The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 791: Just Like The Old Days

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

Just like the old days, it's just Brendan and Bryan together again. The guys talk the old days of podcasting, Evan The Beard, Brendan on Bert Kreischer's podcast, Paddy The Baddy and Alexander Volkanovski on Food Truck Diaries, The Batman, their obsession with Zoe Kravitz and Jason Mamoa, Netflix's subscriber loss, Amber Heard pooping in Johnny Depp's bed and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On it, that's all I gotta say. You gotta focus. All right, they got your... I'll tell you what, you gotta get on. No, they got stuff for your split. You gotta get on your tickets, because you're in Port Charlotte. And then you all start...

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the entire goddamn website. On it.com, size fighter, 10% off. Yes. Well do it live, kid. Do it live.com slash fighter 10% off. Yes. Well do it live, kid. Do it live. The dude, this is a throwback. Throwback, throwback Wednesday. Vintage fighter and the kid.

Just original dude. Just you and I. You're a rich and now. Batman Robin, you're my Robin. I'm Batman. Michael Jackson, the monkey, you're my monkey. Nope, I don't like that at all. Pinky in the brain, I'm the brain.

Pinky in the brain. Yep. I don't know what pinky in the brain. You don't bring up pink in the brain gen. Rennen Stimpy. Rennen Stimpy. Don't know that either. I can't choose which one is better. The little jaw is kind of the bottom. Beaves in the butt head on beaves. They're both idiots. They're both idiots. We're more like beaves than butt head. I guess so. So that's pink in the brain. I'm the one with the big brain on the left, and even though I'm taller, you're... And I'm like, yeah, you're pinkie on the brain. You've watched, you've seen pinkie on the brain? No.

I think the original, far in the kid, OG fans, the throwback, the rider dies, are gonna enjoy this. I think so too. I think, you just gotta kill Christian, then it's really the original four. Kathman here four years. That's true.

Now if we bring Evan the beard back, who know what he's doing? I wonder what he's doing. It's a good man. I miss Evan the baby. Did he use a short king? We've always had short king too. He was a short king too.

He was a short king too. It's not by, you know, I don't just hire short people. You just like to tower over people. I'm not weird. I'm just gonna stop, but I mean, I don't know Mike's big. Just give me a shove around. Oh, there's that, Evan.

Oh, there he is. Evan, you got married? No, that's someone I'm just kidding. Just kidding. He's officiating. Just kidding, if you're listening to this, he's not gay. He's officiating. It's honored that we now call it the big least

to make things a fish from my brother. Oh, they know. In really news, I guess I'm the one in a fish and a game now. That's not because it's like his brother, but that's good. Oh. Oh, my brother is my news. I guess I'm the what efficient gay knows like his brother, but that's good Brother I said my brother the guy know Levin looks just the same Yes, he's 2019 though. Hey is Evan Casey with a beard Not a bad not a bad call hold on but his brother is Filipino. Yes. I guess his brother as in my brother

You know my brother is his brother also in the new Batman with Tom Holland Well, I just did you watch the who knows that one who gets that reference? Yeah, Spider-Man what I say Batman Yeah, did you see go to go to the rest of his profile? What's he up to before we move on be let's see what the fuck Evan's doing? So this is twenty-and-a-team though, so he hasn't posted since 2019. Oh, he got out of the game Evan was great. Oh, we've seen these pictures a long time ago. He was great Everyone's great. You know what's funny about Evan? You know, so Fox was just like podcast. So fuck is that? Yeah. Here's a guy who listens to music. And I remember we're leaving Evan

wanted to come, but he's like, I really don't know sound engineering dude. That's not my dick. Like I have no idea what I'm doing. He had no idea. He just figured it out. And was that when Chin came up and said, I'm guy when we were leaving. Yep. Dude, you just dropped, you just dropped him a, a thumb drive and said, I'm your guy, which is very out of character for Chin. It's very, very, very, very care of you. Very impressive. Yeah. Look at it. Look at us now, dude. BTS or belt. Chin's one of the, you look at him. One of the owners of thick boy studios. Look at him.

He deserves a stock coders He's he is a A man who just is consistent as he's if and I'm not saying I'm as smart as Steve Jobs But if Steve Jobs start Apple. Yeah, start thick boy. He's my Mike Waka now. Yeah Mike was not was not was not skier something like you was like the brains behind wash was chopped skier some shit the guy said I Or the guy that is from what's his name Because he acquests was yeah, it's good. Yeah, you're my Steve wasny act chin But you're way skinnier Steve was Nick. You're my Steve was Nick. I'm Steve jobs a

Okay, let's get, now get it twisted. Definitely not smart and much nicer. Steve, Steve Jobs. I also use deodorant. Yeah, Steve Jobs was a prickly, a bit of a man cactus. Pricly pear. I call him a man cactus, okay. There he was.

Look that's this, Chin. Tall. You're tall. I was Wozniak now in a wheelchair. No. He's ballin He was just doing some fucking interview. He's so rich. Yeah, he's stupid Like there's me and chin those are those guys are implied imply a vista. He was I'm gonna Photoshop me and chin there Wow Look at that. Hey, let's caught what is too ugly dudes, huh? But smart

Well, but... Definitely strange hair and strange hair. Just back in the day. Oh, before he go on, I know we're joking, so original finer and again stuff like that. I told this fan that I met in Phoenix, I would do this. So he came, it's gonna be a little sad. That's all right. So he comes to meet and greet, right?

And he had a thick boy bike club hat on. And I said, oh, that was my favorite hat, man. We sold out of those. Glad you got one. And he goes, it's not my hat. It was my, I think brother or cousin. I think he said brother. Try to get this right now.

That's a big difference to your brother. I know. Damn, either way, he's related to him. You were listening with half a year. Well, you know, you can meet a fucking thousand people. But it's either a brother or cousin. Either way, relate to him. Yeah. Let's say brother for the story brothers can be much more impactful

Yeah, so his he goes there's my little brothers hat and he goes he was your biggest fan man and I were I he's like I've never listened to podcasts and I've seen you stand up. I came tonight in honor of him I said okay, then goes he died Last year or two years ago, and I go oh, I'm so sorry man, and you know, I was like COVID I went COVID and he he was well he was the military and I was like a war but then I guess he's on a motorcycle and just got hit by a car so It's his birthday today the John McPhee passed away car so It's his birthday today the gentleman passed away

His name is Christian Shane Stewart and he was born on April 20th 1989 he did died July 24th 2021 and Yeah, man, so gone too soon hope you're still up there listening this bullshit Have some laughs my man, but shout out to the guy who came to the show him his wife are so nice and he asked me if I do that and I said absolutely my man So here's to you man. Yeah, Christian shanes to it. Yep. Real bad ass man. Yeah What a day to do it on to not bad the throwback the. Now, now the boys are a little older. It's like when you watch the reunion of friends, and I know.

Oh wow, Chandler's been on a lot of ways. Oh, what's the other guy's name? Chandler, oh yeah. Oh Chandler's a raging alcoholic and slur in his world. I saw a clip of, I showed you that clip of, of you and I with Rogan when you were still fighting. You know what, you hear that what happened, too? You know, 1989, I don't know, it was literally like,

I tried to on 14, maybe earlier. Yeah, your voice was higher, your nose was like thinner, it's like, yeah, so weird how your face changes. It's just fucking weird. Still coming with the heat though. Coming with heat, coming with heat. But like, I went, I remember you said, you know, I had this I had this telling a story about being this girl in high school told me that I you know

I wish I was just stomach was a little tighter and since then I've always wanted you know I've always been a little insecure and then you hear me go well, let's get over that though, huh? Yeah, let's get over that right now. I've been all serious. Yeah, yeah, he can't stop laughing Yeah, no, Rogan couldn't stop laughing Eddie Ed Rogan. Oh's on there just playing. Oh, yeah, I just said he's on there. Fuck, man. That seems like forever ago, huh? It was. It was, but it also seems like five months ago.

Oh, it doesn't seem like five months ago. I remember it. Yeah, it just seems forever. I don't remember it. You know, it seems fucking forever. Do you mean people from six, seven, eight years ago that you don't remember at all? I mean, not really.

I'll never forget a face. I'll always be like, hmm, like when I do those mean greets, I could be like, yes. It'd be like six years ago. And I'm like, we know each other. He's like, yeah, dude, I met you in Charlotte. And I'm like, yeah, I knew it, dude. Yeah, certain faces.

Your computer, you just go, oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Never will remember a name. Definitely remember a face. Yep. Yeah, it's very strange, right? It is weird, man It's I was just doing a you know, because today starts the PR tour for my special that drops next Thursday April 28th on Thinkboy YouTube the Gringo Poppy. Yeah, so today starts the gamut of

promotion So I started with Bert Kreischer and I went to Bert's house, dude. I haven't been a Bert's house. Bert's gone well. And I haven't been a Bert's house for like two or three years. Yeah. Because he wasn't like, he was okay. He was all right.

He was like always construction. Look at that. We podcast out of the, his fucking pool house is weird. Yeah. Bro, it's done. It's done well. He's selling some tickets. Well, he's selling all the tickets.

He's selling all the tickets. Nobody's better. That might be why I'm selling this. Nobody's better promotion. But you're taking all the tickets. You're taking all the tickets. People have to choose and they're choosing bird overs. Rightfully so.

That's fine. That's fine. Dude, out of, you know, out of anybody's house I've ever been to, you name it. Nobody has a doper crib than bird. I won't say where it's at. Nobody has a doper crib then burnt. I won't say where it's at. Nobody has a doper crib then burnt. I'm like doing holy shit.

You've arrived. Daddy made a move in. Now look at you. Daddy arrived. Sometimes you arrive. And sometimes you arrive and then things go a little bit self and you gotta arrive again. You gotta build it up again.

That's all. That's how it happens. So now it's a slow burn. Sometimes you're, sometimes the slowest burn. Because I would say you arrive, right? Never arrive, right? But not like Burton Tom.

No, not on the same day. You would say maybe in, maybe two years ago with the TV show, maybe two TV shows and selling great and things were pretty good. Yeah. Like, you know, money was, and then things happened. But then there's some factors. And COVID, and other things.

That's why I'm saying some factors, COVID inflation. Sure. The job market, like, it's a common, and then I also remember, too, even three years ago, be, or even before then, when we're doing Fire and Kids Live and selling out, you know, Vic Theater and Duolas, Credit Shit, remember, at the time, there wasn't that many podcasts.

Exactly. And nobody had a podcast. I mean, it's a now we're one of the rich. Our agents didn't know what a podcast, my agents were like, wait, you make money on your podcast? Nobody was talking about podcast. No, and then also C.A. has a huge branch down. You're welcome. I started. Yeah. Anyway, but yet, so at the time, especially back when we started, a not many comics had a podcast. Rogan was doing it, we were doing it. There wasn't that many.

That was almost it. Yeah, and then now there's a ton, and there are also comics too, and they're really good. So now it's competitive, you know, like if, let's say you're in, I'm randomly talking, if you're in Philly next week, and to Steff knows there, the week before, you know, for a regular family, it's tough to go back to back weekends.

And get to go back to back clubs or whatever. It's hard to sell tickets at the end of the day. Yeah, you just, you know, you just got to change your game up. Yeah, different approach. Yeah, it's just a different game. Well, I'm excited about shooting this special. Yeah, May 19th, Brian Proff and then with my special guest and then I'm just just gonna start putting things.

Produced by a fake boy. Start using YouTube. Yeah. Yup, yup. See what happens. It would be good, man. Yeah, boy. The business is changing so much. I feel like change is a lot.

