The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 798: The Fighter and the Kid

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

The OG boys are back! The guys talk Bryan's interview with Dan Crenshaw, the most unreliable cars, more stuff from the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial, Edward Scissorhands, Hannah Barron, the new Top Gun, Tom Brady's $375 million dollar FOX deal and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This the fighter and the kid Had to run it back cause we back at it again Yeah we gon keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bragging When it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid callin' on the left When the fighter on the right And then do it right cause we comin' at your life

With the team, I did keep it OG Must see TV, I had to do it Yes we did cause we back at it again This the fighter and the kid the fight only in the kid. It's the fight only in the kid. It's incredible. This is incredible. It's the fight only in the kid.

Oh my god, this is good. Who did this? Peter. Peter. Fuck, he's good. All the studios. Huh? This is really the fight of the kid.

We're out. Come on, baby. Wow. Wow, daddy. Wow. New intro. Whoa. And we got, we changed.

We changed. We're wearing white shirts. Yeah. White t-shirts. My body. My body. My shirt. I noticed that my body hasn't changed.

No. Here's the years we looked exactly the same. Here's what a fucking Lids are different my lids are different your ears different But I this is my favorite thing Ray Longo comes to my show in in Jersey and one of his black belt a Matt Sara black But who's about my age goes? I'm so fucking lame. He goes how do you move like that your body is so fluid? I was like that's the greatest cop. It's gonna be non-stick. He says, I'm made of water, bro, because I'm fucking mercury.

Dude, how about that going through all the old school sets that we've had? We've had some sets. We've had some sets. We've had some sets. Yeah. And then how about yesterday I ran into our boy who was our boss at Fox Sports.

Good guy. Great guy. I can't remember his name. The best. So I was at Malboo Cars and Coffee with my boys. And then he pulled up in like a 2002 Ferrari and I go, when did you get this? I haven't seen him in years, in Fox.

And when you get this, he's like, yeah, I just got it. So he's like, oh, Park, we'll talk. I'm like, yeah, so he gets out and he's like, man, his friend was there who doesn't know us or anything about that. And he goes, oh, what are you doing? He goes, we did find kid 3D, man, he's explaining 3D, I go, man.

And he was, what happened to those? Like, Fox has all of them, man. they do I wish we could get them and then I Redestribute them now on our YouTube. He goes all make that happen It's not like Fox has got the it's in a vault and we're saving well That's what he said he goes they're not used and they don't he goes they also they never cared about it He goes Romero's the only one that really support you guys there. He goes they don't care They're not they're doing nothing with them right now. He gets not even like their genre like what they're trying to do like give it to us I said I'll pay for him he goes let's see because let me reach out to him

I think a shanks or something that's still the head guy there. Yeah, good when that be great for you to find get three D's back get him out there. Yeah, put him on our YouTube that people finally see him. We haven't seen him so much fun Dude we did that with no money. Oh, that's Eric Shanks. Yeah, yeah, yep He's still got sports. Yeah, man. That's great. Really need those fire into three days. He's a good man Yeah, I'd be fun, right? Yeah be fucking awesome. How was DC? It's fucking the nation's capital, dude. I went I I was interesting as I go to the capital I went to college there and you know I realized Americans how far outside like like like 10 minutes you know it's all that amazing area I love to see you realize like how amazing this country is with all its warts and its issues like say what do you say warts?

yeah warts warts and all you know the idea you've never heard of expression no no so whenever you say that whenever you say like this company is a great company, Warts and all. You got, you got some Warts. Yeah, a few spots. Warts are disgusting. Yeah, I've never heard that term. It's very aggressive. Warts are, yeah, that's a malabric.

Sure, we have our warts. Like if you had a, you know, like, I don't like, yeah, like imagine if this one's like, you know, how's your girl like, she's good, man, I mean, you know, she has her warts, but we're good. She's got a couple of, I'm gonna start adding that into my vocabulary. She's got some anal warts Dude, how's the how's far kid going at you and Brian? Do we're good? I mean we have our warts, but you know

Do you know you can get a most people be like? Yeah, Brian has warts. I'm like yeah, you everyone has why I've warts Brian has warts You know you can get anal warts. Do you know this in your genital war? No, you can also get anal warts And I sometimes I have a story and I keep it to myself. Let's go ahead and keep it to yourself. Yeah, if it's about anal warts. You don't want it, yeah. We don't want to kick that off.

Well, anal warts is a good way to ruin. If you're eating anything and somebody goes, man, I had some, I had some anal warts removed. Here you go. I'm gonna start using warts for everything. I can't eat that. When I go over your house or dinner, your girl's like, how's down like,

it was good, how did Wart? Right. Had it's Wart. I'm calling my special anal Wart. That's what I'm gonna call. You say new name for your special. I don't care about your name. I'm gonna call it.

I'm gonna call it. I'm gonna call it. Ano Wart's live is a good idea. Brian Kellen, anal Wart's dude. It's just a red, a red fucking eye, which is just a bunch of war. It's just dots on you. Whatever you do if you're listening to this,

do not Google anal war because it'll change your life. Yeah, you can either do that, or if you really want to ruin your day, just do ISIS beheadings. You feel the exact same. My buddy, my buddy told me in college, he goes, I had anal, I had genital war, and I was like, I didn't know what the fuck that was.

And I made the mistake of seeing a picture of general warts. They're running you day. And I was like, that's all I thought about. I was like, I would die if I ever get a bad guy. That's also something you can't just get rid of. Like they're there forever? No, no, you, you, well, you have them removed, I guess.

Yeah, but I think, but I think the virus. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Keeps on keeping on. Well, now that, you know, that's why they have a vaccine for anal for general worse because they can turn in women, especially they can turn cancerous. There's a vaccine for anal warts. There's a vaccine for general war. The kids have to get it. What if Fauci started pushing most most girls now get the vaccine? Oh interesting. Yes. And that's the term not called anal wart prevention. It's called genital warts. And I think that when they when they make their way to your taint and your your bum hole, you've been doing some pretty. Even though it's a

really shite. It's time to chill out girl. Hey, that hot girl summer. Very cool. Yeah. Fun summer. Yep. But in that summer, you got warts. Yeah. How's your summer? It was good. Some warts here. And of some boards. Dude, I'm using it all the time. People were like, how's Brian's special? I'm like, I actually enjoy it. There's some boards though.

Yeah. Now I went into, I went into the, I wasn't the capital and I went and interviewed Dan Crenshaw, who is the Navy CEO with the eye patch. Yep. And smart kid. There's smart and then there's him like I like when you ask him a question He'll give you a one-hour answer. He went to Harvard graduate school

You maybe see on the goes. I'm gonna go might get my Yeah, I'm gonna go get my shit from toughs and I'm gonna go to Harvard, John F. Kennedy School of government get my masters in that and When you talk to a guy like that like I'm pretty first in some history and like that. Like I'm pretty versed in some history and, and, but, I can bet so many of those are black belted in it though. You know what I'm saying? No, and, and he, he is a very smart guy,

but what's funny about when you get into like, what you think is politics versus what actually politics is, like just the nitty gritty shit that you deal with on a daily basis. And by the way, who wants to do that? Whites. You see some,

I mean, DC's got some whites. Like white, I'm white. Man DC's pretty freaking. Very black. Yes. No, no, very black. I want to call it that's your crowd though, yeah. Very black, but when you go to the powers,

like you go into the capital, especially the Republican side, it is true. Oh, and you have to go there to interview Dan Grinchel Yeah, I went in interview that the I asked him who he thinks he could fight who he'd have his hands full when he looks out on On the floor during Congress. Oh, who's gonna beat him up? There's there's a one guy who's an MMA fighter is it was a congressman. Who's a professional in a make? Who I can't remember his name. I think you would know There are a couple a couple of there a lot of special forces operator Jesse Ventura was the Navy seal that guy

I'm putting my money on over Dan. Dan's like younger Dan's younger Dan's younger Dan. Dan. No, but where's this interview live on? I'll tell you about that. Oh, you know, I got some plans for it. Okay. I'm doing a bunch of stuff I'm just trying to bank what I'm doing is bunch of stuff. I'm just trying to bank you. What I'm doing is I'm going out, every time I go to a town, I'm doing something called Best of, and I'm basically coming up. To the best of DC. Yeah, I'm just the best of what other town has to offer.

That's cool. I think I'm gonna go Python hunting in Florida. So in Florida, there's all sorts of shit you can do. So West Palm Beach, I'm gonna be there. Do Douglas Person Florida. Wait, that's actually such a sick idea. Because I'm just a bit ballin' ideas here. Well, the Uglis human in Florida and people are like,

well, they're a human being, like, yeah. They live in the swamp. They only ate it. I hate it. You know me, I don't like making fun of people for their lives in the world. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

Huh? No, it's like winning a contest. Well, I was thinking about this. So I go to the town, so West Palm Beach, I'm gonna go about an hour up, I can like winning a contest. Well, I was thinking about this. So I go to the town, so West Palm Beach, I'm gonna go about an hour up, I can find pythons. Now, when you get a python, there's such an invasive species. 300 bucks for a male, $500 for a female, if it's got eggs. So you got people out there making 10 grand a week,

just getting pythons, because they're everywhere. Tough kick. Tough kick. Yeah, tough kick. But I wanna go find it. I wanna, they say they have Nile Crocodiles out there. Yeah, tough gig. But I want to go find it. I want to they say they have Nile Crocodiles out there. Yeah, I'm for this real great. So to me you and your white chrysanthemums in the Everglades in a fan boat. In a fan boat by yourself or you know

how to hire an expert. I have an expert. Yeah, I got an expert. I might do some noodling. You know when you catch the catfish. I'm scared of that. So I'm gonna Hannah barons like the best in the world You can't a bear right? No, can't pair you up with my god. Can't pair you up. Don't even ask Not gonna connect you guys. That's my friend Hannah bear come on. Don't be stinging with your friend. She's gorgeous Yeah, super gorgeous and she's like the best And she loves the shows too, so she shows yeah Hannah hit me up. Oh my god. Hannah don't do that. Look at the size of that fucking what? I got her enormous. Oh my god that's huge. She's six pounds.

