The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 792

Episode Date: April 25, 2022

The guys talk street fights, mask mandate lifts, Bryan's Invisalign update, getting cut out of movies, Abercrombie and Fitch beginnings and controversy, Elon Musk buying Twitter, Mike Tyson punching a harasser on a plane and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm prickly. Yeah, well I'm prickly. Cat man. Yeah. Well, that'd be just cat man, right? Yeah. Pretty much. Cat time man. It's cat time man. I had a guy get out of his car and run toward my car because I wasn't making a left turn.

And he was like the fucking signal. And I was like, the signal's not changed. He's freaking out. I thought I was like, I might get shot here by a guy whose life is so terrible that he's gonna kill me because I'm not there. What'd you do? You just kinda listen. You wouldn't go.

I was waiting in the wrong lane, I guess. I was just trying to have that. I was just frustrating. But I was like, please don't. But he didn't have to get out. He got the pizza. He got out. He got out. He got out.

And he hit the car. No, the start's coming toward me, but I was like, come up with your big guy. Nobody looks, he looked like things weren't going well for him, he looked so alive. Okay, so he kind of took that. He looked like he was that guy who at 40 years old realized, oh no, I don't have a resume or anything going on.

And I was like, I think he's gonna kill me. And that snapped. Yeah, I'm the guy who's gonna snap on. Yeah, yeah. That happened sometimes. You could have been that guy. You could have been that guy. I just saw him world star hip-hop.

Some dude, traffic stop. They give him some little altercation over a parking spot. Yeah, shoot some. That's right, don't be. Don't be a dude. Don't get a good deal. Well, that was like a guy, he's driving a truck. And I guess he was a good guy, but he fucking,

he, he, he puts, he gets, there's a guy, he gets out of the car to fuck with the guy in the car. And he gets to the guy who's having a day and what did he do? He reached in and grabbed the guy in the car and you know what the guy did? Shot him right in the chest. Wait, to do that guy.

Went to pull him out. Yeah, and he got shot. It was really sad because his friends were like, he was the best guy. He just had a temperate. He just had a fucking temper. That time. Can't do it.

Oh, it's like you on the fucking road. Well, that's the, I assume it was a gun. Exactly. No, shoot. You should. Assume everybody has a gun. You coming off.

Yep. Like, hey, go ahead. I don't know what you do. I don't know what the fuck. It's that Moitai guy. He had a Moitai school. And he was a bad badass and all his friends there and Guy was breaking into his car.

So what did he do? He's a fighter. He ran after the guy. Cornered the guy, the guy shot him, killed him. You know, it's not worth it. A lot of shit's not worth it. It ain't worth it. No.

Like, that little bullshit, like, I'm not following. You're gonna fight over a guy making a wrong left. Yeah, I do yeah We're gonna literally hold up even there's no guns like just say just for all about if he if he took the time to get out his car How far will he go? Well how far would he fuck? But think about right you know another human being in the Yeah, it's great you did on your Wait, why it is crazy?

Visically fine. I will say this there's one time where I my baby was my my Stella was like, you know a baby in a in a chair And my wife's time. Yep. We're driving and this and this fucking semi Was on my ass like I can't tell you like you're going slow though. No, no We in the fast lane. No, I was like I don't know where I was But he was like inappropriately tailgate too close. Yeah, yeah, and I mean I was with a baby on board. Yeah, but he was really close to my and I and I I look back and I'm like and I And I stick my finger out and they he's doing it more and I saw fucking red and I go I'm gonna fight you just fight this guy and I follow him my my was telling me I've fallen two a pits to a truck stop with the car

I was gonna kill him. I was I go I'm gonna fight this guy in a truck stop and I my wife and baby in the car Yep, sure was and I get there I get to the the pit stop and the guy gets out. He doesn't know. He's just get it now He just yeah, get now he's walking typical. I see him. He looks like he's he doesn't know he's just get it now. Yeah, get now. He's walking typical I see him he's he looks like he's it He doesn't he looks like kind of like a little bit overweight big guy But I'm and I see him and then I'm I'm gonna get out and I'm gonna go fucking he doesn't I don't think he knew right He yeah probably just you're gonna like you leave you're gonna

I'm gonna go You're gonna maul him. I'm gonna go maul him. I'm gonna go fight him. I'm gonna go fight him. I'm just gonna fight him. I have to fight him. Because I know I follow him. Now I say it's also a trucker.

Yeah, well now I say they don't look good but I mean truckers are tough. That's what I'm saying. I come from a trucker family. I throw some hands. You're lucky that was a man called Charlie my grandpa. I'd be in trouble. You were the guy.

Oh my god. I have my hands full. They like to fight So yep, and then at that point I was I was willing to do it But here's the thing so like Hi, but I don't have staying power. I pull in he gets out on the out and I see two state troopers walking They're walking this way, and I'm like, you know, you know what the sign from God Yeah, that's got to tell you that also also he I realized the guy was just a just a guy And I'm like, you know, you know what? The sign from God. I'm not doing this. That's God telling you not to do this.

Also, I realized the guy was just a guy. I don't think he was being a dick. But I think he just took me out of the way. But I was just struck by a dude, date. That's all they do. Maybe you have to be so bad. And he's been on the road for 18 hours. I'm sure he's downing Mountain Dew.

No, I'm fucking freedom. No, I'm sorry. And then he's like, do you get this pre, I'm reading the Prius? Yeah. So these even things are gay. Yeah. So he's like, beep, beep, and you're all, ugh, oh God.

So when those drugs are like decked out, aren't they? Hell yeah, somewhere. They have like fucking beds and all that shit, right? Yeah, every time. Because they pull over and sleep with them. Yeah, by the way, I'm anytime, I've ever, anytime I've ever gotten mad at somebody, I've done anything bad outrageous,

I've regretted the fuck out of it. Oh yeah, oh, everyone does. Everyone does. Because you don't want to, yeah, some of those trucks are dope. Because they sleep with them. And then a lot of times, if depend on the route, I have my black belt and truck in. So anytime they depend on the route,

they have a partner. So then they take turns, so one sleeps in the bathroom and it's driving, yeah. Oh, I thought they just did this at all solo. That's hard, it's a hard job. A lot of them have a partner. So then they take turns, so one sleeps in the bathroom. Oh, really? Oh, I know they just did this at all solo. That's a hard, it's a hard job partner. But they make good money, right? Sorta. It's a hard part, man. Yeah.

That's a tough, my grandpa was a businessman because he was working for this truck company for years and then saved up enough money and bought his own truck. And then bought another truck. And then he had his own business. So some of those cats are like renting that truck specifically. My grandpa bought his, but usually you're working for a company that provides the truck

and you're just doing it. Oh, God, I got it. So you're working for the man. You're gonna have those trucks on the road all day long. You got it. And they have to have shit by a truck. The margins, the margins are very small. Oh, dude, my uncle now, Charlie, shout it to Charlie.

Yeah. You know, he close uncle I've ever had. We grew up with him. He was the best, but truck driver, you know, military, same as my grandpa, military, then when the truck driving, you know, even now to this, he's a truck driver right now. He does the same route, I think it's from Denver

to somewhere in Missouri, then through Kansas City and back. Three times a week, dude. Oh shit. Two three times a week. Yeah, it was, yeah. No, back. Three times a week, dude. Oh, shit. Yeah, two three times a week. Yeah, it was, yeah. No, his back's all fight like, dude. Yeah, it's a beast.

Sit down and just drive in the whole time. Yeah. So you know who listens to the podcast, shout out to Charlie. Him. He's sitting down there. Oh, dude, done the road non-stop. That's right. So you know what it's like in, you know,

listen to so much music. Yeah. So you listen a lot of podcasts. Not a thing, man. A lot of lives on, that's a life. much music. Yeah. So you listen a lot of podcasts. Not for a man. A lot of lives on tape. That's a life. I coming back from Florida, you got to take two planes because you go for

a month or two, Denver. By the time I'm off that plane. Oh my god. Wait, especially the layover. But with the mass mandate lifted, but when you're flying, lifted. Lifted.

I think it's funny when you see videos like again, if you're like a social media, social media is upset. we need Matt. Where's your math? Where's the man? But then also they they act like you know everybody's against it Have you seen the videos of when they announce mid air? Yeah, mass mandates lifted yes the Sturdist the fucking yeah, throw them in the air and shit. Oh shit Why because why because I want to cover my face all that yeah? Yeah I feel so claustrophobic for two years. I've been claustrophobic. I know they just said a coffee and you know, they'd be like, so you gotta be drinking like no, I got to call that. Yeah. This guy got a cert. I know what you're doing. Yeah. I was like, yeah.

Well, for L.A. they were like, you still got to wear a mask, even told, even told us, as we were getting rid of land, they're like, okay, we're headed to LA. How much sex, how crazy, but what's such a power? But no one fucking does it. That's what I heard. I know what puts on my teeth. I didn't know what, walk around the floor. No one was wearing it.

No one was wearing it. No one was fucking wearing it. And that's how it should be. Well, I mean, there were people that were, sure, but it's your choice. Do your thing, but it's your choice. If you're that worried, I get, I don't judge you. If you wanna come in a, I am that suit, fucking wear that. Yeah, but it's your choice. Do your thing, but it's your choice. If you're not worried, I get, I don't judge you. If you want to come in a ham's at suit,

fucking wear that. Yeah, wear that. I don't care. But don't force everybody to do what you want to. Have you seen China, how they're doing to the children? What? How they have them in complete covered in suits with goggles and masks.

And they take them away from their parents. I don't, I don't, I just don't get it. I don't understand. I'm trying to don't, I don't, I just don't get it. I don't understand. I'm trying to like understand like how the fuck it, like, how does that logical, like I'm just trying to understand. It's not, it's what happens when government has all the power over here, all the power. I need to do like what it leads to.

Like I could go, I could go and just fuck some people up, but also like majority people has a fucked up. But, but try not to be like an example, they want zero cases. But I mean, Coats up now with the variants. It's like the flu. We're gonna live with it.

People are saying that's like, what do you mean? COVID wants me an example. Zero cases. So they think by doing these horrendous lockdowns, which we know for a fact doesn't work. All this crazy shit that they can get there and they're just ruining.

But it makes it a way to make it easier for this to ruining But it's the most insidious part about China. You have a social credit score If you want to get alone if you want to get an apartment or whatever if you have been they track your phone If you have if you are friends with or I've spent time with somebody as a low credit score You may not get that loan you may not get that apartment. So so what they do is just cause you hung out with someone that I never know. Yeah, I mean, if that was just mass psyched out. My friends are horrible credit. All terrible credit.

All mass psychosis. What happens is that's how you get, that's how you instill through technologies, through someone's phone. That's how you instill total obedience. It's called totalitarianism. Yeah, yeah. It's called control over the total person. It's called totalitarianism. Yeah, yeah. Call it control over the total person.

But here's what's crazy. That's it. You know, they're so, they're obviously they're super disciplined and obedient. There's so many people in China, if they just revolted, let's say 10% revolt, they couldn't do shit.

