The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 787

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

The guys talk mountain lion sightings, Brendan and Shapel's early morning hike, Netflix's Bad Vegan, catfishing, rapper TI going after a comedian on stage, Elon Musk becoming Twit...ter's biggest shareholder, Bryan's cryptocurrency/NFT update, slump busters and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:04 Gotta make sure you're touching good. Dingly. Or not, I don't know why I hit you. Gotta make sure we're good. Dingly. That's what I, Yo, Brian. Yeah. This man's not playing about them damn mountain lions. Mm-hmm. I went on a hike with him this morning.
Starting point is 00:02:15 I saw footprints. Yeah. Big ones. Dude, I'm telling you. Let me ask you a question. I'm, Brian. Do you know that it's a mountain lion or could it be a big dog?
Starting point is 00:02:24 And what's not a dog and You don't think I know what a dog foot looks like no, I don't compared to a mountain line dogs are pretty easy with the pat I'm telling you okay now now this is a mud to think size of my head. I appreciate both of you. I was there I appreciate it. I want to ask you a question. Are you a couple questions? What is the difference between a mountain lion's paw print and a dog's paw print? It's pretty easy to tell when you see it. I'd like a description if you don't mind. It's the padding and what is it? And what's the difference in the pattern? What's the difference in the padding and the claws? How many pads on them? Yeah, they have a difference that bring that up, Chen? How many pads on them? Yeah, they have a difference.
Starting point is 00:03:03 Bring that up, Chen. Yeah. See, you can tell the difference. I saw what I saw. I deal with all the time. So with Steve Renella, though, I would send him pictures. I thought it was a mountain line. Yes, you've been on it.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Yeah. Really? Yeah, it bums me out. I wanted to be a mountain line. And there are mountain lines up there, so don't kid yourself. I'll show you what I sent to Rogan yesterday. I told you on ring. He said they wouldn't go after us.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Did you see this? I'm ringing, they found a 220 pound mountain line. Yep,. There it is right there. That's a how much a 220 pound is that true wrong? It was on ring See that see the calls Wait, you can't do mountain light The coupe bit cougar a large dog You see the padding that that you see the Heal with three rounded lobes It's hard right it's hard to get in a big coyote it didn't seem like it could be a big dog
Starting point is 00:03:53 We also saw a snakey though. Hey all sneaky. Hey Brian Brian Brian. You know what though Brian Probably dog I know and that's a bummer. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it But you know what I would I would I would I would I would get a brim Probably I know and it bumps me out I got one on the ride. I got so high. I was like looking around. I was like, hey, I've been there Let's get the fuck out of here. I know Dude, I spent more time on that trail. We are on the end of the pandemic. I mean every would you ride your bike that on every day? Every day. Yeah, you know me my mountain line. I've seen how many zero
Starting point is 00:04:24 Which you ride your bike on every day every day. Yeah, you know me my my life mountain line. I've seen how many zero They're so elusive now did I lie to Brian and Rogan one time? I did I would do I saw mountain round Well, I've seen rouse six mountain lines bobcats did see about coyotes up the king I go mountain and you got the call man you saw mountain line up. Well, no, you went like this You go swear to God and you went your eyes were out. Yeah, I went. Yeah Yeah, man. I saw I go I saw, did you why you started there and then we, wait, are they up there though? Yeah, I like it, yeah, yeah, yeah. But so what, they just kind of keep to themselves and,
Starting point is 00:04:53 yeah, you don't see them, man, they're fucking elusive creatures. I saw a bobcat, a huge, a huge, Paul's man. Oh, I saw a bobcat, it's got huge, and then I ran into a pack of coyotes. When, remember during the pandemic, those trails were closed off.
Starting point is 00:05:08 So nature just wild out. They were scared to see them. They ain't nobody coming out. So your boys in the fucking sticks, and I fucking cruise across, and I see a pack of coyote, and like, oh, this is not good. Oh, no, I had a, they just watched me go by,
Starting point is 00:05:22 and like, should we? And I had a, I had a coyote, a pack of coyotes closing on my dog when I was with my dog in Calabases. And that dog, coyote came right, I have it on video, coyote came and read it to my dog. It's wagging and I'm going to eat it. Yeah, they'll eat it.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Oh yeah, you were talking about how like you would never put your dog off a leash on that. Like those people that walked up to us? Dude, as many rattlesnakes as I see, they'll wait till Jill or me. Cause you see all the holes. They're all everywhere. You saw the one little snake.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Yeah, yeah. There was even a rattler. Dude, in the summer, I'm on my trails, nothing better. You see, fuck you. Fuck you. Five rattlesnakes. Yeah, they're everywhere. I was attacked by a bee this morning.
Starting point is 00:05:57 It's just scared me. He's a fuck yeah. When I was with those coyotes, I got down on my knee and they surrounded me. And they, they kind of bowed to me. They never had that. They kind of bowed to me and they kind of bowed to me. They never had that. They kind of bowed to me and then they went like this. Oh, together.
Starting point is 00:06:12 And then I was doing my kung fu and then I was doing some meditation and they stayed there. And then I released them. I went, I go and they ran. You know much I wish that was real. Me too. I'll tell you what, the coyote did come in You know much I wish that was real. Me too. I'll tell you what, though, the coyote did come in our backyard in the middle of it, dude. So balls on, not a mountain line of coyote.
Starting point is 00:06:31 Because our caretaker was out with Boston, who's two. Those coyotes are fucked up a little kid. I don't like that. No, I told them, you can't get outside anymore, right? Yeah, I figured out. I don't like that. No, you're talking about that. I don't like that with a two-year-old around.
Starting point is 00:06:43 And by the way, mountain lions are no joke around the six-year-old seven-year-old. Oh, dude, they're real pro. Fucking Colorado, a six-year-old girl with a nightmare hiking with a parents mountain lions just jumped into the middle of the Grad-Bad child and you know how does Jack disappear? That's right. And the mountain's disappeared. Oh, a nightmare. Fucking nightmare. Fucking nightmare. nightmare fucking night. What else fuck up a little
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Starting point is 00:07:46 Pell's Jeep this morning because they're going to hike is should Pell Marking me jump in I go do weird I it's like American pie we're going on summer break oh yeah I'm 40 my kids feels like my dad I feel good the summer sun oh and my Jeep bro I feel like clueless issue. Hit the top, then. No, I feel like Zoolander, we're in the Jeep. Oh, yeah. The gas, hit the tail. Wait, be out. There you go, good.
Starting point is 00:08:09 I fucking love that movie. Dude, the top down, the Bronco, there's nothing like it, then. I can put the top down, then. Get the tip. You drive that car more than any other car, probably, right? The Bronco? I drive the Ferrari the most. You do?
Starting point is 00:08:20 I mean, the Bronco is all you have to kid. You're not afraid, you're not afraid that the Ferrari will get dinged. No, no. you just fucking save. He's got a drive it, I mean, it's a car. Well, not a guy's not driving because what happens is if you ding that fuck thing, it loses it's value. When I worked valet, they would just pay us extra
Starting point is 00:08:37 to leave it alone. Yeah, I don't valet. Yeah, they would just leave it alone. No, fuck no. They'd be like, I'm gonna leave it right here, but I'm gonna pay you more. But not touch it at all. Never, I never valid. You're gonna trust some 18-year-old kid with your car.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Now, they kid him to a fuck. And they're in shirt too, though. So it's like, Oh, and motherfuckers love driving them. Yeah, people that were out there. I have a family. That's like their favorite thing. I never valid, never, ever, never, never.
Starting point is 00:08:59 Well, I'll just go, hey, I'll pay you and I'll park you. And you know, you don't keep me, keys, I keep the keys. I'll pay you for whatever the fee is, but you're not driving my car. That's insane. Yeah. Oh, have you seen that, I meant to bring you up on Monday. Have you seen that documentary, Bad Vegan?
Starting point is 00:09:14 Yes, I have. I need a walk-in. Yes, I have. My buddy, Joey, my buddy Joey. Spoil it all for me, please. So my book is not really about being a vegan, so she was like, it body, my body, my body, my body. Spoiled it all for me, please. So my book is not really about like being a vegan, so she was like, it's like a scam, right? Let me give, let me give you a good.
Starting point is 00:09:29 So she was the like prime, she own the biggest vegan restaurant in New York. It was like the most hype restaurant. She was like, I'm like, small, I'm gonna go grab everybody. What do you hear her saying, Tom Brady? Oh, so it was like that.
Starting point is 00:09:41 She was the, she had books on vegan, all this shit, making money. She's crushing it. Yeah, crushing meets this dude comes into her life this is the dude Yeah, dude this guy looks like the hamburger. Oh, this Con do this com he's a fake so he say he was a Navy seal then then so he gets a relationship with her and Dude, how stupid are bitches? How stupid are girls? with her and dude how stupid are bitches how stupid are girls in is it like it's happened to happen to a gay guy or a regular dude dude here's this dude finacles her into giving her like 1.5 million dollars instead of paying her employees she sent him the money she She let him run her restaurant.