Wait a minute. I go, she's fucking gorgeous. Yeah. She's on King of the Sting. We had a song. Wait, she's sung a song about it. She's on Hunter. Oh yeah.

She does everything. Yeah. Oh, outdoors. Oh my god. Not today, Stingray. Not today. What a woman. Yeah. Who's married to her? She might have a boyfriend.

She might have a boyfriend. She might have a boyfriend of Zaneis. Does that guy go to church every day and thank God? Oh yeah. Yeah. She's a cutie. I mean, she's not just a cutie. She's a fucking tongue with her accent.

Right, her accent talks. She called it dinosaur. That's the accent. She called it T-Rex. There's like, cool. Dude, what the fuck is going on with that? I can't believe you've never seen it. Look at how hot she is.

Just, oh, I can't. A giant slimy fish on my fucking shoulder. She eats that thing. Yeah, she's a bee. She's tiny too. Yeah, she's not big. Well, that catfish is, you know. She puts her, she's elbow deep in these catfish.

Oh my God. She's gone, killing animals. She's in some, shush, shush, shush, shaped. Yeah. That is a great pitch. She went all over the pot, but yeah, she's the best. Niceest in some shape. Yeah. That is a great pitch. She's the best. Niceest lady ever too. I'm getting that out of the tent too.

That'd be cool. No, just give the big catfish on your back. It's a tap. But they have a lot of ideas. Yeah. So they're kind of thing. Oh, that's cool. Yeah.

Dude, do the richest asshole in Palm Beach. Well, now I'm on the search for the biggest dick in Palm Beach. That'd be a very crowded field. It's a crowded field. What if you want it, when you go there, do you want ratings or not? Yeah, there's money and then there's mama money and that would be Naples and West Palm Beach, right?

And you got some old, crusty guys. Go for a ton. Old crusty guys. Gold cuter ton. Old crusty guys with some. The biggest y'all. Jink head in West Palm Beach. And you just find them. Just find them.

Yeah, you have like a criteria. It's the richest guy in the world. Like the richest, what would that be? Just the richest. But like the guy who's got, who's got a gold Rolls Royce. Yeah, but those guys usually don't have money. No, right?

Yeah, the guys have all that money on it. They might have a Royals Royce, but they're not showing off like that. What you saying? They say Royals Royce? Rolls. Yeah, you say that and you better get it right. It's Royce. Is it Royce? Is it Royce?

What is it for me? We've been doing this podcast for 27 years. And the one thing I will never fucking live down. Royce? It makes me, it makes me,. Blood rolls. Rolls Royce. Rolls Royce. Rolls Royce. You're in the cars.

Say it right. Not Rolls Royce is now. Say Rolls Royce. Rolls Royce is not my thing. Don't say Royles Royce. You know how I'm not an asshole? I don't have to say Rolls Royce. I don't care.

There you go. I don't care. That's lesson one. See that's lesson one. Now you go there, you find or you go how do you sell How do you say this car's name? No see how they say it? Nope if they say it too well and elegant no Asshole number one you can say royals like their rolls Royces so say that right now rolls Royce yeah Come from a

Prius and the biggest bitch test on the planet. So that's why I don't care. So I'm gonna say, how are we set? Hey, right? I do miss my big Tesla. Yeah, right? Yeah. No one respects me in my little white Tesla. Oh, I lost all respect for you.

I got white on and tell you this. I get on all of us every day. I get moved off the road. I swear to God, women are like, get the fuck out of the way. I'm like, jeez. No, it's the logo for the woke movement. Yeah, it's your car. I swear to God, women are like, get the fuck out of the way, I'm like, jeez. No, you know what's the logo for the woke movement? Yeah, it's your car, it's you and your car. I should have driven the car.

It's the logo. Yeah, you get that on the hat, so stay woke and has your car on it. Then the back says, I only eat soy. I only eat soy. Yeah. Oh, you know this though, right? I do.

Oh, what gave it away when it came with soy protein? You got it. I just don't like the fact that I have to have my phone's app on to open the doors, or it comes with a credit card that it drives me nuts, man. Oh, that's the way you get in. Is it better? Yeah, and the fucking handles, like they,

I actually have a problem with the car. It's too much. I bought it. Maybe I'll sell it. You wanna buy a Tesla? I'll buy it and set on fire. No, listen to me. I'll buy it and drive it off the PC8. It's good. I don't want to buy Tesla? I'll buy it and set on fire. No, listen. I'll buy it and drive it off the PC8.

No. It's good. I don't want to be in it. I was... It's fast. Sure. Yeah, I mean. It's got some kick. Not really though, huh?

It got kick. It's got kick. You know, it's the most unreliable car in America. You know what? It's not for the three years of life. Oh no, bring it up, Chin. That's the most unreliable car in the world. It's the most red track you... You know, road and track gave it the most reliable. What?

Tess is, you know, Tess is actually the most reliable. You'll see. Ten most unreliable, watch this. Tess, I want him to be close to it. Watch this. Watch this. Ready? Vol. Go on. You'll see. You're wrong. Whoever told you this is hilarious. Sport, eco sport. Of course. Keep going. Oh, we hilarious. Ford EcoSport, of course. Keep going. We got the Jeep Wrangler, of course. He probably says it. Tesla number seven, that's Tesla Model S.

Oh no. Oh you don't know that they have horrible problems. Oh that's funny. That's funny. You said they're not even beyond the list. Now there's gonna be multiple versions that car in this list. Yeah, I've never heard of this.

Color opera. It's a fucking small car. No, this is people who are against electric cars. This is not on go. Oh, no, that's on New York post It was it was on the whole of your cheap compass a lot of cheap voice. Yeah A lot of books I can a lot of jeeps a lot of Tesla Super I would have been super but that's that weird one. Wow number one Chevrolet Silverado. Now, caveat to being the most unreliable, remember how many Chevy Silverados

are how many Tesla's there are? Because they're gonna have more numbers. The Tesla's not known as reliable car. Well, I thought the S was, you know, got glowing. I've never had a problem at all. I've never taken any shop ones. I know so many people have problems. Really?

It's the only thing I hear about Tesla. What? Now, I'm sure, now again, there's so many of them. Do you gonna have more, you know, but yeah, I've heard so many issues. I'm so lazy, man. If I can get an electric car with that kind of speed, because Daddy likes some speed now, you know. No, you don't care. That's the thing. I don't care. No. I don't care at all. It's like you can get from point A point B, especially where you're coming from. Who cares? Yeah, it's true. You look gay. Who cares, dude?

So what? Basically, I'm a gay man. And it's white with white interior and with that white shirt? Yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. You just look like a red thumb drive down the road. I just don't like being a target.

I've always avoided conflict with guys and bars because they just look at me and go, I don't think that guy is going to be it. I'm sorry wait are you saying you don't drive a cool car because you want to avoid conflict because otherwise I got to use my street fighting. Oh yeah you know what I mean yeah I got to get down that makes sense why you drive that car. I don't like it. It's conflict.

Let me get let me get something that's a easy car because people that drive nice cars have been so many fights. Yeah you get the fights. Yeah if you go on Roltz Star and you see the car fights, it's only really nice cars. If you drive a nice car, if you really have a problem, not if you have cauliflower ears,

never have a problem. I've never had a problem. Never, never, never. Never heard that. That's made up. No, no, no, no, it's made up. Not a data. If you're in a Ferrari, people are like,

what a dick and they fuck with you. I don't think I think it's more of a Tesla thing now. Might be. Yeah, because I was with my daughter. Because now everyone drives them. I'm with my kids and the back of the Asian straddle. Because I didn't even realize that cut them off. And he goes, you and your F word, Tesla, F, asshole,

like just, and I was like, and I turned, and I looked at him, he was in a truck, and I was like, on principle, I should engage here. And my daughter goes, dad, don't respond. Smarter, it's my daughter. Smarter gown. And she she was I don't know 11 at the time 12 smart M.E.S. Pro's concert yeah pros and cons but I did a slow turn and this one you had the big boy test that's my big boy name the small and it was a great it was midnight blue or something, midnight gray. Yeah, graphite.

I went white and white. But, Dan, Chris, I was cool. Cool shit. It's just very smart. I mean, when you talk to a guy like that, he's a guy who, he may be a Republican, but he's primarily feels like very in the middle because he's very thoughtful about things, right? He's very, he can be asking a Republican though.

Yeah, but if you ask him a question, he's got a, he's said... Definitely a Republican though. Yeah, but if you ask him a question, he's got a... He said something really cool about government. He's like, it's not the big governments, the problem. It's how much does government affect your individual life and freedom? Sure. So you may need a big bureaucracy to run shit, but the real question is, you don't want it in your life.

You don't want it like restricting your fucking everyday life. That's the problem. Yeah. Did you ask about the mass shooting in Buffalo? Did that happen when we didn't get into that? I think it happened the next day. Oh, gotcha. That guy, that guy fucking livestreamed it and I saw it.

