The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 797

Episode Date: May 11, 2022

The guys pick their top 8 people to remember forever and talk reality TV, doomsday prepping, Mark Harley's knowledge on steroids, a passenger landing a plane after the pilot loses consciousness, Britney Spears posting nude pics, Mike Tyson not facing charges for his airplane fight and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Only any black shoes. You've got, you've got. Yeah, the white shoes throw it off. Yes. If you were in all black, yeah, you look like you're like oceans 19. That's right. And you're going for an art heist.

I know. And you're the brains, but you're the hacker. You are the yeah, yeah, you're the air piece in the van going, you know Yeah, I might start mark mark looks like you part of it, too Mark looks like the distraction by mark you cause a scene right while the team goes through the You looks like a like a skater who just got into weightlifting Who's also a male nurse? a skater who just got into weightlifting. Who's also a male nurse? Yeah, who's also a male nurse pants?

Yeah, you have male nurse pants. Those are male nurse pants, dude. No, you look comfy. Yeah, you look good. No, he looks like a skater who fell into this, whatever the teenage Whitney Ninja Turtles fell. He's got those juicy quads. Yeah, he came back the next day.

Like, Jesus Christ, Mark. I'm only jacked. I'm the leopards. Be bumpin' rock study. What's up, buddy? How you doin' pal? How am I doin'? Well, I mean, listen lead one. Yeah, be open rock study. What's up buddy, how you doing pal? How am I doing? Well, I mean, listen, you look cool. You look cool.

Daddy got some sleep. Daddy got some sleep. You're late. Well, I had to. Bobby's got some fans. Bobby's got a, and here's what's funny. They're a little mad at me, but I'm a Bobby fan. So that's what's interesting about this too.

And guys, it was a phone call. Did we have to clear some stuff? I think there's some misunderstanding people were listening. I apologized immediately after and Bobby and I spoke and I, he read me the riot act. He's mad at me. I apologized way before any of this. I wasn't, I didn't, this stuff didn't happen. And then I apologized. I apologize. I like't, I didn't, this stuff didn't happen and then I apologized. I apologized. Like the day after I called, yeah, you called me. Yeah, you called me. Yeah, you called me. Yeah, I want this to be very clear. It's not like, like, man, I'm getting a lot of shit from this. You were, I mean, I apologize for way too many days after you. I talked to Bobby, I apologized. Yeah, I don't think he's that accepted, but that's

all I can do. Yes, I did, I did, I did everything I could. I felt terrible. But I did not threaten, listen, the other thing is, people are saying I'm a bully and so I get it. It's all good. I didn't threaten, I didn't say I was gonna get goons. I didn't threaten his life. I didn't threaten his family. I did not do that.

I was yelling, I was mad because I was defending my friend. I was working on information that I believed to be true at the time, but my mistake was not giving them the benefit of the doubt or talking to him. And again, I apologize for that, but like, I'm a fan too. Hey, hey, I'm with you.

Like, I'm with you. I was texting with Bob in this morning. I'm like, dude, this is getting crazy. Like, now at this point, my family's getting threats of violence. Like, now it's gotten at this point, my family's getting threats of violence. Like now it's gotten to the point where my family, my fiance, with the baby, she's getting threats of violence and she's afraid.

Like it's fine, it's one thing of its hate. But also guys, I've been friends with Bob before forever. Yes, he's mad at me. I feel fucking terrible. As far as the death threats. We had a conversation and I owned up everything and he and he accepted my apology He still pissed at me, but he accepted my apology and that was all way before all this fucking I think over time though. Yeah, but I apologize when I fuck up

I apologize as a matter of principle. Yes, you have to you are you have to own up to it no matter what you know and and no I You know, I'm not a fucking I'm not a fucking, am I a bully? I mean, have I ever done this? I got angry, I was defending my friend. I got a little heated. You shove me around from time to time. I shove you around a little on once. I shove you around.

You shove me in a locker. You just stayed there. But what's fucking crazy about this is that the people that are mad at me in a sick way, it's like, no, guys, I get it. I love Bobby too. You don't love Bobby more than I love Bobby. I get it.

I've known him for 25 fucking years. He's one of the sweetest, funniest kind of his people in the world. 100%. That's why I felt, that's why. That's what I felt. I felt fucking terrible. And I tried to do everything in my power to make it right way before this storm this insanity and be you like I got it

It was a phone call. Yeah, you made a mistake. You apologize. You owned up to it. That's all you can do brother That's all you can do Neither one was handled situation, right? You know They didn't handle situation, right?rate. But there has been, there has been really, really bad harassment and threats of violence against you for a very long time. When your team, when your team shows me what I, what I consider to be, at least activity and long-term activity coming from that area, that's what set me off. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? And I made them aware of that. Yeah.

They're trying to get to the bottom. I wish they said they're not like, no, it's like no, but they are. But it has stopped. Yeah. And so I wanted out this. That's all you want. Are you assuming or anything like that?

And Collyla takes Chother today. Yeah, I just want to drop this shit. Yeah, no, it takes each other today. It's all Robb this shit. Yeah, no it's all. Like this is not me, I have no ill will. I do not want anything bad to have, I love that guy. Okay, let me tear this too. It's like, it's over. That's done with, I have nothing but love for them.

You won't hear a negative thing, and nor have you heard a negative thing about them on this podcast and the 10,000 shows that I've done, no one's ever went at them in any facet. But there's gonna be hate and gossip and people love the podcast drama stuff like that. It's not what we specialize in. We have, have we ever done that?

I never pay attention to it, but my opinion is saying, I'm getting friends to fight. But this is all I'm telling you is like, there's that, but whoever those extremists that are and take it from a guy who's been, has his black button haters. Those extremists and those guys doing that over the top shit, they're the minority.

Like you're loved, you know this. So it's Bobby, so it's Kaliya, so I'm glad. Everybody in here, everybody's loved. But when you focus on that, you can go down a very, very dark road. And that's not reality. Yeah. And also, they're not going to send those threats.

You know, obviously, but it's just all for me. I can handle it. It's awful for a woman with a baby at home. She has nothing to do with it. Try to be married to me. The best person. Try to be married to me. It's really like being married to the fucking Joker.

Yeah, it's more than toxic. It's fucking basically terrorist threats. It's crazy. Yeah, man. You're talking about some real. Yeah, it's more than toxic. It's fucking basically terrorist threats. It's crazy. Yeah, man. You're talking about some real extreme. I've never been on the stream.

And that this insanity, and I know a lot of people have, but it's like, whoa, whoa, guys, whoa. I had a, I yelled at a friend of mine on the phone. There's somebody I'd known a long time who I love, okay? And then I immediately, when I believed him, I go, I believe you, and I tried to call, as soon as you spoke believed him, I go, I believe you and I tried to call as soon as you spoke to him. No, I know, but you've covered it.

I know, I know, I know. I want to know. I know, you've covered it. Those people that have- I have the text, I know the text. You've done all that? Here's my thing with this. You've done that, you've said your piece.

You know, those extremists are looking for reasons to bring you down or bring us down or bring them down You don't love him more than I do. Yeah, I know bigger fan that I am But you just can't focus on that. You know, I'm saying like you've said your piece now It's up to them to decide what they want to do with it. Yeah, that's it Yeah, come after me. Don't don't threaten my family. Come on guys. Yeah, don't scare the shit out of a woman Who's got a baby and don't please come on?, that's, this is where it gets fucking crazy. Stop, you want to come for me fun.

And again, we've squashed this, we have squashed this. That's my, I love that guy, I love that guy, okay? So it was a phone call. I yelled at a friend, bad news, I understand, but we're good, we're good. Let's move on. Can we put this to bed? Please, can we put this to bed? Is there anything worse than this negative time?

I hate it. You know what's crazy? Me being you know what's gives me there's shows out there There's like big pot big podcast. Yeah, that specializing just this. I don't know how they can do it The energy God bless the negative I respect it. I don't do the sleep. I don't know man I can't I can't I don't like conflict. I don't like fighting. Mm-hmm. I don't like I don't like that. I don't sleep. I don't know man, I can't. I can't, I don't like conflict. I don't like fighting. I don't like, I don't like, and if you fuck up and if you've been mean to somebody or whatever, you gotta own up to it, you gotta say sorry, you gotta make it right.

Yeah, but like those things. So you can, like everybody, you can create a wake, you can create bad energy, right? Like you yell at, like your loved one, or you get mad at somebody and you fuck them things up. And that's gonna happen because you're human, right? It's sometimes you, but you gotta make it right. You gotta fucking make it right.

Yeah, just crazy me like, there's some shows that, that's like the clickbait, the TMZ, and the YouTube Beans, and like, all they do is focus on the views, or nuts, and I'm jealous of that. Well, I think human beings can't do it. Yeah, people love drama. Like the news, you can't say it. Yeah, people love drama. Like the news,

you can't say everything is great. Nobody will listen. You've got to say everything is bad and be well, I do it too. Yeah, but think about the algorithm just in social media in general, like the negativity rises to the top. Like if you say, chins the best producer in the world, it gets three likes from you, me, and Mark. If you say chin is a sociopath serial killer, and he's the worst producer, it gets a hundred retweets and a thug. It's just that's the way social media, unfortunately, the algorithm has made that people engage

with that, and they're not going to engage with the positivity. It's very rare. Well, that's what happens. The algorithm is happy. So Instagram is happy, Twitter's happy. If there's bad, if there's toxic energy, those platforms are, so they don't care.