It's just always evolving, you know? But it seems like it's evolving. Like from when I started, like for the first 20 years of my career, it was, you know, 25 years almost, like 20 years of my career it was you know 25 years almost like 20 years it was all the same channels same power structure same channels that's not good though say no but it was it was there was a lot of career there was a way to do it right sure and then new media comes along and revolutionizes literal area and thank god because now you don't have those gatekeepers

who they decide what's funny who can have a career and right guys Well, it's really on you money back then. I don't care who you were now You you know when you when you can curate that many tickets holy shit There was probably one or two comics. It's all like that. Yeah, now it's like now. There's a there's a bunch and thank God Yeah, but yeah So I started the PR towards Bert but the pod won't come out to next week before the special after the special. But this is my schedule and, you know, I posted this on Instagram story. For the first time ever, I had to cancel a show. It's the one night at the Paramount Theatre in Austin. I'm not doing it.

I'm gonna have a new date for you guys and I'll be there for three nights. Yeah, you'll be on all of the... You'll be in Austin. I'm coming have a new date for you guys and I'll be there for three nights. You'll be in Austin. I'm coming back to Austin. I never sat well with you. Doing a, I can speak for you on this one because it might be a little uncomfortable, but doing a festival was something you were doing for someone else, almost like it's in favor. And you were leaving a lot of money on the table.

And I just know from experience that festivals don't do anything for you. No, they do less than nothing. But it man is it a blessing. And you know, I'm good with Moon Tower. We're all good there. And obviously the fans have seen me soon. I'll be doing three shows. So it's going to be more dates for you.

But, you know, as a dad, I hate leaving my kids for a long period of time. So I'd have been gone this weekend. And then Wednesday, I fly to Austin. I'm doing shows with Rogen Wednesday night. Thursday, I do Rogan's pod to blast out the drop of the special. Yeah. And then I fly back to LA for a day and then fly to New York to do all the, you know, shoalty into stuff.

And I'm going to carry V and bars to just blow in the special up. And I fly from New York to Charlotte on tour Thursday, Friday, Saturday. It's a long time for the new tour called the Trash Panda 2022. The Trash Panda tour. Ooh, it's no longer thick, but it's a whole new hour, daddy.

Why is it called the Trash Panda? Why not? I like Trash Panda, it's the thick Trash Panda. I like it. I'm playing around with some names for the special. I think I have your name. I told you this. Yeah, I think so too. Mm like it. I'm playing around with some names for the special I think I have your name. Yeah, I told you this. Yeah, I think I think so too. Mm-hmm I think it's kind of outrageous. We'll wait on it because we don't want people to I think it's a good name I take it and trademark it and whatever make it difficult on you so you don't want to say that out loud That's right. Yeah, let's see what happens. Maybe let's take a little break from this throwback firing the kid dude

Little vintage fine. You know art dude. You know art daddy. I'm an artist, you're an artist. Well, I've been known to sketch and draw some stuff with paint, but I'm not. The thing about when you're brand art is very rare and when you're aware because it only goes up in value from what I understand. Yeah, man.

And can I talk about investing? Listen, you know you're going to invest in stock and crypto. And I got sucker punch. Just like everybody out there, but thank God I have master works in my corner They help normal guys like you and me all right diversify their portfolio with blue chip art from master Like the cosso chip art Monet Basquiat There's a lot of these are these are art pieces that are here to stay forever So valuable and listen dude here's the thing, Daddy.

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I mean there's a lot of stuff. Don't put me on the side. No, but I mean when it comes to master works, we're freaks. Yeah. Mona Lisa? I mean Mona Lisa. I don't know.

I'm gonna start with that. The Mona Lisa. Yeah, and then there's the other one. Andy Warhol. There's the soupcat from Andy Warhol. That's right. The male and the girl. By the way, they're all of that for all, we're joking around.

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Yeah, I'm like a chair with a salty friend and we'll give you your money back. No questions, ask you have nothing to lose. But yeah, so it's a blessing that Moon Tower didn't work out because I can stay home and I'm missing much time with the kiddos. I hope in a fucking beast dude. Let me ask you this, you did a food truck diary with Patty Pimblit. Well, you know me, I hate to, you know,

get out of my comfort zone as far in LA. Well, you guys have to drive down to San Diego. No, I have to say I am. I have to wake up at five, that's outrageous. So but now now I have before you go on He looks about as big as you are now why he's a 150 fiber and he's a 155 That's a big kid. What's he what did he weigh right right over 200 what? What did he's he's the funniest guy I've had on the show is He's so great. He has such a great vibe about him, and he's not, you know,

similar economy first came out like he's not cocky. Yeah. He's just, he believes it. Yeah. And he's fun about it. He was talking about, I go, I said, well, you're the original thick boy, dude. What, how much are you way right now?

You're the original thick boy from Liverpool. He goes, I don't know, I haven't weighed myself. He lifts the sugar. I get a gut though. I go, dude, you're in so big between fights. I go, if they ask you to take a short notice fight, he goes, what? He goes, who take, I wish I could do that, and he goes, who takes short notice fights?

I don't know, I'm not a fight. He goes, why would I do that? He goes, don't make sense. He goes, I make more money outside the octagon. He goes, you want me to take a short notice fight? For what? He goes, I don't need the money. And he's like, look,

but he's not talking me, he's the first guy to do this. So I know he's a performer. He would, when he would like, go off on those fun tangents. He would look at the camera, perform for the camera. Wow.

And I was like, oh, this kid's a beast. Yeah. How old is he? 27? Wow. Amazing. And then, you know, I brought up the, that's weird.

I brought up like the criticism of him. You know, I'm like, you know, the two like biggest prospects and you'll see your homes lot new. And obviously with you, compared to a homes that, no, not even that, I'm not talking about skill set. I said, you know, in your first two fights, you've gotten hit and you was the out of time purpose.

He's like, I have to get hit to wake up. He's like, my coach is like, hey man, we can't keep doing this. He's like, when those fights just had no respect for my nose, he's gonna start them. So he's like, I want to make it exciting for the fans. So my new house is gonna freaking get hit. Jesus. And dude, and then his, here's the thing.

So we had Volcanoeske on which aired today on Food Truck. If you listen to the Alex Volcanoeske Food Truck in El Camino this is the Alchvokinowski Food Truck in El Camino, where we ate arapas. It fucking started today. Oh, there, yeah, it was a great fucking clip. But so we gave Marapa's out of El Camino. So, but the thing about Volkanovsky and Patty is, you know, they're these crazy success stories

and they're making all this money outside the UFC. It's because they have great fucking managers, man. Yeah. The managers are the best I've ever worked with. Really? Like this guy Graham for Patty. Yeah. Graham, he, I didn't know

that he lives in San Diego. That's why Patty's there. He flies out there because his manager lives there. But his manager is also the owner of Cage Warriors. Do you know anything about Cage Warriors? Let me tell you some of the alumni. And he's owned it and started it for 15 years. Wow. Cage Warriors is where Conor McGregor came out of. Was it champion there? Okay. Michael Bizzbing. Dan Hardy. Jesus. Tom Aspenal, Darren Till, ever heard of that. Patty.

Oh yeah, Patty. Dude, Patty was making more engaged warriors. Way more than he is in the UFC. Damn. That's why the UFC offered him twice and turned it down. Cause he makes more money in case he's crying. I didn't realize how big of a star is. Yeah, in the UK, everywhere.

I didn't know, like I knew he was big. He was first himself as the fifth beetle because the beetles are from Liverpool. It's so funny, his hair gets the same. Refers himself as the fifth beetle. He's so great, Liverpool. He's from Liverpool. But he, isn't Darren Till from Liverpool?

No, Darren Till might be from Liverpool. No, Darren Till's from Liverpool. Okay, that's a rough, some rough cats out there. Oh, you go, he goes, the weather's shit. The weather's shit. So they just try to... He's like, he's like, minute 10, like, no, you're not. But he, yeah, so in, going back to how big of a story is, in Liverpool, like, he's Tom Cruz out there, man.

And so, like, you know, he sold out that O2 Arena, he didn't sell it out there, you see it, man, I was, I was saying on the shop show, I was talking to his manager, but I'm like, I thought you'd have like UFC jitters, like it's a big fucking deal, so I don't know, you owe to Arena. And he goes, oh, he sold out three times before the UFC, though, on his own. He's like, I think he might have sold out.

He's not as he used to the hype. He used to hype at home, where if he loses, it's way more. He loves it. But he, but me and Graham were talking, he was, I think he probably would've sold out, would've sold out in eight minutes. He's like three minutes sold out so fast,

it was because of Patty. Jesus Christ. So I don't realize, and dude, Patty's making leaps and bounds more money than he makes inside the UFC. Not even close. That's so crazy. So he's like, why fight? Yeah, he's like, I love to fight.

He's like, so I'll do it. And hopefully we can agree on a contract. But, and he was also like, and this way I love about him. He's like, I'm not in a rush either. He's like, I'll get to the top. He didn't, they'll bring him up slowly. Yeah. 100%. Yeah.

But just like they did with Sugar Shot. Yeah. Smart. And what's his camp? He's fighting in Liverpool. Yeah, yeah, same camp. Yeah, yeah, where you, yeah, he walked in in gym. I think he said he was 16 or 17 and never left.

Jeez. It's a fucking monster, man. Monster. So, that's a good kid. So, that's a good. Dude, a humble. Humble, then only get away with shit. Even if you're a star, you gotta stay humble.

He's great. Yeah. When he ordered the burger, and he's one of the best burgers we've ever had on the show. And it's called Swagu, food truck. Yeah. So, I did, you know, because we had a day notice to get down to San Diego. Like patty's like, he was like, hey, I'm in San Diego.

Like, dude, my show's in LA. He's like, ah, man, it's too far. You know, we have our schedule. I'm like, let me see if I can find a fucking truck and venue to do it down there. So I hit up the team, but then I did a Instagram story post saying we need a food truck. And this Swagu food truck? Jesus Christ. We've never had more people blow us the fuck up.

Probably 150 fans like Swagu, Swagu, Swagu. Damn. It was fantastic. That burger's stupid, right? You patty ate that, but he had, I think three or four patties on it. Oh my God. Patties for patty.

Damn. That looks delicious. Dude, it was so good. Causedy's for Paddy. Damn, that looks delicious. Dude, it was so good, because Wagyu beef. Oh, and the fat. And doing the bun? Yeah, and that bun looks too much. Did I shit my pants away home?

Yeah. Of course you did. That's a lot of fat. That's basically fat between two pieces of wheat. Oh, it was nice. And Paddy kept going, this is heavy. Oh mate, this is heavy. And I went, hey, I stopped and I go,

hey, I don't know the lingo in Liverpool Does heavy mean like it's gonna be heavy in your stomach? No, he's like means a lot of things Yeah, like he's like heavy like good. Yeah, like this is heavy. Yeah, right. That's just heavy. Thank you. Losely good Yeah, I did oh It was fucking this that gun. So so the food truck just happened to work out you have patty on who's a huge guest So you have the best food truck just happened to work out. You have patty on who's a huge guest. So you have the best food truck We've ever had it's shut up swag. You and then also I you know to do the sit-down portion I need somewhere quiet where we can sit down

That's why doing thick laugh factory do so I hit up in raky and ricky a laugh factory and was like hey man I don't I know you guys are in open at fucking 9 a.m. On a Tuesday is it cool for you this he's? He's like, hell yeah dude. So they let us in. So we did on the stage there. It just worked out perfect. We didn't hit traffic either. How long you guys talk for?