The first two minutes. Yeah, then Twitch took it out. Somebody sent it to me and I was, I didn't know what it was. Like somebody, you mean you searched for it? No, I did not. I swear I got it. Somebody sent it to me and I, I didn't know that. I don't. I mean you searched for no idea. I got it I didn't send to me and I Didn't know that I don't like that shit. What friend was like check this out ruin my whole fucking month

You know what friend like checked this live stream of a mass shooting. I can't see that shit It just makes me so sad and so scared and so fucking depressed But it was like a video game look like a fucking video game, you know, yeah, like Jesus Christ. I saw it You didn't see it. Yeah, yeah, it in this interview. You did see it? Yeah. Yeah. It was on World Star. I was like, I see what's happening here. That's...

You keep watching World Star, that's why. Yes, damn World Star. Yeah, I wouldn't want that to seem too. I don't like seeing this. Oh, that's absolutely not. I don't like watching. Then Twitch should get on for two minutes. Yeah.

Yeah, only two minutes. But Jesus Christ. Yeah. You keeping up with the hammer heard Johnny Depp thing? It came right back today. I said, that's the best fight going on right now. That's just, he's kind of low to their next big pay per view. The best fight is Amber herd John Depp.

Yes. I guess she was talking about the shit. She was saying how it's the dog. It was the dogs. Hmm. Dogs, that's dog ate some weed. This is so humiliating. That's talk about like, no, it wasn't my shit.

My shit's not that big. Like, you know, I mean, how, yeah, it's just like all the shit is coming out, no pun intended. But all the shit is coming out on both of them. Yeah. Where they're just like, oh, you're both crazy. Yeah.

Although I think she definitely lied through her teeth. Oh my god, yes. He just sounds like he's a nightmare because he drinks and drugs a lot and just becomes this fucking Can I interject because I've been paying attention to a lot of the stuff and Especially with your parents. I've heard that before they go Both sides are really bad the main differences It's the details of Johnny Depp's addiction that are coming out which are in flattering

But sympathetic because you hear it's, yeah, he was in really bad place. Yeah, let's hear it. And they're trying to conflate that, because the lawyers will keep questioning him about it. It's like, yeah, I did a bunch of opiates. Yeah, it was really drunk. Does that mean I hit her?

Yeah. No. Right. And what's embarrassing for her is that almost every specific accusation that she's trying to present up evidence for, either the evidence is fake, like, oh, this is a picture from an incident in 2013, turns out, look at the metadata in 2012. Wow. Or you're lying about the makeup.

The makeup is not really. This is say that you were the one being like every single case. No, I think she's an opportunist and of the worst kind. I actually think she's awful. It did. That's what it feels like. I still think people like her who are sociopath and like this what they do in their actual bad people You can be a really good actor, but if you're on camera long enough

It doesn't matter. It will come out. You just you can't hide it. No, it's just like what you think is you're saying the right thing Most normal people like oh, no, that's not how he talks. Like good people don't talk to him. My buddy Keith Ferazi wrote a book called Never Eat Alone. Yeah, fake man. Never eat alone. You might have met him once. And he makes his money by taking corporations and there are two books that Adam Grant

wrote a book called Give and Take Two. And the idea is that, wait, I'm sorry. That guy's two books, or these are two separate guys. Oh, I'm sorry, two separate guys two books, or these are two separate guys. Oh, I'm sorry, two separate guys. So I don't grant as the youngest professor in Wharton Business School's history.

You get your Emmy from Wharton, it's like a big deal. And he did this study and so did Keith. They were like, well, they looked at people in Hollywood, politics, and even in business, who do nothing but take and fuck people over. And then there are people that actually match. So you know those people, I'll give you something, you give me something back. It's called a match. Yeah, and then there are people that actually match. So you know those people, I'll give you something, you give me something back, it's called a match. Yeah, they want something back.

Yeah. And then there are people that just give, they just give, but they give strategically to people that are worth it. You can't just give to an idiot. You gotta give to people that are worth it. They don't be dumb about it. Right, yeah.

So if I ever do somebody a favor, they go, thanks, I go, you're worth it, you are. But you also don't expect anything reaching it. No, I'm not doing it for that. You guys are both that, just because you can't brag. No, I'm not doing it for that. You guys are both that. Just because you can't brag about yourselves. But like, take me my address. All I want back is friendship.

Right. Nothing more. Part of it's also getting in 10% growing up. But you, and 10% and, and, and, and, and, depending on who it is, 20%. And maybe 20%. Yeah. But as you get old, it's 30.

OK, I'm sorry. It's a 30 now. What the fuck, dude? I'm, dude, my back. How do I go from 10% to 10%? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's a 30-hour speech. What the fuck, dude? In my bag. How do you go from 10 to 10? A bag's killing me from carrying this thing. Dude, you had a 20%. I'm sorry, but I thought we were in the cross-cute.

No or not. Third time I'm giving back. I don't wanna give you 30. But you're giving. You know what? You're right. I'm just kidding. Go ahead, get in.

And what they found though is through the metadata is that people that take get found out. They get found out even in politics and they get drummed the fuck out of business because you can't sustain that for long. And it's the same thing as people who fucking lie to make a living. And then the Clintons are listening

to this right now going, sure. They got found out. They got found out. They're slush fun. We've ran this for a while. Sure. Sure, but enjoy a slice of Cosmo pizza on Hillary Cone's listen

Enjoy cosmic I went there I went there and talk to the owner. I felt terrible for of course It's just and I told you he was like the basement. Oh, where we we're we keep children He's like you know, he was my business has got up But dude you know what a nightmare spend for me. We have death threats all time so when shot up the fucking place He was the base. Come on. Let me show you the basement He was come here open the house and how you what's in here? It was a closet There's no rooms. Yeah, but then I did the corn my eyes. He a small door where you could go down

He's a tractor. Yeah, I heard you go help You saw little hands? Yeah, and that went. Is that a pepperoni pizza down there? Yeah, yeah. And that's code word for it. Nothing to see here. That's code word for it.

Small boy. They're just making the boxes. Yep. The food was delicious. I'll go there again. Food was fantastic. There's a reason those politicians... Other other, other specific people.

Well, yeah. Yeah, and I was gonna buy merch from them. Like, that's weird, because I have kids. And it's kind of associated with pet pee- But that bothers me, because they win that. The fucking rumor mill win. Yeah, but I won't be fucking, you know,

logo boy rocking cosmic pizza. That's suck, that's suck. That's suck, that's suck. The food's fantastic. Like, came out, those politicians have all the way in the world, there's a reason they're orn pizza from that fucking place, you know. Yeah, most people in politics,

because you don't make any money as a congressman, especially because you have to have two houses. You have to live in DC and you have to live in your home state. Don't feel bad for them. They make all the money. No, no, they don't. Well, I'm saying is when you're, when you're in the Congress, you make at most ones 160 grand. Now, now after taxes, it's not bad. After taxes, when you got to have two houses and live in the most expensive city DC and you know in your home state It doesn't go a long way so most people in congress where people are realized have a fuck load of money to begin with They they oh yeah, they don't worry about that. Yeah, they would come from family money or they're getting funding I don't know if they're shot not getting funding from Russia China, you know, that's weird shit that goes on there

Yep, but it's beautiful there, man. It's the same thing, yeah. If they didn't have winners, I'd be all over it. The capital, I realized, even though I would school there five, five, four years, I had never been in front of the capital. Really? Yeah, like never stood there.

It was like, what is wrong with me? Dude, did you hear the story about fucking, did you hear me hear the story? Boris Yeltsin, who was the president of Russia Yeah, comes to I think with C Reagan and he's With you ever you can YouTube this he was so drunk all the time in Public that he would fall over the other guy who would hold him there. I mean he died of drinking he drank all day All the vodka. Yeah, right. Why not? So he comes to listen to this. He comes to fucking always drunk.

There he is. We'll meet him in a minute. There is his same face. That's cool. Putin hates that character. By the way, like he's like a reaction almost. He's like, dude, that was disgraceful that Yeltsin was this, you know, representation of Russia.

Have you ever, you've, you've, you've to him drunk? It's all he's used. He's like this. He's like, Oh, yeah. So he goes to, that's my face in 10 years. He's like this. He'll take you a time, yeah. Oh yeah. So he goes to. That's my face in ten years. He goes to me Reagan in DC.

He's like the president of Russia. I mean, you're representing, I don't know, your country. Well, he got so drunk, sir. He got so drunk that he disappeared. We just got, yeah. No, when he was they found him apparently on the street right near the White House and he had no shirt on and just his pants and we probably just America's my thoughts just like some homeless. That's right. You know having a moment That's right and he was the

President but maybe suffers from like anxiety and stuff. He was all nervous to meet Reagan got hammer No, because maybe he's like, gets a wash enough training. Or was it flight? Yeah, I'm drunk right now. No, it doesn't, doesn't, doesn't hold water because he was high. I'm drunk as fuck all the time. You know, it's just never got anything done. Yeah. But then again, Johnny Depp, like, is it, is it safe to say that he spent 30 years high and drunk at the top of Hollywood's pyramid, high and drunk. Yeah, but don't make him a bad person.

I know, I know. I'm not saying it's amazing. Sure, yeah. It's amazing how some people can get in. Oh, you mean the guy that plays a fucking pirate for seven years is going to do some drugs. Such a good act. He wears scarves and mascara. Such a good actor, though.

