The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 794

Episode Date: May 2, 2022

Bryan gives Shapel some acting advice and the guys talk Shapel's recent Hollywood table read, Bryan's upcoming shows with Joey Diaz and Chris D'Elia, Bryan and Shapel's $500 punk rock bet, more Amber Heard drama, Elon Musk telling AOC to stop hitting on him and much more! DraftKings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 1-877-770-STOP (7867) (LA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA/MI/NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Min. $5 deposit required. Eligibility restrictions apply. See http://draftkings.com/sportsbook for details.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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But it's not like Vegas Vegas. No, it's a wise guy. So we're talking about wise guys. Wise guys Vegas is in the arts district. They put a billion dollars down. So you don't feel like you're over it and like not at all to it. And around all the things. That room marked my words. That that that wise guys is going to be a great club in Vegas because it's small but the the the acoustics they're so loud and incredible. So I've been on that laughter hit.

It's like a, it's unbelievable. I forgot. When you got a room like that, that's made of concrete. The way Keith Stubbs, who in Pauli Shore, are different. But the way they designed it is going to be sick. Oh, I think it's big. It's going to be one of the more fun clubs.

It's like an old school, small club. 150 people, 200 people, but it's gonna be great. That's like the perfect size. I think so. Yo, I did something that I've never done before and it was terrifying. Yeah. I got called in to do a table read.

And I guess like, it doesn't mean like I have a part, I think they just wanted me to read in the people that I had to sign an India and shit, but I can tell you like read. And the people that I had to sign in, they should, but I can tell you like basics. And the people that I read is when you have a script and all the actors sit around with the director, meaning you hear it out loud, right? And all the producers, and the actors read the script

out loud so the writers, producers and director can hear it out loud in their head. So that's called a table read. Yeah, so the writers of this pretty well know. And, but they knew me because of my comedy. They, I guess, they had seen footage, right? And so they reached out and they were like, yeah, we want you to come read for this part.

And I get there, because I was like, I don't know what this is. I don't know why I was like, what the hell you call me? I was like, I've never done it. Like, what are you doing? And I'm around pros. Sure.

Pros, well-known actors and actresses. That was scary. Ryan, so I was sitting there. I even brought my glasses. I haven't worn my, listen, I got glasses from her sister. And I haven't worn those things since I walked out the damn place, but yeah, since I walked out the place, I even forget what it's called.

And I started to get a headache, right? Because when you get new glasses, you're supposed to like wear them. You're right, it's the muscle start, fuck me. I started getting a headache, then I started getting a panic attack. And I was getting nauseous. And one of the biggest actors in the game right

is like right next to me. And I'm like freaking the fuck out. I'm like no, and they're filming it. They're filming it. Yeah. They do. And it's one of all these execs. Yeah. From this big big ass thing to call daddy. I was. I should have. I can help you with these things. I should have read it together. But don't call me because I don't know anything about that and I've never done a table read. What do I know about acting? You know what though? Here's the thing I've been doing it for 27 years. It's like it's like Bren and never having me look at his special. Like it's all right. I don't know. Go with go with the sholts and and the staff enough. Go with the guys that have been doing it for

I don't know 10 years. I know they're really good, and they've gotten really successful. But don't go with me, because I don't know anything about comedy, I don't know anything about the actual process and how to write. I don't know. I don't, I don't.

Never call me, I can't even think to call me. But all you motherfuckers forget, it's I'm just the old guy. So I'm always like, I just sit there and shake my head and I go, okay, great, I don't, yeah, you're right,

I have no idea. It was terrifying though. Like when I started to freak out and I had to like keep my cool. Yeah, I can help you with those things. Yeah. Yes. I have to overcome those things myself. That's why I can help you.

The reason I can, the reason I'm the world heavyweight champion at understanding that behavior and helping, heavy words, and helping other people navigate it. It's, I've been as deep as you can get. And had to go. It's so crazy. It was cool. It was fun. Very different.

Yeah. But I actually liked it. I actually had a good time. And you did it and you'll be better the next time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was, yeah. I was literally nauseous. Oh, yeah.

Dude, when I got there, I walked in, I didn't realize all these. Well, no one actors were gonna be doing this table re. And I'm sitting here and I'm in a corner by myself eating my vegan sandwich that they got me from this vegan restaurant. I didn't know what to say to anybody. Because I was like, I don't know. I've done table reads where Ben Siller and Onwilson are right there and we're doing scenes together. I've done, I've done, I don't know. I've done table reads where Ben Siller and Owen Wilson are right there and we're doing scenes together.

I've done, I've done, I read an entire script where all my scenes with Tom Cruise in a room, six other people, but he and I are doing, we're acting together and I better, you better be on point. That's what I was saying. I'm just like, I'm with Tom Cruise right now and I'm acting with him in a room.

Like it was just so surreal. That's why I asked, I was like, I was trying to figure out why this dude, he's a big fan of my comedy. Like he really loves my stand up and I was like, okay, but like, I've never done this. Well, if you get the part, see that's an audition, but you didn't know it. That's an audition.

No, it ain't. Look at me. Oh, I'm telling you. That's okay. So that was it. That was not for you to read. That was an audition. Anytime you do that and they're shooting it, that is 100% an audition. And I have seen many of people, including the people they had in the fight for the starring

role, not get the part based off of that. So whenever they say we're just reading it, they're trying to keep you into it. Yeah. It's not a dish. It's fine, but it's not a dish. There's all these damn things on the script. It's like a dish. I.N.T.

It's not a dish. It's not a dish. Okay. How do you think you did? Oh, they said I did really, really good. And I kind of like blacked out, because I was just, you know, it was a comedy script, you know, and I just read, I was like, okay, how would, you know, I read the script beforehand, but I didn't read it as like my character.

I read the script to read the script. All you got to do is two things. What? One is, like do is two things. What? One is like set your intention. What's the intention? What's going on? That quick, right? That quick.

When you've read the script, when you read the script, and you see who your character is. I'm getting a lot of resistance. You set your intention. In life, there's always an intention. Always. Right now, my intention is to explain something to you. My job right now, what I'm trying to do is take all the fear out of acting and a table, because I want you to be successful, right? So that's my intention as a teacher or someone who's older. And so everything is an intention in life. You're always,

there's something you want from the other person you've seen. And so once you figure that out, and that's what I would have helped you with, and then the rest is just listen and answer and answer Don't worry take all your attention away from yourself and you just put it all on in front of the person in front of you So you just listen to them really the way you're listening to me now. Yeah, that's all you got to do and you see I went Yeah, yeah, you didn't think about yeah, yeah, yeah, that's acting you just react acting is really here They should call it reacting not acting all right Class is up. Yeah, out of place. Class is out of place. Yeah, one of the guys, the well-known actor. He's like, yeah, I've done thousands of these.

I was like, this is my first one. That's great. He was like, really? Where's your spell? Look where you are right now. What do you mean? You came from, you were valet and cars. Yeah.

