The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 796

Episode Date: May 9, 2022

The guys address the Bobby Lee drama and talk Cat's last day with the show, their trips to NYC, Brendan watching a Billy Crystal musical, UFC 274, Canelo Alvarez losing his fight vs Dmitri Bivol, Dave Chappelle asking to talk to his attacker, a fan who failed at trying to scale the octagon at UFC 274 and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeah, we're good to go, Chin. Look at us. Just the boys. Just the boys. The original thing is back together. And this is a good way to start this, because we're going to, I'm calling this podcast the Hammer of Truth.

And I'm going to start this off by saying a couple of things. Right, seriously. Yeah, because I believe when the chaos hits, you tell the truth. I've always been honest with everybody, all the fans and everybody listens. Bobby, Bobby Lee is somebody I love very much. We both do. Yes. But Bobby, but people have been talking on, he, he went online and he, he went on and talked about somebody who spoke to him in a very rough bullying manner. Okay? That wasn't anybody but me.

I'm the guy. I'm the one who did it. Not Chris, not Theo, not Sam, it was me, okay? And the re and now, now here's the second thing I wanna say. Bobby is 100% right in his anger at me in his, in how he felt, and I'm 100% wrong. I take full fucking responsibility for the way I spoke to him which was wrong. There's no excuse, okay? And now I will give you now having said that let me say it again. This is what I said to

Bobby. I Bobby, if I didn't, when did you try to speak to him? I spoke to Bobby. I tried to speak to him after you spoke to Calyla. When I spoke to Bobby, I said to him on the phone, I believe you. And then I thought, I don't know, Calyla, I thought that she was in, and, and, and let me just say this, and I'm going to, I'm going to explain this, but I want to first own up to everything that I did, because what I did at the end of the day, the way I spoke to Bobby, who is somebody I love, who didn't deserve the way nobody deserves to be just attacked. And I'm going to tell you where I was wrong and I'm going to get specific. But let me start once again by saying, me, I'm the guy, okay?

I take full responsibility. I was wrong. I said this to Bobby. I called him up and Bobby read me the riot act. I think if he had been in front of me, he would have fucking punched me and and he's justified. And I said, Bobby, you're absolutely right. I apologize. I was wrong. And the where I was wrong was this. I didn't give Bobby the benefit of the doubt. I didn't ask him first. I didn't really give him the respect to say, hey, dude, is what I'm seeing true. So let me get into that. This had nothing to do, nothing to do with you and the

Kaliwath. Nothing. This had, I don't get involved in that. I wasn't there. I don't get involved with any of that. It just happened to let. There was something else. I want to make a hold on. I was in any of that. It just happened to let. There was something else. I want to make it. Hold on, real quick, with the timeline, with the collila stuff, and then what you're going to refer to, you're looking about three to five weeks. Yes. Difference. I did not know.

I did not know. I, you never talk about it. And it didn't, you know, this were very close, but think about this. I didn't know that for six years,'ve been getting crazy, not just hate. There is a difference, guys, between hate, between making fun of somebody and threats. Threats and harassment, long-term harassment and physical threats against somebody's family, interference in someone's business and trying to destroy someone's business,

that is, there is a very big difference between real, physical, and cyber threats, and actual harassment, long-term harassment, and just hate, and people making videos. That's all good, dude. That's the internet. That's the internet. But what I deal with, I didn't know that.

I didn't know that. I don't talk about it with you. So what happens, guys, is when you have a legal matter, when it becomes actually physically dangerous, or at least that would be the, when I look at it, that's a very, the amount of shit you take is actually dangerous. It's dangerous.

There are people that are not, they're not, this is not satire, this is not hate, this is not a hater, this is not somebody being, you know, funny and it's out there, there's some funny hate out there, you know, I look at it. But we're talking about actual illegal activity. So what you do in that situation after six years, when it gets crazy and scary, is you hire professional legal counsel and professional to deal with it. Can I say somebody?

Yes. So, obviously, I don't talk about the negative stuff. You know me better than anyone. I would say anyone. You're, my brother knows you better. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. But, you know, I Your brother knows you better. Maybe, maybe. You're up there. Maybe.

But, you know, I always look at life as the glass half full. Always. It's just my nature. And I know that stuff is out there. And I've always been privy to ignore it. Obviously, you know, especially the way I look and having the careers that I've had, it's going to trigger people. And I get all that.

I 100% get all that and I'm sorry, I can't do anything about that. But then, you know, it gets to a certain point and when they step over the boundaries of criticism, when you try to set your physical safety and your family's physical safety. But then that for sure, but then also going after my businesses, companies I'm associated with,

then you're talking about illegal activity. But then even with all that, I've never bought it up to you guys, ever, man. Look, I've never heard of it. I didn't hear about it until it got so crazy that you had that before. But it got so crazy. The way it works is one of the reasons I'm at where I'm at

what do you think I'm successful or not? That's up for debate. Is I surround myself with much smarter people. You, Mark, Kat, and everybody in here smart me. I'll give you that. That's fine. People outside of this that work and have this engine going, my career going,

are much smarter me whether my business manager and my agents, my managers., are much smarter in me, whether my business manager, or my agents, my managers, I constantly surround myself with smarter people. I don't deal with any of that stuff. Being a stand-up comic, and you know this better anyway, so tough, it's so tough. Nevermind. So my energy goes to that and my kids.

That's it, man. For me to get notified that some illegal activities going on and that I should do something about it, it has to be so bad. To the point, so bad that this count got alerted. So let me hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me finish this. It's very important. But let me, but let me say this too. I know I'm 64 250 pounds, 255. I know I'm 255 pounds. I know I look like this stuff doesn't bother me. It hurts my feelings, man. It always has.

To say the least. It always has. To say the least. I don't talk about it. Yeah. Nobody wants me to come on here and talk about, you know, how my feelings are hurt because that's not the masking thing to do.

But I'm telling you now, so all you guys know, it hurts my feelings more than you know. And that's why I'm not on social media. I didn't leave social media because you don't think I want to see my friends and family and other comics and peers post stuff and stuff like that. No, I love that stuff. I left it was so toxic, it was so evil that I don't want to subscribe to anymore. And a lot of people can handle social media. God bless you, man. I wish I could.

I'm too sensitive. So, I know because I look like this, you have to think it's okay and doesn't bother me. Yes, it really hurts my face. So this is where, so this is what happened. So, when I saw the evidence, people who are professionals that they said there is long-term harassment and essentially more than just hate coming from X, Y, Z. When I saw, I didn't make this

stuff up. When I saw with my own eyes that X, some of that long-term X harassment was coming from the Tiger belly hub, okay? And that's what I saw with my own eyes. When I saw that, I went into protection mode. I'm a very protective person. That's my brother. I might be too protective,

and we're gonna get into that too. I might, I've been too protective probably. It's not my place to be protective, but I am. I'm a rider, die fucker. Now, so what I did was I went into protection mode, I saw red and I assumed the worst about Bobby and about Kalilah. After speaking to Bobby, I realized I really believe that he has nothing to do with it. I don't think he even knows anything about it.

I believe him and I said that on the phone. I said I believe you, Bobby. And what I tell you be when I spoke to... Hold on, let me do it. Then you spoke to Calyla and you called me right away and he said, dude, I believe her. I don't think Calyla or Bobby have anything to do with this. So then what I did was I called Bobby. This is, I don't know, a week ago, more than that,

or 10 days ago. I called Bobby, he didn't answer. I called him the next day, he didn't answer, and I got it. I was like, he must be so pissed off at me. He must have been so pissed off. Because once again, let me say this, the way I spoke to Bobby is unacceptable.

The way I spoke to Bobby, and he said something to me that I have never forget. He said, I've been bullied by guys like you, my whole life, and it stops now. I'm not a bully, but if he said that, he was fucking right. He was right. I own it. I was outside myself, and when you fuck up and I fucked up like that, I'm going to take ownership. Okay. It doesn't matter how angry I was outside myself and when you fuck up and I fucked up like that, I'm gonna take ownership. Okay?

It doesn't matter how angry I was. It doesn't matter that I was protecting him. It's like when I thought I was thinking about this. Sometimes you don't get a pass. It's like a guy who beats his wife and then you go, you beat your wife and the guy goes, I know, dude, but she makes me so angry. Not an excuse.

That's not right. Not a fucking excuse. So I got to appreciate you, Hone and B, I'm sure they appreciate it. But you've always defended me, and I've also always defended you. Yes, it's what we do. It's what I do, dude. I go to the mat, you know,

we've been in situations, even physical situations, where there were a bunch of very dangerous people and I was like, you know, and they were, I was down. I wasn't down. I know. They were real guys who you were afraid We're gonna fight you or come at you and I said hey, dude. I'm for me. I'm I'm neat with you motherfucker I'm not a tough guy, but I'm I'm not leaving your

Reciprocated that I know you went through your show. That's how it is. That's what we do. Yeah, okay Doesn't mean I handled it right. I didn't. Once again, once again, I'm gonna say this to what I said to Bobby. Bobby, you are 100% right. I was 100% wrong. Okay. Well, puppy, but I also think it's fair to say, I don't think we handled any of this right.

No. No, I was so upset. I was so upset. I was so upset. I said to him, I said, call me buddy, want to apologize. I said that April 29th or 25th, yeah, 28th, I'm old, I can't read. I April 25th, 28th, I said, or 5th,

I said, at 251, I said, call me buddy, want to apologize, okay? And then I, and here I really, I'm sorry. I said then after that, I said, call me buddy, wanted to apologize, okay? And then I, and here I really am sorry. I said then after that, I said, I have to we spoke, after we spoke, I said I'm a text, I really am sorry Bobby, you're justified and I was wrong. No excuses, I love you and I wish you well. I'll always, I'll also make it up to one day if I can,

you'll see, that's what I said, those are my texts to Bobby. You guys go back him in years? I love him. I love him. I love TV, I love him. I love him. And he didn't deserve it. And I had to live with that.

I was being protective over you and I saw red because I had seen, I had been steeped and I had seen how horrible this stuff was. I had seen the threats, I'd seen the physical, dangerous, the difference between hate and true harassment and violence. And I guess I went a little crazy. But to be fair, again, I'm not condoning,

and obviously we both apologized the way he spoke to Bobby, but I think if anybody saw that kind of abuse and the negativity, and then for their team, I'm not saying Bobbing Clive for them to be associated with it, I was so hurt, you don't understand. I know that because I understand. And I'm so relieved when I found, when I believed in. When you believe it, yeah.

