly right. It's such a bitch move. Right.

Starting point is 00:46:28 If you wanted to dress them on the streets, at dinner, you got to dinner table, hey, when you finish this fucking steak, I'll be outside waiting. That's fine. And it's just me. I even have a problem with that. No mask.

Starting point is 00:46:40 I don't have a problem with that. I don't have a problem with that. I don't have a problem with that. If you're gonna fight. Right. But if I'm cold beer, I'll tweet at a problem with that. I don't have this problem. I don't have a problem. See, I don't have a problem with that. If you're gonna fight, right. But if I'm Colbert, I'll tweet at Dana. Hey, Dana, you want me to drop the charges so you don't go away and do time?

Starting point is 00:46:52 Book me July, whatever on your next pay-per-view against Mosul, so I can royally beat the show of them and get paid for. Doesn't that reward Mosul for that shit? And also, no, it's a terrible matchup for him. No, but it's also, the UFC, no one's better at building fights. UFC can use all this footage and clips and all that. I think I do this, I'd say, I'll tell you what,

Starting point is 00:47:14 I'll drop the charges. You gotta fight me, pay-per-view, but you don't get paid. Your money goes to charity, my money goes to me. That's what I do, that's a good idea. Because it's like, you had 25 minutes to fight. That's like that'm doing. That's a good idea. Because it's like you had 25 minutes to fight. That's like that. Here's my thing. If they, if they never fought and you do this,

Starting point is 00:47:30 it's like I will never condone a sucker much. Never. But if you fought them on the street, whatever do you think you're saying, you're saying, I'm gonna talk to you about your kids, I get it. Yeah. As a dad, I get it.

Starting point is 00:47:39 But three weeks prior, you had 25 minutes legally. What did Colby say about his kids? Said he's a dead man. But three weeks prior, you had 25 minutes legally. What did Colby say about his kids? Said he's a dead man. He said he was a dead-be-dead. Well, that's not about his kids, that's about him. Yeah, I don't think he said anything directly about his name out there, mouth. But also, Ben Asperin talked to you about your kids too.

Starting point is 00:47:57 It is bullshit. But also, you gotta remember, Colby is an entire marketing model to sell tickets is to get under your skin, of course. It's a complete act. Dude, you got it, but you're also like, you're at the top of your game. My other thing is, let's say we end up paying each other. I think Colby and Jorge were like, you and me. Best friends.

Starting point is 00:48:17 I know each other in and out. If you did something to me, can you imagine me soon, or not even soon, me pressing charging and you're going to prison? I don't give a fuck how bad it is. No, it's so bad. I would be like, dude, like so much about Colby, what are you doing? He's gonna go to prison.

Starting point is 00:48:33 You go on with this. It's crazy. You're gonna prison in this? Did he say right there, Chen? Yeah, he didn't say anything about his kids directly. Just called him a dead-be-dead. Well, in bad ways. When it was Alamun and Charles Sperpins,

Starting point is 00:48:42 the bad father who lies to his children. You know, the state can press charges too in those situations. So you don't have to press charges. Apparently, the state, I believe, I'm not a lawyer, so I should be careful with this, but I think so. I think you can get in trouble for that, I think.

Starting point is 00:48:56 If someone else is in danger, you can. But if it's that, I think the charges have to come from Kobe. Because if Kobe went, I'm good, no charges. This is all over. Yeah. If I'm Kobe, I'm good, no charges. This is all over. Yeah. If I'm Kobe, I, because he, and he can't get a fight, he's in this weird predicament.

Starting point is 00:49:11 Kamar's fighting, you know, in July against Leon Edwards. He's been looking for big fights. Just go, hey man, I'm gonna stay busy. I'll drop the charges. Give me fucking Mazda again. Let me make it very clear how much better I am then. Because he's so much, he's such a better fighter. Yeah, he is.

Starting point is 00:49:28 I don't know, man. Without, if- Okay, it's the best of violence or assault. I'm gonna, the best of course I ever do. The prosecutor can. Okay, but that's the domestic violence. Or violence, assault. Or violence is, yeah.

Starting point is 00:49:42 Yeah, that's, that's, so you know, you get in some serious trouble. I said the short answer is yes the police can make arrest and my amy's not further matter to the state of charges. The fight the ledge victims wishes. Miami's not fucking around right now that DA is like you guys are shooting up you guys are shooting up the beach so there's a curfew you know in South Beach you guys are fucking so they don't they don't like this shit. My army doesn't fuck around.