Well over, I mean by the time they edited it, probably you know, 40 minute show. It's fantastic. I got all the way. Oh, we can win all day. But he did have to get going. He's like mate, little cool place in 30 minutes. Hey, you're going.

I was like, oh, they do? He's like, yeah, I guess I can drink my ice. He's like, I gotta find a pub. He's giving his minutes, hey, you're going. I was like, oh, they do? He's like, yeah, I got five. So I can drink my ice. He's like, I gotta find a pub. He's giving his manager a shit because the manager, he's not from Liverpool. I think he's from, he's Welsh or something. He's like, may I don't give a fuck about soccer.

He's like, everyone will be watching to be the most exciting, the World Cup. And my backs turn to it just fucking staring at the wall. How do you say that are the managers? Yeah, the manager. Pat, he's like super into it. Yeah, soccer's a fucking religion. It's for Liverpool.

They sing songs, they go crazy. Yeah, the whole thing's a nightmare. I told him I was like, I'd be down to go, but I'm worried about Hooligans. He's like, he was like, you fucking America. Well, no. He goes, there's no more Hooligans. No.

They've listed a band. They're eradicated. He goes, let's say, he was, this is how they got rid of it. He goes, in the space, he what we did with the Rico Act with the mafia. I hate to compare them to mafia. But they just make it so strict if they do something that they're so fucked, that they just go away. So he was like, back in the day,

if you're in a fight in England, you know, you fuck somebody up, you can get thrown in jail, man. It's not good. He's like, but if you're in a fight at a soccer game and you fight with another Like a clan like if the who's against he's like dude. It's like a felony. Oh, yeah He's like so they just quit fuck. That's what they did is I got locked up Yeah, in Ireland too. They just they would literally gangs which is me They'd be fighting before they got to the fucking stand so he said and bad stuff

There's a book called Among the Thugs. Yep. And the reporter who just talked about the shit that they would do, they were doing all the way. Like paint their face and shit and they know they would stab people. They give you that smile. The Joker.

Yeah, they do all kinds of shit to you, man. Just gang up on you and stomped you. The baddie was like, this, that, people were getting killed. Yeah, for sure. You're getting killed because you like man. And not just men, not just men, women too. Really bad. When Women were fighting too. They were getting fucked up.

They'd be with a guy and they'd get fucking stomped too. Really bad. And Patty was laughing and he fucking Americans. It was like, what's the market out here, dude? They scare us. Next we're worried about cartels, fucking London. I go to Premier League, I'm worried about Genshank by Hooligan. He's like, he's like, dude, that doesn't happen.

You have a great time with the game. Like, oh, I'm down, dude. And he goes, it's front, he referenced some movie. Kyle knows it with uh awesome powers Don't know No, no, no, no, no, it's a movie about hooligans Because uh awesome power is not about I was like my my brother was a huge Manchester car. Man United. I forget what move but oh Ethan Hawk is in it green street.

Um, is he in a hot Elijah Wood? Yeah, that's it. Yeah, green street was what paddy's talking about. Green street. Yeah, I've never seen it. Two on five. He goes, oh, you probably saw green street and that's why you're scared. I was like, I never heard of that movie.

Yeah, he's kind of good. Yeah, but I apparently that's about who he gets has a guy from That's why you're scared, I was like, I never heard of that movie. Yeah. He's actually kind of good. Yep. But apparently that's about hooligans. Has he got from the sons of Anarky in it? I've never seen it. And no. I'd say it, I'd watch it.

But dude, between Alek Volkinovsky and then fucking Paddy to my favorite food truck side. That's pretty badass. Good people. You got Gilbert Burns coming in? Huh? You got Gilbert Burns coming next week? Who would you? Mm-hmm.

There are coming, man. That's exciting. That's the beast. Yeah, you built it up. Yeah. Yeah, they come. Yeah. Little different than when I was a showtime,

because they'd handle all the travel and hotels and stuff. Did you see the new Batman? Dude, I'm so glad you brought that. I watched it last night. Yeah, me too. You watch it with my son. Don't tell me. Yeah, he would be dark. Yeah, too dark for a year's old 10 years old. 10 years old. Many of those Michael Keaton Batman Brian

We I thought it was. What are you doing and now the kids go on now that it won't leave my side He goes I was scared last night. I was gonna get you guys where you going? I go on the kitchen He's probably the new riddler that she is so dark be scared And it's not so realistic, but also. I mean, what the fuck, though? I didn't see it on King of Sting and the Wing. Eric Griffin's like super balls deep into like comic book movies, Theo Winsaw. This is the promise in the like comments or your people

and their opinions that aren't yours. They told me, oh, it's bad, it's too long, it's boring. First of all, I'm gonna right it is the best Batman. It's ever been made It's a it's right up there with the dark night dude. I like to my girl 30 minutes on it Is this not the best? It's about pass a billion all it's crushing. Yeah, that's a very... But I'm just saying, people's opinions on it. And I'm like, how slow is this? Well, so much too long. And then people go, oh, it's too long.

I wish it was longer. How about that? Lord of the Rings is too long, you fucks. Batman? And also, I think they're interrupted. The new Batmobile? Yeah. 100%.

It's a throwback fucking Dodge Challenger. I can't stand still. I think he's great. I thought he was fantastic. I think his darkness and just like he's so vulnerable and so fucked up and trying to find faith somewhere. He's also like he's real. You know what I'm saying?

Like he's real as fuck. And the riddler, you know, is this basically like a troll that turns to this murderer. He's killing politicians. It's so real. The movie's so real. The movie's so real. The real, there was horrifying.

Oh, you know, there's a edit, it's out now, but he meets with the new Joker in prison. Obviously, this is, they're doing it more like real. So the Joker's like this insane madman who skins all fucked up because he scratches skin. But I watched the, the edit of the deleted clip last night. That Joker on a hood is, it's not like somebody super famous, they did it for a reason. It looks fucking crazy.

The new Joker looks not so. And he's gonna be making an appearance, yeah. Oh, well they edit it out. So I, I have 20 minutes left to move. So I don't know if they, uh, tease the Joker, but I know that part is edited out. Yeah, finish that movie. Oh really? I've 20 minutes. I was too tired last night.

Okay. Because I didn't realize what the fuck was going on. I'm watching with my son and I went, this is dark and I looked at my son and I go, are you all right with this? He goes, I'm fine dad, I'm fine. Meanwhile, if he would not leave my fucking side. You fucked up.

That was bad. He's too young to watch the movie. Wait, too young. I'm too young. I was scared, but it was so well done. So my guns out last side. You fucked up. That was bad. He's too young to watch the movie. Way too young. I was scared. But it was so well done. So good. Guns out last night. So well done.

Oh my god. So shot. The cost of the set design. The fight, everything about it. If you're a film person, which I'm actually not, it's hard to deny. Do an entire woman can get it. Now let's hold on.

Now hold on. The first ball. Hold on. First of all, first of all first of all when dude when her No, excuse me when her Hey dude hey dude And I'm being dead serious now look me in the eye Don't talk about my girl right that's my girl. Okay. No no with share one day Wednesday Friday

Don't share bro Tuesday Thursday Saturday. Bro Sundays for the point. Okay, no, no, with share. Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday's for the point. I don't share Zoe. Listen to me. Dude, she's so hot. You know, she's tiny though. That's my girl. She's tiny. I think she's five foot. She is. Her and Kat would have a fucking real. I love her. I love her so much. After that, is she not, is she not the most beautiful? Because she might so wait, you're five, dude. And that's a Hollywood a Hollywood five two because Robert Patterson's not Well, I like her more now because I like petite that's a do like tiny. Oh my god She's too hot, but you and she was born in Venice. I Remember her as a little girl. I just see her. I would go to I don't act like that. I would go to I say and see her. Well, you know, you're out. We sonnet. Well, not

But she's like, but now she's like go Brian Kellen things I'm hot and she's probably listless and then you go I remember as a little girl. She is oh, he's out. I'm not to go out. I know I know I thought of myself I was like I can't even like and you get to a certain age you can't even stare. You're a creep That's the problem, but I I love her. I love oh good. She's you know, I like about the way they told her story Who the fuck is that? I don't know who the fuck is that. That's Donald Glover. Oh, I love him.

That's okay. Her boyfriend's chaining Tatum. Oh, well, there you go. Okay, I mean, So. I'm so heartbroken right now. Why do you compete with Chan? I mean, there's not many names you have thrown out there.

He's a great guy. There's not many names you could throw out there that would make me feel insecure. That'll do it. That'll do it. That'll do it. Super talented and fizzle. He's a great guy and a big guy. Now hold on.

Is that big but yeah. Now hold on. Think about what it was like. She grows up with the coolest parents on the planet and the most beautiful parents on the planet and very talented parents and then she gets the best of both of them in a way. Look at her. Look at her. Oh she's gorgeous. Like, look at her. Like, look at her. Oh, she's gorgeous.

Like, you're just touched. You're blessed. Oh, my God. Just, God, you're so stupid. Yeah. So, like, you went, again, when, when, when, uh, Batman kiss, she's, oh, my girl looked over I was like this, that's my, that's my girl. Okay.

That's my girl. 92 old dude. And by the way, I just, you fought yourself. The bring up, bring up, uh, Lisa Bonet. Lisa Bonet. Lisa just broke up with, uh, Jason Momoa. Yeah, they were together forever.

Which was, Well, it was a dying piece too though. I saw her recently, I had a Billy Eilish son. Look at her, please. Oh, he saw him there. Yeah, he was there with his daughter. He's cool looking in person.

Every single person started losing their shit when he came to the stadium. Hey, Aquaman. I mean, arena. Holy shit. Take a look at her. They look, well, that's shit when he came to the stadium. Yeah, Aquaman. Oh, Lee. Take a look at her. Take a look at her. Well, that's exactly how she's going to look when she's her. That's right.

Look at them. Come on. Some people just start. They don't have their own kids, huh? What do you mean? Who? Because just Momoa is a question. Just Momoa and Lisa Bonet have two kids.

Oh, they do? Oh, look at those kids are gorgeous. Let me see those kids. They're cuties. They're such good looking people looking people. I want to see somewhere around like 10 11 I always love the story Jason Moa is telling when he's on Game of Thrones and you know One of the biggest shows of all time and he's living in a van in Malibu of Malibu Because he was in making money. He was like in that night yet

He said he got black balls after doing what was a bay watch look at those kids Oh my Cute look at how beautiful. I look at their hair. Hi my job. What do you do? What? It's like they're like sprites you find them in a forest and like you look for them again. They disappear models Yeah, they have the wings on their ankles. You think your kid. Okay, they grew up a lot. Is that okay? They're cute when they're young. No, they're still gorgeous. Oh my God. Yeah, just all things in disaster.

Well, look at their dad, dude. Yeah. Dimes, cheese. That's just stud. He was living in his van. Wow. Well, you know, I never stopped him. He was at a shake.

So they just go to a restaurant that I would go to every Sunday called a shake. You tell me his friend was sucking the face. No, and he, he, he was walking, he went to the bathroom, came back and I, you know me, he had a white t-shirt on and I just go, I was like, who the fuck is this? He's breath-taking. Who, he's breath-taking.

And this was 15 years ago, I don't know, when was Conan, but bring up when Conan came out. Oh, when you did the cut? The first, not 15, at that one. 12 years ago, 13 years ago, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. He was so striking, like, figure it out, right? Oh, 2 on 11 B.

