The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 786

Episode Date: April 4, 2022

The guys talk Brendan's trip to Mexico and new obsession with bidet's, Tiger's jiu jitsu, Bryan's spikeball skills and recent DMT and mushroom trips, giant kangaroos, Logan Paul's WWE debut, BTS having to enlist in the South Korean army and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Got a whole lot of love. Oh, no, no, no. Got a whole lot of love. Name that band, Brian. Oh, let me say, I don't know. That's exactly what I was just making sure you knew.rying. Oh, let me see. Oh, I don't know. That's definitely. Okay, I was just making sure you knew.

To my favorite group of all time. I didn't know if you could, I didn't know if you knew. Yeah, they're British, right? I'm British. Yeah, they're British. Yeah, they're British. Something that I was gonna see was. Yes.

Yes. That's not, that's not, that's not, it will frustrate me. That's a trigger. You know? Oh, sure. Oh, I thought you asked asking a brine's bread. Well, when you said, I said,

I was talking about my told flip flops and I go, they got coir print, they got tiger print, they got dragon print, he goes, and you go dragon leather, you get to have dragon leather, I go, yeah, and then you go, wait, they got dragon leather flip flops. No, I did it. Yeah, you did. Although they have, I'll get them, I did it. Yeah, you did although they have

Aligator might as well be dragon it might as well be a dragon you have to use when you make anything with with With fucking alligator or crocodile Cuz he gets like he gets he gets Nile crocodile But you can't you have to use the underbelly you're not using the top now It's Nile crocodile. You saw what a crocodile was in that. Big crocodiles. But you have to use the underbelly. You're not using the top now.

No, no, no, no, no. Too thin. Too heavy. You can't form it. You can't do anything. Nothing, right? It's all the belly. White belly.

Yeah, it's tough. It's true. Dude, I was in Mexico. Oh, oh, let me go. Wait, I have a trigger. I want to hear all of this. I'm going to give you, I want to hear that. What's the strongest leather in the world and they make motorcycle suits out of it because

it's got the strongest abrasion resistance and you can use it as like when you weave something, it's stronger than anything. It's an animal. It's weird human. No, not human skin. Snake? Not snakes, snake, very weak. Not lamb. So, let me go, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so the wrong. Okay, yeah, now that's off. We're just catting the shit. The strongest.

Casting a shit. Don't say that. Send out. What if I, what if I, I'm trying to shit and he's all. He just starts wicking the nose. There she is. There she is.

Hey. What's up, kitty cat? I think we're not. We're Brian just hit us with a trivia question. Okay, you're questioning that. Okay, and no one will get it. It's weird though. The strongest weather in the world. It's not bad. It's not a bad. That's not about it. It does have two legs. It has to. It's got two legs. It's not an ostrich. It's got two legs and it's not an ostrich. And it's the strongest weather in the world.

They make motorcycle suits out of it. Kingaroo. Yeah. Fucking a isn't that weird?aroo of all things kangaroos. Good job. It's tough to you know you can eat kangaroo Uh in Australia. It's like eating I guess deer meat out there. Oh, yeah, really? She can't grow 100% Is it good for you? Yes, fine. Did you try when you were out there? I did not I did see it on the menu Yeah, it's probably on the menu. It's fun. They're're vegetarian. People say I mean, Rogan swears by it. I'll kill a roo. I'll eat a hot, I won't kill a roo. I don't wanna kill a roo, but I'll eat one.

I'll fight one. Yeah, I'd like to see that. Who would be a fight, huh? No, I think you'd get fucked up. The big male's gonna come up. Cause they, they're big males. They'd lean back on the tail. It's not the stupid hands, it's their big tail.

No, no, no. And their feet, they're big feet. Yeah, kick you right on On the wall, stupid tail and fucking I think they kick on this They're fucking nails are like super sharp. Yeah, chancey. I'll jump in his pouch and fuck them up You know, I'll jump right in that Pouch on those diving that pouch and go to the bodywork You gotta get in there. I can't go all right. Say I'll hire kangaroo can jump. I'm going to say, I'm going to say 10 feet off the ground. 10 feet.

You think they can dunk, Brian? Well, you're that stupid, right? What do you mean? The kangaroos can jump 10 feet. I'm thinking they can, they're from the ground. Six feet. Six feet in the air. They can jump as high as a normal six-bearing.

A kangaroo? 10 feet. 10 feet. 10 feet. Whoa. Think about how high that is. That's insane. I mean, now that thing can jump, how much do they weigh a big male?

That's fucking crazy, 10 feet. I was, I didn't realize. Yeah, I thought that was stupid. But this also said, a kangaroo's can run 40 miles an hour, which, that's bullshit. Yeah, it's bullshit though. I don't know if it's bullshit, dude.

With 200 pounds. The adult milk, 200 pounds. 200 pound kangaroos is gonna kick you right and you're fucking stomach. You're gonna hand from 200 pounds. No, okay, I'm not finding it to a head now. No, you want the 40 pounder. No, that's just the only thing.

They can grow up to eight feet tall. Oh my God, seriously. Really? Eight feet. You want no part. No, dude, eight foot 200 pounds. No. Brandon, come back.

Brandon, let me come back. Dick Taylor, come back. No, no, no. Take a look at it. Let me see a couple of these bouts. You jumping in that, that fuck scares me. Yeah, I'm jumping in that pouch doing the body work.

And their skin is too thick for you to do anything. That's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big. You want no part of that room. I want no part. Look at the balls. And the females don't kick. The males do. What the fuck is going on there? That's not real room you want no part of that room. I want no part look at the balls and The females don't kick the males do what the fuck is going on that real is it looking to look at it back The real quick is the internet though, you know no dude the internet's all real. That's a big room, bro You think that's fake. No, it's not that one's real. Yeah, you look pretty normal. That's it. That's a giant So crazy Nate DS I know right?

God damn I think but go to that one where it's on its tail chin, which is down there right there How the fuck they how they come off out here? Yeah, they use as a spring although they only have one technique So I guess you figure out a way to mean chain got real close to gangers. I lay down with one you did Yeah, hugged them really pretty. The plane went straight to the zoo. But friendly. You was kind of like tanked. I think they're all a night quilt. They're all over fed and everything.

They're just like, they had no like... Diabetic kangaroo. And amostidae. You said they were like that with the koalas too? No, koalas were super drugged up. Now, can you not touch a koala because they have a clominia or some shit? The koalas, yeah.

You just gotta wash your head. They have it like in their nose. They just naturally carry it. I bet you that good. Ruse get taken by Crocodiles all the time. That's what I'm gonna say. Got their fucking big, I didn't realize there was that fucking thing.

Do I saw some big acid guanas in Mexico? Tell us about Mexico, you were in Mexico. Those, those are guanajuit and whatever tacos caneloate. Yeah. The guanas were huge. They're big. Yeah. And it's all the kids wanted to see.

Yeah. Everyone, Papa, Guanas, Papa, and it's all the kids wanted to see. Yeah. Everyone, Papa, iguanas, Papa iguanas, they're fucking dinosaurs out there, dude. They're big. Just sunbathing. Really? Just soaking up the sun. Is that right?

The guy was saying they're so many, well that's me, okay. I'm very happy, I've never seen you that thin. Carnivore daddy there. Carnivore daddy, don't be mad at the dick. Not weak. Don't be mad at the big dick. I'm happy with the dick. Now, you're at the tail, You don't have much of an ass. You know what is the light

I don't know the lights. Is it? I get tail for real? Yeah, you kind of don't have a tailpiece in relation a lot of Look at that Apple Definitely not Apple bottom buddy. Definitely not Apple bottom bottom. No, no, no, no, no. You're not after you're not your white. Now your white.

I wish it wasn't like. It's your white. I wish it was the light. I had a 36 inch bird. No, it's all in there. Look at the bottom of the booty cheek right there, dog. I want to be there. You see the Apple bottom.

Look at right there. You see that little. There is no wind. I want to be there. I want to be there. I do want to be there. I do want to be there. Here's some dots on my legs, huh? Look at your there, right? He's got a little, there he is. Wait, I want to ask you. I want to be there, cause I do want to be there. Here's some dots on my legs, huh? Look at your son's butt. I do the IG baddie pose.

That's one that asks pops. The one where they're like bent over. Oh. You just got your, you're in your face. You just need that single, right? Take a look at that, yeah, they're certain. Well, but here's the thing though.

So I forget my swim suit. Your arms are as big as your thighs, yeah. Damn, there. Yeah, you have to be mad at it. Here's the thing here. My girlfriend was a thick picture. I enjoy this. So I took the pic.

Carnivores been working, right? Carnivores have been working on the dad vibe. But I had impacts a swimsuit because our flight was at 7 a.m. and I decided to pack at 5 a.m. And that's never good when you're that tired. I thought I packed swim suit, didn't. So daddy, we had our own private pool so I swam where my undies. And my girl was like, you need sunscreen. So I said, I don't need it. She goes, I'm telling you, the Mexico sun is really strong. What's same sun as in California, right? But we know this bitch,

right? So I went, you want you to lather up the kids because their child skin is soft like babies. So lather them up and keep that devolotion away from me. Now here's the thing, the sun is definitely hotter. It is hot. It doesn't make sense because our elevation is higher here, so I figured it was. A little more south, Bob, a little close to the equator. Equator, yeah, there's the drum that lies with all this.

And the other thing is, now when daddy's in his underroos I have white very pasty white Well, I haven't seen that well will never never so well. It's never seen the sun That's the British part of it. Yes, it is a little dude those my if I took my pants off it is beat red Yeah, and there was nights nights I could not sleep. Is her so bad? That's a new one, but I'm so stubborn. I went, she goes, how are you?

I'm fine. Your legs are insanely red. No, look at Tan. Yeah. And she's gonna hear this and know she was right. Feel a sick little break from Chattanova, Shepelle, because man, this Saturday, UFC 273, we got a Calabasas fight campaign at 7 p.m. live on thick boy YouTube.

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Yeah. I was like, I can't wait to have the thing massage my tank. Yep. You got a thing to shed. I'm sitting on there and my girl's like, he coming out, I was in for about 30, 40 minutes. I mean, I'm 30 minutes. Now I went, this, this feels way too good.

I need more time. I might be a gay man. That thing was massaging my ass a little bit. Like warm water, too. Now, now, again, hit the beach. Did you hit the beach in, make? Hit the beach. Now, here's the thing about the beach in Mexico.

In Cabo, off the Baja Coast, is the water, the undertote, is no punk. The undertote, undertote. They're a black flag that was just going like this because you couldn't be in there. You just couldn't do it. Well, the one I was there. So I went in by myself, I was one of the tigers armed

and I went, I can't be that bad, how bad can it be? Well, it was so intense, it would have swept Tiger away or it'd be fucked. Now daddy won the water because daddy can swim, right? Daddy needed to see it. So I won the water cause daddy can swim, right? Daddy need to see it. So I won the water in my undies, which that was a public beach. I was probably frown upon.