They don't care what it is. As long as they want to have engagement, they want to have activity. They want to have tension. Yes, and so does Fox News and CNN. Like, they're not doing great stories of positive things. They want to be like, there's a conspiracy. They're going to scare you. There's a murder, like Jesus Christ. be like, there's a conspiracy. They're gonna scare you.

There's a murder. Like Jesus Christ. You think the world's a fire. I know too I fall for it too. Like everybody loves gossip. Everybody, like if you say, if I call you up and I go, I have gossip, you'll call me. I can't even hang up the phone.

Oh, like what's happening? No, it's going to happen. You know, we all want to know. What do I like that? I wonder why humans are like that. I think it takes some pressure off of us, because I think all of us want to be perfect or we're trying to be, you know,

like there's this perfection syndrome. And then when we find out other people are fucking up, we're like, oh wait, wait a minute. I don't have to be that perfect. If that guy's fucking up, then maybe I'm human too. I think that's what I'm talking about. But there's also reason why those big reality shows, you know, do well, because the drama, right?

I guess you might be invested in one of the real housewives or whatever it is, loving hip hop. You're invested in when there's beef, that's the nerd and you can't wait like teen mom, which I've never missed an episode, not a big deal. The reunions are show toxic. Maybe let's take a little break, man. I'll tell you what, I'm not taking a break

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Remember the tall blonde dude who was, I don't know what's that. Oh, he was great. He was an ontopologetic and what a good looking guy. He was out. He was at the restaurant. I actually noticed him because he was so good looking. Yeah, of course he did.

Of course he was. I'm basically gay. But I looked at his legs and I was like, geez, who's this professional volleyball player? What if you were like, and then I bullied him. I pushed him into the kitchen and I grabbed a kiss. I slapped his face with Kuka. I never been, yeah, this is the first for me to be called a bully.

And hey, it can be first. I own it. I own it. I'm not a bully, but this is the first for me and I get it. I got it. Anyway. Yeah, that drama, but it's even with sports. Like, oh, this coach said this or, you know, and he said this about the defense.

It's like this near to because the nuance of everyday life, like that gets born for people. So they wanna be invested in this weird toxic drama shit. Yeah, it's really weird. It's like I'll show, I mean, every reality show. You can't show rich people buying rich things. They have to overcome something or have some drama. We're gonna say, Mark. I was just gonna say, I always think about this

because our brains haven't evolved past living in like a hundred group people. So the goings on of other people that we consider in our tribe are so important to us and why we can't approach women without getting nervous because like back in the day, if you got rejected, everybody saw it and you're ruined. You know, so there's a state there's a

other people doing and then reality TV tricks us into making vets are people. Yeah, there's a term for that, I can't't remember but you as a person can only know a certain number of people like you Connidably can only have relationships and know the names of upset And I'm like 600 or something like that and then it breaks all over for you guys and a hundred for me. What is it? I just remember kind of being shocked and how low it is. Dude, what if yours was 10? Well, you might do. Dude, what if mine was 10?

It might be better off. Maybe those 10 people, you know, a lot of love. But those other people would be like, dude, is he a sociopath? You can't remember past 10 people. Well, Rogan back in the day would be like, I got, I got, I trust that guy, that guy, that guy. Everybody else, who the fuck are you? What's going on? He got kind of like more open when you do it. That's helped him.

Yes, yeah. That'll help you. Yeah. Keeping, keeping your circle tight. Yeah, what if you can only have five people? It's like my space. We're in the top eight. And to your friends' feelings, we had heard

if they had knocked out of like the first position. I got it. Imagine if your brain only remembered eight people. Who, what, pick eight people that you would keep in your eight people. Some of the family's going away. Yeah, so you just have to. Yeah.

You could, it's gonna have to be everybody in this room because I can't come in, you know, like 51st dates and just reintroduce myself to Mark every fun time I do a show or a chat. So it's gonna have to be like your wife, your kids, I'm at three, my dad, my brother, five, I have three left. Yeah.

Yeah. Can't be just three in here. I have to have my agent, so I know what the fuck's going on. Otherwise he calls him like, what do you want? He's like, come on dude. Right. You know?

Yeah, there's a lot. When I be nuts, if you only had eight people, like my space, that was real life. Chin, who's your eight? Who's your eight, dude? Everyone in here. One, two, three, four. Okay, so that's you have five left parents.

You have five left? Yeah, my parents, my brother. Two left. I never hear about your brother. How old is your brother? He's serious older than me. What's he do? He's a IT director.

Ooh, check out the big name. Two John, what's his name? Chong. Two big name on it. Big name on it. Chong. So it's Chin and Chong growing up, which is Chin and Chong. Oh, God, that raised that the... name? Chong. So it's Chin Chong growing up, which is Chin Chong. Oh god, they raised the, Chin Chong. The amount of anti Asian kind of, uh, the name to Chin Chong.

And I bet did school you get. We got. Yeah, of course, there was a Qing Chong, Qing Chong. Oh, I remember that. I remember all that. Like that was like Asians with the last group where it was acceptable to make fun of them. Yeah, we would make fun of all time.

I would say they're still not out of the woods with that. Like, no, it's kind of better. I think it's kind of better. It's got way better. Well now, Abercrombie didn't help with that. Do you see that shirt, Chin? No. I don't think the shirt they sold might have done it on it.

Yeah, where it was like two longs don't make a white. It's terrible, yeah. Yeah, I remember that. Is that offensive, Chin? Just a little. It just sounds like messed up. I think it'd be funny if you wore it. Is your brother a big guy? He's shorter than me, but he's still like 5-11.

Koreans are tough. Stalky, but it's hard. Yeah, big calves. Huge calves. Yeah, many calves. It's more, it's more spirit. Koreans are just tough as fuck in like, and they have a work ethic.

They won't fight. They're, oh yeah, no, they're, they'll bear down. You're gonna, So, Chim, you have two left, they'll finish it. So, it's your family, listen here. You have two left. Who do you have to remember and talk to? It's gonna be really sad if you don't have two.

What Chim's like in that? They all have a lot of friends on thinking like, which one's the most? You got to cut some of the most. I'm saying, here's the drama of flying in the kit. The drama of flying in kit reality show, you got to cut some people out of your life. All right, I got two.

All right, go. Lowbrows and Trevor, because we're probably gonna work on music more, so got need them. Yeah. And you can switch them out. Yeah, you can switch them out every now and then. You can substitute?

Whenever you're not, dude. Yeah, only eight. Only eight, substitute. Whenever you're not, dude. Yeah. Only eight. Only eight, like my space. Top eight, dude. My sister, my brother and my mother, my father. I mean, you. Of course. Half the five.

My girl. Six. Is my baby count? 100%. That's a good one. My baby count? Yes, seven. Well, I got two other kids.

There you go. Hold on. See, this is where the drama comes. Dude, wait, I got my baby. We got a cut one of the kids. There you go. Hold on. See, this is where the drama comes from. I got my baby. I got my baby. Okay, baby. My three kids.

Okay. Okay. My girl. Yep. Your mom. But what about the mom of my children? Well, I guess I could. That's your girl.

Can I text with her? Oh, that. You can text with her. You just won't remap. Like, she'll text you. Like, where the fuck you been? Like, who is this? Oh, je be married like when oh no, we have to go over that every time like it's 51st days. Okay I mean she's out She's you know my mom and dad

Seven sister eight. That's all I got I Got nephews I got that matter my nephews, I got, it doesn't matter. My brother and mom. It doesn't matter. They're out. Isn't that crazy? You had eight? Eight's not enough. Stresses me out.

I need 20. My space doesn't do 20. Fuck. It would be nuts, right? You didn't include your agent in that? Nothing. So I just don't know. Every time you, it's a 51st date, so you're like,

it would be, but they would know that. So maybe they'd like, remember Brian. Well, it's like, memento that movie, you know. Some people think it was genius movie, and then they teach courses on screenplay writing, and some people say this is the worst movie ever, and here's why. Oh, it was good, but it was a good movie, I thought.

I don't know who's in it. What the hell is that, Oscar? He asked the guy Pierce. The guy Pierce, yeah, there you go. He forgets everything, and he has to write down everything the night before. Yeah, on his body. On 51st dates, he creates a video, but she always, she like got in this car accident, so she goes the same restaurant every day, and by the next day she forgets. So he keeps reintroducing himself every day, so they fall in love, and then finally, he creates a videotapes.

So she wakes up more and plays a videotape. Wow. Yeah, it's really sad actually. Yeah. It's a sad movie. It's fun, but Dan's very sad. It's like Adam Sandler's click. That's gonna make you cry, Jesus Christ.

