The Fighter & The Kid - Ep. 806: Bryan's TRT Rumors & Mark Denting Brendan's Ferrari

Episode Date: June 13, 2022

The guys talk rumors that Bryan is on TRT, Mark Harley denting Brendan's Ferrari, sloth bear attacks, Netflix's Keep Sweet: Pray & Obey, Scientology, hair transplants, the real sizes of dinosaurs, Amber Heard's first interview since the trial, an Australian man who fought off a kangaroo for 6 minutes and much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hey, B. Yeah, I'm gonna take a little break from the touring just the summer. So I'm spending some time with the family Daddy's still doing sets around town though All over On Thursday, I'm in LA the next Wednesday another shop in friend shop and friends get some monsters with me June 22nd one show only at the Hollywood improv Bring a little date. It's the summer have some fun with Summer and laughs little tan and It's the summer have some fun with I know The Improvs and institutions come on man and then the trash panda summer tour continues on July 14th through 16th in Fort Wayne

Indiana San Diego is July 21st through 23rd Baltimore, August 4th through the 6th and then just added Ableton, West, Conson September 8th through the 10th. September's also Houston and Boston. Get your tickets at FADKZ.com or thinkboy.com. Look, I'm taking most of the time this time off, but I'll be at Brookfield, Wisconsin, Milwaukee,

and Prove July 21, 22, 23. Get your tickets. Then the next week, I'm in Austin, Texas, Cap City, July 28th, 29th, 30. Then I got Nashville, Tennessee, Zane's August 25th, 27th. That's all I got to say. By the way, if you love watching YouTube,

my show Best of Just Drop the Second Episode. Oh, damn. Second episode. And I hunt some pythons. We have some good times. That'd be fun, man. It's actually really good. I'll tell you what, that was that fun.

So I'm not gonna just don't feel motivated to get up and get moving. I'm like, I don't feel like going to the gym, put on a dope outfit on. Oh, dude. And then I'm like, oh, I forgot. I have Peloton at home in my garage, Dan. Get on your bike.

Yes, Peloton. Change your workout, by the way. You get side-thing, strain-training, yoga, running boxing. What do you want? Yeah, they just have different trainers. You have an experience. Peloton has a team of world-class instructors

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Do it. Keep it fresh. You're really going for a 10 minute upper body stretch between calls of 40 minute run before bed. I like the 30 minute tablet of classes, they're fantastic. Oh, now's the perfect time to try out Peloton. The Peloton Plus is now 500 buck roux less.

It's the best price yet, including free delivery and setup. And there are more game changing prices available on the original Peloton bike, which I have. They have the Peloton tread as well. Visit onepeloton.com to learn more. Onepeloton.com. They have the peloton tread as well visit one peloton dot com to learn more one peloton dot com The fight Because we back at it again, yeah, we gonna keep it moving like it's never gonna end when it was bringing when it was bright

And when it was just talking to friends we got the kid calling on the left with the fighter on the right Hey, I did do it right cuz we come in that you live Back with the team I did keep it on G Must see TV I had to do it Yes we did because we back at it again It's the fighter in the kids It's the fighter in the kids Back at it again

It's the fighter in the kids It's the fighter in the kids Back at it again It's the fighter in the kids It's the fighter in the kids It's the fighter in the kids It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid It's the fighter in the kid This is really the fighter in the kid

We're out Come on baby Chin is how we do it Don't, don't Chin is tatslicking juicy I know and it goes well with his fucking black Capizio dance slacks and his awesome shirt dude you look like a jazz dancer from the 90s in the best way And I mean you actually look really good chin. I think you should do the neck

Look at Chin's body. I was looking at she I was looking at Cheeto there. I'd love to do the neck It's probably frowning pound and stand up. I don't want to do it long enough Yeah, is. Chin is fucking, Mark teaching you some tricks. Are you out picking his brain? I definitely picked his brain a few times, yeah. He's definitely a big problem. I like that there's a little rumor that good old Brian is heard. There's some chatter online that good old Brian is on the TRT.

Really? Yeah, now which form is that? Not the one I'm reading. I was gonna say. The subreddit I'm reading is saying, definitely. Well, I'm just saying that if it is true, I really appreciate that.

It means that I- Did your girl say this? One guy told me, all right, one guy told me and said, there's some talk about whether you're natty or not. It's one guy. You probably met him, right? And you started in pressure,

so that was his way of it. I was really happy. I was like, maybe I look muscular enough. Yeah. I'm fresh off the plane from Portland, Brian. Tell me about Portland. Now, let me ask you this. Portland, and this is my bet.

I'm the boss. They burned it down. Like this, this is why I said in my bet about Portland. I said, Portland is, I go, you know, I talk about all the cities I've been. I like Portland. I'm staying downtown. Sure. I take you, be like Portland, I'm staying downtown. Sure.

I take you, being like, oh, dicey. I know it's basically Gotham City, but when Bane took over, like it is intense, dude. Well, we had caught the cops, what cops do is they go to the police. Oh, okay, we'll just take a seat. But we had a cop come to the show, not in uniform, he's just a fan,

and he comes to the show and he does the meet and greet and I meet him big guy whatever we're talking and I go yeah tough being a cop around him. I want to fun together Yeah, he was anyway, uh, he didn't want to get into it. He was anyway, um, are you guys going out? I go I don't really go out man, and he goes your stain around here. I go yeah, never do don't see us. Yep. That's my That's where I patrol don't go out. I go what yeah, near Voodoo Donuts, he goes, yep, that's my, that's where I patrol, don't go out. Now you're what? He goes, don't go out. Now why would I go out, he goes, oh, I don't know, and I was like, Voodoo Donuts is...

I love Voodoo Donuts, I love the area, we've been in a many times. K-Cat club right there, I go, Voodoo Donuts is dangerous, he goes, yeah, he goes, have you ever seen a donut store with a security guard before? I don't know, he goes, there's a reason that guy's there. He goes, in that same area,

we've had 22 shootings in the past week, dude. Oh, what? What? 22 shooting, too. Because Omaha and Nebraska, apparently. So Omaha's really nice, the old marketplace. When the sun calmed down, about 9 p.m., we went in this place called Eat the Worm,

terrible Mexican food, I shot. That's totally, well they had to throw the toilet bowl. It's called Eat the Worm. They had to throw the toilet bowl. All of us, Kevin Mac, all of us, everybody. This shit you're paying. It was the craziest shit. But when you get in there, there are two security guards,

two cops, I'm sorry, with guns here. They have the bulletproof rest and their gun is here. And I was like, it's a little over, overkill. And he goes, not anymore, not anymore. We're always ready. You never know who's gonna be a shooter And I was like, so little over, overkill. And he goes, not anymore, not anymore. We're always ready. You never know who's gonna be a shooter. I was like, holy shit. Wrap.

And in my body. You just say, manager at the schools. Yeah, my buddy who's a bodybuilder, who's great, who opens for me, Nick Simmons, funny as shit. Is a bodybuilder? Yeah, take a shit, funny as shit from Brooklyn. And the two security guys, black guys, were jacked out of their minds turns out

They were bodybuilders and they got a new the first question was the guy goes there is there is Funny is shit and thick is shit. Thank you. I'll thick you funny and they but what's the question first question guy goes Well gear you run I start talking here. we're fucking great now buy buy the builders You mean guys that work out right cuz they're not making money body. No, he's not he's not nice. No, he's not Yeah, so don't say body, but he's studying exercise physiology has his degree in college and funny dude dude funny funny funny motherfucker and It's a little dude. How about I was supposed to be in San Francisco this weekend

I get a call last week from the club, and they go, hey dude, we should reschedule. And I go, why? It's very rare, I reschedule. Like, it's the summer, but be the district, the DA got recalled, and he's like, you thought crime was bad before you, it was people aren't going out, like our restaurants are dead.

What? And we knew something was up, because Jay, who, my road manager called me, goes, something's going on there, man, because you know, I was like, to stay in nice hotels if I can't air B and B. And Jay's like, like the nice hotels, like $80 a night.

What? Yeah, because I like to say that four seasons, whatever he's like, it's $80, he's like, the same good. I'm like, man, what are we going on? Maybe it's just, people aren't going to Sam Cisco or something like that. And they call us like, the crime is no bueno.

How about that? Chesa Boudin gets recolored. So we pushed, yeah, we have to push today. That's what happened. We didn't think about what they have taken that city, one of the greatest cities in America, and destroyed it. I love that LA went, are we like what Garçon's doing up there? Come down here. Yeah.

And it nuts? Yeah. Well, he'll get recalled too, at least. Oh yeah, he'll get recalled. Yeah. Because the one thing that everybody like the one The great equalizer One vote on safety the great equalizer. I don't care what your right left middle You can tell you want to conservative gender all that stuff, but the suit's safety is compromised Even the woke up are like person to find the police. I love Biden's like I never said that like Yeah, you did yeah, well see in different to now my man people that that's

Because he's on fire. It's political liability. Oh people on six. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. It's Sam friend That's that was a city dude. What a great city? What a fucking great so despondent supposed to be the fucking Friday Saturday What a bummer I know the hotel's 80 bucks. 80 bucks. Woo! 80 bucks. 80 bucks. Yeah, well, have you seen what was that thing? Where if you want to get a you haul from San Fran

to Idaho, it costs you, you know, $500. And they'll pay you to take it back or something like that. Really? Yeah. Like if you want to take a you haul to San Francisco, it's like, you know. Well, what that, I forget what that politician said. It was a great quote.

They asked him out of gas price inflation, some Republican politician. He's like, I mean, it'd be cheaper to do cocaine and run to the cities than drive with these gas prices. And he's like an older guy, I think he's Mitch, whatever. Mitch McConnell. Yeah, he was like, you'd be cheaper to do a bunch of cocaine

and jog to the city. Yeah, just a whole man, I think that's a great joke, sir. Wow,. Yeah, you'd be cheaper to just do a bunch of cocaine and jog to the city. Yeah, just a whole man, I think that's a great joke, sir. Wow, that's a pretty good deal. Yeah, it's so funny. Well, no one laughed in eight shit, but I found it hilarious. What's it cost you to fill that tank, your tank on your phone?

For the fry that Mark just entered, good question. It would be about 150 bucks. Mark gave you a little thing, Mark Dinger Ferrari? You know, Mark's a wild man. He's a wild man. Yeah, he can't be in the Ferrari anymore, but while some guys his muscles are so sharp,

just get that go. Well my son does that. My son was just go, gang! Oh, no, no. The day I got my Tesla, the day, and still Tesla, he just opens my girl's car, just goes, shooomoo and she goes Ink kids don't care. I mean, I mean 38 you know no, it's around a little bit. Yeah, I mean I'm gonna car anymore. Oh, that to be fair

I'm gonna get on and heavy door long and heavy door. I don't care. No, I don't care if the longest door Yeah, I'm never done that ever in my life though, right? I understand yeah Yeah. That's it. You have a lot of balls driving that thing. Because if I don't, because I've never dented a car. But even if fender better with that, it can really fuck with the value of the car. Damn, I have a fender better not gonna, would? Yeah.

But yeah, no. Little scratch. Do you have to drop a boss not someone? He's two. And are you not to do this? Yeah. He's in a summer camp. Yeah.

He's two, Brian. He's never been on his own. This summer camp is from 8.30 AM to 2.30 PM. It's a long time. And they bring like their nap so they can nap. I'm like, he's not, you know, know these fools? They just can't even nap in this weird ass place. He's two. He's two.

We dropped him off this morning. I have the worse anxiety. Now Joe's wrapped the street in case he freaks out to pick him up, but yeah. It's a lot, man. That's it. I told his mom, and I'm like, I don Now Joe's wrapped the street in case he freaks out to pick him up, but it's a lot, man. That's it. I told his mom, and I'm like, I don't agree with this, man. He should be half day.

Yeah. Even kindergarten, I don't know if the kid wasn't that long. It's a long time. So I mean, too long. It's a long time. Now he was chronic to play with other kids and stuff like that. But after about the first initial hour, he seemed like, all right, we're the hell

or my parents. Yeah. I knew my son marched to a different drum because when my son was in preschool and in kindergarten, well, he would take his nap when he wanted. And so everybody had a nap and he'd be like, oh, I'm definitely not a nap in here,

but what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna nap at, right before school's over, I'm gonna take a little, I'll take a little nap. I'm gonna shut it down. Every time. Yeah, he's the very European of him. Well, very European to a little C.S.

And then I realized he also marched to a different drum. Like his dad, like his dad, there was a musical for all the kindergartners, a little musical. And I'm watching the musical, but my son, well, he ain't anywhere to be found. In fact, what he was doing was running behind the curtain and coming out and going, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, and just-

Sponsored around. Be an anewsons. Be an anewsons. Be an an anewsons. I looked at the teacher, ooh, ooh, and just spits around. Not being a nuisance. Be a nuisance. Be a nuisance. I look to the teacher, I go, he's kind of an outsider. And she goes, he's always been that way. I go, well, all right, well, hopefully they get in line. He's got a crystal clear sense of humor, so he'll be a comic, we'll see.

