The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 799

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

The guys talk Chin, Lil Brows, Shapel and Mark's concert at The Troubadour, Bryan's fascination with Mark's body, Brendan's fashion advice to Bryan for his upcoming special recording at the Brea Improv this Thursday, Amber Heard on trial, relationship arguments, the fallout of Will Ferrell and Adam McKay, Neil Patrick Harris' Amy Winehouse controversy and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's up, fighter? And the kids, another throwback OG classic episode coming right to you. Grill. But before we get started, few housekeeping notes, Philadelphia, I'm in the brotherly city this frickin week Thursday, Friday, Saturday, I'm in Philadelphia. Helium Philly come get some Saturday at noon. I'm at come, I'm sorry, I'm at suplex, the sneaker store that you see on food truck diaries, they're the ones that provide all the shoes.

Those are my boys who are doing a special collab of merch with suplex and thick boy can only get it in person at noon on Saturday at suplex and filly. I'll be buying sneakers, I got food, music, it's gonna be a good old time, but Thursday, Friday, Saturday, I'm at the helium doing standup with the thick boy squad. That's this freaking week. LA next week, we back, baby. Hollywood improv, Shobin friends, one show only May 25th, Wednesday at 8 p.m. It's me, bunch of monsters, and a

very special guest. That is next Wednesday at 8 p.m. one show only at 8 p.m. Then back on the trash panda tour, whole new hour since the comedy special. Portland, Oregon. I'm in Portland with all the white tatted people. Barista's out there. I'm in Portland, Oregon. The helium June night through the 11th San Francisco Cobb's comedy club is June 17th and 18th.

San Diego, Lafactory San Diego, great club July 21st to the 23rd, but this freaking week I'm in Philly come get some Philly Go to thickboy.com if you want to talk to thick whiskey thickboy.com can order it there and then tomorrow night May 19th the first show is sold out for my boy Brian Calan shooting his special baby first show is sold out There's tickets for his late show. He shooting a special go support my bro. He's shooting a special man. So go to Brian Calon.com. He's in Brea, the West Palm Beach and Richmond, Virginia. He's all over. Go to Brian Calon.com for tickets. But Brea, May 19th, it's a Thursday night. Brian Calon's shooting his special. There's tickets left just for the late show. Go see my man's, okay? Go see a man.

And for the special, we're almost at a million. We're 80,000 away. We're about to hit a million. The Gringo Poppy special on YouTube right now. The whole staff is gonna go to great dinner. Once we hit a million, we will hit a million. So I can't thank you guys enough for all the support. The great messages, making this thing a freaking success.

I love you guys so freaking much, man. So thank you to all the real fans out there, man. I can't think enough. So the Gringo Poppy specials on thick boy YouTube right now. We're gonna clear a million, hopefully by Saturday. So we can do some fun stuff with it. But yeah, can't think of guys enough. Let's say man, in this current climate,

prices are going up all over, man, but not on your prescriptions. I know, it's high, but you need good RX. My friends at Good RX, they gotcha, man, because you can instantly compare prescription prices at pharmacies in your neighborhood and find discounts that could save you up to 80%, 80%, good RX is free and easy to use.

Whether you do or do not have insurance, even if you have insurance, Go to X may actually beat your co-pray price. That's right, man. You can check the Go to X online or on the app. That's what I do. I use the app. You can use it over 70,000 pharmacies nationwide,

like CVS, Kroger, Walgreens, Rite Aid, Vons, Walmart, and so much more. You gotta do it, man, because you're gonna save money on prescriptions, all of us use prescriptions. I use it, and I use GoodRx. I'm telling you, it's easy, download the app, and start saving right now.

So for simple, smart savings on your prescriptions, check GoodRx, go to goodRx.com slash fighter. That is goodRx.com slash fighter. GoodRx.com slash fighter. GoodRx is not insurance, but can be used in place of insurance. Medicare and Medicaid in 2021, GoodRx user saved 81% on retail prescription prices.

Go to goodRx.com slash fighter. This episode of the Fire and Kid is brought to you by our loyal, our rider, die. The best supplements on the frickin planet, earth, we're talking about on it supplements. Whether you're at a desk working right now, you're a lawyer, you're a judge, you're an athlete, you gotta get your mind right, alpha brain,

we're talking about shroom tech, new mood, dude, we got all of it for you. Creatine, glutamine, if you're thick, but you want me sexy thick, let on it help you, man, we got nutrition, we got dark roast coffee, we got protein, protein bars, protein bites, we got elk bars, warrior bars, man. And fitness wise, you don't,

you don't wanna go back to the gym, it's overcrowded now, everybody's going back to the gym, or you wanna stay at home and not deal with the hassle, cool, we have streaming fitness, home fitness programs. On it demand workouts in 30 minutes, kettlebells, primal bells, legend bells, on it sandbags, baller ropes, steel club maces, what are you waiting for?

On it.com-slashfighter-tempersonoff the entire damn site. On it.com-slashfighter-tempersonoff, you're welcome. Yeah, you did go. I don't see, what happened to your eyes? Well, you swallowing? It's early. Daddy woke, well, I've been up six.

Wake up early, I've been up six. How come you swallowing? Because's early. Daddy, well, I've been up since. You wake up early though. I've been up since it's six. How come you so slow? Because I usually work out by now and flush all whatever's going on out, you know. Oh, and by going out, I'm always in all the sad whiskey that you're taking. I'm not, I haven't drank whiskey in a little second. Oh, is that right?

No. What are you making? Maybe I'm trying to think. One last time I haven't had whiskey this week yet. What drugs do you take besides nicotine? That's it right now. Is that it? That's it.

Now you actually showed up to the concert last night, which I was surprised. I showed up to the concert last night. Mark Carly can sing. Lil Browse is great. I don't know from rap, so I don't know. But our boy chin. Lil Browse's talent. Our boy chin has got a f of a voice

and had the whole place mesmerized. Now here's the thing, that sound system can eat a dip. Yeah, yeah, I thought it was gonna be the best, but it was a bad day. Oh, who did, was it the, no, that's the house, yeah, cause I'm gonna go back on the tubular for a second. Okay, I'm sorry.

Go for it. And I love these venues, but you gotta pay cash to get a ticket. Why, thanks for playing me. Only cash, yeah, only cash. Well, does the Armenian Mafia read it? Probably. Only cash in 2022.

Then the bathroom smelled so bad that if you got within 30 feet of that place, like do better, clean the bathroom. Whatever's going on with that, I feel so bad for the balancer I'd stand there. Which in just so you know, I don't know how to take it, I heard it was actually a pretty good showing,

but in comedy, if they do just cash, like if you do and merch you do just cash You're cutting your audience in half of course like it royally screws you do Like so you know that wasn't set up for success and then the sound system like I wanted to see Your voice was great, but it was the sound system can't be tinny It's like guys you got to fix the sound, can't be tinny. It's like, guys, you gotta fix the sound. But did you know this going in, like, you did sound checks, right? We didn't have enough time to do sound checks.

So I didn't even do sound checks. What do you mean, then? We did. Because we had so many artists, and then they were setting up the bands for Chappelle. So everyone had your sound check. I'm just saying, I'm gonna use a word here. Yeah.

That's an amateur move, right? Yes. You got it, but you can't do that. We couldn't do it, though. Actually, we saw it about time. Who had a sound You can't do that. We can't do that. We should have about time. Who added sound check? What do you mean?

Like, did anybody? Shepel's band. Now he's a little bit. Shepel's band. Uh-huh. Doesn't need sound. They don't need sound check. He yells in the mic.

Here's the thing, Chin. That would be like my opener or feature, doing the sound check, and I don't get to. I know. I know. But that's what the venue did. Yeah, I would have. And that's where I got to. It's a little bit on you guys. That's okay. That's, that's what the venue did Yeah, I would

It's a little bit on you guys. That's okay. That's that's you'll learn next time you don't do that again Yeah, no pictures allowed so Kyle couldn't come no pictures or you have to pay extra for that No, my two granders. I was gonna wait in the troupe door And I can hear my sorry No pictures no picture or like so I'm trying to take pictures from my iPhone, which I got some decent ones. No, like, professional pictures. You know what you guys need is a manager.

I mean, we're just, you know, we're just having fun right now. You need somebody, you need to, where it's not you or little browse or ship out to call the venue by, what do you mean? What do you mean, no pictures? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in sound check, we're gonna do the date, what are you doing? What do you mean? No pictures, no, no, no, no. And cash, no, in sound check, we're gonna do the date. What are you doing?

They're gonna be there, fucking, they're gonna go in at 11 a.m. Do the sound check, and then they come back. Yeah. Let me add one more to that list too. So all the pre-cell tickets, they tell you, when you're about to purchase a ticket, you have to show a vaccine card.

So I'm sure people didn't wanna come because of that crap too. Yeah, you gotta, I'm, well, we had a, you should've been, or the true-g-d-r is probably not the place for you. There are other places But we had a great turn. I'll do respect to the true. Dorr I'm sure it's a great venue and yeah, I like any voucher. I like any venue that that hosts music and everything else But that sucks is that place needs to be a little bit screwed our boys

Yeah, you need needs to be needs to be managed a little bit differently. That's all. How they house you. So I go up and with a couple of people with wanted and Griffin and like, Griffin? Griffin, Dr. Gaines, the chiropractor, who did the tough matter with us. I'm not sure. I'm not too. Thick kid himself.