Okay, so, so, so, yeah, so we're talking about 11, 12 years ago. So I just couldn't understand who the fuck this guy was. I could not believe what he looked like. He was such a good looking dude, and so big, and I stopped him. I go, we're going to the bathroom. I go, I go, I go, who are you and what do you, how do you look like this? I said, what do you do? And he said, and he goes,

I'm an actor, I'm an actor, he goes, I'm playing Kona. I go, of course you are. Yeah, it was an actor. No, it wasn't. Yeah, but he hadn't even done the movie. So this was 13 years ago, probably. 2 on 11. Blue my fucking mind.

I was like, you're the most, we just, everybody was looking at him. No, he just, he just, some of those, you know, some people just look like a star. Yeah, they look like a star. That is factor. Well, they're all tonight. And you're certain people when they walk in, they're like, you know, you're different

than the rest of them. That's cool. I mean, yeah. You can't take your eyes off them. So I'm like, a gay thing. No! Just like, God, dude. Well, look at him.

You built that friend. And then I hung out with them one time, a little bit with me and Grillo in Malibu. Because Grillo, Grillo knew the guy who had done Battlestarco Lactar, whatever the fuck show. He was on some sci-fi show. So we were just there and I was on the end of the table. I didn't really say anything to him.

But again, I was like, looking at him going, who the fuck? How is this guy not a huge? Am I the only one who knows is that this guy is striking beyond measure? What are you saying you discovered Jason Moomba? I did discover Jason, I discovered him. Now you're saying passion, you haven't. No, I don't look that way. No, hold on, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, as an actor. As an actor. You got the sum about you though. I think you'll be that. Young guy, you got sum about you. Kind of cute, I go back and I look in the mirror and you go, wow, in fact, I said that to him, I went to the bathroom, I went to pee,

I looked at myself in the mirror and I went, well, that's the medium white guy and that's okay, but you're not gonna do anything on your looks. No, there's a lot of, there's a lot. People say that you're privileged when you're a white straight guy, I'm competing with a big pool. I don't know how privileged I'm competing

with all the other white guys. Yeah, yeah. So. Now that same energy you had when you met Jason Moa where you were like, oh my gosh, so big. What do you do? Brian and we don't travel together anymore

but he used to do that to any big black guy on a plane which now would be considered racist. You go, oh my god, what do you in the NFL? And what? No. I'm like, please don't be in any black guy. What sport do you do? Amy Biker, what sport?

He's like nothing. What sport are, no, you're lying. Yeah, Brian's like, please don't be. What do you do with what sport do you just say? Amy Biker, hey, what sport? He's like, nothing, dude. What sport are, no, you're lying. Yeah, Brian's like, full shit. No, man, is that big and that proportioned? How about, you know, me with, when people say, oh, he's athletic, Bert goes, this I start the pot off today, he goes,

dude, my producers are wrestler. I know what? He was, dude, yeah, he's a fucking legit wrestler. I go, damn, we're, we're, we're dressed up and my ham thing, you yeah, he's a fucking legit rest so I go damn where oh We're dressed that in my head. I'm thinking like Iowa or state and then you know went on to you know Try and maybe metal in the national level. He goes. Oh, I just wrestled two years in high school. I like to burn I Don't count though does it burn he was why I played baseball one year my baseball player bird He started laughing so hard. Like, oh, I forgot. I'm like, yeah, you guys like you toss around the term athlete too easily.

I was with my girl and we were standing in line for the plane. And behind me, these two seven foot, not six, eleven, but six, twelve, legit, seven foot seven footers. And very, very muscular and very proportioned, clearly professional basketball players and who knows? And they came up behind us. Why did they come up behind us? Black. They came up behind us. Handsome, both handsome guys.

Proportion, when you're, let's call them 6'11, 6'9." I don't know. When you're a proportion, 6'9, 6'10." And I made them laugh so hard because they just come up behind us and then I just turned my eye out. Are you serious? Are you kidding? And they just start to run. Well, their dick is in your face. Yeah, I'll have a high level dick's in your face. I go, you're that tall and that good looking.

Now, do you, are you in law school? You know, just follow them. I hear all right, man. I was like, yeah, I know. And then I go like this, I grab my girl, I go, I'd like to present you with this gift. I present you guys this. I'd love to see you both are in a train on her. Yeah, and when we touched down and she's been with them in Florida. And she ran off with them and now you take care of the kids. That's a cool story. And so there it is. So my child is super tall and super tall and black skin tone. Yeah, but to wrap it up, that Batman is fantastic. You see any cat? Yeah, I've seen it. I love it. It was amazing. Absolutely. I love that they put it on HBO

Max because you know, I can't go movie theater. You know, I get kids. I so when it comes I have to wait to hit fucking on Demand he's J. Text me and goes hey Batman hit HBO Max like I have something to watch tonight. He looks great in that suit. What do you think? He's very fancy. Very, very amazing. Yeah, good looking guy. Good actor. Dude, you ever seen him in Waterfall Elephant? No. Oh my God, he's good in that.

Really? Because the twilight is just, you know. Yeah, good actor. He's a good fucking actor. Dude, Waterfall Elephant, he's fantastic. Really? What? Oh, Christian loves twilight.

Oh, no, that's for you. Yeah. Well, you were young when you saw it. Yeah. It's fair, it's in different generations. People love him. Yeah, Christian loves Twilight. Oh, no, that's free. Yeah. Well, you know, you were young when you saw it. Yeah. It's fair. It's in different generations. People love him. Yeah, people love him.

My daughter took it so seriously, she could barely handle it. Yeah, it's like a load of it. Well, I was in, I was a freshman high school in Titanic. Came out. People thought like seven. My daughter when she was a little girl wouldn't watch it with me because it was so old. Titanic to her.

No, uh, Twilight. She wouldn't watch it with. White man can jump. White, uh, Twilight. She wouldn't watch it with me. White man can jump. White, Twilight. She wouldn't watch it with me, you fuck. Because I was ruining the, she was in her own romantic world. She was in love with the vampire.

So for dad to be there, it's like, dude, get the fuck out of here. I'm having a, yeah. I'm sure maybe, I'm sure maybe I'd like you if I watch it, but you know, sometimes it's on TV, I turn to it.

And then it'll show like the where was with the vampires not like a snow like field And they're like stand from each other my girl watch my this bullshit man Yeah, yeah magic Scott. Well, dude. I tried you know, I've no I've ran out of it. I've watched everything You know nothing like like I finished Fucking ultimatum. Have you did you finish it? I didn't finish it. I want ruin it for you. We're finishing. Oh, yeah Really? Yeah, once the audience. Yeah, that's great. Okay So I finished that having no show to watch so I told my grandma. It's written true blood back. We love that Does it hold no? No, no, no, we got the hat. We got 30 minutes to the first half of she goes this some silly shit like it doesn't

Is this some silly shit like it doesn't stand a man sucks That fairy storyline is tough. Oh, it gets lame. It gets so bad. I still didn't mind at the time I was kind of involved. It was good for when it came out. Sookie. Oh, I love that show. Sookie I remember that sookie. The show was great man. I have nothing now. I'm beating. I've Batman Well, I can't I've stand up tonight. so I'll finish it tomorrow night the last 20 minutes But you should watch that delete scene with Joker that new Joker's scary. Oh, man, the ridler was Online really yeah, it was on world stuff should be on YouTube. I know. Yeah, I'm sure it's all over you do That Joker's Yeah, they make it so real now. So intense.

I told my girl, I look at my arm like, this is so intense. It's not a cartoon as much anymore. Can I tell you one thing I wish about the Batman? I wish that Robert Patties and killed some of those fuckers. He just would beat him up. I wish he would just fuck it, but Batman doesn't kill. Well, you have to beat him to death or strangle

because Batman doesn't use guns, right? That's how you always say no guns. You have a candy user, like a sword or a fucking shite. Oh, That's how you'll always say no guns. Yeah, but can't you use a like a sword or a fucking that's dark dude that is dark. It's dark but some of those people suck. Get the ridlers. Narly man. When he starts singing Ave Maria. Not. That's so good. And then what Dan Oh man. And then just the way he you know you take all those politicians out. It's so real. I know because they're liars.

They are, but you can see the people. That the bomb around the neck. So the cage with the rats, that's from what book is that from? Famous book. George Orwell wrote 1984 and that's where it's from. So it's a famous scene. So horrifying. I read it when high school, I was like,

oh my fucking god, that's a way to die. They put a rat. They put your they put starving rats Engage with rats over your face. See it but I know back in medieval times These torture people they take one of those like Fucking pot steel pots and then put a big ass, you know Medieval time rat. So they're here. They put it in the fucking pot, and then set fire to it, and then the only way the rat, he freaks out, he didn't want burn.

So he choose a hole through your stomach, you know, that way. Yeah, or they would put a tube in your ass and run rats up into your ass with fire through rats, so they go into your butt. Yeah, so he said fire, I'm like, all right, well. That ain't such a good time either. There's a lot of bad,

the human beings did found really great ways to fuck you over. To who the fuck? Was I, say to say to say to say, who the fuck? Was I came in again idea, we need whatever Ralph the third to talk. Let's get one of those rats. Dump out that fucking chicken stew.

Let's get fucking a rat in there and we'll put fire in it. And I think in there they have no idea, they're just spitballing here at this point. There's brainstorming, whole by ideas. He was like, and hopefully the rat realized he can only go through a stomach. And then it worked. Look at that.

There you go, right there. That's a good time. But why is the rat eat your face off? Because it's starving. It's hungry and they're already starving and they just start eating your face. And rat eat flesh? Sure. They are carnivorous. They will eat flesh in a heartbeat

So that's why that's why he had the thing around the the clear tube around the face Yeah, because the rat was gonna use face off. Mm-hmm. I feel like I take forever to yeah, and then the The rat gets full on your nose and then like three days go by. Well, you get a bunch of them in there. It's not fun. And then you have, can we only have so many? Because it's crowded. If there's a lot to, hold on, you're skipping past

the rat torture. Do you only have so many rats in there? If they get full eating one air, five, five, six, very hungry. Better be a big cage. Norwegian rats are big. Dude, bring up Norwegian rats. Dude, it'd better be a big cage.

New York rats are huge. Yeah, that's a Norwegian So I saw San Francisco rat that would give me all the business That's right master splinter popped up when I was in San Francisco doing cops the big the big Norwegian rats They will name that one ain't shit. I'm not worry about him eat my face you are if it's five or six and they're starving They will go right through your old face man But when they're rats, you need a lot of room daddy and also the tank on your inches long, dude, the nine inches long, that's a big rat. But also the tank on your head's gonna be so heavy, you're gonna have to lay down or you're gonna have to set up so you gotta sit up right.

No, that would make you sit like this and you're gonna get a tip over it. Nope. And the rats all go to the side. No, you'll just stand like this a lot goes into it If you think about it, there's a lock that goes into it You don't want rats. You don't want to you don't want the cage the head cage You don't want the head cage dude. That's all I'm trying to say you don't want you don't want the butt tube or the head cage when it comes to rats If you had a big one though, but tuber head cage probably going butt tube right? Oh, no, oh, Jesus. I don't know through brats in your face I don't know. I'm inside out daddy. I guess that's an I don't I don't like any of

us. I Don't know what to do man. I think head. I don't know the fucking terrible. I don't know what to do But that that bomb around his neck that happened in real life. Do you know that? Yeah, there was a document is a Documentary on Netflix fucking crazy. They met a robber bank. Yeah, they did it What a crazy way to do things of course you were then they flew off oh, they oh, they asked right afterwards They blew them up and they found did they find it was a woman. Yeah, I think so right Moves it wasn't a documentary on Netflix. No, no, there's a movie God 30 minutes or less where was about that to basically all but it's a bomb

that's a good is obviously like bomb that's a little different yeah but that's what it was based off of the list this guy real thing that color bomb explosion murder imagine that dude will remember they have that thing uh... it might be rusher or china may have a thing with it just wraps on your neck and then electric it automatically, zzzz tightens up and fucking kills you. They just toss around on your neck and it goes zzzz.