We'll kind of on the outside looking at it. Yeah, you never know, you never know. You'll see how Basti does today, man. You know, I didn't agree with it. Are they similar in personality boss? No, very different right? Yeah, very different. Yeah Tiger's he's so much bigger, but he'll just let bossen abuse I'm like dude, don't fucking yank on your eyes Like if I can get him off you do. Yeah, but he's like so gentle with him. Yeah, you know, I want you to the Omaha zoo I don't know if you told you number three in the world. Oh, so there's nothing to do No, number three right going to the zoo. Hold on. There's the Bob Kerry pedestrian bridge and a cop told me not to go there because the gangs

So I didn't on the bridge. Yeah, the gangs hang on the bridge the gangs hang on the bridge and And that's three rights. Yeah, three whites three whites and I'm singing a song there and everything else so We went there and and that's number three zoo in the world and Still more same zoo. You know, it's who's of the kids. They're just for kids. I mean dude three grown men Do you guys malas kids? No, no, but they make shot me they we shot some content fucking around. I went down to the zoo

It's fun. That's about it. I'm really cool for you like get behind the scenes like play with the tigers and shit No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Unless it's Brian jumping to the tiger exhibit. Yep, now see that's content. That's a good time. What likes or not? What subs, Dad? Yep. What subs, Dad? How do you write? Let's go and jump into the polar bear exhibit. Well, Michelle, that stuff drops the second episode drops today. Oh.

I'm counting pythons, catching some stuff. That'll be fun. It's interesting. It's actually a very good one. I'm proud of it. It's fun. We had some wins. Who is the Oluicycat?

I don't want to ruin his joke. I think it's this new material. He talks about how you only go to the zoo when you know their cities like it's a comic you only go to zoos when you know their cities Yeah, he goes because how weird would it be and this is I'm paraphrasing this joke. I'm not releasing the joke but he goes He alludes to how weird would it be if like you called your buddy? It was just random Monday like we're doing I'm gonna get on about five minutes on go down the LA zoo What is it grown man better what? As a grown man.

You better have kids. As a grown man. You better have kids. You have kids though, zoos are different. Zoos were much better when we were, especially when you were a kid. When you were a kid, there's just walking tiger and shit. And now the zoo, it's like, did you know this?

Do you know this? Do you know China owns. They rent every panda you see in America. China rents the pandas. To us. To us. I believe that. The amount of money they make off rent in pandas is nuts. I believe that. We're yet on that Biden. You know what I'm saying? Well, do you know how long we let the Chinese influences? The renting our pandas? By the way, great looking bearers, perhaps the most boring bear of all time. And I don't know if you know this.

Well, it might be up there. Well, but panda bear is literally they they evolved to eat meat and then they somewhere along the line stopped and now they only eat bamboo. Now think about bamboo. Don't know if you know this tough is that you got to chew it and eat it 12 hours a day to get enough nutrition. So pandas sit and chew on bamboo for 12 hours a day. Now they look cute, but you close, it's so bare.

So we got mauled in India. From, you know those bears that, they have like, they have like marks here. Sun bears. This is sun bear. They kill more people than anybody else. Well, this, this couple in India, they go on their morning walks, they see a bear,

they go, oh, that thing's cute. Let's go play with them. And that beer was like, that beer looks like shit. I don't thought, the beer with here, that beer looks like he's missing a few chromosomes. Yeah. I don't talk about this, the beer with a straight up long hair, the long hair.

Well, I think that's a sun bear, but that looks not dude. It's not, that beer's stupid. Oh, there you go, that's the one. These suckers? Yeah. Yeah, what's it called? That's a sloth bear. Sloth bears. That's right.

So this sloth bear is in India. They're wild in India. Yeah. A couple in India was like, Hey, you know what? Let's go for a walk. Yeah. Oh, check it out.

That's a sloth bear. He has long hair. He's probably not dangerous in the bear went. Cool story. Yeah. Here's what I'm going to do for breakfast today. What I'm going to do, I'm going to kill both of you, right? I'm going to drag you down by the water

and I'm going to eat you for four hours until someone stumbles upon me and scurries me off. And that's how your day's gonna end. That's how your day's gonna end. That's what the Sloth Bear said I'm gonna do today. So there's a video I don't wanna watch of a guy getting having his ass eaten first by a sloth bear, yeah.

And sloth bears and sun bears because of their proximity to farmers and people in that area They will I think they kill more people than any other bears and That that sloth bear that you saw so tigers will kill a sloth bear and eat a sloth bear sure But you can also find plenty of video on sloth bears going you know what not today mother fucker Any video on Slothbear is going, you know what, not today motherfucker. And given it right back to L.T. Gray, now, don't think about that.

No, but L.T. Gray sure con runs away from Baloo. Baloo sometimes goes, fuck you. I'm not. Baloo with a wig on. Well, that's what Baloo is. That's a Slothbear, I think, or a sunbearer. That's an Indian bear. I think they're indigenous to India, right?

Find out. But either way, they will fuck you up and they will tell a tiger to go fuck themselves. So you ain't doing nothing against a sloth bear. But those people that died, fucking with a sloth bear, it's like, they went up to them because he looks at him friendly. He's here, cut it so.

That's dumb. Yeah. And then it's in termite. This is about current events with animals. Do you hear the lady that got stomped out by the elephant? And I think in India, clearly India is just a, you know, trouble. Lot of cobras, lot of, lot of, lot of, a lot of elephantays.

And when you take them, it's the flu, seven billion. Get the facts right. Like they're on top of that. That's right. Yeah. Don't, don't tame an elephantay because what happens is what they like this, this, this, this, I think this could be a wild elephantay. And you decide to st at the fairs, right? They're on top of that, right? Yeah. Don't tame an elephant, because what happens is what they know. This, this, this, I think this could be a wild elephant,

and he decided to stomp this bitch out, right? And then she died. And then the bear came back during her funeral and stomped out the corpus. Oh, just, I'm not done. That he's not done. Stomp, stom, stom, stom. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Then attacks her corpse at a funeral. This is a special kind of elephant, people. Oh my lord. It smelled in or something, dude. His job wasn't done. Oh, that's nuts, dude. Come on, dude.

Then attacked by the same beast at a funeral. Are you choking me? No, man, these elephants, you know, if they're addictive. Yeah, he never forgets can be no games. Yeah, no, no. Vindictive. Yeah. He never forgets. Elephants never forgets. They don't forget. Elephant days.

Well, so. That's the killer of that. So in Africa, my sister was telling me that the guy had a farm and he had a donkey that was chained up, that had a donkey tied to some post. And the elephants came to fuck with his crops. And so what he did was he shot a gun in the air and clapped and scared them off.

And like, you know, did whatever you had to do. Just to scare him off. Yeah, but you know, it had to do it like, let's shoot like close to them and scare the babies and the baby, like that. And I think they scared the babies off so then the adults went after the babies. Well, well, they adults went after the babies. Well, well.

Fuck with their kids. They came back in the next day or a couple of days later, at night, those elephants came back and stomped that donkey to a fucking, yeah, the donkey. On KK. Like, it was donkey pancakes. They made donkey pancakes. And that was it. It was just, and the guy said, well, that was for spite.

They rolled the donkey alec plate up. He got mad at us. They got mad and they came back and fucked our donkey up. Just this little something. So you'll know, don't get the donkey. Oh no, don't stand by my donkey. We remember these things. God help him through.

Ashtoles. And they'll remember. Because you know, I don't know if you've ever watched, it's tough thing to watch. The way they tame an elephant is they break an elephant. The way they break an elephant is basically tying it up and breaking its spirit and things going, oh, it's a baby, do you know that?

And so they don't forget that thing. I won't watch that. You know, I didn't like that. Now I'm gonna fuck you up. Yeah. I don't know if they still do that, but that's what they used to do. I've written on elephant.

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So the followers, like, hey, what the hell? I thought he was gonna pop back.. Then this dude Jeff Warren goes, oh, he's he's actually in body to me. He took over my body. I'm the new leader and I'm terrible. So you're going to do everything I say. And they go 78 wives. They go very cool. So what he did and it was super illegal is he made all these moves. So the women used to address however they wanted, not anymore, he made like his own mom sisters and then it came out, he was raping like 12 year olds, 14 year olds. And what a surprise, a cult leader raping under age girls,

never heard of that before. That's why they start a cult. Dude, this document is so fascinating man. And what's interesting too is the way, because I'm like, fucking just leave. But what they do is, if you leave, you're leaving your brothers and sisters behind. Now when you're kid, I bet it's lit.

You have like 80 brothers and sisters and you're playing nonstop with Play-Doh or whatever. But what they made it, so the books that, like, talked about the outside world in a positive way, they'd cut out of the textbooks. So you only viewed the outside world, it's terrifying. You weren't educated on anything. So like, when these girls who married this,

the guy who passed away when he was 88, and they were 19, their first kiss was this old dude. And they didn't even realize how to have a baby. They didn't even educate him on sex. So they'll first night, before you go to bed, all the wives would have to line up and kiss him good night. And she goes, the line was so long, I fucking hate, I'd wait hours to just kiss him and say, goodnight.

And then you choose out of the whatever 80 wise bike, you're staying with me tonight. And she was like 18 or 16, I was like, what? And then she goes, it gets on the bed and you spread your legs and she's like, I don't even know, I don't know that thing made babies. I got pregnant, like it's nuts, dude. Nuts.

Yeah, so they just make sure they're on educated and they don't like to. Any guy who's a cult leader. Nuts. Yeah, it's, it's, it's, it's, so they just make sure they're on educated and they don't like. Any guy who's a cult leader in any country anywhere, I promise is a piece of shit. They are a court leader or a politician, same person. The cult leaders are there to fucking, they, they start a cult so they can have sex with underage girls. Correct.

Or women in general who are vulnerable. Dude, the best part is, so he makes all these promises like that Jeff Warren goes, when the Olympics come to Salt Lake City, the city's gonna burn down when he get out of here. So he can then say everyone to leave, and he goes, what's gonna happen? You, all of you tall in the world is gonna set on fire,

and those that are the peers, who listen to what I say, the ground is gonna break off and lift above the fire. So what happened was, that didn't happen, surprise me. The world didn't catch on fire, and then the ground is gonna break off and lift above the fire. So what happened was, that didn't happen, surprise me. The world didn't catch on fire. And then the ground didn't break off and help them. So then they go, hey man, why am I the ground breaking off?

You know what, change of plants. And so you just kept like this whole thing wrong. So she got that. And then his next con was, you got to be the most pure to get to Zion. He kept saying this thing Zion. Well, his problem to be the most pure to get to Zion, he kept saying this thing Zion. Well, his problem with Zion was he wanted to get there. So he moved the family to somewhere in Texas.

Well, that town in Texas, they don't have much going on, but they have people like, they love their town. So they were like, who is this new group? And Zion would be the promised land. Yes, the signs of the promised land. But that new place where they moved in Texas, that town, so you don't want to fight with Texans. Because those Texans, those people that lived there

go, we don't much going on, we love our town. This new place comes in, they go, oh, don't worry about them. I forget what they said they're doing, but they didn't say they were this cold. Yeah. But they set up cameras and stuff and they watched them the entire time they all,

oh, they set up a big operation here. And they go, they're also working through the night, like 24 hours. Well, the advantage and shout out to the businessman and the Mormon, the special force Mormons here, the advantage is they'd have so many boys, so many boys, they would have them do free labor because that was God's work. So they would work for free. Labor, God's work. Yes, yes, sure. They'd have't worked for free through the night to build all their structures. Tax free. So, but this is what's weird.

They work tax free. Here's what's really crazy. These big corporations would work with them because they go, it's all profit. We don't have to pay for the labor. Well, the cost is insane. So Walmart started working with them. All these big corporations are work with them.

Shame on them. And what happened to Warren Jazz? I'm glad you asked. So what happened to him is... You get pulled apart by horses? You got trampled to a pancake. Yeah, that's called drawn and quartered. You just tie one hand.

Yeah, old students do. I just have them drive off. No, that'd be cool. But what they did is some guys like this can't be right, man. And then they started looking more into it. And they're like, how's that girl? They're like 16 and she's pregnant. That ain't right.

Who's impregnated and they find out it's an older man. So they started like more and more into it. The feds got a hold of it. He goes on the run. He goes on the run. This dude was half of them set, I don't always spend his money on. He was having the family set him 300 grand and cash a week, sometimes more.

And then he gets pulled over because he's driving through Vegas. He's on the run at this point because they found out he's raping these young girls so he's on the run. A cop sees a escalate, Cadillac escalate with expired plates, pulls it over because you know what plates are expired?

Looks in the car, wait, is that, that's him? They put him in prison, so he's on trial, and then his new place in Texas, they, you know, obviously raided, and there's a big door, but it was a safe. So it took him hours. The detective goes, you're just here and drilling for hours and hours and hours. Finally, we entered in there, and it's just all the documents.

