The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 805: The Rogan Talk

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

The guys reminisce about Joe Rogan giving Brendan the infamous talk to retire and discuss Rogan on Andrew Schulz's podcast, Bryan's "Best Of" videos, Brendan talking fights with Robin Black, this weekend's Jiri Prochazka vs Glover Teixeira, a woman who found 36k in a craigslist couch, the gas stove ban in LA and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Cause we back at it again It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid Back at it again It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid. We're out. Hey bro, put your blue blockers back on hey, what these are my favorite these don't sexy as fuck. Yeah, yeah sure dude Don't walk or Oakley's yeah, that's fine. No, it makes them some some cool sunglasses, but not those right because

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Are you Cam Haynes because if you're not you can't be wearing those because those are for Active people so these are for like like ultra marathoners guys you shoot both in the Haugh fun, dude, not for driving your white Tesla with white interior cruising around LA Well, here's what I by the way yesterday, dude, these are these are heavy shit These look I look blind. I'll do respect to the blind I look like I have problems with my sight, and I'm walking around with, I don't know, they looked good in the Oakley mirror.

Although I looked at myself just now as washing my hands in the fucking bathroom. With the glasses on? Not because after I pee, I don't wash my hands after I pee. Never, fuck off. What I did, what I do is I purposely don't wash my hands and I judge people that do, but I was washed my hands because I had a little scope on my hand

My fingers felt sticky. Scope? Scope or soap? Scope that the, could I use that in my invisible line and I had it on my fingers in my fingers? Oh, gotcha. Little scopey scope. And I looked in my cell in the mirror, I was talking to shepelle and I went, I went like that. Oh, my head looks really oval.

Super oval. Well, sometimes you look in the mirror and I, God, you ever go shopping and you thought you look cool. Yes. You're trying to close on and you look at the mirror with the stuff you came to them all and you're like, God damn it. It's such a bummer.

Sometimes, like in my girl, why don't you say anything? So what do you mean? Do you want to wear that? I look ridiculous. Look horrible. She goes, well, that's how you look. My God, I look like a damn giant piece of cake. And then I buy that thing.

I'm never gonna wear it. Didn't fucking Nick's worsen call you an overgrown Lego? No, he said, you know, he said I look like an Italian Lego. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, no, yeah, I think Richmond. Yeah, just Virginia. I'll be at the Omaha funny bone by the way But he's he just gonna you gonna be here. Let's hang out. I'm like he's just so bored. In fucking it It is the only guy who got super famous and stayed exactly the same. Hmm exactly the same never changed at all He's fucking awesome. I mean, I'd say broken to these a guy who I mean, I but I guess I knew for being famous But now he's at a different level. I told you I hung out with him. It's like hanging out with a politician.

Yeah. You're just like, oh, you have to move different now because you're so massive. You have to, but he's the same. He's just surrounded by different people that look out for safety and make smart moves. Like you just can't roll around like we do, but he's the exact same. He was just on Schulzies podcast. He's doing shows with Joey Diaz and Tony Henscliff and Jersey. So he came early and then came to New York to do Schulzies.

Yeah, I saw that. New show. It's so fun. He got the high. It's so fun. Yeah, man. It's fun too, because, you know, Rogen, I mean, he's done, finally, kid twice, maybe once, maybe once, and called in.

Once, no, we had to go there. Oh, I'm sorry. No, so he's done, firing a kid twice, maybe once, maybe once, and called in once. No, we had to go there. Oh, I'm sorry. No, so he's done infamous. That was the infamous. I think we had to quit. Yeah, but that was, that's what people forget. That was actually a firing a kid.

That's right. It was released on firing the kid, but we did in Joe Rogan's studio. And you were the one. You were the one who said, I remember we were like, maybe we shouldn't air that, because it went live, but then we were like, the only people that were listening to that was that thing. You wrote because after we got done, we don't have to air this, man, that was fun.

No, we're airing it. I mean, I can air it. You said it. It's truth, yeah. But no, it was huge. Yeah, it was huge. Yeah, you used to be Rogen's biggest pod, and the Nealon musk said, hold hold my blunt and let me take it from here.

Yeah, man, that was the biggest thing ever. And you were like, let's just err it. Yeah, it was a tough one. So that was fine, a kid. And then remember when we were at Fox, remember we were in an office building? Yep. And he called in. Because I figured who I be. Yeah, I know.

And I go, dude, how have you not done the pockets? I'm going to do it. I go, if I win, you got to do it. Yeah, I'll do it, dude. But then he called be. Yeah, I know what it is. And I go, dude, how have you not done the pockets? I'm gonna do it. I go, if I win, you gotta do it. Yeah, I'll do it, dude. But then he called in. Yeah. Well, because, and it was after you would beat in Matt Metrion.

Mm. And he was like, yeah, I remember that. Yeah, that's right. But it's like, he'll do, you know. You didn't know Joe that. You're like, Joe, where's the love? I mean, we were cool, because I know him from Denver, right? Yeah.

But we were never like as close as we are now. But I was like, what are you doing, dude? You're so critical on that material thing. Yeah, well guess what? Mitterroins a huge threat on his feet. So, you know. I was like, yeah, I choked him out. Okay, cool.

But yeah, so he's never been in studio with us, but it's because you don't do a lot of, I'm trying to think you did like what? Venture Perros is some of those other guys, pods every now and then. Yeah, very rare. But very rarely. And then him on other people, pods every now and then. Yeah, very rare. But very rarely. Yeah. And then him on other people's pods is fun because like with Shulti, right, he has the

whole flagrant two crew with Akash and all the boys there. And they're just, you know, they're wild fans. So they're shooting from the heaven. You know, Roggan, doesn't it like, you know, Shulti, his new studio is ridiculous, put all this money into it. And it's like, stay the art. And Runga is, oh, you've complicated, you've done too much. Like, this is, this is how it's supposed to be.

And I bet they thought he was in a coma, they're like, oh, this is nice, but you know, Rogan, he's like, what are you doing? It's too much, you know what? You know, Rogan's just like, oh, you've all complicated. Like, podcasts shouldn't be there. He's right, like in a weird way. So part of what makes podcasts,

and anything that you see content that people really like, the minute you start turning it into a very high end production, it's really interesting. People tend to go, I don't know, like they can't, they go, I now I'm watching a show and it's not as outlaw, it's not as gritty. So it's a battle. It depends on the talent because Shulti has done that and he's still true to himself

with so his hot cauch. But then, you know, there's, there's different. By the way, I'm just gonna say this out loud. If he fucking comes to LA, if he comes to LA and he doesn't do our podcast after he did that, I'm gonna fight him. I'm finally gonna find you guys always want to know who's gonna win. You're gonna find out. He comes there, don't you know, I mean him or fight it.

Yeah, I'm gonna be. So there's that I'll take it personally. Yeah. Oh, we'll tag team him. Yeah. But, um, yeah, so with, it is interesting because originally podcast, right? Especially when Rogan started in Marin or Krola,

it was very meat and potatoes, but now you tell him how to different, there's argument for both. You tell him how to different game because you look at like your mom's house with Segura, that thing is highly producing. It's a mini TV show. Massive.

You look at King of the Sting. King of the Sting, dude. That's a, I would say it's same production level as like part of my take on ESPN. That thing's a monster. We have to have outside editors, you got graphics, you got submission videos, like it's a beast, intro, outro,

like it's a beast, several different cameras. It depends on the form. It depends on the show. But then again, to your point, it's like, jeans having a coffee tag. How'd it look? He's got two broken bones. I want to make you drink alone.

How'd that some whiskey? I did not, oh you, you sipping on some, someone's, someone text, who's out there? Del Kyle. What's Kyle doing? Dude, I love that it's this, I was cumin some, but you would get people like Caller Daddy who don't really even have video. You would get people like

Armchair Expert, no video, Mark Marin, no video. There's no hype prevention. No, wow. I think Caller Daddy might have video now because when they're at bar stool she did. Maybe now that she's on Spotify because they've added videos she's on there.

But yeah, it's on the back. Yeah, it's on the back. Mark Marin, Kurola, those guys are audio first and monsters. But then there's different ones. It's just pants, right? Yeah, you look at, again, you look at sagura stuff for a lot of these other people. You're not a real of real production, man.

Like, King of Stingede, we have to shoot on Tuesday, and I'm telling you, it drops Thursday night to like 9 p.m. The editor and the people that go in there, the production, it's to the fucking second to get it out. I don't get the audio until like, freaking 8.30, 8 o'clock. Yeah, because it's like right on the one side. There's so many moving parts in that show,

and it's the most expensive show to make. Like it's not cheap, man. Fuck. Yeah, because so much goes into it. I'm editing my special right now. You're doing it yourself? Yeah, one, I have an editor. Okay.

That's a beast. Because I'm there. I'm there. It's the worst. I fucking hate it. I hate watching myself. I hate everything about it. And I captured a lot of what I wanted to do,

but it's the worst. Have you thought of how long you're gonna do it? If that was the same. And that's the problem. And I could put out a strong 50 minutes, that might be a little long. I'd like to put out a 40 minute special. So I might do that.

A tie to a 40's, right? I might do it, but you gotta kill a lot of your babies, but then I can take a lot of those bits and let them live on their own. Do it. I would prefer you release those bits lean up to the special. I'm gonna send you when I'm putting together,

so you can tell me what you think. You know what sucks is when you send it, like I sent mine to the Stefano, Shulti, you wrote it. No, they watched it, especially to Stefano. The Stefano was the best notes. It was like, I would do this, tighten this, I would do this reference.