Bobbing I spoke, I apologized, and he accepted my apology, but he also said, I don't wanna talk to you, dude. And I deserve it. That's fair. I hope someday, I fucking hope said, I don't want to talk to you, dude. And that's and I deserve it. I hope someday I can, I fucking hope someday I might see him and at something. I hope when I see him, I'm maybe I can hug him and hold him until he forgives me or maybe I can, or maybe I can make it up to him. I was like, you know, maybe, maybe, maybe Bobby, it, Bobby, maybe you could tattoo something on me and, and that way we can be friends. What are I going to do?

This whole thing has got out of control though, because there's love between, I love us, Bobby and Clylon. He doesn't know, and I get it. I fucking hurt him. And I just think he was this handled all the way around. It's gotten to the point where we have to address it, which I don't like addressing this stuff. The world told me it's too positive.

Yeah, but something you have to tell the truth, and when I fuck up, I own it. When I fuck up, I don't have any problem telling the truth, and I don't have any problem telling the truth and I don't have any problem you know, owning up to and facing up to when I am outside myself. No, and I appreciate that, but I also think you know, I'm going on Tiger Belly to address it too. It's like, and I think Bob and Clio also own up and Clio has said this because, you know, their emails are so shayed with this and there's other stuff associated with this.

Well, it's an ongoing investigation. It's ongoing investigation. and I will say this guys I will say this to and this is what I heard from what I what I can only accept as a reliable source. I'm not a tech guy. I don't do this stuff. I don't know anything about this. But what I heard reliably from what I believe is a reliable source is since we have confronted them and I'm not saying that Bobby or Clilin know anything about this. I don't believe it.

I truly believe they don't have any to do with it. But somebody on their team does. Well, the harassment, the posts stopped. From that account. And that account got changed. And that's going to be brought up on Tiger Bell, okay? And we're just being honest. This drama, I'm way too old to deal with it, but I fucked up.

And so once again, here's what I have to say. I'm the guy. Director hated me. I take full responsibility. Bobby, I love you. I'm sorry. I was wrong. I was 100% wrong.

You didn't deserve that. I should have given you the benefit of the doubt. I should have spoken to you first. How the fuck did I think a guy as sweet as you, as special as you, as giving as you, as funny as you, whatever do something like that? How would I think that? I got fucking deranged.

I was listening and I didn't do my due diligence. I didn't stop. Which is unlike you. It's unlike me. But I was so traumatized about it. But I'm afraid we were both fucking traumatized because I've never told you about it, but then I got scared off I got scared and I get scared I fight I know you do you know I'm not I don't I don't fucking back down I'm gonna fight but here here's the way you gotta be careful about how you fight

agree but here's the way this thing ends is there's obviously love between us and Tiger Belly and I'm gonna go in there and say my truth And they're gonna say how we hurt them and that's fine and hope we can squash all of it and even Klyla goes All right, well if we find out who it is, what do you want to do? And this this goes for anybody out there. I Told Klyla and Bobby. I just want to stop I want nothing else. There's no legal action. There's no threats. I never would have to stop. I will have to say this too. I have to say this. In the midst of my anger and my hurt and the way I was speaking, and I know Bobby feels differently because of the

way I spoke, I would never, ever do anything to him, ever in a million fucking years. Never, not physically and not career wise or anything. Neither one, no, no. But it doesn't matter, man, because I gotta own what the fuck I did and how roughly I spoke. Don't remember all the details, but I was mad and I was upset and I was protecting my friend.

Yep. This is a teaching moment for anybody younger. Listen, take a minute when you're really upset, when you feel like you're justified, when you feel like you're being attacked, take a minute when you're really upset, when you feel like you're justified, when you feel like you're being attacked. Take a fucking minute, think, think. I'm way too old to have behaved the way I did. I'd say take a long minute.

Take a long minute. I think that- And give your friends the benefit of the doubt, especially someone as wonderful as Bob. Yes, sweet as Bob. And I hope someday I can mend that friendship, but I don't deserve it right now. Yeah, and I'm gonna talk about Tababi today

and just hopefully I can be the guy that connects you guys and get you guys back together. Yeah, but I also think too is through all this, I think I've obviously made mistakes too the way I handled it with Kaliila. Not so, it's really not Bobby, it's more of me in a Kaliila thing. And what I learned, I don't know her that well,

but even though I don't know her, is I should went directly to her instead of going anywhere else. It wasn't you saying getting your bitch in line, though. This was, this was not, that was how it was. That was how it was careful. I just had nothing to do with, for me, it had nothing to do with collila.

It had nothing to do with, this had to do with seeing that long-term harassment. According to these sources said, it's coming, one of the main sources is coming from there and I went, what? But up, but up. I want our fans to realize how toxic that group is. The rat, the rat guys.

If you have any doubts, if you have any doubts, go look at it. Yeah, the rat applies, but then also, go look at it. The reason that the account got flagged in the first place, for it to get to me me a guy who ignores it For it to get because it hurts my feelings. I'm because I'm better than social media Reddit groups the reason it got notified is because there's a video of This man beating his son who is six years old with autism

That's when it crossed that that's what you're dealing that's when you realize who these some of these people are some not all some a That's what you're dealing with. That's when you realize who some of these people are. Some, not all some, a majority of them. And then the main five, six counts that are doing a lot of this harassment over the top criminal activity, they look in the background, it's an ongoing investigation. There's pedophiles, there's horrible stuff in that. So this is not something you want to do.

That'd be very general about that, because I don't... That's what I'm doing. Yeah, but I just want you to realize that, this goes, you want to be very general about that because I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah, but I'm I just want you to realize that this goes be you want to criticize my comedy my stand-up my fight picks, the way you and I engage. Yeah, have at it, man. Sure. But when there is stuff to criticize there, this we're going to make that's the world that's the world we live in. I've been too protective of this guy. You know, he does interrupt. He does fucking, you know, talk down sometimes. He does behave in an arrogant way, which is the defense mechanism for him.

It just is. But we're gonna get back to shit, man. We're gonna, you know, I said to him, I go, we gotta get back to getting, you and I having conversations that are go beyond ourselves, fucking picking up on fucking rhythms. And what a good time to do it.

What a good time to do it because, you know, Shepel time to do it because you know, Chappelle went off on his own, he's building his podcast and he's headlining his own shows. And so now it's just us, but it's back to the original crew. And I'm so excited for it. You see the new thumbnail, we have new intro coming. So there couldn't be better timing. Dude, can I get better as a podcast? Even though I've been doing this 10 years

and I have my 10,000 hours, 100% do I make mistakes? Are you kidding me? You can get better as a podcast, even though I've been to it's 10 years and I have my 10,000 hours? 100% do I make mistakes? Are you kidding me? You can get better. I'm gonna call them a standup. With them, with them, especially he called me and he goes, I just, all I wanted to do was just show myself and the people close to me that I've gotten better that I've been working at this. It's so fucking hard. Standup is hard. It's so fucking hard. Stand up is hard. It's the hardest job in the world. It's so hard. And you know, eight and you know, it's a the hardest job in the world,

but b, to do a special and do it on your own rely on your team, then we have to deal with all the marketing and all that stuff with it. Like, I didn't realize what an animal it is. It was such a beast. It's all one continuous mistake. And so is life, you know.

I made a mistake. I will pay for that and I will do everything I can to make it up to somebody I love named Bobby Lee. And I've only met Kalala once, but she didn't deserve that shit either. So she seems like a great person. From what I could tell, she seems like a very fair, good person.

And I'm gonna tell this to her in her face. I told her this on the phone, dude, you wanna talk about a smart, educated, like I told I, we got done, but we said some things we both probably didn't mean. Then we finally got through that and really had some growth. And I told I went, man, I know you do this podcast and thing, you're crushing.

If you ever wanted to be a lawyer, you would crush it. I'm savage. Yeah. And so I, yeah, the thing you're crushing. If you ever wanted to be a lawyer, you would crush it. I'm savage. Yeah. And so I, yeah, savage in a good way. And I hope that I hope that I hope I can get some, anyway, that's all I have to say. I have to take responsibility. This is it and let's move on after this.

And hopefully I can go on Tiger Bell and we squash all this because what I don't like to do is the click baity drama pot, I don't like that. Doesn't make me feel, that's not what I wanna do. Well, especially I'd rather have people that I'd rather have 50 views, than a million in deal with this negativity all the time. It's not what I do.

I don't wanna do that. It's not what we do. It's not what I do. Let me button this up, we're gonna put this to bed right now. We got other stuff to cover. We got, this is a big podcast. We got a lot of shit to cover. It's Cats Last Day. Cats right now. We got other stuff to cover. We got this is a big podcast. We got a lot of shit to cover. It's cats last day.

Cats last day. Day. We love cats. Yeah, my last day, I feel like I'm graduating. I feel like everybody's jumping ship. Yeah. No, it's cats last day. Let me Christian got a new job full time gig.

Let me button this up. Yep, let me button this up. Let me say this one more time so there's no confusion. Bobby, I'm sorry, you were 100% right. I was 100% wrong. There are no excuses. There are no excuses with the way I spoke to you. You didn't deserve it. And I Apologize unreservedly. I was an asshole. I was not the guy I want to be and I Deserve the criticism. So if you guys want to hate me, bring it. I deserve it and I agree.

And that's all that's the best I can do. I'm sorry. I'm going to try to do better always. And I'll always be fucking honest with you guys. I will always own up to my bullshit. And because I can't sleep otherwise. I don't live my life otherwise. No, all this so much.

Thank God Bobby, except for my apology, but he's fucking angry and he deserves this. He'll take time brother. And then I'm I'm talking to him today and just showing how much you love him. Tell him I love him. You know, yeah, I know. Who doesn't love him? Yeah, I know he's the best man.

He's always been so nice to me. Now let's get along. Now let's get into a podcast. Chin, I'd like to get I'd like to just iron out one little detail. If I could, man, let me iron out. Chin, play a clip for me so I can fucking have a little conversation with Brennan and put that to bed too. So Brian sent me a clip.

I have not looked at it, but he did a little, he did, he did, shultzies podcast. Shultzies. Yeah, go ahead and, now, I'm gonna, worse. What's up? Go ahead, play.

You know, in the UFC and the NFL, called football, I wish I had someone With the perspective I have now. Whoa dude. You've been doing two years. Yeah Ten years it did nobody say that to you. No, not really because I think yeah, I said not really Shout out. We wait shut up. There's some leeway shot the fuck up. You know Let me watch it or let me just Hey, man, it takes fucking you can't cheat this game It takes fucking years to get to the point where you can do this You're up counting a little bit a little bit a little bit like see there's some leeway there

There's some we're all right stop the fucking tape as Dom Arer says there's some wiggle room in rock bottom little Riggle I did give you a little credit you want all the credit well listen this is the hammer of truth This podcast is the hammer of truth. Oh, yeah, that's what you said. Right. We're talking truth here. Mother fucker. You and I got almost a physical fight over it.