Starting point is 00:10:26 He was gambling. Just so random guy. He was gambling. But she thought she was like in a cult, so she was brainwashed. But so he was like, you know, it's the secret society. We gotta do this. You're gonna do whatever I tell you to do.
Starting point is 00:10:37 And she's doing all, and she's a smart girl. She was listening to him. She said she can make, wait, she said she can make, he could make her dog immortal Here's my thing mark. No, no, no, here's what I want to get your take on this She takes off for 10 months. She just leaves everybody in high-end drive for ten months with this guy She's running the restaurant leaves the employees that are working like leaves everybody and then he's scared They're not getting paid and they're like where the fuck are money? And he was still there and he scams mom out of 400 grand Okay, her mom. Yeah Now, let me ask you this.
Starting point is 00:11:07 She had to have been in it on in some ways. This is what I should have been. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You see, this is what I might take away from the episode, from the doc. Yeah. I think so she had that $2 million nut, the loan on the restaurant. Yes. And she owed the guy who was partying with her. Yeah. She had a $2 million nut.
Starting point is 00:11:22 I think originally she was gonna hustle that guy because when they got married, he promised pay off her debt. So I thought she was like, I pay off this debt when you get the fuck out. But then she got in too deep. And I think she's a bad person too. And then it just got out of control. And then she leaned into the guy, you think she leaned into the guy? What is that dumb?
Starting point is 00:11:40 I agree. She's a smart lady. She thought she was gonna out hustle him and then it got into me I think I think she's a bad person. So what? How did I know she's very attractive what out of the end? I would oh, oh, they go to prison Yeah, but you know what he got to prison for a year and then guess what she just goes for a year Conman's come and get away Conman because they put it all on this other person. They got away. Well, yeah, because they're like,
Starting point is 00:12:05 your dumbass owned the business, you're the one that was taking out these loans and give it to him, like it's on you. It's like it's on the building. It's like it's on the building. It's like it's on the building. Like, hold on, hold on, let me get this straight. This fat dude, who said he had to put on weight
Starting point is 00:12:18 to, he's called it a meat suit. My meat suit to get to a higher level of days. Because they, because they, the people, the Illuminati essentially, they're testing her. They wanted to see how far she was willing to go. They want to test. He told her this. So he was like, so out of shape, like 300 pounds.
Starting point is 00:12:35 She was like, yeah, I didn't expect that. He like sent me old pictures and shows up. He's like 300 pounds. He's like, it's my meat suit. It's depressing, but I have to do this. So he's just fat. He's like, he was in the movies. He was in're just fat. You know, some way you're lying. He was lame as lies.
Starting point is 00:12:46 But the lame is locked in the worse in the world. And see, that's why she's two smart girl to a business and multi-millionaire. I think she was trying to outhouse some guy and two deep, then it ends with them calling. Okay. And she's recording the call and they're like flirting with each other because I know she's their love you
Starting point is 00:13:02 and she's like laughing. Oh, this cut was in on the whole time. I know she's a bad person. I agree I was like this guy's the worst person on a planet and so is she scan and so is she But you already had a successful business so what like cuz she she thought she was an out of hustle But then also do you think about all the people she fucked over her business partner who donated whatever like a million bucks Those other people she vouched for yep, my boy Joey. So my boy Joey, do you ever give you Joey's hot sauce? Bring out Joey's hot sauce on this.
Starting point is 00:13:29 He's fucking Joey was, he was the bar, he was a manager at Scopa. Do you remember Joey, he played the drums? You'll see a picture of him in the trailer. There he is right there, Joey's hot sauce. Bring him up. Remember this guy from Scopa? His hot sauce is fucking awesome.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Remember Joey? Oh yeah, he was great guy. So Joey worked there for seven years with her. He's all over that. He's all over. Yeah. Oh, he's all over. He's all over.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Right. That's Joey. And his hot sauce is shout out to Joey. His hot sauce is fucking awesome. But listen, he's and he's a great fucking dude. I gotta call him. I haven't called him. He was right or die with him.
Starting point is 00:14:04 Yeah, I gotta call. See, I tried defending him. Because he's a right or die guy. He's a great guy. You love it. I haven't called him yet. He was right or die with him too. Yeah, I gotta call him. You say I tried defending him. Cause he's a right or die guy. He's a great guy. You would love it so. He's a great fuck. You're watching like what? Enough. I know.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Like she's getting on all these crazy loans. I got called Joey. Do you know he watched that and you watch Tinder Swingler and you will be like, women are stupid, am I right? Not all women. But for the most part, no women.
Starting point is 00:14:23 No gay dude is gonna fall for that hustle. No straight males, you gonna fall. If you watch, you watch Tennis Swingler, you're like, hold on, let me get the straight bitch. He gave you a, he flew in a private jet, they didn't pay for it. And you put out, you sold your house and thought you were gonna eat your money back?
Starting point is 00:14:40 That's not crazy. That's what's crazy is they're like, they're giving them money. They're giving the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the like they're giving them money. Well, the scammer is just look you can get scammed for a couple of minutes but after a while you're like how much more do you need? What's going on? Yeah, yeah, point whatever four million dollars and he was just gambling. So he only did a year. So that's like the tinders when they were like, oh this is all on the girl. Yeah, but do you know what happens? The government goes listen, the
Starting point is 00:15:03 businesses and the girls, your morons. But we'll put them away for a little bit. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. This is how they get you. How long do I even go? This is how they get you. Now, I got 100 grand out of you. I was crying desperate.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I got 100 grand. Now, what they say is, look, to get the 100 grand back, I need another 10 grand. I have to. Otherwise, I'm not going to get it back. I need that. That's fucking insane. And then you go, well, I got to get my 100 grand back. So I got to get 10 grand I have to otherwise I'm not gonna get it back. I need that. That's fucking insane. And then you go, well, I gotta get my 100 grand back.
Starting point is 00:15:26 So I gotta get 10 grand back. I gotta get my butt money back. Then you give them another 10 grand. No, they go, this is what I need for you. Listen, tomorrow. That's what there's the same thing here. Well, you know what? I shouldn't say women's stupid,
Starting point is 00:15:41 because guys are pretty stupid too, because in that, was that Amy? You know I'm talking about the young Socialist what's her name? Is it a? Anna, Anna, have you seen that? Yeah, is that a true story? Yeah, I'm sure you're not sure. Get past him bad jacket. Hold on hold on Dude she hustled a guy who's high up like dude she she was, this bank, this high end banker, and lawyer, we're about to clear her for a $40 million loan with no background in business or whatever.
Starting point is 00:16:12 She said she came from a rich German family, there's no background on it. She hustled all the elite New York people. They're the worst people on the planet. Look at her, they're all sociopaths. They are the worst people. They are the same. I hate Conn, so we have like this, I've conned people. I think they're all sociopaths. They are the worst people. They are the same. I hate Conn, like this,
Starting point is 00:16:25 I've con people. I think they're worse than murderers, he has anybody, they're the worst. I don't know. I really think so. I think they are. I'm not murderers. I like the point, I like to die by myself.
Starting point is 00:16:36 I at least murderers kill you and it's just something. Wait, so how much to how long does she do in jail? Are prison jail? I think she's still in prison. She did four years, and then they went to extraditer to Germany or Russia. No, the vegan girl. Oh, the vegan girl did three or six months at Rutgers Island.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Not bad. Right, right, right, right. But Anna did four years, and then she got out, but then she had to go to ICE, and she didn't have the proper paper, so she's still in ICE. Oh yeah. But they're doing another documentary.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I thought she did it interview recently on Caller Daddy. Yeah, she had Caller Daddy, and so she's still in ice. But they're doing another documentary. Yeah, she did interview recently on Caller Daddy. Yeah, she on Caller Daddy and then she's also to be on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Oh wow. Really? Wait, which one? Anna, who's a complete con artist? Complete con artist.
Starting point is 00:17:17 But you got to appreciate the hustle. My thing about Anna, it's like, oh my god. It's him with like haters who get at editing and making videos, it's like, dude, if you would just channel this energy and something original You would actually have a legit business with Anna. It's like girl You're obviously savvy and can have the gifts of the gab. Yeah, if you just channel it to actual work They get off on the juice, yeah, listen Brian. No one likes waiting on a paycheck
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Starting point is 00:19:54 you make $35 an hour, you're set. Yeah. And they were always broke, always broke, always broke. And I was with them and he goes, I gotta send my brother money. He's fucking always broke, I go, well, they're Dora Man. And he goes, yeah, but they gamble. And I said to him, I go, I got some of my brother money fucking always broke I go well they're doorman because yeah, but they gamble and I said to him I go well
Starting point is 00:20:07 Why don't they stop gambling and he said? They can't I said why because because then they would just be doorman They need some excitement. Yeah, yeah, you need the juice build in a business or coming with creative materials Not pretty fucking it's something. No, okay. It's people get around They want to take shortcuts. Yeah. The fun is I don't have to do anything and I still, and I make money by being a scam. And then once they do it and they keep doing it,
Starting point is 00:20:30 they just get, I don't think they don't, I don't think they are sociopaths. I think people like this don't care who they destroy. I don't destroy old people, they'll take out. Oh, anybody. They're the worst people on the planet. The worst.