Oh, don't take that out, because this pay off and the Stefano is great. But it's the worst when you send to somebody who you respect. They're like, oh, dude, I did like this bit. You're like, well, that's my favorite bit. Like, you do away with that. You're like, ooh, that hurts my feeling my favorite bit. Yeah, like I could you do away with that like oh that hurts Well, so here's so so I think anytime you do anything

I've been going through this a little bit because best of Has been received fucking really well on YouTube the the thing with Dustin Poirey and and Thiago Alves It's been it was so fun and we got a lot more comment but bring it up chin. We got a lot more comments It got great great people on YouTube really loved it and I don't read comments but I am reading them on this because I'm going to start engaging with people but dude it's pretty cool because because I have to say that that's not that's not it. Oh this isn't it that's not it. Yeah that might be it. But the bottom line is it's it's good but then everybody's got points of view okay? It's too grainy. There's like the different things and you can listen to 50,000 notes and for me like after a while

You got to be like shut the fuck up. I'm just gonna do what I'm gonna do. Okay. That's what I'm exactly Do you do it the way you like that's right? Be careful with comments, Brian and exactly and I'm gonna figure it out as you go because people have comments and some of them are right some of them are wrong Go back from a chin Is Is it the very beginning? No, to the whole page. To Brian Spagia. No, let me see the list that had multiple. Yeah, see what I don't like be is so you drop in one right you dropped

Basie 18 minutes. Yeah, and then Right after that you drop another one and then right after literally hours after you drop another one, right? Okay, that might be my YouTube guy Mm-hmm, so I don't know. Yeah Yeah, right. I gotta figure't know. Yeah. Yeah. Right? I gotta figure that out. Yeah.

Maybe you guys are right in the beginning. I remember when you first talked about a fight on the kid being successful. Yeah. It's just consistency like Monday, Wednesday, Monday, Wednesday, what if you have to bank on it? That's why when we miss it, it's very weird.

I always go fuck because I think about my favorite pods. Exactly. And Monday I'm like, come on man, there's not one like fuck. Or if it's not the original crew that I usually listen, I'm like, come on dude. You know, so there has to be consistent. Yeah. Because what you want to switch with you. So with Thinkboy like, there's a, there's a pattern, right? There's a, there's a foundation where it's like, all right, Monday shop show Tuesday this Wednesday this Thursdays this so the fans get conditions where okay We know the stop we did, but if you're just going boom boom boom nothing boom boom boom. Yeah, boom boom You know like a different it's hard to keep up with it, you know

It's good to know these things and you got a lot of breathe too. You know let them breathe. Yeah, you know Let it go. Otherwise, we scattered like that like 15 to 3, you know, it's like scattered There you go. Otherwise, we scattered like that, like 15, two, three, you know, it's like scattered all weird. I didn't know that they were doing that. I don't talk to my youth. So, you got to be involved in everything. And then, but then why, if you go back to, then why is there like Josh Wolff on there meets Twins?

I think because the guy who does find my YouTube page is also working with all those guys and he does all this cross-pollination to upfuse. I don't know. I have to talk to him. That is a little strange. I don't know why that's on my. I have no idea why that's on my. This one did well. Not crazy about my YouTube channel right now. Not crazy about it. Let me see the header on it. okay it's still your other special see I would have up there right you're like yes the name of your special we create a graphic and then when it's gonna drop so when people go you get familiar with it like it's dropping here drop you know all right right now you

know yeah yeah all right daddy I hope it's the name that we wanted uh yeah we'll talk yeah we, yeah, we'll talk. We'll talk. Yep. We'll talk about it. Have ideas on that. Yeah. Okay.

Now Daddy's doing a little bit of traveling. Well Daddy's gonna, Daddy's always traveling. Daddy's lives on a plane. Daddy lives on a plane. Daddy lives on a plane. Where are you from Brian? Up here. That's where I'm from.

I'll be doing a, get in all the miles. You get in all the miles. You get in all the miles. That's right. Going to Boston, short flight, short flight, short flight. Five and a half hours. That's right. Shootin' something for Best of Boston. That's something cool lined up.

But then I go right to a corporate gig. I'll do that. And then I'm gonna get myself on a plane and go right to Omaha, Nebraska. Friday morning. Morning. Do two shows, two shows Saturday. Come back on Sunday. Daddy's putting the miles in.

You gotta put your miles in. Like George Cullen from the movie up. Now if you fly, if you fly coach across the country now, it's gonna cost you a coach, it's gonna cost you $800. Well, right, oh, I mean, yeah, I mean, first class, to Portland to other places like,

the price of never been, with inflation and gas prices, like the fucking not so. It's been not so, dude. Not so. Like to someone who, I mean, jazzed, but my airplane tickets all the time, like he's always doing every week, he's booking that. He's spending a moment right now, yeah,

because of fuel prices and inflation. Yeah. You're like, what? Yeah. And by the way, a first-class ticket to fly, like just, like I don't know, four hours is $1,900. I'll sit in the back, but I'm not paying. Oh, I don't get paid. It's very rare. I use my mouth, four hours is $1,900. I'll sit in the back, I'm not paying. I don't get paid.

I don't get paid. I use my mouth the same for family vacations, but when I was doing my press work for the special to go to New York, and I was like, oh, let's do first class. They told me the price, I'm like, I'll use my miles to date up all my miles. I was like $4,700 for class from here.

It's so expensive, dude. What? You don't root at that. $4,700, but also they're taking advantage of the consumer because the pandemic's basically over, right? So then everyone's traveling now. So like during Labor Day weekend, it was the busiest time they've had like three years.

So the airlines go, cool story dude. Here's the prices. Yeah, no thanks. It's fucking rude. It's rude. Yeah. It's rude dude. Yeah, it's very rude.

It's fucking rude. It's fucking rude. Something's going on in San Francisco. I don't know because the purge up there now, but then you see the one dude did get recalled. Oh, what's the name? The D.A. God, the D.A. Yeah, his name is horrible, piece of shit. You know, his name is a super progressive district attorney. Well, he was trying to be a public defender.

Yeah, Chesa Badine. Yeah. Now this is good for L.A. Because R, guys, worse than him. What's the name? That piece of shit. He was in San Francisco. We got him from San Francisco. How fun.

You know what the look look like? People are fucking, there's that title wave going on and it doesn't matter what your race is or anything. People don't like walking their kids to school and having to worry about some fucking maniac. The pissing on the street, shitting on the street, being a danger to you, being a danger to himself.

They don't want that shit. Well, it's like, right down on that stuff. Well, it's like, homeboy, I don't know if you saw this, it was in Venice Beach. They, this, this, he's a teenager, like 1819, takes a car, runs over on purpose, a lady and her baby. Yeah, he got one. He got one. He got one.

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That'd be like signing the worst quarterback in NFL. Him throwing 40 Interceptions a game, going, I want that. You know what, let's bring him to death. Well, the idea is, the idea is criminal justice reform, right? It's like, all right, well, I don't know. There is punishment in the world, not there for a reason.

Yeah, I mean, you can't reheat, like not everyone's gonna be able to bounce back. There's just some bad apples in the world, but when you're just giving them a slap on the earth and putting them back out, like, what do you think's gonna be able to bounce back. There's just some bad apples in the world, but when you're just giving them a slap on the earth and putting them back out, what do you think's gonna happen? We're turning to Gotham City, and we don't have a Batman, Bubba.

You know what's the joke? The city went through the shit in the 70s, dude. It was like, it was all about rehabilitation. So in the 70s, it was all about, we have to rehabilitate, and the prisons became schools. I'm not against educating young juveniles in school at all. I would turn them into fucking sports.

And they'd learn skills, they'd learn, they'd be educated, I'd do all that because you gotta do something when they get out. But yeah, there's also something called punishment. You gotta create a deterrent to fucking insanity. You're the fuck outta here, man. You can't have people committing 47 misdemeanors or felonies. Well, about New York too. How about New York, and that governor out there in the mirror

eating all the day. Yeah. Because the same thing, there's two light on crime. That one dude had like 47 offenses and they kept letting out. And finally, they got them because he pushed a lady into the train tracks like how do you think this was gonna Anything was gonna wait how the fuck do you what do you think's happened there clearly the guy There's no there's nothing we can do fucking Paulie Molinagi was telling me he got in a fight in the subway with a fucking crazy Dude is trying to enjoy that yeah, yeah fucking guy came out. I'm gonna start fucking swinging out and Paul It was like oh wait a minute I was a world champion. Paulie's like, excuse me. Yeah, Paulie's great, love Paulie. He's a fucking knowledgeable dude.

Smart guy, yeah. Real talent, super. He's from Brooklyn, he's a dad still is. His dad still lives in Italy. He goes back there and Paulie's the best. 100%. That's the best. Yeah, great.

And I thought me and him would like butt heads. I didn't know him, but he has a lot of opinions, but right when we got together, it was like an instant connection. I love that dude. Me too. Nothing else to love about Paul. And then he had the issue with Connor,

and he had the issue with Ardom, and then the MMA community turned on him. But you forget to, the multiple world champion. Yeah, a little respect please. Yeah, it's like I had Robin Black on a fight night flashbacks, and we did a sit down interview. I haven't seen Robin Blackin. Years since we did, you know, Rogan with Eddie Bravo, right?

No, he was on, I think, Big Brown breakdown before then. But since I came to Showtime, you know, because he's on Showtime, I haven't worked with him. Yeah. And last time I saw him, he was like, kind of in this weird, like, gray area because he was supposed to work for the UFC, but he's this philosophical, like, artsy dude, so he doesn't really fit in with like, Anakin, DC, and Rogan, so. But super smart guy, and just thinks outside the box. So he's like trying to get in where he fits in,

but there really wasn't a fit, and you'll see never really, you know, did anything with him. So then, when I met him, he said, so he's lost, and I could feel his heavy, and I was like, each. So then finally, you know, three years later, he's finally doing his thing.

He's doing his thing. We had to sit down and interview so much fun man. And then he just so knowledge one of the way he looks at fighting, because on flashback fight, he wasn't even a fighter, was he? No, no, no, but neither was Ana. He fought, knew he was Rogan. Now he actually fought.

He did? He did. Yeah, I'll show you. Yeah, I wouldn't refer to him as a. Yeah, he actually fought. He did? He did. Yeah. I'll show you. Yeah, I wouldn't refer to him as a former fire. Nobody actually fought. Yeah, that's more clearly. Well, he's got AD loves the guy.