Starting point is 00:50:06 And I just think that it's so ridiculous. It's self-sabotage behavior. The most lost killer he has is to kill out. He has his fight leave. That's when you survive about that. As Denzel Washington said, the devil comes at your highest moment. And you gotta like yourself. And if you don't think you deserve that,

Starting point is 00:50:26 he's been through, you know, there's that damage, right? His dad's doing life in prison for murder, I think. Was it all? Yeah. But also, remember, he comes from the street, he's got a self-loathing, there's a lot of trauma, there's a lot of shit. Now, so you're responsibility being great

Starting point is 00:50:39 and being an example. And you define yourself for so long as being the street thug. And you lost the fight like that. And you're trying to bear saying it's your way to get back. My only and I'm all about that. My only issue is you sucker punch a grown man. That is the biggest bitch shit. 100% of this.

Starting point is 00:50:56 Same thing with Will Smith. You slap a dude, not at an award show where that stuff. Can't defend himself. Yeah. Who supposedly is coming off a broken arm. He's in a sling. They don't know if he took the sling off just to the wards, you know, what's what are you doing?

Starting point is 00:51:08 I guess there is, I guess the other side of the coin is that words, there's a point where as a man, if I'm mowing off to you and I'm saying shit about your wife and I'm me and you're 251 pounds. There is a point where you're gonna slap me. There's a point where I'm behaving in a way where it's like, all right, you know what? I'm gonna kick your fucking ass right now

Starting point is 00:51:33 because you're a little bitch and you're talking about my wife like, see, I mean, what would you have done, Brian? If you were, if you were, what's been right there? Not. I would have done it on there. I would have stood up like,

Starting point is 00:51:43 I, if, and let's say the background's real, I don't know. I would have stood up like, I, and let's say the background's real. I don't know. I would have stood up. Not funny, dude. My wife has a alopecia where the fuck. I told you to keep my wife's name at your mouth multiple times. I'm gonna see you in the back, motherfucker. When you're done with this,

Starting point is 00:51:59 I will be waiting for you in that. That's what I'm gonna call out. My girl, my girl, goes, man. But you know what that is? That's a man shit. Those guys aren't, they're the biggest you in the lab. That's what I'm gonna call out. I'm gonna call out my girl, my girl goes, but you know what that is? That's a man shit. Yeah. Those guys are, they're the biggest pussy in the world. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:10 They're so soft. My, my, my girl is laughing because she goes, what'd you do that for me? And I go, you know what babe? I'll tell you what, no I wouldn't. But that night I would, I would talk about what, how I should have done that. Yeah, the, the, the, the, the,

Starting point is 00:52:24 I would talk about all the things I would. Yeah, the call out was way better. The call out, like, the call out, like, hey, I told you, I'ma see you. I'ma see you. That's the best way to do it. No, no, no, I'm not gonna do it right here. I'ma see you. I'ma wait for you in the back, Doug.

Starting point is 00:52:38 I'ma fucking told you. I'ma be with you. I'ma be with you in the fucking back. And that's a fair one. And that's a fucking fair one. But I'm with B on this, again, I don't think he had it the right way, but there's something like,

Starting point is 00:52:49 people talk all the shit, like haters, right? They were remain unanimous stuff like this and unanimous, they were remain unanimous, all the stuff, yeah, unanimous. But then when I find out who you are and I come to your house, keep the same energy. Please keep that same energy. I have a skill set, you do not have.

Starting point is 00:53:07 So it's not willing to go to the darkest places. That's right. I'm willing to swim in the waters, you're not. You've been in those waters. My entire career. Been in those waters. Name the water, Bapa. Name the water.

Starting point is 00:53:19 Well, I said that about. I said that about you because there was some stuff going on and I said, the problem with certain people is that if they get your attention Now now that they got your attention your knees not coming off their fucking It's it's bad. It's bad. Yeah, so so you know there is something called follow through but I yeah, so pardon me with will it's like I get it you get it Yeah, I get it blood well, but also we have to remember that will's been taking will's been sitting in a seat taking it He's saying all of it all the shit and finally

Starting point is 00:53:52 You know what internet yeah, I'm gonna make I'm gonna Five years. Yeah, you can't push me it was it's been that was five years if my girl was let's say I was made at jade Smith and she goes I'm start red tables are you oh? Do you not have enough money? Wait for what but she never has enough attention bubble But I just don't she can't I go and you're she'll talk about our personal life. Oh, yeah Which one whatever it is she puts it all out there We talk about missing two-pock and the letters. He said what's wrong with whatever it is not enough money Whenever I go all out. Yeah, all out me too. Oh, then in an interview

Starting point is 00:54:23 I think Charlotte made that asked him about the two-pog situation. So it's like, now he's gonna ask, and it was after she admitted someone. It's an airson. So now he's getting these interview questions about two-pogs. The airs in the back. The air. Yeah, that's the problem. She's the only one.