Starting point is 00:20:42 The guy was like, we could give this baby, he had a baby with this, the, his first baby. Yeah. And she got pregnant. They had the baby and he said, he goes, you know, give the baby salt and nobody can tell if it dies.
Starting point is 00:20:53 That guy goes, holy shit. Oh, they'll kill, they're, I wonder if there's a common trait in the people that are getting scammed. Like if they all have like a common trait about them to where they're just, they see the best in people, like Brian gets scammed. Like if they all have like a common trait about them to where they're just, they see the best in people, like Brian gets scam right now.
Starting point is 00:21:08 How it not to scam? I mean, that's pre-installing. No, there's the scam. No, it's part of that. It's part of that. Yeah, you know what it is? I always, like, you won't, I think I'm pretty good at scumbags.
Starting point is 00:21:22 Like I can see, I can be like, mm, you're a piece of shit. But, but, but, um, I see the best in people. Yeah. I think these people do too. This one's wrong with seeing the best of you, but I don't think you, I don't think someone's gonna scam. If somebody tells me, let me tell you something right now. If somebody goes, I was a Navy SEAL,
Starting point is 00:21:39 and they go, I work. You got follow up questions. I got follow up questions, and I'm looking at you. And I'm gonna, the one thing I'm really good at, maybe better than anybody, is you can walk across the street. It's on my car. Yeah. And I know your whole fucking life.
Starting point is 00:21:54 I can see how you address, how you walk, and study people real well. So that's the only thing I have going for me where I can see, like if you say something, if you say something, I can look at you and I can usually tell, I don't think so. Wait, so why do you say that? Has he been scammed before? No, he just means I see the best in people.
Starting point is 00:22:11 Oh, I have some idiots in my life. Yeah, and you think that's like the commentator and those people that are the ones that get scammed? 100%. They just stop it. But also that guy who was, you know, on Bad Vegan, you know, he was just so full of shit. Like, even her dad, he went, he went, met him for dinner and he goes, what do you do? He goes black, black water, I can't really talk about it.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Black hot. You tell him, you tell him, my dad, he like, wait, what? No, pitch. You know, give me some, like what's your background? Yeah. What missions have you been on? What are you talking about? And then what he did is he pretended
Starting point is 00:22:47 that she was talking another guy who was like working also for the military. Just so that he was like, he was kinda, can't fish in? Yeah, and she thought it was a different guy. It was him the whole time. And then he also made her give her all her passwords and emails and stuff.
Starting point is 00:23:01 So he would email people pretending to be her, like don't call me right now, I'm dealing with a lot because they would check in on him. Like, hey, what the fuck is this? So is this pretty much karma for this, for her being a piece of shit? Because you said she's a bad person. Yeah. So let me give you, so here's a good example. You'd like this. So Sam Sheridan, our boy, Patty's husband. So he was writing a book and I went to work out with this guy who he was gonna put in his book and the guy said that he has PhD
Starting point is 00:23:30 in physical therapy or physical, whatever it was. And then he also had, was a professional fighter. So Sam says, I was there and Sam goes, who was your first fight? Who was your first professional fight? And the guy goes, uh, first professional fight. You would know right away. He goes, I mean, I think I can. Uh, oh God. And, uh, Sam, we both were like, oh, he's a liar.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Yeah, complete. You never can forget your first fight. And I go, what was your happy place wrestling? And he goes pretty much everything. Oh, yeah. Oh, just, yeah. And he went like that. He went like that. And went like that to Samuel. Hell yeah. Like that. And went, yeah. Just jamming. Many went like that. He went like that and went like that to Sam and I went boom. And I go, this guy is a fucking liar. And then we said, now I gotta start digging.
Starting point is 00:24:13 And I go, where'd you get your PhD and where'd you get your PhD? He goes, well, I got my, I got started out in Russia with, I'm like, where'd you get your PhD? Hey, answer the fucking questions. Pretty black. I don't want geography lessons. Yeah, yeah. You have some commoner.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Yeah, as soon as you just get in with some follow up questions. Well, but it's not that hard to figure out. So it's your dinner these days. Yeah, it's two. Well, it's like you said, like, well, we'll be people. It's that I was, I was a pro fighter. And, or I was a pro boxer, and Brennan goes, where? Here, where?
Starting point is 00:24:44 I'm sure dog, you're all goes, where? Here, where? I'm shared all of your sudden, it's like a pedea. Well, no. It's so funny that people just want to say that. Well, why don't you have this for any of this? Yeah, I fought Vanderlei and checked Congo, but it was on a beach. What?
Starting point is 00:24:56 Excuse me. Oh, no, I'll look it up. What organization was it? Oh, no, it was like this outdoor. Okay, cool. Oh, yeah. I'm out, check please. I like this, check please. So you get people still that try to like
Starting point is 00:25:09 impress you in a way like, oh yeah, man, I used to not really anymore. Not really anymore, because the internet's like, excuse me. Your man, your friend was like, yeah, I wrote that ASC. I'm like, oh my coach, my wrestling coach in Orange County was on the team. How old are you?
Starting point is 00:25:24 Oh, he's not age. I was saying it's, no, not her, like that. He goes, wait, he wasn't on the team. No, I guess he's just coming to practice. He goes, we would never let in just a random guy in the practice. It's not how I would. That's what he say goes.
Starting point is 00:25:37 Then see double it, that'd be cheating. Then see double it, we won't let us do that. See there are little things. Yeah, I did it too. You guys, listen, I said I ran a four three. See it, but I don't think that you're sure for I think your coach is full. He might and he's just bad with the clock. I know. Very different.
Starting point is 00:25:54 He didn't mean to. He little j... Thought I was. But also at the same time I didn't know what a 4-3 look. Has this combine been the fastest ever? Or is that just a little bit more? Does the reason one? I mean some guys did. The 300 pound guy ran a 4-1 guy. This combined been the fastest ever is I'm just those reason one.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I mean some guys did about a 300 pound guy ready for a guy. I mean you had a run of four two two. I mean, not so. Yeah, my question is, is that, is that almost like gaming the system in terms of like working with track coaches and being very specific about it? I think people are getting more athletic, bigger than the family.
Starting point is 00:26:24 They're probably, you know, come from a football background, more, you know, their uncle or dad was in the NFL. It's just genetics. Cause there's this technique to run in that form. Oh yeah, yeah, but it's high strain forever. Yeah, yeah. And then he makes that with talent. It's a nightmare.
Starting point is 00:26:41 Mm hmm. Nightmare. Yeah, it's a whole different thing. I'm almost finished with Pam and Tommy too. Yeah, do you like it so far? Yeah, it's great. Have you seen that on the little good work? Oh, dude, it's so good.
Starting point is 00:26:53 Really? Our boy Adam Rayson, he plays Jay Leto. Yeah. He's really good at it. He's a good job, yeah. Yeah, he's doing. Adam's a good actor. He's really good in it, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:01 Oh, I saw a horror movie. X, that I think you'd really like. On Netflix? No, it's in theaters So I guess you got to wait, but it's a good slasher film. Yeah, it's about a bunch of people trying to make a porno in the 70s And they get killed Kid cuties in it. You see a shadow of his dick. Oh It's hilarious. I think it's a prosthetic, but still Yeah, Pam and Tom are most done with.
Starting point is 00:27:25 It's fucking well done. It makes you feel like you're in the 90s. Cause now there's a, that's a, that little girl's a great actor. Yeah, Jen Artega. Yeah, she was in, yeah, she was in, yeah, I worked with her. She was in Sicaria.
Starting point is 00:27:37 I fucking worked with her. She's also in, Richie Rich on Nickelodeon. Yeah, she's gonna say that. She's gonna say that. Redwood, I work with her. But, yeah, she's great. But Pam and Tommy, she's gonna say that. I'm gonna have redwood work with her. But, uh, yeah, she's great. But, uh, Pam and Tommy, what's interesting about that
Starting point is 00:27:47 is so that, so the story is, and Seth Rogan plays the guy, there's these guys working on Tommy Lee's house doing construction. Tommy didn't like what they're doing, and it's like, get the fuck out of her, but Odom like, you know, 90 grand. It's like, fuck you, I'm not paying you.