Like, can you think about all that? No, he's fantastic. Dude, him is fucking whitey-bulger and. What? Top five. Great actor. He was willing to walk you assholes. You think you're gonna play you think you're gonna start every Tim Burton movie not to drugs afterwards. How about the guy played in yeah Tim Burton he played the guy what is the guy the mad hatter or something like that guy what is a guy the mad hatter something like that fucking Unbutton mad hatter. He played willy-wank. He played he sleepy hollow Dude all those movies he played some weird shit as good as it gets he's gonna do so he wants to do some drugs Bring them back dude

You see you dress up like that and just normal in your everyday life Click on it when he's the analysis in Wonderland. Which one is it the bottom right far bottom right? Click on it when he's the analysis in Wonderland. Look at him. Which one is it? The bottom right, far bottom right. You don't think you're gonna do some Molly every fucking Monday, Friday. You are correct, you are correct.

Alice, through the looking glass. It's a good movie. I know. It was his hands too. That was my favorite movie all the time. And he was amazing. Yeah, dude, you don't think you're gonna walk around with fucking scissors on your hands for a month

and not wanna do some opiates It's clear as day this guy is Have any lines in that were citizens. Oh, yeah We'll start Yeah, but I get all the I don't remember him talking in it. I don't either know that you think I know he talks a tongue I know I know all yeah careful mr. He's for hand no, he's the main he's the main But I know he talks but he but he's like very shy cuz he has yeah Scissors for hands, so he's insecure weird. You know what? Hey, you're you're a fucking bully dude

You're bullying Edward Scissor hand like I'm talking fucking bully dude, you're bullying Edward Sizzorhan. No, I swear I'm not. I didn't hear him talk. No, I'm not. He's as secure because he is again, I'm Sizzor's as hand. I'm sorry, it's my, I'm trying not to be, I apologize.

You can't help it. What else can I say? Would I get my Sizzorhan? I get my shove around from the back, would I get behind him and give him a quick shove around? Maybe, but that's that make me. That's Jen's favorite move all the time. It is.

It's a favorite movie. Is he speaking it? Yeah a lot. A lot. But very like like Brennan says very very shy and like kind of short. Yeah, but yeah brilliant. It's amazing. Great. The set everything's great. Look at that. Having to walk around with the music. The music is the best part. Yeah, it's great. And it was Danny Elfman. Yeah, you're right on all of them. Yeah, Danny Elfman is the best. Did you don't play these characters and not do some drugs on Your mind you gotta open your mind you never come back. Oh Ever look you just go to you and it's like you plays normal roles. I gotta watch that movie again. Oh, Fanta

It's on TV every now and then you watch it. Oh, yeah, I love that. Oh, love that movie. Yeah, I've never actually Probably seen it good movie watch it. Good movie. Watch it, Brian. Seriously, great. You gotta watch it. It still holds up, too. You know some of those movies, man? Yeah. Hey, let's take a little break from chatting old school style.

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So on that Top Gun, they said, hey, you can write reviews, but do it on this day. Whatever reviews they have, just wait. But so it doesn't paint the narrative before this comes out. Just wait, then they allowed and released it on this day. It's like 99% on Rotten Tomatoes. They're saying it's like the best movie they've seen in.

What? Years. I'm so all over the shit. I'm the reviews of that. They're like hands down the best movie. We've seen theaters in years. What the fuck are you talking about yeah It's supposed to be on

Fuckin' real and they've been holding it until the pandemic's over. It's been done forever. Oh, it has Boy Miles Teller is in it. He's one of the main stars. Oh my god. And he they shot it years ago They've been waiting about kilners in it again. What yeah? Oh, I'm all over this shit Apparently the movie's supposed to be unreal. I'm not a big top gun guy. I saw a post of my big top gun guy. Jennifer Connelly. Yeah, I'm not a huge top gun guy. Oh my lord. But after you read the reviews, you're like,

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I'm going to buy a flight jacket. I'm gonna watch that shit I was never I was never that into it. I was never that into it. I wasn't either. And you know what? And also the volleyball scene, I was like, man, this is gay. Yeah. Well, I was, I was, I was, now I was in 85. You saw it in the theater scene, pop. Yeah, like, 1990, 1990.

So I was in the 80s being as literal as possible. So when you saw dude with oil on his body, shave down, you didn't, nobody in the theater was like, those guys shave down, those guys take steroids or those guys have oil on their body, shave down. You didn't, nobody in the theater was like those guys shave down, those guys take steroids, or those guys have oil on their body. No, they just, amazing looking guys.

That guy's awesome. And also he's wearing a t- an undershirt, he's wearing, he's tucked in, he's tank top. Yeah. And he's wearing his pants super high and they're pleated, but that's awesome.

We didn't think that. When, when Stallone is tying the bandana around his head, we're like, he probably needs that because it's gotta keep it. That makes sense. We weren't making fun of that. That was new for us, so we were literal. We were like, that's cool.

Well, it's 2022 and now you get lit up with that stuff. Now we're back to it. No, maybe. Not really. The volleyball scene, dude. What are the classic homerotic moments in cinema history? Really ever can you watch that no absolutely Hey, I'll take a piece. I know it's for 20 years. I see some

Musi-of-eudio there is hold on dude hold on for us. Yeah jeans on Bro these guys are cut shredded. Yeah, I'm not swiking to go. Yeah Over the top handshake the boom. Yeah Here we go there look at that and you got by the way I love Anthony. Where's these guys? I'll keep my shirt on fuck this. Oh, that's him now Yeah, he yeah, he was in a couple movies Yeah Dude if you grab me like that on the be I think we get the fuck what are you doing? Dude you spike that so hard like I don't care. Yeah. Why are you grabbing me like we're fucking later?

We're fucking dudes. Yeah, we're gonna have sex later Guys let's take a sex break also who's that end of time time time also who's in the volleyball? Which is fighter by this is you getting your rocks off on beach volleyball at the end of the time. Taptime. Also, who's into that volleyball? Which you guys fight her by? This is getting your rocks off on beach volleyball. What do you want to think about beach? You will feel like a not athlete, not shit, and that's sad. Try to jump.

I got an inch off the ground. I do want to see it now though. What I've read the reviews, I'm like, oh shit. Every but not. But when I saw it, I remember it was an awesome movie, but I remember feeling a little bit embarrassed only because it was so, it was so, you know, it's a great movie, but like, you know, I

am, I knew what it was. I knew what it was doing to me. You know, you fucked up, right? Because before you say you didn't. What? You're saying you didn't like the homo erotic, like the, the, the gene shorts playing football. No, I'm saying the same thing. You're saying like, I saw it's out gun, and I was a great movie. But I didn't wanna be a fighter pilot

because I was like, you guys are pulling a trick on me. That's how I'm supposed to feel. So I can be involved. Oh, gotcha. But I remember being there, I remember me and my buddy, and there was a guy, and he went there with a fighter pilot jacket on. Oh, hell yeah.

And he was standing there answering questions, and me and my buddy looked at me go That guy's never a final plane in this fucking life no fighter pilots are coming to the movie theaters to answer my box that guy doesn't How's it? I flies for spirit airlines are you in jumping? Oh God? Yep, I want to see it now though as do I? Yep. I want to see it now though.

As do I. I'm telling you, look at those reviews, it's nutsos. I want to see that. I can't wait. What, do you know what that premise is? It's a group of young fighter pilots and they need someone to train them because they have to go on this big mission

and they're like, you know how the movies are like? Somebody call, what's the, what's the, somebody call them that? We're at breakdoll. Do we have to? He's like, I don't want to to but he is the man for the job Oh, and then he Tom Cruise walks and he's like I don't want beers much as anybody else doesn't want to be here But I have to do it damn for the country's teaching the young bucks the tricks of the trade your country

That's awesome. We need this yeah Yeah, dude we got to get Maverick that those are still some of my favorite movies where it's like the fuck do we do I Like that the cobra. Yeah, I like that call the cobra call the cobra. Why like like the new previous for Avatar 2 Hey, man, I saw Avatar and who the year 2000 it's I saw Avatar and who the year 2000 it's 21 years ago you're coming out with part two now. That's like cars 15 years later or the Incredibles 50. I guess I remember the first one. Yeah, Avatar is an amazing movie in part two took I thought Avatar was an amazing movie. No, oh my god. Oh, I'm friend. Golly I thought Avatar was an amazing movie. No, it's Fringali. Oh, it's Fringali. I thought Avatar personally, okay,

was one of the best movies I'd seen. I still feel that way. I got lost in it, because I watched it in 3D. Did you get the press? Did you get the press? Have you heard about this? Avatar Depression, people commit suicide, because they wanted that world to be so real.

That means it's a powerful movie. People are crazy, right? That too. Because I went there and went back to reality, too. Yes, but I'm not a blue giant person. That's a great movie, though, right? That too. Because I went there, went back to reality. Yes, but I'm not a blue giant person. That's a great movie though, right? Phenomenal movie. Okay, but a lot of people I know were like,

oh, bullshit, screenplay, I was like, What are you talking about? What are you talking about? They're so good. The only criticism is it's the exact same plot as Fern Gully. I don't know Fern Gully. It's a cartoon, Robin Williams played BODY in it. I don't care about that, though, because it's the exact same plot that came Gully. I don't know Fern Gully. It's a cartoon Robin Williams played body in it. I don't care about that though, because-

It's exact same plot that came out in the night. I was lost in it. I got lost and I loved it. I loved Avatar. Yeah. And I did, I wanted to be in that world. I wanted to be- I did it.

You know why? It's not real, right? Is it not real? Or is it not real? Are we headed that way, you think? Is this an Avatar? Are we in like, a simulation?