Starting point is 00:54:36 But that's how she takes his power away and makes herself better. Can you imagine, let's say your girl dated some, let's say she dated Heath Ledger, a man who passed away rest in peace and That was years ago way before you yeah, and every time his birthday comes up. She's posting about him Posting letters. I'm like, what are you doing? I have a huge what the fuck are you doing? What's the respect? I go like this I go where's the respect I go like this you see ya. Yeah, so I do I would always do that I if you don't like me or you're gonna do that like I've been I've had that before with a woman Who like this me one time she started?

Starting point is 00:55:07 We were dating for a little bit and she was just inappropriately hanging out with this this is like I was like okay, and I know yeah, so I went like this. I go so that this is all good You buy I just went I'll see do it every year yet. I did if I'm Chris rock and you know their open relationship My joke with if I'm Chris rock I would have been like all open relationship, my joke, if I'm Chris Rock, I would have been like, all right, well, you want to hit me on Nashville, all right? I'm a fuck, you're, you're, I'm a fuck, Jada. I'm gonna go for Jada now.

Starting point is 00:55:30 You know, relationship, I'm a fuck Jada. I'm a fuck, the mom. That's what's happening now. Yeah. Just straight up. Yeah. Cause we know you guys get down like that. Jim Carrey went on, what was talking about it.

Starting point is 00:55:40 He had a great take on it. What do you say? He said, it was just, you stole the people, the devotion that it takes to get to that point. To pull it off? It's their biggest night and you stole everybody's fire when you walked up there and slapped him like that. Like you didn't have the self control

Starting point is 00:55:56 and it just came out of fucking nowhere and it wasn't that bad. He just went really hard on it. He just took the spot, he's the only one. He just told that. I love Will Smith, but that was, you kinda, at least, can say what you did was wrong. It's not gray area here, that sucked, that sucked.

Starting point is 00:56:12 You just can't have it. I don't know how many kids are watching. No, that's so nice. No one is watching, but kids watching it. Well, now they are. Now that's all they watch. I know, especially on TikTok and all that shit. And it's the one guy who's saying, you know,

Starting point is 00:56:22 that you're making violence, okay, you really are. Correct. And whether you think that did not, everybody's gonna do that? Because what do we say? What do you say? Use your words. Don't use violence. And our kids like, well, we'll Smith use his violence.

Starting point is 00:56:33 Like the standard that you're setting is not good with. No, the user was until I, until I can't take it anymore and I want to really hit somebody. It's like, you know what I'm saying? It's like, there's no. And hit a smaller man. Yeah. But I think I'm saying? It's like there's no... And hit a smaller man. Yeah. But I think it's happening, it's like the kid in school.

Starting point is 00:56:50 It's kid in school, it's kid in bullied, bullied, bullied. Will's kid in bullied, bullied. Is why he's fucking all these other dudes? He's kid in bullied, bullied, bullied. And then the kind of nerdy artistic kid goes, oh, everyone's doing that? Let me try it. After months goes, hey, fucking dummy,

Starting point is 00:57:03 and then Will goes, what? And punches punches that kiss and so the big bullies We're really doing it. Yes, and to be honest it all stems from his wife Brian you know way from her dude Right, you know things she's trying to take her take his power go I think with that talk like Listen and that's fair that you say that but I'm just like but like I mean, I don't know I don't know if I would give a Your husband you are humiliating your husband over and over again ruined his brand I mean I'm ruined his brand and no one calls him a cut Will not you know he's not yeah, but but you don't expect the respectful

Starting point is 00:57:40 I don't respect them. She's not I got a huge problem with it huge problem with her She's not being respectful at all and she's doing it. Why because it monetize monetization It gets her power and it gets her view she can't handle the fact that he's amazing Yeah, she can't handle the fact that he's at the top of this game. She can't handle the fact that he won an Oscar You know what happened after everyone in the Oscar? She gave my big hug and a kiss no they held hands like this watched the rest of it And then what the after party is in dance to get jiggy with it and fucking Miami whatever his song is What happened with everyone in the Oscar? Did she give my big hug and a kiss? No, they held hands like this, watched the rest of it. And then went to have to party and dance to get Jiggy with it

Starting point is 00:58:07 and fucking Miami, whatever his song is. All right, there you go. I'll fuck with that song. I'll fuck with all of of of of my amy. I'll fuck with everything he does. All right, what else you got Jiggy doing? No, no, no, no, he's gonna break it down. So, I'll fucking love him.