I sat you down. I had an intervention. We were in San Francisco. We almost got into physical fight. I was willing to take a beating. I was like, you're gonna do a special. You're not ready. Not ready.

And this is insane. You thought I was jealous for a second. You got outside your head. You were insecure. No, but I said I had my friend, my dear friend, Tarak and Tarak goes, hey, he's a black belt. You're still a white belt. You might want to listen to him.

You were like, Jay was there too. Yep, Jay was there too. But B, can I defend myself here? No, not yet. I'm not done. Hold on, sir. Keep going. You need to take your, go ahead.

You need to take a punch to the face here. Go ahead. I begged you not to do it. You did. I was, I said, I even said I'll take three months and write, I'll write with you. I'll make them just, please don't do this. You're not ready.

Please don't. And you didn't listen to me. And then after you got all that hate after this special, you sent me a text, you sent me a text, you go, I was crazy, Brian. See, what I love about you is you admit when you're wrong. And you do. You always do.

You sleep on it. I get a text from Brennan. He was getting all this hate from our peers, from other comics, which I knew was gonna happen. I knew it was gonna happen. And he got a text and it said, dude, you were trying to save me from all this. I wish I'd listened to you.

What was wrong with me? I learn, I always have to take the hardest road. It's what I do. I know. And here's the thing with that showtime special is, my only goal in this life is to be like you guys. That's all I wanna do, man. I know.

And I didn't have the perspective back then. I thought by having a special on a major network, I'm like you guys. I didn't have the perspective go, no, no, it's gonna make it worse for you. You're not like them. By doing this, they've worked 10 years to even get 20 years. Some 20, but some let's say 10, 10, 20 years minimum

to get something like this. And it's gonna make, you're gonna have a bullseye in your back if you do this, Brendan. And I thought, well, I don't, obviously the fans and the hate, which I was especially getting back then, you this, Brennan. And I thought, well, I don't, obviously the fans and the hate, which I was especially getting back then, you know, that grew. But it's like, I thought, I don't care

about any of that stuff. But my peers and the comics are like, he's on showtime, he's good. That's not the way this game works. It just doesn't work that way. And I, again, I have to learn the hardest way. Yes. And I apologize you at the time,

and you've always been the one contes in my life that wants the very best for me. But I learned the hardest way, brother. I learned the hardest way. You do. It's what I do. I go, I run in that wall and so it's fucking moves. But it's my life story.

Yeah. What's the hard to walk onto Division 1 football team? That's the hardest. I'll do that. Fightin' to the fightin' you've seen. You've seen lots of training. Fightin' you've seen after 18 months training. the hardest. I'll do that. Fightin' to the CF- You've seen lots of training, fightin' UFC after 18 months training? 18 months.

I'll do that. Do stand up comedy and then shoot a special with two years of headlining. One year. I'll do one year basically. Two years, fighting the kid. And one year, one year. Yeah, but I'll do that.

So it's like, there's this, I was like never been in the history of the world, but I guess, I guess it's a common theme, man. Yeah, you know, so. Look, you live and you learn, brother. You, yeah, you're too tough for your own good. You're too fucking, you're too stubborn for your own good. Sometimes sometimes you stop from a little arrogance.

No, you know what I mean? See, I think that's where people get confused. I think that, that, that, that, there's a stupidity. No, no, there might be some stupidity. There's, there's, it's not that. It's not stupidity, it's not arrogance. I don't believe on in any facet, I'm as good as you or Schult. I don't believe in any facet I'm as good as you or shoulder to be able to.

In any facet, my only goal is to get the respect from you guys. And every move I make is to do that. So when you go to work ethic or any of that stuff, that's why I work so hard. But I want to say to the fans that pay to see the show, but it's also for you guys to go, he's not against for granted. Yeah. He's not just going through the motions to sell tickets. Yes.

No. And I want to say this about you. I just beat you up a little bit. I want to say this about you. And I really mean this. Look, I know that I will always defend you. I will go to the mat for you. I will always. I don't give a fuck.

It's like I showed you that one time when those very dangerous people were thinking about and you would know who they were thinking about fighting you. I think it was six of them and it was just you. Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, no. I don't want it, I don't want it, I don't want to fucking put that out. You're gonna say, nope, don't even say that, don't even say that. Beep those two things out and let them, but either way, I don't wanna even get into that, but I remember, no, I go, it's six of them,

I wanna be there. And it's really you and then this guy. But for me, I was like, if I gotta die with you here, then that's how I define friendship. And so for me, and the reason I feel that way about you, Brennan, and for all you people who can't stand Brennan having an opinion, you don't know him. And everybody that knows him, he's a flawed guy.

Yeah, he is. He's a flawed fucking guy. A lot of things, aren't we all? But I will say this, everyone you know from Rogan to Schultz, to Stefano, to to me to everyone that knows Brandon really knows him and I'm talking about big time comics and everybody else. We love him because at his core at his fucking core, he's such a good person. And you know why I know that? I know it instinctually, but I know it because of his actions. You guys have no idea how many people he's helped

and he helps them for no reason. He helps them because he just can. I've seen that and continues that with my own eyes. I have seen him. I'm talking about giving money. And nobody ever knows about it. He never tells anybody about it. No one about it.

There is a reason that so many New York comics are having them on the podcast. So many New York comics come on this podcast. So many New York comics, love them. There's a reason that a lot of people love the guy and I'm one of them and I make no apologies for that. None, I make no apologies man for loving my friend because he's worth it and he's a good person.

I love you, man. He's a good person, that's it. Yeah, so I had to say that, it's very fucking important good person. I love you, man. He's a good person, that's it. Yeah, so I had to say that. It's very fucking important. I appreciate it, man. Yeah, so okay, now that we've done all that, now that we've done all that, let's move on.

This is our first break. Let's take a little break before we continue with this. Raw. Because I've got to take a break because I'm going to be at the DC comedy loft this weekend. I love watching DC. It's fantastic. I got Thursday, Friday, Saturday shows.

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Yeah, I always think about you in New York. I can't believe you kind of came up there. It's such a special song. Oh my God. Dude, you can do five sets a night in New York. God, man. That's where the grind happened. Dude, I watched Chris DeSephno's special last night.

Yeah, how good is it? Allarious. Bessie Westie. I love him. He's the best. He's so fun to his house. But he's doing a special and just fucking around. He's improvising.

I mean, you know what, the Stefano has. He's like this big handsome dude who's got tremendous vulnerability. He's just so vulnerable. And so fucking great. Man, I felt so good out there, with the Flagrant 2 team and then with the Stefano. And then, by the way, I want to say this shows

to his on your side. Yeah, I love shorts, dude. These two here, when you shoot your specials, and you go to New York, there's this podcast called, Are You Garbage? And Akash, I'm Flagrant 2, because I go, Hey man, this is my schedule, am I missing anything? And he goes, you have to do Are You Garbage?

I go, I don't know them. I knew of them because Mark Norm was on there and Sholtz and Tim Dillon. And so I don't know, he goes he goes they're they're getting big But and there are two guys from the the seller that they got passed and they're funny man It's different show you might have fun. Let me if you can do it. Here's his number. Can I come to Kevin the guy in the right? Before I decide to do it, I reached out to every comic I know in New York several comics Every and again, the respect of your peers is everything every comic in New York. Several comics. Again, the respect of your peers is everything.

Every comic in New York goes, these two are the best. They're great comedians. The podcast is the fun you're gonna have out here. Definitely do it. So I tell them, hey man, my schedule is back, dude. And he goes, whenever you can do it, we'll make time for our go. I can only do that 8 p.m. on Monday night. I do two shows before that. I'll do yours at 8 p.m. on Monday night. I do two shows before that. I'll do yours at 8 p.m.

It's awesome. Yeah, but fun. And they go, we're in. So we haven't talked about great guy. I'm like, yeah, that's way down. Nice he is. You do their show, and you know, you do, we've done a million shows.

This is garbage. Are you garbage? So what they, Are you garbage? So this is the form of the show. The form of the show is, they go through your child and what you, the way you were raised,

and at the end they tell if you're garbage. We found out it was garbage three minutes in, but the way I was born. I was like, well, should we end it now? And they're laughing so hard. They're so funny, it's so different. I got in the taxi that night. Mm, I got in the taxi that night

because they remind me of us. If you remember when we were at Fox Sports and you could feel there was like what we had was special and we were coming up and we knew we were on to something big and everybody told you not to do it with me and you know this podcast, this podcast stuff is stupid and you know no way you're in Hollywood and doing these TV shows and we just ignored all of it and we kept doing it. And when I got in the car and I tears my eyes and they're right now they're like they're just like us on the cusp of blowing the fuck up and

there are two comics and they all they have is each other and one other guy and I text them, I said you guys are gonna be so big man and you guys have something so original and so special and I've been there and I suck at this, stop and smell the roses what you guys have something so original and so special. And I've been there and I suck at this, stop and smell the roses, what you guys are doing. And that to leave the next day because they're doing just like us. They're doing the podcast on the road at comedy works in Denver doing one show, just like us.

Yes. And I told him, I said, dude, I'm telling you, you guys are gonna be huge, you're gonna get through making all the money in the world. But what you're doing right now, the come up right now is everything. Try to embrace it. It's the magic, yeah.

It's the magic. And dude, you know how it is, when you meet people, they're just so genuine and like good people, man. And you want the best for them. And they show so original, so fun. Kevin and Foley, they're just such good people, man. It's so cool.

Yeah. And that episode just dropped today. And it's so fun, man. I told them, I said, this is the fun. It's time I've had, and I just such good people now. Yeah, in that episode, just dropped today and it's so fun, man, I told them I said, this is the funest time I've had, and I don't know how long, really? You do row game, I know, but I've done that before. And obviously that's a different kind of dance. What you guys do, nobody asks me questions.

It's always me promoting something where you and I bullshin around or mean theal roasting somebody, like for you to dive in my childhood and then if I'm garbage and bring you up memories, I've totally forgot about it. This is, I had so much fun man. It made my fucking trip.

That's so great. It's so great. Yeah, so fun. Yeah, that's that magic and it comes down to loyalty and it comes down to connection. And really what you're talking about is intimacy. That what happens when you go through shit with somebody over 10 years,

is that you develop a real bond of intimacy. Now some bands break up. Some bands can't take it because he go gets in the way. Yeah, we're not like Earle Smith where we don't talk to him. Now, we always fucking air it out. We fight, we talk, but we know the same. We'll be mad for a minute.