Talk to some mathematicians? No, but I don't want to talk to them, right? Well, because you're afraid that we might be in a simulation. No, I've told you before, I don't know if we're only broke people think we're in a, like only super rich people think we're in a simulation. Go ask the guy making your fries, the McDonald's, if we're in a simulation.

No, but I mean, the mathematics, he's like, I don't think you're a scientist. Elon Musk, they all talk about it. Yeah, I mean, Elon Musk, the rich guy in the world, like I'm too rich. This has to be a simulation. It's like, all right, dude, I guess, man. No, but the idea is not a way to live.

But there are, there were, no, but there are, there are mathematicians are, they'd say it's the idea is what's beyond evolution biology. Like what's the next thing? So the, so evolution was this huge scientific discovery. what's the next thing? So evolution was this huge scientific discovery. What's the next step? It could be that evolution is happening within a larger context, which is a simulation,

mathematically. It's a sh- And I'd say show me proof. Well, and then you go, well, we can't, okay. Yeah, enjoy your coffee. That's my time. We might be, are we might show me proof. We might show you what machines made by

our biological heritage. That's all so you just Yeah, I don't know what you do with that though. You let's say it's true. What do we do? Well, what would you do? It's not you doing it, but you have a deeper understanding of the cycle that's going on It just kind of changes, but then if you go down that road then get into religion Right, if you want to believe that stuff Right? If you want to believe that stuff. Longer conversation. Similar though. If you're going to have faith in conversation, if you're going to have faith in, we're in

a simulation, you haven't faith, you're putting your faith into something. Yeah, so that would, that, if there's a bigger meaning, right? Right. Well, so think about it. So facts, if you're just going to go on facts, right? Facts are unending. This is, and never ending, there's never ending kind of supply of facts. I can come up with a thousand different facts about anything.

Well, no, you cannot come up with facts that prove that there's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's why the notion, exactly. That's why the notion of God, the paradigm, the structure that of belief and faith is sort of the attempt to say, yeah, there are a lot of facts, but this is the truth,

let's start with this story. This story is the truth. That would be the idea. It's a longer, I don't wanna get it. It's dicey, yeah. It's a long conversation, but it's pretty. Please break it down, just kidding. I'm just kidding.

It's fascinating. Jane, you gotta concert this shit it. Please break it down, just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's fascinating. Cheney got a concert this shit tomorrow. Do you get a concert? Are you nervous? Do you look nervous? I'll be front fucking row. Yes, we do. Or Harley's performing too.

Mark Harley, Mark Harley, Chene. We have like M&M. Is that, I heard M&M. MGK with full makeup. The rumors, the rumors. The rumors. The rumors, which is rumors. We are all rumors.

But we have a guy named Bobby Raps, Riley. There's more of artists than him. They're so talented. Yeah. Super Alexi. Yeah. Do you know who I'm a secret fan of? Who?

And I've still not admitted it. But I'm like, I'm the way, I guess, a fortune girl would be. Yeah, please go. Who do I like, do you think? Billy Isleys. It's a girl. I love her, actually.

She's really good, but no. I'm a huge fan of Miley Cyrus. I think she's actually like a good singer. She's like a legitimately good singer. And when she does covers, pink fluid shit, I'm like, no, she's stupid, don't you, Jolie. Chin, have you got a sexy, to me, a sexy, don't get out of here.

There at this concert, Chin, have you gone? Hey, man, don't rush over my love for my life. I know, but I thought it was gonna be someone like kind of like not that everybody loves, you know what I'm saying? There's all adults at 55, which my desire is so big. But guys my age?

My dad digs her. Really? Yeah, he likes her music. Her cuff to your point, her covers. I don't think, yeah, well, wrecking ball was fucking huge. Racking ball's good too. I don't think, yeah, well, a wrecking ball was fucking huge. A wrecking ball's good, good to. I heard her sing that on Stern with the acoustic version.

So good. And that one of the first. And that one of the first. Oh, god. So this is you guys for the, yeah. By the way, but covers, I did a cover of, from her Faith Evans, she was with, Yes.

Yes. B.I.G. Yeah, yeah, notorious. I did a cover of that and one of the, right now, my favorite artist now is called Ernest. He's the one that's throwing with Morgan Wallen. Yeah. I did a cover, now he started following me

and he actually commented on my cover. No. The most beautiful stuff and it just made my entire like, you jack off. You're a talent. I didn't jack off but I was like, but you were rock art. You're super hard.

You're a talent. You finally had the boner. Why not you, dude? Yeah, why not you, Chin? And by the way, I performed with the Trib hard. You're super hard. You're town. You finally got the boner. Why not you, dude? Yeah, why not you, Chin? And by the way, I prefer the Troubadour. It's fucking awesome. It's down. It's down, right?

No, no, no, no, it's West Hollywood. Oh, okay, that's a two-bath. It's not two-bath. It's on, uh, here's where it gets dicey. Sound fair, facts? You're not going up, right? Here's where it gets dicey, dude. I can do it.

My papa, I didn't know this. He's been in Santa Barbara. He goes, hey, we can only come, we leave Wednesday morning, so we're coming to stay with you Tuesday night. All right, he goes, so I'm. He goes, hey, we can only come, we leave Wednesday morning, so we're coming to stay with you Tuesday night. All right, he goes, so I'm gonna make you dinner and then, you know, well, I'll see the kids. We're only there Tuesday night. I said when my friend has a concert,

he goes, don't give a fuck, you know, at the fair point. You live? I swear on my life, yeah, swear on my life. Yeah, my dad's coming tomorrow night, yeah. Not so, my dad's not coming to the concert. Yeah, grills, every time he comes, he grills. Our Tuesday, huh? Yeah, I Yeah, not to my dad's not coming to the concert. Yeah, grills. Every time he comes, he grills. On Tuesday.

Yeah, swear to God. I'll show you the text. You can, hey, he can calm down. I would love to go. You can show me. I still should ask your mom as well. You're gonna show me your text. My mom, you're gonna, I'll show you the text.

Full of divorce, yeah. No, I know it's like. No, I know that that's how things are. I even asked my mom, I swear. Yeah, but I think I might be able to make it for my day at kindergarten, like six no, I know that that's how it's like, I even asked my mom, I swear. Yeah, but you're, I think I might be able to make it for my day at kindergarten, like six is, you won't go on to like nine-ish, nine-forty-five or, okay, well, too late.

Yeah, right, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's like, yeah, that's like, if you can show up, that's awesome. You don't have to, you supported me and us so much I've already seen on a shot. You're getting it. You're getting it. Brian, I'm also like thinking,

if you're gonna show up. I don't know Here's the truth to me and Brian I'll be honest. Hey, it's me very tough to my dad's coming time. Yeah Brian will Like Brian will say he's gonna go. Yeah, absolutely will not Concert and I'm going right to the computer. I can't I do believe Brian will be there. Okay. Well, we'll see though. Where is it? Wait The true but our lost angel is who kicks off the concert. Japan is banned called Matt Peaceful. And that's giving you hard rock.

How long are they gonna be? That's not hard rock. That's a punk rock. That's very directed. Is that fair? It's called yelling therapy. It's hard rock. It's a punk rock.

Okay, so pop was gonna miss that. They're good. They're really good. Yeah, sure, if you like that, punk rock. Okay, so pop was gonna miss that. Very good, they're really good. Yeah, sure, if you like that, John, pop was, he's great, pop was gonna miss that because that gives me anxiety. So then who's after Sheppell and the death metal? I think me and Braw is going on, okay, so Braw is going on first

and he'll be introduced to me and we'll do a few things. But if Sheppell and them start at eight, they're not going for an hour and forty-five. No, so the door's open at eight but Sheppell probably goes on at nine with his band. Oh man, I hit the stage too like I know It's a long time you're not in the stage so eleven

There's like no so for for me and bros will be on by like nine forty five ish I'll be on after like four or five songs and I'll do my own stuff for like the only way is to see you chin now The problem is what time are you going on doing so right now sounds like my right I'll be on around 945 no you won't be you'll be on I bet they will miss you I bet you they will Dores are in eight we're professionals though we we we're a super professional every time we do shows I said I was coming I'm coming I want to come back. Oh, can you stream that live? I don't know We ate can was in shit. Yeah, see it. I'm joking. I can't know. I'll be there. I'll be there. Then we get came, was in shit.

Yeah, just see it live. Show him. I can't watch it from my living room now. It's gonna be fun though. It'll be fun, yeah. I know, I'm like. This is your second time doing a larger kind of thing like this?

We've done a few shows together, me and Browse. And then he's a talented. Yeah, he's super talented. And there's so many talented people that are coming that are guests, you know, artists artists So it's gonna be a great show I bought jelly roll has the number one rock Do in the world what I love jelly no He's his country song hit number one for sure on a radio station

Wow, he's killing the guy at the gym who does music mark was like yeah your boy jelly roll has the number one rock Wow The guy at the gym who does music mark was like, yeah, your boy Jellie roll has the number one rock out Wow country You don't talk about the guy he does music Yeah, I'll get you super chaps as well. That's so impressive. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah Your arms are impressed I'm very happy with your hands and wrists. Are you like this? Let's not tie West Errors and you're and you don't do that And you're thick hands. That's not steroids.

That, the, the, the risks and hands are, uh, your bone structure. Yeah. And, and, I mean, it is funny. One of the things you learn early on with women, they'll be like, I was into this guy, but then his hands were tiny. Yes. I'm like, Oh, that's a thing. Yeah, you don't want real tiny hands. Yeah.

There's a, I read a book about that. This woman was like, she's on tiny hand. On this guy, there's a full book on tiny hands. Well, There's a, I read a book about that. This woman was like, she's, she's on tiny hand. On this guy. There's a full book on tiny hair. I call the autobiography of Donald Trump. You hear it? Listen.