Look at Boston. I won the water due to shit. Yep. I won the water. Because you're girl age at all? Is your girl age? It's unbelievable. Yeah, insane.

It's fucking weird though. Yeah, I know. I was looking at her. You sent me a video and she was in the background. Yep. And I may have taken a little peek. Look at-hmm. Does she age? It's fucking weird It's funny when we get up people think her you take a little peek take a little peek Yeah, it's not fake her ass is that way

So long. Yeah, it's up. I that listen me I'm gonna you I've known you for over 10 years. She had that booty way back when. Well, her mom has exactly. Exactly. Yeah. And I'm telling you that that's, that that's, that's what that shit was called. Now daddy had some anxiety in Mexico

because the fear mongering media will post about cartels and stuff. When I say I didn't sleep, I did not sleep, dude. I can't sleep. It's all I thought about now. But then Stone Chinnis on the shop show, my girl, whenever we'd like, go into the city, you know, because she's from there,

she speaks the language, obviously. She would get, become friends with a guy, whoever's driving us, and then slowly, as they became friends, she would go, she would ask about the cartel, and he'd give her the like, the low down. And he was like, Cabo's like the safest. Cause they own it.

They don't go. No, he said because the one thing is that the turrets attraction is so like massive for them. But on the Baja coast, whether that they can really only smuggle drugs through the ports and the Mexico Navy has cut that off from them. And it's not that big of a market. So the carto went, fuck it. And they've dealt with everywhere else. Yeah. Can Coons a problem? Can Coons has cut that off from them and it's not that big of a market. So the cartel went fuck it. And they've dealt with everywhere else. Yeah, can Coons a problem? Can Coons a real problem?

Because there's three cartels in the middle of the war. Bloodbite. And the thing is, it has stone chin that's on the shop show. The thing is the cartel members, they're normal people, they're complete assholes, but they're normal people. They like to go with the, you know, the turskot because the dinners and drinks are nice. The problem is when you're there, the target, your target.

So the other cartels come in the shoot, so innocent people get shot. I think the last two weeks, five Americans have died there. Is that true? It's nuts, yeah. It's nuts. Wow. Fuck it. But we get emails all the time, people are like, oh oh Detroit and Southside Chicago and LA more like you at shot

I hear all that. I'm with you man. We have problems here But I know how to move in LA into Detroit and Chicago I speak from my language. I know exactly where to go what not to do when you're a foreign man I don't fucking so our boyfriend Grillo. He was in Tepeito Mexico City, which you don't go fake place. You don't go there It's where all the boxers like nacho burns. Okay, come out. You don't go there unless you know people you do not go into the pit Yeah, and Frank was there and he just wandered off during the shoot because he went to you know in fight world For that for the next fight fight world. It's great and he goes and like talks. It's still on Netflix

Yeah, he talks to say a shot. It's still on Netflix. Yeah, he talks to Cesar Chavez. Yeah, it's great. And he's a barn scene. And he boxes with those guys. It's really cool. And he just during, there was a break and he kind of went off and went to go buy some trinkets and stuff. And dude, the guy came over and goes, you cannot fucking do that. And the reason that he knew where they were is the guys on the roof were telling them that you get your boy right now

Oh, get your fucking boy out Because he was wandering in areas where he thought he was safe probably been there a little too long No, uncomfortable. Yeah, dude. What's like we had dinner at this on the resort on Saturday night We were there on Thursday night We had dinner there and we're walking back on it. That's probably 10 30 at night We're walking back and a guy meets us. It was all my walkie-guys back. I was like, that's nice.

It's a good customer service. It turned behind me and there's a guy in all, like, Camo with a fucking AR15. I'm like, I have a fucking schedule. So I'm holding bossy. I'm like, something pops off and I put bossy down. So I keep looking behind me, like, what in the fuck is that guy doing? Then we get to the house and as we get to the house, he just walks, literally walks off into the bushes, just disappears. I'm like, what the fuck is that guy doing? So that night, I didn't tell

my grud, I don't want her to sleep. So I couldn't sleep, but I'm like, why a fuck with that guy, with that air 15 beater all night? It's so strange. So next one I go, hey, when the guy comes in to whatever, It's so strange. So next one I go, hey, when the guy comes in to whatever, you know, fill the Diet Coke's up. I drink a million Diet Coke's up. Ask him why that guy with the Air 15 was walking us back to the room. She was there was I didn't see him. She was, no, he was directly behind us. He was in the camel black. How do you not see him? Because she was in front of me. So she asked him the guy goes, oh, there's a Whatever a high-end celebrity staying here who hired their own private security So there was got there's five of those guys just walked on the premise at all times and there are fan of you So they wanted to make sure he was kind of just walking so I go make sure I'm okay

I said obviously there's a heightened risk then if this whoever the celebrity has had to hire these guys That's gonna be a heightened risk like I was good chance Why height and risk like what? So that's what we got out the next morning It's just it just doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, we don't need this man. Mm-hmm. That's why when you go to Tahiti You're not the worry about a lot. That's expensive. It's shit, but god damn far flight though How far it's simply too far how far's, see what, we're, what, Borra Borra, because you know it's just gonna

Borra Borra, then you gotta go. Borra Borra so far. But even my girl, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna do cut, like you have to go through customs, all the checks and if you have COVID tests, all the stuff, I'm, it, it's gonna make sense to me.

It's not too bad. Like this doesn't make sense to me too much. It's only, it's not too bad. It's 10 hours, it's really 11 hours. It's really 11 hours. But then you get there and then you have to take, I think another plan or certainly a boat, so it's okay. It's beautiful.

Yeah, it's just not well. It's bad. If I was by myself, whatever, do with kids, my son on the street. Just like, he did not want to be on, I'm like, oh, we gotta get out. I told my girl, I'm like feeling stopped crying, I just don't want to do this.

Like, let's just go home. He stopped, thank God. But I still like going through customs and then get that security there and they have their air 50, and for what? Wait, so you still have to do a COVID test? Yeah, to get back to the city. Look, I think at the end of the day,

when you live in LA and you can go to, there are a lot of places in, like Malibu in places like it I know it's good to get away and stuff, but I don't know Sometimes we just got it right here. Go to San Diego. San Diego, dude. You got a new port. There's so many great Santa Barbara Oh, I love Newport. Oh, hi Did a point for the hassle just does yeah, it's but great for the hassle. It doesn't make sense to me It's tough to my girls Mexican right sometimes I'll look at my girl and then her and the kids are thriving Mexico I'm like, oh, that's right there Mexican. Yeah, yeah, all that but also the kids are very nice

But also the kids are Mexican Boston speaks better Spanish, but you know, they're Mexican. Yeah, kids are nice They both speaking I hate not Mexican. Both the kids speak Spanish. Oh,Jo's out. Well they're Mexican. Yeah, kids are mad. They both speak Spanish. I hate not Mexican. Both of you speak Spanish. Oh yeah. Yeah. I'll speak in the tiger sometime. Yeah. Bossy super, super into Spanish. You understand Spanish better than anything. He sings in Spanish. I'll show you a video, blow your mind. Let's sing all twingy-twingy-star in Spanish.

So cute. No, it's fucking nuts. That's cute. Yeah, cuter next go. Really the glow up is insane. Yeah, yeah. No, they're outfits that right there. The cute picture. They're cute as shit. Dude, how about Tiger in your kids? I think I'm the mom's cat.

Tiger and Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, I see the video. I want to post that video, but I'm talking. Sorry, I want to post that video. I'm kind of oops. I'm just saying I want to post that video, but I sent to you, but go ahead. You're super oopsie.

Oopsie. Um, he, uh, the kid, you sent me a video, there's a kid who's 11 in the class who beats the fuck at everybody. He's tiger at six. At six years old, I was like, oh boy. And just, he took him down and mounted him and did whatever. I was like, oh, that's, yeah.

Choked him out like, you know, I didn't know that. He didn't know that we were whatever. I was like, oh, that's... Yeah, choked him out like... Yeah, you know, we're naked. They don't look that we're naked. Let's all that. I was like, yeesh, that's athleticism. Well, no, the coach goes, he lets the kids pick. We gotta go tonight, matter of fact, he lets the kids pick and he goes, all right,

who do you want? Pick's the big 11 year old. And it was all take Tiger because he's easy. Wow, dude. In front of the entire class, what? Oh hell no, all the dads, like dude, I'm like, no, no, it's just the fuck up. Oh tiger, come here.

In front of everybody, that kid's picking you because things just come in easy go. You better do something, do not let him take you down. I don't care what happens, do not let him take you down. Give this kid a hell dude. If you want that ice cream, give this kid. And then the dad behind me, Toby, who I fucking love his sons in the class, he filmed me because I was so intense.

I shot it. And then the parents fight. We don't know if we want this environment. Hold on. What environment? Has anybody competed in it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll rich, you know, trust my baby school. This is nothing I want this I want this all the way up I want to crank this competition thing all the way up. It's not a bad thing No, if you're kicking him, I don't come to the club. I was talking to some judges. Also, he's a leaven. Yeah, fuck off Yeah, I was talking on this this guy who had five anime fights and he's a Eddie Bravo Brown belt and No, I think John Jacques Machado Brown And he was he shot I did this little thing for toe hole to he shot the stuff and he and AG who makes all the sandals

He's a brown belt. He's over 10 planet Vegas. And they're killers. Yeah, we don't kill us Yeah, but they were talking about the difference between between dudes who compete Like when you compete, excuse me and and regular black belts and then and then dudes who and then dudes who fight So so Giu-Gitsu guys that are really good who also who actually fight? It's a very different. It's a different what do you wait? What do you mean compete? So you might have your black belt? Yeah, okay in a class, okay, and you might be good in your instructor if you don't compete in Judit's a different and you fuck with the guy who competes. That's one thing Then there's the guy who's also a black belt and loves Judit, but also fights MMA

Mm-hmm And it's just they were talking about the tempo and the difference. It's fucking night But the thing the caveat to that is the guy who competes and is solely focused on Jiu-Jitsu will mop the floor with the MMA guy who's kind of one leg in and one leg out. One hundred percent. Mop the floor with them. Like when I streamed Bouchesha

when he was just focused on Jiu-Jitsu, do what? And he's training as much as I train MMA, but just on Jiu-Jitsu and a G. You can get rolled the fuck off of him. He's a nightmare. Of I train MMA, but just on to get to an a key. Yeah, you can get rolled the fuck off Of course, of course, of course, it's a nightmare. Of course. It's guys are monsters monsters Yeah, there's Marcus Amida monster That every bit of six three and 240 pounds right now that dude is a big guy. You train with it. Yeah, yeah

Fucking beast man. Yeah, one of the best ever do it monster. God. How would he do against Gordon Ryan? based man. Yeah, one of the best to ever do it. Monster. God. How would he do against Gordon Ryan? Have they ever? He's prime fantastic. Yeah, he's a monster man. Have they trained? I mean, have they fought each other? I don't know. They're kind of two ships crossing the night because he does a lot of ghee. So the, I bet the see if they've competed. Such a nice guy. I met him with you one time at Metamorce. Yeah, great guy. Yeah, super freak. Why do they call him Bouchescha, what does that mean? I don't know what that means.

