The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 790

Starting point is 00:00:00 Brennan, I'm gonna be in Port Charlotte. Now, that's near Fort Meyer in Florida. Oh, do you think it'll flow to the party? Yeah, I come right back. What I like to do is traverse the country and go to the Vesoni theater where I'll be next weekend. We can. And then the weekend after that,

Starting point is 00:00:15 I'm at Wise Guys in Las Vegas. I'm gonna be flying privately. Okay, I'm private. I'm easy. Then I got the stress factory, May 5th, 6th, 7th, and New Jersey. Daddy's doing some travel and besides Vegas that is in Florida and then also Vegas and Jersey so we're daddy is easy yeah

Starting point is 00:00:31 Chris cross in the country not not my favorite oh but then least you go to DC West Palm and let's get you chill out on Florida hump and then over and then you go back to Florida yeah yeah yeah yeah that'd be fun it'll be a good time well I'm in LA this weekend this Wednesday we have a and then go over and then you go back to Florida. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be fun. It'll be a good time. Well, I'm in LA this weekend, this Wednesday. We have a very special guest who I can't announce right now for you guys. But top three goats doing it right now.

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Starting point is 00:04:09 what? If you're feeling depressed, are you feeling down? I had somebody say, that I respect, say, hey, when was the last time you practiced gratitude? And I went, and he goes, yeah, when was the last time you actually looked at what you have, that's amazing? Uh-huh. And like, instead of looking at where you don't have, do you ever do that?

Starting point is 00:04:29 And you ever think about that? I was like, oh fuck, man, I gotta start doing that way more often. You don't do that? I do, but not, not enough. I think that's like me Robbins, but I'm still sad. Yeah, yeah. But it is just refocusing your eye. It is. You know?

Starting point is 00:04:42 I could say, I don't have hair, but then I could say, look at how strong my jaw is. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You look at my torso, you know, I could say I don't have hair But then I could say look at how strong my jaws yeah Is that what they're saying? Nothing hurts and I can move so well, you know what I mean? Yeah, is that I don't have hair Excited poppies Chappelle came to the show. Oh, yeah surprise I didn't know he didn't know I was on the show. Oh, he didn't know you were there. Yeah, he knows. Yeah. Oh, that's really he was excited. Yeah, you know, no, that's he knew he he he didn't know until I obviously walked out on stage. That's really cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's so fuck. He's so supportive. He's tough to keep a secret. It is. It is. Yeah, calm out. Oh, yeah. You did. Yeah. Come on. I don't got what you say. What did you say? What do you look?

Starting point is 00:05:26 unfortunate? Oh picture my dad. Yeah, that's us right there. I love your dad. What did you say? What did you say though from the stage? I was just talking about his present time It's time in 17 years, you know man. He went to see it. It's really cool. I don't know I think it's just dope To have this relationship with him. You know, it's really cool uh... i i think it's just dope to have this relationship with them you know it's just that what you say a hundred percent good guy he's a good guy man i don't know it's just

Starting point is 00:05:52 one of those things were yeah like i could have ruled them out for his past and all that stuff and you know when i really think about it man i don't know i i mean he was he was so young when he started doing all that stuff he was 12 when he started selling drugs yeah so I mean I was like well what's he like as an adult as a person that's out of prison as a person you know change yeah cuz he had been out of prison by the time we had reconnected I think he just hit 10 years out of prison when I finally Wow yeah he was a he had been out for like 10 years. I knew he was around, but I just didn't know

Starting point is 00:06:27 that long. Yeah, I knew he was around his stuff and like, there's relatives of mine that, pretty much got me linked with him. Connected you guys. Yeah, yeah, and I just reached out to him. I said, hey, can I ask you some questions? And then, sure.

Starting point is 00:06:42 And then he was like, yeah, come to me. He was excited. He has good energy to great energy. He's just he's just really happy that he's not in that life. Yeah Yeah, like it's like it's like a he seems like relieved. Yeah, huh. Yeah, he's just like I got you know What he was shocked about girls cool, too? Super cool. You know what he was shocked about he was like and it's most simple thing But like things that we would never think about he was like Yo man he goes regular people fuck with me because he's used to being such a bad dude Yeah, and gang banging a drug deal and like he was just like yo like cuz uh people at the show like at the end of the show Because he stayed inside there and everybody's song exactly like I know yeah, and everybody was saying hi to him

Starting point is 00:07:22 But he was shot Ha ha ha. You're regular people. Yeah, fuck with me and just that simple thing right there This white person said hi. Yeah, yeah, like It was so crazy in college how to blow it's cover you go I think when you go through shit like that my buddy is going through some something crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy There's crazy and then there's crazy crazy like lost, you know, yeah, and but he was out He took the boat out took his boat out. Yeah, and he was out in kind of ocean not in the bay of it the ocean and his engine died and He didn't have any way to get that shit going and the waves were fucking kicking Uh-huh, and he said man in most cases I would have panicked my ass off and in this case

Starting point is 00:08:02 I was just like I fucking been through way worse. I'm gone through the flood. This is fucking cakewalk. Yeah, and somebody found him Really? I'm not gonna do a guy. Yeah, I wonder if there was someone that You know got to my dad like I won't I've never asked him that question because usually you know When you go through so much crazy, usually have that one person that, that someone changes, or just like, I don't know if there was a person that, you need somebody to believe in you, one person, just one person, especially in your formative years,

Starting point is 00:08:35 to say you can do this, or I see something in you. Yeah. One person. Oh, I know exactly who mine was. My younger manager, teacher, chip children. Really? Yeah, chip children. That was his name, chip children. Oh, at Chilton. Really? Yeah, Chip Chilton.

Starting point is 00:08:45 What did he say to you? Sounds like a weather. Man, there was something he said to me. He wasn't worth the man, too. How about crazy? Good to see you. You should be able to tell us me rain litter today. I'm ready.

Starting point is 00:08:53 I see clouds over your head, Chip. You know, he said this, I don't know, there was many, many, many things that he said, but he helped me understand how to take my power back. Cause through my anger and all I was releasing, like, yeah, I didn't have any power. Yeah, you know what I mean? Cause when you do that, when you act that kind of way, we just last shut up people,

Starting point is 00:09:19 you're not only trying to control. You're not a control. And then he helped me understand how to take it all back. You know, because there was things, there was things of my life that I couldn't accept. You know, like obviously I've told the story many a times, like the, you know, just the relationship of my stepfather growing up with your mom.

Starting point is 00:09:38 Yeah, with my mom, there's so many things I just couldn't accept. And I think, you know, when I think about Chip, he was the guy that really, you know, when I think about Chip, he was the guy that really, you know, helped me like understand like, yo, man, your power is your power. You know, when you last shout out these people and when you want to fight these people, he goes, he goes, it's not about them. He goes, make it about you. Make it all about your victims, man. Yeah, yeah. He helped me. And without even just saying like a victim in town, he just helped me understand like,

Starting point is 00:10:05 make it about you, make it about you. You take control of it. You tell, like basically like you tell your story. Yeah. You tell your story because no one else can do that for you. No one else can fucking tell you, tell your story because you know it better than anybody else. I like the, I would help me a lot in like just the idea

Starting point is 00:10:22 that like if you look at the old stories, like the old testament or any that like if you look at the the old stories like the old testament or any any like everyone you know it either they've been through it they haven't everyone you know has gone through some kind of adversity something and a lot of times it's not it's more than one thing yeah yeah yeah and and you know and a lot of times it's fucking bad man uh-huh and a lot of people can handle it. A lot of people like Alexander Soljaneets and he wrote a book called the Gulag Archipelago. He was in Stalin's prison camps, the Gulag,

Starting point is 00:10:51 where they would let you, they would like, it was so bad, they wouldn't let you sleep for more than four hours and their guard would watch you. And yeah, yeah, and you would sleep, but you'd be freezing and they'd have you, you can only bring that, yeah. Oh yeah, and you can only bring the sheet up to your nipples. You couldn't go past that.