There's so many of them. So if they went, hold up, this ain't right, they're taking our kids, killing the animals, we can't leave the house. If 20% was like, fuck this noise, the law revolution start now, they start playing fucking raging against the machine

and fucking storm everything, trying to do anything, dude. There's so many of them, but they know that they have that power and that fear. TNM square was, so they're putting their kids in like full on. They're taking them away from, sir, they're taking them away from their parents. They take them somewhere else. There's also husbands and wives.

Just try to get zero. They show them, grab them, pull them in their, and their wife's begging not to take them. It's nuts those dude. That's fucking crazy. It's crazy. That's what governments do. That's why we're in it. That's the crazy. It's crazy. That's what governments do. That's why we're trying to. That's the extreme.

Yeah, that's the extreme. It would never happen here. It would never happen here. It would never happen here. Well, they'll say never. It happens one inch at a time. It happens one no matter how. You give them an inch, they take a mile.

And then they'll never. No, it could happen here. You'll never get the power back. Yeah. You will never get the power back. Once you give it to them, you're never getting it. That would be tough to happen here. We have too many guns. You got guns, too many guns. That's what I'm saying. We've got too many people that are him, you're never getting that. That would be tough to happen here. We have too many guns.

That's what I'm saying. Like, you got too many people that are like, I don't think so. I was like, the amount of guns that are out there that people have, like, it's, it's, it's, it could never happen. The, the, the military, the, the cops, the, the, the, it's no way. The, it's the dark side of technology though. Yeah, the way you can, you can force people to do, Oh, speaking of, yeah, no doubt, dude, sweet, uh, vis-a-line, by the way. Uh, speaking of dude. Yeah, no doubt, dude.

Sweet visor lines, by the way. You rock them again, which I appreciate. He's almost done. He's almost done. He's almost done. How many more than that? I've got exactly seven more trays. So wait, it's different trays and we should?

70 days. Oh. Well, that's forever. So we have 70 more days of this nonsense. Well, that's two months and seven days. Ain't your teeth like, that's eight. So we have 70 more days of this nonsense. Well, that's two months a day. Ain't no your teeth like that's hey No, hey Hey the bottom. Uh-huh. I don't know why you can't put a little twitener in there too. I know

Not great dude. Oh come on dude better than mine. I'll you Great. Those are straight as fuck dude. I'll'll give you that. I'll give you that. 70 days, bro. Yeah, I'll tell you what, was it hurt? Are you got a whole situation in your mind? Oh, first of all, and I made a promise to my girl, I'd get this done. You know, with the special drop it on Thursday,

on thick boy YouTube Thursday morning, you'll see me announcement on Rogan to blast that bitch out. And then I come back home from Austin for a day and a half, then I go to New York, which I won't be here next week. You guys are gonna hold down the floor. I'm gonna be at someone in my seat to take care of the show.

But to be getting ratings, no, I'm just getting, no, you guys are great. I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I get, I'm just getting, I'm kidding. Whoa. But, so I'll be in New York all next week, right? And then I go to Charlotte on tour.

I'm there May 5th of the seventh, Comedy Zone, get your tickets, think what I come. But the thing is, is when I get back and I can finally chill out, I'm getting my cavity fixed. Are you gonna get it done? And I have such anxiety about it, I'm gonna go to your guy. I'll tell you who I'm not going to, the guy who cleaned my teeth and fixed the first cavity. Okay. Did you feel it? He had the touch of Charles Mance. Yeah, you're good. Yeah, so you don't want to feel it. Dr. Shobbs. And you know what he told, the touch of Charles man. Yeah, you're So you don't want to feel it doctor jobs, and you know what you told but I knew was a problem goes you used to be Fighter right my yeah, there's all you take you get this easy. I'm like no bitch. No, no, no, no what? What's fighting have to do with you fixing my teeth? Oh, that's it. That's it. Yeah, that's it

He would you would pain you got a root pain. I'm ready your mind. He was needles in your mouth, bro He was yeah that's it. He would, he would paint. He would paint, you got root paint? You ready your mind, you got needles in your mouth, bro? He was so harsh dude, he was not gentle. Dude, there was no loot. There's no, there's no, like the signal that goes from your root in your mouth, kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me. I'm not a long way to go. Yeah, but I would even be down for like laughing gas

or whatever. No, well, you'll go Dr. Shov's, he's been doing it forever. And if anybody can keep you pain-free, that monopathy. What if this is? And he's fast. What if this is? He is from Argentina or Chile.

He's American. He's American. Oh, God. One of us. Yeah. One of us. You can, yeah, think. Yeah, you don't want that fucking pain.

I'm telling you, I'm going to get back in the schedule and move. He's in the phone. John Shobbs. He's in Woodland Hills. How many do you got? Three. Three cavities. But it's the top, bottom, the mullers back there.

Where Daddy likes to eat the sweets. And then one up here, like we have donuts, because we have a photo shoot out this for thick boys. The bunch that drops tomorrow at 9 a.m. So we're doing a photo shoot with the donuts. I'm, oh, is it actually, I'll try it. I forgot, I put it in. Why does candy do that to you though?

Sugar, because cavities, right? I don't know. Oh yeah, I don't know. I can't eat any sugar, no sugar, no sugar. Just, it like a noise, oh, fucking teeth really bad. So the only thing that's what you can take is like, like you can eat the meat that you eat.

Like regular, like yeah. That's the thing, that's why I eat meat. Certain foods, there's something, yeah, there's something. It hurts sugar hurts so bad, dude's thing. That's why I we certain foods. There's something yeah There's something it hurts sugar hurts so bad dude But that's also I'm losing weight I'm gonna eat sugar so it's kind of this That's how I always know I have a cavity if I eat like something sweet and it fucking it just Fun I see sweets all the time and now I've been had it when did we do tough. I mean now I'm like this that was that that don't it's the first time

that fucking, let me ask you this. How deep is that cavity? That's going deep right now. You've been, well, you know, probably in a good spot to where you don't have to get a ruckus on. No, when I was at the dentist, I, here's my other thing, clearly a money hustle.

Cause you're eating them this side. Yeah. You could have just done this side and fixed them. Yeah. Because I want you to come back in a few days. Bro, I'm here just done this side and fixed them. Yeah, because I want you come back in a few days. Bro, I'm here now. You're never You're never and that's what my girl goes. You have to do it today to get him in there was a nightmare Yeah, he doesn't want to be here. Just knock it out and I go so he fixed you on so you see how we work

Can you let's schedule another appointment clearly a money? Yeah, like why not just knock it all out? Yeah So you have my knock them all out. They did it and they were like, you have two small cavities back there, really small. And then I was like, oh, can't, I just get a better toothpaste that's gonna fix them. He's like, they're past that point. Yeah.

But they're not bad, but if you don't fix them, they're gonna get hurt. You got to drill with the K out. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's kind of good. I've had a root connellan shit. I heard that. Actually, I didn't feel it at all.

Why, you're under. No, they didn't put me under. They gave me like the numbing shit. So I feel, I felt nothing. But whenever I get a cavity filled, I feel that bitch. That shit hurts. Dr. Shah will deal, he'll do is like,

what he'll do is, yeah, Shobbs. Shobbs. CHAVES. What he'll do, I'll make a call, I'll set it up. He will numb your gum before he shoots. Before it does. You guys shut the needle. That's the best.

That's the best. Dude, that's a big deal. That's the best. It's also too bad. It's like, rub that shit on the wrist. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Dude, it's also too on 22.

Do your tools have to look like medieval execution? Yeah, they do. Do they have to be steel? It's tough. It comes out on a steel car menu, and there's fucking all this crazy Shit, I'm a new process did still a manual process yeah But some of us in this are pretty quick with it man if you get you got a good guys good They're pretty fucking quick with it. I'm the best you promise or is he is the buddy?

And you just like no, I mean he's been he's been doing it. He's got such a huge client Here's the other thing he doesn't need the money. He makes money. Yeah. And so what happens is he'll go, he'll do just as much as you need. Like he'll be like, nah, I wouldn't do this right now. That's a fix of the cavity. Like, yeah, it's like, you know, he doesn't have a... I've accepted my piece.

You go to certain dens, they'll recommend 50 different dens. Oh, for sure. He, he goes, he's like, no, no, no, hold on, hold on. You don't need to, we're gonna just do this. Yeah. Like literally just enough. He didn't do your visualized, no? Yeah, he did.

Oh, the same guy. Oh, I'm gonna take the mold, right? The first time I didn't pay attention, and I didn't say, yeah, they don't do a mold anymore. Artificial intelligence does a laser. They just stick a camera out like that. Oh shit, I gotta take a bunch of pictures. And then they just, they just go like this.

Mm, interesting. Oh, they create, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they come back with it. Now, to get my teeth normal would be three and a half years with steel braces Yeah, this is sad. It's like this is less than six months. Does this hurt though? No, you don't feel at all Because it's like it's basically like shifting your teeth right over time, right? Just tighter tighter. Yeah, and they have different levels for this shit, and that works faster than steel braces

I feel like braces are so much faster like so much faster But is it the accuracy of the braces like better, better like, like you don't fix them, like make it, no, this is our official intelligence now. This is the only way to go. Man, if you're a parent and your kids in high school, especially now you have metal braces, like dude, you didn't lit up, but now I can just rock those invasions.

That's right. That's my daughter, she's 14, and then they're talking about it. That's what she'll do if she has to do it. My brother, she'll do the... Just do the braces. Dude, my brother, Jay had braces for... His teeth were show fucked up.

Uh, fucked it. From like fourth grade to twelfth grade. I mean, sucks. I mean, he got roasted for all the time. Okay. I'm roasted. Oh, and then his vision was bad, so it glasses. So no one of them...

I'm fighting all the time. Because they picked all the time. That's why Jay's such a fucking beast. Dude, how fucking chin? How about chin? We're doing the shop show. I have Luke Thomas on one of my favorite people, and I'm signing off and chin goes,

we, you know, the team did something for you. I'm like, great, what? And what's happening? And he plays this video of my favorite people in my life, of comics, people in MMA game, congratulating me on the special that drops there's day. That was Kim. And you did that?

Kim's the best. You son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. You can do it. You can do it, dude. When I say I cried, oh I cried. I was, he was bawling.

Oh, hard. Yeah, I, well I came in. I came in and I go what's wrong with what's happening I was I thought you ripped your eye or something no I'm talking snap bubbles hard well your your face was this swollen red and your eyes were like hell red I was like what happened here what is he I thought you're having an allergic reaction stop crying and't stop crying. And you are gritting your teeth. It's my favorite people in my life.

