The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 802

Episode Date: May 31, 2022

The guys talk Chin's new tattoo, Bryan training with Dustin Poirier and Thiago Alves at American Top Team and hunting pythons, Brendan's trip to Bryan's dentist, celebrating George's birthday with a special surprise from Brendan, the new Top Gun movie, Kayla Harrison, Colby Covington vs Khamzat Chimaev, the Mona Lisa smeared with cake by a protester dressed as an old woman, more Amber Heard stories and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hide the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG My CTV I'm outta do it Yes we did Cause we back at it again

It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. It's the fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. The fight on the kids. Back at it again. It's the fight on the kids. The fight on the kids.

It's the fight on the kids. This is really the fight on the kid. We're out. Come on, baby. Yeah, we're good, Chin. Yeah. Chin, you think you're fucking bad because you got tattoos now? I got to ask. I mean, Chin. You got sleeve dubbed, dude.

I thought he was going to get a little unicorn little dolphin on his neck. And instead, he's basically sleeved up right now. And that's a hell of a tat. It's a good work, too, too. It's really good work. Thank you. What was the inspiration behind it? Uh, good.

The Magpies are. Let me see if I can show this. So the Magpies are, they're the National Buddha Korea. Oh, on births and watch. You know when you watch those videos where they're chasing kids down? Yeah, but can you kill them and deep fry them? Not, no.

No, the National Buddha. They're not stupid. They're not stupid. I will say this though. Um, and now can you kill them and deep fry them in Korea? No, they're not really seeing it. Not stoop. They're not stoop. I will say this though. And a cherry blossom, that's it. And the cherry blossoms are also Korean. Yeah, and my parents always love cherry blossoms. They say, if we have visit Korea,

they want to show me cherry blossoms. So that it meant something. I like that. On the inside, we're gonna have to get a little more. I know, it's so empty. A little more hardcore, yeah. But then some people say it looks better like this and some people say it doesn't.

Okay, those people, let's say it looks better. They're not tattoo people. Yeah, they're gay though, yeah. Yeah. some people say it looks better like this and some people say it doesn't. Okay, those people that say it looks better, they're not tattooed people. Yeah, they're gay though, yeah. Yeah, they're girls. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Maybe we don't need tattoos on the inside. I just think since you had a bird that eats seeds

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which we'll get to, I can't wait to see it. After seeing Top Gun, I want to fucking eagle on my back. Okay, now hold on. With a helmet on that says rooster. Yes. All right, well, I want to talk about that.

Like with the pilot helmet like this, and then it says rooster, and it's an eagle, and then it has bombs on its wings. Well, eagles are typically, I agree that they're overplayed, and I didn't think Magpies would look good, at home it like this and then it says rooster and it's an eagle and then has bombs on its wings. Well, eagles are typically, I agree that they're overplayed and I didn't think magpies would look good. If you said I'm going to get magpies, I would have been like, I got to talk about it immediately, but I like that look.

Thank you, Brian. I have one rule when you get a tattoo. Don't tell anybody you're getting a tattoo. Yeah, how do you tell them? You don't want their input. If it's what you want, you get it, and then deal with the repercussions afterwards. I've never once got a tattoo and asked my buddies or the internet, hey, what do you guys think?

You know, you got to do it for you. After I got it, I messaged you like the first person, I messaged you. Mark, you have no tattoo. I was just gonna say, you got a body that's time. I have a secret, which is I decided what my first step to was gonna be.

What? Wait, do you want me to tell you or not? Protein, uh, pony. Protein, is he gonna be a jack pony? All the time I would go to the team. I'm definitely gonna make a protein pony, you sure? Yeah, your body, his body is, is dying. Oh dude, it's crying for you.

Like, you know when you have a really dry plant and it's dying, and then the soil is crusted, and it just wants to absorb that water, dude. Your, your it's dying. And then the soil is crusted. It just wants to absorb that water. Oh, dude. Your arms are dying. They're a tapestry. Yeah, your body's crying. Needs that.

Dude, your body's like a homestay in Vegas. It needs water. It needs ink. It needs ink, dude. Your skin wants ink. It wants to drink ink, dude. Your body was built for ink. I'm excited. So what are we thinking? built for ink. Oh, I'm excited.

So what are we thinking? I never had, well, I'm gonna keep it a secret. Now remember, first rule of fight club. Yeah, exactly. First rule of tattoo club. Let him talk. I'm gonna talk. I was gonna say, I'd never had the excited,

thought about tattoos before and then I'm like, oh, good thing I didn't get that. I never had the feeling of like, I know what I want on my body right now. And that it occurred to me the other like a week ago, I was like, oh, that's what that feeling feels like. Can I just speculate what I think you're gonna get? You can put it on record.

You ready for this? I think you're gonna get like the DNA strand of testosterone. No, say. You know those guys? I get the testosterone. Yeah, the molecule. Yeah, the molecule.

The testosterone models. The molecule for wind straw. What? How did you fucking know? Was that? How did you do that? You know those guys get the test The molecule from the molecule for wind straw How did you fucking know was that it's all in my right? It's well an avar but yeah That's exactly That is fucking Now you can't get it the an avar is out of the fire

Good Now you can't get it the antivirus out of the Bible You don't add the fucking stones to do that. No, but that'd be the greatest one ever Seriously Wants It would be sick test And then just bull balls on you cuz it actually kind of looks cool like the angles of it It's like oh, it's not a bad design and then it's like a joke. No, I'm into it. Oh, I'm into it. No, definitely get that. Yeah, here's the, this is getting you a little dark here.

I don't know how you're gonna feel about this. You don't only get tattoo for your dad who passed away? No, it's like, what was that? I have, there's symbols that I would get. I wouldn't get a face of his, but I would get like a symbol. You know what I mean? Other role fight club. Now, I violated that role,

getting my sons as zombies on my arm. And I'm not as way short of hair, so don't make sense. But here's the thing. When you get portraits, you can't like look for the best deal. Because you'll get a portrait of your dad who passed away, Russ and Beast. Be like, oh, your dad had Down syndrome? No. Yeah.

I just paid $400 for a portrait my father. I've seen like Oh, yeah, he has either the best thing that's ever been done. Yeah, oh, was your dad in a fire? Well, that was the guy the guy who got a giant tattoo of Poseidon on his back. Yeah, and it said God of war, you know, he's ready to see Dicks, right? Yeah, what do you mean? Did it and did it have like the Poseidon did have and it had like the sword and they look like this? Have you seen that? Yeah, I know. How about Brock Lesnar? Oh yeah. It's Brock Lesnar. He's like, you know what? I want to fucking badass sword and the the artist like say last daddy. And then it gets done. He's like, well, dude, you put a giant

cock on my chest. Let me see. Yeah, like you didn't mean to, but the way he did the top is the spear. You know, like, there's, you should make a sharper. You should make a sharper, right? You should make a sharper, and I'm not crazy about that terrible sword, but it is Brock Lesnar, so he's, oh, I'd never say that to his face.

I'm like, do that tattoo, say it. Yeah, who says that? You tell me he said, it looks like a day, he's like, bro, I listened to your podcast from a few weeks ago tell me said they looks like a day king bike bro I listen to your podcast from a few weeks ago. You said it looks like a dick. I'm like Dude what they're doing now with all this Photoshop This deep fake that is not made it. I don't wear shorts like that Now there that now before we carry on Brian cuz you know I got a lot of catch up, because Daddy was in Florida for,

hey, too long though, right? Let's not do Sunday shows in Florida. Daddy, daddy, and it's gonna all come out on my show. We'll get to it. Let me get to it, because we had a very important thing. Yeah. Our boy who took the chance came from the suburbs of Illinois, Chicago, and he used to be 400 some pounds.

450 pounds. Now that's impressive, and I'm jealous, because I bet your diet was fantastic, and I'd be 400 some pounds. 450 pounds. 400? And now that's impressive, and I'm jealous, because I bet your diet was fantastic, and I'd be jealous of it. All right. Like I'll watch TLC 600 pound live, and be like, God, that looks fun. Anyway, you lost all that weight.

You're crushing it. You lost 260 pounds? Yeah. That's right, Brian. It's incredible. And then he's been such a good person, such a loyal person. I said, dude, how about you come to thick boy and intern for 30 days. Just get you out of your rut, you know, doing, because, you person, I said, dude, how about you come to Thickboy and intern for 30 days?

Just get you out of your rut, because his background, which we can get into another time, he comes from a different background. I said, just so you can see what the world's like from this perspective at Thickboy and you're surrounded by brilliant minds, like you guys and have a splash CT,

but whatever, I still do my thing. So it's his birthday. Today is George's birthday. And George is one of the best people I've ever fucking met He's one of the most disciplined people I've ever met and now George the plan was to be here for 30 days And you know this George and now it's June 1st is tomorrow and What I'm gonna do is you've been crushing it so hard kicking ass and we had that talk the first week We were you were here you wanted to go home. And I gave you the al Pacino fucking any given Sunday speech

on how you're not gonna go home. And you're gonna make something better for yourself. And that's how you pay tribute to your family. Now my thing to you is I'm doing it without crime. I think to you is I want off your full time job here. So you don't go home brother. You need to stay here because you have work to do. And that's how you represent your family and give back because what your family is in now, they don't have

the perspective that you have now, George. And being surrounded by these people here who have done something with their lives, now you have perspective, you can call home. And then pretty soon you're going to have the money, you fly your mom here, so she has perspective. So I'm offering a full-time job at Thickboy George. You've earned it, brother. And I love you so much. I'm so proud of you, and you're just getting started, boba. You're just getting started. Thank you.

That's fucked up, yes. You're welcome, George. That's true. I deserve it. Fuck you. Okay, now George, because of his diet, we can't give him a cake, so we have a straight carnivore cake here. Big cat at the zoo, baby.

And it goes, you're actually 23 years young. It's a big fucking deal, dude. And George, I'll be dead honest with you brother. I, and you know, I love the fuck at you. I didn't think you were gonna make it, dude. I have all the trust in you, and I knew, like, but I thought because you're so close to your family and you know You want to go back home and do what's easy? I figured he'll make it 30 days and he's on the first fucking plan out of here

And since that conversation dude since that conversation you've been kicking ass, dude And we need more people like you so and you have it you it's your job now to tell your story There's so many people out there like you and George I'm not and we can add this out if I'm speaking on turn, George suffers from depression. George has every reason not to come to work. George has every reason just to go, now this is my life, these are the cards I was dealt.

Look at fucking George. George was 450 pounds. Living in his fucking mom's house in Caravans family. Not making shit. Wow. And now George is here crushing it, man. So we got work to do. No, and Brennan, I always talk about how much

of a heartbreak most people are. George, most people, most people never, you believe in them, you do everything you can to them. And they just, they just give up. Or they just keep doing the shit that kept them where they were. And it's the biggest heartbreak. And we had long conversations about that with a lot of people.

And I try to help people, we know how many people he helps. What people don't realize is how many fucking lives he transforms. And I'm talking about fucking very popular comedians. I'm talking about people that are killing it right now. And they got their fucking push and they got their start by that guy. Because when they were nobody making no money, he fucking saw it. And he just did it silently.

I saw this from my own eyes, just did it. And he fucking just pushed them forward. So that's what he's about. And he gets his heart broken every time. Is it every time? Is it every fucking time? And you came through. So it's a big fucking day for all of us.

It's a big day. Yeah. Yeah, we're probably George. Happy birthday, brother. Yeah, we're working. Yeah. I couldn't ask for better friends, honestly. You got a team here, George.

Use everybody. You're gonna learn from everybody here and have something to offer, man. You're getting, you didn't go to college. You're getting your fucking black belt and podcasting, social media, whatever the hell we do here, you know. You learn how to edit, production, you have your own fucking vlog on YouTube now.

What is it? Go George Go. Go George Go. You use Rubin, my fucking secret weapon because all my stuff, Rubin made all your shit. Like you have the team to get it done, dude, and there's so many more people like you than there are me. You know, there's so many people like you that are gonna see what you're doing,

you're gonna be an inspiration, man. And I told you so many of that phone call, you wanna go home, I said, you owe it to your family, to these other people that are following your journey. You owe it to them to stick out and make it. Whatever making it means for you, making it different for everybody. But you owe it to them, and you're doing it. I'm it means for you, making it different for everybody,

but you owe it to a man, you're doing it. I'm proud of you, man. Teamwork, man. Fucking. Now, Brian, you miss, I guess we'll cook that steak, right? You don't need it. Hey, George, you don't need it. We're all like Tommy Lee Jones from Under Siege.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not the, what's the big, river king, river king. Those look like good stinks Our boy our boy Mike's gonna use that and what grill Mike's using green mount green mountain grills That's all we use is green mountain grills here. They're the Adalak could grill. Yeah, it's all we use on the on the fight campaigns We see all the food all the barbecue. It's always green mountain grills awesome. Yeah, awesome

That's pretty that's, that's so inspirational. Yeah dude. Fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah. I didn't know you were gonna do that. Yeah. I like getting surprised like that. Now B, you missed the Millie dinner. We went to Scopa.

My boy at Scopa, Marco hooked it up. You missed the Millie dinner cause a special pass for Millie. Pablo, Pablo, sorry, Pablo. Pablo hooked it up. Marco's the guy who worked so hard. Marco used to, yeah. Yeah, Pablo's the guy who hooked it all up. Pablo and Steve on Scopa. Yeah, so Pablo hooked it up. Mark was the guy who worked so hard. Mark are used to, yeah. Yeah, Pablo's the guy who hooked it all up.

Pablo and Steve on Scope. Yeah, so Pablo hooked it all up. So the whole staff came to Scope, but you were in May. They're last night. Oh, it's the best. It's the best. So we ate there for the Millie dinner.

Now here's the problem, especially about to get approached two million. So now we gotta figure out what we're gonna do when we hit two million. And I'm stressed out about it. Dude, just take me. It's just you and me. Yeah, just like a celebration. That is the entire boy staff there, man. Now, Bob, let me ask you a question. I put you guys in a room. I put you in this room. And all of those guys,

you have to fight everybody. Why? It's just taking Mark out first, because you gotta take Mark out. Mark's gonna be a problem if I'm tired. You gotta take Mark out. I'm killing Mark first. You know who, you know your second biggest problem is in that group? The big Mexican Rubin. I don't know Rubin's an artist.

It's not about tall George. Rubin's a real artist. His brother was a tall George. No, no, no. I feel like Casey's a nightmare. Oh yeah. I feel like Casey, he's wierry. He's just got that thing where he's just gonna dig deep

and get some hate. I'll tell you what you're about as chimp. Chimp's got a neck thing though. Ooh, I just take him right in the neck. You got adrenaline though, it's adrenaline. For when a fight for a lot of children. Yeah, but you gotta go mark first, right? You gotta go mark.

No, you gotta mark. Mark's gonna be a handful. Marine County, Allstate, wrestling, and sign of power. So I'm gonna choke Mark unconscious and come right back. I'm just stabbing the neck. And Yeah, you got to just start calling my drum bomb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, be on. Mark's a problem. Tall George is a problem. Tall George looks like he's tough. It was his brother, his brother is a super stud. Yeah, now we're not back 10, are you silly? Now Roop is like a complete gangster, but he's a tall guy.

He's like a real man. He's like a real man. He's like a real man. He's like a real man. He's like a real man. He's like a real man. He's like a real man. He's like a real man.