Starting point is 00:11:06 What the fuck? It was the worst shit. That was how they treated the prison. Oh yeah, a lot of people didn't, of course, didn't survive. You would starve all the time. But Solje Nitson said what was amazing was that they, the people that held their dignity,

Starting point is 00:11:19 that held their shit together. Because remember, when he wrote the Gulag Archipelago, people credit that particular, you should read that because you're into World War II. Yeah, yeah. Where that book was incredibly influential and in fact is considered one of the books that helped bring down the Soviet Union, that shattered the illusion that commons were in that when you enforce, when you when, when you have a leader that forces equality across the board no matter what. Yep.

Starting point is 00:11:49 You have to keep people that are different, people that are better, people that work harder, that are more in, you know, in dust risk. You have to keep them down because they're going to find ways to make more money. So then you have to say, well, if you make more money, that's theft. You're stealing from the state. You're stealing from the state. You're stealing from the people. They said there's no individual. The individual is very, the individual is below the state.

Starting point is 00:12:12 And that's the great evil. Yep. There's no individual. So his book really changed that. But this motherfucker said what changed his life. He was an atheist. He was not a religious person. Was that the people with the most dignity in the

Starting point is 00:12:25 worst circumstances that wouldn't compromise that would not fucking compromise or do what they were told and died for it were the really religious ones because they were like I'm suffering but watch this. This one guy says I'm gonna suffer better than anybody you've ever seen. I'm gonna fucking suffer so well that even the guards were like, dude, this motherfucker. It's too bad.

Starting point is 00:12:50 It's all bad. I mean, sometimes that's all you have. I mean, he froze the death. He froze the death. He froze the death. Oh, and you did freeze, yeah. The goddamn. I read that book.

Starting point is 00:12:59 I read that book. There's a chapter called the interrogation. And they would say, they'd be like, if you think you can stand up to interrogation, you've never been interrogated. And they would, they put your feet nice, right? And they'd start asking questions. They'd make your miserable.

Starting point is 00:13:14 Yeah, they'd be like, and you're gonna break. That's what our specials force say, they always break. And some guys would be like, you put my feet nice, fuck you. I'm still not gonna talk and they go, that's cool. Here's the problem. Your daughter's a dancer, right? You right your 11 year old daughter's a dancer. Oh shit. She's in the other room and her feet are in ice too Ooh

Starting point is 00:13:33 Now do you want to talk that's how they fucking do it? You're gonna fucking sing like It's more than that then that waterboarding shit is that what they call it? Yeah, but when you're delirious like it's only a amount of like that's why they go dude You don't have to do this like you trust me. We're gonna break you. Yeah, you can do it now Or you boys don't mind doing it Well, no, you actually chomp that really easy. Watch this. Here's what we're gonna do I'm gonna what do you want? What do you want a couple things do want? You want a shower? I'll give you shower You want to go to the bathroom? No problem. You know the bathroom. You want to eat? Yeah, please don't make me shit No, no, you can shit anywhere you want to eat? Yeah, I'd love that. Oh shower. You want to go to the bathroom? No problem. You can go to the bathroom. You want to eat?

Starting point is 00:14:05 Yeah, please don't make me shit in the corner. No, you can shit anywhere. You want to eat? Yeah, I'd love that. Oh good. You write down stuff. Because the only thing we do have to restrict items. You can't sleep.

Starting point is 00:14:14 Is that cool? Yeah. Now, I'll lay you sleep for two hours. Yeah. Two hours. Talk to me in five days when you have to be in stress positions. Or you have to stand up. Or we wake you up every hour. Or or or or they put you in a box

Starting point is 00:14:26 They can you can't move. Oh, yeah, and they played loud music and like go ahead and sleep dude. Yeah, that's a great time Death metal throughout the entire night. Yeah, but you can't you can't but you can't but you can't Well, you know you can't sit or and you can't stand so you have they put you in a box where you're like that It's a great time human beings are I'd. I'd be like, I'm ready to talk to the person. They bring the box, I like, nah man. Nah, I'm not. Sorry man, I'm not saying all right. So this person, what names you need?

Starting point is 00:14:52 Yeah, what name? Pale, please. You can find them. I'm telling you, every monster, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just,

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Starting point is 00:15:20 every time you don't answer that punch your kid in the face. Yeah. And you're gonna. And it's crazy that they can get a hold of your fucking family. Oh yeah. That's what the state can do. That's what they do. If you give the state too much power, no, but government's good, we'll have a good government. I know, but there are people

Starting point is 00:15:34 who are standing right behind the good guy, that love power that are gonna come in and do whatever the fuck they want. And keep the power in the world. You can create a system that rewards the worst people. There are sociopaths in the world. I need some, I need energy, I need digestion, I need simplicity, I need taste.

Starting point is 00:15:51 Dude, I'm glad you said that, because today's, firing the kid is brought to you by athletic greens. Well, tell me about the health and wellness company that makes comprehensive daily nutrition really, really simple. Yeah, but I want to multiply, I want to prebiotic, I want a probiotic. I want my greens, my fruits, and I want it in one scoop.

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Starting point is 00:17:52 That's promo code FIDER at DraftKing Sportsbook, an official sports band partner of the NBA. Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. See next page for directions for disclaimer. Now your dad did bring a fire ass hat. A lot of people bring shit right to the show. Yeah, yeah. So thank you. Thank you. I'm on the Volkowski post, Jen. Your dad brought a Mitchell and that throwback Denver nuggets hat. And on the side it says thick boy. Yep. It's my favorite hat.

Starting point is 00:18:23 Yes. And I'm he sure to send this picture to your dad, so you know, I'm gonna send you to send your dad. Oh no, he watches. Yeah, can I get a little color on Fulkenowski? Now you, you apologize to me apparently. Aparantly, I apologize to you on there, because I think on, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,

Starting point is 00:18:38 I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, By the way, move into the light, wait. Yeah, I got a lot of like, people were like, dude, what the fuck is Brennan saying? You don't know what you're talking about? They were so mad I go, hey, it's, we're just but. I don I got a lot of people were like, dude, what the fuck is Brennan saying? You don't know what we were talking about. They were so mad I go, hey, it's, we're just buttocks. I don't know the thing. For anybody who like, for anybody who sends me these things,

Starting point is 00:18:50 thinking that he's being disrespectful, we are very close and we fuck with each other. Don't worry, I don't feel this respect. I promise I don't. Is it funny how people stress out over that? Well, they don't know, so they just can't match. But it's also like we're talking about before. They're coming from a good place.

Starting point is 00:19:05 Or not. There are also people that want drama. Like people thrive. That's social media and nutshell. So if I DM you and go, man, you and Bren, such a good, like, you're my, oh, cool, thanks, man. Like that doesn't really change much. But if I go, hey, man, when fucking Brian looked at Bren, you like that, they live in

Starting point is 00:19:23 this like high school gossip. Yes, yes, yes, yes. And that's fun for folks. Yes, I didn't even, like, I don't know, you're being funny when you're like, when you go, you don't know what you're talking about, huh? That's like how we joke,

Starting point is 00:19:33 that's like, you know what I'm talking about? That's a joke, like, like how long do you guys know each other? Right, yeah. But that's how we, like, oh, oh, oh, it's like that, you know, it's like, one time I got, yeah, like if we're gonna get upset or something, right?

Starting point is 00:19:46 Like some way of, like you know, right? And then you'll get a video, you'll get a video from him or me, which would be like, oh, hey, who am I an hour ago? Augh! You know, but that's, but I was talking to Volk about it, but he's bigger than I thought. Yeah, he's definitely bigger than I thought. This fucking legs. Yeah, he's bigger than I thought. Yeah, he's definitely bigger than I thought. This fucking legs.

