The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 804: Old Man Stripper

Episode Date: June 7, 2022

The guys question if Liver King is natty or not and talk tough Bostonians, Bryce Mitchell on the Schaub Show, fake news, Bryan as an old man stripper and re-reading of the Old Testament, Benihana, Johnny Depp dropping 60k on dinner to celebrate winning the defamation trial, the Disney employee who ruined a proposal and much more! DraftKings: If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/MI/NJ/PA/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org/chat  (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), 1-877-770-STOP (7867) (LA), 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY), visit OPGR.org (OR), call/text TN REDLINE 1-800-889-9789 (TN), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/LA/MI/ /NJ/NY/ PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Min. $5 deposit required. Eligibility restrictions apply. See http://draftkings.com/sportsbook for details.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Okay, 10th, here we are ladies and gentlemen, another episode of Fighter in the Kid Another one. Another one. Now I had to take two planes to Richmond, Virginia is a nice town. Nice town. These ghosts, I need to explore these ghosts a little more because everywhere around these ghosts there's some nice part. Not Canadian Dicey, some part of the board. Yeah, but not New York. Even Virginia, you're a little Dicey on it. But Richmond, Virginia is a beautiful town, always has been, college town, very good college. Yeah, Richmond, right?

Really good school. Yes. And there's a lot of us, a lot of them. A lot of them. What I forgot about the East Coast is that when you walk out in the morning, you hear all kinds of animals, birds, everything. You just hear, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go especially up there where when I tell you in January, Yank walking around with your face exposed. Yank, I went and did laugh Boston in January.

They were like, where's your scarf? Oh, it's one of their reasons out there. Yeah, I tried to walk a mile. No, I tried to walk a half a mile. And I darted into a fucking first store. And I'll tap out, tap out. It was, you'll rush in, you'll feel my face. Red Robin, just to get right from there.

Anything. No, I've had the, like, where was I, yeah, Buffalo was freezing. This is my thing. So in Boston, right, they have a, they need New York too, like Mafia and Boston, they had Whitey Bulger, like, I assume they just shut it down in January.

Well, even Whitey Bulger's like, yeah, let's get to February. But you know what? They're not doing any deals during need deals during the year but they do but they fucking do the east coast keeps on the show tough uh... that's why they are tough that's whether more aggressive on the east coast there's so much i think i actually have it i'm probably completely wrong i actually have a theory on this and we're terrible i have a theory on this

when you go to bossed in you go to filly but you could have lost and let's just Let me tell you what, go. I have a theory on this. When you go to Boston, you go to Philly, but you go to Boston, let's just take Boston. You go to a bar. I feel like I am by far the thinnest weakest person in that bar. They're aggression in the air and the winter forces you to develop an extra layer. They did a study on it.

It's like Russians. What's that? It's like Russians. You look at so many from Russia, like they have just this extra layer. They did a study on... It's like Russians. What's that? It's like Russians. You look at so many from Russia, like they have just this extra layer of life. Yes, and they're, and like they were, they were wondering why a lot of men in prison, even though they eat a lot of starch,

and the food's not good, but they get really thick without steroids. They get big, big, big. What they, the theory, the working theory is interesting, which is when you're in a situation where it's dangerous all the time, it's a risk. Your testosterone is spiked all the time. Oh, it's constantly. So when you're in an extreme environment like that, your fucking testosterone is always at 11. So you're, yeah, so you're always, so when you lift and you eat, you just get,

it's on your body's naturally making more testosterone. You're always in combat. You're always so when you lift and you eat you just get it's so your body's naturally making more test I always you come back you're always more you you never know you always have to be ready. You got to always be ready Well, I'm gonna Throne this theory the lies New York so woke Because they're the woke is because they got a fuckload of money and you're talking about the 1% When you talk your point Brian when you talk about New York, you're talking about 1% when you talk your point Brian when you talk about New York you're talking about the elite 1% you're talking about it's an international city by the the aristocrats yes the original New York the New Yorkers that built New York

that were New York that was a very different thing good point very different thing yeah and the woke up power and then turn the city upside down when you're very well then San Francisco said hold our Watch this what was so when when Silicon Valley so the who the people in me is looking I would just a bunch of dudes a bunch of guys who are probably nerdy but very smart And and had a lot of testosterone, but they couldn't put it in anything, but you know building these crazy They were they were outlaws. They're crazy and and but building these crazy, they were outlaws. They're crazy.

And that's what made that city so ridiculous. But again, hard times make strong men, strong men make easy times, easy times make weak men. And it's fucking, when you have everything, when you have all that money, when you have comes off, well, you also are able to worry about things that don't really matter. Or yeah. You're right, in like in the grand scheme of things.

That's be honest. Like go tell you crane your problems right now. Let me go. Yeah. Like wait what? Yeah. You're upset about what? That's right.

That's right. That's exactly right. Yeah, because once you're at the top, that's when you can get up there and you're worrying about stuff that really is at the important to the masses, it's more of an individual. Well, think about them, think about most of us. We're all working really hard to build a business

and make money. We all have to constantly work to make money. I know a lot of people, they have money, but you never, it never ends. How many people do you know they could stop working and speak? Two. Two. I was in about that today. I know, two.

Do you know anything you just stop? No, I know, two. No, because I'm going to be a little stressed about money and like planning too. Do you know anything you just stop? No, I know to know because I'm a real Stress about money like planning which you know I've planned stuff like that But it's like and your business manager goes you want six months where shit hit the fan You're good for six months. I'm like yeah, no doubt. We have that but it's like but what if it's like two years I mean goes we have like 0.01 percent of clients who are good for two years of no income no work He was that's unheard of no income, no where. He was, that's unheard of.

You need so much money. Yeah. Well, you have to live in a little hobble. You can't, the problem is when you start making money, you're not gets bigger. And so there's no, there's just no fucking way. So you've always got to be working. But if you look at, it's really interesting.

Because if you look at the, the woke sort of, the woke, where the wokeness came from, which is these universities, it's really interesting, because if you look at the woke, sort of the woke where the wokeness came from, which is these universities, it didn't come from poor people, and it didn't come from people who work with their hands, and it didn't come from people who have been the military, and it didn't come from people who came from work to class backgrounds.

It came from very cushy, wealthy academics, highly educated people who had a lot of time to sit around and think, but I think it's really interesting too, because when you talk about, like if you actually look at the agenda of the work, whether they know or not, the reason they talk about Marxism,

so so the idea is if you actually look at the woke agenda, it's really about tearing down the power structure that exists. And the only way to do that is to say that the power structure is only one thing. It's a white tyrannical patriarch. But the only way to make change, and Karl Marx said this, who created communism, everybody, he said that the biggest enemy to revolution is the faith. Is the faith.

Is the faith. Okay, good. You're trying. You're trying. I thought ideas because I can read that book. Right, you're trying. But he was a guy who said religion is the opium of the masses and he didn't like religion.

Why? Because what is Christianity as an example? He was probably talking about Christianity. What does Christianity do? Well, it's not gonna foster revolution. You're judging people too. Well, no, also, but it's a Christian or say you are immersed in the Christian faith

or at least that's your culture. The idea is that, yeah, shit's not good for me, but I can bear my cross. There's meaning and suffering, the meek-shell and herithe earth, strengthened this life, I'm not gonna, I've been to my sins all that, yeah. So I'm not gonna go kill my boss

or tear down the factory. So Mark said, well as long as you have the faith like that, you gotta kill God because otherwise, because people have to be so angry and God must have to be angry enough to tear down society and rebuild it to create what? Heaven on earth a utopia

Interesting. Yeah, I'm not woke enough. I was Swiss to do this venue. I don't say the venue name. I told you this. Yeah. It's a one night before I'm doing this stuff Mother is a one night and I played it before I don't three times you and I played it before you shot a one night and I played it before. I don't have three times here and I played it before. You shot a special there. And I always book it, it's not a huge theater. I get theaters in one night. You know, I don't know, hopefully sell that bad boy out. And the person that runs it responded to my team goes, sorry, Brendan doesn't align with our beliefs

and isn't woke enough. Yeah. What? Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Seriously? Yeah. Straight up, straight up discriminatory. And this is a,

but this is so important to keep in mind. I went, you know, me, like I'm not Mr. far right. I'm not far left. I'm not Mr. woke. And then you said, you said either?

No, no specific. Just went his alignment with certain people and his, his on response to the woke movement. We can't have him here And all that. I was like, what? Yeah, so warm ass. So you are not so so that The won't 90% of the country but the woke talks about the woke talks about being there for the marginalized They're not the woke is there if the margillite helping them out if the marginalized they're only you're if you're a black woman, if you're a black person or a person of color, transgender, you're only, you're only, you're only allowed to be part of their movement. If you align with the ideology, otherwise you're out. You can't be a black, you can't be a black conservative. You

also can't be, can't be Caitlin Jenner. No, hold on, you got to align with all of us. Otherwise you're voted off the eye. So it's not about the people. It's about the ideology. So he's been going. So the the Democrats a lot like it's very interesting because this this black supreme court justice was they were given the Republican's like hell for the questions they were asking black woman. She's very good. They did that to home boy. Well, not all years prior. Yeah. We're planning to get out there.

Clarence Thomas, but they also there was was a black woman who was a conservative, who was up for the California Supreme Court, and she was completely lambasted and basically blocked and who led that charge, Joe Biden. So don't tell me that the woke is about the marginalized. They're about the people as long as they are aligned with their agenda. You know what I mean? I'll write up Shob's Reel this morning.

You know Bryce Mitchell, Thugnasty, Bryce Mitchell? Yeah. Featherweight, undefeated. Yeah. I think he's ranked number seven or nine or something like that, but he wants, you know, his management wants to top five fight firm. But, meaning we're talking yesterday,

I wanna have them on Food Truck, but he lives on a farm. In what, Arkansas, Chinnestown? Yeah, toss it off. He lives on a farm there, right? So he's like, ah, my home body man, I really don't travel, and so I have to, sometimes I will,

but we'll figure it out. It was too much, I was like, let's just do a Zoom call right for right now. He does a Zoom call. He's on a farm, so the service is not great, you know, it keeps freezing stuff, but he's behind him and he's like, kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikik But you know him because he he was on Fox news All the outlets because he was talking about vaccines that's right now the government wants to control us So yesterday he goes hey, man

He's like, you know, I've been following you for a while I know you know what I represent, but you know, we don't have to just talk about fighting. I said bro Again, I'm not a journalist you want to talk about the gun control, which I know he's big on I know you want to talk about gun control whatever bring it on is big on it, you wanna talk about gun control, whatever, bring it on, brother, like whatever you wanna do. Now, do I agree with everything that he's saying? No, and some of it he's misinformed. I did try to inform him on it, because I think he did aerial show and aerial is like,

dude, you're spending misinformation and whatever. And I think for him, you know, he's a young man, and he comes from Arkansas, he comes from the country, and guns are everything in freedom of speech, and COVID and he has his philosophy on the government, how it's controlling us, and guns are everything in freedom of speech. And COVID, and he has his philosophy on the government, how it's controlling us, and all that stuff, which is fine. I was asking about gun control

because he's big on second amendment. And he said, I do think government is involved with these school shootings. That's why I press back on it. I don't think the government's killing fourth graders. And then he goes, no, I don't mean to like that. And he was saying that the government, I think, is aware of him could do more to stop him

and they're just not because it helps them pass the gun laws. So they take that a lot from the conspiracy, guys. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, that's not responding. I'm like in a debate among that, but I just told him,

and he was like, like, look how long it took in that shooting in Texas, recent over the fourth graders but I just told him and he was like, like, look how long it took in that shooting in Texas recently with the fourth graders. And he goes, and it was a transgender guy and in my head I'm like, well, no, no, no. So then once he got finished saying this part, I go, I get with like the misinformation and I go, just so you know, and it's true.