Automatically. Look at this. That's him robbing a bank like that. Come on and that fucking, that woman, right? They found her. Look at that shit dude. Who the fuck thinks of this stuff? That this woman I I can't.

I forget the story, but there's something with pizza involved, right? Did they deliver their pizza later? Yeah, no, they just said, they had him order a pizza, and then they put this. To know where he lives. Yeah, and then they put this around this neck and said, you're gonna go fucking rob a bank. It's unbelievable.

No one was charged, no one was charged. The third struggle determined who was behind the plot and whether well as an innocent victim or willing participant. Whoa, the case has been solved. And the diamonds are expected, likely by next month. Right, so they didn't solve the case. Was the guy who's head blew up in all the details knows what happened at the instant was he involved let's see did the doc say our memories are terrible good

that you know what there's so many dot there's a new one on john wing gacy that just dropped there is dollar i don't want to watch that because he's such a horrible for the world but i'm also jimmy seville who was a child molester uh... fits kids i don't wanna watch that because he's such a horrible from the world guy. But I'm also Jimmy Saville, who was a child molester. If it's kids, I don't fuck with it. Yeah. He was knowing participants.

Dude, it was shown on live television. Dude, how about last night, we're watching that Scary-ass Batman. Dude! And there's a helicopter over my house and there's cops up the gazoo. Some like on, you know, I have the neighbors app, I'm fucking on bring. I'm like, what the fuck is happening? I get the guns out me and my girl fucking command us. We have a AR 15s out just you're not the winner of the helicopter

What happened finally I text you. I'm like man something's going down See if you see anything online because you know, he, he's fucking Mr. Brainiac online. Finally found it. Some guy stole a car in Woodland Hills and was on a high-speed chase. And then he crashed Mahol and Drive. They got him. But also, do you need all that?

Also, has anybody ever gotten away in a high-speed chase in Los Angeles? Anybody? Have you ever gotten away? When high speed chase in Los Angeles. Anybody, have you ever gotten away when helicopters, when you see the helicopters, just pull over and ain't gonna work for you? That's why it's always weird on the news. When they, I don't know why they're obsessed

with these high speed chases. Like on the 101 or the 405, and they, like, break the news and they stop all news to fucking film that and say, all right, dude, I don't I don't get it No, Jay when I get oh, yeah, it's fucking no Jay Simpson. Yeah, let's stop and watch Yes some random dude who stole fucking Chrysler and they stopped them Ukraine going to fuck you. They're like fuck Ukraine. This guy's that stole the Chrysler much more important

That's right. Yeah, that's right. Also dude., I was just not gonna get away. Yeah, never. I know how this ends. I would stop. Let's stop people. Cause I was gonna run out of gas any day now. Yeah. But also just driving to a mall parking lot. Helicopter can't go in there.

And then run out and run in the mall. And then run in the mall. Yeah, that's right. But then if people see you, they can stitch on you. And always carry a disguise. But that's usually the carry fog wig. Wig hat. Or, yeah, or a wig and a dress.

And also once you're in the parking lot, don't be all frantic. Just act like you're a park and dad and then you walk in the mall and then they have, they don't know what you look like. The car's there, they have no, there's so many people. It's a good call, dude. Think about it all the time, dude. That's a good call. Yeah, thanks, man.

And in fact, then you go and you run into one of the stores, can I use your bathroom? You climb into the duct. No, you go to the bathroom, you change, you run into one of the stores, can I use your bathroom? You climb into the duct. No, you go to the bathroom, you change, you look totally different. Got a wig, you shave your head maybe. There's a lot of things you can do. Well, you just get lost in the crowd.

You get lost in the crowd. Oh, man, line that's cinnamon. Like everybody else. Yeah, you, my heart rate, you might have a tough time. You might have a tough time. Too big. I'm like, well, me, medium, white guy. You're fine. You're my guy, brown hair. Very easy. Unless you're a mall time. Too big. I'm not getting it. Well, me, medium, white guy.

You're fine. You're my guy, brown hair. Very easy. Unless you're in a mallet in Atlanta, where it's all black. That's true. And then you go in there like, you have the white guy in line at fucking, you know.

But in, you know, any Beverly Sinner, I just kind of, what? Oh, you'd be good. Yeah. Sit down at a restaurant, order some food. It must be stressful, dude. Driving like that, like you're never getting away. Well, you gotta think.

But I don't think those people plan. You gotta plan for like, the people. Well, they're already fucked and then they're probably like, there's a small chance I'm gonna get away. Cause some people do good away. Cause you know there's a new rule that the cops can't chase you. Notice the cops are way back now.

They don't chase because when they used to chase them, they used to do crazy shit and kill innocent people. So now their new rules, they're just, the cops going like 60. And that guy's going 100, the hell cops are up top. They don't, they don't, they just go, hey, he's headed this way. So the hell cops are all over. Yeah, clear the road and just put some. This, let him do his thing.

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What's he do now? O.J.? Yeah. Do you follow him? Sure do. Have a're one of the most watched things ever. What's he do now? OJ? Yeah. Do you follow him? Sure do. Have a whole bit on it. He's a great follow. Yeah.

Yeah, the best. He's still rocking it. I mean, yeah, dude. You know, taking pictures with chicks and shit. I think he's in Vegas. Does he? What's his name? He does appearances.

He's in Vegas? He does too. He's on Twitter. He does appearances. He's got to be making money in one way or another. I don't know. Well. He still gets the I mean what would it cost to rent him out for your party? The thing is do you want him here? Here's my question here. Hello Twitter world. Would you Would you have OJ on the pod? I? Really you know you can't talk about murder though, right? So we're gonna talk about fancy football. Yeah, that's like what we're gonna talk about for an hour here

Yeah, I used to talk about his old school football days like talk about a fall for race And so yeah, I mean murdered two people so Want to hear them at all are you good? It's a rock here resting connection with 2021 shooting. That's one of the current events Oh, all right, yeah, yeah, what does but here's the other thing? Oh, Jay Obviously can't make any money based off the murder. So the book, all the money, all the gold. It's pension. Here's his pension, but I think they get even that.

No, I think they couldn't touch the 300 grand. He makes a year. I mean, he makes one that as long as he played. Oh, yeah. Really? Okay. But I know he has properties in Florida. They can't touch those kids are there.

Yeah. Yeah, so he has some property him. His kids are there. Yeah. Yeah, so he has some property. Dicey, right? Yeah. But even, but even, even dude, think of stupid he is. Yeah, see how much addition. Think of stupid he is.

Even after they clearly murder those people, right? Even after getting away with that. Years later, he fucking, him and Goons trapped these guys in a fucking hotel room 25 grand monthly payout yeah so so about 300 grand a year right more than that just 10 would be 250 300 yeah 300 yeah 300 there you go not bad falling no but if you already had those properties and stuff. Yeah You placed a place golf. He plays a ton of golf. I got friends

Yeah, I only have friends right no friends. I think there are people I would say because he talks about that like as he paid his debt in one way or another no sir No, paid it for murdering to you know how long was that 30 years ago He he served no time in prison Ryan paid is that he remember he served time for kidnapping Not for the pretty he didn't he didn't like see sure no now He was she's tried in civil court in civil court He was found guilty and has to pay I forget how many millions of dollars to the gold family. Yeah, but was found guilty and has to pay, I forget how many millions of dollars of the gold family. But never in federal, you got away with it. So did he

pay his dues now for emerging to people? Initially, people? No. One innocent fucking kid, yeah. It's nuts. Yep. Wow. Yeah, I forgot that. He didn't really actually do any time. No, he did none. He undrived. He lost his money, public disgrace. Never, you know, it's not for murdering people, it's not the fucking enough, you know, but obviously I don't know how many friends he has. I know you talked about that like, but he would have been even Kim Kardashian's father who's his best friend

and lawyer like a big time lawyer and came out of retirement to represent him. Yeah. Thought he did it. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. Fuck. And remember, he was friends with like,

we realized after looking at the evidence, he was like, this guy did it. Well, because he did a lie detector test. He was like, I won't take a lie detector test. I'm like, all right, let's do it. And then he failed that. And they never, it didn't jump in court. Wow.

And then there's a book on it. It's great book. I forget the name of it. But, card action, the lawyer. I think he said within like two hours of being in the, when he was, you know, taken into custody within two hours, he said something to him and Robert Kardashian was like, oh, he fucking did it.

I never looked at him the same. Damn. Fuck. So I don't, and that shows too, like, I mean, it's real, it's not, you'll see on the FX series, once he gets out, he throws a party at his house, and his kids are there, his mom's there, but he's looking around the room,

shows us in the book, too, on the actual book, but none of his actual friends, they're like, we're out, man. You're like, you murdered that girl, we're out. And he's like, look around, I don't know, I don't know, he's like, he was all Hollywood people. He's like, I don't know any of these fucking, he was all Hollywood people. He's like, I don't know any of these people. And then he tried getting reservations of his favorite restaurant.

They've been to like 20 years in Brentwood. And they're like, we don't have a table, dude. He's like, no, it's OJ. And like, no, we know who it is. We don't have a table for you anymore. They can go to the same restaurant. They're like, everything shut down for him. Yeah, everything.

Everything. I can't remember. No, you can't. It was just too obvious with DNA evidence and stuff. It's like oh Not so it's dude. Not so yeah, I don't think so and that thing no Oops Kimmer to people I bought a sweater off his dad off Ron Coleman's dad though I look like a very sad man in Arizona. Oh, yeah, he said a long time. I invited him a show He didn't come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah said that's been a long time. I invited him to my show. He didn't come on. Yeah,

yeah. Anyway, those are dark days. Well, you and I have a son, don't we? We have sons. Yeah, sons. I can't imagine. No, fucking terrible, man. No, I, yeah. Well, no, it's, it's beyond what you can imagine. Like it'd be when you have kids, what? And somebody kills your kid? No. No. Goddard. It got dark guys.

We like to bring things down. There's some moment of silence. Having the beard, come on in! Come on in! Come on in! Hello! What are you at, Chin? All right.

Christian Ronaldo decided to take like a leave of absence from actually playing. It's going to get dark, but I'm sorry. It's speaking of kids dying. Yeah. Where do you get the transition? After he's actually a perfect segue. After he and his wife had lost their son,

however, at the Man U and Liverpool game, he was actually greeted with a standing ovation from the audience for a minute, just showing their son. However, at the Man U and Liverpool game, he was actually greeted with a standing ovation from the audience for a minute, just showing their support. That's why. And this shows you sports are bigger, like life is bigger in sports sometimes, because Liverpool and Manchester unite Haiti. It's a whole class.

Absolutely Haiti, Tony. You know, it's, he's the greatest to ever do it, the MSN, so it in the essence. So he had twins and the baby boy didn't survive with the girl did. Yeah. Traject man. Did you ever see how high he can jump? He never sees that.

He's as free. Yeah, super free. You ever seen his caps or anything? It's so weird. There's a soccer ball outside this place where you can try to jump as high as he did and it's nobody comes fucking close. Dude, how about when this is you? Look at this fucking legs.

This is years ago, he was about to be late to practice and he's then, I forget which Ferrari, like a 455 or 458. And he's flying, it was in England. I think he's fucking flying down the road and Rexcar flips it and he didn't get touched and just brand of practice still made it. Now, where about the car is like,

what do we want man? They showed that him, like, totally that fucking friday was like another person like buying a sticker's bark because it makes so much money. Yeah. He's like, I'll get another one. I gotta make the practice. Yeah, you gotta make him.