Oh, he's been a martial artist his entire life. But so the same as Rogan, right? Martial artist's entire life, but yeah. Oh, yeah, some fights. Four and five, yeah. Okay. But he's a big musician. Oh.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah, but he's found big musician. Yeah, yeah, wow Yeah, but he's found his way and he's just you know, he's a really good dude He's yeah, he just looks at fighting different than everybody else He's so much fun. So on flashback we let the fighters pick their three fights in their UFC career They want to cover and we rewatch them, you know robbing up being fired go pick your three You know favorite fights that you want to cover and he picked picked Ronda Rousey, Holly home, when Holly knocked her out. He picked, uh, Miles at all, Kale and Ben Askerin. And then he picked Connor winning the 155 lightweight title over Eddie Alvarez. None of those would be my favorite fights. Oh, they're good. Because they were so fast.

He has no, they have to be fast, right? TV show. Yeah, so we can't sit through a five hour decision. Yeah, I like, like I would say Max Holloway, Dustin Poria, I like those wars that went on where you're like, what's gonna happen? Well, Max Holloway doesn't worry. It wouldn't be a war, right? Cause Dustin beat the shit out of them. Max Holloway, Max Holloway gave, it still did some damage

on Dustin, and I've watched that fight twice. Yeah, me too. He connected a lot. But he doesn't have the power and then doesn't get him. Well, that's right. And just rock. That was a rough night for Matt Hollow. He was very rough. Yeah, if you're Matt Holloway fan, you're not watching that one.

But there was like, there's better Matt Holloway fights. They were some, I mean, there have been some just amazing, amazing, amazing. Maybe I'll if I gave you three fights. If I had to choose to have a game. I'll tell you what was an amazing fight was and I was there for it was Most people have John John's Gustus in the first one. Oh, that's when I beat Mithriote. Yeah, that was a fucking war That'd be up there for me to yeah, that was a fuck and if you're watching somebody else

You guys are gonna you know if you watch it with a eye, that'd be fun to watch and make a decision. I thought I'll tell you my other one. I'll tell you my other one. That was a fucking waily against you on a engender. Yep. They fight this Saturday rematch. That was a monster. That was one of the best fights ever. Fucking crazy. Yeah. Those are two good ones. Yeah, those are my two good ones. How far back can I go?

It doesn't matter. Yeah. I thought that Nick D.S. John Daily fight. I mean, how far back can I go? You know? It doesn't matter. Yeah. I mean, I thought that Nick Diaz John Dele fight. Paul Dele. Paul Dele, Paul Doxon Dele, Noxon Dele, with a left hook and then Nick Diaz knocks him out. That was Strike Force though, but yeah.

Yeah, but that was, that was, that, We covered it all. You can do Strike Force, WC, Bellator, out of everything. Yeah, that's a really good question though. Fight and shoot. We'll do, we'll do guys first fights in random promos. Yeah, promotions. But if I had to choose, it's tough, right?

Three fights. It's tough. I mean, there were a lot of like, close ones. I like the Frank Mayor Brock Lesnar where you submit them with an E-Bar. That was historic, that was nuts. I like when Frank Mayor,

I blew out no gear as arm. That was a fucking crazy dude. I think we all watch like I like let me watch that together. No, I was broken. No, I didn't I what I like when Andre Lovsky snapped No, it's Frank. Me or snapped him. Sylvia's arm and Tim Sylvia didn't know So fucking sick I'm not Francis Asterovareem. I'm not Frazier.

Asterovareem Brock. Yeah, you like the dramatic moments. And you like the wars. I was going to say Robin, the theme that he chose that I thought was really interesting, was monumental moments in MMA history. Yes. Yes. So GSP actually, as amazing as GSP was, it might not make my, as far as fights are concerned,

what I loved about GSP is he would find out where you were weak. He was so strategic. When he fought Josh Koshchak, he just kept jabbing his fucking face. Double leg. Yeah, even with Johnny Hendrix, Johnny Hendrix put a beat on him, but he just kept double legging. He wrestled Johnny Hendrix. But you want to watch those him but he just kept doubling and he said he wrestled Johnny Hendrix But you want to watch those three you will watch later in G. Spies. Grim you'd watch him

When he's like Matt Matt Hughes. Yes, you'd watch G. Spie Matt Sarah in the tough finale. Yeah What so what would you say were the I like the upset fights? I mean look hey Hey Nate D. As in Conor McGregor. Yeah. The first one. I'm not surprised. I'm not a fucker. It's a fun fight. It was just to see the turn because Conor was boxing him up and then Nate just went, you know, one fucking. And the second one is great too with all that. Those are both great fights.

Both great fights. We were on our, we were both, we watched those together. In my first fight, you went like this, you went, he's too big for him. He's too big for him. And then the second one, you were like, looking in peace, looking in the counter. Yeah, nuts. Anybody who has any criticism, honor fucking McGregor's out of their minds.

Yeah, after I think who else. Well, I mean, there was, I mean, and then you have the ones where it was like the Matrix, when you watch Forest Grif and fight the guy named Anderson Silver, where you go. Boy, it was a rough life. I haven't seen him for a long time. That was a rough life for me and Forrest. Yeah, you fought, I fought no gear on the same thing.

Oh boy, I'm not there. All the Americans went out there, yeah. We all got destroyed, yeah. Okay, there was a tough night for a marathon. Did Anderson Silver get laid that night? Do you think after he did that first? I don't know, I think that Forrest is great. You could watch what kicked the U of C off, Bonnorn For he did that? I don't know. I think that. Forces great.

You could watch what kicked the UFC off, Bonnarned Forrest. That's really what blew up. That was a crazy fight. That was it, because they were both in the ultimate fight. Yeah, it was the ultimate fight of finale for a season. Right. It blew up the UFC.

And you saw, like, I remember that. That's what it was on spice, everyone's got. Everyone's got it. There was calling each other going, you got to watch it, and that's your switch. That did, that put, that that put that was where people went No, that's the most important fine you see his true. Yeah, it was the first fight getting the UC Hall of Fame Like that's what gave them their no to write it. Yeah, fuck

Do you guys remember do Ho Choi versus Cubs wants and that to me is like And do you remember how it ended where Cubs wants and just went like that? He was in his guard and he just went like that and everybody went crazy. That was like huge stars, but it was such a great fight. It was an insane fight. I was thinking about that as one of my, so your top three, of just the most exciting fights. The fights that kind of were like, holy fuck.

Or do you go more with just, no, I mean, it's too tough to pick. I don't have to sit down, go through it. We can there's so many good fights so many a recent war that I just came in mind was the the Usman Colby fights have been amazing. I was a great. Yeah, I'd watch some pilot weekend I'm walking so I'm just going out. Yeah, I don't care about anybody else. I like I agree dude. I agree. I really, those are... Usman has just made a different stuff. He's made a different stuff. What is your...

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I love you. Yeah, he's such a savage. So why are you, so he's such a, he's a freak athlete. He's just, he's a freak athlete. He has experience. I don't care about looks. What is, uh, what's his, um,

now you, you're, you're, not I don't, like, you're like, you're like, we're done, right? You like, I'm glad he's not on shape. No, you, I'm sorry, sir. You are, you don't. You like it, right? You like it, right? We're done, right? I'm glad he's not on a shape. No. I'm sorry, sir. Who would have this face? You are taken.

You have a bias. You have a bias to good looking tall guys or generally good looking. You fell in love with Connor because he looked good. No, no, I fell in love with Connor because he's a monster. You like to style and everything else. No, I like that he won, right? Because we can't with Gary. He's a You like this style and everything else. No, I like that. He won right because we can't with here He's won so many like you can't co-signed Yeah, he has one fuckload and he's so creative with the way he fights

He's just so on orthodox on orthodox. Yeah, what's his what's his what's it? He came from a kickboxing thing first or what he he's weird cuz he was at that that super wall show I did with DC He's thin man. He's not a big guy. He's tall, but he's He's really thin. He's pretty big. No, no, no, no, he's thin for a two or five or okay. Yeah, like he he looks as thin as almost like a Issy like he's a thin guy. Okay. It's not really big really. Uh-huh. He was in you know, he was in in camp right I was like oh, he's a thin dude. What would you say? Wait, fuck. I don't know the ma- 220. I don't know. The May, 220? Ah, I don't know if I, maybe 220, you saw a mark. 2, yeah.

215 maybe? He did look great. No, to my guess, yeah. 215 is 218 a lot of weight. No, yeah, yeah. Does he have big hands, big heads? Sometimes they have their bone structure. And you know what's when I saw him,

and I saw the hair on a gov, I didn't want to be like, hello Yuri, because I'm like, what if it's not? I'm like, oh, I thought you were a- I don't know if there's a meter because he was so smaller and was so like smaller and I thought like he just looked to kind of blend in But like he is a very handsome guy, you know, and then the producer my air is like hey Yuri from you see I'm like that is him Wow small cuz Glover's thick

Yeah, I give some two or five was a big boys man. Yeah But he like there was some training sizes in his strength really really nice guy guy. Yeah. And and so against Glover, you said it. Glovers get done first. I mean, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to get done first. You're a lot of the wise Glover. The old if if Glovers are to get them down, taking them wearing them out, it's can get rough for you. Yeah, because you're a vet. Yeah. And he's a good wrestler. You said that right?

Phenomenal wrestler grappler's jujitsu. I don't know why I said the raid, but it's insane. Yeah. And for a year, that could be prong. He also won't be quitting at any time soon. He's crazy. No, he's not gonna break it all over. But again, Clover's older, year, he's, you know, the young lion. It's so incredible that Clover was able to do that though.

Nuts. Like it's not. After getting dominated by, come on. Fucking John Jones, and the bounce back. Yeah. Nuts. So it stopped. If you, you know, I'm such a Glover fan and that, his story so great. So you want to see him win. But same time

new blood's not bad. And here he has that style that can mark it. You know, so if you're the UFC, you're probably hoping you're going to win because it's easier to market. There's new blood, you know, what's going on with Gulf's system right now? Fight and have you wait. He's fighting heavyweight. He's older. He's out of the race. Yeah. Because I mean, I'm better off. He's a good guy race. Yeah, because I mean I mean I'm pretty much like you know, pretty one side of fight. So it's almost like there's a hot second building. He must be feeling like he could go back to 205 and get that belt. Well, you went

to back to a five because he was gonna go to heavyweight fight Ben Rothwell. Rothwell got cuck because he wanted more money. So then now he's back at 205 fighting Krylov, which is a great fight. Really good fight. Are you, yeah, he's a monster. Do you have any info on when John Jones is going to fight if he's doing that deal? End of the year. Yeah. Because he's waiting for steep A and apparently they came out to the end of the year.