And after that. Well, we come back to the truth of the situation, right? We come back to, was I wrong here? Yeah. And was I, you know, you gotta do that, man. You gotta do that in life for better or for worse in your relationships, in your friendships, in business. And do the right thing.

And to defend Bobby, like, I've been on the end of your anger when you think something's going on. You, if you remember, like, remember there was some weird thing with the money. Oh boy. And you called me, like, I came after you, like, you were like, well, first of all, don't yell at me. Oh, holy shit.

Yeah, yeah, pretty good at it. Yeah, betrayal. Betrayal, betrayal is a tough one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's your trigger. And I was like, holy shit, but then, and then we hung up and I was like, holy, I tears him out of my way to have him. And then you called me back and then we were fine, you know?

Yeah, that's how it goes. Yeah, but again, hey, Brian, you gotta look into things. I've had a couple of moments in my life. I was like, me? I've had moments in my life where I was just like, I was, you know, you'd, we all do this, right? You do, you'd, it's like one time I did this joke,

but it was true with my ex. We got in a fight and I literally looked at her and I go, I have children with her and I go, I want my playing to crash. I hope my playing for real, I hope. And I set a prayer, I go, I want children with her and I go, I want my plan to crash. I hope my plan for real, I hope. And I said a prayer, I go, I want it so you can be sad. I was that angry. I want to die.

I've been there. Like that's an outrageous thing to say. What the fuck are you doing? But in the heat of the moment, I'm just the fucking, yeah, I get upset. Passionate guy. Yeah, yeah. But not an excuse.

Not an excuse. Yeah, but grow the fuck up. You know, you're trying, man. I always try. Yeah, but throw the fuck up. You know, you're trying, man. I mean, we both try. Yeah, we both try. Yeah. Now, did you see, let's get into a little bit of stuff. Did you see Mr. Canelo lose that boxing match?

Yeah, I watched it last night at midnight. Wow. So show path. Oh, man, me too. I watched it after my show on Saturday. Yeah, I mean, you know, for him, it's tough. It was funny because Jake polished somebody, it was like, oh, you're fighting a guy with 3000 followers.

And canelo was like, oh, but this isn't about social media and TikTok. Come on, Jake. This guy's a monster. Yeah, if all is a monster. I didn't know that monster. He's, is he Russian? I for, yeah. But what a great super middle.

He fights like Canelo. But also he's a natural super middleweight. He's bigger, much bigger. So Canelo's done all he can at those lower weights and now he's moving up. And you're gonna run in some fucking monsters, dude. And that was a monster. You know, like, yeah, you don't,

you guys don't know his name and I have a tough time pronouncing it, nothing new there, but it's like, before, before, before, before, look at him. But he's big, you know, he's these toys like, but it's like. Bevul, bevul, bevul. Look at him. He's big, you know, he's these toys. He's such a sking boxer.

He fights like, he fights just like Canelo, it seems. But Canelo, how great is Canelo? So enough take nothing away from that incredible guy, but I mean, you're dealing with, a guy who could stand on the pocket with you, right? Yeah, and if you watch the, if you just look at the score cards, like, oh, Canelo, you know, barely lost that one, score cards like oh canelo, you know barely lost that one

You watch it like holy shit. He was not in this fight. Well that guy is I mean he is looking at much bigger They're gonna do a rematch and you know, he's a big super super no way big dude. That's it. Yeah, what is that one? You fight at 168 17. Yeah, yeah But you had realized like canelo's done all he can't so he keeps going up you eventually a run to a guy where yeah Not only does he have the size over, he has the same technique. Yeah, 168. Yeah, so he just means he sucks down to that.

175. And Kennell thought he wants to go to, you know, light heavy weight, you know, and all this shit, it's the cruiser weight. It's like five. Why do you think, Jake Paul, who I respect, because I think he's got balls and I think he's really working hard at boxing, but he did tell Eddie her and then I'll take any buddy on your. He's right. He's in.

Eddie goes, Oh, cool. I've got his one and oh. Yeah. We fight him. He's a Olympic gold medal. That's right. Jake's like, I'll fight him. Yeah. Jake was just good at getting things going. Yeah, but he knows he's a showman, but he's also in there with good guys. So he knows. Yeah, it's a good news. He's a showman, but he's also in there with good guys. So he knows Yeah, he knows where he is. His next fight is probably gonna be Tommy Fury And I think it's in August, Jones. I'm right. Yeah, August 13th. I'm watching. He's gonna knock out time of fury Yeah, he's fucking strong and he's got a work ethic, but like I like any herds head You know, it's like dude come on. Yeah, look. You're still new to the game. He's funny. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's like you fight it I kind of guys want least funny. Yeah, yeah, he's like you fight it. I got a guy's one-on-oh Savage yeah, yeah

Did you what you think of the Rose Nama Junus fight? That was a case of Rose just having a mental block You know with Carla, you know, I think Rose is the best on the planet if her mind is the best on the planet if your mind's set on it. Time for Tony to retire. I don't think so, because I, I don't know, that's the, the popular thing to say, like, oh, you know, it looks great. It looks great. It looks phenomenal and yet caught with a upkick

that you didn't expect. Yeah. I don't think Chandler's ever thrown that in his life. Chandler goes, we don't train that. Such a freak out. He was just so happy. He was, the middle was open. I threw it, got this knockout, you know,

and then he called out Connor, which a lot of people want to see, but here's the thing with Connor. For this knockout, you know, and then he called out Connor, which a lot of people wanna see, but here's the thing with Connor, for my source, what I know, he's not fighting this year. He's not. Again, there's nobody that loves Connor more than me, but he ain't fighting this year.

That ship sailed right now. Why? He's too big, the rehab, earliest would be November, if there's something to get him out of, you know, what you're gonna do. He is, but I don't think he has any intentions in fighting even Dana's kind of alluded to that.

Yeah. So the fight in a way, so why not Chandler Nate Diaz? At 70. Chandler says he wants to fight at 70, if I count at 70. Chandler Diaz Diaz's healthy rate of go, wants to get one more fight.

They now it's maybe, they might do Nate Diaz and Hamzat, which I don't like. You know, it's a terrible fight from him. Terrible fight. But Chandler and Diaz makes a lot of sense, and then if Chandler were to beat him, which he'd probably be favored,

Chandler would beat him, then Chandler could fight Connor when he comes back. What's going on with Hamzat? Are they keeping him, or are they like, listen, you can go over there, we just need to have a little side show over here for a while. I mean, that's not respectful to those guys, but I don't think anybody really,

I'm sure Komsai is chomping the bit fight any of them. Not Komsai, I was thinking about Makachev. Oh, Makachev, that's the 55er. So, yeah, so you're talking about, is Makachev? Yes, islam, you're talking about what's next for Komsai Laveira? Yeah.

Because he'd be Gachy, right, for now. For now, we're gonna fight, miss weight, so there's no champion at lightweight. And so tell me, I tell many tell me that Gatiel's not a big fan of Jiu-Jitsu in terms of practicing it a lot. And he gets on the ground and the ground on the ground like that. He was also rocked and then, you know,

the guy got his back. So there's that in Charles, one of the best, statistically the best finisher in the game. Oh my God. Especially when he's the most submission wins. Yeah. He's like a spider. He's monster. I think for a child of Levera, you know, Makachev, the only

knock on him, he could give him a title shot. I'm okay with it. But the knock on Makachev, he isn't beating anybody in the top 10. Yeah. Remember, he's supposed to fight, uh, dear Yush, but then Darius got hurt to the game Bobby Green, that's still not a top 10 win. So I would would like and he scheduled to fight Darius, which if he wins that thing, you should get a title shot. But was to say to Chin on the show, when Chin was winning that cardigan,

which I very much enjoy, he would, Chin likes very handsome. As I'm a huge fan of that cardigan. Thanks. And Chin and that thick boy album, that thick boy album, I don't know if Browse shared it with you just on Spotify alone, it's almost that half a million down

Oh shit. Yeah, I'm gonna be there for the The May 7th September Tuesday at the Tribodore. I'm excited May 19th my special everybody still take us let the brand in problem Shouldn't two shows very special guest coming in to help out, but yes May 19th May 17th is you may 19th is you and there May 19th. May 17th is you. May 19th is you. And then May 19th is me. But back to the, if you wanna fish on a fight thing, if you wanna be on the police, please.

But with the fight thing, the one caveat there, I don't think people are thinking of, so Mark Chev, I think he's gonna have to get a win over top five guy in Darius, which they're scheduled to do. I think they leave that or they pull Mark Chev and give him the title shot. But something nobody's thinking about is,

I like Alex Vokanovsky. If he were to beat Max Holloway in the trilogy, he'd talked about on Fuzhara Dary. He's a very wanted think wearer now. How 55, he can definitely do it. All he does is train 55ers. All he does is train 55ers. And I think the fiveers enough.

So he was saying, I want to go 55. I think that'd be a fun fight Charles Oliveria Vokunowski at 55 very interesting. That'd be fun somehow There's a lot that has to happen for you know, I know it's yeah crazy to talk about it But I could see them doing that Mach-chev do you she's gonna have I think they're gonna have to settle that You know find out what Mach-chev's really made of. But to not give him, you know, for Machchev to just skip through that murder's row and jump straight into title shot.

Yeah, a little dicey. Yeah. Now, odd wise, I would assume he's the favorite over Charles. I think he's the favorite because we're thinking about Kabib. Right? We're thinking about Kabib. And if I'm Oliveira or I'm that, I'm gonna try to figure out, I'm gonna try to figure out,

I'm gonna try to figure out, and you tell me if this is a reasonable thing. In my camp, I'm gonna try to figure out how to solve that Russian problem. I'm gonna try to figure out. Some missions. Yeah. Trusolovair is very tricky on the ground with submissions.

Yeah, but when they control your hips and they pin on. Oh, no, I'm not there. They bring your knees together and they wrap you up. It's almost anti-jizz. It would just shut it all down. Yeah, I'm not gonna, I don't even think they can do guard.

I think it's like I'm gonna have a top guard. I'm gonna rain elbows on. Like guard, yeah. Dagestanians or Chechens or guard. No, we're gonna get back back. That's for women. Yeah. They just, you know, they're,

they control your breasts and hips and, oh, yeah, it's a nightmare. It's a nightmare. But I do think Charles Levera Muckchew, I don't know where I'm at as far as putting money on it, but stand up wise Charles is much better striker Much better. So he can do some damage there and then he's no slouch on the ground. So And the Utah guy who did doubt Charles Levera for a while. I don't anymore. No after that gauge If I say quit hit there's no quit twice and come back up and

Also slow starter. Yeah, no throw all that out the window. Yeah, and what's the guy got to do before you you know Co-signing mommy. I'm all in getting better. I can't see well, you know, see no yet. She's triple So so it's get gauge can see well either. Yeah the bat poor. I say yeah killer so yeah Gage can't see well either. Well, the bad poor I say. Yeah. Keller. So, yeah. Good fight, so. Yeah. And I missed dude, I missed you guys.

