The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 803

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

The guys talk juicing, their love for small oysters, ice skaters, kids cussing, gear advice from Mark to Bryan, More Plates More Dates, the jacked White House chef, Putin rumors, Jada Pinkett Smith addressing the Oscar's slap, the final verdict in the Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard trial and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's the fighter and the kid Hide the run it back Cause we back at it again Yeah, we gon' keep it moving like it's never gonna end When it was brining, when it was bright And when it was just talkin' to friends We got the kid gallin' on the left With the fighter on the right

Hey, how'd they do it right? Cause we comin' at your life Back with the team I'd be keepin' OG My CTV I'm outta do it Yes we did Cause we back at it again

It's the fighter and the kid It's the did, cause we back at it again It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids Back at it again, it's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids Back at it again, it's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids It's the fight on the kids

This is really the fight and the kid we're out. Come on baby. Yeah, you're drinking your whiskey. I'm drinking a magic mind. That's the difference between us. Yeah, now this is not a sponsor. Ben K. Sanders is wondering, but I'm rolling a magic mind right now because I'm sponsor on cats after dark. Oh yeah, you're welcome.

Oh, that's right in the fridge. Oh damn, I know. I'm still on them. I'm obsessed with these guys. Daddy's been around. I ride well. This is kind of the only... This is a Neutropic, I guess.

It's... Is a Neutropic? Yeah. It's fucking... It's a Neutropic. This is... The guy who created it. Yeah, the guy who created it.

Fucking hell. Yeah, might get a shit in my pants. No, it's an odd eat. I don't know. But the guy who created it had a heart thing. He's made all the money in the world. There's the only reason I know about it. He wrote a book called Beyond Coffee.

I'm like, whatever, I read this thing. The fucking dudes, just try it. You know, you got sigmatic and mushrooms are very powerful. There's a blend of mushrooms, green tea, and a bunch of other shit that is so special. But I'm telling you, dude, I'm fucking, I'm the guy who's like, no, look, it's got, it's got matcha, lion's mane, all these fucking different mushrooms.

You know what, Daddy? Two grams of sugar though. Oh no! But there's been a lot of research into it, like nine years of research, and I'll go with anybody who's tasty. Yeah, it's nice, right? I'll go with anybody who's not looking to make money on it, who does it as a philosophy. Yeah, sure. It tastes like you put honey all over a lot more and just lick the

lot. Oh, I'm having joy. I do. I do too. I can taste that fresh cut. Fucking green antioxidant. He's got this special. You know what? You know, I'm obsessed with having had him forever. So I'm not that obsessed with. So I'm just being dramatic. Yeah. But I love wheat grass shots. See, that me too. I used to drink that shit all the time. Me too. Yeah. See, that me too, I used to drink that shit all the time. Me too, yeah. I remember the kale shakes I used to make in spinach. Yes.

That shit makes you feel good. That's how I feel about this. It's just like, if it works, it works. Like I was very careful. I was like, I've tried a lot of different shit. I just, dude, I used to subscribe to this juice thing. I think it was like moon juice, whatever in the virus, when I lived down there.

Oh yeah. And they would drop fresh juice off every morning. It makes. There's a problem, though, dude. You can't only drink so much juice. Because you can. And when they drop four off a day, eventually your refrigerator is just full of green juice. Yeah.

You can only drink so many. And they go, when they go bad, when that wheatgrass and kale goes sour. It's awful. You go sour, daddy. Yeah. I don't know if you should do that much. I was doing that for a long time.

I don't know if anything like that, you do that much. I think meat and fruit, I can do that shit all day. Like a different fish, meat, fruit. I feel fresh. I just do red meat. Yeah. Henry Rollins just drinks carrot juice. That's it.

Yeah, that's weird. I love carrot juice. That's fine. A lot of sugar in it. I'm gonna need to love I'm gonna need protein. I'm gonna need a full complete. Did I like a nice carrot myself? I'm an oyster guy I told you I'm a shellfish guy ever since I read about what shellfish does Dom Dagostino, I think he's this scientist at college Florida College of Medicine You've talking about how you how much what you get from one fucking oyster. It's a it's a story I like small oysters me too. I only like small oysters.

Me too. I like them small. The creamy small ones, I don't want big, the big ones. It feels like someone spit a lube. No, I will not eat those. It's disgusting. I ate the Kumamoto, I ate anything from the West Coast.

Me too. Small, tight. The Kumamoto, the small, and then just tasty. And I dip it in the vinegar. Oh dude, I put vinegar, lemon, I gotta push hot sauce, I gotta push it more.

Yes. Otherwise, No, those big boys, got to put sugar, other wise, bro, those big boys, we got a chew on. No, no thank you. It's like just some, the east coast, dude, those big things, it just feels like someone just, first of all,

Boston alone, yeah, Kikki, yeah, when you got like Chesapeake Bay and they're like, we got these out of Maryland, out of the harbor, you can go fuck yourself. I know those boats Shit comes out and then they take the knife and they're like cutting it. Oh, it's like a big

Who-boofish slab of like snott? They go with your shots and people are like oh Like that with the juice fuck off now my my oysters have to be tight Clean small small, you know, we you know, we like discipline like twinks We got a little twink oysters. I want I want a big beer. I want a pearly little back on them. Yeah A little round. I want to see his tummy. No, look I like my oysters like I like my man small and bottoms You feel me the bottom feeders small smooth small smooth and fluffy. Yeah small no here smooth and meat Yeah, yeah, no, smooth, and plumpy. Small, no here. Smooth and meaty.

Yeah. No, I don't like meaty. You like a little gymnast. You like a little gymnast guy. Sure. Little, little strong, clean, dirty compact. You like a fucking, you like that skater. Who is that skater we had a crush on for a long time?

We had a tailpiece. A skater. Olympic skater. You and I, all the dude, okay. Yeah, ice skater. Oh, ice skater. Oh, uh, with the hair all done up, oh, it's, it was a puppet, puppet, Pippin, some, we had a nice ass on the planet. Yeah, who's the, that's, that's, that's, no, that's him up there in the green, far left, second row. Yeah, damn right, it it is dude. You can pick him out.

You picked him out in a hot. Yeah, dude. That's my boy. Bro, you picked him out. I don't rip him. I told him to pick him. That was a small picture. I know my man, bro.

I know my man. You saw his outline. I know my man. He was like, that was like a Jordan sneaker outline. You were like, that's my boyfriend. I can spot that as from a mile away. That's hilarious. You refuse to meet with's my boyfriend. I can spot that after a mile away. That's hilarious. You refuse to meet with Mike Pence.

Look at that ass, though. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Skater you have really wanted to a Olympics at the most I guess for sure. You don't have a whole lot else He's a small guy. I see a short looks like he's a tiny tiny fin. Oh, man. Oh, that's his man He's dating a big old man Don't like the suit dude. You speaking of ice skaters. I'm going to Portland. You know who's from Portland? Can you guess? The trail Wait who's from Portland? I see me in hand. Oh, like famous ice game. Oh Greg Lamont. No, no, no, no, no, because I'm not like we joke about guys Don't care about men ice skating, right? Right. We don't care. Yeah. Yeah, so it's like women Gymnastics Apollo. Oh, no, that's another guy. Okay. He's on my lady. Yes, because I don't care about male

Skating because we just went over that right? right? Because we joke about it, but honestly. Okay, so wait, it's a skater. Ice skater. Okay, and he's a woman. He's a woman. He's a woman. He's a woman. He keeps saying skater,

and I'm thinking of Nigel Houston, right? Like a skate board. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say ice skating. I'm gonna rip your invisaligns out, right? And I need some. You do need some. Ice skater. Ice skater, female, woman, very famous.

Tara Lipski. Nope. Michelle. Oh no. Nope. Come on, dude. I'd say the most famous one. Would also-

Some would say the most famous. Hey, would also whoop your ass. Beat me up. Had her own motion picture. Well, ice skater. Little white trashy. Some might say not me. Oh, whoop your ass. Beat me up. Had her own motion picture. Well, ice skater. Little white trash, she's so much better than me. And I knew her, and I knew her. I'm not Nancy Caraghan, but.

The one who beat her ass. Yes, but, and I had a couple of conversations with her. Tony Harding. Tony Harding, I had a couple of conversations with her. Liz and Oregon, Hanser Own Food. She's from Portland. In a cabin, yep. And yeah, she's a tough one.

She's a tough one. Tough lady, we used to do world's dumbest together. So I would see her there and we'd talk and stuff. And how was she in person? She grew up a rough life. Yeah, her mom was fine. She was defeated as a person. She was four, she was like a savant ice skating.

She was expensive, so the teacher funded it all. I got her. She was a defeated person at that funded it all. I was like, I got her. She was a defeated person at that point. I think it was very hard for her. Have you seen the movie? I was iced. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Ia Hardin. I gotta tell you, she kinda pulled it off. She almost pulled it off. Who did?

Margot Robbie. She did great. Margot Robbie can't miss, she did great. But does she look like Tonya Hardin? Right there, she looks crazy. But how long were we 10? Where are we 10? No, do me a favor, go down the one with her

and decide if I side at the red carpet. I just wanna do it. Okay. Okay. Yeah, well. Mad will have a lizard play Tonya Hardin. You know what I'm saying? With makeup. Well, yeah, we'll have a lizard play Tonya hardy. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, with makeup. Well, yeah, yeah, my 10 years older and well, Marco Robby's the most beautiful man in the world

I told you so in person now it and also she's insanely talented. That's the other prop. She's stupid Oh, yeah, those look exactly the same. That's cool. It's tough. That was Hollywood. It's tough You know, Alex is getting same way to go Hollywood. Yeah, but she still pulled it off, right? I mean, I guess. Now, now, Tony Harding did a boxing match with somebody and he need the fucking shit out of that gallon. I could have told you how that was gonna go. She grew up rough, dude.

Like, poor. That's right. So if you're gonna fight, I'll let you get by men, her dad, her dad left her, but all her boyfriends that she had. Now, have you ever seen the 30 on Tonya Hard on ESPN? It will break your heart, dude. I believe it.

She wrote so rough. I believe it, man. And then I'm not making fun of her, but also she wasn't the prettiest girl. And in figure skating, that's why Nancy Kerrigan, these other girls, they got all the promotion, Tonya Hard and Tonya Hard, did the first, what it was, three six or something shit like that. And she's like. You're in tension. You're in tension. You're in tension.

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at all of that stuff. Oh, 100%. Same thing, it's like American Idol too, man. You look, and the most talented person usually doesn't win Choose either the all-American like country boy or country girl wins and like hold up I know this person's whatever 400 pounds. That's the better singer. Yes, make her like yeah And also American I was like yeah, but we can make money off this one. Yeah, like okay. What's not a it's not a competition then right? No, and that's exactly what it is and it must be fucking hard

I'll tell you right now if I had a little girl and I want a little girl so bad and she can It's not a competition then, right? No. And that's exactly what it is. And it must be fucking hard. I'll tell you right now, if I had a little girl, and I wanted a little girl so bad, and she came out with just a fucking beak, you'd have to do something. When she's 18, we can fake this. We can fix this. You leave it up to them.

You know, yeah. But if she was like, this beak is causing so many issues, I'd be like, well, stick a little bit off the top. You know what? Let's ask the doctor if you need a two for one. Daddy needs a two. Let's go two for one, because I can't breathe and I'd like a little off the top.

A little off the top. See if that be able to do that. You're back to your original note. Two for one. Your original notes. Yeah, even smaller though, you know? Yeah. Well, there's certain things that

you need Rayleigh on this note. So girls have and don't have, and I think beauty is a hard thing man It's a that's the one thing I kind of appreciate about the woke movement of with like fat accept Take easy now. Take it easy now. Hey, hey, hey, hold on. No, I'm not a friend of the woke movement in a lot of ways because I think it's a lie but

But I do think that like when you put pressure, when it's acceptable to make fun of somebody for being not as pretty, conventionally pretty, it fucks their life up. Agreed, yeah. They should not be made fun of. Now should they have contracts at Victoria's Secret? Here's what I think about that. Here's what I think.

If the marketplace will buy your product because you are advertising to a certain segment of the population that is overweight. And if that's a good business decision, you guys go ahead. If SI thinks that's a good idea, go ahead. How many magazines are you selling? I just want to know. I bet not many. I bet you they sold more when they had the dime, like fucking tyra banks on their own primer. Or as you know, we're talking about it,

and we've been talking about it for a while, and it created it. That means sells magazines, but also you look at an Abercrombie who got destroyed, but when they started, they didn't offer bigger sizes. No, and they were the number one company in America. And then now they're more woke, which they should be, because what they were doing

is horrible, kind of funny, also horrible, and now that they're more woke, you know, they're not nowhere near what their sales used to be. I agree. I agree, because let's be honest, they're selling a dream that's not possible. Well, the debate, and I think it's not even a debate, is there is a standard of beauty that seems to transcend culture and time in a lot of ways. Like, you know when you see an impossibly beautiful woman, okay?

Like, Jim, I'll connolly when she was young. Who are you talking about? The woman you saw in person, Margot Robbie or any. But there are some women like that who will knock your fucking dick into the dirt. You see them and you just go, what the fuck is going on? I think it was the girl who was in Pearl Harbor. Who'd you see in person? She's from... Oh, Kate Beckinsale.

When you see someone like that. I thought it was an angel. I know that. I was at an Oscar party. I thought it was an angel, strung through the party. I was like, you're not even drunk? Cindy Crawford when she was younger.