When I met you. A valet alumni. When I met you, you were valet and cars at the Andas, whatever it's called? No, the Palomar. The Palomar. And downtown Phoenix. And you just did a reading with fucking, you know.

I'm telling you. But you deserve it. I'm telling you where you're supposed to be. Oh wait, no, I signed the NDA. It's where you're supposed to be. It's where you're supposed to be. Yeah. It was cool though.

Bring up, I want to send you something that I fucking, it was cool though. Bring up, I wanna send you something that I fucking, it's five seconds, but I, I, Wait, so wait, when you guys did, when you guys did Matt TV, you always did Table Reads for your schedule. I've never done a TV show. Anytime we did the Goldberg School TV. All of a sudden.

Anything I've ever done, Entourage, anything you always do a Table Reads. That's a common thing. Cause they write a script, right? So they'll write a script and then it was like they need to hear it They need to hear it. They need to hear it because they go back for notes They go back and do notes. Oh, okay. They see what it is and they go that didn't work this different You don't you don't know if something works until you can you you hear it. Yeah. Yeah, that's the only way to do it Okay, I'm gonna send this to Chin. What is it?

What are you showing them? What's up for you, weekend? No, my weekend I'll talk about, but this was, I mean Vegas can kiss my ass in general. Vegas is aggressive. It's just not inspired, man. It's all sensation. You know what I know?

You know what I know? Yeah, it's like you're... So then you might pass yourself... Yeah, put that. Let me share it with my... with my listeners. I thought this was really really beautiful. Are you gonna feel so I'll go? Yeah, but it's it's reminding me of what you did you you left the comfort of the Phoenix and you came here that takes guts and Part of what you went through is beautiful because it's part of the journey But I just saw this and I just thought

This might be the philosophy of life for me anyway and for my children and for anybody who's speaking of Jordan Peters. What's this shit? What's this shit? So then you might ask yourself, well, what's the best antidote to the discomfort of life? And you might say, it's comfort. And I suppose that's what you act out when you swaddle a baby, but a better antidote is something like adventure to excellence. And that's far better antidote to suffering than the mere absence of suffering. That's there. Great grief of a mother to allow that to happen, but not only that, to facilitate it.

So what about you? Go kid. Where you go? Wait. Well why it's dangerous out there. It's like yeah, don't get it. It's more dangerous here if you stay with me. So you might lose your body out there in the world, but if you stay here you lose your soul. So then you might have damn that last part. I love shit like that. I geek out. That's's the theme of every I don't know much about him. That's this theme Well, don't beat me up if you guys all know about everybody should listen But that's the theme of every crisis be teaching us that's the theme of every great story. Yeah If you're not interested in that, okay

Yeah, that is it Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I don't know. Just hit me in a way to where. Yeah, well, I mean, it's the adventure. You just embrace it. Just go, come on, come on, just go, fuck it. I'm going through all this shit right now. It's been so exciting. I'm not much money I moved ahead when I moved.

I know. I'm doing this right now. I'm going out, I'm doing a bunch of shit. I'm not going to talk about, but it's scary, but it's good. Yeah. Man, it keeps me, ooh, I love it. The only reason why I moved L.A.s Because well obviously you gave me like the encouragement, but

My friend just happened it because I didn't decide on a date right I decided when my friend was like Hey, I heard you in talks of wanting eventually moved L.A. I had a room that just opened up and I was like I'm moving L.A. I love it. That's literally how I did it. Paul's in it. You got to do it. You got to do it. You got this guy George Harris. This kid lost 202. Yeah, yeah.

And George Harris. The newest member of Thickboy, right? I know. I just talked about that. Joe Cross from Illinois, right? I forgot what's the kid's lost 260 fucking pep. And he's still going. Yes, still fucking going.

He's that's special. Yeah, yeah. Wow, what a good kid. Yeah. Come on, man. That's sick. Oh, damn, he's, that's special. Yeah, yeah. Wow, what a good kid. Yeah. Come on, man. That's sick. Oh, damn, he's got a new, now that's a different George Harris, ain't it?

No, no, that's him. That's him. That's him. Yeah, I'm impressed, man. Yeah. I'm impressed. Yeah, he, um, he's gonna be, he's, that's a special human being, right?

You have to, you have to respect that. It's, it's crazy when people don't. Well, dude, you know, and it's mainly because, I think that mainly because those other people are terrified to take those kind of leaves, so they kind of, you know, look at him. I know.

Look what he did. He sat there, like he sat there, this kid sat there and lost 260 pounds, and now he's in studio smiling ear to ear and actually has a job and doing shit. He's like, that's a bad motherfucker. And what, he's only, what, yeah, he's only 22? Yeah, that's kind of, that talk about heroic.

Like sometimes being a hero is just getting out of your own fucking way. Right, me at 22, I did not have that fucking mentality. Well, I mean, I was probably too aggressive, crazy. Yeah. You know, I'm ready to fight the world because I think the world's against me or how to get me.

Oh, it still is. Oh, it still is. Hey, the world's still is. Hey, not saying enough to be giving and loving. No, no, no, I know, I know. Yes, I'm just, I'm fucking broken, this talker, my biggest. Nobody cares. I was, I know, I know. GSB, I'm fucking rogues in the stalker, man. He goes, nobody cares. I was, I was, I was, you know, retired and my head was on messed up.

My eye was real fucked up, but nobody cares, you know. I thought everyone was gonna be waiting for me, but I was doing their life. What was I supposed to do, huh? And, and, and, and, and Rogan's laughing. It's like fucking, eight, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Nobody has time.

No, no, no, no, no, no, and that's time for me. I's like fucking. Hey, yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, that's right. No, it's time. No, it's time Yeah, no one no one has time for me. I'm too busy. Yeah, nobody gives a fuck. I anyway. Okay, I love you, but I got I got kids So that's pretty good GSB impression. Yeah, dude. I got an ear for for accents But you know, it's more a more about It's not French. It's more stronger. You know, you're stronger. Yeah, it's more about Montreal. It's not French it's more stronger yeah it's from Montreal but it's first language French because the French yeah well they're speaking this and French but in Montreal parts of Montreal all they speak about all they do is is French that's it but a lot of

times they don't necessarily have the French. No they don't have as French that's why I'm doing this it's strong. I wish you see just Les Français ? Non, ils ne sont pas les Français, c'est pourquoi je suis en train de faire ça. Ah oui, je suis, je suis George. Sempière. Et c'est pas un bon moment, mais, vous savez, quand je suis en France, c'est un peu plus dur, vous savez, vous savez, c'est compliqué, c'est compliqué, c'est différent. Ouais, non, avant, avant, mais si je marche, il fait en promenant, mais c'est vraiment un bon abon, mais si... J'mache. Il fait en promenade, mais c'est différent.

Si on dit faxant. Mais c'est pas un peu utilisé, où il se met comme un lot de fringe. Oh, quand j'ai eu un france de la street fight. Oui. Je suis tirenée, mais je suis pas tirenée. Il a fait ça, et c'était un long bit. Tu as vu un cap?