Like, I fell into the same kind of weird space because, well, because you're hearing this stuff. Well, not only hearing it because social media, there's no journalist, like, you know what I'm saying? Like Mark could fire up. There's no censor. Yeah, there's no censor.

There's no censor. There's no censor. So anybody can say anything. So when that shooter was going on, they found pictures that looked just like him, a man in a dress and they're like, oh, it's a transgender shooter. Because obviously then the laughs

not gonna run with the narrative, all that stuff, right? And that came out and people were sending me that, like, oh, it's a transgender shooter. Because obviously then the laughs, not gonna run with the narrative, all that stuff, right? And that came out and people were sending me that, like, oh, this transgender shot, the school, I was like, holy shit, not that I gave a fine. It wasn't true. It wasn't true. It was true. But that went viral on then it.

The actual transgender person in that dress goes, whoa, this is me, I agree, I look similar. I did not show up to school, please stop spraying the room. Yeah. But if you're Bryce and he, you know, he's not in social media, he looks at that, but then if you don't look into it further,

you're gonna think that. So it is misinformation at the same time. He's also in a current culture where a younger man who's getting it from social media and there's no regulatory kind of commission to go, no, no, no, that's fake news. Or we can't confirm this, don't spread that. So he was like, go, it's transgender.

I will know. And I said, also with the shooting, how long it took, I'm with you. They drove me nuts. I have a kid who's going in the first grade. I have a two year old. And I told him I said, they're in a cop in this world who could stop me from entering that school.

They're gonna have to shoot me in the back. Like there's not a chance he was, yeah, brother, that's right. But I talked to a cop. My father and I was cop for 30 years. When he talked to a cop, I said, and this is what helps me get perspective. When he talked to a cop, now did they make mistakes

100% I told him a small town had no clue how to deal with this shooting, this act of shooter. And there's certain things they could have done to prevent more less deaths. But I said, the reason why he was in there so long and he had his come back and you're like, I don't know if you like this or agree with it, but I said, you gotta realize,

it went from active shooter to hostage situations. And then Bryce goes, you guys keep saying that, but there's gunshots ringing off of him killing those kids. That should go from a hostage situation to him murdering kids. They should enter the building. And he goes, when those cops sign up, as cops,

they say, hey, we're gonna, with our lives, we're gonna defend these kids and they did not do that. And I said, fear point. Yeah, but I'm really quiet about this stuff, and here's why. Because you don't know. I'm not a cop, I wasn't there, I sure as fuck know, nothing about a hostage situation or an active situation.

I'm not trained for that. I don't know all the little variables on the ground. So, I knew you don't want them talking little variables on the ground. So I knew don't want to talk in a multiple cops. Yeah. They said it was not handled correctly. I'm sure. Not sure. As far as not rushing in from the bat. That's because they were under an impression of the hostage situation. Yeah. But then once the gunner, once the gun, once the gun, two cops shot and wounded. That's a good question. No, you're right. Yeah. Okay. So two cops were shot. I mean, you stopped

going in. No, but but it does mean that Yeah, couple of things. Okay, so two cops were shot. I don't mean you stopped going in. No, but it does mean. That's part of the gig. A lot of them thought, I wasn't there. So I think everybody's got these points of view on this. But here's my thing being, that's why I said to Bryce, I said, the reason why I'm such a fan of yours, would I agree with your points or not? I do think some of this misinformation

on all accounts, left, right, middle, everybody doesn't know what the fuck happened. Only the people there know what happened and we get the reports and we're like, oh, it's easy for us to come up with judgment. When comes the price said, the reason why I like you and I root for you is because you speak your truth.

Most athletes are told to shut up and dribble, shut up and fight, but you double down and because it's natural to you, not doing it to you, it clicks or like these far from that. Yeah. I said, the reason why I like you is because you speak natural to you, not doing it to you, it clicks or like these far from that. Yeah. I said the reason why I like you is because you speak your truth and you believe in it. Whether I agree with it right or wrong, it doesn't matter.

You're doing what you think's right in your heart and that's why I fuck with you, man. Now, what he said, do I agree with all of it? No, of course not. But a lot of it, I can see how people come to that conclusion. But there are a lot of, see the fucking problem with misinformation is this. You got good people like this kid

Who is simply getting the wrong information and then getting passionate about it and then Galvanizing a community or joining a community and adding his voice to the mix. Okay, got a break running Hey, let's take a little break buddy because you know what dude. There's a big UFC come up this Saturday Yeah, it's take a little break buddy because you know what dude there's a big UFC coming up this Saturday Yeah, yeah, it's a big one man UFC two seventy five is finally here and our friends at Draft King sports book the official sports betting partner of the UFC Has a heavyweight offer this weekend. All right. It's so much fun Finally kid army you can get in on it because I got my picks all right I picked yeary chef-chenko and we lay all now listen, if you're in bed on Yeri,

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to speak on these things. And I, you know, that's where, that's the challenge for everyone. And the more sinister thing is that it would, since you can spread this false information, since you can say, somebody can just say, hey, this shooter was a trans kid. Can rally the troops around that. So when you say this kid was a trans kid, everybody goes, ah, see these trans people were killing people, okay?

Cause I heard that too. Yeah. Now, if there's an election and you have, comes down to the wire and you have a very sophisticated group of people that can throw out misinformation and bots or whatever. And they hit the population with a really great story that's super seductive, three hours before they hit the polls.

You screwed. You don't have time to tell them it's bullshit and you can win an election that way. So everybody's like, I always allow all information. Okay, yeah, I understand that. Until people are so good at fucking with information that they get somebody that you totally disagree with, elected into office and they do it over and over again.

So now what? But be to that point, there should be some sort of oversight of information being put out there, because what you can also do is rally the troops, the in cells, over a narrative of racism or whatever transgender black people, and it's like, well, hold on. Where if you had someone to educate on the opinion,

go sit down and get into their group chat and go, hold on, dude, you're off on this, you're off on this, you're off on this, you're off on this, and they go, oh, but because it's not in their narrative and can spread this misinformation and really capitalize on it, and that's where you get mass shootings.

So here's where I get it. Raleigh and Tifa and Proudly. It gets dicey, dude. This is where, I'm gonna take a little heat for this, but it's important to say. So the mainstream media really dropped the ball because it used to be that I never agree with a lot of things that the Washington Post, New York Times,

you know, places like this. They come out with articles that are very slanted. And I think that there's an agenda there. But the one thing about the New York Times, Washington Post, etc. At least back when I was coming up, you knew that the information was vetted. It was really vetted. They fucked up sometimes. But for the most part, they have a very strong vetting process.

Why? Because the entire business world, like with the Wall Street Journal, they were banking on. Yeah. Okay. So, but. They lost their way.

They lost, well, look, when you float a story about Russian collusion. Be. Yes. Money. When you're floating a story about Russian collusion and a three-year investigation, tear investigation with all that money

finds a nothing further, fucking nothing. You've got a problem, man, because now you've got people in power like Hillary Clinton and on a shift and all of them constantly saying, putting this narrative out, and they knew that there was no actual information. And the problem is, is that, remember, they didn't start off like that.

They started off where they earned the trust of people. So then what they say, people like, well, if she's saying it has to be true, what you gotta do is raise a question. But now what happened? Where, this Russia, collusion, all that, and what do we find out? That Biden's son was more involved with the Russians

and across sea business than anybody else. But that doesn't get reported. Yes, what happened? You see me hit the mic like that? Yeah. You see that, people lose fucking faith in media. Yeah, and that's't get reported. So what happened? You see me hit the mic like that? Yes. You see that, right? People lose fucking faith in media. Yeah.

And that's a big problem. Because, well, the media sold their soul to the devil with money. Because instead of reporting stories, they want, we need ratings. Now you can't, you can't turn on Fox, you can't turn on CNN because they both have these insane agendas. One hates this guy, the other hates this person. So it's like, I can see it's not you.

I listen to Fox and I'm like, oh boy, here they go. They're not giving anybody the benefit of the doubt. It's all like, they wanna kill us. They wanna put us in concentration camps. You know, it's like, it's like this. My joke is like with CNN, they can find racism in any quality of the way I've ghost hunter can find a fucking ghost.

Correct. And then Fox, Fox is like racism. We gave him the vote. What are you talking about? It's like, I can finish their sentences. Then you get political leaders. Something was really interesting about Trudeau up in Canada said something great.

I think it was Jordan Peterson said, handsome guy. Handsome son of a bitch. Not damn it. I know. Him and Newsom. Handsome devil. You can finish Newsomome you can finish and there

I'm there's not just picking on the left But definitely you can with Gavin Newsom and and doesn't you know I can finish their sentences You know why if there's a position global warming gun control masks whatever it is All they do is read from the handbook I I can tell you, they don't have to be there. They should just have a talking head that goes, that basically says exactly, by word for word, scripted, what the far left is gonna hold to be true.

But the right, same to bright, same way. A hundred percent, the right, same way. Like take clues, like with the guy, and I'm like, I know he's gonna say, or a abbot, you're like, I know what he's gonna say. That's called ideology, that's called it. That's not good's called in the audience. I'm like, I know he's gonna say, or Abbott, you're like, I know what he's gonna say. That's called in the ideology. That's called in the ideology. That's not good.

But who out there is gonna solve this problem? Not the two of us, Baba. No. Is it Elon Musk? People are pushing back. I know, but what outlet is gonna go, hey, we realize there's a problem. We're gonna only give facts from left right.

Only facts here. I know. Who's doing that? Dude, we're gonna only give facts from left right, only facts here. I know. Who's doing that? Dude, we're in a debate right now. We're fucking the biggest debate is, should they censor information, or should they not? And I'm, I don't know, you know what? I'm 55, I actually don't know the fucking answer.

I don't know the answer. This is my same thing with gun control. How's it going? At what point do we go? All right, we'll just leave it at the wild west, ain't working, because there's a lot of in sales, there's a lot of negativity

and the way it's affecting kids, so aside, this ain't working. Do you think it's gonna get better by not doing anything? Do you think, or do you think it stays the same? Oh, I know, I know, that's a very important question that you're asking, and we've got our answer. You can't run from the question.

Okay. And then, so do you have that on freedom of speech? As far as gun control, are things getting better the way we're doing it, or is it getting worse? Because the numbers are safe, seeing way worse. Well, let me get you to... And then also with the numbers, now, depending the way you look at the stats, guns are the number one thing that kills children now.

It used to be car wrecks. Guns, if you include 17 year olds, now more kids die by guns than anything else. Let me give you suicide All this I want to give you some stats on that because we're gonna take heat So I want to just and this is something from I I listen to a guy's very informed on this thing's name is Charlie Kirk Kirk and Here's the interesting thing about gun control that people should know number one Where the only country in the world that includes suicides, okay?

If you take suicides out of that equation, okay? You just saw my brother's guy. And so I think it was last year, let's take the stats for last year. You have roughly 8,000 gun deaths. 80% of those gun deaths, 80% set. So of the 8,000, about 700 are actually, about 700 are actually accidental discharges, okay?

All right, about discharges, okay? They're accidental discharges. So now you got about 7,000 of those. Oh, that's 7,000 have changed. 80% of the deaths of the gun deaths are inner city gang-on-gang violence with handguns. That leaves about 2,000 homicides done which includes mass shooters. Okay. Of the mass shooting about I think it's 3 to 4% are actually used, they use a rifle. Okay. So it's very interesting to see these, these actual, when you break these stats down, it's

really interesting to say that. Of course, it's a problem. When 5th graders get in trouble. When you say 45,000 deaths, it's actually about 2,000 homicides. And obviously nobody wants this. But then also, but also, we really, we really appreciate that statistic,

but also to say, well, let's take two of us side out. Well, no, that's a huge issue. That's killing a lot of people. Well, so now we're dealing with what? We're dealing with mental illness. Mental illness thing. And now,

and these shooters, that Buffalo shooter, and that fucking this kid, they were showing signs of major mental illness. Hold on. The Parkland shooter made your size, yeah, the FBF was alerted twice to this kid. For sure, but the Buffalo shooter would be a case to me,

it would be monitoring freedom of speech, and having this misinformation, him being compromised to a group. So it's not freedom of speech when having this misinformation him being, you know, compromised to a group. So it's not freedom of speech when you're making direct threats. Try not to freedom of speech. You're making direct threats. But I'm sorry, on censoring information.