How many people he married under age, who he had sex with, and then they go, this is the worst part of the doc, spoiler alert, and three, two, one. Then we found videotapes and audio of him with the wives around, you'd have wives around while you raped a 12 and 14 year old. There's a videotape of that. So he got 110 years in prison. Yeah, but let's put him in Gen Pops where he gets killed.

I, that's what I'm saying, daddy. But then also, my girls, like, I'm surprised they just don't, you didn't get the death penalty. I'm like, fuck, the death penalty, that's too easy. No. We want him to suffer in that prison. Yeah. The only problem is, even though he got busted

for all that stuff, he saw thousands of followers who still fuck with him. Of course. So he's still preaching through a phone and some of it's right to down. Are you serious? Yeah. Isn't that crazy?

Take that privilege away. What are we doing? Take that away. Hell, I'm. Dude, and then anyone who spoke out against them, like his brother was like a really smart guy, whatever, or there's this guy who started a business, and they go, you're getting too smart for your own good,

you, the church owns a business. So some guy lost his complete livelihood. And then they go, ah, so he found out people were like starting to be like, man, this thing going on the right road, which probably do some. So he has a list, people are snitch on those people, he had a list, and they're at conjugation.

He reads out all their names and goes stand up. So they say like 12 guys stand up. So the thousand people are 12 or 14 guys stand up because you guys are out, you guys are the devil. If your families around you, they're going to be relocated with a different dad in our church. And you guys, don't say goodbye. Don't you pack your stuff. There's a van waiting for you outside there and drive you off the property. So some dads on there like, I had 14 kids who absolutely love. I've never talked to them again. I had to leave that day. I mean, it's you watch as you like, holy what a terrible human

thing. Well, he said, die. It's like, that's a guy who needs to just get fucking his head cut. And now you guys don't need to watch the dog. So that's cool. Well, that's, no, it's fat. Dude, it's fat. It's fascinating. My thing is like, helps to do we can somebody beat because then he realized the brain watch. So kids will, when they're kids, but then also their parents ran it. Right. So that's all they know and then nobody's educated So they have no clue. They think the outside world is reality that's your reality, baby Wow, that's fucking crazy. Would you recommend washing it? Oh, it's so good. Yeah, four parts there's so interesting You did just ruin it for everybody the story's been out since to them to yeah, I saw

I know this right. Yes, but I but it's like me ruining like me ruining wake go for a new documentary though came out yeah but it's an old story yeah me running oh Jay for you now that is this is a new when this documentary come out you just ruined the documentary for everybody this is history let me ruin the JFK's It's still although yeah, I'm still interested. I'm gonna. Yeah, I'm so good. I watch it. It's so good It's always there's so much I go. It's always the same profiles. Always the same kind of guy. Always the same kind of guy Just a fuck. He's a real good talker. You know, yeah Just a fucking it's in dude. It's insane and their whole their whole kind of motto is keep it sweet Keep it sweet keep it sweet like even if you don't feel like doing some keep it sweet. Yeah. Well

Scientology is a bit like that. Scientology. Yeah. Communication. I had my experience with Scientology because I had done some charity work there. I was on show with a couple of Scientologists. Yeah. Scientology. It's weird. Scientology still going like you look around. No, yeah, it's boom. Scientology still going like you look around No, yeah, it's boom and daddy you look around LA. They own some of the biggest buildings like their Moneys. Oh, yeah, they have a lot of money, but I think the internet kind of I don't think they're dent in their membership. I don't baby. Yeah, how much money they have to think of the building's like You know the San Francisco. Yeah, no, they own a lot of property. And then thing about their teen captains, Tom Cruise, dude.

Biggest movie in the fucking world. Yeah, man. Tom Cruise still has a scene, top gun. You've seen it. Oh, yeah, it's fantastic. But even real, Alia Remney, she just throws shade on Tom Cruise. She was like, remember everybody's still a Scientologist thing.

I'm fucking listening. Still awesome. He's still Scientologists, I think, let him fucking listen. It's awesome, it gives a feeling. It's still awesome. Just cause your Scientologists doesn't mean you're an asshole. It might be. No, my question is Scientologists. He was my question of intelligence. But I knew a Scientologist Mac and teacher and somebody said,

are you a Scientologist? And he said, I don't know what that means. I've been, have I taken a lot of courses there and got nothing from them, yes. Have I taken a lot of courses there and got nothing from them? Yes. Have I taken a lot of courses there? Got something from them? Yes. That makes me a Scientologist, then that's fine.

So, you know. Because at the lower levels, it is just like essentially self-improvement techniques. Yeah. And then you get a good. And a lot of it's like take responsibility for yourself. Yeah. I will say that my experience with Scientologists

like across the board has been that they're super nice. Yeah. Like, let's get there and try and get you in the church. The idea is be ethical. You have money, honest, communicate directly, and so there's a lot. But I don't, you know, then then of course, like, you know, like getting else. But there's also like, they make you hold those things

and you go do a question and they're recording all of it. So do you say anything and they can hold it again? It's not a question and they're recording all of it. So do you say anything and they can hold it again? It's not science that you're like, they record it. I mean Tom Cruise, like when you say, like, hey, I go, you have to imagine that he's on video, I can do through something and there's no chance. There's a large, right? There's a large, right?

What a really good book called Going Clear. That documentary is fantastic. It's a great book. Why do I come out of the book? And it's one of my favorite books. Well, my acting class is featured in that. The way. The way.

I write the Ducati in that class for 10 years. Are you signed up to the C.D. I'm going to class. You signed up. We signed it back out to like no big career for you, sir. Well, I did fat actress, the Curstiologist. Oh, yeah. She still is.

And John Travolta, you get started on it. Oh, he's huge, dude. Every actor we ever had on that show was a Scientology And we also shot episodes in the Scientology Center I also did a charity for 9-11 in the Scientology in the church science. I am your Scientology. Yeah, and raise money for Scientology, so I've had some experience back again I've known a lot of Scientologists and I have to say I'll take heat for this but every Scientology that was always really nice I have to say I'll take heat for this but every sign telling the side met was always really nice But I don't I'm just gonna known for being mean like the head dies

Like mix at what unless directed to be with the harassment well David The fall if you go after them though. They'll ruin your life. David miscavish is the head He's been there had since 25 years old nobody really knows he never he's never in the limelight They don't even have pictures of it. He stays out of it. Yeah, man. He's but he was line like they don't even have pictures of it yeah man he's but he's you're back i don't know what the book they paint in like is a ruthless violent oh yeah if you look it up yeah yeah and so the will they say will smith is in Scientology too because one of the things in Scientology there be a disrespect is slapping real so they were saying will smith slap Chris rock there like that's a Scientology

thing most dudes would punch him. Is he a Scientist? I don't think well Smith is. Pretty sure. I would guess that he is based on whatever. But again, I don't know the degree to which like, you do something and maybe they have something on you or there's some deal or whatever because it's like you'd want to have those people in

and just be able to say it. And so they're not getting the harassment or abuse. Right, right. These people are out of the ship or whatever, or in this compound on the desert. It's not a side-top. Yeah. Fixer and senior executive, Mike Rinder. That's in two on 17.

I guess really so. So that guy, but that's the rumors he's signed to. That's why the slapping is in side-top, they slap. He's got like, he's got a quiet for a little bit here, huh? He has to lay low. Gotta lay low. Lay low. The storm just just follow all over you and then pop back up

Yep, and Because Netflix pulled some of those movies too. They did oh, yeah, yeah bright too and another movie's supposed to do and they're like We're gonna offer now whoa makes sense You never know. Just give us a temperature. I don give, fuck, yeah, I mean to whatever dude. Uh, yeah, uh, Jada, Pinkett Smith school was, um, where they had their own school. Yeah, whatever. But she tried to get Chris and him back together and essentially a Scientology school. She wants to do that.

Would you say she was calling for them to reconcile, maybe on the red table. It's like, all right. For radio. Yeah. I'm sure you are. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'll tell you what's interesting, I don't understand how it works,

but I'm addicted to the nasal spray, the aphrine, because once you start using one three days, it says on the bottle, don't use it. It's real bad for your liver, I don't want you doing that. Liver? Yeah. Well, for your, but I don't get, why is it addictive?? Lever? Lever your nose. Yeah. Well, I don't get what?

Why is it addictive? I mean, it's addictive. You can't breathe without it. But I looked online last night and I was saying you just got to go cold turkey. Does Naples receive that? Do you get cravings for it? Like, how is it addictive? No, I just like to breathe.

No, no, okay. So there's nothing. With my nose clogged, I can inhale. Yeah. I don't want you taking that stuff, Bob. All right, I'll stop. And what happens, Bob, is that your nose will, your nose will actually clog up without it. So it starts getting conditioned.

I know who you tell them. Yeah, that's why you're addicted to it. I used all the time when I told them. That's why people get addicted, because you want that, there's nothing that liver damage in that, but- Yeah, there is, though. No, I don't think so, that's something else.

Yeah, it looked like you see. No, it was in on there. Yeah, it says, you have to get rid of's the mouse. Look, look, look, you see it. No, it was in on there. Yeah, it says you have to get rid of your liver after Look Let me see let me say it's how I'm gonna. You know you so man. So this is the main ingredient You got a new liver right there. It says yeah, it'd be where that's bad for your liver, but um Yeah, it's up to you know is yet we it constricts the blood. Why are you using it? Because I was sick and then my nose was clogged

and so you just want to on clog it and then you have to use it if you want to nose on clogged. But then I was reading you can go culture and it takes a few days to get off of it. Then your body starts working itself out or you can use the saline solution. It's not as good. I like saline.

I'm gonna do it after the show today, I'm gonna get off it, because I don't have to. Your septum might be torn, you got stuff behind it, so you're sailing to flush it out, you know? So, significantly more potent than other kinds of you congestions.

Yeah, it's up front and stuff. So, constrictor. Yeah, and that's why your nose clogs up. It's nice though. I fucking hate having a cold. God dammit. It's just when you wanna get that shit out out of your nose and then, you know, Yeah.

And you're stuck on it. Got a good hair guy. After the old teeth, maybe Daddy cataclyls the old hair. Who knows? Oh, the, like, plugs? I mean, yeah, but we'll see. I think I like a barber. No, there's no cloning yet.

Uh-huh. Maybe I'll go, maybe I'll take a look. Sleps are doing something. No, huh? There's some celebs out there with terrible hair. You know, you used to have awful hairs and machine gun Kelly, and then he got a hair tape. Look at his locks now.

May I see some before and after? Dude, do he look awful? Is that true? Yeah. He's young. You've never done regularly regular micro-needling, right? Because they're going to be extremely effective. No.

Like at a certain, like, and there's like machines that do it too. I'm just losing my hair. Oh, look at that. Yeah, I'm telling people who have, No. We have less hair than you, regrow it just with micro-needling and monoxidol. You just find out when the machine going callyed it.

That kid was losing his hair. Yeah. Yeah. Complete transformation. Look at that. That could be you, man. It's not that he's going to look at the boy boy. Look at that.

Good looking kid. You know when they do a lot of hair transplants? Huh? The hot spot for hair transplants in the world is turkey is nimble. Oh yeah. But I'm going to a facial plastic surgeon who knows his shit.

A facial plastic surgeon? Well, they know his hair. So when you, so there's, so there are a lot of guys who do hair transplants are dermatologists or ER assertions who've taken a lot of classes. Yeah. Plastic surgeons, their hands, it's a different touch.

It's a different thing altogether. You got to- I would just be like, what's the library have you worked on, dude? There you go. I mean whoever did his hair, I'll take that hair. I know. It's not gonna happen. Look at that.

It's not gonna happen. You have the back of your head has, I would assume. I was like, yeah. No, does that have scarring? Yeah, because I had no, I did, so does Reagan. When I get it back in 1920, they take out a whole, me and Rogan, they take out a fucking whole thing.

You have healthy donor care back there. Maybe. Because like, for example, women with autoimmune disorders, they'll have like patchy hair through like, Jada Pinkett Smith. You can't do a hair transplant when the whole head has unhealthy hair. But if it's Andrew, you can take these hairs back here thick.

That's what you put up for. That's what he tried. I did. Now with the strip, they're getting so much better at it. It was a hot cycle. You did increase. Alright, maybe I'll just leave. Now let's see if it's realistic.

I wonder how much it is. Yeah, you need to go so you can guarantee this results. I got the guy. You need to go the eye. Now let me ask you. Same guy that did your lids. Let's pass on that though, right? Right? Because that didn't work. I did. I'm good looking. I did it very minimal. Sure. I did. So I look a little less tired. Sure. You didn't do anything. Dude, I look adorable. Merwin came in the studio the next day. It was hilarious. Oh my god. Just fucking just wait a time though. Yeah my God. Just fucking, just that. Wait, it's a time though, yeah. So let's not go to him.

So let's, we gotta go to here, gotta be like, what celebrity do you work on? Well, he's worked on all the celebs. We'll see you, dude. I don't buy that. Yeah. We need proof. I got proof.