Oui, je n'ai pas vu. Oh, tu l'as vu? Oui, je l'ai vu. C'était le tout. Il a fait le tout, c'était un france. Franchement, franchement. Il a fallu Yeah, I didn't. Oh, you saw it? Yes, I did. We're the whole fucking... I did the whole fucking big fraction. Fridge, people loved it. It's not stupid. No, it's actually super clever.

Keep my problem. I'm shooting my special. May 19th, by the way. You're gonna add that in it? Ray and Prof. A couple announcements before we start. Joey Diaz. Yes.

Guesting on my shows at Stress Factory this weekend, starting Thursday, Friday, Saturday. He hasn't gone open a minute. Huh. I don't know, but joy Diaz is gonna be there crushing it with me. Stress factory get your tickets. They're selling very quickly. Yeah, about to make an announcement. I'm gonna post a thing. Um, and then what was I talking about before this? Because I'm old.

The fresh stuff. What? Yeah, the special. Yeah, my special. I shitting that May 19th at Brand Pro of Crystalia coming on as my opener But like I have like I'm trying to whittle down what bits because my some of these bits are fucking Croshing and I don't know and I think I'm just gonna do a list of shit of topics and fucking do that because it's been Hitting do the tuba. I'll do that because it's been hitting so hard. Do the tuba. I'll do all of it, man. You do the tuba? Yeah, I'll do that because that fits in nicely.

Yeah, I like the tuba. Fuck, dude, I got so much to do. Have you ever heard of making a tuba noise? It's kind of crazy. I don't know. The shit he does on stage, as a comedian, is fucking insane. Like the way you find, like, I try.

I'm running a lot right now. But like you understand what the fuck he's doing. Like the way he makes a tuba look, without necessarily having a tuba. Using my body. Yeah, he uses his body. I'm an anime historical fucking tuba. This is gonna be like less philosophy

and just more fucking hard hitting funny shit. Because when you do a special, I'm realizing people just wanna watch funny. Don't preach to me motherfucker just just make me laugh I feel that same way I just like fucking telling jokes in a goofy ass way like you then then necessarily you have to you know make sense it's just like this is just a funny thing to say yeah 100% you know 100% but you also want to kind of find your voice and talk about what's important. Yeah We don't come there. You do it this weekend. You I was I went to Jersey dude. It's so funny

I never been to Jersey right different Different yeah, so we went to what was it? Dude I just saw it as Vin Diesel Chindezo bro. That's a great deep fake you look great there Is that shit? Yes, that is. Dude, it has vindiesel. Shen Diesel? Bro, that's a great deep fake. You look great there. Thanks, man. That could be you, dude. I know.

If you shaved your head, I'd do something like that. I'd do something like that. I'd do something like that. You shaved your head before? All the time. But you know, people didn't like it or... But dude, you should get that big. You look awesome.

Alright, I will. Alright, Shepel. Oh, yeah. So I was in Jersey, and my, Toby, my boy, homie, they were playing a show in Jersey. And then when they got done with the show, we went back to the hotel, and right across the street was this Wawa, year of Wawa, it was convenient stores.

They got food and stuff. And no one was really in there, it was just us. We were like, ordinal food. And like I said, I've never been a jersey, and I didn't realize this. This lady, the lady that was making our food, she goes, you guys aren't from around here. And we were like, how do you figure?

She's like, you're really nice. And where did Jersey was this? I don't even remember. You know how well this is like, this washing is hilarious that you do this. Oh, that I do this? That's the best thing I've ever done. That's the best thing I've ever done.

Look at me. Yeah. I just be doing shit. Another famous comedian. But it's like, the same thing. Just send me this video this morning and go explain this. Who keeps doing that? I'm not gonna tell you who it is.

It's name May, May Ryan with Ho Logan, but that's it. No, Joe hates crowds like that. He would never do that so. Oh, the world is. Like for Joe and me, like the idea of being in a mosque pit with all those people, fuck that. But you gotta realize that's where it comes from. Yeah.

Like I come from that world. No, I mean, that's hardcore. That's a hardcore. Yeah. It's just energy that world. No, I mean, that's hardcore. That's a hardcore. It's just energy. It's energy, man. It's not music, it's energy. I get it. I mean, we know what you say.

What would you say? We know what you say. He said it's not music. We know it's not music though, right? How are you gonna say that? Well, no, I just mean there's no tempo or melody or rhythm. What? Let's listen to it first. Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, time out, time out, time out. What I say

Play him, show him, dime bag, Daryl. Hold on. Let me see. You tell me. Man, that's not me. Listen to this. I'm just saying let me hear it. Let me hear it. Okay, you get here. Go ahead Let's just hear it. Let me refresh this real quick. This is me in the homie Freddie Madball ball take it easy shots out the mad ball I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!

It's not bad. There you go. Got some. Yeah. There's some form to it. I take it back. I take it back. No, I take it back.

Let me show you Toby's son. Here, Chen, I'm about to air drop you son. You told me this name music. That'll kill a plant if you play it. If you play it about to air drop you son. You tell me this ain't music. That was good That'll kill a plant if you plant next to a plant from No, no, no, no, it'll fucking kill a plant But who cares about your flowers will wilt to that music, but I'm not saying you talking all this shit No, it doesn't it doesn't necessarily like the Greeks used to play like certain tunes to harmonize your body and that's I'm gonna hold it shit that that'll you into, that'll give you a seizure

if you listen to it long. Well, it'll kill you, because you won't sleep. Hold on, man. No, but I mean, I'm saying it's good. If you're about to go fight, if you're about to go fight for your life, that shit's good, right? Wouldn't you say, is that fair?

I said it to Chigny. Am I being fair? Am I being unfair? Listen It's watching listen kids 19 years old. Have you met John Joseph from the crow max? No, I haven't met John Joseph But like they all my best old like all those dudes that I'm you know, it's with that weekend They all they all come to that's my boy Next time you're in New York Let me know and I'll hook it up. Oh you will. Yeah. Oh, you don't think my buddies that I first we good. Oh

John's one of my mom no John much better than all those guys. Oh Much better man. Let me say it again. Hold on. It's much better. Yeah. Oh much better But why are they they all came up together and just and the hard course. It's better, just ask John. I, you know what? Say hey John, Brian Callan or those guys. That's all. I bet you $500 that he would say those guys. That's adorable.

That, are you sure you wanna do this? You wanna do $500? You wanna, you wanna, Hey, you wanna take that? Listen, last time I missed somebody on something on this show, I know, I won. Who I've known for 35 years? Really?

Ooh, yeah, but come on now. Wait, come on now. I can't wait. I can't wait. Hit place. Although your boy I met, he goes back with him. What's this? Toby.

Yeah. Oh, that's my boy. Okay, that's a difference. That's what we're talking about. I'm not talking about these two. Like the people in the crowd. Toby's great. That guy's my age. I think I'm gonna talking about these two people in the crowd. Toby's great. That guy's my age.

I think I'm a easy young guy. Look at him. Tell me that's not fun, dude. I can drum. Yeah. Can you tell me that's not a musician? It's definitely more energy. It's a very energized sound. It's a very...