Yes. Thick boy. He works out Michael Herndow at Goldside Venice. But anyway, he's so they go up and they they pay you know we're like doing the cash cash okay but i'm on the list and she's like no mark here and then like i tell the guys are like like i'm like ham you know they're like we don't care man you gotta get the thing from the thing and come over here but you know so it's like this 15 minute thing or i'm like just humiliated because you're like i'm performing in there and nobody like and I believe you have those voice. Do you sing? I sing a little bit. That was great. That was

that was it. That was it. That was the job we'd be thinking I can sing. But you have a deep you have a very big round of voice. Look. If you're round your voice. I do a couple of musicals in college. No solos. But you know, sing this no more giants. No more giants. No more giants. You know, it's early too. It is early.

So the voice song in addition with his voice, come out for ginger don't let me wait. You can't let girls out much too late. Oh sooner or later it comes down to fade. I might as well be the one only good Dance like this yeah, I like that there are other songs for you with your deep voice I mean with brine's help You could be the best just were unrealistic

I shitty manager hey barb with our help you could be the best part. It's all on I shitty manager. Hey Barbara. With our help you could be the best boy. Yeah, but it's all on for it. I think we really are. I enjoy singing. I know I'm not good at it, but like I don't know if he sings. My favorite of my fair is I get a 40 year of a had this. I've had a very successful banker.

It was 40 something. And I'm not kidding. He goes, I ran into him in New York. And he goes, hey, I go, hey, and he's really rich. And he goes, I'm into him in New York and he goes, hey, I go, hey, and he's really rich. And he goes, I'm going to get an acting. And my instinct was to say, you're out of your mind, but I went, that's a great idea. I do. You know, I've got the same thing. My financial advisor in Denver, when I last saw I talked to him, I go, how's he going?

He's like, dude, it's great. You know, we sold the company, but I got this much way my job you're ballin dude my it was yeah yeah I'm still doing stand up he's 50 you know I'm starting to stand up I'm it no my you know and I went hell yeah man I got one way better hell yeah I got one better my friends I got I got you have you ever done it he goes no it's better late. I got one way better late than my friend calls me up. He goes, my wife, he's like, his wife is 40 something. He goes, dude, my wife, I want to pick a brand and I really ask you a favor.

I go, what? He goes, my wife wants to get in the standup. I go, oh, yeah, she's honestly, dude, she's funny. She has this laughing. I mean, she's got you know, she's got you know, she's quirky, and probably maybe not She has this laughing. I mean, she's got a good quirky, you know, she's quirky, and probably maybe not our sense of humor. I go, huh? And he goes, would you take, she did a five minute thing,

would you take a look at it? I go, I go, let me think, I go, here's the thing. I go, absolutely not. Absolutely not. Yeah, I go, because I have, I already, I can tell you right now, it's like, that it's, she's terrible, and that like, that it's, she's terrible, and that's okay, I go, she's terrible,

and he starts laughing, I go, but that's a fact, right? That's a fact, but I'll tell you what, have her do it for 10 years, but right every day, and in 10 years, I would be happy to look at it, because it won't make a difference anyway, and maybe she'll be great. Maybe, do you ever use openers, like, like local cities, do you ever use openers sometimes hit her?

Miss it's very what city but we have this guy very her mess you can usually tell like right when they come in that where as you're talking to them if it's going to go well or not. Yeah, this guy comes in and we're just talking and you know, he's like throwing out like these big name references and I'm like, oh cool. And he's a little older and you know, he's a good dad. Right. I'm like, yeah, two kids like, yeah, I'm a dad too. I'm like, cool cool, and he's a little older and, you know, he's a good dad, right? I'm like, yeah, two kids, like, yeah, I'm a dad too, and I'm like, cool, cool.

And then he's talking, I'm like, it seems off now, how long you been doing stand up? He goes, eight years, eight years. Well, I took five years off, so, but eight years told him it. Well, three. That would be three. And he goes, well, no, yeah, on stage three,

I'm like, yeah, well three. He's like, yeah, I guess, but eight, I'm like, sure, eight, yeah, you on stage three. I'm like, yeah, well three he's like Yeah, I guess but eight no, but sure eight. You have fun. Have fun. This is my brush from every show Crowd's tight and my right walk in and go just their tight man They're tight every show they're tight They need watch everyone do really well and then just had no awareness. I don't think it's crowd, dude. Yeah, you gotta know.

It just takes a long fucking time. It's like, and also I've had a young guy say, hey, can you watch me? And I always say to him, I go, it doesn't matter if you're, like, they wouldn't, if I like you, if I don't like you, it doesn't matter. You don't need my approval. Yeah you did the other helps from your peers You know, yeah, obviously, you know, but you you know, you want to prove it for me appears especially a older guy very rarely I'll say like you who's been doing a long time, but very rarely I'll see somebody and I say this to him I go You could be really good take yourself seriously. That's all I say you said that the shapel. I said that you said to me. Yep

You two for two. Yep. Yep. Yep. Then to you ask, might be one for two. No. I mean, such a subjective thing. But, you know, the fact the matter is if you're making people laugh, that's a big thing. If you put butts in seats, you're making people laugh. That's the game. Well, also, also like, you know, it's a little bit like a lot of people and I was this way too, you know, you're funny You make your friends laugh, but but you when you got to do 20 minutes just 20 minutes 30 minutes It's an eternity and you better have a map for where you're going. You can't just get up and Dene Dene Dene Dene No, like you have to family barbecue chin. What what songs did you sing last night? Did you do you did standing?

You do standing. Oh did you sing last night? Did you do standing, did you do standing- Did you do- Did you do- Jerry, Jim Jell-O-Roy, I did Jell-O-Roy cover. The, save me? Okay. Great song. Is that his number one hit right now? That was his number one hit before.

Now he has a country. Did, and now he's killing it right now. He can write. Oh yeah, God, he writes like, like for the thick boy album, you know, Jell-O-Roy's a guy who sleeps in, you know, he writes that night, who writes, stay up to like four or five in the morning.

So he sleeps during the day. And little browsing, man, can you hit up Jellie dude? He still hasn't put in his feature, Boa. So I hit up Jellie, and he, oh man, the album's due to malted. We still need your, you know, your hook or your, you know, your part. He's like, oh, you got a Bubba,

wrote it in, I don't know, 30 minutes, sent it, did it, sent it in, like, oh, you got a Baba wrote it in, I don't know, 30 minutes, did it, sent it in, like, holy shit. And it is fire. Like Jesus, dude. Yeah, yeah. So what songs did you, Chen? You did the Jell-E-Roll cover. Yeah, and then I did Ernest, far shops.

And then we did, just like the originals from Thickboy and from King of the Sting. Which we had a Baron. Okay. And then, Love that built. We want the Jell-E-Roll. Built is my favorite song of alling. Which we had a baron. Okay. And then- Love that, built. We won the Jell-E-Roll. Built is my favorite song of all time.

So we did a Regenal's Bri. We did a Regenal's. You didn't do your Regenal's. I did. Built, built is genuine. We all worked together. Have you heard built? No.

Hit it, Chin. All right. Thank you. Literally my favorite song. Really? I sent it to the group chat, Mark. I said this is my favorite song. Yeah? I sent it to the group chat, Mark. I said this is my favorite song.

You sang it last night? So they wrote this song clearly about your thick friend here. But it's literally the soundtrack to my special everything. Is it Chiller Roll and Chin? Yeah. Lil' Bros with Chiller Roll and Chin. And Chiller Roll wrote this in 30 minutes. You ready?

And Chin. This is in 30 minutes, get ready, and chin. See where I'm at, not where I'm from. If you don't know I had to walk before I could run. It'll see the times that I was so much giving up. I can't imagine quitting, because this is not in my blood. Browse, I'm built for this. Been working my whole life for this. No taking breaks, I get up and I grind for this. No, I don't ever complain. I get up and I grind for this

No, I don't ever complain, I don't got the time for that If things don't go my way, I just get up and go change it I'm talking about 10,000 hours of blood sweat and tears and they all want to talk with the night evening Is this Charlie Rose singing? That's Little Brass Wow, you'll hear jelly You'll head up after 10,000 hours I put it

They don't see the pain after. Good song. Oh my god, kidding me. I didn't get that this was you, what you were singing, because I couldn't hear it. I know the mic didn't work. Fuckin' bullshit. Jelly Rolls-Cowent. You sang this last night? Yeah, I didn't hear it.

I know about that. This is the number one song on the album. It's soundtrack to all my special stuff. Kelly. Kelly. 30 minutes. Kelly Rose wrote this in 30 minutes. I Well, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't know if I had heard that last night, you know, my girl was loving it. She loves live music and she was really liking when Lil' Browse brought that other guy on to.

There is a Riley and there's also Bobby Rums. The big guy with the long hair. No, not that guy, the other guy, the first guy. Bobby Rums, yeah, he's good. He's great. Really good. But anyway, the mic didn't do Lil' Browse any favors. I couldn't make out what the fuck anybody was saying.