That controlling the fast-wortness life. Michael Keaton did a movie called My Life when he has a brain tumor and he makes videos for his kid. And I told the women in the office, I worked at a long time ago when I worked in an office and they all showed up and their eyes were this big because they'd been crying all night. They were like,

you're a fucking asshole and I was like, I was just saying of the situation. No, being one better, there's a real documentary with stud football player same thing where he has some condition and he was just saying. I was just saying. Not being one better. There's a real documentary, a stud football player, same thing where he has some condition, and he was a stud. He blocked a punt, a stud. So a star, you know, on Svesh team's blocked a punt,

they have actually they have a statue of him, because when he blocked that punt, I think they went to the Super Bowl, the year the Saints won, and they have a statue of him. But he has some condition where he's gonna start to lose his voice, and he has a statue of him, but he has some condition where he's going to start to lose his voice and he has a type on the computer. He has ALS, but it happened fast and his wife is pregnant with her son and he's doing videos because it's so heartbreaking. He's doing videos to his son about, you know, he's like, hey, you know, this how you fish and dude, that's what I watch

that documentary. The hardest thing is, I know this. Yeah, I think it's called the Gleason documentary, dude, it was on ESPN. If you watch that and you don't cry, you're not in my top 8 in your sociopath. It is not so. Yeah, you lose all. That's called police and dude. You can't use your muscles. You lose all, you know, all muscle function. Heart breaking man. Yeah. Yeah, and he just sends a video to a son

and that's him in a wheelchair and a son. What a stunt. That was him. Look at him. And there's son and because he can't speak so he has to type on the computer and obviously he's never in the mood. That's what it's gonna be like. It's gonna be like, catch with his son.

He's talking to his head, yeah. Heartbreak it. Your body just breaks down, man. The hardest thing is not being able to raise your kids. That's my biggest fear. I'm not afraid of death. I just wanna be able to raise my kids. Cause I wanna teach them.

Like I have so much work to do. Yeah, I gotta stuff to download on those little dudes, you know? Cause you know, that's why I don't take a lot of risk anymore. Like I stopped riding my bike down to Panga. I, you know, I've always wanted motorcycle if I was going to get no more, I don't drive crazy anymore. That's why when I, my kids were born. I don't go stydate diving.

They wanted to go to a career balloon. I was like, no, I'm not going to do that. I don't need a bird's eye view of Nathlete Valley, because I got kids now. I'm not a fucking doubt. My head goes pros and cons, pros, I go on this hot air balloon, I stared out at the ground, cons, this air balloon,

fucking pop, my kids are orphaned. We're both orphaned, because it was my accident. Poor one. I'm not gonna orphan my kid. Not worth it for me. No thanks. You know that's- We'll fly the helicopter, no that's shit.

You know, budgie jumping. No, the president and the vice president never fly on the same aircraft, right? And you know, in the Air Force One and in the car that they take, that they have blood in there, they draw blood from the president, they have bags of blood in there,

just in case you were get shot at something, so they have it on site. You know the graces, Heter and Hiran won't fly together. They always fly separate. Every trip, keep the family name together. Keep, because they and Hiran won't fly together. They always fly separate. Every trip, keep the family name together. Because they both go down the business as fuck. So the families always fly separate.

Wow. They also carry blood, just getting they don't. Carry blood. That's the precedent. A carry satchel's a blood on me at all times. Yeah, Jessica's poked. Oh, yesterday speaking of which, I went down the old rabbit hole, I went down the prepper rabbit hole. What do you mean?

Just what you got to have if the shit hits the fan bro, but what kind of shit? Well, let's just civil war. Let's get into it a civil war or the grid goes down Do you have enough supplies for three days? Oh, yeah three weeks? Three months those are threes we're dealing three's buddy How about three years? Well, there you go. Now, here's the thing. What happens if the water supply gets tainted?

Do you have water filters? Do you have, I mean, do you have a way? It's okay, my pool. Do you even have a way to generate electricity? Do you have solar panels? Will they sell solar panels with a whole contraption where you can power your electronics. The answer is no. Nobody does. No. Do you have things to not only purify water, but do you also have candles? Do you have lamps?

Do you have ways to cook food if your gas gets shut off? No, the answer. Well, that's why a lot of people, that this way, the lot of people that are getting ready for the doomsday are Armageddon have a lot of canned foods. Got a lot of canned foods. Do you have canned foods? Do you have... A lot of spanned, a lot of corn. I've had food, by the way. Very good. Yes. Beef jerky on demand. Well, there's a lot of mountain, like you can get that dehydrated food, which I ate when I was hunting,

and not the best, but it keeps you alive. It keeps you alive, and it's way tastier than you think, especially when you add hot water. You know what, I don't wanna live like that, I'm about that. Just eat me. But just have, there's just eat my ass. Problem is you've got kids, so you gotta feed them.

You gotta be able to protect them. Do you have ammo, do you have guns, do you have that daddy has you have material to hunt? Well the guns yeah, I Mean look they do you have tape? Do you have first aid shit in case you can't get to a hospital? There's a thousand fucking things. I don't know if I want to live life like that. No, you don't But I do want to be a little prepped. I'm thinking about becoming a little prepped You know what you're talking about you You're talking about a moot. It's another throwback.

It's called blast from the past with Brendan Frazier. Yeah. And they thought Armageddon was happening and they stayed in their basement for 30 years and they made it sustainable and he grows up in the like the under bunker. Yes, Brian. And then comes out in the 90s.

Yeah. Cause they send him up and they're like, how bad is it? And you know, obviously it's the 90s. So it's great. It's a good idea for a movie. I'm not going underground. I'll be getting a place in the woods.

I'm gonna bib whack and I need a water source and I need, I got tarps and I need some paracord. It depends what's going, you know, wood saw. I need a wood saw. But it depends what's going down. It's like a zombie apocalypse. The woods ain't gonna save you. You know what, going, you know, what's all, I need what's all. But it depends what's going down. It's like a zombie apocalypse, the woods ain't gonna save you. You know what, well, a boat.

If you had like a big ass boat, and you could just, all right, we have all the supplies on them, we can fish for food. Yeah. We're just gonna sail off, because zombies ain't jump on a boat and sailing. That's a good point.

A boat is a good call. Just getting out in the ocean. Yeah. Now you gotta navigate the ocean. I'm not exactly a salty dog. I'm a land, a good dog. Just getting out in the ocean. Now you gotta knock it out of the ocean. I'm not exactly a salty dog. I'm a land lover. I take my chances there. I'll be the old Scallowag from a boat.

I, yeah, well, I get sea stick and I don't know how long a boat's gonna end up. We're bramming like dude, but think of it. We got no boat stuff though. You gotta know how to. Get it out the drive it. I guess you poo over the side of the boat. That's easy, that's a leap.

Where to take a shit and piss? No, no shit, piss is over the boat. But the ocean, bro. Yeah, there's surrounded by water. Yeah, ocean. Now, here's the problem with the boat. We getting fresh water, bro. See, you see what happens?

We got a filter it. Do you? No, no, no, no. It's all along that takes her. I'm going to piss in your mouth. Well, after a while, that's not going to go because you're going to lose water, too. And you're losing water. Oh, no, we're mouth. Well, after a while, that's not gonna go because you're gonna lose water too. And you're losing water.

Oh, no, we're gonna have some kind of long, mother knew some people during World War Two when I was very young This guy his kids there was better. There were the food shortage and he his children would try to take care of him And he would pretend that he was he was starving, but he would pretend he had enough food and he would let his kids eat God bless him Yeah, that's how a lot of father wanted what father. What father wanted, yeah, of course. That is dark. Now, now, saw a movie and it was pretty good. On Netflix? Uh-huh.

It was a pretty good movie and it was the last Rambo. It was not bad. Oh, Daddy's bored. It was, I go, let me just take a peekaboo at this. Let me take a peekaboo. So that's just a long, last one. So Vest just alone pulls it off yet again peekaboo with this? Let me take a peekaboo. That doesn't get so long. That's funny. So Vest just alone pulls it off yet again, and I swallowed off.

It's so violent, but it was so good. He killed so many guys. Oh yeah, these cartels fuck with his niece. Not a good idea. It kills so many guys. The thing about him is you believe, you believe that this actor. Because we grew up with him killing people.

So it's like yeah of course and it's like that saying like I'm not I'm not afraid of you I'm not afraid of of you I'm afraid of what I'm afraid of me you know kind of thing like if I pulled a lid off I'm afraid of me that's what he was saying that's kind of the theme of it like don't wake the sleeping giant I know how black men's hearts can be yeah hey because well what are you a good person he goes no'm not. I just keep a lid on it. Yeah, no doubt. Hey, you're doing the Rambo, huh? I'm a little in the Rambo.

I'm a little in the Rambo. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you're age? I just voted for Rambo, the new Rambo. I just quoted that. That's where you're at, dude. That's where I'm at. You're quoting the new Rambo.