Okay. Sorry, in New York. You can forget it. I don't give a fuck where you're from. Everyone recognizes, they go, I don't care where you're at, you go holy fuck. There was this Ethiopian woman when I was in Saudi Arabia. I was a young, I was the first time I realized

what true beauty was this Ethiopian woman in Saudi Arabia. She comes in and she was friends with a woman who was working there. And she was, even as a young girl, I looked at my mother and I go, Mommy, what's going on here? Like I couldn't, my mother said I was fucking 11 or 12. My mother said you didn't take your eyes off her.

Mommy, no one could. Yeah, she's gorgeous. I call my mom, I still call her. I'm still calling my mom, I know, it drives me nuts. I call my mom, I don't, I say big mic to my dad because I can't call him daddy, it's just way too embarrassing. Yeah, daddy's, it's sad.

But I never call my mom or dad, I call them call him daddy. It's just way too embarrassing. Yeah, daddy's sensual. But I never called my mom or dad. I called him mommy and daddy. So all my girlfriends would laugh so hard. I mean, college going mommy. Can you tell me? No, I laugh too, because when I would come to your sister's house when she have those barbecues, she'd be like, Brian, did you talk to mommy? Or daddy? Yeah. No, she'd go, mommy said, I'm like, hey, you're 50.

Yeah. Could say in that, man. No, mommy said that we should get the casserole. I'm like, hey, you're 50. Quit saying that man. No, but Mommy said that we should get the casserole and like, whoa, that guy's so embarrassed. That's kind of cute. And this is what I would do in public. I'm like, my, my, my, so mortifying. But it's more embarrassing to call it moms. I've never called her moms, right?

I don't know how to do it. So now I call her, I call them big Mike. When my, my, my kids are young, so we call me daddy. It's cute, or they call me Papa, which is super cute. When they say daddy, you know, they're young, so it's good. When they get about 10 or 12, they quit the daddy. My kid's called me daddy, that's it, daddy. My daughter calls me father when she's being cheeky.

Father and public, father, father. I think I got it. But, you know, I grew up with, I don't know how you do it, I grew up with, I don't know how you do it. I grew up with, you know, my, my mom's sites from England. So I basically, they're like the fucking Osborne's. They cussed nonstop.

I grew up around, so- Working class English. Working class English. Working class English. Cussing is just what we did. Yeah, everyone had a nickname, like joking clown each other all the time. I was gonna get that you're actually English.

Your mother is actually English. Yeah, her sisters have accents, dude. Yeah. So, I grew up with that culture, like cussing not so, cussing really didn't have power. You know what I'm saying? Like it was like a forbidden thing. So, I didn't really cuss.

Like sometimes I would around my friends but I knew not to do around my teachers. So, even with my kids, same philosophy. I mean, we're not cussing up a storm like I grew up with, but you know, Tiger knows not to do around his teachers teacher, so do it around his friends. Maybe I assume, but like we on Sunday, we're driving to the car show, we go every Sunday. And on the bronco, the the chair, because it's a two-seater, so I get to pull the chair back so I can jump out. And we get there, I'm trying to pull the chair back, and I can't get it, so then I go over to grab

boss, my tea just come out this side And he's like no, I got it and he's getting it and he must have heard me say it like whatever two Sundays ago It's crazy how they remember shit and he's doing it. What work he goes this piece of shit. I'm like Oh Whoa, Bubba piece of shit. This is a wrong code dude. So many egos. it's a four dad. I'm like, you heard me say that. Four's are cool, man. You're getting all this for me. My son is my sister, my son is just fucking seven.

And she would just kept bugging me. And he goes, shut the fuck up. It's hilarious when it comes. I was like, especially with their timing, it's hilarious to be like us. I know. Piece of shit. I'm like, whoa, dude.

And he said exactly how I did. I'm like, whoa, dude. And he said exactly how I did. I'm like, whoa, dude. I was, I go, it's not peace of shit, it's a four. Hey, dude. Well, be cool, man. Because, oh, you have no, he doesn't know, you know, he doesn't know, he doesn't know, he doesn't know, he knows cars, but like, to him, like cars are cars.

He doesn't know money. And so, Lambo, Ford, it's all the same to him. Lambo getting Ford for our, but he's like, it's a four-daddemy. getting Ford for all right, but he's like it's a Ford Dynamic dude. I said that the other day cuz someone said how's this drive? I go it's a Ford, you know Yeah, so he's just picking up all my stuff. He don't know the content. It's so funny. It's so great It's so cute when they do it so fucking piece of shit hold your boy's five now six. Yeah Bosses two it's such a good age

Yeah, man here you, your mom comes from that English working class that that that's almost like the Tyson Fury. It's like that's a rough area of was she from Manchester? Where is she from the North? No, no, it'd be the South. So strad so it's like an hour South from London. Okay. Like what yeah, working class small. Well, those working class towns, you know, can go up to, you know, the north of England. Tough people. I mean, they smoked like chimneys. The shit dude, my grandpa had lung cancer from smoke

and they said, if you keep smoking, it's gonna cut, this cancer, you're in the diet even fast. And he was like, yeah, whatever. Bro, he had an oxygen tank, would take it off the smoke. And then they told my girl, yes, stop smoking, two gets sick and I smoke chimney in there. I could just chimney, chimney. Yeah, yeah, they loved it, man.

It's just what they did. Yeah. I mean, watch like the royals. It's like everyone's back, everybody's smoked. That's what the fuck they did. They didn't realize, you know, well, they did, but it's like, they did, but they didn't. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like they didn't realize how I was a bit. I wish, I mean mean the smoking and the whiskey that the hard alcohol it's not like Mediterranean wine. It's like I'm gonna fucking Winston Churchill who lived till he was 91 always had a cigar in his mouth and historian said he probably always had some alcohol in his system always. Beast. I've been around those brits where they'll they'll like they'll be like slow gin. It's 8 a.m. Just we're going hot and we got to do a shot of slow gin and then it just keeps, you know, I don't have that.

I don't have that chemistry. I can't do it. You can do it. You can do it and you'd be fine. If I drink, I'm drinking right now. I could have went to get the studio drink. Yeah, well no, you're an alcoholic. That's okay.

But you're a functioning alcoholic. I don't want you to drink. I'm a high function alcoholic. Yeah, did work out though before you drank. I did work out and my back is super toasty because me mark and have a lot of time So I got just set the timer for 10 minutes and we'll just do 60 sets of 315 like 60 reps. Yeah, so I go six He goes six. So we gotta do 16 no deadlift 315 Which is up like that's like, you know. And you didn't really attend to warm up.

We don't warm up at all. First time was 315. Yeah, I mean, it gets your heart rate up and yes, you're like, by the end of it, you're gonna really be feeling it. It's good when you're short on it. But 315 is nothing for you guys, man. It's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, this is a tense set, you're like, oh, my body's gonna be like, what's your halfway like? 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, set, you're like, oh, my body's wet. What's your halfway? Like, dude. Because you really get like, you get like, 35 seconds rest. If you're going on the minute, we're going off. I would say, as you're working, you get about 30 seconds of rest.

Yeah. So think about it. 10 sets of six with 30 seconds rest. That's very hard. It's, it's, it's, it's, you, you, you're sweating. Are you, is that it for you today? That's all you'll do. I worked out that six I did chest this morning

with a client of mine. Think you're better than me, Mark? No, take it easy, dude. I gotta make a fucking cool dude. I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it. Take it easy, take it easy, it's all right, dude. It's all right, and you're fucking. Believe me, I wasn't happy about it waking up.

You're fucking better than me. Like, would you get up at five? I think he's a trainer, he's a trainer. Yes. So, no, I mean, I'd like. You couldn't be happier with your tits right now. And you put me at the restaurant. I'm like, yes, what it, I'd like, you couldn't be happy with your tits right now. And you put me in the house. I'm like, yes, what it does do is like,

if I keep doing that, I hate it what I'm doing is like, oh my God, I want to sleep in two more hours. But then like, at the end of the week, I'm so busy and I'd be, like, you must forget that you did it. You know what I mean? And yeah, oh, right, I'm still in shape even though I felt stressed out.

I get up early, over eight and, yeah. Keat everything to you. Keat everything to you. Yeah, Mark, look at my, now I'm a code hanger. Yeah, get out of the burles. Over eight and, you know. Key to everything. Yes. Key to everything. Mark, look at my, now I'm a coat hanger. Yeah. I'm not a natural mesomorph the way you guys are. A couple of mesomorphs in this.

I'm an ectomorph. A couple of mesomorphs. Okay. Just naturally. I'm not an endomorph. No. I'll use all you, like an ant. You're built like an ant.

I'm built like, well I got my legs, I got the legs of a frog. I got a bit of a booty. I mean, we're doing all right there. No, you're built like the WB frog. Okay. That's probably true. Bring that up, Jen.

Just don't have the natural, hard for me to put on muscle. Yeah, Mark, you got a year. You got a year. You can do whatever you want to me. You can, I'll take whatever you put on my name. It's brought in. It's brought in right there. But is the, is the objective aesthetics?

Do you just want to look at this? Yeah, that's all we want. it? That's all we want. Okay, that's all we want. I'm not, you want me to take it from here Mark? Stereoid. No, I know that. No, we know that. No, we know that.

No, we know we have to do that. There's not a train on this earth who's gonna put a mouse in that. I work out every day, but then nothing's gonna go. You look exactly the same. Right. Depending on what side effects you'd want to avoid, why don't I die and I don't know.

No, you can take so many stirrads before you take it. It's insane. Yeah, like people have this notion of like, well, I'd like to not have it impact my longevity ultimately. Well, there's still a lot you can take. I like this face, you little bloated, just for my own sake.

I just thought of water retention. Well, we can do that. Yeah, we can blow you up a little bit. And that's one of the side effects. It's like really stirrads all about like, what side effects do you want to avoid? You know, I'm going to think even more hair, right?

Okay, if you want to say fuck, that's like one ride, you go, do you want to fuck the hair or not? You know what I mean? Because things like taking, for example, a Nandrolohn only cycle is one of the most hair-safe things you can do the conventional wisdom is, you don't take Nandrolohn without testosterone because you needed to convert to, you know,

there's this science and theory behind it, but turns out there are certain more safe, like hair-save steroids than even testosterone. You can take testosterone and take finasteride with it, which blocks the de-conversion. Which I would. You can, so there's many things you can take to mitigate your lost blood.

Or just a fuck all that noise and get away. And it's gonna knock. It makes me angry when he talks about that. No, but if you're going steroids, you don't have to worry about the hair. I'm never wearing a fucking wig. Yeah, you're in my mouth. Just as far as training,

the hacks that I would recommend to guys, to most guys, if you build up your shoulders to an insane degree and like kind of your upper back and upper chest, those are the things I've been like. When you look at the silhouette, yeah, you go, you wanna have wide lats, broad shoulders and big upper chest.

So I do like high incline stuff for like that machine that's like really like gets you a higher like because most guys do in a regular incline, you're still not quite hitting this like real upper fiber that connects to your shoulder. Then do like lateral raises all the time. So you're building up this part because that's what makes you, even two inches this way, think about how dramatic that would look. It's pretty dramatic. You know, and you could put two inches on my shoulder.

Yeah, absolutely. And then, like, as you, as you, as you, absolutely. If you think about this, if you put it in your... I'm not fucking talking to you. I'm more of a relus. Take a little bit of fat off your stomach and add it a little bit to your, it's like, for every inch wider you get,

and it's probably getting really nice. Yeah, I want to look, every inch wider you get, and I don't care about that V, I want to look thicker, I want to just look strong. Okay, so if you wanted to look thick, then it's gold. It's a gold gym stack here. Deca, winch, oh yeah. You could take like the upper limit of what you could do as far as Deca and still be safe because it's like, look, we've talked about like trend and stuff like that. It's just that I took a bunch of trend not too long ago and the real effect is like you can't work out as hard

You're almost getting like sick because of the cardiovascular effects You know I was taking a hundred milligrams of trend a day I just I talked about this in my podcast as like an experiment and Like you get bigger and stronger really quickly, but you're like in the gym, I feel like she's like, if we did those deadlifts today, like I would have been like, oh my God, you almost get ill. It's not fun. So I don't want any of that shit.

Right, because it increases your blood pressure. I got a year. Give me the fucking cocktail. Give me the dye. Here's what we can do for you. What? Nothing. No, come on.

Test, honestly, the most old school cycle you can do is almost test Deca Debal. Brands are famous for putting in. What's Debal? Diana Ball, which is a, it's an oral derivative of Jin's rice grown. You know, 17. What about Jin is writing this down?

Is that a success? What's Ann's writing this? Ann's is a stack of, he had dihydrotestoster and derivative. That's great. It's for like, it's a very mild side effect. It a little less hair safe, but it's a cosmetic effect like think Zach Efron and Baywatch people look at him and go like he's on anivar if you're really lean it makes it look harder and kind of like not

Brad Pitt and fight club. That's like the anivar wind straw look it is if you were to get something like that Yeah, that was sponsored by anivar he's 147 pounds in there Haha come on. Yeah, he talked about it. He's there. There is steroids like. I'm recording a winstrel in the A-Loneston anniversary. You know what? Look at how thin he is there.

Yeah, because everyone, like I was reading this thing on BodyMill.com was a huge fan of BodyMill.com back in the day. And they're like, everyone goes, I don't want to look like Brad Pitt from Fight Club. And then Brad Pitt came on, and he's like, do I was like starving myself? I was 147 something pounds. That's how I look.

Yeah, the real thing I see is just, he's extremely lean in his way. I'm gonna see him looking fucking Troy. And he has very broad shoulders. Look at him Troy. You know, and Troy, he looks like he gained at least 15 pounds of my soul. Now that's not natty.