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now Rubin, now Rubin. It's like a complete gangster, but he's a total sweetheart and a real, I'm a war. He's such a dude. All the trash panda, you see, all the thick boy, that's all Rubin. The Gringo Poppy, like the text,

that's all Rubin. He's unbelievable, man. He's unbelievable. He's such a good dude. He's like, why a dude, man. I'm not gonna lie to you. I'm probably saving Kyle last to kill. Let me say something about Rubin and his wife, Monica.

They came to my special. And yeah, and I think with Rubin and Monica because they were there and they felt like the people in the green room were Hollywood or they were, you know, something that, I think when you're a guy like that, it's a little intimidating, maybe, right? You're backstage and what he didn't realize is I'm watching them and they were just happy to be there. And I was thinking to myself, listen, this motherfucker has no idea

that he's the best artist in this room. Like, like, we should all be looking at him. He's so talented. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I told him what inside of it, Ruben, I've worked with a lot of artists. You're the best I've ever seen, but I'm telling you dude and it's happened time over time I'm gonna suddenly exclusive deal you work for me. You can't work for any but I will take care of you It's not a bad idea. I can't work for anybody. Yeah, he goes oh man He goes I don't he has a real I can't say what he does. Yeah, he's like I have a real I don't have time to work with anybody else. I'm like, you're in daddy. That's awesome.

And he's so loyal, so down, I can send him anything. She's just a town monster. Yeah, a monster. So talented. A monster. So, but you did miss the millie dinner, but what we're gonna do for two million, what we decided is we're gonna go to Lucky Strike.

Drinks, bowling. Not a bad idea. Not a bad idea. That's what they wanted to do. Yeah, that's a good call. I said, puttin' like, what are you? They're ending us. I got a little lucky strikes fine.

Do we really like bowling that much? I grew up bowling. That's how it's just opened up, right, bro? Yeah, that's my whole day. That's a good idea. I did that, that was fun. Yeah, we do it when we're on the road. Now Mark, is the worst golfer you've ever seen?

Yeah, even worse than I thought. I thought I was gonna be bad. Nothing's easier. I mean, not bowling's easier. Yeah, bowling's for luck. You can suck to it and it's like a scene. You know, it's like, you can't like randomly hit like, you know, an amazing.

And also after 12 hits, you'll, okay. Yeah. Like bowling, we have drinks, stuff, everyone's fucking around. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I have two lanes. Yeah, I feel like that'd be fun. Yeah, I got worse I think as we golfed, you know, it's like I started out terrible and then somehow like, I don't know who's worse. You at

golf or shapel at basketball. Maybe you're asking who's worse me at golf or me at basketball because you've never seen me. You would beat shabell 21 to 0. You think so? He's the worst type ever seen. And he knows this. You know, I love you, shabell. Just, I was saying and grow up with balls. Well, I mean, I told you, when I was, when as an actor in Hollywood, you'd have these kids that show up, or some lines of the director, and I was, I've been on set where no one knows how, and this is real. No one knows how to throw a ball, and you got a 14 year old throw a ball, and I have to teach a 14 year old how to throw a ball.

It's the craziest shit I've ever seen in my life. Not those. I mean, it's like, my buddy who's a very famous director, but he's a genius filmmaker and somebody threw him a football and he realized that he'd never thrown a football. And he's American and I went. Wow.

He's like, he's a genius, but he was like, I, and he was laughing about it. It just wasn't his thing. I just never thrown a football. I don't know how to throw it, so it's so embarrassing. So I was like, ah, my shoulder. Yes, that's almost like, I'd almost be like, I have to see your passport, bro. I how to throw it so embarrassing so I was like, oh my shoulder. That's almost like I'd almost be like I have to see your passport bro.

I got a guy. Are you a Russian spy? Yeah, like I use all the people even the people in the Middle East know that I'm fucking football. Dude, you are Russian spy because they don't play football. What's going on here daddy? Are you from North Korea? Europeans actually by and large do not know how to throw a ball.

I'm throwing a ball. You're seeing Conor McGregor throw the first pitch. It's your single football that does. That's the standard. Phenomenal athlete. Yeah, but it's an American thing. So with rugby and soccer, you throw the ball this way. With rugby.

Throw the ball this way. Or this way. Yeah, but yeah, but not over like football and throwing a baseball. That's an American thing, man. Oh, no. He shoves man. Oh no. He's he shucks it. God bless. He shoves it. God bless. And I did what you think of his armability. To be fair though, I was around footballs you know for eight years of my life like God bless him.

I'm not good at it. Like I try every day. You're in a tempted look better than that. But like ten look that's kind of cool though because kind of like, he kind of shot put it. Yeah, handling it every day. That's almost guys do it. He's awesome. You know, it's just not his thing. It's, again, like golf, tougher than it looks, if this is your first.

Golf is way tougher than football. Ah, that throw was an error. Well, I'm just saying, it's tougher than it looks. I'm trying to tell him. You know, yes, you can teach him to throw a football correctly, but it's not like, do this, and then they it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks.

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I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher than it looks. I'm just saying it's tougher on our team. And that down, it made me feel some type of way about it. Oh really? Yeah. But it could complete the team because they need like a heavy weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I get what, yeah, yeah. Hey, let's take a little break.

We're just chatty cats. Yeah, we haven't seen each other in a while, man. That's why I get excited. Dude, you've been wrestling pythons and alligators. I'm going to Richmond, Virginia. No pythons there. I got to do the funny bone there. Trenton, think we were going were worried about in Richmond, Virginia.

I don't know, maybe. That's me some wildlife, maybe the homeless. Can't think of a thing. Can't think of a thing to do. It's nice. I could ride horses. You could ride some horses. Might get kicked by horse. Maybe get kicked in the horse.

Now, the only dangerous thing I'm gonna have in Portland is the homeless there. Different kind of homeless. Well, then it's very woke part of the world too, right? Yeah, we'll see how it goes, man. Why is it state North America? Yeah, white people with sensible shoes and crazy face hair. Different kind of Yeah, we'll see how it goes, man. Why is, why is state North America? Yeah, very white people with sensible shoes and crazy face-to-face.

Different kind of white. I'm excited to see them, man. Tattoos, and you know, they need more coffee joints. Well, it's always raining. It's always raining, so they're always depressed. They gotta be hopped up on below. Well, dude, I'm bringing a lot of sunshine and laughs. That is next Thursday Friday, Saturday, June 9th

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Get started at chime.com slash fighter. That's chime.com slash fighter. C-H-I-M-E.com slash fighter. Banking service and debit card provided by the bank group, of strike bank and a members FDI see and also just to directly access the positive funds depends on pay or the access to direct about yes, so that's so important again, that's chime dot com slash fighter. I went to American top team this week because you know, Tia go office and I don't and I close doesn't worry came to the show is my guy a yeah and they're so great and uh... mic brown so it's mic brown doesn't

worry a teago all of us and his buddy and then and the gym yeah and so at top team you know it's only for fighters now you can't go in there for civilian they have it locked in stuff like that and doesn't literally just laces up he just gone ten rounds his laces up and he goes let's go and this wasn't planned I wasn't even warmed up and he just he we I have it I'm gonna release it on video, but he's such a nice guy and so he's hitting me in the body Like a couple he caught me in the face

So I had a mark, but like nothing I got kind of ran into his thing and then he hit me in the body a couple times And I thought he was doing this. I thought he was going like that and then I watch it and It was fucking like he was just using his, it's so hilarious. How you think he's doing? It's what he does though, yeah. It's what he does, it's what he does. You know that though. But we moved around for about 10 minutes.

Did you get with Anacondas in the Caution? Caution, I caught a 11 foot Python. With your hands? Yes, tried to bite me, tried to bite us. So the guy that we went out with Python, this is all going to be on the show. Python, and this is going to be on Brian Cowns YouTube. Brian Cowns do it. And then also best stuff with Brian Cowns. They're so Brian's doing that. And then also on Brian Cowns YouTube is where he's going to release his special. Correct. And there's your wait, but we're going to drop a sizzle and a part of the

special first. Correct. And then the special. And And Brennan Shobbs can be helped me with that marketing. Produced by Brennan. You're the only one I trust. Yes, I got you. Somebody would say you're pretty good at that. Not bad. Not bad. Kind of creative.

I know. I know you have. FCT. I know. But other than running everything and changing people's lives and also being with a good marketing, you should go get that check. But anyway, fucking dude, you go, so you go in the Everglades?

What do you want? Are you one of those petunes? Or one of those hovercrafts? We're on a boat and the guy goes, he goes, he's a guy who caught, I think the biggest python on record. It's a 18 foot. Tell me this, where did you find this guy? How's that even start?

It's so, so python hunting is done in the Everglades because the Burmese python, which is in face with species, it's not that easy. It's not Python hunting is done in the Everglades because the Burmese Python, which is in invasive species, it's not so devastating. It's not natural, right? It's so devastating. They're killing all the Bobcats, all the Possums, all the Reckons, and they lay 80 eggs at a time in Burma,

or wherever they're indigenous to, they lay 40 eggs, now they lay 80 eggs, it's fucking crazy. Luckily now the rampant, yes, rampant beyond what you can think. And if you think you can get into those woods, we went to the Onvos Islands and you try to work, I'm crawling my hands and knees. Good luck, dude, that's the jungle.

And you got fucking water moccasins, you got all kinds of shit and big alligator. And what are you wearing? Big fucking alligator. What are you wearing? Well, Brandon, I had jeans on, rubber boots, and a t-shirt. And did they tell you, like,

K, be careful, man, because there's all this danger. You're basically in Australia. So Python, cowboy, his buddy, what they got caught in weeds, and he's trying to push the boat out in the water, water marks him, bit him on the ass. They couldn't get to a fucking helicopter.

Is this, this is this weekend? This weekend, oh god, Jesus Christ. So they couldn't get to a fucking helicopter. Is this this weekend? Oh, God. Jesus Christ. So they couldn't get to a fucking helicopter. He? 24 hours. His buddy sucked it. They tried for 24 hours. He went through the cycle and he survived.

He vomiting hallucinations. Horrible. Survived it. Typically you can die from a water moxon bite. That's a serious one. That'd be your. Yeah. And just went through the whole process, got him back.

So we're on this boat and he goes, there are holes in the boat still guys. So I need you in the back. I think he's joking. And he goes, no, I wasn't joking about that because the whole front goes down. We go in there, we catch, he catches this fucking turtle

that's this big of water turtle. Just held it up. Did you kill him? Now, but that python, now when you grab a python, it's a python just in the what, like you see, you're like, Now, but that python, now when you grab a python, is the python just in the what, like you see, you're like, oh, there it is. They stay close to the water.

They stay close to the water. They're kind of black, too, right? They're black brown. Now bring up a Burmese python. Is it black brown? I'm thinking of Anaconda. Yeah. Now a Burmese python, he got 135 pound Burmese python.

That's an 18 foot python. Now let me explain something to you about that It dragged them into the swamp. Well, there's Brian and friends. That's where there we are It's right on the floor. That thing will bite you it bit him and opened an artery And now they're not venomous for those listen They're not venomous, but they're bites are out of control They bite like a motherfucker and they'll wrap you up so that I'm gonna be on real quick for you on yeah, I was of Anaconda's, we're talking about pythons. This is pythons.

The same family. The Burmese python is not much smaller than Anaconda. They get to be 24 feet. Yes, they can weigh 400 pounds. Shit. You can't sound like that. Yes, sir. Now mine was not that big,

but in my mind it was, and you'll have to wait for the shutter to come out. But it was so much fun. And how did you guys find them? You just, you go up on these islands and you look for them and they're sunning themselves. They're out. Sunbathing.

Or you just follow their trails. The guy, so we saw skin first and he goes, that's a big python. And then you know it's there, we saw a rat snake. Are you scared? I, my heart was beating because it was, he goes, grab it. Oh, no.

And I grabbed that motherfucker and started pulling it out and then it turns on you. Dude, they're all, they're Dude, they're all mussels. They're all fucking mussels. Now, they don't want to be caught. Now, if it's a big enough, you can get $1,000 for that scam. And the state will pay you $500 bucks. Oh, so would you?

How'd you guys kill it? Slap him with your head? We didn't, I leave that up to him. We put it in, we put it in the bag and he takes it and does his thing. He's like, I'll take it from him. Yeah. Yeah. You know. But you kill it humanly.

Now, he showed us, I hope I'm not giving too much away for him, but he showed us a scar here where a 44 magnum, they shot this alligator with a 44 magnum and the skull is so thick that part of the bullet ricochets in his body. That's how thick they're skull is. Holy shit.

Yeah. Now did you see crocodiles and alligators? We saw big alligators. Just chilling. Just chilling. You're in the water. Just in the water. I wasn't in the water. I'm not in the water, dude. Oh, okay. Fuck that. I'm not getting in the water with a 13-foot alligator. Absolutely. Yeah, you're mine. Not for me. Oh, no, they leave you alone until they don't. Oh, until he's starving. Until they, they clamp and roll. So the alligators are just chilling, watching you destroy their friends. They're just chilling, watching you as destroy their friends. They're just chilling like this. With their eyes up.

Now, now, if you have a dog, he hunts with his dog. Now, if you have a dog, they do everything. They hunt wild boar, they do all that shit. If you hunt with a dog, you can't have that dog in the water, you can't. Because they'll get it. That's the appetite. They'll get it come right.

We're kind of dog with our own, man. Big old hypo. No, like a get it. That's an appetite. I'll get it. I'm right. We kinda dog with tiny little. Big old racer. Big old racer. No, like a catch dog. Like kinda looks like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, Big old mall for a mouth. A mall. Set a ball's on in my bag. Big old balls. Now when you got a country dog like that,

you're not castrating your tongue. No, no, no, no, no, no. You keep that dog intact. Yeah, I want to see that pink rocket at the time. Now here's what we didn't plan on. We're an hour in to the Everglades. Is he stressing me? He goes, he goes, oh Jesus.

We gotta go now, I go what, he goes. We gotta storm coming in. We gotta crazy storm, but there's no oh, Jesus. We gotta go now, I go, what? He goes, we gotta storm coming in. We gotta crazy storm, but there's no cover, sir. There's no cover, sir. We're on a platoon. Platoon, whatever the fuck is. Pond-tune. Pond-tune, bow.

All right, James. Hey, man, you know what the fuck we're talking about? We know what the fuck, don't interrupt our story. I'm not gonna fuck this up, I'm not gonna. Now, now, now, Brian's a new crocodile hunter. I'm a new crocodile hunter, now we gotta race back. I'm giving away a lot, but you can just see it. No, I'm a little racing back. I stuck to it. Now, now, now, grinds the new crocodile hunter. The new crocodile hunter, now we got to race back. I'm giving away a lot, but you can just see it. No, I'm a little racing back.

I'm watching it. And the sky gets black. And now you start hearing, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and the fucking, romily thunder, and you start seeing that lightning. Now, we're on a steel boat, so I'm like, hey, you know, lightning, you know,

he's like, I go, you're even struck by that and he goes, no, okay, so we go. Now, you're gonna see it on video, no bullshit inside. You see the storm coming at you. You see that we're going through a wall of water and he goes, guys, this is gonna really suck because I have to go really fast so the rain's gonna hit you and it's gonna be really fucking cold. But you could always jump out if you want with the chance with the crocodile.

Yeah, the cameraman started going to hypotherm, he was like, he had to cover himself, I was fucking, I had to do pushups, I was so cold. Now do you shut that on Saturday and then it just shows that night? Cater all, that's a lot, right? It's a lot. I'm sure you had fun.