Starting point is 00:20:05 Yeah, he's not a small dude. And he was saying that he only trains with like 155's and not. Yeah, so he could do it. Yeah, you know, if it's the right fight, he could do it. There's some fight, you know, there's fight. But is there anything in it for him? Is it something he wants to do? No.

Starting point is 00:20:20 He'd be down for like if they gave him a title shot, he'd be down to 100% and he's down for it. He's down down he said he would fight Connor and I was like well Connor's never making 45 He's like no, I'd mean about 55 But I just want that feather my cap because he was the king of 45 division Yeah, I've taken all the legends but him so I mean about 55. There's a good story there a very good story Yeah, but yeah, he's great. I don't think Conor would fight him. I do. You do? Yeah, 100%. I think Conor, I mean, I did that Conor wants to fight Usmanus, a little bit nutty, but.

Starting point is 00:20:51 Yeah, we kind of want to fight Usmanus. The UFC's never going to do that. No, but the UFC do Conor Nate at 170, the UFC do Conor, uh, Vokynoski at 55. I can see him doing that. Really? There's a story that Vokinowski is Five four. Do you say no? He says he's five five, but he's probably five four. Yeah You know maybe five very short. I'm leaning oh cuz you're leaning on the yeah

Starting point is 00:21:17 Yeah, I didn't want to fucking be shack in the picture Yeah, and though it was no food truckers at El Camino that the guy He's a great guy. Yeah, he's great. grew up. That's great. That's pretty. But he's a great guy, haven't we? Yeah, he's great. Yeah. The management's great. They're modest and not such a good guy. Good guy. Great athlete.

Starting point is 00:21:30 Yeah, has two daughters. He's a beast. Yeah. Super beast. Hella of an athlete. That's the hat. Yeah. What was his background?

Starting point is 00:21:36 He sent to your dad. But what was his, what's his head of play? You had a gold medal winner in Australia for Greco Wrestling. I didn't know that. And he was young. Oh my god.

Starting point is 00:21:43 And you know, the national scene, but then he, he was a rugby player. But not gold medal Olympics. No, no, never Olympian, but whatever the gold is in their, you know, national thing. You won gold competitors. A competitor's whole life, though.

Starting point is 00:21:56 And rugby. Yeah. He's 214 pounds. He's your pro. Rugby pro. But he was the MVP of the semi pro league. Yeah. But he's not playing against the giant Mauriz. No, but he, but he of the semi pro league. Yeah, he's yeah, but he's not playing against the giant

Starting point is 00:22:05 Mauriz. No, but he, but he was saying though, like, I was like, I was like, well, you're the original thick boy, because you're 240 pounds. He's like, dude, you and Rogan started that rumor. First of all, he's like, and people Photoshop my picture online. He's like, that's 214 pounds. Okay. 244. Yeah, he's like, most of the pictures you see online are Photoshopped. Oh, but he said he was 2 4 tanger's eaten a ton Yeah, he's been with his wife since high school. That's impressive. How old is it?

Starting point is 00:22:32 So 33 oh Oh, that's a actual picture from there though. You because he showed me that he's like this one's real But a lot of me see our photoshop. Yeah, he's like I was in 240 pounds. No Fucking shredded. Yeah, he's great, great dude. Rugby's a different sport, man. Yeah, well, of course. Yeah, he is a rough fuck, man. Yeah, he's a really good dude.

Starting point is 00:22:53 Yeah, so wait, when did he start training? At 22. OK. Yeah, which is, you know, kind of late to start in the game. But he was like, you started training late too. I'm like, yeah, because a football. When you're playing rugby, that's playing football. My guilty pleasure is to look up the all blacks there,

Starting point is 00:23:06 Hawka, see how thick some of those guys are. So what is like a good age to start? When kids now, they're starting young. Yeah, yeah, they're starting. It's a really weird question though, because if kids are striking, they can get glass drowsened rum. Like if you're getting taken a lot of punishment,

Starting point is 00:23:22 I don't want to be sparring at new age. It'd be a bad idea. Get him wrestling. Wrestling, shit too. Yeah, shit too. But then kids are learning MMA, where they, you know, with the transition stuff like that, like, they're specialists. And I almost think specialists, I know there's young kids

Starting point is 00:23:37 out there training MMA, but specials dominate the game. They do, don't they? They just do. Like great wrestlers. Great wrestlers. Who's every specialist? Is he specials in you kickboxing. Yes, you wonder why that is because it will the show dominant people can't catch up and then if with that work ethic and skill set Yes, they learn wrestling in jiu jitsu and really it's an anti wrestling jitsu and

Starting point is 00:23:58 Stuff to get them down. They you're forced to stand with a world-class striker. Fuck man, I'm busy. Yeah, look at Sehuda, look at Yol Romero. Those guys spent their whole life wrestling. But I do think also- Kamaru's, man. Yeah, so when you start striking. I think what happens is they spend so much time watching the human body move, they understand. Like now they translate it to touching your face

Starting point is 00:24:20 with their hands. Okay. I don't know how it is. But it's also the work ethic too. Like the work ethic from Volkanovsky from his rugby or resting days, bringing that over to MMA. So, to your point,

Starting point is 00:24:32 so if you don't want, they shouldn't start to strike, learn how to strike as a kid. And when, they can learn to strike, they shouldn't be sparring. You shouldn't be sparring, got it. You know, even with boxers,

Starting point is 00:24:40 like they, it's such a science. Yeah, they start young but they take them up slowly, like every day. Yeah, it's not a science. Yeah, they start young, but they take them up slowly, like everything they do is like. Not really, there's young kids in boxing. I mean, they crack, you see it, but. But they are, I don't know the answer to be honest, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:24:55 Oh, it's kind of just, who knows? I mean, boxing and wrestling. And boxing and wrestling and controlling your body. Yeah, head and hips. Yeah, what can I see as a great dude though? But yeah, I've rocked your dad's hat on purpose. Yeah, yeah. But I do love the hat.

Starting point is 00:25:11 I know, he got a bunch of terrible stuff with that. What'd you say? I get a bunch of terrible gifts. Oh, yeah, people throw you stuff. People try it. People try it. They just fans, they, you know. Or they have their own merch.

Starting point is 00:25:22 Something like that. Yeah, I have my own merch. Why would I wear that? Yeah, yeah, people want to give a lot. Yeah, he came through with that hat. Yeah, that was dope. One of my favorites. I get a kick out of any tough guy fighters. I love it because if you say one thing, if you go, if you just say, not big enough high division, or nah, I wouldn't put them, they're going to hear about it and it's going to get under their skin. No, he was great because I told him about the lightweight stuff

Starting point is 00:25:46 And he's like no, I get your perspective 100%. He's like I get what you say that and most time you'd be right He's like, but I only train with bigger guys. Yeah, he's like I was also might like my bone structure his hands are huge Are they huge hands? They get the arms bigger than mine. Wow. His arms on that line. It's just his huge hands than his bone structure He's like no right to be over 200 pounds man. Yeah's my body and tendons are big and I'm strong. Yeah, he's a good fit point. Yeah, he was cool with it. I guess the Korean zombie in Korean,

Starting point is 00:26:13 what I didn't know said, I realized today I'm never gonna be champion. I'm gonna retire. Yeah, yeah. Wow. Your boy retired? No, no, retiring. He says like, he can't be,

Starting point is 00:26:24 he just realizes never gonna be champion. He can't be he just realized he's never gonna be champ I can't be champion at that point his translator Did mention that part? Yeah, and which was the biggest thing. That's the biggest thing But yeah, I've created like the game just changes man. You see it all the time where the game moves on So what he'll still just fight he's still like you know, he's ranked number four Well, maybe six now just because he was a champion who jumped out that much. Still a huge name. Okay. But, you know, they should have be smart with who they pair him up with because these young guys are fucking animals, man. Animals.