No, no, no, no. You would assume not because that's his baseline. You gotta realize like Brad Pitt is not a naturally big guy. Look, when you see him, when you see him in the show. Tell me in the wee is he is so skinny. Right, and a lot of actors are like that. His face almost looks like he'd have a bigger body

and then he's really thin. For a guy who's very naturally thinned up to look like he does enjoy. I do, his body won't quit. And once a lot of time in Hollywood, there's body for days. Yeah, so you see how like again, that's really leading.

That's really leading. That's the morpheck. Yeah, that's, I'm into it man. That's my body, I'm an actor morpheck. That's no, no, no, no, no. But if you just wanted to put a muscle, there's some, you don't look like him. High dose.

When I was younger, I had that body. And Diana Ball is actually the, I was killing the arms. The American response to Terinna Ball, which was the USSR steroid, the only steroid that was made without a pharmaceutical purpose, because everything else is like Anivars for muscle wasting or whatever if you have AIDS. They're like Turinibal is like the only thing

that was produced in mass by a sort of like government or like the medical industry in that country, but it was just for performance enhancement. So all these like the East Germans and the Russians, Turinibol. Hey Mark. Danibol's art. You're doing steroids, huh?

Well, they make, they make. I've been, you know what I just said, I've been, I've steroid geeks since like the late 90s. Maybe let's take a little break from, where's some chatty cathes today, dude? Now, wait, can I see a question? I'm busy and I like to eat my meat, but I sometimes just cooking vegetables,

doing vegetables and like getting my phyto-neutrances and you gotta do it. You gotta do it. I'm multi-vitamin. I don't wanna do that. Is there anything you can do? I'll tell you where I'm not doing it in Portland next week. Oh, you're not doing it in Portland?

I mean, don't it's at Voodoo's because I'm on tour in Portland, Oregon next week. That's next Thursday Friday Saturday. That makes that. Portland, Helio, come get something up to that. But when that's next Thursday Friday Saturday in Portland, Oregon. Is this Friday Saturday Portland Helium Portland's gonna be a good time. Come get something after that. That's next Thursday Friday Saturday in Portland, Oregon. This Thursday, this Friday Saturday, I'm in Richmond, Virginia.

That's right, dude, Virginia. The next Friday Saturday, I'm in Omaha, Nebraska, at the funny bone June 10th and 11th. Yeah, dude. So I go Portland next week. Yeah. That is June 9th through the 11th, I'm in Portland at the Helium.

And then after that, the week after, I'm in San Francisco at the Cobb's comedy club Friday Saturday only. After that Fort Wayne, Indiana July 16th, great club. And then I end the well still part of the summer trash panator whole new hour July 21st through 23rd San Diego, Baltimore August 4th through the 6th, but Portland you're up next week, but B, one thing you will have on the road with me is my greens. You got to have your greens, dude. So wait, you talking about you pack a bunch of celery and spinach and just to have a bushel of greens.

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Like when I was a kid it was like just here say and then bodybuilding then bodybuilding.com No, when then bodybuilding.com popped up and there was actual guys like running cycles But they were so over the top. I'm not doing all that shit. But now there's so much like information on steroids. If you really want to do it, there's actual information like plates more dates due to help you out. What's his name? For the average guy, Derek from more plates more dates.

Yeah, he's great. He knows the shit. He knows the shit. Oh, yeah. And from a chemist's perspective. I've had people tell me that more plates, what's it? Yeah, he plays more dates. He's super smart.

Yeah, I've heard that. I've heard that. People have said to me that that guy knows his shit. Is he a dog? I would say that and these three guys have a podcast together that do sometimes vigorous Steve, Leo Longgevity, and more plates more dates. It's six hours long though, yeah.

Correct. Too long, no fellas, you know this right? I'm saying, if you want to hit the trifecta of like PDs, any sort of hair stuff, any sort of like biohacking with which Leo and longevity specializes in and he's a fan of you two guys, I want to connect. Get him on the podcast.

Oh dude, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, or hair. Oh yeah, no, he has like, his, his level of self-taught information, all of them, but like Leo, like, you're like with like nicotine, like he'll drop these videos on like the colonergic system. It's like, you're a perfect,

you feel like you're getting a lecture from a professor. If you get information, it's from him. They know more than doctors, because they go down that rock and rock. And we're just basking the test on themselves too. Like they're brilliant. Well, they said that, they said that like bodybuilders, like the bodybuilder community,

they were the ones who came up with a lot of the, and also the Russian sports community, they came up with a lot of the, and also the Russian sports community. They came up with a lot of nutrition, like semitidects, steroids, and they know more about them. Not everyone, but there's certain percentage. It's like you meet somebody. They're very smart.

You're just a muscular. They're chemists, basically. There's some of them, but then there's some of them that they're running so much gear. Like you've watched the Ronnie Coleman documentary. He doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah. He's like, he's eating a chicken.

And he's like, you know, I like to eat lean hair. But he's putting so much barbecue sauce on you. Like, dude, that's 100 grams of sugar. But he's running so much gear. It doesn't matter. And it's just, when he was a natural and claims to me, you're like, I believe it, like, just the most insane genetics you've ever seen.

Yeah, can you, because he was a cop, right? In fact, this, can you imagine him pull her for running from Ronnie Coleman as a cop? And his outfit, he looked ridiculous, right? Look at this. And you have steroids he was a cop, right? In Texas, can you imagine him pull her from running, from running Coleman as a cop and his outfit, he looked ridiculous, right? Look at this. And you have steroids and say, I'm gonna have to put you away. You're, are you, shitting me?

Are you shitting me, dude? Look at him. You're running the same shit. Look at you. Imagine him pulling you over. He's so awesome. And if you guys ever discussed that chef, the White House chef with the big arms,

who's about that size? And he goes, I'm on that, and it's, there's a White House chef this size. And he said, I mean, yes, look him up by chef. Why not? I think his name is? He looks imagine him pulled over by him for substance like steroids.

Yeah. And he's out of mouth to put you in a slumber. Andrew, Andre Rush. Yeah. I love these guys. And he's, so, I mean And his arms look like 25 inches legit. What's he make? And that guy says I'm all natural.

He's awesome. Yeah. I guess, is that possible that he could be all natural? It's, to my fear, I know guys, like Tim Tibo, like Joe Kloff and Stein, I'm telling you, dude, they're fucking shabby. Freaks, freaks. some guys. Yeah, like I believe with the arms is arms so big, but like some guys He's not like a name from certain parts of the world have really big arms and like look at look at Francis Singata right like just jack to the guilt if I had to guess though. I would say he is look at a austro

Right just kidding. No, I was like be very, he might just be really thick, but yeah. Yeah, but hey, let's not wear that watch though, huh? Right? I don't mind it. I'm not afraid of it. So he has an incentive like, he's a public figure going like, I don't want it like, if it gets out, you know what I'm saying?

I actually got it. What's their incentive for lying? These days, you have an incentive to like be open and you can start a YouTube channel and give information back in the day, they'd be like, hey, you're pushing our creatine. Don't say anything about stories around a pond. And you had to lie about it. I loved you right away because,

and I remember running told the story about you, he was like, he was like, some guy said, was making fun of your technique or something. And you were like, and you were like, hey, and you said, hey, from one juice head to another, that's a weird flex. Yeah, yeah, it was great. I know, it's like, I'm curious. Dude, like, hey, and you said, hey, from one juice head to another. That's a weird flex. Yeah, it was great. No, it's like, hey, Chris.

Dude, dude, like, yeah. But yeah, it really takes some of the people love to do. It's like one of the primary things. You feel the, it's like, yeah, I am. What are you gonna talk about? Are you always gonna be on it? Do you think? At least in maintenance dose of testosterone,

like a, which I would consider like a hundred to 200 milligrams a week. There's no growing back from my. And now you could, like you could do, like, it's just, but why would you want to? Testosterone is one of these safest things you can put in your body, you know. I gotta get busy with this.

You're never doing it, but chin, chin I have faith in. Chin, I think is gonna do it. I'm already looking the process of trying to do it. I think it would all be good. Yeah, well like when you say it, for example, when I think it would be awesome. It would be awesome. Like when you say it, for example, when I think about you performing, I go like, does this person want to add 10 pounds of muscle and like recalibrate like how their body moves on stage?

That's always, for me, that do I be a question if I were you, because I personally think you could go. It's like, oh, do I want more energy and feel better? If you don't, that's fun. Yeah, I feel, I know, but I know, but it's a matter of you feeling better. I don't know. I don't know. I see I get, we'd go back to me worrying about I've been given this gift of energy, right? I've been given this gift. Yeah, Peter Pan. You know what I mean? And I just

slow down a little bit though. Yeah, a little bit, huh? A little bit, a little bit tired now. I know. I was on stage for, you know, seven hours. Yeah. And I, and I'm just a little tired after that. I work out. Now imagine if you weren't tired. But you're also like grabbing pythons and shit, you know and I'm just a little tired after that work out. Now imagine if you weren't tired But you're also like grabbing pythons and shit, you know If daddy gets eight and a half hours of sleep eight hours of sleep, I'm fucking Good. I know but now imagine if you're better. Yeah And you got a proportion as a big thing too because it's like going like oh this person drinks and this person drinks Well that person has a couple shots every Saturday night and this person has 15 beers a day because of that.

Yeah, I don't drink. Well, right. This is a reference. Yeah, I'm just making an analogy though to going 150 milligrams of test per week versus a bodybuilder. A bodybuilder. Well, listen, I'll have a few.

No, hold on. Hold on. And that is great for longevity. It's like, yeah, man, you got that working for you because like, whole, literal, whole, literal bribe. Think about me, Mark, is, you know, I have a glass one, but not full, you know, when I drink wine, I know it's like, no, it's just,

He's using a pro-refrains, a fuck. But that isn't it because, yes, that would, it could disturb your natural test, if you were drinking alcohol. I'm just saying proportionally, when you see a probiotable there on stage, so you're taking TRT 150 milligrams a week, he's starting with 3,000 milligrams of one extra of test

and then adding test suspension on that probably another 1,000 milligrams a week and then taking master on an equipotence. Yeah, those guys aren't the pinnacle of health. It's like, they're taking care, they're body, they're taking a hundred times more than you, so like, if you're worried or people go like, oh, I know, it's steroids, it is,

but it's like, it's like a fucking pebble versus a boulder, you know, if you're worried or people go like, oh, I don't, it's steroids. It is, but it's like, it's like a fucking pebble versus a boulder, you know. Of course. Do you ever have that with your girl? You're gonna fight, she gets pissed. I say, because like, if it was you and me, you would tie her as a kindergarten graduation Friday. So he needs an outfit.

So I had an idea what I wanted to wear. I wanted this little button up. This shirt's, you know, he's fucking sick. He's a big six girl, but the shirt's fucking big. So it's in the bag and it let at night, I see it on the counter, I'm like, oh, I get it out. And I'm like, oh, I think this looks sweet. She goes, she bought it that day.

And I go, I take it out and soft, I'm like, oh, I think this looks sweet. And she's like, where'd you get that? Where'd you buy that? I'm like, what? So you this looks sweet and she's like, where'd you get that? Where'd you buy that? I'm like, what? So you get yours, Amo. No, it's not mine. No, it's not.

It's Tigers, right? Cause you bought it. Yeah. Today, it's for a sit-your. Yeah, look at the size of cheetos. You're an ass-oh-ya. But it's this big, right? No, no, no.

So it's so triggering to me, I go, we'll note it's not, but you know, and I'll go, you know it's not mine, right? Because let me hold the shirt up, because you could see it, right? Look, this for a six-year-old. Yeah. I'm 240 something pounds.

I'm not gonna wear this. Yeah. I got called an asshole. Oh, you call an asshole. I guess right, because twice a week. Because I was, because it's the same thing Well, it's the way we talk to each other. Yeah, like if I came in here with my son shoe and you went oh, man, that's your shoe. I go Excuse me. Yeah, well, no, it's not my shoe, Brian. Yeah, this is for a six-year-old. Yeah, right?

You know that right and that like we joke about you like oh, well, yeah Women don't joke well, and they don't joke like that. And also sometimes as a man, you're not communicating with them. So what happens is I will be in a position where I'm putting out some fires that are in my need to, it's money. If it's money, business, whatever, I'm putting out fire.

I got some shit I gotta do, right? Because otherwise we have rent, we have a lot of things. I'm a fireman. I went to the morning, I put out 10 fires before I see you. Thank you, in fireman. I want a business, try that. In. I'm a fireman. I wake you up in the morning. I put out Tens of hours before I see you. Thank you. I'm a business. Yeah, try that Environment more fireman. So you're doing this stuff that seems to be very important to bottom line stuff and Because I'm not communicating. I'm keeping her on side. She's not really she doesn't know where the fuck I'm coming from So she comes in talking about daisies. She's talking about something that I need I need to take care of And I go and then what happens is because I'm talking about daisies. She's talking about something that I need. Daisies. I need to take care of. And I go, and then what happens is,

because I'm preoccupied, what I would do to you is I go, I don't give a fuck about that right. 100% and I don't. Noted. Right, that's it. There's no big deal. I go, I don't give a fuck about that. But in my head, I'd be like, oh, he's probably dealing

with some all good, I'll come back to it. That's it. Women don't let you think that. Or you'd be like, oh yeah, that makes it. I would. Whatever. Just what you did just now, but he's making a reference.