Oh shit, yeah, 2019. 2019, it's a little bit, so who won that? I think Gordon Ryan, it looks like it from the, the thumbnail, it's not working good. This is 30 minutes, Jim. Yeah, I'm in fast forward. I'm sure we could just look up the results You want to just see them? I

Mean this is high level shit, huh the highest level So why's there this in the G what's the difference once no G once G so I want to decision I'm saying tie. I'm saying. I'm saying you say tie. I'm saying draw. I said no. I bet you go and rain one I don't know I feel like he's gonna let raise both hands He looked like he was about to raise both hands How'd you get that cuz you can fight to a stalemate no no no how'd you get no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's big boy stuff. There's no draws really in that. Those guys are fucking awesome. The freaks of all three. Going right, I mean, one of the best ever doing it.

Oh my God. Hodge of grace, yeah. We ain't get started in just two. Yeah, it makes it was fun. Your boy got Tannis fuck. Good. And you're good for about five days. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, three.

I'm saying three. Three. My girl knows that though. Three days ago. Like our like Tigers friends went before us because we had dinner with them. They were there since Monday. I was like, I don't know how you,

I literally physically can't do it. Yeah. I'm good for two. After two, I checked the box. Sorry, I got away. Mm-hmm. Did all that. Let's go. Oh, man. I can't do it. Yeah.

Did you go with friends? No Tiger Strins were there there at another resort and then they met us for dinner and then the kids would play but Five foot no, no, I'll sit on five days. It's impossible. I got a new game. I play in the sand now What spiteball motherfuckers? That were you throw the ball in the little trampoline? Yeah, dude. And daddy fuzzled out. It looks fun, I could get it. No, no, no, no, you'd love it.

Remember how much fun the fucking stupid volleyball was? This is even stupider and more fun. It's just you get crazy with it. You get crazy with it. It's so fun. What do you mean crazy? Go, go, but you got to see it played on YouTube and stuff. You can't, like, it's just a different thing.

Yeah, but the guys on YouTube are pros. I want to be a good, good, good player. You don't have a video of you doing it, Brian? Yeah, I do, somewhere. You get good quickly. I'm telling you, you get good quickly. It's fucking... Top 10 plays with spikeball.

You bang it and you just learn, you can see where somebody's gonna hit it and you're like, okay. These are college on boom there What I'd rather watch women's back. I'd rather watch women's basketball dude. It's so much. I know pride playing though, but watching yeah, I'd rather watch You fuck a guy That's so boring right You like I'm sure it's fun while you're doing it, but watching other played. Oh, I can't watch much on that. It's exciting. Now you can't get too excited about it.

Let's not get too competitive, but you do. Oh, he was back foot. You're allowed to. You're allowed to. It's stupid. I see what you're saying. It's not one of those watchable, but you got it. You got to be in it. You can do this in the sand. You're gonna, you're gonna work out in trust. You got to be in it to You do this in the sand. You're gonna you're gonna you'll get a workout in trust You got to be in it to like really? I know you all on a team. Yep. It's two against two. Oh two two Brian you get you get down like that fuck like you get into it Yes, no brides not to at 55 Brides not diving by the way I by the way I was complimented by some some onlookers say how the fuck hold you I was like don't worry about it. They were like all right that never you were getting down like that

I got I got I got good reaction a lot of I got a lot of flexibility I'll do I'll tell you what how for you guys and for our viewers. Where's the video daddy's gonna make a video for us If you play and play you don't have you don't have one right now. I got a bullshit. I'm gonna play with I Play with Jeff Foley our boy Jeff. I play for my buddy, Mark. You'll put him a lot though. Only one time, Jeff Foley's very fond of him. Only one time yesterday.

Only one time yesterday. And my buddy Mark, my buddy Mark, called the video out. Hold the video out. This is not a playing a lot. You're not playing a lot. Hold the video out. Daddy, hey daddy, we're not playing a lot, are we?

Look, hey, I play. Hey, video out. Hey, baby. Yeah, you've done this four times. No, hold on. That's not true. I'm gonna get this dude. play a video out? Dude, Aki, Aki, you've done this four times. No, hold on, that's not true. I'm gonna get this dude. Hold the full video out. Cause our friend Jeff would never drive to where you live

and play the game. Well, Jeff said, he wanted to play tennis, and this is a quote, and I said, come play, come play Spide Ball, and he goes, fine, but I'm not sucking anybody's cock. All right, but it was a lot of fun Jeff is an athletic monster himself It Jeff is a Like a joke still skate a dope way and you're so could look better. He always wants to ride

Road bikes together, but I mean he goes so far. He's a handsome Fuck too that hair hands him rich. I can't hit the lottery handsome and rich He showed me videos him skating and shit. He still gets down I can't hit the lottery handsome and rich. He showed me videos him skating and shit. He still gets down Yeah, like number one surfer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he got a Duke. He got a yes I'm gonna do it. He's like I think very hard for it. Third hard. Yeah, he's serious. Yeah, his other son It's me. It's got a bad bunch of D. Do you want to? Teams I'm helping him out with fire coach. Yeah, so you know You get you sent It's the video

No video Yeah, now you want now Now this is that clip man air drop that shit to him Yeah, you know that air drop or maybe should pal could do it for you So hit the Come on Brian you got this. Oh, it's coming. It's coming. Yeah, Christian's got you But bottom line days play four times yeah, so you don't play it a lot a lot That four friends come over like five played four because the way they were getting down in these videos He's not doing that chip Dude, that's all those are called kids.

That's all they do like in the fight where they call it. That's pretty good. I doubt. I doubt what at tailgate. Yeah, or not even tell what's the what's the common area called in college campus. Oh, the look at this. They're right. First of all, look at my body.

Holy shit, Brian. Yeah. All right. Sick. Let's see it. Where's the fourth guy? There's only three of you there is So

Go to the next video. There's another video. Yes, it's right. I told you it's a clip All right, you fuck oh fucking guys, man. I'll show you my shit When I go to slow it in brine like this Fuck both you guys Hey, in which one of those friends like dude you can go again Is that the same one? Yeah, same with other ones I coming through dude. There's other ones Who is the you and the three on an athletic white guy This is what I'm just standing there

I like how you said I got moved dog All right, yeah, you try to convince us like you fun go hard to pay I go hard to pay Yeah, you're gonna see me diving and fucking yeah, yeah playing for keep you guys are playing so slow when I do that That's like watching me box fuck fuck you I'd rather watch you box and do that again And balls taking over the does look I'll give you this look like four square. Yeah, I'd be into it now You'd love it. It's so stupid. it's so fun. Oh hey, I just- It's actually an amazing workout, because you are diving and running and you're trying to swim diving.

You're in the sand. I hear you, but you guys- Is this another one? Look, you're- This is another one. Feet are kind of planted. You've moved maybe two yards? That's how much I can.

Yeah. Right away you high five the other two. What is this? Top Gun with a fucking head. Just four wide. Just close, I just for white for white Dude, just for a lot of athletic white. That's right That's what I think Oh, handball like guys, they had the until black guys. Yo, what's this thing?

Meanwhile, you guys are they had the fucking the D1 volleyball. I think NCAA Championships, whatever it was, Dan and I'm at beach and I was there watching these girls it was, down in Manhattan Beach, and I was there watching. These girls, it was all women. These girls are, I mean, every single one of them is bigger than I am. I mean, the legs, I tell us fuck. And if they're not tall, they're thick and strong. Yeah.

Where they had that going on down at the beach. And some of them are easy on the eyes, but frankly, I'm a little light-nast. It's a super-diamond piece. Yeah, super-diamond. Well, they are tall as fuck. You got to be on the squatters, the ones that set up always have an ass. Super dime piece. Yeah, super dime. Yeah, well they are tall as fuck. You gotta be on the squatters, the ones that set up always have asses.

Oh God. Those ones who are, they're kind of shorter. My style, yeah. The setters I think, I don't like the ones that spike it. They're too tall and a little bit. I like the thick ones that just... You ever been with a really tall girl? No, no sir.

The answer is he has my vibe. Yeah, it's nice. But yeah. He has. Paul? Big, big two. Oh really? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I think you told me about. She's the tallest. No. Like 5'10. They're gonna let me know. Yeah. And the sixes? He was a huge young man. You know what?

That's how I was talking. He was six, six but hands up. No, six, six. No, you're doing it. I know you're doing, I don't like it. And you know what you're doing? You're trying to distract this from your haircut, right? Well, here's the thing about.

Let's not buzz it though, right? Here's the thing about that, right? Here's the thing about daddy. I can't see his while now and I put a two instead of a forehound there and then I went, zoop and I went, oh, no. Like him says, you gotta maintain what you have there. He got it and I went, well that's way too short.

And even my girl goes a little short, huh, this time? And I went a little short. Brian, do the plugs, everyone's fucking doing doing it and everyone's proud to be doing fucking plug I feel like with one step at a time. Just do it. Let me get lucky. Let me get on test Oström before I do the plug. I do plug for that. Yeah Do you hear your handball game if you're gonna test? Oh? Right you be moving faster than that right? I mean not fast, but fast enough

Oh, right. You've been moving faster than that, right? I mean, not fast, but faster than that. Dad's got a stretch. Hey, I like how he high five to do that thing. I was super sad. I was fucking. Why you guys love a high five? You're all fucking, yeah.

That's a good low tail, yeah. We're all just getting low. And I can slide through. I'm like, oh, I'm a slaper. Yeah, bro. So fucking good. I go like, yeah. When we win.

Hey, well, yesterday was my eight years off of alcohol. We win What you would I Yesterday was my Eight years off of alcohol yesterday. I had eight years Eight fucking. Yes, he keeps trying to smell that tiger's thick. I'm like dude Stay away. I'm gonna get you real out. Sam tripply just do posted that he's been off porn for like like I don't know a month There's something on the way what all right He's trying to get up to him. He's probably maniac.

If you have to stay with me one time, he goes, now I'm weird. What does on porn mean? Like, he's just fucking. I think he's watched all the porn. And now he's, he's not drinking. He's not, he's been sober for a year. He's not eating like sugar.

He's lost, he's lost like some 40 pounds and he's not watching porn anymore. I tried a few weeks ago, I tried a non-alcoholic beer. He's lost like some 40 pounds and he's not watching porn anymore. I Try to a few weeks ago. I tried a non-alcoholic beer It was yeah, I was like oh no, I can't do this. I was like if I have like Another one of these I'll fucking well I had a sip of it. I was like if I drink a full one I was sweating right why did you it was we were at a vegan joint? I was with Jason Ellis and Toby Jason Ellis had got it. He got a non-alcoholic.