Yeah, that's where that argument comes in with that kid. Well, the kid showed up, I believe it's school, and I have to check this. I think it was him who showed up school for a week in a complete hazmat suit. Correct. It wouldn't take us. Now, the students and the teachers like this kid is crazy.

This kid something is very wrong with this kid and they were all afraid of him. He would make really weird faces. There were signs along the way that this kid was so mentally ill he was going to do something insane. Now, why is it that a kid this unhinged was able to buy fucking two AR-15s or whatever on his birthday? And now we got to call him.

And the AMO, but then also. Guns in general, forget. AR just means our armor light. Thank you guys for educating me. Armor light, armor light, which is a company. That makes M4 and M6. But also that kid showed signs on social media. I was able to find a group to compromise

and make them extreme. You're not gonna find a group. Well, it's gonna be easier to find a group online. If you like eating poo, you can find your group on fucking five. Yeah, they found me forever. They found me on there. Oh yeah, I was like, well, I'm not doing what? I don't wanna find this group.

How crazy, what? What'd you eat for breakfast? What? Absolutely not here. Hey man, we've been a little dark. Are we okay? I don't think this is dark. Good talk, right?

I enjoy it. But then again, I'm a political science major, guys. You know, 2005 and more politics, whatever. That voice? Why don't you just fucking, why don't you, why don't you DJ at a script club? And now, coming to the state, right? It would have stayed here. He's old.

He's wrinkled, but he's got a great attitude and he's flexible for a 55-year-old. I know he looks weird as body's really wrinkly and old, but positive attitude. He's got a day takes change, ladies and gentlemen. He's the only sugar we have that takes token. That's right, because he still uses payphone. Yeah. Heavy deck. Nope, guys gotta have it, but even heavier balls.

Heavy or balls coming to the stage. If you're thinking of crypto or cash app forget about it This cash only he's older this antique this antique has been doing his lunges his ass is still got it ladies and gentlemen Still got a bit of a bobo and hopefully in vis line get to a rock car gentlemen Cuz he's wearing them cuz he's worried about his teeth out of all the things All right, when he talks to you. He will be spitting in your face by accident all right This guy will work for free Just give him some attention and head his legs and this is all nude venue, but he will have his sandals on

You'll be wearing his toe-hole flip-flops ladies and gentlemen So he doesn't move very well and hey ladies if you're not wet already He's gonna have sandals and visolina. That's right. And this here is leaving as we speak Don't let him sit on your lap because he's got a leaky behind. That's what happens when you're older. He's got a leaky mudwist, so ladies and gentlemen, so he's wearing very thin diapers.

He's only here at 8.30 pm because he's tired. He won't be here for the late show, so get your money while he can. We're gonna get him hopped up on coconut or all, his heart will probably stop, so get him while you can. Get him. Two weeks only, Ryan, the kid rings Cal rings call it he fidgets he fidgets hard

I would be good and ladies and women for conversation boy there's none better he might not look like much but he is a fun combo politics check history gun control check covid he's not winning this fuck he's got plenty of opinions and aren't even his but they were given to him by somebody on YouTube like Jordan Peterson If this guy can fucking parent if you miss if you miss the latest tectok he will regurgitate it in your ear and get all the facts wrong

But it'll be rock hard lady rock hard. That's right. He's the only 55 year old who needs no Fucking biagra why testosterone may be pervert definitely. Alright, boom boom, forget about it. Who do it wherever? Oh, especially eating Asin Alley's ladies. Give it up. He eats half one night only. Man, I eat Asin Alley's ways. Cala, here he is ladies. He works for change. Throw those coins at his face. He bruises easily. He can't assimilate iron.

Yes, two kids, this is getting sad. Three kids, he's getting five, oh, three now. So even better, give him your token. Which means he's got a hustle for 20 more years, years, years. Are you into Hockey sack, who Hockey sack naked with his dick out? One of my life was like in 1985, he can tell you. He graduated high school before you were born. Who in here went to New York?

He loves out my New York as well. He's got a lot of New York stories. Some of them might not be his, but he's so desperate to be a New Yorker that he comes up with things. But I tell you, I got the bitch you can't name a slayer that he won't say it's my friend. it up. We're brun yelling me when I would like try to be tough And I get I get angry and I and I go like this my buddy Hunter Moss knows everything about me

I grew up over the world my mother is from Brooklyn. She is Sicilian and I go and so sometimes I become Sicilian and I go let me fucking tell you something right now that fucking I literally I go I Let me tell you right now. I'll, I literally, I go, I, let me tell you right now. I'll fucking show up that guy's fucking, but I'll punch him right in the fucking, I was so angry and Hunter goes, wow, because where Brian isn't from, they do that stuff all the time. I'm also like doing this super bit. I was imagining it was a gay club

but for like guys in the audience. Oh no, no. And then you're like, ladies, I'm like, oh shit, right, it would be like, you know. Well, Mark's speaking of fucking body, dog. You're an Instagram post. Bring up Mark's body on this Instagram post. Is it a new one?

I'm keep going. This fuck, I don't see it on. Here's what I do. What a body. Actually, a lot of people think, like, I'll get accused of this stuff. You can just post truly, I don't really, I give myself enough attention.

When I will, I'll have a bunch of picks where I'm like, I took these over the course of a few weeks. I just wanna get them out. So I did one of these. Go back all the way back. I have to spell Jack, might be. Yeah, treat yourself, Chad. Treat yourself to the...

Okay, there's multiple picks on. I don't know. I'm gonna go pick on that one. Yeah, there's multiple picks on this one. Yeah, go, that's not even the good one. We, you go forward. Yeah. Look at this. That's a good body, dude My thing anybody hating on this who would if I had that body, though who was I do the podcast in my shirt off

Who doesn't want that body? What that dick do though? Let me see more. He's got a dick too. He's got a deep voice Yeah, I like his I like his legs. Look at that. Look at that. I'm also extremely angry with that. This is just all my family. Nadi is fuck. I was gonna say, Mark, did you set the phone up on the thing and then you'll hustle back and take the big? Now, if you think I'm embarrassed

to people walking by me in the 24-footed school in the locker room, it's my life. I'm sorry, I've bitten that bullet. I'm not gonna play it off and pretend like I'm not doing this. Hey, can I actually only deliver King? Yeah. He's natural, it's fuck, right?

I mean, that's really my only bone to pick with him is. He says he's not even credit for everything else, correct? He seems to be. I don't what do you look like, I don't want to get him on the guy. No, we're not hating this. He's right, because I like to compartmentalize. I kind of like him. No, I think he's great.

He's actually my, I've made a running joke. Oh no, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey. Everybody knows that. I kind of like him. No, I think he's great. He's actually, I've made a running joke. Oh, no, no, no, no, hey, hey, hey, everybody knows that. But he's so awesome. No, he doesn't give a shit. He's never wearing clothes. Yeah, he's always like that. He's always like that. And that's what I admire.

He's pulling it off. He does have an amazing, you don't get that, you could take all the stairs in the pool and have the physique if you don't frame like an animal. Yeah, I don't have any that John's been on that. That's the guy that only he only eats liver raw organs and and he cooked meat raw organs He's a family man. He's got a great. It seems like he's got a great dad. He's got a great family like people like to hate on him Because I guess he's probably getting a little help

But so what there's a lot of work. Yeah, and he den, which I guess like, I have empathy for that because I go, maybe if you have it in your head, you can't admit that because of your business, sure. Cause maybe it looks just admitting you're doing something illegal. You know the thing is, I mean, in my experience, done to the head, would I say he's on something probably,

I will say though, man, there's some freaks out there and I've been around them where they just, it's tough. I know, I argue with you, there's some freaks out there and I've been around them where they just it's tough. I know I argue with you there's certain things that I like. Because you're genetic framework, you're like you're lean no matter what like. Yeah. And then you put on muscle so what you do that. I'm not that much bigger than I was in high school.

Yeah. Naturally right. It's like maybe I'm 20 pounds there. But yeah. This guy obviously if we could find him as a teenager, he probably looked somewhat like this. The muscle bellies are filling out. Don't a young lover, King. I don't know if there's a lot of pictures of him online.

I'm just saying like, the reason we look at bodybuilders and go, oh my God, he looks like he's uncertain. He's pretty jacked. Right. So you don't have to, for example, tits that big, like, no, he's already genetically just, like most people will never develop a chest, like he has as a teenager in their entire life. No.

I think he's awesome. I think he's like the American. He's just, I love... Also, he's just, he's just the... What he preaches is actually pretty dope. Like he is a little bits of wisdom and approaches to life where I go outside of the eating raw meat, you don't have to agree with that.

Outside of saying he's natural, you don't have to agree with that. But his approach to life is legitimate. That's right. But my thing is, so people are hating on this guy for saying he's that that's disgusting. But if people are saying they're hating on for being all natural, I don't, you know, I don't see social media. So is he on the concy saying all that? I don't think so.

I don't think so. People press him about it. And I like, I just would be the last, again, I talk about it openly. If I didn't do that, I wouldn't appreciate people constantly been barting me with it because it takes away all your hard work, whatever.

Yes. He might feel like he's in a position where he can't talk about it openly. And look, Ronnie Coleman is on J Leno fucking 20 years ago talking about it. Yeah, I'm on that. She'll never in steroids. There is a taboo for certain things. And you just can't do it. I would say this, I would say this. The

guy has created a name for himself by, by being an outstanding thing to look at. He's just fun. He's fun. He's, he's, he's fucking eats. He works out like a mother bugger. He seems like a great family man. He's making money. He's got money. I don't know. He's like a great family man. He's making money. He's got money. I don't know why. He's got money. I don't know why. He's okay to be a man too. Yeah. By being this caricature of like a

thing. But also, but also, how is what he's doing any different? Yeah, maybe he doesn't have a subscription plan. How's this any different than some girl good fake ass and titties going on the only fence?

Oh yeah. He made on that. How many girls have fake shit on the bottom? You have a fake ass. That's one of those titties or fake shit on the bottom? You're going to go on the ice. You're going, you have a fake ass. That's one of those titties or fake shit. Yeah, when somebody decides they're gonna live their life on their terms, he's like, I'm gonna work just shorts.

I'm gonna be a caveman. People hate it. And why do they hate it be? Because they're triggering it. They can't live that life. They're afraid, they're afraid to put it all in the long life. I mean, he's made a fucking living doing

that just being a fucking raw food and raw meat. And I would imagine those people, hey, and I mean, he's made a fucking living doing that just being a fucking raw food and raw meat and I would imagine those people Hey, and I'll be willing to bet even their avatars not the real photo It's up. They're even scared to put that out there a little loan This guy and fucking gene shorts with raw liver, you know, do you know what people don't realize the more you hate and the more you do that It just drives the algorithm up and you make more money. Yeah, no, he's divisive exactly. And so how did he go to a million followers so quickly because he kind of appeared, I don't know,

where I'm very fastened into buying him and I always think with people like that, you go, take notes. If you have this instinct and I do, I look at him, go, but you're not natural and I did a segment on him and said, look, the only thing I have an issue with this, it is, I would consider it for me unethical, but I understand why he does it. And then you move past that and go, he's the only thing I have an issue with is it is, I would consider it for me unethical, but I understand why he does it.

