The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 785: The Kid & The Cheerleader

Episode Date: March 31, 2022

The guys discuss what made them become comedians, Bryan and Shapel's backstory, Bryan's tips on life and getting older, rom-coms, Chris Rock breaking his silence on the Will Smith slap, an update on the kid who drove through a tornado to make his job interview and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Dude, your legs look strong. You could be really muscular easily. You're fucking crazy. Why are you not working out? You could be your body would change so quick and be sick. Oh, you are. You're gonna be easy, because you're gonna be able to tell by your body. Yeah, you are gonna look more muscular. You put muscle on fast.

Yeah. No, you do. And you didn't get any of that recorded. Well, we just gave you, Brian just, Brian just gave you didn't get any of that recorded well, we just gave you Brian just Brian just gave you one of the biggest But he does look at it. Look at them. I was fine. You're just so quickly. You could be a fucking monster You totally could I get a little bit of a veins when I started yeah, dude. You're Korean I am Korean top of shit All right, all right. Oh, yeah, hey, no, hey, it's you and me

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We're here. Hey, together. Together again. We're together again. We're together again. I know. We're division. Oh yeah, yeah, we can get.

Ah. Ah. Good that feels. Dude, you heard a conversation between my mother and I, my dad. That's, hey, that's a, my dad. That's a parental conversation. My dad had kidney stones in his bladder. This is what happens when a 81, sharp stones.

They don't pass. You got a gusset. You got it? No, you can't. They're too big. So they got to, they got to get up the in your dick hole. They go on the dick hole. Oh yeah. And they you can't. They're too big. So they got to get up in your dick hole. They go up the dick hole. Oh yeah. And they laser the fuck out of them.

Okay, they pulverize. Do they know you up? You're on, you're in general anesthesia. You're out. Oh, they knocked you out for this. Yeah. Okay, because that was a 20 minute, 30 minute operation. And then he comes to, and the guy wants to go walking.

Yeah. He wants to walk the next day. That's just, that's all you know. My mother is like, you're gonna have a heart attack because you're 8,000 feet above sea level, and there's ice on the ground, and then they have a huge argument, and then I get caught in the middle of it.

Yeah. Now my dad tipped out of 255. 255. 255, now. 264, 255. Now, wait, wait, wait, wait, cause the coordinator is bringing in. Oh, nah, he's, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, because the coordinator brought in. All that is, no, because he didn't have enough muscle,

but all that weight's in his tummy. It is. It is. Bro, you, I heard you say he eats bananas like crazy. He'll eat all the food. Why? He'll eat all the food. He don't care.

You put out, if you put out 10 cookies, he's eating 10. You put out one cookies, he's eating one. You put out all the cookies out 10 cookies, he's eaten 10 you put out one cookies eaten one You put out all the cookies and a tub of dough. Yeah, it's gone by the end of the day No, you're not like that. That is how has he always been like that? My dad's always been that way. I'm different See how did you yeah, where did you find your? I think you have I think there's a genetic yeah thing that some people have Which is they are they are naturally moderate. I'm naturally a moderate person,

a consumer moderation of everything. I'm the only person that could do the best blow on the planet and do one line and be like, I'm done. I think people can't do that. Yeah, people, I never get drunk. Never been a drunk guy. Oh yeah, I've never seen you drunk ever. No, but yes.

You do the sip and go. But it's not because I'm disciplined, it's because my chemistry, my body is way more delicate than most people. I'm a bitch. You're very cautious of your body. I'm just, I break down too quickly. For me, it's like, well, I can't take this.

Yes, see, I'm not that way either. You know me, I'm not reckless at all. No, you and I are pretty moderate. Yeah, yeah, I just kind of, but it also comes down to what you like So what would I like to stand up what I like? Yeah, what I like is I might my my interests are very like boxing. I'm always trying to box you I love boxing. I love those things that I like learning a language that's difficult so it did but the thrill seeking getting drunk

Getting in groups shouting and going crazy, raging, not my thing. When we would go out, I never wanted to fight. I just, all I want to do with my friends is laugh and pick up girls. Yeah, that was fun. But, I mean, see, I was different. I was just so quiet. I just kind of stood in the corner.

Any time I would go to party or something. That's a clear trauma. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. I mean, part of those feels like maybe you just didn't know where you fit in. Yeah, right? Yeah, I've always felt like just like kind of like a lone wolf. Yeah, you know what I mean?

Like a kind of person, just kind of just steps aside. And you know, granted like, yeah, like in the worlds that I'm in, like, you know, the whole punk rock skateboarding and comedy, like it is pretty like, well, say something, you got something to say man? Like I'm sick of both of you. No, no, no, no, no, no, you laugh at my $4,000 guitar collection for $5,000. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no go, what do you mean he goes, well, he's super intelligent,

but I don't understand why he's doing this kind of music, because I don't understand this music. I go, it's energy, it's a subculture of energy. That's all it is. Hey, yeah, you understand. Of course I do. Baba, listen. How did you catch that?

Shepal, I was going to punk rock concerts and listening to punk rock when you were not born. I was born in 87. We're exactly 20 years apart. Yeah, so I was very aware of that stuff literally before you were born. That's a little bit my generation.

It's kind of dope that you understand that. Yeah, I wonder who this famous person is. Well, because I couldn't figure out what was going on with it. I was like, this is just noise. Like it just, uh, yeah. But it's a subculture of energy. It's the energy.

It just feels good. It's also like, it's like, it's like, the giant abstract. Yeah. It's anti-music in a way. Yeah. I don't like, I don't really like doing it. So what do you think?

Well, you're, it's an expression of sort of rage and chaos. Yeah, that's fine And it's just all this built up like Probably a form of it's probably a way of people who participate in that subculture of Regulating their energy you regulate. Yes, right you regulate your You know like what I think we don't realize that we're always trying in one way or another to stay sane. Yes, we're always in one way or another trying not to kill each other or ourselves Albert Camus there are a lot of philosophers. Albertus, the great French existentialist, he wrote the book,

Itongie, The Stranger. Okay. And he said, the fundamental question, when a human being kind of matures into a fully realized person, the question, the fundamental problem of the human condition is, why shouldn't I kill myself? Yeah. In other words, the, you know, your face with this thing, you can choose to decide that the,

that the universe is meaningless and that you're just an, an, a rock, or you can choose to believe that the universe is, it has a great deal of, has a lot of stuff. Well, and I believe in the latter, I'm not, I don't, I'm not a nile. No, no, no, no, well, because like,

most of the people like in that, that genre that I'm in, like, yes nia. No, no, no, well because like most of the people like in that that genre that I'm in like Yes, it all looks like aggressive, but most of those people are pretty positive people You know what I mean like that I mean I mean when you're in your youth Yeah, you know the younger younger, you know, you kind of have like this angst in whatever But like as you're when you're older and you like you still appreciate the music for what it is like it honestly It has like shifted you. Well because-