It's kind of a bottom up. Yeah. Who else is fighting on my card? Yohanna Walei. Are you mad? 235? That's a crazy fucking fight. Yohanna Walei, then Chef Chanco's fighting.

Santos? Yeah. Rest cards, whatever, but those three are top three are amazing. Yeah. Chef Chanco, I don't know who Tally Asanto is. She's a monster. She should be undefeated. Her only loss is a split decision, which she probably won.

Can you bring her up? I just want to look what I see if she's a fighter. She's a monster should be undefeated. Her only loss is a split decision, which she probably won. Can you bring her up? I just want to look with, see if she's, I've seen her fight. Well, she's a monster. So she, is she one of, she's a tanker's tougher fights coming up? I think so. Yeah. She's a tanker.

I've she a tanker with my draft Kings parlay, but I would put a hundred dollars on her being, I think she's a plus 800 plus 700. It's not a bad bet. She's a tanker. So tough fucking customer. Yeah. 100 plus 700 it's not a bad bet shipchenko should tough fucking really customer Yeah Valencia shipchenko is such a phenomenal fighter

Yeah, she's so good I know It's a mom before it's her inner sister to train like her mom trains mom's badass, too. Yeah, interesting I'm trained. Mom's bad ass, too. Really? Yeah. Interesting. And her sister's very pretty. Yeah, I think that's what they're doing.

So that's only a plus 4.50, isn't that bad? Yeah, I'm a fan of, I'm a fucking fan of Valentinuship tanker. Yeah, here is a minus two hundred. Yep, all right, here we go. And that fight's during the, is it during the day or is it at night, Chin? I think it's a regular 7 p.m. thing.

I don't know what you're gonna see it be. Never do. Never do, buddy. There she is. Vanitynish have Chancel. Yeah, 7 p.m. PST. So somebody got those in the day because there's in Singapore. How long is Glover gonna fight?

He's the fucking look. Are you gonna say? Old champion ever? I mean, come on. You fucking kidding? He's gotta be 40. Oh, he's 43, I think? 42.

Come on. It's okay, he's younger than me. I feel so weird that he's- Well, fighting puts some ages on him. He's real. Like fighting, and he's been going hard in the pain. Yes, I mean. The training, your skin gets the scar tissue.

But imagine what, he came up at, so first of all, he was this Brazilian blue-yamand Brazil that we've heard about, a hardcore's heard about for years before he came to the US because he couldn't get a visa. But he would come to America and train with Chuck Ladell at the pit, and Chuck Ladell's main training partner in his prime.

So he's been trained at the pit forever. I didn't know that. And then now he's based out of Connecticut, just strange. Why? He just does his own thing out of Connecticut. I don't know. Danberry Connecticut, yeah. Really?

That's really weird. Why? Who's there? Him, the world champion, what do you mean? I mean, who else did he train with? Probably flies guys in. Huh. Wow. Yeah, he's with? Probably flies guys in. Huh. Yeah, he's not with like a big team or nothing. Amazing, humble. She's the oldest champion behind Randy Couture.

That's so sick. That is so unbelievable. Yeah, 42, I think year is 29, you know, the young buck. Yep. No electricity in the many of the homes in this community. And there was one gas station coming up, coming up poor. Oh, yes, coming from the Favella's in Brazil. They did a, on the countdown for him,

where they embedded, he has like this farm out, there's like writing horses and shit. Really? It puts the belt around a tree. Yeah, he's a farm boy out of Brazil. Our boy, Tark, wasic was like hey come out to Idaho he brought a house out there He goes come out to Idaho. Did he moved out there? Is he no longer in San Francisco? He's out there. No, he's in San Francisco too, but he's out there and he loves it out there

And he's hanging out with cowboys and he's like dude come out and come ride horses with us And we'll take two days and wrangle cattle. And I go, I didn't know Tar was that going to ride her, but he is. And I go, I'm on the thread with this cowboy who runs it. I go, how good of a rider? I can ride horses. I go, how good of a rider? Because yeah, you got to be really good, obviously, because we're going to be, you know, keeping the count.

I'm sorry, Kevin Costner from the club. He is. That, eh! Almost on a flight out there from the right. No, I'm not that, two days in a saddle if you haven't written You know what happens to your balls and your legs the fuck out the shaving in the horse horses scare me and you fall and you get trampled The fucking I'm not a cowboy. No, I'm not a cowboy. No, it's not I'm a city city slicker my hands I'm not for me. I am not gonna fly out there to ride horses

No, what galloping and keeping them? They're the right horses and they go what galloping and keeping them Yeah, get out of my like Tark, you know what you called right okay? Just being sure the answer is no, but I appreciate the opportunity I go well I'm I'll just videotape it for me. I'll get up on a horse. I'll get up on a horse and pretend Two days. Well sit what let me guess we'll sit around the campfire and chew on jerky and eat some beans I'll fucking I'm out. I'm not a cowboy. No, and but Tark, you know, we'll sit around the campfire and chew on jerky and eat some beans. I'll fucking... I'm out. I'm not a cowboy. No, not a cowboy.

And, but, you know, we're not cowboys. It's hilarious. I like pretend I am when I'm in Montana, but I do it for the Graham, and I jump off that monster of the creature. I'll go out there and hang out, and I'll just, I'll get the horses ready. I'll pat him and I'll get him ready.

And then I'll be back at the campsite, making the food. Do you tie a good concubine? Yes. Yes, do I'll be the 50s housewife. I'll do your laundry But I'm a bedo on like the line. I'm a wash it in the river. Yes, watching the river. I will be singing song I'm have a little dress on my ass cheeks out the back. Yes, then I'll cook the chili for the boys. Yeah, you and I'll gossip Yeah, can you believe Tarsus, gossip. Oh, gossip. Can you believe, Tarzan? Just a gossip a lot. Oh my God, have you seen that John Tutton? Oh my God, his hands. Oh, and then you see that rope that he has, that rope,

and did you see his new hat? I can't believe it, girl. And then you'll have a little flash and I go, oh, you stole some whiskey. Not him. And I'm like, I did, girl. Let me try something. Yeah, and we fuck each other.

Hey, catch us. And then they then they then they tie us up and kill us. Yeah, then we fuck each other. Hey. Catch us. And then they then they tie us up and kill us. No, because we're both bottoms. So we're impossible to fuck each other. We just cry. We'll figure it out. And laugh. We cry and laugh.

Yeah, and we serve. But we serve nuts to busts. Yeah. And then we do and we do a midnight dance for them. We prepare a little show for them. Fellas, you know, long day in the summer. Fails. There's no entertainment.

Just the kids thing you ever. Fails. Do you think? But there's no real music because we just, you know, we have some guys like. No, we have a banjo. We're just in a little summer dress, isn't it? Shake my dick piece out the front. We shave each other down.

No, we don't shake our dick pieces. We tie it up. No, no, push our dick right in the back of our booty. No, I don't. I shake it. No, you keep slapping around. No, you were going to, I'm going to say that horse ain't the only one packing heat. I'm going to take your fucking dick and balls. I'm going to wrap it around it and I'm going to pull it right with a rope. I'm going to be able to see your dick and ass right here, bro. In fact, you won't even be able to lean back on a chair because that's where you're taking out. I don't care if I'm fucking.

And I'm full of chili that we could. You're gonna have a bad idea, dude. You're gonna have a belly full of chili and your cock and balls are gonna be pulled so far back, dude. And then I'm gonna have a little pouch that I'm gonna put in fucking jail. And you're gonna do the same thing to me. And it's not gonna feel good. We're gonna be in some jail. Oh, you're gonna do the same thing to me and it's not gonna feel good

We're gonna be in some serious trouble if that's what it takes to see those we are gonna. Stan a star. We're presenting our man Pusses No, well, you know they do that in Afghanistan. I'm just One tier like they dressed a little boys up. You know about. know about this. They have like, I thought it was the sheet. There are a lot of societies that when there are, when, look, any society where women are not around, guess what happens? I'm gonna tell you this, when women aren't around,

and when, your body's especially looking real good. Yeah, I mean, this is what happens when women aren't around, and women aren't allowed, you're not allowed to be around women until you get married. What happens is you guys are all hanging out, you know who gets fucked, the younger guys who don't have a lot of hair on their face. That's what happened.

But it's also like, I remember I was in high school in training camp, whatever, four weeks in the water girl who, in any other case, if she's around other girls, I get the fuck out of it. But three weeks and I'm like, oh damn dude, 100% yeah, just trying to do it. I'm under a man. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, driving and they picked up this guy. One of the guys was a young, like he was probably 17. Sure.

And he was on, yeah, and he was, and he was wiggling around. He was like, kept moving around the back seat. And he was all fucked up. And he goes, why is that guy moving around so much? Tell him to stop moving around. And the interpreter said, well, he took a beating last night. So what do you mean a beat in the end? He got fucked last night by some of the older conscripts.

And that was his turn. And he was like, huh? And it wasn't even considered gay. It was just like, you know, women around, we're gonna fuck. It's not gay, it's more of like a dominance thing, I guess. Do you imagine the next one of them like, like, do last night.

Woo! Like, yeah, no doubt, dude. Yeah. I think that's hard, bro. I think that's so much more common in some societies throughout history when they didn't have access to women. I will guarantee the Spartans did a whole bunch of fucking. Oh, if you read the history and the Spartans,

when they take over those towns, the first thing they do is rape the women in's always the case and then a lot of the leaders had little boys like if they're gonna tell that show like if the 300 movie was legit I mean those boys are you know well if you read the Dinosaur's if you read play nice to play with some he would be handsome you, you have those read Play-Dose dialogues, which is the Greek Play-Dose Socrates, Aristotle. When Socrates is talking about going back to, we'll go back and have this discussion over wine,

and there'll be lots of plenty of beautiful boys. You know, they eat grapes and like fuck boys. They're out of their mind. Out of their mind. Hey man, you know there's surplus of women, yeah. You know you can eat grapes and play with women, yeah. Well they might have been super, some of the greatest philosophies of all time

were might have been gay and they fucked. And back then, you know, weird. Back then, when you were 14, your life expectancy was probably 30, you know. So 14 was fucking old. You're middle aged. You got married at that time. Girls got married at 14.