You two feel Chris, Eric, John Annic, Sholtzie, Chale Sonen. Oh, shit. I mean, everybody. It's great. And then dude, my dad, my dad, Jay, my girl and the kids. Wow. And this is what's funny. I was crying and so I don't want to make a joke about it

But my dad goes this is the first of many It's my second Shout out to your dad First one on showtime Papa and you're a prom here's a prom is after I get on shoot my special You you didn't you didn't come to the taping which is fine. I get it You didn't know what you're signing up for and then you come out the next week and what you say to me How'd your speech go so

He said first of many yeah my parents would do that. We're so proud of you first of many And even though I'm crying my eyes out in my head. I went wrong And even though I'm crime eyes out in my head I went wrong And I I should light them up, but I I'm gonna yeah, I just want my shop. It's in my workshop No, mom mom Monet didn't get in there. She ain't getting there But Jay did which is to have Jay make a video Jay hates me. He's so awkward But I saw a crew Here's Hay and then he's like being on tour with you. It's been so I'm like a fuck dude and then tiger saying you know good luck on the special papa and Boston saying it like Oh, it got me oh it got me a better dead man. Yeah, all my guys

See how proud they are oof oof oof Tough man, that was all chin all chin all me, but Tough man, that was all chin all chin all me, but Chin you I mean you coordinated it. Yeah, but it's not all You didn't do all the videos chin, but I mean I'm just saying That you know it was the effort is never the mess The plane came up with I didn't get it for free. I didn't even I know yeah I was charged my my appearance It's a all great things then he's a congratulations, which is also I'm waiting my appearance. Of course it was charged on there. It's saying all great things, then he's like,

congratulations, which is also the name of my opponent. Yeah. He's so close. He's getting so close. Tremo. God, dog. Yeah. I was crying too, man.

I'm like, it's kind of crazy to watch that stuff. So is Casey. Yeah. With a wall crying. Yeah, rolling there. This is an emotional thing. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, what can you do? It's hard. But it's also, there's a lot of, it's not even pressure, because you can't do anything about it. So when you shoot a special, you put in any creative material out, it's like, here you go, judge me.

You know, your fans are gonna dig it, and then the rest of people, here you go, judge me. But it's also hard. So it's hard to come up with an hour. It's hard to come up with a half hour. It's hard to do stand up. It's hard to keep it up. It's hard to shoot a special and then also have a good one

and then also it's edited right and looks how you want it to look and then on top of that. Well, it's not something I try nice at least. Yeah, which, you know, I don't care, I'm not subscribed to it, but it's also like, you know, it's hard enough if it's on Netflix or HBO or Showtime or Amazon or Comedy Central. And I decided to make go the hardest route and not go that route, which I could have.

That'd been the easy way to do it. And have my team shoot and have it look exactly how I want to look. And then bank on not having a publicist, and me just doing it literally all myself and paying for billboards and all this shit, dude. So it's like hopefully it works out. Like what can you do? Speaking of which, you're gonna be producing my special main acting. Before you record your pet special that's not record yet because my week though, right? Because my actual special, I just said, drops this. You're already on a lot on thick-boiled YouTube.

Chin, give him the sizzler. Do I have the sizzler? Yeah, they're gonna send it to you. Okay, so as soon as they send it to me, I'll show it. Yep. Sizzler, like, the reference. That was an info-merch-sul, and it's fine. So let's, so then we're coming back,

we just watch the sizzle. And we're back. Does Casey have it? Oh, my cat. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Say it again. And we're back Sorry, how long guys?

You're crying? I mean, it's good. It was Brian got it here. Man. I think Brian has a little tear. You're so proud Get a little baby bird. You just see a few Bona I can turn why do you have to get into bona? I don't know. I just love that it's here. I get a bona when I watch All right, well listen Brennan special it's out man. It was the Brennan special section. Yep. They don't see me Course Brian makes

Oh, I think you go right you go. I think you gone How was Austin you at the house was great. Yeah, yeah, I had a got it. You got it. Oh, Shepal, how was Austin? You had the- Austin was great. Yeah, had a good time at Moontower. Yeah, I did quite a few shows. My favorite spots, they're Creek in the Cave. People love it. Yeah, it's a really cool room.

There's a, I don't know, there's just a dope energy with doing shows in Austin. Couldn't live there. I could not live there. No. I don't like Muggy. I can't go in there and you can see that, right? Yeah. I'm going there, like, could I live here? Cause so many of our friends live there. And as not live there. No, I don't like muggy when you go I don't know you got right. Yeah, I'm going there like could I live here because so many of our friends live there and as soon as I touch on like It's on my mind the entire time like could I live here? No, I couldn't I think so and that's six feet is just fucking because I had to walk

Sixth Street a lot to get to get to the shows and it was just so fucking Oh my god, especially me because I don't drink, so I'm like, you and I are the same, man. I don't like that shit either. Oh God, and I don't like to hang much or whatever, I'll talk to people. You're not really festival guy. Yeah, yeah, I just don't like to hang much. You know, like, but it was cool

like doing the shows and stuff like that. You've done festivals before though, right? I did a JFL. JFL new faces. But that was the last one that they did. But outside that, no other festivals. Comedy Central Cluster Fest. Where was the JFL new faces, but yeah, that was the last one outside that but outside that know the FF Comedy Central cluster fest where was the JFL the one in my trail I ran it to you there That's right. He does not remember But you just said that was that that was the the last time they had it there was the 2019

Yeah, they didn't have it. They have it the pants It's back this year though, but it's back this year. Yeah, yeah, they didn't have it. They didn't have it. The pants, the pants. It's back this year though. Put his back this year. Yeah, yeah. I think Vancouver and Montreal. Oh, they're doing the, oh, Vancouver. They think so. Oh wow.

It was a good time when I was younger to do that. Yeah, yeah. I had a good time with that stuff, you know? I like it. Yeah. It's fun man. It's good stuff. Let's take a little break from chatting with Chappelle

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That's realkeytones.com slash SHOB. Yeah, but those shows, yeah, the energy of those crowds, man. You know, I think there was probably one show that I was like, eh, blit, but they're like a ball. Yeah, yeah, they were just good shows and performing at that, uh, the, there's this other spot that Gary Clark Jr. I guess is like co-owner or something like that of, uh, called Antones. It's like kind of like a, that's good place. Yeah, there's a, there's two or he's two shows out of the right. Yeah, it's kind of like a little, like a called Antones. It's like kind of like a, Oh, that's a good place. Yeah, broken dough.

There too, he's just shows out of the record. Yeah, it's kind of like a little, like a smaller rock venue. Yeah, Antones. But it's actually, but it's actually dope. Is it cool? Oh, yeah. It was, it was a luxury. It's cool.

I liked it a lot. I've heard some, I've gotten there a couple times. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But the Austin itself, I, the crowds are great. The crowds are amazing. But I don't, yeah, I just don't know are amazing, but I can't connect with it. But I think too, Shepel, when you talk about living there,

like, could you live there? I also think if you judge it based off six streets and you're on a festival, it's tough. It's like, if you came to LA and you went to sunset, I can't live here. I can either if I came to sunset. But if I start exploring, if you go to Lake Travis and Lake Austin and you're outside of there,

that's fair, but I used to live in Texas. But not Austin. I live in Dallas, different animals. But I guess just for me, it's just the weather. Yeah, it's hot. I just couldn't get down the weather. It's crazy hot. And it reminds me too much of home.

And I left home to like Mesa You know, yeah, to get not Mesa itself, but just Phoenix with Phoenix itself just to like I'm like man. I worked my ass off to get out here. Yeah, you know what I mean? So it's like it's not it's simply too hot. Yeah And there's just a lot of things about it that remind me starting now until And not to disrespect too much. What did you say starting now until September, it's too hot. I mean, I've never actually experienced that kind of hot. Good natural get hot too.

This is humid like beyond like I just, man. No, I mean, listen, nowhere's been hotter on this fucking plant than we're in Oklahoma city that time. Oh, brother. And June, same, same America. Oh, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. Same, very hot. Oh, on planet.

And Mark Harley's just running three miles in the Savage I was like what he's like, well, I'll meet you back at the hotel Dude right up in his June in his sleeping slug for a guy that big that he can run that far as crazy Oh, it's insane fucking like he ran through and we just got done eating We in it at a seafood you're across the street. Yeah, breakdown his hair is where his mark can eat power come Mark and eat you cut his hair off he would get really skinny It's a Samson of these heel. I know I want to see what's short hair. I scare him with sheers obviously it used to be that way Yeah, no, it was it was a bit of a pompadu a pompadu. Yeah, it was a pompadu. He had it all like a

Bund up. No, he used to have like straight up short hair. Oh really? Yeah cuz he was a He had it all like on the up. No, he used to have like straight up short here. Oh really? Yeah, cuz he was a Substitute teacher and he couldn't have long hair. So really he had short hair And the funny he was a substitute teacher. Yeah, and a tutor. Yeah, he would tune it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, works wicked smart Wow, he's insanely smart. Yeah, he is yeah, kids is a lot of people off guard too. Mm-hmm We were like oh wow, he's actually really good. He's a wild boy dude. A tutor. Yeah. A bit tutor.

He came and watched your, says one now? Sure. Is that cool? Hit it. Go ahead. Mike just said that was cool. So that was a fake, we're back then. And we're gonna keep that, we're back.

We should keep it as real as always. Yeah. Yeah, that's ready to go. Guys, how is it keeping real? Oh boy, person, how's to don't speak Spanish? My wife friends are a day of Latina before go, dude, just like I learned Spanish, but I learned Spanish how hard can it be, and I'm 30, I struggle with English at times.

I know I don't think, like my women, like my checks, I'll make sure that it's there, keep it red, and make them stand on like a media. Smaller boys go, dude, dude, dude, I think it's good. Dude with a Latina, bro, you know whyer boys goes, dude, dude, dude. Dude with a Latino, bro. You know why? Does their fun and their spicy? You know what spicy means?

Their assholes. That's what that means. I just started going to keto diet. If you know what keto is, Cheetos are diet where you can't eat Mexican food. That's the diet. Mama, what are you doing? I know you know, I'm like keto.

Come on, look. Ketos. It's keto bitch. I mean, eat. Bein' cheese, bein' cheese, bein' cheese, bein' cheese, bein' cheese. I'm just gonna I'm not It's I mean Cheese Carb load year round resulting to be built like I know There's me flaming hot

Your house I'm I'm Too many times I can't wait to know any crazy watching yourself nothing worse I can't that's the other shitty part about doing your own stuff you got to Two, three, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, four, five, I'm kidding, I mean, I would, but I would say, I can't figure out why I am physically,

almost physically unable to like yourself, watch myself promote, I think most people, I hate it so much. You had to for your, No, you have to, it's part of the game. Yeah, I don't, but, Well, you don't kind of nurse this, you have to be to enjoy, like, I even if well you know you don't kind of nurses you have to be to enjoy like I

Even if I was in Batman I wouldn't like bring my family like let's watch this Because you're being you're critiquing yourself or you know trying to like navigate what fits best So I think it's different like for stand up or is like yeah Batman I wouldn't have my fucking I don't know if I can sit through watch Well that what's the name, Patterson? Robert Patterson. He showed up at some movie theater in Burbank and said, don't watch this. No shit, which, as a fan,

but holy shit, it's Batman, but also, what are you doing? That's probably the way he wanted to watch it. It's a bit of a vibe, but it might be like, oh, let's see what people like. A lot of people, most people do that, actually, believe it or not. Most actors will go to a movie theater and watch the movie, because a lot of times you don't, you get invited to the premiere, but if you don't, if you're not, you couldn't

make the premiere for whatever reason, you're going to go see it in a moment. The premiere is probably a different watch, too. Whereas if he's just watching it, it would just... And maybe you didn't see the cut, like the final cut, so he's like, yeah, let's see what they did with it. Yes. Yes. I could, I could. I told you that they did what I said.