Starting point is 00:58:18 I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck him up. I'll fuck a man. That song's slap. It's slaps. I think that's all slaps.

Starting point is 00:58:25 And then it's sweet to whatever. Come on. So Will Smith is already laughing. Will Smith himself found that joke to be funny to him at that moment, right? He was laughing. So then to look back and see this girlfriend who I'm sure we all have with our girlfriend.

Starting point is 00:58:39 To me, I'm pretty sure that. Yeah, we do. Yeah, it's clear for the other girlfriend. Here's my thing. I think Will was like, yeah, that's funny. And then he looked and he was like, oh, I better do something. She's doing a fuck little way.

Starting point is 00:58:47 That's what I see. I looked for it. I didn't see where that was. Where he looks back at his wife. It's everywhere, dude. But it's everywhere, Brian. I did not see that. It's everywhere.

Starting point is 00:58:58 I was like, I saw it and I don't watch a fuck. I saw it on the shitty clip, Mark's sentence. But did you see him look at her? Yes. And he's laughing, looks over and she rolls right there. Look at him. Oh shit. And look at her.

Starting point is 00:59:13 She's not happy. Jada, I love you. GI Jane 2 can't wait to see it. All right. She's laughing. And look at her. Yes. Honestly, it's lame. It's lame. Yeah, so I'm actually in lame.

Starting point is 00:59:26 You have disagreements with your girlfriend, too, right? I mean, with your girl. I have disagreements sometimes. I think certain things are funny. She doesn't. I'm not gonna look at her and she'd be like, oh, you need things funny. I'm gonna go fuck this guy up now.

Starting point is 00:59:35 Well, I'm not him. I think you was like, oh, I don't do this. She's gonna fuck little oozy first. Which is still lame. You know? But that joke itself is like the most little fucking thing. It's so weak. It's so we like a great Quick road. Yeah. She has a bald head. Okay. Oh

Starting point is 00:59:51 J. I don't think he knew that she had that Also I talked about where Demi Moore is a badass and hot as shit. That's what I'm talking about than hottest shit. That's what I'm talking about. And that's what I'm talking about. She was hottest shit. That movie's great. G.I.J. and two would be lit as fuck.

Starting point is 01:00:09 With Jada? What? Come on. I don't wanna see her in it, but yeah. I think I'm out. I think Jada's out. Let me see what he said. Violence is in all of its forms.

Starting point is 01:00:19 Poison is destructive. I said that Academy Awards were not acceptable. Inexcuseable jokes that my experiments are part of the job, but a joke about J.S. medical conditions too much for me to bear and I react emotionally. I'd like to publicly apologize to you Chris. I was out of line. I was wrong. I'm bare some actions. We're not indicative of the man I want to be. There's no place to avoid this world of loving kindness. I don't like the apologies of the Academy and producer of the show. All the attendees there when to watch around the world. I would like to apologize to the Williams family and my king and my king Richard family. I think we regret that my behavior has sustained what was been in otherwise gorgeous journey

Starting point is 01:00:54 for all of us. I'm working progress. Look, I love the guy. I love the guy and I accept his apology. I love Will Smith. Yeah, I don't care enough. I don't care enough. He fucked up.

Starting point is 01:01:04 He knows it. He knows it. It't care enough. I don't care enough. I'm not gonna take them. He fucked up. He knows. And the day it's another billionaire, he's not been bailing. And he just fucking made it mistake. Everybody's alright. Everybody's alright.

Starting point is 01:01:11 Let's leave him alone. I agree. It's so interesting how does like the device Twitter is. Like some people are pro, will some people are pro Chris. You can do that. It's gonna be like, he talked to you about his wife.