You know, there's some truth to it. Where if you open this can of worms, it's dark. I watched it with my girl last night, and I go like this after it was done, he kills an entire cartel and I go, and I go, and I go. Unrealistically. And she just stops, she's like on her phone,

and I go like this, I look at her and I go, it's based on a true story. She laughs and it's like you're a fucking idiot. I can't believe you sat through it. That's cool though. Sometimes they're entertaining. It was not a bad movie. That's the first time.

She really doesn't miss. I mean, I don't fuck with it. You wrote it, I don't, of course. You know, I didn't fuck with? I mean, I don't fuck with it. You wrote it. Of course, you know. You know, I didn't fuck with the expendables. I'm like, any of that shit. No, I don't either. It looks like a bunch of old guys who are still, it's something about it, you know, but.

It's like, yeah, it's like. Here, he embraces his ancient friends. It's like a senior club, black waters operations, like really? Yeah. That's 60. You guys are going to do all all this shit you're met a six-year-old what what's he's how old is still on seventy four you gotta i i don't think there's anybody on the planet i don't think there's a seventy four year old with his

physical his body seventy five years old i would you need to see what he looks like now he's very stiff what happens is your body gets calcified stiff that he's that he's a high-level horseman and he fell off this horse. He did all his stunts. He's got so many injuries. So I think he has some kind of fusionness back because his neck and back are very very tight.

He's very stiff. But he's walking that alligator. We got a house party with an alligator. No. And he's like, check out this thing. You don't remember that? He's got a great sense of humor. It looks fantastic.

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I have to remember remember in Australia when he got bus with H.G.H. They're like trying to rent a restaurant. He's like really? You should I mean movies or not. I'm seven. Do you enjoy Rambo? Did you like demolition man? You think all that shit was natural? Well, he looks I'm Rambo. Did you like Demolition, man? You think all that shit was natural? Well, he looks, I'm Rambo. He looks so good and like, well, I remember back in the day,

if you see him in like Rambo three, okay? And you see how shredded he was. He looks fantastic. His body is fantastic. You know, so whatever he was doing, man. That's long term. How long has he been on the juice, do you think? I'd never thought about it like, until I started getting more and more distorts, I realized, oh, that's long term. How long has he been on the juice, do you think? I'd never thought about it, like, until I started getting more and more disturbed,

I realized, oh, he's been on it the whole time, because you have this binary where it's like, oh, you take steroids and you become this giant bodybuilder. Look back at these, you know, he's on low doses of hardening agents, like wind straw. Oh, he is rocky, yeah. Okay, because he is extremely lean in those,

I didn't really realize it, because he doesn't look at a control, but if you look like, so, you know, one of the big things HCHS is it converts, but you know, your body's preferred fuel source to fat, so it increases the liposolate. He's so lean versus his muscularity for a seven year old, like, and taking HCH regularly.

I mean, it doesn't, it's not all positive because... Everything grows. Correct. And you can't decide what to grow. It goes your head. You can't be both hands. And having, like, autophagy and the sort of,

like, cleaning out system, but, you know, you're not a fan of HGH. Huh? You're not a fan of HGH. No, I am. I'm just saying, like, you have to for longevity. And I guess, I'm gonna say more of it because we're gonna say, we don't have

a hundred years of these uses. High doses I would consider like bodybuilders use 15, 20, I use a day. I've taken like two to five a day. That's considered a mile. But also that high dose is why you see those bodybuilds. You'll see the physique of the Mr. Olympia change and that's where they have those power guts.

Where there's like, it's a gut, but it's abs. Yes. That's because HH grows everything. Your organs grow, your liver grows, your stomach grows. And if it affects your, like, I'm still learning about the pushes in HH and insulin, but those two things are kind of yes. Like, story and hate said, I know 50 guys have dropped dead of heart attacks in their 40s or, you know, right?

We only hear about the top ones, you know. But I mean, whatever's going on, that kind of steroid use, that kind of HGHU is so good. Yeah, and the numbers, if you really knew, because people like, I stand by moderate controlled steroid uses at the minimum effect of those. Explain steroids. What do you mean by steroids?

I would walk, you know, even if your insurance. So Brian counter comes to you and says, dude, I want to get thick. Yeah, I'll be. Well, I mean, if you were doing it the smartest way possible, you basically start with one thing, which could be testosterone. It's the safest, because you can kind of ramp it up

with a toxicity. All the other orals and something like that, there's a cost to your body processing it. We're putting something that doesn't belong in there. There's a cost, you know, you're taking a cattle hormone to make these side effects. Even though it might be stronger. A cattle hormone?

That available. A trend alone, yeah. A tremble alone is like the meme, it's the most powerful injectable one and they use it. They're like a catalyst. They're a catalyst. They make cattle gigantic. It's said to be six months.

You're gonna grow in an older testosterone. You're gonna have an older, right? It certainly is. It's like suck on your utters. A tremble. Do a bunch of tremble alone and let me suck on your utters. You'll also go psychotic at some point, because it interferes with your sleep.

So when people think about it, like a droid rage, it's like part of it is Andredan, you know, like you have Andredan signaling, yeah, your brain's really just always firing like always in fight or flight, but then also you can't sleep. And so do that for a year. Dude, you know, our paths are hard. Pass on. Dude, you become, you can't sleep.

You become psychotic and you grow others. And for what? Bro, others. Now what what? I grow others. Now what about, what about, let me suck? Let me suck. You know, I've, what's funny is there's a lot of factors to it. Like the first cycle ever took, I got back in and you're like, I'm doing three things at once.

I thought it was low, but you're still, if you ease into it, everybody can figure out their own dose as a guy. Like, yeah, but you just have to be willing to start low. As we've discussed, you go on the forums, it's like started at 500 million, no, no, no, do a third of that. Do what Ronnie Coleman does. Yeah.

Right, what do the people who reduce doses? And they don't realize like, first, you know, this guy's huge, they're doubling and tripling their doses to eke out another few pounds of muscle. But the difference between what a top Olympian contender might be taking and what you would get. Tremendous results would, like, it could be 10 to 20 times what you would get great results

from. 30 to 40 times what you would get, like, you'd be happy with. But I think what's dope is when I was in high school, especially when you were in high school, nobody knew what the hell was going to be. It was just like, take this. Now there's so much like trial and error where you can go on forums or bodybuilding.com or talk to people that actually know what the hell to do.

Yeah, when I was a kid, especially in high school or like college, it was like, I don't know, man, try this. It's nuts. Now there's real science. Now there's real smart people who have all-malonear and they can tell exactly what to take, how much to take, what it's gonna do, side effects.

If you do have side effects, take this back in the day. You're like, dude, I like sweet, but I have gills. You know, like, it's just like, I grew a tail. I grew a tail. Yeah. What about Wensel and anivar? These are not as hot-cheek derivatives.

You have three main categories, testosterone derivatives. So, dianna ball is a testosterone, dianna ball, which is the East German shit, Equipoi's, which is a horse-dirt. Any of that shit sounds terrible. It does. That scares me. Just the sound of it.

I'm like, no. I mean, you can most guys, if you just stuck to testosterone and up the dose when you needed and modulated that back and forth, you could get 90% of the results. Yeah. I thought you were gonna start on TRT, but oh, then you got the blood test, your testosterone is probably a thousand, yeah.

But then they said, do you think? Because you have the energy of a scunk. Do you think? I don't think it's really kicking in, but I'll talk to Mark about this a lot too. So there's, I guess everyone's saying that, that in the beginning you take those supplements and it spikes it It doesn't stay that way. No, no, so I have to get away from my next blood test when I would like to get to have you been taking Stuff you took hcg right and clomin. Yeah, clomaphine

Pregnant alone, they just gave me this whole stack of stuff and that creates your test These still are you lifting weights and every day? I'm okay every day. Yeah, with a slow process. Yeah, and especially at 40 it's possible. It's like, you know, most guys get into it at 16 and it's like, oh shit, I gained five pounds this month, you know. Yeah, I'd get checked out again, Jen, because those well messed with your results. They're like, you're fine.

Like, I don't feel exactly like. What would you mean basketball players, football players, what are these people taking? What are Olympic lifters taking? It's all, those people are side. I would imagine people, Olympic lifters, they had the help of a state to help them. And they've got serious side-to-earth.

I think if you're in the right mind. You would just be like, because there's no, like every single compound that I can mention, the DHT verbatimus, which are anero and went through, which are non-water attentive, you know, so it's like a drier look, but it also like, strength without the weight gain per se.

You know, the different thing for every different special thing, but ultimately, it all filters to, you want to gain more muscle. Yeah. How do you want to do it with more water retention, less water retention, these side effects, and not these side effects? Yeah.

So if you're pro athlete, your mangoes to not get caught. So it's whatever is going to allow you to not get, for example, taking test suspension. If you, you have life, 12 hours ago, if I stopped taking it, I'll clean. You know, or they have, and we talk about the, the, the Russians like, and sochi or whatever, they had a whole complex system, right, not only logistically to change these tests, but there was supposedly like a cocktail that you could do orally because like, orals, for example, clear any system really quick.