Two shows after that. It's a lot, right? Well, when you get up, that you had fun. Two shows after that. It's a lot, right? Well, when you get up, that's the first show. I'm sorry. So that was Sunday. Saturday was the American top team. That's a lot, right? It's a lot.

And then after the first show, you're good. Yeah. Once you sit down after doing an hour of what an hour plus of comedy, you sit down like, oh man, I didn't get enough rest today. That's right. Now, you'll appreciate this. We're tired too, but yeah.

The secret is, a couple of things you'll appreciate this, because Chagol was also giving me a baronacol, he's right. Now, now the scene goes. You're brain guys, we're tired too, but yeah. The sequence, couple of things, you'll appreciate this, because Thiago Alba's also gave me a barrenacle. He's a barrenacle middleweight champion. So he's giving me a barrenacle, which is different than the box. But don't do that, yeah. So much fun though. But it's still work out though.

For old Bryce. Old Bryce gets worked out. So now we do that, and then, but I think, and like, Sir, I have to do two shows after that That's a lot right and then people come people don't realize it. They don't realize you have the mean great I mean we that's what mark on the road. You know J1 see everything. I'll go you have an hour. Yeah Yeah, I love you guys and after an hour. I'm out. Yeah, I go back. I shut it down. Got it. I have to sleep and eating well

Like that's the other thing I hydration bubble, and I think just eating protein and fruit. Maybe you can tell. No carbs. No carbs. No carbs. Yeah, that's my favorite combo. For, like, if you're trying to lose weight and you wanted a simple principle,

and actually David Lucas has been texting me, like pictures of what he's eating, he texted me something last night, like berries and beef. You know, you know, Rogan will pay David or Red Band a hundred grand and he'll ever lose his more weight by September? David's, David's gonna doan will pay David or Red Band 100 grand never loses more weight by September.

David's on his band. 100 grand? And just, David goes, how much money that dude have, man? Enough, enough for 100 grand to watch you wait. If you had greens, berries, or whatever your favorite fruit is, and steak every meal, tell me you wouldn't, you know, like it's almost difficult to overeat. That's all that. I think I feel I'm never hungry dude. Yeah You can all start with my teeth. I wouldn't do hold up. I'll talk about this. No, let's interlock fingers

I want to do dentist to my dentist. Well, it's my guy. I was John Chauve. I was how great is I was terrified He comes in the whatever whatever the assistance there, my favorite, whatever. So she's there, she's going to a rough run, and he comes in too. He was, listen, your wife told me, how scared you are of the dentist, you came to the right place.

He's very calm, I'm like, I like the way he's talking, right? I'll go on. And he goes, I'm not here to get money out of you. I tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna take a scare in your teeth. When I scare all of them, she don't need that. It's only the back, right, you're a yes.

Anywhere else you go, you're gonna scan all of them, get their money. I'm not doing that. I can tell it's just these. We're gonna do that. So I'm gonna scan them. Now I'm gonna discuss with you what I think we should do. I got them telling you, you can scan them.

I have two cabbages up top here, two cabbages bottom here, same thing on both sides of yours. We'll see, we'll see. We'll see, we'll see. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see. We'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see, we'll take care of you. Does it? Comes back he goes, I have good news for you, I have good news and bad news. I go, okay, what's the good news goes?

You don't have any cavities. Your teeth aren't hurting because of cavities. Your teeth are hurting because you grind your teeth so much from stress and all that. And he goes, it's the way your jaw is structured. He goes, your top are inverted and you have a really strong bottom jaw. Is that from getting hit or no? No, he goes, it's the way you're born. And he goes, also, he goes, this top are inverted and you have a really strong bottom jaw. Is that from getting hit or no?

No, he goes his way you're born. And he goes also, he goes this is the other good thing. You're genetically, and I've heard this before, he goes your teeth, you're genetically gifted in your teeth. He's like, and he was showing me, he's like, you're not re-inacting. Your body is pretty strong. He goes, you're not re-inacting and I go,

not really, he goes, look, he goes, so, you see where it's white, you see what's white, you want that to be really dense. He goes, look're not re-enacted, Ray, and I go, not really, he goes, look, he goes, so, you see where it's white? You see where it's white? You want that to be really dense. He goes, look at your teeth. These are the dents, the most dense teeth we've seen in years. Wow. These are your teeth are very strong, too. Yeah, he's like, your teeth are very strong, and they're deep, like the roots of them are, they're deep, man. He's like, so this is all good.

He goes, now, what toothpaste we're using? I get sent this toothpaste, that's like a charcoal that don't have fluoride in it. He goes, so it's combination of that and you grind in your teeth. He goes, you need fluoride, dude. He goes, that's why teeth. And he goes, so your teeth hurt now, he goes, because you can't see it, because it's on a small scale. So your teeth have holes in them. Everyone's teeth have these little holes in them. But usually the fluoride covers that. Because you grind your teeth, and you don't,

you fluoride, all that's gone. So those are open, and they open. So let me guess hot, cold, and sugar hurry, I go, yeah. He goes, yeah, those nerve endings, they're bare right now, man. Because you're grinding your teeth so much. Get that chart. And you have shit out of your teeth.

Oh, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed. So he goes, so again, he goes, I'm not here to make money off you dude. He goes, for you, it's a long term play. If you want to fix this, because you don't have to, and you'll be fine. And you've seen.

So what would they do about your invisible line? No, but what about, how do you cover that? Fluoride. That's it? Fluoride, like prescription strength, fluoride stuff. I put on every day, every night, and midday. Okay. Well, I have like prescription strength. Floorid stuff. I put on every day every night and midday Okay, and then I use a prescription I think it a prescription strength fluoride toothpaste. It's so intense and a soft brush

And it's rough, but I need a visoline and I go tomorrow Because they took the scan of my teeth and I have to get him visoline because he says your teeth are straight and all that stuff But he goes the way way the top is, he always can deal with this if you don't fix it. He always can fix it, but he goes again, if you can manage this pain, which sometimes it gets out of control, that. He's even gonna manage this pain, don't do anything.

But if you wanna fix it where it's not gonna be a problem with your grand new teeth, put this in vis-a-line, it's gonna spread the top out. Well, because I can see you got dick second lips, you've always had great lips, right? Hides my teeth. Yeah, but your top, I can start and see your top two teeth, you look

like Pennywise and that's okay. That's what we're gonna get, we're gonna take care of that. Now, you're gonna be in vis line for how many years, three or four? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I sleep on a mouth open. I don't snore. He's like, yeah, you're grinding during the day when you're stressed out Because of work or whatever. He's a your granny to you to I do to that's not where the crack to no, I'm not cracked Okay, she's my teeth are so strong. Yeah, haha, that cool. And that that's great. How funny is that he's not so bad He's like, you don't have any cavities not so bad what and you went to a dentist who wanted to say it's gonna cost you $50,000 $54,000. Yeah. Yeah, and what did he want to do?

All sorts of shit. Like basically, give me gold for him. Yeah, it's a nightmare. It was gonna be sick, but. Yeah, but it's like going to a mechanic and you know nothing about cars, and they're like, well, you need this, this, and the other thing.

You go to a garage on Shob's. Oh, he was so nice. Yeah. He was great. He really helped me out. He's been there a long time. Really helped me out. Yeah, I'm really helped.

Well, like I said, he was like, if you imagine, I go, here's a thing, Doc. I love the way I look, really helped me out. It's been there a long time. It's been there a long time. It's been there a long time. Really helped me out. Yep. Yep. Yeah, I don't know. But like I said, he was like, if you imagine, I go, here's a thing, Doc. I love the way I look, because I'm not eating sugar anymore, because here's my teeth. So I almost don't want to fix it. Because do whatever you want.

That's how you feel to it. You're fine. You're not going to die. So you didn't recommend covering them with a veneer or something like that. You said you could. Wow. He said there's multiple things you do. But that's the floor I was going to get it, so you're not.

And when you eat meat, it doesn't hurt. I mean, it doesn't hurt. Just like, you know, no sugar, no candy, no hot, so cold. It's good. That's why I told him. I remind you of that. Yeah, so I told him.

Fuck, that's good. That's strange. But whiskey's okay. Whiskey's fine. I just had some before this. I had a meeting about my whiskey. I feel like your whiskey is getting a lot of really good reviews.

Yeah, I would shut a big, and these guys who I don't know, my boy whiskey Pete, think he goes, Hey, do you know these guys that are big in the whiskey industry? Like they're big in the Texas area. These, we just post it, Jimmy and bring it up. I'll give him a shout out. What? No, it's on my account.

We post it yesterday. But they give reviews of the top whiskey. I don't know these guys didn't send them a bottle. You know, we don't send people bottles, none of that stuff. They just, these guys did it. And the app bourbon junkies. They're the bourbon junkies. Yeah.

And man, these guys give it a great review. Well, Rogan called me, Rogan called me just like basically it's like, have you tasted this whiskey? It's really good. Yeah. And I was like, mm-hmm, I know. Yeah, I mean, at a meeting this morning, it got me cranked about it, just blown this thing up. So, and I was like, mm-hmm, I know. I had a meeting this morning, got me crank about it, just blown this thing up, so.

What does my percentage of it? It's a very worth this out. I know, we have figured it out, because I gotta wet my beak too off everything, right? What? Off everything, all right? My back hurts. From Karen, it's my back hurts.

What are you talking? I just told everybody how it helps. I know, my back, daddy's back's hurting, right? But my beak's dry, my back's dry. My back's dry. It's been in the desert, I'm in the fucking sand. My beak's dry. My beak's been in the desert. I'm in the fucking sand. Yeah, I know.

I don't wanna have to start spreading rumors. No, I'm saying I don't wanna have to start doing that. Now, Daddy's been dry for a while, hoping, yeah. I'm behind the reddit. Daddy's beak is dry. Oh boy. Yeah. I knew it was you. No, dude. Oh, here's the other thing. I've gotten so many friends who've told me how good Top Gun is. Oh, yeah, I gotta talk to so many people. Yeah, Todd Feldman who, Tell me it was good. Don't fuck me up.

Dude, so Todd Feldman. I'm not. So Todd Feldman who represents director, he's like, dude, I'm telling you, the Top Gun for years. He's like, your boy Miles Teller is in, who's one of my first friends in Manel A. There's so many who's actually see it. I've never been a big top gun guy. When I was a kid, I was a kid, whatever.

I had the video game top gun and I enjoyed that. You would have been able to see on that a fight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can't fit in the play. I'm too big. It was never my thing. But so many reviews, I've seen it, I'm like, well, fuck, sakes dude.

And then Jay, who does not talk like this, text me, because I, you know, we text nonstop, and I go, dude, what you've been doing? He goes, I mean, his wife, he goes, you know, we text nonstop, and I go, dude, what you been doing, he goes, I mean, his wife, he goes, went to the movies, I would see you as top guy, and I go, how was it? And Jay's words, and you know, he's gonna talk like, he goes, phenomenal.

I go, geez, I went, I went red, that's big. I went red, I mean, I went phenomenal. What do you got to go? What do you, what are your dad, that's one of my dad's, that's after he gets meal. Phenomenal? Phenomenal. So I, we gotta see it do you, what do you, what are you, dad? That's the one my dad says after he gets a meal. Phenomenal? Phenomenal.

So I gotta see it. So it was a random, what day did I go see? I think, yeah, Saturday, Saturday night, did a date night with wife, we go there. She, you know, she born and raised mech, she, you know, shit about Tom Cruise, top done nothing. She goes, I can see the first one, I go,

I don't think you have to, they do a good job, you don't have to. She cried four times in the movie. Dude, he got done. I've never seen a movie this happened to movie. He got done. The entire theater stood up and clapped. What? My girl tears. Dude. Mexican. I'm crew. Mexican shit. Tears. Tears. Tears. Tears. Tears. I got to watch this movie. I've taken my soul. I watch the whole movie like this. I'm so intense and so entertained. The soul movie like this. I'm so intense and so entertain the home movie like this Dude I'm taking my son of my daughter. It's so good. I'm doing it. It's a right in the fields And you don't need to see the first one. They do such a great job of telling the story of the past Yeah, so you don't you just need to know the major part of my house teller looks so much like Anthony

Oh, oh, he's good. He's good. Oh, he's good, right? I'm telling it so and it's so dope, because Tom Cruise and Mission Possible in the city, how long you're gonna pretend he's not 50, you know, doing all these stunts and shit like this. And this one, he actually takes a back seat and acknowledges that he's older and he plays like the mentor. Like he acknowledges his age and he's getting older

and his time has passed. That's time for him. It's first time. That's a first time. It's so good. Dude, when it starts, isn't it, when it starts, Tom Cruise, street close. Hey, everybody, Tom Cruise here. We specifically made sure this movie didn't come out.

It's been done for years, four years, I think. He was specifically made sure this movie was to be seen in a theater. The GeForce is a real, the jets are real. We did this just for you guys. So, we've got to go to the theater for this. Oh, I have to go to the theater. The G-forces are real, the jets are real. We did this just for you guys. Gotta go to the theater for this. Oh, I have to go to the theater. Oh, I'm going to.

And I'm a big no theater guy, dude. It's your fan. Oh, I'm going. I'm one hundred percent going. I'm telling you. I'm telling you. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da Now just to give you a little cheesy little heads up. Yeah. The first, the first ten men little cheesy. And I was like, I'd maybe stay coming if you want to lame a shit.

Well, a little bit like, that America, right? Which I'm on board. Yep. All right, dude, I work. Fucking American band-aid, I call it. But the thing is, is they keep referring each other as their pilot names.

So they're going, hey, hang man, what's up? Top dog. Oh, what's up? Sonic. And I'm like, well, let's use each other's real name to stop talking like that. Yeah. And then you might have, like, this movie's super corny. Yeah.

It gets past that. I would tell you the story of this past. I was writing a script about a soldier. I had still working on it. About a soldier's special forces guy. It's the whole story about this thing. It's actually time for today. And so I was like, I'm hiking and I run across this woman

and I decided I'm gonna try this character out. And they play the character. Yeah, I wanna play the character so I pretended to be a special forces guy just back from Afghanistan during the, and I'm looking out and I go to the topographies. And she's just hiking past you like, yeah, she's looking at me.

She had a dog on his head. She had a dog I was petting. And she's kind of a matronly woman, a housewife matronly going. She's not a fitness model. Okay. And I'm a mega talent. I can say what?

Yeah. And that's right. But, and so I'm going through all this, I'm going through and it's just her, I'm not a big fan of pretending you're a soldier when you're not. Especially. We met those guys. Yes, but in other words, I'm doing it with somebody

because I'm working on the script to try to get in the headspace. It's stolen valid in every pitch. Yes, but go ahead. It's stolen valid. It's stolen valid. And I should get, I should get beat up for this. You'd be punished by Tim Kenner.

But I did get punished because what happened was about a year later, a year later, I walked into an audition room. She was... The cast of Agent. Oh, God. She was one of the producers. That's Hollywood, right?

Oh, it worked for a network. Ooh. And my buddy goes, he goes, they don't want you, they, you're never allowed to be part of the show. And I was like, I don't know why, and I can't see. How deep did you kill it? I was like, I know why.