Also live drums is a choice that people make, which can handsore like with wrapping it's hard because then you're completely, like your hands are showing up. You can't hear, your hands are showing up. Shame on all of you guys for not doing sounds. Shame on you. You didn't have to give us time.

It's still a time, it's still a time. It's still a time, I don't give up. No, we've been on tour before. I had to get up and go there. I want good sound. Yeah. Well,'t give a fuck. No, we've been on tour before. I had to get up and go there. I want good sound. Yeah. Well, luckily I did acoustic set, so that's something people prefer me to do.

Did Eric Griffin perform? He didn't show up, I don't think. Oh, okay. You know, oddly, Brian really surprised everybody by showing up. No, yeah, I mean, in a good way, people were very excited that you came. Yeah.

You were really excited. Everybody was very excited. Yeah, Paul, Jazz, I couldn't make it. It's okay. My dad ordered Mediterranean food. He didn't cook your Mediterranean food. Listen man, in this current climate, prices are going up all over man,

but not on your prescriptions. I know, it's high, but you need good RX. My friends at good RX, they gotcha man, because you can instantly compare prescription prices at pharmacies in your neighborhood and find discounts That could save you up to 80% 80% Go to X is free and easy to use works whether you do or do not have insurance even if you have insurance Go to X may actually beat your co-pray price. That's right man

You can check the good Rx online or on the app. That's what I do I use the app. You can use it over 70,000 pharmacies nationwide like CVS, Kroger, Walgreens, Rite Aid, Vons, Walmart and so much more. You got to do it man because you're going to save money on prescriptions. All of us use prescriptions. I use it and I use GoodRx. I'm telling you, it's easy to download the app and start saving right now. So for simple smart savings and other prescriptions, check GoodRx. Go to goodrx.com slash fighter. That is goodRx.com slash fighter. GoodRx.com slash fighter. GoodRx is not insurance but can be used in place of insurance. Medicare

and Medicaid in 2021, goodRx users saved 81% on retail prescriptions and prices. Go to goodRx.com slash fighter. Oh, you know what he told me? I guess his buddies would give him shit. How he didn't know it was my second special. And he goes, no, dummy. He goes, you said, he was, of course, I know it's your second special. He goes, I was saying that your first one on your own,

on thick boy. There's many more to come. You're dead, I'm gonna shit out of you. Your dad is a fuck, yeah. Your dad's a great guy. Oh, I feel like that. He's so, he come. You're dead. I was all shit at you. Your dad is a fuck. Yeah, your dad's a great guy Oh, he's so he's you your dad and your brother are Your ride or die mother fuckers like yeah my brother kill anybody in this room. He would kill your brother I'm telling you right now. That's his big brother and his big brother. I'm telling you right now, first of all, if I killed somebody, I'm telling you right now, that's his big brother and his big brother.

I'm telling you right now, his big brother is one of those guys that I like him very much, but I have no doubt that if Brenn was in trouble, he would kill all of us. And by the way, he'd go, what do you want to eat? What's for lunch? Yeah, after lunch. Let me get this blood off of him. I love Jay. Yeah, it's been really cool to come. You know, that's the one you got to worry about. Not me. He's the one you got to worry about. He's sick. Him a marker. The one marker. Security. Enjoy that. Well, he's really like, he's also very calm about shit. Like he's like, there's a thing about him

where it's like, you know, he's a computer expert, you know, he's he knows everything and And he knows shit that you'd be really surprised about. Yeah, and he's like quiet assassin where you're like, oh, I don't know man My older brother is saying he's a computer guy too, and I got like so I like immediately responded that energy of like You're a step in this direction, and it's nice to have like strategic conversations with you You know to kind of discuss things and know you're being very rational. Well, Jay won't let you know about anything. Jay won't let me, he won't say anything. What do you mean?

He'll just be like, it doesn't gossip either. He'll just be like, if the house was on fire, he'd go, hey, what's up? He'd call him like, that's a little warm in here. That's what he'd say. Is it on fire? Yeah, I figured out. I'll figure it out.

Yeah, but that's a nice energy compared to somebody. Oh my God, I'm thinking. You're like, yeah, you need that sometimes. Yeah. It's, yeah, and I'll also keep it real with you, too. Oh, yeah. Oh, he'll check you, right? Yeah.

Don't get an argument with him about cars, sports, or anything. If he brings it up, he's done all his research. Like he knows everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, it was good stuff, though. I still really enjoyed the concert. They're done, so you did, but I thought.

No, I loved that. I loved watching Chan, I thought he was killer and I thought, you can see how talented a little browse was. That's such a shame on the sound. Yeah. I mean, it's the one thing. It's like, showing up to a fucking swim race and there's no water. You know, it's like, thing. It's like, showing up to a fucking swim race and there's no water.

You know, it's like, how do you not have good sound? Also, how do you not have Mark Harley up there without a shirt? Why are you wearing a shirt? I think I ripped the shirt off too. Or, yeah, looking back at it, I'm like, I should have done something like, if just weren't a tank talker.

So, it's something silly to be like, ah, here I am. No, no, no, I had this before, before we started rolling, but I couldn't be happier with your arms. Can you be more specific? Well, I'm gonna get there. Because I'll tell you why I like them.

What are you, well, they're so cute. I'll tell you what I like. They're super juicy this morning. Can you hit, did you hit your arms this morning? No, we're working out after this. Oh, we made a stupid dinner. We're usually working out right now. I did hit back this morning though, it's 6am,

and then I'm gonna go work out again. Hey, Jeff dies the best, Jeff, because you know, Mark's wearing that shirt at one of the fight crannies. Is your mom an anaconda? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, no, no, no,. I know. I'm saying, I don't need them to be bigger. Some guys, you'll, it's a thing in bodybuilding where guys get into it and they start to look better. And then they take certain aspects of it too far. We're like, hey, you lost the plot of this being like an aesthetic endeavor. Yeah.

And you look, now I know I could look borderline silly in many articles of clothing, but I try, I tried to keep my eyes on like, I don't know Your arms are a lot bigger than Brennan shops. Yeah, for sure. Hey real quick. How many weeks you think before you fuck Mars? He's good listen to you. You're on social media. He's in me here every day. Okay. You gotta stop you gotta stop You you look like that every day, but am I gonna fucking or is is he gonna fuck me? And if he does what do I need poppers? Bubba you You're clearly the power bottom. Well, I would imagine right power bottom, but I don't think you're you're throwing it back daddy I'm throwing power power bottom. I'm an old man. So I gotta put my poppers You can't get enough. You're throwing that ass back mark you working with a piece

All answer you work with a piece? Uh, all I answer. I've seen it. Oh really? My guess is he's got matches his arms daddy. There you go. And again, the, the, the, the, the, the, the real question you have to ask like a guy who's muscular, the, the real, you know, get to the point. What they're much to his baby. Right.

Well, because they're trying to, I try to take, take, take HCG regularly, but the real question with your pieces, is it at least proportionate? Yeah. You don to keep it, I try to take HCG regularly, but the real question with your pieces, is it at least proportionate? Yeah. You don't want it to be disproportionately small. Yeah, you don't want it to be shack. Yeah, you don't want it to be like, you know, because that's a cliche, right?

The other thing is if, the other thing, and you can vouch for this, Mark, you don't want it to say that it's facts, but when you do do like steroids and stuff, your nuts go, oh, you don't need us. So, Mark's nuts are the size of blueberries. Right. No, no.

Is that right? If I had never taken H.C. Big trunk, little blueberries. But no, that's a very common thing that the atrophy would be the word. Luckily, you can reverse that, but if you don't take the things to reverse it every few months or ever.

Because you want to fire them up. You want to keep them test these rolling. If you take HCG and Cllomod, like let's say every two to three months, and that's kind of like you align it with, there's this concept of blasting and cruising. You bump up your dose for, you know, two months, then you drop it down for a month and it's, you're still might be on TRT, but you're taking H and D and cloned to restart your. So you don't need that, my man here. Grandfather clock.

Right. Oh yeah. Daddy got some big old. No, you said that's all. That's what I have. I go, you don't need, don't, don't. Oh, Brian has heavy brands. Your nuts will never quite be that big of you start.

No, Brian, you ever seen like those great daines, like those big, great, like, you're like, I got your get enough out of my face. Ryan has great, Danes, just, that checks out. Heavy. And my pep just hangs heavy too now. You know what, Brian's nuts look like

an old, satchel, like an Indian purse holding just two coconuts. Yeah, yeah, just a leather, old leather, wrinkly purse. That's right. So why would you want to undermine that? I don't. I don't, but I also want traps and I want delts.

But hey, would you rather have traps and delts and be jacked or in smaller nuts or have that big old, you know, never who Indian purse hang between your legs? Traps and delts. Well, but I got a lot of energy still and Daddy's dick can still cut a diamond. So I don't want to fuck with it

Yeah, I'm five five five now when I hit six oh and things are bad six oh, yeah So I'm in two months when I'm 60 or 65 whatever it is yeah, then daddy's gonna get on now I want to talk to you about your scheduling Yeah, we're here at 9am. It really spaces very bloated. She had a performance last night. Didn't get home to probably 1am, okay? That's a problem.