I got proof. Can't be cheap. That's the problem. How should I tell you? Also, do I care? Also, should I just call me answer that for you? Yeah. Yeah, it's you? I'm very surprised. Also do I care? Also, should I just want to answer that for you? Yeah. Yeah, it's all you talk about.

Yeah, yeah, you care. Yeah, but is it going to make a diff? You did your eyes. Yes. But is it going to, well, my eyes are different. So I thought I'd be on camera and I was starting to get droopy eyes and it was going to get worse and worse. Because my, my family has to get it.

That was more like, I, you know, you get this in my family. Crazy. On my mother's side. I think the hair, my mother's wanted to do it. I think the hair would be life changing for you. And a big difference in outcomes, by the way, is how you treat her afterwards. Because really it's about getting blood flow to those new graphs. So if you treat it well and do what they say and like continue to do protocols, it's like, you know, I'm knowing, but it's like new graphs, like new graphs. Got a water of daddy. So some people do it and they, then all falls out again because it didn't do the steps afterwards to make I feel like now it's such a science that so many dudes are doing oh so many I

Look at results of the time online Well, there are top pedals and stuff and all that we'll see correct maybe To be fun like maybe that in addition to the bed depends how much it costs though, right? It's probably seven to a lot. It costs 20 grand. That'd be worth it for you. I actually looked into it for a little bit. Did you? You did? Yeah. Why? I wanted to see, because I was like,

I'm still like, thinning here. So then I looked at PRP, which they do for hair. They do stem cells right now. Yes, it doesn't work for hair. No, so I don't want the new age shit. So they work, but the cost for PR, sorry, for stem cell, it'll last about a year maybe at the most.

They've tried it. $5,400. No, I saw the results and stuff. Well, that's their best case scenario. And you need the real shit, dude. As far as transplanting, I wouldn't even qualify for it. My donor hair is not good enough for transplanting. Shit.

So you have to have good donor hair to even get the transplant. They won't do it. They're killing like Mark donate hair to you through the top. So it's good. I was saying scalp. You could donate for him. I would take. I want to recharge you.

Huh? I'm a charge. Give me 1100 graphs, you piece of shit. If they cut my, the back of my scalp. Oh God, I'd be so. I'm surprised they can't do that. No, they would take it follicle by follicle. So you'd have to just sit in there and do that.

You don't have to take forever. No, I can't do that. You can't watch a couple movies. No, no. I buy you a grape, I'm going to get drunk. You don't have to take forever. No, I can't do that. You can't watch a couple movies. No, no, no. I buy you a grape, I'm going to get drunk as shit. I don't want to do that. Come on man. I can't believe they can't do that.

I wonder if they can. Like, maybe if they could take donor hair from you. Your body rejects it. Oh, it's not like they've flown hair, but they couldn't get color into it. Motherfuckers. Oh, that'd be cool if you were like, Ayrton Cooper.

If I look like a polar bear, if it's just all silver, that looked dope. It's just they can't. I think it's like an Einstein Cooper. If I look like a polar bear, it was just all silver. Yeah, I looked up. It's just they can't. I think it's like see through though, they couldn't get color in it. I had an alignment. Now weird. But what's alarming me is guys like LeBron and Donald Trump,

we have all the money, they've tried it and it's just not. But if they don't have the donor hair, it's not gonna work, it's not gonna take. Sometimes you just bald. You're just pretty thin in the back, too, B. It's getting thinner and thinner, and I'm also thick in the back. It doesn't help that I also keep it so short.

I'm gonna grow it a little bit longer. There you go. No. There's nothing. Come on man. Yeah. You don't know. Why cause I'm just too lazy to do it.

You would've done it by now, you know? Yeah. Attackled the teeth. When are you getting your invisible eye? I was supposed to go in. They called you instead of me. you found anything else to do I Get it. No, I had an appointment I had appointment with them and I had a meeting and I went to reschedule the website's tough So you know, I don't I should I have some time off now. I could probably go in. Yeah, I would like to do it

Yeah, but just the toothpaste they gave me made my teeth feel better. Really? Oh yeah, way better. So I was using like a hippie toothpaste without fluoride and he was like, dude, charcoal. Throw that in the garbage. Yeah. So you need fluoride. You need fluoride.

You need fucking fluoride. So now daddy's still, you know, I had half a voodoo donut before my teeth the most fell out, so that's cool. Good though, huh? Yeah, the best. Mark had 17 of them. There's so good on. Mark you ate some food with us? Do you have a cheat day? On the road, he goes nuts.

Yeah, I don't like. Really? And I get, yes. I'm not an optimal body fat right now, but I just never let it go that like when I'm back home, I just don't eat unhealthy. Yeah, you're on it. So if you have two days or three days on the road of eating like shit. Yeah, and you can, here's how, you know, fast for a day.

Backing off and making up. So, I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm going to go to the hospital. I'm not gonna eat. Yeah, you're on it. So if you have two days or three days on the road of eating like shit. Yeah, and you can, here's how, you know, fast for a day, that can often make up. So should we talk about like, cause I get the same thing with water retention, eat sugar and carbs, it's really more like, oh, you feel kind of unwilling to care about that.

Oh, Mark, Mark and I had facials on Saturday. What? Yeah. Same. Well, I do jacked each other off. How was that? Did they extract? Well, I went we jacked each other off? How was that? Did they extract that head shirt? I went up three.

I went up three, he went up five. It was so relaxing. What they do, did they take black heads out? No, I mean, they can, but this was more of our just a cleaning. I can see it. She started to do the black heads. I was like, hey, are you on stage tonight?

So I can have my face all red. Yeah. She's like, oh, we just do massage then. Chinese ladies, great. That's a good Chinese accent too. Yeah my face all red. Yeah. Oh, we just do massage then. Chinese ladies, great. That's a good Chinese accent too. Yeah, she was great. Yeah. It was so relaxed.

I fell asleep. Farded for sure. He did? I'm sure I did. That's what woke me up. Did you guys all? Oh, my bad. That's bad.

Did she massage any part of your body like your shoulders and stuff? She did my shoulder, my hands, my wrists, which I love my wrist massage. She's a big. She's a big. I I'm such in a fucking oh Fat dude time dude and day was like man y'all gay. I was like dude the facials make me gay. Yeah, then I'm So nice reminded me to go like once a month. Yeah, cuz like my skin was a lot better after this all shit I had a pedicure where they do your feet. I didn't like it. Well, I hate that.

I don't like it. I grossed me to go over the one time and then, right? It's not ingrown toenail. I can hear him talking shit about me even though it was in my language of whatever, dude. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that either. Now, you can give me a massage.

But also on the pedicure, they try to get off the rough on your foot. I like that. Like I need the rough on my foot from working out and like I need those, like when they get rid of that, your feet hurt so bad. Right, I don't like that. I don't need soft fucking feet.

No, facial, I'll take all day, dude. All day. It was nice. Sush your shoulder, your neck, they get your temples. Then also like my sinuses, so they massage all that out. I got in a mud bath once. Oh yeah, I was at. It was pretty wild.

You get in America or somewhere else. Apparently the mud pulls all the... Yeah, it's good for skin eddies. You know, which, you know, I don't know me. Elephants have been using it for decades. You ever see when they ask all these people, these people, these customers? I like it mud baths.

They ask all these practitioners, they went, who are detox specialists with all that stuff, and they went to them one after another. They're like, what toxins are you taking out of this doctor because what toxins are you taking out of the body because he specialized in detox for alcoholics where you're liver detoxes yeah but like when you say I'm gonna detox I'm gonna sweat out toxins uh this that's not that's not a measurable side doctor. Dr. Drew said that to Adam Crawl. What toxins?

What toxins? You're like, I think it's shit. And it goes, what toxins? What are you poo? Ne1. Ne1 is always detoxing with your kidneys in your liver. So when you say, I'm going to sweat out those toxins. And you're not throwing them out?

No, they will. They keep going. They go, where are the toxins? You know what toxins you're talking about? All of them are like, well, the heavy metals, really? Do you want it? Let's take a look at the sweat and see if there are any heavy metals in that socks.

That's interesting. But it's good to sweat, it is good to get any sort of liquid moving through your body. So exercise gets lymphatic fluid moving through your body. And so they've done some interesting studies about athletes. Athletes actually typically are, I think one in four people die of cancer if they live to a certain

age, you know. And in athletes who are pro athletes, one in seven or one in 10. So they think it's just the amount to, yeah, the constant movement. Movement is very good for you, obviously. Movement, like so every time they talk about all these supplements and stuff. Yeah, but sleep less food Sunshine and Exercise yeah, like far and away. Yeah far and Everything else is like hmm. Mm-hmm. You look at how you look at the people I live the longest like if you look at the blue Sounds a lot of sure the the the 70 Adventists up in San Luis Obispo

Blue zones, a lot of church, the 70th Adventists up in San on Luis Obispo in Sardinia. They're tiny. They're tiny, but yeah. No, the people at the 70th Adventists are not. But if you're in there certain places in China, where they eat a lot of yogurt, they'll pay. Almost all of them eat some form of meat, yogurt, some kind of fermented food, but they also like garden,

they move around a lot and they have strong communities Almost all every every one of strong communities I say to that doctor. Yeah, no shit, dude, you know, but but people think it's like well If I do this fish oil, then I take this no, but not if you're not the right but if the rest of your life is a shit All of course that's like yeah, well, that's like rats, right? When they were saying rats will keep doing cocaine until they die. Hell yeah. Until you give rats all the cocaine they want,

but then over here, they can go to rat Disneyland where they have all their friends, and when they can play, have sex, they can do amazing things. They stopped doing cocaine. I'm sure there's still a few rats doing that cocaine. Almost none. But there's one badass.

Yeah, so when they were doing those rat things with cocaine, they had fucking really sterile cage Yeah, so when they were doing those rat things with the coke one rat is a fucking really sterile cage. Yeah, that's all they were doing. Once they gave them a whole community of other rats, they stopped doing it. Yeah, no, it's not. Yeah, it's really one. Well, I'm already sites that like,

oh, it's so addictive that the chemical hooks model of addiction versus, you know, having community in purpose and self esteem of those other things that you should, you know. So, so you know, when you don't want to go up to a, I guess a parole board, you know, the last time. When, what part, what time of the day do you think is,

you do not want to go up for a- After lunch? Before lunch. Before lunch. I don't want to get out of it. I'm hungry. They're like, let's just do this, man. I don't want to come out.

Yeah, Kilti is here. This is really studying. It was like astonishing how many people are, their tummies make a difference. I would've got you. All right, real quick, with brushing your teeth, you guys know that I heard this on a podcast, so you're not supposed to rinse your mouth

after you brush your teeth. You're supposed to brush your teeth and just spit out the rest of the toothpaste, but just wipe your face. That's what, well they get, they get from, they get from a proper, they get really intense fluoride where I leave it on at night and then just spit out the extra and then leave it on the teeth. Yeah, but don't rinse it out with water.

No, it stays on the teeth. That was a surprise to me. I was like, what the hell? I don't like the way that it feels in my mouth. Neither do I. My girl does that. I just don't get it. I'm like, come on.

It's supposed to be the way to go to prevent cavities and shit. I'm sure you want to know that. Yeah. 38 years ago. That's information I could've used a while ago. Brushing your tongue, scraping and brushing your tongue is important in the roof of your mouth. Let's start with this one.

Wait, that's not the one. Hold up, hold up. How about this one? Oh yes. I thought this was fake. Jay showed me this. That can't be real. He's probably just fucking around. How about this one? Oh yes. I thought this was fake. Jay showed me this, I hear that can't be real. He's probably just fucking around.

And he watched a video like, oh, half his face is paralyzed. Cause they said he canceled his shows in Toronto. They're like, it's not COVID related. I'm like, he's probably, you know, he struggles with mental health and not that shit. When you meet just to press something, if you don't want to dance and sing in your hometown. But yeah, and he's like, nah bitch, half my face is paralyzed.

True. And how did it happen? So they think that when you're like exhaustion and stuff, you can catch these viruses. So Bell's palsy, same kind of thing. Bell's palsy can sometimes be part of it. And it's a virus? Yeah.

Bell's palsy is that way. You lose the nerves just die in your face and they'll come back, but sometimes they don't. My buddy, my buddy, half his face, bloom like that. Well, there's a rapper L. Choppa or something like that. I guess he had it and was trying to contact Bieber. And there's a hashtag, Dr. Choppa was going around because he's like, hey, I know the exact way to get rid of this. He's like, hit me up. I know exactly how to deal with this because I guess he had it. Oh, wow.

It's a painful rush around the year on the face, around the mouth, yeah. So it's pregnant. It's not like a... Well, that's what he has, it's ramsy hunt syndrome. That's what it says. And how do you get rid of it? I think you have to wait it out. You just got a chill? Yeah. See if it's the same as Bell's palsy. See what I see how it says that? How do you rid of it? I think you have to wait. You just gotta chill.