I know why, because she's looking at me like a piece of shit. When, in my mind, I'm, you know, you're, I'm doing a method actor. Yeah. You know, when you're a method actor, you have to walk around like you're the character. And with that, this is what I wanted to be an actor. I wanted to play the character. I wanted to play the role. You got too deep, daddy. I'm writing play the role. You got too deep, daddy.

I'm writing my own role. You can't, yeah. Did the dog bark, did the dog bark you went, action. That's, but you can do that. This is the most popular. You can do that. He did the dog bark you went, that's triggering for me.

And I was on a secret mission. I don't remember when I was on a secret mission. And when I was on a secret mission in Afghanistan, a dog bark and I killed my bare hands by the end of the season. I don't remember when I was on a secret mission and when I was in the mission in Afghanistan, a dog bark and I killed my bare hands and the family watched me. No, I would have said this. I reminds me of a wolf, I had to slay. I just say that.

She goes, you slayed wolves? Yeah, well, it came out to me. Now when you're single, I could see you doing that bit, trying to attract a hot joke. This is all for me. This is me trying to work on my acting. How did it start?

Like how does that work? I was petting her dog and she said, what do you do? And I was like, well, I just got back from, I've got a stuff. You should've went, what do I do? You should've went, you're welcome for your freedom. Basically what I do.

Excuse me, don't get me wrong. You have fun out here hiking. She was looking at me. You have fun out here hiking, not getting shot at. Is that fun for you? Don't get me, don't get me wrong. I loved it. Like it was the other day.

Just like that. Not the first time. My friends wife, not the first time. Not the first time. Well, I'll do the people who told you you're a fighter, right? Oh my God. If I'm not around, right? Daddy's not around to ring in.

Wow. I'll give. At ATT, I give what we told you. What's live details? I give the turtles. The daddy's there, right? If I'm there. I got to control yourself.

I got Mike Brown. I got to get out of the pool. They don't know though, right? Not like daddy. I got you control yourself I got Mike Brown I got Tiago Rob is on the boat they don't have some poor they don't know though right not like daddy I like daddy yeah well well let me street fights you're talking about a lot yeah a lot I can't I can't down there yeah no I can't lie in top team because I I'm watching Olympians and famous fighters walk by me I'm like well I see Calla Harrison that's her home's in Kala Harrison. That's her home gym. I didn't see her. Ooh, I'd love her to get her a hand on you. She would, she would, she would crush me.

Molly what? Bring up Kala Harrison. She's there. She'd Molly what? Yeah, she'd spars with guys. And she walks around about 170. Yeah. She's on food truck a little bit ago.

Oh, she was. Yeah, she's great. Yeah, good luck, good luck fighting her. She's making a lot of money too. She's, she's no two-time Olympian, believe yep look at her savage savage yeah go to time gold medal yeah and she you know she's you know she's you know she's you know she's not with pfl which I wish she would have came to the ocean she doesn't like she people like we're on a route she's like well you know one of us won two gold medal so yeah a lot of one the bronze she's a 45

right because she was walking right 55 or in pfl they don't like that's a that's a 45, right? Because she was walking around. 55 or in PFL, they don't know. That's a strong large one. But did she get you? There's like one other girl for a fight, and it's cyborg. And you know, cyborgs and fucking... Yeah, oh my lord, she built like a brickshed. She's so good. Yeah.

But again, to me, like, I get like, financially you can stay there and make your million dollar nut. And that's fine, but the, but the, sometimes with the USC, the juices work the squeeze, because if you're that dominant in the USC, with the USC marking machine behind you, PFL is great, I'm not here on PFL.

It ain't the USC. It's like if you're the best quarterback in the CFL, you're ballin', you're making good money, you're doing well. You're not the starting quarterback in the NFL, go into the pro ball, get an endorsements, get in the marketing, get in these ESPN deals. You know what, get an endorsements, getting the marketing, get in these ESPN deals.

You know what I'm saying? Well, what people in the other... Well, as I was also as Kyla... Learned her training partner. One of her main training partners was... Amanda Nunes. And Amanda Nunes left. Yes, Amanda.

And now Amanda, her down to fight. Amanda's like, I was completely down to fight her, but she's a PFL, do you know what I mean? It's that. Yeah. Like if she was serious about, she was signed with UFC, I agree with the man on that. Yeah.

Yeah, man is badass. But then again, for Kyla, this might be, she's like, I'm gonna stay here another three years, complete, dominate and just get better with experience, make all the money. Yes. And then I'll come over. Because I think she still wants to work on striking

and all that stuff. She's got the best coaches in the world. Dustin is, is, when I saw him, I was like, well, you couldn't be thicker. Your shoulders couldn't be broader. I couldn't be happier with his body. He wants to fight a 70 for the first couple fights,

maybe, and see what happens. Cause 55's a nightmare for him. Fuck it. Cutting down, yeah. And now he's at a point where he can just do super fights. I bet you said that. Like, Kimber's Colby's great. Right.

Oh, that'd be interesting. Yeah, that's the fight he wants, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Colby is ATT. Yeah, that's the fight he wants, yeah. Yeah, is that right Colby as ATT? Yes, I know, and no longer. Colby's probably fighting Hamza in, I think July or August, and ABC. What's your call on that? Same thing that happens, what happens?

What do you mean same thing? What is, what is the same thing that he wins? Hamza, I think money's on Hamza, but that's obviously his favorite. It's got his hands full. There's a big, there's a big question mark and it's if Hamza's team and he has some of the best coaches in the world. And in his corner, the coach is like, what are you doing, dude?

Stick to the game plan. Get in a dog fight. Like, use your length, stand outside, jab. Hamza, it's just, you know, he's not that experienced. He's never been a top echelon guy. If he didn't learn from that Gilbert Burns fight and he tries to do the same through with Kobe, he'll lose every round.

Is that right? Every round. I feel like Gilbert's a better striker than Kobe. Oh, no, am I wrong? No, no, he's more powerful. Yeah, that's not better striker. Okay, but more powerful is big. Not really.

And remember, is he much bigger than Kobe? No, he's smaller. Comes up? No, I remember, is he much bigger than Kobe? No, he's smaller. Comes up? No, no, I'm saying Gilbert Burns is smaller than Kobe. Yeah, Kobe's a big fucking kid. Kobe's pretty big, but I feel like, comes up tall. Yeah, he could fight 85 very easily as what I'm saying. Yeah. He's somewhere to it's 70. He just needs to make adjustments to be the guy like Kobe. I feel I think they put them up there too fast too soon. I think you should have got some experience, maybe five through 10 instead of going two to one to champion.

Yeah, I just, that's not the time to give it to him. Is not market share fights all the way to the right? Next, is that what's going on? I think it's what they want. Yeah. What do you think of that? I don't know who beats his law. He knows.

Yeah. What songs you think of that? I don't know who beats his law. I know. Yeah. His songs are fucking nightmare. You're hopefully poor against one of those big fights. You know, a Nate Diaz is there for him, makes a lot of sense. I don't think Colby's having. I think that might be the one he's looking for. Yeah, that's the fight he wants. Himvish Nate's a fantastic fight.

We sell all the people. I never know what to say when I, because you obviously are in the now, so I never know. I don't want to spill beans. That's what they want. That's what they want. That's what they want. And Nate's ready.

Yeah, it's a great fight for both of them. Great fight, two legends, dude, two big names. Like for Dustin, that's the move, dude. Those big fights. Yeah, because I don't think the whole thing that's going to help me. I don't know how it stays humble, you know? And it was really interesting, because he was just,

I just stay a student. Every day, I'm learning something new. Every day, every day, every day. You know, we're gonna have something. He loves it. He loves the game. He's like, you know, a hot second. 46 fights, sir.

I think five fights. All the experience. All the experience. He has a good bourbon, he has a good, a hot sauce. A bread hot sauce. He gave me some of the fucking delicious. His bourbon is fucking fantastic, too. Really good.

So cool. Yeah, that is really fun. Good weekend, man. What fights do we have coming up? You don't have the pay-per-view for till July, the big pay-per-views July 4th or 3rd. Rose and Sturk versus Volkhov, I think, this week. It's not a big fight.

Yeah, that's not a big fight. Please don't make me pay for that. Don't care. Please don't, you know what I mean? I know many. Why don't I care sometimes? I guess. Because of these fight nights, they put on a lot of times,

you know, it's tough. Yeah. Yeah We had two food trucks this this past week. We had Balile Muhammad. He's ranked number five right now and he's supposed to get a big fight at well the way he wants Homs on no, no, no, no, no, no, he's from Chicago. Okay. I'm sorry. Oh Yeah, it's pal, oh wow. Yeah close though. Oh, um, and then we had Cheeto Vera on as well. Yeah. And Cheeto, Futurak dropped some more. Cheosel, my favorite.

Ballal, ballal, ballal. Yeah, he's great, man. Yeah, both of those guys, they're personalities don't come through, you know, like without this long form. They're so great. He's the one 10 out of 11 fights. One five in the world right now. Where's the, where's the hour camp?

Chicago. Damn. Yeah. Small camp, Iowa camp? Chicago. Damn. Yeah. Small camp, not like a big boy camp. Your boy, your boy cat called. A guy walked by the cage at American top team and well he had the best body. Oh, you know, I'm a little gay. He had the best body I've ever seen in my life.

You would have lost your mind. And he was, he walks by and I go, I go literally, like my buddy can't, Brian, Brian, what are you doing? My chin and I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I go, were you walking around with a body like that? What the fuck? Look at his body. And then even Dustin, everybody was like, Jesus Christ, Jesus.

Turns out he's Egyptian, handsome, long, proudly hair. Did he look at? He was on the Olympic Egyptian Olympic wrestling team. Oh, there you go. And I went, oh, oh. And they're trying to convert him into MMA. His body was so cool.

Anyway, no, he was like probably one say, probably my guess would be, he'd fight at 70, probably 85. You know, just that kind of guy. But not thick, just like, he looked like a Calvin Klein guy. You're shredded. Fucking ridiculous. He ain't even from. He ain't even from. Huh? From Egypt. But but not they just like he looked like a Calvin Klein got shredded fucking ridiculous I miss you from From you I cat called and my friend goes you were you were you were inappropriately cat calling him

You're but then everybody started talking about his body all of us were like Jesus What the fuck is going on with that guy? Oh, bro? You know what I watched I Watched A watch I finished staircase which we talked about last week. Fantastic, can't get enough of that. And I just started Stranger Things season four. Yeah, it's in dark. But their budget's so high now,

like when did Stranger Things become a straight up fucking horror? It's terrifying. It's terrifying. Yeah, it's a lot, it's dark dude. But yeah, I got into both of those, and then, what was I gonna tell you? Yeah, again, to both of those, I watched both of those. So, I'm top-gun.

Happy with the legs. Oh, thanks, Daddy. Happy with the high shorts, too. Yeah, I keep it high, man. Well, you're giving us... I've seen shorts on yesterday. I'm a spies, man. You know what, I feel like you guys have earned it.

No, no, I know. I kind of feel the way I do when I was looking at that Egyptian's body. That's, there you go. That Egyptian Shred City, huh? No, dude, it would make you feel bad. You know what I mean? Do we think he's on that show though?

Okay, you know what? All that's that. Who cares? Hey, all that's that. The matter's also a combination of his mocha brown skin and Egyptian skin. It's like sexy yama. Like Arabic people are some of the most beautiful fucking people

you've ever seen in your life. For sure. Like Middle Eastern in general, like forget it. Go to Lebanon, go to, it takes your leisure mind. Oh gorgeous man. God damn, Egypt. That's where like one of the cradles of civilization, but it was like astonishing.

Literally all of us in that cage, or everybody in there, including the fighters, got a little gay looking at him. Yeah, how could you know? Yeah, it's that joke about his back being a barrel of snakes. If you have a snake phobia, don't look at his back. Oh, that's what I was in, Terry. So I watched, it's best,

especially I've seen a hot second. Ricky Jervais. Oh, really? Bro, really? Siv, he goes so hard on the paint on transgender. Dude, it's so funny. I'm all over it. Probably.

This joke that he has, he goes, he's talking about, like, you know, how equal rights and all this stuff, and he goes, listen, I'm a white heterosexual, multi-millionaire. He goes, there's one percent of us in the world. He goes, you don't see me talking about, he goes, I'm basically the rose of parks, but I've earned my way, so I'll have to ride on buses dude he goes so hard in the paint but I think because

what what what ways are on Netflix oh I gotta it's the best watch you see in a house he's so fucking brilliant he's so good well I think by the way I think you know I was gonna show some of the best out of the office the office and and and extras I mean and then when he hosts the Oscars nobody better you know must have been over controversial in that special thank you hey i'm loving that for just a fuck off what was your back last year this too i'm sure you talked about transgender's and then how he's you know the one

percent he was on the white heterosexual multimiliner there's one percent of us in the world you don't see me complaining dude It's so brilliant and so well thought out and just see such a savage with it dude It's no I give you honest. It's the first time I like actual stand-up comedy special. I've watched and laughed out like literally laugh And my girl to laugh out loud funny. Oh, it's fucking good. I'm all over that. It was so funny So good. That's really so good that's really cool that's really cool do you uh what i think is also interesting is how we break up into these two teams on this gun control shit like it just like i worried like the

democrats want to have a domestic terrorism bill it's like i go oh and then the republicans feel like i i feel like they want to do nothing it It's like, what is the, I don't even, that's the big middle ground. I think, I think, I'll tell you right now, can't be what we're doing. Well, this fucking, this is, it can't be what we're doing. And rifle, marine instructor was like,

when you're a marine and you have to take a two week course every year on weaponry. I think the biggest thing is that the left is misinformed on like AK-47s or AR-15s, account for like 3% of all of the, even though they're the most like flash. Like some mass shootings. And then there's the,

and then Biden's like high caliber weapons, like nine millimeters. He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Yeah. It's just, I know what we're doing is not working. Right. There has to be a middle guy.

And also, the biggest thing is the mental health issue. Yes. And then also, I think social media needs to take some accountability because that kid that shut those fourth graders. There are so many signs on social media, the posting. How Instagram, Twitter, Facebook find it though because I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. You can't tell me I had such a big conglomerate. We can't see everything. You can though.

If someone posts a gun, whether it's a hunter or somebody with mental health issues, so I'm post a gun that a count should be, there should be, they have the algorithm where they can do it. If you start flagging. No, I'm not saying, no, I'm not saying, I'm not saying that.

You know I'm pro gun here. No, I know. I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is no matter who it is, whether it's Joe Rogan or this fucking idiot who shot up the school. If you post a picture of a gun, I'm not saying we'd shadow band and flag it.

What I'm saying is it notifies, go somebody gets a, somebody gets a, somebody looks at me. Somebody might wanna look into it. You can have an agency that's responsible for that. But also in the 18 year old, shouldn't be able to purchase those type of guns. The gun owners can't say,

like the kid who shot Buffalo, that he went to the gun store about those automatic rifles, and all the ammunition, the guy goes, oh, what are you doing? He goes, oh, I'm just going camping. Yeah. Excuse me? Well, it feels like...

It's a mental health issue, it's not a gun issue. Yeah, it's a mental health issue. But this, the larger point that I was thinking about is this, is that I think, from what I, the people that go on battle, they're police department, but I think that happened was, two of the guys, they contained him in the classroom, and two of the cops got shot. Is that true? No, I don't know. No, it's not. I think they did.

I talked to a cop about this. I talked to a cop about this. Okay. Because I went hard on the pain. I go, these fucking cops. Because I said, if something happened at my son's school, I said, I promise you, there's not a police force in this country that could stop me from going to that school.