Starting point is 00:26:55 Faga. How much longer he's a five? So Arnold Allen be a great fight form, a terrible fight for Arnold. It's a fucking monster. Josh Emmett's a monster He gives a monster price Mitchell Crenes on be be fun. Yeah Danny yay I think they fought but either way there's some fun matchups warm if he wants to continue to do it. Yeah, you only move down one spot So it's at the next fight for Vulcan They know he doesn't have the, if he's at 45, probably, that's all the way trilogy. So Hudo, like I asked him out, So Hudo, and he's like, I don't even entertain him,

Starting point is 00:27:33 because he just gunned, and he's right, you know, I don't even cover on my show, because most my listeners definitely know, hardcore's no. So, So Hudo hasn't been, in order to find the UFC, you have to be in the drug testing program, you saw it. And so let's say, well, let's say I retired and I was like,

Starting point is 00:27:50 oh, I wanna fight John Jones steep, or the winner of John Jones steep, in July second, I'd have to enter the testing program and you have to test negative for six months before you can get a fight. So when Sihudo goes, you know, when Max Halley backed out, Sohuto goes, all do it.

Starting point is 00:28:07 It's not even viable option. Because they, they, they were all out of you. No, there's not. And like, I saw headlight Dan came out today, it was like, so Huto's retired man. We're not even entertaining him for his book, Anoski. Right. And then he wants more money.

Starting point is 00:28:20 Dan is not even entertaining him. Because it, it, it, it, it, He, that's wait six months, B, they don't want to pay him what he thinks he's worth? Because they don't think they can make their money. They have the numbers. Trust me, if he was, was pulling the numbers, the fight would have.

Starting point is 00:28:34 Do you think people would want that fight, though? Oh, he has like me. I mean, hardcore fans would. But, but the UFC's gone, well, here's the numbers you bring. And then this, so much you want, no. We'll make more make more money him versus Max and first Connor him versus, you know, I'm certain whoever still under Yeah, I read regas beats Brian or take a you got there, you know, so they're like what'd you do that so they're not gonna play well? It's interesting. Mm-hmm. Yeah, but folks such a good dude Great guy made for this game to made for the game. How about me, ball want to coachella this weekend?

Starting point is 00:29:06 How was that? It was good. I wanted to. Shrooms. Yeah, I took a little too much. Yeah, so I started off with the little piece. Like, we had the chocolate bar. I started off with a little piece.

Starting point is 00:29:18 Didn't hit me as strong as it would. Because it takes a while, right? Yeah. And then hit me a little, not as hard as I thought it would. So I took more and I kept taking more as the night went on. And let's just say I thought, like I saw into a different dimension. And I couldn't feel my legs at one point

Starting point is 00:29:36 and I was just like really, really high on trimmings which was unreal. Yeah. But. Oh, you're shit, yeah. God, dude. I was about 5'30 in the morning. You just got done with the buccacchi, man.

Starting point is 00:29:50 That's how I did you have it. Look, exhausted. Yeah, did you come to a new understanding? Yeah. You did. What was the understanding? Um, what do you mean new understanding? In other words,

Starting point is 00:30:02 Did you have a life-changing trip? Yeah. Did you make some decisions? Yeah, not to be as hyper-critical about myself and that no one, I'm always very conscious about what other people think of me. And I was just like, because I was tripping balls and I was like, oh my God, all these people

Starting point is 00:30:18 are gonna look at me and see I'm tripping balls and everything and like judge me for it. And then I saw a girl sitting by her porter potty having a terrible trip just sitting in the corner going like this. And then that's where I realized, who knows, like no one is giving her intention. I'm like, no one cares about other people.

Starting point is 00:30:34 They don't care about you. They are too busy worrying about themselves. So, yeah. The world's not thinking about you. Yeah, exactly. We all think they all think about you. You're a footnote and everybody else is life. Yeah. You're young, I guess and everybody else is life. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:45 You're young, I guess, but you go to Coach Ellen do shrooms and shit. And that's the drug of choice out there. Yeah. That's what it was like. I thought it was like asking everyone's on it. That's how you're seeing it. That'd be Woodstock.

Starting point is 00:30:55 Is that your scene, Coach Ellen? Oh, did you go to CAT? Why aren't you gonna go? No, I got offered to buy artist pass tickets, which sound really fun, but the markup was insane. It's originally 1600 for artist pass tickets, if you know someone, but I found someone who was selling it for four grand,

Starting point is 00:31:12 I could not justify that. Fuck. Yes, a lot. With artist pass, what did you include? Art pass, a lot. Art pass is that you can't actually buy, it's not available to the public, you have to know somebody who works

Starting point is 00:31:23 with Coachella,'s an event. Sure. But what's it include? But you're basically in the area where all the performers are. So you can't buy a pass to there. So like that's where all like the weekend stays in the artist area, Billy Eilish and so on. I think but what are you gonna do? It's really just like if you want to go there, you're closer to the stage where you're

Starting point is 00:31:40 able to see the concert. So you can see the concert. Yeah. You get to sit in the stage. That would be worth it to get closer to the stage, but yeah, general admission, you're in the sun in the desert. If it's a weekend, you know, you're in the sun. Yeah, if you're, if you do general admission, you got to do VIP and up in order to get any shaded.

Starting point is 00:31:55 Kids are passing out. Yeah, passing out. And trumps. Yeah, never been my thing. Too many people. Too packed. You love that shit. Oh my god.

Starting point is 00:32:03 You love the port of parties and a lot of the crowds. You should go there. I can see you going there, no shirt on, just walking around, bumping around. See, I like music festivals, but the only way I could do it is if I had an artist's fest. Otherwise, I would have no desire to be in the show. I did general in this one year,

Starting point is 00:32:19 and if an opinion wasn't, I didn't like the music festival vibe enough to do that. Yeah, I've been spoiled because I've gone to festivals, music festivals where I've had like all access to, you know, everything. So there's no, I won't do it any more. But I'm sure it's fun for those young kids when they're in the general population. It's love. It's love. You find like, younger audience. It's fun. It's sexy. Yeah, it's, I mean, you can go at any age to Coachella, but it's definitely an older crowd now. It used to be a little more family friendly.

Starting point is 00:32:49 Yeah, that's what I was saying, yeah. What you're saying is younger crowd now? Before Coachella used to be kind of family friendly, because you can be any age, like people will bring like two year olds to Coachella as a music festival. Whereas now it's a little more, like we're here to party, not necessarily,

Starting point is 00:33:06 like just to listen to music. Yeah, like younger party guy. Yeah, I feel weird going in. At my age, I feel weird. I can't invite it to Coachella, I can't invite these like tech guys, they have a lot of money and they go, listen, because we want to include you in our Coachella trip.

Starting point is 00:33:22 It's 10 grand. We bring RVs and we make a circle. We hire a sushi chef and another chef. And we have showers. I'm like, well, that's so exclusionary. Like it's kind of beats the whole point. The whole point. Like we rope it off and we just have,

Starting point is 00:33:38 I'm like, I'll just go to a hotel. I'm gonna do some kind of mingling. Is that to show everybody around you that you have more money? Yeah. But they're tech guys, you know. I bet they're so fun. Aw, blast.

Starting point is 00:33:50 A real hoot. Have you guys ever been to a music festival? No. Maybe. I've known to see. But you did a security. PC ones. I did security, yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:58 For, but just at a venue. It was in a music festival. Oh, okay. I did a rave. Security. A rave. Just wow. If I was going to a music festival, a young guy, was in a music. Oh, okay. I did a rate security. I rave. If I was growing a music festival, a young guy, I was, it was like, you, all you're thinking about is hot chicks. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it's like, all right, maybe I'm sexing a van with some hot hippie chick, you know, and I'll be on ecstasy. Yeah. Christian, did you meet any young ladies?