And then you go, hey guys, I forgot. For Kay, let's talk about this. Hey guys, I forgot. This is what it's like to work with Brian Kown. Love you. Love you. You know, I've made it work. Sure.

No problem. No problem. But it's my workout. I'll spray a curveball sometimes. I can't do the podcast. He goes, I forgot. He goes, I've made it work. Sure, no problem. No problem. But I'll try to work out. Free a curveball sometimes. Can't do the podcast. Got it. He goes, I forgot. I have a flight tomorrow.

This is on Tuesday. I have a flight tomorrow. Can't do the pod. I go, interesting. Where you headed, you go Denver. Yeah. And I said, we shoot your special on Thursday. Is this the smartest movie?

Oh, I booked it a while ago. Not smart, not smart, not smart, but I will get my rep in. That's like a starting NFL quarterback before the Super All going, you know what, dude, I'm just gonna debout the Hawaii then I before the game, then I'm gonna fly right back. I'm gonna wake up early and knock it a lot of sleep. Yes, come on.

Then I'll sleep sitting up. And what the thing about planes, they don't dehydrate you or make you feel like shit either. But I'll do a whole bunch of below and some math. And I'll be ready to rock every day. Thursday. At least it's two shows you in power through it. I'm gonna kill it.

I'm gonna kill it. I couldn't be more excited. And I think it's the funniest thing I've ever done. Best stuff I've ever done. It better be. It is. I think it's the best thing I've ever done. You of course it is.

In the good news is I'll just take it and fucking cut it up and do my thing. I think it's the best thing I've ever done. You of course it is. In the good news is I'll just take it and fucking cut it up and do my thing. I'm excited. I'm excited. That's the plan. Are you going to, you know you're going to Philly? I don't know about the specials who we already booked it. I know.

I booked it a while ago too. Yeah. I said I really want to go to Bryan's special and you're like, because then you made the decision like, I don't know. Now I really want you to go Philly. Yeah. Oh shit. I was like, do not go to Ryan's. Dang it. You're doing healing in one of my favorite clubs of all time. I know. I can't wait.

So that's the way we do that. Dude, and we got this videographer, what's his name? His name's Alistair McDonald, which I had to know. And he re, so I booked a video, you know how to do a bit for each city. And so I need a videographer. So I put on my Instagram. I actually booked one through Christus Stefano, who he is used before.

And then this guy reached out, I was like, came out, I know you guys booked it, but this is what I do. I'm purred for the gig, I've worked with other comments before, and you're like, tell us all this stuff. And then I was like, you were so passionate, I'm like, you got it, dude, you're in.

This dude is Mr. Philadelphia. It might be Vince Papali as a troll. I don't know, because he knows, he was like, I know every restaurant, the local restaurants, the local pubs, the places you wanna go that are gonna be open. I know the references you wanna go to, like sneaker shopping, close shop,

like was like, I got you, man. Right. Yeah, he is a beast was like, I got you, man. Right. Yeah, he is a beast. Videoographer. Videoographer, yeah. No, no, no, videographer. Videoographer, but I say. So it's that videoographer.

Videoographer. So you go Vity. Vity ID. Videoographer. Videoographer. Yeah. Not a videoographer. Yeah.

There's just little things. Yeah, yeah. Rolleroyson with videographer. Yes, sir. Just a little habit. But yeah, this guy is on it. Yeah, I'm excited things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rolled Royce and V.R. Yes, sir. Just a little habit. But yeah, this guy is on it. Yeah, I'm excited for him because he not only was like, oh, I can help him with the local references.

He works with restaurants, I guess. So he's already sending me like all these like, we're going to, I'm sad it was we had to set it up. So like, there's no thinking about it and that stuff. We're going to see the best parts of Philadelphia. And he was like, I kind of specialize in taking people who had a bias towards Philadelphia, his friends will visit him, and be like, man, I thought Philadelphia sucked,

but after you showed me these parts of it, I already love Philadelphia. It's one of my favorite things. Can I ask you a question? Yes. What, I'm gonna get excited. What shoes are you gonna pick me up at Suplex? That's not for you, Dad.

At Jordans? 10 and a half words. Hey, can I ask you this? Are you in sandals on your specials? Oh, I should not sandals. These are my toe holds. You know sandals. How are you one of the flops?

They're my toe holds. You're even wearing flip flops on stage? I'm not gonna wear flip flops on stage. Okay, I didn't know. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, and you're being like, you're not taking a city.

You're being shitty. I feel like you're not taking a city. I'm fucking ready. I'm gonna wear these jeans, probably. You really do? Maybe some lucky brand black jeans, definitely a black, okay, see classic. Now here's the problem, you said lucky,

like it's a good pair of jeans, right? Yeah, but those aren't good jeans, right? But you know, daddy doesn't, they don't make a big difference on daddy's legs. I like those, whether it's pages. These are lucky, these are all black. I'm a classic tee. True classic tee, maybe a tight wear out of the stage. That's all I wear out of the stage. Long. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that.

I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that.

I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that.

I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I then I will do golden, golden things. I like those. I bought a new pair. Oh, what color? They're green and white.

I'll show you. Love it. I already like the color combo. Now, here wise, what do we think it? Now? Now. Hold on. Hold on.

HMU, do we have HMU? We don't. Here, make up. We don't. Do we have HMU? No, but listen now. I don't like what you're doing. Who's doing HMU? I don't like the way up. We don't. Do we have HMU? No, but listen now. I don't like what you're doing. Who's doing HMU?

I don't like the way you're, I don't like the way you're questioning it. I think you're being shitty. No. Because you're going like this with your head. Now listen up, fuck me. Hey, HMU. Listen dude. Now in the biz HMU, I don't have to say anything.

I don't have to say anything. What the fuck it is man, here make up. Part of what I'm gonna do is probably, wig. Ha. No, I'm gonna get a little math scare. I'm gonna do a little, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna darken this area because otherwise it looks like, I got, there are some issues I gotta do. I might, I might, I might dust it a little on top so you can't see my eyes.

Oh, I like that. You know what I mean? Tell, just tell the HM. You do it all, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, t, Now knowing you, I would assume there's no HMU at the event. There is no HMU at the, I was asked if I needed some, and you said no. I got before, I just, I just, I remember when you and I were, I forget we were doing some of my Fox Sports,

and they go, do you guys want what makeup? And I go, yeah, you go, absolutely not. I was like, you probably do though, huh? I really like it. I probably should just run a brush to it. Yeah, you got it. But, do you, did you do a little HMU? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for especially.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, because I don't want to be shiny on stuff. I don't want to look amateur. Like, all the only thing I care, I was like being shiny. Yeah, you want to be mad don't want to be shiny on I don't want to look amateur like I all the way I could as like being shiny. Yeah, you want to be mad. Yeah, it just looks on professional Like fucking You should just in case Just have somebody there. Yeah, and if they get dust

Dude now there's just spitball, you know, no beast listing. Let think there's just spitball some idea. No, say what you're listening? I don't think so. Okay. What about some eyeliner? I'm not John Depp. Yeah. Daddy ain't John Depp. Couple bracelets, couple rings on the fingers.

I know. Huh. No, I can't do that either. Dude, call your special. I am Johnny Depp and then come dressed as fucking Jack Sparrow. That's the idea. Resulting. It's such a good idea.

I ran that by Roganius, I go, I wanna call the special Joe Rogan. Can't do I have to mention that. He said absolutely not. He started laughing. That would be hilarious. It's so stupid. We laughed and then he shudged you.

Well I've been, I've been, I've been, I've been glued to my YouTube watching Amber Heard get cross-examined. Can't get to it. The lawyer is a, well when you get cross-examined. Can't get to it. The lawyer is a... Well, when you get cross-examined, remember that, hey, remember that a week though to go over her testimony and go,

okay, we'll poke some holes in this, a week. Usually you don't have a week. So that's what they were saying that lawyer, that expert was like, it's actually gonna help Johnny Depp because his defense has a weak to poke holes in whatever the fuck you're saying. My lawyer one time said, the good news is

for anybody telling the truth, you telling the truth and so you have to remember one story. Correct. When you tell lies, you gotta remember all the stories. Yeah. And keep that same energy and consistency. Yeah. Good luck. We're gonna ask you those questions over a million ways. Yes. A million ways. We get catch you line. Yeah. Like did you

see her long story? Yep. Now now let's let's get let's see if we can poke some holes. Now unfortunately a lot of times you don't get to put somebody on the stand. In this case, Johnny got to put her on the stand. And did you see the thing which said she donated the divorce settlement? No, I pledged. I pledged it. But 13 months. Do you see the prosecution goes, so hold on, you said you in a multiple interviews, you said you pledged the 8 million to this foundation. And she goes, yeah, well, no, very simple. Did you actually give 8 million dollars?

She goes, I have the intention to actually introduce you, but she said you did. So all they're doing is just showing like, she just said, it was complete social. You've never known them not to wear big bulky rings on every finger. There's Jack Sparrow.