There are a lot of examples like Frank Willow was saying when he did minority report, this is so long ago. But he was like, well, that's forever, okay? 37. Yeah, this was, well, this was Tom Cruise in my Nordy report. This was 20 years ago. And but it was his first big thing. I get that.

It's like a big job, right? And I remember him saying, dude, I'm fucking, I'm working with Tom. He's like, you are. Yeah, I've got all these, you know, and it was such a big deal. And I was like, dude, you've arrived. This is it.

This is it. And you get to the movie. You get to the movie theater. Nobody tells you anything. Okay, and then you go like this. With that as far as cutting it. I went to see my boy. I was so excited, right?

And he saw the way they cut the movie and he goes, it like about 10 minutes in the movie or 15 he goes, I think he said, oh no. I wasn't with him, but he goes. He's really in it. He's not in it. He's in a helmet and you just see him lean over and go like this.

No. That's it. Now Adrian Brody's same thing when he was in the Thin Red Line. He brought his whole family. Yeah. And Adrian Brody pretty established actor. Yeah.

Terrence Malik never told him he was cut out of the movie. He gets there and he's in, like I think in one tiny scene. So you, well that happened. You think that's how much much to be with you. And your wife at the time, we're sitting there and you didn't know and then, what was I, we remember that? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the movie I was in.

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, I, we, you know, we, because you shot out for weeks. I know. And then they barely, we didn't know that it, really? There. What was I in?

One tiny scene. When you see like, you see this, the back of you and you say something like come on Yeah, that's it. That's it. I'm gonna sue you later. I'm gonna see you said it for weeks. Oh, yeah, dude Well, I'm bragging about I'm gonna Then you get you got your point like in in Joker. I said I said to Tom to Tom. I go I go come over here for a sec I'm not gonna make it this movie, huh? He was Tom, I go, come over here for a second. I'm not gonna make it in this movie, huh? He was like, I mean, I could tell.

I was like, this is not gonna fit. I was like, there's no all the stuff I'm doing. This is not gonna fit. It's story-wise, I could just, I've been doing it so long. You just felt, you knew. I'm here for five days, it's not gonna, yeah. Yeah. It's fine, but that's why doing a film is always dicey.

Yeah, I mean, you know, like the lead. Yeah, you don't have. Unless you're you know, the cap real. Yeah, then it's like, oh, then you fucking yeah, then you know, then I'm going to I'm taking the family of premiere. And even then you're going to be if you're like in a big part of the movie, they might use takes and angles that just make you look so fucking bad. Different or shittyitting off. We're gonna movies this week and I only go to the movies now

if it's a kids movie, which is kind of a shame. But I did thank God now because the pandemic, they forced the movies to go to theater now first, but then it comes to on demand pretty fast. You think God is it, isn't it? Yeah, the turnaround. Two young kids, it's great. It's fucking great.

But we went to the bad guys, Mark Marin's the voice of the snake in it, like he's the main, it's him and then I forget the lead guy who's the wolf on it, it's called the bad guys, it's fucking, it's good. And- Little cartoon movie? It's cartoon, okay, okay.

It's really well done. I also appreciate like Pixar, that's not a Pixar movie, but like Pixar and those other movies that will have references just for the parents, because they know that it's have to sit through it too. Yeah. So they kind of make, at least keep your attention.

Yeah. Otherwise, I was like, my head I'm thinking, if this is like a kidding movie, I should just bring earplugs and listen to a fucking podcast or a book on this. Right, that's what I do. It's because I'm the sit guy. That's right. I put my ear in front of my can.

No, no. And it's where it's like, you can't do it. But even at my son at Sick, it's where he's gonna sit down watch the whole thing like he moves around It'll be like down time. Let's get in it. I'm like yeah, I'm just sick of sitting down bad guys, dude He was locked in a long movie, too movie and I'd be okay, dude. You get he's like, yeah, oh shit All right, yeah, yeah, move his good movie. He like enjoyed it. Yeah, it's good. It's fucking good. I enjoyed it. That's dope.

Yeah. Okay. All right. All right. All right. All right. Have we not been going on? Yeah, but you know, we're really,

some days, we just, is it hot in here too? Yeah, it's very hot. That's why I open the door. Cause it's, yeah, I know outside it's supposed to like 93 today. Oh, shit. It's a surprise you're not.

It's like you're cat. You don't look, you don't look at the weather. I actually had to cover up. I got a tattoo I'm to be like 93 today. Oh shit. It's probably gonna slip your cat. You don't like it the weather? I actually had to cover up. I got a tattoo I'm working on my sleeve. Oh yeah, I have to get back up. Yeah, I've heard you all show yet. Ah, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want to see the final product. Yeah, I don't see anything.

Yeah, yeah. I think Kyle, or no, that's this Thursday. Kyle's going to see our boy, Dan Smith. Oh he is? Oh he's going to tattoo? Yeah, this is me his first one, huh? Yeah, when are we going to get? You're going to cry. Oh, Dan Smith. Oh he is? Oh he's gonna tattoo? Yeah, this is his first one, huh? Yeah, when are we gonna get? You gonna cry.

Oh, for sure. Tattoo's hurt. They hurt so bad, yeah. I know, when people don't have tattoos and they ask what I got to hurt, tattoo. I don't know anybody who, like, I've only really heard it, my brother's that kind of a way who enjoys the pain,

but other than my brother, from girls out here, they enjoy it. Like girls are like, I don't, I can't be joy. I used to, now I'm a baby, I don't know what it is. The first test you were. Would you get it done though, Kat? This last one? This last one, I got on my arm, so it's like a whole sleeve.

She has a sleeve now, which is crazy. I have an outline of sleeve. I'm wearing this area of the outline they didn't color it in. They colored in the main piece, and now they need the background stuff. But all the outlines. Yeah, the outlines are good. Oh, did we get the whole arnda, that's pretty good. The outlines are the worst part, well for me.

Well, I think the shading. The shading. Oh, I love the shading. Oh, the shading. Shading is good for me. Outline, it's so weird that you like shading. But then how long we sit down? I was there from 9 to 6 p.m.

The stencil took about an hour to put on. Also, do that before I get there. You know took about like an hour to put on. I'll still do that before I get there. You know, like, you know, I'm coming. Oh, no, like, what's the point of the stencil on? Yeah, yeah, but you know when you get there and they're like, what's up, man? Oh, you're there, like, you're on the computer. You're like 7 p.m. And like, yeah, let me just draw it up real quick. It's like, but, I mean, there's appointment months ago, right?

So you could have that done. So I'm not sitting here while you draw You could have done that so I get here. We can start so the pros never Dan Dan was quick with hey, whatever happened to that guy who got in trouble for that killing He's out shit. Yeah, he posted are you he come down my videos? Yeah, Daniel Silva Yeah, the bet one of the best at his work is a on a freaking name. So what he was on a show? Oh wait, so he got out. Yeah, he was on that ink master. Ink master, that's what it was.

But yeah, I think he apparently got out because he's just posting dope work now. Oh, so good. I mean, it's insanely good. He did the Panther here. Okay, he's so talented. Wow, look at that. That's incredible.

So he's, I guess, whatever happened happened, right? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's a tricky case, right? Because he tells a guy he's drunk. He does a calm drunk. They fucking rock paper scissors who's gonna drive. Which friends do? Yeah, so he drives.

Sometimes, you know. He's gonna horrible accent. That guy dies. You know, obviously you have to take some responsibility. But if we both engage and we're both drunk, he's so talented. Dude, this is incredible. His specialty is, you see how the eyes are a different color? Everything's black and white, but the eyes are colored.

That's what he specializes in. Makes it pop. Yeah, I didn't do that with mine. I was gonna, I don't want you to specialty. Just do it black. Yeah, he's so good. Oh, he's in his yacht too. Oh, look at that wolf. Yeah, it's in see how it's like all black and white and then like just certain colors were really

stick out. Amazing. Yeah, if he could just show the other way. So now when he's doing that that's I'm watching. Yeah, is that he's that's that's for your skin. Yeah, yeah, that's puncturing your skin and putting the ink in the skin. Oh yeah, yeah. Wow, and that's how that's to park that scan. Yeah, but depending on the tattoo artist, like Dan Smith's probably the best I've ever had where it really didn't hurt. Yeah, Dan, Dan, and then off sort of like heavy handed, some people are like,

heavy as him. Yeah. But then also, your body releases natural paint kills. And doorphins for like, I think it's five or six hours. Cause I've had on this sleeve here with Freddie and the Grete at Shamrock Social Club where I'm sitting there for over five hours. And eventually your body goes, we're all out, Poppy.

So it's gonna start to hurt. And yeah, it's horrible. Where you're like, you're so aggravated, but you want him to finish. Like do just hurry the fuck up. And then when they talk a lot Again, oh good for a little bit. Yeah, because the body you know it adapts to it and it slows everything down Then eventually your body goes, I dude we've had enough daddy

And then yeah, some areas like bleed lots some don't like buddy my buddy came out with me and my mother He had had his entire back done. And he passed out at the fucking table. Oh yeah. He went like this. He went like this. Yeah, yeah. If you don't eat, your body was just like this.

Right there, he was not. He was just drinking like orange juice or like, you know, something like that. He had food and like orange juice help you out. I had a guy come to my show and he's like, Hey man, you're some of the pains of tattoos. He's like, you haven't felt shit And he has like short shorts on he was this and he has he's covered from Facebook and Netflix does and he's saying inside here

He's like, he's like, I'll just pinch you and I'm like, fuck it. I'm like, I'm not done my ribs by sternum, my throat. He's like, there's not a pain in the world Then here and I went, but why would you do that? in the world than here and I went but why would you do that? Nobody sees it dude. I guess you're a girl. I guess. Why would you do that? Unless you're in the Yakuza and you're gonna chop your pinky off and you don't do it. Yeah. Why did you do that? So yeah, I just kept going, oh, I've never do that. I'm never gonna feel that. I love that style of tattoo though. You The Japanese it's so dope. I would never get the very top of my inside of my It's so dope. I would never get the very top of my,

inside of my, I don't. Just think about just pinching it. Just pinching it. Barely pinched there. But also it fucking hurts. But also you have to tie your nuts and root down. You see, he needs the spade, he needs root.