Starting point is 00:34:20 High on trumps? Um, honestly, I was way too high to really talk to anyone besides my group. Like that's how much it was. I just really couldn't talk. I was just there for the ride, like the experience. And I just wanted to go just to see what it was like. Now that I know what it's like and what to expect, now I'm gonna go sober neck. Not sober, but not as fuck up the next day. Did you hear any, what would the musical actually you were vibing to?

Starting point is 00:34:45 Billy Eilish was the headliner and she ended her set going, so I'm not beyond say, I shouldn't be headlining this shit. It's hilarious. That's great. It's great. She's great. Neon was more like EDM, which I'm not too familiar with. They played some of my gold songs, they played 50 Cent in EDM's twist.

Starting point is 00:35:01 There were no, I don't remember any, the only DJ member. Oh, it's like an after party, right? Yeah, the only DJ I remember was Griffin and he was at the Rolling Stone party earlier, but that's the only person I, You have any desire to go to? No, no. It's huge, right?

Starting point is 00:35:17 Yeah, massive. Yeah, I can't believe I'm off stage coach. Country festivals, but even then, just too long, right? Yeah, it's too many. So we stayed like 20 minute, we stayed in Palm Springs, downtown Palm Springs, and the festival was in thermal. So I could 20 minute Uber, 30 minute Uber.

Starting point is 00:35:32 Not bad. So we just stayed down there and then Ubered back and forth. Who are these friends, you went with? I went with my brother's manager, and like, who's that sound? Is that what you're talking about? I was like, who's that's like working is now. Is that a non-shilling?

Starting point is 00:35:48 Yeah. So can I see a panoramic view of Coachella? Did I have restaurants? Not at the place. No. Food trucks? I didn't. See you have to bring your own food or what?

Starting point is 00:35:59 Look, I don't know what Coachella at. Neon Carnival was like a late, like it didn't start to 11. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no neon carnival it was like a late, like it didn't start till 11. You know who trucks that fucking. It was like 11 at night. That's in the middle of the pocket. No way. Palm Springs, yeah. Yeah, it went from 11 at night till four in the morning.

Starting point is 00:36:12 And you stayed up the whole time? I stayed till like 340 and then dipped, yeah. Well that didn't look like that. Yeah, that's Coachella. That's so crazy. Wow. Actually when I was at your age, I would do the same thing.

Starting point is 00:36:24 Yeah. I'm like, I'm, it's once a year, like I was at your age, I would do the same thing. Yeah. I'm like, I'm, it's once a year, like I really get everything out, like experience everything. 23, you should do. 23, yeah. It's fun.

Starting point is 00:36:32 Yeah, it was definitely one of the best experiences I've ever had. Yeah, that's it. Then how aggressive does that look now? Just not for me, man. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that is though. I'm definitely not going to get here.

Starting point is 00:36:42 This guy just, he on the left is, he's on the left. The guy on the left needs the just... Yeah, I'm the leftist. I can't stand on the left. That guy in the left needs the speech you gave when they kicked the show off. I'm just glad I'm talking to my man. Yeah. Gratitude, bro.

Starting point is 00:36:52 He's no gratitude. It's because he's in love with the girl in the middle and he can't get it. No, he doesn't know them. You think that, you think that, I think that's the case, Brian. I don't think he knows them. I mean, that's probably me. I'm in love with her, but I can't get her. Yeah, so strange.

Starting point is 00:37:04 Yeah, I could tell it's a, but I can't get her. Yeah, so strange. Yeah, I could tell it was a big deal. People love, you know, my mother's one of those people who loves a parade, loves a crowd. I always think something's gonna happen. Yeah, me too. Yeah, and there's like four maschews as best we can. They sure were.

Starting point is 00:37:18 They're sure were. They had good security there. Yeah, but do they have like, do they have a good security? People can bring guns there if they want, right? No. No. No. No. No. Oh, they have,

Starting point is 00:37:27 what a memory factor. Yeah. Yeah. They can bring guns. What? What? Soviet, world, you live in. No way,

Starting point is 00:37:35 how do they bring a gun to any concert in a man? No, they have the textures. The thing that looks so big and hard to control. No, but there's only one way to get in. Yeah, there's only one way to get in. And they all have detectors. Yeah, and they have the Sheriff's Department like posted that at that entrance.

Starting point is 00:37:49 They had a security walkin' around all the time. Yeah, the MD out of your pockets before you go in, all this shit, yeah. They're gonna take you. No weapons. Yeah, I'm usually the same with you guys. Like I don't like massive areas with the big groups of people, but I felt safe there.

Starting point is 00:38:02 Yeah, safe-ish. You're a trippin' ass. That's also a part of it, yeah. So you took a lot, huh but I felt safe there. Safe-ish. You need a tripping ass. That's also part of it, yeah. So you take a lot, huh? I took a lot. I told the guy who was walking in front of me, I feel like a ghost. I don't feel any part of my body.

Starting point is 00:38:15 I couldn't feel anything from my neck down. How long is the trip? Till 4am. What time do you take it? 11. But I kept taking it 11. I kept taking some throughout the night. Because it was a chocolate bar.

Starting point is 00:38:26 So I'd be just hanging out and then I'd reach in my pocket and be like, ooh, candy. And I just ate. It'll keep you honest. Five hours? It'll keep you honest. And no one in the group met any ladies. You guys just saw five.

Starting point is 00:38:37 Yeah, you went up there just, it was like a boy strip. Sure. It was a lot of, it was a lot of, first people's time. Yeah. It was a boy strip. You guys wanna go to to the desert eat shrooms and just fucking rock out together That's quick, but that's 21

Starting point is 00:38:54 23 young guy 23. Hey, yeah, oh, what's up on Seattle is in my pocket, man. It's for yeah Christian's just the three of us. Yeah We're gonna do a see- Seattle? Hey, not next week. Not next week. Man, you don't want to go to Wakeham. I can't feel anything from the neck down. Have it. I don't need my poppers.

Starting point is 00:39:10 Go to town. Not next year, I'm gonna train me, Jeff. They will. Coachella has another weekend. You go on next weekend? I'm not gonna go challenge. I'm gonna. I heard the third weekend's not that great.

Starting point is 00:39:24 So. Oh, they do it back to back weekend? I'm not gonna go chill. Now I'm gonna- Farmer Jim and the Blackout. I heard the third weekend's not that great. What's that? What's that? Just a drink. Braing. Oh, they do it back to back weekend? Yeah, three, I think. No, they just do two. Oh, two.

Starting point is 00:39:32 Back to back weekends. It's always that. So I think next year I'm gonna go and I'm gonna actually try. Wow. Actually try. Talk to people. Not be too high.

Starting point is 00:39:42 Yeah. Yeah. That EDM music would drive me crazy though. Yeah, I'm not a fan of it. It'd be tough on the ears, you know? But you're just behind. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, if you're on XC, it's the best, right?

Starting point is 00:39:56 I didn't try. I wish I had XC and tried. So yeah, what did the music feel like on shrooms? I just feel like one with it. Like I feel like I literally felt one with it. Look at a mountain right now. I feel like I was like one with the sound with, like waves, I was like one with it. Like I feel like I literally felt one with it. Look at him bouncing right now. I feel like I got like one with the sound. Like waves, I was like, oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:08 I like remember looking up and just seeing like the stage looked, I was front row, the stage looked like it was like a final way. Cause the lights, yeah. You're in the vibrant colors. Yeah. A big friend on the right must have been a real hindrance in the front row there. No, no, he was vibing.