I'll try that. I was like, I'll try a sip of it. And it was, I was like, man, if I had all of that, it's like being a bad, I would tell you. And then you eat that fake meat. Just don't eat the meat. Yeah.

That fake meat. Daddy, daddy, I forgot to tell you this. Daddy went down the, the rabbit hole. Thank you. Daddy went down the rabbit hole. It's hot as fuck, huh? No, no daddy went down rabbit hole this weekend daddy got back into a little DMT Oh, you did one or did it some mushrooms you did DMT without me I Did but I'll I'll get you involved. No, no, I don't want to involve come on. You cheated on me No, that was our thing. I know dude, let me get you back involved.

You were in Mexico and I said, I had an opportunity to do actual DMT and I was like, Tell us about the trip. What happened? Wait, is it on? Where'd you do it at? I did it in Vegas.

Okay. What were you doing in Vegas? I was in the show hall, I told. Oh, I should write. So you did it with them? Yeah. And so I am not with them. Yeah, I do.

I mean, so, I know it wasn't with them. It wasn't with them. It was just I had an opportunity. Yeah, I do. I mean, so, so, I know it wasn't with them. It wasn't with them. It wasn't with them. It was just, I had an opportunity, I don't know. Some people I know. Not that well though. No, this one person I know very well.

Who, do I know? I'll take it. He won't. I don't know. I don't know. What are you doing? I don't know. You cheated on me with a D&D friend.

But I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to ask them if it's okay to tell. So I do mushrooms, which I've done plenty of times, but not for years. Yeah, hard before you go at microdosing, or like full bloom. I did a microdose, but I did a little more than a microdose.

You can't feel it. Until I did feel it. And then I went, oh, why am I staring at that mountain for too long, but where you at when you did this? I was in the shop when my buddy was making my flip flops. He was making my flip flops. Okay. And so he's making my flip flops.

You know, it's a, it's a, it's hand, he does it all by hand. So he's clipping, he's cutting, and I was like, this is too much, man. Yeah, everything is moving too quickly. Yeah, yeah. And then I, but here's the thing, DMT Awesome, Mushrooms Awesome. You know what, I'm too old to have a life changing experience. Oh, you know that, that ship sailed, right? Yeah, yeah.

When you're young. And that's what it's supposed to do, that's what life changing. And that's what I feel about your braces, you know? Yes. Yeah. Well, no, hold on. Who is, who is I, K-Dude? Let's watch this man make leather sandals and do shrooms.

That was me. That'd be me. You wanted to have some fun. I just said it would have been, I'd be like, I had to have it doing this. I had an opportunity, I had an opportunity to micro-dose. I said, I'll take one of those. Let me see what micro-dose is. It was a pillow or chocolate.

It's a pillow. A little much though. A little more than a micro-dose. And that's what happened.ose is. It's a pill or chocolate. It's a pill. A little much though, a little more than a microdose. That's what happened. I got into, you know, what's really interesting about mushrooms and they can't figure out what it is. I heard Jordan Peterson talking about it, is that when people have cancer and it's uncertain diagnosis, they might die. They found, and people with PTSD, they found it still, so even one, if done properly, can literally change your neurochemistry or do whatever it does to you where people are simply in many times no longer afraid of death and accept

their death in, in a way. And, and it really has, and I don't, I'm not privy to these experiments, but there has been measurable evidence that it fucking really does help. In some cases, PTSD, and big time, yeah, big time. Yeah, big time, that's why they're, and they don't know why.

They don't know why, but they know that there are, there are different levels of consciousness. Well, they're different levels of consciousness. We don't, the brain itself that they were talking about is is it like, if you look at the bottom of the ocean, the deepest ocean, we don't know shit about it. It's like the brain is even more of a mystery. But we do know you can have episodes of conscious.

You changed the road. Yeah, but also that are positive, not negative. So it used to be that when if you did a trip, it was like considered, it's gonna be negative. Not so. The shift in science of thinking is, it actually can be very- And that you had a two-going into it.

Oh, no. So, did you feel in it? What, like, I appreciate it. I like psychedelics. No, no, did you have like any type of experience to where like, you felt something?

Life chain. At 55? You wanna know my real opinion on fucking, everything in psychedelics? No, I do. I think psychedelics are there to... Cross your shit. Nope, I think that they're there because they bring you back to the original idea of God.

In other words, if you really like get the through line of all the religious traditions, yeah. In a lot of ways, people who come out of psychedelic trips go, I think there's something to that shit that's going on there. I think there's something to stuff I can't imagine. I think you're gonna ask, yeah. A lack of a lot, not as afraid of death.

Sure, sure. Can you set the DMT table for us? How'd that go down? When you cheated on me. DMT, last time we did with a shaman Yeah, DMT is about DMT is about as you fork as you can get you kind of leave your body And did you smoke it again? Yeah, and we're in how is this time? You cry do you laugh as hard as we did? I think I saw what I'm the most afraid of and I need to go into what that's about

Wow, so so Carl Jung said that we see a crock at all of some stupid? I did. They saw a crock. I was looking at the globe, and all the clouds came together. It's funny to say this. And they showed the top of a crocodile. Really? And I went, wow. Well, you know how this ends?

Yes, one with a crock. I got a swan with a crock. I got a swan with a crock. I can't imagine. Brian just real lucky. He's with the socks. I have a crock. What? What? Now it's with the Crocs. Ryan commits suicide. Ryan does real fucking loose suicide. I have to go Crocs, Mike. What?

What? Now it's about the DM stuff. No, I'm like, what gear, it's my journey. I'm like, let me, it's faces of death still available. Malilian for content. And while I was on my DMT thing, I went, I went, I literally went, man, if I jumped into water with the crock right now,

it would still suck all the dick. I guess it would be terrifying. I don't think there's any way to face that fear though, you know? I mean, you would with a crock right now. It would still suck all the dick. I guess it would be terrifying. I don't think there's any way to face that fear though, you know? I mean, you should be scared of crocodiles. Well, the only way to be scared of crocodiles. Yeah, but with DMT, you do kind of forget your body's there. Right? You go, it's out of body experience.

Yeah, my, like. You don't necessarily feel your body. No, what do you feel? I just remember I was like, launched into this like, gold warm space. It was like, happening. I was like floating around.

And you felt like, you can see, right? You go kind of like, I mean, I'll see what's in front of you. My eyes are closed. Yeah. So you're like, it's all, you know.

You're not like, blacked out. No. No, you shoot off somewhere, bro. And he started laughing and it sounded like he was going, oh, oh, like it sounded like it was in an echo. started laughing and it sounded like he was going oh Like it sounded like it was in an echo to you It sounded like it was like do you laugh in so loud you got to pipe down like I can't I was laughing so hard I was doing this I was going

So creepy here so creepy really and you saw crocodile, huh? I saw a crocodile. That sounds very funny. And what does that say to you? So what if you saw a bunch of your house of a crock? Well, you know, Carl Jung said that which you need the most can be found in the places you're the most afraid to look, so the darkest place.

So you know how the heat said, the way you end the Civil War within your body and your mind, is that if you want to be a really effective therapist, you're going to hear people talk and they're going to tell you shit that is going to curl your toes and freak you out, right? And he said, the only way to not pass judgment on people like that is get in touch with your own shadow. You call it the shadow because we all have a dark side.

It's why some people say, if you really want to be a complete human being and you want to understand humanity, you've got to imagine yourself being a Nazi prison guard and enjoying it. And then when you get in touch with how dark you can be, because we're bipolar apes, you'll get in touch with how beautiful you can be on the other side.

And so when we have a judgement on people over here, you got to understand that exists in you too. 100%. So we occupy the entire fuck spectrum. It'll make you a lot less judgemental and it'll make you a lot more optimistic in what human beings are capable. Angels of our lesser nature,

angels of our better nature. No doubt. I fucking like it. I like it. Yeah, that's cool. How come you never get into these conversations? No, I mean, we had that. We had that. I'm not. I feel like it's weird. We had a deep one, Brian. Yeah, I's cool. How come you never get into these conversations? No, I mean, we had that. I feel like it's weird. We had a deep one, Brian. I'm sure.

But why are you not in there? Yeah. I'm really, I'm good. I promise I'm good. I don't need DMT for life change. No, but I mean, I'm, but what do you do? I'm not. Do you agree with what I said about human beings? Not really. Like, you, because I'm trying to recap what you said you said you got to feel what it's like to be a Nazi prison guard What I'm saying is that we have a shadow when we have a lot of two opposite. Yeah, two opposite. I think the Nazi Whatever prison guard is such an extreme example that I check out. That's the point though I get it and it in two extremes. I think nobody should... The viewpoint of that Nazi prison guard is so dark. I

don't think everybody's that dark or needs to see that light. I think some people do have that darkness and can relate to that but the majority of people are good people and have no association with that and can't relate. Well, we're not really talking about that. What I was trying to say is that in what we're looking at human psychology, there's a spectrum. And everyone has a dark side. I think I think it's, but I think everyone's dark side is different. I think for the majority of people's dark side, it's not that dark. That's people in general. That's because they, that's because thank God most of us are able to live in the middle.

What I'm saying is that there are these two extremes in life, and I think it's an artist just as an example. If you want to write about people like that, if you want to understand that world, you are 100% should, you should go into that viewpoint. I mean, one of the great examples is Schiddler's List or Sound Settle Lams. The reason that we all kind of identified with those and those movies did so well is you see this monster who touches areas that are fucking the most perverse horrible But both the god the prison guard and that who classic example of human beings he kills Jews just for

For sport and then when the woman gets too close to her he goes don't get too close me. I don't want to give you my cold He's I don't want to give you my cold in me. Well, I don't want to give you my cold. In me, well, I have you in a concentration camp and we all go, we all go, oh, fuck. And that's part of why that movie, when part of why when you study history and you want to understand how to stop those kinds of things, you go like this, you go, that evil was done by very civilized people.

That evil was done by people who shaved their faces and reed Gerta and are technologically advanced and all that stuff. Slavery was kept in place by people who read all the books and read all the philosophy. And somehow or another, we missed that. Somehow or other, we were able to justify it. And so it's very, very relevant, I think, to get in touch with humanity's dark side and light side. And that's kind of where some of your stuff is.

And you think psychedelics does that for you? Cause I feel like, I don't know about that. I don't know about that. That's why I'm trying to, when you say you don't tune in, cause we're talking about psychedelics, you're talking about crocodiles, right?