It's like a positive first. Yeah, but that also the other thing about punk rock or anything expression like that is for a second for a little while for a couple of hours you're putting on a costume and a mask. Like so- Wait, what do you mean like? Well, like what you're doing probably is you and the people

mashing and listening to it in a way are just taking a little time out of their week to put on a mask of insanity, to just kind of act out, to act out, to, in a controlled way. Yeah, just to flip out in a ritualistic manner. It's no different than dancing around a fire out to in a controlled way. Yeah, just to flip out in a ritualistic manner. It's no different than dancing around a fire and chanting incantation. It's no different than so many things that allow you to kind of primally scream and just

to let it out. It's like, let me have a second to do this and then boom. When you're young and maybe to an extent when you're older, but when you're young, especially like, you go through a lot of fucking periods of your life where you're trying on different personas. You don't have your persona yet. So you try things, you try to be brooding,

you try to be the comic, you try to be the magician, you try to be the warrior. I try to be the warrior for a long time. I just, I was, you were always a funny guy. Yeah, but I was a shank of that. Yes. Why? But I didn't understand, because nobody taught me

the inherent value of it. Nobody taught me the inherent value of being vulnerable, emotional. Nobody taught me the inherent value of being imaginative, artistic, sensitive. Even with all like places you've lived before and all the cultures, like differentative, artistic, sensitive. And even with all the places you've lived before and all the cultures, like different cultures, you... I come from a very different generation of men

where masculine and feminine are very strongly defined. You understand? No, that's fair. That's fair. So I shouldn't have been taught, hey, Brian, you're a man, you're not the kind of man that Jocco willink is. Okay.

He's a Navy SEAL built. And that's what you wanted to be. Yeah, he's built to bear down. He's built to impose his will. He's a born enforcer. He's a warrior. He's a sparse. You think people are born with that?

Like the Jocco mentality, the Tim Kennedy's. Yes. You know, I mean, the list goes on like the David Goggins and stuff like that. Well, yes, because I think some men are, some men, we all, we all, I'm talking about men here, but it's like men, I'm talking when there are archetypes that you fill, their psychic structures, you're born with probably that we all fill a role. A lot of like, like the Upanishads, people talk about this, like the ideas. There are artists, some people are born artists. Other people are born warriors.

Other people are born merchants. They're mine. My friend is worth a billion, $250 million. And I said, how do you do that? He said, what does that question mean? Like, my buddy David, he's a really good guy So my buddy, David, he's my new friend. He's a really good guy. And he's like, he's 52.

And he's got, whatever he thinks is a lot of money, he's got more. He's got crazy money, right? But David said, like, I looked at him and I go, what is it, how do you account for your success? Because he's, he's, start, he goes from one business to the other, he starts a business. It becomes huge He starts another business becomes huge. There are people like that, right?

He's super good at the game of capitalism and he's an amazing entrepreneur, okay? All right, and I said how do you do it? And he said Did you ever watch the Queen's Gambit? I said yeah, you know how she dreams of Chess moves, he said I do that with business. So when I saw that movie I went said, I do that with business. He said, when I saw that movie, I went, oh fuck, I do that with business. So he goes to bed and he comes up with the, that's what you, he was born. But then he was born with, yeah.

He's also a guy, he was born with a couple of things. One, I think, is people like that are born with that ability, right? They have, they see things you and I don't see in terms of in a marketplace. What's needed? What can be done better? That kind of stuff, right? Yeah, but then they also probably have the type of temperament also where they're very competitive They're kind of fearless, you know, they're they have an ability to focus like crazy until the job is done. Okay, you know, they're, they have an ability to focus like crazy until the job is done. Okay, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah. And then of course, they probably came from a good family structure that taught them certain things. He comes probably from a tradition where that supported that kind of entrepreneurial spirit. Some cultures support that. Yeah. Okay. So, so if you're Lebanese, if you're Syrian,

if you're Nigerian, if you're Iranian, if you're Jewish, a lot of times you're if you're Nigerian, if you're Iranian, if you're Jewish, a lot of times you're gonna come from a culture that is supportive of that, that defines masculinity along those parameters. That's a different way, yeah. So he, along the way, I guess more, would that be more of a traditional statement?

Yeah, well, you know, cultures tend to hold certain, like if you're ethnically Han Chinese or you're Korean, you know, cultures tend to hold certain like if you're if you're ethnically honed Chinese or Your Korean you're getting an education motherfucker and chances are you're gonna get really good at a musical instrument and probably even a sport You know like it's so funny you say that cuz yeah, I was talking to a buddy recently a guy I just had met and His family came over from Uruguay and his father was a doctor out there, right? They came over from Uruguay, moved to New York, right?

And he was like, you're going to college, you're doing all these things and eventually he dropped out of college. And his father, he said his father was so upset. Because it means like, to dish them, it's like means. You can't, what are you gonna say? You're fed? He was like, I fucking came from,

like, all of us, this whole family, from your way to New York. Right. And now I gotta tell my people that that one, I couldn't erase my son and bring him through college because somewhere, because you blame yourself. Yeah, and granted granted, like, my buddy still turned out super, super, super fucking successful.

But that's not to his... But so, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, in my opinion, sometimes your parents can constrict you because, again, if you are following your inner drive, your inner primal drive, you are a certain thing, right? You're a certain thing. You are going to be somebody who, Brendan is a guy who loves business. He loves, he can just see where money is to be made. He's very turned on by that. It's how he thinks. Yeah.

Just word of truth. But it's creative. It's a way of him being creative. Sports were great for him because he was built that way, but sports are secondary in his mind. Like, he's probably a born creative in his own way. Okay. He's not probably he is. So, you know, we all, I really believe that we get into trouble as people when we don't follow that impulse. I wonder why that's not a thing like in America where it's like where like school like, you know, it's hard because it's really hard to do that way. You know what? I'll tell you why because when you're young, you have to be exposed to range. You have to be exposed to everything, right?

So your education has to be, you have to be exposed to everything so you can maybe find what it is you want. Sometimes you don't know enough about the world. You know it exists. So when I think about me with school, like I was fucking, you know, I just, it was so hard for me to care about school

because of what was going on at home. So I just never fucking cared. You know what I mean, granted, I probably could have done something with it. Yeah, but you were in chaos. But yeah, it was too much in chaos to even like care. When I think about all those times, like, getting in trouble with teachers and acting out

and every time they would kick me on stuff like that, obviously they had every right to do so. You know, but meanwhile, they didn't know what was going on. Yeah, but what happened was. What happened was, they didn't know what was going on. What happened was. You know, you started doing standup. And what happened was, it put you in order. Because what that means is that standup for you makes sense. You felt it and you go, this is right.