And she said, I never forgot this. She was like, I can't stand them. She was, she was fucking the dude who was like this guy, you know, of this kind of rogue, you know, but she was married to this guy who paid all her bills. And I remember, she was like, I can't, she was in her mind as he's eating. She couldn't stand him because he was buttering his toast just so and he had pointy little fingers. She was like, look at this little hand.

It's so petty, but we can picture it. I'd be pissed off too. I don't hear a tiny hint. Like, specifically the pointiness of it, when you know on a man's hands, like kind of come to a little point and they're just like, that's the guy who's never done manual labor it as long. No, he has no, he done manual labor it is like.

No, he has no calluses. Yeah. That's tough. So, I'm looking forward to your concert, Jen. Thanks, Brenn, if you show up, that'll be incredible. You don't have to, you've done so much already. You're not going to, but I'm going to. No, there's a chance.

Yeah, and I'm gonna hand out. My pop-up goes better, really, too. My pop-up goes better, really, too. That'll be incredible, today. I don't know if this is like a, well My poppig is better early too. That would be incredible. That would be incredible. I don't know if this is like a, well, I'll just play this real quick. Why is Browse and James happening Tuesday,

the 17th at the Troubadour, okay? We got Mad Beastful. We got Little Browse, Jim. Yeah, it's going down. There's our first show, first show together. And LA. LA. It's a diverse show.

You got hardcore and rap, country, country, all you've found. In top 40 hits. I'm seeing it. That's how it's done. I'm excited to play for you guys. We're gonna put on a good show for you. Good sound, guys.

What's up? What's up, guys? It's happened. It's good, though. The energy's off the charts. We saw it this. We're brand new. We don't know what the whole thing is.

Oh, just kidding. Yeah, we saw it. Now, but the lighting was good. whole Just kidding, yeah we suck. Now with the lighting was good, yeah. That's right. It was a furniture, we're throwing it. The audio was good. The sun was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are standing there in front of the wall. By the way, so when we were doing this.

You want me to make one there? Like something. But when we were doing this, I had my tripod on the street. And then some sheriff pulled up, right? And I'm like, fuck, we're gonna get, because you know the guy permits to film, right? So then I'm like, oh, crap, so I brought the camera over here and then the guy pulled up, backed up and he goes,

no, no, no, it's all good. I'm fans of the shows you guys do. A sheriff guy. Cool, cool, cool. Yeah, his name's Able. You didn't wanna, you don't wanna say his name, but his name's Able, he's a super cool guy, yeah. That's out of town. Yeah, he just outed that man. There's so many you're a goody-two shoes

There's so many I had my little tripod. Hey, bro. I'm gonna be cool. It's gonna take 10 seconds and be fucking you know me You got to pay your taxes. He'd be like whoa easy dude. Exactly. Yeah, but he was cool. He was awesome, so But thank you guys for letting me do this. That's cool. You're worth it. It's all you buddy I appreciate all you man as long as I get to get up on stage and do some shit with you Oh my god if you did that being credible just dance. Yeah, they're brine dance on there Hop guns now All right, so that'd be fun. Why did you hesitate? I think it'd be fun. Take you sure

You didn't say pants, but we don't need, you know. It's not active. Yeah. I would've got you. All right. All right, I'm sure you know that you know what this more than I do running. Tom Brady.

So after he's done with his football career, Fox hired him to do a 10-year contract for $375, $375 million to do, you know, whatever. Oh my God. Hosting commentator. If I'm Tom Brady though, his wife makes more money than him. They have all the money. So it's like, you're going to retire and then your point of retirement is like spend more

time in the family doing all this stuff. But then doing this stuff, you're on the road just the same amount. You gotta do all the studying. You gotta think about that. Dude, it's a beast. Like a top analyst, you gotta go notes in the prep and you're on the road all the time. Like it's a beast, man.

Fuck yeah. So he's a lot of work. I thought he could do it just from one hub, but I guess not. They gotta be at the game. Yeah, especially if they're paying him that money, he's giving me the face of Fox. You know all these promos, all that shit, man.

Well, I don't get it. If you have that money, I guess you wanna stay busy, but still. I think his personality has to stay busy. I don't know how you go from being that intense. Well Drew Buries walked away from, he was doing, I think Thursday night football. He walked away from CBS, I think.

You did one year with them and walked away. You think he's coming back from... No, they think he's coming back to football. Really? The rumor has just come back to the things. Who knows? But again, I think all those guys, they're like, yeah, I'm down to do it,

but then it's like, all right, here's the prep, here's the work. And on the road still, we're paying millions of dollars. It's a lot. Yeah, it's interesting, right? Yeah. But I'm talking to a brand new guy, I'll figure something else out, man. I don't wanna do this.

Yeah, I don't know. 10 years, 375. Yeah, so much fun. I guess you're right, you get close to that stuff and you realize this is a lot of work and not what I thought it was necessarily. It's a very specific skill. I don't know, be interested.

No, he can do it, he's a dominate. And Tony Rome was one of the best, but it just takes it's a lot of work. Yeah, you're still like so involved in the game. Yeah, I know all the teams, all the players got for coaches. Yeah, at that point, like what do you, between him and his wife, they have a damn near billionaire. They're so rich. It's like why do it, man? Some to do, I guess. Yeah, some to do. It's cool yeah all right he shot at my um sister's house what do you mean um he and Morgan Freeman he used my sister's house oh yeah and uh he was and they didn't want to bother him but he saw my sister's dog she got that huge bull mast and he's cool yeah he's cool he's cool he, but he saw my sister's dogs got that huge bull mass. Yeah, he cool. He's cool. And he was fucking apparently just great.

Oh, shit. Yeah, this is this sucks. But so this is in Dallas, Texas, a coyote. Literally went after a two year old kid dragged him out. They were able to get the kid, but apparently the kid was in critical condition. Jesus Christ. But now he's stable. And this is kind of rare.

This super rare. This isn't that rare because a coyote just attacked another, no, no, yeah, person on the beach, right? In California. I don't know about the beach, but this is kind of a rare thing. It doesn't happen often. And people sometimes say that the coyotes might have rabies and that's why they're attacking kids.

I don't know. Well, but they'll go after like your dogs and cats. For sure. Yeah, but the kids are a human. Yep You don't talk about it. I'm pretty sure it's in California on the beach Maybe they can't be Florida. There's no fucking coyotes in Florida. Pretty sure it's your California There are a lot of in Florida. Yep. Yep. There everywhere. Do that for one way. I'm joking. I had a guy on The hunting beach they go hunting beach. I'm just by you being tonight, a little girl's recovering at the hospital after she was attacked and bitten by a coyote on Huntington Beach. Huntington Beach, dude.

Look, we're in a... Try getting her. Does it happen? Look at these people not have no clue. They don't, you don't hear it. Oh, come on. You don't hear about it. It's a wild, it's a pier.

Oh. Jesus. That is terrible. Well, now coyote is attacking. That's so crazy. It's, but your food to it. And they're not that small. We human, my backotes attacking. That's so crazy. But you're food to it. And they're not that small.

We human, my backyard all the time. They're not small, dude. No, they're not. But they're usually afraid. I've been around coyotes before, too. If you even walk up to them, they just run away. They're not the ones in my neck. We're broken out of coyotes.

We're broken out of coyotes. They're the most adaptable animals. Yeah, maybe they're the most adaptable animal literally on the planet. And they will eat fruit. If they don't have anything else, they're the most adaptable animal literally on the planet and they will eat fruit if they don't have anything else to survive Yeah, they can they and they usually they don't need a pack. They'll pair up together They can be alone. They they can just do anything they eat your cats They'll eat everything. Do you know about the Canadian coyotes or huge I guess because like some woman was eaten by one

Like and somebody heard of screaming in the distance on this trail and come up as like Yes, but like you think a coyote couldn't take me down, but apparently they're giant in Canada, more like walls. They're like, well, it's the huge up there. Dude, the ones in the valley, man, there are no punk. There's like three or four of them. You just see them all the time. Yeah.

Not giving a fuck about cars, people, they're just doing the thing. Was that a little girl okay on hunting and beach? I didn't see the, she didn't die. Yeah, she didn't die. And luckily that kid was, he was in critical in the beginning, but now he's stable, so that's good. It was like, last rations on the fence.

I totally set some fucking balls. We haven't heard about this for a while though, so it's so brand new. It's kind of too bad for us. One of the people should know is that when a dog or a coyote sometimes attacks a child, you expect the kid to scream and you expect the dog to be making noise.

That's not what happens. A lot of times when dogs go into that predatory mode or they attack a child, they're very quiet and they bite. Like a big cat. A pit bull got my son when he was on a swing and got on top of him and started, like, basically got him off the swing and there was no noise, dude. And I grabbed his dog and pulled that dog off, but he didn't bite.

No, he didn't bite. He was, she, it was a female. She was, what was it? It looked like she was about to. My son was probably fucking three. But I never forgot, I was like, that could have happened. And that dog could have been biting my kid, and I never was seen.

And what the dog was not being friendly. It was on the playroom? Yes, the dog, the dog attacked my kid, knocked him off the swing and was on top of him and was, you could hear him, there's mouth. It's going like this. No way, like that. He's got a love on.