So, but then it's like getting in tune with that. That was a different point. I think you could do that with psychedelics, because it's like, you're talking about China. Here's a better example of where I think this is relevant. So, one of the reasons they've had a real success with PTSD people without psychedelics, but just in therapy, is when you tell a young man,

so one of the things that nobody really talks about is one of the problems with PTSD is that young men are in war. They do terrible things. They went there to fight bad guys when you're young. They do terrible things and they come out of it, that's one thing. What happens when you do a terrible thing and in the heat of it, you enjoy it.

Now, this is a fucking very, very difficult thing to talk about and you don't of it, you enjoyed it. Now, this is fucking very, very difficult thing to talk about and you don't hear it a lot because it's really, really hard to talk about. But there are people who are good people who somehow fall into this strange blood lust and I'm gonna go a step further, which is really fucked up. But there are examples of people who do terrible things. They went to church, they took care of people,

they're good people in their heart, and they might have had a heart on when they did it. And I'm going to go further, they might have came when they did it. This is the kind of shit that psychologists deal with. Now, hold on. That's a crisis because what happens is everything you thought about yourself goes out the window. And now you're the biggest monster in the world because you've got off on it. You actually got off on violence. And then you have a psychologist who says to you like this, he goes, well, young man, before you kill yourself, let me just show you people who've studied the human psyche,

like Carl Jung and Freud and these people, to a degree, and there's a body of literature that's so deep to suggest that you're not alone, and that is in every human being, if you really go into the depths of hell, human beings who have been good people did the most horrible things and then come all the way back over here. And the idea is you tell a young man, everyone has that horrible side you can't even

fucking look at, you can't even admit it. It's such a secret. I have trouble talking about. You can live in both. Yeah, you know the reason I know that? What I know about that is because I studied Nazi Germany and I studied the SS and stuff and I know that there were a lot of accounts of this fucking horrible thing that happens to human beings. And so when you teach a soldier or you teach a young man who went to church and grew up in Iowa on a farm with his great family,

that everyone has the ability or a lot of people to there is a shadow to your side. That's all I'm trying to say. And it's helpful, man, because when you're young and you're still formulating your idea of the world, it's helpful. And it saves people's lives when they realize that all there are a lot of people that went over to that shadow because they didn't sleep for six days or because they were so angry or when it would happen to them in war. War makes a mockery of your contract with life.

Okay. It's deep shit. That make a lot more sense. That's what I'm trying to say. That's why I'm interested in it. Yeah. I mean, the thing is interesting. Yeah.

I don't subscribe to it, you know. You don't have to. Yeah. But it's a reality. For a lot of people, the reality. It'd be like this when people say, well, I'm an atheist. Cool.

I understand. But one of the things you can always say is that, maybe the best thing you could do is a human being is to align yourself with your concept of the greatest good. Like your concept of what your idea is in life. So, stand up was always something you want to do. You didn't even admit it to me.

Until you finally admitted it, and you were like, I'm going to go for this. I want to be a comic. I was built for sports. Awesome. But, you know, I always say that your sports were kind of put in your body because you had to do it, right?

But in your heart, you were a comic. You wanted to communicate and you always admired people that come up with something that had nothing to do with that. When you align yourself with that, somehow everything seems to fall into place. I really believe that you kind of become a better, better version of yourself.

You can call it whatever you want, but I call that, that's gotta be some kind of a higher truth. You think? I do. I think that that's aligning yourself with a truth that you have been either denying or avoiding, and when you accept it, you find yourself, you find everything else falls into place.

It just does. When you don't and you ignore it, what happened? It's like what you were talking about when you said you wanted to be the warrior, but you were the... Yes, yeah, yes, but I'm the fool. And you want to remind yourself with that and accept who you are, like whatever your psychic archetype is, whatever you're supposed to be. Shit falls into place. When you had denied that, that's when we get into this. I think we didn't. Yeah, I agree with when you deny it's definitely not happening. But I think once you accept it,

I think it's a cop-out-set falls in place because you make it fall in place. Yeah, but you're inspired. So there's an idea of the difference in discipline and inspiration. You can be disciplined to say, I'm just gonna fucking, you know, I'm not gonna eat and I'm gonna do all this stuff. I don't think that lasts as long as inspiration the idea of I want to be really good at this

Yeah, I think I've got both a hundred percent but the when the drive to be really good is gonna have that discipline inherent in it Like you're gonna you're gonna find yourself writing because it's what you want to do and you want to be really good That's what I would say to a lot of the discipline of naturally falling with the inspiration Yeah, yeah, if you're honest about it if you really want to do and you want to be really good. That's what I would say to my self. And the discipline of naturally falling with the inspiration. Yeah, yeah. If you're honest about it, if you really want to do it, what are you, why are you not agreeing? The discipline doesn't fall in, because how many comics do you know

who are monster comics with don't have the discipline? How many, you know? How many athletes do you know who are monster athletes don't have the discipline? Yeah, but I would say to you in that case, and the inspiration with the discipline. I don't know if they have the discipline. Yeah, but I would say to you in that case, and the inspiration with the discipline. I don't know if they have the inspiration. Yeah, that's what I think.

I don't think they have the discipline. Yeah, because a lot of times people just do shit, just to exist in it. Hold on, you know. The most important thing to realize about human beings is that my biggest frustration is most people don't do what's good for them. I don't know why, but they just fucking don't do what's good for them. I don't know why, but they just fucking don't.

Most people don't do what's good for them. They don't, they might do a little bit, but that's a good example. Where you see people, you and I were talking about somebody today about this. It's like I said, this motherfucker's the most talented motherfucker on the planet.

That's right, it's me nuts. And he is his own worst enemy. And I see the shit and I'm just like, and I had to let it go. Because I take it to personal. Yeah. It hurts my feelings in a lot of ways. Yeah. And he and I had an experience with it recently and we were both like, I was like, this

is one of this, this is like a genius motherfucker. And for whatever reason, just can't, just doesn't want with best form. I really believe that. And I've seen it for many, many years. Yeah. And that's something you gotta come to terms with. I don't know what that is. I'm not a psychiatrist, but that's something that there is,

you have to come to terms with that. You gotta come to terms with why you are not doing, you are not being your best self. I had to deal with that my whole fucking life. But I've kind of, part of like my course correction was learning how to do that. I think that comes with a lot of it. You're a little bit different, Bubble.

You're a little different. You're not as complicated in your head about that stuff. You're just not, but a lot of people are. Yeah, you know, and you're not. It's a blessing. Yeah, it's a blessing. Our friends who are super-competent overthink everything. Yeah.

This is it. I feel bad for them. Dude, the demons you have to fucking grapple with every day. I don't thank God I don't have those diamonds man. Maybe maybe I gotta do what or what it takes what and then I do that Yeah, you're not sensitive to you know, you mean you're sensitive your feelings and stuff, but you know You're not a guy who worries about the discomfort and you don't ever think shit. I don't think about odds I don't think about discomfort. Yes, I don't think about odds. I don't think about this come first. Yes. I don't think about the work You just keep going yep, just keep going But a lot of people can't do that a lot of people for a lot of reasons. I know it's a bummer

And it's not like you have an atrole man It's not like you have not gone through stuff some people have a personality Yeah, it might be your competitive spirit that that kind of overrides a lot of shit. You're competitive There's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot of it's probably stems from or You just don't part of being maybe an athlete at a high level is that you gotta get it done or you're fucking... You don't get it.

Oh, it was. Yeah, and then you get real good at being able to be like, ooh, it's fucking 30 below and I have to go out there and hit people. My bones feel like glass. Mm-hmm, yeah. Thank God. Yeah.

I don't know. That was a deep conversation, you guys. Did you write that down, everybody? Yeah. Why? You got mad that I don't subscribe to the theory stuff? No, it's not even mad about it. You see some of that interesting. No, I like to listen too. Because sometimes I don't have much to add to that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. You know, sometimes, look at you, I don't subscribe, but if you're going with it, cool. I'm still thinking of hells into it. Yeah, sometimes I'm not into it, you know. I'm still trying to, I'm still thinking about it. I'm still, it's a little bit new to me

because I've had to face a lot of this stuff. I've had to go through some stuff over the past two years where it's very cool. I love learning about it. I love it, it's just, I don't know. A lot of people like that because it's, we all have our blocks. Yeah, I think for me is because, you know,

when I was younger, and I even mentioned this like, before I quit drinking, I think I was just so confused and so like emotionally disconnected with myself. And once I've found this world, this, you know, particular thing that we're talking about. I don't know long. Yeah, I just feel like, oh, this is what I needed to see to be able to do the things that I wanna do.

You know, I've used that as my foundation to be able to get out all that I'm trying to get out. That's how I look at it. I mean, it's too, it's also like, they say that with athletes, you cannot overthink shit or you're dead. Like, think about being a quarterback and reading a backfield in split second time.

You even talked about it when you said you played playing tennis, you would have had a full- High-level football. No, no, no, when you were talking about why you never pursued tennis any further, you said you were over- I would be good. Even if I had the physicality,

I think too much. Come on, man. I like this combo. Hey, hey, you know what it's called? You to start when you're forward. Yeah, by the way, but I'll see you know heart is making Oh my god. Oh my god. Is it hard? Oh, was something that's what I missed? Oh, that's I said, no, I didn't say hi. Yeah, that's no he didn't say how I said no, you say he never I never never you wouldn't be able to do it because you I remember you wouldn't be able to do it because you, it's over.

I don't go live. Why would he be able to do it? No, no, no. I don't have the person out there. I'm not going to say anything. No, I don't have the person out there. You would over think. No, it's all the, I'm not.

You said something about the body. You know, tennis or just an athlete in general. Well, I don't know. I have, I do not have the personality type. You've never had the body to play halal patentes. You have to play four or five hours a day. I'm probably misquoting you. I'm, this quote is I'm I'm miss quoting you. Yeah, because I don't want to make it seem like you said You played well, I think you have a certain kind of mind to be a high level athlete because you can't over

Yes, it was something with Athlete over there, but I but I see this is my when you know people say say oh Chavez had pro athletes work work ethic or mentality. Rogan's an athlete, he's not a professional, he's in same work ethic. It's not a athletic endeavor as far as work ethic. No, it's a competitive, it's a competitive all-work-set fucking Walmart.

It has a crazy work ethic. It's just something the way people are built. I know certain people that are monsters, dude. And whether you put them in athletics or UPS, postmates, sometimes you order postmates, I holy fuck, this person has 3000 deliveries in a fucking year. That's the way you make the world a better place

by making your tiny area, your tiny little garden and dominant and dominating it. That's right. That's, that's, it's not a, people, it's the cop outgones, an athletic mentality. No, I'm talking about athletes. I know that are, I'm talking about being psychologically complicated.