I missed two fire in the kids. Miss Chappelle send off, unfortunately. I missed King singing the wing. And then I missed fight companion Saturday. Mithrion and Mithrion Rashad have to do it. Joe Schillington, Joe Schillington, that's right. That's a good crew. Yeah. Ram page supposed to be the two, but he got sick.

Really? I don't think COVID, but he got sick. Yeah, my entire house is sick right now. Is that right? I got, I was sick before I left and I got better and I think they got it for me and then they got it worse, you know? I caught a little sum sum.

Then you got to perform. The idea has showed up. Oh, did he finally show up? He showed up. He showed up Thursday. Just Thursday. He wanted to show up Friday. He wanted to show up Saturday.

We fucking stress factory. What shows? Here's a lectic. Yeah, good feeling, man. It feels incredible. And it's great. An old school club where you feel that energy, dude. Nothing better.

Oh my God. You should have discussed with everybody. I hadn't been there since 2011. I would. Vinnie Brand, who's my boy, Vinnie Brand who owns that place, got think. Nothing better. Oh my God. You should have discussed her there, B. I hadn't been there since 2011. I would. Vinny Brand, who's my boy, Vinny Brand who owns that place, got up on Friday night, I think, or Saturday night in my first show, and did almost 20 minutes, 25 minutes, hilarious.

Yeah. Vinny Brand, as a club owner, is, like I was like, this guy's crushing a room. He's crushing it. He's unbelievable. I talked to Joey. I talked to Joey because he got too caught up with stuff. Yeah, I talked to him because he was like caught up with stuff. Yeah, I talked to him because he was like,

you're in New York, I was like, hey, can you call me? Are you figuring your bids? I don't know. He's like, let's do a pod together, to promote the special. And I was like, all right, and this was on Wednesday. And I was like, I leave tomorrow morning,

he's like, oh, I have to look at my schedule. And then we just couldn't leave him. Yeah, he got caught up, but he was supposed to come and do the whole weekend, but he just got caught up. Yeah, I don't know. But I love him and he's some pictures and stuff. Yeah, would you enjoy? I got a video. I missed him. I put it on my Instagram. I haven't really talked to you since I was out in Austin either with Rogan It's been a while Bob. We were going through some stuff and God were we ever going through stuff? So there's Ray Longo Ray Longo came to my show. I love

Where are we ever going to stuff? So, you know, there's Ray Longo. Ray Longo came to my show. I love Ray Longo. Ray Longo. By the way, 64 years old. That, he doesn't die his hair. And his eyes couldn't be bluer. And let me tell you something else about Ray Longo.

I had my hand on his back. That motherfucker is a solid as he get. Never stops working out. He's just a stud. What a great guy. Great guy. And I look, we basically look the same age there. And he's, and I'm, and how old is he?

He's nine years older than me. I do, I went to a Broadway show by myself. Yeah, come on, baby. Dude, I went to Miss, uh, Mr. Sire and I, Billy Crystal, Billy Crystal, 72. How good was he? Bro. Yeah. You forget all, like, he's won all these Emmys and all the shit and he's won the Tony Awards.

Hall of Famer. And it's about like a stand-up comedian making it blown up and then it flashes back from when he was first coming up and then to the 90s where he's like kind of irrelevant and his family, he wrote it. It was so good, dude. Damn.

What a text I got, I went inspirational man. At 72 or whatever. Wow. How was it getting crystal? When you see, when you see someone, this is a guy who came up when you were of his generation, you studied everything from dance to voice to everything. So many four years old ladies and gentlemen, I auditioned for him. I did an, I auditioned. I did a, he had a show that was an improv show. And I came in I audition I did it there. He had a show that was an improv show and I came in an audition Then might one of my claims to fame was that he laughed and said that was really good Hell yeah, it's like the fame. Wooo Billy Chris loves it

Oh man, he was I did I get the part. I sure didn't was he being nice? Maybe but I'll I believe him so fuck off And you for you he was on the seven-night live right he's on the cast tonight live like I was just watching the Oscars. Excuse me eight times and and and crush crush. Not also the voice of Mike one-alf game. Yeah he's never stopped performing he's a highly school performer the standards back then the standards when you were a performer the the the when you were a performer, especially if you were a Jewish performer, you started in the Catskills, you did the Borsch Belt. So you started as, first of all, you were performing for your family and in New York Jewish families, your kid was allowed to get up there and just make everybody laugh.

Rob Rider talks about an important story. It was just part of the culture. You let the kids shine. Yeah. Let the kid, look kid, you could be in pictures one day. You could be amazing. Remember Hollywood stand up in improv were made were really created by the Jews. Yeah. They were Jewish immigrants. They were Jewish. They were Jewish. They came from Eastern, they came from Eastern Europe, yeah. Hollywood, all the great actors, writers, writers, agents, producers, studio heads, and visionaries were all Jewish. Nobody ever talks about this, but they were.

And the great comics, the improv itself, and there's a book called Improv Nation about this. Second city, that created everything, stand up comedy. It was, that was a Jewish expression and it came from the Catskulls, came from the Borsh belt, came from that whole thing. Yeah, I went down a deep dive of a Billy Christon, I was thinking about it. And he came up from that. I like all that old school Hollywood stuff and so I did a super deep dive and I was thinking

back then like, you know, he had his own show on Saturday night. That's where, because that character was a character that he played a show on, I think it was ABC or NBC. Called Mr. Saturday night. Mr. Saturday night. And so that's how this play came about. And when you watch it, I was thinking back then, think how hard it was to get your own show back then.

How many slots were there? There were four channels, dude. There were four channels. And then I thought about this. Forget her bad. Think about back then, how talented you have to be to separate yourself from the pack. If you did running Carson for five minutes

and you killed it in major career and there were stories about, and I think it might've been Seinfeld or someone who went to do Carson 13 times. Steve Martin. Is that who was Steve? I came in and he go, we can't eat not today. It's no Steve Martin said.

He was on there like seven or eight times. His book, Born Standing Up, he was on there seven or eight times. And he thought he'd like blow up. Nothing happened, he was like, what the hell do? Yeah, but tell me what happened. And then I actually come to do it and they wouldn't even get on. Yeah, for sure. So if you're 13 times like, we the hell do you? Yeah, but tell me what the hell is. And then I'm actually come to do it and they wouldn't even get on.

Yeah, for sure. So if you're 13 times like, we don't have, we can't get you on this time, come back. 13 times like that. Steve Martin talked about it, how he was on it so many times, and eventually he was on there and it just popped. And you know, obviously it's Steve Martin.

I was telling Rogan, again, we haven't fucking talked to mean Rogan to chose together, and I did his pop the next day, yeah. Oh, that's great. We did the Vulcan together. Put my braces in. Hell yeah, put those day, yeah. We did the Vulcan together. I put my braces in. Hell yeah, put those bad boys in. Oh guys, 50 more days.

Oh, hey B, when we leave here, will you connect me to your dentist? Yep. I say I'm gonna wait to have to my special and all the promotion at my teeth fix. I got you. Last night, my son, I got, you know, so I was gone for a week long,

so I've been away from them. Yeah. So I came with surprises and they love Nutella chocolate. Yep. And he was like, daddy try it and I try it. It hurt so bad. Okay. from them, so I came with surprises, and they love Nutella, chocolate, and he was like, daddy try it, and I try it. It hurts so bad. I was like, oh, I have to get my face. Well, we gotta fix your teeth.

I have to get my teeth. Yes, I have to. And we're gonna, and we're gonna, please kid, I can get my, and I'm gonna, and I'm gonna, I have to get done. I'm gonna probably be in these, and a lot of things are gonna go on.

You have your face gonna be all numb, and I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna suck it on the face. I'm gonna pick on it. You're a bully. You want the right. I'm gonna bully you. I'm gonna embrace it. You're bullying me. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna suck it on the face. I'm gonna pick on you. You're a bully. I'm gonna, you want the right. I'm gonna bully you.

I'm gonna brace it. You're bullying me. I'm gonna bully you. Seriously, connect me to dense. I have to get that down. I have to get that down. What's the nails? The best.

It's hit a point where I have to, I have to address my teeth. I'm going there Wednesday. I will, I will hook you up. Yeah, just shoot me as numbers while I can schedule a appointment. Yeah, I need to do that day. You'll fucking go. It's gonna take a lot of a lot of courage and a lot of anxiety It's the worst. It's the worst. But if you have to go to the dentist, you're gonna him

But he has to realize like I'm never coming back I you what you have to get done you have to get done that day because for me just to get in there. I'll be scared Do what you gotta do. Can I see here? you got to do. Can I see the cavity? No, they're small, but they're very sensitive. Go like that for me. Yeah, we got some issues. It bites all off. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's all of the tasks. No, at least to my wish right now. I know. I got to fix these teeth. Yeah. Half the fix the teeth. Well, fix it. Got to fix the chompers.

It's only 50 grams. It's not a big deal. Yeah. That's the way it is. It's gone to the point I have to fix it. You have to fix it. You know it's bad when I'm not fixing my fucking teeth. Yeah, it's good stuff.

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all day yesterday. Tony, it's quality stuff, man. For my body time, it's fantastic. 15% off your first order by going to cuts clothing dot com slash fighter that's C U T S clothing dot com slash fighter. How's your health otherwise? You look a little skinny. You know, stressed? Well, stressed. You don't need. No, to be honest, I was so busy in New York, I eat the same meal every night. This guy does hate people hating me. Yeah, yeah, it works. No, it in New York, I ate the same meal every night. This guy is hate, people hate me. That's what I do.

Yeah, it works. Yeah. No, it's, I eat the same meal every night in New York, is right by my hotel, off a, was 11 Howard. This, the Tiger Restaurant. Wow, so nice, every night. We're down there, that's a good thing.

Every night, all the best. I would just walk around. The Tiger. Well, your son's name is Tiger, so. That's Tiger. That one's CYG-ER. It is the tiger. The tiger.

Yes, so good. You know what, Rogan? That's all me and Tony. He's Asian. He goes, Shob's whiskey is fucking good. Yeah. You know what, I'm gonna name my special.