He can drum... I would call that directed sound. I would call it directed sound. I would call it, I would call it, is the name of the band and I like Toby and he's a fucking staple in the hardcore scene. So he's awesome. But my guess is that that would be less music

and more power energy. Power sound, power sound, can we call it power sound? I can name so many musicians of the hardcore world that are amazingly talented. I'm not saying that I'm talented. I'm not saying that I'm musicians. I'm saying that is less what you would consider music and more like power. Energy, power and and... There's a technique to it. And a sub-culture, right? There's a technique to it. It's a sub-culture. It's less.

It's less technique. The Ryan's talking about different aspects of music. Yeah, there's a technique, but it's less technique. It's less technique. First of all, they're taking the piano really, really well. It's a technique to play in the piano. First of all, you don't have to be a, you don't have to be an insanely skilled musician

to be a very successful hardcore musician. Yes, you do. No, you don't. to be a you don't have to be an insanely skilled musician to be a very successful hardcore Yes, you do no you don't yes, you do you have to hold on you're saying you have to be a highly skilled musician I'll name like 12 fucking highly skilled musicians better in the hard core work It doesn't mean there aren't highly skilled musicians in the hardcore world That doesn't mean that what I'm saying is that you don't have to be a Highly skilled okay musician to be a highly skilled musician. To be very popular. Maybe back in the day.

Now it's evolved. It's so competitive. Now it's evolved. All right. I'm not hip on the hardcore. Yeah, so why are you judging it? Because hardcore is more energy than music, isn't it? It gets you amped.

It does. But, just don't? It gets you amp. It does, but. There's a lot to it. There's a lot to it. Or your dog might turn and bite you, right? I mean, wouldn't you say, if you wanna get your dog that's super friendly to bite you, play that music. No.

Listen to H2O, it's different. It's not aggressive like that. It's different. Maybe H2O isn't hardcore, right? And why are you, why Why you why you why you? Everything to this guy But you the thing is is like you judge shit that you don't know I'm not You don't know enough about oasis to judge oasis. You don't know enough about hardcore to judge hardcore

You're probably right. I don't know. I don't know much about hard. I'm not gonna judge I don't know much about heart. I'm not gonna judge. I don't know nothing about Jordan Peterson. I'm gonna describe to this energy. You were like, you got it. You gave me props. There is energy. There is energy. I was saying, but it's not just that.

I'm not dissing it. I'm not saying it's just that. I'm just saying that overall, hard core is. You never seen Mackie from the Quo Max drum? I've seen Mackie drum in person. Yes, I've met Mackie many times. Of course. I've got, yeah, in person. Yes, I've met Mackey many times. Of course, I've met Mackey. Yeah, I have.

I have. I want to fucking read it. I remember, I am of the generation where I kind of were hardcore, was an offshoot of the British punk scene, right? And so I am of that generation. I didn't know and see enough of that. I saw those things.

I was there. So like I was there when a lot of the stuff was having it's, it's, so you know about CBGb's. I went to CBGb's. Hey dude, hey dude. Like who are you talking to? I was saying. I'm 55 years old.

Hey, a lot of people say shit. I was living on 11th Avenue, 11th in Avenue A. I would go to see. Evidence? Evidence? Use on Evidence? Yes. What you know about Evidence? In 19th.

What do they call Avenue D? Back in the day. So they called it A. Your Adventurous, Beer Bold, Seater Crazy, and Tear Jad. Who are you talking to? I'm a little from my family all the entire time. Lowry five had problems. Who are you? They all the Italians lived there.

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Yeah. Again. And all of them. Yeah. Yeah. Again. Yeah. Oh, my grandma, my great grandmother, on the building that that fucking what's the clam house that were the the the when I got it was assassinated killed the fuck this is the way. Um, fucking I can't remember. But but I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, I got my roots. What year? It's fucking 70s or 60s, you know. The mob was heavy over there. Heavy.

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We'd get this massive fucking fruit, nuts, and apples and all that shit. And I remember one time, the story was that this one guy would send it every fucking year. Why? He was an Italian immigrant. He came into my grandfather's office. My grandfather had an import export company and he made tomato sauce, sclophani.

Still there. My uncle just sold it. He's called sclophani, it was pretty big. It was great tomatoes. My grandfather was one of the first people to start using to use organic tomatoes, the way they do it in Italy. He was like, I wanted to stink.

I want my tomatoes grown in fucking manure, not in this other shade. He didn't trust these, this shit. He wanted to know. That's why scolophonics was so fucking sick. That's why I grew up. He was a maniac when it came to food. You okay?

So this guy comes into his office one day and he's an Italian immigrant. The Italians, the Sicilians, the Southern, it's Sicilians like in New York back then, it was exactly like Mexicans. Like that's why I have such a soft spot when I see hardworking people from Mexico or from Central America.

Cause it's a similar kind of thing. They're tough as fuck. They do this mentality like a guy. They're asking me to never complain. It's just something I respect, you know? I love that. Yeah. Any immigrant group, right?

And, but the guy comes in and he, my grandfather, he was selling nuts, like candied nuts, that the guy was obviously making it home. He'd get by some sugar and he'd fry nuts on a pan. Yeah. And he had him and he's trying to sell him. My grandfather, I love that motherfucker so much. I'm so lucky to have had him in my life, but my Sicilian grandfather looked at him

and the guy was waving him off and my grandfather said, hold on, he could tell by his eyes the guy was desperate. My grandfather tried it and he goes, fuck, and delicious. And he bought the whole fucking palette. He bought the whole thing, you know, he had, I don't know, fucking a big thing.

He was a buy off of the office. For the office, yeah, he had his money. His grandfather started, his father had started. So he'd take the four brothers. So he'd fucking buys it all. But he had a heart like that. He didn't need it all, but he just, I fuck this, I gotta, let me make this guy's day.

Yeah. Buys it. Probably cost him 20 bucks with the fucking answer what it was. This guy ended up becoming a huge candy nut retailer. He ended up being a multi-millionaire, okay, made a fortune. The guy told my grandfather, he sent him a basket like about, I don't know, five years later, whether it was fucking was. Never forgot him. And he came to the office with it. And he said to my grandfather, I was going to jump off the Brooklyn bridge. I was going to jump off the bridge on my way back. But you bought, you saved my life. You were my last stop at

the end of the day. And I couldn't take it anymore. I was gonna jump off the bridge. I just didn't have anything left, and it wasn't working. Fuck. And he had nothing. And he was gonna jump off the fucking bridge, but my grandfather just, you know, you do that as a human being. Yeah. It's like this other story about this guy,

which is smiled at. He smiled at this guy who was gonna kill himself. Yeah. And he was smile like, yeah, yeah. It just led to one thing after another, right? Fuck someone smarter, man. One motherfucker. Well, that's why when you just look at that,

but I never forgot that story. Because every fucking year we'd get this huge basket. He never forgot my grandfather. Well, he was in stuff every year. For 40 years. He became a huge multi-millionaire. I mean, I don't know if the fact I can't remember. The story is great, I don't know the details.