And then you move past that and go, he's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. But there's also, you also don't know. You also have no evidence. They're willing to take it. Are you going to protest every day for the rest of your life? I approve it.

I don't much care. Right. Nobody you're right in saying. But also, are you not going to go to a rock movie because he's not all natural? Correct. Are you not gonna go see Superman or the Netflix because they're not all natural?

I love thinking about those things. But you draw the line, where do you draw the line? I do other things you don't give a shit about. He's entertaining. The rock is entertaining. WWE is entertaining. How does Lever King find out how old he is? I'm curious.

I'm guessing 46. 46, yeah that's right. He looks fantastic. But it's also with, even like this cancel, there's no way he's 44. 44? Why can't it be 44? I could've sworn out,

or I'm on some sort of interview, saying like, at least 46, because he looks older. Stairway, I think he looks better. He looks better. He's 40 steroids guy to me. Yes. Like here, I can imagine being 44,

but not now. Yeah. But I think it's also where did you live? We should get them on the podcast. Yeah, you'd be great. But I also think it's weird how people decide like What they'll put up with as far as like this cancel culture and who's Cancel and voted off Island and all go through people on podcasts or comedy shows where they'll allow this guy But not this guy or those subscribe to this guy's podcast not this guy's podcast or the what this allow this guy but not this guy, or they'll subscribe to this guy's podcast, not this guy's podcast, or the support this guy, not this guy, and I'll be like, well, you know, this guy was canceled off social media.

He was guilty by social media. This guy, literally, by a jury of 12, was convicted of rape, but you'll have him on, and he can do this, and that's okay. Yeah. Because what? Because time has gone by? So time is your thing.

I think we're like, where do you draw the line at? I love it because it's so crazy. It's so crazy. Just pointing that out to people is gonna upset them, but most the average person has an insane amount of ethical inconsistencies. Always, it's really hard. Insane, well, though this content,

like if you could pull all their opinions at once and just look for, oh, over then a hundred and eight degrees opposite over here And you just don't wear it. There's it's really hard as a human being not to be contradictory It's yeah, yeah, everybody has almost impossible So my thing is you know, they'll be like oh, well you said this like yeah, I felt I'm Monday But now it's a different Monday. I feel different. Because I got some perspective or someone's like, Hey, yeah, someone to that point, a misinformation to be like, hey dude,

you're off on this, I'll click on it, it's a legit source, I'm like, oh that makes sense. I'm not dying on that hill, pretend I know everything, but maybe on Monday I didn't have all the facts, I felt that way, this Monday on the show, I got facts, cool, all good. Yep, yep, yep. Yeah.

Bruns back again, he's got a platter fascia, all right, so he's not gonna be dancing too much, although he is wearing his toe hole. He's just gonna stand there and jacket ladies. That's right, he's not a lot of movement because he doesn't wanna get worn out. He's the thinker, he's Rodan's thinker, and that's right, he's just sitting there thinking ladies

and gentlemen, it's in time. I've been DJing for a long time, but I bet my last dollar, you can tell his face is swollen from drinking wine the night before. It's too much salt and drinks wine. Daddy ate Indian food yesterday. Shit your pants? Oh well I took four shits this morning. Yeah I took four shits. It's the spices they have.

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Really it's whiskey and not eating but chin. You know what? I've had that Go for the old one. Yeah, I'm just looking at his YouTube channel Chin you know what I had that you appreciate and cat hates on me for this but Benny Hanis get delivered to the crib and get the Hobi. It's always great. It's fantastic cat's hating on it But it's fantastic. I'm telling you how she has a honey. What is what is wrangle of hey? Hanna's changed the whole game, you know, yeah You know Steve you know Steve at aoki's dad invented Benny Hanna's oh, that's right

And he has a Benny Hanna's in his backyard. So it's Travis Barker. Good that Benny Hanna is no Okay, I heard a bunch of guys one time talking so long time ago, they were all black belts in Jiu Jitsu. They were MMA guys. And they were all talking about how Jiu Jitsu, Gracie's Jiu Jitsu sucks. I was like, listen, you fucking dummies.

You guys, they were all MMA guys. And then, but what they were was like, we don't do having with Gracie Jitsu. We do our own Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, motherfucker. You wouldn't be anywhere without the genius I'm a mega I said and then but they what they were was like we don't do it with grace you to we do our own G2 yeah motherfucker What you wouldn't be anywhere without that genius that the graces were that created you jitsu? I'm sorry. How's this ready to hobachi? Oh, it's same same idea when people like this Benny Hanna's and they're like no I like original dude the original they changed it no

I'm so you get for delivery it comes nice little package you can separate and then comes to the sauce on the side The ginger solid delivery. Yeah, cuz I live close to one so they it's like 20 minute wait if I can bring it there dude I finished Uh, Stranger Things season four, okay? New new two new episodes ones a hour and 30 the others two hours long drops July first dude. Are you a stranger things fan? Oh? Oh It's So good dude. It's so well. And you had a little Benny Hanna. I want to I want to say that's why I'm not. Benny Hanna was a dangerous thing. Benny Hanna, I think was he

was a genius because he was the first person, one of the first people to think of. He said, I don't want the chairs too comfortable. I want them after an hour to want to get out because the chairs, because I want to turn over. I want to turn the chairs over. That's mean, but sure. Yeah, but it was a great business. I want stools. Yeah. I told you that time, I told the story I'm roguing years ago.

I went to Benihana's and I remember being at Benihana's and I think I was in college and maybe high school. I forget. I didn't have money, but my group of friends decided to go there and I'm like, it was nice. I've never been before, right? So we go there and it's not cheap, dude.

It's not cheap food. So we're ordering my head's not cheap to, no. It's not cheap food. So we're ordering my hem like, fuck man. And I'm going through it. And the gentleman who was older next to me realized I was like looking like at my wallet and I was like going through and like looking at the menu. And then he, he bonds me as a thummy, get whatever you want, man.

And I was like, oh, thanks, man. So I just, I didn't go extravagant. I just got whatever the normal chicken shrimp, whatever. Then it's fast forward, I don't know, four or five years ago. I'm at Benihana's and there's a two young couple on a date and they have a coupon, like a group on. And they're like, and she goes, Bay, can we get drinks?

He's like, all right, well, he's added up. And I go, hey, I got it. And you can tell he's a young kid and he's like, no, no, I'm good man, go. Bubba, someone did this for me. I'm just paying it forward, dude. I got you tonight. Literally do whatever you guys want.

Now he's different than me, he went. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He's different than me. I got the bag of diamonds, I want to bring some. Bro, he's different than me, he went, very cool. Do you guys have Wagyu? And we'll take seven of your strong

with long island drinks. I mean, the bill was insane, but they had fun. Yeah. It was me paying it forward. But I said, bro, oh, I was like plus was insane, but they had fun. Yeah, it was me paying it forward But I said bro. Oh, I was like plus interest. Hey, hey, hey, I got the bill I was like eating all right to drive home. Yeah, I know they had golden wagyu Yeah, that's an amazing story. Yeah, pretty awesome though. Yeah fucking what can you do? That's great Yeah, I'm telling you me and my girl are to go Sunday nights, that's our thing.

Anybody think you can make a restaurant work? Good luck. Oh, restaurants are nightmare. And dude, I looked at that margins for how much, I was like a really expensive good restaurant, the what they make a night. It's not as much as you think, man. It's a lot of, oh man.

Well, the worst businesses you go into are gyms and restaurants. Shins. Four years to just, to you break even, you got to plan on four years. Now, that's not during today's climate. This, you're talking. Shims. Four years to just, to you break even, you got to plan on four years. Now, that's not during today's climate. This, you're talking, we're COVID. Five years ago, yeah, with COVID and inflation.

You people, I'm sure, approach you about Gems. Oh my gosh. Weekly. We've- As far as going in in Gems, oh, weekly. Oh yeah, weekly. Yeah. We could,

No, but I can't say my Gems. No, but my Gems and there's Gems. The rock could own a gym and nobody's, it's the peon like it's just coming to a gym because you're there No, and you and also people will think oh, I'll get these famous fighters at my gym You don't make money off famous fires you make money off having a lot of students. So like that's why kids programs are huge huge That's why the graces like Henry and here on make so much money. They have so many people They've the grace University online online during pandemic, of course,

but also their children program. You go to the maths, dude. Any giving class, 50, 60 kids and hanners teach it. You're not getting some lower level black belt, no, he hanners there or heaves there, his wife or he runs teaching or his wife's teaching it. You know what I'm saying? You're getting legit coaching, man. It's all in the kids program,. Then also how many members you have

Do I was I was at the I already told you about the story about top team how many yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a different thing Like yeah, I'll tell about this on shop show, but I went on weight rent If you're the UFC, then you're it's Monday marketing day, right? You're Dana white's we're at a big roundtable at the apex center and Dana goes hey, let's call and and You gotta look at the day, right? And you're, Dana Weitz, we're at a big round table at the APEC center. And Dana goes, hey, let's call and, and you gotta look at the roster, right? You have an income and amount of talent from Russia and Dagestan.

They're unstoppable. The chance of people being, they're not good. They just are unstoppable. They're unstoppable. They're gonna be scalding. It should matter. We know it's gonna take over. We know they're taking over.

Okay, cool. So these Dagestan's coming, Russia's coming. What do you know they're taking over. Okay cool. So these dag stains coming Russians are coming What do you marketing wise now think about it Russia is in a war right now with Ukraine so being Russian in America ain't the coolest thing right so Do we sign more Russians and try to market these Russians to American fanbase which we know is probably gonna go great or. Or are we saying we're good in America. This is what it is. We're crushing it. Let's start getting international.

Again, the Russian fighters, the Chinese fighters, you know. Do you stop? Do you not sign as many daggestanings in Russian? Because you know they're going to take over. It's just a matter of time. Because think about the business. This is interesting, right? Now you can market it.

They don't really speak English. You know, they're so, they're so, they're so dry. And all they do is win. Humble. Yeah, they're not the most exciting. So what do you do? You know what I'm saying? If you're a marketing team, how do you

market to the American fan base? They're well. Now you can do one of two things. Because also your business model, not now, now you just got to fill cards. Right? Now with the SPN deal, you're just filling whatever 46 cards of your pay-per-view in the fight nights.

So previous, they're being sold and doing the SPN deal, it was based off paper. That's why pay-per-view stars were a big deal. Conor, Nate Diaz, Nick Diaz, Anderson Silva, Vietro Belfler, John Jones, they made their not off pay-per-view. All those people that I just mentioned, they made their not off paper view. All those people I just mentioned are older. They're, you know, Connor has one or two fights left. Nick, Nate have one fight left.

Mosul, you know, not many left. You look at the paper week draws, they're older, man. So what are you marking? I say what I'm, I'm bringing it up because I think it's a problem. So my argument, that they're not forecasting. My argument would be Hoist Gracie who didn't speaking was very well already, but he was Brazilian looking listen

But he was Brazilian and since civil was Brazilian so there were a lot of there are a lot of Brazilians that hold the whole No, I'm gonna just try this argument Anderson Silva was a knockout Armist well front kicked that's the fact that fucking face the fucking face. You're worried about insane wrestlers like Kabeab who are shutting people down with that wrestling. No, no, no. They're there as a business. We gotta decide how many do we wanna sign?

Because if we sign Tendee's Dagestanians that are little Kabeabs or Tendee's gonna have a chance to wrap beard Tendee's Russians. Every thing in every country. One through Tendee's gonna be Russia. One through 10's we'd August 10. Do you think so? Yes, I know so.