Starting point is 00:40:24 He was crushing it. Yeah. Is he 40 or 50? Yo, is he so old? How old is he? The guy with the glasses? Dude, I find it strange guys, he struck out the ladies. He's 30.

Starting point is 00:40:36 He's like, oh. Hey, he goes on a date a week. Sure, he goes a date a week? He goes well. He's a boy. He's a boy. He's a girl. He's a sweet heart. He's a teacher.

Starting point is 00:40:45 Okay. He's 32 years old. He looks a lot older than he is. I don't know. I'm just saying, it's the Will Satho cat. It's the ass. Yeah, I was like,

Starting point is 00:40:53 do look at his cat. Big guy in the end. He really put it. Now, who is the magician into your right there? In the middle? Yeah. That's my friend Pesah.

Starting point is 00:41:00 He plays hockey with us. He's from Rhode Island. He was out in California. I like that cheetah print he's Yeah him and this other guy Earl who is there they uh he showed up in the cheer print and then this other guy who came with us showed up in the exact same shirt. Yeah I thought it was his shirt. Yeah. All right well I like it. Yeah. Yeah. While two of the outfits they

Starting point is 00:41:22 yes they pretty conservative but well yeah you got you got you got a couple of my too with the outfits. They guess they pretty conservative, but. Well, yeah, you got, you got, I want my shirt cheeks out the back, sure. Nah. I was at apps. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's pretty good for the outfits for this. Where are they, where are any like sexy girls and sexy outfits that go to a challenge?

Starting point is 00:41:34 Oh, yeah. Chin looked that up. That's what I'm saying, because don't they dress like kind of wild? Wild? Yeah, I want to see that. Where they're like showing like, you know, just like body,

Starting point is 00:41:42 because on the double. Yeah, I saw like a bunch of like girls and cowgirl outfits with ass with chaps. Really? Really? I'm such a man. You didn't say anything to the people? I didn't even feel like I was on planet earth.

Starting point is 00:41:53 I had no idea where I was. Yeah, that's true. That's it. Yeah, they've got some. Thought you found you nice. Yeah, Coachella gives you a weekend from the show. Just really horrid out.

Starting point is 00:42:02 Yeah. There you go. It's like Halloween. Mm-hmm. You get away with what you've won Halloween, hoard out. Yeah. There you go. It's like Halloween. Get away with what do you want Halloween, you know? Yep. And they have rides there too? Yeah, they have like a Ferris wheel swings, this weird thing like that thing like where you go in the cage

Starting point is 00:42:15 and then it like flips around. Oh hell, I love your car. I'd puke my brains out. I'd puke my brains out. My friends went in and high on shrooms, I was like, are you fucking insane? There's no, I'd puke my pants. My friends went in and high on shrooms. I was like, are you fucking insane? There's no way I'd puked my pants. But you gotta wear like electric green.

Starting point is 00:42:29 Look at that one. That's cool. That's cool. That's cool. That's just a song. I really appreciate that. Come on, Chin. Well, it's hot out.

Starting point is 00:42:37 My booty, my choice. My booty, my choice. I appreciate it. I appreciate it, right, girl. I agree. And nothing is low. So yeah. I've never seen a girl sagger song. I agree and nothing is low

Starting point is 00:42:49 I've never seen a girl's sagger thung yeah short crack Well good for you Christian. Yeah, I thought it fun. Would you do this weekend, Jen? He was in the great lakes. Yeah, great Oh how to go it was awesome. Oh wait, it's a cold You're a ship RV the RV or whatever you flew And then took a. Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah, you don't have to. I'm gonna shoot you.

Starting point is 00:43:08 I know, right. Man, you said. Oh, look at that. What is that? Wait, I want that tattoo badly. Well, it went away. Wait, did they announce this fight, Chin? Scroll down.

Starting point is 00:43:19 Opening odds. Potential. Ooh. Seriously? Um, July 2nd. Where's your spreader right now? I'll show you right now. This. So there's the van. It's three days. That looks so dope. That's cool.

Starting point is 00:43:35 It's three days. It's called Rose the Revel. That's not a That's great. That's a bench. Thanks. Did you catch fish? Oh yeah. Did? How many fish? Oh, it's not fish.

Starting point is 00:43:50 Look at you. Living on an orange and soda. There's trillies in there too. We will not be using. I doubt we will. We didn't use it. You should have used this. No one used bathroom?

Starting point is 00:44:00 No, the bedroom. There's a bed. Oh. Oh, okay. That's where all the love making There's our fish she size bit. Oh, yeah, just me and Jobo me and a girl we caught 19 walla Yeah, there's two white up there It's a dad and son of team the captain and his first mate and you and you'll you'll lead all those fish Yeah, all right, that's a suck. So we couldn't bring him back home

Starting point is 00:44:23 So we took back a bag full. I mean, I didn't want to go through shipping and all stuff So it's a bitch for that isn't it gave some to all the person we rented the van to and we gave the rest to these guys I guess I should yeah, and the meat is so good walleye. It's like one of the best fish ever had Oh, you you cook some of it though. You did at the campsite. Yeah, no you do a sashimi style or you can't do that with fresh water Oh, you can't know you get So yeah, something about the back to your something You get sick from yeah, yeah, yeah You you you good at cooking fish like that. I think I'm pretty good. Yeah, kills enough of them Yeah, better be good at it. Yeah, you guys killed a ton of fish

Starting point is 00:44:59 You murdered you can't tell a big there, but they're huge are they? You can tell they look pretty big Especially the one in the middle has a gut. Yeah, this one with that suck so cuz they're huge. Are they big? No, you can tell. They look pretty big, especially the one in the middle that has a gut. Yeah, that sucks though, because they're pre-sponsored. Son of a bitch. I know. Wow, Chen.

Starting point is 00:45:11 It was a good little birthday for you, Chen. Yeah, had a good time. And you guys were there three days? Three days, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Can't hold something. Wait, that came with Sunday. How was it driving that sprint event? Was it nice?

Starting point is 00:45:23 It was actually a lot easier than I thought, because I've driven RV before. And it's just, it's anxiety. It's so big. You're thinking of like, I'm trying to get one. So this is kind of like narrowish. It's really high, so the wind to wind hit, you have to be like this.

Starting point is 00:45:36 That's what comments you use them for tour buses. Yeah. And you could stand up in them, which is the best thing. Like I could actually stand up and not hit my head. Oh wow. Yeah. Damn, that's nice. Look at you living that life dog. I know dude. That's awesome.

Starting point is 00:45:49 That's awesome. Thanks dude. Well happy birthday. I'm glad you had a good birthday. Thanks bro. Take a break. Can we take a break? Let's take a break first.

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Starting point is 00:47:43 So this was making rounds where a Twitter account said that there was a rumor going around that Asep Rocky and Rihanna had broken up because Asep Rocky had cheated on her with the woman who designs the Fenty Footwear line. And it was all fake. And it turns out two days later, that guy retracted said, I heard the story from people who gave me bad information and I take it back people

Starting point is 00:48:07 Respect What is a fuck with this go viral based some guy in Twitter right? That's easy. Okay. He's just a random dude. Just a random dude and then it goes This is social media nutshell like the again the gossip the negative He cheated on Rihanna And he's like, you know, right? Yeah, and it's insane I feel so bad for the woman that they accused of cheating with a sap rocky because they outed her name on there when she Didn't do anything at all. She got a swarm of hate

Starting point is 00:48:39 Her life. Yeah, she's her shoe designer and her last post happened to be a photo of Rihanna Pregnant she got so much hate for it. She went on to social media and said I Used to say what the fuck's going on? Yeah, I was like I didn't want to say anything about this because it's fake And I didn't want to address a fake rumor about me, but apparently I have to because I'm getting deathwrest Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's pretty popular. Yeah, yeah But yeah, she's been killing it with that that line too Yeah, it was pretty popular. Yeah, very popular. Mm-hmm. She's been killing it with that line too. Yeah, she's a billionaire.