Yeah. See if it's the same as Bell's palsy. See what I see how it says that. Let me do this real quick. I want to say to go away a few weeks. She'll get better in a few weeks. If there's not much nerve damage, you should get better completely than a few weeks

so the damage is more severe than you may fully. Not fully recovered. Wow. But you didn't say what it asks for. Like shingles. It's like shingles. It's a virus of virus. Those are the ones that get the virus. Patients with ramsy hunts them often have more severe paralysis at onset.

I mean, he's still dancing. Dude, and they're less likely to recover completely. Interesting. Whoa. I might have a little bit of a lazy eye, but he's still dancing thing. It's fucked up though, man. Can we protect that voice, daddy? Yeah, that's fucked up.

It's caused by the varicillava, chisoster virus. Yeah's fucked up though man. I mean protect that voice daddy. Yeah, that's fucked up That's why the verb a very syllable just austro virus. Yeah, and in shingles Damn affects the facial nerves Yeah, I mean we all had to that stress lack of sleep and all that shit traveling Maybe I don't think you realized I don't think people realize what someone like that. Like what the physical exertion and the travel being on tour. Oh my God. Like what's her name? The girl. Yes. She had been touring for 365 days and almost every other day or day she would go to a different city. She'd be on a plane. You go crazy. That's a year long tour. You make all the money. Oh'd be on a plane. You go crazy. That's a year-long tour. You make all the money Oh, it's a bitch

Think about that. It's made to six hundred million dollars. I know, but you're sick. I didn't Dancing and moving around. I'm gonna sign up for it, you know, you make a lot of money, but it'll she made all of them You don't take care of yourself. It'll fuck you up though. Yeah, you think you'd have someone like there with like trainer with you a Dictician yeah, because singing is after six hundred million I'm on dog. She's dancing dancing and singing that's a physical. She's not dancing. She doesn't know she didn't dance anymore. She's on save their guitar and flat ass.

Chin loves her. So Jay they like this. I like robot. My guitar is my girl. I think she's amazing. You'll be careful though. Self-care everybody. Everybody.

What's this? Here we go. How about the guy who came her ex-husband who came to the wedding with a knife? You got beat down huh? The shit beat out of him. What a dick. He's in her house It's like really did what yeah, the ass can't a raid the Kevin Fairland No, you don't have time for that the first guy she married like K Fed How are you?

The first guy came back tried interrupting the wedding got beat down. Yeah. So she's getting married again to her boyfriend and has an iron clad prenup in place. He joked earlier that he was one of the prenup because he wanted to protect his shoe collection. Yeah, he was like, was she gonna get my fucking 92 civic? Yeah.

He's a trainer or something, right? I think that's how he met her. He's like a personal trainer or something, shit. He's right. He's in the fitness world. Yeah. What do you guys think about that? About pre-naps?

Yeah. From Britney Spears, I've went all day like this guy, this trainer, you've been dancing your ass off? Yeah. You're not getting half my shit, dude. Yeah, there's no. You don't know his motives either. Right. There's this fucking yoga right there

Well that the guy the the the trouble guy. Yeah That's her ex. Yeah, he's he's trying to be an MMA fighter It didn't work out. He's like so has been Jason Alexander Krasdövent hours before it started was arrested Oh, I'm saying it was before it started He's trying before they said their vows, man, he said not today. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, I mean, prenups make sense.

I would. If you're printing spares, like, you, these get 100% automatic. Get a 24-hour fitness training. What if you're a wealthy guy going into a relationship? You're both wealthy? No, wealthy guy going in, let's say, Johnny Depp ever heard of it. Depends if you have, well, Johnny Depp, I haven't heard 100% have a prenup. All she does is Aquaman too.

But if you have kids, different animal. If you have kids, you're gonna wanna take care of it because then it affects the kids life. There's kids involved, different animal. You have to see if Johnny Depp collects. I don't think he will from her. Apparently not, yeah. Although, although, although,

he just wanna hear, are still out there, right, like literally fucking, attacking his character. All those, all those, all those. He just wanna hear, are still out there, like literally fucking attacking his character. And it's like, hey, you guys better shut the fuck up. Or I'm gonna, you know. It's too them. Yeah.

I mean, you know, she's getting, it's also over. Like you lost, honey. You lost. But I think for Johnny Depp, it's worth more than just the money because his reputation's out. Correct.

He's bigger than average. Correct. And she's eight, eight million in the whole. Yeah. And technically, if you, if you want to, he can put a lien on any earning she has and for the rest of her life. That's going to be tied up that she's going to try to appeal. That's going to be tied up. Yeah. I know. But all of it's, you know, and, and, and, and, but some lawyers are going to take that on. Some more of that on and go just give me

50%. Because the judge granted appeal, like sometimes it's hard, you get, based on what, you know. Because a lot of times an appeal has to be on based on like a particular jury instructor who has given wrong. But pre-nubs makes sense to like Dr. Dre, you know, who did the beats by Dre worth a billion dollars. No, what's interesting is he's with his wife forever, right? And then they were gonna divorce and he goes, cool.

Let me just give you whatever, 350 million would call it even. She's like, nope, I want half. He's like, cool, let's go to court. He wins in court and she's getting nowhere near that amount. But he's trying to be cool. Like, I'm gonna give you 350 million. We got our separate ways.

She went, fuck you. Well, I want half because he worth a billion. 350 million. And now she's taking advantage of this. Run. Well, I want half because he worth a billet. 350 mil. Mm-hmm. And I should take that. Where the run? My buddy went through a terrible divorce. I never forgot this.

He went through a terrible divorce. And he was literally, he was so, it ruined his life for a year. My mother had to get on the phone with him. My mother got on the phone with him. Krishwiz keeping the kid from him. And the judge looked at the evidence and the judge goes, hold it. Like quote, he goes, hold it, I see what's going on here.

All right. Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to render the judgment here. You, because he was paying all our lawyer bills and everything goes, you have to pay her and he was like, and he goes, one dollar. Really? Yeah. He paid. Would you, would you do what's laughing, sir? to pay her and he was like, and he goes, one dollar. Really? He paid.

Would you go, what's laughing, sir? Do you know what, Shaq did Shaq, because you know, they were living in California, because kids go to Sierra Canyon. We filed for a divorce. He took a private jet, beeline before she could file in California and filed in Florida. Ooh, because they're a little more lenient there.

I know California's a mother fuck. Yeah, I think, do we know that guy? We have a, we might have a guy, I know who was in a divorce, oh, yeah, he was in a divorce, that's what a divorce for his wife. And what he did was he went and talked to every big divorce lawyer in the city, every single one of them. And so that they would have a conflict of interest,

they told them all about the case. They said that they couldn't, that she couldn't hire any of that. A good lawyer. Yeah, it's funny. That's kind of a fuck them. That's a gangster fuck up. That's exhausting, but yeah, it's good.

They did it. Well, it's yet to. Oh, you guys are talking about Amber Herd. So, have you guys seen this video yet? No. Amber heard it's the first time she's talked on air to anyone about the whole case, and you guys will not like her, I'm sure.

Hold on, what's that? I don't care what one thinks about me, or what judgments you wanna make about what happened in the privacy of my own home and my marriage, behind closed stores. I don't presume the average person should know those things. Well then why did you leak it? Personally, but even somebody who is sure I'm deserving of all this hate and vitriol.

Still hot though, huh? If you think that I'm lying, you still couldn't look me in the eye and tell me that you think on social media there's been a fair representation. You cannot tell me that you think that this has been fair. There's no polite way to say it. The jury looked at the evidence you presented. They listened to your testimony and they did not believe you. They thought you were lying. How could her acting?

It's the Aquaman 3. Make a judgment. How could they? That's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do.

That's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do. That's what they do. That's you just go. I was telling the truth. See how, look at that, see how that women don't believe her. Please. And towards the end of the trial, Rando's.

Rando's. So you don't blame the jury. I don't blame them. It wasn't, I don't blame them. I actually understand he's a beloved character. And people feel they know him. He's a fantastic actor. Their job is to not be dazzled by that.

Their job is to look at the facts in that. She doesn't believe her. And they did not believe your testimony or your evidence. When did you just go wallstone with her? Again, how could they, after listening to three and a half weeks of testimony about how I was an un-credible person, not to believe a word that came out of the trial. You had the same opportunity.

But you had the same opportunity. You had a defense. That made me uncomfortable because I don't believe her. She's terrible. She's terrible lying. No human acts like that. Hey, you lied about this. She can't help it.

How could you even, she can't help it though. She's nothing, she's not a good enough actor to pull it off. Yeah. She can't help it though? She does nothing she's not gonna get enough actor pull it off. Yeah Yeah, whoo can't help it man. You can yeah with the thing with her face and looking down You're like crying. Come on. Yeah, you she's so screwed. You'd be outraged like I told the fire Super hot though She get shit in my bed. She can shit in my bed What's that she shit in my bed? She's better than she's gonna. She can shit in my bed. She can shit in my bed. What's that? She can shit in my bed.

She's beautiful. She, her best bet is to get some very rich dude to pay her. Oh, that happened. I get it. Her DMs are just, we're just two. She's can get on rye or, you know, fuck you. No, she'll find a guy.

She'll find a rich guy. Sugarbaby.com. She'll be fine. Yeah, yeah. She'll be fine. I don't know, man. She's very hard though to go through the world where people hate you that much.

That's a lot of, that's not an online hate. That's hate when she walks down the street. 100% people drive down the street and that's real hate. That's real. And it comes from women and it comes from middle schoolers. They're all watching it, it comes from girls. You'd have had a bit of that on my show and people say, you know,

Taskjack Amber, third. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, I mean, you know, she's gone through it. Well, she's something Bill in there, but here's the thing, if she sucks, is he human he can tell? So those looks go away about after two weeks, I'd say.

Maybe even three days, she's around her house, sucks. Yeah. Well, I don't, she's also somebody who's... She's on your bed left in the sun. I'd be like, hey, hey, you gotta stop that. I have a great listen, Amber, I have a great time with you. But you got a stop-shin in the bed. I'm not having fun anymore. It smells awful in here.

Well, you got a lot of fun in my bed, yeah? Yeah, you can't, could you use the bathroom? I will, I'm not gonna run away. You can't mark your territory like this. This is not how to do it. If you want to piss, even that's weird, but do you think? That might be shit? Yeah, sprinkle a little pee in the corner house smells like shit. You can't put like that. I have a massive house Did you see did you see postmates? I sent it to you. Did you see postmates?

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So say to eat that, or say, don't shit. It's saying to eat that so your whistle's clean? Yeah. I mean, I don't think this is the best thing. I don't think this is a good idea to avoid dairy too. You can't, you can't. Like it's all that, they're telling you what to eat. Like post-makes is sponsoring us,

so I'll send you a butt friendly so you can be at good bottoms for your rumpus place. Listen, I don't think that's the best thing. For instance, he's salad, that's what, when they're gonna do anal-, he'd salad the day before. I mean, I'd like that info just wanna call me. Gotta clean your whistle. Yeah, I don't wanna blow up that fucking Southwest bathroom.

Yeah, but that is like, whoa, that's, that's interesting. Yeah, that's interesting. That's, that's very interesting. Okay, probably not. He's like, Tony, carbs, basically like this, I get your asshole cleaned so you can get paddys just weird, right? But I noticed that with keto your your like what does come out is more dense right when you're eating carbs It just tends to be softer

Keto comes flying out. We got him slip-in slide big And maybe it's an eating and a deficit, but I just would come out But like it would be like in discrete My thing about all this- Yeah, my thing about all this, when you have drag queens doing story time for kids, and you have these kids were there at the gay pride thing, because I think their school brought them there,

and the guy was like, suck my dick, he had this thing. And so what happens is, I think that transgender people, drag queens, even anything like that, that is not the norm, that is a minority, that is a true minority. And I think when you treat it like it's the norm, right? That's the only thing.

So for example, like with the, the swim suit issue, okay? With sports illustrated with that heavy gallon. Yes. That, that With sports illustrated with that heavy gallon. Yes. That is sports illustrated. And you know, you could make the argument that sports illustrated is using and manipulating. What's all they're doing? That woman.

It's a cash graph. Yes. Same with post-past. So not everybody gets to be playing the NFL. Not everybody gets to be a sports illustrated. One of the things about sports illustrated swimsuit models is that all of us go, that's a very rare human

Yeah, I've never seen a girl like that. They have a bone structure and that's right That's like so when you see Tara Banks, that's the reason we buy it is it's all of us go that's so fucking rare And all of us pretty much cross culturally like hip to hip to waist ratio and all that symmetry You know the chat all of that's like everybody in every, people just see beauty. Even infants will look at a face that's symmetrical longer than a face that's not. It's just where our eye goes. And the reason is very rare.

It's a very rare looking human being. So when you put anybody on the cover, you know, whatever it might be, and it's like you're saying that there are no standards of beauty, right? Which is interesting. And I would even argue that the reason that girl's pretty on sports illustrated pretty chubby girl.