I never forgot that story. I like shit like that. But every day, huge, I mean, every holiday, huge basket. And from that guy, you know? What is, man, cool, right? Yeah. I don't know what it like, when I think about work ethic, you know, especially when you speak of, you know,

foreign people that come here and they just work so fucking hard. In a way to where it's like, they show their level of appreciation by, for where they're at, by just fucking working. And like, no, but it's different. It's honest work though, right?

I'm just gonna say honest work. Yeah. And when I think about like the society, we kind of live in. You don't see that like so much. You do see it. Not saying like no one in fucking, you know, America fucking works it has on people do.

But it just seems so like, when you hear all these stories about people coming from other countries, here you just hear how it's just, that's like the main story. Desperation, desperation a lot of times. Yeah, desperation can breed success, and maybe discomfort, right? Yeah. But I was thinking about the other day is like,

something about working with your hands, like a people at work with their hands. You ever notice how, like, so if I'm around and dude has made a fortune, but they've made a fortune in finance, you know, they made a fortune in like futures and options. I don't know, crypto, you know, when I hear those things, when I hear like that idea, I'm always like, that kind of person, I don't know, crypto, you know, I, when I hear those things, when I hear like that, that idea,

I'm always like, that, that kind of person, I don't know, I don't, I don't know if I trust that person, like I don't know enough about how you make your money. You might be manipulating, you might be, it might be one big lie. It's like people that sell certain products.

Yeah. Like you know what I'm saying? A lot of it sounds like it's words and like, maneuvering some way. Like I sell this, this tincture, I sell this thing mud water. I don't know, I don't know. I mean, I, I don't know what's in it. I don't know how much is marketing, how much is slick marketing that made your company. Right, so it's like, oh, those are dope sneakers. Are they good quality or is they just dope sneakers?

Are you really good at selling the three awards? Yeah, how much is branding and versus quality, right? But a plumber. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so they just dope, sneaker, or you are you really good at selling the three awards? Yeah, how much is branding and versus quality, right? But a plumber. So, so, so not to bring this up, but he's motherfuckers, right? Yeah. So this cured my feet, okay?

Yeah. The reason that I got, I love to hold. The reason I love these flip-flops is for me, the guy, AG, who makes these motherfuckers by hand, he uses, he uses Herman Oak leather. It's so expensive and difficult to work with. It's top grain. It's a part of the cow that you use. It's a part of the cow, the shoulder part,

that is the most durable. So you can step on this all day. It still smells like a fucking horse, okay? It's that kind of leather. It's the only product you can keep wearing and looks better as you wear it. Yeah, it just gets better, right? So the guy who started this company,

he goes, his flip-lops kept breaking, he was from San Diego, lived in flip-lops. So he goes, fuck this, my phone kept breaking. So he finds paracord that's not only 500 pounds strength or whatever the fuck, but also it's woven so it doesn't, it pushes debris out, it doesn't collect it. And then he, like, he worked with a Japanese leather maker. And then he figured out what's the, these things are too hard, so how do I make them softer with vibram treads? And he, all this engineering, a tuck under design, see how these things don't go around they they're tucked under here You'd never think that would work. That's how the Japanese did it. So he studied that shit, right? Yeah

And I've been when I watched this motherfucker make shoes. He sent them to me for free the minute I saw them I go to him He said he was here he listens to the podcast Was it a factory? Wherever you were well, I'll tell you, it's his garage. It's his factory, it's basically his shop. Yeah. And he converted his garage into a shop, right?

But he was listening to me talk about how bad my feet were, right? So then I start researching, and he goes, you gotta have zero drop flip-flops, and you gotta work your feet. Then I find out that Spadaiatrist, the shoe doctor, I mean, this shoe doctor goes out, foot doctor, foot doctor goes, when you have shoes, this very nearly has bad feet,

okay, anybody, when you wear shoes, okay, so you got designer shoes, all designers shoes, what do they do, they push your toes to a point. You ever notice that? Here's the problem, when you push your toe, your big toe in, you cut off circulation to an artery in your foot in a lot of cases, not in all, but in a lot of cases when you do this shit. That will cause the blood to stop flowing to your heel, you get into critis.

That's what a lot of plantar fasciitis is there finding out. It's not inflammation. And then because you're cramped your feet, then you get what's called hammer toe where your toes, I just had two, my boy Sean Reyes, who's a foot doctor came to my show in Vegas. He and his buddy, they came into my dressing room and they took the massage your feet. They took molds of me and Max feet. So Larry, they're making me wait, you do what? They're making me arch it. They're making me insults. But we were talking. You get hammered toes.

So your toes, your toes. So for style, you fuck your feet up. And then you can't figure out why your toes, your feet, so for style, you fuck your feet up. And then you can't figure out why your toes, your feet aren't getting better because you're wearing shoes that are pulling your feet together. So then when you get a guy like this guy, A.G., who makes these shoes and my feet get better, there's something on your feet. You have deep in the foot game.

I am because my feet were fucked up. I can't wait for the pro's feet. He just, I mean, he fucking put his hand up, did like your toes and like, if you push like this. That's because that, I did all this. Talking that motherfucker AG, he's a maniac. He sits in his, he sits in Vegas,

he's a shot. Don't lose your train of thought and when you're trying to get to. He's making, he's making shit with his hands, okay? When I met him, the minute I met that dude, I liked him and trusted him. Yeah. Because he's a brown belt in Jiu-Jitsu, and when he's not doing

Jiu-Jitsu, he's fucking making flip flops, and he will not compromise. He doesn't come, I was like, I wanna be involved in the company, okay? And I'm like, hey, let's make them cheaper, let's use this material, he goes, that's never happening. Never happening. He will only use the best leather.

Like, they die it with vegetable roots and leaves. The old fat. To make it that color. Yeah, that's how you get, like you know, stattle leather or the kind of leather that, that fucking Hermes does with their bags or shoes. I'm not familiar in the leather. Not the most expensive leather in the world.

Oh, got it, okay. It's made the old fashioned way. They actually die it with organic. They ground roots and leaves like certain roots and leaves. They grind that shit down from here. He's from San Diego originally, but he lives in Vegas. What's this like? I went to a shop.

He's just walking on water to make sand. Well, dude, I'm obsessed with, they cured my feet. I'm obsessed with those flip-flops. I know, you wear them all the time. It's the only thing I wear. How do you wear? It's, it's, it's, it was obsessed with the they cure my feet. I'm obsessed with those flip flops. I know you wear them all the time. The only thing I wear It's it's it's the only thing that felt I'm not in the fashion. There's the only thing I felt honest. Oh, we know you're not in the fashion No, but it's the only that felt honest But the kind of designs that that you know, they're coming up with like dragon go to go to go to Go to toe hole to Instagram and look at these these fucking I mean you're not in flip flops, but I'm obsessed

I know why I'm like this because it's honest right there. I mean I respect that it's honest, but look at look at look at these things Look at the shitty makes go look at a silver ones This one yeah, look at that shit come on man. I Mean job and you guys are not into this shit. I'm upset All right, let's get off. Let's get off. Let's get off. Bro, we were talking about working at the point.