Starting point is 01:01:24 It's what? Yeah. Alright, what do you got, Jen? Elon Musk put up a poll on Twitter to see if people on Twitter who were following him thought that Twitter was a good place where free speech was allowed. A lot of people said no. And then he put up another poll asking. Two million votes. Yeah. Holy shit. That poll got two million votes. Yeah, holy shit That poll got two million votes. Isn't that crazy the reach that he has do you believe Twitter? We're gonna see it here's to this principle. No, wow free speech And I guess he's thinking about creating his own social media platform where free speech is allowed

Starting point is 01:01:58 Yeah, it's kind of like whatever goes I get it you know social media back then they used to be memes and fun and stuff like this. That turned into this weird talk. Right, the internet used to be fun. Yeah, people just talk and see it. It's just like a weapon for division. Yeah, but now it's become this weird toxic, political, hate or fed thing. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:15 I don't want to subscribe to this. Right, it's hard to have fun on the internet. It's like, it's filled with losers. It's like, you're giving all these losers a voice. I can't even tell. I need one one nine nine underscored star 777 Philly it's white does he have an opinion? Oh, I'm out. I don't subscribe to this I don't have this one they're I used to be so lit do you should be so much fun and positive and now it's just like who can we take down now? I went on Twitter once and I was like oh my god It's gonna be so much fun and positive. And now it's just like, who can we take down now?

Starting point is 01:02:45 I went on Twitter once and I was like, oh my God. Twitter's the probably the most hot. Yeah, I had it for a month and then I was like, oh this is horrible. It's deleted. If Elon opened up something, that'd be pretty cool. Yeah, I'd support you. Yeah, I'll tell the guy.

Starting point is 01:03:00 There is a video of a kid in a truck while a tornado is happening in Texas. And it shows the truck spinning. It flips over. It flips back onto its wheels and he just drives off. Like a cat. The kid with a few scratches, but other than that, he is unscathed. He knew that there was going to be some sort of storm happening the day prior, but he really didn't want to miss this job interview

Starting point is 01:03:26 He had He got the job or not I hope you got that fucking job whoa This is in Texas somehow survives fists encounter with a tornado in Eglene, Texas, Monday Storm chaser video captures oh back up being fled the gas Motherfuckin it around and flipped right side again. Allowing the team to then drive away. Riley Leon says he knew there's going to be stormy weather on Monday, but he had a job

Starting point is 01:03:53 interview he didn't want him to. Video with Briar rather before he even got back home. Dude. I actually got in home from the wreck and my brother like have you seen the video? Not like what video? And he was like that's what really me. And he was like are you for real? Yeah, for the God forgive me on our chance in this life.

Starting point is 01:04:18 Because he probably did it because of the reason. It's getting so Mexican. I don't know, man. He's a man. I'm going to go to the video. What? Who have video? Scratched up.

Starting point is 01:04:30 Yeah, he got a piece of that experience. I'm f**king with this dude having to. It's here, cut, lit. It's a truck. Because you see it was his dad's, and he worked hard to be able to buy it from him. However, That kid did that fucking.

Starting point is 01:04:41 Yeah. Also, why is he driving in a truck? Because he was trying to get you down in a real. driving the truck and that company and hopefully the Chevy over the hey whoever that job is giving the god damn yeah just that went through the eye of a tornado to get the job yeah so why should we hire you're ditched it was a

Starting point is 01:04:58 fucking twister why do you think you do this job uh well I just movie twister I literally did that to make it here and he still make the fucking interview Yeah, you were late dude, sorry I don't know man I was like did you see the video? I'm late because what happened was a tornado

Starting point is 01:05:18 With my car like and they're never gonna believe it And then I can see this like oh shit, I should probably give that kid a job You got me a job. I wonder what the uh huh. And then you can see this, like, oh shit, we should probably give that kid a job. You got to give him a job. I wonder what the job was. I don't know. He didn't say. Like, Arby's.

Starting point is 01:05:30 To be a lawyer. He's just a lawyer. He's just some, not a job you want. Yeah. Give that kid the goddamn job, man. Give him that fucking job. We talked about Phil Collins a few weeks ago. And this is a video of his last performance.

Starting point is 01:05:43 Yeah. I guess he was two weeks now to continue performing. It's a smile for Andrew, man. This video here? Yeah. At the O2. Thanks for your like. Of course, we're playing and running and yeah, It's the last stop of our tour.

Starting point is 01:06:12 It's the last show. The gym is... Yeah, he's born. Oh! What a career, though. Yeah. Oh, that's emotional, bro. Mm-hmm. Who's the cameraman? It's terrible.