You know, he told me what? Yeah, I have my name for my special. I told you what, I think. I'm calling my name my special Joe Rogan Can you imagine about called it Brian Calan Joe Rogan? Well, that's a row row Joe Brian Calan J.R.E. Dude I so badly I actually text Roman that I go I'm gonna call my special Joe Rogan He goes college

and he goes maybe just call it Joe. It's a little more subtle jokes fun. What's funny is uh, you know, I just call my special Joe Rogan. I think it's the funniest thing of all time. You know, it's what you guys think. Yeah, let's know. Um, what's funny is because when we were in the the green room, uh, David Lucas came with three bottles of tiger thick because they selled out there. So good. So he comes in the green he green and Rogan is whole crew there. I told Rogan, I said, we don't seem as much anymore. I told him I said,

it's like hanging out with a politician. There's security everywhere. It's just, he's a different level. God bless us. So famous. And but- He's so famous that when he calls me, I get a little excited.

Get nervous. No, I feel like I'm kind of, I'm famous. Like I'll get, I'll be, I get, I was with my friend and he called and I looked at my friend. I go, excuse me, I have to take this. And I and I ran out of the room. So that he wouldn't hear me talk. I know Joe was going to say anything.

I was like, I have to protect his privacy. Hello, dude, but the bottle is in the green room. And so was I can we open this? My yeah, that's why tear man. Enjoy it. And wrong. This is yours. I that's mine.

And he's like, I tried in a zel. You know, Joe, if you don't like it, like,ogen, this is yours, I guess that's mine. And he's like, all right, try it in a zel. You know Joe, if he don't like it, like, well, I'm gonna have to burn all the bottles. I have him, you don't enjoy it. I'm hammer it for. Yeah, hammer it for. So he's like, oh, this is actually good. He is, oh thank God.

He was like, I don't know. I don't know. You never know. People said, I mean, we'll see some are awful. Is this actually good? I mean, it's good. It took y'all and tell them all about it. The next day I bring a bottle, you know,

me and Jonathan, it's each other for out. So you wanna drink it? So let's have some drinks. So we're drinking. I look 45 minutes an hour into the pod. We've drank the whole thing between the two of us. And I didn't eat that day. That's hilarious.

We're having a great conversation, you know, three hours in change. You just podcast, right? Yeah, to promote the special. So we're going back and forth with everything. Dude, I jump in the car, I'm like, oh my, I'm sweating, my flight's in two hours, I'm like, oh, this is not good.

The driver's going, pull over. Because you know when you try not to, I go, I'm going to pull over. He's like, and he's like, he'll throw off. Oh, dude, I went, pull over right now. Get, what? Jump back in. Daddy was good.

Jumped on a flight. I did two fun podcasts. I did Bradley Martin's podcast. That's my boy. That comes out tomorrow. Oh nice. I had a great time with him. That's an intelligent motherfucker who asks real questions. Barely very smart.

His success at 32 or 33 is not an accident. Yeah, he's maybe 34. Strongest man in the world. Very strong. We had such a blast. And then I did a podcast. Went to his house. I went to his house.

And then I did a podcast called Poopsie. And it's marketed as the shittiest podcast in the world. And it's the newest member of Jackass. He's a great fucking guy. They call him Poopsie. Why? Shoulds all of them? He was on Jackass.

He was willing to do. He fucking, this is a dude. He talks about on the podcast, on the Poopsie podcast, and looking up at him is Poopsie. He talks about how he got bitten the hand by a shark, and it almost fucked up a surfing, he serves big waves. A bit, thank you. We jump the water.

Big enough to fucking cause major nerve damage. He goes, when I jerk off, it's like the stranger, I can't feel my hand. Well, that's cool. Yeah. Whoopsy Poopsie. All right, Poopsie. It's the shittiest cool. Yeah. Whoopsie poop. All right, poopsy. It's the shittiest podcast maybe.

Maybe it's called the shittiest podcast. I hope that's his marketing because if not, that's really neat. So fucking funny. No, that's what he has a whole thing about. The worst podcast. No. I'll find it.

Is it on your stride? I'll find it. Did you post on your stride? No, not yet, because it hasn't hit yet. Okay, let me know. I'll text him, find out. Anyway, so fucking, he was so fucking funny, though. What was he talking about?

Oh, so he, they kind of, yeah, so as a young guy, he went as a young now or no? No, he's 35 now. Really young? Yeah, but he was surfing like big waves, and he was 16, right, and he got to know all the guys. He goes out of mile, he goes out of mile into the ocean on a buoy where seals are, and he ties macro,

a bunch of macro to his fucking belt. Is this for Jackass? Nope, this was when he was young and just decided, fuck it, I'm gonna be shark bait. So you're a mile out with seals. Now I don't know if you know much about oceanography or sharkology, but- Which seals are sharks are.

That's right. And usually big sharks. Am I wrong? Tigers and old- Big enough to take out seals. El Blanco, as I call them, El Blanco. Mr. Great White. He's out there with macro on his fucking thing,

trying to entice the seals to eat the mac. Does he have cameras on it with people? Sure did. And then he jumps on the buoy and the seals are like, they're like, woo, get away. They run away from him. Seals will fuck you up. Male seals if they think you're around the people.

Oh, gnarly. Gnarly. They're teeth are nuts. They'll dog bite you and that's a C dog, but way bigger and they will fuck you up. C-Wolf. Didn't Kelly Slater tell you and that's a sea dog, but way bigger and they will fuck you off. Didn't Kelly Slater tell you that he had a friend who got fucked up by a seal?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that'd be a seal. Oh, the seals are no. Now that's a leopard seal, but seals are fucked up. Seals are no punks. Yeah, no, you don't want to fuck them. We think they're a little bitches because great whites are fucking them up left and right.

No, they are no. No, they'll bite great whites too. That's why great whites come up, bite them and let them go no. They they'll bite great white. It's too. That's why big great white's come up bite him and let him go And but they actually go come underneath, too. Yes, because great whites have all kinds of scars in their body And a lot of times it's from seal scratching a bite. So he had bit by seals and the sharks. No, nobody bit him He was out there with a with a macro belt and apparently the seals kind of ran off But he's one of those guys that's crazy shit. We had a fucking Storzingo difference. Well, we had a fun podcast in it.

It was called, I'm gonna find out what it is, just so people know, but come on. Kat, how do you feel about your last day? It feels sad. I feel like I'm graduating. It takes me, it takes me yesterday or last week. I think I was in New York. I was on my way to New York.

Yeah. I don't know. I knew it was coming. You know, you've grown up. You're doing your own thing. You move far away. Yeah, I move. To make sense. You're doing your own thing, you move far away. Yeah, I move. To make sense, you have full sleep tattoo.

Right, it looks dope too. It looks like I'm in the Euclusean L. I mean, I look very different from what I first started. Yeah, yep, yep. We're gonna miss you. We really are cats. And you're awesome and we appreciate everything. Oh man, you are the best cat.

You really were a huge part of the show. And, you know, it's always a bummer. It's everything changes. Everything moves. And you have to change. You got to learn, unlearn, relearn. You got to just adapt. You got to keep moving.

That's all I've said. I'll still be in the studio. I'm still doing cats after dark. So you'll still be here maybe once a week. We'll still see some of you. I'll see you. I'll see you. Yeah, but think how far you've come, Kat.

Since when you met you right out of USC, you're living in San Jose or whatever, San Jose. Yeah, I think I had when I first applied for this job, I was still in San Jose and I came back for this job because my mom wanted me to move back home since I graduated, had no job prospects with a theater, fucking degree. So.

Yeah, theater degree. Yeah. We had a theater degree. Yeah, let's see a theater major. Why did I know that? I feel like I did know that. I mean, she's definitely set that multiple times. No, Brian. We all know this about. I think I just assumed everybody'd be an actor in LA,

but I didn't realize that because both of you are creatives then. Yeah. Chin. Yeah. It's gonna be a rock star. I might sell your merch, mate. It's only a matter of time for Chin leaves us, because he's booking so many gigs.

It's literally just gonna be good though. It's literally gonna be just you, me, and Mark. I say that every time we try to figure out how to do audio and shit. But that's how it should be. I say that to everybody who's like my feature, like Kevin Mac right now is crushing it. Fucking so proud of him.

But I'm like, it's a matter of time before the idea is to use me as a stepping stone, step on me. I don't want, and use me to become a headliner. I just, at whole point, me and Shepel just had this conversation, Saturday night, Shepel takes me, Shepel A.C. He just, you know, he decided he wants to move on and he doesn't want to be just a show,

associate as the third guy and fire the kid and focus on his podcast, Shepel's World, which is on ThickBoy. And he's headlining his own dates now. And he texts me on Saturday, goes, "'Cause he was gonna come with me. I'm in Philadelphia next week at the Helium next Thursday, Friday, Saturday, I'm in Philly. And he's gonna come with me to Portland in June.

Great. Which is great. I love Chicago. Cool man. You're in, just tell Jay, he'll book your flights. He's taking on Saturday, he goes, Hey man,

headline this new club in San Diego. And I just feel like featuring for you is a step back. I have so much fun headlining. Good. I hate to tell you, man, and I go, whoa, I stopped. Well, this is the only reason I brought you on the road.

This is exactly how this should go. I said, I am so proud of you. This is not a negative thing in any facet. Yeah, I hope you become the next fucking Kevin Hart. Will you, will you doing all these things for Shepel because you were making a lot of money out of it? Will you doing this because you were getting a lot out of it or you, did you see somebody who was worth your effort

who's a very special intelligent person and did you do everything in your power for free to help this person? Of course, yeah. Why? What do you ask? Because I'm just trying to reiterate the kinds of things you do for people.

For all the people that you can't stand you. They should at least know that. Yeah. I would always say this. So people can't win over. I would always say this. I always listen to some of the hate when it comes my way.

I don't read much. But because I probably agree with a lot of you, because whenever you have to say, I'm much worse on myself, but I do think it's important to kind of acknowledge that if you're hating on comics, people who sit around and try to make people laugh, there might be other people to hate.

There might be other people. It's a real bad people to believe. It might be. I mean, at the end of the day, it's like, well, I get, I might be a fucking dick and I make my mistakes, but there are other people in the world besides people who do it. I try to do a sit-around thing about ways to make people laugh. I'm not good at anything else.

I'm not good at that. Well, I told you when that team was like, you know, these guys are making videos and edits and stuff, I went, is it possible I could offer them a job? Can I convert them? He's like very good. They're beyond that. That's a lot of work. I'm not even that.

I was always glassed half full. You know what I was like, we need editors and shit on thick. What do you think I can- Some of them are good. Some of them are good. And funny. Just tell the guy, like, just stop and we're good, man.