I'm making about work ethic, dude, is the fact that there's something about people that work with their hands and craft shit artisans, where I can see where you're making carpenters, leather workers, all that shit, people who designed that, let's get that off. What is that? That's just one of the two whole girls. But you see what I'm saying,

like when I see people do that, when they, like you know those guys who make bench made shoes, bench made knives. Yeah, I don't actually, you can't lie. I try to say I do, but I was like, damn it. I don't actually. Well, you can't lie. I try to say I do. But I was like, damn it. I can't. I don't like to lie. So there's a coffee place in LA called Cafe Lux.

L-U-X-X-E. It's the best coffee in the world, but those two guys are on it. They're maniacs. Where is it at? They won't even let you pull their coffee for long. You get the espresso the way they say you're gonna get it. But dude, it's the best coffee in the world. You don't get better coffee than that.

You don't. You just don't. As I've been getting better about drinking coffee, I do appreciate the way people have it down to a science, like the way coffee places like have it down. Yeah, and you, I do, I do like that. The only way you do the little, I do this press. The little press, which is in Italy,

that's the way they fucking do it. They don't do, and the way they came up with the Maricano was because some Americans came to Italy, got an espresso, and they were like, where's the rest of the drink? You know because it was just too little so they put a hot water in so they just put they just had a water and it That's how they came up with them and that's why I call it Americana. I love it You know that no it makes sense though. Yeah, yeah

I heard it from a barista when I believe at a hotel I believe it because in Italy when you go to like to like Naples, everybody has a tiny cup and it takes you, it's literally a shot, you just go, and you go. Yeah. You sit there. That's like really, really strong. Right. But they put some sugar in it.

But it's like a bitter. Not when you have the right cup. So Earth Cafe has amazing espresso, a time espresso, and Soda's cafe looks amazing espresso, and Soda's two guns, dust bits, star laughs. That shit is sweet. That shit's sweet. We're two guns out here.

It tastes the way it smells. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, back of work ethic. Yeah. So my point is like, why is it that I trust people that work with their hands, like my BWAG? No, that makes sense.

And then a dude who's like, maybe it's better understand finance. I don't know. Or maybe they just don't have any time to like, you can't like, No, it's a good time for fuck shit. Yeah, maybe, when you work with your hands, like,

that's what you do. And like, you have to, like, you just do. But maybe it comes down to it. I'm not saying finance, we were a lot of fuck shit. Yeah. But like, you know what I'm trying to say? Does it help me out? Well, there's a lot of fuckery in finance.

Yeah. There's a lot of fuckery in finance. Being a plumber, like, you're a fucking plumber, you're fixing a toilet, whatever blah, blah, blah. Like, you know, a carpenter. Yeah, but a carpenter. Like, on average, I would imagine if I said to you,

he's a carpenter or he's a leather craftsman. Yeah. And then I said he's a financier. Chances are you gonna probably trust the the craftsman. There's something about. Yeah. I don't know, you're like,

yeah, the financier sounds like, fuck, I don't know. I was, he was, I was, I was, I was, yeah, I was spec like construction workers. Yeah, I don't know, you're like, yeah, the financier sounds like, fuck, I don't know. I was, I was, I was, I was, I'm out of my money. Yeah, I respect like construction workers. Yeah, I remember when I was in high school. I was in high school. Yeah, when I was in high school,

one of my home girls that I cheered with, her dad owned a construction company, and during the summer I would work for him. You know, I wasn't like fucking building shit, but, you know, I would help the guy, I would like, lift the damn plywood, all this stuff, and whatever they needed, I would, you know, assist with, you know, but watching what they do,

is like insane. I respect construction workers so much, because that's, especially doing construction in Arizona. Oh, fuck, but dude, I went to is fuck. Sorry, it's fucking insane. Like, well, I went to England and my buddies made building a house that's like, I don't know, I don't know. What is it? 30 million dollars? I don't even know what the fuck to say about it. It's the craziest house I've ever seen. Yeah. And he's got craftsmen, stone, men who work with stone that he flew in from Portugal.

You know, like they're like six people that know how to build a fucking house the way they did in the 1500s. Yeah. You know, the guys that know how to work with slate. You have a slate specialist, a granite specialist. There's people who build massive beams out of reclaimed wood that they find like, I don't know, they find old railroad tracks that were made from red woods that were cut down in the 1800s, that kind of wood that will never.

And so you're hoping once a house like that? He's already built it. Yeah, he built it. And let me tell you, it's, but it's like modern. Oh, dude, no, no, I'm glad you asked. No, in fact, in fact, he's got an herb garden, but it's massive. When you look at the house in person,

well, it looks like it's 300 years old. Really? Yes, and that's why you pay that much. I was like, that's not 300 years old. Like, how was it just made now? Now, don't have 40. Some really rich guy already offered and I think $60 million to buy it.

So, the 60 mil? Yeah. That and the property around it. He said, he's like, he's like, That's that dumb money. Not for sale. Yeah, I mean, come on. Took three years to build.

He has it in London. It's on the outskirts. Took him three years to build. Three years to build a house. But I mean, like, you had, you got specialists from all over. Those people, those craftsmen, those people that, that understand that kind of,

that artisanship, that shit that's passed down from generation to generation. Yeah, yeah. Like you have to study, like when you, I honestly didn't know, were still doing like that. When you are a builder, like a contractor in France, for example, especially like I was looking at this in France, if you build a house in France, the people that build that house,

the schooling, the education they have. To be able to build that. Oh, dude, the guys in charge of the entire project, the education is every bit as intricate and as deep as somebody who had brain surgeons. Every bit. So you can't just do that. Oh, fuck no. Yeah.

Fuck no. You don't have shot a construction. Those motherfuckers are like, that's it. That's it. That's the, it takes a special type of person to fucking I envy it sort of yeah That's why I respect Yeah, construction workers. Yeah, I don't ever want to do it again. Oh, no, that's the hard labor for it's But when you do it in Europe a lot of times it's an apprenticeship

So you got to understand how to cut stone You are just gonna stand how to lay at pipe. It's an artist, you have to understand how to build a house from the ground up perfectly. Because think about all the moving parts. Yeah, yeah. You know, the others used to like in like writing a great script to building a house. Cause structure, foundation,

and then all the piping and all this stuff is so important. That's why nobody writes. That's why 10 people can write a script in Hollywood. There are actually 10 people that can actually write a script. To get extra writers, yeah, like 10 good writers. I believe that. Isn't that crazy? I totally believe that.