Starting point is 01:06:40 Stay on the real version You still came out to see Yeah, it's fucking. You gotta go get real jobs. Sox, and he got a fucking spinal cord injury. It's a number of things they say. Not just spinal cord. Oh, really? Body breaks down. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:21 And he's what, like, he's like 70 something. 71. First time touring in 14 years. Oh, damn. He's like 70 something 71 first time, Troy in 14 years. Oh damn He's like let me get one last one in I Think about my father and he's 81 and how robust he is crush and it's unbelievable He's not like great. Yeah, no, you dad's tall right? How about six four six four six six six These yeah, he's got a belly on him, but the motherfucker. Yeah, he's big. Oh, I think your dad was as much of

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Starting point is 01:08:52 My buddy is done with Brendan over the weekend. Would you say? He doesn't know link link up and I was like I was like, link up. And I was like, I was like, why? I was like, I was like, I was like,

Starting point is 01:09:05 I was like, Brennan is, unless you have a private plane, or you can, you have an idea that's gonna make him $50 million, he doesn't have time, he's, the time he has,

Starting point is 01:09:16 he's gonna go see his kids. He's not gonna hang out. Never. Never. It's not a personal thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, up with Brendan. What? I get people ask me to put me in touch with Rogan. Can you put me in touch with Rogan? I have an idea or even better. Put me in touch with Rogan.

Starting point is 01:09:35 I've got some amazing stories. I think he'd love to hear on the podcast. Yes. And I say I will absolutely call him right now. You're a piece of shit. What else you got, Jim? I will absolutely call him right now. You're a piece of shit. What else you got, Jim? All right.

Starting point is 01:09:49 The drummer for Foo Fighters, he died, as we all know right now, but they said he had like 10 differences. Here's my thing, he says they had 10 substance in his system for his death. You know, it takes you an autopsy? That's what doesn't make a fucking shit. We can talk about it.

Starting point is 01:10:02 Weat, weat. Well, maybe it's weat. And they did it that night and bris in Brazil I know that the song takes up some says I don't know. No, there's no way I doubt that I don't that They're saying it came from autopsy. I think you know long a day Yeah, it takes forever. It takes a long time When do they hurry up? No, I'm fucking Brazil or Columbia celebrity like that. No, no, no, no one fucking Bob Sagitt, also back Losers. You didn't give Bob Sagitt a trip. You oh, they didn't you didn't mention Bob

Starting point is 01:10:36 Sagitt. That amazing. Are you out of your fucking mind? We're you don't mention the great Bob Sagitt. And asner you guys too young But Ed Asner for the Mary Tyler more show Ed Asner one of the yeah, didn't mention it now no one of the Bob Sacket just passed away. How do you oversee that? I don't know but I didn't realize that four to six weeks this came out a day after yeah I don't I don't think that's in Brazil. Columbia, right? Columbia.

Starting point is 01:11:06 Okay. I don't know. I don't know. Now, I believe he had that, you know, the stuff they listed, you know. And he also owe Dean to un for from heroin. Why is it taking time? He struggled with drugs. Why is it taking a taxology report?

Starting point is 01:11:17 It takes so long to get a root. Can you look at that? Why does it take so long? They want to get those tests right. I would, I would assume. It's a forever to get my brothers back. No, no. Where are you looking at, Brian? Why is it taking so long to get those tests right I would I'd assume it's a forever to get my brothers back No, no, where are you looking at bar? Why is it take so long? Answered less Charlie in the backlog of the lab which process. Oh, yeah

Starting point is 01:11:32 So they maybe they pushed to the front line. Yeah, probably over there You know, I got the news about this right before I went on stage. Oh, it was like the word I was like what I was like you want to I was like you wanted to tell me this Before I go and stay it wasn't a friend It was like the word I was like, what? I was like, you want to, I was like, you wanted to tell me this before I went on stage. It wasn't a friend. Just some random person. He was a fan. He was taking pictures at the show.

Starting point is 01:11:50 He goes, man, he goes, I think you're a great guitar player. He goes, he goes, I follow you on Instagram and stuff. He goes, we like a lot of the same music. And then he goes, yeah, man, did you hear about Taylor Hawkins? Oh, he didn't. And I was like, oh, I was like, no, he goes, oh man, he died. And I was like, that's what you wanted to say to me before I would have stayed.

Starting point is 01:12:08 He didn't know, you know, but like people at the show were literally like, hey, the drummer for the Food Fighters died, don't tell us your pal. Yeah, and I literally, that much of a fan. That's the band I've seen the most. Oh, fuck, that's a bummer. That's a bummer. That's the band I've seen the most.