Yeah. And the minute they had puberty in arranged marriages, the minute they had puberty, they were betrothed to. Dark days, my man. I mean, yeah. We've moved not. We've moved not. You know, the dark ages.

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home at five. And they let the in Calabastas, there's this little area, the common area where there's turtles. So they love the turtle, they get ice cream and you get to see the turtles. So they're all excited about ice cream. So we get the ice cream.

And they're like, can we see the turtles? My yes, go check out the turtles. We're there and Tygo's, he learned a tough lesson how nature works. There's a turtle, literally this size of a fucking quarter, maybe a half dollar, like little baby turtle. T goes fucking quarter. Maybe a half dollar like little baby turtle T goes oh, Bob, look at the little baby turtle. He's so cute and Bob is like little turtle my eyes cute fucking big turtle

D-D-D-D-Curse Tigers. Oh No dad do something like I Can't jump in the fucking pond Wait and I go and then in my hand like'm like, this is not good and tiger's crying. He goes, dad, save him like, he went into the rock. Dude, I can't jump into the fucking, he's like, he's tiger's crying. He goes, dad, save him like, you know what that is?

That's his dad and he's not killing him. He's taking him back into his home to save him from the other turtles. He was really, oh, yes, stop crying dude. That little turtle's saving him. I was like, I should probably be honest with him. Somebody like us, we're walking back to the car and he gets, you know, he's such a sensitive kid. He goes, Dad, I can't stop thinking about that baby turtle. You think he's okay? I go, he's not. He goes, he goes,

he goes, I think he said his dad saved him. I go, that wasn't his dad. Listen, this way nature works, dude. It's the circle of life, right? The turtle ate the fucking... Oh, dude. I mean, this massive turtle just... Cunk! Yeah. I mean, crushed his shell. There's no way that big turtle would eat it. So then, hold up.

So then, as, you know, he's like, circle of life, dude. And I go, you know how many watch lines? You see, I go, so sometimes, lines from other tribes, the male lions will kill the babies, because they don't want them to competition later in life. And then those lions that kill the babies get older

and they might get in a fight and they get nicked. And then lions come along and kill them. It's just a constant circle of life. And now, and now he was like this on the back. Always be alive. And I got to know him. And I was like, this probably wasn't smart to tell him the truth. That's how I feel.

I should have told him that Turtle went home. You got to wait. You got to wait because it's really hard for like little you can't comprehend it. He I should have told him that Turtle went home. You gotta wait, you gotta wait, because it's really hard for like little... No, he can't comprehend it. He's like, so was that Turtle live? And then he wasn't downloading all the information. Then we got home, he's grabbing my mom's there. And he's like, Mama, we saw this Turtle,

and he's crying, and I go, no, dude, did it. Again, I told you, remember I told you, the dad Turtle or Mama Turtle, I don't know, I can't tell, saved the the dad turtle or mama turtle. I don't know. I can't tell Save the baby turtle and took it home. He's like you sure I'm like pretty sure dude Well, I can't believe we went jump in there and save them like I can't jump into the fucking thing dude Yeah, it's nature Baba when I when I was living in Calabas we used to go get ice cream and watch the turtles And my son when he was three, maybe four years old. Is this when the lady went off on him?

Remember that? That's right. Now do you remember why she went off on him? I can't believe it. Because he was grabbed, right? No, because there was a turtle that was there. And there was a little dog. There was a puppy.

And the puppy was close to the turtle. So my son, I think that I came over to the store. But my son, I think, took a large rock. And because I thought he had done this and I had spoken to my ex later on, and I guess my son and his mind was protecting the puppy. Oh, sure, he just killed the turtle. Well, he took a rock and went,

go doosh and just attack the turtle, hit the turtle, but he was like a puppy, yeah. And he was trying to save the puppy. I thought he was just a psycho. When that happened, I was like, now. Ted Bunny, my son's dead. And I was like, yeah, he shouldn't do that. But my ex later said, he was trying to protect the fucking puppy.

So in his mind. Suffer debate, right? No, he said that. He was like a little kid. He was like, the puppy was there. So I'm just like, don't get the puppy in there and all that stuff. So the lady free got right?

A lady free got the fuck out. And in my ex and that lady got into right free. I'm a fuck out. And in my ex and that lady got into it. And I'm trying to fight like a world star. The grab here and shit. Yes. And my you know, I took her and took it into the turtle. She had all the fucking your ex took that stupid bitch's hair. Braids dunked her face in the water. And she killed her. No, my son then took the rock and he bashed the lady Yes, he murdered yes, and and so we had to get my son out of the country Yeah, and now he lives in Afghanistan. Yes, so that's really what's going He's the young boy amongst those gentlemen now full full circle. I like what you did there

You brought it full circle and he was the kid in the van at the team bring it full circle That was my long moss. I don't pay attention to anymore. It was turtle. I mean nature's just fucking savages. And then also nature. How about how about people serve like this family? You know, there are meaning or I don't know what they,

somewhere in Millis, they have all this bread. Dude, there's a giant sign in redless as do not feed the turtles or touch them. Good luck. And that tells you why you don't, you know when you touch turtles? Salmanella. Yeah, it's super bad for carrots, women.

They're very, very disease. It's not good, dude. Carrots, Salmanella. This fucking family, big ass family, Armenian something, I don't know. I mean, Persian, I don't know, probably Persian, let's go with Persian. They look like the people, the 300 guys fought, right?

The guy, we really got the nose piercing out, the big guy, right? Yeah. The guy with the Quasmoto fucking sided with them. That's not. No, they didn't look like I'm trying to describe. I know, but I know what, I know what, person. I know people from Iran.

Yeah, but remember the guy was like this. Okay, so one of the guys was deformed? No, not at all. You make fun of Hanukkah. No, no, I'm saying. I'll be able to. No, I'm letting you know that he's sited with the person. Transabled, you make fun of the transabled people.

Not at all, nice try, buddy. Where you fucking an outlet anyways. So they're Persian, but they're taking bread, fiendam, and I'm like, and my son goes, dad can we feel him, I go, no, and loud, I go, no, look at the sign, it says, do not feed, do not touch the turtles. For a reason, I said, dude, you touch them.

I said, they also bite. There's also that, you're a little soft finger, like Boston's finger, that fucking turtle is gonna snap at your His finger off don't touch them. It was dad that in these kids are like your son rocks don't matter I'm slapping the turtles back in the water. I'm like it This is not he behaved it. It's not what you can't I'm like what security did nature is metal You ever follow that that Instagram fucking polar bears, which I didn't know another bear is too, but especially polar bears.

Now daddy's on Instagram. Polar bears. Now we started to show you showing me a workout video. Yeah, that was funny. It was a friend of mine. By Harry the artist did that, but polar bear is, bro. We'll eat other babies, even their own babies.

That's the show, they'll eat. And yeah, and then there's the picture in the picture and the middle, the polar bears just walking away with the face of a little polar bear. See how many you see that stuff. You know what I'm saying? You don't want to do in his zoo. You don't put a small polar bear In a cage without the polar bears they will kill it right away. Oh, yeah, that's nature daddy I don't need to see that dark shit though, you know well I'm absolutely on the old polar bear. This is when I don fall on the pole. I'm not sure if I'll fall on the pole. I'm not sure if I'll fall on the pole. I'm not sure if I'll fall on the pole.

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Oh, they did. Hours killed the baby turkey. Yeah. He's like, but you know, the turkey's bigger, I thought he'd be okay, he's a baby's a baby I went well now do you toss him into foreign territory yeah turkeys take care of the turkeys birds are insane in turkeys birds are insane in turkeys there's not animal hate more on this plant than a bird there are assholes well man and they're also stupid well no no bird like i went somewhere in Calabasas off mahalin this state plays, and they have peacocks walking around, like, what the fucking town is?

They're not stupid. And then these dramas are fucking, Instagram live, fucking film, and these stupid peacocks. They ain't stupid. Certain ones aren't. Crows are smart. And you're gonna go there, crows.

They ain't even crows are as smart as fucking dolphins. Now, now, how about this? They should have discovered that some crows, well, they're tools, they'll put nuts down there, although they animals to go to it and then they, but they put nuts down there and have the cars roll over the nuts so they can get, they can crack the shells, blah, blah, blah. Here's what they didn't know about crows. This is fascinating. Crows, some crows, I don't know what they're, where they're from, they from. They were seeing them roll themselves down roofs. So they get to the top of the roof and just fucking roll.

Roofs? Roof in a roof. They said they'd roll down the roof. Knees should have pronounced the apple. They'd roll down the roof. There you go. And then land in the gutter and they were like, what are they doing?

They're literally, you know, you kid rolls down a hill? So the crows would be at the top of the fucking crest of the roof and go, roll, roll, roll, roll, roll. That's for fun. Boop. Do you think that makes them? They're trying to make themselves high.

I'll try and get dizzy. They're trying to get into a different state. Much like a dolphin. Would, does the pufferfish or they do certain fish or, or, they can get the fish to get high. But it's also a qualit too when the, the, the, the elliptus, right? The elliptus, yeah. Eat that because it gives them a high.

They're constantly doing it all the time to be high. Yeah. Yeah. Qualis are the snoop dogs of nature like they're constantly high. That's true. Yeah, they're always high. Oh, that's why they're all like chill. Really? It's high.

It's really interesting. So human beings are not just always either. Human beings aren't the only fucking, I don't know if that makes Crow smart though, yeah? I think it makes it high. I think it makes it a lot, I think it might make it aware of the difference between sobriety and an altered state.