Beast. Yeah, he's very special. Ah, it makes all the money. He make so much money. Yeah, I'll get another one. I gotta make to practice. Yeah, you gotta make a beast Yeah, he's very special. I make all the most so fucking special that just like that that ability to keep that Sustain that for that level of ferocious intensity Like it's just a different kind of guy man. He's just different You had a hat trick just the other week. Did he really? Hat trick. It means the worst team in Premier League. Still. That's what Patty. Still doing it. Still fuck I know. Well I knew I had a hat trick and I was... No, but I mean you don't follow it. Well I followed some like Jay's really into it. But then I knew he had a hat trick because it was on the news. And I told Patty that I'm like Christian, Christian Ronaldo still fucking doing it.

He was a hat trick against the worst team in the league mate. Oh yeah. He's, the shit team. Still three. Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah. Don't forget, Jen. Boxer Amir Khan was leaving a restaurant in East London the other night with his wife when he actually got robbed at gunpoint.

He said luckily his wife was a few steps behind him, so they didn't even really notice that she was there. And two men jumped out of a car, held him at gunpoint for his watch and they jumped back in a car. This Mercedes is the car that did it. He was very upset about losing a... I forgot what it was, a Frank... You know watches, Frank... So they were Frank Muller? A Frank Muller watch. I guess it goes for about a hundred thousand at least. Jesus Christ. Some of my watch taking off me at gunpoint in East London. Outside Sahara Grill, I crossed the road with his girl.

Luckily she was few steps behind me. Two men ran to me, one home a gun from far and one has a gun point to my head asking for my watch. The main thing is we're both safe. I posted the watch in serial number in case it goes around. We can find out who's done this. You hopefully they catch them. That's fucking. They did not catch them as a well. Well, Scott and the Arnold catch them, probably. You're saying it's inside job because we didn't post where we're at. These guys just jump out. Where they say come in with that flashy watch, you know. Yeah, I don't sound like they

staged it. You know, they know where he is. I don't know, fucking watch. You know, someone tipped them off. You bring in so much attention to yourself when you rob a fucking celebrity like that, though. I don't know. Yeah, but those guys have nothing. You see that fucking, right? Yeah. Two, three hundred thousand dollar watch.

Diamonds, dude. That's so crazy. But such a special watch, I like there's, you know, you sell that, those black mark. Oh my god, what? Oh, because black mark, I'm a good fuck. But people are gonna be like, well, this is, I know where this watch came from. Just like anything. So is anybody gonna buy it. Oh my god. What? Oh because black mark. I'm gonna be like, well, this is I know where this watch came from Just like anything so is anybody gonna buy it. Oh, yeah They know you're gonna give it back though. I mean, so that that's a bird. That looks like a very unique watch

Yeah, that's for sure. I don't know. Wow Possibly didn't know it was I'm he's pretty fucking famous No, do you see Elon Musk tweet? No, I did not. I saw Christopher Stefano promote his Netflix. Yeah, it's definitely. Yeah, it's definitely so fucking funny, man, because we had this whole plan we talked

months ago. Well, all right, we're all gonna say fuck Hollywood. We're all gonna release on our on YouTube and we're gonna do it three weeks apart and we're promoting each other special. And then I'm texting all the ideas back and forth you know that's cool man. So I want one that fucks. I get it.

Fuck. Hey. Sorry man, I'll see him on two weeks in New York. Yeah he's the best. He's so fun. And when they say yes to his special. Just recent half hour or an hour. Hour. That's great. He's so good for him. When they say yes to his special. Just recent half hour or an hour hour. That's great. He's a monster. To me, Chris, the fun is getting New York. Good for him. The best. That's amazing. But Elon's fucking on fire right now.

What he's supposed to do is report his first subscriber loss. It's because I got to be honest when I go to Netflix, they don't have a lot of good shows. They have a lot of shit on there. You know, you have a lot of good shows they have a lot of shit on there you know you have a good amount of movies that are geared towards a younger audience uh... well like ozark's narcos is great yeah those dating shows are cool i'm gonna see the day and shows that they spent a lot of money so you don't spend all the money yeah so i think it's just more competition now with hb o max

even well they were saying that they only were they were only given they were only given a couple of uh... they the awards you know uh... and they want a lot of words uh... scroll down to it we says it but so he replied to netflix he's basically this all the woke narratives not working that's why he has lost so many so yeah let me see here's another another example of this woke narrative not working. That's why you guys lost so many. Yeah, let me see. There's another another example of this woke narrative not working for And they fire didn't they fire a fucking Langella for making a sexual joke. I mean

You post it yesterday, so this is seven hours. We'll keep going Boy tweets a lot, huh? is that I don't know. I can't believe you can't find it. I want to see it. You're just all on Netflix reply? No. You know, you almost Netflix reply. There you go. The woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable. That was one right there. Creator, 20% after company reports that lost freshness.

That's what you're creating at the time of the 10 years. I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, virus is making Netflix unwatchable. That was one right there. Crater, 20% after company reports that lost fresh air time when it didn't have. That's what you're sure it's time for 10 years. Wow, the woke mind virus is making Netflix unwatchable. I agree with that, but because what's happening is these big corporations like Netflix and Disney

right now, they're gonna learn the hard way, is they're tailoring toward this woke agenda because of social media. This radical, this radical, this tiny radical. But they think because social media is so loud and everyone's on, they think that social media speaks for the masses. It's not money, it's not the money. The majority of people aren't on there, it's right.

So when you're tailoring it just towards that crowd, this is how you're gonna learn. So the mass mandate was lifted in airports. I don't know a single person who's not thrilled about it. And from, Democrat, Republican, conservative liberal, thrilled. If you tweet right now, tomorrow, when you're on your flight to Tampa,

thank God, no mass, dude. one out of a thousand will be I'm with you meant the rest was just light you alive and some of my name be real right some of the gives a fuck even if it is it's but it's not real that's doesn't that doesn't represent the majority of people in any facet. That's right. But online, that liberal woke thing to attack and they're so loud, masked, how dare you? But most of America, the majority is like, yeah, we've had enough, dude. We've had enough.

Fuck off. Airlines know what they're doing. Airlines aren't backing down to fucking social to Twitter. No. No, they're like, no, we know for a fact people fucking hate you. You've been saying that from day one, I would get caught up and you'd be like it's not real not real man, and it's not real. It's just not real You just stay the fuck off. There's something to be said about that if I didn't need to

Advertise on it and fuck around. I don't know Well, I was talking to bird about it right because as far as stand up goes He's the best in the world at promoting he puts he has a budget for, he's a great team, like nobody's been promoting anything in Berk, right? Ever in comedy. Don't care who you are, nobody's been in Berk. And he's talking about- What's the best guys too?

I have fucking love Berks. He's such a great person. Dude, we could have done a five-hour podcast. He had to catch a flight through it to wrap it up early. But we were just talking about social media and Instagram stuff like that. I'm like, yeah, I'd post and go, smells anything. He's like, I do for the most part, but I have to look at analytics to make sure

what I'm promoting is working. He's like, so I look at analytics. Every now and then I look at comments, but it's whatever. And I was just like, yeah, dude, you're always coming with stuff and I go, hey, Bert, it's exhausting, isn't it? And he goes, I'm so glad you said that, man. He said, I can't, we have to come with new shit for fucking social media, man.

But that's also, you know, he does, he continues to do it, come up with new ideas and has his team. And that's why he sells 10,000 tickets on a Tuesday in certain markets. Where he sells 5,000 tickets at 930 AM in fucking New York. It's so nice. Where they drink bear and watch me stand up. Like he's a fucking monster. It's so fucking hard. Where he sells 5,000 tickets at 9.30 a.m. in fucking New York. It's so nice. Where they drink beer and watch me stand up. Like he's a fucking monster. It's incredible. Yeah, so juice is worth the squeeze, man.

I think so. I think so. If you want to, it's how I should be like, I'll do that. Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah. Yeah. Port Charlotte, decide a theater this weekend, guys. Starting tomorrow.

Dude, that's just as good as Bert. Dude, Port Charlotte, we are going to blow it out. Dude, and's just as good as Bert. Dude, poor Charlotte, we are gonna blow it out. Dude, and that, and that, market, and then I got why? And I got why's guys the next week. Why's guys be fun? Why's guys Vegas? Yeah, that's great. That's a great market. Thursday Friday Saturday.

One of my command, oh, just the special drops next Thursday, April 28th. You hear me on Rogan dropping the special. The Gringo Poppy on thick boy You only and after that may Fifth six and seventh I'm in Charlotte County zone Charlotte. I like that place a lot trash panda tour I like starts out. I like that trash panda. Yep What does he got Jen? Yeah, go for a brand or you can give Jen? I'll be. Go for it, Brian. Or you can give him more dates.

I'll be in stress factory. New Jersey. May 56, 7th. Yeah. I'm excited. I haven't done that place in a long time. I like these short flights you're doing. But I'm not going to talk shit because I go to New York, Charlotte, and from Charlotte back

to LA, and I have like two weeks off, and then I go fucking to Philly. It's a lot. It's a lot. Now you're doing helium? Yeah. Philly. Oh, a lot beast. It's a lot. Now you doing helium? Yeah, I'm in my favorite. Oh, the best. And my boys at Sue Plex right there, I can't wait. They're great guys.

Ah, the best. They're the ones that provide all the shoes for a food truck diners. We have a deal together. It's great. I just got Gilbert Burner shoe size. Unfortunately, I didn't get patty shoes or Alex Volkanovsky because they're so short notice. They're in Philly so short notice. Sure, I see.

They're in Philly so they couldn't ship them in time. No, well. So they're the first food truck to be done in a thick way where they didn't get shoes. Makes me sad. That's all right. Patty could have used them. Patty's gonna give a fuck about fashion. No.

He was made. This is all free. So what do you spend your money on? Food. Yeah. Cars, anything is about to watch. He had a nice roll. It's all about this, that's about it. He would close and everything is made. It's all free. The shoes, the thing is, I have about this watch. You hear a nice roll, it's about this, it's about it.

I would close and I think it's made. It's all free, the shoes, everything. It's short. In Liverpool, you can get a fuck. You can get a fuck around looking like you get stabbed. We could, you know. You could. To your hand.

What is that, you? All right. So I saw this. Russia tested a nuclear missile that apparently Putin says it's the best in the world and no one's it's not comparable to any other missile. Not for a long time. Yeah, I bet we have better. I know.

This is what he says exactly. You know what before you read this? You know what's interesting to me is the Johnny Depp Amber herd trials going on right now. I watched it. I watched some of it. Also, here's the I'm a Johnny Depp fan. Dude him and Black M Mask, top three favorite movies all the time.

Love Black Mask, love him. He's born and raised in Kentucky. Yeah. Why are you talking like your British all the time? Well, you know, I think, where's the accent, dude? You know, I think happens. It's been a lot of time studying addiction. And yeah, it's so strange.

I'm like, where's the strange where you're born and can be cookie Kentucky has the worst memories and I think he got the fuck out of there and 30 years later but then he but they're right then you're born race and fucking Hollywood at a young age because he's around 21 drum street because when you're an actor you have to get rid of your Kentucky accent and you have to speak like that neutrally yes that's same in neutral is also's also around. But I'm very, very educated people. You know, that it's an affectation. You know, you know,

I think it is. Yeah. He got way to an ejects barrel. He did way too many fucking. Well, what was the? Yeah, I always been and was just like, fucking. I'm a star of mascara. Yeah. He read it himself with the whole look and everything. He's always dressed that way though. He looks cool.