Starting point is 01:12:23 That must have hit you hard, that. Oh, bro, I was fucking devastated. It was so hard to like terrible. He had a hit. I even have a food fighter's joke, but like it it it was tough. I don't know. It was really tough. This is a lot. I just couldn't really say this. Hard is twice the weight of a normal heart. They say that's what happens. Coconeth, wait to your heart. Yeah, it's Chris Penn, Sean Penn's brother. That's the same thing. And large your heart. No, it's Chris Penn, Sean Penn's brother, that's the same thing. And large, your heart can't... No, what about some of those athletes

Starting point is 01:12:47 that have died of like enlarged, that just got down on the... I think those are very tall people, but I think in this case, you actually will grow your heart when you do that. Oh, process causes heart enlargement that can ultimately to sudden death. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:13:01 Causes the abnormal buildup of primitive proteins in a heart muscle. Yep. Not good. Yeah, that's not good. That poor guy, man. They said he was a white and kids. Three kids. You can play about chest pains. Yeah, three kids.

Starting point is 01:13:13 He wrote bikes just like you. And you say you write some. He wrote, yeah, he wrote on the Calibass. Yeah, that's terrible. It's not terrible. Yeah, broke my fucking heart. All right. What is, what is that about Antonio Brown?

Starting point is 01:13:26 I'll show you after this one. So you guys are talking about, hold on a second, Bob Sagitt. So I guess there is new audio that came out. They don't, we don't actually have the audio samples, but someone that worked at that place said that, Bob Sagitt was complaining of long term, COVID symptoms.

Starting point is 01:13:41 Brendan, you kind of predict this. Yeah, but you know what, I know Bob, and Bob was also the biggest hyper-conductor out on the planet. He was also like Bob you could have found Bob at any time in his life and he'd be like I don't know I just don't feel you know so I mean I take this with the grandest all. There's something going on I don't think it's COVID-19. There's something going on here and here's the thing. So even with the trail soda and stuff which he did at a four seasons I think Bob said a four seasons. wouldn't they have video evidence of anybody coming in the room? Of course. Because also, but they're not saying anything, and the

Starting point is 01:14:13 family's defendant like crazy. There's just something more to this story. I think he just fell hit his head really bad. I don't buy that. I don't buy that. I don't buy that. What the impact that they said with a face of the front back, and you have, you literally have X, which goes in possible. I don't buy that. I don't buy that. With the impact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact that they said. With the fact 30 feet building or he'd hit with a bat. He was the only time we've seen him.

Starting point is 01:14:45 That was one guy, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, and these are pictures from his actual hotel. What if you got hit in the, they fell on a marble floor or in a bathroom. Again, these experts are saying that's not true. There's something to this man. And now, one of the family's defendant like this crazy,

Starting point is 01:15:01 I don't know, man. That's a little weird. There's something to it. We're not getting all the facts. No. Okay, so this girl who used to date DeShon Jackson. She's so bad. DeShon Watson or Jackson?

Starting point is 01:15:13 Uh, so I tell you a brown slip with her obviously in this story post that he did. And then he told her return my $5,000. I'm gonna expose you. She took $5,000. That's what he's saying. He's claiming that. And then he has DMs. So he goes her here. I had to look up what BC meant, but that's a.

Starting point is 01:15:31 What does that mean? Um, fuck, I forgot her. Black cock. No, no, no, no. That was good. Oh, yes, there you go. Oh, I got you. Got the,

Starting point is 01:15:41 I'm gonna get it. She said Sydney Christine got the blank on beat pussy on on Okay, may I see what she looks like? Well, we'll do it after but we're gonna aggressive here is the DM these don't do that to me I'm really sorry. I just don't like the way you were talking to me This thing can help anything what community will fix it. I don't like the way he talks to her though So send send my money bitch five-carry you'll be exposed. I will Would you take out? Oh, you know, stop playing with me, bitch.

Starting point is 01:16:06 I'm gonna show you this time. Okay, I'm trying to send it back to you. Damn. So she really stole the money. She stole five parents. It seems like she's admitting that she took his money. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Starting point is 01:16:15 She's a supervisor. She's super five-k. This is her. Wow. Good deal. This is her. I want to her Instagram as well. Five-k.

Starting point is 01:16:23 Okay. She claims to be a producer as well with a billboard number one I don't know much about this. She's really good. She stole five grand from them. Yeah, he steals money Oh, go that one and Jim from a kid. That's not cool Take my five-grad That's a steal. Brennan. Brennan, Brennan, what the fuck?

Starting point is 01:16:48 Brennan, please, hold on. Just talk to him. Please, don't be talk to him. Brennan, listen man. You had to talk about it in the rain. Just don't money, come on. You were talking about it. You were talking about it.