And what's really interesting about the new research on psychedelics is fucking mind blowing. That's true, and it's stuff. Dude, they are finding that you can, 80%. Like, if you have, if you smoke and you're addicted to smoking, I think when it's done properly, psilocybin, you have an 80% curate, 80% of people who do a protocol of psilocybin one time.

To not smoke anywhere? Can literally stop smoking forever. Well, I know with like PTSD and like, fighters with C.D. Yeah, hugely. Because it'll fire up new neurons in the brain that are dead. Well, it also changed your concept of reality. I'm not a mushroom guy.

It'll rewire your brain. It'll rewire. So if you have a major addiction, and PTSD or whatever, a really strong trip done under the right circumstances according to the research can have profound effects with just one treatment, and they don't have a fucking clue why that is. LSD, psilocybin, Iowaska, so you know DMT, right? Do you know what Iowaska does?

I didn't know this. So you and I had that DMT, right? Do you know what Iowaska does? Do you know what I didn't know this? So you and I had that DMT trip, and it was like fucking crazy. Iowaska is the hours, by the way. And the reason is because I guess Iowaska, the root or whatever it is. You consume it, right? It stops the brain from breaking down the DMT.

So it keeps that DMT shit going for eight hours. I don't want that. Right. I don't want that. Right? I don't want that. I don't want that. That's a long time because you can have a crazy trip. Well, I know a lot of people with like trauma that friends with a lot of trauma try those ayahuasca trips. So there's a place in California you go to.

It's like in Joshua Trissum, she's like that. And they do these monitored ayahuasca trips and like Neil Brennan, Chris Rock, but Neil Brennan swears by it's changing He's a nicer person. He's changed the way he looks at his outcome in life. I know Theo's done a bunch of times You know, it's because it affords you to kind of engage with your childhood trauma and you see these realizations and I want to do it Do you I do and I'm a little too old to have a life-changing experience I feel like I'm pretty buttoned down on reality

And I know exactly how to navigate this fucking life And I and I also think that I also think that anything you go through as bad as it is It's not a bad thing. It's actually you can decide to make it Your your friend and your gift, but That would be one of like you have to ask yourself. What are you looking for? What are you doing and what are you looking for? Right, so, I don't know, like it's like, I don't think it'd be bad for you. I don't need that.

I don't need that. But I think that for the most part, I can honestly say about my life, I'm living it as honestly as I've ever lived it, honestly, across the board. Maybe take a ayahuasca and maybe it gives you another realization, you know? I wish I'd done it earlier, because you know what?

I would have come to the conclusion of for real. What? I would have come to the conclusion that I am a stand-up and a podcaster. I am not an actor. I don't want to be an actor. I don't like it. You think ayahuasca would have shown that, though? I don't know.

I think it might have been too much emphasis on that. It might have forced me to be, it might have forced me to be really, really honest with myself. And I was always pretty damn honest with myself, but it might have forced me to be, it might have forced me to be really, really honest with myself. And I was always pretty damn honest with myself, but it might have forced me to kind of come to terms with letting go of something I came to this town to do. Now, I was successful. I'm not knocking. Yeah, it was fucking great. What went into that, can I ask, like, the thought process behind that, I can guess and

make some probably safe assumptions, but could you elaborate? Well, so you ever go back in your life and think to yourself, I made a lot of mistakes and this is what I changed, this is what I changed, this is what I changed. Do you think that if you did that, would you make just different mistakes? Right? So, is it, it's kind of impossible? Well, you definitely make more mistakes. You're going to make mistakes, just because you change, if you could go back, which to

me is a complete waste on, but if you go back and make different choices, whatever path, whether it was that one or another one, you're still gonna make mistakes. You think you would've made a different choice and been mistake-free? You had a different... Let me ask you, well you and I had this conversation,

right, over text, and I, one of the things I love about you and one of the things that I think I'm really impressed with about you, frankly, after going through a lot of stuff and everything else is that I think you become more generous and I think you become way more giving and I think you become and I've always known. I really think that my bond to you was always that at the end of the day, we're gay, we're gay, and I knew that your values were so fucking in line with mine in terms of how much you care about people in general. Yeah, I'm Johnny Depp.

Everyone's taking advantage. It's 100% true. I just don't wear skirts. You're not as good looking, but you're definitely, not as talented. You're definitely, you're definitely, you're definitely somebody who has never stopped quietly trying to make other people in your life better. And you help a lot of people, okay? And the question is that we talked about is-

Is that the best route to go? Well, because you pay a price for it sometimes. Big time. And not only do you pay a price for it, but the people that are super selfish sometimes, the people that just only focus on themselves and are radically about themselves. Who would also radically successful? They're radically successful.

There's people that have those demeanors are radically successful. Is this the proper way to go? Like do I need to pull back from helping people? No, I still say no. Because you get hurt or they take advantage because these are examples that I have that I sent you. I'm like, they're more successful than me, but they're also very selfish, very narcissistic.

So like is that more of a pathway to success? I would say that that's their nature and that they're following their nature. And I would say that your nature is not that, my nature is not that. And I would say, I think keep having your heart broken. Keep having your fucking heart broken. Over and over again, you know why?

It's worth it. You know why? Because you do make a difference. And keep doing things for people because you can not for any, not because you get anything back. Because you don't get a lot back. You've gotten a lot less back than you have.

But it's who you are. And I, the people that know you, I admire it. I appreciate it. I've never not been that way. And I think it's a much better way to live and live. So, okay. I think that I have a happier life. I don't know.

But monetarily, I don't know if it's the smartest. To me, it feels honest. To me, it feels the way I do. I don't do it because I'm like, oh, it's not calculated. It's just like, you know, my lady is, I love, I love my girl. She's so smart to me and she's like my partner. But I was gonna call somebody,

she's going through a lot of shit. And she said, you know, you're wasting your time a little bit on this. In other words, you're not gonna be able to help this person. But I check in because I care about them because it does make a difference. But you also know, because you've been through some shit,

just checking in is help is a way of saying, yo, what's up, man, because- You never forget it. You never forget it in those people that didn't check in. I'm like a baby elephant. They didn't check in with you or when Chris was dealing with it or when Rogan's going through it.

You never forget that. I'm sorry. You didn't check in after all they've done for you. Well, now I can't fuck with you. Now I'm out, dude. I don't fuck with any of those people. Now I didn't go through anything that you Rogan or Chris went through, but those people,

now I know you can't be my foxhole. When they're going to get throught, you're out, dude. You're about your own, I think. So I'm out. And part of that is also being able to forgive and just forget. It's okay, it's okay, it's all good. Well, I think it also helps with things a lot more,

less, I'd say less blur, just like, oh, now I know that this is a straight business relationship when shit hits fan, you won't be there, but at least I know that. So if I was banking on you, I'm screwed. I also like the saying, don't take anything personally. It's really hard not to, it's fucking really hard. But sometimes that can be really freeing

because everybody is doing their life. And this kid I know is 21, he lost his fucking twin sisters. There were 17 years old in the Crocs, and they're identical twins, then they both killed. And he and his dad, I was hanging out with them. And he said this 21 year old kid goes, he's in a frat and he goes, I think he's the president of his frat and he goes,

but you know, he's just kind of talking where he laughs and he goes, was he dragging a white ball? Nope, he just goes, he goes, nobody gives a fuck though. No, and I go, that's the most important lesson and it's not to take it personally because nobody can give a fuck.

At the end of the day, everybody's so busy with their life that their job, I hate to tell you, is they can't give a fuck. At the end of the day, everybody's so busy with their life that their job, I hate to tell you, is they can't give a fuck. Your sister can, your really close family, maybe. But everybody else, I mean, think about the slurries that die. It's in the new cycle, maybe. Think of Ray Leota, just die.

Yeah. Maybe a topic for the newspapers and media for two days. GSP, GSP was saying on Rogan. He was like, I retired. You know, I got my head, Everything is he goes, nobody cares. No, nobody cares. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, in the mass shooting. Right now it's a top of conversation in a week though. Like think about that. You got to move on. You have to do it like your life's changed forever.

The rest of the world keeps on keeping on. You got to keep on keeping on. Elon Musk could die tomorrow. Rogan could die tomorrow. It would be horrible. We'd be devastated. The world keeps spinning. And the world keeps spinning.

Turtles keep killing the young. Curtles keep killing the young. Yeah, yeah, and kiss fake rocks and bash them in the face So break you were in the one love shirt dude. I always wear I like the one love shirt God in P out of your dick. We'll be on the nowhere. Let's keep this going keep it going keep the train going What the fuck dude? Okay, go for it, bro? Brad is pan You know freaking marks look at that butt look at that button those legs dude. How do you find me? I can't see him though Mark where

531s 531s I wear those do you what are those are those stretchy? Yeah, are they they're stretchy and Because now they see like men lift weights and have large quads and asses Yeah, your your quads are stupid I don't know how to fuck you fine jeans You don't work like that much I don't want them to even be this like I think it's react. They're just big Like other guys like you have a barrel chest. Yeah, you don't need to fucking do wait come to them. Oh, you have to go pee all right

I was gonna say the acting thing. Can they hear you? They can hear him. All right, not great, but they can hear him. Okay. Oh, the last system. Come back to the next. The acting thing, because I think about this too, is it about control because you're at the whim

of other people and it's not, you decide, okay, what is it? For me, it was very simply, I didn't like waking up that early, being on set 16 hours a day, stopping and starting, where 15 minutes of your day is actually acting and the rest is waiting. And the rest is makeup and the rest is adjustment and the rest is wardrobe and the rest is trailer. I didn't like any of that.

The logistics of it. Yeah, I love the community and everything else. I love doing a play, but I don't like any of them. The logistics of it. Yeah, I love the community and everything else. I love doing a play, but I don't like doing TV shows. And when you do a film, you're shooting one page a day. Fuck off. Fuck off with those details. I ain't that guy. I just can't do it.

I don't care enough. Right. And people refer to it like, I had a six-hour day shooting. It's like, you are awake for six days. It's a meticulous, it is so fucking meticulous. Yeah. It's so detailed. I've worked with the biggest actors in the world. I've been on the biggest sets in the world. Yeah. And it doesn't matter who you are.