Yes, but chubby. What you're calling pretty is that she approximates the symmetry of the women that were on there. Well, just trying to move the goalposts. Yeah. That's all they're doing. Yeah, and I don't buy it. I don't believe it.

You're acting like everybody's on board. Yeah, they're not. No, the majority of America's like, okay, right. Sports Illustrated is doing just to get clicks like, well, they're doing it to get to click a woke box or something and all of a sudden, but they're also doing it because we're talking, when's the last time you talk about a sports illustrator? You're right. Cover it. You're right. So that's all they're doing it for you. That's smart. Smart or is it not now now go to the owner sports illustrator or the, the whole team and go, uh, do you date a figure? You date? No, God no. But why I thought there was a market for beauty. Well, that's not my type. Okay, cool. Uh, the guy who owns sports is a real quick. Do you date a

trouble go? No, that's not my thing. Well, hold on. Well, can I do you say here that let me do you one more? So the hip to weight weight ratio that even can generally blind men like so it's what's a 30 to 70 or something like that Whatever is do you know that that actually is correlated with fertility with increased child bear and hip? Yeah, so you have a better chance of getting pregnant so and so Health wise health wise also if you're thinner and more athletic, you're happy. That's probably not.

That's probably not. You're meant to have kids, right? Yes. And so, when you... Sex is like, you're right, but listen. Right. Well, is it sexist or is it nature? That's why I told you, I was like, you know, it's science.

You can argue against nature. Nature's always stronger than nurture. Like, you can keep pushing against nature, but at the end of the know, it's science. You can argue against nature. Nature's always stronger than nurture. Like you can keep pushing against nature, but at the end of the day, there's a reason Amber Hertz's gonna marry a billionaire after all this shit. Well, maybe she keeps shitting beds. But the thing is, with sports ill-strait,

I guarantee if they didn't sell more magazines or get more notoriety, like in a positive like, ad sales on this, guarantee you, next year, there's not a chubby girl on the cover. Guarantee you, they go back to the exact same thing with Netflix, same thing with Disney. Yes. Bottom line, look at the NFL, you see NBA.

When's the last time the NFL NBA you heard him talk about racism. Where are that? Yeah. Ninety more. Two of his Americans went, oh we're out. No, no, no, no, we're just, we're stuck around. That's not gonna kneel for this fight. That is what happened, right? That's what happened.

And then you look at Netflix. The whole woke movement and all that stuff. American went, oh we're on subscribing. Now what do they say? Hey man, if you don't agree with this, you can leave. That's what I thought, babe. Well again, it's like you're into diversity except for diversity of thought.

Until it starts diversifying your money. And then they're like, oh no, no, no, no. Yeah. When we call it, we like cares green. But that's how I feel like I love the marketplace. It the marketplace says that that's profitable, that making a man, a woman, and you know, and adding stuff. Do it.

If you're making money, bro, I'm not going to say shit if that's what people want. But they're not going to argue. But they're not on think it does. I will bet you any amount of money because even people who are gay didn't like that diet for your clean asshole. Garen Tew, next year, they don't do that again. Yeah.

Yeah. It's all bottom line, bottom dollar. Garen T. I bet you Disney doesn't have another gay cast member because this Buzz Lightyear movie, I bet you it takes a hit because parents are going because this Buzz Lightyear movie, I bet you, it takes a hit because parents are going, we don't want our son like it's banned in China, it's banned in...

Oh, so, so they, what, there's a gay character? So it comes out Friday, there's a gay character and the female gay character kisses another female. Well, a lot of parents, I don't care. I'll take my sensey on Friday, I don't go, he's not even gonna notice. But some parents are like, oh, we don't support that. So then Disney takes a hit to their wallet.

They can't sell to international, cause international churros, fuck them, play this game. Guarantee it's the last time they do a gay character. Cause we can go with the bottom line. I'm so, I don't know, I actually don't know what to say about that. Like I don't really know.

The gay character, I don't have a problem. I don't know what to say. It's tough, it's dangerous. I think the parents don't really know. The gay character, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. It's tough, it's dangerous. I think the parents don't want Disney deciding we're gonna teach you about sexuality. Disney was always a company, but it didn't really have that, they had the Prince Kiss the Gal.

Oh, he's a prince. No, they didn't say that. They didn't say that. They didn't say that. They did, they did. Aladdin, Jasmine. Yeah. They do say that to you, but they do it straight. But it was the status quo. But let me ask you a story, but let, you're off. They did, they did. Aladdin, Jasmine. Yeah. They do say, you're out, but they do it straight. It was the status quo.

But let me ask you this, Pee, but let's say, and he's not, but let's say your son was gay, my daughter was gay. Right. Would you not want them to have something to look at and be motivated or have someone to really do? That's why I found this. It's kind of like Black Panther. That's why I find myself kind of on the fence.

I'm like, you know, I don't want to say that that's, that is a reality. And my kids are gonna come and have already come to the, to the realization that there are people that are attracted to the same sex. And I would remind people like forever when you were attracted to the same sex, you weren't just ostracized. A lot of times you were jailed or killed. I mean, fucking Oscar Wilde was put in jail for being homosexual. So, you know, I don't want to live in a world like that.

And I think we've come a long way. So, I think it's an educational thing, but I think there's an end to it's tough. It's tough, right? Disney has to draw the line somewhere. Like, how far are you going to go with it? Like, I'm like, are you going to make Woody a transgender? You know what I'm saying? Like, is the next Moana transgender?

And then my son's like, hold on. Is that a man or like it's confusing for kids? Well, it's very confusing to children, man. 100%. You know, when you start saying a man's a man, when you take categories away and you're saying that a biological man can be in female sports, which I'm told they against

because I don't think it's fair. Just saying that, but I think that's the next step, right? So, I'm not going to that. I don't think that's been extreme. I don't have a problem with it. I would never not take my kids to the movie. It depends. You know what I'm saying?

It just depends how far they go with it. Yeah, it depends how far they go because your son's gonna be confused. But you're gonna kid this gay and you know, it's, it's, but that's why like the, the spider versus dope because it was the first, you know, non-white character that blew up and the kid who I think was, his mom was like Puerto Rican, the spider versus dope, because it was the first non-white character that blew up. And the kid who I think was,

his mom was like Puerto Rican, the dad was black. So people love that movie. And then if you're a little kid and you're colored, you're like, oh, that's dope. Because I don't fuck with Superman. I don't fuck with Tobin McGuire. I don't fuck with the flash. So now I can relate to that.

That's why black Panther's cool. I get that, but how far are you gonna go with it? You know what I'm saying before? The other thing is, I know, but it's tough. The other thing is like with the gay stuff, it's like I truly believe some people are born gay, man. Or born inside the wrong body. It's a shame.

It must be awful, you know? It's really tough. Not to be used to be gay, gay is now you're accepted, which is great. I don't think so. I think we're in this bubble in Hollywood. Yeah. Go to Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Go to Boise. Go to Texas. Yeah. Go to a lot of parts of America where it's still ain't cool. We're in the weird bubble, it ain't cool. But I, it's easy. A lot cooler than it was. They're still getting killed for it.

They still can't, they don't feel safe to come out. Like that's fucked up. Because if you're bloodshames. If you're born that way, think how awful it must be, dude. Awful, dude. Well, you get teased as a kid. When you were gay, when I was growing up, when I was growing up, and you were gay, I remember this very well. When you were gay as a kid, you were not allowed to tell anyone,

and it was an acceptable prejudice. It was always acceptable to me. But now, it's changed. It's been seven years, eight, it's changed. It's changed somewhat, but it's all good. It's not like the suicide rate,

like the death rate. So you have to do something where these kids, if they're educated on it, you know, they might be like, oh, that's, we're not gonna make fun of them. I don't know. So let me ask you. So Disney has a gay character, which I don't have, like again, I'm not gonna criticize that. I don't know. So let me ask you, so Disney has a gay character,

which I don't have, like again, I'm not gonna criticize that. I'm gay though, you know what I'm saying? No, but it's a girl kissing a girl. Yeah, I like how they went there. They didn't do the boy kissing boy. They went, girl kissing girl, it's a cat again, you know what I mean, it's kind of sexy. You know what I mean?

Let's just dip our toe, but having said that, like I think that's kind of gutsy, and maybe they will take a hit financially, but they're also, I think that's kind of gutsy. And maybe they will take a head financially, but they're also, I think in five years or 10 years, it'll find its balance. And I don't think that's- I don't know if it does find its balance, because you still talk about the minority.

And the majority is always gonna say, we don't want this shit. And then money speaks. So if you're a Disney, all right, we tried. Well, it's a tough subject, like, all right, we tried. Yeah. It's a tough subject, man. It's a tough subject. I hate that.

Because my initial reaction when they said, oh, Disney, is because what they said originally, what came out was the new Buzz Light Year's gay. And I was like, oh, I'm not seeing that. I'm not taking my, if Buzz Light Year's, you know, how far are they gonna take it? Yeah.

It's just a kiss, even that's like my son who's not gay. If he goes, oh, why is Buzz Light your kiss another boy? Oh, that's what we do. It's like, no, no, no. No, I think what I, let me say this, like I don't have any problem with Disney putting a gay character in their movie.

What I have a problem with is any corporation trying to push an ideology on me or my children, especially. That's not your job. Your job is to be to be out I'll take it from here. Do you think yeah? Yeah, I mean let's let's like another dark pass a Walt Yeah, I don't want all take it from well Let me just give me the guy like no, I need you to make the park less crowded deep. Yeah, it's not even it's not in zoos By the way, everybody had a purple tongue from fucking I like those snow cones It's not ensues, by the way. Everybody had a purple tongue from fucking, I like those snow cones.

Those aren't nice, those aren't nice. Oh, dude. Well, it was a hot day just laboring through. I'll feed it to the giraffe. From the giraffe, I give it all off. I give it all off. This is a giraffe, my cotton candy. That happened one time.

He stole my cotton candy. Really? They were there. They freaked the fuck out. The kids were leaning all the way over, playing almost petting the giraffe. We can feed them and I cotton candy, ate the cotton candy and the owners freaked the fuck out. I guess drafts with sugar does not go well.

No. Apparently murdered everybody. Yeah, you killed all of them. Yeah, that was the great murder of 97. Cotton Candy or was it? Denver Zoo, shout out Denver Zoo. Hopefully that drafts still alive. I said, I went to the Denver Zoo.

I went to the aquarium. In the middle of the city, hard of the city too. Right, in that tree creek area. All of Me and Jay were talking about it this weekend. Well, you were in a car to mark We're talking about if you had to because we're talking about how shitty cities are. Yeah, you know, because of poor cities If you had to live in I'm talking you have to live downtown any major more metropolitan. Where would you live if you thought about this? If I live like LA you're gonna live downtown LA Oh, no, I don't New York City

That's what we said in New York, but we took New York to New York City, Paris take Rome. Hey, you're international dudes With it rich boy. Hold on the fuck on for me be grease all right Don't you go see the new Buzz Light you and jack off be in Greece? How about how about Miami? Miami is not bad. We'll live downtown Miami. I'm not pretty in Miami downtown. Nah, nah, not me.

I could live in Brickle in Miami. Kind of. It's just all big buildings, right? Well, think about it. I was thinking about, you know, it's not bad. It's one part of Idaho, the downtown Idaho, I could live in.

Oh, boysy. Wait, we're doing that kind of thing. Oh, boys is not the, well, like you say boysy. I'm not been. Not been. Wow I guess. Boys, I've not been. Not been. Wow, fantastic. Cleanest city.

Well, Austin's, but you ain't gonna be downtown Austin, daddy. Like, you won't go all the way. You won't go all the way. You're gonna be downtown LA. Boys are like, first of all, too hot. Too hot. You know what I said? And I got roasted by my peers.

As I said, Washington D, I love Washington D.C. Yeah. And then Jay goes, look up the crime rate in downtown Washington DC. He also said the White Houses right next to the ghetto. Correct. I was like, all right, my bad. Yeah, they were fucking people. I was like, they were fucking people.

I was like, the block over next to the White House. And I said Boston, but it's the summer. I was just in Boston, Boston. Well, Boston. And I was in the North End. And it was fucking amazing. Gorgeous. Italian guys, they're just,

hey, hey, what's going on? Oh my god. My favorite, Boston's great. It is a great place. Great Charleston, so I'm sure. I forgot how great Boston. I love Boston. I forgot how great it is.

So, you know, I was doing the Wilbur there. The probably do the Wilbur, I do two shows of the Wilbur. I fly and I'm there one night, it's a far flight. Yeah. So I'm like, we gotta find a club cause I wanna experience the city. Yes.