Okay, he's never not worn big bulky rings on every bulky rings on every finger. Now, but he hits you repeatedly in the face. She said, yeah, and you lost count on how many times he hits you in the face with rings, okay? And here are the pictures. Your face doesn't have a mark on it. She's doing this and she has like a bruise on her tricep.

Is it any bruised face? But then her face is... It looks like you didn't eat enough iron that day. And so you got a little, your face is swollen. A dresser. Now dude, you and I know, I know a little something about violence. If you're punching somebody with rings in the face, I promise you. If you're slapping somebody, I promise you.

Well that was, we're gonna get skin gets opened up. Oh dude, there's gonna be cutting. It's gonna leave couple marks. Well that was my argument with Chailson and thing. Like, when I read the kind of the rundown from the victim and the man goes, yes, he repeatedly punch me in the face and held me on the ground. And then the wife goes, yes, he repeatedly

punched me in the face. And I saw a picture and I'm like, no, nobody has any bruising. There's no cuts. You don't chill. Son and can do to your face, sir. I want to be like, uh, real cram. I'm just gonna, like, I'm maybe hitting the face. Uh, did you see him fight Anderson? Tell me. Okay. Okay. He, he punches and elbows super hard. He was a pro. I go, yeah, so is in the hallway of the four seasons. Repeately punching and elbowing the face. Did you see his fight against Nate Markhart?

Who's a killer? You didn't? Okay, not that makes sense. Okay, yeah, no, I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. I believe you.

That makes sense. Very, very good. One of the best men to ever do it. Repeately punching the face. You have no knicks. Come on, that makes sense. But she kept saying that, Amber heard kept saying that. And I was like, and then you hear the video,

and you hear the, it's like, yeah, I hit you, Johnny. Okay, I was hitting you. I don't know what I was doing with my hand. Well, that was after he hit me and I was, no, no, no, that's not, I'm sorry. This is making no sense. But what about when she threw the- If you were all marked up, I got you.

Me too. I fucking got you. But then what about her throwing the vodka bottle, cutting his finger off? And then his lawyer's like, well, he never said, it's like, hey guys, we have it on video. Did you hear her excuse for how he cut his finger? Yeah, yeah. Because I caught that part specifically.

I didn't realize that there was a counter accusation like she totally denies that. She said that there was an antique phone on the wall in this apartment of this house in Australia that he repeatedly smashed to smithereens, like over and over and over again, until it just broke down, like until it's on the floor. And that cut his finger off like during the smashing.

And then the prosecution goes, so here's a picture like where this area is. And she goes, well yeah, that would be the person standing in front of the where the phone would be. Okay, here's another picture like where this area is and she goes, well yeah, that would be the person standing in front of the where the phone would be. Okay, here's another picture from another angle. Well yeah, that would be out of camera. Because there's no, there's no picture of the remnants of that. There's no picture anywhere of that phone.

And another picture here, there's another phone that would have been like what you're describing four feet away from it. Nobody else can confirm the story. Nobody else can confirm the story. Nobody else can confirm the existence of this antique phone on the wall. So it seems like she just made this thing up. Like anything else there, they're going to be, they're going to be a lot of holes. One of the things I think is really interesting.

Look, men and women fight differently. They do a lot of times. And sometimes they fight exactly the same. But Jimmy Burke was telling me a great story about how he's, he gets in a fight basically. He's with his aunt, he's with his mom, and he's with his girlfriend. And so it's just him.

And the bouncer is being or the door guy, the guy who's running in place is being a real dick because he just wanted to bring a chair over for his aunt to sit because she's elderly. And he goes, you can't take that chair, you're blocking things. And he's really rude. And Jimmy's kid from Brooklyn goes, well, okay, but you can talk to me a little differently. I'm here with him. He goes, yeah, I don't care. You'll be respectful, man. And Jimmy goes, well, no, hold on, hold on. You can't. And he goes, move the chair. And so the guy's being, so now,'s, now Jimmy goes, well, I'm not gonna move the chair now.

We have a problem. So now, this guy gets in Jimmy's face. Jimmy gets in his face. And it's getting, it's getting spitty. It's getting spitty. And Jimmy a roast you too. A roast you. A roast you.

But good. He'll light you up. But good, because what Jimmy'll do, I'll have the whole room. Laughing. Oh yeah, because Jimmy's going. So, the guy goes, we can take it outside or something, and Jimmy goes, no, I don't have the whole room laughing. Oh yeah, because Jimmy's going. So embarrassed. The guy goes, we can take it outside or something

and Jimmy goes, no, I would never do that. You look like you can bench a lot. You look musk and he'll do it. This Jimmy's a pro. You look like you bench a lot. A lot. And he looked funny. Yep.

And he's very animated. Yeah, his face should, you have to laugh. Yep. So now, another guy comes now now you got two guys in his face and and his girlfriend mom and auntie two bogeys are afraid in the biz we call it bogey yeah and now Jimmy's getting now it's getting a little shovy yeah gets it gets handsy handsy and I don't know where Jimmy's aunt faints she just fuck it gets the fucking ground, right?

And all of a sudden, holy shit. You know, Aunt Faints, because it literally is about to get into a real Fist of Cuffs. She Faints. Thomas, she did on purpose. She Faints, and I'm like, holy shit. And they're like, Jesus, and they have to call the ambulance.

They call the ambulance, the paramedics get there. Everybody's like, help me out. Now the bouncers are like, oh, Jesus, let us help you. They get her in the chair. It's the whole situation. And it's like holy fuck. And then the ambulance is there and she goes, I'm fine. I'm fine.

And they're in conflict. And mom goes, no, and Jimmy goes, we're getting you in the ambulance. I don't know, I don't know, it could be your heart. She was Jim, I'm fine. And his mom goes, Jim, she's fine. Tybalt. All the women of my mother was there. They fight smarter.

They go like this, they go, she was faking it. I go, ha, deescalated. She fucking faked the faked. Oh, me, my girl. Genius. Genius. But I didn't, that's not, I didn't pick up that. In that situation, very high social IQ.

Yes, do that. Very smart. Because she was about to get rocked. You love this, I got it from you. Me, my girl, she'll be arguing, right? And she shouting us go. She can't help but laugh. That's a great way to it.

Yeah. I just stay up for a solid minute. Just I stole this from Arty Lang. Arty, that's Arty Lang's joke because Arty Lang used to do this thing where he'd go. He'd talk about like a lot of guys. So in Hollywood, of course, what happens is people come to Hollywood in their 20s.

They're fantastic, they're good looking, everything else. And Hollywood will bend your back. And by the time you're in your 40s, you're doing a job you don't wanna do, and you're back, and you look like you've got the posture of a jumbo shrimp, right? You're just bent. And that's just what acting and what this business will do.

It's a month. It'll break you down. Yep. And already would do that. He'd always do this character where you talk to some guys and they have, they faint because they're so, they're so appalled at how their life turns out. It always starts with this.

Yeah, no, things are good. I got a couple things in the works. I got actually a project that I'm working on with. Well, Clint Eastwood, red this. Yeah, no, things are good. I got a couple things in the works. I got actually a project that I'm working on with. Well, Clint Eastwood red this. Hey, just go. It's a defense because your life is way too. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm driving this car right now because my car right now is in the shop, but I'm actually driving. It's such a good L.A. thing, dude. It's it LA thing, dude. It's the ultimate possible. It's just like, it's just like,

like I, Dude, my girl, she's Latin. She's at the height of Yonoshko. That's beautiful. It's just DS. What would you say? What would you say? This is because my girl and his girl,

his girl, Luana is from Germany. Yeah. Should I have said her name? Deutschland, yeah. Deutschland. Deutschland. She is.

By the way, she's got abs. That girl is. She'll love being brought up. That girl is in here. Luana is. She is a fucking smoked show. Yeah, yeah. And you don't get a better body.

And you just don't. Well, that opponent of hers, she thinks she's obese. Well, she's out of her mind because she's got body just mad. Yeah, we all have. Many women are bodied with more. Well, hold on.

She's got abs and a crates remorse. She wants to be more shredded, though. Not that I was looking, but her ass, it doesn't get better than that. I'm, you know, when I tell her this all the time, I'm like, do you realize as you look in the mirror and say that you were a fat cow? That's how I look.

I could probably find a thousand women of the greater Los Angeles area who would murder a homeless person if they could get away with it and have your body. Like they just went, and it's have to stab them to death? Okay, yeah, and nobody finds out. She's like, I don't know how she grew up.

A lot of that's childhood trauma stuff like that. Yeah, that there is a lot of stuff. She's also German, like I met her and my girl and her got along famously. I guess we're gonna have dinner and stuff. They're gonna hang. But like I said, I look at her, I'm just looking at this hot girl and I go,

hey, I'm Brian, she goes, I've met you. I was like, sorry. I didn't recognize you. What did you guys mean? Maybe at the Improv in the green room or something? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's right, that's what it's. Yeah.

My only German, where I just see, I go, and schnizer. Yeah. Oh shit. She loves that. Yeah, that's not. But she doesn't, she looks like she doesn't, the speaking of fights. She looks like she does not take any shit.