And then you're in the background of shots. You got to be in the background when somebody's shooting something in the foreground. You got to be in that scene. And you got to be doing this stuff. You're doing, but you're doing but you're not you know Yeah, and I'll explain it to people have no Depth of how things are made and you go um It it's far more boring than you'd ever imagined

be more boring You know that so is corporate law You can make a lot of money, but you're gonna be spent on that side of the law Yeah, and I have friends who are like, you'd think they're geared for that, they're like, I have to step away from being a lawyer because it's too boring. Oh, too. And so, very rare percentage of people, certain personality types, you're gonna be sort of like inherently fulfilled by that, but most people find it tedious.

Even if you have illegal minds, it should be a lawyer because I like to debate and think logically, it's like, well, it should be a lawyer because I like to debate and think logically. It's like well, and then you can be a lawyer, you'll be a lawyer like a divorce lawyer and you see the the worst in people. Mm-hmm. You see some shit, man. Would you even say, um, I see the worst in people. I see the worst. I have a competition in me. Yes. I want to ask to succeed. Ladies and gentlemen, when I say him an oil man, you will agree. Oh, I love that. I've got gross estate to be used. When I look at people, I see the worst of them.

I see the worst. God, he's so fucking phenomenal. Yeah, I love that movie. But yeah, you're right. Brennan's taking a poo right now. It's been a while, yeah. Yeah, but you're 100% right. No, I was curious because that's part of it is like...

You've booked so many things. It's like,, that's it's that's not been a huge issue for you But it's like sometimes like I go like man It's like it's kind of dependent on like the people give me a chance or not and then yes the other thing is Showing up to an actual fucking to the things you could do if you weren't bound by a schedule of acting that you like you have to not do your Pots cast or whatever that's right when it's actually fulfilling when it's actually fulfilling be an entertainer Come on in Brennan. We're still rolling Just his quads and how he finds jeans I mean, I have one one brand one

Nor could I afford them yeah Let's see. Here's a current event. Okay, check it out. Yeah, I thought this was not the same thing. Did you just go buy the boat or did you just go buy the boat? I thought the Jersey Shore. It's an A's very white, safe feet. And so I know because you're buyering to hit the hit the boat where we talk about it. No, just

a shark. I love it. Great work that approached their boat off the new Jersey coast John Plano Piazza said he was fishing off the coast of Seattle city, New Jersey with his cousin son and some friends when it's eight feet of fuck off. I'm not impressed. Yeah, we got those and we have to right now and fuck Malibu. He says I almost ran it over my son was like pointing to it like hey there goes a shark. He's just chilling What do you guys think? Are you guys scared or should I monster? That's not a huge It's not small. Remember that time you went on a shark tour and yeah, there's no great words No, because that's what he's killer well for around I mean, um, I, yes and no.

I mean, what I'm surfing does cross through my mind if I'm in the water. If I jump in the ocean, I, it does cross my mind. You, you, you bob around, dude, you go like this, you doing this. Woo. He's doing all this shit. I definitely think about it, but I mean, chance of it happen. But you look like a giant seal, dude. You're like this, your arms are here and you're like, woo.

Brown. You don't get cold. No, man. You're, you're a good swimmer, dude. You're like this your arms are here and you're like woo brown You don't get cold no man. You're you're a good swimmer, too. You're pretty buoyant Oh, yeah, I love to swim yeah the ocean but this cross your mind switch when you get deep like god This is a guy. I know a sharky tear you me and Brennan and Chan everybody. We got to have a volleyball day It's so much fun. Oh for sure. You got to come down. I'll do that top gun stuff right? You're not gonna do it no volleyball Sunday Yeah, yeah, no set it up What do you got you?

I'll be there back in the day. So there's a no one that I was mentioning the cash and the oh yeah No, let's do this one Yeah, turnies going this is step back for women's rights. It's like no this is Johnny Depp telling his truth Yeah, they decide that's the truth. It's not you know Guys versus girls. This is truth versus lies, right? That's all that's all But of course the left wants to make it the the women movements a step back No, Amber Hood heard made you guys go a step back when she did this, wrote that article. Yeah.

To capitalize on the Me Too movement, we realized she's full of shit. And then Johnny goes, thank God Johnny has all the money in the world because he can fight. And this is truth versus a liar. There's no men, women. It's not, it's not, it's not gotta be hard for a woman. It's not men versus a street. When she walks the street, the amount of hate, holy fuck man. Yeah.

Yeah, and I thought it was interesting because I saw in Good Morning America they said, do you think it's a setback for women? And they said domestic abuse doesn't have a gender. And then specifically the social media stuff they said, did social media play a role? This allows them to rebut what Amber Hurtz lawyer said, which was social media influence them.

And they said, I don't think it had anything to do. Who said this? Truth. This is Johnny Depp's lawyers coming on. Good morning, America said, because her lawyers came out and said, and social media was influencing. Yeah.

Look, because they said one of the jurors went on TikTok and was like, yeah, yeah. After, yeah. Yeah. Look, Johnny Depp's, I mean, Amber, her lawyers, that woman sucks. And she's, she was, Amber, her's lawyers, that woman sucks. And she did do a good job, and also her client was lying.

And America, people can read body language. Everybody was like, everybody was like, this doesn't make sense. We're hearing the video, and you're saying something else, get the fuck out of here. The reason social media says one thing is because it's obvious. When that many people, it's like, it's 99.9% you know.

Middle school girls are like fuck Amber Heard, they're calling her Amber Turd. Yeah. My Amber Turd was trending for a hot set. Me too, and Amber Turd. When you're shitin' somebody's bad and not gonna accuse them of being a domestic abuser, that might be a nickname you get. Then a mutual friend of Depp and Amber Heard says,

I haven't seen Johnny smile like that in six years. Yeah, well, because you want to shit me. Yeah, six years when they take your everything away from you and everybody's calling you a fucking wife, Peter, and you're in a rapist, basically, where you raped your wife with a bottle and stuff and she was bleeding, that's a serious thing to say. I clearly has a drug issue, which is,

we should bring her address, but whatever. But separate things. He's right. You don't walk away from that. And what does Disney do? Hollywood might like this. Johnny W. Biggest movie star in the world. See, I would not touch you.

So I wonder what they do now. I mean, Disney's, he said he won't ever fuck Disney. Yeah. Fuck you guys. That's what he said. And I think a lot of these people were unsommered, ceremoniously fired. I was listening to something this morning from the umbrella guy who has been my leading source of information for the deaf herd trial throughout and has been referenced by a few of these

actually like, herds lawyers. It was like, this guy, the umbrella guy, he was talking about how the people who like fired Johnny Depp are out now or like, who's who made those decisions are being held at the chopping block. Oh really? Well, because it's called due process. You had, there was one article written by one person and you go, we're out, fuck it. You don't believe in what makes no bad.

It's justices, no bad. And if you're just, you're like, it's un-American. Yeah, you're like, wait. It's anti-justices. Yeah, you thought because you're ultimately making decisions about like, you get rid of this guy because you think he's gonna be bad for business. The opposite of that because it bungled all these different

things for no reason when, you know, the public certainly wasn't even saying. They have no backbone. They're just, they don't have any ethics or morality. But those, they have a backbone now because it's affecting the bottom dollar. Because America goes, hold up, hold up. We like John, we believe John, what do you mean he's fired from Pirates Caribbean?

What the fuck are you doing? Disney goes, oh shit, we read this wrong. Oh, we're not making money now. Okay, you know what? We'll allow him back and John, I say, no, I'm good dude. I'm not doing Pirates Caribbean eight or the hell they're on. Well, I would say pay me one billion dollars and I want everybody. And I'm not going to.

I want everybody who is in the power we would i would do is i say if you want me to do for paris acrypian i want everyone who is who was part of that decision out out i want to move out yeah it's kind of going that way fire it's in the me uh... that's what i would do that's the i'm let's see there's a a woman finds more than thirty six thousand dollars stash in a free crexeless couch

and ends up returning it gets gets a $2,000 reward. So I'm going to ask you guys, I think that has to be, because we have to ask this. Would you tell anybody? No. What is your moral compass, say? No, I don't know what the long stew. Right.

Out of sum is like my mafia thing or my give it away. Yeah, because some of it. Your assumption would be, hey, are you Amber heard? Yeah, I don't know. I pledge 36,000 cash. Did you pledge it? You donate it. Yeah, you're not going to do that. But I, I would be more cautious like, oh, man, is this drug money? Is it an old country for money? Situation where? Yeah, what's happening? That's what you get worried about.

Yeah, like it's coming for there. Who's coming for this thing? Yeah. Yeah. Friend. Oh, I's like good. Who's coming for this thing? Yeah. Yeah. Friend of... I might... I don't know. Yeah, it's a good question. I'm out of anxiety for sure.

Yeah, because the couch is in your house. Yeah, but you could also be like, if you're like, hey, can we... Hey, we left something in the couch when we looked, like, you know what? Like, you didn't find anything in the couch like, no? Yeah, the couch is open. And the stuffings out, you didn't look inside. I don't know, that came like that. So.

I would, well, I'm keeping that money. Yeah. It's weird that they just gave them two grand though. Like, oh, thank you. Here's two grand. And all the things two grand, they could pay the grand for the couch. Yeah, at least five.

Yeah, that's it. Because those aren't your savings. Like who's just shoving money at a couch that isn't involved in, you know, criminal or reasonated? Yeah, who just has 36 G's in their couch? That forgot about it. They're bawling so hard, they forgot. Cause I would even say that they probably got that

catch for somebody else, cause who puts 36 G's in a couch and forget about it? So you're gonna lie about the money. You're gonna, oh my God, yeah, that was for my grandkids college. Thank you so much, and be like, everyone gets a great story. But like, that's okay. I might call and feel my way out.

I'm like, yeah, so I got the couch. I found some stuff in this, some toys, some change. And is there, do you leave anything? Like, no, not all, like, describe the ice. Say less. How many of you might have died? How many of you got put in jail? Yeah, who knows?