No, I think what the dog was doing is keeping the kid down, like saying, you know, like the best dominance thing. But dude, I've been around, I've had people with my whole life. You, it takes that quick and they're on. And then also if they're going for the neck, it's like try screaming with something

clapping at your vocal cords, you know. Yeah. That is scary. Didn't, Rogan ever tell us a story about how he was at the vet and they, this, or the vet, his vet said, they bring a pimple and it needed literally something like all you told the story, you had done the fight with the coyotes. And they followed the thermal blood trail up,

they found nine dead male coyotes. Love that. This Pippo was like, oh, you guys want to fuck with me? I don't feel pain. Ah! Yeah, fucked up though. Yeah, fucked up, but he was actually fine. He took it out.

No, Rogan said the next day, the vet said, he was popping his stitches because he was playing. Jesus Christ. So. Scary. Don't fucking. Took it out no Rogan said the next day the bed said he was popping his stitches cuz he was playing Jesus Scary don't worry. So yeah, watch your kids Dude, I look I pop my face pops with this awesome. Do you guys hear about this? I imagine you guys have yeah He did it from his house. Yes from his apartment. So it's it's called it's not that special With Norma don't or nothing special from his apartment. So it's called, it's not that special. Wow. With Norman McDonald. Oh, nothing special. Nothing special.

Yeah. And I guess this sister-in-law is the one that announced this, but yeah, so he recorded something in his apartment during the pandemic, so. Yeah, he did really send them, and he knew he had cancer, but he didn't tell anybody. Well, you and I were hanging out with him at the store.

He was actually about bedding. I didn't know he was a degenerate gambler. Oh, he was huge. He was like, kept asking me how fight takes. I'm like, what is happening? Yeah. Promoko's job. Draft King. But I remember that. I remember. I knew it was so good. Promoko's job, dude. But what do you do? What kind of cancer? We have to find out what kind of cancer. I'll look it up or not. But so it's

going to be released May 30 on Netflix. Now you said about Netflix. They were. They made some changes. Yeah, I did a statement. said about Netflix, they were, they made some changes. Yeah, I did a statement, basically, saying, you know, they've been so woke lately, but they're losing subscriptions because you can't have a business model like that. And of the day, I don't think, you know, it's about money.

So their thing was is, see you cancer center. But their thing was, hey, we're done pushing this agenda with this woke shit. If any employee at Netflix has an issue, it's up to the artist. We're not gonna dictate and suppress whatever voice they wanna have. If-

And then they go, if you have a problem, you can quit and leave. Yeah. Get out of here. Elon Musk posts it and retweet it with a quote says, smart, based like this is- Of course. Let the artist, yeah. Because even Disney's down like a half a billion dollars.

They're stock since they've been doing all this woke shit. Yeah. It's interesting getting involved. Yeah, but normally dollars can be sick. What else you get, you. All right, let's see here. Actually, you know what? that much more mark should we do this one? It's just more funny than anything. Okay, I want this one. I can see it. No, no, not this one. Oh a different one Okay, no political now. It's on world star your favorite thing Uh, just play yeah your favorite thing. Just play. Yeah. Oh my god. I was gonna say this what happens when you don't

understand physics. Oh boy. That is a guy. Oh man. Oh man. He didn't mean it but God damn it. That's so awful. Is that kid okay? Yeah, all these baby kids came to court it and they played on, yeah kids okay. Usually there'd be a scripture like kids okay. It's okay, yeah. That's fucking. That's so intense. Fuck it.

Come on, dad. You know, you're playing with the kids, you know. I was like, yeah, I was like, last time we were in Montana, they have these frizz, I don't know, what are these frizzies there. Dude, they might wait, no, I'm not trying to be funny.

10 pounds, like they're thick, like thick rubber. Wait, what are these? The frisbees. And so my son, we were playing frisbeets and I go, go deep and I use so far. It's this huge green lawn. I go, go deep and as hard as I could, you know, I'm like,

and he goes to catch it and it was too hard. He goes through his hands. He goes I was like, oh, well, I'm the worst dad on earth and I go I'm gonna buy rounds for everybody I didn't I didn't mean to do that you do you felt like in your head You're like yeah, he's gonna catch because he's never not caught it. Yeah, and then that thick frisbee My son I was teaching a kid we have this like you know that with the weighted heavy bag Yeah, and it's like this it's a kids thing and he's holding I go hold it Okay, so I'm gonna show you like okay. I just showed him I think I like side kick. There's my back kick and it It it it went in but this part went

Suthers like super hard. Yeah,, fucking really hurt him right in the eye. Goose. Down, like knocked him, I felt like a, oh god. I was like, I was like, I was like, what's like, it's time my dad, my grandpa's house, who passed away, but we're at his house, cause after he passed away,

my dad was like, going through his stuff cause he wanted to keep some stuff, cause he was a war veteran. So we're going through, I was like, six. We're going through his garage, and he finds pepper spray. My dad goes, I think this thing so works. And he goes to spray it, but there's a wind.

I don't know what my dad was thinking. He was a thing. So he sprays the pepper spray, it goes, the wind goes not today. It's a problem. Right my eyes. My dad's going, it's going, right my eyes. My daughter did that.

I freaked the fuck out. I bought my ex pepper spray and she had it there. My daughter was at the stables and she was five and she thought it was lipstick or something. And she fucking got in her eyes. My daughter almost went into shock. Yeah, that was intense. I didn't feel so good.

What's up, okay. How about the guy, how about the guy, the ice fishing? He'd see her about the story. The ice fishing and the guy has a stick of dynamite. When you take the stick of dynamite, you light it and throw it, I guess, and you blow a hole in the fucking ice.

And then go over and do your setup shot. Yeah. Yeah. What happened? What happened? Drop the t-sh. Throws it. What he forgot is that his dog loves to play match.

Oh no. Yeah. And his dog goes, yeah that Oh, no, yeah, and it's dog goes yeah, he's like no And the dog just goes cut those yeah I haven't heard that story. Yeah, that's a terrible story Dude, what's like that we had a wasp hive at my house in a Laura and my dad goes here This is a wasp repellent, so just stay there and spray it. Well, dad, I was like, again, seven or eight, this is after the pepper spray in the eyes.

He gives me, he goes, don't worry, I'll make it up to you. Here's a bottle of wasp spray. Just stand from the hive and spray them, they're gonna kill all of they flat. Like, great idea. Here's, I'm gonna go to the garage and get other stuff. You stay here and spray them. Like, such a good idea, father.

And dude, I'm spraying. Wasps, don't go fucking ape shit on you or anything. Like such a good idea, father. This is a great idea. Dude, I'm spraying. It's wasps. Don't go fucking ape shit on you or anything. Bro, I'm all shh. And it's fucking, they come out like it's like we're storming no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I get stung in the eye and in the neck. And you're lucky you got away with just that. The eye and neck. That's the worst thing in the world. The only thing worse is getting stung in your dick and... My dad goes, I thought I told you, hey, now's the girl man,

what were you thinking, Hoppa? Of course, you're not going to hit all of them. The guy blew his fucking face off with a shotgun when he had it, for days saw the rattlesnake. And he takes the butt of the gun and holds the rattlesnake down and on his head and he's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, yeah, and the rattlesnake, what they do with their bodies,

they go like that and got that trigger and went, oh my god. Oh my god. And boom. Rouse snake said not today, Jeff is the end of his tail gun. Yeah, they went up the field. Boom.

We'll see you later. Holy shit. There are all kinds of problems. It's just not the way to go. Yeah. Oh What's this now? I'm because I argue with the drive-thru guy who's just trying to do his job and work for now I will give him this when you order postmates and like that sauce makes the meal and they forget the sauce. Yeah, you want to die. Yeah That and shuttle shuttles to the rental car. I tell you, when you text me that you're playing the DC loft, you have to take a shuttle from the airport, nothing makes you feel more like a loser than a shuttle on this planet.

Well, when you're sitting there with your luggage, you go to the... Yeah. And I want to say this, I miss my flight because I'm an asshole and there's no other reason to change the gate. You slept in? No, they'd just change the gate and I have to push it. Miss my flight. You have to push it. Missed my flight. You liked to push it?

I walked seven terminals over and by a flight on United and it's in 31 F. And then I'm not trying to be, I was in the window seat wedged and the two guys who sat next to me were the big, they're big people. You sent me a picture, yeah. The biggest people in the world.

They were the biggest people in the world. They were. We don't want to call names, but you sat next to Honey Boo Boo's mom. Yes. Very big people. And I thought, and the guy was essentially in pajamas, and I had a judgment on him.

I judged a book by its cover. And then I realized he was, like one thing I noticed, he was sitting next to me. He was so fucking nice. He was so kind to the guy next to him who started talking about his weight. They're both, yeah. And they were talking about their struggles.

But he was so kind. Wow, how nice is that to be open about your weight struggles? And the guy next to you's like me too? It was actually, and so now, but more importantly, I then hear him on the phone. He's kind of giving orders and like, he's running something. Turns

out he runs a number of dispensaries. And he was so fucking intelligent, so smart. He runs a bunch of these different things. He had such insight on business. Like, when you judge them because he was fat, I just had a judgment on... And you said pajama? We all judge people on appearance sometimes. There was just a look that I thought was, yeah. And I felt like the biggest shit head, because I was like, I had a wonderful conversation like that. Did you apologize to him?

Fuck, no, I didn't say anything. Did you go, hey sir, you became your fat? I don't judge a book by its cover. It wasn't that, it was... I never, I never assumed any of that. You said guy with a beard this big with his hair. Everything was just like he literally said to us. He said to his head. He goes, I'm going to let you grow for one year.

Like some people will go show up and they look like they've been a cast away. Yeah, it was more that. And then the clothes were just it was on. It was incredible. Yeah. Smart. Now did he get out seven R.E.Qs on the plane where it just makes the plane sing? He knew a goddamn thing. I was making him laugh. We were having a laugh.