Starting point is 00:28:01 So you fucked them over. So the guy who, Tommy Lee did? Yeah, so the guy, this is all true storyru story the guy that that actually plays Seth Rogan Broken house later stole his Safe and just because he knew there was cash and watches and jewelry in there in the sex table He didn't mean to steal the sex tape, but it was in there He's like, yeah, let's see what this is and puts it in like oh, it's a sex tape then he sells it
Starting point is 00:28:23 But this isn't a 90s, and the internet just got started. So they put it out there. So it was the first like internet. 95, 96. Viral video, whatever. But remember, at the time, there's no like laws or no one thought about doing this. Like there was no way to prevent it from happening. Couldn't do anything. So they sued, but still there's not much you can do. Now the laws around are insane. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:44 If I say in cat a dick pic, she blasts on her social media, she or fuck cat. Yeah, it's a revenge porn. Big Trump. Oh, revenge porn. You could sue her. Oh, dude, why?
Starting point is 00:28:53 Really? Present time. Yeah, they've really laid down the hand. Back then. That's good. Yeah, back then, did he make a fortune? No, no.
Starting point is 00:29:01 He made some money, but nowhere near his. Well, the guys who then Tommy Lee went to the Hells Angels and They were trying to go after me. Yeah, Tommy Lee cuz he you know, he's in with the Hells Angels went to them It was like hey this guy did this they shut up his house in his place of work. There's a nightmare for it I don't know what he thought was gonna happen. Yeah, the fuck you think was gonna happen. Yeah stole as fucking. Yeah, it's bad Wow, why did he fuck them over when he was doing work probably guys guys probably he just thought they were doing bad work And he was different Tommy's difficult to work with he's like I want this when they're like we said this
Starting point is 00:29:32 He's like why I want this and they're doing something time just having bad days like man This is I'm gonna hire somebody else get the fuck out of here He's like we always like 90 grand for this other work. He's like now. He didn't finish it. I'm not paying you And then you then came back to get his tools. Tommy pulled a shotgun on him. I was like, get the fuck out of my house. He's like, all right, dude. And then he's broken and stole the safe.
Starting point is 00:29:52 I respect that. Fuck that. I mean, 90. Released in the sex day. Pretty fucking cornball move to do. Yeah. I agree with that. That's fucked up. I knew a girl from cheer, this is years ago, she's cheering college.
Starting point is 00:30:05 And I think it was like a revenge thing. Her boyfriend, they broke up, I think it was a bad breakup. And he had released, picks online, she lost everything. This is before like they made this song, literally lost everything. I know a guy who sent, and it was just picks that was obviously between them and their relationship But it got released and she literally lost that revenge point
Starting point is 00:30:28 So it's easy to track and now there's yeah, there's like ways to go about finding who had to release my friends Sister my friend sister was dating a guy and then they had a really bad breakup and he sent a picture of her sucking his dick A pic close up of her with The big start in the mouth. Yeah, to her dad. Oh, yeah. And then that's a shitty thing to do. That's a very shitty, terrible thing.
Starting point is 00:30:53 Yeah, it's tough to go after that. And it's, no, because I know, because you just sent it anonymously. Wow, that's terrible. Yeah. I mean, pretty easy to figure who sent it, like. And apparently, my friend said he goes, she had, the picture was her like, like that, like sticking through a...
Starting point is 00:31:10 Like, she was kind of smiling, she was like, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, it's just like, Jesus. And he was like, dude, dude. And I don't even know who told me that story. Do you think you made it up? No, I know I didn't make it up, but... You heard it from a friend of a friend.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Who knows where I heard it? Yeah, but I know. But you heard it. I said a friend, I said all that. Yeah, no. Don't remember any of it. Say friend all the time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:35 You have a lot of friends. Yeah. Yeah, don't know about that story I just told, but I know what happened. Yeah. And you know what? Somewhere. Yeah, probably. It probably happened to have a lot of friends. And there's not much to go after for revenge,
Starting point is 00:31:46 Poon, because they didn't post it to the mom. Well, that's the way you get somebody back. You send it to the family. It's like, you know, the family got to see you. There are, there are, there are, they were cat fishing people for a while where they, a girl would, a some hot girl would flirt with some guy. And then he'd be like, yeah, yeah, sending pictures,
Starting point is 00:32:04 you know, kind of fantasy thing. And then she'd be like yeah yeah sending pictures of you know kind of fantasy thing and then she'd go got ya and then she'd just take screenshots and say now here's your son and your daughter's profile on Instagram here's your wife's profile. I need 200 grand or they're going to get this thread. I think you can go after him for that too. Well that's called extortion. Yes here's the problem If they're in another country, you can. Different rules. Different world. And that happens.
Starting point is 00:32:28 So in America, you go after them. Yeah, after they're in like Russia, or something. Yeah, it's not a good strategy. Yeah. That shit happens all the time. What do you got, Chin? Is it not hot in here?
Starting point is 00:32:37 How does it feel? It's a little hot, dude. Have we emailed Dean Kyle said he emailed them. He's waiting on his spot. Or they said they're gonna send someone over. Yeah, of course. They're not sure one though. It's a hundred degrees today, man Yeah, not great. Hopefully for fighting Where those chains like calling are those happening with the pockets on the side. Yeah, that's trendy
Starting point is 00:32:56 Yeah, I like that. I always they always come back those those were around the 80s to some revived man like that Those exact things were in when it's on degrees that yeah no too hot yeah yeah I thought oh you were influenced by Dexter today but what he said he wears the green top like that it does yeah it's a murderous people in green top so true classic like sends me stuff and and I just want
Starting point is 00:33:21 green but it's always this green I want the like a dark yeah dark green yeah green like pops more not the current the blue and I just want green, but it's always this green. I want the, you want like a dark green? Yeah, I want like a dark green. A green that like pops more. Not the chromatine. And I want the blue and I want the, some of the, I'm just keeping it in the green. I want summer colors.
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Starting point is 00:36:13 and stockholder in Twitter. So I don't know what that necessarily means for decision making, but he owns a very large chunk of Twitter now. Unless he's on the board, right? I don't know. I believe he is. It's 9.2%. Yeah, which is the largest amount
Starting point is 00:36:30 of a single individual owns. Okay. Yes, there's an out deal on this killing a board member. Interesting. Which should be awesome. Yeah, right? I think so.
Starting point is 00:36:41 I'm a fan. Yeah, me too. More free speech. Boss moved by here and they could've lost the cheat. Can we cheat? I mean, he I'm a fan. Yeah, me too. More free speech. Boss moved by him. I can't get the fucking. Kim and chief. Me as a money. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Like a spider's snickers bar. Oh God. This is a disturbing one. A rapper recently died from got from gun violence and his family decided that they wanted to hold a celebration for him by throwing a party at a nightclub in DC. What they failed to tell the nightclub is that they were going to take his corpse and have it in the club while everyone was partying.
Starting point is 00:37:18 So there's a video of his corpse. We're assuming that it's been embalmed. I believe that's the term. And they just haven't posted up at the club while everyone's partying and people didn't know until they're at the party. And yeah, and the venue was like, yeah, the venue did not know. And we see, too. How did you slip that in there? So this is the rappers corpse.
Starting point is 00:37:42 That should have dope. That should dope. Dude shit is dope. That shit is dope. Dude, probably even look club like that. Wow, that's tough. That just all partying. That's real. Dude, that is what he wanted. I don't think he had a choice.
Starting point is 00:37:58 He didn't have a choice. Look, that kid's all what? And the fuck. People are like, what the fuck? It is very strange. It's so fucking true. I don't think people who were coming to the celebration knew that was gonna happen until they showed up
Starting point is 00:38:12 and was like, wait, that looks a little too weird. He looks terrifying. That's a fucking fucking bummer, man. Skinny legs. Yeah. Yeah, he's dead right there. Yeah, he did, aren't he? That is insane.
Starting point is 00:38:24 Oh, God. dead right there. Yeah, he did. That is insane. Oh, God. All right. Well, did they take the body off stage right everybody? Things are coming. Just drag the body. Yeah, what do you do? Oh, God. I think I told that story about Jimmy's buddy.
Starting point is 00:38:38 The guys, his daughter's fighting with the boyfriend. The father comes outside. The boyfriend says not to get involved. The father's longshoreman beats the fuck out with a boyfriend. Father comes outside. The boyfriend says not to get involved. Father's longshoreman beats the fuck out of the boyfriend. Kills the boyfriend. Oh, well. Boyfriends starts fighting. Kills him.