So you're gonna have to. Oh, like, oh, you're saying you got the spade out there. Kusa had their tattoos and their bodies are sick there. I think they're usually dragons or something. Yeah, it's those like the, it's entire body, yeah. but it's a it's a Japanese So tattoo yeah, or they'll cover they'll cover their entire body. Who did yours cat? Her name is Gloria from Highland tattoo. She's dope. I know she most recent tattoo artists both

Predominantly speak Chinese, so they really don't chat with me. They just can't tell me. Yeah Which is nice because I'm in a lot of pain. I'd rather they really don't chat with me. They just can't tell me. Yeah. Which is nice, because I'm in a lot of pain. I'd rather not. I don't want to talk. This is hardcore motherfuckers. Yeah, it's all over your body. It's so dope though.

Like all those crevices. And that's just that. There's some guy in San Francisco who specializes in this, and he's like a six year waiting list. Oh, that's it. That's in San Jose. Yeah. Dude, look at that. It's state of grace Look at how good that is I know it's so nice, but the work is fucking

I'll have such a big canvas to work on so like so the when you give a tattoo arch real small tattoo They're like come on dude, right, you know, it's a beast from but this dude That ass that asshole Fucking ass you do my brown ring Yeah, and girls you too Yeah, it looks pretty sweet which guy this guy Damn, it's just like how can you imagine getting tattooed in there? Let's go. I don't know man.

Damn. It's just like how can you imagine getting tattooed in there? That's just. Japanese gangsta, go to that 50. But it also takes how many hours? Like that's years and years and years. Just get that thing. To go back, because they're not.

Yeah, that dude's real fucking deal right there. That's back in that day. That's an old school motherfucker. That looks like you in five years. Look at his hand. That's you in five years. Yeah, if I shave my chest. That's you. If your hair goes

Tan Brian Cown right you don't you don't have any desire to get any tattoo like no bullshit This year like just get one I'll bring the guy the tea vacay tattoo you said you're I guess I could do that. That might make sense. Just do it. I just feel like I'm probably the wrong. Get her all you lower back, tramp stands. Just a tiny one, bro.

You do a tramp stand, though. That'd be cool. Yeah, I can't. You get a barbed wire on your arm. Don't get that, though. Not that. I mean, if I got something, I want to get that guy. That guy down there.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that guy down there No, no no no hands on his head Hands on his head right there. I got well. Thank you. I got right now. That's not for you be it's color to which is well The dude for so just spitball here that probably took over 120 hours. I bet right? Oh Especially look at the color not how long would take it? Oh so long really? Yeah, that's the session. Yeah, this is with no color. How long that take? I mean, like, shit.

Six, eight, eight, like hours to take some forever. Like this was done in pieces over months. So that takes forever. That's how crazy commitment to it. But Toby just got his head done. Not so. He got the job of his head done not so you got the service head Yeah, well all those guys here Travis Barker's gonna be the best Barker so gangster cuz he wants his whole body covered, right?

Yeah, whole the bring him to the crib and have two tattoo arts. We're gonna at the same time Two it's a so ones work on the right side one work on the left once we're on the arm The other one on the leg and just yeah, just getting blasted It's the term we use for getting tattooed, brun. Blasted. The legs are intense too. Oh, I don't know if I want my legs now. I saw you get that that one where you it was just Don't let don't don't let me be the like marker because I do not do well with it The when you got the Lego piece. Yes. You said that one was like, I'm on the front, the shins,

like I figured because it was dead from fighting, from kicking. No, dude. It hits the bone. It hits the bone. Yeah, I don't know if I can touch the leg. Shivers through your bones. Oh, fuck that.

That one on the legs. Not as bad as my ribs. You probably like a six or seven. Yeah, ribs are done. I did acupuncture on my back. It hurt like a motherfucker. Like they stick those needles all the way in your body. It was like, oh my fucking god.

Really, right? Dude, I thought it wouldn't be a thing. It hurt like a, maybe you've done it. You've done it. It hurts. Funny times. Yeah, it doesn't, I don't feel it. I don't know who I did it with.

The guy probably was doing it. Like I don't feel it. Probably is a bad, yeah. I don't think it was a real acupuncture, so I swear. He just walked in that decade. Probably is a bad idea. I don't think it was a real acupuncturist. I swear. The house just walked in. That's a big hit. He was recommended by somebody.

Because they go too deep with the needle. You're, I mean, you're, that's like needle. I was bleeding too. I was bleeding, but I didn't feel that. Sometimes that cupping if they suction it too hard, it will fucking hurt me. Because the skin just, yeah. What does that should do?

What does that cupping come in? It gets the blood flow and it gets all the toxins out of that one place. So let's say, like when I tore my hammies, it was the top of my hamstring that popped. Yeah. So there's all that like bruising and all that shit in there. So it sucks all that out and tries to flush it out

to bring new blood in there. Yeah. It helps. That's why you see so many fighters or boxers, you know, any athlete with like dots all over the back. Yeah, it actually works. Yeah, yeah, 100%. I believe in it. Yeah, it helped my hamstring. It helped me dots all over the back. Yeah, it actually works. Yeah, yeah, 100%. I believe in it.

Yeah, help my hamstring. It helped me a little bit, yeah. Yeah. I usually trust what athletes do if they do it over and over. Olympic athletes always do cupping. Yeah. So you have to see too. That's why you see all those weird dots like a weird

fucking giraffe. Yeah, it's so straight. I mean, acupuncture works. Oh, you know what I watched on Netflix? It's fucking good too. Is the John Wayne Gacy files Just came out yeah, it's so dark dude. Yeah, it's great. It's so well done So you know the number one watch thing on Netflix last year

This shows you how weird The number one thing on number thing was a rear Oh, I that was a big one, but no You're on the right track, but then thing about they had narcos. They have fucking Ozark They have stranger things the most watched thing on Netflix. I should like was it my terrible roommate? Nope, but that's when I was good and that came out this year, but I like your heads at your True crime files or whatever it's called that one's also mine hunter. I love that show But it's it's documentary

No, sir. You're a doctor London. No, that one's so boring No, that was two years ago, but I like we had that okay last year hold on hold on hold on I think I you know come on think serial killer famous oh Dawson Ted Bundy Ted Bundy takes. Because what's dope about Netflix is like, with the John Wayne Gacy files, they have files on there that have never been heard. And it's him talking in prison, and his lawyer talking how he confessed to him

before all this came out, it's nutsoes. That dude was horrible. Horrible. Horrible. And then he was also like the life of the party. He was in Chicago. And then he was also like the life of the party. He was in Chicago and then you'll notice like there's some themes where we've learned how to deal with these terrible people

where you know, this was in the 80s. So when the 80s remember Ted Bundy's poppin. Well, why did 10 buddy get away for so long? Cause back then, you know, he was killing, and then network. Well, but also he was killing women that were like hookers or whatever. And society really was like, uh, whatever. They looked down upon him.

The cops are looking into it. With John Wayne Gacy, who was he killing? Gay men, young gay men. No, I thought he was killing boys. Teenagers. And teenage and men. But all gay. And a lot more outcasts and like runaways.

A lot of ways. So society, vulnerable, remote, yeah. We're in a different time now. So they were killing people that no one really gave a fuck about. So the police forced him putting effort into it. So they got away with, I mean, Gacy, they think over 50 murders. Any bear in his fucking basement. It's not too terrible.

And then also what you'll see with like the Night Stalker, Ted Bundy, not so much Manson, but with Ted Bundy, the Night Stalker and John Wayne Gacy, is they would kill in different areas and the police precincts in those areas didn't communicate. There's this weird ego thing. So the Night Stalker, the the night, yeah, the stalker. The night stalker crawled as a great movie.

But the night stalker got away with it because he would kill in Burbank, then he'd come to LA. So the Burbank would have a horrible murder. That was the exact same as Hollywood, but they would never, they would never, or share. Info. So then once they finally did,

that's how, which a remember, they got caught. They're like, hey, we have this murder, oh, we have that too. And then, oh, we have that. And then they realized there's happened. I get that pattern.

And then John Wayne, Gacy also, similar to BTK killer, I'm way too in the Circus, but similar to BTK killer, where he was, you know, the guy of the city, like in Chicago. He's a clown, right, for kids. He was a clown, but that to me, like the clown thing, he never, I didn't make his living, not that one.

Yeah, what, yeah. No, he was, he was, he, oh, he owned a construction company. So, and then people would always go, oh, he's fucking those young boys, he only hires handsome young boys, which he was, he was killing them. That's why he, he would wanna have sex with them.

But then, if they would have talked, they would have realized that before he moved to Chicago, he was in the suburbs outside of Chicago, he went away for a satamy with a fucking kid, dude. He was in prison, supposed to get 10 years, for good behavior, they only gave him 18 months. So he got out of there, and then fucking went to work. He worked, and mortuary, were they embalming?

You know, were they take the body and they embalming? He slept in a cot behind the embalming room. How, Jesus. He observed morticians embalming dead bodies. But when you walk, you're just like holy shit, dude. It's so dark. And the way you kill people, it's just so dark. It's taking a strangulation. So you kill people, it's just so dark. It's thinking of strangulation.

So you put, you do a trick with them. You know, you show them him getting out of handcuffs. Like, let me see you try it. And they'd be drinking so like that. And then they put them on and they'd be like, all right, get them off and be like, nope. And then you kill them. Jesus, he tortured him, yeah.

Yep. It's fucking nuts. So he did some of the clown stuff and obviously that's what American horror emphasized and that's where a lot of stuff comes from. But the kid stuff he just did it because he said as a clown like he could grab women and be mean to kids because he goes clowns get away with everything. But it really it's not really a narrative to set up for him to kill him. Okay. So the teenage like and boys and men who were gay. Runaways. Runaways. Yeah, yeah, okay.

And he did some heart and the 80s, looking at 50 people, dude. And dude, you've such an asshole. When they gave him the electric chair, right? And they have them on file saying this. His lawyer goes in there and he's like, I figured he'd be shaking his boots. And the prosecution was in there too. And they're like, I figured he'd be shaking his boots like and the the prosecution

was in there too and they're like, we figured he's he's gonna die and he was so like chill and he had such an ego thought he was always right and he was he did have good leadership that's why I tricked everybody and he told the prosecution and they go, you have anything you say and he goes the he was I got 50 The state of Illinois you're only getting one just me. He was John still wins and then And then Bob and then Bob and we're gonna get died and extreme narcissists. That's insane extreme Right, you know what they are I got that is areas you know They say about the only guy only got one he goes, John's still on top. Yeah, 49 more. Do you know what they say about people like that

who are extreme narcissists like that? Those total sociopaths. Yeah. They can't believe they got caught. They don't believe it till the very end. Like they're like, you know, and even then he was like, I still want to. Oh, even dude, what do you mean they're shocked

that they got caught? Yeah, they never think, but when they get convicted, they're like, they go like this. What? you know they can't believe it's happened to them But also he so he killed one guy up It was never his fault right he never took ownership of it But when he killed the first guy he said the kid can't the kid I don't know he's by 21 let's say, but it was the first time and he's married with kids at this time John Wayne Gacy was was made with kids. Yeah, he had kids. Yeah. Oh, he's shit. Yeah. I think I divorced and then it's good. Oh, I married. Yeah, there's oh,

yeah, he never saw him after the first time went to prison. But the first murder he, according to him and nobody believes it, but the first murder he said they both went to sleep in separate beds. He wakes up and the guy had a knife. I was trying to attack him. So he killed him. And he was like, holy fuck, because he was a Democrat and did all this fun raising and all this shit. And he's like, I don't know what, I don't call the cops, this looks terrible.