Well, that's a ride, right? Like, remember back in the day when they all got busted, you had gummy bears that would lift this testosterone during the game. Right. And then by the time they tested, if they decided to test them after, it was gone. Damn. You'd eat like these gummy bears. Yeah.

So the most people don't have to think about detection times are doing something else But there's all about life and how long it's in your money Consulting I know doctors who are like yeah, I do the consultations for this sports team You know, I'm sure you guys well, I think it's got no point where if you're an Olympic athlete pro athlete If you're if you're not doing something Just a van Olympic weightlifting. I didn't realize into those as if you're extremely corrupt and you pay people It's like oh, we're eyes air, but John Like hey, we really want to win this gold look the other way and they can also use it reverse where they go hey

If you don't if your guy wins we're popping your whole team we need this company to win so they like it's I had no idea It's a vicious cycle. Yeah The top can like Lasha who's the strongest Olympic lifter ever this heavyweight guy cleans and jerks Probably 600 pounds in practice, cleans and jerks, probably 600 pounds in practice. Jerk, the quiet jerks, what? Wait, this part of it. Clean the jerks.

Let me see him, please. Lasha. Yeah, look up Lasha, weightlifting. He can clean jerks. He makes it 100 pounds. Easy. Just for the fans, no, Brian's going to be stuck on this steroids and athletes for the next step.

Except for the one of them. Rambo, Rambo and athletes. So yeah, he's a next step is the one of the Rambo and half weights. So he's a giant from Georgia, but the fluidity with which he moves these weights to, like just knowing how technically difficult he's like the snatches. So he's a fucking crazy out. But he was popped right a few years ago.

Then he's clean now, but he gets stronger, you know. So why the gut is that, Then he's clean now, but he gets stronger. You know, so. So why the gut, is that just part of the aesthetic? Well, you see these little Chinese guys, look at that barb bending on his back. The more weight that you are, the more weight you can push. No matter what the heavy weight, yeah. But it's really interesting at the,

like when you see these 125 pound guys and what they could do, it's bananas. Like the giant is technically blue. There's a lot of these like really. We had a new segment on finally, check in and on steroids. With more bending on bar like that. I got to get serious about my weight lifting guys.

Is this a guy here? Yes, I'll. So like you look at him and go, yeah dude, he's, he's, you know, imagine me the top guy in China. That's natural. He shredded to, he's, yeah, that's a weird world. Look at his body. But these guys,

they'll be like 170 pounds and can clean and jerk 500 pounds. You know, it's, that's all they it's unfathomable. What an athlete. Well, that's an athlete all the way around. That's crazy. I mean, I don't know. I mean, it's a challenge. It's a challenge, though. I know. It attracts a certain kind of people, for sure. Like, yeah. Well, that's about all you specialize in is just lifting weight. Yeah, but I think the mentality that it takes probably you can apply to other things in life.

Like, anything you do at that level, you're gonna learn a lot about life, like in a way. You know, when you master something and the challenge of that every day, looking at weight like that, that's actually dangerous to get over your head, I think you learn the things you need. You learn the lessons.

Also, if you teach that to a kid, they're at general athleticism. If you can teach a kid how to snatch. You know a short nation that is, you know? And strength. Yeah, so, you know, yeah. But they always say the kids shouldn't lift weights. You've been lift weights. That has been thoroughly debunked. Yeah, that's the question. Yeah, yeah. That know, yeah, they always say the kids shouldn't lift weights. You've been the vet has been the role.

Yeah, that's the question. Yeah, yeah, that was back in your day. You were like, yeah, it stunts your growth and stuff. But, you know, people, people, people, people, people, people, people, people. I know, tell me when you started lifting. Fourth grade. Like, you were just doing everything.

My uncle bought me a weight set at the house. Look at your growth is stunted. Yeah, I'm super stunted. I could have been seven foot, but yeah, middle school, I was going to high school working out. That's such a urban myth. Of course it was. Yeah, stunts your stunted. I could have been seven foot, but yeah, in middle school, I was going to high school working out. That's such an urban myth. Of course.

Yeah, stunt your good to make sense. Because short kids are really buff sometimes. That's, I think where it comes from, they're like, oh, you're the musseling guy who's five, four, like, mustestone. There's also no skinny, small people. Like, you have the blood, asses, big thighs, and calves, you know? Well, I think it's interesting,

because you don't know, you, a lot of times looking at someone's body They had this five foot three thirteen year old who's dunking a basketball Jesus Christ and he's 13 and you know some people have That fast switch muscle that gets them off the ground on a level where it's like what the fuck? Well, I think you're one of your teammates Somebody was telling me about how there was a guy on your team, his black guy, and they said he was like a human ant.

The enemy. Terence Wheatley. He started in corner back for the Patriots, but he could, 700 pounds. Yeah, he could squat like 600, and he was like 170 pounds. Squat like 600. A human ant.

And he wasn't thick. He was just really skinny. Like his quads were chunky, but it's, I mean, it was like John Jones caps. Yeah. You'll see guys who can deadlift 900 pounds and they're just built for those leverages. Like, you know, you have long, long, short, deadlift in, for example, but there he is.

And you would never, you'd look like Lenky. You're like, oh, you're Lenky and you can pick up 900 pounds off the floor. So weird to think somebody like, like, he was think to somebody like you know it's not big and crazy strong wow and he played uh... cornerback yeah he was a stud wow how long you play for uh... again again looks like it looks like a regular guy six years you know

you know sorry i got a little crazy Yeah, you're two two four three seven free. It's got some super freak. Yeah Okay, how long I don't know how long you played To a nine through two on 11 not wait. Let me see this I think three years Wow Wow. Just say, 2008-2010, then 2011. And he was a second round pick, which is, you know, not great, three years.

Here's the issue. When he was drafting the second round, the 62nd pick, to only be there for two years, that's an investment. That means it wasn't a fit. It's even worse if he's a quarterback because they invest all this time in mind to you. And if they get like doing haskins, recipes, but they invested in a first round picking them,

that's supposed to be the face of the franchise. So he must have royally fucked up. They get rid of you after a year, not good. Because they'll even be like, there's too much investment in them. You know, we got to figure this out. It's a year. Not good. Because they'll even like, there's too much investment in them. You know, we got to figure this out. It's like a year. A year as a first round draft pick,

you must have been just a complete bust. Not good. That sucks. Well, he obviously had, he had some things going on mentally where he, you know. That we still found out what happened with that, right? I, it sounded to me like, you know, he put through himself in front of a truck.

No one said that though. Yeah, but you said that he was going downhill and he had all this like press on him. So he must have had a lot of stuff on his mind. Yeah, because I'm sure if he was ballin' out when MVP, I bet he's not throwing himself around with stuff. If you go out of that pressure, how can you navigate the dark, you know?

Yeah, I guess, yeah, it's why therapy is really important this two shall pass Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah for him is probably a lot so important a lot of pressure Yeah, it's a guy he didn't see a way out. Yeah, some people that catastrophize I just give him too much. Yeah, yeah And they can't see a way out. Can I saw this is This is pretty good. I'll find the kid dark because I saw a video on World Star. This girl got an argument with her boyfriend, younger, you know, I don't know, probably 20 some. Just jumped out of the apartment building.

No. And some nice guy was trying to catch it. That doesn't work that way. No, you can die away. He, I don't, I don't know. There's no follow up on World Star Hip Hop. They should investigate it. It has been 20 something.

It's like 23 or 24. I've jumped out of it. She jumped out of the window after fighting with her, like, arguing. How high up? Eight stories, right? And then this guy's like, because she's like, about to jump and you can see him like this.

And he does, God bless that guy. He does get a job, try and catch her, but he gets fucked up. God, I don't know if either of them survived. Yeah, you die that way. You know what? For this episode, let's say they survived. Let's say they survived.

You know what, he caught her and I was like, yeah, that's what I was like. And then her boyfriend was like, I'm so sorry and then they have seven kids now. That's the movies. Well, that was that little kid who fell out to win the win, and they caught the kid. And the kid was okay, but they could.

Kid's different. Yeah, but when it's 150 pound woman, eight stories, yeah, the velocity, yeah, they got, dude, I'm telling you, he tried it like this. Come on, dude. Oh my god. I'm so glad. Yeah.

Catastrophic, which is your favorite in a bit of a catcher, dude. Fuck. You hear the stories all the time that the dog is barking too much and the neighbor and they're yelling and then the neighbor just, this a key to, giant a key to, and she picked the entire dog up and threw him out the window, the neighbor. That's what's called an overreaction. I don't know if you hear about that all the time, but there's cases of that.

I heard about it once. I've never heard that. I don't know what I like to do. Most people have their shit together and they're not gonna grab a key to throw it out the window. Well, I like to exaggerate. I heard about it once.

You said it, I've heard this happens all the time. Yeah. That's wrong, isn't it? Now, I heard about it once, and what I did there is I thought, if I heard about it once, other people have heard about other stories, so that's probably how.