What are you guys fight about? What would you say you fight with your girl with your girl? I sure to list might be what we don't fight about. What's that? I sure to list might be what we don't fight about. What we, yeah. But no, most certainly, she's, you know, has no problem engaging in confrontation,

which really comes in handy for example, when you need like a customer service that you're taking care of, it's like, you got like a pit bull on a leash. It's like, all right, engaging in confrontation, which really comes in handy, for example, when you need like a customer service issue taken care of, it's like, you got like a pit bull on a leash, it's like, all right, like, oh, yeah, let it go! Your girl's getting up, but you're not, world star, I don't shake filet. I don't feel like you fight. Oh, Mark will, fine.

Well, you don't, you just, you don't know Mark. I think Mark, you don't know Mark will, Mark will fight. Oh, really? I think he's just gentle, sensitive, giant. I like engaging in real in all forms of conflict, but it's like, I'm gonna make my decision to do that. I would like to avoid, like, again, I really think of myself as I want to be polite and kind

to all people, but if you're going to be a dick or you're gonna make threats, you're gonna, like I've got the message for fighting people, I'm going to, you know, like I've messaged for fighting before. Knowing it in self-defense. I say the same thing. I say the same thing. I'm your Huckleberry. Like I never met a fight. I don't know if you want to argue. I'm for it all day. Yeah.

I come from that my dad, my brother, we will argue. All day. It's just what we like to do. You're right. Yeah. Yeah, I'm down for it. Yeah. I've never met a fight I don't like to argue with. Yeah. But you know, I was talking about therapists. He's like, a lot of like your issues come from like

your delivery dude. Like with your girl with it, whoever, your delivery. That's right. He was like, I would show him text. He's like, your delivery dude. Like there's no context in the, we have no idea. Like, read that out loud.

I won't text with you if we're having an argument. I call you, because otherwise it's gonna get, I get vicious in text. Well, it's a start of vicious. I'm't text with you if we're having an argument I call you because otherwise it's gonna get I get Vicious in tech. Well start vicious. I got a call But otherwise we're gonna be there's no context and chat so it's you know, but even like and that's probably an issue My girl like you just you know She don't come from that world, but you know as a boss and like you know you're managing all this stuff like you got to be very direct Does a boss or whatever? We want some real problem you'll be very direct a to boss or whatever. You want to be very direct, A to B.

I'm not trying to go A, XYZ, NB, I want A to B. So you wanna cut the fat, just like you wanna do in a joke, in life though, that can come off really harsh. And so I'm working with that with my therapist. Yes, yeah. And I think it's good to learn the opposite of what your instincts are. If you naturally harsh, maybe learn how to be more diplomatic

and people often especially women, like Jordan Peterson talks about the, you know, whatever the wage gap is, a lot of it probably has to do with negotiation because women tend to be not comfortable with advocating for themselves and speaking bluntly. Well, as my therapist says, you have two years and one mouth for a reason, buddy.

That's right. If you have double the hearing, let's a reason, right? That's right. If you have double the hair, let's talk. Yeah, that drives me crazy. And then I talk, you know, oh, you know what I tell you? That drives me crazy. Don't, don't talk to me that way. I went like this one.

That drives me crazy. I went, I went, we'll shut the fuck up, right? Yeah. And he was delivering it up. Not bad though, right? Getting better, because I kind of laughed at the end. Thanks about the two years in the one mouth. I do math too.

Not helpful. Yeah. You're driving me crazy But you just say listen more right? Yeah, and don't get talked to me like a three-year-old I'm paying for this. Yeah, I had a boss who used to do he would go like this if people were making noise Or if you were doing a bad job he would go I'm using boss slightly He's a guy who runs a lot of things and he goes like this he goes hey, um, can you be loud louder please louder? Or he'd go like this he goes is there any is it possible louder, louder please, louder, or he'd go like, just he goes, is it possible to do this worse?

Is it possible to do this actually worse? Or, because if you could get it, you know, and he just does that, leaves you with that, leaves that responsibility to you. Yeah, I heard somebody say this about running a company. Say, how do you find good employees? Yeah. I make good employees.

He goes, I would all do is all, he had a guy who was a problem, but he was talented. And so he goes, okay, let me see what I do. He goes, he took him on a fucking, with his wife, he takes him on a trip to Vegas. Because you knew the guy had talent. Takes him on a trip to Vegas. Takes him on, to dinner, takes him to a show.

And a dinner in front of his wife, he goes, he goes, hey, listen, I want wanna thank you, man. I just wanna bring you here because you're worth it. And I think that you might be the future of this company. And I need guys like you. And I'm gonna hang a lot of responsibility on you. And I wanna do this in front of your wife because it's gonna be a team effort for you guys.

If you can't handle it, you gotta let me know now. But I took it to Vegas, I actually believe in you. And if you can do this, I'd like to know now, that we can do this but I'm gonna hang a lot of responses And did I guys steal money from the guy fucking became a great employee? Oh got you got a shit together. Oh get that Sometimes though sometimes people will go I can't do this and I'll find a reason to fuck out I got a piece so bad. I was gonna say Man, that that's an interesting outfit that he's wearing. It's a I Don't like his jacket.

I was trying to figure out what it was, what the elements are coming up. This guy, Entrepreneurs and Car, he runs his YouTube channel called Entrepreneurs and Cars. It's like an interesting, sort of like male themed self-help page, but he uses the, because he owns a business and he talks about hiring slow and firing quick or whatever,

you know, the version of that is, and how it's like, if somebody's like proves himself to be a bad employee in some way or whatever you see, you've got to get it. Yeah. Get it out of there. Really quick. Well, that's the Prattos principle. Prattos principle. 80% of your productivity is created by 20% of your employees. Yeah. And 80% of your problems is created by 20% of your productivity is created by 20% of your employees. And 80% of your problems is created by 20% of your employees or customers. And a lot of times it's 90% or 95% of your problems are caused by 3% of your customers and employees. And Tim Ferris talks about that in the photo work.

I was like, oh, that was, because he takes you through like, the logistics of that. Well, I think an economist who was gardening with peas, and he found that 20% of his pea shoots created 80% of the peas. And so, and if you look at that, that's a principle that you can cut across, like, like, very small number of musical composers produce most of the music, right? Yeah.

And so it goes. It's a very small group. The bigger question is how do you and what do you do about people that can't necessarily compete for the rest of the 10% of the spoils? You start talking about business. No, it's talking about let's parietto, parietto's principle, you know, where if you were on a company, it'll be like five or ten percent of your employees, it'll cause nine percent of your problems. And also like 20 percent of your employees create 80 percent of your profits.

So they'll always say like, if you have a customer that's causing, taking up 80 percent of your time, get rid of them. Get rid of them, not worth it. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I think with, with ThinkBun, we have, you know, we have our meeting every money about this. It's like the way I run it here, have, you know, we have our meeting every money about this, it's like the way I run it here, a lot of people, and I've talked to you about this,

a lot of guys, it's happened with some comics too, because with our job, it's a lot of fun. There's a ton of fun when you're on the road, and then when you're in here, it's super creative, and there's like art on the walls, and like it's a good environment. And I'm not, and I tell all these guys, I'm not the boss.

You have to make decisions, and it's coming out of my salary to pay for everybody else's salary, but I'm not a bot. It's a team thing. Like, you know me, I come from team sports. Yeah, so it's all about the team. So the way.

You're all I would, there's no team, but keep going. I'm in hot, but fuck Hollywood, I'll create a team. And you're in Hollywood, there's no team, but keep going. I mean, but fuck Hollywood, I'll create a team. And you're in comedy, there's no team, but keep going. There's not. But I can create this close as I can to team at Miss... You've been trying for a whole time. I've been trying for a very long time. So with Thinkway, which, you know, I create this team here, the better, so, for example,

Thinkway YouTube. The better the YouTube shows do, everybody has a piece of it so as the as the The business grows everybody grows. Yeah, so it's a great business. Yeah, so they have incentive to work and then I'm not in here going hey man again. This done again. This done. It's on you So I tell motivation. Yeah, so it's like it's on you do and there's like being guys that don't fit and they need somebody over the shoulder to tell them what to do all the time, this ain't the place for you. If you're not self-motivated to get better

and put creative content out and come up with ideas, this just isn't for you. Well, I gotta kick out of YouTube because is there anybody worse at firing anybody than Brennan? Like Brennan just can't do it. You, throughout the 10 years I've known you. I'd rather go broke.

You'd rather go broke. You'll pay somebody, he will pay somebody for three years and a real salary before he, and this is, by the way, this is not, this is not a talk about, we're not talking about Cat at all or anybody like that. Oh no, she was, we love her and she was amazing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she was like, she's amazing. But to me, sir, I make one way or anybody, but you, she was like, I'm out. She's amazing.