You're gonna have to shoot me in the back in order to stop me from grabbing my son's, and defend him. And I go, I promise you, you're gonna have to shoot me in the back. You're just cool. Here's the thing. The alarming thing is the guy was outside

of the school shooting for 12 minutes. That's what's really weird. That's what alarming goes. They shouldn't. What does that mean? One shot, what does that mean? No, multiple shots. So he was that's the first warning they should've got to

before. And say where everybody has a gun. It's a problem. So that's where they fucked up first. The biggest part, he goes, you gotta realize, it goes from an active shooter, to almost a hostage situation. He goes, hostage situation, we can't rush in.

He goes, and this is what a better guy would do. That's what I talked about. But this where gets dicey, cops who had children in the school went in and got their kids, but then the parents who wanted to go and they went let in, then the cops weren't the first ones going. It was border patrol who went in first.

Like a guy who was off duty, I think. Yeah, and then when you talk to several friends who are big time cops, they go, the issue is, is those cops were scared. Here's you can tell they were scared and they don't want to risk their lives to go in there. And he goes, when you sign on that dotted line to be a cop.

And that's not acceptable. Yeah, when you sign that dotted line to go in as a cop, is your responsibility. Oh, we had SWAT team. SWAT was there, right? Way later, though, Bumble. Way later. Way later. They royally fucked up, Bumble. I think we had SWAT team. SWAT was there, right? Way later though, Bala. Way later.

Way later. They royally fucked up, Bala. I think that that's the biggest issue. Because the other thing when it comes to... It's a hostage situation, you're never gonna rush in because you can get hostage. Yeah, but here's the other thing. Is there were children that I camped, this is so dark,

but there's children who were shot where if they were able to get them help, they were survived, because they were bleeding out. But by taking whatever was 47 minutes those children died No, it's unacceptable if you have a shooter. Oh, it was miss handled no matter how you pay But when a cop does it's tough because you can't say active shoot because it started off a nice shooter Then it becomes a hostile situation and we can't rush in but at some point if you're here If you know kids are dying you have to you got it right have to if you hear shots are fired If you hear shots are fired, I think, I think, you know, I don't know.

I don't fuck with the left all right on this. I think they're both idiots. Yeah. I don't like any, any, like Ted Cruz idea, we have raised more money to make, you know, the doors stronger. The fuck? Yeah. Or cops or teachers should have guns.

But I think what people don't realize about extreme violence like that is it unless you're training all the time, somebody comes in with an AR-15 and starts blowing people away. You're gonna freeze. Teachers thinking about teaching the kids. I mean, it's really, I was thinking about having, they have AI technology where, you know, if you see smoke, these fire alarm goes on,

it'd be so cool to have like some kind of a fucking gun turret that just activates when some asshole shows up with a gun. Just, and just shoot some right there. His thing be during the pandemic, they were going over school safety. Just, and this is California law, and I don't know other states. Other fears, so it's on the news all the time.

They raised a billion dollars for school safety, a billion dollars. One billion dollars. Do you know, where's that money allocated? Do you know? No, hold on, do you know? Because here's my idea. That billion dollars. Do you know? Was that money allocate? Do you know this is no? Hold on. Do you know because here's my idea? Yeah that billion dollars. Yeah What if you had two? cops trained trained or former seal whatever you want to guess someone who's

Handy with a fucking pistol former operators former deal with high-pressure situations. You have two of them in each school Now are you gonna start a billion dollars? I'm with you on that a billion dollars I love those guys I'm a hundred grand they're phoenix at the bit to do it I'm gonna get someone who's can allocate to each school which we billion dollars and cover all this they can they have their fancy with a gun It's not always going to deter the mass shooters. They're accurate. Not always going to deter the mass shooters if Actors with a gun? They're accurate. Now he's gonna deter the mass shooters. If there's a guy with a fucking assault rifle at the schools, so they're gonna be like, all right, I get to take him out. Well, all right, you take him out. He's gonna notify everybody.

We're gonna be able to stop before you go. But also, if you pay those guys, again, if they see that's gonna deter them, now it's gonna stop everyone, no, I'm sure it's still gonna happen. But it's at least a step in the right direction. Well, also, dude, I mean, like this, this is... Tell me where that billion dollars is going to. So, it happened this woman shot, no 37 year old woman shot a guy with an AK

who started shooting, or an AR-15, started shooting at a crowd. She shot him right, she shot him fucking dead. And Texas? Yeah, man, I kinda know where it was, but for me, it's like, I'm sorry, we right now at least, right now we have crazy people in the world, and we don't know how to deal with mental illness,

we don't know how to deal with people who get these, when we have 500 million guns in circulation or something like that, okay? The toothpaste is out of the tube. It's out of the tank, go back in. For me, in America, when an asshole like that, or a crazy person comes in and starts shooting at school, I want him dead right away.

And I want bullets going the other way. That's how I look at it. Because you call the cops, people are already dead. Yes, law enforcement, yes, SWAT, yes. But I'm telling you, it takes a long fucking time. It takes too long, you're dealing with seconds. I want guns on site. I'm with you.

And if you're afraid to have them in the guns in front of the kids, then have them concealed. But there are people that are trained, like, air marshals who can pop in the fucking head and are inoculated to the stress. Now, let's go back even several more steps. So that that mask shouldn't happen, right? Fucking tragic, horrible.

Hopefully that guy's in fucking hell right now in fucking the devil's dick, right? And getting butt raped or whatever. Go even further back. Where like, how did this start? You look at all these mask shooters, a lot of them who are the school shooters. There's certain things that we can point to like,

God, hold up, no one have dads, no one have fathers. The other thing is they're in cells, right? So another thing is that kid was bullied and picked on. Bullying and picked on. So if the way I teach my kid bullying, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what? You don't bully anybody, dude, because if you can, if you, if those kids know that who are bullying that fucking piece of shit who did this, hey man, you guys keep doing this.

This how it ends. I guarantee you and I can bully that kid. So the message of bullying is go, but it's also to do it because that kid's a general spirit by the way. 100% and kid's are kids are kids are mean. But at the same time too, it's like if you can educate the kids on, hey, this is extreme, it's rare it's gonna happen.

Bullying can lead to this. So you might think it's funny to make fun of kids outfit or his parents don't have money or have the new Jordans that you have. It could lead to this. So if you're gonna do that, think about it, it could lead to this. So keep doing that.

There are programs like that. Here's the subtle difference. There are children that have problems assimilating for a lot of reasons. 100%. And so what happens in the schools, they just get ignored. They get ignored. They're not breaking for a parent. When your child doesn't get invited to parties and has no friends, there's nothing more

heartbreaking. And when your child has trouble adjusting because they have spatial awareness. They're different. They're different. And they're very lonely. And then you're working three jobs. And we just know that there are certain things that... The hard thing about, as I get older at 55, and I write about this,

is that you can't always have all the answers, and you can't protect yourself from all the chaos. Unfortunately, there's always going to be terrible events, and we're always going to have these debates. What I always worry about is that one side or both sides, we do this massive overcorrection that doesn't actually address the problem. But the over correction is not given the government full control. Correct.

A gun loss. Correct, dude. You give them an answer, you take them off. That's exactly right. And we will never get it back. Canada is making you, like Justin Trudeau, who's a guy I couldn't disagree with more. This fucking guy is wanting to go, he's wanting to pass legislation that makes you have this mandatory buyback

for any kind of a rifle, especially an assault rifle. And then they're talking about freezing or taking away your handguns. That's, government will do that. There are people like that who are still wearing masks, who are very happy and true. And true, true, true, true, true. And true, yeah. I will guarantee you that will never happen in America.

Yeah, well. And so for anyone to expect that, it's never gonna happen. Now, I will ignore it. We have a fucking gun problem and these assault rifles are a problem. But if you think the answer is to take away Americans guns, then you don't know Americans. That's right. Dude, we went along.

We went along. We have a free shooting problem. We have a problem with mental, mentally ill, or evil people coming in and shooting in instance. And right now, we don't have infrastructure or an answer if I had to stop it. Social media need to take some responsibility. They have to. They fucking have to, dude.

So they're working on AI programs that catch. What's your choice? So schools are getting these AI programs, which. My shorts are so. So schools are getting these like these AI programs, which I believe you've all day, there was some kind of a program with the AI algorithm that is supposed to catch things like, you know, gun pictures, threats of shooting, all that stuff. Here's your thing, so he told his friends,

he sent us, so a posted both assault rifles on Instagram. Should be a red flag for an 18 year old. That should automatically be a red flag to somebody in the district. Yeah. I agree. And then, but then he texts his friend to a picture of the guns and goes,

he goes, what's this for? He goes, it's gonna get fun. Can't wait for tomorrow. Now that friend, listen, you don't wanna be a snitch, but if you're talking about mass shooting, you have to alert somebody. So, like, you know a ten-year-old got arrested yesterday. A ten-year-old got arrested in Florida

because he had guns and threatened a mass shooting. They arrested a ten-year-old. That's what it's going to take. There was another kid who was threatening violence. You know what I'm saying? So, the problem is with this bullying stuff like that. Now, kids can go online and go to Bradet, whatever. And they're going to find other kids with similar interests. And then they get compromised.

You find your community. Now, if you find the wrong community, you're going to end up dead or in fucking prison because you're never going to get away with it. We're also not going to go anywhere. I mean, a lot of people just have nothing to do, but that they hate existence. They hate existence. I mean, a lot of people just have nothing to do, but they hate existence. They hate existence. And that's a psychological issue. And I do agree with you, man, that the answer is not to do nothing.

And look, it's not that- Well, both sides are wrong, but I will say, as an American, I'm fucking tired, dude. If your plan is to take Americans guns, you're gonna get nowhere. No, it's too late. I wanna see bullets, right now, and maybe it get nowhere. No, it's too late. I want to see bullets, I want, right now, and maybe it's controversial to say,

but I feel better knowing that bullets are going back the other way. Like I want trained motherfuckers in my, I want, I personally, in my children's schools, I have a 10 year old, you know, my son is the age of, the exact age of those children that died. I want a fucking,

He's in fourth grade. Yes, I want a fucking... You mean, you're using force-brain? Yes. I want a fucking, I want two people who are highly trained, not teachers. No, no, I want the teachers. I want them teaching children. I want two highly trained people who can fire back. I want them in the schools right off the wait for you.

And that goes back to my original point, that billion dollars that was made for security in schools. Why isn't that going to those security guys? Because because again, you're dealing with people who have a very different philosophy and I'm sorry again, but people on the left versus people on the right people on the board, at least let's say people, some people forget left and right. Some people believe that we can actually pass laws

to get rid of all guns. They look at other countries. It's unrealistic. It's unrealistic. It's unrealistic. It's unrealistic. Never have. And there are other people who say,

to pay side of the tube, let's all, all you can do now is to a good guy. To a Rogan's point, to a good guy. To a Rogan's point, and he's being in chip for this, but he's right, it's like, so if you're gonna take all the guns away from good guys who do this legally That means only bad guys gonna have got no shit. No shit. I don't want to live in that I want a lot of 500,000 guns on the black market more than that. No 500 million 500 million

500 million on the black mark up there 500 million gun now imagine how many in the black mark that we don't know about So you're gonna take all the guns from the good guys and the back as you don't play by your rules and legislation. Yeah. What do you wanna do with that? Well, the one thing I seem to agree with, and again, I'm not as educated as I need to be on this, but universal background checks, is it true?

Can you look at, like, Chin, you're doing show mental health? No, it doesn't. No, there are also four. Yeah, you know why it's a hip, because they hip a though, because you have, you're a predical, you're, you're a medical records. That's a problem. That's a problem.

You're medical records have to be private. They don't though. They do house that working for you. Why? Because now you get into a real quack, Marcus, let me tell you why. You could have a certain condition that stops you from getting a job that doesn't, that's not in the way of the job, right? People will discriminate against all kinds of, you could have cancer that you have on a job.

I'm not talking about, I'm talking about only if you go to purchase an assault rifle, do we look at your medical records? Yeah, but then there's mental health people who have... Okay, so you have mental health issue in the past, maybe you're a better person for any other medication, but at least the bad guys can't shoot up fourth graders. That's a risk where... We got to crack a few eggs to make it on my legs.

Yeah. That's one of the eggs. So you don't get a gun. Here's what I would say. I think in some states, if there's a gun show, you can buy a gun with, I think without a background check. Can you see if that's true? You buy guns without and that to me is crazy. Like I don't think you should be able to buy a gun. I can't even do that. I can't even, I got to be 25 to run a fucking car in some states. Like come on, that's where I have a problem.

I was gonna say, there are certain instances where, because there's such an incentive for the gun seller, not to sell a person with a flag background check a gun, it's certain things have failed to show up. There's just like this error involved where, even if you have that in place, sometimes it messes up. And then, It is background checks a gun shows required that in place, sometimes it messes up. It is. Background checks are gun shows required

for licensed dealers, but not all private sellers. So in 2021, President Biden said people could buy firearms at gun shows without background checks. That's true for private sales, but not federally licensed dealers. Well, okay, so I can get a gun without a background check. But is that because I can buy a gun for my friend? And he has a gun, I think that's where it is.

So that's also tough because now it's a private, so my neighbor can sell me a gun, but I'd have to go to a background check, but those loop holes are scary. So what most people don't know, if you're walking to a store and you buy a gun, you have a background check, yes. But you can go to a gun show

Um, and by what do you want no background check the Bureau of the ATF defines a dealer in firearms as a person who Do you get a change gun shows where you can only buy a ticket if you get a background check? It's pretty fucking simple. Yeah, so if you buy from a federal firearms license dealer You you have to go over that. Oh no, I have to get a background check in order to get into the gun show. Okay. Yeah. So back guys, don't get more guns. I mean, you're never going to stop it completely, but at least you're doing this certain step.

Yeah, I think that's easy, but I think that's... I think that's... It's reasonable to say that. I think that's the guy who owns guns, and I'm pro-second amendment, I think. I know, there are people like, they're, I'll get DMed with people who will educate me on this, because the thing about gun people who are into guns, they're very educated on this.

And one of the things that the left has made a mistake about is not educating themselves on the difference between firearms, what an assault weapon is, the difference between, like, and what the laws are, but gun owners, and gun and second amendment guys know a shit load about this. They're very easy.

But then be then you look at it like with the media what the left was CNN and MSNBC and ABC and what they do is then they make it you know what gets clicks is the negativity on gun owners and it's like, blah, blah. Most of America are going on. I'm a guy. I own six guns. Yeah. Well also, also people that are watching. Yeah.

If you keep going at them, that's the majority. How's your ratings? You know what I'm saying? So it's like, again, they're gonna do what gets ratings and clicks and scaring everybody. What's interesting about this is, on Stranger Things 4, they're playing, they don't refer to it, but if you know the game, the referended dungeons and dragons do you remember dungeons and dragons in the 80s?

I wasn't allowed to play it and I Looked into it because I remember there was like this weird like thing on the news how dungeons and dragons is Leading the murder Cytanic and suicide. Yeah, I remember my dad and me my brother one because everyone was playing my dad's like absolutely not Yeah, people are killing people because this game game. And I was like, wow, really? It was all over the news. So I looked it up last night,

it was like 11 o'clock and I can see it, but I looked it up. There was a whole media campaign on dungeons and dragons. And to me, it's what's going on with gun laws and COVID and all the fake misinformation. They decided to make dungeon and dragons the enemy. And they have to come with a warning on it. Now, it was based off a story, this way I warning on it. Now, it was based off of story,

this way I was so close to home, it was based off of story in Colorado. Of two brothers, it was a murder suicide. And they said, because Dungeons and Dragons, they really, they got to an elite level where there's nowhere to go, the way you stay invisible forever can be touched by killing yourself.