And they're out there, but that's definitely the exception. And they're out there. Yeah. If it was just a trend, people are just grabbing dogs throwing about the window. It's not happening. Is that raining dogs, what you're saying?

No, the only time I heard about that, I thought in that Johnny Depp trial, where he grabbed the dog and hung it out the window and started, he was barking. Yeah. Well, his talk about how Amber heard Shat the bed and he goes, no, no, no, no, no, I've picked up my dog's fun and I can tell you that it's not

of those dimensions. He's so funny. He's really cabbillier fantastic. I can't get enough of him. Well, he takes one year to get a sentence out. I know, I can't. It's somehow it works. But even the aquarium's all.

No. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Delia was talking about how he's mastered the art of stillness. Darling. Stillness. You know, he wanted to look at Amber Heard

and he just keeps his head down. Like the discipline to not look up just for a second. He won't do it. He's just like, He's just a discipline guy. He's a discipline guy. He's a discipline guy. They're on rest this week.

I think they're made, yeah. They're on rest this week. I think they're on rest this week, and then they come back. Yeah. I was reading an article how this expert lawyer was saying that sometimes it helps Johnny Depp because she was the last one to give her testimony. Now his team has a week to eat that thing alive, but you also let the jury's, the jurors rest for a week and all they think about is the Amber

Hirds shit. You know though, I was watching her cry at the strategic times. And I just don't buy it. I think she's, I've seen the video again. I can see her. I've seen her. Have you seen her where she grabs an African clearly does cocaine? Yeah, she's all. Yeah. I don't think nobody blows her nose inward in one hospital. Show me one person online who goes, Amber heard is the credible person here.

It's just contradictory stories. Yeah. Well, this true always finds its way. Yeah, not every time. Well, but that's true, but it'll, but you don't get away with it. If you get that. People can read your body language people like

human beings can see bullshit that's why doing podcasts that's why people say I feel like I know you after they listen to you do you you've been if you've been listening to this long you know everything about me because you can't hide your body language speaks volume with you did enough shows you just can't hide it you can't I mean people know who you are. And I think that that's kind of one of the cool things about as toxic as social media is. The other thing about social media is, ultimately, you're probably not gonna get away with things. There are too many people watching every detail.

They're breaking it down. And ultimately, it's really hard. So when you, the Amber heard a classic example, I'm watching her cry. I'm watching her do these like things and I'm, and talk about how she's embarrassed and humiliated. She's hitting all the perfect notes.

And I'm going, man, you're a good actress. Man, are you a good actress? I just don't buy it. My answer is better, you would buy it. Okay, she's not a good actress. Well, because I, cause I, yes. But human beings are not, are you a swell bullshit? Yeah. You hear parakeet floors, you know about this little moment. Cause I, cause, yeah. But human beings are not, we can swell bullshit. Yeah.

You hear parakeet floors, you know about this little moment, cause I'm like, she goes, the accusations are that she's reading from a script. The hardest proof of that is she goes, and he was just dragging me across these parakeet floors, and he threw me to the parakeet floors,

it's parquet floors or something like that. Like, and she read it wrong. So it's like, you didn't, like you came up with this word to describe it, that somebody else, and she read it wrong. So it's like, you didn't, like, you came up with this word to describe it, but it's somebody else. Did you memorize it with that? See what I mean? Soans I got over this with an have a script.

Damn. She definitely cocaine. Parakeet floors. I don't think she's doing cocaine, but I don't think. Oh, I don't put that past her, man. You're talking about a real fucking sociopath. You want to watch her real quick? Yeah.

Unless they were paraceties. All right. And that's just some sort of flooring we don't know about. The archive snets built just for paraceties. She's doubling down. And she's also trying not to look too attractive, right? Yeah, she's very attractive. That's hard. Yeah, I mean, she can shit in my bed.

I mean, how's that gonna say? I'd be like, come attractive. That's hard. Yeah, I mean she and shit in my bed Like come on That's over come on. I know we had a fight Come on she is Parakeet boards. I mean just skidding Shummy I went flying Parakeet I was I'm not just scared Yeah, that's not a thing. I don't see it.

It's Parkay or something. I didn't know the term, but it's wrong. And she claimed to be, you know, like, know what the floors are. And it's in a, it's in a, If I was sort of, I would have went and been like, in the park, they should be like, Perky floors and they do mean Parkay, I'm like,

oh, yes, but as a joke, we say say it's parrot floors because we have all these parents But then you're going out of weird rabbit hole cuz then Johnny does like we don't have parents Johnny's like I grew up with parrot my friends would call My floors to keep look now you're just in this way again away with it. No, man I ain't gonna wait with it. I don't think yeah, I think she she screwed. Screwed meaning, you know, Johnny Depp has some sort of way to get back to Hollywood. Yeah, that's all he wants, really. I think so.

That's all he wants. I think that I don't know that this is great for her career, but it's all right. Oh, did you see what happened to that celebrity chef? During the Me Too movement, they went for him. There's, I mean, you know, I don't know what's going on with that, but. Mario Baldi or what?

Yes, Mario Baldi. I'm talking, Mario Patali. So this is crazy. So this lady goes, yeah, I was in a restaurant, or bar, whatever, and he's groping me, and grab me, put his lips on me. But then here's what happens. Is the prosecution, they can have access to your phone. And her friend and her discussing it, and she goes, yeah, he was a little handsy and her friend goes, you gotta get money out of him.

That's how this works. She goes, of course, how much you think it's fair. She goes at least 10 grand. So they're discussing that. Oh my, so they have those tax. So he found not guilty. But in civil court, you could get dithformed. And there's also like seven other women coming after him.

So he could get a little bit of that. Well, he in with this one in particular. This is all I know about I don't know what this man does but In this one it's just crazy that they got under a text and shows like she was only going for money That's it And when they at the prosecution brought up like the tech she goes I thought that's how this works even though You know he was hands you that that was celebrities they just pay this off I thought those have celebrities work and the judge was like uh-huh. What a fucking I know some people who have to deal with that they just get extorted. I mean you know. Oh well it says we know she lied in scammed a gym for $200. What would she do for 50 grand?

Yeah, just play up the look just play up the story and she put oh my god of course queen Wow, at first it was selfies and then it turned how do you live with yourself? How the fuck do you live with yourself? How do you live with yourself man? Like honestly, this is so gross This is how you want to make money and you think you're gonna get away with it? Oh, that's the one just comically, ethically. And the one with the Mr. Incredibles, Chin. She was the one that said that he told the friend to do that stuff. Who is that? That's the friend who's text like make sure you get money out of it. You're an asshole. Mr. Incredibles face. Yeah, what a scumbag man weird I would sue that man fuck you yeah

there's a bunch of cases you know she uh there it is there you go yep there you go that's there you go yep pretty good yeah sir thank you shout out to Pixar I just incredible all right cheer you have some current events these paracles yeah and that's strange it sucks now the other things I have no idea what happens. Apparently, but apparently he has some history with this. There's like seven others. I have a appropriate touching. Yeah.

Okay. I haven't heard of them before. Have you ever heard about this story? Yeah, I didn't, I didn't follow it. Okay, so this was a corrections officer, Vicky White. Yeah. And she developed this relationship with this guy named Casey White, that was a prisoner.

And he's huge. 6'9", 260 pounds. He's so big. And so I'm walking back into jail like holy shit. Yeah. He was playing for the fucking Broncos. He's so big. Really big.

Yeah, a bad guy though, apparently. Yeah, apparently he murdered so much. Yeah, carry on. Yeah, carry on. So, it was like a relationship they had for a long time. And then eventually she was supposed to retire. The day that she retired, she had sold her house for half its value,

bought a truck and then helped this guy escape. And then, true love, huh? Yeah, yeah. They said they were married, but there's no actual official bike that was saying they were married. So then they're on the lamb for like three weeks, I think, like 11 days or something.

And they were staying in the same fucking city where they escaped in a hotel. They were on them. So then someone tipped them off, tipped them off because they saw them drive down the street where it's like two blocks from the prison. They also not a very good, yeah, that's not a very good.

So then they go on the run and then went on the run, you know, there's a voice record her going, going like let's run and then she just takes a gun and she's just off Yeah, so she's she passed away and that guy's encusted here now and She was like a very very well-respected like everyone loved her. She was really good at her job Yeah, she was a widow. She was a widow too, so you know, I have so I'm sorry I have a lot of sympathy for people who have had. I know I feel bad for her. Yeah, I feel bad for her.

She was so lonely, she fell in love, and she's like, if I can't have him, what do I have, what's the point? Oh, she's gonna go to jail for sure for. Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it's okay. Cause you know how she got him out, she said that she's doing like a mental health check,

and she needs to take the inmate to whenever the doctor. So he jumps in and they just drive off. And she was so trusted and you know, it makes me say I loved it. Yeah, it's a bummer. I said they never expected this from her. This was a desperate. They might have had a real connection

and she's like, this is awful. This is the love of my life. He's six, nine murders people. You know? I don't know what those, what his situation was. Oh, not, hey, I'll tell you, not good. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no fell in deeply in love with this murderer and tried to get him out of there and of course it didn't work out. Yeah, terrible story. He's so big though. I want to talk to him. When you said that, I wanted to be like this, happens all the time. Yeah, it's all the time. What's this? Remember that guy, Ollie London, that British dude that transformed into a Korean guy?