You do, you think that they're back? Now you're not some outliers in America, but that's like a Russian getting into the NFL market and we need more Russians. You have a Brazilian and Americans breaking through that Russian curtain. Isn't that what you, maybe? But my point is, it's not going to be the majority.

Mark and Jeff is going to be the champion. Yeah, I'll hold on you one more way. If they give him the title shot today, he's going to get through some monsters. Sure, sure. And then what about the guys behind him that are chomping at the bit, that are good enough to compete right now? Do we sign all of them? Do you hold off?

How do you mark it to the US fan base? Do you wait for the wars over? It's very tough. Isn't it weird? It's very tough. Because you're dealing with a meritocracy. It is an international sport. Now, no problem with you got Chinese fighters

who are, you know, the China, now you got the Chinese market. Well, that big money in the Chinese market, right? Big money in the Russia market's big for you. That's money. But I'm saying as an American market, that would be like the NFL going over to Russia or China going, look at these guys, and they're all black.

They're just like us in Russia's own. They're not, China's going, they're nothing like us. But they're going, hey, don't you want to watch this sport in China and Russia go, no, we're good. They don't look like us. They don't speak our language. They don't mess with our culture. They haven't broken, they're starting to,

but they haven't quite broken into the African market. And my career. Well, Francis. Well, I told Francis in Ghana, goes, oh, I wish I could say I'm special. If you go there, if you get off the, he goes, if you got off the plane right now and walk to my village, he goes,

on a go. I'm not huge. Nigeria. There's all these guys on tap talent just walk around They look just they were he goes out born like this. Yeah, they're all walking around. I just decided to get into fighting He's I've all my group of friends all look like me do like What I go and then I told him on air with Mike Tyson I go we need to go to Africa dude and we'll sign like ten of you. Oh, yeah

Well, dude, and then just take over well, so well until the dag stands go very cool hold our bear because They're if you want to ship them to dag stand rush I'd learn grappling. I was gonna say this grappling is always gonna fight it's different You know, it's like it's like football like it I think what would change the game is you have all these Russians, okay? If the money was there you would start getting you would start getting some of the guys who are in the NBA, in the MLB. I'm talking 20-year planet, but I know. I'm talking next five years. These Dijkstains Russians are focused on fighting. They're coming up in Sombo, they're coming up in Cheney.

It's very hard to do with that technique. It's very hard to do with that technique. No, dude, we can't deal with it. Because they had such even their boxing. They're so fundamentally sound and amazing. They're just so good. And boxing, I'll still take Latin America or America over Russia, but yeah. Yeah, I don't know. I know. Yeah, look at it. I mean, yeah, Mexicans. Well, Americans. But the Russians got some Russians. We got some fucking kill. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck being Haney. Yeah They're like being Tyson Fury if you're Russian or not. He's beat Russian. He's beating all the Russian. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah including the Clish goes. Oh, yeah

Yeah, there's there's the only thing that Jaguava's about the Russians and he said there about the Russians and he said, they're, they're, you, you, you, it's impossible not to love them because they come in. They're so humble. They're so open to learning. They're so hungry. I can't say for a Russian. That's a point in combat. So here, so here, Mike Sundath, I give, he's gifted athletically. I take him to the night. He does very well, but it's not, if he doesn't do well, it's not like he's not going to eat or it's his only way to get out of the hood. Here's what I mean, Tallah basses.

Here's what I think. He's got this other dagous thing kids coming up. He's coming the mountain with goats, dude. He's four. I have's for I have a I have an stressed. I have an answer for you What man? The the Russians Seltorites and the Russians might have they might dominate for a while But like anything else there they they have an orthodoxy to their technique and people would figure it out and Haven't had a doubt to it

You'd have people who would study that and they'd go, they'd go, you gotta have your arm here as opposed to here when they take you down because they're gonna try to... Be again, you're talking about a 20-year plan. I'm talking, making money right, that's five years. You can learn that in a second. No, oh, oh. Oh, oh, sweetie.

Oh, it's old stripper. But that's gay, hang on, old stripper, hold on, hold on. Let's go back to your... Here he comes again, ladies and gentlemen. This time, he's got a lip and he's half asleep Brian Callan Dagestan, um, yeah, do go stripper Dagestan Hey, good, Dagestan, be nice to him, don't kill him after this He's got gray eyebrows, that's right, if you look closely you can see gray coming in the eyebrows He's disgusting, he smells like mushrooms, because that's what happens when you're old

You're gray, we haven't smelled in a while, but this should bring a smile to your face. It's a Brian counting just sandals and a Heavy old dick heavy old dick and even heavier bowl. I'll away Exits to the left. That's right for those of you don't agree with this No, here's my thing. Yeah, so you're like oh, it's a matter. I only put this in here. We can Do you think these amazing coaches at ATT, AKA Jackson Jim, name a coach, Mark Henry, name a coach, do you not think these guys with years of experience studied, kebib, to the fullest extent.

Mike Brown, top five coaches, amazing. I love Mike. 100%. Well, he was cornering Dustin, he five coaches. Amazing, I love Mike. 100%. Well, he was cornering Dustin. He was cornering Dustin Porry when he fought Kabeebe. Do you not think that they went, hey, when he grabs the wrist here, do that. You think it's that easy to figure out? Do you not think these masterminds, these Phil Jackson of MMA didn't study Tape and

go, dude, when he does this, because here's the thing you're seeing a Fraction a fraction of what could be can do because he hasn't gone to Plan cd e and f because a and b is unstoppable right now that's so you so if you stop a and b CD e and f are all in his back pockets true. He he's walked away undefeated without getting to plan b bro and you want to stop it Brian? He's putting you on your back. You know what you are your communist Look I thought this boils down. That's not true For me I love Russia, but you know, I'm gonna send you a thing you out though. Shrances me out. What do you do?

I think you just gotta be like hey Dude, this is it but if you're a purist, you're going best of the best. Whoever's six is, best of the best. Cause you can't say, no, the problem is, if they were wild strikers, it'd be different. But if you guys got guys that are just closing the gap and then taking you down and then grinding you out, that's not gonna be great for viewership.

That's a problem. But again, if you can't stop it, and that guy's that good at it, like Allah Qabib, like a Makjav, who else would, but Makchav Australia has to stop though. A lot of Russians get their ass kicked. Peter Yon got beat by Al Jermain Sterling's fair and square Al Jermain, Al Rass. Oh, Peter Yon doesn't come from the background of Kabeib or Makchav. That wrestling, grinding, break, mentally, break you. No, he's not from that. Yeah. Yeah. So you're saying you think it's a matter of time before the Dagestanis, the Russian wrestlers,

Sombo, Racco players are gonna be definitely. Strickstrap. And they're also studying striking. I mean, you're gonna have, I saw Russian instead of ATD who, I don't even know who they were, they were like, this guy like six foot six hitting the bag and I was like, oh my fucking god, like somebody's got you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. I'm not even saying the story just for this bit. Dude, this, three weeks, this three weeks ago,

my son's class, New Kit comes in, he's in Jim Shorts and T-shirt. I go, how old is he? You know, he's nine. Jesus Christ, the biggest nine you've ever seen. Thin, but, why are he strong? Yeah. And I'm talking to the coach, I go,

he's knowing us, the parents just brought him in, they're from Russia, just the coach, I go, he's doing his parents' experiment. They're from Russia, just came from Russia. That's cool. I go, does he, and I'm watching his footwork, I go, Jesus, where's the firm, does Russia do it? I know what's his background, he says, karate, I guess he's a black woman in karate. Oh, he hasn't grappling, he's never grappling before.

Interesting. He shows up late, so they just have them, you'll love this story. They have them just enter the grappling, starting on feet, big kick. For nine, there's going up to 11 year old, he's been there the longest, the kid, whatever kid belted his,

he's fucking hoist crazy of the kids class. He dominates everybody. They put him with him, because you can tell the kids really athletic. This, I'm not even trying to be funny here. Dude. I see the way the kids when I go, those kids are prom. He's like going in out very much, he just style, but tall, rushing kid. And his parents, that's in a suit on the phone the whole

time. Blue tooth, I'm like, that's strange. Don't do that. And then the mom just glued in no facial expressions. And I'm like, no, I'm not sure. Let's kick in my head. I'm giving him a bra. But I go, he's going with the older kid who can handle the kids rolled with their own heat competes. You'll be right Kids going in out the the experience kid who's 11 goes to take him down the rush kid who Never been a jitsu. Don't know the rules. I swear my life Elbow everyone's whoa Jesus

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he's fuckin' takes him down, sing a lick, kids on his back. Oh no, oh no, they're your world buddy, buddy. They break it up and they're coach, look at it, it's got who else can we fucking give? This is a kid's a problem. He'll get tired of. No, absolutely not.

They take the kid off, they're talking to him. Where's to you? Yeah, where we doing here? Kid, this is fucking got a little fador here for fuck's sake. Dude, so it gets done and I'm like, I'm like, another pants really know what's going on. I'm like, you know, this kid, they problem, it went on my head, I'm like, I'm like, another pants really know what's going on. I'm like, Jesus, I'm like, this kid, they problem, well, I'm not having my dude.

If you can channel this shit, I'll be on the feed it. So I go up to the mom and go, how does he? Gio's broken news, he's not. I go, nine, Jesus Christ, because he came from, clearly, some background. Gio's, he's a taekwondo. I go, cool, man, cool.

And the daddy, bro, your son, I mean, obviously huge liability, but if you could channel this and teach him how unstoppable. Like kids are gonna take over the fucking world and the dad goes, walks out the door. Doesn't say anything, just walks out the door. Never seen that Russian kid again. I think, no, I think he's, he got an AK47 shooting

at Ukrainians right now. I don't know how to stop. Yeah, I think he went back to Russia to fight the war. I'm telling no, I think he's, he got an AK47 shooting Ukrainians right now. I don't know what to say. Yeah, I think he went back to Russia to fight the war. I don't, I'm telling you, man, this kid was a pro, I don't mean like, I'm as a nine-year Jesus cried elbows to the side of the head to an 11-year-old. Oh my God. It's so fucking crazy, man. Some of those kids are just like, yeah.

He was, someone's been hurt. He's run into walls fucking to bump into the kids. Oh, so so so chin bring up Isar by John for a sec and I want to see the countries that border Isar by Sean. Hey, you know that. Um, I I I S E R the I G A I think I think is a certain a. No, no, I just buy Sean. Start with an A.Z.E.R. A.Z.R.

A.Z.R. No, I.S.B.E.R. We tried that right. Buy B.I.J. Nope. A.Z.E.R. B.A.I.J.N. Spelling B champion ring countingtowning, 2001.

Sorry, guys. It's okay. Azerbaijan. There it is. Okay, now we got the map. Now let me see what is bordering Azerbaijan, if you don't mind. Well, there's Armenia. Armenia, all right?

Georgia. It's fine. Dagestan, where is Dagestan there? There's Turkmenistan. There's Bekastan. That's the north of it.iksistan. The north of the... The Kazakhstan. The northeast of it, I would assume.

Yep. Tehran. So Azerbaijan is part of that entire area where they all wrestle and fight. Iran, amazing wrestling. And lift weights. A lot of the Olympic weight of this. Just all really of this. So my buddy was there with his son.

His son is 13 with cauliflower ears because his son Ressled and I was a by John for three years on a job out. Yeah, yeah Sunward and and and blue said tough fucking dude Yeah, and blue said he got me because dude These kids are 12 11 12 and 13 they they're all training in basements and stuff You got world champions everywhere, an Olympic guys and everything. He goes, when they brought out, they were all,

it's just wrestling. And then sometimes they would bring out gloves and fucking head here and all the kids are like, ah, yeah! And they would fucking just go, they just, just crack. Black guys fucking punched in the face, not down with that's what we're doing with that that aggression that level of aggression was just like they're also taught to not be scared because I think of like the bullying thing we know for no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no fear no no fear You know, but what is it? No, and they also, they're trying bully a Russian. Let me know it goes for you. So, is that nine-year-old little fade-order,

they brought in? Yeah. Is this story long-born or no? No, it's great. Oh my god. Right, he talked to him. He was a problem. That's fucking crazy.