This makes me feel good and it makes other people feel good. This gives me, this is adventure, but it also gives me some certainty. Well, it's made me learn about myself. Five. It's like forced me to like, you know, two things that have like really forced me, well, there's quite a few things,

but like some of the stronger things that have made me like really take the time to just understand me as a person, you know, lose them up, brother, getting into stand-up and quitting drinking. Those are the things that have forced me to go, hey, learn something about you. Those are really strong, interesting things you just said. Yeah, those are fucking milestones, losing your brother, deciding to do stand up.

Yeah. Bro, I was thinking about this George Wallace was talking about what a small fraternity is. Loads, loads, loads. Yeah talking about what a small fraternity love to George Wallace Yeah, like what a small fraternity you know rare it is to be a comic and especially a comic that can do what you do Yeah, like I've talked to Rogan about this a lot like how many people can actually be this good not to be you know Like okay, I'm these tough. Yeah, I was watching like some of the best shows in my life at 55 This weekend in Miami, like this Saturday late show, I was a standing ovation.

I'm not bringing this up for me, but I'm saying, I thought to myself, I saw this in my mind's eye. Like I always feel so right and so where I'm supposed to be when I'm on stage. So once I found and accepted that I wasn't a warrior and that I was I was a magician Yeah, I was I was a I was that I was I heard your heart. No I was a comic and somebody said your masculinity comes from your comedy, dude Stop trying to be this war. You're not in Kennedy. Yeah, you know, I'm not even physically

built to deal with the cold. I wouldn't last 10 is a guy who can fucking deal with the cold and deal with lack of sleep and carry 200 pounds on his back. I'm a pretty athletic guy for a fucking, but that means I'm an athletic guy like a dancer is. I'm not a fucking, I'm a cat, not a bull. And so even my physicality would betray me. Like your body and your mind are like, dude,

you know why I would never be a great athlete? Yes, I physically, even if I had the physicality, the reason I wouldn't be a great athlete is I overthink shit. I'm a head case. I'm a fucking It the pressure came on I would cite myself out. I would choke if I was a tennis player I'd be like don't miss to serve don't miss to serve. That's because I have an imagination Because I'm crazy. Yes, but I better be crazy if I'm gonna be a comic and surprise the fuck out of audience

Yeah over and over again with somehow I keep finding ways to do yeah Yes. But I better be crazy if I'm gonna be a comic and surprise the fuck out of audience. Yeah. Over and over again with somehow I keep finding ways to do. Yeah. I need to be a crazy mother. Yeah, that is interesting. Like, well, what? Like, your perspective in the way like you think of it. Like, I do it.

Like, I hold on to stand up comedy so much because it's like, I don't know, I feel like every day I'm just learning something about myself and one thing I've like learned is like You know, I'm like oh no one can ever define you no one ever like no matter what anyone says yeah about you No one can ever fucking define you and if they do oh well as long as you know who the fuck you are You know what I mean then there what anyone else says does not matter that's what I fucking learned. And so it makes me think of comedy in this fun, dope way. And it's like, oh, I can talk about real shit.

I can talk about my life. I can talk about fucking. Oh, yeah. Buse of stuff. I can talk about my dad being a prisoner for 17 years. I can tell my dad's shit. Why can't I? Correct.

You know, because I'm able to define him because it's my life. That's right. That's how I like think of it. You know? That's the way to do it because it's my life. That's right. That's that's how I like think of it You know, that's the way to do it. I mean, that's the whole point. Yeah, that what's cool about writing and stand up and all that shit is that you start to Get a real sense of the questions that you are preoccupied with Yeah, you get a sense of the questions you're trying to answer and you get a sense of what you actually honestly revere and what you honestly fear and what you at the core of your being want to be versus who you

are pretending to be right so that's kind of what it is what it is shift for you this fucking I don't want to be this fucking warrior anymore or like I'm or just understanding but you're not this fucking warrior anymore or like I'm or just understanding But sure I'm not this fucking boy. I'm sure you're realizing I didn't want to be an actor. I didn't like the process. I mean realizing that Just like taking inventory, but I'm such a late starter, dude. My biggest flaw Wouldn't you be late later in the entertainment? No in my own brain Oh. My biggest flaw, the other good thing is learning what you're the worst at. And my biggest flaw is I was very optimistic

about the world. I suffer from something called wishful thinking and the universe is all bliss and loves me. No, it doesn't. The fundamental difference between the people I know that are super successful like Rogan and me, is that Rogan always looked at the world as a very dangerous place and looked at the cost of certain,

like of not being buttoned down. And you was able to move it strategically. Of not being late, of not being very honest and direct with what you want, of not setting goals and going for them, regardless of friendship or anything. You know, like, I gotta hit this done, very honest and direct with what you want, of not setting goals and going for them, regardless of friendship or anything. You know, like, I gotta get this done,

I gotta get my job done, being disciplined, was that he was very aware that if you don't do that, the result might be the worst possible outcome you can imagine. For me, I never entertain the idea that anything bad could happen at all. And the truth is, when you hate that way, you're still a child in a way.

You're still being a boy. You're still being naive. Uh huh. Right? So what I would have said is, I would have, if I would go back to my life and say, Brian, you're 21, I'd say, first of all, shut the fuck up and listen more.

That's fine. Number two, I didn't have any problem with discipline and accomplishment. I would set my, I'm disciplined and I'm accomplished. This is another one. Never be late. Never be late. Number three, there is a very bad side to a lot of people

and a good side. Beware of their bad side. Yeah. Not everybody is as nice. Not everybody looks at the world like bunny rabbits and fucking roses like you do you naive little bitch. But it's not. It's not. It's not. Cause I'm not. I can't. I'm a better person. It's a.

It's not. It's because some people's lives are bad. And it turns them bad or it turns them bad or it turns them selfish or it turns them fucking dangerous. Oh, I can only fucking imagine if I had to get help with my fucking anger. Oh my God, I could only fucking imagine. There you go. The time of hers.

I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't be sitting next to you. And there's no way you fucking hell. Right. And the third thing I would have said is, and I was pretty good at this, but the fourth thing I would have said is, you better follow through and get super serious

about everything and put that stuff ahead of trying to make everybody happy and trying to get everybody to like you, which my biggest problem, my biggest problem is I wanted everybody to like me. No matter what. That's a fucking, that's a fucking thing. I want all wanted everybody to like me. No matter what. That's a fucking thing. I wanted all the girls to like me.

I wanted all the guys to like me. And I would do and say whatever it was just to be the guy who walked in the room and everybody smiled at. Okay. That's called the self-esteem. That's like, that's low self-esteem. You wanted to and did you assume everyone liked you? They did like me.