I'd feel it out though. But I think, I found some stuff. Was there a toy I found a note in here and made some other stuff? I gotta keep looking. But did you put anything in the couch? Or like, no, we didn't, we got some stuff and I'd be like, oh, I'm good.

Remember in old country, no country for old men when he finds all that cash and all those dead bodies, but there's a tracker in the money. Oh, yeah. I've gone through that a lot. Tracking money. I just take that. You just carry things. I'm like, you know, fuck. You've gone through that a lot. Tracking money. I just take that. You've got to get a big satchel with like,

you know, fuck it. You've gone through that a lot? $2 million I'm saying. You've got to. I had in my head what would I do? Like you would take, you got to check that satchel for a tracker and get that out of there. Like you found like $2 million.

Get that air tag that's been falling around. Mm-hmm. What else do you have, too? All right, so this is, we did this on the shop show and it's very sad. Remember that boxer that was just like losing control? He started fighting the air, he died. So he was 24 years old and we played this

on the shop show on Monday. He was actually kind of, I think he was sort of winning. He was the guy to the group, yeah. They just stopped on the fight. They were like, to the group, yeah. They just stopped the fight. They're like, getting stopped the fight because you guys fell through the ropes. Yeah. And he just starts boxing this ghost in the corner. Yeah.

You saw the on shirts on social media, yeah. So internal bleeding in the brain. I'll allow you to pass away. Yeah. Holy shit. That's so sad. There's something's going on there. After you guys fought, you would always get MRIs, right? No, absolutely not.

Oh, you didn't. You were doing that. You weren't taking them to the hospital after a fight. I mean, if there's a really rough fight, but no, After you guys bought you would always get MRIs, right? No, absolutely not. Oh, you didn't. No, but you were doing it. You weren't taking them to the hospital after a fight. I mean, if there's a really rough fight, but no, I thought you all had to be clear. Right away. Just depends, like before the...

After Roy Nelson, yeah, before you. Before you. After Roy Nelson. After I knocked out, no, I didn't go to the doctor. Is that right? But they did sit there. But it feels like a war that make you go to the doctor. Why would you have cut them?

But if you get knocked out like that, they don't check for brain bleeding or anything Or you did they just bring the leader eyes and stuff. Yeah, but like you have a doctor But like how do you feel and but other than that? Maybe it's different protocols now because you'd report something and they would escalate to an I'm yeah, but they don't know how to know how you add assume. Oh, it's expensive. Yeah Yeah, that's terribly passed away. I know it's so sad. We just talked about them too Now but also goes to show that it's not like the. I know, it's so sad. We just talked about him too. Now. But also it was to show that it's not like the one traumatic thing where it's like, oh, he got hit really hard and then he died.

It was like, things were going well for him in the fight. He was kind of winning. He was kind of winning. From the video club that we in Brennan saw, he was winning. Yeah. But he just, when the referee stopped them and they said, come back together, he just went to the other corner. I started pushing the air.

Yeah, yeah. It was really really mean combo on a ghost. It was weird. Well that's not good. Yeah, you can't be fucking, they're all fucked up. All right, so this is an interesting story. Well, that's cool. I'm glad the video's gone now, that sucks. Okay, so anyways, the video had a better shot of all this stuff.

So this, the couple, I don't know if if they're actually a boyfriend and girlfriend, but a girl was given a guy a blowjob while he's driving. He lost control and hit a FedEx driver, head on. And so this is like the scene app. You can see the FedEx truck is right there. I think in the world, according to Garopp, the novel, she bites his dick off doing exactly this. So luckily, there's a lot of us in his dick sucked and grasped.

Yeah, so he was getting head on collision. Exactly, he had his eyes closed. His eyes closed. I'm sure he was coming like, oh you're looking like an egg in a stove. I'm sure you're gonna look down every now and then you're just gonna use the control of it, right? So, but this is the picture of the after.

Who are the people that went away? All right, your pants are off. So you can tell this guy's a FedEx driver, right? That little shirt. Yeah. Is that the guy or the girl with his pants down? Exactly, Brian. That's why I brought this.

That's the guy and the girls on the far left lane down. Oh, there you go. No, but the guy, this looks like a girl too. Oh, I don't think so. That's a guy. That's a girl's in some tight black under the hood. And I thought he was like on the left. Upon first glance, I'm like, oh, there's a lot going on in this picture.

There's like two girls to me. That sucks. I don't have to get the fuck out of there. He must be fucked up. No, but so there's no catastrophic reproductive injuries, so they're fine. All right. But imagine like head and collision when the girls like going down on you? You know airbags.

You guys have experienced airbags before, no? Yeah, they're horrible. Yeah, so it's gonna punch your face into your dick. Into your dick. You can get your dick bit off exactly You had any warning like watch out. Yeah, you know you But apparently they're all fine. So it's all good god damn. Yeah That feels really good

I feel so good I gotta happy ending had a crash, but we have a happy Sorta is lady. Yeah, so this girl remember we talked about the store She used to sell her farts, but now she's selling boob sweat. And she makes, I guess, she's saying that she makes $7,000 a day from boob sweat. She's got nice boob. No, she's a hot girl. She's always had tits on her.

Is that real? Real nice. They look real. Did you do it? She's hot for sure. She's just titty sweat. Titty sweat, that's what she says. She's hot as fuck.

But that's a lot easier than selling farts nonstop. She's like, I'm gonna die if I see being juby. Do you think she ever faked a fart? Oh my god. She's saying that it's tough to get the boo sweats off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it worked out. So tough, so tough, too. She says, my boyfriend is breaking up with me,

but I have to fulfill 50 Tata sweat jar orders by this weekend. But then she says here that he didn't actually break up. And I'm sure she's telling the truth. Yeah. Yeah. Ah. Must be so difficult. Got the hustle.

I should sit around and probably with her boyfriend like, dude, I can't keep farting. I don't feel well. He's like, yeah, we never go out anymore. He keeps farting. He's like, we're not coming with something else. He's like, sell your tits wet. This is a common way.

Make some titty butter. Well, you can buy used, uh, on these. Yeah, in Japan. Yeah, she could do that. The traditional end though. That's just nice. She's, yeah, she's hot. Yes.

She's hot. Uh, the last one is this. It's very sad. Turns out there, uh, there's a motion in place to pass a bill to end gas stoves. Is this news in Los Angeles? Is this news? in Los Angeles? Is this new so in Los Angeles?

He has to be involved somehow. But then all restaurants use gas stoves, right? So what are they gonna do? They're trying out, so it's for, it's for the better. It's electric stoves they're gonna use. They want all electric. That's gonna fuck your food out.

By 2045. It's not where they are. But it's already like, it's happened in different cities in California already. Yeah. So it's gonna ruin so many different restaurants, right? Yeah, but then they'll put in cream barbecue. They'll figure out technology to make the food taste just as good.

But I mean, you want the hot, yeah, you want the flames, you know, because you're a grill master. Oh yeah. The flames make a huge difference. The flames. Yeah. Well, yeah, cream barbecue is gonna suck. Dude, that was good.

So, cream barbecue is gonna turn to the test love barbecue. Yeah, I did it still, Korean barbeque is gonna suck. Dude, that one, yeah. Korean barbeque is gonna turn to the test love barbecue. Yeah, I did, still be okay, but I did, in New Brunswick, I did the best ever with the steakhouse called Stage Left. And they were grandfathered in, they cooked their steaks over a wood burning stove. They've been outlawed for a long time. So, it's like, you know, people decide this,

you used to, you can't have a wood burning stove anymore. Cause that, cause wood produces pollution. China in one year, are literally like a couple of months decided, no more open air friars, like on the street, because that's how everybody cook food. And it actually cut down pollution by 90%. That's the whole point of this whole thing, but still it's like, but so luckily, I get it, but there's different articles. Some articles say that it's they're gonna take away from restaurants that are already Established if they're that are here, but then some say that it's just for new restaurants. Yeah, grandfather DIA yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah

Me you're gonna be cooking electric stoves. I know you you guys cooked on electric stuff. It's not the same dude Yeah, I mean air frights are fucking lit Yeah, but that's yeah, that's different though. Yeah fries are good There might be a love thing that like leads to this backlash like specifically the Korean barbecue being outlawed That would be like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. I will protest. We're not gonna. She's gonna protest Like Koreans are but is that enough to make a change? No, but most restaurants use gas grills, that's for sure. I'm gonna read it on my C-C.

I'm just saying, that block of, it's like, you know, if all the places... There's a lot of Koreans, there's a lot of Los Angeles. Yeah, there is huge population. I would like some Korean barbecue right now. I know. There's Korean short ribs that are one are pop and daddy,

and they've had them three days in a row. Right now, we're going there. Have you had Korean barbecue burritos or tacos? Absolutely not. Yeah, I wouldn't say six kogi barbecue burritos in a row. They're amazing, right? Yeah, so I can actually make you guys some bring it on I gotta do next week. I'll be down. All right, you put white rice in them. I'll make it the way. Yeah, do you want rice? Sure, I can make it like as low carb as possible. No, I mean if we're gonna do it you gotta do it. All right I'm gonna find a Korean Barbecue food truck for food truck diaries. I know we're trying to do that thing the vehicle But I DM them. I think it's it's not working. Wait. They're not doing any more. No, there's a

Some Korean buff Chris. Can I'm liking your arms? Thanks man. You working out. I told you Brian I'm not every episode I know but I like every Are you working out? I told you, Brian, I'm watching you. Every episode. I know, but I like every episode. You guys can get that's working out. A little bit, every now. I'm not doing that a little bit, no, I'm not doing a little bit. A little bit every day, a little bit every day.

Your arms getting bigger. And that neck, and how's the neck? It's feeling pretty good, because I got the epidural shot. I am a freaking Mark's boy, Griffin, that you guys know. Yeah. He's been like doing chiropractic work for free for me. He's like stretching my neck out. I feel like it's helping him.

Yeah, he looked better. Thanks man. That's cool. Yeah, but I'm going to reach out to the actual the car that I'm creating barbecue in Portland because I'm there tomorrow. Thursday Friday, Saturday, no electric grills Portland. I'll be in Portland this Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

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