Starting point is 00:38:53 Causes buddy, Bozo. Bozo was a knuckle breaker on the docks. He had the longest tongue in the world. Jimmy said that his tongue would come past his fucking chin like that. He'd put his fingers down like that. And'd put his take a time out and you go Oh Jesus like what the fuck you know shitty talent. Yeah, giant guy shitty talent. I'm sure it's name is Bozo I'm sure gay man name is Bozo
Starting point is 00:39:12 He's a giant man who was a knucklebreaker so they time to a gurney time to a dolly a dolly and This is this is how brilliant there. They're like well. It's two in the morning, three in the morning. They roll him to the gas station and they just drop him there. They're like, I don't know, just leave it there. I can see you later. Cool. Well, the next morning, the cops, they go, hi.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Did you roll a body? They're like, no, and they go, well our dogs took you right, and they go well our dogs took you right here Oh, I reason our dogs took you right here is because like in the weekend in burning his fucking hand had slipped out And it dragged along the fucking round and dogs. I don't know if you know this have very good noses Yeah, and the dog was just like Right to the rim and they went away for a while. Where's your last story my buddy Jimmy Burke? Okay, there we go. That's a real story I went away for a while. Where'd you hear that story? My buddy Jimmy Burke.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Okay, there we go. That's a real story. Bozo did life, Brian. Bozo didn't do life. Bozo did. He's an accomplice to murder. Yeah, he was the dad probably went away for a little bit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:13 He went away for 11 years or 9 years. Dad went away for 9, for a voluntary manslaughter. And then his, you know, then his Bozo went away for like, not like 18 months for helping and abetting. And it's got to work the docs. Yeah. I thought you were saying he was gonna like dump months for helping and embedding. It's got to work the docs.
Starting point is 00:40:26 Yeah, I thought you were gonna like dump it in the water or something. No, that'd be. That would make sense. That would make sense. Yeah. That would make sense. And not a guest station.
Starting point is 00:40:35 Yeah, you ever hear like Sammy the book we're gonna talk about, talk about working with the Westies and the Westies where the Irish gang on the upper west end. And they would do shit for the gang. You don't family like, they would do they would you know kill people and stuff like that yeah the problem was they would be so drunk and high and so they'd be like they're like listen
Starting point is 00:40:54 rough them up a little bit to send a message what do they do they shoot them in the ass six times head off put his head in the TV yeah like his head's in the TV we said to smack him around wild bull you shot him in the ass and put his head in the you cut his head off and put it in the TV. Like his head's in the TV. We said to smack him around. Just wild bull. You shot him in the ass and put his head in the, you cut his head off and put it in the, what the fuck are you doing? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. hilarious. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Next one. T.I. was at a comedy show where I guess he was going to perform and the host had made a joke about the sexual assault allegations with TI and his wife. There is video of TI going off on the host. Let me see it. Yeah. This one here, come.
Starting point is 00:41:35 Yeah. Hey, come in with that turtle neck. Okay, the other day's time, because there was no fucking crap. I would strip the mic from her neck. I think she has a microphone. I think she has a microphone. Oh, you know, you know, shit, the fuck up for a second. Listen, go, go, go. It's pretty tough, you don't know me, I'm chickening up.
Starting point is 00:41:56 I don't check your mouth, I'm fucking ass. I was hungry, I'm sick. You know, when you felt talking about it, when you stopped playing with me, man, I was stop saying so. You are a number of fucking kids, and there will be no more fucking kids, because I am the enemy that roll, and I will respect you that roll. And if you keep on playing with me, nigga, I'm the one of them,
Starting point is 00:42:20 and continue to confront you publicly, verbally. I'm going to stand. I've been before that. He never had a forum. He never had a forum. He has been saying, I truly believe in him. There is no such thing. I don't want him to do this.
Starting point is 00:42:41 He can put me by that. I'm in his way. I'm not. Oh, he's the best shit gun. Put him behind it. Ah, then put him behind it. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Put him behind it. I'm not, I'm not. I'm not. He cut his bike. He didn't hit it. I'm not paying for this shit.
Starting point is 00:42:52 See, I didn't hit it. He didn't hit it. This is not a wet-head. This is not a wet-head. Yeah. This is not a wet-head. I'm not paying for this shit. Yeah, stand up.
Starting point is 00:43:00 It's going real well for him. This is not a wet-head. Oh, there you go. Bring it in. Bring it in. He's cool. No, you have to tell me to shut the bottle. It there you go. Bring it in. Bring it in. He's cool. She's trying to push him off. Now she's mad. They start playing one of his hits. He starts trying to cut his mic off.
Starting point is 00:43:22 I This is like a shit show. Yeah, that's what turns into a chef. You're at a show. You back at this side Did you see he ran the light 20 minutes at the store? Fuck and keep them up. Yeah, the guy someone came and tapped him like hey, you're good Get it get it get it yeah, you gotta get out the same going. Yeah, cuz because they I guess they were lighting them lot and He I don't I just think he didn't know what he was. I think he knows. He's, you know, 100%. I mean, yeah, fair.
Starting point is 00:43:50 But I can't believe they keep you. I guess yeah, but he had to go, it's in the belly, it was in the belly room. And he had to go behind like basically the black heron. Yeah. It's like, because he didn't want to like go up on stage and tap him. So he tried to do it kindly.
Starting point is 00:44:01 You see, his hands, his hands, and he goes, and he goes, and he goes, and he goes, and he goes, and he goes, and he's like, you ran like, 20 minutes. That's insane. Yeah, that's not the best way to get into stand up. Yeah. But just pissing off all the comments around the light.
Starting point is 00:44:14 It's just music thing. He's not doing as much of it anymore. Oh, I don't know if he's dropped anything, but I mean, and within recent, I'm not too sure. He's like, I listen to a lot of his older stuff. I don't know if he's dropped anything as far as recent. I don't think so We got the fucking fight companion this Saturday. All right, Daddy Do you have who's who's the fucking lineup? We got I'm just excited about that Gilbert Burns to charge my thing
Starting point is 00:44:42 I'm that I just want to see that's, I just want to see. Yeah, he's dropped music in a hot fucking style. No, I don't think he has. Yeah, that's gonna wow. Wow, two weeks ago. Oh, okay, so four million. Oh, no, no, he might have, I think, oh, so it looks like he's got an album that just dropped.
Starting point is 00:45:01 Yeah, two weeks ago, it was the most recent. Nine months ago, okay, still doing music. Yeah, it's still 10 months ago. Nine months ago. Yeah. He got some bangers. Robert Van. Man. Yeah, Robert Van, man. Whatever you like. Yeah. What you know about that. What you know about that. What's got you? All right. There we go. The world's biggest dark net market place was recently taken down and authorities were able to see 25 million in Bitcoin. It was the German, I get to their equivalent of like the FBI and the US federal law enforcement actually took place in taking this down.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Was it like the Silk Road? Yeah, very similar. Like, oh, it's in 70 million. Murdered for hire and shit. Whoa. 19,000 registered sellers. So it was awesome. And it was estimated that the dark net, this particular website, saw $1.34 billion.
Starting point is 00:46:00 To say what they sell and keep going in. Drugs and documents. I'm sure it's anything you could get on the dark way they sell But the dark web still popping in America. Yeah, I believe so. Oh, yeah We're gonna take that down. He's the can it's really hard. Yeah, I don't think I'm not least I know But I think that there are plenty of people on the dark web monitoring it, but you can buy drugs, you can buy all this stuff. It's the kitty porn stuff that they need to crack down on. That's what they have to crack down on.
Starting point is 00:46:33 What then happens with the Bitcoin that sees to usually and stuff like that? I don't really know. I know now with blockchain, it's easier to track where the Bitcoin is, right? So they can find your address. I don't Where's my million dollars for a code in ft? Okay, I'm glad you asked that You know that scam oh I remember when I get scared. Oh, hey bad vegan I don't know what you guys talk. What was that? I remember your hustle to get all our friends involved
Starting point is 00:47:05 No, I did very purposely I. No, no, no, no, no, no. I did that very purposely. I said, I was very aware of that. I go, this looks like I can get a lot of people involved and use like quite a few. I bought it. I bought it. I lost money.
Starting point is 00:47:17 Nobody else did. I lost fuck. So you got some. I didn't get scammed. You took a chance. Yeah, I took a chance because I thought I wanted his friends told him one thing. My friend got kind of taken too. He put a lot of money into it and what happens is
Starting point is 00:47:31 they released too many of them. It would have been great if they were with you. So the value of the game. Yeah, yeah. So that was the problem. But I was very purposeful about, I didn't want to get, because what a lot of motherfuckers are doing
Starting point is 00:47:42 is they get a group of people, pomp and dump. That's something that I think is fucking immoral, unethical, and shitty. Whoa, wait, what is it? So what they do is they go, oh, hey guys, so I could have gotten all the comics together to start talking about frogs or toads, okay? Now, now everybody, now all the fans by toads, who listen to podcasts, now all the fans by toads, now the price goes up and then we all sell our toads who listen to podcasts. Now all the fans by toads, now the price goes up
Starting point is 00:48:05 and then we all sell our toads. And that's called being an asshole dishonest and being essentially criminal in my opinion. Please see, Nancy Pelosi. So, the boy got a Nancy Pelosi. Why does she want this? So now, what's easy is easy to get caught up in it. So now, what the government's trying to do
Starting point is 00:48:21 is get banks to create these enclosed ecosystems. So they issue a bank will issue or a credited lender will issue a coin. Now you buy that coin. The bank that sells you the coin takes that money and they put it into a non-profit. So a non-profit gets money. They get a low interest loan. Now with that low interest loan, the money that they pay back buys more coins so the coin goes up in value. The government is trying to get that going because that becomes an enclosed ecosystem.