And also, does he know how to edit and stuff? Cause I'll hire him. Not a bad idea. No I mean, that's why I'm editing. I get it man. You're that good. You're not editing, do all the shit. All you guys, if you're that good at it, you know you can get paid. It's work over here.

You know you could actually have a career man. I could use that man. I could use some app. Yeah, we all commented like if you would just stop with an activity and build folks on your own channel and forget to edit and produce and stuff. And I'm looking for a really good videographer for, I'm going to be on the Roan DC. Tomorrow I'll be in DC. I mean, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, I'll be at the DC comedy loft.

Oh nice. And I need a good videographer. So if anybody out there is a really good videographer and editor, please hit me up. I had to do that in Charlotte because I wrote this bit on the plane about Mugsie Bugs just for Charlotte. And then I was like, just something at the top, you have a new hour,

something at the top, be fun. And it hit the hardest on Thursday and Friday. So I was like, oh, I need to do something with this because I'm never gonna use it again. So we hit up this videographer that I reached out, like, hey, I need a video out for you. And this guy, DM was like, hey, I need a video offer and this guy, DM was, like, hey, I shot you last time you're here

in whatever, five years ago. I'm like, oh, I like that guy. So he came and it was his birthday. He was like, there's no other way I wanna spend my birthday, man, his name's Sam Vargas. And he shot the bit, we're gonna put it up, it's just for Charlotte, but I was like, thank God, we had a good video guy.

Those guys are priceless. It's like homeless pimp. You know, I did a post about it, but. I love Harry Shodd to stuff in us. I love Harry Shodd to stuff in us. Yeah, he's behind the content of some of your favorite comedians. Doesn't talk about his behind the scenes.

He even knows he can post that picture. I was like, can you send me a picture? Cause he just like to be like, here I go, can you send me a picture of yourself, my wife was wondering what you look like. He sent it and I post it. I was like, I know you hate when I post, but here man, I love you.

That's pretty cool. He's the best. Yeah, it's pretty cool. You know, you make your name sometimes doing what you love, like, and just keep doing it, right? And then somebody finds you. Like you just, if you just keep being undeniable and be as good as you possibly can,

something will happen. He looks awesome. He's wearing a fucking green velour. He always dressed as crazy. Outfit, what a fantastic guy. And for sure, in comedy, like, he's the voice for New York comedy, like at the seller, everything. So, you better do right by Pim.

And you don't realize how influential he is. Like, when we were walking the streets of New York, he was getting stopped just as much as I was. I love that. Like, people know, almost Pim. I love that. Like people know, almost, Pam. I love that. I was like, I damn, Pam. Yeah.

You're focused, dude. Cream rises to the top. Oh, he's a monster. So talented. I think that's what's interesting about any time you're trying to be good at something, no matter what it is. You're going to have one fire after another to put out. I feel like life is that.

And I think that the antidote to, you know, and this isn't even my idea, but I do think if you can just align yourself with the highest good, you can imagine for yourself. Align yourself with it and then just keep at it and you're going to fuck up. And when you fuck up and when you make these mistakes and when, you know, own up to it, tell the truth, take your fucking licks, but just keep moving forward. I agree with you. I agree with you.

I also think I truly believe, so I'm not a super religious person, but I think good things happen to good people. So as long as you tell the truth, it's not just keep. If you're a good person and you always go back to your truth, and if you're trying to make the world better, there's something to that.

Good things happening, good people. Good will always win, brother. Well, my girl said to me, she said, when you speak about Bob, you know, just be careful. I said, I'm not gonna be careful, I'm gonna tell the truth. I don't have to do anything, but face up to what I did take responsibility for it and tell the truth as I see it and

how what I was doing. So as long as you have that, it doesn't matter. It doesn't, because if you try to deviate from that, it would fuck with me. It's not going to get, I don't want that thing. You know when you're lying about something, you know when you lie in your life about anything, a relationship you're in, whatever you know when you're lying about something, you know when you lie in your life about anything, a relationship you're in, whatever it is, it fucks with you, right? It makes you weaker. It can't serve eventually, you know?

It makes it weaker, and you have to go through that stuff to understand that. I agree. And so there's something that you get, there's something really strong, I don't know, feels, yeah, it feels good because it's the right thing to do. But it feels good because the right thing to do. Yeah. It's the right thing to do.

You always know, somebody said that to me, it was much worse than me, I remember. He said, you always know the answer. You always know what's right. You know what you're supposed to do. Yeah, you know deep down. The rest is denial and noise. But you know what you're supposed to do.

Well, like, I was down, running this. And we're talking about helping people, and it's insane. I learned from him, because a lot of people, Rogan helps a ton of people, and he didn talking about helping people. I was saying, I learned from him because a lot of people, Rogan helps a ton of people, and he hadn't talked about it. And I said, so when I got on a comedy, you were like, that's what I was like, oh, this is how this works.

And then because I've been so privileged and I've had so many opportunities, I feel a great responsibility to give back. Like you have to do on Rogan goes, well, you do it because it makes you feel good. Yeah, but then I try and go, sure it makes you feel good, but that's, it's more than that.

It's what you should do. Well, she'll tell us that. She'll tell us that we got him out of his anger and the loss of his brother. And all those things was that he got $75,000 and he gave it all away. And it was, and you know, this is a, a truism as far as I can tell.

If you are depressed and if you are hopeless and if you feel lost, you can start by helping other people. You can start by trying to make your corner of the world better by giving. So, I mean, she spells one of the best people you ever meet. I mean, so I think that's salt of the world better by giving. So I mean, she pells one of the best people you ever meet. Yeah. I mean, so I think that's salt of the year. Yeah. It's important. It's important to keep that in mind. And now the mission is to blow up David Lucas and Dearest Bennett. At Dearest Bennett with me this weekend, he has his short on Netflix and anybody

around town that's, you know, Dearest is from Detroit. Anybody around town that's you know Dears is from Detroit anybody around town that knows comedy he is a monster monster all over is is that him yeah okay thank goodness so this is I saw him outside a bar smoke at a cigar that's him haha all right well great guy yeah I think so buddy what do do you got, Chin? All right, here we go So will I am has a one of a kind Mercedes AMG collab where he's calling it the flip and it's made specifically Based off of what he wants in the car It is a four door coupe. I just want to get your react. There's only one of one It's one of what so so much made by Mercedes. Yes, made by Mercedes.

How much money do you will I am having? I believe it was actually created through the shop west coast, Customs, Over and Burbank. That was the same shop as the pit, my rights. I want to get into music. So then it's here. He's a huge producer.

Well, he was black guy. Is it black IP? Oh, yeah. He's a huge producer. He's a huge producer. So it's one of one, but the worth is tough because it's not an authentic Mercedes car. So those custom cars can be a little dicey,

but still so sick. So sick. So what is it? It's his custom car. It's a Ford or a coupe with the Suicide doors. That thing's filthy. He was just on American Idol. He was the, you know, the mentor for American Idol.

Yeah, he does a lot of singing shows like that now. Yeah, people like that are so smart. And he was great. And his notes were so good. Yeah, they're so smart. He was like, you're singing this, because there's this big kid on there, he's Italian. And he was singing a Justin Bieber song lonely.

And so they sing it for Will I Am, and then he gives them notes. So the kid singing, he's, you know, he got song lonely. And so they sing it for Will I Am and then he gives them notes. So the kid singing, he's, you know, he got voted off last night, but he's a phenomenal singer. And then Will I Am just goes, hold on, hold on. Think about what you're saying. And then think how you grew up, because he grew up with like really poor eyesight

and you know, chubby, so he got bullied a lot. He's like, say that like you're actually lonely because I can feel it, you are. He's like, say, don't sing it. How would you say that? And he says, then he goes, now sing it. He does it and the kid was like, that note was nuts. He's like, man, that's-

He's like, it made the song. That's a, that's, again, a guy like, somebody like that, will I am, who's been successful that long. I promise you, he's smart as far. Oh, dude. I promise you, you play him in a board game. He'll be like I my experience with people like that are always like when you meet something like that and you hang

with them a little bit you're like oh fuck yeah I got it. Oh you have original thoughts. All I do is copy other people. Let us get you in. All right here we go. So Chris Paul lost his shit during a game because he found out that his mother and his wife along with his kids were sitting, I guess, court side. And there were a lot of fans from the opposing team they were playing just like bothering them. And it got to the point where somebody laid hands on his mother and pushed his wife in front of the children. Jesus. And so he loses his shit and goes on a Twitter, like, not a spiral, but he starts tweeting out just like it's bullshit that we get fine for saying shit to the fans who are then

getting so rowdy to the point where my family does not feel safe to watch. That's insane. That should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. And I guess those fans were, uh were get them out of moved from the game Banda they this should be banned for life. Yeah, it's an anima players mom and kids and wife It's you know get the fuck out. Yeah, dude. I should talk about this. I had to talk about Routing fans So I was Friday night in In the stress factory. There's this noise going on at To the point where I had to, I've never kicking the back.

Yeah, but in the back it's like noise. And I hear people going, you know, Jersey don't fuck around, everybody's tough. And you know, we got some tough fighter in the kit pants. So, and people like shut the fuck up. And Jersey is, you know aggressive. It's like Philly, it's like, and they were Irish gypsies. They were, they were Irish gypsies. Like, like, they, they, they, they call themselves gypsies. They were Irish gypsies.

Like, like, they, they, they call themselves gypsies and they're kind of known in the area. They were awesome, but they were loud. They were big. They don't know that at all. They were gangster. Oh, they don't know that at all. And I did a whole thing on Ireland that I was,

were they fighting? No, they were just, they were just just one guy was too drunk to be there and he was talking too loud to the girls behind him. All the women had this crazy hair. They all look like the wives from Goodfellas. They all look like the wives from Goodfellas, but I were sh- And they were, I heard later on that they were known

to the law enforcement in that area. I'm interested. Yeah, these were, these- Sure, they sounds fun. They made their money. They made their money probably. these were, these, sure, they sounds fun. They made their money. They made their money probably. Dark arts. They weren't, they weren't lawyers and doctors.

But God damn it, did I have fun with them? And they finally had to get kicked out. They were just too much. It was too much. It would have been a fight and they would have answered back. And I was so sorry. I was so sorry to the people that paid and trying to listen. Like, that's what the worst part.

It's the kind of group where you see that group and you're not just going to fight the men. You Like, that's what the worst part. It's the kind of group where you see that group and you're not just gonna fight the men. You're gonna be fighting the women too. The women are gonna give just as good as the men are. It was like, they were a tight knit. Like, they were a gang. Also for security like, oh shit. You know right, security comes.