I can experience the city in three days. So we're doing Laf Boston in September. Yep, I'm doing Laf Boston New York City. I can't wait. I was just with the owner. Can't wait. But yeah, you see what I mean, like I'm saying you got to stay downtown, dude. You ready for this? We had to look, I had to get out the map. Phoenix. Oh, yes. You're staying Phoenix? Well, Scottsdale. No, no, no, no, I don't like downtown Phoenix. Oh, yes, you're saying Phoenix well, Scottsdale. No, no, no, I don't like downtown Phoenix New York City Phoenix got a boring well no New York's hey man one big downtown New York's the best It's one you can't live in New York. I can't have a New York. God damn hold on hold on. Connecticut some parts tonight. You're cool downtown in the town you live downtown

Philly's not bad downtown Philly's not bad Philly's not bad When last time went to Philly. I was just there. Oh much. Well, Dicey. Well, Dicey That's thing you have to think about other cities and their blue city now Even though their blue collar hardcore. Well, Dicey vote blue So those cities that defund the police or you want to stay Baltimore downtown? Homelessness and deep under police and and great. I'm telling you, I'm telling you, Portland, downtown, I was, and I can defend myself. Yeah.

Unless they have a gun, cool, bring it on. They don't. I mean, they do. I was scared walking around. Yeah. First time ever, I was like, oh, this is on safe. Yeah. First time ever.

So you got to look at the map, say, what city's defunded the police? You're not going to live there. You know? But Charleston, South Carolina, have always heard great things. Oh, right for this? Nashville. The downtown will slow, but it's kind of safe. Here and deal with fucking Bachelorette parties all the time and people on the fucking bikes drink and woo! All I know is the answer is not LA.

It's not saying San Francisco. No, it's not San Francisco. You know what I said, you ready for this? San Diego. What was about to say? San Diego. Oh, I knew. What?

Not bad, huh? Well, if I didn't have to hustle, I'd be in San Diego. San Diego? I'm gonna die in San Diego. Dude. That's where I die. Really? Yeah, I want about 92.

I'll pass away in San Diego. I have a fantasy of dying shoes out in well European city You're down your yeah like I like like what like in the South of Italy and like you know or or Like that on a Greek island some to reenie better get out there early though daddy You don't wait for your nine. Yeah, you don't wait to your 90 to fly out there It's got a house. I'm daddy. Still got a house. I got kids You know where to think about though to stay in a major metropolitan city daddy better stay relevant till he's 75 or he's gonna be in some dream. Yeah, worth to do.

Got some work. Got some work. No relax. That a age or two. Ain't no, I'll be a shriveled prune. I will look like somebody took a piece of jerky and boiled it twice. Now, I will say this, if you can stay right outside the downtown, there's not a better, I know this on bias camera, there's not a better, I know, this on Biasco, I'm from there, there's not a better right outside downtown

than Cherry Creek. Now it's right next to downtown. You are correct. You are correct. Cherry Creek. It is heaven on earth. It is a great part of the house. Oh, fantastic.

The weather is always sunny. I mean, winter's sucked in. The weather is Denver. Cherry Creek is a lot of hot. Cherry Creek north, specifically. What? Cháchesón. Cherokee is where Cherokee north specifically what Chachaison chachaison means you have reason you are right in French. Yeah, but I'm in New York to the two You just said we all said New York, but then I was like that's too easy to take New York out

New York's fantastic, but you don't stay there. No, I don't get you World you stay chin That's a tough one. I don't know. Maybe Texas? You guys stay in Austin though, downtown Austin? Just, some part of Texas, because you go fishing there,

you get places to go watch music, there's a bunch of stuff. Dallas is nice. If that's, I like Dallas at all. Texas City's, Dallas is sweet. Houston's too big, man. Traffic's too bad. Bottom line.

There we go. Post Malone has had a baby girl, and he's gonna be a husband too. He's a wife enough, his girlfriend. Do we know what his girl, has he talked about his girl? No, not at all. He has a name.

I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. I don't know what she looks like. who are obsessed with him. Yeah, I'm sure. That's just face tattoos are so confusing to me.

My boy Mike Stutt hangs out with him and saying, this boy can drink, man. Yeah, he also says he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna, take care of his health now, more he says. Let's try and get him. Oh, she's Korean. Holy shit, he just moved up on Chins list. Hey, yo buddy.

Click on it, Chins. I can't see which one's which though. I see this. It's pretty. Is tattoos are interesting, right? Yeah, man, he's got some crazy. And that's his girl? I mean, that's all the pictures that are popping up.

I don't know who this is. Those are her tats, are they? No, she's broke up with her. So yeah, there must be this cringe later. Scroll down to the, go that one. This one? Yeah. He's a good looking guy, man. He's different looking. I think he looks cool in any interview He's like the nicest school a sweetest guy. Yeah, I heard he's great fucking talented

Yeah, you should be able to come up to him on the street like a true artist super nice to that artist He's beautiful, but I just yeah, I get a little sliper the shirt off But dude when you have so many tats, I can can't see that picture which one this one after plan emergency Same Chess is right genetics. I don't think so. Let's not say that. Why would you say that? Yeah, but don't say that Get your nice get away look. He's in a tropical way If you look at a shoulder But he doesn't lift way would you say if you're drinking?'re drinking like a good, that's a good base to work with.

You could get him jacked. Yeah, if you put on, if you lost 15 pounds, he's not bad. 15 to 20 pounds of fat and put on five to 10 pounds of muscle, you would look drastically different. It's just never gonna happen. He's got drinking 18 meters a day. He's got broad shoulders, he's got big arms.

You could work with that too. That's not, that's good. He's a great, he's physically. I'm sure his physical health is not a problem. He's super fan of post, I love post-molomy. My kids of clay. That's sure it's his physical almost super fan opposed. I love postman. My kids love him. He's amazing. I, again, my buddy Mike Studd is friends with him

and he's like, he's the best guy ever. Like he's a guy's guy. That's cool. And then he, you know, he learned to play the guitar off guitar hill. Wow. He was really good at guitar hill. And so I was like, did you do your little two-gathered musician?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. White irerson makes tape and that balloon the fuck this. He's just a musician. He did his, yeah. White irerson makes tape and that balloon the fuck up. Now, here you go. All the face tats in the world. I love a nice face tattooed. I'm obsessed with neck tattoos.

I wish I could. Are you? Why? I look like a hell's angel if I do it. Why are you so obsessed? Oh, there's a, the one that, I don't say leader. I don't say who it is. There's a proud boy at my show.

Much proud boys game Jesus Tatted up Tatted up, so you need help me. You let us know I'm like I Don't know what help I would need but if I ever do need that help yeah, Fantiva, but proud boys How about last time I was there during the riot and Tief and proud boys? They're on there. I mean their right? They're riding outside my hotel.

They're sirens, woo, they go down, and Cobb goes, don't grab a side man, I'm like, dude, I'm just gonna get a coffee, and I'm telling you, don't grab a side. But I go out and Tifa and Proud Boys and the SWAT team. All got together, the one thing they shared in common, Beachop fans. I have a picture of me in front of the three of them

like this. I was the equalizer. Yeah, they're great. Wow. Yeah, I don't know, man. Yeah, I, what do they proud boys stand for? I don't even know what their thing is. Are they, are they, are they,

mark you want to dive into this? I'm a certain culture and then they call, as a result they call them. Well, the one leader got arrested. The leaders black, so they call them white supremacists. I don't know what they are. Yeah, Gavin. Yeah, they're like, screamers, but are they? And that's the thing with a lot of far-right extremist groups is like, you can't necessarily take them at face value for how they're presenting themselves

because there's not a lot of groups out there that go, yes, we are a fascist group. That's not really. Yeah, they say they're there far-right neo-fascist group. Well, this one, what's a bit of a debate down there? They don't ask them. They won't. It's not really did you know they say they're there far right new fascist group this well what you'd be down they won't like if you ask the army to rep you if you have a hellzangel like yeah oh you guys do this this the good excuse me or a motorcycle club yeah we don't do any of that yeah if you ask them they would talk about things like traditional western values you know traditional gender roles and relationships they would talk about. The initiation process is like sort of a joke like to become a pride boy you have to graduate through these steps.

And it's just like it's kind of silly and it's a joke and one of them is like you have to list off these words like while we're punching you in the shoulder. You know list off a number of serial names or something so they they kind of make it seem like, oh, it's just like a goofy frass. So the group believes that Western culture, what does name, what does name make me Guinness or am I getting this actually the year is a vice. Yeah, he has story about how he talked about how proud boys. It's that it was a, it was a fucking musical and he was started as a joke. And then co-founder of vice.

Yeah. But then he was like, he came out of support of Trump and they put a lot of energy. He was on road like, he came out of support of Trump and, they put a lot of energy. He was on road and I think that's what that's all they have. That's serious. But I don't think you need to proclaim these values in order to have people magnetized to want to be a part of something.

He said, oh, you believe this, you believe this, you believe this. I'm with these guys. You don't have to make it like a official doctrine of your group. You can be like, so much of guys, you. So what's the difference between Proud Boys and Antifa and Tifa's like the woke left extreme? Yeah, there's a sense for anti-fascism and they justify using violence in order to fight what they perceive as fascism now

Define fascism because that doesn't exist in America. You could argue that certain leaders have fascist tendencies But that simply doesn't and most people wouldn't be able to tell you the death of the person. So what's antifa's agenda? Like, what do they want to get done? To tear down the institutions. Yeah. Yeah, we can't have that. And they're both, it's both young, it sounds like young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young,

young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, young, I would say at least with Antifa, you're dealing with very naive people who believe because it's predicated on the idea that the government leaders have gone so far off the rails that violence is justified to combat that. I think both sides justify violence. And I do think that like it says here, pro-boys were extremely conservative, all light, overtly Islamic phobic, misogynistic,

transphobic, anti-immigration. It all depends on how you're looking at that. I guess that the pro-boys have probably attracted a whole bunch of shit heads, as has Antifa. And if you look at who's actually doing all the damage, it can be people that are using it as an excuse to- If you were in Nazi Germany, you would know that like look,

there's, you would feel justified in trying to subvert the government with violence, right? Ethically. You have to convince yourself that things are pretty bad in America if you're willing to justify fighting the government with violence first rather than through organized, non-peaceful pro-destination. Yeah.

Yeah. And that's where you lose me is. My guess is if you were to get the legacy media's description of the pro boys, it would be different. So they believe violence is really effective way to solve problems. That's the one thing. That's the one thing.

We're not gonna be hearing it. Yeah, I think I maybe talk to them like, I don't, like that's, we don't want to do that. I'm sure both sides like, no, this is not what we want to do, man. I don't trust you. We must rather repeat. You know what? I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I don't want to do. I'm sure both sides like no, this is not what we want to do, man We must rather I don't you know what I don't know what the fuck I'm talking. Oh, no. Yeah, that's okay I did all I know is when I was important. I saw the whole way you arrested a drill bite Anybody else would film that I'm in college, so I'm not joining any other groups Yeah, no, but yeah, I don't think probably they're drinking fucking white claws like rap boys, you know

That's why I didn't rush for a frat the drink those silters Yeah, I don't know how it works. I don't know how you get in One thing would be hierarchy versus like a gallotarianism because when you anytime you have an extreme right movement like Fascist movements during World War II. It's all predicated on like we're at the top Well, why are you at the top Because we have blue eyes or whatever. So violence comes from that because to enforce a hierarchy that's arbitrary like, you know, blonde hair blue eyes people at the top. It's like, well, you can only suppress people like, what?

That's to be, because we have brown hair. No, so it's to be so the left does something really interesting. They go authority is oppressive. Well, no, authority can also be protective. My father, when I was growing up with my authority, my father was a good father. I was lucky to have a good father. So my father was also my protector and my provider

and my guide. So authority is not always tyrannical, patriarchy. The patriarchy is not always like your boss. The patriarchy, God as the father in our culture, is the idea that you, this is a, he's a, he's a guide. Like your father, if he's a good father, we all know when a good father is, your good father is a guide. Well, they said, example, they're leaders.

It's like, you need business owner, like, oh, you're just there for these reasons. Like, well, no. That's why I'm a team. I inspire other people to do better things. Everybody here believes in a hierarchy of competence. I don't want people at the top of the authority pyramid just because they were oppressed in the past.

That doesn't make sense. Because the only way to divide, create those divisions is through division. You gotta be like, well, you were shitting at me. So I'm gonna put myself on top. And then I'm gonna do exactly to you what you did to me, which I don't think is right and if you do that if you start doing that and then you start and what what you'll do is you want to create identity politics you're gonna get people that create their own

identities and you will get these white supremacists and you will get people right yeah our but you're not in the end yeah you're not a man of view this is a grand prize they get violent you know they pick up a gun and they they they form a gang and as well the left sees if you can frame something is Authorities illegitimate then antifa makes sense. Yeah, but there are Karl Marx right who created communism. Why did he hate religion so much? Why? Because in Christianity the idea that if you are if you are suffering if things aren't as good in this life in Christianity there is meaning and suffering There's nobility suffering. There's something about suffering. Well, there's something about suffering

But still loving sacrificing for people well the problem is sweet Mark said Mark said no way because that won't that will not foster revolution You have to take religion away from the people so people get so mad that they're like fuck this There's no afterlife. I want mine now, and then they tear down the institution. Okay, I'm kind of on board with this. Yeah, that's what they do. Okay, keep going.