I 100% believe that. Fucking nuts. Because when I was reading that damn thing, I was like, how the fuck do they write this? I know. It's fucking crazy. I know. I can't wait to hear who it is. Oh, yeah, I'll tell you off

here. What do you got, Chin? We got to get you. We got to get shi-pe-pe-pe-pe. All right. Sounds good. Oh. How you doing, buddy? I'm doing good. We got it. Oh, that's it. So this is a little update with the Amber Herjani depth situation. Now that the case and the trial is ongoing there has been a very large petition amongst comic book fans or just people in general get her out of Aquaman 2 Jason Momoa actually also is trying to get her out and as he said that oh yes he's like yeah like supports Johnny dev through and through I love this so how fucking crazy you can't get both advice both ways mother fucker. You lie about people and it's what happens. I've Fuck you and is this what she's famous for the Aquaman's?

No, I would say that's the most recent big thing she's done But she's worked in Hollywood for quite some time not the biggest star ever, but she definitely had I'm gonna really hurt her until This yeah, you're ever seen never back down. Yeah, yeah, she's the main she of her until the trial. Yeah. Have you ever seen Never Backdown? Yeah. Yeah, she's the girl in the Never Backdown. Yes. But people are saying behind the scenes

that Aquaman 2 only has 10 minutes of her, which is crazy, because I think she is a principal character in the Aquaman 3. Oh, that's what I thought we had. They're reading the shit out of her. Yeah, they're re-editing it. And it's set to be released, I believe March 2023, so we don't know if Thermal is even gonna be in it.

I hate seeing the destruction of anybody, but this I'm enjoying. This absolutely, she said, oh my god. Terrible, really. I think she's a liar and she hijacked the movement to make herself look better, and she used her womanhood to play victim, and this is the kind of shit that you get.

And I love justice. It's so I wish there were more cases. I saw an article about her earlier today on my way into work where I guess she had fired her entire PR team because of all of she isn't enjoying the bad press she's getting and she's so stressed that she fired them all in the middle of this case, so it's only gonna go downhill from here. Yeah, I hear she puts something in this situation. Yeah, you can't get away with it in a total shit head and a liar and an opportunist in today's world. And what they've made the mistake of was they put that motherfucker.

There's a reason Johnny Depp is one of the biggest movie stars ever. You get that guy on a stand. He takes 10 minutes to say one sentence, but man, I can't take my eyes off of him. I'm over it. He's got a great sense of humor. Yeah, he does everything he does, and he barely lifts his voice.

Yeah, he does barely, barely. His mouth. How crazy was that? I don't know if you heard that one of the recordings that he recorded where he was talking about like her punching him and she basically was like, I wasn't punching you, I was hitting you. You don't know the difference.

He's been a bums and you're like, Oh, this is fucking, like, what? I 100% believe him 100% everybody in his life everybody's like yeah now we've never seen him do that and she's an asshole Which you can just see I mean I just I've been in a town like like worked with our onset like Have had at like a history of On set see these people are, these people are very good at seduced, we gotta remember, people like this

are master hypnotists and seductress. Yeah. Man, this is men and women, I'm not, this is not a bash on women or women actresses. I'm talking about there are people if they're really good at acting. They can manipulate people like, they're master manipulators.

You'll fall in love with that person right off, right? That's voodoo shit. But it's really a question of, talk to their assistants, talk to the people below them. Talk to the people that work with them like, talk. To Johnny Debt, talk to the people in their life. That is fair.

And when they see an opportunity, because there's such narcissists that they're just all about them all the time. You will see people like this, like I'm hurt, they only date really famous people. Why? Because it brings more attention to them. There is an endless need for attention. It will never go away.

Yeah. You see that psychiatrist break down her fucking. It was beautiful. Disorder. It was beautiful. She's gorgeous and smart and shit. I love it. Right.

Because there are a lot of women that can't stand this, this shit. They can't, a lot of women couldn't say it before, but they were like watching a lot of people, they were worried about their husbands and their sons and their brothers. And they were like, this is out of control because women know, women know more about women

than men do. And women know, they'll believe all women, except for who, Jillette is just laying Maxwell, Amber Heard, and that woman from Theranos, you got a couple of other people you wanna talk about. It's like, what do you mean believe all women believe? Don't believe all people. Yeah.

Men and women lie, motherfucker. Men and women lie, motherfucker. Men and women lie a lot. So one thing my lawyer said, I had a thing and I was like, but I, this didn't happen. And he goes, we were talking about somebody, I, there was a thing and I go, but they know the truth here. And he goes, I know, but people lie, Brian. When you're a lawyer, like me, people lie.

And that's how it is. It's almost decorate a lie. It's okay. This is what we're gonna say. It's a lie, it's just because it's easier. It's just like a can't. Anyway. You're right.

Should I do that jacket, by the way? Side note. Jack, I like you. Whatever, I don't know what this jacket or a't know if it's a great fucking outfit. Thank you I like it a little before I forget before we go on guys. I need a videographer for New York You got a guy you sure? Well, all right reach out to me if you're a good videographer this weekend in New York me and Joey Diaz New work. I'm gonna be doing something at the stress factory and I want to shoot some footage. I need somebody to help me shoot some footage for something I'm doing.

This new project I have, if you're a good videographer, hit me up. I'll be in New York starting Thursday, this Thursday Friday Saturday, stress factory. Hit me at BrianCallant at gmail.com. All right. Bam. All right. So this one's kind of a sad one. Vanessa Bryant had posted a tribute to her daughter, Gianna, because it was her 16th birthday. I believe Nike is doing something where they created a shoe specifically for her and all the proceeds will then go to like a charity that helps women trying to play basketball or in sports.

Something along those lines, because she was a huge advocate for women playing sports and having that be at the forefront of what she wanted to do as she got older. Yes. She wanted to win a championship and WNBA. Unfortunately. Heavy head and shit man. Heavy shit. So fucking heavy. Hmm. Next one is she watches. She was the oldest, right? Or was she? I believe she was the oldest daughter. She was the one that Kobe had,

like his sights on for like, she's gonna carry my legacy. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And that baby wasn't even one when he passed, right? Mm-hmm. she's gonna carry my legacy yeah yeah uh... and that baby wasn't even one when he passed right is like much uh...

so many with a daughter that age man i can tell you so uh... tweets between aoc and elan musk we're going viral because she had made a sub-tweet E.O.C. and Elon Musk were going viral because she had made a sub tweet about a Egotistical billionaire on Twitter and he then responded by saying stop Hitting on me. I'm really shy and Which is funny because she came back with a response saying oh, I'm actually talking about Mark Zuckerberg and Not him so they were just having like a good like back and forth. Oh, this is great

I'll see you would say this she's so out of touch Tired of having collectively to collectively stress about what explosion of hate crimes is happening because some billionaire with an ego problem You don't allow to really controls a massive communication platform and excuse it because Tucker Carlson or Peter Thiel took him to dinner and made him feel special Stop hitting on me. I'm feeling shy. Yes! She responds. Like I said, ego problems. This is good.

They're gonna be dating in no time. I was talking about Zuckerberg, but okay. Yeah, it's just a funny little back and forth. Good for her. She's joking around. Yeah, she's joking around. You deleted the tweet, which was epic. Hold on.