Remember him? Now, she has transformed into a woman now. So she's transgender and transracial. What's her problem? So we don't mess it up. I don't know what. I think they, ah, there are some things going on with this person. Yeah. You got a lot of backlash online.

That was all he before. Ooh. You know, that's all he. Okay. Untouchable now kid toucher Transgender created people just do a man some people just have that thing in their head And they just don't know what those going on here's my thing. Yeah, if if she's happy She wants to do that all good. I don't go fuck you ahead. I don't think that that's someone who's happy

Confused and yeah. I don't go fuck your head. I don't think that that's someone who's happy. I think that's confusing. Yeah, I don't know. I'm sure some of them are happy would not be the word. I would I would use to describe someone like that something is very lost. That's yeah. Total 30 30s. Look at on the left, man. Yeah, that's not to the right. That's nuts, those those eyes are popping. Those cat eyes. Those came with it. I know about the right that's nuts those Those eyes are popping there's cat eyes those came with no about the doctors that do this too as a doctor That's gotta be trippy too. Yeah, I think about that. I think about that But I but I know when you go to have like surgery like cut off your generals Whatever the rest you have to meet with a oh you me okay a therapist and like a psychologist to get the okay to do the surgery I know but the problem is the therapist and psychologists are not.

They have their hands on their pocket. I've seen them, I've seen this a million times. I've seen a million English people turn their green female a million times. Yeah, just to your point. I mean, happens every day. Therapists and psychologists are simply not experts on this. Because this. Who is though, it's new.

It's so new. This is something. No, you know who would be a great expert? It's someone who's transgender who has gone through it and it's had me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, journeys of my point B. And if they have the education to be a therapist or a counselor, that's what you want to talk to. So not somebody that can't relate. So if you look at the suicide rate among transgender people or people who have what's called gender dysphoria, it's very high. And in some cases, it's highest 50%. I'm only, I'm only

parroting echoing what I have heard and read from people who seem to really actually look at the data. But maybe bring that up, you're just so we're not well. Yeah, I know. It was a happy topic, but Rogan had that woman on who discussed it, like people who re-transition, that kind of does seem to be suppressed,

like people who go, hey, I have a warning story. They don't really like that, you know what I mean? Well, no, so we don't get to hear those voices sometimes, but there are those voices. And so when you see people that go through their transition, it doesn't mean that the suicide rate goes down. It doesn't, when you have gender affirming surgery, it doesn't mean that you actually, according to the data available,

that it doesn't mean it actually stops to talk either way. Either way, it's tough. But I do think, when they're talking about kids and stuff, yeah, man, you shouldn't let a kid decide if they're gonna transition and they're doing that job, no, that's my, I have an issue with that. But if it's a grown adult who wants to do it,

by all means means do it. Exactly. I'm not, I would never stop. But also I think something too to that suicide rate is they're still not really accepted amongst societies. That has something to do with it. And online, you think you get death threats online? Try being a black transgender woman.

That went from man to woman, the death threats. And then not, and your death threats aren't real. They're death threats. And when they walk down the street to get caught in the real. So that's why suicide is through the rules. I always say this. I can't, no, I can go, yeah, they're probably looking at my hair. That person kind of has a better idea.

It's horrible. One of the things I touch on in my special is that when people, I remember when, if you were very flamboyant, and you were a very gay, sort of like you were very flamboyant, you were very, you know, expressive with your body, let's say, as a gay man growing up, growing up, that was physically dangerous for you, physically dangerous. It wasn't that you didn't, that you couldn't have a job. You got shunned, you had to keep it a secret, you wouldn't get promoted. There are all those things that gay rights are 20 years old.

I mean, they've been fighting for them for a long time, but as far as like actually people who accept gay marriage in the mainstream, that's 15 years old, dude. Will and Grace was a groundbreaking show. And so people forget how far we've come even in 20 years. It was physically dangerous. It still is, though.

It is not country-wide, it's not even- Let a lot less. A lot less, a lot less. A lot less. It's still not great. Yeah, a lot less a lot less but still not great. Yeah a lot less Yeah, so We've covered a lot of ground here kids What else you got, kid? All right, T.Va. Kate dark

T.Va. Kate actually like it. I'm liking Mark Harley is the I'm liking Mark Harley as sort of the the first episode Seasoning he seasons this show. Smart guy. Yeah. Very sorry guy. Stirred expert too. It's kind of an expert by this. Stirred. Very good actor.

Stirred is good. Yeah. This is a career only as Jack once more fun board. People are getting more Jack though. T-Fat K juicy. Juicy. Since 2022. This is insane. So I don't know, it's like one of the smaller planes,

but the pilot somehow passed out, it wasn't coherent, said the passengers. I don't know how many of them, they said there were, they don't, they're not giving names or anything either. But one passenger called the CB radio, whatever, and said like my pilot passed out and heard, gone to inquires. I have no idea how to fly the plane. Apparently, you know what My pilot passed out and I heard he said I'm resting on his I have no idea how to fly the plane Apparently, you know what they did is they found out what plane it was and they took a picture and then the people on the ground in the tower was like right you need to do this this and this and this

and my favorite is they go what like what your latitude longitude and he goes I have no idea I've never done this before he goes I can see the coast of Florida and he goes okay I have no idea. I've never done this before. He goes, I can see the coast of Florida. And he goes, okay, just stay parallel to that. And then once you hit this, and he goes, hey, you in here, and we go, he's pretty calm, he goes, I've never landed a plane before me. I have no idea how to turn this thing off.

It's just like, ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e. And he's just chow-safety. He's like, buddy landed it. They say he landed it just like an actual license pilot, like even better. Wow. So what's the takeaway kids? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a landing. Soft landing, too. Wow, that's a hell of a landing. It's so funny, everybody just be like, they're asking all these detailed questions. He goes, I don't know, man. The longitude, what the fuck?

I can see the coast of Florida. You know, he's like, I don't know. I don't know. I think I see a McDonald's, I can fuck this. That's where you're, can I see, why is Britney Spears posting nude pics? What is this about? I don't know, she's been doing that.

You keep hearing about this and you watch Rambo. Yesterday I heard about it. Yeah, in Rambo, when I was watching Rambo, it was in the movie. She's celebrating her freedom. Yeah, she's just doing her thing. All right. Gosh, I let him breathe.

Yeah. Interesting. She's butt naked, man. All right. Still body it up. Oh yeah. Don't look crazy, man. All right. Still bodyed up. Oh, yeah. Don't look crazy at all. What do you got to do?

Her eyes just looks kind of like gone. Yeah, you think? I'm not saying, I think the people get so crazy. So Kim got dressing and knew this, but Brittany can't. Okay, hey. I know who can't. Everybody calm down. People are so active.

It's like, okay, okay, okay. This is the last one. So Mike Tyson won't be charged at all for that one plane meeting that he did. Everybody calm down. People are so active. It's like, okay, okay, okay. This is the last one. So Mike Tyson won't be charged at all for that one plane meeting that he did. He's doing that crazy guy. Yeah, because the guy doesn't press charges and they kind of, the guy didn't press charges.

No, no. He's become a great American figure. He blew up out of nowhere. He's a fucking wise sage. Like when he talks, there's something so honest about him. Yeah. Do you feel that way?

I like I do. He's certainly on a filter. And he's got to whisper that I think is in documentary, but I think James Toback directed me. Yes. He, he, they set it up so it was like, James is behind him in a, like a, it was like a therapy session.

So it doesn't look at anything. And you can see in his eyes, he is being so open and honest. You're like, everything you say, you're like, oh, he couldn't even think about. But you want to, like, you want to everything you say, you're like, oh, he couldn't even think about it. But you want to, like you want to talk about how America loves the comeback. So you know, you're talking whether he did or not,

I tell him how the guy that was found guilty by jury. And that was watching that. And I was like, for rape. With the prison, yeah, I don't know if I believe it, but either way, with the prison for rape, do seven years or whatever. And then, you know, most athletes or public figures are screwed. And this guy, really you'll get Todd Phillips

who brings him back, puts him on the hangover. And you realize, oh, he's this fun guy. And he's worked on himself and he's very compassionate and he's a good person. And now he has his podcast, so you can actually hear his voice. Like you want to have a comeback. He was open. He was open. Yeah. In love with my face. He was open to, um, he, he allowed us in and we watched him evolve. Like truly.

Like he was so open with everything he was going through. With that top, but that's how the world should work. Like people make mistakes. Yeah. Whether you believe that or not, they make mistakes, they grow from it. What is the point of prison? It's a rehabilitation center. They're supposed to come back to society as normal people. That's how prisons was worked.