People that love Dungeons and Dragons came out, and that's not how they came works, that's not true at all. And they looked more into that case. No, there's two kids with mental health issues. They get to have like, it was on the hook for robbery. And like they're bad people,

they killed his brother and killed himself. They didn't play Dungeons and Dragons. Somewhere along the line, so I went, oh this is good for media. So Dungeons and Dragons became the end of the 80s. You gotta sell and keep people's attention. They were doing it in the 80s too. My thing about, my thing about, since you're going on now with all the end of the 80s. You got to sell on people's issues. They were doing it in the 80s, dude. My thing about, my thing about-

Same shit going on now with all the vaccine, the misinformation, gun law, same shit. Well, I can promise you most of the people on a lot of gun control people. There's a very sensible gun control. I'm not fucking saying this. We got to do something. But I do notice that a lot of people in the media

that have, that say certain things have never probably shot a gun. They definitely don't have a gun. But again, I know it's kind of lame to compare to Dungeons and Dragons. When you, and this guy was an expert on Dungeons and Dragons, he broke down what the politicians and media said about Dungeons and Dragons. Dude, Dungeons, let's say Dungeons and Dragons is best. Well, they're talking about fucking soccer.

They're so far off. Yeah. The guys, this even, they're characters again. You can clearly tell they've never looked into it. That's media. It's the media. It's the same thing with guns, assault rifles, the gun laws, mental health.

So assault rifles, by the way, everybody, assault rifles themselves, a lot of assault rifles, like air 15s, it's a small caliber bullet, actually. It's very fast moving bullet, but it's a smaller caliber bullet. So it all depends. If you start talking to people that really know guns, man, they'll twist you a notch, because you're like, oh, wait, I didn't know that.

I have Tim Kenney out here, soon for a food truck. We'll have him in here and talk to him about, yeah. But a lot of it goes back to what you said too, is like fucking generational and values and family. And why are we having these types of things? There's a common theme with these school shooters, and they don't have that.

Well, also a lot of them are on SSRIs, like a lot of antidepressants and things like that. So we're dealing with a lot of shit, man. I think it's a really, I believe that any crisis and tragedy cannot be left just on its own. It's got to make us better and closer to. You want to see some heartbreaking? You want to see some heartbreaking?

Is you look at the kids that were part of these school shootings Yeah, like Columbine which my school got locked down. We had a week off because the threats in schools that that was Eight miles from where I live nuts the chunky cheese shooting Mike complex live behind it fucking Home that was my mom's main theater the dark night shooting at the century city mall. Yeah, it's nice The Colorado's this is what they did You know be good fishing and freaking killing but You look at the kids that were involved in some capacity in the match the school shootings and how they're doing now

Not good because remember Columbine was 1998 Yeah, and you see all the school students since then and they've they've kept track of these kids who were involved like Saw the friend get shot. Maybe they were shot. They're not doing well. Not doing, they're doing an awful did. I saw that our kids are doing it. It's a butterfly, the effect of these kids,

how they grow up and how they are as parents, it's awful did. Yeah. So you're ruining these fucking children that they grow up and they're, you know, the anxiety and the depression, they're taking anti-depressant pills, and it's this horrible shit, dude, horrible shit. Yeah, man, dude, how about we'll finish on this because it's super dark. How about that one this one little girl her best friend was shot next door.

This house, she's in fourth grade, dude. This girl that they need to do something so they need to put this girl the some sort of program because she's a special fucking person. Her friend gets shot, right? He comes in and goes time to die. Shoot the kids. She sees her friend get shot, he walks out the door and she knows he can come back in. Think about having the fucking brain to do this and fourth grade.

Her best friend, shot in the face, takes the blood, covers her face in blood, lays down next to her friend. Oh, he moves on. He's fucking shit. Survives. Fourth grade or two. Now, that kid under stress has some capability or some special skill set that we need to capitalize on, that we need to, that's a special fucking person.

I probably become an FBI, who knows, man. Hopefully, or should be, or should becomes an expert on mass shootings and can learn how to solve it. You gotta did, she's gonna have to go through a lot. But to me, to me, the news, it was just a story, just yeah, she's covered something. No, hold on, I go, hold on.

That's a special person. That person is an ex-man. That kid had the, under the complete stress, had the, had the fucking IQ, which I wouldn't have. At 39 years old, I would not have done that. Now maybe because I've heard it from her maybe, but in fourth grade, but here's what I think.

The blood from your best friend, cover your body. So you look dead in order to survive in fourth grade, that kid is a fucking savant, and we need to invest in that kid. That is the future, man. Well, here's a question, and it's an inconvenient one, and it's where the press also should do their job, but they won't.

There are a lot of examples. How often do guns stop a mass shooter? How often does somebody with a gun, I don't know those numbers. How often does somebody in a crowd or in a't know those numbers. How often does somebody in a crowd or in a school or in a theater or in a store? How often does a mass shooter get stopped with a good guy with a gun?

That's what I want to know. That should also be if we're going to be transparent and have this debate and figure out the best way to stop this. I would like to know those numbers. I would like to know. It's a great point. Back to the point, I think with the bullying stuff, like were you bullied, George? Never to my face, but I would always hear the rumors

of the talk behind me. And then your 23, so social media wasn't big in high school for you or no? It picked up more towards my eighth grade freshman year. That's why I quit. And then did you get bullied on social media? No, I have a very happy personality. Yeah, you do.

I've got social skills. Yeah, people would like, a lot of people knew me, but not well. It was just like, oh, there's happy George. We're close, yeah. There's big George. We're clicking, there's big George. Yeah, because I think where it starts, again, if you're teaching like the effects of bullying, how can make kids feel, you can start there, the grassroots. Not necessarily a fix it, but you can at least show kids,

hey man, you bully this kid, because you guys are cooler, your parents have a better job, and they're binding school sneakers, and you wanna punish this kid for being different. Like that kid who's different is gonna be the next Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Nate Diaz, Conor McGregor. I'm telling you, he's Lady Gaga outside of Tony.

Tony, you guys are cool right now, I'm telling you, that kid is different from Tony. The nerds a lot of times, you end up working for your nerd from the nerds. That kid's gonna be different for a reason. I'm telling you guys, you need to stop this because it could happen to this. You know what I'm saying?

And now, to me, when I was in middle school in high school, I got bullied for sure. I don't got bullied, especially in sports, man. The older kids would harass your hazy, it was awful, I was be scared to go to school. But I would go home and be able to reset, at least in the next morning, I have to deal with it. You'd go drink all the milk.

All the milk. I suck my mom's tits. Like I'm gonna grow up. No, I suck my mom's tits, til I was 27 years old. That's why you got that's where you're going. That's why I'm so big. That's why my teeth are so big. I suck,'m gonna agree. No, I suck my mom's tits, so I was 27 years old. That's why you got that's why I'm so big. That's why my teeth are so big. I suck the nipple, dude.

I suck it. Your mom listens to this now. I know, sorry, mom. So when you were 27 months? Yeah, 27 years old, mom. Remember my mustache? Anyways, that's so creepy. But what I was saying is,

I'm 39 years old. I'm 39 years old, and public figure, I'm not celebrating, I'm cancer, I'm not celebrating. And I'm 39 years old and public figure. I'm not celebrating, I don't consider myself slavery. And I've been very open to it. I get harassed online. You know this. I get harassed some of the worst you've ever seen.

When I talk to other people in the public. A little more than harassment. Yeah, for sure. But it's a form of bullying. And those guys are gonna go, oh, policy, but cool. I'm 39 year old and I'm confident, dude. And that's one of the reasons they hate me. Confident, dude. Pretty Pretty pretty come from my skin.

Some would say successful Great family. I've everything going for me. That will affect my mental health. I'm 39 with my shit together father of two That will affect my mental health. Now if you're 16 or 22 and you don't know who you are and you're looking for an answer and you're in harassed online, imagine being 16 or 22. You know what I just did with all of them? They're like this.

Yeah, I'm having an effect. Ah-ha! You're not though. Yeah. You have. You're so excited right now. And that's your sociopath. Yeah.

Oh, that's wild. Mark's mentally ill. Let's bully him some more. Well, I'm glad you exposed yourself, but go ahead. But their thing is, but it's a vicious cycle because I'm pretty sure those guys online, they're not confident. They're not, they don't have anything going for them.

So they're in their basement and things haven't worked out from, they don't have the balls taken risk in life. That's crazy talk. What do you mean? No, but I'm saying, I think it's been all that time. But B, even with that, I sympathize with them. It's like, I know, maybe got to help a fucking shithand, man.

And this is your way, your insecurities, you're doing what hurts you. You know what I'm saying? But my point is, if it hurts, it can get to me, dude, at 39, I have to see a therapist, at 39, confident dude. My life is fucking fantastic, man. I drove her into Ferrari because I worked my ass off.

Think about it. It will give me depression. Think about a 16 year old. Who doesn't know what the, they don't know they're ass from their mouth. But there are people that love destruction. They get off, they jerk off on, but be, but be, here's the thing with that.

That's the minority. Of course. The majority goes home, we have to protect everybody. They love, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I make a business, I like ability. But the thing is, is if you're a young dude, social media, it goes back to social media with the mass media, they have to take some responsibility.

I'm all for freedom of speech. I'm all for guns. I'm gun owner for freedom of speech. I'm all for guns. I've gun owner freedom of speech. I'm with all that. But at some point, when innocent fourth graders are being murdered or kids are coming to a side, high suicide rate of all time, you don't think it's a coincidence

that social media is bigger than ever. It's been, the correlation is pretty fucking close to causation here. I mean, it's correlated and deep. And there was that, there was like smoking and lung cancer. You're not always gonna get lung cancer when you smoke, but it's pretty damn cool. And there was that person that worked for Zuckerberg

at Facebook and Instagram came out and was the whistle blower and goes, no, no, he's very aware of how this affects kids and double down on it. And that came out and the media did nothing. To mark his eyes, I could break it. It's like, dude, you have kids, you piece of shit. And also, how much money do you fucking need, dude? You're set, dude.

What are you doing? Where you're, you're, listen, Facebook's great. Instagram's great. What's better? Do you have an all the money in the world and growing this thing to whatever the fuck you're trying to get to, cause bigger than ever. And you have all the money in the world or innocent kids come in and suicide. And you have an all the mind in the world and growing this thing to whatever the fuck you're trying to get to because bigger than ever and you have all the mind in the world

or innocent kids come in and suicide. And you have all the fat people. I think people like Mark Zuckerberg are a little bit on the spectrum. That's what makes them so brilliant at that. They, these are Asburgers, you kind of people who don't know. There's a board though.

And there's, and there's shareholders. They have them though. But Facebook is pretty, they have, I know one of them, who's this, I know one of them, who's an interviewer, who's an amazing psychologist, they do have this stuff. They don't do anything. They don't do anything. It's tough.

It's not Lego. You have a piece of Lego tattooed to your shin, which I actually had never seen. You never see it. So you need to go a little bit. And it hurts there. It hurts there. On the legs, it's off.

Why did you make it as my tattoos? I have a lot of time. I'm gonna get it. No. I do, I do them Why did you make it? I have a lot of time. I'm gonna get it. No. I do, I do them on the road. Wait, is that the beginning of something? Are you talking about that?

Yeah, this will be a whole leg piece. It hurts so bad. It's a whole leg piece. You're bailed. It is against, can take time. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, not a minute. But I like your legs like that.

Do you have to get a bunch of shit on your leg? Oh, you didn't see the raindrops I got? I like the super, just can't- God tattoo those, dad. Can you leave those? Do you do must you get musty- Have you seen the elephant I have, the elephant trunk? No, I haven't seen them.

I pulled out, but we get kicked off. We get kicked off. Yeah, God gave me an elephant trunk and two raindrops. We have a smiley bass and a Lego thing and Randy's donuts. See, this was to be the actual Randy donuts sign for LA. It's me, a whole LA thing. Yeah, oh.

Now this, this is the thick boy logo, right? Daddy owns that right. You know this right? I didn't know today makes living right there. Okay? Lego why Lego Because of the Lego No, it reminds you let go dude Lego Lego no, it doesn't yeah, it's unpersonal, but Lego all right What do you got? See it and then you can see I'll get the California Yeah, I mean listen. It's just not finished. Okay, it got some personal. All right. Oh, what do you got, you see it? And then you didn't see, I'll get the California, you know what I mean, listen, it's just not finished.

Okay. It hurts too bad. All right. Hey, tattoos hurt, dude. And on your legs, there's your chin. On your chin? I thought your chin from Muay Thai was on. Me too.

And the guy was playing a fish, I go, and I was doing it before I was showing San Antonio. I go, oh, I'm done. He goes, what, we get like three more hours ago. We don't know. I'm over this, dude. It's like the day. I. Oh, I'm done. He goes, what, we get like three more hours a week. We don't though. I'm over this, dude. If I could do that. I'm done.

I'm done. I'm never coming back. I mean, on your bone. Mm. Ah. It hurts so bad. Ah, bad, really bad. Do I've had it ever?

My ribs. Those apparently your necks was hurt the worst. That's terrible. My sh- I can't do it. I can't do it. No. All right.

All right, Jim, what do you got? Did yours hurt, Jim? Don't be that guy who was actually enjoyed it. No. All right. All right, Jim, what do you got? Did yours hurt, Jim? Don't be that guy who goes, I actually enjoyed it. No, I was gonna tell you right now. So there's things called, or there's things that are out now called numbing creams. Pussy! No!

So they're like, would you want numbing cream or no? I'm like, does it make a difference? It's gonna mess with tattoo. They don't stick as well usually, but they're, they've got better, yeah. There's no issues and I'm like, I'll try it. Why not? I didn't feel anything.

I just felt like someone's just doing this. How long was it? It's four, five or six hours, but then eventually you start wearing off. There's a thing, so I started. Here's the thing with numbing cream. I did it fucking 10 years ago, so I'm sure it's gotten better.

I did my ribs, didn't do anything. Here's a problem. They do the numbing cream. I think it's better now with technology. They do the numbing cream. The problem is when you don't use it, your body releases its own pain blockers, and door fins and pain blockers.

But when you have the numbing cream on your body, it goes, oh, this isn't bad, we're not gonna release them. Then that numbing cream wears off, and your body's not producing its own painkillers, and you feel all the feels, right? Yeah. It started to hurt after a while, but nothing like crazy. I've never had it bad on my. It started to hurt after a while, but nothing like crazy.

I've never had it bad on my arm. I don't give a fuck, but my arm, dude, dude, I don't get, the arm doesn't hurt. Up here, chest, legs. This one hurt the most when we got in Ireland. This one hurt so bad. It's tender in there. Like right here, yeah.

And you wanna get on the back, you're an acta, no. That's what's hurting me worse. Probably feel awesome. You still gonna do your neck, you might wanna do my whole body eventually. Oh, Yakuza style, huh? I've always wanted to. You do your ass cheeks, your ass cheeks.