Starting point is 01:16:56 You can't just reward her with your raw. Take my fabric. Brennan, she's... Brennan, you want to take... Brennan, she's stolen. You want to take ten. You can't reward her behavior. Just don't't just leave my watch. I don't know I don't know. Do you think she looks good naked? Do you think she's good and bad? She's so pretty all right

Starting point is 01:17:13 Yeah, she's so pretty she's a thief which is troublesome. It's got a hot. Yeah, she's got a hot your career characters Bad, you're bad. All right. Give me out of here Chad. She's, she's, she's,'re still got five K. This your usual fee, but I know I see you again. Yeah What is that? I wouldn't even I probably I'd be for me to probably be awkward. I'd say nothing so much I would say nothing awkward even like I'd like with that Ask I'm like hey, I'm missing five K. Did you tell you she's like? No, I think whatever What do I see? Oh, he answered So on Monday Biden was asking our answering answering questions about Ukraine, and then people saw that he was using a cheat sheet, basically.

Starting point is 01:18:09 Dude, he's an 80 something. That's what people were saying. He's like, he's losing his pocket in whatever. Do you see when he went off the cuff? So they have to write everything from him. He went off the cuff and started talking shit about Putin. Yeah. He's like a murderer and all this stuff.

Starting point is 01:18:22 And then Putin, they don't realize this actually adds to what the narrative that Russia's playing on their news programs. They're saying that the West is purposely doing this, trying to make seem like we're horrible people because they wanna invade us stuff like this. So it adds to Putin. And this just adds to the nuclear war problem.

Starting point is 01:18:41 Yeah. I've always said about that. They asked him off the cuff and he was just like, you know what I think about Joe Biden, is what I would say from day one, before he was president, everything else, he's not a smart guy. And there's nothing that he was.

Starting point is 01:18:52 I think he was a smart guy. I think he's ever smart. I think he's pretty smart. I mean, he's not like Elon Musk smart. He's just never, he was never considered smart. The knock on him is he's a blowhard, but you know, not that he's a bad guy, it's just not.

Starting point is 01:19:02 All right, Trevor got like five minutes. Five minutes? Yeah. Let me just do this one. This is Stevie Wonderward Thompson with Dorsen Pier and Boss Routin. Banga to. Hey guys, just see osmosis last night.

Starting point is 01:19:25 Yep. Well, I thought if they would give out an award for the worst haircut, it would definitely go to UGSP. That's fine. People have made fun of GSPs in America. They say it looks better with the shaytas. It looks so much better with shaytas. Let me see that again. It looks so much better. Shaytan, let me stand against that.

Starting point is 01:19:45 It looks so much better. GSPs said you deserve an Oscar for how well you sold it. Well, I thought if they would give out an award for the worst haircut, it would definitely go to UGSP. That's funny. That's funny. All right. That's it. Those are great, man. Coach. Or yet. Uh, next Wednesday, Shobben Friends. Be our eighth sold out show. We get the monsters on it.

Starting point is 01:20:11 Shobben Friends, one show only 8 p.m. Hollywood improv. The best shows, man. We have so much fun. L.A.'s coming back, dude. L.A.'s coming back. One show at a time. And then, uh, the big boy Phoenix, there's on a stand-up live, is They're so much fun. Hollywood improv the best shows, man. We have so much fun. LA's coming back, dude. LA's coming back.

Starting point is 01:20:25 One show at a time. And then the big boy Phoenix, Arizona stand-up live, is April 14th to the 16th. Austin, Texas, Moontower, Comedy Festival, Cap City, April 22nd, 23rd, April 21st. I'll be doing spots all around the Comedy Festival. That's it, man. April 22nd, big night for your boy, the special drops on ThickBoy only, I'll have a bunch of more information for you.

Starting point is 01:20:50 And then ThickMutter is April 9th at 10.30 AM. Go to toughmutter.com, you'll see the ThickMutter, there's a picture of me, if you use the promo code to ThickBoy, get 10% off your sign up fee. Sure, get some. Tampa, Florida, I'll see you in two weeks, April 15th to the 16th.

Starting point is 01:21:05 I got Port Charlotte, Florida, the Sunday comedy theater, April 21 to 23th. Las Vegas, Nevada's wise guys, the end of the week, the month, April 28th to 30th. And May 19th, Breinbrav, two shows. I am taping my special. Get your tickets, I'll put those up today.

Starting point is 01:21:25 All right, Salt Lake City, April 8th and April 9th. Two nights only, wise guys comedy club, and then May 6th and 7th, San Diego, California, new comedy club called My Drop Comedy Club, and then I'm doing a one-nighter, and Phoenix in the hometown at Stand Up Live. Boom. All righty. All right. That's it, kids, love ya. and Phoenix in the hometown at Stand Up Live. Boom.

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The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 784

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