I try to avoid giving people with massive evil homelixes like this the attention and QT's replies They crave and are seeking when I can help it All right, it's good. Yeah, fun little things. She's forever fun. Yeah good for her I don't mind. This is the American that's the American thing. Let's have fun. Yeah, so Olivia Wilde was at Sin of upon and she was presenting her film. She's made her second movie directorial, not debut because she made one already, but the film is going to be huge for her and her career. When she was presenting the film, someone went up to her while she's talking on stage and presents her with a

Manila envelope that says confidential and personal. So I guess she got served papers over a custody battle with her ex-husband, Jason Sadekis, while she was presenting. What the fuck? And people are saying that it's a very... They got divorced. Yes, they got divorced.

And I believe the reason why this happened during this presentation was because... She actually left Jason Sadekis and started dating Harry Styles who is the star of her film. So I think this all kind of ties into each other and why he's being petty about it. Because it's a very specific time and when he decided to start for papers. What the fuck? Who is that? Yeah, what is this? Oh, this is something else. This girl's like a part of the articles. Girls this isn't it though. Very pretty.

Very pretty. Just some bar-sold girls. Oh, just, wait, so that's crazy dude. Yeah. She, she, she left him. Yeah, she left him. She started dating Harry Styles, which is a, he's a heart- He's like 20-something, right?

Yeah, heart-well. He was in one direction. He is a very handsome man out there. Big, big, big star in the music world. He shut up in one direction. He is a very handsome man. He's a big big star in the music world. He's shut up in a dress. Yeah, that's a yeah. Yeah. How old is he? A little older than me. I want to say 20. Come on. 28. 26.20 and how old is how does Olivia? Olivia. I want to see in her late 30s. If not early 40s. She's an older woman. He's 28.

28. And she's, let's see. Oh, she's 38 instead of, it's 10 years. 10 year difference. Oh, I see. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Ain't no wrong that way, you don't like that. No, I don't say that at all, I'm just saying. Yeah, what are you saying, okay, for? It's married, now that's their third marriage. I don't know. She's not married to Harry Styles, they're just saying. Yeah, what are you saying, okay, Paul? It's married. Now that's their third marriage. I don't know. She's not married to Harry Styles. They're just dating. Try out, Rouspoi.

Then she had two kids with Sudeckas. How long was she married to Jason? For a while. Yeah, they have two kids. I don't know if they hit a decade, but it was definitely a fairly long relationship in Hollywood standards. Well, sometimes when it hits you,

it hits you nine years and five, damn. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Well, you probably not in love anymore. Nine years. Nine years alone. Hey, good run. I can't say that.

Nine years is good. A success in Hollywood standards. Plus, yeah, like, nine years of. It was so much time apart. Yeah. You know, that's the other thing about being married in Hollywood. You're not really, you grow apart. You're not that, that's the other thing about being married in Hollywood You're not really you grow apart

You're not that then now you're with some fucking awesome guy like Harry Styles is probably like charismatic a shit smarter shit And oh by the way you can sing What are you gonna do you're fucked? How long I think that'll last for? How lonely be together? I think I know When you're a star on that level what what happens is you get lonely as shit. What the truth is that when you're Jason Sadekis or you're Olivia Wilde and you're really famous at the top of your career, you have no time,

you live on a set and you get lonely. You get so fucking lonely. And you're, how many times can you face time with the man you're married to, the woman you're married to you all the time? How many times can you, you're never seeing them and you're trying to do this thing. And then you're around incredible people. I guarantee you, Harry Styles could fuck everybody in this room, including the straight guys.

You know what I mean? Like there's some people that are that charismatic. You're just around them and you're like, this guy's fucked right? Right. He reminds a trip. Yeah, but you know what I mean? And so now she's there. They're spending time. They're drinking wine. one thing least one other, and you're fucked.

Shepel, if you get this table read, you're gonna know exactly what Brian's talking about. But nine years, man, hats off to both of them. That's no joke. It's a good run. This today, it seems like a great guy. Yeah, and he's doing fine to his outgating. It's like, he's doing fine. It is a bummer how it all came out. Because I think people found out that she was dating Harry Styles and then the separation news came out. So they found out before anything was announced.

Made him look kind of bad. I don't judge anybody for, I'm no one. Yeah. Las Vegas, Omega wise guys, comedy club April 28th. You already went there. Sorry, sorry. I just did that. Thank you you Las Vegas

haha haha hold on I'd refresh your nose I've been doing the road so much I know this next eight weeks in a row I got stress factory new bronze week I got Joey Diaz is going to be special guest for that whole weekend I'm so excited stress factory this weekend,

starting Thursday Friday Saturday. I got the comedy law of DC comedy law of May 12, 13, 14. Then I got my special taping, special taping, Braille Improv Thursday, May 19, two shows, get your tickets. West Palm Beach after that, May 27, 28, 29. Then I got to, I'm a good, to Leah.

To Leah is opening for me at the brand problem, I might have another special guest, we'll see. Just wait, you already said all you did, sir. Okay, okay. This weekend actually, I'll be in San Diego, May 6th and 7th at my drop comedy club. And the next week I'll be doing a one-nighter in the hometown Phoenix at a state of life. And then in week I'll be doing a one-nighter in the hometown Phoenix at Stand Up Live.

And then in the summertime, June 24th, the 25th, I'll be in Rhode Island at the Comedy Connection. And one more thing. Yeah. We have. Yeah. Me, Chappelle, his band, Matt Peaceful, Lil Brawls, we're doing a concert at the Trubidor,

in LA. Yeah. Oh wait, May 17th, Tuesday. Brian, if you can make it, that'll be amazing. You guys are gonna be there? Yeah, and plus, I'm talking. I'm fucking calm. That'd be amazing, bro.

If you say my music, I'm music, I swear to God. Wait, you're both playing? Yeah, we're playing. Trubidor. You think I'm not gonna be there? Of course I'm playing there, but that's amazing. Where? Dude, I'm gonna be fucking-

Same one of music, I'm gonna be in the mosque but freaking the fuck out. Same one of music, I'm music, and I'm gonna drop kid you in that damn pit. I'm not saying it's not music. I'm saying your music and little brother So all you motherfuckers. Yeah, we're doing it. I can't believe it. You know, I'm a So we'll leave a link below for the tickets Let me know the track of last time we're sure that's may 17 Tuesday the Trubano LA. I am gonna be there

One hundred I know you want to do I swear to God I'll% I know if I trust you. I know you want to. I swear to God I'll self fuckin' merge for you and I'm not joking. Shut up! You gonna be joking? I will do it. I think you would. If you wanna be me, I swear to God I'm going. If you wanna be me, I swear to God I'm going.

If you wanna be me. I'll sell merch. You're the best, Brian. I swear to God I'm gonna be. I swear to God I'm gonna be. I swear to God I'm gonna be Brian. I will. I'll be there. It'd be hilarious for me to sell I'm not joking. I'm gonna be okay. All right. That's pretty much it. All right. That's it. I'm excited

I can't remind me I'm 10% a little yeah, it's thanks Brian Big bro Brian All right, yeah, that's it. You guys Yep, that's it. See you guys.