He goes, so I hid the body underneath the house. Few months, years ago by and he's like, nobody has fucking said anything. Oh, I can get away with this. And he liked the thrill of it and then just kept getting away with it. And even dude, even when he was fucking being questioned everything, he thought he was so much smart and everybody, he thought he could even finagle his way out of that.

Like talk himself out of it. Of course. Yeah, there's that whole, it's about power, wanting power over another human being, another like, talking. He was talking because he would, God, you get to play God. Dude, so he would hire a lot of like, prostuits and like streetwalkers, and he'd go, I don't view them as people. I would, you know, I'm renting them for

a half an hour, an hour. I can do whatever I want. That's how he, like, because human beings are objects. They're objects. For his own future. They're not fun. They're streetwalkers.

He's like, and he goes and also look, nobody, look how long I got away with it. It proves that so he would count. So you would rape them first and then kill them. Yeah. Well, you know the Zentus. You know the Zentus. I don't know if he was a necrophilia.

You can't ever see how the Zentus, you would kill him also if, let's say, this can be weird comparison, but let's say you're a streetwalk, and I pick you up, and you're like, all right, 40 dollars for a blow job. So we drive it. I would, yeah, but let's say you're into it walk, and I pick you up, and you're like, all right, $40 for a blowjob. So we drive it. I'm a oo.

Yeah, but let's say you were into it, right? You like, hell yeah, $40. And then we do it, and I give you $40, you know. Damn, no tip. I can't get 20 for fucking sucking on the nuts. And then that would piss John off and kill you over that. Yeah, like someone said that. So that's what he would, sometimes.

Sure. Well, you know, so he was just a, he was just a closet of game in. Yeah, Like sometimes. Sure. Well, you know, you know, he was just, he was just a closet of the game in. Yeah, but you're talking about a rare, you're talking about a rare predator, sociopath. Those zetas, you know, when they were, when they were stopping those migrant buses and because they found out that they, some of the rival cartel members were on those buses, I don't know if you know the story. The Zeta, so they would, they would pull them up, they'd check your phone, and if your phone had messages on WhatsApp to like a rival cartel guy, they would take you, if you were with your family, they'd kill your family, then they'd take you, and they'd pit you against another guy on the same cartel. You'd both get

hammers or you'd get a nae for you, get just your beef fight. A fair one. Whoever wins that fight gets recruited. You recruit you kill that guy and they're like all right. You're you're over here now. You want to die? You're gonna be on our side. That's nice one most that's how they would fucking change that yeah, that legit fighting That's what they kill your family regardless. Oh, yeah, I'm we crying but at least I can fight Also, kill my family just kill me dude. I'm not fighting exactly. Yeah, I just take you and shoot me like you're gonna kill my family You took my family kill me. Yeah, agree That's what they were doing then not to get so dark and will transition from that There's also a doc on there about Abercambi and I was about to say why sat why sat bro I I was

We had nothing go on a little over there. We had nothing to walk. How to make a billion dollars by just being straight up racist is fuck. Cause that first, oh shit for real. Cause that first, you know how big Abercomet is when we were coming out. So at first I was like, other some woke agenda thing. So I came into it being like, oh this can be some bullshit.

And then it gets a little dicey. Like they're crushing it, right? And then they create this shirt. I don't know how stupid it is. They have the shirt. It's an Asian themed shirt for a laundry mat and there's no more in seller. It said, two wongs don't make a white.

Yeah. And that takes two wongs to make a winger shirt. Yes, and we didn't realize it. Oh no, they were real. Wait, wait, bring up. They got in trouble. Yeah, guys see the truck set off the alarms. And then also, you can see, but this is where I'm like,

I guess, since you're a public company, but remember, Abercambi would have like those models out front with the shirts off and you're like, Jesus Christ dude. Is it this? There's dime pieces. So guys, the girls, but my thing is, especially back then, like, if your thing is to sell that you're not gonna want bad looking people, right?

No, no, there was genius. No, no don't get it wrong They they knew because they saw Ralph Lauren Okay, people can't afford Ralph Lauren, but people love everybody loves. There's something bring up the ads bring up the models everybody loves the the idea of this blue blood blonde Ivy League, all American. Something that's so out of reach, it's this weird aristocracy, and it was, it was like, this is the widest, richest, most beautiful people they could find,

and they were young and gorgeous, and it was all gay men, it was all gay. Well, because the owner and the photographer who was the creative wallet was so gay. And if you were, and they were forever, we're the most forever photo-cats. Like if you, if you watch,

if you watch any of their marketing, like even when I remember when I was younger in high school, I ever come with Pop and I'd walk by the store and like how gay is this? Like how did we not realize this back then? Look at all the Bruce Weber photographs. He's a genius. Bruce Weber was also gay. He got in trouble during the Me Too movement, actually. Huge this? Yeah. How did we not realize this back then? Look at all the Bruce Weber photographs. He's a genius.

Bruce Weber was also gay. Got in trouble during the Me Too movement actually. Huge trouble. Yeah, but he was a great photographer. He's a great photographer. He's a great photographer. If you're in the guy, he's fantastic. Yeah, it was, they would get, they would get shots.

They would get shots. They would get shots. Oh, well look, they'd just get like these shots and they just have them like posing. But then, these are supposed to be straight dudes. Yeah, look at that. Go away. Go back, dude Wait, so that's actually Bruce Weber. That's him. Yeah, but that's him. That's him. That's him. He's so talented Go go up there, and he's a he's a game, man. Yeah, super gay. Oh, yeah, the women which branch which one? Like it was the world. That's two dudes. Yeah, and he had him just moving around. Yeah, do some rest

Rest Laura, but I sort of got I'm driving funny. I'm in high school. I'd walk the store until my friends That's Jeremy Bloom. That's my buddy. Oh really? Yeah, I play football with him Really? Yeah, he's so I need him you met him up at the candy that's him. Yeah You play for the Phil Duffy and we go on the beach ball and then oh back And then in high school in college you know for Olympics What the fat is awesome We're thinking about all that hard. I'm gonna talk. We're telling you you got a pose like that go back I'd be like, stop.

Am I selling jeans? Or was it like, nah, nah, nah, just get naked. This kid played Pro Football and was an Olympic skier as well. And he looks like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he made a lot of money. He was a business guy, right? Now he's a business guy in Silicon Valley

making all the money. I mean, what the fuck, this kid's such a winner? Oh, what? I mean, and he was, he said he's a sick athlete. He wasn't that much bigger than me, by the way. And you're wistful on winner? I mean, and he was, dude, he said he's a sick athlete. He wasn't that much bigger than me, by the way. And you're way smaller than him. I mean, he must've gotten shorter than you. And then also, like, a 40 in the 40.

And then it was Olympics. He's the kid where he kind of changed the rules because they said, hey, if you're me in the Olympics, he had like, Oakley and Nike in the Abercrombie. And then he went, Juan, you're getting all these endorsements, then you can't play football. Remember he was the one they didn't let play. Oh my God.

Yes, so he went to the Olympics and then still got drafted by the field of the Eagles. He was that good. He was good enough to play pro football. Yeah. He was a free, I mean, he didn't last in the league but still had a shot. God, and an Olympic athlete.

Dude, on campus, think about this. He's a Tommy Hill figure model. So no girls, girls didn't like him at all. Dude, he was Tom Cruise on the fucking campus. And just like a normal dude. Like something really nice guy. Yeah, damn. The Abacomian Fitch, they got really dicey when they they they started figuring out like there's a black girl on there. There's a Filipino guy. They weren't giving them hours, but they didn't fire. And they were sending out emails. They were like, they were like it's

two Asian. They were saying that they were like literally emailing the guy Mike Jeffries just doubled down He was just a guy who was like gay ever talking for him. Yeah, he was like now I just want really hot white people basically, but these are gay men. Yeah, super gay They were trying to fuck all the models and they did not but they're gay in races Well, I mean it what for them. They like, look, what's selling his gorgeous blue, blonde hair, blue-eyed guy. And they would say, they would, so it wouldn't work.

I mean, it's tough though. You want to work in their stores? The documentary's still interesting. If you want to work in the stores, they were kind of genius. So they'd have shutters, and you couldn't see what was inside. And when you went in there, you had these models, and the models were told to be a bit aloof, not to sell.

They were kind of like out of like like you know, like you know, you're cool. And they'd be like, what can you help me? Um, I guess you have a size large and be like, I don't know, you see a large. What? Literally. And be like, I'll take it. Did you ever rock any of that shit? It was so big when I was out because I was like, I get the height of it when I was in high school. So I mean, I maybe I had one shirt, but yeah, but it was expensive. Yeah, that's what say it was expensive as cool. It was cool Close I know I did I couldn't get down with it. I mean look how I dress up. I fucking now when you were young I was like, you know, it's a weird vibe

Rocket chin you rock ever ever. Comey. I did a lot you did the shirt sweaters Well, y'all when did they come out cuz they popped when we were like in high school and shit. 2001, 2002. I mean, that's when they came out with the one. But no, they came before that. But even I would say like late 90s, early 2000s, like 98, 99, 2000, they're the billion dollar company. Yeah.

Billion and sales. You want to look like those guys. The guy said, he goes, every gay man in the world has a copy of Bruce Weber's book somewhere in their house, which was about, it was the pond, wasn't it? Let me call my best friend. Yes, he has that book.

Yes, you get that book. Yeah, but what's interesting too, that photographer got in trouble too, because they had one, like their top model. And he goes, yeah, the Bruce was like, came in, I'm gonna send a card to come pick you up and come over for dinner. And he's like, I'm good, man.

I just, because he was engaged. I'm cool. Yeah. And he's like, yeah in, I'm gonna send a car to come pick you up and come over for dinner. And he's like, I'm good, man. I just, because he was in Gaze. He's like, I'm cool. And he's like, yeah, no doubt. And the hell of the funniest, then I get to call two minutes later. He's like, hey, so the car is there. I just come over and he's like, no, dude, I have plans for my friends. I'm going to, he's like a bro. He's like, I'm good, man.

I'm good. Yeah. He's on the phone. He was literally a minute later, I get an email with my flight and everything they sent me home I got fired from the company. Oh, yeah Can you set bring up you want to see the hot the diamonds to dime dime piece women bring up Heidi Klum abacrombia and pitch I think boom was on there. They they she was huge. They used huge But it's weird because they had like black and black models. Yeah, somewhat

Because they had like black black models. Yeah, somewhat so like the choking guys, but they it was weird to they would all like They'd be like in a field and like dogpiling on each other. So Yeah, look at her. Oh back then do what even now Ferrari did No, they do Go back to that. Look at what is this? But it's amber. Comby's fucking magazine. Who's good? But also he's got no clothes on. What is he? What is he selling? What is he selling? Okay. I buy it.