That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, but that's with everything. Yeah, whoever it is. Yeah, yeah. I think art being artistic and being is a, man, some of the, some artists are just, I told you so. Yeah, I think art being artistic and being is a man some of the some artists are just fuck towards your soul. Yeah, basket cases. They can do that. That's one thing I do. I mean, I know and I mean being in Hollywood for as long as I have

the number of like when I see when I meet super successful people, a lot of them are very, very disciplined. But then there are a lot of people, like writers that can write their ass off. Boy, they can be. I mean, fucking, like, Steven King doesn't remember writing three books. Two, three. Think about it. You remember writing the shining or the fuck? He was like, I couldn't tell you.

What? No, no, no. Genius. And you know what he said, though? He goes, that's because I was a writer with a lot of talent who had a substance abuse problem. It's not because I was talented. Yeah. That's the I was a writer with a lot of talent who had a substance abuse problem. It's not because I was talented. Yeah That's the other thing. So

It's it's where we're touching on a long debate that's never yeah Never gonna point is when it comes to spikeball my hands Do you can you post more videos? Yeah, you gotta, I can't fucking wait this weekend. Hey post that post that video on your IG. Now I'm waiting, dude. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me fuck it on his shit. Just put it in the level spy hole.

Who wants some? I mean give your address. Dude, it's gonna be good. Who wants some? I'm gonna make a video and you guys can go like, what the fuck, dude? He died. Spell just like fun.

You gotta be split volleyball. How much fun time? So much fun dude. It's just so far away. Would you ever come down to the beach? Never. Never. So much fun.

Let me ask. On Saturday? No, no, no. I've done there Saturday traffic. It's such a good time. I know. We can mean Malibu. We can mean Malibu.

I'd do that with you. It's a bit of a beast though. It'd be fun. It's so fun. Kind of. You know what I'm saying? Gotta have the right kid. What do you a beast though, it'd be fun. It's so fun. Kind of, you know, it's got to have a right hand. What do you got to do? Yeah, you got kids.

That's the problem. You're a kid. Shouldn't you ever get in the handball and that shit? Handball. Yeah. Handball's like, were you hit a kid? Oh yeah, yeah. Even like, you know, nation ball or dodgeball, all that kind of stuff.

Oh my, wait, wait, you call it nation ball? We call it nation ball. Why? I don't know when I grew up, they call it Nation Ball. Yeah. You hit each other in the face and early. That's the old term. What's up?

Nation Ball? I'm old school. So I don't know. I'm old school. I've never heard that. You call it Nation Ball? No, this is a... Here sometime.

So Dodge Ball's called Nation Ball? Yeah, we call it Nation Ball. Kids can't play Dodge Ball in school anymore, huh? My kids too. My son in his private school, they play dodgeball. Oh really? That's fantastic. And my kid balls. Dad, there's a kid who can knock you out if he throws the ball at your head. He's that strong. Oh wow. I was like, all right. Did you get in the face with those fucking red balls? It's so bad. You and I are throwing it. Remember Remember Jeff, we were playing fucking, and Joanna's brother who played baseball

was throwing the ball so fucking hard. I was playing basketball. Oh my God, I threw my arm out. He was throwing the ball like, shhh. I would've got you. Tampa comes see me this fri- I mean, not this friday, April 15, 16.

And then where are you gonna be, Brennan? I'm in Phoenix, Arizona, April 14th to 16th. That's next Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Phoenix, Arizona, catch me at JT Wings, then catch me at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, Arizona with the Thick Boy Squad, Chappelle A.C. David Lucas, April 14th to 16th. Take it to ThickBoy.com.

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thezebra.com slash fighter and get your free quote today. That's thezebra dot com slash fighter and get your free quote today. That's the zebra dot com slash fighter So this is a little older, but I thought this was hilarious. There is a Brazilian singer who was hospitalized After she was holding in her farts while she was spending time with her boyfriend I guess they were at a stage in their relationship where she didn't feel comfortable farting around him and she would at a stage in their relationship where she didn't feel comfortable farting around him and she would spend an extended amount of time with him where she just held it in and it built up so much gas in her body. It caused her physical pain. She then went down a Google spiral where people said, you know what? This pain should diminish. It's fine.

Just like fart when you can. And it got so bad she went to the hospital. And when they got there, she owed her Farts like days. Yeah, days and it's happening because every time she would hang out with her boyfriend for a few days, she would hold in her Farts. She just refused. She was just at least walking to the other room. That's what I was thinking. Maybe go with two. No, put a silencer. Use the pellet. I use the pellet. I use those bombs. The silencer. You're gonna give someone a pink guy like that yeah yeah I better that than the ER and she actually admitted it on Instagram because she was just making a silly story like hey guys you know what's more

embarrassing than farting in front of your boyfriend it's waking him up in the middle of the night to take you to the hospital only to be told that you've been holding in your farts I I wonder what he said, Arthur. Like God damn girl. Yeah. Just a cumulation man. All of the four. Yeah, a lot of those Spanish singers have crazy

about you. So if you hold your farts and go up into Jesus Christ. 15.7 million followers. She's super bad. Stunning. Yeah, she's very pretty. So did they have to cut her open? No, she was given some medication to kind of Yeah, I did help cut her open. Yeah, I mean, I don't know dude. This is a this is a rare case here, man

That's a fair question Well, she's very very very pretty now. How much of that is natural Uh, not a lot a lot, but also who cares though, you know the lips don't care tits don't care Oh Yeah, she's she's doing well. God, it must have been bad. Oh, you're farting so bad. All right, but don't you do that? No, you let Let it go. I'll do the silencer. I'll go. I think I left something in the kitchen. My girl steps there and I just go down and it's fucking bombs over bags.

Yeah, do you still do? I'd be like, re-play the trumpets down there? I'm like, nope. So after all this time, you're still on farting. Never, I keep it sexy. That's interesting. Never, never, never, never. It's good to see fun.

What's that sex somebody that's farting all the time? Some people are angry. I've never heard my girl fart. Don't know what, nine years? Never heard a fart, ever. Nine minutes of sleep sleep she's about she's not gonna have to go the merch room for her for you discipline man discipline hmm my kids of farting excuse me because she makes them say excuse me just fart dude fart

heart let it out and then they get no because I'll walk in their bedroom in the morning. Thought that's a fart. And I'll fart in his bed. And then we'll be like, dad, say excuse me. I'm not gonna say that, because I'm not a nerd, okay? Excuse me, what are you, what are you fucking, what you rich, what is this dude? Excuse me?

Excuse me, I'm set up for a fart. Dad, Fart's heart. My friend, my friend's sister's friend. She's a bigger girl. And she was laughing. And she bent over. And she just went, boo.

I was also about nice, she goes, excuse me. And I go, what? Yeah, I pretend I was like, what? It's because you wouldn't, I go, and I said to start laughing. I was like, I didn't hear it. Dude, so embarrassing when you rip a got, and I said to Gus, I said start laughing. I was like, I didn't hear it. Dude, so embarrassing when he ripped a fart,

we don't mean to? The last time I remember that, as I was staying with Club, I was on Ultimate Fighter, his apartment downtown, and he was with his girlfriend, he was now his wife. She was staying there,

and we're all watching the show together, like American, I have some shit. And I just, I was, I was like, how the fuck bad? And then I just went to Moot, because she goes, okay, Moot, she goes, hey, can you get over my phone? I go was like, I gotta fart bad. And then I just went to moot, because she goes, okay, she goes, hey, can she get over my phone? I go like this and it goes,

boom. I just stopped and went, I like the tap of the thigh that ain't good. Yeah, I just stopped and went. And she was like, wow, I'm so sorry. I just, I'm so sorry. Of course, as your club is unbelievable. Sometimes it happens.

Yeah, it does. What are you going to do? Bart's never not funny. A man in the Bronx was in the ER when the doctor who had come to check his dick, realized like, hey, your dick is turning black. It's actually dying. What did you do? Jesus Christ.

And the guy admitted to administering coke into his dick several times. You're trying to put it into the hole? You was trying to inject it, I believe. Like in the shaft, not necessarily in the pee hole. It would be crack. But he had a bunch of other things in his system. He had meth injected the drug I believe like in the shaft not necessarily in the pee hole But he had a bunch of other things in his system. He had meth Jack did the drug into his dorsal

You know, you know, yeah, he's not a smart. He said that he's done it a few times before and it was perfectly fine But the last time he did it in complications, but he shot cannabis and methadone and his dick too. I Believe He did it. He did it. But he shot cannabis and methadone and his dick too. I believe. I don't know. I don't know. You're in Tess L. Kimack, Pollyford, for cocaine, and cannabis and methadone. Just some more. I don't know if he actually administered those

through his dick as well. But he did say that. That's what they found in his system. Yeah. He obviously this guy's super smart, but dude, after all, yummy places, you can jack your your body the vein of your dick daddy But if he does this a lot it could be at most of his veins are

veins over as other places. Yeah, go to your go go hands or do it eventually style. Go to your foot Some people do it between like toes. Yeah, the web of the foot Go back. Go back. Go back. I'm he probably probably did all that Dude dick was about to absorb so many drugs, like, fuck, I'm just putting this big juicy dick thing. That is thick. Look at this. Even if you have a small dick, that juicy vein is thick.

You can't miss it. What'd you see, Brian? What? He missed rods after Cobra, bit man. Oh, you look like that. Well, I don't know. Oh, no. Oh, no.

What do you think? Is that true? Click on it, Chin. I'm ready. Click game.. What do you think? Is that true? Click on a chin. I'm ready. Click gave. To wrap up the story though, that guy was told that his dick is technically like just a dead appendage. And he would have to have it chopped off. He refused, took some medication from the doctor

to try to help revive it in any way. And we have not heard from him since. For some real Dutchman in a sub-agrotting penis after a cobra bit his genitals white stuff on a toilet South Africa all set Oh Contains extremely graphic video or photos. Let's definitely click on that You try to see the hours before you be flown to the nearest hospital approximately 220 miles away

Spinis scrotum were noted to be swollen. You think, deep purple and color, painful unhoused. You don't get bit by cobra, especially not in the dick. He went on extensive reconstruction surgery required. Himodialysis, injury, sustained to his kidneys. He's made a full recovery. And a plastic surgeon performed a penal shaft the pavement. You know, when extensive reconstructive surgery

Man's made a full recovery do stuff like as injecting cocaine this guy got bit by fucking code hey dude They have pictures of it. No, I'd like to see him Dude think about a cupboard fucking latch on to your dick. No, that's not good at all. Cobras are stupid poisonous. Yeah, super. But also, I don't know. This is true.

It might be. Well, it showed another man. There's the picture. Oh, look at that. Look at that. Jellum's that day. Yeah, that's good. All right.

Krober didn't have a lot to chop in too. That's the one. That's the swan on. That's after the, that's probably after the, Alright. Alright. Hey. Kermit didn't have a lot to chop in too. That's just swung on. That's after the, that's probably after the, like Kobra is good aim. Yeah, it's after the, it's after the, it's after the, after the operation.