I never had a problem getting, like David off said that was I was flee office And my friends would always say even the biggest assholes in the room like you that's not a problem I was good at making people yeah, because I like them. I like people. Yeah, and I was No, but there is no like like Bill. I'm saying that there's no the wrong liking people. Yeah, we have expression I think Jesus said it Never cast pearls before swine. I didn't read the Bible. Yeah, but you know what that means don't cast pearls before swine Don't cast beautiful things in front of pigs Like me mean pearls are beautiful. They're a gem

Don't don't don't present them to a pig. A pig doesn't know what to do with it. Yeah, okay, okay. Only reserve your, reserve, so cast pearls before a swine means to offer something very valuable to someone who is unable to appreciate that value. Yeah, most often the phrase rendered as the admonition,

don't cast your pearls before a swine meaning, don't offer what you hold dear to someone who won't appreciate it. That's all I did my whole life. Yeah. And all I wanted was everybody to like me. And once I got my closest people to like me, my friends, but especially my family, I was like, I got you already.

Let me go make this stranger like me. Okay. Because it made me feel safe, because it made me feel wanted, because it made me feel special. Or whatever it was, who cares what the psychology was, who gives it shit, but it was bad. See, I had a chip on my shoulder.

I just assumed everyone, I just assumed that everyone was fucking against me. That has its own trap. And I was just like, hey, I'll fucking kill you. That has its own trap. Yeah, that's how I was. Like, I just assumed people were like, out to fucking get me you know and I mean obviously

you fucking know where it stems from but yeah that's how I never thought they're like oh I want everybody like me you know I like I didn't give a fuck you like me I assume that you didn't and I was just like ready for it it's good you know that's just how I look look what look how you grew up but I'm but that's I mean I don't think that's like the warrior thing. I don't know like where I stay. You're an artist who was put in a very dangerous situation where you're trouble breathing. I mean, come on. I was that way to an extent only because of the way, a little bit of the chaos that I grew up with,, I just wanted order and I wanted routine. I never had order or routine. What, like, did you look at something and go like,

hey, these are like fucking, I don't know, G.I. Joe or something and just go, yeah, I want to be that fucking warrior. My dad was a huge marine and a very big, long man. I forget that, yeah, yeah. He was the kind of guy that, he was a man's man and it was effortless for him.

He didn't notice the cold. He didn't know. was effortless for him. He didn't notice the cold. He straight up fucking warrior. He didn't notice the cold. He didn't notice, I remember he wouldn't even notice what he was, he couldn't even taste the food. He was just like, he didn't notice those things. He could wear a fucking, you could throw a wool, a coarse wool rope around this fucking dick

and he'd be like, I can't notice it. He was just a big, strong, other fucking face. Loud, aggressive dude. He was, yeah, he was successful too. Like he was, he was just, like his shoes were size 14, and they were leather, and they smelled like English leather.

Everything about him, he had that, you know, if he smoked a pipe, it was like, he smelled like tobacco, metal, and leather. You know what I'm saying? And I couldn't ever understand how this fucking guy was so big, and also just, he was taller than everybody. He was also bigger. He was also not afraid.

He was. He was six four, right? Yeah, but he was six four, but like a just a natural bone, like his elbows, like a Josh heart. You know, like a Josh, you know, like a Josh, or a net, or a net. Like, I thought like that would be the biggest. Where you look at him around other people and you go,

like even if he's not 66, he's 64, but he's got a size 14 shoe that's much wider than he's got to get special shoes, a huge head. You know, just strong, like slow, strong, like a Frankenstein. That's just how he fucks it, you just. just strong, like slow, strong, like Frankenstein. That's just how he fucks it. Yeah. And that was his him.

Yeah. It was like, yeah, but also his voice would carry. He was an overwhelming presence. He had a lot of charisma, knew a lot. You know, and so I think when you're a boy and you're very different than that, right? When your father's a giant, like a lion or something, like in your mind, he physically represents a lion, or physically represents a bear,

and you're more about just a- Like a fuck. You're like the kind of cat that slinks around night, because there's too many fucking packs of dogs. Yeah. I don't know how to explain it. This is such a weird thing to say, but even as a boy, I was a natural vegetarian.

When I would smell meat being cooked, you ran away. I just was like, man, I don't like that smell. Really? Yeah. You handle me when I don't fucking eat meat? You know, even my meat now has to be grass-fed. I'm a, my clothing has to be soft.

Yeah. It means... I'm just more sensitive and I was ashamed of being sensitive. I was ashamed of my natural... I knew something that was fucking never learned. Or it's all. Yeah, but I'm glad we're talking about this so that young people can realize that there's no right way.

You've got to find out who the fuck are you? Yeah, who the fuck are you? You may not be creative either. You might be somebody who's better at facilitating and helping creative. You might be a natural warrior. You might like some kids. Oh, I noticed that when I coached cheers,

there were some kids, I know it's cheerleading or whatever, most people don't know about it. But when I would coach it, I could just tell, by the way, a kid would walk into practice, I go it, like I could just tell by the way a kid would walk, walk in, walk into practice, I go, oh, you could just tell. Yes. And then obviously those kids ended up like not succeeding at it at all, you know, and eventually I was just like,

I hope that I just hope they find their way. And it's like, you look at it, like, I don't, like, you've done like what, judo wrestling and stuff like that. I'm pretty sure you've been around guys where they just walk in and you can fucking tell. I taught Typlano. Yeah, so yeah, I can look at you. I'm like, I'm fucked.

Sorry, Typlano, I said judo. I'm like, this guy's got no flexibility and no power. There's what I'm saying, yeah. Like if you were a mathematician, you were gonna be too tight. If you were like a, a, an artist who painted, if you were a painter, like a, like a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, artistic end-math together and some people you just don't want to fuck with yeah And if you had a bad childhood you're probably gonna kick through my body. Yeah That was me I was watching I was watching four Kings yeah, herns haggler four Kings herns haggler Durand Leonard

What is that? A documentary about marvelous Marvin Hagler. Mm-hmm Roberta Durand Sugar Ray Leonard, and Tommy Herndt, Tommy the Hitman Herndt, and they were the four great boxes of their era. Is this new? And it's amazing. And all those motherfuckers right there,

every one of those motherfuckers came from less than nothing, less than nothing, less. And some people get destroyed by it, and other people go, I'm gonna punch my way out of this. Right? It's like, it's all depends, like here. So some kids do really well with discipline and order in a household.

They do super well with like discipline, and they do really well with a routine. Like, you're waking up this time, and they can fall into that with no problem, right? Those are the kids usually that do really well in the military, law enforcement, things like that. Artists tend to not do well. That's fucks them up. They, they, you'll develop resentment in them and they will run from that shit. And you'll lose them. So, you know, you got to, that's the other thing about having kids, you got to see what their natural, what is their

natural proclivity? What are they, you know, how do they do best? Oh wait, I love the fucking world of boxing. I know like, to some people it's like a dime brief, but I love, I still like love like hell. Those guys were the best, especially, and then the guy who probably, I mean, they were all amazing, but Durran, and I was like, when I watched that fight of Wilder Fury III or whatever, I really loved that fucking fight.