So if you think of it, if you listen to the Black Lives Matter, the creators of Black Lives Matter, they were all trained Marxists. If you listen to them, they were anti-family, and in many ways are anti-church. And how's that going for them? Right, and the idea was that these are revolutionary groups. Sure.

If you look at the critical race theorist, what they never talk about, and I've read them, is that the system itself is what, racists. So if you are a participant in the system, even if you're black, you're racist. Because you're making money off of racist system. I don't agree with that, but that's what they would do. So what is the, what do you want to do? I'll get rid of rid of that. You got to get rid of the system. You got to tear down

all the institutions. That's where deep fund the police comes from. And how's that worked out? Yeah. You've got to remember where these, where this ideology comes. Yeah, Mark. Yeah, marks. No, Mark. Mark, Mark, Mark. Mark, Mark, Mark. All right, little sketchin. So wiggy's not even wearing real hair. Fuck this. Yeah. All right, we'll sketch it. So Wiggie's not even wearing real hair, fuck this. Yeah. Um, I don't know, let's see. Oh, no, not that one.

Okay, this is too long, but. This is wild. Yeah, but apparently this Australian guy, he was in a fight with this kangaroo for over six minutes. Why? It just came out of nowhere and tried to tackle him. His dogs are barking. The kangaroo tried to fight him.

Yeah. You'll see some of it here. The roo. Cliff, the dogs were barking the noise. Oh he comes back for more Yeah, tell us he's just he luckily grabbed a stick right there. No, like I can't fight my dogs were barking This guy got beat up. Yeah, he can't kick the right Kick and bit six foot buckroot in a bad mood trying to rip my little dogs out of the yard and in a bad mood trying to rip my little dogs out of the yard. And um, Oh, he took the kangaroo down from the back. Oh, he's in mount.

Oh, they just repeat this video over and over again. I'm gonna show away. It just, I want to, when he, well, after he took him down, he punched him in his stupid nose. Hey, what do you think? No, you can take a kangaroo after that.

Oh, yeah. Be the shell of that kangaroo a little bit. You could, right? Yeah, I'm, I'm double-ugging that stupid piece of shit. Are you, I don't know, careful about that, Bob. No, if this guy can do it, look at him.

That's his injury. Oh, okay, not bad. I'm bad. So, it's gonna be biting you, Bob. Messed up there. Are you I don't know careful about no if this guy can do it look at them That's as in bad I'm gonna be buying you mama messed up there Do I'm getting mount and I'm fucking head arm choking that stupid rule And I'm grandma. I'm the kick and scale and wake up bitch wake up. Yeah, I'm done No, you can choke out a room for sure. Yeah, 100% head and arm and I'm getting head I'm his arms are kind of like like a T-rex almost. Yeah, you got to get, oh I get a fact for your bitch. Yeah, I want to hear it. Yeah, dude.

You know, I did this with classical music and read history, dude, I'm get older. I like it. But I would love you. But I turned on the TV and there was a kids channel on there when I missed my kids I watch kid shows. Yeah. And they had this guy on there talking about dinosaurs because the new dress parts coming out and an expert on that.

That was a dig quiz me. Let's see if I know it. Get ready. Get ready. Let me see if I know it. You ready? Yeah. So as they're talking, a real Velocil Raptor from the movie comes out. The robot that is like, we're in the host, which is Lester Holtz, who don't have a top lip. He goes, Lester Holtz goes. So he, sorry, Lester Holts goes. So he goes, sorry, Lester Holts goes. He got Lester Holts right. He has no top lip. Yeah, it's weird. God went, no lip for you. Let's figure the bottom one out. So Lester Holts is the innervian guy and the loss Raptor comes out. And it's huge, right? And no top lip and that's fine. So Lester Holts goes, is that he's all bottom lip dude

Lester Holtz goes is the was the Velociraptor that things terrifying were they that size and I got this gonna hurt people's feelings He goes the Hollywood made him this scary. He was a real life Velociraptor back in the day was the size of a small poodle I don't believe that. So we're again. I think you're lying. All right bring it up. I believe the loss Raptors were the size of fucking F-15s Size of small poodle and he goes that he goes but they were smart, but they made him big, you know go up to a hundred pounds So who told you the hundred pounds still small that boy? That's dog. That's a lot of fat. Yeah, that'd be big look how big is the velocity in real life click on that gin Roughly the size of a turkey. Yeah, fuck. Shut up. Huh? Yeah, dude. Did you know that?

Bet you missed that? Didn't you? We got a small they were. So here's my thing. Those are velociraptors. I'm punting the fuck out of stupid things. There's a tiny little. Yeah, they're tiny. You ready for this? Be? Yeah. So he goes in the movie too, they jump in a Jeep and they're driving whatever six miles an hour and the T-Rex is keeping up with them. He goes get a T-Rex really chased down the You ready for this B? Yeah. So he goes, in the movie two, they jump in a Jeep and they're driving whatever, 60 miles an hour and the T-Rex is keeping up with them. He goes, get a T-Rex, really chased out in the car, he goes, so I'll skin her people's feeling, that's Hollywood. He goes, so a T-Rex, they were so big and large and weighed so much at his max speed, which

was maybe about two seconds, he goes 10 miles an hour. Come on. So why hurt that? I went, not skiering anymore, I'll run in zigzag way, five times. But they're ostrich runs 45 miles an hour. Well, they're tiny and they have those stupid little legs. Three hundred. T-rexes, you know, heavier than elephant.

Also, he goes, so when that thing yells out, the infamous, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do of a bitch noise. Huh. All right, bring up the fucking tarot actor, because I don't like this shit. This is a book. Tarot actor's a cool podcast. There's already getting shitty. Tarot actor. Isn't that interesting though? Yeah, it is.

Size of a small poodle dude. Out of the size. Yeah, I want the fucking size. And I'm gonna say it's huge. Well, no one's debating that. That's big. Whoa. Winx fan.

36 feet. Holy shit. Things gonna pick you up and fucking. What? Dude, thanks man. 36 feet. Holy shit. Yeah, you up and fucking what? Dude, 36 feet. That would kill you. Uh, almost as long as the Hollywood sun, I would shit. Oh my god. That's insane.

Yeah, cool. Oh, you're gonna get taken and eaten. That thing is fucking feet. I would shit my pit as tall as a large bull draft. Oh, that's I would say it my pain and they can fly It'd be clean though after watching that post-bake thing. I need a clean diet and shit smooth. You're right. What is the way? I would be as I'm 150 pounds. I'd be as amber her dude. Oh my god. I shit in his nest dude We'd be fucked but back to the velociraptors. I my God. A shit in his nest. Dude, we'd be fucked. But back to the velociraptors, I'm just gonna kick them

in the stupid faces. You are? So easy. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. You know when Dr. Sparks, the one went and spit out the guy from side field? Yeah.

Fake dinosaur. Those never existed. Really? Yeah, dude. But terror, Dr. Sparks. Hey, the more you know, hey, your stuck on terror act, they'll still, huh? The. Really? Yeah, dude. But terror, doctors are... Hey, the more you know, Hey, you stuck on terror, Dactos still, huh?

I am. The thing is about that weird dinosaur, not real. Hey, Hollywood. With a terror, Dactos flying, kill us. Yeah. Why'd they go extinct? That's fucking crazy.

Do we all fly that, and animal that big? Flying? I don't know if that's true, but I guess it is. It's on the internet. 36 feet? Like the Hollywood sign? I got some else for you.

You're still stuck on tear doctors, so I'm trying to chop that. You know Abraham Lincoln? Yeah, it's six five. It's six five, sure. They're probably pretty good basketball player. I don't gonna put my nuts on a stupid beard. Listen to this, you know you had a high pitch voice.

How do you know that? That's what they say. Yeah. They said in the stories that they have, it was a high pitch. Yeah, that's what they say yeah they said they said they said in the stories that they have is a high yeah that's what they said because even when homeboy played them in that movie Lincoln yeah what's the name uh Daniel DeLos yeah he did that voice but he said in his in his findings he had a much higher voice bring him up I'll look at pictures of him of Abraham yeah I had the died of when he was ever heard of him to like six or nobody had the tide of when he was one. Ever heard of him, like, four? Six.

No, but if Dan C. Pitches of Lincoln, he had a very austere. Six, four. And they said he had a high pitch voice. He looked, but just bring him up right there. Look at his face. Look at how old he is. He's huge. Look how big he was, dude.

Now he's, now he's my size. So, yeah, I would tell the draw, he, can you make me swallowing? Now, look at that face, first act. That's an old face. Now, how old you reckon he swallowing that now look at that face first act. That's an old face Now all your wrecking He was when he died that died 40 something back then 40 something about you 50 Like that's weathered like they're get that picture right there that outfit is fucking lit dude

You know what you know the the one record they have it's him going hey Your move Disney dude Here's all fucked up I know Yes, well slaves y'all free Why is this here fucked up next to the tent? No, the one over to the right one over to the right. Nope right yeah right there. Let me see this one. Yeah Look at that face weather dude. Yeah, we know a sunday, you know I get a kid died. Oh, he had more than that.

I think three of us chose him. Hey, you want a very underrated movie? So underrated, so fucking good. Abraham Lincoln van Pierslayer. Oh, yeah. I'm already reading this script. Oh, fantastic. Really?

Oh, they're supposed to do George Washington's Ampireslayer, but I don't know what happened. I'm such a fan of that show hauled Was it when he died? Because that's crazy 56 that's long back then. Yeah, he's born in Kentucky. Yep a log cabin. He's a March baby Yeah Strong man shot

Yeah Good at you kids. Oh, he was assassinated. Yeah, you know that somebody's not like survived the shot and then survived and then died now my booth John Wilkes booth that was too hot So I survived that oh you was the back head. Oh in the movies. It's always in the front Yeah, John John Wilkes coming the back, was too hot. He survived it. So many times I survived that. Oh, it was the back head? Oh, in the movies, it's always in the front. Yeah, John Wilkes Booth. John in the back, huh?

Back to the head? Yep. After the war. Wow. He went to the... Mary Todd, his wife, had lost three of her children, and then... And lost three of her children to fever. Well, one at ten, the other at four.

I mean, really awful, awful. And then she went... They went to the theater, and he... He was killed mean really awful, awful. And then she went, they went to the theater and he was killed right in front of her. And then she spent the rest of her life in a mental institution, poor thing. Think about the pain she went through. It was kid's and that roof.

And they weren't babies when they died. Now, they died of fever. Yeah, the one was like four or five, yeah, it was fever. And then her oldest one died, which was too much. And then her husband. And so she went the same as I She used to talk to them makes me want to cry. It really does go and cry over It really does it makes cry over

1862 dude. I know and she lived 150 years ago. It still makes me want to cry Some people suffer so badly man. Anyway, some people are doing that right now Right, I think you're crying over the proud boy still. No, no. Yeah. You're fucking passionate. Yeah, dude. No, I know what's going on here. No, sorry.

Oh, no. Amber heard. Nice try, dude. I haven't ever heard of my bed. I haven't heard of sporting crime. Because she's crying. Shout out to tear to act those. Is that a chin?

That's pretty much it. You have a long podcast, buddy. You're like, we covered a lot of this. We've been going along. Hopefully that information helped you guys on the dinosaurs. Don't be scared of velociraptors. I'm not, dude. I told my son that because he is scared of them.

You're going to fork, you know. You've got a little time. I'm gonna, dude, I just daddy has some time off. Thank God daddy needs it. Because summer's a weird time to tour. So San Francisco is gonna be rescheduled. I'll have dates announced soon for that. I'll be around LA doing spots.

I'm at the Lafactor on Thursday. I'll have dates announced soon for that. I'll be around LA doing spots. I'm at the Lafactor on Thursday. I think I'm in Prov Friday Saturday. But the next big show, Shobben Friends is next Wednesday, June 22nd. Be of your in town. Please jump on board. That is June 22nd. Shobben Friends me and some monsters at the Hollywood in Prov at 8 p.m. and the trash panda swimmer tour continues in Fort Wayne, Indiana, July 14th through the 16th, downtown San Diego, in the hardest San Diego, the Lafactory in San Diego, July 21st through the 23rd, Baltimore is August 4th to the 6th. McGubby's, August 4th to the 6th,

Appleton was content in September 8th through the 10th, that just got added and they have Houston embossing, but next up is Fort Wayne, Indiana and San Diego for the trash panator. The Tiamware now can only get in person on tour. Milwaukee Improv July 21 22 23. Okay, that is a lot of time off. Yeah, and then Cap City's July 28 to the 30th. We get the whole three. All four, there's a good market. Yeah, that's a good. Hopefully Cap City's open. I know. I've a good markets. Yeah, that's a good hopefully cap city's open

I know I've had their problems. Yeah, I told you that hard to do But my kids that's it. We love you guys. This is the final kid route