I was like, 100%. Thanks for sticking with me. She's awesome. We love her. She was there last night, I love cat. Yeah, she's there. So this is not, but there have been employees in the past. Not to know it's fault of their own,

but it's like, I've said to you, I've been like, I don't know what this person, what's going on here. There's a lot of money going, you know? I don't even know. I know, but I can't, I don't have to find the best the best The best is I'll call you and rent to you He rents and I'm like it tomorrow. I'm firing them and then

20 minutes go by go, right? You know how this can go down you how you go? I'm gonna do nothing And I'm gonna keep paying them that's where you lose money That's how my life really a half hour talk an hour talk and I go now here's the thing We're gonna go tomorrow and we're not gonna say anything to that person, we're gonna keep them on for another two years, and that's how it is. You know this, exactly, that's gonna work. I go, you're right, so I'll see you tomorrow. Nobody's back bone and nobody can fire anybody,

and it's the way it is. It's rough, it's rough. Although, you know, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna, this is a compliment to Adam, to Will Farrell and to Adam McKay. I don't know them well at all. I did one movie with them, but I remember when there was a fucking, I did a reading with them, and this is how nice Adam McKay and Will Ferrell is. Think about this. Think about how good, these are such good people. There was an actor, a certain actor at at the reading who I have on Good Authority was just not good.

They were just, they weren't working for the part. They were good. They just were wrong for the movie. They were wrong for the part. Good actor, but it was a real part, a substantial part. Okay. And everyone knew this and the studio and the producers were like, there's a better choice out there. And Adam and Ken Will the producers were like, there's a better choice out there.

And Adam and Ken and Will Ferrell were like, I know, but we just can't fire at this. It's too mean. They didn't even know the person, they were like, it's too mean, this business sucks, and we don't have the heart. And when I heard that, and I heard that from a third party,

but I believe them because they knew better, they knew. But I really, really respected. You know Adam and Will are friends anymore? Oh, no. Because of that show on HBO, the LA Lakers show, Will thought it was, so Adam wrote that. If you haven't seen that series, it's fucking phenomenal.

On HBO, it's the Lakers. Now they're getting sued because they didn't get the lightness and all that shit from the Lakers, so they're getting sued because they didn't get the light, likeness and all that shit from the Lakers. So they're getting sued, whatever. But Adam wrote that movie, or I'm sorry, wrote that series, and Will Ferrell thought he was assuring to play the bus family, you know, to play the owner. Yeah. And they went with his buddy from Stepbrothers, John C. O'Reilly.

Oh. the owner and they went with his buddy from stepbrothers, John C. O'Reilly. And I guess Adam was like, didn't want to tell Will, but he thought John C. Riley was perfect for it and Will was assuming that it was his role and then he found out through like, you know, LA Times that he's not getting their gig. That's very strange. They haven't talked since.

How would you have handled it, both of you? Well, I will say this about, I would have wrote Will a different, I would have been like, right, how about you have handled it both of you? Well, I will say this about I would have wrote will a different I would be like right how about you play Jerry West where The thing about Jerry West is the guy who plays Jerry West is he looks like him. He's so good Yeah, I even though this is the way I work even though Will doesn't look like Jerry West to say to salvage that friendship. I would have put them in no matter what like Yeah, maybe don't look like him We can give my nose job or something like that,

but I would have done that because to lose a friendship over that is not so- That's how Farrell Hill delivered it. I don't know what the situation was. No, but that's so you, funny or die, they did all that shit together. They do not speak. And Adam McCay came out in the arc,

was like, I feel tear about it. I've reached out to him, he just won't respond. He's so upset about it. It's been like three years. That's really a lot. He's a sensitive guy. I do know this about Will Farrell. I've heard from people who know him well and he's obviously a great person. One of the greats. Insanely competitive. Like insane. Oh, interesting. Apparently. If you play golf with him, I've just heard from people like it's shocking how competitive. Interesting. Shocking. Like he is. Sometimes that's annoying. It's it's it's exhausting. Sometimes someone like Will who's clearly a very good person,

but also so fucking like I know people my my old manager saw Will before he was famous in a sketch show. And he was like watching the sky. The guy was so unbelievable. He was like, but his commitment to be great in this tiny little theater was just astonishing. And he goes, oh, well, he's going to be, he tried to sign him right there. He couldn't. He was like, he's going to be the biggest thing ever. He could just tell.

But he, part of what makes him so good is that every single role he does He's going to make you remember him if you remember what got him to the game If you remember like old school and these old school He was so committed to this like Everything he did was amazing and the little roles he would play in any of those movies And so I think that that that is a kind of mindset that is win at all costs. And then if you get fucked over in your mind and you don't win at something, it's very hard to readjust.

It's a tough way to live. It gets very lonely. Because if someone shade you just a little bit and they've been your friend for 30 years, people make mistakes. So when you get to the top, it's gonna be lonely. let me ask you this. Let me ask you this.

My guess is that over 30 years, there was, you know what this was? The strong, the camel's back. Thank you. That's what I think. Thank you. Who am I read? I go, that makes sense.

Yeah. Over one role, how many roles does Will Ferrell get offered? Yeah. Over this? I know it's your boy. This was the final slight of some kind. This was, this feels like it was I, this feels like enough enough. Yeah. But let's say you were doing a

comedy buddy movie. And there was a role for an athletic funny dude and you booked somebody else. Yeah, I would be super hurt. Yeah, I would call him like, really? Yeah, you know what? I don't know if I do that. I'll talk shit to you to mark and my brother behind your back. But I wouldn't come to you for a confrontation but I can't believe eventually it would come out

where I'd like, really? You don't think I could do that? Really? And we'd make a joke out of it. And I have deep resentment. But I wouldn't ruin our friend. So we'd figure it out. Yeah.

Because part of being, could you could have been like, if I'm wrong? Part of being real close friends is going bad on each other behind each other's backs sometimes. But bad, but not bad. No, I mean like,

no, no, no, no, yeah, like roasting, you know, roasts are like gossip, like you believe you're a bum. Yeah, but if I was doing a podcast and somebody went bad on you, in front of me,

I'm gonna rip your head off. Oh, no, no, no. Yeah, we're gonna have a problem. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,, I'll rip your head off. Oh, no, no, yeah, we're gonna have a problem. Yeah, no, it's like it was like I was like when when it And also somebody who's I really respect like I some dude on I told you I did this radio So and the guy was kind of an amateur comic and he was going bad on Right-wing comic quote unquote right wing comic Jim Brewer he was he was referring to Jim Brewer as right wing now Jim Brewer's wife and has has cancer or Believe in his remission and Jim Brewer was talking about how crazy this mask stuff was for him because he's really I was trying to live his life and he's like he's not gonna live in fear and Jim has a very emotional

Trying to live his life and he's like he's not gonna live in fear and Jim has a very emotional Reason and philosophy behind it, but when I heard this motherfucker going bad on shit. I remember great You come in the great Jim Brewer. I couldn't let go top five guests all time a fire and I couldn't let it go top five Dude he's such a Oh, I use to watch his special so much with the the one Like he's a monster. Oh, the ZZ He's a fucking beautiful monster. I'm gonna talk about all the drinks fixing into stomach that one He's a beautiful monster Very people make me laugh that hard. I mean, I've been watching him before I'm like in New York when we were doing the comic strip

I mean that guy has never not crush you. I got some dude. I got some dude saying he's not funny. I was like, you know what I was doing? I'm being, you know what I was done? I mean, like that attitude right there is what you're never gonna make it. Oh my God. Right there. Have you ever heard me?

Have you ever heard me? I kept going back to it. Clown, even from high to low, never say anything I've never, never, never, never. You're never gonna make, you're calling Jim, you can even book a gig in your local city, Papa. This guy is a fucking, what, a whole lot of stuff. Wait, why don't you wanna go through it

the seven hours of the eight hours of insane material that guys come up with? Oh, but just, and then we can take stand up out of it. So nightlife, go, go boy. One of the most infamous characters. Have a lot of podcasts and see how funny it is. Have a lot of podcasts and watch out what a monster here.

How long have been podcasting? Top five. Correct. He is a title. I'm gonna give him top three. That's fair. I mean, I mean, yeah. Top five.

Let's go top five. Top five. Yeah. But in the running for number one, in the running for number one, I'm gonna have a problem in the you know So he's so fucking and universal too because I was gonna say when people pigeonhole you in this if it is unfortunate when It's like you're adding these qualifiers like are you aware of his

He's also cuz he's such a good person It's also because nobody says anything bad about Jim Ruhr because he's a fucking great person. Yeah, he's been and it really sucks Great dad when you're Oh, you disagree with me on a call. We joke around how, you know, we'll go bad and each other's back. But it's all like harmless shit. Yes. Guys, so delay there.

Mark freaked out. Mark, for you guys to get in lunch. Somebody came in, a couple of people came in, they tried to beat him up. We got a little fight. I have Roy Dredge and I'm not gonna hide that fact because I want to use myself as an example for young men out there, please don't take steroids.

You're taking accountability. Mark Tasmanian devil dis-rude. He lost his pants in the fight. Mark down the cameras, went full cookie monster, try Mark, please. Check which it wasn't true, but it is. Yep, Chen, give us current events. Turn events, what do you got?

Brian, let's catch a flight. Oh yeah. McDonald's is leaving Russia for good. No, after 30 years. But that's messed up to the actual citizens there that don't want any part of this I love McDonald's I feel so bad. Well here's the so so when they do it Yeah, me too so when they do this stuff and they take away like all this shit from Russia Putin is in his you know you put in they don't know how much he's worth They think he's like top five richest in the world. Yeah, billionaire billionaire

If you've ever seen his house, it's fucking nuts. Putin goes business as usual. This doesn't affect him in any fashion. So you take away McDonald's hurts the Russian public. Not Putin, Putin's your problem. Not the Russian public. It sucks for the Russians. And it sucks for those Russian soldiers.