Like, that's hilarious. You do that. And what I'll do is I'll go, I'm just, I'm just being a moon and I go, oh, I don't give a fuck about that. I could care less. I don't care about that. I care about that as much as that bird.

Oh, I'm a dick. I'm a fuck. And she's right. Like, I came home to baby and pooed through his diaper. Yeah, sure. And it was on the... It was a blowout, it was on the comforter. Now the comforter's not expensive,

it's not a down comforter, it's fucking synthetic. Don't get it. He's busy as shit, she's busy as shit. She's got two million things. And she's also got the kid, that kid is young and so is her. So it's an undertit. Yep.

So she kind of left it. And what I do is I go, she left the poo poo. She left the poo poo and I go, but you left it to so, for how long though? It was probably an hour. I have a problem with that. Yeah, so I go, it's gonna soak through.

Yeah, and it's shit though, right? I go, well shit, isn't it? It's poo poo, right? That's the cat. So it's the worst smell in the world and it's in our fucking house, right? What she was doing is she was going, first of all, throw that fucking thing away. It's not a big deal because I got 15 other things she was doing, which she was.

And she knew that she can get that out. I didn't. So what I do is I go, this makes no sense. Now I'm gripping as I'm cleaning off. I'm, yeah. And I'm going crazy. But that caused a problem. These are relationship dynamics.

Well, the problem is because we talk so much for a living on podcasts. It's like over the top, or you exaggerate. We have a certain dialogue the way we speak each other. You know, rough or rough. We're rough. We make fun of each other. It's whatever.

People are like, oh, you're bullying. It's like, have you not listened to the past 10 years? That's how we talk. That's what we talk about. That's what we do. Problem is, is when you keep that same vocabulary with people that aren't in the game, like in your regular life.

Like, if I talk to my agent the way I talk to you are marked from your past emissions. I don't know if you remember this, but when Rogan, we were doing Rogan a long time ago. Like, this is like eight years ago, and you were kind of vulnerable on, you were on Rogan. It's a big podcast. And you were like, no, I have bodies more of you

because I was a fat kid. And so now when I take my shirt off, and I go, like you're trying to open up, and I interrupt you and I go, but let's get over that right now. That was in high school, and you're a pussy. And we're all laughing. Rogan starts laughing, and you're like,

but you were kind of like, no, but you were trying to. I kind of don't gender war. Yeah, I try to double down on it. Wait, you know, that's how we do it. Yeah. And you can't do that to people who are sensing. In the real world, no. And not to your spouse, not to your lady.

Oh, no, no, no, no. That joking does not fly here. That's the biggest problem in my relationship. Yeah, the way I talk, yeah. My one cab, yeah. It's like, yeah, my one of buddies from New York, he's made a billion dollars and I call him up and it was on FaceTime and my girl was there and he goes, what's up, bitch?

And she was like, Jesus. And I was like, no, that's kind of establishing the groundwork he's joking around. We're fucking moving to that. Yeah, I don't know, that's where I draw the line. Like if I call him my buddy and click that my girl, what's up bitch? So next time I see I'm a slapy, right?

Like you know that. You know girls in car. Oh, he's gone you a bit. Yeah, no, not her. Oh, I thought you were saying he saw her was like, what's up bitch? No. No, no, no, face time here.

Oh, with you. Oh, gotcha. Yeah, different. Yeah, no. I thought he saw your girl, doesn't know where you go. Hey, what's up? You just slide. What's up, slide. Yeah, no. I thought you saw your girl, it doesn't know her girl. Hey, whore. What's up?

What's up, so I don't cheat. Jesus Christ. I go, Jesus Christ, man. That seemed too much for me. I know. So I can. Yeah, it's not good. It's great.

That's a problem. You just can't, you just can't. It's just a way of communicating something. That's a problem. Women don't relate to each other with the humor men do a lot of times. How about Ricky Jurez? I watched that special.

How funny is it? I was laughing so hard because I'm not talking about the old-fashioned women with a womb. I'm talking about the new women with a bit and a cock. He's so funny. Such a savage. Oh my God. He's so brilliant. I was laughing so hard, man.

He's so brilliant. Like as a comic and you watch that and you're like, oh, I got work. Oh, he's so good. I was laughing so hard, man. He's so brilliant. Like as a comic and you watch that, and you're like, oh, I got work. I'm so inspired. Dude, I was like, this motherfucker. The first time I've like laughed out loud at a special. Like I'm talking out fucking loud. We watching me and my girl and a couple of friends of ours,

we were all howling. And his thing on transgender like the women stuff, it to me and this isn't a knock on Dave Schipel who's one of the goats, but his approach to it is so, it's weird, his delivery, it's less harsh and less. Yes. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like, I was, I thought about that.

And I'm like, oh, it's so smart. That makes it so smart. Yeah, Ricky, Dave Schipel's smart. Dave Schipel's smart and there's like, he goes around about way of doing it because the end, he's trying to be like, it's in power like my best friends is a transgender like oh that makes sense all that she said Fuck Ricky's like fuck off this high feels. It's also so creative and thoughtful the way he gets and so clean Ricky's your face Roman. We all saw we all say he's oh by the way, you know, he's a high-level musician

No monster. Yeah monster and I love how he was by the way, you know he's a high level musician, right? No, monster. Yeah, monster. And I love how he was like, he took, I think he, he's like music by Ricky Jarek's. I don't think there was any music in it. Yeah, you know, you know my only complaint. It's just the only thing I'm like, I wish we would do that.

The Ted Talk microphone. Yeah. That's because we're comics. That's because I'm like, how do you not want that mic down? I don't like wireless mics anymore. No, I know. I need a chord, dude. Yeah, I'm like, how do you not want that mic down? I don't like wireless mics anymore. No, I know. I need a chord, dude. Yeah, I know.

I have to have a chord. I ask all the time, chord or chordless something. Chord every time. I always have a chordless as issues. Sometimes it sounds up, sometimes it, you can actually turn it off. I need that chord. I like the fucking rope.

I like moving around it. It's the greatest. Right now, I'm, you know, after the special, I gotta come up with a whole new act. But I'm so inspired. I want something like Rick with a whole new act but I'm so inspired. I want something like Rick Reveys and I'm just like boom I start thinking. You know. Oh he was so fucking good.

He's so funny dude. Well it also goes to show you that the culture is changing. That we're fed up. Everybody's fed up. Everybody's fed up with being bullied on how to think. You know there are these comics I don't know if you know that we're, that are signing these declarations have never, never telling, never punching down with their jokes.

Like, you are, people are not funny. Meaning what? Like making fun of people. Oh, nobody goods doing that. But nobody making money, you're not comics. No, no, no, fuck,

that gives those shitty comics like, they're not comics. It gives them an agenda, right? It's like, oh, I'm going to be part of this group. It's like, who, have you seen these world comics? All of you are going to make $12 a year torn. Oh, but they're not comments. It will give them an agenda, right? It's like, oh, I'm gonna be part of this group. But like, who's who? Have you seen these world-fans?

All of you are gonna make $12 a year torn. Oh, but they're not funny. No, but that's why they're doing it. Oh, it's hilarious. Successful comments aren't, see about this. You have to write a new one. You have time to fight that or do this sign of petition. The whole point of comedy is like,

it disturbs shakes you up and you're like, oh fuck, that's the whole point. They're not funny the whole the whole Far left woke movement is the lack two things sex and humor and money and my sex humor and money. Yeah, yeah That makes the world and that makes the world around and muscle and and and and an attractiveness and attractiveness I'm sorry those four things make the portion they make the world go around and that's sir athleticism sex humor money and Those four things make the portion they make the world go around and that's sir athleticism sex humor money and

Just courage humanity and courage so that makes the world go around the world So how's that going free and also those things you listed off? It that works for every society in the world correct everyone go do your weird all comedy your weird society in the world. Correct. Everyone, go do your weird, alt comedy, your weird, what comedy in China. I'm not going to go straight. Because you and I can go tour with the troops, do it anywhere in the world. At the heart of it also, it's critical, right?

It's massively critical and destructive. And one of the things about being a critic, which we all are, it's fun to be a critic. And one of the things that I know for sure is if you spend your life as a critic, if you spend your life looking at what's wrong, if you spend your life highlighting what's wrong, if you spend your life voicing what's wrong all the time, that same critic is, you never escape it, that same critic, I promise, will come back and haunt you when you try something. So it actually paralyzes you. So if you when you try something. So it actually paralyzes you. So if you don't find it, it's gonna praise the good. But yeah, but again,

nobody worth anything in this game. Is it? Is it? podcasting or like, have we ever criticized somebody? Well, I'll make some jokes about a famous celebrity. Sure. But if it's somebody I know or somebody in our world, have you ever heard me criticize anybody? Have you ever taken to someone's Instagram and been like you suck have you ever done that? I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I wish I did. I know. Yeah, but that that kind of stuff is very bad for the person doing it. Yeah, but but also the people doing that they're not come they're just not talented. Well, they're already just not talented. They're also not talented. They're all.

It's not talent. It's if you have talent, you don't have time to do that. They're not doing well. No, no, no, so that's why it goes for, you know, that's the thing about people who rail against existence in general. It's fucking a tough way to live, man. It's not. It must be exhausting being that upset all the time. And then to go to Twitter to express your concerns. What was that thing to like Confucius said before you seek revenge? Remember to dig two graves.

Hmm, month for yourself, remember to dig two graves. Mm, one for yourself, one for us. You are spending all your time trying to do this. Old Confucius. Oh, Confucius. You'll scat away. Old scat away. Manlitz, old Confucius.

A man has two lives and his life. My therapist, who's fucking has one. My therapist is brilliant and Show reference these old guys and like you know Confucius or whatever Emerson all the stuff and after Britannia I know what she's talking about like that's a good one never heard of it before and church She's so smart she'll go right that down because she knows right that right that She's not reading Ralph Holder. I'm new miss that in Oh, dude, some of the, some of the, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,

I'm not seeing a therapist. You mentioned that the other day. Yeah, twice, once a week, sometimes twice a week. How long you been doing it? Mm, almost six months now. It helps you? Yeah, yeah. It helps you.

I never would have paged you for therapy. Me neither. What got you into it? I think when I started to think about just the anxiety and stress that came with like being responsible for employees and then also having kids like things that I have with kids and with this mass shootings and all the fears of having being a dad and then you know talking about money and just like they listen to it tough to you.

Listen Bubba, I didn't have anxiety when I was a top 10 heavyweight in the world fighting grown men inside of the octagon. I didn't have anxiety when I played in huge ball games for University of Colorado. I didn't have the game playing, I didn't have anxiety being the wedgebuster against CTE, going against a guy who's gonna get trapped in the first round.

None of that gave me anxiety. I know, are you never anxiety-guided? Never, I do well with it. In fact, I pride myself. I pride myself. Still like tough, always. And I still am, and I do a good job at Navigame through it But then there's no but then there's it keeps shipping way keeps shipping way keeps shipping way and then finally I'm like oh, I need some help and I'm not gonna get to help from it's not that I can't talk to you or you know

Todd Feldman or Rogan or though that's great You need to own it with an on by spinning and also they're not in the business. Yeah. You know, and so she'll say things like, I'll tell and she's like, and why are you giving this energy? I'm like, what cause she was, actually again, why are you,

like your energy is so sacred. Why are you giving that energy? I'm like, as I said out loud on my bare, she's like, you should be. And then she should draw like this stuff and then the thing that we have too is I'll have a lot of problems in any relationship. Not just with my wife, just in general, business,

whatever. In tax and email, I can be very harsh. It's very black and white. There's no context. So she was like, can I see you? Because apparently, you know, your communication is something going on here. She goes, can I go through your phone, read through your text?

I go, absolutely. She goes, do it, I go, this one was a problem. And she goes, really, let me look at it. And she works with the other client. She's looking at it. She goes, there's no context here. She goes, in person, you're the nicest, most thoughtful, biggest, heart person.

I, I, one of the biggest people I've ever met. I would agree with that. Yeah, she goes, but this doesn't, there's no context. So this comes off like, she goes, this comes off like your, Steve, you and I'll start with like, she goes, but this doesn't, there's no context. So this comes off like, you've not done that. This comes off like your Steve Jobs dude. You and I will start, she goes, this comes off like your Steve Jobs dude.

And I was like, I know she goes, unless it's like reservations or, hey, run into him and say no more Texan. If it's important and it's meaningful or it's business, if you get a point across, you're gonna start calling from now on. Well, you know who I thought of? You know who I thought of?

Joey Diaz. You ever text Joey? He calls. Every time. He calls. Joey picks it up. You text, hey, what's up brother? Just, you know, I'll catch up with people through text.

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That's right. But you're gonna build that armor when it comes. And there are enemies that things that can get to you that you don't even know how to fight back on. That's kind of the nature of life. And the other thing is, as you get older, I realize I don't know, I don't have an answer for a lot of things.

I don't, I have a trade-off. There's not, there's maybe a lesser evil, or maybe they both suck, but this is gonna suck less. There's a lot of that in life, so a lot of times, and it's okay not to have the answers. Here's the thing, B, if you have said, I have all the answers, you're a narcissist. Yes.

It's human to go, I don't know, but also going through therapy is making me a better dad You know, I'm saying like that that everything I do better that you know I'm saying like the way I talked to my son about certain things. He's having a bully issue at school You know the way I came up I was like because if it gets to me, it's a problem my girl in that school knows I'm busy if it gets to me, it's come at a level where, all right, we've tried everything, it's a problem. It got to me.