I pray, when I pulled the school time praying, I get to not do that. Oh my god. Did you ever have that when you were training praying that somebody didn't show up? Because you had to sparse some fucking nonsense. I would never pray, but I would be like, if that certain guy showed up,

you know, gave you Fritz, like, fuck. And what's interesting about fighting is, because in other parts of life, if you know somebody's a problem, or they give me problems, you can be like, I'm just not gonna deal with that, and you can navigate.

But in fighting, you gotta go towards what you know you're scared of, because that's how you can get better. So your coach, you should be like, hey, you and him, you and him, or, you know, anyway. Dude, just, like, there's this kid, hey, you and him, you and him, or, you know, you're like, dude, just like, there's this kid, Sean Sims, who gave us all problems. He's long-range.

Sean Sims, to a black belt under Hanzo great, just a fucking problem. We all hated going with him, man. He was like, oh, god. And he just fuck you up. There's certain guys just like, fuck, I don't want you against this guy. Yeah, when I would just, just me, remember I was boxing like, fuck, I don't want you to against this guy. Yeah, when I would just trust me, remember I was boxing a lot? And I'd get a text from Wayne McCulloch and he'd go, you're sparring today.

And I would be like, like my, I'd be like, I'd just get so nervous, because I knew I was gonna get hit. I'd be like, I'd be like, Yeah, I wasn't even fighting a guy. For a job, you're like a schedule, you know, like Tuesday, Thursday, or sparring.

But then you'd get in there, like you'd see the guy getting ready, but, oh, God. I can get him early, you know, it's like but you can't go away from that You got to run it's not in natural to run towards what gives you most problems But I think in life if you approach that where I I'm not good at this. I struggle at this. I'm gonna attack this You got good being really uncomfortable. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I think being uncomfortable That's the most comfortable uncomfortable you've learned about life.

That's what sports are great. I agree 100%. But it's also like as a comic, like I was talking this comic the other night, we were talking about Tony Rock. To me, I'll put up against anybody doing it right now. Tony's great. I'll put Tony up against anybody, pound for pound.

Joe Crouting, crowd work, it, pound monster. Yep. It's just a matter of time for the people realize what he is and he's not Chris Rock's brother. I'm not saying anything out of turner. Right now, if you had to buy a ticket,

he's better than his brother. Right now, I would be wanna put up Tony Rock's best bet against Chris Rock's bet of all time and there's gonna be a debate there. He's that fucking good. Now he's writing for TV shows and all this stuff. He's been doing a long time, great guy. He never stopped doing it.

He's a true comic. But this comic who opens up from on the road was saying he goes, yeah, by watching him, he's really good at joke writing. His premise this is really good. And he need to get better at crowd work. So what he did is he dedicated, which he didn't want, he was nervous

before he'd dedicate the first 10 minutes or just to crowd work. And then, you know, that's a years ago. Over five years, period now, his crowd work is some of the best you ever see. He mixes the crowd work in with his bit. So it's like, that's comics. It's like, you gotta do what's gonna make you uncomfortable.

Cause you run the set every night. Or you can try new shit out. You might say, and you're gonna fail some, but that's the only way to sharpen the blade. 100%. And for me, I get that from fighting. It's like there's certain guys like fuck dude I want to do that but all right that's gonna make me better because I know if I can do it in the in the training room Then when it counts I'm gonna have those assets. I'm have those tools to be an uncomfortable I watch sometimes these D1 football players like this guy from Oklahoma State running back or who's at

Linebacker's on and I was watching him He'd be there and then the guy would run and they'd have to hit each other and he'd have to keep him like blocking and stuff and then tackle the run That's so fucking so among so aggressive dude It's so it's it's and it's constant competition Constant and if you and you're dealing with another guy who's just as strong and that as hungry and as athletic, and you're always in combat with each other. That's what it is. Because I can see you from the starter to second and third

string, it wasn't that big of a difference. Everyone's pretty fucking good man, especially in University of Colorado. We were stacked when I played there. So really it was like the guy who does well under pressure knows the game plan. You know what I'm saying? So it's like also when you talk about that details,

yep, the details, the dedication, then also when you talk about that competition, like if you were going through training camp, unless it was like a big time like all American or all big 12 guy, if that starter had a bad week of practice and that second string is ballin', they're gonna put that second string in. So when you're doing Oklahoma drills, pros and cons, right?

Pros, there's money involved, so it's a little different. But if you're doing Oklahoma drill, or you're doing these hitting drills, and you're taking it off, and other guys doing well, probably lose your job, man. So it's like, it's this never-ending anxiety, man, that you always gotta put on, you know?

In wrestling, the only taste I had is in high school, you'd have wrestling off and whoever got to, was starting. That was heavy pressure, dude. You did like, you know, imagine high school. Now imagine, so it's a high school wrestler. Imagine that, that was everything to me. Yeah, the match of division one, now.

Anyone to be a pro. So this is like, you're, this is like your medical school to be a doctor. Yeah, but also it's like, so that rest off, you rest off, prove you're better and it's over. Yeah. In Division one, it's like if I was going again, it's trying to play starting H-Back or Fullback,

that competition started at Winter Condition at five to the morning. So I made sure I beat that guy and the guy behind him, all through Winter Conditioning, in the spring ball, in the summer camp conditioning, in the fall camp, in the season. In the season. No, days off.

No, it never ends. No breaks. Competitive 24-7. And you can never shut it off. Never. It's exhausting, dude. It's great. No wonder your bones are so fucking heavy.

Ha ha ha. Now most people feel it to realize that you stay in injury free, which is insane. You do have a, you do have Russian. Yeah, you're Russian. And that's my point. Yeah. This entire podcast, I'm.

I fucking 40% Russian. You come from Dagestan, dude. I'm not here enough to smooth from. They beat me with rocks. Yeah. I don't know how it works out there. I've never been out there. Me neither. But when it did, that's one part rocks. Yeah. I don't know how it worked out there. I've never been out there. Me neither.

But when it, that's one part that I just, I don't know, I don't know the politics, I don't know the lay of the land. Like if someone's a K-W-P- Turk-Ministan, Turk- Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk-Ministan, Turk the Ottoman Empire had a huge influence on that area. Oh yeah. So they came in and they just basically took over that man. So how about I was in, well not education,

how about I was giving you some bullet points on the old Bay of Pigs. Thank you, sir. Thank you for reading. That's why I spent Saturday morning doing. Fucking hell. If I know I have the morning for it, and I wake up before my kids,

I'll take one thing like Bay of Pigs because I'm super into the JFK stuff. And then, you know, with the Hoover stuff and do I Eisenhower all that, and then I'll go down a rabbit hole. And then so Saturday morning's just the Bay of Pigs because people always reference it, like, oh, that's why JFK got assessed in.

And I was like, what actually is the Bay of Pigs? You know what I'm saying? Like, there's all these conspiracy theories. What in history happened? Then you look at the Bay of Pigs, like, oh, that was a royal fuck up by the CIA. It was a poor, no real fuck up. Yeah.

Huge, huge fuck up. You know, I'm reading Jeff K. Many mistakes that. Oh, yes, you did. Yeah, and so the milk really the milk. Really the milk, really not the milk. The military. Jeff K.

I'm with the planes flying over one more. Yeah, I'm rereading. Well, that's another. That might be why he was assassinated. And also you have Nixon on tape, on record, going, you know, we don't, the Jeff, the Bay of Pigs thing, which I don't want to get into. And then you have the head of CIA, you help in a mouth and then water, yep, and then watergate happened.

It's fascinating. Yeah. I'm re, I'm re reading the Old Testament. You know, the, the Bible, the King James Bible. Hey, hold on, sir. Yeah. You're reading the only book that matter. I'm reading the only book. There's the New Testament, the Old Testament. I'm reading where it started. And that's the Old Testament. I'm reading the book that Jesus Christ read.

The Jesus Christ followed. He was the first century Jew that called him the rabbi. So Jesus was immersed in what's called the Old Testament. Sure, now let's talk about how many people actually contributed to that Old Testament. Well, a let's talk about how many people actually contributed to that Old Testament. Well, a lot of them. How many people's philosophies and input are into that? Well, here's a thing when people talk about religion.

In the book Numbers, chapter 31, forgot about this when, after chapter 16. After Moses goes, hey, I'm gonna get you guys out of Egypt and then I'm going to part the Red Sea And they're like we're leading us to the Promised Land problem was he took him into the wilderness and they were like we're dying A fucking thirst and there's no food and and and God goes hey these Israelites are complaining you don't like that How about I ran a fucking play gone you and then in fucking Numbers chapter 31 They went in and killed any chapter. They killed all the men. Oh, yeah, they killed all you. Thank you

They killed all men they killed all men this war they had I think with the With the people of Moab or something they kill all them all the Moabites or the hidden tides or whatever they were And then they take the women and the little ones for themselves. And then God said to Moses, hey, how come you're taking the women that have lain with another man? Yeah. Don't remember what happened last time if you guys broke out in a plague, I. E. Ciflusis. So go ahead and kill, this is from God, in the Old Testament. Go ahead and kill all the women that have been with a man and all the little ones who are male

and just keep the girls that haven't been soiled yet, dummy, and they were punished for not doing that in the first place. Now let me see this. That'd be the Old Testament. Now when most said God talked to him, this is faxer. or like who talked to him? Whoever that God was wasn't very nice.

How about this? Moses, Moses, myself, who did everything for God. He said just go to the rock and water will come out and it didn't come out and Moses tapped it twice and God goes, didn't that faith in me? So guess what? I'm not doing it now. You don't get to see the Promised Land

because remember the Jews wanted the desert for 40 years. Oh, it's God my wife. Israelites wanted the desert for 40 years because they didn't have enough faith. And they said, you guys are never gonna see the Promised Land. You guys didn't believe in me, even though you're starving and you're fucking dying of thirst. Your kids are gonna do that.

So fuck off. And even Moses, even says fuck off. And even Moses, what he says, fuck off in there. Basically, Moses's brother, Moses's brother didn't have a lot of faith. There was a situation where he was like, he did, God didn't like his attitude. Yes, sure. So Moses, so God said to Moses,

take your brother and his son to the top of this mountain and push him off. Take all his clothes off, take him all off and give him to his son and leave your brother up there. And his brother died up there. And then they mourned him for 30 years. You gotta read the Old Testament. I forgot about all the shit to do.

No, dude, hard path. Bro, it's like savage. When people make fun of the Quran, but you gotta make fun of all the manuscripts if you're gonna do that. Because the people of the old days were not very nice. Now, be why are you reading this? I like to read all the old manuscripts

and then come back to the New World, because everything is built on. So the Bible, the New Testament, the New Testament, is basically had such an influence in Western culture and in our culture that it's either a rebuttal to it or it's an advertisementverb and adverb. The Jews follow the New Testament. The Jews follow the Old Testament.

The Torah, the first five books. Now they would say that came first, so they're right, and then the New Testament is what Christian thought. The New Testament was essentially a guy named, a rabbi named Jesus Christ, comes along about a thousand years later, I think. And he goes, guys, there's-

After the Old Testament. Yeah, there's really rules in this book. If you want to spread God's word, you can't have like, you can't have all the way we dress, and you can't touch other people who are not Jews, and you can't be so clannish. Let's just invite everybody. Yeah, that's for a point.