There's not a poster boy on this fucking planet that didn't go through the prison system and become, come out better than Mike Tyson. He's gentle, he's more open. I know you see that pastor, he's whipping his ass, but that's not Mike Tyson. That's him pushed to the brinks, but he's very open, compassionate. He gives younger fighters advice. He's a great dad. He's a podcaster. He had a one-man show on fucking Broadway, he toured all around the world doing it. Like, it's such, like that's how people make mistakes, man. No matter what the magnitude is, if you put in the time, you put in the effort, this is how it should work.

No matter who it is. And I think that whether you're famous or not, the lesson is also owning up to your mistakes. That's when you get to be older, you have to set an example. That's what I'm trying to do. And I think- You don't like this? No, I was telling you that.

It's important. It's important. And I think, by the way, in the doc, I believe that he thinks he didn't commit the crime. And how to reset everything else he does take ownership for. He has a great perspective on that. But at least I got like, because the narrative, I didn't really, I was a kid at the time, but I just thought Mike Tyson rapist, and then you hear him like, oh, he believes he didn't do it,

and everything else seems to be so open. I agree. He's like, it was embarrassing how open I was. Yes. Yeah. It's a phenomenal dog. No, it's phenomenal. Yeah, I agree.

Everything else he kind of owns and that, he's like, that never happened. Yeah. And he has no reason to lie. He did serve the time. It's all for him. Yeah. And he has no reason to lie. All right serve the time. It's ho for him. And he has no reason to lie.

And like, all right. And then you look more into it, like, okay. It's up to, you know, for debate. Yeah. Redemption. But he's also got that that doesn't cross my mind. Like I've worked with him, I've been around him a bunch. That stuff doesn't cross my mind.

You know, I'm not such a gentle, sweet kind guy who grew up horribly. Yeah. And then came out of it. It came from the gutter to what he's doing now. such a gentle, sweet, kind guy who grew up horribly. And they came out of, you know, came from the gutter to what he's doing now. Like, it's such an inspiring story. And I think that was always in him, because when I, I'm watching that MTV

did this great doc about it back in the day. And I learned about the pigeons that he had. It's like, this is a guy who always loved animals. Yeah, you know, he's not obsessed with animals. Yeah, you know, growing up in a really rough environment forces you You know to think a certain yeah, it's such a great comeback story. Yeah, some what he would email Custom auto if he could and he was like damn. That's a good one who asked him that A guy I can't remember who it was on the podcast. Yeah, and he said damn

I never had anybody ask me that question. Was it our friend Joe Rogan? He was just on the phone. And this is a good question. No, Rogan's out of your eight. I see you couldn't remember. He's out of my eight. Uh oh. He's out of my eight.

Deep call back to the beginning of the episode. Out of my, I was listening to him. The last episode I was listening to was Douglas Murray. I gotta get in there. Rogan Douglas Murray? That was a good one. I haven't listened to it. Great. Yeah, he's so smart and articulate. And this makes this case, we can all. And God see. I was listening to his Douglas Murray. I gotta get in there. Rogan Douglas Murray? That was a good one. I haven't listened to it.

Yeah, he's so smart and articulate. And this makes this case, we can all. And God see. Look, I'm still, yeah, he's like, took on the whole world mop. And what's his thing? He's got enough to marry. He's got the very intelligent guys who write books.

He wrote the madness of crowds. Yeah. He wrote his new book, The War on the West. And he's like, he's like, look, when you say that the West, when you describe Western civilization as only an oppressive patriarchy that invented slavery, you are so historically, yes, the amount of slavery that was going east, there was slavery going west, there was a tremendous amount going east, believe me. And it was all the tour. Every bit is horrible. But we get labeled, you know.

And pro-Western narratives tend to be grouped with. It's like, all right. Oh, you're all right. Not see, it's like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying, I actually think there's some good stuff that we've looked into it. I'm not a, you mean like democracy? You might, you mean like humanism? Yeah, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the family, do you mean like feminism? Do you mean like human rights? Not doing ourselves by our worst mistakes ever,

going what do we uphold and say we're striving for? The very language in the Bill of Rights, the very language in the Constitution, was used by people who are marginalized in this country, including slaves, to liberate themselves. So of course we have the standards of slavery. Yeah, Mark. Watch and leave America.

And I think about that because. Yeah, just get out of here. Who's a Gary Kasperoff, the guy, he brought this book, Winterscombing. A Russian. Talking about the Russian chess game. That clicked home with me because I go, you could go to Russia and it's a modern country. They do not uphold the same value. So it's not even striving.

They'll pay basic lip service to the idea of the rule of law. You have no rights as an individual. Zero. And as a creative, or if you go against the agenda, you're screwed. But more importantly, one of the delineating lines is that when you have a country like Russia, like Putin and his group, they can come in at any time,

kill you with anonymity, or take all your property. And you have zero record. Zero. You can't hire a lawyer. You have to just take it. It's not the bottom. You see what might make sure. You see what's interesting with, you know, there's this narrative that Putin's sick and that's why he's doing all this stuff.

And this even, you know, ignites this even more is because he was, he plays in this hockey game. This is like a national hockey game. It's a big deal for him. And he announced, I just don't feel like doing these shows up and he has these scars from there saying something from medication or from a surgery or whatever, but they're covered and makeup.

And he has a blanket over his legs. And then they showed last time he's playing, he's on the ice like. His identity is strength and a viral. Yes, I can lift weights. But that's that's not anymore. You say if you're on that viral. Yeah, he's going viral, baby. Yeah.

And and it's food non for me. You see the thing about the table. He would only sit with these other world leaders like 20 feet away from them. Let's try COVID. He's probably no. No, no. No, he was he was he didn't trust anybody. He didn't trust anybody in this cabinet. Yeah, somebody asked me about this poison. I'm

like, you know how hard it would be to poison Putin from inside the history of that in Russia. It happened all the time. It makes sense for him. He's the only person in Russia. The other ones who do it, but also, but also, there's a, there's a play on Broadway. There's also a great book on it. We're not, or Hitler had women. And they would, because he was vegetarian, he had a group of six women. Before anything he ate, they would all try it.

And they were just in tears, because they're so scared. None of them ever died. But they just went through so much trauma and pressure. And they're like, the food was really good. There was no meat. What'd you say? Crazy didn't empathize for them. Yeah.

You think, uh, they were terrified. It wasn't bothered by their tears. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see. Yeah. That's kind of a good job. Eat really well. Psychologically terrorized, but you are full.

Yeah, you're not skinny. Being poisoned put on a lot of weight. Horrible way to die. Oh yeah. Horrible way to die. The radiation stuff that Putin actually does. Oh my god, or just ingesting poison and dying that way. Horrible, horrible. He's put on a lot of weight. He's put on a lot of weight. He's put on a lot of weight. He's put on a lot of weight. He's put on a lot of weight. He's put on a lot of weight. He's put on a lot of weight. He's put on a lot of weight.

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He goes, I am innocent. He drinks the potion and just goes fucking dead. I'd be watching it after the fact, but. He was like a real hardcore. Yeah. You ever seen that? No. Oh, dude.

He was. I don't see somebody dying the shit. But just that whole comment. People falling out of buildings, dogs. Dogs have died in this episode. People have been poisoned comp. People falling out of buildings, dogs. Dogs have died in this episode. People have been poisoned. People have fallen out of building. Hitler.

There he is. War criminal. Dies up to drinking poison in court. You see the whole court going, wait, what happened? What happened? I think he watched it. I think he watched it. I think he just passed his balance.

He's like, he's like, he's kind of a badass though the way he said it. He goes, I'm fucking innocent. And he just goes, I'm not letting you guys do this to me anymore. That's a tough dude. Jesus Christ. He wouldn't have, look at him. They're looking at him.

Those are warriors. Is he right away? Oh wow. Nothing tops, but Dwyer, huh? You know what I'm talking about? Hey man, nice shot. God damn, that's a fucking, that's a guy who's, those men smash, they don't die, they snap.

They're just like, now you're not doing this to me. Honor is more important than my life. Jesus Christ. It is about us. I have to know where. Well, war criminal, I mean, yeah. Yeah. That was what he was protesting.

He wasn't a war criminal. Well, if you want to see more of this in Philadelphia next week, just get it. I don't get this darker serious. Well, I'll be, I'll be this weekend. Tomorrow, Friday and Saturday, Washington DC, DC comedy loft, then I got my special, Brian Probe,

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Brian Calon, Joe Rogan on vaccinated. Do you think YouTube would let you do that? That'd be fucking hilarious. Bring your COVID claim on this. Would Joe let me do it? That's the question. No, I'll answer that. No, you might go do that.

Joe, let me do this. Yeah. Joe Rogan naked. Joe Rogan naked and afraid. I just call it Joe Rogan light. He's always calling me that you're Joe Rogan light Oh, that's funny. I don't like that as much. No Yep, so ghosty Brian talent in Washington DC Comin loft you're there Thursday Friday Saturday. Yeah, you said just Friday Saturday. No, Thursday Friday Saturday. Yep, Marl

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