Dude, the anger that I had in my heart when I found out my son was having issues is some of the worst anger I've ever had in my life. I called my therapist on the spot, and I got to talk to you right now. She said, calm down, don't send the email, I want you to call him. Because she knows you, your email's gonna be brutal, dude. Yeah. So I did, and she said, I want you to call them. Cause she knows your emails can be brutal, dude. Yeah.

So I did, and she goes, I want you to wait an hour. Think through it, wait an hour, and I call them. Great advice, fucking great advice, man. Cause when I call my son, I was how long it's been gone. And he's like, you know, it's been four months, and your heart starts beating right away. And he's doing this to the other kids, and I go, and what has he done to you?

He sent me and I go, and Tiger, he's the most, you know, it is what is, he's most athletic, and he's big for six-year-old. And I go, and he has he done to you? You know, he sent me and I go, and Tiger, he's the most, you know, it is what is most athletic and he's big for six-year-olds. And I go, and he keeps doing it to you. And you tell the teacher, he goes, yeah. And I go, and is the parents aware of it? He goes, yeah, mom's aware of it. I go, my girl, why would you tell him? She goes, because you know, you overreact.

I go, I'm not gonna overreact. So my initial, I'm sure parents have gone through this. This is why I'm telling the story. My initial reaction was, I got bullied in fourth and fifth grade. My dad goes, how long he's been going on? I go about two weeks now, it's every day. And it was, it's not gonna stop to he stick up for yourself.

Next time he does some, I don't care if he can trouble. You take your fucking fish, you punch him right in the face. You answer back and he's gonna stop, because he knows you're not the one. That's why I told my son. I said, here's the thing, dude. You tried it all. Did you talk to him? He was, yep, I told you to talk to you. He was, yep. So you talked to the panchios, yep. And he keeps doing it. He was, yep. I said, tomorrow, when he does that, and my son starts crying, I don't want to hit him. I don't. You have to do this. If he tries this tomorrow, you got to let him know you're not the one Because his school's K through 12. I said, Bubba take it from me. I'm too nice. I get to you in advance of all the time

All the time, you know this all the time because I'm so nice I told him I said you're gonna deal with this for the rest of your life, dude You fucking hit that kid. And he knows you're not the one. Now, might be me projecting my own issues on my son, you know, and he's crying because he doesn't want to hit him stuff like that. And I walked when I felt like a complete piece of shit. I mean, he can't be the answer. There's no way that's the answer. It's not the answer. I like the one thing I want to do is a meal plan. I don't have time to cook all the answer. It's not the answer. There's no way that's the answer. It's not the answer. All right. I like, the one thing I want to do is an meal plan.

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It's so hard to, because that is such a natural reaction of being a protector and being a man and all that shit. It's so deep in our DNA. And I love people who are like, oh, hitting is not the answer, but you're doing it in another way. You know, human beings, like don't tell me that, yeah, I know, yeah, hitting is not the answer.

That's probably bad advice to your child, right? It depends, though, right? Well, well, I don't know. I don't know. And convenient conversation, because what happens is people will do it in other ways. They'll destroy your reputation. They're, you know, both sides, it's my joke on that like like the

right-winger will punch you in the face if you insult the country a left-winger doesn't believe in violence but they will publicly shame you and destroy your career so which I'd rather you punch me in this yeah you tell me what the fuck so both sides believe in destruction you know tell me I would say one's worse than the other yeah well the good punch the face isn't that bad. Yeah, trust me. At least you stand there and you're fucking up close and purge, but then it's over. It's not a concept barrage of abuse online.

Both are not probably, the question is, I don't have an answer. Again, I don't have an answer for yourself. I was gonna say, what do you do, but now it's stopped. You know, I had a conversation with the pants. I had a conversation with the teachers. Talk to the pants. I talked to's stopped. You know, I had a conversation with the parents. I had a conversation with the teachers. Talk to the parents.

I talked to the parents. You guys come together. And the parents have to meet you halfway. And if not, like, I think now, now parents get together, teachers get together. We figure something out. You know, for me, what I would do in my experiences, parents get together,

the kids get together with the parents. We had a common thing, we had a common thing, you create a common enemy, maybe, that they have to team up together and work together, they have an experience together. But it's tough. Look, and the other day too, dominance hierarchy is existing no matter what.

And you are gonna have kids that have new weaponry, they feel strong, and they're gonna use it. My problem is that bad apples. My problem, that's the thing, bad apples, because as I talk to the other parents, she's on her group text, every single parent had to complain about this. Anti-social behavior.

I told the school I went, yo, so mean. Anti-social behavior. Yo man, this just isn't one circumstance. Ask all these, every single one have a problem. Every single one, there's one common denominator. You guys have to do some about this. And then you know, I said, if you don't do some, I will. I know who the parents are.

I'm gonna drive the school tomorrow. I'll have a conversation. I promise you won't be as fun as your conversation. That's right. I'm telling you, fuck with my kid, man. See what happens. Right, I mean, how long are you gonna do this? I think that do nothing advice that you always get

from. That ain't happening. Bullshit. Absolute bullshit. So whether it's a threat of violence and saying, drawing a boundary and saying, do it again, and I will punch you. I think that's a very fair thing to say because you're teaching kids like there are lines You can cross the world's gonna kick him in the ass The world's gonna pass on the face of that kid doesn't right and also when you're dealing with a kid who has all those other kids complaining

Guess what he's doing? He's also manipulating and intimidating all them to not say anything correct, you know, so like Never seen like in primates? So in chimed colonies, in bamboo colonies, and some baboon, bamboo. Chintinzi pathok. Baboon, yeah. Yeah, what a male, there'll usually be one male,

one real sociopath male, that fucking beats up or kills the children, the females, the other males, the beta males, and the whole troop is awful. And then a couple of younger males will kind of start emulating that. And so a small band of males are running this whole group and it's awful, it's a tyranny.

And then what happens in chimps is a couple of beta males who are brothers or have been friends forever, or even a bunch of females get together and go, you know what, we're gonna tear that fucker's face off. Yeah, cool. And they kill that motherfucker. Yeah.

They rip his balls off and take it to the base off. Dude, let me spread you, brats, is that because my son's friends ripped that kid's face off. They're a cool circle. Yeah, you don't have face, yeah. Because we're all, we're the lady that got, we're all monkeys ripped off by the ape on Oprah. He went like that.

He looks like that now. Now, wait, did you learn your lesson? Did you learn your lesson? Right, dirt. You know? We're, we're, that's primate, that's chimpanzee. No, it is, yeah, the book by friends to wall. Yeah.

It's amazing, these stories, it's like, you can fall this whole narrative of how these like, the group, the coalition got together. It says amazing, these stories. It's like, if you can follow this whole narrative of how these like the group, the coalition got together. It's enough enough and over through the Skype but then they're dealing with their, like, it's incredible. Well, Paul Skehting was the Paul Skehting, who wrote, who wrote, behave.

He had a Ted talk about that and he said, baboons, this one baboon came in the troop and he was just, they're a bunch of baboons who were like, you know, a bunch of guys like you and you and just big kind of guys who were there for a long time. Nice guys, everything's good. And some fucking, kind of youngest baboon comes in and he's like this, he's just walking around,

grabbing the female. I'm gonna, just pushing kind of bullying, grabbing from the other males, right? And then, and then, and then, and then, Kevin's space of baboon. And he, it's supposed to be, some of those, the males just sat there and all of a sudden they just got quiet.

They just got quiet. They're in the beef. And they just, they're in the box. They just sat there like this, right? And they're just looking. And the next morning, all they found of that baboon was its face. Yeah, yeah.

Like, it's supposed to get, it's like a TED talk. It's face, and it's face is like this. They wait for the sun to come down like squid game. They rip them apart. They rip them apart. That was all that was left. They were like, we're gonna fucking kill you.

That's what nature deals with. We're gonna scatter your body all over this fucking fucking fucking vagina. Oh, that's nature. That's nature. Nature will, but the real world, if you are an anti-social child, okay?

This is the literature on this is so clear. I've read about it. I've read about it. If you are an anti-social child, okay? This is the literature on this is so clear. I've read about it, I've read about it. If you are an anti-social child and you are doing things that make people not like you, that does not get better. Those kids end up in jail. They get a dead jail, screaming off, all that shit. So it doesn't work out for you.

So when people, they got to get a hair tan. That kid's got to learn, that kid's gotta learn. That kid who's a problem has gotta learn that the world is gonna punch him in the fucking face. And it's gonna be way worse than tiger hitting him in the face. It's gonna be jail, Juvie, all that shit. Did you ever meet a sociopathic kid,

like a younger kid, who you're like, oh, this is gonna be a problem? I have ones. Yeah. I have ones., I have once yeah And that is psychotic children that exists. Yeah, it you know I'm at a kid who maybe look into it because I'm like something's wrong with this kid and nobody's acknowledging it And his mom also thinks that never like never saying no is a good parenting philosophy and this kid has some weird behaviors

Well this kid how I will grade Mark. I want to say he was like nine, but he would like touch women. Like, like, my girl, he like, he like, touch girls related to yeah, it's like, so he's inappropriate touching. He's stealing shit. He lies. He'll do like emotional displays and then back out of like, I'm crying. And then like, you're like, no, you're not. He's like, I know. He's like, whoa, manipulated. Correct. I don't know any animals. Even younger and some of these kids will exhibit that behavior toward their siblings, right? So this one woman who had a son who was a major problem never got better.

And she knew, he threatened, he said, she heard him saying to his brother, he said, it's okay, mom's not gonna be here for a second. When that happens, I'm gonna show you, I'm gonna show you what you did wrong, and you're not gonna be around. And does he was he was six or something? That's exactly and she said she said she knew Because he had been exhibited in the top 10 he had never he couldn't connect with humans

So he would not connect with you as a new man. It's a pain worse also the drawings that he was making Were like the ring draw Beyond what you can imagine so when you have when you draw a figure human figure In school and everybody puts that thing up he would draw Something so dark with teeth and like horrible. Yeah, and so they knew and then he went to a school What do you do? So so there are schools there are schools there are Things where where the child is basically because so so sometimes a child you not change them Sometimes a child will kill their own sibling

You can have a 10 year old who kills his brother a sister and Does it because the kid is doesn't give a better you don't get fuck. It's like pack mentality Jesus and those children now they put them in these programs where they are there with other kids like that. And that's, they don't know what to do with those kind of kids. Is there a teacher professor X? Like what do you do? They all, as when you teach it,

psychoprotic child empathy. No, there was a, what you can do, what you can do is make, so one thing about sociopaths is they're concerned with themselves. Nothing else, right? And it's the way they treat animals too, right? Like the way they treat animals. That's a little bit different.

So that's different. So there are sadistic sociopaths. So that would be serial killers who get off on the act of killing. That's a very rare kind of aberration. That's a sick dog that needs to be killed. But sociopaths actually tend to be completely apathetic to just people.

They're not interested in you at all. They're not interested in people at all. They never ask like, how are you doing? How's your working? I'm not that exists. So they're just not remotely. In fact, they'll copy emotions and they'll try to to be in it. They'll mimic empathy. But so what you teach

nobody like that. I'm not very rare. I'm very rare. I'm very rare. And it's really vanishingly there with females. Yeah. They exist, but it's way more common with them. I met one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Now, now, what's interesting about that is is that what they'll teach a sociopath is you can get it, you care about yourself. This technique you're doing, this thing you're doing, it's gonna get you're gonna get found out

and you're gonna have, it's gonna be the worst thing for you. Like Amber, for you. Like Amber, yeah. They use examples of how you're gonna get found out no matter who you are, this is the worst. So you have to kind of mimic, you have to approximate a good person and of mimic, you have to be approximated a good person and do good things and don't steal, don't kill, don't do these things because it

gets you ahead because you can't get away with it. And you make it, you make it very rational, calculate it in a mathematical. So then that kind of person says, I'm going to be the CEO of a company. I'm going to give a shitload of charity. So my name is up on a fucking board. So I have more money, more women, more booze, more everything like that. Yeah, you're Hillary Clinton. Now, the associate bad a lot of times though, will a lot of CEOs, a lot of,

they say chefs, CEOs, surgeons, new sum, keep going. Yeah, new sum, new sum, all six. Yep, yep, yep. Well, we'll, we'll, we'll, they will tend to, I like where you going? Put themselves in positions where they only

where they know how to relate is power dynamics. They have to be over you. They have to. They can't ever do this. They have to be here. Everything is strong versus weak. What a miserable fucking life. It doesn't work.

Have you, that show love on the spectrum? Yeah. So the first season, which was fucking brilliant, you know what this is, B? Yeah. So love on the spectrum. The first season was in Australia. And these, you realize kids who have autism and non-spectrum, some way worse than yet others.

And you, you know, they're always constantly looking for love, they're trying to make a connection. The new season just dropped into America. The characters aren't as good. The individuals aren't as good as the Australian one. But they're the same, right? And there's a guy on there who lives in San Francisco. He's 61 years old.

He's never had a girlfriend. And he's on spectrum, it's bad. He has a caretaker. And he looks old, he's older gentlemen. But he's looking for love and they sub him up on these dates. But I tell my girl, I'm like, I wish I had a friend like that. He sees his friend, it's his best friend. And he's like, what are you looking for? He's like, I'm looking for you, but girl version.

He's like, you're so nice to me. And just the way he taught, he's so proper. He's like, it's good to see you. How are you doing? And he's like, you know, the way you make me feel after we meet, we need to see each other more. Because after I see you, that's him right there, Steve. 63, San Francisco.