You see how he just punched, see that? So he's doing this, so they'll teach you like, what are you looking at? No space between look, look, no space between my chin and my shoulder. Yeah, you almost knocked me out the other day. Yeah, look, look, no, that's what they see that. Uh-huh. the other day. That's what they see that. I just, now his hands down here because he's with distance, he's fine, but we're here. Hey, you're pretty fucking quick, because I tried to swing at you. Don't ever forget that. I try, hey, I try to

fucking swing it. I got fast, switch my, I did my genome. I did my, how the fucking do that? Any countered? Yeah,, yeah, I'm so hot. You fucking countered. Slow, slow. So I tried to test you with my, you know, just off, based off of my, you know, my body. I got body. And why does my, this lighting makes me so depressed. Can we get better? We changed it.

Yeah, we did change it. You already, you already fucking do you move on the left side? You scooted on that side and all that. Oh, maybe because I'm looking at the terrible monitor. Yeah, the monitor sucks. Don't go off the monitor. Yeah, the monitor sucks. Go off the monitor. Yeah, the monitor sucks.

Hey, look at the monitor. Hey, I need, hey, this is an announcement to anybody listening. I need a good videographer and an editor, and I'm hiring. I need somebody to shoot. And I'm doing a bunch of shit for different brands. I have sort of, I'm coming up with ways to market funny. You can find any funny assets. I'm coming up with ways to market funny. You could find funny assets. I'm coming up with really funny ads.

Yeah, there's so many of those fucking cats out here. But I need somebody I can really work with. I need somebody who can really, even somebody who understands filmmaking and direction, I need a good editor and I need a really good videographer. So just DM you on your, Yeah, DM me. Okay.

DM me or email me at br Kellan at gmail.com Can I ask you something? Do you want to give that in there? You're email? I give it. I've given it a bunch of. Why will people that hit me out? If I were you, I'd just keep your IG in there. No, I'd just keep my email fuck it.

I mean, you can create a fucking second one of it. Hit me at Brian Kellan at gmail.com. It's easy. Look, at the end of the day, you've got to fucking second one if you can. Hit me at BrianKellinatgmail.com. It's easy. Look, at the end of the day, you gotta get your nutrition in. You have to. And I don't have time. I really truly don't have time to eat all the fruits and vegetables. It needs something quick.

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Yes, and five free travel packets Green's dot com slash fighter at letter greens dot com slash fighter get him now I got a question for you. So did you did you wear the sandals today because Brendan isn't coming? No, because my planner fascia at us, but it's I think it's a hundred percent No, because there's times where he's called you out on your sandals today because Brendan isn't coming? No, because my planner fascia, I think it's 100% cute. No, because there's times where he's called you out on your sandals and you change your shoes. Well, first of all, I should be wearing my toehold flip flops. Tollhold. That's the only flip flops.

Yeah. I'm gonna get there. I'll get everybody something. No, you won't. Oh, you won't, where? No. Why would I wear a fucking toehold? You never catch me in some open toe fucking sandals.

All right, well. As a black man in America? Good for you. No, I'll sit. Good for you. I'll sit. I'm all fucking toe hoe right you never catch me some open toe fucking sandals? All right, well as a black man in America. No, I'll set I'll set I'm all set in that funny. I'll all set over in that black man in America. You gotta eat camera It's like it's like they were alligator. It's like the masculinity thing. What if they were alligator? If they were alligator, I got it. I'm not my dad'm not, my dad would. He rocked it. All right. Wait, what is this, uh, toe hole? What is this, this is a different company. What is it? Oh, toe hole is a company.

Yeah. Oh, I thought it was a style of suit. They make like really amazing. I thought it was the uh, like quality flip flop. The fucking flip flops where you put your feet in and so. Now, the toe hole makes like, saw what a crocodile flip flops,

they make alligator flip flops, they make fucking everything. They got an African leather's, you don't get like, what was I supposed to help this shit out or something? I don't want to go into it, but it's a long story about plan and fashion status, but I'm 100% better, I think.

You're harder for so better. Yeah, pretty much. You are? Yeah. All right, I'll trust you. When your shoes constrict, sometimes your toes like this, it cuts off the blood to you So like if you jump in the air if you jump in the air your foot get fucked up

You just do a simple jump now right now. I can know like but like that's how bad that shit is it was I'd wake up and I was like I can't walk Well, I'm glad you're good now. Oh, yeah You know, I mean your feet are you can feed again better your teeth are better. Mm-hmm. He's just doing it all I got this I got two more months this shit two more months. Yes dumb It is really funny man. I want new hair Listen there are so one of my boys. I don't want to say his name because I want to out him because he fucking He might be being but being bears, but he's going to out him because he fucking he might be being being bears But he's going to sweeten and he's doing it for like three grand

No, I know the best hair guy on the planet. It's not bad. You do? It's not bad. I still would have to get the hair taken from back here and put in here It's fine and that's the way they do it. I know I just again. It's like Takes a long time So how do you want something? We don't want to go through the fucking process? I want them to clone hair. You want them to what? I want them to be able to clone fucking hair.

Like make my hair grow hair. I want to grow my own hair. You want them to put something on you to where your hair is like. Yeah, man. Yeah, I do. Like a garden. You want a garden.

You want a fucking garden. Plant the garden. Yeah, what a garden. I want a fucking garden plant the seeds That's what you want you want to come in with seeds and shit. I don't know. They have that well, you know They have to they have to use your hair hair now. I got back your hair now. I got to wait Because when I did this shit, I was 40 but also What's wrong with this longer than 40? What's wrong with this nothing? I'm cute What's there's nothing I don't know here's the thing about getting over she's home. All right, drop it on me Let me explain to you. I'm 35. Yeah now for 35 is good It's a lot of how you could look amazing you look better at 40 you could look better

Right you could you get every day from here on out you could be getting stronger in better shape more flexible Okay, it comes a point in your life at a certain age You get every day from here on out, you can be getting stronger in better shape, more flexible. Okay. That comes a point in your life at a certain age. It's like the red queen problem in Alesson, Wonderland. You got to run as fast as you can, just to stay in the same place. Yeah.

When you get to a certain age, every single fucking minute, minute, that passes. You ready for this? Every minute, every every day every year No matter what you do No matter what drugs you're on No matter what you do every single minute you get a little uglier and a little weaker Hey, I said it. I mean if you were beautiful. I don't know. That's a wait a minute hold on

That's this is where I fucking real steroids coming I mean, if you were beautiful, I don't know, I'm like, wait a minute, hold on. This is where fucking real steroids come in. I think you and Jamie Foxx are the same age, look at him. Yeah, Jamie Foxx is special. Look at that guy. You fucking joking me, hold this. Oh, yeah, it's over 50. Hold on.