It's just the accent. I'm like, what are you talking about from Kentucky, dude? And if you're not from Kentucky, let's say you're from LA, why are you talking like that? Now, you're good at this. You're good at predicting things. I feel like Amber Hurd looks very bad in this. Oh, yeah.

Right? Like, you start to go, wait, you took advantage of this me two thing in 2017. Now it's biting you in the asked because you weren't abused. It sounds like you were the abuser. I think he was hiding. And I believe him. Me too.

I don't believe her. I think she's so ambitious. We also have a friend who knows them. Yeah. And we've heard stories. Yeah. There's that. There is that, right?

I've always heard that though. Even before I've heard she's just a tough cookie. She's crazy. Tough cookie or unethical or willing to do whatever it takes and step on anybody to, I also know a lot of people like that, who are happy to be actors or actresses and we'll do that. So you're starting to see this. It's really, really interesting.

What, she's shit in his bed. Yeah, he interesting. What, she shit in his bag. Yeah, he's accusing her of shitting in the bed because she planned it on the dog, but he was like, it's way too big for a dog, they're little dogs to produce. See, this makes her look so bad, dude. It's so hard to get away from this. Now, remember why he's sooner, so remember,

it was a, basically a me too, so she was abused and she put it in whatever the sun in England. She had to run. And it ruined his career. Yeah. And then she also did it again out here I think and that's why so he lost the trial in England which cost him so much. Yeah, that was that was a defamation trial against the sun. Yes.

They called him a wife beatter. Yeah, which really fucked with no evidence. But I was watching a trial and he was saying, you know, I've signed up for this with fame and stuff like that. But, you know, it's not fair, no matter how you feel about celebrity, it's not fair that these major media outlets can write whatever they want,

whether it's true or not. And I just have to deal with it. He's like, it's not fair. This is him talking about church and the vaccine. So see. As absurd, I don't grow test. How embarrassing is this? And you talk so slow.

You talk so slow. Yeah, you got to hurry up from Kentucky, spit it out. And then I was showing a picture of what the problem was. I had gone to Mr. Bet and said, she's in Coachella. I think it's a good time to go downtown so that I can get some of my things, you know. And get them out of there, especially the things that were precious to me. You know, we'll hunt her, Thompson. Now it's a good time to go a photograph

Does he show pictures of you dookie? I don't know of Jackson your honor It's it's a photograph your honor As being related to him by mr. Bet he says he looked at it on his on his phone all of the objection as the photograph What was the photograph of Mr. Depp? Take your time. Take your time. It was, it was, it's all laughing. Look at how long he takes.

It's the photograph of the bed, our bed. And on my side of the bed. Come on, Johnny. Was human fecal matter? Fecal matter? It's vocabulary is great. So I understood why it wasn't a good time to go down there. My initial response to that was, I mean, I laughed. It was so outside, it was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh. Um, he's laying it down. And so I did not go down there that day. Well, so she wanted to stick her, the finger in the cage, and now you're, now what happens is,

you're, you're in a court of law, and they start asking you all the details and the questions. And you, you didn't think about this. You didn't think about this. You know, you think, you know what I mean? In a court of law, he's in front of you. This is what they do. They're good at this.

Oh, the best. They're the best. They've been doing this for, you're in heaven, you white bell, bro. Now you're on a mat with a black bell. You don't realize it. You don't, and you think you've covered all your bases, and then they start getting into the details.

And the problem with any time you make up a story or you lie is you gotta remember all the lies. When you tell the truth, you have to remember one story. That's the great thing about telling the truth. You only have one story to remember. When you're a liar, you gotta talk. How toxic was there fucking related? Oh my God.

They sound both, she sounds like a, just I don't know what the fuck was going on there. She sounds like she's super damaged, and that was as dysfunctional as it gets, and he does sound like he was abused. And as you talk to that, and he says she weapon he was abused. And I'm sorry about that. And he says she weaponized that against them. I believe him.

Yeah. I just think she's frustrated. He thinks he's a pirate. That might be it. Could be that. Like, dude, give up the pirate. But that is, but her mistake was, she should have left it alone and her mistake was going bad.

Then she said she'd give money to a charity and she didn't give any of the money. You know, it just shows how bad of a person, she is what he's dealing with. She's, he should be okay in this one. I hope so. Me too. This affects her career now. She's in some trouble.

Yeah, little career she had though. Even he talks about that. She didn't have much of a career right? He talks about that. He's like, I don't know if he's a jealousy thing. Like, obviously, he's crushing doing Pirates of Caribbean 19 or the fact he's doing the thing. And then he's in the super. And he's in the fucking whatever, where he's playing a wizard, the Caribbean 19 and the fact he's doing the thing.

And he's in the fucking whatever where he's playing a wizard, you know, they took him from that fantastic beast. Fantastic beast. She's just one of those people that seems to date very strategically and does whatever she can to get herself or keep someone. And I have no, I'm very, you know me, I'd be a terrible cop. I'm very, you know me, I'd be a terrible cop, I'm very forgiving of things. But I, seeing what people will do to get them their names and their faces in the limelight,

and they don't give a fuck with it. It never works out, it's never anybody with talent that does this though, if you notice, anybody who they want to shit on others, or critique others, it's so short-sighted, like you might get a pop at first, then career wise, the fans are gonna follow it because you're not very talented.

You can't follow up. You don't get away ultimately with anything like that. No, it doesn't give anybody a career. A career. And anywhere and I don't know, I don't know all the details, but. I believe Jason Mamo is testifying against her too because they work together on Aquaman

and he is trying to get her kicked off of that franchise and replaced with Amelia Clark. Because she's crazy. Yeah, she's so, she's so difficult. You know they called in fucking Elon Musk because you're sticking up with her. Yeah, and Elon, she's crazy. He did say he said that too. What? Elon, yeah, I don't know if he said that. I was trying to help the case here. You just made that up. Maybe.

That's fine. Well, they didn't work out those. I assume that she's crazy. Because she's crazy. Yeah. I believe he was put on the stand to confirm or deny whether they were having an affair while Johnny Depp and for her to work.

He confirmed it like a robot. There you go. Right. Yes, I had sex. And then took off in a jet. Oh, he denied it? Yeah. Well, there you go. And then took off in a jet. Oh, he denied it? Yeah. Well, if she's like, hey, let's deny this.

He's like, let's deny this. And then what are you gonna do? Yeah. All right. Well, shut the alarm on. Do you want to see Johnny's finger? Yeah, please. Of course.

It's pretty good. She cut his finger? That's what he said. No, no, she threw a vodka bottle right at it. When he was at his bar and then I was trying to block it. No, he was just hanging out like this and the bottle has smashed his hands Right and he actually cut the tip off his Disgusting because he was fucked with him. There it is. Oh I know

Oh, she cut his finger off the tip is fucked, huh? But then they were able to attach it again So damn there are actually videos of him doing a press junket for a movie where his finger is like He had it stitched back together and his close-ups are like what happened See there he is two balls deep in the pirate scheme You see you see areas the fucking eyeliner on like Jack's bro. I love Jack's bear. I don't mind it All I dig it and you got the Jack's braille Interesting dude what you've been famous for 40 years. Yeah, you need to be a little weird Also, you can't oh, that's a tough relationship. She is good good gorgeous

Got that nine more nine more something now. She's like no now. She looks like crazy on the stand Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, whenever he says something. She's like rain some down. She's like I think she's I Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And whenever he says something, she's like, rain some down, she's like, well, I think she's, I think she realized that she's, she's in over her head. You fucking decided to get some fame by going bad on him and saying that he beat you when now we start to see the truth

and we all go, oh, wait a minute. But I guess that's her on the stand. It's pretty hot there. I'll give her a hug. But I, but on the, but I guess, you know, the defamation lawsuit, you know, actually, I, so if he wins this, does he expect cloud to invite him back? He'll make money off her.

What money does she have? He has all the money. No, so he got some money still. He has all the money, yeah. No, when you get a judgment, he gets to talk about how he paid for all his shit. But when you get a judgment, if you have $7 million in the bank, wherever you have, he gave to her. When you have a judgment, you got to talk about how he paid for all her shit. But when you get a judgment, if you have $7 million in the bank,

whatever you have, the heat gaved to her, when you have a judgment against you, you got to sell your house. Whatever you make in the future, you're going to be paying him. Yes, he does. Oh, you don't want to lose this. Reputation. I'm not going to lose it.

I'm sure that pays a couple of millions. Reputationally, you don't want to lose it. But what I'm saying the way, I don't know, I don't know how you would, you know, they're so fucking weird. If you were to win this, it's how you would be like, okay, come on back. I don't know I don't know Hollywood. You know, they're so fucking weird if you were to win this It's Hollywood and like okay come on back. I don't know like you see in the fantastic beast. I think it's Johnny Depp He got replaced. Yeah, I know but I think I think he's gonna come back. I think I think I think he's gonna win

I think also he's gonna come back. I think he's Johnny Depp that promise that's not the problem The problem is his movies don't make money. That's the big problem The problem is that most of his movies, Forbes ran a article and said, for every dollar you put into a Johnny Depp movie, for every hundred dollars you put into a Johnny Depp movie, you get one dollar back. That was a big thing. I don't know.

You've been some big movie. That's a fact. That's a fact. The only movies that made money for a long time. Well, it might be because now his work, the Jack Sparrow kind of thing. His demand's so big, yeah, the Pirates of Caribbean. Yeah. But otherwise, no. I mean, like, seven months, you've done that. I'm the one who's been making money. His demand's so big, yeah, the Pirates of Caribbean. Yeah.

But otherwise, you know, I mean, like, seven of them, when have you done that? Fantastic beast I was in, made tons of money. I don't think so. Yeah, blow, do you blow? Yeah, but that was 25 years ago. Blow was a hot segment.

That was 25 years ago. And then black mass was a huge hit. What got him there, was that was a while ago. But that was also a while ago. Yeah, but he wasn't making his movies, where that was. Yeah, it says he lost a $650 million. Yeah, because he would do things like shoot Hunter Thompson's ashes out of cannon for $2 million.

Oh, that's fun. Yeah, you're all kinds of crazy things. Uh, many TV series trying to work. Uh, okay, got a little weird after once this started going on. Uh, see, the Fantastic Beast was a huge hit. But he was the villain in that. Um, he did work with Chin on Rango. Yeah. Keep going down Chin. Fantastic Beasts was a huge hit, but he was the villain in that. He did work with Chin on Rango. Yeah.

Keep going down, Chin. Oh, man, it's been tough lately. You're not lying, Brian. Well, Pirates of Caribbean, Dead Man tells no lies. That's right. That was the one. Fantastic Beasts was a hit. Alst, one night was a huge hit.

Black Mask, the best movie ever. Mordecai was good. Ooh, Black Mask was a good hit. Black Mask, the best movie ever. Mordecai was good. Ooh, Black Mask was a good movie. It was great. Two dark shadows, fantastic. Yeah. Black Mask literally top three for me. I will watch it once a month.

Yeah. Well, I played Boston in October, I think, or maybe September. And I'm the bar that Whitey Bulger hung out and I talked to Stevie, it's called like something O's, I'm gonna go there. There you go. All right.

Okay. I'm gonna get shanked. Wow. You think I have Whitey Bulger merch? What else you got? What else? Whitey Bulger merch, huh? Yeah, they don't sell Whitey Bulger merch.