Oh, what a nice guy. He takes pictures because you want a dating app. They set him up. One date just doesn't work. The lady looks like the nun from the conjuring and then the other lady, that's so aggressive. And then the other lady has like pink dyed hair, but they're all in the spectrum.

But this guy, I'm like, God, I wish I had a fucking friend like this dude. He's so positive. And just the way he looks at life is so positive. Then there's another guy on there who's really bad on the spectrum. Really, really bad. But what about him? Wait, was this a stop for him?

Why can't he, what is it? He just can't connect, what is it? No, he can't connect. He's the most loving guy you've ever met the nice guy in the world. So what's the problem? He's on the spectrum. Like really bad.

So he's a caretaker and like, Oh, so he can't work. He has no money, he has no money. He must, so I need't work. He has no money. He has no He must so I Need to look more into him, but his dad was in Hollywood. I think his dad was like a big agent a big producer Because he grew up in LA and then moved to San Francisco and this place in San Fran I know San Fran Uncle Pax from San Fran. He's got a guy. He's always been a San Fran. I know San Fran I look at his flat that he owns and he has a caretaker full of time, like, oh, daddy had money, which is all good.

And, you know, but for him, he always wears gloves, no matter what. He always wears gloves. And he goes on these dates and he's like, these ideas for dates and he's such a kind fucking person. You watch that shown, you watch these kids on the spectrum and then there's one girl on there and she makes a connection.

She makes a connection. She's on the spectrum bad. She's like, not her, he's, James is really, really bad, really bad. Meaning his spectrum, on the spectrum, it's bad where like he goes with this girl and he's just, he's like so much and the girl has autism too.

And she was like, hey, I just wanna be friends. And like, Braits is hard, Abbey. See the mom like, hey, I just wanna be friends. And like, breaks this heart abbey. See the mom in the back, gorgeous lady. She's probably 60 in the back. So she makes a connection. She gets a real boyfriend. The mom is in tears. Because she's like, I can't believe this

happened for my daughter. I looked at my girl and I'm like, can't watch it. You should though. It makes me sad. No, you should watch it though. It will, because it gives you an insight and a perspective where even though these kids were expecting that so many problems, the way they view the world

is so much better than us. It's so much better. And then that mom is crying. I looked at my griggy, can you imagine? No. If your kids had this. No, right. Just the luck of the mom didn't do anything wrong.

Like the luck of the role. But I looked it up with autism, a lot of it is the parents, even though they're not autistic, they have certain things they do, where when they have kids, the kids have autism. They're certain martyrs they can tell them parents. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like give me a hundred people and be like, I can tell you, you two pairing up and make some of those kids. I forget, I looked at it but I said they're, they can, they can, they can, they can, really? Well, I mean, I honestly associate it like a lot of aspirers have super high IQs. So, so a lot of it just, they, they kids. Really? Well, I mean, I honestly associate it like a lot of aspirers have super high IQs. Oh, so, so a lot of it just, they, they, they, they,

like parents are certain, yeah, things and you go like, right, you guys are both fine. There's something there and they, they can say, you can look at the two parents go, there's a good chance your kids can have autism. Now, there's some kids with autism, like, I would say Elon Musk is on the spectrum. Yes.

Some are working at different level. Yeah. Which they can, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can be, they can different levels. Yeah. Which they can still function. Yeah. Peter Teal. Peter Teal, 100% billionaire. So yeah, crank this up. And maybe you won't read social cues as well,

but maybe you're not going to have a funny one. It's outgoing guy. Well, I had dinner with Peter Teal. Like, so smart. There was a group of large kids. But I realized how fucking dumb I was, because I was listening to him talk, and he has a perspective. Like, everything I say comes fucking dumb I was because I was listening to him talk and he has a perspective like like everything I say comes from what I've read, you know shit somebody else said it me to I put it together

Okay, and this is what about podcasts and coming up all day. I'll talk you off all day outside them Yeah, I just come up with you know about fighting. I mean you might talk about history And I'll just I've heard and then you know this dude was Formulating original thoughts in real time so impressive where I was like I've just, I've heard and then, you know, this dude was formulating original thoughts in real time. So impressive. Where I was like, I've never heard that in my life. The models of the universe.

That seemed to me to like, if I'm either a billionaire or a millionaire or someone super successful in whatever lane entertainment, celebrity, whatever artist, actor, whatever, that doesn't really impress me. You know what, impress me the most these days is a good vocabulary. Like if they're throwing around words, I'm like, where can I get a book to improve my vocab? My dad is that way. Where can I get that? My father is, my father is, you can't

find, I told you. My sister and I were going through the dictionary trying to find words he didn't know. You know, and then he did. That's so impressive. No, he never word, but then get this. Then we were making up words. I was creating hybrids and my dad would go like this. He goes, not a word. He just, ah, I couldn't get it. Hey, Vee, but we're in, so like, you know, since they studied Latin and Greek. Yeah, that helps. But like as far as vocabulary, I thought,

because you know, this, 10 years ago, when we were at Scopa and your fritzy friends and their vocabulary and the politics, I was like, oh, I'm a meathead. Yeah. Since that day, I read your boy reads books. Oh, I know you do. I power through books.

I know you do. And I thought it would give me a better vocabulary. I know the day you said that, you go, dude, I'm embarrassed. I clicked. I'm telling you, there's no moment in life where else. And I was, you were all quiet. No more, dude. Because that's on me.

That's on me, dude. That's on me. And what's great about education for anybody listening, it belongs to you, too. It's not hard. You just gotta read the right stuff. You just gotta find something in there. It's just information. You name a book on JFK, zero killers.

Your boy got it. Love it. I guess you're too. Love history. Love it. World War II. What's about Nazis? I'm, dude, I have my batches.

steroids. Yeah. But it's like, if you can find something you're into in the ring. So I thought by reading all these books, my vocab, or you get better, it may be a tab, but not really. I wonder if there's some way to do it. There's a website called Membean that my buddy did where it's like, literally there's websites where like every day you can spend 10 minutes

and it helps you learn more vocab. Really? Because he's a writer and he said it really helped him. Because like you find yourself using the same words over and over again. It's like, man, I know why. To describe certain things, I'm like, dude, you're using that word too much, but it will also help in your comedy.

Yeah, right. It will also help with you, like I want to explain my vocabulary for my comedy, you know? Yeah, membeen.com is one, and there's probably other competitors. We sent it down to them. They've got it down to them. We sent it, yeah.

A lot of it's reading good literature. Good literature is that those people are masters with their words They're the best you read Joseph Conrad fucking Joseph Conrad Lord Jim one considered one of the greatest Nobles ever written he'll use words that the British Used words the way the fucking Italians make cars. I mean That's the thing like you ever talked to a brick like you'll make further accent they go hey bitch We start it so when you say we say we say yeah, well, they say you went we go. Oh, no, you're saying it wrong like no No, we started the English language. You're saying it wrong. Yo, oh, that's right correct. We say it is the proper way Exactly

But even when like you like you know my dad always told me education, education, but sports was a double edged sword, because you can get by in life and you're, you know, silver spoons. Yeah, it's a bummer, dude. So with my kids, up on my snuck, it's led me here, but like with my kids, my dad always pride it on education, like always works, like, make sure I get good grades. That's very educating.

That's very smart, very smart. You want to get out of your, he's in the same hair, articulate. Yeah, it's nuts.. That's very smart, very smart. You want to get out of your business? He's in good luck. He's in good luck. Yeah, it's nuts. So, and my mom, we could fucking smart. You're on the stupid one in the family. That's no surprise, right? Your mom's very smart.

Yeah, my mom's stupid smart too, so. That's stupid. No, not at all, but compared to them, you know, I'm on the spectrum. But with MJ, you know, J.J. Smart is shit too. J.V. is a lot, but all of them read a ton. Yeah. And then I just got to the game late because I was majoring in sports. But with Mike, JVT, but all of them read a ton. And then I just got to the game late

because I majored in sports. But with my kids, I tell Tiger, because again, him and Boston, they're big athletic kids. I'm like, that's cool man. And that's fine. And you know, that's gonna get you this far in life. I said, but nothing is more powerful

than fucking knowledge, dude. And I go, T, that's on you, Bubba. That's on you, dude. So, you know, now, you'll still go to the Toy Story but we go to Barnes & Old. And he gets a new book every two weeks, new book. And he's reading it and I'm like, I'm telling you, dude. This is power.

The greatest joy I make. I go, dude, you wanna be, you wanna get foreign life? The knowledge that you get, dude, all this reading that you're gonna do, this is power. So, even like, at night, he can watch TV for an hour before he goes bad, he has a TV in his room, which I found a bomb with his mom wanted, didn't want to fight about it. So he has a TV.

So he'll watch like, you know, cartoons or whatever. And then I think it's on Apple TV. They have a new show on there on dinosaurs. And technology is so good. These dinosaurs look so fucking real, but it's educating them on dinosaurs. So he's brushing his teeth, I click on it. And so when he comes, he walks in, brush his teeth, he goes, pop on, ready, I put on his, you know, jammies, whatever. And I go, dude, look at these dinosaurs. He's like, that, that was real. I'm like, yeah, dude,

that T-Rex was real, man. And they go to another one, he goes, hold that, that fucking tear dactos, real like those were real back in the day. And he's like, whoa, I'm like, tea, you know what's cool, dude? If you watch this, how cool is this? He's like, this is crazy, it's crazy. You watch this and you're gonna download all this deformation, you know how many fucking, you're friendly, me jealous, dude. He's like, really, yeah, dude.

Cause you know all this shit, man. And this is real stuff, D. Song the Hedgehog and SpongeBob, that's bullshit. You're wasting your time. That's what they let those kids do that this stuff though Dude, this is cool. Well don't don't sleep every night. Yeah, every night. He binge watching it's I think tensed Don't sleep on on the power of fiction don't sleep in the power of story. No, it's a power story Tee-tee. Yeah, no teaches you values. Yes, so a lot of great stories like SpongeBob that teaches you values system.

My ex sent me a video, she kind of cribed around and my son was reading on his own. And he's 10 years old reading a book like without pictures on his own. I was like, that's fucking this, that's incredible. I love it. And especially like my daughter at 14 and I don't say this lightly,

it's possible that she's read as much as I have. I know, she's read. It's insane. She's read. Not cool. She's read the entire JR Tolkien series. She's not.

She's read the entire JK Rowling. That's that stuff. She's like, what? She's read the outsiders, animal farm, door well. She's read it all. Read it like and understands it. It's fucking. She's like, what? She's read the outsiders animal farm door well. She's read it all. Read it like and understands it. It's fucking. What's like this dad?

This dad has found a jiu-jitsu. His son's big. He was, he was, you ever seen fertile land? I go, the big bull who's like loves flowers and doesn't want to fight. He goes, yeah, he goes, yeah, he goes, yeah, he goes, he goes, dude, that's my son. And I go, well, what's he, he goes,

I have to force him to come to jiu-jitsu. He's the biggest kid. He's huge, dude. He's the undertaker. He's so big. And I go, he, what's he in? He goes, I have to force him to come to Jesus. He's the biggest kid. He's huge too. He's the undertaker. He's so big. And I go, he's fucking massive. He goes, I know he's too nice to, I'm trying to, I have to drag him here.

I go, what's he like to do? He goes, let's read. I went, oh, fuck him, Jealous man. He goes, what? I go, he loves regas. Oh, dude, he read all the Harry Potter novels. He's 10. He's read all the Harry Potter.

And I go, dude, that is a gift. Huge gift. I go, that's such a gift. Huge gift. I go, he's 10. He's read all the Harry Potter's and I go, dude, that is a gift. Huge gift. I go, that's such a gift. Huge gift. I go, he's gonna dominate school, man. And if he does want to play sports in his size, all good, but man, he's into that. My daughter understands story so well,

you can't watch a movie with her. I'm telling you, to the point where she's watching a movie and she goes, she goes, oh, I go, she goes, that guy's about to get killed. I go, what? No, he's not. She's like watching a football game with Tony. So spear right through his chest. I think it was a fucking whatever that end game or something. She was like, how about you know, she goes because she went through the whole process. She's seen stories so often that she knows maybe she'll be a producer right. 100% which should be cool or an author. It's unbelievable.

Helped her with an audition yesterday. Oh, oh, she's trying to get into. Yeah, so she's going to theater cancer. She actually let me help her with an audition. It was awesome. And she kind of got a sense. Because, you know, it's like I know a couple of things. Yeah, I know the stuff, yeah.

A couple of things. And she, yeah. But your dad, like even Tony Hawk, I'm dad. And I have you with those Tony Hawk goes, my son who's a big time skater. And he goes, I came home, my son and his friends were watching these videos.

And he goes, oh, what are you guys watching? And he goes, come on, dad, just get out of here. And he's like, no, what are you, and he's like, we're trying to learn this move. And Tony looks at this. Oh, I did that like 15 years ago. And they go, you're dating us? Yeah, man.

I'm Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk. It's crazy. They just, it's butch, dad, you know? It's dad. It's dad. Yeah. Like I literally was like, I'm Tony Hawk Tony Hawk. It's crazy. They just it butch dad, you know, it's dad It's dad. Yeah, like I literally was like I can help you with that musical. She goes you don't know anything about you know I know more than your teacher All right, yeah, you don't reflect. I'm too hard with that stuff. No, I didn't say it Like dad what the coach has do this. I'm like yeah I know, but you don't flex into it. Just show

up in your G one day. It's like you see what happens. You realize, I know you said do this smile. I'm gonna show you how to. It's my job. It was my job for many years. So I made money doing this, but literally it was like my career choice, man. You know, he had someone someone that his uncle was, I go, how you do against that guy and we're walking and a friend's face is right here I was like what the fuck like I go? How do you think you would do against and just before even minutes and his face is here as we're walking these I imagine pretty well Brian because I got paid to fight and he's never got paid a dime. I imagine pretty well. What do you think? Who was it?