They're starving, getting killed, left and right. They're out there that fight in the war, they don't want to be in there. They're killing civilians. They're fucking disaster, man. Disaster. It's all a mess. That worse.

And now they can't even get a fucking McFlurry. Yeah. Just when you got things that bad, now you can't get a fucking Shamrock Flurry. A McFlurry. Now you can't get a McRib. You think your day's ruined now? Those chicken nuggets that deep fried snot that you love

with sweet and sour sauce? Out of here. Sorry Russia. I want the McRea. I want the McRea, Ben. I want a big Mac. You be a Mac Mac. We even talk about Arby's recently, right?

So this particular Arby's, one of the employees, peed inside a milkshake thingy. Hell yeah. It's a milkshake mix at the restaurant, and it's to sexually gratify himself. That's just something that turns on. turns out this guy is also suspected of child or distributing child pornography and everything else Okay, those guys are terrible person Let me say you like this pee in milkshakes because you get off on that shit, you know people get into that stuff

It's all this weird stuff like I pee in the milkshake they get off. It's like people are breaking people's houses and taking a shit in their closet. much pop was you know, but also you're gonna taste it and be you're not can get sick from it so it's like all right, dude, yeah, well, he also has to have a quote unquote sexual interest in children. Yeah, you need to go away. Yeah, so they think at least 30 to 40 people might have actually drank. Well, he downloaded and shared child porn. You actually drink. Well, he downloaded and shared child porn. You. Hey, you. Yeah, I think that phone call though. Hey, uh, what McDonald's? And that's in Vancouver. You they peed in my milk. Yes, I'm sure we've all taste some piss on our fast food. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That I see I'm like, you know, it's for an all-in-a-pulmer. This is weird.

Uh, what do you guys think of this? Oh, this is so distasteful. Now listen, I don't think you should be canceled or any of that shit. This is weird. I love that. What do you guys think of this? Oh, this is so distasteful. Now listen, I don't think you should be canceled or any of that shit. This is 2011 too, but. Yeah, this is right after Amy Winehouse died for his Halloween party. He had a fucking cake made from Amy Winehouse dead body. Now, I know Neil and he's the funniest

fucking coolest guy on the planet. Doogie House? Yes, and I think that he's got a great sense of humor, and sometimes we go a little too far from him to defend him on this, but that is... So it just stays far away. He just wanna know what went into that, like out of all the cake options you have,

you're like Amy Winehouse's rotting corpse. You could've done Elvis and been okay. Right. But Amy Winehouse, he's months after she dies. But you had laughed your ass off with him, he's such a funny guy that he's just, it's all crazy. Did he make the call for the kick though?

Like who actually was like, oh, I know, and then got approval for it, but somebody originally made it. Yeah, I'm sure he has a team right for his party, him and his man. Yeah, he's. I have. It's that easy.

He's not good. Funny motherfucker and a really good person, but sometimes you just like, I'll get it. It's corpse. No one's just gonna. Okay, so let's do one of you. You get it, it's corpse. You know, it's just, okay. So let's do one of you, you want to push things. Oh.

So this Tik Toker, she's not that big, but she was obviously, she put a vibrator butt and then finally got stuck in there. We got a free guner in. So she couldn't go to the hospital the first night, so she tried to sleep, but it just kept going off. Obviously. So she went the next morning,

he had to get it surgically removed. I did it a girl. Oh, it said to me, she goes, I'm wearing a butt plug. He had to get it surgically removed. I did it a girl who said to me, she goes, I'm wearing a butt plug. She's wearing like at dinner. She said, like your ass is open. She's like, I'm on the phone with her and she goes, I'm wearing a butt plug for you.

And I was like, well, say last, you're right over. Yeah, I was like that. She put this is not. This was the culprit. That's naughty. What's a butt plug do for her? I don't know, do you? It stretches it before you do anal.

It's like you gotta stretch it out. You gotta get limber before you do a sprint. It keeps things, you know. It's like, what I'm gonna wear around Mark, apparently I'm not. I thought it was supposed to be Brian's wear one right now. I thought it's supposed to be for vaginally, like it's like, it's more space out.

No, no, no, but plug. You know what, it's like, if you ever see an America, it's like stretching before you hit the marathon. A lot of guys will say, you don't even wear, but plug. You know what it's like, if you ever see an America, it's like stretching before you hit the mirror. A lot of guys will say, you know what I'm gonna wear a butt plug, if you're on a roll. But wouldn't make the pussy tighter too though, cause it's like, don't much. Don't know, I feel sick.

I feel sick. I can tell you what it's like. I feel sick. He said it does. No, it's like stretching before tough mudder. You can get muddied. For the purpose of that, yes, chaining your own point and brining,

that's also accurate. You're stretching the mud whistle and making sure everything's clean. And also eat salad beforehand. You know, all right. Yeah. All right. All right.

Last one just real quick, a comment lecture is now now on Oli fans. She's a good person. And she will be doing, she'll be taking off stuff. Like she'll be taking off stuff. She'll be definitely a good person. Does anybody in there subscribe to Oli fans? I've never, I've never done.

And no, I've never, I don't know what it, it's similar to, like if you see a girl and think that, it's like, and have that, it's like, oh, but go to X Video Port. You know, there's a zillion free port. But yeah, but I feel like we should all, that I feel like the production house should splurge and get some only fan accounts so we can speak education.

No, I think that's, yeah, just kind of a collection. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don't know. We don. We don't, which is called research house. Oh, I like that. And so research. And so research house. Yep. It's called research house. And we hate doing this, but we have to look at all these to make sure everything. And we go through all the counts as like hot girl, hot girl.

And like, yeah. And then someone keeps buying a monthly membership. It's some dude named Big Dick Dave. I like that's Brian. Yeah. He's just for research. Well, for me, it's like when that spooky ghost asshole was leaking all the celebrity photographs of naked women, I made it's Brian. He's just for research. Well, for me, it's like when that spooky ghost asshole was leaking all the celebrity photographs

of naked women, I made it a point not to look at the pictures because I was like, they don't, if you're a woman, you don't want me to look at your pictures, I ain't looking at those fucking pictures, right? But then, you're fucking doing something and somebody's like, look at this and you end up seeing them anyway. Only for that's a for Pornostars.

And they get one-on-one stuff, so you can pay extra and actually talk to them on video chat and stuff like that. So that's why it's different than watching. And a lot of these when we're making a ton of money, you don't need these big like brass ears or whatever it is, the fuck taxi. You're just taking all the money that you want.

Yeah, support local businesses. Yeah, I thought that taxi was real for years. It was a man like, I always pick up hot shakes and fucks. Wait, it's not? Yeah, I thought that taxi was real for years. Sorry. It was a man like I always picks up hot shakes and fucks. Wait, not yet. Fuck. Yeah. So you get a fuck taxi. I'm in, if my only fan is going on stage,

I'm in Philadelphia this week, this Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Philadelphia, Helium. Let's do a baby almost sold out, Philadelphia, Helium, this Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I'll be marching around your town, listen to meek Mill, then Los Angeles, California, once you're only a Hollywood improv, shop and friends of some monsters with a very special guest, May 25th.

That's next Wednesday at 8 p.m. Then Portland, Oregon, my favorite city's favorite clubs, helium and Portland is June 9th for the 11th San Francisco. That is Cobbs, the infamous Cobbs, where Robin Williams used to perform. San Francisco's June 17th through 18th, then San Diego in this great club that just opened up Lafactory San Diego

right in the heart of downtown San Diego. Is July 21st through the 23rd, come do it with me. July 21st through the 23rd San Diego, Lafactory San Diego, but Philly Europe let's ride baby and Saturday at noon I'll be at Sueplex sneaker shop in Philadelphia. We have a collab with thick boy and Sueplex merch dad hats and tees. I'll be buying sneakers for the crew. Come on out. Say what's up. They have food giveaways all sorts of cool shit.

That's at Sueplex at noon on Saturday. Philly, see you soon. Thursday, that is tomorrow. We got my special day, kids. We have sold out the first show. I think there are still some tickets left for the second to at 9.30. Come on, Braia.

Get it? Let's go. We're gonna be packed. It's gonna be sick. West Palm Beach, Florida, May 27, 28, 29. That's a Friday Saturday Sunday. West Palm Beach, Florida. I might one 29. That's a Friday Saturday Sunday. West Palm Beach, Florida. I might one of my favorite places to perform the improv.

Richmond, Virginia, funny bone. Europe, June 3rd, 4th, Oma, Nebraska, funny bone, June 10 and 11. Let's go. See you soon. Is that it? That's it. All right, kids.

This is the final kid. We're out. ¿Qué es eso? ¡All Kids! ¡Distafunk kid! ¡Row! Si cada vez que piensas en el mantenimiento de tu BMW, en tu cabeza suena esto... Tranquilo. Que ahora con BMW Service lo tienes mucho más fácil. Entra en nuestra web y consolo introducir tu matrícula encuentra la mejor promoción de mantenimiento para tu BMW.