Starting point is 00:49:09 And she's a billionaire. Make up mobile. You're showing off to your music. She's like, fuck, this music game. What else you got? Yo, it's just, I love to see your live. So, Kyrie Irving had a game against the Celtics. Yeah, a good game too.

Starting point is 00:49:23 He had a really good game, but what's going viral were the video clips of him flipping off the crowd in Boston. I guess he made a shot. This is the moment of trapping this situation. I got him in the corner. He makes a shot and then he runs off and flips off the crowd. He then proceeds to make the little like cry cry baby face. Yeah, he had a good game. They should. I wish they were the one so what they were trying to give him backlash for doing that Yes, he was saying that it's in like the spirit of sports You kind of like you you get that type of shit and then you give it back to the crowd That's just what it is. No, he had a great comment though. He was saying in the post game

Starting point is 00:50:01 Interview they're like man you were pretty aggressive with the Boston fans We're gonna used to play for Boston. And then he laughed, and when he laughed, it's kind of weird way he laughed. So they have a lot of animosity towards him. So then he comes there with Brooklyn, and they're, you know, calling them bitch and pussy on the bed. And he goes, he goes, I know we're supposed to be all humble and stuff. I use this to play, I'm still a man.

Starting point is 00:50:19 He's like, it's, I mean, kill him up. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not gonna entertain this. Yeah, I want to see that the wrong way. Yeah, he goes, I don't know if people want to talk shit and I give it back now. I'm in Killmo. Yeah. He's like, I'm not going to entertain this. Yeah, I want to see that the wrong way. Yeah, he goes, I don't know if people want to talk shit and I give it back now. I'm a back guy. Yeah, let me see what he says here.

Starting point is 00:50:33 It looked like there were a lot of players. That hat's there. You gave a fan's finger. I'm curious, was there anything that you thought crossed the line today and or you the kind of guy that gets motivated by kind of going back and forth with the fans? You kind of use that internally as something to fire you up. Look, I mean, I'm just where I'm from, you know, I'm used to all these antics and people

Starting point is 00:50:55 being close nearby, you know, it's nothing new when I come into this building, what it's going to be like, but it's the same energy they have for me and I'm going to have the same energy for them. And it's not every fan. I don't want to attack every fan, every boss and fan. But, you know, when people start yelling pussy, a bitch and fuck you and all this stuff, it's bustle much you can take as a competitor. And, you know, where the ones expected to be, Dysyle and be humble, take a humble approach. Now I fucked as the playoffs. Yeah. It is, you know, I know what to expect in here. And it's the same energy I'm giving back to them.

Starting point is 00:51:28 It is what it is. I'm not really focused on it. It's fun. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like again, where I'm from, I've dealt with so much. So coming in here, you relish it as a competitor. And this is, I'm going to keep repeating myself when I say again.

Starting point is 00:51:42 But this isn't my first time in TD Garden. So what you guys saw and what you guys think is as entertainment or the fans think is entertainment All this fair competition, you know, so if somebody's gonna call me out of my name I'm gonna look at them straight in the eye and see if they really bowed it Most of the time they're not Pretty dope though. Yeah, no, I respect that. Yeah, how could you know? Yeah, it's just like, oh, it's a way to flip people off and talking shit to them. Yeah, great, great game to. He's a monster. You see that? I was watching him

Starting point is 00:52:15 my self. Like, how hard it is to be him. Like, I mean, as far as to be that good. Like, you know, good he is, like, in comparison to all the people of the, you know, Mary missed most of the season too, because you refuse to get the vaccination shot So he's always controversial. Yeah, but he stands by what he means. He's willing to pay the price I got in the problem and that's your one's pay the price. It's like Ali nobody talks Ali Ali fucking dedicated I mean sacrifice six years in his prime. Yeah Because he wouldn't go to Vietnam six years dude What moral courage? God damn. What else you got, Jim?

Starting point is 00:52:45 Some of those Twitter edits were funny too. They used that video of him flipping off the crowd where it says, fan, Kyrie, the earth is in flat and then Kyrie flipping them off. That's good. Yeah, he has some weird beliefs for sure. Yeah, that's right. So this is a follow up from a older story

Starting point is 00:53:04 that we talked about recently a South Carolina man who is on death row actively chose to have the firing squad go off on him as his way out. Now the South Carolina has firing squad available. Yeah because they they the choice is electric chair firing squad. Oh yes. Oh, they. Well, this is what we're talking about last time where they just go up.

Starting point is 00:53:24 Yeah. Both shot. Yeah. we're talking about last time. We're just going up. Yeah. It's shot. Yeah. Both are not a good time. But now, but the fire squad is, you're done. You just like, boom, you just do what this, this what happens.

Starting point is 00:53:34 Goosh! You gotta put it on your head and you're just, goosh! Pretty gangster. I would ask for no hood. For no hood? Yeah, but they were the, they were the only one. I'll leave because the hood for no hood. Yeah, but they They will be because the shooters don't want to see your face

Starting point is 00:53:49 They have to kind of deal humanize you and some of them have a blank in there So it's not all real bullet so then they don't have the the guilt of knowing whether they don't know who did it I mean, but I'm Stark Dark Yeah, it's dark. This is so fucking dark. This is another update to Elon Musk, Twitter situation. I guess he had given Twitter a huge offer. It was what, $41 billion to buy Twitter outright. And the board actually went and blocked it

Starting point is 00:54:27 and they changed the rules about him being able to buy it with how much stocks he owns currently. It's just basically their way of saying, no, we don't want you, long must-tell. But if you're a shareholder in that in Twitter, like a big shareholder, you're in it for money. If you get a whatever $48 million dollar offer, and the company turns it down,

Starting point is 00:54:48 now the shareholder is gonna sue them. Like, no, we could assault this fucking thing, it really makes so much more money. 100% and now you're declining it, that's not what we signed up for. That's right. So the shareholder can sue them. Well, that happened.

Starting point is 00:55:02 It's gonna get messy no matter what. A new shareholder rights plan blocking mark Huh, and it's where they can just change the rules while it's trying to be acquired. Yeah, how weird is that? I guess when that happens. It's called the poison pill and it was not 41 billion He offered 43 billion as a bit That's in there and the Twitter's worth what how much? 32 something 43 billion as a bit. That's interesting. And Twitter's worth what, how much? 32. 32.

Starting point is 00:55:27 32 billion. Still, if you're still evaluating his offer. You gotta do what's best for the company, and that is what would be best. Yeah, but that plan is only for a year. It's gonna get messy. What else you got, Jim? That's right. They havehmm. It's going to get messy. What else you got, Jim?

Starting point is 00:55:46 That's right. You know. They have to put it to a shareholder vote, like you said, I think. Yeah. Unless they change the rules on it. But if you're, I mean, I get dying on a hill that you believe in. You don't believe in freedom of speech, which is hilarious. But if you're an investor, you know, give me my fucking money, dude.

Starting point is 00:56:03 I don't care who runs this thing. Right. It's not like Jack Dorsey's awesome. You know, he's a psychopath. What else do you have? This woman from Alaska, she was recording something for her TikTok. It's called the Dirty Explorer. I guess when she's, you know. A Dirty Explorer?

Starting point is 00:56:16 The Dirty Explorer. Probably when she's jogging her hiking in nature or whatever. And then she noticed that there was this crazy rock slide. And she recorded it. And then she actually saved someone's life a car That was coming through about to go to the same direction. She kept running towards it. You can see everything here That is Or the chances I know

Starting point is 00:56:55 Fuck me. Oh shit holy shit it loud Stop! Stop your car! You see all that debris right there? Whoa! Got it, it's loud. Which had the... That's a fucking... That's a rock slide. Which got filming. 30 seconds of fucking kills.