Yeah, great guy, but not. Total rando. On that level. Yeah, I love when it's the best when your kids get into the same shit you're into and they don't know. Like so my, his uncle is so in bottom of the lacrosse deck. And he was dad, Grandpa said, you were pretty good at lacrosse, I'm all.

Pretty good, you know? Pretty, yeah, yeah, yeah dude. Yeah, I was all stable, but yeah. It's like, yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah, I was all state blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're number one in the nation, buddy. It's like, what? I'm like, yeah, yeah. It's like, what?

Is there any video? I don't think so, man. No, a couple of things. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, dude. You know, I love your boy you played, pro. Across with her, whatever you played with. Luke Gilbert, tall guy, 66. Handsome son of a bitch.

Fucking freak. He was like a NASCAR sponsor. You just stood athletes, right? Smart, smart kid, dude. Luke Gilbert tall guy six six hands and some of the bitch fucking freak He was like a NASCAR sponsorship now stud athletes smart smart kid dear. Oh, let's do edelacross Fuck he was good six six again from UM UMBC, which is University of Maryland, Baltimore County Which on these go's like tall and six six six six seven maybe hands and bastard tall like you did he was so good at lacrosse He's like on stop. Well, he's an attack. That's not him and that was not can you imagine if that was him yeah oh no you're still in love on the spectrum that's him right there that's him right there Luke Gilbert which one that's him on the suit in front of the building yeah this one yeah that's him right there yeah great guy great fucking guy San Diego seals everybody six seven. Yeah

An axe and everything he was the best. Yeah, he's my roommate. Yeah, Whittier. Oh, he was got lacrosse Oh my god But he he was a guy who was at UMBC University of Maryland Baltimore County Where on these coast lacrosse's Bible man, I mean they're fucking good man So he grew up in that culture in Maryland, coming up in LaCrosse. And then he was like, hold on, I can leave here, even though it's Division One, and go to Whittier on California, you know, they, you know,

at the, their scholarships, they'll figure it out. And he's like, but I can play in California and be a superstar. Dude. Well, so, so with Tennis. He was so good. I grew up watching Tennis with guys who play tennis were roughly my size Maybe a little bigger some of them were six two and some of them were you know

Mac and Rowe was in board were 165 pounds right and now Tennis is attracting guys who are six seven like that big boys. We're crazy athletes Yeah, yeah, and and in Russia and all over the world. And the way they hit like the speed of power is literally a different sport. Everybody had to change their stroke. The game just changed. There's no such thing.

You can't. But when I was coming to Plain La Crosse, I started my freshman year, right? Made Varsity. I was playing my freshman year. For some made Varsity. You got lettered for your letterman. But playing La C playing the crossing Colorado, it was just starting to get beaten Colorado.

It must be what it's like for like white guys in the 60s when you're just playing against other white guys and then black guys start coming in. You're totally shit, you just dunked, but it's nuts on my face. You dunked from the free throw line. You know what I'm saying? So I was playing against other white Colorado players

and then when I got to college and you're playing with guys in New York, Maryland, Boston, where they've been playing since they were four. It must be like being a white guy and then being a black guy. So you're like, oh my God. No, no, no, I'm done. So I can't play. I can't compete. My buddy Finn played for the Cardinals.

He was a professional baseball player. Back when it was, he goes, before the Latin scum vault. He goes, and then the Dominican's came in. Yeah, you talk about the kid, like, some kid from Puerto Rico. And this kid, my buddy Finn's a big guy, actually. But he goes, they were throwing babies.

They were throwing fucking straight line from, from center field. Like, he had never seen lasers. Lazers, he goes, he goes, I go, they were the best athletes I'd ever seen in my fucking life. I'd never seen that kind of strength speed. It was just literally a different thing. There's not some mark this yesterday.

There should be an asterisk on the Hall of Fame. Like if you were a white guy that played in the six-season in Hall of Fame, there should be an asterisk. That's fair. Hit the ball against other white guys. It's fair. And then there should be another Hall of Fame that then there was six season and all the fair. There should be an asterisk. That's fair. Hit the ball against other white guys. It's fair. And then there should be another hall of fame that then there was Latins and-

And they were outliers. I'm sure Jerry West would still do really well today. I mean, he played with some black guys, but like pistol peat or like, you know, some of these straight up like Thai Cobb. He wasn't hitting junk off of Puerto Rican kid in the Bronx. He's hitting a curve ball off Jeff. You know what I'm saying? Like other white guys. There should be an asterisk.

Well now, the number of pictures that pitch 100 miles an hour, it used to be so rare. Oh, standard. Standard. It's so interesting, man. All right, Tim, what do you got? I got a pee. Tim's been quiet. Let's go. It's so interesting, man. All right, Tim, what do you got? I got a pee.

Tim's been quiet. Let's go. Peek, nerve. Now, while we're waiting, it is 12, 10 PM Pacific. The Johnny, Dept, Amber, Herd, Verdick is due any second now. They said 3 PM Eastern, which is 12 L.A. time. I think she's so clearly lying. You know, with the jury, who knows?

You never know with the jury. You know what's interesting is the last three nights, and I mean, they're talking about this on the news. The last three nights, clearly he's just taking a private jet, but Johnny Depp, because he has to be in DC for the trial. As soon as trial ends, he takes a private jet to England, to London, and he's been on stage the past three nights with the band, playing in the band.

So I'm assuming, because he has been DC, he can't not be there. Yeah, he has to sleep in the jet and come at lands, puts his scarfs on, mascara, and then the fucking goes to the courtroom. Let's just scarves the mascara. Can I give you a quick update? A defamation lawsuit between the two of them

totaling over 150 million, and the jury doesn't fill out the amounts awarded to whomever has found to be in favor. Like some paperwork error happens. So people are like, what the fuck? Like, you know, but they should be announcing it in a set. Well, just, just do that afterwards. Let's know who's guilty.

I know. Come on. Will you keep an eye on that mark? Yes. All right, Jim, what do you got, buddy? All right, first one's from Mark. And this, I thought was crazy. I think, I think, Jim catches everything with, this is from Mark.

If he doesn't find't find he did years cat was your Brendan said just Just say current events. Hey, we don't need to know That's why I'm Mark explainable. We don't need who they came from every time It's from the high this is from Marcus. It was just funny because I'm like the cuz of first I did a few dark ones the first thing This is yeah, rumor was not in bite. But is it real? You know who said it?

Oliver Stone and I trust him because of his access to Putin. And there's a lot of things that corroborate. Like he may have already beaten this cancer, but like, they talked about it on breaking points yesterday and I also trust them as far as their journalistic integrity. For sure. They were like, it's not like he has potentially something, it's like he's an old dude, first of all. So I think he's already been through treatment.

Seven? He's 70 something. Yeah, and it's like, there was some issue, you can look at like he's got this puffy face, and maybe that's due to prectous zone, and then he had some marks on his face right to yeah and so and he's pulled out of these things with a lot of corroborating evidence for you like that that makes it filler oh yeah but the the story is an fsb officer described the

Russian president's condition as severe severe form of a rapidly progressing cancer speculation ramped up the Putin was suffering with some form of serious illness is he has no more than two to three years to live, that's what's scary because he's leaving this earth. And he wants to leave his mark. Correct. So is he going to release those nukes? You don't say that's what's scary.

That's what is scary. And then you know, Biden's providing Ukraine with missiles, which is a big no-no with the NATO. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a, that mix of factors is Worrying say the least

But yeah news of the Russian leaders terminal illness emerged as part of a secret message from the Russian agent to fugitive and former FSB agent Boris Carpich Call of Carpich call of whispers about who's health beyond at least two years ago when he was said to be suffering from both Parkinson's and cancer. Rough combo. Yeah, that's tough. What? You just got to hope that he's not like, right, I'm out of two years. Let's release the news. Yeah, but he is thinking something, right?

He is taking drastic action like that with his legacy in mind. He had something like that. That's why he's invading Ukraine, right? Yeah, but you just don't know what's the extent to which he's willing to do. His legacy in mind. He had something like that. That's why he's invading Ukraine, right? Yeah. But you just don't know what's the extent to which he's willing to sign. His legacy. Yeah. You ever seen his house, dude?

No. Yes. No, I'm not. On the ribs, yeah. I had to bring that up. Yeah, I wish it was on. Because they say he's like a mega billion. We don't know how much money he has.

Look at that fucking house, dude. It's a nice, uh, on the beach. Now where is that? That's in Russia. In the black sea or something. Yeah, I don't know how much money he has. Look at that fucking house, dude. It's a nice, uh, on the beach. Now where is that, that's in the... It's in Russia. In the Black Sea or something. Yeah, I don't know. So look at that fucking castle.

It's a castle. Yeah. It's a nice castle. Apparently he has all the money in the world. Yeah. He's got all the money. How nuts is that place? Yeah, he's doing pretty well for himself.

He has wives and girlfriends, he's a kid. He's hitting kids and shit. Sure. Yeah. Red notice is a book that I'd recommend anyway He has wives and girlfriends, his kids and his kids. Yeah. Red notice is a book that I'd recommend anyway to you listening who wants to know more about the specifics of the cleptocracy that is Russia. I kind of see funnel all this money into whatever.

Oh, with oligarchs. Like, all the oligarchs. Yeah, I'd really didn't know. And how we brought, like, it took one of them and like, he's like, oh, you like this? You like being a cage? Give me your half your money. Yeah, the rest of them, the rest of the population doesn't. Suffers and it's like,

well, the biggest thing is that it's all been a thing. You can just have your property or your business taken away from you. Yeah. And buy some guy who's connected to the cremation. Yeah. But let me ask you this. So let's say Putin dies in two years. Who takes over?

Is that another shit head? Yeah, they have people in them. Another shit head? Yeah. Well, they have people online, you know, my father did business in Russia in the 90s. When the wall came down and they were all this opportunity, he did a lot of business. He was trying to business. Trying to.

And, you know, what was happening? You know, I got the fuck out and why every American got out, including some other friends I have, they were getting killed. The guys he went to have a meeting with, the guy got fucking assassinated by Mafia, Kremlin, KGB guys. Because they wouldn't agree to terms or whatever. No, just take your business. You're like, we're gonna take your business.

That's a red note, it's about, it's like, oh, oh, you're succeeding by like bringing this hedge fund, you know, into Russia. Too bad we don't like that. And then Putin decided this was gonna be a disaster for foreign investment. So he basically got the spets and outs guys to get into fans and they knew

where all these mafia guys were. They were all these like, you know, they would just be sitting there having tea. They come out of fans, they kill all of them, they shot a bunch of them. And it still didn't work at that point. It was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So, you know, I mean, I heard Putin's not like, he's not light. He's not, he's not like his approval.

And in Russia, he's like, in Russia, he's a strong man that Russians always, because remember, he did give the Russian stability prosperity to an extent in comparison, and in comparison, now other leaders, other Russian leaders of their history, he didn't kill a lot of people. He didn't, he didn't like, He didn't like, he perred. Not compared to that, but it's also like in his cabinet, like the next guy up, I heard there's like huge disc, that's why Putin always like me through them on like zoom and shit like that.

So I assume maybe the next guy up isn't gonna be as much as a, it's a problem. You run a business. You don't run a big business. You run a business and you put out a lot of fires. Think about running a country with all those I can't imagine. I can't imagine.

I can't imagine. It's a constant thing, and he's always worried about getting he's served and killed. Yeah. You know, you can't let him. I would not want that gig. No, he maybe he got it. I don't know anybody wants to be president.

The nightmare. What else you got, Jim? All right, here's another current event. Mark. Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I can open up another current event. Mark. Yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes. I can open that with that one. Oh.

So I thought this was interesting. Given art, what were you talking about earlier? My co-insentor, into the world of obesity medicine, came as a shock. So basically, she was trying to get this obesity medication and her doctors wouldn't approve it. She saw the price her pharmacy was charging 1,500 bucks a month, her insure classified it

as a vanity drug and would not cover it. The drug is- But what's the obesity pill? It's called sexenda and it's basically, like it regulates appetite and insulin and like, like a glucagon, like, you know, like it's not a stimulant in other words, you know, like, it's not, it's not a stimulant in other words,

it regulates the actual hormone. The herbs are appetite. Yeah, I think that's interesting stuff. Now let's just say you're like, I don't know, 240 pounds, pretty in good shape. You took that. Yeah, right. Right.

What happens? Well, I look at some of the side effects, you know, they always make it sound bad, but it's like, you know, to make sure sex ended, say for you, tell your doctor if you have stomach problems, causing slow digestion, kidney or liver disease, high trache, glycerol, it's heart problems,

a history, those are things that you should know for hand. Sure, what's the side effects? The side effects of sour like throwing up, you know, nausea, but again, you don't know what that, what the percent life is. Yeah, the side effects just become bleamic had when I had my psoriasis before I worked with Dan Grunner who cured me fucking when I had psoriasis I there was a cream that I does I don't need my insurance and they go well

You do because they're one to cost $1,500 and I was? And of course, then I got it for like $12. Because you use good Rx. I'm going to use good Rx. Yeah. And, but it worked, it worked not at all. Not at all. Really? Creams, that dermatologists will give you creams, they don't work. You can do Humeira, you can do, you can't get life insurance on it.