You guys were talking about this earlier, so ASAP Rocky was detained at LAX because of a tie to a shooting that apparently the suspect or the victim says that he, ASAP Rocky shot at him four times and then grazes hand. What? Yeah. And this happened in November 2021

and it never made the news. This team's good. They never made the news. Wow. Till now. But does the guy have any proof? They just detained the guy? They must have proof. They have to have enough to do something.

I mean, just the guys hang out it and he did it out of a plane. I wonder if that's true though. I don't know. I mean, did he really do that? Yeah, no idea, but he did get detained. Interesting. Yeah. I'm lucky, so... He's got a tough week.

This is just an update to the Duane house and stuff. I wanted to read this myself, the headline, and then my fucking kids, you know, and get him ready for school and forget it. Yeah. So, what would she say? His wife called the police and said that he called her and that he ran out of gas. So he was gonna get more gas for his car

and then he kinda just went off and never answered her phone after that. You were suspect of this unbreak thing. It was strange. Like that highway, a dump truck. Like it's not like a small meada that hit him. A dump truck at that speed yeah with his athleticism apparently two to three cars hit him first a dump truck and then the other cars hit him yeah

I don't know I think you might find that his car is not out of gas yeah and then so this call is just too long and it's a woman just crying and saying like get out of the street get out of the street and then finally he got hit by a dump truck this and that so it saying like, get out of the street, get out of the street, get out of the street. And then finally, he got hit by a dump truck, this and that. So it seems like he, you would imagine he could have just gone and he'd be like, what are you doing? Yeah, it makes me sad. Yeah, that's the two. I wonder what's going on with him.

Yeah. Some people, some people. It's such a shame, man. Yeah, I mean, what a way to go, though, too. This is, yeah, this is, I don't know. I mean, who knows? CT, maybe, who knows? Well, they say, CT, or he just maybe he's always suffered

from depression, but then also remember, he got, and it's not, you know, nobody's fault. He got catapulted into super stardom when he really only played a year of college ball and then they told him not to go the NFL. Like you're not ready yet. And he's like, nah, fuck that, I'm going, gets drafted. Not ready, has a terrible year,

I think with the red screens. So, you know, so you're getting shit on all the time, you're the leader of the franchise, it's not going well. And then after a year being drafted in the first round, that Washington Redskins, where if you make a bad choice, it's such a team back four years. But four years, if that gets socially the face of a franchise, and he's a piece, bad choice, it's such a team back four years. But at four years, that gets socially the face of a franchise and he's a piece,

you know, he's not very good. It's such a franchise back, especially as a starting quarterback. So then he think about how much money they invested in Haskins, doesn't work out. After a year, they send the fucking Steelers. It's like a backup. He's playing there.

Wow. Well, sentiment back up. So we can learn and come. No, they're like,. Well, sentiment back up. We can learn and come no They're like we're all set dude. We're good after a year. Yeah, like at least let me learn the system It's not working out of there that and that means they thought it was a problem and saw no potential Is that right? Oh, 100% yeah, cuz they invested millions of dollars in it. Wow. Yeah, it's investment And they just cut their losses. Yeah, we're like we're good. We're gonna move on after a year which is On her heard on her to even if the guys bads on her. See that's the thing

I don't know about. And then they went we're good. His mind he's like oh fuck I'm screwed. Yeah and they said when you're a starter to back up so you're not getting the same attention anymore. Wow. So meant and let's say he's up from depression. That's really gonna fuck with you. And then imagine if you are the starting curve quarterback on the redskins They weren't winning they're off at the time. So you think social media was friendly too So he's dealing with that on top of depression Oh my god, nobody invested you fucking get to the Steelers your backup sure you're still getting shit online You know chance them become a starters not good. This wasn't your you know

They told you not to go yet. You decided to bank in yourself. Didn't work out. Yeah. Horrible, dude. They wanted him to stay an extra year just to learn the game more. Because he only had a year of experience. He came off the bench. You just, you know, he was in college. That Ohio State. He just had one good year. So it's happened before like Jamarkis Russell's really had one good game in the sugar ball just through deep balls. Like he's the next fucking boomer-sized and he's not. And they put all this money in, and even Jamarkis Russell got more fucking leniency

than Haskins. Damn. Cause that means in the training room and stuff, he wasn't watching film or nothing. So they're like, oh, you don't even have the discipline. So it's a team way back. We get the redskins, are they? Haskins, suck don't even have the discipline. So it's a team way back. We get the red skins, are they suckin suckin? Oh, there weren't so much money,

they have a huge payroll, this should be good, do. The top five most valuable teams, and they're the worst out of the top five. Fuck. Inside baseball. That's the, that's the inside baseball. Scoop. Inside football.

Yep. Inside football, inside baseball. Do you mind if I do a current event that's personal? Sure. Okay, so I was involved in a hit and run. Oh, I thought you would do some on us like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, shit.

Wait, we're in the headlines. But look at him. You didn't hit and run recently? Yeah, so I was able to record her hitting you and running. Yeah, no, not that part, but I recorded witnesses saying, like, yes, she hit you. Okay. So, you know, I got their cards.

Where did this happen at, Chin? Right next to my apartment at a show gas station. Was it your fault, you think? She reversed into me and I kept honking. I'm like, stop, stop. She's just, smash. What ethnicity was she?

Black. Hey, man. You just, my color. I got your license plate. That's your license plate. I'm like, damn it, she's, she do. My whole left quarterback. What she just she do my whole left quarter back? She just hit it was like see you do. Yeah, she just bounce and then when you set something or what she

Camera that she hit my car. She hit your car. Yeah, yeah, she hit your car. You can I trust that guy get the police Yeah, yeah, they said that the camera is everything once I get the police report done already followed it You end up the license. She's fine. Yeah, but I'm hoping someone could freaking find her so I could do what? I don't know. How bad was the, I mean, it's got to cost a lot of money for sure. Like, yeah, how bad's the damage? It's the back left part.

So the quarter panel and the bumper, I didn't get the lights broken. So she had my side, not my, yeah. She's probably going what? I'm out of the puzzle. You praying and now this. I actually had a back pain afterwards, because it twisted me.

Well, that's what I was gonna say on that, how we started on the Johnny Depp Amber Heard situation, which it's interesting, sure. There's a legit war going on. Dude, they stopped all of that to fucking air. Johnny Depp, talking about Amber Heard shitting his back. Although I will say this. It's good to make it happen.

I will say this, it is important in some ways because there are people taking advantage of this new movement and and if she is that's that's bad so it's a more important you create no sure i do think it's newsworthy it does have ramifications that go beyond at the bottom now you know and then keep the huge stargide war nine now i get know I get it. I get it. Take it away like this. Most people don't like he's like fuck this. I'm actually going to fight it.

Most people do not do that. You're spending so much money. Millie the one he lost and you get it now. This all the press like it's she doesn't want this press. This is so bad like now. Bill like you took a shit in his bed. There's already. She's known as shit girl.

She does. That's why you know she. You know, the sleeping girl. You know Amber. Oh, shit girl. Oh, yeah, I know shit girl. Yeah, I Mean that's pretty gangster. I'm gonna take a shit where you sleep Imagine just bending over and taking a shit on a bed It'd be tough difficult to do in the first breath of shit. That's impressive. Thank God with a diarrhea God damn who knows they were probably firm anyway. Yeah, it was a coil. It was like a snake Yeah, but you but I would like my nose is so sendive.

As soon as I walk in the room, like, As soon as, oh my God, so shit in here. Right away, I wouldn't be like, what is, I wouldn't get in bad. No. I remember I had this puppy in college, I told this story and he was a little pit bull named pig. We call him piglet.

And, you know, he's a puppy. He's, we always had to wear the CU football issue gear. And we're doing dirty dozens to wake about 5am to go to fucking conditioning. It's freezing outside, tossing my hoodie. And I'm driving, hating my life. It's so fucking miserable. I'm like, it smells like fucking shit, dude.

This course was like shit. And I'm like, so, because my nose has always been sensitive. I'm like, this is ridiculous. I'm like so, because my nose has always been sensitive. I'm like, this is ridiculous. I'm like, you see my fucking, whatever. Drive in, drive in. I go to a gale of car and one of my buddies goes, Hey dude, what's in your fucking sweater? I'm like, what?

He was, what's in your hoodie? I looked down and I must have stepped on it. There was a fucking pile of shit. I'm like, just fucking edged into edge into my oh dude it smelled horrendous but I was out of it I'm so tired it's five in the morning. I'm doing this I'm doing my buddy and I'm doing my Spanish dancing thing in his apartment and he's just goes dude what the fuck stinks man I had dogs shit all over my feet all over my shit.

Oh while you're dancing and there's nothing like stuff shit. All right, all right, when we were young had these cats, my dad told me they were around way. He's just threw them in the canel. Anyway, we love these cats, but the big mom cat, she was like a tabby. Shit behind the TV. And my dad would take us to like, the video store and we'd always pick it a video.

It was a Friday night. So me and my brother and my dad would, I have never, we had this big like, pillow and we'd always lean on it and watch the TV. Maybe we were watching, my brother and my dad would I've never even we had this big like Pellow We'd always lean on it and watch the TV maybe watching this movie and my dad's like when you fart And I know and Jay's like no, no, and then my dad's nose is more sensitive Mine he gets like I can't wear a cologne around my dad up free I fuck out so watch it and he's like who is farting and I'm like dice. I did not fart

I swear to God. Jay. I did not fart He's like, guys, I did not fart. I swear to God, I did not fart. He's like, oh, fuck, man, it's play. And the only way to do this, eating our fucking whatever twizz or something. But that's like, stop smoohing us. I eat too. Whoever's fucking farting, I'm telling you, if you don't stop, we're not gonna finish moving.

I'm gonna stop moving right now. We're not farting. He's like, I'm telling you, one more time. We're gonna stop watching, we're not farting. It's play. I mean, later he's like, you know what? You one more time. We're gonna stop watching movies. We're like, I'm not farting. It's play. I mean, later he's like, you know what? You know what? Because it just smells like shit.

He's like, you know what? I'm done with this. Takes the movie out and maybe my brother crying. And then I'm like, it does smell like shit, but we don't know where it's coming from. We're behind the TV. I don't know if the cat ate something. Dude, you're talking rhinoceros mound of cat shit.

Just called here. And then just all saucers. Clear this in test. Just on the floor. Jesus Christ. My dad apologized to us. We got to finish the movie after scrubbing the carpet. After scrubbing the carpet.

He says carpet daddy. That's a bad carpet. Is it never quite leaves? It never quite leaves. Dude shit. Throw the carpet away. Dude, even if you're wiping ass, you know, you're thumb sometimes

it just grades your asshole. You know what I'm saying? I just graze that Is your fuck for the day disaster? Oh what soap are you gonna use dude disaster? No, you need rubbing apple Like normal soap will get the hospital have them use special soap. I mean the entire day like man I'm just gonna be shit guy. Yeah, I just I mean just tap you know you just find oh shit And you'll feel like oh shit is horrible Oh it's impossible to get off yep they make sometimes you can have sex and somebody doesn't practice the problem I can smell it and they'll just you'll be like well yeah the undercarriage

that's a big problem the hot undercarriage damn that's a problem yeah yeah I don't like it through my gay guys two guys are really don't a fuck. One has a dirty pooper. I think they have to care. Tell me they can. There's a couple bears out there, I'm sure. Couple guys don't care. They don't mind having some dirty truck drivers. Dingo bears.

Oh, the smell, that truck. Dude, the smell of beef jerky, big gulps, and ass. In that truck. Yeah. I don't know. People are into poop. Yeah, I don't know. So poop's terrible. go there and poop. Yeah, I don't know. So poop's terrible.

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