They call them 11 cops. Security come up to me and like, dude, there's this guy. Like, no, like before the show, we started like, he's gonna be a prom. 11 cops showed up. Holy shit. 11, not 10. 11, no, like before the show, we started, like, he's gonna be a prom. 11 cops showed up. Holy shit. 11, not 10. 11 showed up outside because they knew,

they were like, oh, these are the guys. Yeah, we got a situation. We can't ease. And they were great. They were great. Some of them were like, I thought you, he they said to Kevin, they go, I thought you were funny.

I thought you were great. But, you know, my friend, my friend, he was getting a little tired to go, and they kind of left, but they were, Kevin said, in Kevin's six, five, Kevin goes, they were some big boys, and they were rough. Yeah. But they were laughing. Yeah. It was really interesting.

Little two. You need security. I'm a little too much. You need security. It would have been a melee. I'm like, fucking... And I would have been hiding behind the mines. Irish Tasmanian Devils.

Yeah. You know. Yeah. I'm Irish, and I mean, Irish. Sorry! Guys, I'm sorry and I mean, I was sorry. You guys go, I'm sorry. I was like, this is beautiful. How can he marry you with that musical accent?

I'm sorry. What else can I do? Boy, here we go. So, Jaree posted a photo onto his Instagram and he read a comment where someone was trolling him saying something about. You're saying his son has writers. His son has writers for you.

He kind of like poked fun at his son and then Drake responded back and was like, all right dude, I'm a DM your girl, she's probably looking for some excitement. So he follows the girl and then DMs her and it was just a funny little encounter. I guess the guy who left a comment said it was crossing the line when he deems my wife but it's all good. I'm actually a fan. It's funny. Yeah, it's funny. Also hilarious by Drake. Oh, so Drake deems his because the guy, yeah, the guy made fun of his son. He's like, hold up. All right, you want to play this game? I'm a DM your wife, son. Yeah. Don't be making fun of someone's child. No, no, no. That's funny, though.

So Dave Chappelle says that he actually got a chance to speak with the man who ran up on stage and attacked him. I guess he just wanted to figure out what it was about his set or like what about the attack? Like, why did you do it? And the attacker said, I'm actually doing this to protest the fact that my mom is homeless now

because she was kicked out of her apartment because of the gentrification that's happening, where she's living. And I guess it really didn't have anything to do with him. It was just trying to bring attention. But it's just trying to. But it's just trying to. He's also, yeah, there's some mental illness there.

And then also, the kid has Spotify songs about Dave Chappelle. So I don't know if I'm buying that. And then he also had that weird knife gun thing. Also, how did he get on stage? Also, how are they not pressing charges? The LA district attorney. Because Gascon is a con.

Nuts, I'm not sure. Because Gascon is, he ruins San Francisco and now he wants to ruin LA, that's why. Mr. Mears not The kid had a Night it's so stupid that they didn't I would say this I would that kid a kid obviously has mental illness and needs to be I think he's also homeless too. He can't he left a Homeless in camp man or like a hostile to come to the show

They don't know how we got it. We need something for people who are not in their right mind but but you know, possession of a deadly weapon, deadly weapon, and also rushing the stage, like, you can't have that as a misdemeanor, because then people are going, oh shit, I'm gonna do a Drake's concert, I'm gonna do that. If this happens at Shepel Show, why not do it at the comedy store, the improv or Laugh Factory,

like you got to make an example. It doesn't matter what it is, if it's the crime that could potentially hurt, kill someone, you got to make an example it doesn't matter what it is if it's a the crime that could potentially hurt kill someone Yeah, you got to punish them 100% I mean he did have a fucking gun knife on him. Yeah, we even get a gun knife. Don't make that gun with a knife This is issues that weird It's definitely a way to hide a knife Yeah inside of that was a gun. There's inside a gun. That was like a gun.

There's so many red flags. How do you get past security? But he got, apparently got dealt with. They really be out there and mess them up. They're being a disaster. So bad Chappelle was like, can you move him off the stage? Cause there's just whooping a disaster. Yeah.

Well, yeah, my current events suck this week. But what? They suck probably. Well, we'll see. But this I saw this, I thought this was pretty fascinating. So no signs blocking it off, and I thought I was fucking high.

That's just a pit on the on-ramp. What? Yeah. What the fuck? They don't have the shit blocked off or nothing. That's a big problem. Watch this guy's coming. There's a guy coming behind me.

Ayo. Ayo. Ayo. So he stops. Yeah. Who needs like fuck that, huh? Also, I would back up. Why is there a pit though? I don't- just keep watching.

Oh! Oh no! Holy shit! Oh it's water. I think it's water! I'm not actually high but holy fuck, bro. Oh! How crazy! Oh no holy shit, oh it's water. I'm not actually high, but holy fuck, bro. Oh

Crazy does that look though there that's fucking crazy that is freaky right water I thought they just carved out a hole deny me too Damn that's good. That's water. I was like I didn't put that together me neither No, I thought I was a pit to stop I hate when I'm right that's what I'm reminded of how I'm not how smart I am But I don't know that smart. This is an obstacle Yeah, but you know there's larger questions of people like and there's always that one guy like will I am would be like well Actually, it's water and I'm like, oh, no be careful here

Fuck all right, so Lake Mead you know it's it's by, yeah, hold on, what's this? Vegas. Yeah, it's by Vegas. You're a Ralph Kuban's? I don't know what's happened there. But so there's been a drought recently. And they're finding barrels of human bodies remains. Jesus.

So people that have, one of them have like, bullet wounds or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, mafia got rid of a lot of boxes. Yeah, and Lake Mead is huge. Yeah, oh, it's huge, that's right. There's a second one that I found, and then I guess the deputies that are investigating this,

they're saying there's gonna be a lot more. As the drought goes, it gets worse. And it's just old school. Like from the 1960s or 70s, yeah. Old school, that's kinda cool. Oh yeah, be sweet if they found two. A lot of bodies, a lot of bodies. Oh yes, sir.

Yes, sir. And people, you know, people fish in there to eat the fish. It's kind of like, it's kind of like, have you fish in there, Chin? Yeah. Ooh, I didn't catch anything. It's fine. That those bodies have been,

it's just so, it's gross to know that there's a human body that can be used. They're really weird. When there's little, there's little human meat in the fish's tummy. That's all that, Chin does need those bodies. Kill probably in the 70s, 60s.

Yeah, yeah. It's from a long time ago. That's why they only saw skulls and make like some sort of like boots and stuff like that. Yeah, bullet wounds. They didn't die of natural causes in a cement barrel. No, no, Jesus Christ. So I guess Russians are accusing Elon Musk of something to do with the satellites and helping Ukraine. Yeah, remember we launched that satellite over at Ukraine so they could still have

internet. Yeah. So now Elon basically said that if something happens to me and I die, it's because of the Russians. Jesus, this is getting dark. That's scary. But also Elon just, I mean, they just lay low for a little bit, buddy.

Yeah, I stay in Austin, man. There's like a lawsuit, too, with Twitter, just buying up Twitter. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Who would've said this? Oh, that's from the testimony commander, okay. Yeah. Okay.

From Russia, I guess. Yeah, the star link. All right. The last one I have is, this is from Emma junkie. I guess a woman, a girl fan, try to rush the cage, and you can see what happens to her after a fight. 274, I'm not sure which exact fight is. You have the best idea there.

There are some people that know a little bit about how. So she paid the price. Yeah, and I hope you can. This is like, of course, she deserves it. She's definitely drunk, yeah. She's definitely drunk. She goes. Oh, and I'll focus in here. Oh, I have to go.

And look how the security guard just kind of like just chills. I threw it off. It's all good now. What's up? It's mixed magnet. I don't know what you're up with. That's all good now. Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go Huh she got dealt with dealt with everybody wants attention. She went viral for the wrong reasons Yeah, everybody wants and that that cage is high up there. Yeah, she fell in see now you know when you get in the case They lock it, huh? Mm-hmm. There's a guy named the gatekeeper go. Cheen scary Here we go

Is that a chin? That's it. That's fine. Hopefully that girl's okay. I think this is an important podcast, my friend. I'm looking forward to it. My friend kid is back. I'm looking forward to it, man. Love you, man. Love you too, buddy. It's a more work to do. We got work.

I can't wait for this day to be over. You'll do the best we can. We'll always try to keep entertaining, tell them the truth. Healed ourselves accountable. I hope if anything, people use me as an example of what not to be and what to be. That's the best I can offer. Yep, and if you want to talk about him personally, I'll be in Philly next week.

Philadelphia, Helium, next Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Dude, I'm in DC, I'm so close to you. Next week, it's not this week, next week. Oh, no, okay, not this weekend. No, next weekend, I'm in Philly, the Helim with the squad. Great. You can probably find me at Suplex, Sinkershop as well out there. That is May 19th through 21st. That is Philly next week. And then Shobin Friends is back at the Hollywood improv. He and a bunch of monsters. May 25th, one not only Wednesday, APM. Then Portland is June 9th through June 11th. And that is at the Helium. San Francisco is also in June at Cobb's June 17th

through June 18th. Get your tickets at ThickBoy.com. Also, with the Tiger Thick Whiskey, finally we have an online distributor. We sold out of the first batch, they just restocked it. So if you go to ThickBoy.com right now, you can officially buy the Tiger Th whiskey, go get you some. I'd like a, I'd like a case, please.

You want a case or a bottle? I want a couple bottles for my home. I got you. Not a case. That's a little more. No, I have a couple bottles. What do you want? Yeah.

All right. I got you. Uh, DC County loft this weekend, May 12th, that's Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'm going to be there. I've never done it. I don't know what to expect. I think it's in Japan. It's DC though, buddy.

It's gonna be great. Come get some DC comedy loft. Can't wait. If you're a Bobby Lee fan, come please. And you can give me a couple of slabs, but I'll hug you anyway, because I love him. Bra, bra and bra, my taping. I can't believe I'm missing this.

I'm taping my special May 19th, that's Thursday. We're still selling really well. We got some tickets left. I have a very special guest to open the shows. To show me, to shows Thursday. Then West Palm Beach, Florida, improv, May 27th, 28th, 29th. I can't wait one of my favorite places ever.

That is on the road. And then I keep Chris Cross in the country, bro. Richmond, the miles are dead. Richmond, Virginia, funny bone, June 3rd, and 4th. That's a Friday, Saturday, and then Omaha, Nebraska, got funny bone, June 10 and 11. I love that place. So there it is.

My kids, we love you, Philly. I'll see you next week. This is really the fight in the kid. We're out. Come on, baby. You hear that sound? It's the sound of a sale you're missing out on because you're not selling on Shopify. And what does it sound like with Shopify?

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