Starting point is 00:48:54 When they do that, that's a different story because the money is being used for a fucking nonprofit and used for charity. Okay, but right now these NFTs and all this shit. My spidey says it's off. When you talk me that way, we start laughing. I go, I can't believe I'm talking about Toad. I go, I'm gonna buy you a bunch. I go, I'm gonna buy you a bunch. And let's see what happens.
Starting point is 00:49:15 We try to. I don't know if this is one of the articles, but there was something about, I think I saw this morning about the head of BLM it bought like, $6 million in a house. She's not the head of BLM it bought like a $60 million house. She's not the head of it anymore, for that reason. She took all the profits and bought multiple properties
Starting point is 00:49:30 all over. And she bought it in 2020. So it happened all over. Yeah, like the hide of it, the hide of it, the shoes get out. And she's out there. All the things they do. So what happens to her off that?
Starting point is 00:49:38 Nothing? People stemming just the whole movement's fucked. You realize it's just a hustle? She's basically Brian Transselme told him. I think you was selling like black stuff. I think if you sold like an NFT of the first five years, that would be worth it. Oh, the head of, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Oh my God. She purchased four high-end homes for $3.2 million each. Six million dollars in cash. Yeah, that's that's like 12. That's a little illegal Nothing happens to her I Remember this article from before I remember from I think the government's like yeah, we don't touch this one She's a and she's I believe it about Trained Marxist she talks vowed trained Marxist. She talks about being a Marxist.
Starting point is 00:50:26 Yeah, she wants dad out of the household. Yeah, there are a lot of things that she's kind of, she's probably not, there you go. Alicia Garza and other BLM members purchased the home in auto. Oh, it wasn't just her. Yeah. Yeah, he just did.
Starting point is 00:50:43 It was like, eight dollars capitalized on this shit. People get, like, yeah, wouldn't have more power, more money. Yeah, he just it was like eight on his capitalize on this shit people get Like yeah, I think I wouldn't have more power more. Yeah. Well, yeah Exactly, but they're they're also like it's indeed these people are crooks No, first of all they're not trying to make a change in the black movement These people saw an opportunity to make money and capitalize on it take advantage of this entire movement They're complete. That's very possible to you. Yeah, what else you get? of this entire movement. They're complete.
Starting point is 00:51:02 That's very possible to you. Yeah, what else you get to do? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha do. So the Lakers were eliminated before they could even go into playoff contention, right? Yeah, it's a big deal. Which is pretty crazy. Yeah. But it was funny because people would make fun of the Lakers because they had the oldest lineup in the league.
Starting point is 00:51:34 And they posted a picture like before the season of their lineup and people like, oh, the golden girls of the MDA. And LeBron's like, we'll see who's laughing when the playoffs come. And then it's just, it's crazy. Yeah. And then they have the big Russell Westbrook contract, which fucks them over, like they're in a bit of trouble, man.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Russell Westbrook, what's going on? Oh, he was conscious. He was a huge like, with the makers. Yeah. Yeah. But the way that they'll be it works, like, because he got an LKC contract, so he got a, if he gets traded, they'll take him lower. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, really rough here. I'm a fan of him to it rough. Yeah
Starting point is 00:52:07 Yeah, they got the they played the sons last night. Yeah, the sons are who eliminate them. Yeah, yeah sons are good with Booker No one on the West All right, so this is pretty disturbing. I don't I can only go off of what I see in the video here Okay, but so there's this up he happens to be a black hotel clerk in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. And I guess this white dude who happens to be a race car driver, he tried to come in before and get a room, but apparently he was really drunk and somehow he attacked the clerk or the, you know, the hotel, the front desk guy. And then the police escort him back home or to a friend's house. And then he came back and attacked
Starting point is 00:52:46 the dude again the black dude again so here's a video on it. We good fight. I mean look at this. It's very infuriating. Is this the first one? No, this is the second one when he came back. Why are they making it a black white thing? Because he happens to be black and he happens to be white.
Starting point is 00:53:01 It's not I don't know if it's a black white thing. It could be just two people that just... At least the black guy is kind of whoop it is that. Yeah, and he, by the way, he was attacked. He's also drunk. Nice. The white dude rushed in. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:11 So he's doing this. The black guy is beating the shit out of him. Yeah, so eventually he holds him down and this guy helps out or tries to help out. You have a kid? You say race car driver, we were talking about here. I like NASCAR. I don't look like he's a race car driver. All of a sudden, this race car driver, we were talking about here. I like NASCAR. I don't know, look like this race car driver.
Starting point is 00:53:26 All it says is race car drivers. But race car drivers, that code for huge asshole. So the white dude, he's actually saying, I can't breathe or, you know, let me, he goes like, no, miss, you have to scream, you blah, blah. You talk your breath and son, you're talking your breath. I don't know, Brad. Okay, right, Brad.
Starting point is 00:53:42 And, you guys, come on dude. So the, the black dude, he's like's like by the way I should just say his name just just I know why we're making it a we're sure I think we're Raymond Rishal he was saying like you know help you know bring you know all the cops or whatever they say in racial things I don't think so I think the they accuse him so in the report it says that he was saying some racial slurs yeah but either way he rushed the the Roshal still.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Yeah, he's a trouble. No, well, check this out. This is where it gets crazy. I know what you're saying this. Yeah. So here's the cops. The cops finally come. Hold on. Wait. So you'll see here in this video, they fast forward it.
Starting point is 00:54:21 The cops come. Look what happens here. They get the black guy. Yeah. The cops pushing the blind dude. We're shocked. And look he's not pushing back right? He's still pushing him. Oh wow. Yeah. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:54:32 He's like dude I'm like why are they messing with him? And eventually they ended up arresting. They ended up arresting. The black guy. Oh wow. That's all this. And here's the, here's the body can't hurt you. The shot will make some money.
Starting point is 00:54:44 Police body camera video reveals a shocking new angle of a hotel brawl in Florida. That's the whole thing. The video. He's like, I was sitting there, the guy who rushed me. His department shows officers yelling and pushing the cops so aggressive. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:54:58 He gets arrested. He gets arrested. Yeah, he gets arrested. Why would they dare call the police in the first place? Previously released, certainly. No, I mean, I don't mean the police and the first place previously released, certainly, not cops, I mean, not cops, I mean, I cut that cop here. I said, they're not, I don't mean the cops. So he was taken to jail, but he was released,
Starting point is 00:55:12 and then the, I guess the prosecution dropped all charges on the unrest law, of course. And there's an investigation that's going on, but when you look at this video, it's so infuriating, cause, do you look at it right home? Yeah, the first time, like, the first time you got it right home That'd be what's it called bias the same portal out a
Starting point is 00:55:29 That just last month fired. It's three-four-year-old veteran police because six of 15 promotions made where People of color Discriminating against white people I Don't know it's just yeah, it's infuriating watching them Well, at least the black. I didn't know. It's just, yeah, it's infuriating watching them. Well, at least the blackhead didn't get beat up. Yeah. Well, yeah, he held his own shot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I think like me. Yeah. Yeah. But the pushing was like, come on, dude. That's why a good thing you have video. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That guy would have been jailed right now. Yeah, that was terrible. All right. So we're tired of Will Smith stuff,
Starting point is 00:56:06 but just a real quick thing on, as far as his rec designation from the Academy. I don't care. All it is, so he can still get a best actor or for his, you know, King Richard thing. He can always get invited to the future Academy where ceremonies he can still be nominated. Can't vote.
Starting point is 00:56:21 But he just can't vote. We're just so lame. So when people like take, take his Oscar. You know, you know, even fucking Harvey Weinstein won an Oscar, they didn't take it from him. You know, the guy, what's his name? Raped out young fucking guy, and they didn't take his Oscar.
Starting point is 00:56:36 They're not taking his Oscar. It's so stupid. No. So he doesn't, he's not going to leave. But the resignation, he's so lame. Oh, what a sacrifice. I know. What a fucking Oscar.
Starting point is 00:56:44 They're going to do it. The sacrifice, they're never going to do that. They're only taking it once. It, what a sacrifice. I know. What a fucking opposite. They're gonna do that. The sacrifice, they're never gonna do that. They won't take it at once. It was like 1960 and they fucked up because the movie that won actually was past the date where they could apply and they realized after the fact and took the award because they weren't, they couldn't give them the award
Starting point is 00:57:00 because they weren't in the timeframe. That's the only time they've taken away. Why that? I know that I have no idea. But also, we'll submit this suffering now because like Netflakes who has a big deal. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're giving them a timeout. Right? It's going to last six months. I'm so sick of talking about it. I'm amazing. It's one billion. I'm amazing. They pulled it. I'm amazed that they actually did. Yeah. I would it. No. I mean, well, yeah, I'm amazing. Again, it's one billion. I'm amazing. I pulled it. I'm amazed that they actually just actually.