Yeah, we're not gonna keep going. We're not gonna keep going. We're not gonna keep coast. We're not gonna do all these rituals going. I like that. coach. We don't have to do all these things. I like you go and everything. Okay, okay, this sounds understandable. Yeah, even though even though the Old Testament a lot of that was about science, but anyway, okay, keep going. And so, and so the Jews and the Romans were like, this guy's a rabble rowser and also he's a heretic, meaning you're speaking against God.

You're also saying you're the son of God. Can't have that. Yeah, can't say that. You're saying you're the Messiah, basically. I'm in between right now. And then they crucified him. And that's how they tortured people back then. Oh, yeah. It's not a good way. No, it's not. It's a strange. But the old testament really to finish your question is is the followers of Christ, New Testament really to finish your question is, is the followers of Christ, even though Paul, who was a rabbi, didn't meet Christ, but he fell off his ass, his name was Saul, and on the road to Damascus,

he was blinded by the light, he saw Jesus, he said, why are you persecuting Christians? And he had a revelation and he became the biggest, he wrote, he established all the churches everywhere, including in Turkey and places, and he wrote a lot of letters to the churches about how to worship Christ. And that's what's in the new, that's a lot of that's what's in the New Testament. He's like Bruce Lee of martial arts. And the New Testament was written by men who, about 30 years later, and between 30 and

a hundred years later, people who didn't meet Christ and some who did meet Christ, his apostles, and they talked about his word. Interesting, yeah. And that's, that's the New Testament. But the radical idea of the New Testament was this, love your talked about his word. Interesting. Yeah. And that's the New Testament. But the radical idea of the New Testament was this, love your enemy, turn the other cheek. That was a pretty radical thing in Roman times. Unless it's Reddit. Yeah.

Well, that would be... Because I've tried that. That's a very hard thing to do. I'd like to talk to somebody about that. Yeah. That's a hard thing to turn your cheek when you're constantly getting. But I know you're a bad guy because you're a comic. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because you're a pro athlete now comic. Yeah. I guess you're the worst. But I know you're a bad guy because you're a comic.

Oh yeah, yeah. Because you're a pro athlete now comic. I guess you're the worst person in the world. You're the guy everybody should hate so much because you are trying your best. I guess they think you're arrogant or something. If we could just take out Brendan. So what either one of the problems would solve.

Public enemy number one is his Brendan Schraubk because he's just a dick. So we could just get together. Yeah, so reading a Bible, huh? Yeah, yeah. And I'll read the Bible. That's gonna take a lot of second for daddy to finish. It's a tough read.

Is anything resonate with you as you're reading the old person? It's it, what's that? Does anything resonate with you? Yes, what resonates me about, with me about the Old Testament is how, how bad it makes Testament is how how bad it makes God look and how bad it makes the Israelites look and it still was never edited. It was never, the Israelites, the people that wrote the Old Testament wrote it and it's not the Israelites are not the people you want to be around.

They were pretty jettosidle and a lot of their wars, but they never changed it. So they're at the level of insistencies. Not all the way through. But what's fascinating about it is that we're listening. We still talk about it. No, extended family is Catholic, but I've always just felt creeped out about the Catholic church,

to be honest, like being in, I never, but I want you to revisit it as an adult, to go like what resonates in The Old Testament is fascinating. What resonates with me is that he knew Old Testament for dummies. The first, well, there is that. There is, there is. Yeah. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, the first people on earth, right? What's the first thing that the two people do? Kane kills his own brother.

He fucking kills his brother. I'm thinking of Adam and Eve. And that's how the man starts. Adam and Eve, we're in the garden of Eden. They're the first man and woman, right? But Kane and Abel were the first men on me. They were the offspring. They were the offspring of Adam and Eve.

Okay, so Adam and Eve were the first man and woman. Yeah, and they had sex. They, well, didn't one of them meet the others rib? No, hold on. Army Ham is all holding my deen. Eve canceled me. Adam was putting a deep sleep and Eve was fashioned from Adam's rib.

So, and now, now, Eve. Hold on, fashioned. She was made, God made Eve out of Adam's rib. So and now now now now he's fashioned. She was she was made. God made Eve out of Adam's rib. Now the one thing God said is you guys can do whatever the fuck you want in the at Garden of Eden. Don't eat that out. Do not eat from

the tree of knowledge. Don't eat from the tree of knowledge. Now even in the Garden of Eden, even in the Garden of Eden, that God made a paradise. You still can't keep what out a fucking snake. There's always danger, even for the first people. There's always fucking danger in them, their hills,

in that fucking tree. But who told Adam and Eve they couldn't eat God? Yeah. God said to Adam, not even to eat, he said to Adam, do not eat from that fucking tree. Now do we know for sure that he told her those that information? Huh? Do we know if she for sure had those facts before she ate that up? Well, the devil, the Satan, the

serpent, the serpent said to Eve, don't you want to hold on the snake talk to you? Yes, don't you want knowledge? on what do and what language did the snake talk? Aramaic, probably, okay, I wasn't there. Yes, don't you want knowledge? Oh, and what language did the snake talk? Aramaic, probably. Okay. I wasn't there. Okay, I haven't seen the daddy's in, the snake's talking the girl.

So said, hey, hey, hey, don't you want to be a God too? Why are you giving it up to just eat, take a bite, and you will get knowledge. And she went, and that was one thing. And then Eve, I mean, Adam is like, hey, what are you guys doing? And she was like, just apple, celery, and she was like,

no, I don't think we can't. He goes, hey, he's, nothing's gonna happen. We will get knowledge, dude. And he went, and then God said, where are you, Adam? And Adam said, I'm hiding. And God said, why are you hiding? And Adam said, I'm hiding. And God said, why are you hiding? And Adam said, because I'm naked and ashamed.

And God said, who taught you to be ashamed of being naked? Have you eaten from the tree of knowledge? And you know what Adam said? No. It was the woman. It wasn't me. It was the woman she told me to. And he said, yeah?

Well, guess what? She's always going to have pain, especially when she told me to. And he said, yeah, well, guess what? She's always gonna have pain, especially when she brings children in the world, and she'll have to suffer childbirth, and the death of her children, and you, you piece of shit. You will always be... You will always be... And he said, and then he said to, he said to the snake,

he said, you'll always crawl on your belly and the dust, and you will always have end-to-endity. You'll have, man will be your enemy. I will always put distance between you two. You're always going to live in your mom's house. And that was called Paradise Lost, that Milton wrote. And then came to the table, come along and Cain just hated Abel, you know why?

Abel was just, can you shut your mouth on the Bible for a little bit? I know. I know. I mean, I'm into it, I'm stingy the viewer, you know what I'm saying? No, I'm in. I'm just talking about that. You're adding the human emotion, because I go, what are the underlying things? I think you did a really good job of bringing thaty the viewer, you know what I'm saying? No, I'm in. I'm just talking about that. You're adding the human emotion because I go,

what are the underlying things? I think you did a really good job of bringing that out of going, what is the story really about? Well, because it's like fucking though, like if you're really nice, like Abel was a great guy, and Kane was like, Chiara has killed him,

and then God put a mark on him, and Kane had to walk around with a mark on his head, and he goes to God, my pain's too much to bear, and God goes, cool, my pain's too much to bear and God goes, cool. If anybody kills this fucking guy, if anybody kills him, you'll get punished sevenfold.

So, and then deal with the pain. So, nobody gets to kill him even. Just walk the earth with your mark, bitch. Oh, wow. God was mean, dude. And he got, remember that Jim Gaffickan bit about the apple? He was, would you been tempted by an apple? I would have been like covering caramel, come back to me.

I put some chocolate on that bit. I don't know why I'm drawn to these stories, but I am. It is interesting. Well, I think it's still around. It's still around. Everything is in religion. Religion is just in anything. Yeah, but the other thing is is,

you know, with religion, it's also the way it's being delivered like when I was a kid, you know the priest or pastor or the hell out church I was in You know the ways to learn so boring. It's not when your kid your history teacher like right now I think I'm like dude you could have made that so much fun or I've been into it. Yeah Catholic Church is boring so boring. It's they they they need to remix. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

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I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. They are the devil. You might go, he's naked and then they're like, hey dude, you're 55. You can't have your cock out in front of the kid. Like, bro, I'm doing what the book says. It's the sir. Who's the chicken with big tits? We have an eating board. Well, that would be even. It's even you fucking assholes.

Dude, you didn't have fake tits in a blood. I'm putting on fucking clothes. You don't know, you don't know. You don't know. Who's God, who plays God? You were Mark. I'm probably Mark with this place his voice. No chin has no Mark has a long hair. Yeah, Jesus great hair. You know, I got to get really judgey though. Oh

Oh you ate the apple. That's interesting because I said specifically not to guess who pulled landscape duty You know guess who's back skin hurt now. All right, right Jim what do you got get me out of this Bible time yeah tunes disgusted cover on my disgusted all so first currently disgusted yeah this is gonna discuss do if you haven't been discussed fuck dude um what always sends you and then I can't find myself okay so somebody actually said this fan of yours Brendan sent this to me I thought it was so good I had to bring it up on the show

a red robin restaurant in Clackamas served a somebody actually said this fan of yours Brendan said this to me and I thought it was so good I had to bring it up on the show. A red robin restaurant in Clackamas served a disgusting salad dressing to a man who expressed his eye or that employees racially discriminated against his family. A new lawsuit claim. So basically this guy went to red robin and complained that his family was being like discriminated against. Yeah, like they tried to break up his group of eight. You saw other people were getting seated together

so he kind of points that out. And then it's also red robin, bro. There's no great seating. Also, seat of eight. And he said somebody came in my salad. He basically said somebody, he found Gis in his salad under the lead, he took pictures of it, he threw up, he was, he was all night.

I got, I got skeptical. If that's true, how's he know someone? He's not in his salad. Cause he of it. He threw up. He was I got I got skeptical if that's true How's he know someone nutted in the salad? Because he ate it I got I got skeptical hip-hop. I'd like you know. I know I'm you know how you're gay I'm very chasing later come around the cells was human genetic material all right So so if it's not his then we he's okay? That make me yeah, that's what's interesting It's like you jerk off in your own

sound to get I would find oh but can't they run I mean I don't know how deep how I go to the story yeah can they run the DNA test hey hey listen can you stop this cold case murder trial and check this seamen for this guy because someone jacked off there's Cajun clocks and fries they'll find

it's going to the bottom of this. Hey, they got someone, they got someone, man. Can someone go through his unlimited fucking Fry's at Red Robin and go away from this murder case to get the end of this? They're gonna go to more Pobach, gonna be read it out like you are not the jizzard. Not in your fucking, I'm sure we've all had

someone nut in our, I mean, and our fuck yeah or at least bit. What I mean it is it so if that you've been clucked and clucked miss where what where was that? Clucked miss which is outside Portland. Dude I'm in Portland this Thursday Friday Saturday. Nobody jizzes. No one jizz well I don't eat the food there. I guess no one jizz on my voodoo donut.

Yeah. Cause I will know it's not I said. You're gonna be watching you. Yeah. Hey no that one's the one don't on my voodoo donut. Yeah. Cause I will know it's not ice. You're gonna be watching you. Yeah. Hey, no bad ones. The one, don't get the one from the back. No, I'm not getting glaze. Get the one from the display.

I only get the chocolate glaze. I'll know if you're not it on my chocolate glaze. All right. Next one. Let's see here. Okay. Oh, I think this is a good one. Paramount, sued over film rights.

So this is an interesting story actually that kind of brings up a philosophical question regarding entertainment and rights. So the guy who wrote the article that the original top gun was based on in the 80s had an agreement that they could license this material for the movie or any sequels for 35 years. That ran out like in the middle of when you would think,

like January 2020, let's say, they give a specific date here, but they released it afterwards. So he's saying, no, no, no, you guys had to have released it within this time frame or pay me more money. And you would assume, because they released in 2022, that maybe they finished photography or post-production or something. What's going to be their rebuttal otherwise? And what does it even mean to say, I have the rights?