And he was just a, what got me was how kind he was. To the guy who was even bigger next to him. He was so kind to me. Look at he know like that. He's such a beast. He was so kind. He knows like an asshole. And then blowing me away with his fucking big brain.

So don't judge a book by a scurver, and don't do it, especially when you fight a guy, right? If you're gonna fight some dude on the street. What do you thought about fighting him? No, I was thinking about, I was watching the talk, I was talking about trying to Julio Cesar Chavez. You're looking with a shirt off,

he looks like a guy who was... Julio Chavez. Yes. He was a beat, he's shredded. Oh, he's trying to judge a book, no, but it leaves, it's not really good.'s a beat. He's shredded. No, but it leaves Really who your shoves senior senior. Oh my god Who little shoves senior senior not the one the greatest box of all time?

Some would say these grass. Well, he also has the biggest live gate of all time. Yeah, and what Not that's right. I go to images. Not that's right. Not a guy you expect to be one of the greatest boxes of all time Oh, that's your saying images you get your ass fucking kicked of course, but I'm just saying Don't judge a book by its cover everybody Yeah, who's the most I guess don't pick up one guy in in yeah, who's the one guy in MMA? Do you think is the most unassuming but the bad guy can't you flew in? Yeah, he was or his his boy is protégé the other G2 monster. Oh Ryan Hall Yeah, right sure. Yeah, but he'll just take your fucking ankle. Oh, oh you want to shoot Ryan Hall in a bar Dude he's gonna get you an ankle lock and then you're having to have surgery on your ligaments and your rehab

Like it's a six month mistake That's correct. You have to get rehab and all that That's if you're a high level fighter, but he can do anything he wants to you. Can he tell me he rolled with Ryan Hall? And he goes, I've been doing this my whole life. I roll with that guy. It's like, I'm trying to grab water.

He's a freak. Get tapped, fucking left and right. But I don't know, anybody's, yeah. What's going on with our boy, Kane? Any, any, no? They denied him fucking bail today. They said he's a liability. Yeah. That is you tried to appeal the first one today. We thought he was going to get bail.

They denied them bail reckless disregard for human life. The judges a complete asshole complete asshole. That's why you got hope it goes to a jury in the jury. You know sides with came can understand you at that one moment of red. you know sides with Kane, you can understand that. That one moment of red, but in his, however, oh, he's 38, 37 years, you take 37 years and 364 days, he's been a model citizen. That means nothing to you. And then you wanna put away for what,

I guess he's looking at 20 years, well then you're gonna ruin his household so the kid that grew up without a father. So this court's not thinking only about Mr. Gulart, I'm gonna fuck that guy and his family, but this court is considering every single citizen in Santa Clara County who is in proximity to this alleged incident.

Oh really? Okay, thanks a lot. Here's what fuck can is the dad that he shot. He gets hit a artery and the dad can't work. And then like some of his fingers, he said he can't use, they don't work anymore. He shot the dad as well. Accidentally.

He wanted to try to drop the guy. Shoot the predator. He shot the molested his child, yeah. Did this guy, so is this guy Mr. Gullart, he is guilty of this shit? Not yet. But according to Kane, he is. I'm beside of Kane on this.

Yeah, yeah. Listen to your kids. Yeah, but he's also like, I need a jury, because the obvious judge looks at Kane like a human cop fighter does not look at him like a professor athlete That's right. And all they do 300. I mean fucking 37 years of model system the face of the U.S. A great Mexican-American great work ethic good person gives back community one error right the year A lot a lot of a lot of felonies a lot of felonies in

California That that that one instant you know 100% hitting people an error, right, big error. A lot of, a lot of felonies, a lot of felonies in California. That one instant, you know, 100%. Hitting people, ramming people off the road, seven miles, it's a, it's a, yeah, I'm not condoning you. I'm just saying, like, yeah, you're gonna pay a price for that regardless. And in California, man, it's gonna go away, but it shouldn't be 20 years, man, and you're ruining another thing.

How many people's lives you're gonna be ruined? I agree, it's not good. Well everybody sympathizes with a man who's charged. It shouldn't be 20 years, man. And you're ruining another thing. How many people's lives you gonna be ruined? Alright, great. It's not good. Well, everybody sympathizes with a man who's charged. That's why a jury will definitely sympathize with him. That's what we need. What do you got, Jim? Alright, so our boy Mark has been sending me some cool stuff,

especially from World Star, so here's one of them. I think we already did this one. Let's do this. World Star, so here's one of them. I think we already did this one. Let's do this. Oh, she left her car running. Oh wow, oh, because you get a rock. I'm not wrong. I'm sorry, I'm getting hurt. Now we're getting away from home. Good boom. I'll find you. I'll find you.

I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll find you. I'll find you.

I'll find you. I don't think she heard that. Yeah. Well, that's really scary too. Your car's just run away car and hit somebody. My god, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, god.

And this one? Mark? Yeah. He was running a GoPro and he got knocked out. What are you going up there like that? What's up, dude? What's up? What's up?

What's up? Oh, man. This is historic, because it's labeled as the first GoPro knockout ever. From this point of view, you just witnessed history. You got knocked out twice. I guess this might be the last one then. Yeah. All right, Teresa. Unbelievable mark.

You see where my mind's at. What is this? Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. I didn't hear that audio. Oh fuck! Oh fuck! I didn't hear that audio. Is he okay? Oh fuck. Yes, they're alive. I didn't hear that audio.

I'm probably going to make me think of what's going on. Fuck it away. No fucking way. A female driver, huh? Yeah, you don't want to be a... He's down, dude. The GoPro's not moving. I'm on a side. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you don't want to be a he's down to the GoPro's not moving That's the one Or think that is funny that she said are you okay? You know, I'm not okay. Maybe you could

Skull please okay, so I say if you're talking to your breathing son There's some world star person right there. Roking legs. Yeah, it's gonna. That's gonna know I'm not okay Are you out of your mind? He did I he did a revolution? Yeah, yeah, or 10 Yeah, that's it revolution will be put on Hey, I don't get our motorcycles because I expect that like yeah I was the crazy things is how that doesn't happen all the time every day 24, 7, to 50, to everybody.

Yeah, motorcycles look fun, but this. Everyone I know who's been on a motorcycle says not a matter of if it's when. 100%. Yeah, well, even when you go to take the lessons or so I did, they said there's 99% chance you're gonna wreck in the first year. 99%.

Ooh. And they go, it could just be a little thing or a big thing, but 99% chance you're gonna. Don't want those on. Why? No, I don't want those on don't want this you like yeah don't buy a nice motorcycle for your first one I've had enough. I was in Mexico. I tried to rent one of those mo pads I'm like I got this never rid one before and like the first thing I do was like Right in front of the guys again. Oh come here come here quicker a lot of people they've got those mo pads in like I just yeah, yeah, you think you in like Costa Rica, in the United States. They do.

They're the whole thing, they do. They do. On islands like in Mekonos, that's all they do. The doctor goes, I just, for me, I can save you the trouble. If you've never ridden a moat pad and you want to get on that, I can save you the trouble. I can just take a baseball bat and a sand or tear knees or your legs if you want.

I mean, or you can do it that way. Fuck you. Well, I rented a moe Pad to get around Philadelphia this Thursday Friday Saturday, me on Moe Pad around city. You may have a Moe Pad, because brotherly love city, Philadelphia. And I will be at Suplex at noon, buying sneakers,

and we got a special collab merch, thick boy in Suplex. You can only get it in person at Suplex, that Saturday at noon, I will be there with a squad buying kicks. Come on out, they're gonna have food. They're doing a big event for that. But, that Saturday at noon, I will be there with a squad buying kicks. Come on out, they're gonna have food. They're doing a big event for that. But Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

that's this week, May 19th through 21st. I'm in Philly at the Helium. The next week, next Wednesday, one show only, Shobben Friends, the Hollywood Improv is May 25th. That's Wednesday at 8 p.m. It's being some monsters, a very special guest. Then Portland, Oregon, the trash,

Panatorican, 10 News, Portland, Oregon, June 9th through 11th. San Francisco, Cobb is June 17th through the 18th, and San Diego at a new club there, the Lafactory San Diego. I open for Chris there, it's one of my favorite clubs down San Diego, it's the heart of San Diego, downtown San Diego. Lafactory San Diego is July 21st through the 23rd,

but Philly, you're up this freaking week. And the special about to hit a million baby, we're at 870 right now. We're about to clear a mill. Let's do it kids. The whole staff gets taken of Scopa. Yeah, yeah. Watch it, baby. Washington, thank you, DC loft. Bra, improv. I am sold out the first show. Still some tickets left for the second show barely. I'm so excited, I shoot that on Thursday, get your tickets, May 19th.

God, I wish I could go, I know. Thursday. Get it first, especially you've not been to. I know. I know. Then West Palm Beach, Florida, one of my favorite places on the planet,

the improv, May 27th 27, 28, 29. That's a Friday Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, I said it. Very excited. I will be here and I will be here for the podcast on Monday. Oh, you even early. Yeah. That hurts. That hurts. That hurts me. That hurts me. I'll be as honest as I'll bring it. Richmond, Virginia, the funny bone. What? June 3rd and 4th? All right, I'll do that too. That's a great fucking club. Omaha, Nebraska, funny bone. Come on, you know I love you, Omaha.

June 10th and 11th, come get some. To get that F-A-T-K-Z dot com or stickboy dot com, that's it B. That's it buddy. This is the final kid, brow. out.