You can do certain biologics that, like, carry it back. Real shit, but the creams didn't work for you. No. Yeah, no, no. You're right. That's a joke. Remember that? Then it all went away. It's fun.

A lot of it's fun. Yes. It's something that I only found out about today. But is it a pill that anybody can take who's overweight? It's an injection. Oh. Yeah. So we just don't get hungry.

It regulates it. You feel, it makes you feel full. Not me. I'm not taking that shit. An injection. Mark too, we'm not taking that shit. An injection. Mark, did we get down the dark web? So, actually I'm going through. Because a lot of, I mean, let's just be honest,

a lot of the stuff that you buy, yeah. If there's a market for it, the only thing is like, if nobody's buying, if there's not a like a, you know, if you can't make money off it, it's not gonna work. But if there is, then yeah. Yeah, if you're a bodybuilder or a fighter and you can't wait and you take this,

you're not hungry. Yeah, because it's non-stay, everything else is kind of like, whether it's clan or caffeine or like whatever stimulant, like your body gets used to it so quickly. For sure. And it means it starts to, so something like this is an interesting thing to look into. Oh yeah, it is.

And maybe bring it to the office and just kind of leave it on the floor. Yeah. All right, and any updates on? Okay, I'm gonna do it one more time because it seems like everyone is like, they didn't fill out the paper work correctly. That's exactly me too, for some weird reason.

This is a nice. But I think about what happens Johnny Depp and the public guy is he won. Yeah. unanimous verdict, wait, my sister making me listen to the verdict. God, ah. Okay, it is unanimous verdict. Wait, my sister making me listen to the verdict. God, ah. Okay, it is unanimous verdict. That's what we know.

And... Do unanimous. Haspied for God. God, we should just live stream it. Live stream it. Actually, on your laptops. Yeah. They've reached a verdict,

but they don't, they're gonna announce it. When? I don't know, David. The other one, the other current event we had was Jada Pinkett Smith. What is it? Yeah. Jada Pinkett Smith says,

she's finally addressing the infamous Oscars slap, but rather than apologizing, she's saying Chris Rock and Will Smith both have to set aside their differences. I love that fake. You guys, it's like, well, do you have an opinion on this? Or are you saying you guys need to get into it? They're both guilty of what did.

Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. This is a really important red table talk on alopecia. Considering what I've been through with my own health and what happened at the Oscars, thousands have cut it out to me with their stories. Nope.

I'm using this moment to give our alopecia family an opportunity to talk about what it's like to have this condition and to inform people about what alopecia actually is. Now about Oscar Knight. A deepest... She has all her follicles on her forehead. These two intelligent, capable men

have an opportunity to heal, talk this out, and reconcile. The state of the world today, we need them both. And we all actually need one another, one another, and- So then, one and I are continuing to do what we have done for the last 28 years. And that's keep figuring out this thing called life together.

Thank you for listening. What a waste of time. Her hair looks like if she grew it out, it'd be super thick. You see everything there. So which is how a pizza? Yeah, all the peaches like you're missing all Johnny one. Yeah One really good guy really? Yeah, wow Of course unanimous verdict they're getting a lot of yeses right now Wow, okay, well if you nam. All you need to say about this. Give me a second.

I'm so close. Answer. Yes. Question. The statement has a defamatory implication about Mr. Dept. Answer. Yes. Question.

The defamatory implication was designed and intended by Ms. Heard. Answer. Yes. Question. Due to circumstances surrounding was designed and intended by Ms. Heard. Answer, yes. Question, due to circumstances surrounding the publication of the statement, it conveyed a defamatory implication to someone who saw it other than Mr. Depp. Answer, yes.

Wow. Do you find that Mr. Depp has proven by clear and convincing evidence that Ms. Heard acted with actual malice. Answer yes. Damn! Three, as to statement, appearing in the op-ed entitled, a transformative moment for women.

It's a win for truth. I say that. Yeah, this is the truth. The online op-ed, Amber Hur heard, I spoke up against sexual violence and faced our culture's wrath. That has to change. And the Washington Post online edition, quote, I had the rare vantage point of seeing in real time

how institutions protect men accused of abuse. End quote. Do you find that Mr. Devin has proven all the elements of defamation? Answer yes as mr. Dev proven by a greater weight of the evidence That question the statement was made or published by mr. Come on, dude. I'm sure it's yes Come on. I'm trying to say yes.

The statement was about Mr. Depth. Answer. Yes. This is all going on now? Yes. The statement was false. Answer. Yes. Question. She's all.

She has a defamatory implication about Mr. Depth. Answer. Yes. Question. The defamatory implication was designed and intended by Ms. Herd. Answer. Yes. Question. Due to circumstances surrounding the publication of this statement, it conveyed a defamatory implication to someone who saw it other than Mr. Death. Answer. Yes. I'm not talking that mr. Death has proven by clear and convincing at all. No, no Miss her acted with actual malice answer. Yes, you got destroyed fuck you guys As against Amber heard we the jury award compensatory damages in the amount of 10 million dollars

I know damn as against Amber heard We the jury award punitive damages in the amount of $5 million. 15? 15? 15. And civil case numbers, CL 2019 2911, Ms. Heard's claim against Mr. Depp. 1. As to this statement, appearing in the April 8, 2020, online edition of the Daily Mail,

quote, Amber heard in her friends in the media used fake sexual violence allegations as both a sword and shield depending on their needs. They have selected some of her sexual violence hoax facts as the sword and inflicting them on the public and Mr. Depp. Do you find that Ms. Herr has proven all the elements of defamation? Answer no. Two, as to this statement appearing in the April 27, 2020, online edition of the Daily Mail. Quote, quite simply, this was an ambush, a hoax.

They set Mr. Dept up by calling the cops, but the first attempt did not do the trick. The officers came to the pen houses, thoroughly searched and interviewed, and left after seeing no damage to face or property. So Amber and her friends spilled a little wine and roughed the place up. Got their story under the direction of a lawyer, and then placed a second call to 911. Scumbags! Do you find that Ms. Herd has proven all the elements of defamation?

Answer, yes. Has Ms. Herd proven by a greater weight of the evidence that question, Mr. Walman, while acting as an agent for Mr. Debt, made or published the statement, answer, yes. Question, the statement was about Ms. Herd. Answer, yes. Her answer yes her career she's an asshole she has no morals to do that she's gonna be there this is so beautiful for me she's gonna have to be an Aquaman 15 to pay off Johnny Deat one for the good guys one for truth fuck you get let's enter a is. That the statement by Mr. Walden. Keep listening, sir. We'll probably. To Malice. Answer.

Yes. But she said this is for her. That's for her. Yes, I don't get it. During in the April 27, 2020, online edition of the Daily Mail, quote, we've reached the beginning of the end of misheard abuse hoax against Johnny Depp. End quote.

Do you find that mis. Herd has proven all the elements of defamation? Answer. No. As against John C. Depp the second, we, the jury, award compensatory damages in the amount of $2 million. That's 17 million.

I think that's John C. Depp the second. We, the jury jury award punitive damages in the amount of $0. Okay. All right. Just either side wish to have the jury pulled. Yes, Your Honor. All right, Jamie.

Members of the jury, if this is your verdict, please answer yes. If this is not your verdict, please answer no. I agree with you. Jura number six. Jura number 10. Jura number 10. Yeah. Jura number 15.

Yeah. Jura number 16. Yeah. Remember her better strike up that only fan. So the two million verdict I guess is against depth for that really specific thing, which is like so it it's like, he gets 50 million, she gets 2 million. Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes your service in this case. I want to thank you again for your dedication and your hard work during this trial.

I know I speak for everybody here when I appreciate, tell you that we appreciate your sacrifices and your time and your public service in this matter, okay? So I'm going to have you go back to the jury deliberation room for one more time and then we'll release you from there, okay? All right, thank you. Oh, fuck. Ganty, she starts fake crying. You know what I want to bet?

I don't know how fake you could be. That your whole life just got fucking destroyed. You're $17 million in debt now? 15. Yeah, well, I guess the two million was against debt link because there was some article where they like claimed that she roughed like that. That was because they switched at some point. They're like 15 million and then like in the counter suit. Yeah, but isn't she gonna have to pay for all his lawyer

fees to since she lost? Probably. It's a two million dollar. Enjoy that. Well, enjoy that. Enjoy that. That's a lot of $17 that well that's a lot less at least at least so you know at this point she doesn't have that money she now like it says you have to make aquaman 17 just a page of like for real she might be

thinking about it only fans are finding a very rich husband or you know there's got to be something like having a kid with a billionaire but you can claim poverty you can claim like I don't have that. You just found that $79 that you were gonna give to those people. You're gonna have to give right over you. Yeah, yeah, that you were definitely, you know, you're definitely gonna give that to them. Yeah, now you're $8 million in debt or fuck.

Yeah, one for the good guys. Wow, I think women and men for that matter will think twice before they start spreading I do for you ruin somebody's life with an accusation and when somebody can't defend themselves You know, yes, it's like and it's and if it's 22 years later I guess you just got to eat all the dicks and then you got a journalist that's super you get a journalist That's just dying to be you know to make a name for themselves And they go to Twitter or they try to find people and it's it's it's it's what it is. It's coming back around What else you got you?

Um, I'm down to Johnny Debt. We're out two hours. How many guys want? Go I mean is there any more good one? That was a good way to end we can end on a neighborhood unless you got some else You'll see a great watch shark getting a seal, but it's very, very bad the video. I kinda do want to see it. So this is the very first one of the season and this is the Massachusetts and Nantucket. That's nature.

And it's annoying because the girls in the video, you'll see. You'll see. Oh, my God. Can you hear it? It's a seal swimming for his knife. Women are screaming about nature. You could see the blood, which is kind of cool.

You see that right? That's so wild. I've been swimming on that beach. I've been swimming on that beach many times, back in the day. Great white's everywhere. It gets deep right away too. Would you go again, no, after seeing this?

I would never swim in the ocean, never again. Not with that shit. That was a terrible video. Would you go again? No, I'm for singles. I would never swim in the ocean never again. Now that's it. That was a terrible video. I know. I told you it was gonna be terrible. I thought it was gonna be terrible. It's like boring. It's like boring. So this happened and people are so stupid.

They get like super close to it. It's like place to be games when stupid. Yeah, but people continue to do it. Yeah, you can continue to keep them fun here. Let me see this one. But here's the thing. This is not the video of the actual goring. So woman guy's the gory. Just a question hanging out. No's the thing, this is not the video of the actual goring. So woman guy, goring.

Just a question hanging out. No, actually, so this is actually kind of an entertaining video, but so bison goring a woman after she walked up to him in Yellowstone Park, which happens, I guess pretty frequently, bison's are the ones that are responsible for the most of the cats. Super aggressive.

But people keep wanting to get close and taking pictures. It's so stupid. So this is a previous one in 2020, and then this girl plays dead after she gets close to it watch. Playdead. I didn't know Buffalo chill if you play dead Yeah, you stay down But you're so dumb god do me a favorite quick yelling at you guys are so dumb for being out Yeah, Jim Gaffkin bit about playing dead when your parents like who wrote that the bears like oh play dead and rapper

So from honey But she made it out by playing done. Yeah, get the fuck out of there. Well, you know, so stupid, yeah. Don't do that with, yeah, but just leave the buffalo alone. If I, by Sino, but by Sino also didn't gory her. Yeah, she's fine. We tried it. No, the other lady got gory though.

Yeah, the other lady got fucked up. Wanna see a quick knockout? This is Marius. Oh yeah, it's a great knockout too. He was like a strong man winner. And yeah, this guy's not, he's not a's a Trump either the guy fought is like 30 something in nine God get in the ref and he's so jacked all that yeah he went over the top and then did the same thing look like I wanted to bring up something we talked about in yesterday's episode

My mood Sebi is the guy I find out who you're talking about All the guy like tag them like you You know from Egypt. Oh, they did he hear about Yeah, so my mood Sebi and they say yeah, I think that was his name Mahmoud Mahmoud and then S e b i e yeah that was his name Mahmoud. Mahmoud. And then S.E.B.I.E. Yeah, I mean, even Mahmoud. Yeah, his physique is ridiculous. Yeah, there he is.

Super thin waist. I was like, he's long on. That's the crone great deal. That's it dude, you found him. He looked better than even that. In the person, he was like,

he skin looked even better than that. You're like, what the fuck? Yeah, I used to, I mean, I've had different skin. I had different skin. I had some, what the fuck? Yeah, I used to, I mean, I've had you do have some good genetic. Yeah, handsome son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah. Wow, Olympic wrestler too. Yeah, shreds.

Look at those calves. His abs look better than that. I don't know, it's weird. It's hard to be lost out, but you can, like, he's got you have insertions. It's super broad chest. Now he looks fantastic. He looks thin though, yeah.

So he's probably 85. Big guy, it looked pretty big to me. He does not look like an 85 or what. Every bit of that. Look on him at that. I'm a giant. I'm guessing 17. Yeah, it looks like he's here for a day.

Yeah, maybe five, 11. I don't know how much what he sucks down to, but you know, Rose Russell's can suck all the way. Right, yeah, at least competing. He's one, I'm sure he's going to worry about it. Go down, Chin. He's just starting out. I'm going to look at a bright nose.

He's just starting out. I wonder, he at it right now. He's just starting out. You look like a wedded... What did he wrestle at in college? I mean, in that college. Yeah, he's a 170 pounder. Yeah. Yeah. There you go, good call.

Yeah, 170. Raccoon. Walks around and play 200. They're going... Shout out to Mahmoud. Mahmoud, Mahmoud. Yeah, Mahmoud Fawzi. Yeah.

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