Starting point is 00:57:25 I would it. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, I don't know if this rock seems fine. Yeah, it's projects, it's projects are all kind of, all of them put on hold, which is, I'm surprised by, I thought he'd suffer no ramifications. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:39 But, you know, people I like, let's just give it a second. Now what they're doing is they go, we'll give it, let's give it a breather. That's all they're doing. This, this, this, and the new cycle, I'll give another let's just give it a second. Now what they're doing is they go, we'll give it a, let's give it a breather. That's all they're doing, this is the end of the new cycle. I'll give another week. I'm already so sick. Yeah, I don't give it a fall. It was a, it was, it made the Oscars a rememberable.
Starting point is 00:57:52 It's two billionaires slapping each other. Who cares? They're in tuxedos. The last thing on this, Ricky Gervais, you guys love Ricky Gervais. I saw the, what he said about it. He's like, I would not make fun of the, her hair. I'll make fun of her with her new,
Starting point is 00:58:04 her boy, her new, yeah. Yeah, that's the move. Yeah, that's actually pretty funny I guess Chris rock went up in New York the other night just doing a spot And was like I'm not talking about the way you guys are expecting that. I'm not doing that He said one which is kill eventually get to it But you know which he well to be funny this I don't okay. It's not big news But Albert Poole's who's a MLB player, right? Yeah, Hall of Famer. He's terrible now, but he's also 60. Oh, okay, well, he's older. Oh, he is?
Starting point is 00:58:33 He's a Hall of Famer, yeah. Cardinals, Hall of Famer. He's so old now, yeah. The card was just signed him so he can retire as a cardinal. That's it. He's done playing. Well, I just saw this headline, it just seemed pretty crazy, not crazy, but seem pretty insensitive. But then, you know, okay, so it says, Pull Host announced his divorce days after his wife just had brain surgery. She had to remove a big tumor from a brain. He's probably being told that surgery.
Starting point is 00:58:53 He didn't want to stress her out. He said it's like, it's not the best time to do it, but we had issues a long time before. So, you know, he's got to do it. People are mad that he's doing it now. Yeah, yeah. Of course. I mean, hey, no, they should be proud that he stayed with their supporters through a brain You know, I'm with you on that to your spell
Starting point is 00:59:07 To make sure he'll yeah 22 years marriage should be celebrating he served 22 years old Long shout out to both of them for making that's a success. You do some traveling. That's a success You're a superstar baseball player. You do some traveling. Yeah, right Well, you know there's some slump bunnies out there. What if you're in a slump? You're a fat guy. What? I don't know what you are. No, no slump us. What is that? Slump us a slump bunny is when you're like you know You're over 16 and then you they call a slump us because you get to find just the troll and hook up with it Oh, Dale You get a home-run station thing. That's a thing. Yeah, now now now are you suggesting that some superstar
Starting point is 00:59:52 Stud Dominican makes 400 million all players on the road are Not 100% faithful for 22 years of marriage. I'm asking you a question at least she survived 22 years It's a disaster. He was faithful the whole time? Oh, no, who knows? Hey, hey, hey, whoa, dude, I said, who knows? Pro athletes like that are there's got listen, there has to be very faithful. There has to be. I think Cal has to has me water to was I feel like maybe sure Sure, you're about begging to be something about now. That's Here's the thing about all I don't know why I believe 80 fucking no, no of course not but we don't know my thing is that at 22 years of marriage, regardless, big deal. That's a big fucking deal.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Should be celebrate. They should both be in there. They're not gonna make it. They deserve a trophy. That's not easy to do period. When anybody in Hollywood will Smith, J.D.P.P. and Smith, 25 years of marriage,
Starting point is 01:00:55 that's amazing. Regardless of what they have to do to make work. Well, that's amazing. And she looks, she couldn't look better. She's 50. She's a track. Do you look better at 50? She's unbelievable. She's amazing. And she looks, she couldn't look better. She's 50. No, she's a track. Do you look better at 50? She's unbelievable.
Starting point is 01:01:08 She's hot. Yeah, she's hot. She's a very attractive. I'll be sure, no. Yeah, let's try a different marriage. The difficult. Let's do Denzel and his wife. He's, he's Denzel.
Starting point is 01:01:17 The, the, the, the, He's the H. E. Man. Man, I'm fire. Man, I'm fire. Hey, you know, he's super faithful. Yeah, he is. Yeah, he is. He's not what Denzel had at all. At all. you guys don't don't talk about this Like watching stay don't talk about this like that. I'm a very well-mannered man. We never said I'm very intelligent
Starting point is 01:01:35 No, y'all are playing I'm not a plank No, don't you a I love dance. I. You guys are telling him Santa's not real. That's what they're saying. That's what you do. We're doing Chebellis solid. I love Denzel Wash. Yeah, I love Denzel Wash. If I saw Denzel Wash and it was 17 women,
Starting point is 01:01:53 I would keep my mask. Look at that. Yeah, that Denzel. I would bury a body for Denzel Wash. Me too. And I didn't even know. Me too, I love that. Yeah, dude, she's smoking.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Yeah, she's beautiful. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you know what? Hey, hey, hey's beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, you know what even a bit of it. How long have you been together? If Dan's out washing his faithful doesn't surprise me at all Thank you. It doesn't How long have you been together? Since 83 gun to the head gun to the head do we're like training training day Don't celebrate celebrate his Oscar
Starting point is 01:02:23 So bad Oscar B a user words So, what are you saying? BA, use your words wisely. What are we saying? What are we going to the head? Gun to the hand, Brian. We got to bet in a holiday. And Hollywood. The biggest movie's starting to world.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Big. He's on location in Italy. Italy. Big's movie's starting to world. No, it's Hollywood telling models don't like Dental Wife. They don't like him. The thing about him is he doesn't walk outside
Starting point is 01:02:44 and have it Ten because he keeps on they keep to themselves 12s 13s for you know the scale beyond 10 that that I got well Denzel it's our ten there's a cell. Yeah, that's why they these people they keep to themselves this you don't see Denzel yeah Agreed you know what I'm saying they keep to themselves. You know what the thing is what you don't know Denzel No neither do I That's the problem Oh boy
Starting point is 01:03:16 Tell me something tell me something there's a world out there that none of us are privy to There's a world out there now. I've had I have had that door opened a couple times And I've been able to look inside. You know what happened? You talked about the boom boom room. You talked about that. Here's what we've seen in the boom room. Someone's open, like check it out. And then they shut the door. Like, yeah, let me just, yeah. I'll wait in line.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Holy, you see what? And that's it. It's like that. Well, I have a friend. We're all friends. I have a friend. Hold on, I have a friend. We're all friends.
Starting point is 01:03:41 With Dinsale's internationally known. You got no idea. And neither do I. Well, we have a friend. With the assume that he took. No, we have a friend who is international. You got no idea. And neither do I. Well, we have a friend. Which is assumed that he's. No, we have a friend. I'll tell you off here who it is. And he's like, dude, I'm getting all this attention
Starting point is 01:03:52 from ladies now. Like, look at my dams. He showed me the dams. I was like, you know, crazy. I go, now think about this. You're getting these dams and you went whatever viral on a YouTube video or TikTok or whatever it is.
Starting point is 01:04:03 You imagine being like Drake or Chris Brown. You can't unless you've been there. I go imagine their DMs. You can't unless you've been there. You think you feel good right now and whatever you can call on these girls over. Imagine being Liam Parvaux. They probably just throw their phones.
Starting point is 01:04:18 They throw their phones. Let me give you what you just kept scroll through. Was it Tuesday afternoon? Okay, here we go. But click. Let me do you one better too. Dixon. Denzel Washington was famous at a time
Starting point is 01:04:30 when there was one camera. There's no cameras. And one guy who was the biggest movie star in the world in a way. Like, back then when you were in a movie, the world saw it. So whenever you went anywhere, you were like the king. Dude, you don't think he was gonna
Starting point is 01:04:45 as dick sucked on the set of Crimson Types? I don't know what was happening. No, I don't either. Dude, don't you dare. I have this visual of this. Dude, you don't think he got this nut sucked from the back when you shooting. I don't know, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:04:58 I don't know. Benzel Washington is a very disciplined man. Benzel Washington had control over everything he did. I don't know about that. There's no Washington. What I will say is this, Denzel Washington had more attention from women that no one can say down that.
Starting point is 01:05:16 The social media pre-cameras found them. But when I say more than, I'm not talking about one woman. I'm talking about all three at a time who were like, we all, I mean, it's out of control. Like Michael Irvin said, he goes, I was in just getting double team on the field. I talked to him.