You're like not my ass cheeks. Yakuza. But just you know, front back. Like a half ass Yakuza. Like a half ass Yakuza. I'm like, oh, it went halfway and then got out. Just not in my private area. You're not gonna do like,

you're gonna fire your ass hole. No, no, no, no. Front of the legs would be cool. Yeah, stuff like that. Round the brown, I would fucking hurt, man. Yeah, tender area. Are you ever gonna get one brown? Are you only around my brown?

I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get, I wanna get thorns, I want our spikes coming out of my shitter. Uh huh. So around my dark little circle. Mm, start fishing. You're gonna have to, I'm gonna have to do something with my balls, you gotta get them cause I'm gonna be on my hands and knees, so I've gotta cinch my balls up.

Time up to my tummy, I'll be honest. And then we gotta get, I want to do a little decoration, maybe a little sunflower, some petals around my shoulder. Right? You're a hummingbird off one of the cheeks. And that's like, he's dipping into the sugar. That's a great idea. I'm gonna be cool hummingbird on one cheek.

Yes. And then his beak is, and it's just like, the nectar hole. Yeah. Aw. Yeah, the hummingbird's going for that brown nectar. Yeah, my nectar. That sweet brown sugar nectar.

Yup, the nectar lake. Yeah, that's good, dude. That'd be cool, huh? Yeah, it's called a nectar spec. Yeah. It's my nectar spec. Can fill up my nectar. Yup.

My nectar hole is a rock. Just have a bunch of hummingbirds fighting for it. So all these beaks pointing into my computer. I mean, like a hummingbird. How much do I have to pay a guy to get right into the brown, though? Just have a bunch of hummingbirds fighting for it. So all these beaks pointing into my computer. I'm into that, man. Like a hummingbird. How much do I have to pay a guy to get right into the brown, though, get that ink in the brown?

Now you get some offers. Yeah, they're out there. Yeah, I want your ink in my brown. Yeah, and he'd be like, I'm trying to, like, what are you looking for? And then I'll go, I'll take from here, bring it on force. So you see that big old ring there in the big balls?

When a cinch was balls up. And then we're just gonna get a fucking gang of hummingbirds Yep, then they're sticking their beaks into his asshole. Yep. You want them fighting We want to look like 300 like the wall of 300 It's all hummingbirds. I remember I rim we get red blood red around my rims Looks like they're all they're poking at it and they're hurting it real bad. That'd be cool, man Yeah, it's a great idea. Yeah great way to torture somebody you put you get a shitter up in the air And you get you release a bunch of fucking

Birds that love nectar and you put nectar around the old Shitter the pipe pipe hole. I fed flamingos. I don't think Russians agree that and Yeah, and they wouldn't let me wear sandals. They wouldn't let me wear them around the windows Yeah, because of the flamingos are like, so nice they bite your feet. Turns out flamingos don't have beaks. They have sips. They don't, they only open their beaks really. They, do you know that they have a mouth

like a blue whale? I never knew this. But they don't have teeth. They sound like those. So the reason they stand there, they stand there, yeah, they stand there in the, in the bucket. Shallow water to create all the more. Get all the muck flanked in them, like all that.

And then they, they sift through that. And that's why they're peeing, right? Because of the food they... That's right. It's really interesting. Yeah. They hang out in large groups. They're big, right? They're big. Cool animal.

Yeah, they're cute. Are they, they're like fucking weird. They're all peeing. You fed a Florida panther. So the Florida, the old mountain lion. You don't want to see one of those in the wild, mountain lion. You don't want to see one of those in the wild mountain lion You don't want to see that. That thing was fucking big and scary Just put it's a lion, dude. It's a lion. It's a fucking lion

And climb that tree like crazy. I Saw a jaguar. That's another animal. You don't want any trouble. He's all black a jaguar No, jaguars can be black, but this was a spotted You actually spotted though jaguars actually even when they black, but this was a spotted. You actually spotted though. Jaguars actually, even when they're black, Panthers are spotted. You're not all black. Panthers are fucking cool again. You kill them, make sandals out of them? Yeah, yeah.

Dude, make flamingos sandals, dude. Breast awareness, pink flamingo, sandals. That's a great idea, dude. Breast awareness, pink, flamingo. Stand on the old feathers. Can you kill flamingos? I don't know the trying to foster a whole group of population in Florida and now they're flaming those in Florida, but I Don't think you'd want to

Protected by yeah, yeah Caribbean to land and greater flamingos. What about a two-can sandal like a fruit loop sandal Like we're like almost dude gay pride. Two-can beak or the feathers? You just get a whole two-can and just like tie it to your fucking, the bottom of your feet and walk around. Yeah, they have all those cool colors. Gay pride. Like, gay pride week, and we just do the two-can sand.

Yeah. Made out of his fucking beak. They are, they are pretty much, those are the gay pride colors, I think. That's what I'm saying. So, it's Google. No, it's missing one. What a gay pride color. Oh, no, it's missing yellow.'m saying is Google. No, it's missing one. What a gay pride color.

Oh no, it's missing yellow. It's the rainbow. It's missing one. Marculous all energy. Hungry and tired. Welcome to Black Go and Podcasts and Dude. We could go for four hours, Daddy. Oh, 100 for four hours.

100, that's true. I can always tell when people's energy's going around. Red, sort of an orange, yellow, green. Yeah, the Googles are just missing the yellow. Google just gonna have yellow. We're just gonna have the identity nature, healing, love, life, the Googles are just missing the yellow. Google just don't have the red. The nature, healing, love, life, and inclusivity diversity. That's a two-can.

Okay. Dude, for gay pride, we kill two-can, make a sandal. You're right, let's see it. Let's see it in a minute. Bring up a two-can's beak, love in this. Gonna have a gay pride. Call it the fruit loops. Gay pride toholes.

Oh, well, different. We're the law. But you know what? We were lied to. You got orange, you got black. You got a lot of the gay pride colors doing favorite chin. I've been fruit loops to can cuz maybe that's what I'm basing my I've seen a couple two cans in the wild See I lit it is yeah, lit years good big gay. He says gay. That is those the gay pride colors. Yep huh

All right To cancel him you can't say him baby Those are the gay pride colors. Yep. Huh. All right. Two can't say him. Two can't say him, baby. All right, ready to get you. Before I begin, so for your grinding, remember I told you before to do Botox. Mm.

They use it, it's called Bruxism when you grind teeth. And it also slims your face to say less. That's what you have in contact. Yeah, I do. Yeah, but then your jaw line is awesome. And I think it's my face. It still grows. So it's just a muscle that, you know,

what you put the whole face. Have you, do you get low-tuxed Mark? Have you? Brian. Absolutely not. You're setting me up. This is like the number one accusation of. No, I don't, I'm not.

I don't think you are. You don't look like it's wrong. Yeah, but Mark won't stop like that. No, you're a bodybuilder. I don't know. Correct. I'm not, I don't think you are. You can I do this. You don't look like at all. No. No, Mark won't stop like that. You're a bodybuilder, so I don't know. Correct. I'm not if it's a genuine, I didn't know if you're thinking of it. He's not a competitive bodybuilder though. No, do you get shit for having,

because I thought you were. Ready? Yeah. This is how I know you're a closeted man commenting on my IG page if you come and say, Botox lip fillers, what? Have you ever seen lip fillers or Botox? Yeah. So guys, but that's like 10,000 dacus,

and some bits like over and over. I'm like, I guess lip slayer is to me, but it's like, you're psychotic. So, I do. Hey Mark, you're lip slayer. That people tell me that you get your lips down. I'm like, shut the fuck up. I have you.

I have you. I have you. I have you. I have you. I have you. I have you. I have you. I have you.

I have you. I have you. I have's just a weird thing and I go like, you guys both have some current things. Mark's lips are bigger than mine. Mark, you know what? Your lips come from your dad or your mom? My dad is my same lips. My grandpa's a silly, and I think that's kind of like Mediterranean's a silly, you know, like, and to have larger lips, because it's,

you know, whatever, look it. I'll let you look at that geographical fact of my grandpa. Both my kids have set a lips on too. Yeah, you got some, you have a very interesting, genetic thing going on. I don't know what the fuck is going on. I don't know what's happening with it.

But also something that you're like, guess what, I was made fun of growing up, you know, for having big lips, and then now I'm getting made fun of for a sick guy saying that I artificially enhancement. You got full, you got full, both of you, full mouth. I say steroids, not lip-filers idiots. Got schoolers, chains, man.

Wrong, and no one made fun of me for having big lips as a kid. I don't know if they're not gonna make fun of my son now for big lips. He's like, why? It's like back in the day, like my girl when she was in high school got made fun of for having a big ass. Yeah. What's up now, bitch? Yeah, what's up? Yeah, cool.

So when the guy says that to me, I go, sounds like you want to make out with me. Yes, and he does. Yeah, no, that's a gay man thing. Yeah. All right, Jim, what else? Um, she is lips on him, that's a gay man thing. Yeah. All right, Jim, what else? She has lips on him too. He does, I got some.

Holy shit. Everyone has lips in there. He gets his lips. You have one lip. Yeah, he gets his lips. You have one lip, yeah? You know that top one could use a little filler now, yeah? Yeah, do that top one.

You have the Lester Holt's top lip. Yeah. Just no lip. Ooh, this is Mark's. Yep, oh, let me dive into this bad boy. I just always really interested because, you know, some things from the decisions gonna come today or tomorrow, this verdict, so the new information

about her is that Amber Heard might have killed her best friend in a fatal car accident. Jesus Christ. And there's kind of these puzzle pieces that they put together where it's like her friend died in a car accident I think Amber heard his with her they never established she was driving she had her license suspended when it's arrested for this So they're the rest record for her Driving on a suspended license the guy that she hired was a

After was a DUI guy there's all these little pieces where it's like obviously Amber heard murdered her friend and a car accident By driving drunk at 16 whatever. Jesus Christ. And hey, you want to talk about things that might cause borderline personality? She killed Johnny Depp's career. No, actually this isn't fair. No, I mean, this bad people do bad shit. If anybody is sympathetic to Johnny Depp, it would be me and this room.

Yes. And that's why I've been watching this with a cathartic sort of like feeling. But. What do you think, you mark falls because what do you think actually happens? I have to me, there's just such a preponderance of evidence where it's like name one claim that Amber heard has made the entire trial that's true. Everything has not only like,

well you're hearing one thing on the tapes and then she's saying another and I'm like, this is not tracking. Camille Vasquez has demolished every single thing she said. She's been no credible witness that has come forward and said, you know, anything, there's no piece of evidence. Even Joseph's photo is about. Right. There's nothing.

Every category of evidence has been debunked. So if he doesn't know in this case, I just throw my hands up, because I go, I don't know what else you'd have to do. Every single one of you. Well, he has, he's already won this case. And she's, you're correct. In the public eye, he's whatever he wanted to do to her,

where he was like, you're begging for global humiliation. Yeah. And, you know, they knew, he knew he had this evidence. Yeah, that's why he did it. And that's for me, I always look at that. Like, you know, it cost him, this is gonna cost probably, I've heard two million dollars in legal fees,

it cost him just as much. Yeah, you know what I'm saying for a book. And, you know, but he was like, I'm going. And whenever I see a guy like that, who's like, I'm willing to go and actually lay all the evidence out there and tell my story, I respect that. Because you just have to hope Hollywood goes,

all right, you know what we thought. And you could see, right, but in their defense, they have to do, like because of the culture, the climate of the culture, the cultural climate, you have to do that. There's no choice. There's no way to let the trial. There is somebody to want him in there,

but my thing about Disney is, like, Disney doesn't believe in the due process. They don't believe in that. They don't believe in instance until proven guilty. And of course, they don't, because it's Hollywood and Hollywood doesn't all anyway, we know this. And, but they'll fire somebody immediately

for, you know, Gina Carano for basically nothing. And doing what somebody else did, but she just happens to be on the other side of the fucking political spectrum. Yeah. So they are the worst actors in many ways. But I just think it's incredible. They basically, their biggest payday,

which was Pirates of the Caribbean, without even giving the guy his day in court, without even giving his day, they're just like, no, and he'll never work for them. And I never would either, if I was to fuck them. Yeah, and, well, I mean, I'd love to get the people in that Board room and I'd like to say so you guys don't believe in due process. You actually don't believe in the Justices right you don't believe in the justice what incentive we know this you don't yeah, so you're just willing to go like that

But you know it's business and people are cowards and people but again, it's again. They're it's their bottom line You look how Disney's doing you you look at the theme parts, you look at their movies, you look at their stock, everything's down. Well, fuck them. And I think that for all the companies, there wasn't that model where it's like, you jumped to conclusions and then it publicly

became this much bigger story years later. Corporations should be the fuck out of these. Now you can have the foresight. There's no court case. But Johnny Depp, I think two nights ago or last night, surprised the crowd went on stage for some band and played the guitar. Standing ovation.

Standing ovation. People can fucking, you know, it's changing, I hope. But we all know that there are people who can say anything. And it's being used as a political weapon, or whatever, you can just make any action. And she took advantage of that. She wrote that way and thought, this will be a political weapon or whatever. You can just make any action. She took advantage of that. She wrote that way and thought,

this will be good to promote Aquaman. That's what I believe. It's, no, there's all the evidence points towards that. Correct. That's what I believe. In Aquaman at the state, you know, so it's the ultimate. And that's why I've been interested in this,

is the psychological element of somebody who's pathologically selfish. What do you want to call that? Path of autism, sociopath. You know, pathic whatever, it's somebody who's pathologically selfish. What do you want to call that? B.B. Narcissum, sociopath. Pathic, whatever, it's somebody who will put herself above every other person in her life and be willing to crush the most powerful individuals

they can. A lot of people have to be. Yeah, no matter what. She's doing no matter what it takes. And one of the reasons I love that Johnny Depp's doing this is you can tell Johnny Depp's authentic, made his mistakes, likes his drugs, but I don't give a shit about all that.

You shouldn't be canceled for that. But the other thing is with Amber Heard, when you're a sociopath and you're on camera for hours and hours hours. You can't find out. You can't hide it. You can't find out. You can't hide it.

It's gonna come out. And if Johnny Depp or somebody else, if you're an actual good person, you're like, here's the truth. That person who's a sociopath or a bad person, they can't hide it. You just can't, the tape's rolling. I'm very biased.

And even if I try not to be, I'm biased. In this case, obviously, for obvious reasons, I was very biased. But I really tried hard, I really fucking did. You know what I'm a softie with this shit. Like I actually don't like seeing that thing about Amber Heard when she was 16. I don't think we need it.

Well, I don't like seeing the destruction of anyone including a shithead. I really just found. It's from a fur that I think causes some of this stuff. Whatever it is, I don't actually revel in seeing someone's career and reputation and life destroyed. Even someone like that, I don't. But I tried to be as objective as I could man.

And I just keep, I cannot see. I just think she's lying through her fucking feet. Every moment, every moment she seems like she's lying. And every moment you watch Johnny Depp, you're like, here's the guy thinking about things and willing to own up to things. And I mean, how many hours did Amber Herd spend crying on the stand without a tear coming out?

With no tears. That was really weird. Did you find that weird? And there's also inappropriate moments to cry, like because, oh, somebody point of this out there. Like, so the narrative that she's trying to paint is contradictory. She's this strong, stoic survivor, but also like, she also has PTSD and crumbles at the mere thought of like, what happened because those, you can be one of those things, but you actually can't be both. That's a good point. That's a good point. You know, you're just a piece of shit.