You love Brian. Sorry. Sorry. God, I had a clean. It's so hot. Yeah, she's super. It's just so weird., like, it is. Look at Jennifer Lawrence. Taylor Swift, Jennifer Lawrence. Scarlett Johansson was on there, Assen Kutcher. There's so many. I don't know, I don't know.

Channing Tatum was an Abercundian model. Yeah, so many famous people. Yep. Okay, and there's that guy Mike Jeffries down there. Who is Mike Drefmer? He was the, he's a creator of the thought of him. He's the kind of a genius. He's the company over.

He's a gay man too. Yes, but he's kind of a genius. He came up with the whole idea, man. But what's funny about him, I think, you know, they're like, and we showed him, we got him out of there. But then I, after, I always after, I had $100 later. Well, the settlement, yeah, the settlement,

I think they had to pay him, and this is just what we know. He got bought out of his, Yeah, because settlement, I think they had to pay him, and this is just what he got bought out of his yeah, because he had some severance package. Oh, we got like 37 million plus 37 million. Yeah, so they said he made a lot more money. Go to woke apacromion. What is that? Go down. Oh, I know you that I know you this one. Yeah, that'd be that'd be woke apacromy. Oh That's a new style. I Guess so I guess that would be considered what they think is the new look and that's gonna sell clothing Okay, okay, like all right. Yeah, yeah, it seems fake because that That I feel like that shirt doesn't seem real. I know but I know they do do that now like if you look at now they offer So it's so comfortable X

So it's still doing good as a company I guess no, it's not no outside. They bounce back a little bit But stock yeah, they're not doing great because of the doc Even before that they became and the the guy who was like the creative director of all of it He goes I knew we were kind of screwed when in the first Spider-Man, if you remember when Spider-Man's can beat up by a bully. He goes to hit him and Spider-Man has those talents. He can't hit him. He was the bully. He's like the the the bro is from in the head to toe. Ever come here. He was I knew then we were fucked. But I mean that's what it that's what it evolved to. Yeah. Like the people that rock

that shit and like we're we're assholes. Now mean, that's what it evolved to. Yeah. Like the people that rocked that shit and like were assholes. Now the company's been, they have a different leadership and obviously, you know, they're more inclusive and all that shit. But now that they have different leadership, you, yeah, I think they're kinda coming back. But as far as kid clothes go, dude, for my kids, they have some cute shit for kids.

Not bad. But you know, I'm, you know, after what's in that document, I don't wanna fucking know. Yeah, I wonder how they evolve that style. I mean, what but you know, I'm you know after a lot of that document. I don't want to fucking yeah I wonder how yeah, how they evolved that style. I mean what do you got? Can let's see what we got for cuz we got some cool Cool card events. Yeah, yeah, by the way Abri calmly was kind of expensive, but there is like a brand beneath them. I think all this sir All this yeah, they own I would buy a bunch of stuff a fault Oh in an American you it wasn't as expensive. Yeah, they own I would buy a bunch of stuff a fault. Oh in American you it wasn't as expensive. Yeah, exactly

Yeah, but you look for done But Abercumbia, yeah, they own house Oh, that's what it is. I feel like the two stores are just different vibes like one was surfer hunting to be Yeah, California ones like prestigious Ivy League and they also owned American Eagle, too They're all the same. Yeah, I bought a lot of American Eagle stuff. What's up? So, the girl, Bad Baby, the catch me outside girl, recently came out and said that she doesn't

like people referring to her as the catch me outside girl anymore. She'd rather be known as Bad Baby or by her name because she's created, like I guess, a new name. She's gotten away from that. She reinvented herself as what she's saying. Recently, she bought a house in Boca Raton for $6.1 million cash. Cash, cash.

Didn't she make $20 million on that? She says that she made $50 million on only fans in a year. Don't want to leave your house. Do you want to leave your family? Granted. This isn't confirmed. Cause that's what she says, however.

Yeah, she would have to release the proof herself, however she did. I don't know why she would do that. She didn't make a million dollars and less than 24 hours, but she wanted to do that. I know, that's the same. So then she probably was all the, yeah, I mean, she paid for it.

She had less 16 million followers, so her reach is pretty well. She might be right there. I don't think it's far from it. Dude, you know how much money you have to pay six million in cash, daddy. And never heard to move from LA back to Florida because taxes. They ain't good chunk of money, regardless. It's a question whether it's 50 or 50.

Get for her. Bokeh and Richon's like really nice. Oh yeah. And expensive too. Good for her for calling it. Yeah, super old. Okay. Straight of cat. Good for her for parling that crazy shit on Dr. Phil to 19 let's say it's half. She's all 19. She's 19. That's crazy. This is so great. Amber Hurd looks like the biggest fuck. So during the Amber herd and Johnny Depp trial, Amber Hurd's lawyer talked about how she used to carry around makeup to cover up the bruises. And they put up a very specific type of makeup that is a color corrector to kind of even at your skin tone saying she used this all the time. She had it in her bag.

The makeup company actually saw and said, wait, don't bring us into this because your relationship with Johnny Depp lasted from 2012 to 2016. This makeup product that you guys are using as an example came out in 2017. Oh, holy crap. Gentlemen, if you go down, there's a tick on that thing. Yeah, she's not doing, she's not doing, she's not doing right with that.

Yeah, you think she made such a mess. I think you can expect from me and that's the only, So the Sean she confirmed release to on 17. Wow. Damn. Well, yeah, she's kind of screwed. She's, she's, you can tell she's a bad, horrible. Yeah, y'all been watching it. Yeah.

Yeah, it's however, you hear Hillary. It's tough to what? Paul, when go bad on her, she's like, blah, blah, blah, fucking blah. Using your victim, women had to be a victim. And she goes, she's basically to what? I don't know, Paul would go bad on her. She's like, blah, blah, fuck, and blah. Using your victim, women head to be a victim. And she goes, she's basically a terrible person. Yeah, and she goes, those recordings are intense. So, and she goes, I hope Johnny Depp is gonna make nine more parts of the Caribbean.

Yeah, because she's gonna make nine more parts. She saw an opportunity to up her profile at his expense because she's just one of those fucking sociopaths. Terrible person, I can tell. Yeah. Oh, Jen, I can tell. Yeah. Oh, Jen, do you have a current event that Twitter selling the Elon? It's happening. I do.

I know it already did. It's in the process. Oh, so they agreed to it. They accepted it. I think it, so eventually, first of all, it says near selling, but then it says like they we should deal. I mean, $54 is a share, 3%, so he paid whatever, $44 billion, something crazy.

Yeah. So I wonder what's, so I know, you know, free speech, but he's gonna regulate, obviously Twitter now, if you know, the misinformation as they say it, which is really far right news, that you know, right now Twitter is getting rid of that. But I know, I think Elon's going to get rid of some of that far right stuff, and also

far let, like he's just not going to let far left fly with it. Well, the main thing is you, having far in actors. So for example, 11% they found out of the support for Amber Heard is fake. It's, it's bots. Oh, wow. It's not real. That that came out of 11%. So you know, Johnny Depp is getting a massive amount of

of love. Of 9% of love. No, Johnny Depp is getting all the love. Yeah. There's there's a little bit. It's trying to make you seem like. There's a little bit of yeah, I think 11% of the of the of the entire thing is like and the same.

The same. The heart is getting some, but not. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real people, but then that other, let's say, no.

Rogan posted it on us. That other 9% is coming from who though? Amber Herb's team? No, no, no. No, so what they think is it's foreign actors who do this to create division in our country. So anything you see that becomes vaccines, masks, or they want chaos.

They will, no matter what. They're looking to devise nuts, so. Yeah. Do you think Elon brings Trump back onto Twitter and know? Yes, yeah. Yeah, I wouldn't. Why wouldn't you? Because that's it.

Because it's not that he's Trump. He's just free speech. Why would we kick the foreign president of the United States off? Now if he gets on there and starts talking shit about vaccines that's not backed by science or start spreading crazy shit, you can't have them. No, they're still gonna monitor that, but he'll have a platform, he's not gonna not let them on.

You have to, that's why he line buys it, and you want free speech, you have to have them on there. It's like keep the same energy. You keep the same energy. Also Trump, politics I get polarizing. He had some hilarious tweets. Like his tweet about Diet Coke. I didn't see that.

Cause he drinks away Diet Cokes and he got on there goes, I'm just calling like I see it. I've never seen a skinny person drink Diet Coke. Only fat people drink Diet Coke. And then literally two minutes later he goes, whoa, get a lot of shit for drink Diet Coke, only fat people drink Diet Coke. And then literally too much they're like, whoa, get a lot of shit for that Diet Coke tweet. Damn. He's like, everybody drinks all Cotes, you know,

like drip back, right? It's so fun. All right. All righty. There is a video of someone trying to summon their Tesla. I didn't know this was a new feature, but you can make your Tesla come to you by summoning it. And as long as you have kind of a clear path towards you,

the Tesla will follow and weave it in and out of things that are in its way. There is a video of someone's Tesla crashing into a $3 million jet because it couldn't weave its way around So I never got any fun. Trying to summon itself to But also, what dude, what a rich person problem. Yeah, yeah.

Try, try relaying this to you. How's your day going? Do you believe this shit, man? My fucking Tesla, I put it, I send it to my chest. It ran to my fucking baby, dude. Now I have to fight it commercially. You believe this man? I get another one.

I have to fight commercial. You know see it yeah please oh it's super sick oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah oh I don't trust anything oh so it just moved it yeah it didn't look that bad right now I thought I thought the whole like fucking that's a super small jet That's hilarious though. Yeah, I bet he had a some chicken his bragging to watch it this She's a white what the fuck hilarious? Oh God first world problems. You're fucking cars crashing a private jet so funny hilarious You know is it also looks like you damage maybe the back wheel in Tesla. So I'm sure it's not I heard an artificial intelligence Experts say that we are 10 years away from really. Yeah, I it's really hard

We're not a terrible not as close yeah, yeah terrible. Yeah, a lot of people think it's here already But it's we're still 10 away. Yeah All right, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he's wrong We're still 10 away. All right. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he's wrong. So as he's in sorry is currently on set for his new film where he's trying to make a comeback post his cancellation. And Bill Murray is among the cast when I guess there was a situation where an inappropriate

conduct was reported to the heads of a production them because of the humor. Oh, did he make a joke that was sexual? No, no, no. If it was a sexual allegation, I think they would have said. I think it's just because he has a history of being difficult to work with and kind of... Yeah, but have you heard all the actors coming out and now they're telling these horrible, bill-marry stories?

There was one of us that was brought up. I was like, holy shit, I had no clue. Wait, so they was just saying he's being mean. They did say he was a particular set. They did not release what was said or what was done, but he was saying based off of his track record that he probably blew up on someone, that he has a history of having.

It's with women and groping. Oh. Almost positive. Researcher's a chink is now, it's out,, in, uh, growing. Oh, almost positive. You research a thing because now it's out. How old is this? This was yesterday, I saw. Yeah, I saw I read some, I think on New York Post this morning, they came out and said it was because of inappropriate touch. Oh, wow.