Well, that guy's a doctor and he does nothing but steroids. I don't think he looks good look at all the human growth Look at how stomach is his nipples, too. Is nipples are long? Well, you have kind of is that really is that really that dude? Yeah, you had got a master. I think and he had to probably have it operate on Wait, no, no, is that really that dude the same guy the nose is like this different look different lost a lot of weight to though I mean you know you lose weight in your nose. I think so what? We go good. There's no fucking way that that's all Roy's, but it's all good like It's all good 74 year old body man. Wow that guy's incredible

Well, it's like that guy hold on go back to the guy with the fucking bald head in the mustache that guy Where we're bald head in the last time? Yeah, how old is that motherfucker? Over 50. You got to love that dude. Over 50 work out. He already had a great body, and he just kept, you know, doing it. He doesn't even look like he's that, he doesn't even look like he's doing that many.

Yeah, he looks like just a good body. Yeah. Yeah, some of these guys get a little crazy, but. So you just, you're satisfied with where you're at? Never. Never said that. They want you to try to look like that. I'd have to get on the old juice

and then I have to do it the right way, which I will eventually. You won't. I will eventually. I doubt you will, Brian. Brian, Brian. There's no way in fucking hell, you're just gonna start at 55.

Well, it's not a great look to me when somebody is really old and they're that muscular. I just don't get it. It's like, alright. He doesn't look bad. Oh. This guy that's in the picture right here. He didn't look that old either. Yeah.

I think maybe, see, I have mixed with, my feeling that some, in some ways, in some ways I kinda wanna be the kinda guy that I just don't wanna be afraid of death. And I feel like this is all fucking. You're saying these are guys that are afraid of death? Yeah, you're doing your best not to get old. No, I think they're just like, hey, let's fucking, why not? I only got a few more decades left.

That's what I think. I mean, I just don't feel like I need it. I got energy, but maybe, maybe I fucking will get on the old sauce. I've been a 50 year old women bodybuilders and see what they're popping on. Look at that guy down there, wait, go down. Where?

Right here, go down right to there. Look at that guy. Hold exactly. You got a lot of that one. I'm sorry. After the age of 40. So I'm not sure. He's yeah, he's got. I got four. I said he's got he's got to be like late 50s. Yes. Yeah. Or how about six? Yeah. He's got to be in the 60s. Yeah. That's impressive. And you sell it, Chipotle. You want women? Yeah.

Let's see what deal of that. Oh, man. This is tough. That's pretty cool. She looks amazing. That's pretty cool. That's impressive. Go back to that lady right there. I mean, that's impressive. Let me see more of what she's about.

Look at her face. All right, it might be Photoshopped. I like, I find- I ain't been rowing with that. No. You can do a lot of, you can do a lot of, transform your body, you can eat right and do all that. Hey, what's up, ma?

I can't do that. It's a lot of work. She got Asian. Oh, damn. All right, so, Angela, that's a lot of work. She had Asian. Oh, damn. All right, so that is, that's an aggressive amount of fucking work. Yeah. What would you call that warrior mentality?

She's 61. She's 61. 61. That's him. Humbrian, what's that? Would you call that warrior mentality? Mental? No.

No, I would call that fear of death and fear of mortality. And I would call that sort of, you know, it's a form of armor that you are building because in some ways reality is a little bit too much to bear for all of us. Some people rage against the night. We all do it in our own way. Here's what everybody wants. Ready?

What's everybody want? What's everybody love more than anything else? More than anything else? The close. That's in the area. What does everybody want? They love it more than their own children in many ways. It's why they love their children.

You can make the argument Health and mortality Everyone wants to live forever. It's why your work is important if you're an artist or you know It's why your legacy is important. It's why your kids are important You pass on your genes. Yeah, some strange thing in us that wants we have this ego that makes us go I want to fucking. You could call it ego, you could call it the will. You could call this, yeah, you could call this

this sort of will, this drive, this is like that great thing. It's like we have a drive to stay alive and to last. And so what that happens there is you have to, that's a full-time job. You have to eat, you have to make money to last. And so what that hat, what happens there is you, you have to, that's a full-time job. You have to eat. You have to make money to eat. You have to procreate. You have to, um, and then you have to have like shelter. You have to go to the bathroom. You have to sleep. Yeah. If you think about all that it takes, all the time it takes just to stay alive. Just to keep your body at the kind of temperature it needs to be just to thrive, right?

And then you know when we forget we're human, when do we forget we're human? When do we forget that we're biological machines that need to be fed and stuff like that? Think about it. He literally asks us how to like, he's a teacher. What are the moments we stay alive for? Go ahead.

I was like, you fuck my kids. When we connect, when we fall in love, those moments, right? When you have deep, deep connection intimacy with somebody, you forget, you have to go to the bathroom, you forget everything. But we also have those moments when we are creating or witnessing great art, great music, great film,

great painting, or a great story. You say that's what we don't feel here. Because you're wrapped, you're enraptured. You're enraptured. It's like you ever have that where you listen to a song and you can't believe people don't believe in God You know how the fuck you know what I'm saying like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like dance It's like a great song. Yeah, and it's it hits you in a way that kind of takes you out of yeah out of like kind of an out of body Yes, great film. Yeah great film the change the way you look at life where you come out of the film and you go

I got a fucking I gotta wake up. And you're just like, yeah, I need to fucking do something. Yeah. Romance, adventure, drama. You know what's so funny when I was younger? I used to fucking believe in romcom so much, and I thought that was like how. But that is, it's no, it's not.

But no, it's an ideal that you're reaching for. So rom comes to two things. What do they do? They make you laugh and cry. And then when they're not making you laugh and cry, they're really good. There's that in between space and that I call awe. Uh huh.

Right? That moment where you, where like you're laughing, because it's so funny and that's it's own, that's it's own hypnosis. Crying because it's so beautiful or it's so sad or life is just like that and it reminds you of something that deep sorrow, but that deep sorrow is so fucking moving, right? And then there's that in-between things, which is like this feeling, like if there is a God, it must look something like that.

Like when somebody wins against all odds, and it's a feeling of glory, and you just start crying because it's too much for you to handle. For me, I guess what Ronco's what it did for me, it didn't let me be realistic about. But you shouldn't be sometimes. Who the fuck wants to be realistic in this?

When it goes like, love and shit? Fuck it. What do you mean, fuck it? You don't stay alive for being real. You stay alive for the ideal. You stay alive so you can be taken away somewhere. And I guess I'm talking to like 13-year-olds Chappelle.

Where I was just asked how to like 13 year old Chappelle. I was just where I would just ask out of a fucking girl in a heartbeat. Yeah, there would be no buildup, no talk, no fucking. I was like, Hey, you want to be my girlfriend? Well 13 year old Chappelle might know something that 35 year old Chappelle forgot. What is that, right? I don't know. That that the belief in true love. What is that? What are are you saying just shoot your shot believe you have believe in true love optimism The truth of how you feel and following through with it. I don't fucking know Is this too much to house this podcast been it's good. It's a good conversation It's a good cover story to what you say good back story on both of you

Comedy all that good stuff. I gotta get on it. I'm playing it 445. Okay. Oh yeah, you're, it's all good. Yeah, you're, what do we got? Out of town, yeah. Our first thing we got a blast is I real quick. We have a show called Cats After Dark with

Chappelle, Cat, myself, Meatball and Nick. That's on the Thick Boy YouTube channel, so if you guys want to check it out, it's a lot of fun. Also Brian, if you ever want to come on, you're gonna be fine. Please Brian, come on. Jonah, that gonna be fine. Please Brian, come on. Jonah, eh, that'd be sick. Let me play this game.