She's getting what's coming to her. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? All right. Just two more from Mark. BTS. Yeah, I thought this would be fun because it's a fairer band. So BTS hit White House press briefing, talking about anti-Asian hate.

And the biggest man in the world is inside one of the most famous residences, all in the name of stopping anti-Asian hate. The K-Pop Supergroup addressed members of the media during Tuesday's White House press briefing Tuesday to put out a spotlight on the troubling rise of anti-Asian hate crimes and the importance of Asian inclusion and diversity. Those are the best guys for the gig. But the other thing is five transgendermen. But the other thing is, it's seven.

It's seven. Yeah. But the other thing is, did you see that recent thing? It was all over TMZ, all over World Star. It shows a black guy holding an Asian man. He's holding him, it's in New York. He's holding him, another guy's whooping his ass, being his ass.

Now, if you just see that you're like holy, this is awful, this is too black guy's, literally just fucking up this Asian guy for no reason. The guy filming goes, hold on, hold on. I start filming this because that Asian man sexually assaulted woman on the fucking train. And these two black guys go, hey motherfucker, we're not gonna stand for this.

So they're holding there and he's holding there going, you can see him smiling, go get the cops. The cops don't come for a long time. And then the Asian guy keeps talking shit to another black guy. So his friend goes, okay dude, and they fuck him up. But they edit it so you don't hear the camera guy talking, you see two black guys being the show

I'm an Asian guy that Asian guy was getting a bath well up for assaulting a woman on the train though, but they made it so Asian Hate Jimmy Burke the great Jimmy Burke. Yeah, he's on the train I think he's on his way to to play softball so he's got his knaff sack with his cleats and all this shit in his backpack And there's a woman reading she's just on the subway you see this shit all of them She's on the subway. And a guy as he gets out, reaches over and grabs her tit, just goes like that and then walks off.

And she goes, like that, she goes, Jesus Christ. And Jimmy just goes, I'll get him. I'll get him. Jimmy's a fucking problem. And he's Batman, yeah.

So what is he, he's got it, he's such a fucking, when you guys just train. The guy's like, so Jimmy just starts walking up to him Jimmy's walking and as they're as they're crossing the street Jimmy goes hey Dude, so I did on there huh? She got some tits on her huh?

Yeah, that was hot hot hot hot hot yeah, you can see him doing that Faces all weird guys. Oh Yeah, it was hot. And he grabs him by the far shoulder and he goes, hot, and he takes his nest act starts going like this, just starts going, and beating him open on the head, just beats him on the head and they go,

and get away. And so get, then he just beat him across the street. The guy goes running, Jimmy just kind of followed him. You're not out running him because he He's right. He's got cardio for days. Follow him right into his work right into his work. Oh, wow. Hey, this guy's a fucking asshole I saw him assault a woman on a train. He grabbed her tit. Get this fucking guy out of here. Got a fire. Oh, yeah, fuck. Yeah Fuck that guy. We'll sketch in With cleats. Let's just jump over to this right here. Oh, so there's gonna be a few deaths here. Also, I don't know if BTS is the best person for that gig too,

because wouldn't it be better if it was like the people that are beating the up the Asians to go out there, you know, to tell those people to stop beating up the Asians? Or do they get a lot of anti-Asian harassment as the biggest group in the world? That's the most famous, the most group. Right now. That's the biggest group I think ever. They're the most famous, the most group. Right now. The biggest group I think ever.

I'll tell you what's not gonna stop Asians. Harassment, violence or anything else. They've been dealing with prejudice and they fucking just, the Chinese, the Koreans, they would set up shop in the worst neighborhoods or whatever. They just keep moving forward. Their kids excel, they work their ass off. People try to rob them.

They keep you. You ain't stopping them, you're not stopping them. That work ethic, that culture, it's fuck, good luck. Toughest people on the planet. Good luck. We'll just get to another one from Mark. Wait, not that. This one's fun.

This one? Yeah, so there's gonna be an and one mixed tape documentary. It's something I used to watch. It's like hot sauce and escar. Yeah, hot. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, There's Escalade, Professor X, who was a white guy, but the handles that they had was nuts. It didn't really translate to the NBA, they're not that good, but some of their handling skills, and their thing was to embarrass the other guy. Another guy's fucking talented, they'll cross him up

and make him fall, and then the guy would turn around, bounce the ball off the back and shoot a three. Real life hell is in. It's like Globetrotters meets NBA streetwise. Yeah, the Sports Illustrator did the best street balls of all time. Jackie Ryan, who's Jimmy Burke's oldest friend and friend of mine. He was in there.

This is this white guy who was just sometimes done translate to them, but he though. Pete Vassie, who is a sports writer, said, he shoots better than 90% of the guys in the NBA. It's just that you got to be a team player. There's a lot of other factors. Nothing about he shoots better. Yeah, but when the light comes, the cameras are rolling

and you got carm alone guarding you. I was going to say it. And also, you shoot better until you have other NBA guys. To have the Greek freak who's seven foot and just as fast as you, putting his hands in the air, yet's different animal. Okay, different now. Can you tell me though, is he the best you ever all done? Compared to Steph who could shoot? who pulls up from half court,

and makes it nine out of 10? Who, more than that. Who did you tell me was, you said that the guy who's a defensive player is never gonna play, but he was just shooting without anybody guarding him, and he just never missed. Oh, Birdman, yeah, Chris Anderson. Now he's known for dunking,

he's like playing the dunk contest, You'd always swat the ball. Yeah. And I was like, he probably can't shoot. Didn't miss. Didn't miss from everyone. You know, I've seen video of somebody else doing that. It was always made fun of for missing. Shack.

Hitting every single time, every single fucking time. Like from whereway. It was just professionals. Yeah, the call professional. Well, she got you. Okay, so a couple of deaths here. Ray Leota. Yeah. At 67, which is really

young. Yeah, he was taking pictures like hanging out, he was on set and she's on like a film set. I saw him pray, I don't know, 15 years ago at Golds Jim, and I was a holy shit he looks old. Yeah, his hair was awesome. You know, I knew him really though, did a TV show with him for a couple of years. He's a tough David off. Oh, really? Yeah, and he was great. I think he probably had his, he him for a couple of years? Is that a dub, David off? Oh really? Yeah, and he was great. I think he probably had his, he had done a lot of smoking and a lot of booze and maybe a lot of drinking.

Yeah, he tried to quit smoking with Shanty. Shanty's. He was smoking with him. He was, yeah, that's called Longer. He was so funny. What do we, why would you want to quit smoking? Is that his wife?

Yeah, that's a great one. He was a great guy. Joe Karnahan, our boy. He did a bunch of movies with him and Joe said he was just Yeah, I love greatest. Yeah, it's about what else get you another death. Um, this is a One of my scene NFL player. Yeah Jeff Gladney who's only 25 years old in the TCU cornerback he was a stud He got accused of like domestic violence that it was in, but the Cardinals cut them or the Vikings cut them They got picked by the Cardinals, but he missed all last season, but super stud

They said he was gonna he's gonna be a big part of their season. Yeah, yeah stud So that's pretty sad. I think he was drinking and then died with somebody in the car He's a really good. I don't know if there's um updates on it But it just says he was speeding for sure and there was like another woman and a man in there and then they all died So he was speeding and then his car hit the back end of it in the car and there's car hit a pole. Yeah. And they're fine.

Yeah. Apparently he was a great dad though. Had a son and was just a beast of a dad. It's such a shame. Yeah. All right. Moving on past that. Oh, poor child.

I hate that shit so much. Paula Costa. So this is in Brazil. I guess he said that he was going to get a vaccination, but they're saying that he never got the vaccination done And he tried to grab the card, you know the proof card and then he apparently elbowed a girl a nurse And he's supposed to fight Luke Rockle. Yeah, was it 12 to 6 or was it a legal elbow? The card was filled out the workers said that at the time of that case

He did not accept to be vaccinated. He wanted to leave with the card and they did not accept it. At that moment, nurse was elbowed. He said he got the vaccine, but the nurses didn't let him go out without the card. Said it generated stress. He took the card and left at the moment and nurse grabbed him by the arm and he broke free.

Oh no. The coach just said he didn't hit him. Coach just said that he didn't hear. She said that he didn't hear. She's bad for stress. Who is that guy out there? He's a dangerous, don't cry. Keep going, Jim.

He's, he's, he's don't distract. No, that was her. Yeah, there are the pictures of the Brazilian nurse. I mean, I didn't mean to. No, I didn't see any. Also this is a douchebag guy. This is horrible. Yeah, so some guy.

The actual Mona Lisa, he throws a cake at it, right? He dressed up as an older lady to sneak, you know, in a wheelchair so he can get up close. And then he suddenly just threw a cake at it, right? He dressed up as an older lady to sneak in a wheelchair so he can get up close and then he suddenly just threw a cake on the actually the freaking derriere Mona Lisa. But luckily it's protected with like really good, you know, hardcore glass.

Of course, because they expect bulletproof glass. And he was, he was, he was protesting climate. Something would do with climate. Big sense, yeah. I did. These climate people. They just, they're not going about the right way. I'm so. I did. These climate people. The latest point. They're not going about the right way.

I know. I'm going to cool the planet by doing that. Well, I think the temperatures did drop by like two degrees after he did those. Oh, that's true. You raised awareness. Yeah. This is in China.

So apparently in this zoo, don't even start people on the internet. People are getting upset for people And you play the line on Broadway dude, and was it a buzz that that is that's the patty Pimble of Lions But they're saying the zoo people are saying that this is actually is all natural like huge like he would just call on his name and on that. He's claiming on that. That's Patty Kimber, it's a lie. Yeah, but it's not even a bullet though. It's more of like the, uh, a bolt cut.

He had some more of the dumb and dumb or bolt cut. Anything. Oh no. Oh, that guy. God, that gorgeous animal. He's a fake natty. That female, so beautiful. Malex dumb.

Yeah, take it easy, Ella. This is Elon Musk actually saying something about the Johnny Depp. I've ever heard stuff. Definitely got less fridgar. Yeah, I've never heard. Amber's legal bills. It's definitely not my kid for sure. So, let's get rid of Johnny Depp's Amber heard.

And this is Lex Friedman who's Elon Musk's boy. He actually works for him. Uh, famous one hell of a drug. Psychiatry and lawyers come into Shaggy Varian levels of skill. Line to millions of people with something humans are capable of, love can be messy, mega pine of wine. Now line to millions of people is something humans are capable, it's interesting.

Yeah, I don't agree with that. But, well, this is how Elon responded. Yeah. God, what a... I hope they both will run after best there, each incredible. Yeah, I agree with him. What happens with, you're good at this,

what happens? What is your at this. What happens? What is your prediction for Amber Heard? I think her path is gonna be very tough. I don't think she works again. Really? I think she does, but at low level, I think Johnny Depp is gonna be bigger than ever. She's a horrible human too.

Like find one good, good, good, good, good. I'll tell you what she should do. I'll tell you what she should do. I'll tell you what she should do. Before you say, you know on Octamand 2, the direct came out was like, hold on. We didn't cut out the movie because it's Johnny Depp's stuff.pp's stuff cut out a movie because she had no chemistry with Jason Momoa Oh really the sociopath has a problem connecting

Like it's like yeah, no shit, dude Yeah, I think what she's gonna She's a painter she she I guarantee she should paint. She'll sell those paintings. Everybody wants an amber her Oh, I would I mean for Christmas one year she gave every person she knows like a giant portrait of herself naked like like a hundred different people I mean after making your assistant go around and shop she'll sell her paintings for a lot of money like scrap that give everyone a day she's no dummy. She's no dummy man she'll find her way she'll find her way and somebody'll find her way. And somebody very wealthy, who is a pain of her.

Yeah, and I'm sure, like I wonder if like maybe the guy who's good. But the harassment she's gonna deal with, and is right now. Forever. Jesus Christ. And also, yes for girl. Yeah.

You want to try and ruin Johnny Debb? Yeah. That's your thing? Okay. And you want to lie about it? Be a sociopath, okay? Yeah. It takes good people, always succeed, man They're good people in this world always succeed

Keep counting Johnny Depp's innocent of you know You know these are not gonna be dating, but I don't think he beats the look Look you can say whatever you want when you call somebody a rapist when you call somebody a Fuckin sexual assault or when you say that they beat women, all those things. That is a very different thing than saying the person's a fucking idiot or the person's like made mistakes. Exactly. Well, you're misread or misread a cue and made a clumsy pass or whatever it is.

When you call people those words and you just get away, you can just say it and you never pay a price. You can just throw that out there and just destroy somebody's fucking life. Then fucking, if that's society you wanna live in. All right, that's why I love watching a shit head. That's why it's changing the perspective on this shit. Fuck you. Yes.

I don't think you can't just listen to everyone. You can't just listen to every man. Some are complete bullshit. Of course they are. There are a lot of shitty men. 100% I think the Me Too movement. Bad men. Me Too complete bullshit. Of course they are. There are a lot of shitty men. 100%. I think the Me Too movement.

Bad men. I think Me Too meant when it started was a great thing. Me too. Harvey Weinstein, so terrible people. There are some asshole guys out there that need to get their asses kicked. I'm 100% in agreement. I've never said otherwise. As far as the Me Too movement, I think it was a fucking, I'm so glad my daughter's coming

up in that. I'm so fucking glad. Because you never had any recourse. I've been in this fucking business for a long time. I knew exactly what it was like. But then I spilled over to, oh, let's go for it. In revenue, they said. They've got to spin way the fuck over

and then we come back. But this is the pendulum back I think. I hate shit. There are plenty of fucking, most, a lot of men are the bad news. Also, she's a very good, huh? Yeah, she's also cooking. She's also cooking. Like, no, no, I'm not saying this also a cook pro. Yeah, I don't know.

No, I'm not saying this from just the trial. Like I watch credible videos and guys, like we're like, I have like inside sources where I like, I know these various people want to go, it's a documented thing that on multiple sets over the course of years, she has a cocaine problem. Not shocking. No, several producers have said that.

Yeah, again, I don't give a fuck. You're right, yeah. So all the cocaine you want, but don't be a bad person. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Johnny Depp has a coke problem I know has a drug problem and it was from he spent 30 years high and drunk Yeah, but you know what you so undeniably talented that Do I do? Everyone who knows him from every woman that's ever been with him every woman that's ever been with him had nothing but great things to say We're not a writer except for her Except for her. There's one com. Everyone.

But not the party. Mary to wherever. All the. All the came off. All of them. Like they were like they all they all stepped up. They all they hardly was into having a stepping up for him. New sir. This fucking dude had every single woman in his life go. No. It's like Bill Cosmine. No, nobody stepped up for Bill Cosby. A.A. came forward with Bill Cosby. A.A. No, I believe those women patterns. And also apparently Amber heard a classmate came out and was like, this what she said about Johnny Depp, every ex boyfriend she's ever had, she did the same thing.

Like it was like, oh my, he said, oh, he's, oh, every guy you should just finally met him at. She met her match. Yeah, she met her match. And it's Jack Spill., he said, oh, he's, oh, every guy you should just finally met him. She met her match. Yeah. She met her match. And it's Jack Spill. It's Jack Spill, dude. All right. Is that it, Chip?

That's it. She didn't was quite this episode. Well, son, you know what those are. I'll tell you what, if you're Johnny Depp fan, come to my show, man. I am Johnny Depp fan. L.A. Shobben Friends, some monsters would have a mega special guest. We had Jim Gaffkin last week. Woo! That's next Wednesday June 8th

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