But what's weird is like people that he's worked with before, like when he did Groundhog Day, which argue his best movie, his best friend was the director. They had a, uh, a, a, a different opinion on creative on some scene. They got to straight up fight fight. Like he choked them. And they never, they were best friends.

They didn't talk for like 30 years. And just reaching, like I think I was like on his deathbed and Bill Murray made up with him. And Bill Murray and Chevy Chase got to straight up fist fight on the set of Silent Live. Him and Lucy Lue did the same thing on Charlie's Angels. They had to be physically separated. I want, yeah.

This looks like this. I said, a member continued, like one guy said, he was very physical. Sometimes he put his arm around a woman, and I see it would touch your hair, pull her ponytail, but always in a funny way. It's a fine line. Everyone loves Bill.

But while his behavior isn't banned, it's made some women uncomfortable and he definitely crossed the line. It sounds like a guy, an older guy who's a new world. And that's what it is. And now it's like they changed the rules. So yeah, he loves women like Sifler, and George Poetry and Romance. He was always surprised.

I was more surprised than any post-cards came out and said how much of a dick he was on set. That sucks. I've heard nothing about this. It seems like he's always just keep doing stuff. I've always heard good things from. It seems like always just keep to a smile. I've always heard good things from people that worked with them. You're always weird. All these people coming out with these horror stories.

Like, fuck dude. Yeah, that sucks. Alrighty, let's see. What else you got, Jay? Gotta be honest, they're not the best here. But all right, let's check this out real quick. This police officer, the way he handled the situation was incredible, so I'll just show you the video for you.

Yeah. Oklahoma City. Oh my, second, let me see if I'm ever. So that video, I know it sucks, dude. Let me take off the ad blocker. There it goes. Yeah, let's watch a commercial first and then. Just a mic, text and then. Yeah, that one too. Thanks. Yeah, that was a good thing.

All right, here we go. Assing 10th, barely struck a post-emitting motor cycle officer on the inside of children. So this officer is chasing someone who has who's a robbery suspect with a gun. They see each feed, they're not highway patrols, and the guy's shooting at the officer. gun. They see HP, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, He's just so chill, which is incredible. Yeah He's I still point the gun Who shooting from the back out

Lincoln No Oh, that was ugly. That's so calm. I said, yeah, I'm taking one round through the front windshield. Look at that round. He's still continuing to fire. And he's so calm on the walkitaki. This guy's not

Did you try to ram them off yeah, it's just super dangerous because the really nice was to do this because oh shit ducks again I was he just lucky he's not dead. Yeah, he even got a little shot. He's captain America. All right. Oh We got him. Oh, they got him. Yeah He's like TV I T.B. I T.B. I T.B. I T.B. Good question, Brian. What's it? They're so chill. I'm so chill. That's something on military. It's all shot at another shot. We did. We went through the windshield.

They fucking get it. I mean, shout another shout. We did it. Went through the windshield. They fucking, get out of the shirt. I mean, that guy's done. And where's his homies though? How did nobody cut off the, yeah right? Call, where's the helicopter? That's how I was thinking. How do the, no, the officers that showed up. Yeah, whatever.

I thought he said TDI. Oh, he might've said TDI. Oops. Yeah, whatever I thought he said TDI. Oh, he might have said TDI Oops Totally distracted intimidation Totally no, it has to have be something to do with him like getting him off the road. Yeah, like hitting him interesting But it was dope. Wow. That's got to get bad No, there's a shot. There's a shot shooting a shooting. We are going a hundred miles a shot at me again I mean, I'm really flying here. I got it. I think I was though that was almost like whoa that was close So I'm sure you guys have all seen this guy was such an asshole

Yeah, so some guy was like harassing Mike Tyson on a plane. It looked like it was in first class too. Yeah, he's just drunk. He was super drunk. He really picked you up with Mike before they got on the plane. Mike took his stuff off. Mike was nice to him. Yeah, I do cool and the guy kept talking.

I guess Mike turned around and I was like, hey man, I'm doing like shut it down. Be cool man, I give you your time. And then I kept harassing him. Yeah, he's a pretty guy who has a long lengthy run. He does have a huge, yeah, a pretty bad, oh, he's like a restaurant. Yeah, I complete piecesing him. Apparently the guy has a long, lengthy run. He does have a huge, yeah, a pretty bad, like a restaurant. He's a big shit.

Yeah, I complete pieces of shit. Also his face looks like you wanna pull it, right? Do it. Especially the ending of it when he's like looking like, that's how it is. And what's caught on, though, it's happened on the way. So he's punching him right here obviously.

The TMZ reports that Tyson began hitting the man who was seated behind him on a plane. Is that what this guy? He's just crazy, man. But he's also like, oh my god. This footage right here, I'm like, what are you doing? I mean, apparently was incredible. Yeah, that makes you want to punch him.

Yeah, it does, dude. Why is he making a face? He's so punchable. I thought his face is horrible. Yeah. I wonder what happens to Mike, hopefully nothing. I hope nothing. No, the guy didn't press charges. Hopefully nothing. I hope nothing. Nothing got impressed.

You got impressed in the charges or anything. Yeah. So I saw Joe Rogan post this, which sounded insane. It's real? Yes, real. Well, this is a vice. So I trust vice. But apparently there's like an issue in India

where sometimes people have sex with animals. I don't think it's India. I think it's human beings are crazy. Maybe a monitored lizard. That's in India. Is there more men? There are more people in the world, all over the world, in America, in India, in everywhere.

Who will do the craziest shit you can see? So we keep going to what happens. Some of them are drunk and they were doing it on a dare. Something like that. But the fact that they all gang raped this monitor lizard, that's protected. Like I guess there's only a few left over. If it was a common monitor,

I know it's still terrible, but gang raping kid, but then they killed the kid. And then aided afterwards. You gotta fuck them, then eat them. Yeah, and then we have the pictures of the guy. You're a little too cool. We're a kid for these guys, huh? You're a little too hard in the pain.

I'm saying, there's weird, yeah. They gotta fuck them, I need to be a little less cool towards these fucking psychopaths, all right? Ah, it happens all the time. And it's just a lizard. It sounds like bigger. Oh, are these the guys? Yeah, so the, okay, so it says right here in this article,

the yellow, the red, the blue, and the very far right. These guys are great. Look at these guys. What? You fucked a lizard, huh? Did you? Fucked it. Gang-wrapped it. Killed it in the 80s.

Oh, it's crazy that they fucking... What is it? A cult ritual with the fuck? Yeah, what is it? What is it? No, no, no, no. No, they're just fucking losers. I don't buy it. I buy every part of it. I don't think they fucked it.

Yeah, I don't know. But I mean, so it says 82 cases of sexual abuse against all of the 10 years. Yeah. 500,000. This is a real article. Really? There's on Vice.

And the Joe Rogan posted it's, when I saw it, I was like, what the freak is it? They were, they were cute. I need to see, I need to go through the trial. I think I'm sad. I think these guys are fucking weird. Ryan needs to see the video. Yeah, I don't know.

But I mean, it's just a crazy story. I got crazy story. I got skeptical hippo eyes. Oh, I don't. Those guys suck. Okay. Hey, you can't just say that. No, we're just looking at them.

Yeah, yeah. I just suck. Did I look? Oh, I was gonna look guilty. I mean, it's a weird story to have detected though. Non, I mean, I just, I see what you're talking about. You know that? You're just deciding that they suck,

but you don't even know who it was. It could be the guys on the side. No yellow. I'm trying to skeptical at least to really. Yeah, right. Hold on, those guys, you don't like those guys? The yellow, the red, the blue, and the blue. If they fucked in, it could've elicit.

No, no, no, it could be a lie. I'm gonna assume the journalists did their fucking job. I'm gonna assume he didn't. Really? No, they're investigating it right now. It could be a way to make up. It is, but that's kinda why I'm on it. The monitor list.

I mean, that's so random. You got caught it, you fucked it. They're saying they fucked goats and stuff too, so you brought this up before, right? Look, human beings have fucked a lot of animals. I don't think you ever look at a monst and go I'm gonna. Yeah, that's a fucking Lizard that's what's his head line. That's gonna work. That's gonna work. You dingy It sounds like it sounds me like they are it's so gross

It's so nice somebody was joking around put their dick on it and said look my dick looks like a lizard That's what it sounds like and then they were like you guys fuck the lizards You don't know there's a personal Oh, no, I think these four guys were in India and caught a lizard and then fucked it brained You can't just like they said it can't just say that Chin zoom in the guy and red Red Please System in

On the guy and I'll make my choice. I'm stay open. Stay keep your mind open now. I'm trying to get there They're all dressed like Brian jeans and say I know that got the Not so hold now hold on hold on Hold on I mean that guy Hold on here's a I can zoom in now All right, hold on What do you think now hold on that guy fucks listen

But only that guy he's wearing a polo shirt. That's an expensive polo shirt Dude, and apparently this yellow is this a pack guy Destiny fucks. What's up? Is this a picture of them in custody or so? No, this is a picture of them. Like they, they, like, before identified these four people were the ones that did it. I don't know how they did it. But who squealed right? I have a so many fucking. He fucked it. Well, he did too. Yeah, it was just like village talk. Have you see that? I look, I'm not even in that picture. They're taking that picture. I'm not even in that picture as a cop.

I'm going to be like, I'm covering my face just so nobody thinks it. Yeah. I don't know. it's very strange. I got to time piece. That's all this, what is this picture? I don't understand this. This is just a picture of them for all. The group of people, I actually did it. This guy, this guy, and this guy, did it.

Here's a group of them with other friends. What a family or before dinner, there's a gun. I don't know, it's India, dude. It's a crazy story, but yeah. Who went in the podcast? I'll tell you that. I still got skeptical hip-hop eyes. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know if I buy it. You're a believer. I don't know if I buy it. Yeah, I buy it for. Brands of a believer. One more. Oh, this is for Brian.

Oh yeah. Sports center posted this. It's about, yeah, the thing that Brian likes. I saw this. I'm a pretty crazy. I thing that bright lights it looks pretty crazy it is pretty crazy I like it intense thing the rally Oh Let's go and that's how they did it

Yeah That's a lot of fun with With that with that sport whatever that was actually a cool video That was a cool video. That's as cool as that's gonna get cool That's gonna get I'd's as cool as that's gonna get. I'd rather see the video of the monitor list. See you this weekend. Vegas everybody. Why is guys? You've been you've done that club, yeah? Yeah, it's great club. Uh, Thursday, only thing I'm asked Thursday, uh, on thick boy YouTube, the Gringo Poppy special drops. And then along with the special tomorrow at nine a.m.

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Let's see it then. But when we're in May 6th and 7th, I'll be in San Diego and my drop comedy club, May 12th, I'll be doing a one-nighter at a stand-up live in Phoenix. And then later on the summer, June 24th and 25th, I'll be in Rhode Island at Comedy Connection. That's it, kids. We love you.

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