Let me play this game. Yeah, come on. Literally just walk over there after the show. Yeah, he was just having fun. All right, the first one is Chris Rocks. First, I guess the first time he said anything about the whole, the Will Smith slap. And it was at his show, all sold out too.

Someone called a fucking video of it? Yeah, these assholes. I know, but at least they didn't keep the common part in. He got to start crying. Really? Yeah, I guess it was a five minute standing ovation. He.

How was your weekend? I don't have like a bunch of shit about what happened. So if you came to hear that, I'm not, I don't have like a bunch of shit about what happened So if you came to hear that, I'm not, I had like a whole show I wrote before This weekend And I'm still kind of processing what happened like I am. Oh, so that's something I know took a long picture. And it's not necessarily something. So crystal.

Of course. Oh, New beers areith laughing after Will. Slap Chris Rock. Oh yeah, there was a rap report posted. Damn. There was another angle where he just talked to rap by the way. Yeah. All right.

Right here. What's that just next f***ing up? I think people thought it was a joke Wow, she should have kept that same energy during the joke that's fucking every time I see that fucking clip I don't like it. I don't like it. It's just fucking it's so trash like he's fucking I get I but also listen I know that level of like anger I get that because I've set off I know that level of anger, I get that, because I've set off, you know, pre-anger management, not within recent, okay? Not within recent.

Pre-anger management, it's like set off just emotionally, that's all it was. Like all of it's just reacting off of emotion and not fucking, so I do get the fact of like getting to this point where you've boiled up so much, and then fucking, you know, you just fucking react. But I mean, I don't know, I just think the whole situation is fucking.

Christian, I'm like, I'm fucking. At Christian, at Christian, at Christian, at Christian, they're like, okay, I'm going to. Jada. Hahaha. Who's? Hahaha. Who's?

Jane. I got this great Jane statue. I said, you guys are so jaded. I said, jaded. I didn't say jada. Hey, is Jay Z&L? How are you getting you, Will? Did you see that video where he talked about like being bullied or picked on? There's some...

Who, which one? Chris Rock. He talked about like being bullied and picked on when he was like younger, which is like obviously I think inspired... Conno. Everybody hates Chris. Everybody hates Chris. You know, just kind of made the funny of it and took the power of it

But it was an interesting clip. I wish I knew well the whole thing was very strange I think was something with DL Hewley that did yeah, it was strange but All right, what else is an update on that kid that drove to the tornado? Oh, yeah, yeah They gave him a brand new Chevy This is the shit brand new Chevy Silverado. Good.

Like, like maxed out to. That's great. And they donated $15,000 to him as well. Damn. Really? Yeah. Cause he has a back fracture. He has a what?

Yeah. Oh shit. He has a what? A back fracture. Oh, I don't you say back flat. Damn. I was like back flat. Yeah.

Oh shit. And then also there's a GoFundMe that is, he's a school dude and that's already past $30,000. Damn dude, the best thing that happened to him. Yeah. Beautiful. That was like a shot of these in the interview dog. That was fantastic man.

That's you, fuck. Hey, so truck-proof. You listen. A lot of people don't have that level of fucking work I think these days. I know dude. Damn motherfucker. I'm impressed.

He's the hope for the new generation. Keep going. Because he's what, he's in high school. Yes, 16. Yeah, he's. That motherfucker. I'm impressed. He's the hope for the new generation. Keep going. Because he's what? He's in high school? Yes, 16. Yeah, he's 16 years old. Think about that. He looks like he's ever been a 40, but he's a little older. I mean, that's a little older. That's the oldest, 16-year-old actor.

You know what? Your kids come through you. Some kids are born to be artists. Now there's warriors, now there's to be 40. It is bloody what I saw. What I saw. The kids are born to look like a malaise man. And that's how it is. Just make that.

Some kids are 16 are born to be artists. So there's a born to be a middle-aged man with a bunch of kids. What I saw that big shot was like, did he, did he address that? No, it's a big kid right there. Yeah, it's a big boy. All right. That's why he survived that shit. A big boy. All right. That's why he survived that shit.

So this Asian American journalist who's been with this ABC affiliate called Como for I think over 20 years, he was fired because he did a story about the prod boys. He did a story about. He was fired. So what is the ship is alive and what? I guess so he was doing a Twitter kind of live tweaking about the whole thing. That's the thing that could happen in.

Yeah. The daily wire's gonna pick him up right now. You know what? This makes me think about, let me see, then go back and do it. Can you read all that clip, man? Yeah, go ahead and read it. Joe, a reporter for 20 years created a photo montage

with sound from the march to end his day. And the clips he included music from the rally that included his song calls, we'll have our home again. Although Cho is unfamiliar with the tune, it is allegedly played frequently at Pride Boy rallies in similar gatherings. I wanted to simply capture a moment in time

with authentic visuals and sounds. It was clearly misinterpreted by some online. Because of the uproar, Closedhead, his news director told him to take down all his social media related to the Proud Boys rally he did so but was fired the following day I've been a journalist now from more than 20 years that there was a Ku Klux Klan rally and cross-burning at Seattle Center in downtown I would be the first person there to cover the event my job is to present all sides not just the one that aligns with my values or worldview event. My job is to present all sides, not just the one that aligns with my values or world view. Joe added that he has covered on Tiva violence and destruction in the city

as well. My problem arises when any group or side tries to silence me for simply trying to show what's happening. At the end of the day, all I can do is shine a light on issues that matter to the community fairly and accurately. Hey, Daily Wire, pick him up. That's a great journalist. And I love when when Wokeville does dumb shit like this, it just shows you how fucking stupid they are. Brian, have you heard of Darryl Davis, right? No. The black general. Yes.

He's amazing. He's one of my heroes. Like, pick about that. Like I love his fucking story and what he's done. Yeah, he's incredible and all he did like as a black man Yeah, he goes and then it goes to these And all he says is like I'm just trying to get to know what you guys do. I love it He's and like he learns all this shit and and and

Documents it and he's talked about and he has a story to fucking tell and it's like, that's a unique part. And I guess like over 200 something gentlemen have left the KKK. Yeah. Because it, but that's just based off him having a conversation with them. Yeah, yeah.