Oh, after the operation. Oh, that would hurt. Yeah, that's a lot. You showed another one. Man in India kills wife by Kobra. Yeah, I believe it. He's just, that's what they do to them, huh? Well, I said one bit of this one.

In India, they would always blame it on a cobra bite. So you kill your wife in a fight and a fit of rage. And then they'd be like, a cobra better or nothing to see here. And we already buried her. That's what they would do. No, that's what, what's that one crazy snake?

Oh, the goboon? The boon viper? Yeah. No one learned that thing. Two inch fang. Yeah, you know yeah, you got boom Now you know, I fucking I don't want anything by my dick. Yeah, yeah, your boy Logan Paul was Performing at WrestleMania and he killed it

Be on a show end of April you see him just do the splits He's been able to do that amazing He used to have his vine videos. He had a like a compilation of him just dropping in to the splits Dude he's fucking great. Hey shout out to him for that. That's The team's on there too He is dude. This is dope. He puts in the work man. That's he ever look at this. He's to be brother He's taking over the fucking world, right? Look at him. Yeah, he's a natural. Yeah

He's good is anybody to see watch a job that's what's fucking That's the sweat sitting with that James Brown. Mm-hmm God damn. That's as anybody high-resign. Mac if he was on there too. Wow That's dope boys are blowing up That's the sports of that is an athletic kid these Christ So Louis CK actually want a Grammy last night for the best comedy album He was not there in attendance. So Levar Burton was the one to go up in. Get from Reen Rainbow. Yeah. Yeah.

I did not get to see the full speech. I love that you want to Grammy. How great is that? Yeah. It was a great special. I wish my boy Nate Bargazzy won, but he was up for it. His Dave Spel, him. Wow. Good for Louis. Isn't that cool? That's a big deal. That is fucking awesome.

Great special. Yeah, one of the best. Can you even say that he's canceled by Hollywood anymore if they're the ones who nominated him for this? No, it's not. It's not, right? Well, the Grammys had to come out and be like, hey, we don't give a fuck what's going on outside,

which is just the body of work. All going on outside which just the body of work All we do is nominate the body of work whatever happens outside we have no control of we just dominate the body of work Yep pretty cool undeniable Speaking of which I'll be in Tampa 15th and 16 This week 15th and 16th. Let's just week. Get your tickets. No, two weeks.

Two weeks. And my special, May 19th, it's official. May 19th. Big boy shooting at the, yeah. Yeah, it's only come out for a while, but yeah. Yeah, shooting it. Get your tickets. Cool.

This is a little bit late, but we want to make sure to show, uh, Chappelle had his concert, what, two weeks ago? We can have a- Oh. So just a little flip of them. Come on, man. Oh, man. What? What? Why? We can have oh Come on man

I like the eye holding his girl there Is that a hot topic here just two people watching It's at a skate shop, a record store called Program. And Fullerton. You're right, Lyric. You're in the road, I wrote the whole song. You're in the bassist, there's some thick voice, huh? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Let's go, let's go. Let's go, let's go.

Let's go, let's go. Let's go. Woo! Look at how the show goes. That was dope. It was dope, man. That was a good time. Yeah, it was great.

Yeah. When's the next one? Um, we don't have one books right now. We're going to set some up. What did you say? Don't call your ship. No, I didn't. No, no, go ahead, I'm asking him. No, I can be fun of I'm literally asking him why is this guitar collection? I have said it and you're making fun of his fucking

Yeah, you're a man. How did you make fun of you get up there? I didn't think I could play the guitar. We sat through your handball conversation I asked hey football and you wrote the song shut the fuck up What about the song shut the fuck up That's a good song She'll all I was asking was Brennan That's the one that's one Brennan's supportive Brennan was showing He was showing supportive Brennan was showing like enthusiasm, he was like, when's the next one?

And in my mind, it sounded like he was saying, when's the next one? And the subtext was, so I can come and watch you. And the reason I looked at Brennan and said, why is because if you had 30 grand waiting for him there, he ain't come. No. No, I'm not trying to be a dick, but he ain't come.

No, it feels like I was in a close up. Okay, okay. If I was in LA, like, close to you. You're living room, I think you would go down there. If I was out there, I think you would go. Now we got our next show as in Calabas. If you were in the first place, you would see me straight out.

Right here. Right after finally came. Right after how you doing. I know were out already, he was sitting straight out straight here. Right after finally came. I know him very well, you understand. It's tough to do. So when he goes, when's the next one? Just be like once the bang in together, man. Nope. Then we all be there.

I can just see on his face. I just go. Y'all think I'm a weirdo. No, we don't. Yeah, you do. No, we don't. Yeah, you, you do. I love you. Oh, yeah, you do I love you Yeah, you do Ryan We went through I

Know how you shit damn teeth story your handball story Lynn Porsche bell here By the way when you describe your trips, like nothing happens. No, yours was just a lot of trouble. He had taken the airport and he goes like this, he goes to the airport. I'm like fucked up and I'm like, I gotta get the airport, we have to hurry. And he goes, I just gotta stop by the DMV for a second.

I go, no, no, no, no. Yes, that's good. No, just to register my car, I go, then that baby goes, okay, okay, and we're driving and then he goes like this. Just to register my car, we to register my cargo. That bet he goes, okay, okay, we're driving any niggas. He goes, just to register my cargo. We're not in time, man. I got it.

Freak me out. I got a piece of a bad chin before we do this. I just got it. What else you got, Chan? All right, this is the next one that we talked about is that will happen, but I guess it's happening pretty soon. BTS, all of them, we'll have to join. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, all of them, we'll have to join military service, a one and a half years.

Yeah, so 1.5 years, they're going to be gone. You look like the one in the far left is going to struggle a little bit. I mean, I was the guy with mascara. Super feminine. Because they all have to do that a certain age, right? Yeah. Yeah. Super feminine.

No matter how famous you are, you guys are like, you're the top. Every military has some far right. Green zombie lost their Jose Aldo and then went away for three years two years on what they are how long how long did it have to three years It's usually minimum two-year service But depending on what you do like if you my dad did the marine thing so he had he was had the option of serving one and a half Because it's tougher. Yeah, he ended up serving three years because of a threat from North Korea Yeah, he ended up serving three years because of a threat from North Korea So just a pencil tough. Yeah, you think they would have some like kind of exceptions like with BTS like

No, no, no, how famous you are how famous your Tom Cruise the rock would have to go if he was a kind of badass Yeah, a bunch of BTS fans try to make a protest Well, say Because I guess there are certain exceptions for people not to go right if you're like um, what's the term like? The chin correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not sure. If I'm Korean culture, if they did take the exception, it would be frowned upon. Yeah, yeah, you would be, it would fuck your, your sales up.

Not just that. There's a, the most famous guy at the time was Yusung Jun, he was a K-pop, one of the first K-pop artists. Yeah. He found a way to go to the US and get citizenship to not serve. He's no longer on Korea. He was the biggest at the time, too.

Now, no Koreans fuck with him. They don't let him back in. That's the market. But I'm saying to the Koreans still support me even though he can't go back in. I mean, that like you said, but just not the government. I'd rather give you one better.

There was a tabloid guy, they posted a nude picture of this K-pop star, this girl, because the boyfriend sold it to some guy. And you have a video trying to sell it to other people. And you hear the editors going, fuck you like in Korean, like fuck you, you scumbag. One newspaper that was well known, bought it right? No one bought the paper.

Yeah, it out there. They shut that shit down. That's great. Everybody in the fucking country went, oh that's what you do? Fuck it out in the US. Because America is not like that. I wish we were. I wish we were.

Also, you know, if the safety of South Korea, nothing against BTS comes down to them defend the country, you get dicey. You know, dicey, because they're like Gucci fucking dresses. Yeah, I'm sure little masks. I mean, they're gonna learn a lot being in the middle of the day. They will, but they'll learn a lot. They're definitely not gonna have the same kind of treatment. They're gonna have to go through some tough times, but there's nowhere they're gonna get the same treatment as a regular. And they knew it was coming.

Naturally, but they might want it, you know. I don't know. Hey. Hey, I don't think so. Well, I mean, just the stuff that they when you're touring the world, they're training and stuff is already rigorous, even though it's just a pop. Yeah, they're going to hours at the end. Yeah. Yeah. Stuff. Yeah.

If you're a big touring artist, they're like, yeah, you got to take a break. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what I dance, dude. Like you're in danger, ass in this machine. Yeah. Yeah. In dance assassin. you and dad your ass in this machine Dance this ass in the hand walk over here Go and pop lock and drop on this grenade right? That guy's a looker though that guy who went to America to get American citizenship He should have known oh yeah, he was he was on top of the world. It looks like a tough dude

Yeah, you'll see what to do now. He does like stunt stuff in China, I think. Damn, that's all. Yeah. So he was huge and he can't. That's him when he was. Get to know that was gonna be pretty suicide. That was a look back, man. The one long, yeah.

I had that too. He did, he did. He did, he did. He did, he did. He did, he did. He did, he did. He's a beast. He's a good guy, man.

That's a fucking similar place. He had to know and that was doing that. He was begging, crying to come back and they just said nope. Oh, no, if you, yeah, they can't do that. The rules, the rules. Also, it's just two, yeah, two years. I know. Imagine being the biggest star, but they just don't let you in,

because of that. Imagine like Justin Bieber having a fucking go to war right now. Do you see his outfit last training? You can never go back to your country though. Yeah, that's the set. Yeah, yeah. Dude, just do a nice reward. Did you see his outfit last training? You can never go back to your country though. Yeah, that's the set. Yeah, yeah. Dude, just do the two years. Yeah, that's insane.

Two years. Let me get this. What's this? This meteorologist was actually looking at a tornado. That's coming to a certain area. He realized it was right where he lives. Oh, sure. So he called his kids to make sure they went

to the basement hide for like a few minutes. Very, very closely. As a matter of fact, I'm tracking this so closely now. This is gonna go, this is gonna go right over, right over my house. So very close to my house, which again, is in the Chevy Chase area, Bethesda area.

This is along with constant avenue as well. So heads up if you live along Massachusetts or Wisconsin Avenue. Can't you? And everybody? Yeah. Hey, man, I want you to get down in the basement. We got a tornado warning. All right. So I want to make sure you and Kelly get downstairs as soon as you can. Okay. Yeah, get down there right now. Oh, I know. Get in there. You know, why fight on there, Dad? Just kind of wait for like 10, 15 minutes, okay?

Do it now. Alright, thanks buddy. Alright, so that was, you know, got to warn my kids because I know it's sweet. No, sweet. They're doing right now. They're probably online gaming and they're not seeing this.

So. I went to college there and I never saw a tornado come through DC. That's really great. I know that's real in those parts. Yeah, and there are a lot of buildings in Bethesda, Chevy Chase, a lot of buildings. So it's very, that's very suspecting me in strange. Oh, I mean, that's a really residential like.