Can you release that within? You have to release the movie publicly. Oh, and then this pair of... Yeah, pair of us probably saying, hey, in the details, the movie didn't get released until after the fact. But his argument in court of law is, hold up, you wrote this script before and script before and had the new in production before the deal was up and you know this and this really name interesting yeah you know interesting well i'm i'm sure paramounts make okay our bad here's ten mil right yeah how much money i'm talking i think i think i read the guy it's just

his family because maybe he passed away. Yeah, the family ledges the part two, which then it's just like... Oh, and you remember I was asking like, like in China and Russia, how are they gonna figure out, like, what do they, because they don't let like American propaganda fly there? Yeah. No pun intended, but they just don't let it happen there. China didn't release the movie.

Yeah, because he had a patch of Taiwan I think on his jacket or something more than that I'm sure yeah, but yeah, it's like okay, dude. Yes, we're still blowing up though You can't even sucks my cock or something on his you can't have that a frowned upon. It's like what? And then yeah, you know, I had we had to do a little follow up because we watched that Trial the verdict live. Tell you what I wouldn't want to get in the head butt contest with his buddy on the left He does a project at the kid is that who is that that looks like a grass pal trope, but it's not it's definitely not growth Paltrow. Yeah, he's he's Amber hurts mom Johnny Depp is Wow Amber hurts mom now

Johnny Depp broke the bank on Indian food wall overseas, spending the night with his closest friends. That is so cool. Gary's dressed though. I think it's awesome. Love it. He's still got his- Old two deep in Jack Sparrow, huh?

I love the way he dresses. Me too. I do the same. Here's the other thing. 60 grand at one dinner. There's not a restaurant in America. I go to his dropped 60 grand at one dinner. How many people are there?

That's how you go broke? 50. Oh, 20. It's like- I'm to his drop 60 grand. I don't get it. How many people are there? That's how you go broke. 50. Oh, 20. It's still a hey for me. I'm doing the average of that. That's $3,000 a person. A person. Oh, wine.

Because Johnny likes wine. He spent 120 grand a month on wine. So he probably likes high-end wines. So I bet everybody's got a thousand dollar bottle, you know. To start. There's a bottle, there's a bottle, it's probably 20 grand. There's some bottles. There's bottles, there's a bottle, probably 20 grand. There's some bottles. India.

Yeah, he's in, that wasn't Britain. Oh, so there you go. Oh, you went to Indian restaurant. Yeah, some of the best Indian food. You weren't the only one shit in your pants. London has some of the best Indian Lebanese food. It's, I mean, London. And I'm sure, maybe if it's a nice, if they have a nice wine, like he's dropping thousands

of wine. I guarantee that. I guarantee that. Yeah. You need that high Indian food. Forget it. he's dropping thousands online. I guarantee that he's not lying in the end place. You need that high end Indian food, forget it. It's on another level. Yeah, okay, who's making it? You're shitting your pants. It's not, yeah, it's so good.

I don't related no to just his first spending money. This isn't a current amount that I'm gonna bring up, but she, I guess, was renting a $20,000 house during the court settlement. Her Airbnb was, yeah, which is always funny, because I always think if you're in this position where you're like I can't afford to pay the thing and I haven't paid the money yet and all

Was the $10,000 Airbnb not enough? Yeah, I'm on third. I don't think she's great with money Yeah, privacy We go funny shuts down her $1 million fundraisers So people are trying to set up go fund me is for Amber heard and it seems like they might actually be earnestly trying to do this And then I'm sure People would try to take advantage of it. I wouldn't draw too much fraud She had nothing to do with it. Yeah, I always was yeah, she's not gonna ask for a go for me I think she's gonna end up if she's smart She will do it only fans and do and start painting and selling her paintings

But she's also like that's the ridiculous paintings. I was watching I think she's like a four-year-old shit Hunter pie is for crazy. Oh, yeah. No, it's not very good. Hunter is actually not terrible. I'd buy one. Yeah. But it's going to be a long time for just pay that money. Because we're going to go to retrial. You know, there's also-

Well, here's another detail about the challenging, the verdict, apparently. If you do that, you have to put up a bond, which is equivalent to the entire thing. Oh. Because it's like, oh, you want to be cool. Where's the money in case you lose? Because that's going to go automatically. Oh, I know. You know what else is interesting is I heard this is so this same trial happened in the UK, right? In the UK, it you know, there's not a jury. It's based off the judge and the judge has access to certain evidence like

other evidence with him hitting or inature stuff and the US court of law Those that evidence wasn't allowed in they're saying that's what the Lloris says I think a lot of its bullshit in fact and so first of all it's very different So the the case in the UK is a very different case. It was not Johnny and Amber It's Johnny against the song in song. Yeah, and they called him a what this asshole called him a wife. Peter, it was on front page. Yeah. And so it's very hard to win live suits against newspapers. It's almost impossible.

So it's canceled. It's an apple for orange. Yeah. You can't you can't do it in this country. You will lose all your money. Yeah, I read that and I thought same family was coming from her. Lord, who knows what's true? He lost. She should stop blaming everybody but herself.

They were. You know, who's a celebrity? Blind was were bad. You know who's a celebrity. Why it was lying. You know who's a celebrity. His lawyer now, they're saying like every firm and... No, last words. His hot lawyer, the female lawyer. They're saying she went to some restaurant and she's like,

treated like a queen now. Yeah. Better saying like every firm in LA is like throwing her huge off to represent. I'm sure. It's pretty cool. This should be the one everybody hires. Yeah, pretty cool. My understanding of the one everybody hires. My understanding

of the UK thing was that there was like it's widely sort of mainstream accepted that there was corruption involved because of connections to the judge to the newspaper and these things were go, oh, this really wasn't a desert book. You cannot. You're going to lose that case every time. I don't say it needs to be. I'm just saying I've heard accusations that there was some connections that if it were in America, you'd say, that doesn't seem like the most. I heard that out. But again, don't know.

But also, it's a little ridiculous, you let one judge decide the fate of a man instead of 12 jurors. But you see the other countries like South Africa with the Oscar for Story of Stryl, they make their case of whether you murdered your girlfriend or it was like so crazy self-defensing. And my recollection was it's like one or maybe like a few of the like three max or you know, but you go oh they have a different system. I thought the UK

did have a jury system. No, I was reading about it in his in this case in his yeah in general his trial is just one judge. Yeah, yeah, you know, and that's why his lawyer was like yeah, and this judge had access and he knows what's going on. These jurors, Dan, these jurors were compromised by social media. And they think the social media skewed the jury. They also didn't vet true, never. No, Amber heard, no, Amber heard, Amber heard, lied. You could see it.

The problem is that when you lied to a jury like that with, you know, you said you, the, the article wasn't written about Johnny Depp. And then she said it was written about Johnny Depp. There are too many inconsistencies in that. Right. And she kept looking at the, the jury and they were just like, no, you're, you're fucking, you know what she, you were the one who took that video and you owned the copyright and you gave it to TMZ, that's why they were able to post it in 15 minutes.

Yeah, if 12, 12 out of 12 jurors, you know, and it's also like, you gigs up five days later, you go to the, you go to the courthouse, what you didn't have to do with your publicist, with no makeup on, show them what side of the mod stop. Yeah. That stuff for everybody is like, I really tried to watch it. I really tried to watch it with an open mod. I don't like seeing the destruction of anybody.

I don't think she's a good person, but. No, I agree. And look, find me one thing that she told the truth about. And everybody keeps saying it's a setback for women. Shut them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, but. No, I agree, and look, find me one thing that she told the truth about. And everybody keeps saying, it's a setback for women. Shut the fuck up. Oh no, only there she is. She's a setback.

She's a setback. Yeah, she's a setback. Yeah, it's about the truth. And it's about a court of court of court. Is there some real women that are in the, in the marriages or relationships that are, you think, you're talking about real domestic violence. And the court is always a favor of people like her.

It's very rare that you're that much of a fucking liar with such bad lawyers. She was just lying, man. Correct. There was no evidence. The opposite of truth, because- And then when you say he hit me so many times the last count with rings on my finger,

but you don't have any fucking bruises, you didn't go to the doctor, you face, there's no pictures. Not one of them. What are we talking about him? And then one claim she made that was true about him abusing her, there's simply what's involved. So people see all this and then people want to say

whatever they want. A lot of it's, well, you know how many women went back on her? You know how many women? Well, way more women than men. Do you just look at the support for Johnny Hertz? You know who's still supporting her? But I thought it'd be pretty hilarious. Catholic riffing.

I saw that too. Oh, so it was Amy Schumer though. They can go fuck with Amy Schumer. Oh, I got something for your ass. I was telling, who was telling this story? Check this out. This is in Newark Post. This, um, Amber heard before the trial, hired an on-bice,

the number one, uh, investigator, private eye for celebrities. This is all he does. It makes a living doing this. She hires him before the trial and goes, I need you to find actual evidence of him in domestic violence. This guy came out on this, on record, he goes, I went to this guy, and this is easy gig, I'll make easy money. Johnny Depp, all the years, he's been child actor for how long, I'll find something he goes. I went to every damn, every percent worked from since he was a kid till now. I interviewed men women hundreds of people Not one person said he had domestic violence. She took advantage of him for the her career and actor responsible for his own

And he he was he was I went into it being on bias I went out when it's like oh she screwed and then he goes and I also told her I wouldn't go Further with this he has too much support. There's no evidence of any domestic, any wrongdoing. And then he also said, I feel sorry for Johnny Depp, because the reason why after investigating all this stuff, the reason his nut's so high, is because Johnny Depp's such a good person,

people take advantage of him, and he has all these leeches hanging off of them. Who do nothing but he pays their bills not stop. Of course. He goes, Johnny Depp's's biggest promise being a good person Yeah, that's I couldn't find another one said john abuse them Now and they have lots of great synopsis of that which is basically like he told Amber You got with him to further your acting career and Johnny

They tried to destroy a man and and upper profile of his as a result. Look, the goat's growl option. You see him in a convertible meata. No, go down. Right there. Convertible meata. Yeah, you see him listen, you know, you're ruined the joke. That's why you miss the big. I see him.

If you see him in a convertible meata, do you have problems? No, you got problems. You got problems. You got problems. You guys can find out the dirt daddy. Look at that guy. You got to see him.

Vegas in a 97 Mazda Miata convertible red. He's on your tail and he can do a mean card trick. Yeah dude you better be careful man. PI to the stars. That's it. Yeah. What else you got, Jen? Give me one more I can take Tiger's Jits and hopefully that Russians not there. All right let me see what you could. A good one. Well this one because he's a douchebag. This is a Disneyland, someone was proposing to his girl. And a worker there, I'll just show you the video. I want to do this. Oh, what?

What? What? Don't tell me this guy. He grabs the ring. Oh, he's trying to be funny? No. Because they're not supposed to be on that stage. So this guy's doing his job.

Oh, is that Andy Ruiz? Oh, my God. Yes, that's job. Oh, is that Andy Ruiz? Yes, that's right. It's over here. She's gonna be even better. Oh come on. Oh, yeah, what? Absolutely that guy is just getting annihilated Better be annihilated. Oh, I mean not you know abused, but definitely talks smack about wow That's like you imagine just let him he was already there these are on stage I'm out there. Yeah, thank you for you. He's got off the stage after the fact are yes

That's it. We're done. Let's envy so we and then we do it Okay, it's an idiot. Yeah, yeah, that's great. Read the room. Do you give the guy two minutes to get off the goddamn stage up The proposing this girl you ruined the moment two minutes to get off the goddamn stage of the proposed and his girl. You ruined the moment. Too way he didn't ruin though. One show this Wednesday Hollywood improv, Shobben Friends, we had some monsters.

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