Starting point is 01:05:31 I talked to Michael Irvin. And his height, I talked to Michael Irvin about that. He was on, he was on, I gave him shows, he was like, I'll put it this way. After the game or before the game, I was in just double team on the field. We had multiple wounds. So before the game, after the game.
Starting point is 01:05:45 So they had a, they had a, they had a, and he was in there. So the Cowboys, the superstar Cowboys had, there was the, there was the row where their wives sat, and there was the row where their gals sat. No, excuse me, no, sir, they all went so Newton, Michael Irvin, Emmett Smith, and Troy Cman went in on the house, it was called the White House.
Starting point is 01:06:03 It was a huge mansion. Yeah. Where they would all just run them up. Yeah, they'd run them up. and Troy Kman went in on a house, it's called the White House. It was a huge mansion. Where they would all just run them up. Yeah, they run them up. That is such a fucking different lifestyle. I'm so naive. You should tell. Yeah, I got another one for you.
Starting point is 01:06:16 What a lot of times famous people will do is if there's a strip club in the area, like a famous one, They rent that out. And they run a month. They rent them out for themselves and just, well, or they go, we have a house. How much you make them for the night? We have a house.
Starting point is 01:06:32 Hey ladies, how much you make them for the night? Oh, I have money. I have a huge cribbing come over too. And they're not, but they're not. And I ain't so good. They have handlers, so you don't know about this. They have handlers. Yeah, they don't say. Listen, take it to LeBron James. Let's say I'm Lebron to get the Lebron. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go through old rinks
Starting point is 01:06:50 I got to go through rinks and he I gotta teach you the time ship. Oh, I gotta see your phone You guys hear phone and now and then also the one who's not a 13 who's a 10 you know suck off old rinks who's a 10 you know suck off old rinks to get that well I don't know I get to suck off old rinks now we're getting creepy shit I don't know
Starting point is 01:07:08 I thought we were what don't see about me this is a book of Motley Crew yeah Motley Crew that's a way their handlers are getting women too I think they get the VIP yeah that whole thing gets weird
Starting point is 01:07:20 you know that Motley Crew that's a fuck different world a lot of them used to have they play play oh I don't have a solo Weird you read the Motley crew. That's a fucking different world a lot of them used to have Play play. Oh, I don't have a solo. They would go underneath the stage and fuck women Yeah, and here's the thing should pal like you're talking. He's doing his drum solo by himself They can be down there like a but here's a thing. This is like oh, I'm not playing right now Let me get my dick suck for three minutes and here's the other thing about that
Starting point is 01:07:43 There are a lot of women that get off on that and guys That like that and guys there are a lot of people that love. There's this under This is such a brain. There's this under Like when you lift when you lift the rug in fame when you lift the rug There's a whole underworld that happens that's all like you don't know about but there are people that there are girls That just get off on doing weird shit with that. You know called phasing Yeah, when being raised when they open up the thing and it glows gold. You're like oh, what is that? Yeah I don't know well it looks cool. I've never been in there. It's where things
Starting point is 01:08:21 Ron a mock yeah, that is so fucking crazy. Oh, oh crazy cool crazy So fucking stressed well, no it's not for you. Yeah, that's fair Not and I don't think we're ever gonna get that What do you got for me? You'd be stressed in the beginning Then we'll be relieved. It's like anything else Bren isn't it? Like the first time you're in a ring, you're fucking swinging, you're running away. And then after about six, seven months, when you learn how to move and stuff,
Starting point is 01:08:50 sometimes you can make yourself a little strong. Not even that's a bad analogy. I would say that's a terrible analogy, and you went way too deep out. I would say it's like skiing. First time down a little scary going down hill, you're like snow, you fall, fear of fire. There you go.
Starting point is 01:09:03 Second time a little easier, isn't it? You got caught Coco waiting for you. 10th time 10th time 10th time. We're going to be a three time. We're going to black time. I'm on the mogul. Correct. My mogul is I mean 10th.
Starting point is 01:09:14 Yeah. So, Shippell, you'd be just fine. You'd be just fine. The water's be a little rough when you start. I know a guy. I know a guy. I know a guy. I know a guy. Very conservative guy guy, very conservative guy, fucking conservative
Starting point is 01:09:27 and talks exactly like you. And in fact, very conservative guy in a lot of ways. And never really, I know him well, never stepped that line. And he had a conversation with a very famous man. And he said, yeah, I would never do that. And the man said, you haven't seen the kind of women that exist at $5,000 an hour. And he said, it wouldn't matter. He said, you don't think it would matter? And he said, no, I'm, you know, he said, okay. So there are women that you can pay five grand an eye eight or five grand an hour, whatever it is. And one of them showed up at his door. They just wanted to see what would happen. And there there's still one to 10, these are 12.
Starting point is 01:10:05 Yeah. And guess what happened? He wrestled. He skied. He was skiing. He went right down. I got a story for this for now about this. So my boy, Lex McMahon, his dad,
Starting point is 01:10:16 who passed away, Ed McMahon, where's the man? Ed McMahon was part of the rat pack. This is my favorite story from Lex McMahon. So he was with the rat pack and they were on Vegas, you know, with the most famous man in the world. I mean, couldn't get any bigger. So he was really close with Frank Sinatra.
Starting point is 01:10:31 Frank Sinatra ran the show. He was the captain of the team. They all sat down for dinner. It was late after the show and Ed McMahon's there and he's a young man. And Frank goes, wouldn't he told you something? Sinatra, yeah, when he told you something, you do it. He's, you know, he ties some off. He's the biggest guy in
Starting point is 01:10:48 the city. Yeah. And he goes, add, you need to go to bed. And that just got like a poor house steak. You know, fuck, I'm a grown man. I'm gonna go fuck, go to bed. And that's like, no, I'm not going to bed. He's like, I'm not gonna take again, dude. Go to your fucking room, go to bed. That's like mother fucker. But it's right Sinatra. So like, fuck this. Throws the steak. It's like, motherfucker, what rushes up to his room,
Starting point is 01:11:10 walks in, there's two, tens waiting for from Frank Sinatra. Although is that. Thanks Frank. Thanks Frank. Thanks Frank. The best friend of all time. Yeah, I mean, best friend of all time.
Starting point is 01:11:23 You need to go to bed now, huh? Yeah, for me I would go to bed. I go I pick I go I go okay Whatever's going on something's going on to go I'm gonna fight if you tell me to go to bed. I'm gonna be up there Okay, I'll go to bed. Yeah, wow what's it? Those wild go We put, we put, we put, Shepelon game. Now my, my guess is this was probably the Epstein Island kind of shit. Well, all these famous men are
Starting point is 01:11:51 actually like, yeah. Because they're blackmailing you like, they're like, no, she's legal and then, hey, Baba, we reported that and she's 16. Yeah. Or 17. And now if you don't give us what we want, we're gonna release this. Yes. So you're gonna do what we say now.
Starting point is 01:12:05 So now they're part of it. That's right, that's right. That's why I think that. Yep, a little different. Uh, if you do want to get in the boom boom room, not as cool, by boom boom room, I mean all Cox, I would be at stand-up live April 14th through the 16th, that's next Thursday, Friday, Saturday, with a thick boy squad. We'll be at JT's wings on Saturday Saturday come get some wings and talk to your boys
Starting point is 01:12:26 Then Austin, Texas, Moon Tower County Festivals April 22nd through 23rd April 28th my special drops on YouTube thick boy channel can't wait for you guys to see it Then just announce we just fucking put it up today Charlotte North Carolina is May 5th through the 7th then Philly is May 19th through 21st North Carolina is May 5th through the 7th, then Philly is May 19th through 21st, but stand up live in Phoenix, Europe next Thursday through Saturday. Take it to thickboy.com. Everybody. And we have a fight campaign this Saturday, 7pm Pacific live on thickboy YouTube.
Starting point is 01:12:57 We got Brian Callum, Matt Metronon, Josh Thompson and myself for UFC 273. Come watch it with your boys, tune in. That's it. Yeehaw. Tampa, Florida, Tampa, in Braw of April 15th and 60th, not this weekend, but next weekend, come get some Friday Saturday. I got two shows Friday, two shows Saturday, Tampa, in Braw, Port Charlotte, Florida.
Starting point is 01:13:17 Yeah, Vesani Comedy Theater, April 21, 22, 23, come get some Las Vegas Nevada, a wise guys comedy club April 28 29th and 30th and then I got the stress factory in New Jersey new Brunswick New Jersey stress factory May 5th 6th and 7th can't wait one of my favorite clubs haven't done it years come get some Salt Lake City. I'll see you this weekend Friday and Saturday at wise guys comedy club then May 6th and 7th I'll be in San Diego at a new comedy club and set out there called a Francia y a la mañana, a la parte de la Cámara de la Club, a la de la Cámara de la Cámara de la Club, a la Cámara de la Club,
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