And sometimes he changes, he changes minds and dumb dums at this news station and they're so fucking dumb. These morons who fire a chau, this moron, the director and all those all you fucking sheep, dumbdums, you're doing zero, nothing to make the world more equal. You're doing zero to make the more, more old, more fairer, equitable or less racist. You are the dumbest virtue signaling losers. You are liars and they are just the worst people.

So the worst people, they only do worse than the KKK, are those motherfuckers that fired that guy because they're coward, spying on this little bitch. There's this guy, okay. You never said how I feel. Was that, was that clear enough? Like when I think about that, Darryl Davis situation

and you know, just through conversation, genuine conversation, just asking these clan members questions, just asking them questions. He let them talk. They were able to hear themselves and then they go, what the fuck am I doing? Yeah. You know what I mean? That's like the progress.

That's what that is. Of course it is. It makes you feel like an anger management. When I would hear the things I would say, when they would ask me a question, like, oh, so that's how you react to me. You know what? Just basic.

Like just change the way you do it. They didn't come at me with aggression and be like, oh, you know, cause that's not how that works. But when you just, just all he did was fucking cover something and they're like, you're giving a voice to the proud boys.

Oh. And their leader is an Afro Cuban guy, by the way, it's hilarious. Anyway, I can't deal with these motherfuckers. They bring afro back. They're so, they are the worst kind of people because they're liars. They're acting like they're doing something that's actually helping. You know, you're not.

You're worse than the proud boys you fucking you hypocrites I hate people All right, this is a sad story pretty sad story so Bruce Willis had to retire from acting because as aphasia You knew okay, he's got what he's for a long time. He doesn't he can't form words and he can't understand what you're saying It's really awful. It's very sad. He's got a long time he doesn't he can't form words and he can't understand what you're saying. It's really awful It's very sad. He's got a very bad It's it's a it's a degenerative disease. It's like how do you even catch it? Dimension he stopped being able to really talk or understand lines. I mean, is something you're born with that just come to a time I heard that the last couple movies he did,

he had to wear an earpiece and they fed him the lines of that, right? That's right. Damn. Yeah. And now he's got no point where it's very difficult. He doesn't know how old is he now? He's 61, 64, I don't know. He sucks, man.

67. Yeah. Yeah. He's a good actor and a good guy for my hair. All right. This I thought was very interesting. This is according to Ukraine's security service. They're saying that some Russian soldiers were caught in the audio saying stuff about the

soldiers in Ukraine, the Russian soldier in Ukraine. They're saying they're incompetent and a bunch of other crap here, you see. Wait, so Russians don't know why they're there. Yeah, these guys are young men who don't have any idea why they're there. They don't want to be there. It's so bad that Russians are getting killed too. Are we going to totally shit themselves? They're lost as many wounded as some Russian soldier was telling his wife.

And then, you know, the whole army is stupid. No one among us is left. Some Russian soldier was telling his wife and then the whole army is stupid. No one among us is left. They'll keep going until all of us just kill the tells his mother. The whole army with us is stupid morons. Yeah. It's such a bummer. It's so sad because they don't want to be there.

Yeah. Of course they do. The Ukrainians don't want to be there fighting them. Yeah. Let them go home. Stop this. The Huck dude. Yeah, you know what I do I was like I would try to find a I just probably just try to find like a like a what Parkable and I'd be like hey guys can I shack up a couple of horns over?

Oh, no, I got I got captured by some hot Ukrainian girls. It was terrible. They made me cook the whole time and I had to cook They made me cook the whole time and I had to cook That's what you want. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'm That's so cold. I'm not telling me that Like it just captured me dude send me home and Related to this so Putin signed a decree and listening 100 he's gonna and list a hundred thirty four thousand five hundred men From April to like July. Yeah, he's a real humanitarian from April to like July. Yeah, he's a real humanitarian.

I was fucking so stressful to fucking listen. So, Lensky's willing to give them, is willing to claim you claim a neutral territory, but now he wants to fucking keep going. I don't know. Okay. I didn't see this video, but I saw this,

they've floating around. So this is a Florida high school. And so let's just read about what happened here first. So witnesses say the runner in the first place yelled at the athlete in black to move. But when the next lap came around, the guy appeared to purposely get in the way of the runner by standing on the track

and then the runner then pushed the athlete in black to get him out of the way. And then that's when this thing happened. Oh, okay. This is it. Oh fuck around. So he's sm this thing happened. Oh, okay. There's that. Oh, fuck around. So you're smacking it from behind, which is it?

I hate that again, sucker punching. Good dad in the background. Are you fucking kidding me? Fucking kidding me. Okay, fast enough. Keep someone's let's keep going guys! Wow, I mean what do you do at that point? Dana Keds video of the homie the shit earlier? That's that's losing her shit. Yeah

Yeah, no idea what's gonna happen to him though. Not good Well, yeah, there it is, kids. Is there one or the last one here? In April, there's going to be an option to write ex-gender on a passport, yeah. Wait, what? You're gender-ex-gender. Binary or just ex. So it's not just male or female on your passport.

You could be... Good luck trying to get in some countries to that. They're going to be like, uh... What is this? We don't recognize this. So, so countries are fucking. Oh yeah, is real in shit, like they won't fly. They just look at it or they just be like, all right, whatever.

I don't think Interpol is gonna talk with that. So, Brendan, Shobby friends friends April 6th at the Hollywood improv, I think you'll be on it, we'll be on it whenever, doing the damn thing. Then he's in Phoenix April 14th through the 16th at Stand Up Live, and then he's at Moontower, Comedy Festival April 22nd through the 23rd,

and then he's in Philly May 19th through the 21st at Helium Comedy Club. And then the other Helium. That's good. That's good. Oh, I'm going to be in Tampa. I'll be in Tampa. 15 and 16. That's a Friday Saturday.

Two shows Friday. Two shows Saturday. Get your tickets at brankcom.com. T-FatKZ. That's FATKZ. This was stopping me. That was a good one. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. I'm goingfackezi.com. Tfackezi. Tfackezi.

Fatkaze.com. These were sobbing me out of that. That's all right. Tampa Florida, then Port Charlotte, Florida, at the Misani Comedy Theater, April 21, 23rd. That's the next weekend on the Florida again. Then Las Vegas, Nevada, Wise Guys, Comedy Club, April 28 to 30.

I'm in Vegas and I'm in Florida. Let's go. All right, April 8th and April 9th, I'll be in Salt Lake City, which is next weekend, get your damn tickets, Salt Lake City. Why guys? Comedy Club, I love that damn club. May 6th through 7th, new Comedy Club in San Diego called

Mike Drop Comedy Club. And then I'll be doing a one-nighter in the hometown, Bay 12th, at Phoenix Stand Up Live. Thank you. All right, sign off. It's sign off. All right, kids, this is the batter and the kid. It's the batter and the chipelle. This is the kid and the chipelle.

Hey, we're getting the cheerleader. Yeah, kid and the cheerleader. God bless. Kidnitch, good leader. God bless.