I love these, I guess I look closer, holy shit, that's my house. I'm gonna be right over my house. Is I live right in the Chevy Chase area? Wow, I guess I look closer, holy shit, that's my house. I'm over my house. Is I live right in the Chevy Chase area? Wow, I never heard of it. I never heard of a tornado going through that area. Dude, and we used to have tornadoes in Colorado, all the time the tornado warnings, and we'd go to the basement.

I used to love it. Were they big tornadoes like everyone? Yeah, oh yeah. Colorado's got hail, correct me if I'm right. Yeah, yeah, big kill you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck your car. Oh yeah.

In the house. Yeah. And head if you're out there. The golf size hail you. Yeah, yeah, fuck your car. Oh, yeah. And head if you're out there. The golf size hail balls. Yeah, just destroy your ass. You see animals that die. Like rabbits will just get clogged. Fuckin' All right, this is a little disturbing,

but the guy's okay now. This officer's okay. All right, saw this, you saw this? Yeah, and it's almost like a horror movie because you don't think she's gonna do anything. And she looks like a crazy person. Oh, she is crazy. Oh, but he's like, all right, let's go this way and she's like, he'll hurt her you don't think she's gonna do anything. She looks like a crazy person. Oh, she is crazy.

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Hi. You're just hitting, were you just going to crash? Oh! Alright. I never think to look at her here. You're just hitting, were you just gonna crash? Man come up here, don't walk away. No, no walking, come over here. Okay. This is a nice binder bag. Walk upstairs alright, let's get out this water area.

I want to rescue you. You're scared? Walk upstairs alright, let's get out this water area You're scared Let's walk up here. Let's get off this water, okay? He's just the knife on his side. Right here Stand right through his neck, but he's fine now. They said if it was any other like a little bit down he probably wouldn't Would have made it that nuts. Yeah, and that was it and then Attempted pretty much for

Well, she's a cookover. Yeah, yeah, she's on drugs or something. I don't know. She's an asshole Mm-hmm. That's not drugs. She's an asshole. What else is going on with this fucking cookover? Yeah, no Knick since the knife nicked his car to our array But he's already gone home. Oh, dude, one little He's out of the house, but yeah, cop huh? Oh man, they deal with that every day People I realized what they brand them calls some crazy bitch beach Big titties, you know, you know Bits Wait, can I see can I see just like what's up?

They're been knife in the net big too much about her history that fucking whack it. Oh, I don't think we look too much into it I think she Play my math I mean I think she has beyond drugs. Oh here we go I mean, I think you have to be on drugs. Oh here we go Involved on just a traffic crash. Okay, she's super fucked Imagine doing that man. You're so screwed now attempt premeditated attempted murder. You're gone for a hot Premeditated that's trippy Butterfly night butterfly night Jesus What'd you you're in a seven-minute can run away and then you kill a cop?

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So she's crazy. Yeah, I mean drugs. I'm sure. Well, thankfully the officer's going to be perfectly fine after this. That's insane, dude. I know we're tired of the Will Smith thing, but I just saw this on Hood Clips. Okay, Chad, I see you. So funny.

People find all this stuff a little around. I So funny People find all this stuff later on I Don't know what they found on them Christ Rock space after oh no Fresh prints Fresh prints, I love it. Should those have left? Fresh prints. All right.

This is a sad one, very sad, and this is just trippy, too. It's so this kid fell from a 430 foot ride at Icon theme park in Orlando. Have you seen the actual video him phone? No, I hold on. I see a world star had it all over. I don't know, I don't watch that.

But so the thing is about these rides So I've done it's some 18 old kid doesn't want to be there getting paid minimum wage He's you know, he's just like whatever dude and this kid he's 14 years alive three and 40 pounds. That's insane. It's not strapped in court You're a football player. It's not strapped in correctly He's told his friends like hey, I don't want to do this if I die tell my parents this this and this Dude it goes up. He's freaking out and it comes you know, I don't Reach it down thing like like kind of breaks as I'm not laughing as it screech down. You seem to go

What yep Horrible it just he just broke out of it I mean just was yeah cuz it. Yeah, I mean, just when it was, it was a strapped, yeah, he's too big. One of the workers comes up to this, like this guy's like, you know, 20 something made terrible decisions life. He's like, the green light was on, it was fine.

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Then what screeches when it comes slowing down, you know, he probably fall 60 feet. The bell feels for it. So what happened? We don't know. Because he was 53 pounds over the weight limit already. So it probably just in Strathman. 40 at that age.

I know, these football players. Joggenic. There was an article about a woman coming out saying she was like his cousin trying to receive donations. She's like a fake memorial for him. Like a girlfriend. Are you serious? He's a terrible terrible person.

She's like crying in front of cameras. Oh my gosh. Really? We're trying to like crying in front of camera. Oh my god. Really? My cousin, we're trying to like collect money for his services. Not sure people are donated. Terrible person. Yeah. But what happens, this house too, people are, what happens is go find me the way it works.

They realize that they take all the money, the people that donate get their money back. Yeah. I should ask him for donations at there like. Jesus Christ. Yeah. In person too, because there are people coming up trying to like send their condolences and all the parents are suing the the theme park like whatever $15 million

Theme park is an accident I've got really hurt man, I'll lawyer as he's being loaded onto the fucking ambulance lawyer call me, I can make you some money yeah that's what they do Call me I can make you some money. Yeah, that's what they do Yeah, he he he he he's but he hits hard and then the guy right like he's like yeah We need 9-1-1 the parents are watching oh no, it's tough dude what a Disappear world star Well, I saw Rogan post this

The house passed the build a federally decolonize marijuana. No, this is real. And it's also, so I think it's retroactive too, so people that didn't do any non-violent crimes, they won't be charged with how they're going to jail for it. So many people like prison for this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's great. That's really good.

So what's another, it's a real jail? Expunges of records have convicted non-violent cannabis offenses, which I imagine would be so many people They go great. Yeah, what can you go over to the I'm just for research I'm just curious It's on CNN. How's this popping up? I mean, I mean CNN, how's this popping up? I mean, because I think it's a big content. Yeah.

Well, but I mean, it says, it's all doll, long doll. Hey, did you do anything for April Fools? We on Thickboy Instagram, we posted that I'm a now, it looked like a real article I'm announcing, I'm coming back to the video. Oh, yeah, yeah, I saw it. Well, obviously, people know it was April Fools,

and one guy really got on there was like, you have a lot going on for a man, you don't need to do this. Like, holy shit, it's gotta realize it's April Fool's. Yep. There it is. You're a real reporter, April Fool's in 2022. That's really funny.

There you go, baby. So I almost thought that was actual real, it says by a real reporter. I know, and it says April Fool's, a little guy down there was like, you don't need to do this man, you have a lot going on. Seems like a bad idea. I was like, oh don't need to do this menu of a lot going on. Seems like a bad idea. I was like, oh, yeah.

He cares about you, man. Brandon versus Delia, finally going down. Let's go Chris. Let's go Chris. All right, speaking of fighting, someone just sent this in, I don't remember his name, but someone sent this in. Look at this thing.

Holy shit. That rap tried though, you know. Knocked out there, there, there. Oh, you know knocked out there there there That's like that that's bad ax kick which always look it doesn't look like extend doing thing But it actually ref tried getting in there, but yeah, it's quick on it. Yeah, some but hashtag super necessary Fuck oh this last one then did you guys know this? Yes, oh this last one then Did you guys know this a comedian or no Jared Michael? I love to run my car ride

Rod Yeah, I love him. Okay. I've seen the special I have not I love it So I came out as gay on a special. He's amazing. Did you know he was the game in we didn't know? I didn't know I just love that I think it was kind of like under yeah, but people kind of knew people with you No, like they're not that surprised People that he has some people yeah, I don't know them at all. Yeah, she's he's funny No, he's a beautiful guy man in everywhere just that guy's an artist. Oh, he's in big and Hollywood We knew we knew that I mean he does a lot. I mean he's like a showrunner for quite a few shows

He had his own show. Yeah, he had the car like the car Michaels. Yeah, he came from nothing too. He's like, you know, great fan. He's real good friends with Jamar. I'm not so cool man. So he comes out the special. Yeah, yeah, love it. Yeah, if it's funny, I love it. He was so gutsy back that man.

He would do shit. We were at the comedy store in La Jolla. And he was, what, 23. Didn't you end up buying my car? Was it first car? We did, that's the rumor. That would be the rumor. That's the rumor. Nice.

That's the rumor. Cause I knew I was like this kid. I love it, it was like, you take the train or the bus. He's just too special. I was like, you can't. You never know what buying somebody a car, who's worth it, you know?

It's like, you hit him up now and buy, hey dude. You remember? Hey. Somebody each feel special. Hey, remember that car that I got you years back give me a little something daddy's been charged an interest for 15 years now I love he's one of the good guys where I just hear good things and I'm like yes that's cool man he kind of he's he kind of keeps to himself too he's always been that way yeah recluse stopful dude I never wanted to be involved. All right, kids.

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I love it. That goes 7 p.m. live for UFC 273. We got to give him some. Come side, Gilbert Burns, right? Yeah, can't wait, man. And then next week is Phoenix. You're up, I'll be full of JT wings and a positive attitude. April 14th of 16th, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

Phoenix, Arizona, stand up live. Then Austin, Texas is April 22nd through the 23rd, two shows Friday, two shows Saturday at the Moontar Academy Festival at CapCities, Austin, Texas. And then April 28th on Thick Boy, my special debuts. Get your some, man-motivated self done, self paid for, you'll see if you think

that we're doing, man. That drops April 28th on Thick Boy YouTube only. But Phoenix, you're up. Next Thursday Friday Saturday. Tampa, Tampa, improv. I got Friday Saturday, April 16th, 15th and 16th. Get your tickets, Tampa improv. Port Charlotte, Florida,

Versani Comedy Theater, April 21, 22nd, 23th, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Then Las Vegas, Nevada Wise Guys Comedy Club, April 28th, the 30th, and guess who's coming to New Jersey at the stress factory? Lazy guy. We said to Jersey. Stress factory, Jersey.

I said, fuck it. May 5, Jersey, I said fuck it. May 5, 6, 7. It's really only a month out, but I said I'm doing this. I love the stress factory only done it once before. Love Jersey, love those crowds. Stress factory, I'll see you there. New Jersey, New Brunswick. New Brunswick, yeah.

There we go, there. And then this weekend, April 8th and April 9th, Friday, Saturday, I'll be a wise guys comedy club in Salt Lake City. Then later down the road, May 6th and May 7th, I'll be in San Diego at Mike Drop comedy club, new comedy club out there in San Diego. And then I'll be doing a one-nighter, May 12th in the hometown Phoenix at Stand Up Live. All righty. Boom. Love you guys. Love you.

in the hometown Phoenix at Stand Up Live. All righty. Boom. Love you guys. Love you.