Starting point is 00:57:21 I'm in screaming down the road just so you know on the beach So yeah, she basically saved that dude's life. Wow, they said that there's a second rock slide But then there's car-sized boulders that would come out. Yes, Brian Well Brian Come on, no, no, no, I want to know Brian. It's good. I'm proud of her. No Brian. She did the right thing No, it's just like a lot of times people go out there was just saving from certain death Oh, would you have kept driving into the landslide? You would have solved though, you know

Starting point is 00:57:54 But I appreciate a lot of rocks. I do appreciate that Yeah, it's not even like oh my god, the rocks are coming. Yeah Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe I just saw the video and I would there's a stretch there Where he would have time to stop it Ryan if I had done that I wouldn't have videotaped it and I would come here with that For sure, yeah, and people would have been like I've told the story before Before you think you think it was one of the ticked up. What's that?

Starting point is 00:58:27 Yeah. If you didn't videotape, we'd be like, all right, cool. I was credited for saving someone's life. My friend, we got caught in rapids, and he was getting pulled, and I had a branch, and I pulled him over, and apparently I saved his life. And his parents said, thank you for saving my son's life. And I was like like you're welcome.

Starting point is 00:58:45 They were like you're here on it. No, I wasn't. I went like this. I got you. You see the stretch of road though? Yeah, I mean the video's not that great either. No, no, but I can see that no, no, listen, let me see. It's Jimmy's guy, he says 30 seconds from. Yeah. One more time.

Starting point is 00:59:03 More the chances of this fucking happen Those landsides are violent Giant Yeah And she's way out of the way right? Like not even close Like this you get to stay right there That's not what happens

Starting point is 00:59:24 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! I hate you go. What was my going to do? So next time? Yeah, that's definitely. So next time it's in a rock slide and you see Bren and her Brian. Just keep walking. Just keep walking.

Starting point is 00:59:41 They got it. Yeah, keep walking. They're fine. All right. Yeah right well you know for her though yeah yeah it's cool footage what's the just sound of it right doesn't right he's not down with it his not his real life is just never as as awesome as as I was saying a conspiracy theorist I'm always like, man, you guys gave the government so much credit to be able to organize.

Starting point is 01:00:07 It's just hugely secret. The truth is, probably a lot less sexy than you think. It might just be that people are just inept. Yeah. But my mind just grew up with a mother. I grew up with a mother who loved to be like, you know, I could have been killed if I hadn't pulled over.

Starting point is 01:00:23 Nope, you were going 30 miles from the close bump. Yeah. Not even close. We're also not even happening. We wouldn't have been having to die. We don't get to a little update with Kane. So the guy that obviously is allegedly the molester, his confessor saying that he's innocent and they're going to prove it somehow.

Starting point is 01:00:43 I mean, what else is there? I know. So that's just the newest thing that happened. or his confessor, and he's saying that he's innocent, and they're gonna prove it somehow. I mean, what else is there, can't you listen? So, the newest thing that happened, and then you see Cain in the courthouse, signing, I love you to his family. It's the first time I guess that he saw them. Jesus Christ. I mean, who would have thought, man?

Starting point is 01:00:58 This is insane. Yeah. So, he's looking at 20 years to life, but if that molester gets convicted, it was like six years or something like that. Ooh, hopefully he's been convicted. Ooh. And he's in the same prison.

Starting point is 01:01:12 Yeah, that wouldn't... That's terrible. All right, what else you get to? Yeah. Let's go to... Here. So I'm making these Stalin's, Megan V. Stalin's Coachella performance.

Starting point is 01:01:26 It was streamed in China through an app, and that app had a sensor on it. I'm just gonna be sick of that. I was trying to get all the bad stuff, but they didn't know what to do. So these things at Black Bar are just kind of running on crazy, and they ended up not covering anything, because they're just showing this Black Bar.

Starting point is 01:01:46 That's so bad. The bar is that. Look at this, oh my God. And then I'm not covering anything because they're just showing this black bar The bars that guys He's all sir. There's too many asses You see it's kind of freaking out here. These all love it This she's such a baddy. I know. I love it. Yeah, she's great Let me just don't air it China. I mean, it was like it's illegal. He's great. That also happens. Let me just don't err at China. I mean, it was like, it's illegally streamed. Oh, there's a lot of it. How richer gear in 1995, I don't remember when he talked about Tibet.

Starting point is 01:02:13 The Bible? No, he talked about Tibet and the Dalai Lama. And how China was doing essentially committing all these crimes. And he has never been in a big movie since. Never. Because China was like, well, he's not going to be in the, we're not going to distribute that movie. And whenever you talk foreign distribution, you're not, you're not getting in the movie unless they can sell it over six.

Starting point is 01:02:35 It ain't happening. So China went, he's out. So Richard, he's a live shit movie star. Huge, huge, huge. Yeah, has not been in, he's not been in one Marvel movie not one never and he never will be Because China's like probably 89. I told you when I did the movie in China. I ever tell you that movie I didn't China. Yeah, they redid the well They said they said you're not allowed to you there was a whole scene where I had to chase a guy all through Beijing and Through old Beijing and I and I and I was in an American cop and I was gonna catch this Chinese national,

Starting point is 01:03:08 and they said, there's not a shot, you're gonna have an American running through old Beijing, catching one of our citizens and putting them on the ground. They keep us. We had to rewrite the whole script. My shoot went from being, I don't know, three weeks to four days. I remember that.

Starting point is 01:03:27 Yeah. Shit. Well, there's a reason why John Cena learned fucking Mandarin and apologized. Yeah, because what they said to him is they go, it'll be the end of your career. Yeah. If you think about a net context, somebody said,

Starting point is 01:03:39 I'd be speaking Chinese. Dude, I love the Chinese. I love what the hell. I did not mean, I don't blame him. I mean, it'll be. Dude, I love the Chinese. I love what the hell. I did not mean, I don't blame them. I mean, it'd be the end of your career. Like, we will never be able to finance a movie with you in it because China will not accept it. That is billions of dollars.

Starting point is 01:03:55 Especially as an action. Yeah. If you're like, you know, comedy romantic or whatever romantic comedy actor, you'd be all right. Money talks, yeah. You, when you look at it that way, I'm more sympathetic, because I've never been in that position.

Starting point is 01:04:08 I get John C.A. and it's a pussy move, but I get what you're bottom dollar. I mean, you're career is gone. No, because what you brought up last time, there's a lot of people he's probably helping out as well. Oh my God. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:04:19 So they're probably like, hey, John, do something. I know a guy who's really wealthy and he's really paranoid of COVID, and I was making fun of him a little bit, and he goes, no, no, dude, dude, no, I have like 2,500 people that rely on me. And if I'm out, or I get really sick for 20 days, it's a big problem.

Starting point is 01:04:39 Yeah. And I was like, I get it. That makes sense. I don't have much of a responsibility. No, it's good. It's like Tom Cruise, who took a year to say no to a movie that my buddy was making. And it was because when he says yes to a movie,

Starting point is 01:04:52 it's literally a whole. It's a big deal. Yeah, it's a whole. Everybody makes money. Everybody. All right, just one more. It's just a funny video. Hold on, it's like, oh boy.

Starting point is 01:05:04 We're gonna go. Now I can tell you. It, yeah, go now. I could have told This is already an issue Hello girl Oh Shit why did she do Because they like It's cuz she's leaning back and so would it But what was she supposed to do hang out and run into the

Starting point is 01:05:32 She's leaning back too much What how did that happen? I don't know I just saw this video is just so amazing She learned That's the best outcome she can Yeah, not in the matter thing just the best outcome. She might break a river to Honey Boo Boo on the That's She picked up We're from what you got to the amazing the hashtags

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